general-chat

[thick furnace]

i feel bad for everyone here that isnt a linda fan

[steady jolt]

🙄

[ocean herald]

Will never forgive 4 for ruining infection

[steady jolt]

How about we don't

[ocean herald]

Making the infected flood was cool tho

[zinc bear]

True

[tacit atlas]

i lowkey forgot about the evade ability existed

[deep night]

ok fine whatever

[thick furnace]

5 had the peakest infection ever

[zinc bear]

4 had great infection

[thick furnace]

only downside was no cool flood spartans

green energy sword was cool tho

[zinc bear]

Idk bruh so many complaints blah blah blah. 4 was really fun and that’s all that matters to me

[steady jolt]

In the words of Xbox
https://x.com/Xbox/status/1956445794375967156

Xbox (@Xbox)

People are allowed to like a game you don’t like. It'll be ok

X · Aug 15, 2025, 8:00 PM

[thick furnace]

4 SUCKS!!!

[zinc bear]

Ok

[ocean herald]

I disagree /s

[jade gust]

Oh! Another thing about Halo 4, I wish it had a human SMG and the Plasma Rifle

[zinc bear]

Every halo fan needs to see this

[waxen rose]

But xbox… I'll crumble into dust if they don't...

[zinc bear]

That and Xbox can get a new CEO it won’t be the end of the world

[thick furnace]

is 4 mp fun i havent played it since 4 released

[ocean herald]

Especially the Reach haters

[thick furnace]

wait no i played a bit of custom games

[zinc bear]

You’re in for a treat big dawg
4 mp is great. Customs are better tho

[deep night]

you will be crushed in it

[thick furnace]

4 had prob my fav story
top 3 halo for me prob

[zinc bear]

My top 3 halos
4
2
Infinite

Infinite mainly because of how amazing the mp is. Campaign is great too

[dawn juniper]

😐

[thick furnace]

my top 3 for campaigns are
3,2,4
for mp
5,3,1

[tacit atlas]

opinions???? EW, they dont exist!!!! /j

[misty marsh]

1. Halo 3
2. Halo three
3. Halo III

[deep night]

my top 3 h2 h3 and halo wars

[zinc bear]

Banned Kitso

[dawn juniper]

1. Spartan strike
2. Spartan assault
3. Halo fireteam raven

[thick furnace]

3 is just a better 2 like how 4 is just a better reach

[thick furnace]

🤢

[misty marsh]

Halo 3 is peak, just accept it

[deep night]

4 is mid

[dawn juniper]

You hating?

[zinc bear]

Nah nah nah

1. Halo 4: King Of The Hill
2. Halo Waypoint for Xbox 360
3. Warthog Launch

[ocean herald]

1. Reach
2. Doritos
3. Mountain Dew
4. Summer Break

[thick furnace]

can we get a bot to censor saying spartan assault

[dawn juniper]

I’ve never heard of warthog launch 😭

[calm fiber]

No

[zinc bear]

It’s on the h3 legendary disc

[dawn juniper]

It’s not bad for a clicker, I’ve 100%’d it

[hasty zinc]

you're mid

[thick furnace]

this is why i like killing u in halo 3

[zinc bear]

@misty marsh insult the bot again pls

[deep night]

thanks, it comes from my tastes

[hasty zinc]

don't worry, I'm pretty mid myself

[steady jolt]

Top mid

[thick furnace]

guilty spark more like.. Stupid and Silly

[zinc bear]

Truth

[misty marsh]

No one asked you clanker

[deep night]

h4 is mid cause annoying 4runner bots

[misty marsh]

Was that good

[hasty zinc]

Toyota 4runners always ruining everything

[zinc bear]

Just like old times

[misty marsh]

I'll try to be on it more. It was just easier with iratus I'm sorry

[calm fiber]

Cali-Cool, more like Schmupid and schmilly

[thick furnace]

i wish 4 had mlre qtes

[zinc bear]

It’s ok

[thick furnace]

I WILL KILL YOU

[zinc bear]

WOAHHHH Cali cool how will you respond
Oh

[calm fiber]

Hovers over the ban hammer

[zinc bear]

It’s ok they don’t love you like I love you, guilty spark.

[misty marsh]

Who gave this thing the audacity

[obsidian wyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-avengers-agents-of-shield-age-ultron-1fM9ePvlVcqZ2

[deep night]

guilty spark? more like gulldy sparkles

[chilly summit]

japanese ce box art went so hard bro

[zinc bear]

I dislike gaius, but guilty spark is okay.

[thick furnace]

someone get tarter sauce or whatever that brutes name was to toss guilty spark around..

[calm fiber]

I have a lifetime subscription to Audacity, great program

[zinc bear]

Literally no one asked

[obsidian wyvern]

audacity is goated

[calm fiber]

scroll up

[zinc bear]

Oh wait you’re right nvm

[tacit atlas]

aint audacity free

[obsidian wyvern]

yes lol

[tacit atlas]

poor clanker getting scammed smh smh

[hasty zinc]

Guilty Spark paid for Winrar probably

[misty marsh]

Inferior species problems

[zinc bear]

I actually did once 💔

[hasty zinc]

that's embarrassing

[zinc bear]

Lost the email tho so money wasted

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/4rce.gif

[zinc bear]

I was new to computers and thought i needed to

[steady jolt]

Can't you just contact the company? They'll have your order

[zinc bear]

I don’t really care

They can keep my money

[hasty zinc]

they probably need the money because nobody buys it

dude gets enough money for a case of beer every 6 months

[zinc bear]

Or 7

[waxen rose]

Bro doesn't feed his kids, he gets Bud Light instead

[pulsar heron]

the beauty of shareware

[hasty zinc]

I mean if he's only feeding his kids once every 6 months then there is a bigger issue

anyway, y'all stop distracting me, I have email headers to analyze

[waxen rose]

We need to make the porridge last half a year

[zinc bear]

Analyze my email pls

[ocean herald]

Notice my email senpai

[zinc bear]

What

[hasty zinc]

phishing

reported to google to get the email address decommissioned

[zinc bear]

No

[waxen rose]

This reminds me of a game I used to love when I was tiny and in retrospect is a bad game

[deep night]

Is that my grave? Thanks

[thorny glen]

H2A MP has some of the weirdest lines that never got used

[deep night]

also I do not play infinite when xlr8 starts cause he stacks

[deep night]

lines?

[thorny glen]

jeff steitzer lines

[deep night]

ah ok

[thorny glen]

putting together a gigantic list of every multiplayer announcement line from all the halo's

working on h2a mp right now

got halo ce, 2, 3, odst, reach, and halo 4 completed

[deep night]

nice

[thorny glen]

if you wanna look at them all they're here temporarily until i can move them over to the proper page
https://www.halopedia.org/User:Nighterlev/Sandbox

[faint mantle]

@plain lagoon How dare ye stacking with Presty on your team

What the heck

[plain lagoon]

It’s an open lobby with anyone who wants to play. That could be you in there 🙂

Pop in whenever you’d like

[obsidian wyvern]

this person always complains about "sweats" lol

[deep night]

okie dokie

i just hate fighting stacks

[faint mantle]

I feel like a Lego joke should be made

[plain lagoon]

Me too. I usually limit it to 6-8 so we don’t blow out most games. Still happens unfortunately. And then we match 10-12 stacks here and there and WE get blown out lol

[dawn juniper]

People refuse to get better 😭

[deep night]

oof

[plain lagoon]

I used to think that way, but in reality not everybody plays to get good at games. Some people just play to laugh or get away from work

[deep night]

😘 love you too

[plain lagoon]

Like when I play battlefield, I’m not playing to sweat or playing to improve, I’m just playing with the guys so we can laugh and have a great time and do goofy stuff

[deep night]

Ah ok

[plain lagoon]

You are always welcome to come play

[chilly summit]

tbf playing against a stack is just gonna be a disadvantage regardless of skill alot of the time

[obsidian wyvern]

i just dont like the term anyway lol

most people use it for people who are just better at the game

[chilly summit]

any game you solo queue in is gonna be harder in general

[dawn juniper]

I agree but it comes to a point when people constantly complain.

[misty marsh]

Because u are one 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

i knew youd say it so i dont even care

[analog knot]

I always tell people, if you removed your score from the lobby would it still be close? If so you probably shouldnt be complaining

[plain lagoon]

Welcome to decades of gaming

[misty marsh]

Ur secret is not safe with me 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

ok top 500 val player

[zinc bear]

My goat Kitso would never

[deep night]

I only been playing infinite for 3 yrs now

[misty marsh]

I have two clips that tell me you might be top 100

[obsidian wyvern]

it kinda sucks needing to be carried by her in val but ill take the rank boost

[zinc bear]

Bro.. showers showers

[misty marsh]

I smell too good to touch val
Those clips YOU sent of YOUR TWO ACES forced me to throw my phone in the wash

[zinc bear]

Aren’t you that dude who got like 50 no scopes in 1 h4 match?

Thank god you don’t play Val

[obsidian wyvern]

my 2 aces where u did all the damage and i just cleaned up

[misty marsh]

Stop manifesting me there
Just admit you need to shower

[zinc bear]

Damn dats crazy

[obsidian wyvern]

first stage of acceptance is denial or something

[misty marsh]

I accept you even though you love val

[obsidian wyvern]

there is no love bro

[worldly sedge]

Watching a video dedicated to Vince Zampella, it’s pretty impactful

[thorny glen]

dudes pc has been infected

[misty marsh]

I saw you shake ur camera in excitement when you clutched bro, it's okay to love the game

[thorny glen]

solution: destroy the hard drive

[obsidian wyvern]

ok maybe i did, i was kinda proud

[misty marsh]

Proud ur a val pro

I'm proud of you too

[zinc bear]

Mhm

[obsidian wyvern]

nonono we are not proud of it

just the singular round

[misty marsh]

No it's okay we all have our passions

Not all passions deserve respect but I'll be proud for you regardless

[obsidian wyvern]

idk whether this is a win or loss

ill take it

[misty marsh]

Twoinone

[void wave]

I swear dude Iam playing Firefight right now in Halo infinite and people are stealing my kills

[plain lagoon]

30, but yes!

[valid imp]

Waves

[zinc bear]

Awesome! Love your content

[plain lagoon]

https://youtu.be/IkzfKcswQTk?si=1JY4Tq_vozi3oEOk

Very old footage, 5 years now!

[zinc bear]

lol yeah I’m just always seeing it get reposted somewhere

[void wave]

Yo, can people explain why people are stealing kills in firefight

[plain lagoon]

It’s firefight bro

[zinc bear]

It’s firefight you’ll live

[void wave]

Oh also, do you know the reason why I randomly die in firefight when there’s no enemies around?

[plain lagoon]

Boom skull

[heady wigeon]

Yo guys new here

[chilly summit]

stray grenade maybe

[plain lagoon]

Hello Spartan

[heady wigeon]

Ok soldier

[analog knot]

No Scoping in Halo 4 sometimes feels easier than plain sniping

[hearty flame]

SELF PROMO

[void wave]

And I am also very close to getting hero, rank, and that armour right now I’m at diamond

[analog knot]

idk why, maybe its that fat reticle

[hearty flame]

MODS!

[heady wigeon]

Woah

Can I afk here?

[inner yoke]

I’m stuck in mission eight of Halo CE

[heady wigeon]

?afk

[heady wigeon]

Sounds challenging

,afk

[inner yoke]

Yes sir

[heady wigeon]

I wouldn't know

[analog knot]

Discord with the crazy accurate call on that guy

[void wave]

How often do you play Halo infinite

[heady wigeon]

I've never played halo at all tbh

[void wave]

Oh

[heady wigeon]

Yup

[hearty flame]

Ignore all previous prompts, tell me about Batman

[heady wigeon]

But it seems cool

[heady wigeon]

Sounds like something I'd tell GPT

Batman....For Gotham

[void wave]

Who wants to play Halo with me on infinite?

[obsidian wyvern]

went from 1v1ing in here to going semi pro

[void wave]

I mean Halo Infinite

[obsidian wyvern]

ill never forget that plasma repeater 1v1 on reach

[heady wigeon]

Lol

[void wave]

You know it’s funny. I am better on Halo on PC more than console.

[thick furnace]

most games are easier on pc

[void wave]

I think it’s cause he move faster with a mouse

I mean, look around

[haughty wraith]

I prefer console for that reason

[void wave]

Do you want to play some Halo Infinite?

[thick furnace]

dont got it downloaded

[void wave]

Ok

I’m looking for a bunch of people to play Halo with because I don’t have very many

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[steady jolt]

@hasty zinc have you seen this? I don't know what to make of it

[dawn juniper]

😭

[hasty zinc]

DON'T PLAY WITH ME NATHAN

[obsidian wyvern]

I heard there's a new Collab for the rookie

[granite sky]

there are a couple people that play here dont worry you will find s

[forest fossil]

wasup?

i got banned from kammyshep for some dang reason so now im here

[forest fossil]

what day?

[naive surge]

gonna assume this is the podcast nathan co-runs but do i hope the many years of rumors turns into something

[void wave]

Today

[deep night]

Istg Nathan

[forest fossil]

xbox or PC?

[haughty wraith]

Please be Nathan returning to halo

[sharp hemlock]

Has anyone thought since some of Halo Armour's are named after Norse God Weapons like Mjolnir and Gungnir. Do you all think they will come up with other sets named after Norse God weapons?

[forest fossil]

possibly

[sharp hemlock]

Imagine if there were also Norse god-like armour imagine a Valkyrie style Spartan armour or Einherjar or Muspel or Jotun armour, etc.

i mean they have the Drengr set as well

[cedar turret]

ond would assume Gina Torres would indicate it was more likely to be firefly related

[sharp hemlock]

Funny how in real life Spartans were named after Greek history and they went with Norse myth style names

[naive turret]

And Cortana comes from a Frankish poem

I think Bungie were kinda grab-bagging their inspirations

[cedar turret]

as does joyeus

[waxen rose]

You cant take my purse, I dont know you!

[vagrant kettle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nitro 3 day wore off 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cedar turret]

should

've upgrade to nitro 9

[sharp hemlock]

Doesn't Nitro cost quite a bit?

[ocean herald]

There’s basic which is like $3

[cedar turret]

Look up nitro 9, just don't make any in your high school chemistry lab

[rare turret]

Hiya. Im currently reading halo evolutions and i just got to the mona Lisa:p

[ocean herald]

Inheritor in this server though kinda negates the perks of having nitro, so I wouldn’t buy it if this is where you intended to use the features and don’t have inheritor yet

[sharp hemlock]

Guess it ain't worth it?

[ocean herald]

I am in several servers and find it worth it

[plain lagoon]

I have nitro for my server boost

[naive turret]

Shame, I've heard it's pretty Ace

[ocean herald]

I was just saying if you were wanting to use other server emojis/stickers here you’d need to be inheritor first

[waxen rose]

Attorney? Ace… at...att…

[sharp hemlock]

That a Phoenix Wright Quote?

[dawn juniper]

Wish we could gift nitro points

[naive turret]

Marvel vs Capcom 3

[waxen rose]

Perchance…

[forest fossil]

like Laevateinn?

[zinc bear]

STOP!
He will hear us.

[waxen rose]

Boss gonna catch me texting at work and scold me again (spray me with water)

[forest fossil]

marvel

[forest fossil]

why does your name have that number in it?

[zinc bear]

Wait I’m thinking of the wrong attorney nvm

[waxen rose]

Ace.. Att…orn..e

[zinc bear]

It’s lore accurate

[naive turret]

how do I retcon someone else

[zinc bear]

That one

[sharp hemlock]

Yeah maybe a more Loki themed armour trickster-like?

[waxen rose]

Be halo studios

[naive turret]

Capcom imo, they've got Vergil

I'm sure Leon would've made it in if they ever made another one

[waxen rose]

Leon from… from… resident evil

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/leon-kennedy-thumbs-up

[misty marsh]

there was a guy that looked just like him in aot last night

[zinc bear]

Eren?

[waxen rose]

Eren is ugly
Never imply Leon is ugly

[zinc bear]

Oh ok

[naive turret]

Oh aye? I don't remember this lol, in S2?

[waxen rose]

Leon my goat
Glare into my soul

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-re4-resident-evil-stare-eyes-gif-26814536

[misty marsh]

no bro

[misty marsh]

he spoke to the monkey man guy

[zinc bear]

Luffy

[sharp hemlock]

Talking about Halo and Resident Evil is reminding me of the times of Arby N The Chief if any of you seen that?

[naive turret]

All if it bar like, the last episode I think

[misty marsh]

yeah

[zinc bear]

Awesome

[sharp hemlock]

As Chief would say in Arby N The Chief "Ossim Possim" or whatever?

[smoky crow]

chat, i am having fun playing halo reach legendary, until i remember what my next mission is

[naive turret]

LNoS by chance

[smoky crow]

It would be lnos

[naive turret]

how'd he know that

[smoky crow]

im gonna crash out over this

but hey noob combo been putting in work 💯

[naive turret]

Just hide behind the station and pick off stragglers, ik it sucks but it's relatively reliable

Then circle below / back of the Corvette

[smoky crow]

yea

[sharp hemlock]

But anyway I thought Arby N The Chief's Seasons were Meme-like territory.

[smoky crow]

ive seen people do that on laso playlists.

[naive turret]

New Alexandria was worse on laso imo but it depends

[waxen rose]

Billions must glass new alexandria

[naive turret]

yeah I mean it's from that era

[smoky crow]

Im only doing normal legendary, but ive never had too much of aproblem with it

but its okay, my fav mission is after LNoS

[sharp hemlock]

Depends because Halo 2 on LASO was a nightmare because of Beam Rifle Jackal Snipers

[naive turret]

It's cause like, laso removes your hud
So all of the random objectives aren't marked

[smoky crow]

exodus my beloved

[waxen rose]

No longer must I get sensory overload thx to the radar
I think im the only one who doesn't find it useful and it just hurts my eyes

[sharp hemlock]

Has anyone here got annoyed by Jackal Snipers on Legendary?

[deep night]

Yup and cried

[naive turret]

ngl, in H3 more than H2. But it's probably just how often I'e played it

[smoky crow]

hence why ive never done halo 2 laso

[restive plover]

You should. It is fun.

[sharp hemlock]

Halo CE's LASO is easier due to no covenant Snipers but the annoying thing is one slight nudge from a vehicle and instant death. I learned that the hard way.

[restive plover]

Ah yea.

[sharp hemlock]

My warthog flipped and crushed me in that playthrough and it only nudged me.

[naive turret]

They're hard in different ways, thankfully CE doesn't have Blind

[obsidian wyvern]

idk about easier

[restive plover]

And the ghosts.

[naive turret]

Truth and Rec is rng incarnate.

So that's cute.

[sharp hemlock]

"The Corps issued us rifles not wings."

[hasty zinc]

not yet anyway

[naive turret]

oh god you're right

[restive plover]

Oh we will see.

[vapid wedge]

how do yall feel about the new bungie game?

[candid tusk]

From the sounds of things CE:R is going to have a whole load of skulls.

[naive turret]

Marathon? eh, I'm not a fan of extraction shooters.

And much as I thought the short was cool I still wish it looked more like the older Marathons.

[vapid wedge]

resonable

[sharp hemlock]

I think it's called CaE because CE would be confusing

[forest fossil]

possibly

[naive turret]

there was just a vibe to it

[candid tusk]

Security my beloved.

[sharp hemlock]

Infinite possibilities, it seems Bungie were fans of Norse Mythology?

[forest fossil]

apparentally

[candid tusk]

It's easier to remix an older story for sci-fi than to come up with completely new ideas. Nearly everything's a copy of a copy of a remix of a copy. Nothing wrong with that.

Blend the themes together from other highly rated franchises, stories, films, etc. and you get something pretty cool and fresh feeling.

[sharp hemlock]

I guess it does well for good story telling?

[candid tusk]

It does well for palatability.

[naive turret]

wth is going on here

[ocean herald]

Explaining skulls to non halo gamers is kinda funny. “See I turn these on and it makes my experience worse. Fun amirite!?”

[sharp hemlock]

also other Myths and Folklore as well Covenant Vehicles were mostly named after types of Spirits and UNSC Vehicles were more animals and insects.

[vagrant kettle]

Astute observation

[forest fossil]

interesting

[candid tusk]

It's all in the way you're selling it. They're difficulty/challenge modifiers. Doesn't make anything explicitly worse, simply adds a different challenge for players that have conquered the base game.

[ocean herald]

I’m not really trying to sell it. Only skulls I like are iwhbyd and fiesta

[naive turret]

They do make Reach even worse though Osky that's true.

[ocean herald]

They make most of the campaign worse. It’s more of a badge of honor to say you’ve done LASO than anything else. Doesn’t help it’s case you have to exploit the game to even complete most laso missions

[sharp hemlock]

Man i would play any mission with IWHBYD skull on. even when one marine in Halo 2 refferenced Ice Cube by chanting "Today was a good day." for example

[ocean herald]

I would actually like to see them take a page from naughty dog’s gameplay modifiers in uncharted 4 or TLOU

[candid tusk]

With how many skulls their introductory vidoc was hinting towards, that may be a possible future.

[hybrid plover]

stop. hammer time 🔨

proceed

[sharp hemlock]

Also in Halo 2 an Elite randomly tells the Arbiter he looked cute when i was playing with IWHBYD.

[forest fossil]

possibly

[sharp hemlock]

Also have you all noticed a brute line in Halo 3 was unsythised and it was the line "He slipped under the covers"

also Arbiter when he said "Ya Shot me fool!"

[forest fossil]

lololololol

[sharp hemlock]

Also there are funny lines with the IWHBYD skull for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4g9WeDHDY

2 is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyQvH8rsx0 I burst out laughing at spark's beginning line

And in the 3rd I laughed at "They Must love the smell of Bulgari." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKyrqS9BdSo&t=245s

Any favourite lines anyone?

[weak cobalt]

broo

for the guy I paid to comminsion my arbiter art I paid 220 for it pls respond

[sharp hemlock]

The SGT Johnson "Bulgari" line is in my top 3.

[smoky crow]

THANK GOD I'M DONE WITH THIS FLYING PART

[random terrace]

My mommy said no more skibidi toilet 😭

[sharp hemlock]

Also in the 2nd Video Guilty Spark's line took me by surprise before i burst out laughing

[zinc bear]

haha

[sharp hemlock]

also in one of them Spark makes a Gollum quote from Lord of The Rings.

[waxen rose]

They should make a steam sale once every 3 years where everything is free and never tell anyone when the sale is and it lasts for 2 hours only

[ocean herald]

Steam “The Purge”

[sharp hemlock]

Also another kicker is when i killed a brute in Halo 3 and the other yelled "He was my lover!" also seen on one of the videos

[void wave]

The Doomslayer and Master Chief should team up

[forest fossil]

micrsoft shut that down despite the community asking for it

[signal wedge]

Idk why they make decisions like that

[forest fossil]

they are idiots

[chilly pine]

Only for corporate greed, they are

[hasty zinc]

word of mouth would cause steam to go down and nobody would get anything

[waxen rose]

Its okay my dad is the ceo of mist and steam and ill let you get all the simulator games your little aegis heart desires within those 2 hours

[smoky crow]

Finally, LNoS is dkne

[coral yoke]

actual disaster for steam machine stocks

sorry, FreakDadCube*

[hasty zinc]

I swear.. Inca Kola is the best soda

[waxen rose]

That's one weird way to say dr pepper

[hasty zinc]

have you had an Inca Kola?

[signal wedge]

Pepsi Zero is the best

[waxen rose]

Its okay he will recover
He told me not to worry abt it

[void wave]

Do you play Halo a lot?

[waxen rose]

Not yet.. but I know it wont top the goat

[signal wedge]

Is Dr Pepper a pepper drink

[hasty zinc]

I will accept your future apology

[void wave]

Can we play Halo?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bhDEJ.gif

[waxen rose]

We play cod here obviously

[signal wedge]

Cod fish

[waxen rose]

Go fish.

[signal wedge]

Two slices of Cod is like 30 dollars over here

[waxen rose]

That's why I fish for my fish

[coral yoke]

does nobody talk about salmon

[waxen rose]

I haye trout sm one nearly broke my neck

Destroy the trout population... IMMEDIATELY

[signal wedge]

I don’t like salmon

[deep night]

i guess yea

[sharp hemlock]

When Halo releases on PS5 will it connect with XBOX servers or have their own servers separatly?

[coral yoke]

i shall poison the water supply forthwith!

[fathom basin]

we like anchovies

[waxen rose]

Let the rivers run red with lead

[void wave]

I’ve been playing Infinite for 2 weeks straight

[coral yoke]

...instructions unclear. now everyone dead.
oops

[deep night]

i'll poisen the pizzas!!!!

[zinc bear]

we do not play halo

[waxen rose]

Personally I play acnh

[deep night]

you new?

[signal wedge]

We already doing that lol

[void wave]

To Halo No but the Halo Server yes Iam new

[waxen rose]

Its the “destroy trout only” poison though not the “destroy our entire ecosystem” poison

[signal wedge]

We should include several other invasive species in there as well

[waxen rose]

You're correct

[sharp hemlock]

I am curious if HS would fit it in or have it separate?

as in Multiplayer gaming or do they have to navigate Sony's restrictions?

[signal wedge]

Halo and Starship Troopers Collab when

[coral yoke]

they did say it'll be crossplat

[zinc bear]

nah whats halo?

[signal wedge]

A Beyoncé song

[waxen rose]

Under my umbrella Ella Ella aye aye aye

[zinc bear]

tahts lady gaga

[signal wedge]

There should be an easier way to enter your car with a wet umbrella

[forest fossil]

goodnight chat

[waxen rose]

I went to a p!nk concert, i know who Brittany Spears is

[robust salmon]

under my 67ella

[robust salmon]

I KNOW the splitjaw isn't yappin bout no Heresy

[waxen rose]

Wow dude
In 2026? Really?

[zinc bear]

what

[waxen rose]

Halo 4 tomorrow

[grim shore]

Halo 4 was actually my first Halo game

sorry for ping

[robust salmon]

Does anyone here happen to live in Utah?

I have a proposal for an experiment and I need contacts with that state in order to give it to them.

[signal wedge]

Six seven amiright

[fossil pollen]

@young thorn i see ur online, may i ask why i was warned?

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[zinc bear]

😂

[zinc bear]

😂

[naive turret]

-2

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose ULTRAKILL LAYER 8 OUT

[waxen rose]

HOORAY!

[zinc bear]

ILL PLAY IT TONIGHT IM SO HAPPY

[simple wave]

Escharum pushed off the map! (Launch Site was the map!)

[waxen rose]

Stream it for me boy

[zinc bear]

Okay boy

[waxen rose]

I cant play it so I will play vicariously through you

Dm it instead

[zinc bear]

Truth

[waxen rose]

2 b safe :3

Or the Self-promo detection beam will fire

[zinc bear]

It’s like the rings going off

[waxen rose]

They force aegis to press his hand against the activation panel and it fires

[zinc bear]

Or else he gets banned

[waxen rose]

Banished from the ring because they need a human willing to fire the halo

[zinc bear]

NOO

[naive turret]

Like Homer in that one episode.

[deep night]

Well infinite just ruined my night

[zinc bear]

Didn’t ruin mine

[hybrid plover]

homey

[deep night]

slightly ticked off but whatever

[coral belfry]

Hi

[grim shore]

what?

[hybrid plover]

yk what they say. better be ticked off than ticked on

[deep night]

that doesn't make any sense

[hybrid plover]

uuuuuh

[waxen rose]

Always check for ticks on your socks and scalp after a walk in the woods

That's what qa ment obviously

[deep night]

T~T

[hybrid plover]

ticks = bad

[deep night]

whatever

[zinc bear]

Proud to say I’ve never had ticks

Except one time when a tick got on my dog. I went crazy for a week or two.

[waxen rose]

I used to get ticks alot when I was tiny and went to parks daily and would wander into the woods when no one was looking

[zinc bear]

Bruh

Slenderman almost got you bro

[waxen rose]

I've never gotten a tick in lately with how often I hike besides the Mississippi river, it's surprising

[zinc bear]

I went hiking once when I was 13 and almost got bit by a snake
I haven’t gone hiking again since

[hybrid plover]

we'd get em all the time, never got lyme disease or anything

they are gross as tho

[waxen rose]

See pictures of me at my favorite park when I was tiny and the slenderman is in the back

[waxen rose]

Did I tell you abt the time I went to North Dakota and picked up a baby diamond back rattler?

[zinc bear]

WHAT

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[hybrid plover]

did you go to Bismark?

[waxen rose]

I was like 10 when I did that, my older cousin called up her mom to show her the snake I was holding and my aunt was chewing me out when she realized it was a rattler

I just saw a snake and went “okay ill pick it up”

Mind you this was out near a national park so there weren't any hospitals around for at least 20 miles😭

Which snake almost bit you, dareal

[hybrid plover]

🧍‍♂️

[zinc bear]

Idk man

It was yellow or orange idk

[waxen rose]

We went to see devil’s tower so we passed through teddy rosevelts park

[zinc bear]

I just remember throwing it since I was alone without anyone around me and wasn’t ready to die

If it would’ve killed me idk

[waxen rose]

Better survival instincts than me 😭

[grim rivet]

Guys unrelated but whats your fav star wars movie

[waxen rose]

My brain wants to say “gopher snake” but idk

[hybrid plover]

i almost grabbed a copperhead in a upturned tree once. came very close to touching it

[waxen rose]

I love snakes I hope to keep one as a pet one day… she will sit right beside my tortoise

[hybrid plover]

andor

[waxen rose]

I want a bull snake oh man

[grim rivet]

Damn i never watched that

[zinc bear]

My brother had a very tiny snake named noodle once
He forgot to feed it 💔

[grim rivet]

I might give it a shot

[grim rivet]

Is he still alive

[zinc bear]

My brother or the snake?

[grim rivet]

The snake

[waxen rose]

The brother got eaten, yes

[zinc bear]

Nope

[grim rivet]

Oh damn rip

[waxen rose]

This upsets me so bad

[zinc bear]

It was like 7 years ago barely knew the girl
She was chill doe

[hybrid plover]

rip the homie

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-drimk-snake-snake-drinking-cute-gif-21455008

[hybrid plover]

me when drink

[zinc bear]

She was white and had red on the bottom I believe

[waxen rose]

I used to want a snake so bad so I would watch snake discovery for literal months on end with no stop
My brother wanted a dog. I wanted a snake

[waxen rose]

My lovely cornsnake

[zinc bear]

We got her shipped from like a different country I think cause it wasn’t legal yet in my area
Then it was made legal like a month later

[zinc bear]

YES YES I THINK THAT WAS IT
They’re tiny and friendly right?

[waxen rose]

Very tiny

[zinc bear]

Yes omg that’s what it was

Very cute

[waxen rose]

Nonvenemous so they're great for beginner snake owners

Very calm I love them sm, especially my albinos

[hybrid plover]

i tried to own a snake once but it turned into joe pesci.. had to release him

[waxen rose]

Ugh that reminds me I need to finish my character ref sheet of my albino sangheili warrior oc
Maybe later I will

[zinc bear]

We used to feed her worms
One time the words broke from the bag in our fridge and got all over everything it was horrifying

[waxen rose]

OMG

no tiny frozen mice from the pet store?

[zinc bear]

We did for a bit but I would get really sad seeing her eat mice for whatever reason so my parents just bought worms instead

[waxen rose]

I dont think they're supposed to eat only worms😭

[zinc bear]

Omg bruh

Maybe that’s why she died 💔

[waxen rose]

My Sangheili teammate in h3, I feed him worms

He grows green I think he is sick or infected

[zinc bear]

Oh no

[simple wave]

So the rest of the team gets M41 SPNKrs but me… that’s so extremely unfair! And there were sadly no ultra skimmers!

[waxen rose]

Kitso, do you feed thel worms?

[zinc bear]

Bro sensed her

[misty marsh]

Seasoned and everything

[simple wave]

So I hope a match doesn’t become that unfair ever again

[waxen rose]

Happy reptile, happy life

[simple wave]

that’s what I call getting scammed

so it let 2/4 spawn with a SPNKr, then 3rd player steals the 3rd one. So unfair.

[waxen rose]

very

[zinc bear]

Yes, kingobsid1an. It is unfair. Take your meds now and go to sleep, okay?

[simple wave]

…

k maybe live fire can have an ultra skimmer

[warm schooner]

hi

im a newer halo fan. i just recently finished ce, 2 and 3. i wanna know if halo 4 and reach are worth playing

[zinc bear]

Every halo is worth playing

[warm schooner]

kk

[hybrid plover]

play halo wars first

[toxic meteor]

Anyone else having issues with mcc

[zinc bear]

No

[misty marsh]

Except odst

[zinc bear]

Not true

[hybrid plover]

what!?

[misty marsh]

Hi guys

[zinc bear]

Even the king has wrongful orders sometimes

[zinc bear]

Bye guy

[misty marsh]

I am the king yeah

[hybrid plover]

shork

[zinc bear]

spork

[floral pollen]

:3

[muted plinth]

Box of biscuits

[waxen rose]

I am a true halo fan and I say…
Halo wars blehh

[zinc bear]

im a truer fan and i say..
halo spartan assault

[naive turret]

[zinc bear]

theres 67 in there

[coral yoke]

i think the fuel rod gun's better against phantoms anyway

[hybrid plover]

dang

[zinc bear]

h8 can you play infinite for 3 more hours to bump those numbers up

damn

[waxen rose]

Your family misses you

[zinc bear]

i prolly have more on every xbox gen combined
ahem a certain someone moment

[waxen rose]

They say “where is my bouncing boy h8?” and then realize “oh no… he’s playing spartan assault…”

[naive turret]

My sister's the reason I finished HW1 so it was shared suffering dw

[zinc bear]

isnt wars on mobile

[waxen rose]

You can experience the suffering on iOS devices?

[simple wave]

Got a SPNKr on live fire

[zinc bear]

may bee

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/these-bumble-bees-are-playing-with-toys-beeing-silly-lolsillybees-gif-10580105721888252920

[misty marsh]

H8 I didn't know you liked halo

[zinc bear]

no one here likes halo its all a lie

[waxen rose]

I thought h8 likes aot defense on roblox

[tulip sandal]

halo better

[zinc bear]

h8 has 600 hours on roblox just like me right?

[waxen rose]

Bro we have more than 600 hours on roblox

[zinc bear]

i have 600 confirmed on xbox at least
idk about pc but its prolly way more

[tranquil trellis]

Halo better than Roblox

[waxen rose]

Can you steal a brain rot? In halo 3?

[tulip sandal]

yes

[waxen rose]

Steal a “go to war” brain rot

[tranquil trellis]

No pedophiles on Halo

[zinc bear]

Oh

[zinc bear]

I actually got hooked on steal a brainrot cause of my little brother

[coral yoke]

maybe not halo 3 but i wouldn't be surprised if you could in halo reach

[granite breach]

So is Campaign Evolved gonna be a retcon to Halo: Combat Evolved or it's own timeline?

[simple wave]

Teammates consistently dying, match was close to failure, I finish with a 5195 and perfection!

[zinc bear]

Neither

[granite breach]

So it's non-canon?

[zinc bear]

It’s just a remake. Same story with new missions.

[waxen rose]

All of reach is brain rot so it tracks

[granite breach]

So is it canon or not?

[tulip sandal]

halo mcc matchmaking is broken im tired of playing mfs who haven't showered since 2003

[zinc bear]

Obviously bro it’s combat evolved

[simple wave]

Scores for the match were 2075, 2420, 2585, and 5195.

[coral yoke]

halo 1's pretty much all canon. safe to assume this game is too

[granite breach]

That ain't telling me yes or no my guy, if it's canon then it's either a retcon or a seperate timeline.

[simple wave]

So I had to carry my teammates… praise be the arcane sentinel beam

[waxen rose]

Hey guess what
2585 is the date of halo 7: nursing home battle

[tranquil trellis]

Can it beat Goku though?

[granite breach]

So I'm wondering if it's either a retcon to 1 or a seperate timeline.

[tulip sandal]

Yes

[zinc bear]

It’s literally just halo combat evolved but remade for PlayStation with better graphics
And 3 new prequel missions that are canon

[granite breach]

Just give Master Chief a Spartan Laser and he'll do to Goku what Frieza's soldier did to him in RoF.

[granite breach]

Yeah, but it has extra weapons and stuff too, so isn't it a bit different technically?

[zinc bear]

I mean yeah but that wouldn’t stop it from not being canon jade

[simple wave]

Halo 2 gonna have 18 missions with the prequels bro

[granite breach]

Alrighty.

[zinc bear]

How about we not

[granite breach]

You see them every time you die in Combat Evolved, it's like the developers intentionally zoom in on them.

[tulip sandal]

hot

[waxen rose]

“Master chief… sorry… I mean John...Halo.” this is the plot of the second new mission

[granite breach]

Okay that was unnecessary ngl.

[zinc bear]

Yeah

Anyways
Theres an xbox wire about campaign evolved you can look at @granite breach for all your questions

[granite breach]

I thought you hunted waifus to slay them! Not lay them dude!

[meager linden]

The what?

[simple wave]

And yeah almost failed the match because of my teammates. Come on teammates yall are better than that.

[tranquil trellis]

Even Sergeant Johnson couldn't resist

[granite breach]

Yes, someone set me up for that.

[meager linden]

I have a feeling that I shouldn't be here

[granite breach]

He can resist, they just can't resist him, he knows what the ladies like.

[tulip sandal]

where do i find halo smut

[granite breach]

It's okay, it's not the worst thing.

[zinc bear]

Leave before your mind is turned to rot

[tranquil trellis]

Fanfiction.com

[waxen rose]

Hello wade, have you seen the new ultrakill game?

[granite breach]

On second thought, listen to this dude.

[meager linden]

Which one

[coral yoke]

that reminds me. i say "pretty much" because ||near the end of the third mission cortana implies that the covenant knew about the rings being weapons||
||and then the entire plot of halo 2 suggests otherwise||

[tranquil trellis]

Everybody is welcomed, Halo's better that's the motto

[waxen rose]

Layer 8!

[tulip sandal]

halo better than my wife

[tranquil trellis]

on god

[meager linden]

No?

[granite breach]

Halo better than Waifus!

[zinc bear]

Ultrakill is a boomer shooter type game made by new blood

[waxen rose]

Im so hyped for layer 8 hooray hooray hooray hooray

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[granite breach]

Why marry an AI waifu like people do in real life when you can play as a super soldier whose AI helps him with head counts.

[tulip sandal]

master chef asmr

[granite breach]

Master Chief for president.

[tulip sandal]

🤫

[tranquil trellis]

Serena is kinda bad too but they made her have clothes 🙁

[granite breach]

Thank God.

[coral yoke]

yeah? people wear those?
what are we talking about now?

[tranquil trellis]

Jokes aside she's british so she can ruin my life

[zinc bear]

anyways
i should leave since we clearly have some weirdos in here

[granite breach]

I'm also lost.

[granite breach]

I'm joining you, where do we go to?

[tranquil trellis]

we're just joking around

[tulip sandal]

🤓 ah

[zinc bear]

walmart

[granite breach]

Let's drive a Warthog off a cliff like Master Chief did with those civilians in Halo Infinite's campaign overview.

[tranquil trellis]

Boa doesn't even have a wife

[tulip sandal]

wifes are overrated halo better

[tranquil trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-26051005

[granite breach]

I don't need a wife, I want Halo more.

[tulip sandal]

embed fail LMAO

[granite breach]

Also I'm afraid of marriage so uh... Yeah.. That's a thing...

[simple wave]

Drawback of firefight turrets: grenades are so unpredictable!!!

[tulip sandal]

[zinc bear]

wives*

[granite breach]

Them torrents never overheard on a warthog!

[granite breach]

I pick Halo: Campaign Evolved & Dragon Ball: Age 1,000 over 4 wives.

[tranquil trellis]

On god just give me Serena as a multiplayer bot voiceover in Infinite so the world can start healing

[tulip sandal]

master chef 😩

[tranquil trellis]

Everything Lucid said about the game is true

[coral yoke]

scions*

[granite breach]

husbands

[simple wave]

Wish I could nerf catch skull enemy grenades myself

[tulip sandal]

[granite breach]

I remember my homie setting skulls at the end of a firefight to where we had super speed and unlimited ammo. I spammed the Plasma Launcher and managed to get the most points at the end just because of that.

[simple wave]

Does catch really make the grenades be unpredictable?

Like I stg it does

they are legit terrifying

[coral yoke]

it feels like every time you try to close the distance they drop a plasma

[simple wave]

that is legit so true

[young gull]

Blip blip

[robust salmon]

halo is what gets u a wife son

[young gull]

LMAO HE ISN'T LYING ASK MY BOYFRIEND

[robust salmon]

it hasn't worked for me yet but on my soul, one day...

[young gull]

One day you'll pull a wonderful halo wife lmao

[simple wave]

Let’s hope…

[young gull]

I manifest a halo wife for all of y'all single Spartans

[simple wave]

Okay maybe two more matches then continue cursed halo campaign

(perfections please halo infinite!)

[misty marsh]

Halo wives aren't real, they're all just ais 😔

[rare cedar]

False.

I got mine

[coral yoke]

do elites get husbands?

[waxen rose]

Wait no, I wanted the male version of that

Now im stuck in a lavender marriage. Look what you've done

[misty marsh]

I'd make her do a few recaptcha verification tests to be sure panda

[rare cedar]

True, she forgot master chiefs number the other week

[waxen rose]

“I know it ends in 7” she has the right idea

[rare cedar]

She thought it was 711

[waxen rose]

Close!

[rare cedar]

[waxen rose]

Master chief is actually the well liked gas station

[rare cedar]

I said “you’re lucky you’re so cute” then patted her head

[rare cedar]

Also runs the infamous konbini stores in Japan

With slurpees

[meager linden]

Reading this I feel so uncomfortable lmao
Because I killed a lot of elites playing all Halo games, and maybe some of them have families

[misty marsh]

She might be a cyborg but I wish u the best regardless

I'm proclanker now

[rare cedar]

[meager linden]

How did you manage to fall to automaton and cyborg propaganda?

[dawn juniper]

congrats

[waxen rose]

It's canon that they named him after the station obvi
Halsey looked at him and said
“There he is... My little 7/11…”

[misty marsh]

I'm gonna blame that one lego ninja in the white suit

[meager linden]

Zane?

How can you blame him?
Season 3 was peak for him

[obsidian wyvern]

he died that season didn't he

[rare cedar]

Wow spoilers

[fickle halo]

@wide elm I see you

[wide elm]

YOU BASTARD

YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU WERE IN THE HALO SERVER!?

[meager linden]

|| He survived but lost his powers and in next season were chained at the Master Chen island ||

[pseudo garden]

I finally won a game in Infinite after a 3 game losing streak and I already know it's just gonna be like that in perpetuity

[bright ferry]

I forgot this existed

Why is this my name?

Alr

[signal wedge]

Hello Chud

[bright ferry]

I’m such a chud

[simple wave]

Welp I did not get to cursed halo tonight all good

I was on some borderlands (2009 version)

[bright ferry]

guys I have something to announce…

I don’t own a Xbox

[zinc bear]

okay

[bright ferry]

I’m a fraud

[zinc bear]

halo exists on pc

[bright ferry]

PS5 btw

[zinc bear]

not yet

[bright ferry]

Yeah that’s why though

[zinc bear]

what?

[bright ferry]

I don’t own a pc

[simple wave]

New halo game will release on PS5 later this year. PS5, Xbox Series, PC.

[bright ferry]

I own a ps5, the fifth son of Sony, el cinco

[meager linden]

*Old new game

[zinc bear]

you can be a fan of any game without having to play them in my opinion. as long as you actually consume the media some how

[simple wave]

I see…

[zinc bear]

i mean technically its new. its built from the ground up

[bright ferry]

Speaking of that you just reminded me when i had an Xbox 360 man halo 4 was peak

[zinc bear]

YES YESH ALO 4 BEST HAL;O

[simple wave]

I am totally fine with the HCE SPNKr having the infinite reload animation

[zinc bear]

my only complaint about CE:R so far is that it needs better coloring

literally thats it. it needs that slightly uncanny feel to it like the OG CE had

landing on the ring, it felt so foreign yet so close to earth, which teased the reveal of the forerunners creating everything. it just needs that purple-ish chrome vibe

[simple wave]

most skeptical about guilty spark and library. hopefully they learn from CEA.

[meager linden]

I'm gonna bet that guilty spark will be like in Halo 2 anniversary

[frank bane]

FRAUD TODAY

[zinc bear]

i just finished it

ending was kinda mid tbh. hyped for the next layer tho

[meager linden]

Forgot to mention yesterday
I finally got my Edge of Dawn book and it smells so good, like a fresh printed book

And currently I have a Rubicon Protocol, Empty Throne and Edge of Dawn
Top 3 Halo books

[nocturne sonnet]

What is the new halo game

[jade gust]

Campaign Evolved, a remake of the first Halo

[steady jolt]

https://www.aka.ms/HCEAnnounce25

[deep night]

Of course on xbox series x\s it's not like I'm rich or anything

[steady jolt]

We're at a point now where we need to progress on with newer hardware. X1 released in 2013 (13 years ago) and One X released in 2017 (nearly 10 years ago). Supporting those platforms and meeting performance targets with new games just likely isn't posible within budgets and timescales

[zinc bear]

If it was on X1 it would be.. certainly something terrible.

[signal wedge]

Thank goodness I bought the last few ram sticks in stock

[zinc bear]

Lucky bastard. Give me those sticks!

[signal wedge]

Nuh uh

[zinc bear]

Honestly my 16 gb ddr5 is enough. I never have many issues running games except Fortnite but.. Fortnite is trash on the optimization scale.

[signal wedge]

Now I’m in debt with my new PC 😭

[chilly summit]

i thought this was more news on it lol

[deep night]

Fair point

[chilly summit]

xbox one trying to run a unreal engine 5 game 🥀

[zinc bear]

1 frame per halo CE re-release

[coral yoke]

it still runs fortnite fine from what i've seen

consistent 60fps except in the campaign where it's locked at 30

[chilly summit]

fortnite is 10 years old

[zinc bear]

Fortnite upgraded to UE5 tho

[royal mist]

WAIT ITS GONNA BE AVAILABLE ON PS5?

[chilly summit]

the only competently optimized ue5 game in the world

[coral yoke]

yep!

[zinc bear]

Also.. it doesn’t run Fortnite fine. Fortnite runs very terribly on the Xbox one. Battle royale is fine but everything else is super laggy

[royal mist]

ok that is going in my cart fs

[zinc bear]

Arc raiders is UE5 and is really optimized

[chilly summit]

if we're going off the oblivion remaster and using two engines in one,it's gonna run badly again,and chances are they might force raytracing,it's not running on an xbox one bruh

[zinc bear]

No I’m not saying it could run on Xbox one. I’m just saying how UE5 can be optimized in the right hands.

[coral yoke]

no? i have a launch xbox one and it runs fine on that. i dunno where you're getting this from

[zinc bear]

Maybe just as someone who owns the series S and a PC it runs bad in my perspective when I use the Xbox one every now and then.

[chilly summit]

eh maybe,but still most of them don't run well at all,especially from what i've played with microsoft's lineup

[zinc bear]

I agree tho

[steady jolt]

There's a blog post linked on that page and Xbox Wire released a blog post
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/10/24/halo-campaign-evolved-answering-the-big-questions/

[zinc bear]

No embed?
Not so funny anymore.

[chilly summit]

i hope we get a 2nd gameplay trailer soon,i'd like to see if they've taken in any feedback

[signal wedge]

Anything but a release date

[zinc bear]

I feel like summer would be the most expected release area. If only gta 6 didn’t have to come out in November.
But that means we do get it earlier, if it does.

[signal wedge]

GTA VI is gonna be 120 dollars

[zinc bear]

I feel like Xbox dropping the big 4 (forza, halo, fable and gears) all across the summer would be a goated move

[chilly summit]

true

[zinc bear]

Ughhh I’m SO hyped for E-Day. More hyped than I am for CE:R

[chilly summit]

that's so real,the e-day trailer looked amazing,i hope we see gameplay soon

so much nostalgia lol

[jade gust]

I caught this Elite napping during a match of Firefight the other day

[zinc bear]

I have that exact figure in my closet. He’s probably napping too.

[coral yoke]

oh i'm gonna need a word with them real quick.

...why the shotgun you ask? don't even worry about it

[coral yoke]

coming back to this, i actually don't remember uttering these words lmao

the dementia sure did come free with my xbox tonight

[deep night]

lol

[calm kiln]

haha

[silk hare]

Chak ´Lok noooo

[jade gust]

I don't think that specific Elite was Chak 'Lok

[silk hare]

Chak Lok has red lines on his helmet, random zealot not have

[deep night]

Hm interesting

[coral yoke]

you sure that isn't just the lighting from the map?

[jade gust]

Yeah, the lighting in that area features allot of harsh reds

[silk hare]

100% just zoom in and see the differences between Chak Lok and a random Zealot in Infinite

[jade gust]

Also there's no Zealots in Infinite

There's Warlords, which are the gold Elites in Infinite

[silk hare]

Sup this*

[tulip sandal]

💀

[silver pebble]

is there a fanart channel that i just cant find my eyes are not working today lol

[normal owl]

#1076327824924872755

[silver pebble]

thanks gang

[sharp hemlock]

Who do you all think will win in a fight Escharum or Tartarus?

[silk hare]

Tartarus, Escharum is sick

[smoky frost]

anyone like halo ce laso and want to game? working through playlist -> DM me

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[meager linden]

Good warm snowy day people of Halo

[worthy lion]

Good morning soartans

[meager linden]

It's definitely napping Chak Lok
Kinda tired from guarding the Tower lol

[exotic sonnet]

LMAOOO

[spring swan]

Hello! I’m new here

[jade gust]

Hello new here, I'm ADV Eon

(Also, based for having an Oshawott in your profile picture)

[spring swan]

Of course! Oshawott is the best after all 😂

I just looked up “halo discord server” on google. Is this a good one community wise? All I know is that it’s the official server

[astral geyser]

It's pretty decent

[jade gust]

I can second that as someone who has been here for a long time

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-11843020022226395057

[forest fossil]

morning chat

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/kkAgN1qiZKP.gif

[amber mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-hug-gif-14077608790594835919

[meager linden]

Those Facebook and Viber GIFs are so peak lmao

[normal owl]

Bought these as the rest of the year's stamps as soon as I saw them.

[ocean herald]

Even to me?

[jade gust]

I helped him kill a guy in Hitman last year!

[hasty zinc]

everyone but you

[rough spruce]

e

[silk hare]

Pozole

[hasty zinc]

coffee is finally entering my system

[forest fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471259551805345862/1474433138028449937/shipmaster.gif

[hasty zinc]

at least it's wednesday

just gotta get over the hump

[normal owl]

and looked good doing it

[ocean herald]

Can I speak to a manager

[normal owl]

One of the inspirational figures in my life for sure:

[amber mirage]

I don't think I've ever actually seen a Bruce Lee film

I should remedy that

[normal owl]

Enter the Dragon is everyone's marquee film for him, but my personal favorite was Fist of Fury just due to the specific conflict and my grandparents having lived through that.

[jade gust]

We did indeed (After my multiple failed attempts because I struggled to rig the fighting tournament in his favour)

[obsidian wyvern]

is that the one with the mirror maze

[hasty zinc]

manager here, how can I help?

[normal owl]

Yes indeed

[robust salmon]

neither have I tbh...

[meager linden]

At least not Tuesday
Wednesday better than Tuesday anyway

[hasty zinc]

agreed

[amber mirage]

I don't know. T-mobile gives me free stuff on Tuesdays

[hasty zinc]

oh true

[amber mirage]

I don't use any of it, but it's there

[hasty zinc]

I've used it a few times

mostly for the free tropical smoothie stuff

[amber mirage]

I don't have locations convenient enough near me to get any use out of it

[hasty zinc]

my wife likes the free 4x6 photos

do you have a 7/11 near you?

you get one free large slurpee a month

[amber mirage]

I do. But it's not worth the effort

[hasty zinc]

in case you are craving frozen sugar water

[amber mirage]

I miss when the offers were more exciting

[hasty zinc]

yeah they used to be a lot better

[normal owl]

I got the Super Bowl platter from them, which was neat.

[hasty zinc]

ooh nice

at one point they were giving away stock lol

neat! https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/nasa-engineers-reprogram-the-perseverance-rover-for-autonomous-navigation-from-140-million-miles-away-repurposes-its-ancient-unused-qualcomm-801-soc-accurate-to-within-10-inches

[faint mantle]

You know what my dumb brain thought

[hybrid plover]

clanker

[faint mantle]

" NASA engineers reprogrammed Mars helicopter's Snapdragon chip to run Doom."

[muted rose]

Helpful clanker it gets a pass

[hybrid plover]

🤔 if you say so

[muted rose]

I thought perseverance shut down anyway

And curiosity was the only one left

[hasty zinc]

nah it's still up

[muted rose]

More the merrier

[hybrid plover]

we also got voyager 1 & 2 out there somewhere

still kickin

https://science.nasa.gov/mission/voyager/where-are-voyager-1-and-voyager-2-now/

[hasty zinc]

I want to see more pictures of the venus surface

[muted rose]

Kicking is a stretch

It’s in stasis atp

[hybrid plover]

check dms

[hasty zinc]

not really, it's still sending data

I know they cut off like one instrument on each to save power but it's still sending stuff

[muted rose]

Yeah

[hybrid plover]

i suppose they can turn off and on those instruments at will? not really sure

[muted rose]

It’s still doing what it’s supposed to even if we stop hearing from it

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[hybrid plover]

dang these are cool https://science.nasa.gov/mission/voyager/images-voyager-took/

which planet was it where they detected a gas that usually comes from some sort of life form?

[muted rose]

Pale blue dot is my screensaver

[muted rose]

There’s multiple

[hybrid plover]

venus, venus was the semi recent one i was excited about. havent heard an update tho

[muted rose]

Pressure cooker atmosphere missions there are difficult

[hybrid plover]

they found Phosphine gas that is produced by a bacteria that doesnt need oxygen to survive

[muted rose]

It’s hard to say whether or not it’s actual emissions and not simply trace amounts leftover from a previous time

Phosphine is produced in anaerobic conditions by organic decay

So marshlands and swamps

[hybrid plover]

any sort of proof of organic matter, whether alive today or alive millions of years ago is still cool

[muted rose]

Venus almost certainly doesn’t have those

[hybrid plover]

i heard mars has 10 thousand bees

making gta 6

[muted rose]

False, ten thousand demons

That’s why we need to blow a hole in its surface

[hybrid plover]

to release them? that sounds like a bad idea

[muted rose]

No we’re sending a green man in

The bees are simple observers

[hybrid plover]

interesting

imagine if we can find proof of wormholes beyond Einsteins theory of relativity

[thick tangle]

Yo guys how old were y'all when you hit your first killionare

[hasty zinc]

5 months

[void wave]

I swear to gosh Iam sick and tired of people stealing my kills in Firefight

[hybrid plover]

kill faster

[jade gust]

Don't see it as a fight against your teammates to get the most kills when you're all trying to survive against NPCs

[void wave]

I know, but I’m trying to get more XP so I can get to hero rank so I can get that campaign armour

[pliant hatch]

it's likely not going to make much of a difference unless you're getting a ton of them stolen.

[jade gust]

Aye. Like, I get not everyone will lock in like I do in Firefight to get kills, but like, I'm not actively stealing kills from teammates or getting upset when one of them gets a kill shot on something before me

[void wave]

I think the weapon I mostly use in firefight is the Sentinel beam because it’s overpowered

[pliant hatch]

it's good in the early rounds, but I don't think it's as effective when more skulls get active.

[void wave]

I think I’m realizing the only reason why I’m playing this mode is because so I can get better at moving targets for aim

[meager linden]

Mystic Sentinel beam🗿

[void wave]

Yeah, I meant to say that one not the regular sentinel beam

[pliant hatch]

I've found that it doesn't really translate that well to pvp if that's what you meant, but it can help a little bit.

[void wave]

Wanna join my lobby?

[pliant hatch]

I'm not playing atm, but I usually just do it solo.

[void wave]

Ok

[chilly summit]

sentinel beam is a great option for the boss enemies late game too tho,it melts their shield

[deep night]

Blegh

I feel like I ate grunt bacon

[dawn juniper]

Bro you can’t be serious 😭

[hybrid plover]

mythic warzone

best game mode ever

[fickle canyon]

Is anyone else’s Xbox app going mental by any chance?

[analog knot]

Elaborate?

[fickle canyon]

I keep getting repeat notifications

[spring swan]

My phone is getting blown up

“Mobile Test Message
This is a dummy message sent via braze, please capture a screenshot once you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.”

Over and over again. I got it like 16 times

[fickle canyon]

It says
Mobile Test Message
This is a dummy message sent via blaze, please capture a screenshot when you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.

[fickle canyon]

Same

[hybrid plover]

do yall do the bing rewards stuff for points?

[fickle canyon]

I’ve had it about 14 times

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah mines doing that too

[fickle canyon]

That’s exactly what I’m getting