general-chat

[faint mantle]

Yesterday I bought a fiction book
Today I bought a non-fiction

[rare jetty]

it says to come to halo discord, thats where i came

[faint mantle]

Pls read slower

[rare jetty]

oh

[faint mantle]

I wonder what tickets they received that prompted them to have to put this warning on the site.

[waxen rose]

My latest book I bought from half-priced books was fiction but it was a mlm cowboy romance so it doesn't count LOL

[rare jetty]

i need to report players for walling and toggling, 81% accuracy against semi pro players, plain in sight too 300 games played.

[faint mantle]

Yep, that's the place

[waxen rose]

“Oh my favorite genre is war books” I say after reading my 3rd mlm romance in a row

[faint mantle]

The Warhammer 40k books I've read don't have that much war in them

Except one

The one book that broke me heart

[waxen rose]

When I mean war I mean ww2
Half my books on my shelf are set in mid war europe

Sigh it's okay I love you Book Theif

[waxen rose]

Y…

[faint mantle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jazzmemes--joker-dont-understand-jazz-memes-ComEqhAHHCKn0uxMHx

[waxen rose]

It was that heart breaking im so arry

Sorry

[simple wave]

Bassus… no black eye but I’m the last stand… I have to sacrifice the 5th hill to the enemies. There’s nothing else I was able to do.

Terrifying hill man… I was on Fragmentation.

Still got 6,015 points though. I’m sure I woulda ended up with 6.8k if I was able to get the hill.

[chilly summit]

the war

[muted plinth]

If Halo get a third season do yall think we might get more halo show content like new armor from the show or armor kits

[chilly summit]

they should make battlefront II but halo

[coral yoke]

who's to say you can't make it in forge or something?

don't take my word for it - i don't actually know anything about battlefront 2

[chilly summit]

good point but i ain't doing allat i'd rather beg on the internet

[coral yoke]

...touché

[fickle drift]

343

[rare cedar]

343 + 67 = 410. 410 is the area code for the Baltimore area. Baltimore has a NFL called the Ravens. Ravens are known for their intelligence, problem-solving abilities, and playful behavior. Those traits are also seen in John Halo. John Halo is human. 343 Guilty Spark was a human before becoming a lightbulb and began serving the Forerunners.

This means the Forerunners are human.

[signal wedge]

I mean, no way no ancient human and forerunner had some enemies to lovers plot right?

[pallid spindle]

hello

[waxen rose]

Im so tired I cant read
Why does John live in Baltimore this is suffering

[meager linden]

This makes a lot of sense
But don't forget
410= 4 + 1 + 0 = 5
5 is also the number for Halo installation(Delta Halo), and 5 means peak of Halo Guardians

[coral yoke]

Those traits are also seen in John Halo.

yeah so intelligent...hey wait what's with the busted-down door?

[waxen rose]

I appreciate you for saying this based stuff
Halo five is the best wow lets share friendship bracelets

[signal wedge]

Halo 5 worst Halo! (im rage baiting Trench)

[coral yoke]

which trench...

[waxen rose]

Your rage bait wont work because I am half asleep

[waxen rose]

I am trench literally the last trench standing

[coral yoke]

huh? did trenchbird get atomized?

[waxen rose]

Ye

[signal wedge]

oh?

[jade gust]

I feel like some people here only hang out with the specific purpose of annoying people. And that's kinda concerning

[waxen rose]

Me?

What is that emoji I have never seen it once

[signal wedge]

call me

[waxen rose]

Tyler the creator song

[coral yoke]

🤙 but not rotted to the point of discoloration

[waxen rose]

The Simpsons hand

Thank you Bart

[signal wedge]

Now im curious

[coral yoke]

should i be afraid?

[waxen rose]

Somtging somthing the cat

[signal wedge]

Okay this Lunar new year week passed by way too quickly

its because I used 7 days of leave

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-disappointed-fan-seriously-what-are-you-doing-judging-you-gif-17485289

[meager linden]

At least it's not January anymore

[ocean wolf]

Whatvare you talking abt right now

[signal wedge]

Yeah the happiest days are the days at the end of the month

[rare cedar]

Yeah cause pay day 🤑

[rare cedar]

Can you tell I was bored on a train

[quick sand]

Gm

[random terrace]

Nuh uh

I moved to America guys

[rare cedar]

Welcome

Here’s your gun

[quick sand]

Lol

A gun and a cheeseburger

[rare cedar]

[tender shoal]

Poor guy

[rare cedar]

The consequences when you say “hold the bacon”

[ocean herald]

And they just moved on from their coach John Harbaugh, even though he was an angel… i.e. John Halo

He has to now remake himself on a different team, i.e evolve his campaign

It’s all connected 🫢

[ocean wolf]

Who said

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[fossil spindle]

Hello!!

[ocean wolf]

Hello

[ocean wolf]

[latent pewter]

Hello

[quick sand]

i got stuck on the third act of diablo 2 i couldnt find where to go next

[candid tusk]

Head on over to GameFaqs and read a guide written by some dude in 2000.

I had so many of those guides and cheatcode lists printed off back in the day. ;-;

[quick sand]

haha nice

i deleted it already though :/

[candid tusk]

That's crazy persistence.

[quick sand]

its was on my le old computer

[candid tusk]

To be fair, Diablo 2 is harder on a french computer.

[quick sand]

i got a warning for torrenting it

[quick sand]

lmao

[exotic sonnet]

lol

[quick sand]

there was a patch for halo ce that allowed multiplayer but it didnt work on my old computer

i havent tried it on this one

i might just buy the collection soon

[candid tusk]

Buy MCC. It is regularly on sale for the entire package for all of $10.

[quick sand]

oh wow

[candid tusk]

Best deal in gaming. By far.

[quick sand]

yeah for sure

[waxen rose]

Mcc for 5 cents take it or leave it

[latent pewter]

You can buy FNV ultimate edition for $20 though

But you could buy both MCC and FNV ultimate edition, have 2 goated games

[candid tusk]

Even New Vegas will drop to $5.

The real ideal method is to get New Vegas and 3, and then use the Tale of Two Wastelands mod set.

[hybrid plover]

yeah thanks alot merty, youll be court martialed now

[hybrid plover]

SNAIL

[quick sand]

sup dood

[hybrid plover]

-# 🐌 sup

[quick sand]

not much lol

waiting for my vape coil to prime

[jade gust]

Ok, I gotta ask, is this the snail that chases you in the "You get $1,000,000 but a snail is chasing you and if it touches you, it kills you and gets the money" snail?

[quick sand]

no its the adventure time snail

before lich

[hybrid plover]

whats that mean, i didnt know snails can vape

[quick sand]

it has to soak up le juices

[hybrid plover]

oooh like a mod

[quick sand]

just a pod

[hybrid plover]

gotcha

[quick sand]

ye

do you vape?

[candid tusk]

That's a DM discussion.

[quick sand]

lol

does master chief vape 0_0

[candid tusk]

I'd imagine he's smarter than that.

[quick sand]

maybe he gets stressed out

and needs a vice

[hybrid plover]

chief def ripping geek bars

[quick sand]

doesnt cortana die or something?

i would be sad if my ai gf died

i kind of stopped paying attention after bungie dropped halo

[hybrid plover]

she dies in halo 4 im pretty sure

[quick sand]

yeah

[hybrid plover]

ever since chief picked up vapes 🙁

[quick sand]

lol

[jade gust]

Chief coped by getting addicted to his work, not to vaping

[latent pewter]

That's why your pfp looked so familiar!!

[quick sand]

yeah haha

[latent pewter]

I should rewatch Adventure Time, I don't remember that much from it

[hybrid plover]

classic

[quick sand]

its rewatchable for sure

i think its on hulu but i could be wrong

[latent pewter]

There's a lot I wanna rewatch from my childhood

[hybrid plover]

fionna and cake is cool also

[quick sand]

i liked fiona and cake

[latent pewter]

Like Diamond Dimensions, Stampy's Lovely World, Adventure Time, and all that

And I wanna watch the new season of Phineas and Ferb

[hybrid plover]

these first two i cant say i ever heard of

[quick sand]

same

[hybrid plover]

oh minecraft stufff

[latent pewter]

Diamond Dimensions was a Minecraft series made by DanTDM and Stampy's Lovely World was also a Minecraft series on the Xbox 360 made by Stampylongnose

Both are from like the 2010s

[hybrid plover]

do you remember bashurverse? i got into a server with him, before the bad stuff happened..

[latent pewter]

I do not, do elaborate

[hybrid plover]

he was a pretty big minecraft youtuber back then, i cant elaborate what happened i dont think. but bad guy basically

[latent pewter]

Lemme guess, Minecraft YouTuber stereotype?

[hybrid plover]

yeah lol

[latent pewter]

Dang

[hybrid plover]

to think i was a kid in a server w him. dodged a bullet

[vagrant kettle]

He smokes Js with Johnson

[quick sand]

heh

[latent pewter]

You did, you're a lucky one

[latent pewter]

While also eating some steak

[hybrid plover]

chief fent folding out front the command post

[quick sand]

i feel like he would be more of a dilaudid guy

[hybrid plover]

unironically, hes gotta be in pain from getting beat up and stuff

[quick sand]

yeah who knows what they prescibe him

"i got ran over by a ghost i need 300 roxys"

[latent pewter]

He also needs a lobotomy to get rid of his trauma

[quick sand]

lol

[cedar cedar]

Sup

[obsidian wyvern]

[deep night]

This is a thing on Xbox now?? O.o

[merry hinge]

I need people to nerd out with and maybe hop on infinite

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[steady jolt]

To comply with laws in certain regions, yeah.

[pulsar heron]

i wish i had the option to verify with yoti

i tried for like 8 hours across two days to verify with my bank card, my citizencard (photo of it, not yoti digital id), and a video of my face

[merry hinge]

Fellow majin

Yeeeeeeeeeee babyyyy

[faint mantle]

What's a yoti?

[deep night]

Hm?

[deep night]

interesting

[merry hinge]

Nah just saying fellow majin although idk if your a true majin or its just a discord thing

[smoky wagon]

Oof

[steady jolt]

Trusted Identity Platform / Digital ID Wallet

[coral yoke]

mmm yeah "trusted"

didn't they get sued for privacy concerns a month ago?

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[deep night]

discord thing

[merry hinge]

Thought i found another xeno verse player for a sec

FAH

[deep night]

lol

[hearty flame]

... If this blocks kids from playing CoD this is huge

But it probably doesn't because that's one of Msft's biggest money makers from Xbox

[hybrid plover]

-# fridayyyyy

the new bf6 season is kinda mid

[robust salmon]

I've had my xbox account for like 10 years atp idk how I would be classified as under 13 unless I made the account when I was an actual toddler

[thick furnace]

KILL ALL RICH PEOPLE!!

[hybrid plover]

then take their money!

[robust salmon]

also just sayin most of these age verification platforms are operated from russia

[hybrid plover]

we should at least be paid for data

[robust salmon]

in the future, those who submit to ID verification will be granted an extra soylent ration by the WEF/RU world government

[hybrid plover]

clearly a hot commodity that we see nothing from

[amber mirage]

I've never seen anything that indicates that. Got any sources?

[hybrid plover]

better than nothing lol

[robust salmon]

they don't do it openly

[hasty zinc]

-_-

[robust salmon]

they hide behind shell companies

[analog knot]

Tin Foil Hat Friday

[robust salmon]

but mods are here so I cant keep dropping truthnukes

[amber mirage]

If you can provide proof, I'll believe you

[robust salmon]

this guy gets it...

[hasty zinc]

I'd believe Gemini over what's said in here 😛

[amber mirage]

He asked me to ask Google. I did. now I'm not supposed to ask Google?

[hasty zinc]

...

[robust salmon]

it'll all be clearer eventually

[amber mirage]

Google literally created and operates Gemini

[hasty zinc]

this feels like bait

[amber mirage]

Klickbait

[hasty zinc]

omg

[muted rose]

If this is discords K-id, it’s in Singapore with an office in Seattle.

[robust salmon]

gemini is a fed psyop, as with most LLM software...

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/pvzfkGwghNL.gif

[robust salmon]

at least publicly this may be the case

[hasty zinc]

TL;DR it was a claim made with nothing to back it up

[muted rose]

K-id does sell your data as per the end user license agreement so I’m not going to run defense for the Peter Thiel lapdog

Just saying it’s not in Russia

[hybrid plover]

i mean its not out of the realm of possibility lol

[amber mirage]

You're the one who told me to use it so 🤷‍♂️

[robust salmon]

nah it is

[muted rose]

Where in Russia is Singapore

[hybrid plover]

russia singapore, duuh

[robust salmon]

their public-facing offices are in singapore

[muted rose]

I don’t see how location changes business practice, k-id is still a bad business

[robust salmon]

but they're really controlled in moscow intelligence agencies

[robust salmon]

it's just part of bein an informed citizen

[muted rose]

Selling to is hardly controlled by

[robust salmon]

they use it to build up a database of American citizens

[analog knot]

Usually when people dont trust governments they definitely dont trust google, what an interesting specimen

[muted rose]

That database quite literally already exists in several forms, domestic and abroad

Your late to the party if your catching on just now

[robust salmon]

I dont trust any corpos with my ID

[analog knot]

Yeah they definitely dont have any identifying information about you for sure

[robust salmon]

and they always say some stuff about how ID is "deleted after verification" but it sure as heck ain't

[muted rose]

It’s a good thing not to want your info to be sold but accusing random people of having it ain’t

[muted rose]

It doesn’t lol meta sold my Facebook account to some bot farm in Pakistan

[robust salmon]

they have searches, but nothing that definitively ties them to myself

[robust salmon]

its so funny they rebranded the whole company to "meta" just for the whole metaverse thing to subsequently die after

[robust salmon]

good thing I ain't doing that

[muted rose]

I promise you k-id is not operating out of the Kremlin, you could tell if it was

Again, bad business, just not Russian

[hybrid plover]

why would they need a shell company tho?

[robust salmon]

ya just gotta take some time to think about stuff like this

[analog knot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/charlie-day-4

[robust salmon]

charlie
✌️🥹

[waxen rose]

Use the all new master freak not ai
Ask me any questions and ill come up with my best answer

[thick furnace]

whos the worst blue team member

[waxen rose]

SAMUEL

[thick furnace]

worst live member

[waxen rose]

KELLY

[amber mirage]

Yes?

[thick furnace]

Worst ai ever.

[waxen rose]

Im a ‘not ai’

[thick furnace]

samuels corpse does more work than fraud btw

[waxen rose]

Blink twice for yes once for no

[thick furnace]

no living human hates kelly

[waxen rose]

He’s feeding the soilll

The wormmss
They thrivvee

[thick furnace]

flood samuel when

[waxen rose]

Tomorrow

I've been begging for flood Sam for months I may be a little obsessed

[steady jolt]

Because this is the one they're ready to show of, and th one that's releasing next. As soon as they're ready to showcase the other projects, we'll hear about them.

[robust salmon]

my bro wont pay me back the $12 he owes me do I sell him to the Emperor's Children from 40K?

[waxen rose]

You asked

[coral yoke]

merl.

[steady jolt]

Would you rather they rushed everything and threw it all out at once?

[robust salmon]

this AI is very slow...

[coral yoke]

...god i'm so tired i interpreted the question not as "halo ai" but as in real-world ai

[waxen rose]

Yes, plus interest

[thick furnace]

if cod can do yearly releases halo can do a release like every 3 years at least,,

[waxen rose]

Halo master freak infinity coming out soon guys dont worry

[steady jolt]

And they'll do that once it's in a state good enough to showcase

[waxen rose]

They all want to see concept sketches ig

[robust salmon]

ty twin I'll set up the transaction 🙏

[thick furnace]

linda solo game when

[waxen rose]

Thel solo game first

[thick furnace]

halo should remake kick the buddy but replace the dummy with fred

[waxen rose]

Your rage bait… isnt working…

[robust salmon]

they should lowkirkenuinely make the entire Halo franchise noncanon and make the main canon the Paramount+ series ✌️🥹

[waxen rose]

You should never say that ever again

The remake is NOT gonna derail the lore by adding three extra story beats on my mama

Like y'all 💔

[robust salmon]

and MC doesn't have his helmet on at all

[jade gust]

They've not indicated anything about the remake somehow being part of the Silver timeline

[robust salmon]

and does that Naughty Dog thing where he comments on every single little thing in the game

[naive turret]

Yeah we're going all in on the show that got canned.

That'd actually be incredibly funny.

[robust salmon]

"Hm... looks like some ammo. Could use this..."

[waxen rose]

The one that bombed im gonna cackle

[waxen rose]

Mc jack black soon

[robust salmon]

if MC was played by Adam Sandler that would be peak

[naive turret]

can we keep our cannons, thanks

[waxen rose]

“Its a me.. Heh.. Mario.”

He did play Mario right or am I crazy

[naive turret]

He played the Mario cameo in the fourth Sonic movie yeah

[coral yoke]

would you like any cannonballs with that?

[jade gust]

I wonder which games they're gonna pull inspiration from for Sonic 4?

[waxen rose]

Sonic 2

[naive turret]

I mean not to spoil the third but ||Sonic CD by the looks of it ||

[waxen rose]

I was half right, I knew it would be a sonic game!

[jade gust]

||I have seen the third thankfully and did see people saying Sonic CD. Also seen people wondering if they'll be pulling some inspiration from Heroes as well||

[naive turret]

Could do, they've got the setup for it. Partially at least

[waxen rose]

Where’s kitso, she’d understand this

[naive turret]

Still stuck in the Vector minigame on Rooftop Run.

She's been there for days.

[waxen rose]

Release her💔

[muted rose]

Don’t have to imagine

[waxen rose]

I have bought nothing on infinite but maybe my favorite person will buy me the fred armor

[jade gust]

This reminds me, I need to get a new picture of my Mark VII

[muted rose]

You mean the best armor set in the whole game? Maybe

[waxen rose]

I dont know it's actual name because I dont care enough so it's just Freddie armor to me

[muted rose]

Freddy fazbear (its centurion)

[waxen rose]

Deploy the fazbear

[coral yoke]

there's already a fourth movie?

before i know it i'm gonna end up hearing the words "sonic" and "5" in the same sentence. the thought alone doesn't sit right with me and i'm not even a sonic fan

[hybrid plover]

them changes - thundercat

nobody moove, theres blood on the floor

[naive turret]

So clean it up, smh

[hybrid plover]

and i cant find MY heart

[muted rose]

The two scarf pieces I have are both peak and halo studios was wrong to never add more

[jade gust]

It's in production currently. They recently announced who Amy's being played by

[waxen rose]

You might wanna get that checked out…

[naive turret]

I thought of that bit in Pirates with the multiple Jack's
That was his brain, granted

[hybrid plover]

one moment your heart is there, the next its gone 😭 stay safe yall

[waxen rose]

Can't have nothing down here💔

[jade gust]

I gave someone my heart last Christmas. But then they gave it away

[muted rose]

Can’t have nothing in the big zeta

[hasty zinc]

how long did it take for them to give it away?

[jade gust]

The very next day

[hasty zinc]

dang, what are you going to do this year to save you from tears?

[jade gust]

I'll give it to someone special

[waxen rose]

Neighbors? Terrible
Rent? Too high
Insurance? Through the roof

[naive turret]

Mine probably looks like the one from Dishonoured at this point

[muted rose]

My house? Reckoning

[jade gust]

Mine does too!!! Fun times!

[coral yoke]

hotel? trivago

[muted rose]

Hotel Mombasa

[hearty flame]

Please be Heroes 🙏

[marsh blade]

I swear i remember there being a battle rifle in Halo reach when i played the campaign

[naive turret]

Hotel Zanzibar's like a 2 star at most
So many electrical issues

[hearty flame]

Nope

DMR replaced the BR for Reach

[muted rose]

Yeah covenant renovation took it down a notch

[marsh blade]

i have become deluded

[faint mantle]

I thought that was just a LATAM meme. It saddens me to know it's not.

[hearty flame]

LATAM? Trivago

[astral geyser]

I'm watching a video essay on the winter contingency in lore, and it's actually really bleak

[amber mirage]

Wasn't expecting the Arbiter to drop a cover album today https://open.spotify.com/album/2x29Clg2MxM2YN5TO5lVuh?si=KPlb-FZqR0S9ui1-n6oJbg

[chilly summit]

arby in the stu

[jade gust]

He's got a great singing voice

[waxen rose]

Wait guys quick question which map had that silly theory that it was being haunted by a spooooky ghost

Trying to write a spooky silly arg

[amber mirage]

Ivory Tower

[waxen rose]

Okay thanks king 🙏

[hasty zinc]

Ghost of Lockout

[amber mirage]

That one too

[waxen rose]

Two great options I'll use

The humble inconspicuous halo reach disk that says “DONT PLAY” and bro plays it anyway /j

[jade gust]

https://www.halopedia.org/Ghosts_of_Halo

[chilly summit]

the ghost of lockout is my sleep paralysis demon

[waxen rose]

The ghosts are kids who stayed up on a school night when they know they shouldn't of just to play multiplayer

[chilly summit]

after they woke up their parents because the tv volume was set to 85 as the xbox startup animation played

[waxen rose]

The xbox stole their souls guys be afraid

Xbox put an evil curse on their xbox 360s

[chilly summit]

the xbox of doom and despair

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[hasty zinc]

night wade, see you in a few minutes

[waxen rose]

This is all because they built hq over an evil ancient cemetery and the spirits became angry

[chilly summit]

maybe the evil xbox was the 720

[cedar cedar]

Yo

[chilly summit]

which is why it never came out

[waxen rose]

They knew if they made any degrees references the ghosts would come back

[cedar cedar]

The what.

[chilly summit]

you read correctly

[thick furnace]

nuke town

[waxen rose]

The ghosts of angry fallout fans

[chilly summit]

verruckt dentist chair

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ring-gif-25169155

[chilly summit]

i went through like 7 of those

[waxen rose]

It turns red and STEALS YOUR SOUL!!!
Guys xbox doesn't want you to know about this. Like and subscribe before they find me

[chilly summit]

i prefer the look of the og models,the elite version was so clean,but man they were a liability lol

need to get the halo 3 xbox

[jade gust]

They already have found you

[waxen rose]

I really want the halo guardian stands that are supposed to go beside your xbox one (though why in the world would you stand your xbox one up on its side dummy)

[chilly summit]

i had the locke controller at one point lol

[waxen rose]

There's knocking on my car door…

[obsidian wyvern]

I broke my locke controller

[waxen rose]

Maybe it can be salvaged I pray

[muted rose]

Should strap it to your shoulder

[chilly summit]

put it in a repair field

[waxen rose]

My heart is ripping apart

[obsidian wyvern]

it doesn't just fit in either

[chilly summit]

has xbox figured out how to make a good elite controller yet

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think so

[muted rose]

No

[chilly summit]

shame

[muted rose]

I’ve gone through two controllers in the span of two years

[waxen rose]

Atp gang we just gotta diy fix it LOL
The power of youtube videos and Amazon purchases

[chilly summit]

glue the bumper back on

[obsidian wyvern]

idek where it is now

[faint mantle]

How hard did you click that poor button?

[obsidian wyvern]

buried in the shed

[muted rose]

He actually needs it to move you know

[obsidian wyvern]

it wasn't actually me, my brother dropped it

[chilly summit]

few hits from a hammer would do the trick

[waxen rose]

I've only ever had one controller and she still works
I should buy a second
I mean I have the elite mc controller but I got it for 30 bucks knowing the internal tech no longer works and she's a paper weight

[deep night]

I still have my four controllers

[chilly summit]

i've been through a few this gen

almost all stick drift

[hasty zinc]

I've only had one controller have stick drift. I just bought a new board directly from MSFT and replaced it

[muted rose]

I had this cool purple wash one but the right trigger got squeaky and eventually just stopped working

[obsidian wyvern]

I got drift on my s|x one and managed to replace it the day my warranty ended, replacement hasn't had problems yet

[hasty zinc]

I actually had a lot of fun disassembling it and replacing the board

[muted rose]

Right trigger is def my most used button tbf to the controller

[obsidian wyvern]

but I also use mkb more than controller at this point

[waxen rose]

I'll start up a xbox repair shop ONLY for halo fans y'all come to my place and ill fix your controllers at a discount depending on which halo is your favorite

[hasty zinc]

4 = free

[muted rose]

How much do 2 fans save

[waxen rose]

Halo 4 fave = 95% off

[waxen rose]

25%

[muted rose]

Yeah your getting a one star yelp review

[waxen rose]

Just lie then and say your fav is halo 5 for a free fix

[hasty zinc]

I was about to say lol

realizes they could just lie after posting yelp review

[muted rose]

Unethical

[obsidian wyvern]

Fred was my favourite but I didn't wanna admit that around someone here

[waxen rose]

Revenant gets a lifetime discount

[muted rose]

The truth is wonderful and the truth is that 2 is the best

[hasty zinc]

except Halo 3 truth, that's just bad

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 enjoyers have to pay extra

[muted rose]

No screw that guy

[chilly summit]

halo arcade machine enjoyer

[waxen rose]

The halo 3 enjoyer service tax I imploy only on hw1 fans and h3 fans

[muted rose]

Evil sale for halo 3 fans +15% sale

100% sales tax

[waxen rose]

Watch as I bait my trap

[chilly summit]

what about halo spartan assault fans

[naive turret]

yo

[waxen rose]

5% take it or leave it

[viral ocean]

dude I got flicken halo inf on my pc and it feels so diff 😭 lol

I have played it on console for like years

[naive turret]

Kill 20 Wraiths with SMGs

[waxen rose]

Its alot easier to play games on pc mind blown

[chilly summit]

not if the game is on unreal engine 5

[viral ocean]

idk, I went from 60 fps on controller to like 240 on mouse and keyboard and now i can actually frickn aim bro

[waxen rose]

Spartan strike fans get 10% only because these images remind me so much of those two wojaks who are pointing at a “free pie” sign meme

[muted rose]

I have one of those

[obsidian wyvern]

I think h8 quite literally made an image on that

[naive turret]

I made a png for that but I'd need to hunt it down

yeah lmao

[muted rose]

Made it myself in digital lit in high school

[waxen rose]

Yeah I mean the consoles are great and all but they just aren't... Great. For mp matches

[viral ocean]

I think the only games. I have 100% completed are geometry dash, rainbow six siege and one of the cods

[waxen rose]

Geometry dash im crine

[viral ocean]

idk tho I needa chekc again to see if they added more achievements

[naive turret]

I didn't even know Geometry Dash was on Steam till Icky showed me

[obsidian wyvern]

..I think it was on your old account h8

[naive turret]

rip in pepperoni

[viral ocean]

dude everyone says that anytime I mention it 😭 like I hate it bc now it looks like im like 9

and it pmo so much bro

[waxen rose]

Console players are getting better after hooking up a keyboard n mouse to their xbox

[viral ocean]

For the record I'm 15 so I dont get banned or smn

[hasty zinc]

that was the funniest response from 343

[viral ocean]

idk I see too many xbox hackers now

its like almost every few rounds

[muted rose]

Do we still have the bot command for this?

[waxen rose]

Its okay when I see a hacker I blow them up with my mind

[viral ocean]

holy real

[hasty zinc]

I honestly don't know. I just grabbed it from the pins

[chilly summit]

input shouldn't matter if you're good enough

[waxen rose]

I have an old 360 controller and tried to use it
My carpal tunnel flared so bad

[naive turret]

DS Guitar Hero peripheral with logitech 3 footpedals fr

[hybrid plover]

pixel grip

[viral ocean]

I mean yea ig but a lot of times no matter how good you are theres like delay from fps a lot

[waxen rose]

I dont want a halo 7,I want a halo rythem mania

[naive turret]

Okay now this is Podracing

[waxen rose]

Defeat the banished with the power of getting boogie

[hasty zinc]

speaking of, did you see the gameplay trailer for the new star wars racing game?

[naive turret]

I diiiiid it looks sick

Seems like it's gonna have an actual Campaign mode too

[naive surge]

was there ever a band game that made you use the kinect(besides the star wars one)?

[hasty zinc]

dude as an AVID Episode 1: Racer N64 fan I am absolutely pumped for the new one

[indigo lotus]

Donkey Kong drum controller from GameCube years.

[waxen rose]

I think I prefer the ps3 controller to the 360
Idk I've always hated how the xbox sticks are lol 😅
-# mayb thats bc i grew up with PlayStation

[naive turret]

idk if they're doing like, Speeders / Bikes / Pods as seperate classes or if it'll be like Motorstorm and they mix them
Either way looking forward to it

[naive surge]

gamecube and 360 controllers being effectively the exact same layout was such a nice transition for me

[hasty zinc]

and Fuse Games is making it, aka senior devs from CRITERION

aka

B U R N O U T

[naive turret]

YEAH

[obsidian wyvern]

I tried playing guitar hero with kitso and that was one of the worst performances I've ever put on lol

[waxen rose]

Guitar hero my beloved

[naive turret]

I'd make the joke but I wont do you like that Rev

[pulsar heron]

slightly different image but yes we do, !kbm

[hasty zinc]

if this just ends up being a star wars burnout game I will be so happy

[obsidian wyvern]

I made the joke in my head before you don't worry

[chilly summit]

last time i played guitar hero i was drunk af and completely missed everything

[obsidian wyvern]

I remember aegis' party guitar hero moment

[hasty zinc]

burnout revenge 3 takedown is THE greatest racing game of all time

[naive surge]

it looked like it was a variety racer is that including pod racing or no?

[muted rose]

Idk man Forza H4 was something else then

[indigo lotus]

Same with Burnout 3

[obsidian wyvern]

thought dareal reappeared

[hasty zinc]

wait not revenge

sorry

takedown

my bad

[naive turret]

They showed Sebulba and BEN QUADRININOS or however you spell it so yeah it'll have pods lol

[obsidian wyvern]

if it's not paradise

[naive surge]

im sorry mario kart double dash exists

[waxen rose]

Sometimes when I get so angry I think “I could just swerve rn into these people.” and then I remember I could just do this in my video game instead

[muted rose]

Number one glup Ben quadanarios

[naive turret]

Takedown > Revenge > Paradise > Dominator > The others imo

[obsidian wyvern]

top 3 I'll take it

like I made the game lol

[hasty zinc]

takedowns soundtrack was lit

I prefer the first underground over 2

[naive turret]

Open World while having to memorise the routes is kind of a neat aspect but it messed me up so many times lol
Marked Man was sick as well

[chilly summit]

doesn't matter uncle ben crash team racing is better than both of em

[obsidian wyvern]

I'll be hated for saying I preferred the newer most wanted

[naive surge]

damn i cant argue with that

[naive turret]

Also I prefer the more puzzle like Crash Mode instead of Showtime mode

And yes Rev you will

[obsidian wyvern]

which tbf I heard was actually a good game but shouldn't have been called most wanted

anyway ea locked me out of playing the game a few months ago so I now hate it

[naive turret]

I mean that sucks but

[obsidian wyvern]

steam won't even refund me smh

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ronnie-mccrea-need-for-speed-most-wanted

[muted rose]

Yeah didnt they kill switch it

[indigo lotus]

Speaking of Burnout and Guitar Hero. Anyone tried 1995 game Total Distortion?

[obsidian wyvern]

no you can play it offline, it's just asking me to activate a key which I was never given

[chilly summit]

we not THAT old unc

[obsidian wyvern]

when I went to redownload the game*

[waxen rose]

Too fast too furious I cant go faster

[chilly summit]

my bad og

[waxen rose]

Didn't you send that once I forgor

[hasty zinc]

this is my first time seeing this

[waxen rose]

I guess someone else did here but this is my fourth time seeing this lol silly pugs

[naive turret]

Pugs? It must be the Flood

[glad aspen]

i forgot you can get the helioskrill for free if you finish every mcc campaign on legendary lol

[waxen rose]

Some are even orange
The infection is clearly spreading

[muted rose]

The flood breached containment? Yeah that’s why it’s called a flood

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah I've seen it before too

[naive turret]

We should build something to weather the Flood

Like, idk, an Ark or something

[waxen rose]

Lore accurate flood spore jumpscares in 3 seconds

[naive turret]

I don't want Mei in Halo

[waxen rose]

That's just a doom gun

[muted rose]

Helioskrill? Why? Did he do something wrong?

[naive turret]

I know where this is going so I've gotta put a stop to it

[waxen rose]

The krill are coming

[naive turret]

I don't blame you right

But forgetting the Freeze tag mode they added in MCC

[muted rose]

You know that new ow hero is literally just halo gameplay

[naive turret]

Which was abysmal

[muted rose]

He got the golden triangle

[waxen rose]

Who would follow the rule of staying still if it wasn't coded in or sum like ik I wouldn't
“I tagged you” “nuh uh”

[naive turret]

I think OW should visit the Bermuda Triangle

[thick furnace]

overslop

[waxen rose]

Put overwatch, marvel rivals, and whatever game im missing and put it in the Bermuda triangle
If you really wanna play league of legends youre gonna have to get a boat and find a copy

[naive turret]

I'm content to let failed experiments die

[muted rose]

Concord triangle

[analog knot]

Why would they ever rotate in fun niche playlists when we can have grifball escalation grifball fiesta grifball grifball grifball

[naive surge]

simonsball

[analog knot]

Community Forge? Nah, we already did that one time back in 2021, why would it ever come back ever

[muted rose]

Is high guard dead yet

[waxen rose]

Giffball sweater in your area NOW

[naive turret]

[analog knot]

Team Fiesta
Escalation Slayer
Grifball
Reach CE Anniversary
Rocket Race
Shotty Snipers
Grifball

These are the rotations for 2026

[naive turret]

I do the thing now of yeah MCC should get more support and should have more niche rotations
Just, make it not Freeze Tag cause that sucked

[muted rose]

So no

[naive turret]

*imo - the ironclad defence, btw

[waxen rose]

If only it were so

[muted rose]

Respawn needs to respawn and kill high guard

[naive turret]

I feel bad for High Guard in the respect that it seems like it was sent out to die.

Not because it looked fun or interesting to me.

[muted rose]

Idk what they expected, apex was going to just be a thorn in the entire games side let alone the fact they continue to ignore their fans

[hybrid plover]

you can also get achilles if you manage to make a time machine

[muted rose]

You have a hero shooter and people don’t like how your handling it, making a new one is a bad idea

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 and sucked in the same sentence? The exit is to the left😒

[misty marsh]

rivalsisgoodthough 😔

[naive turret]

Just find the right artifact to summon him with

[waxen rose]

Casting an cure to save you from whatever spell you're under

Infinite isnt Bungie

[misty marsh]

but spiderman 😣

[thick furnace]

we acting like 5 didnt have the best gameplay

4 had probably the best story too

[naive surge]

so real theres still demand for new mp shooters you just gotta sell it right. been playing a bunch of deadlock which has been well received in its early access

[waxen rose]

The glee I felt when I dashed and slid in h5 after 4 games before it of slow boring walking

[hybrid plover]

049354

[thick furnace]

5 fumbled on keeping chief the main character
4 should've been his last game at least for a while

[naive turret]

The more I hear about Deadlock the more of a Marmite game it seems to be

idk wake me when the thing's actually released

[muted rose]

Marmite?

[hybrid plover]

im in

[naive turret]

You either love it or you hate it

[waxen rose]

Focus on blue team without chief instead of keeping it to the comics ugh im gonna claw at the walls

[misty marsh]

ew.

[muted rose]

Ah

[thick furnace]

infinite shouldve happened but there shouldve been like 3 games before it

[muted rose]

Back in my day we just said acquired taste

[naive turret]

I'm not ingrained enough into TF2 or CS2 to speculate on how Valve handles MP games

[waxen rose]

Three games that would've kept me from fernando..

[misty marsh]

acquired taste is smth you need to grow to like

[waxen rose]

Whatever you say

[naive turret]

Three games that could've had Fred

[hybrid plover]

sparkling water is yucky

[muted rose]

Like halo 5

[thick furnace]

infinite shouldve happened way later cro,,

[misty marsh]

marmite is just from the first bite you're either weird and like it or immediately despise it

[naive turret]

I haven't tried it ngl

[thick furnace]

there needs to be like 3-4 games without chief

[muted rose]

What about thermite

[misty marsh]

save ur tastebuds

[naive turret]

Thermite's the best in HD2 but idk what that's got to do with anything

[muted rose]

Termite even

[naive surge]

thermite isnt that great as a spread

[thick furnace]

hes been too overused

[misty marsh]

youre so lucky

[muted rose]

Or blamite

[misty marsh]

i got fooled into thinking it was nutella

[naive turret]

A rare thing to be said about me but I'll take it

ah that's rough

[muted rose]

Have you ever eaten blamite spread

[naive turret]

I've been Supercombined plenty of times in my life so...yes

[misty marsh]

yeah

[muted rose]

It’s like pop rocks

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-i-wish-wish-wishing-gif-4204955

[muted rose]

If they exploded instead

An acquired taste

[thick furnace]

never cook cro

linda is the best,,

[waxen rose]

Your fred hate ends NOW! I cast a curse upon you

[naive turret]

H5 dig or forgetting the Package exists

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-2

[muted rose]

Siege is calling me with the solid snake update

[analog knot]

MCC in 2026 has 8 social rotational playlists (7 if you dont include Turkey Time)

For reference Halo 3 had...I think 15+ social lists, and 7+ ranked rotational lists. Kind of overwhelmingly different

[muted rose]

Not sure I can resist the siren song this time

[thick furnace]

in siege u can have sam fisher, snake, and master chief all on the same team

[naive turret]

I don't even know what a Metal Gear does

[muted rose]

And Linda

[waxen rose]

You say this as if that group isnt one of the most popular in the series besides noble team

[thick furnace]

🧢

[muted rose]

Or no Kelly

[naive surge]

its a mech that shoots nukes

[thick furnace]

kelly is on defense

[muted rose]

Then she’s a traitor

[waxen rose]

Whoops! All master chief!

[thick furnace]

idk why they separated chief and kelly that was really dumb

[naive turret]

Kelly can be wherever she wants.

She's fast enough.

60mph in Heels or whatever

[waxen rose]

Kelly is like the little mole you send into drains to get the mice
Sneaky

[thick furnace]

i dont even think kelly is a skin for a 3 speed

[muted rose]

Actually you could have Leon too with lions skin

[thick furnace]

pretty sure shes a 2 speed 💔

[waxen rose]

Whatever, go my Kelly

[naive surge]

how has microsoft not done a masterchef-masterchief crossover?

[waxen schooner]

She is

[naive turret]

I mean that'd be on the Master Chef side right

[waxen rose]

Mister chief doesn't appreciate not being included

[naive surge]

give me an apron cosmetic in infinite smh

[naive turret]

we got this

[muted rose]

Kept you waiting for a bingo weapon huh

[thick furnace]

reminds of this one old roblox hat thats a chef hat thats green n stuff

[waxen rose]

We got the squad
Master chief
Mister chief
Master chef
Master chief

[thick furnace]

most irrelevant character EVER

[safe dawn]

Because it doesnt make sense to

[muted rose]

Random kid

[waxen rose]

His heart is breaking and you're laughing at him

[muted rose]

Bros not on the team

[naive turret]

Can I laugh harder

[safe dawn]

Damn right

[thick furnace]

mister chief is so mid id pick fred over him

[naive surge]

that has never stopped microsoft before

[naive turret]

Mister Chief feels like a forced bit ngl

[safe dawn]

Ngl I'd pick omega team over blue team

[naive turret]

Like Chips Dubbo

Stop gaslighting me into thinking he's a thing

[thick furnace]

chips dubbo is the goat dont diss him

[waxen rose]

That one image where it's like “who is bro he ain't on the team”

[safe dawn]

Theres no good way to make the connection though

[waxen rose]

Fred and his master chief cosplay but the most he does is use homwdepot paint on his armor to make it green

[muted rose]

I’m going to make that

[safe dawn]

only common ground is the dang cookbook that was a one shot "bc why not"

[waxen rose]

Do it and send it to me im cackling

[muted rose]

Pic of blue team with some random master chief

[naive surge]

one person on either side picks up the phone and says "hey i thought of a pun" ez as

[waxen rose]

I have
Fred poster on my wall join the unsc

[thick furnace]

im literally linda irl

[waxen rose]

Fred sled moment

[thick furnace]

the useless blue dude on blue team

what even is fred unique trait

[waxen rose]

All of them but some random were blue in h5

[hasty zinc]

sled

[naive turret]

Fred does the Knife stuff

[thick furnace]

linda has the aim, kelly speed, chief luck, sam strength
then u just got some random dude named fred 😭

[naive turret]

And he can charge a Spartan Laser without having to stop sprinting.

[waxen rose]

Chief doesn't count he isnt even apart of blue team most of the time hes just in his own world

Fred sled bad perspective art that makes me cackle

No Chief's squad in the show half the characters dont have personalities
Blue team actually does

[naive turret]

This kinda dunking on Kai a little bit.

[waxen rose]

I love kai sm I ment the other two

[hasty zinc]

they had more personality than Noble team though

[naive turret]

Which is the only part of the show I had anything positive about.

[thick furnace]

that was like a lame remake of them

blue team is like chiefs friends basically from when he was in training

[muted rose]

I’ll make it like one of those marvel thumbnails

[waxen rose]

Same
She was the only reason I kept watching

[thick furnace]

closest thing he has to family

[waxen rose]

Kai vs all of noble team personality wise

[naive turret]

This is a lacklustre bit btw just, to address that

Yeah they'd have mostly been dead by that point

[waxen rose]

And… do what? Also get in trouble for hurting an superior officer? Feed into master chief’s delusions?

[naive turret]

I'm not gonna get dragged into defending that scene cause it's dumb af

[waxen rose]

I hate it so bad it felt ooc

[naive turret]

And Osiris should've intervened at several points

Cause like, y'know, their literal mission obj is right there and they're all mobile as hell.

Also obligatory 'why wasn't the Armour Lock module a projectile'

contrivance writing go brrrr

[waxen rose]

Or yk they have vale to sneak up behind him with her own module

[thick furnace]

locke woulda died if my goat linda intervened

[forest fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055886207738986599/1473795037421895690/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker1.gif

[waxen rose]

She gripped that sniper like she was contemplating it /j

[forest fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342049800270647348/1474464208568455453/aklqq6.gif

[naive turret]

words aren't enough to describe the hatred for this creature

[thick furnace]

honestly linda would probably beat most of osiris her accuracy is insane

[waxen rose]

360 noscope killionair

[forest fossil]

oggdo, oggdo bogdo, and spawn of oggdo are pieces of perfectness

[thick furnace]

linda got built in aimbot

[forest fossil]

thats the rancor ur thinking of

[waxen rose]

Hey would not kill a superior officer, especially another spartan at that

[naive turret]

The Rancor was easier than Oggdo ngl
His grab is way less bs than the hitbox of the tongue

[forest fossil]

also how was i replied and not shown

[thick furnace]

yeah chief was def holding back

[forest fossil]

hundreds of people disagree

[naive turret]

can toggle this

[thick furnace]

chief got serious for 2 seconds at the end and locke pulled a gun on him 💔

[waxen rose]

I wanna say “chief got out of breath hes old” and then remembered Locke is prolly around his age

[naive turret]

Different strokes and all that

[thick furnace]

i doubt even an old chief would be that weak

[forest fossil]

what?

[thick furnace]

chief could lift like 50 tons like nothing he could crush someone like a can of soda brah

[waxen rose]

Nursing home chief he’ll still beat up Locke
Its just a staring competition this time

[naive turret]

Is this when he walks out with an eyepatch and an awesome song plays

[waxen rose]

Because he is literally the best they've got

[thick furnace]

they let chief do whatever in bungie games too

chief was the only reason they went to the ark

[waxen rose]

they take chief off his leash and just say “go get em” and he just messes around but gets it done in the end

[naive turret]

Chief generally does what he's told in the trilogy tbf
He had Miranda backing him in H3

[muted rose]

Check your reqs

[naive turret]

In fact he had the whole room backing him, it was really only Hood that wanted to stay on Earth

[waxen rose]

Lord hood jumpscare 🫩

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/samcrogifs-2

[thick furnace]

💔

wasnt chief offered like one of the highest promotions ever but he declined cuz he likes how master chief sounds 💔

[muted rose]

Hood offered him admiral yeah

[waxen rose]

Im cackling 😭
Who is he? *random kid

[muted rose]

My magnum opus

[waxen rose]

Its so beautiful im getting rid of the Mona Lisa and framing it in her place

[muted rose]

Just don’t throw soup on it this time

[waxen rose]

If I catch any soup throwers in the crowd youre all getting sent to the “play halo reach forever” realm

[muted rose]

Play reach, eat glass

[pulsar heron]

i very nearly went to save the image and edit heinz cream of tomato soup on it and then you sent this

you are saved from soup. for now.

[waxen rose]

OMG

[thick furnace]

🤢

[thick furnace]

reach fans vs cod fans on who can glaze the most mid game ever challenge

[muted rose]

Ok tbf cod fans did have a good run for a bit

[waxen rose]

Noble six is our version of ghost but they're both lame so it doesn't matter

[thick furnace]

emile right there bro

[naive turret]

where is the

[waxen rose]

My chud son emile

[thick furnace]

mysterious dude with a skull mask

[pulsar heron]

i am putting you in the soup

[waxen rose]

Why is he staring at me like this?…

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/soup-store

[waxen rose]

I remember finding that meme through an undertale animation

[forest fossil]

what server is this from?

[naive turret]

This is like the fifth day in a row I've been reminded of Code Geass I should rewatch it

[thick furnace]

only really campaigns tho

[forest fossil]

soup store?

[waxen rose]

Wdym there's no clothes?

[naive turret]

yeah there's just more soup

[thick furnace]

cod fans are just on a constant spree of hating a game then saying it was peak a few years later

[muted rose]

Idk why black ops 4 is good now it really ain’t

[pulsar heron]

calicool the crouton

[naive turret]

I'm not invested enough in CoD to-

[thick furnace]

people love the battle royale mode on bo4 like it isnt just apex legends 😭

[thick furnace]

this is SLANDER!!

[pulsar heron]

i dont make the rules. you are in the soup

[waxen rose]

Finally got what they deserved

[muted rose]

Cold War is actually decent

[thick furnace]

people only like the bo4 one because u gotta find guns and attachments

they really aint tho

cods lately have been getting worse campaigns but better everything else

[waxen rose]

How do I make Cali-cool my rival on mcc

[muted rose]

Isn’t rival a per game thing

[thick furnace]

im better kid

[waxen rose]

nuh uh

[thick furnace]

i got the spray and pray then melee tech mastered

[waxen rose]

You wish

[odd anchor]

Hello

[hybrid plover]

outkast

[thick furnace]

dont need to 🚬

[hybrid plover]

smoking ciggys is a bad habit

[waxen rose]

The goofy emoji im cackling

[thick furnace]

its called aura

[hybrid plover]

its called stank breath

[waxen rose]

“Aura 🐺”

[hybrid plover]

this aint facebook

or myspace

[naive turret]

or Skype

or Whatsapp

[thick furnace]

i only ever see old people set themselves as their pfp

[hybrid plover]

or twitter

[waxen rose]

I have a nasty scar on my face and id rather not advertise that in fear of getting bullied as much as I do irl online

[thick furnace]

i got one too

[jade gust]

Pretty much all online safety I was taught was to not use my personal details for everything

[obsidian wyvern]

my hand has a pretty bad graft you'll be fine

[hybrid plover]

people still had online aliases back then

[thick furnace]

mines getting less noticeable tho

[hybrid plover]

when it comes to like public chatforms w randos

[waxen rose]

Id rather not let peoplr see a burn scar

[obsidian wyvern]

mine was because I burned my hand too lol

[naive turret]

I'd bet it's aesthetic and the haters were just trying to gaslight you.

But that's fair.

[candid tusk]

Not even close to accurate outside of niche hobby or job forums.

[waxen rose]

The evil microwave explosion

[obsidian wyvern]

oh that

[naive turret]

Damn it Okabe not again

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rintaro-okabe-anime-steins-gate-gif-3245780294731451925

[hybrid plover]

yeah i remember old interent, people were still hiding identities

[obsidian wyvern]

I touched an iron when I was 2 or something

[candid tusk]

That'll do it. Hot glue gun for me.

[obsidian wyvern]

burned through my middle 2 fingers

[waxen rose]

“Dallas you should put on makeup” whatever bro💔
cant begin to tell you how many people tell me that

[hybrid plover]

hot glue your hands together, it works you wouldnt believe it

[pliant hatch]

I don't remember anyone showing their pic unless it was a social site like myspace.

[waxen rose]

Im a troll from the enchanted forest

[viral dune]

Hi a troll from the enchanted forest, I'm Icky Spartan

[hybrid plover]

its not about bullying i just dont want you randos to know who i am. god knows the type of people who use discord

[jade gust]

Now I know where that troll went! Get back here!!

[waxen rose]

Hi icky spartan from poland island

[hybrid plover]

ah okay, yeah that aint the reason i dont have my full first last name as my name w my picture as pfp

[waxen rose]

I stole your silver

[simple wave]

If I was able to score this 5th hill, think my score woulda probably been like 6740.

[jade gust]

I wish I had some sort of cool scar. Alas, I've not had any injuries leave me with any. Which is wild considering everything I've been through physically

[jade gust]

Jokes on you, Those were all copper pieces painted silver

[hybrid plover]

its not too late

[simple wave]

If you’re forced to sacrifice the last hill in Firefight, do it.

[amber mirage]

Wait. Your first name isn't Question and your last name isn't Authority, and that's not you in your pfp?

[pliant hatch]

you could make up some story about it.

[waxen rose]

You can have mine
The one on my hand from the time I split it open making a duck shaped soap bar

[obsidian wyvern]

work at IKEA with me, you get scars from the cardboard

[jade gust]

Aye but I don't want to actively seek out getting scarred

[jade gust]

Unironically, I wouldn't mind working at IKEA

[hybrid plover]

message received. itll actively seek you out then

[waxen rose]

I hate the sound of cardboard it makes me so bad I start scratching and covering my ears I just hate it when it drags against the floor

[obsidian wyvern]

it's worse than it sounds

[jade gust]

I hate the feel of cardboard

[waxen rose]

The feel and sound are angering I feel like a bird needing to escape a cage whenever I hear it

[thick furnace]

im like this with chalk

[obsidian wyvern]

you get used to it here but otherwise I was the same

[jade gust]

Fair enough. I imagine you sometimes get those customers that are real annoying

[thick furnace]

using chalk or hearing it feels so weird

[hybrid plover]

i hate the sound of my upstairs neighbor stomping everywhere

[pliant hatch]

time to make a cardboard rake

[obsidian wyvern]

the customers are okay, it's the job itself that's annoying

[waxen rose]

Luke wants me to tweak out to the sound of cardboard against concrete

[obsidian wyvern]

saying that, my shifts just started so I gotta dip

[naive turret]

Au reservoir

[hybrid plover]

have a good shift, 3rd gear??

[naive turret]

May your tips be many and queries few

[pliant hatch]

I'd hate to work any retail.

[waxen rose]

Sometimes when a customer comes up to me I cough dramatically into my arm and they walk away every time

[naive turret]

My place they'd say bless you and then start asking anyway.

[waxen rose]

People dont say bless you anymore they just stare at you like lord hood

[hybrid plover]

imagine coughing in public a couple years ago

[naive turret]

And then they lick their fingers before handing over their cash.

[waxen rose]

I HATE IT WHEN OEIPLE DO THAT

[jade gust]

Ok, I never got why people do that in the first place

[hybrid plover]

thats when you lick your fingers before giving them the food or whatever

[waxen rose]

Omg some old guy came in buying a water heater and he was eating chocolate too and pulled out 4 100$ bills and licked his finger. And then held out the cash. I stared at him for a full minute

[naive turret]

'sorry m8 can't take 100's'

[hybrid plover]

"we dont consider spit as currency"

[waxen rose]

I took the money by the ends he didnt touch but I actually gagged in his face too
He gave me a nasty look for it

[naive turret]

Hitting you with a saliva tax

I think some people just lack the disgust factor

[waxen rose]

Pay 80 dollars plus compensation for emotional distress

[hasty zinc]

I read that as salvia and was really confused

[waxen rose]

Esp for the older people I've noticed
Its never the younger folks who lick their cash or pull it out of a pocket I dont wanna take money from

[hybrid plover]

salvia tax sounds like a nightmare

[naive turret]

which tbf most younger folk just tap their phone

and then have a meltdown if it doesn't work, ofc

[waxen rose]

“Do you take apple pay” they say right besides the huge “we take apple pay” sign

[viral dune]

What if I don't have any apples to pay with

[waxen rose]

Become a horse

[hybrid plover]

-# ive been that person multiple time, i wont apologize

[hasty zinc]

Orange Pay ®

[naive turret]

All I'm seeing is flowers

[viral dune]

🧠

[hybrid plover]

alright have a safe weekend yall

[jade gust]

I can pay you in Pesetas I picked up when I was in a place where all the residents were evil

[waxen rose]

Residents evils 7….

At least they keep the rent cheap

[jade gust]

I don't think you earn any money in RE7 (It's been ages since I saw anything to do with it)? That's the one where you're in Louisiana

[waxen rose]

There's no currency in loui
They use evil aura

[chilly summit]

resident good 7

[viral dune]

Man these residents sure are evil

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-jack-baker-resident-evil-7-re7-re-gif-3253519853855124511

[thick furnace]

do u think fred could survive a spartan laser to the face

[waxen rose]

“Do you think the Victorian man will survive a atomizer to the face?” ABSOLUTELY NOT???

[thick furnace]

what about 5 spartan lasers to the face

[waxen rose]

Nah he can tank that trust

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-inventory-eggs-leon-s-kennedy-briefcase-gif-26327693

[thick furnace]

we will find out in the ce remake aftercredits,,

[waxen rose]

Mfw I show off my ominous egg collection

[waxen rose]

“This Spartan won't stay down, hit him with abouutt…. 4 more lasers maybe.” 😭 im crine

[jade gust]

The gold ones are important for fighting the rich

[waxen rose]

We use those ones to throw at their teslas but they're made out of solid gold and dont crack

[thick furnace]

they calling in the infinity to shoot him too

[jade gust]

Ok but like, no joke, the golden eggs in RE4 Remake are really good against one boss specifically

[waxen rose]

Infinity wasnt even a thing atp

Like I vividly remember sickly cortana saying “yeah remember that idea about making the biggest ship? Now that youre awake from your coma it's finally a real thing” in h4

[thick furnace]

they needed fred dead so they got it out like 6 years early

[waxen rose]

“Guys we’ve GOT to rush production”

[chilly summit]

ordered the wrong pizza

[unique loom]

Yes

[silk beacon]

105k/125k SP!!

[dawn juniper]

finally my weekend begins

[deep night]

I watch a video about how 343 forgotten about the unsc

[candid tusk]

You have watched a video of someone lying. lol

[opaque sable]

This is spartan 2 from UNSC

We need green light, to fire the rail gun on convenient phantom

[chilly summit]

spartan 2 electric boogaloo

[dawn juniper]

Dawg what is that pfp 😭

[deep night]

don't hate me for being myself 😂

[dawn juniper]

I'm not hating 🙏

[deep night]

lol

[jade gust]

The UNSC has been in every Halo game released since 343 first took over. Not sure how they've forgotten about them

[tight crag]

ᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ

[hasty zinc]

P3 🐐

[amber mirage]

Not what I was expecting to see today

[chilly summit]

what happened?

[hasty zinc]

ikr

[amber mirage]

https://www.ign.com/articles/phil-spencer-retiring-sarah-bond-out-matt-booty-promoted-as-microsoft-ai-exec-asha-sharma-named-new-xbox-boss-exclusive

[ocean junco]

Hi everyone, just popping in to say good day or night

[hasty zinc]

smh rok

[chilly summit]

it's joever bruh

[hasty zinc]

I'll never forget when he actually emailed me back

[amber mirage]

Storytime?

[molten pelican]

Hi

[steady jolt]

Wait what

[molten pelican]

Aegis was pen-pals with Phil Spencer

[amber mirage]

They played Minecraft together

[hasty zinc]

it was about bringing MCC to PC 🤣

he actually sent me two emails lol

[amber mirage]

Dear Aegisfate,

Maybe.

P3

[molten pelican]

If it wasn't for aegis

[steady jolt]

Amazing

[hasty zinc]

I gave my thoughts on bringing MCC to PC and he wrote back to me about it, then 1 year later they announced it

you're welcome everyone

then he emailed me after the announcement lol

[jade gust]

So Aegis is secretly the reason behind every Halo game we've gotten since MCC came to PC, got it

[molten pelican]

Why are you still here, should be on the Microsoft board

[steady jolt]

Oh wow, that's cool

[amber mirage]

First they name a ship after you, then they release on PC because of you

[hasty zinc]

AND an achievement

phew

😛

[molten pelican]

remember us little guys when you get famous and own a third tier welsh soccer club

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bekoY.gif

[jade gust]

Aegis will remember me though

Because I'm built different