#general-chat
1 messages Ā· Page 1146 of 1
Allegedly one Sangheili in Halo Oblivion had served for 160 years, but that conflicts with his birth date. It is not uncommon for Elites to be in full physical health at ages exceeding 70 Earth years.
Hope it goes well and you have a speedy recovery, plenty of Halo to keep you busy while you're on the mend!
š
This imo proves that a halo cozy farming sim is what we need
I love halo its great i love the art and the music escpecially odst
Damn
Is there any lore about what was going on back on earth during chiefās timeline. Like were ppl chilling, going to work etc or
Which part of it?
I think it was like dystopian capitalist type but idk
That's over 40+ years of history.
Maybe between halo 1 and 2
Then mostly living relatively normal lives.
Humans on Earth were insulated very heavily from the Human Covenant war, to the point of being able to openly claim that you think the HCW is actually fraud to grift for the Military Industrial Complex without more than a confused side glance from passerby.
Ohhhhh
I always loved the lore back in the day, it felt much richer than almost any game franchise to this day
I'd assume 3 changed that
How bout during halo 3-4 tho
Approaching the next step towards hero. Master sergeant.
13,996 to go, so I may need to score 6k+ to snipe it.
Does anyone recommend the halo infinite campaign
I typically get 17k+ in firefight. you could try that
Yes!
I put a clip in clips showing what it was like for me
Holy cow, might be getting that from FF Classic.
Well show and tell
Halo 3-4? Well, after 2's events, Earth lost a lot of population (Mostly due to evacuations+Refugees), then regained a lot through yet more refugees and rebuilding. It continued to build population (Including Covenant expats, due to the complete collapse of the Covenant) afterwards, but was otherwise mostly in a state of rebuilding.
Cortana's invasion of Earth mostly incurred massive social paranoia, but outside of Australia and New Phoenix, little actual noticeable change from 3-4.
Its very fun, but for an open world it feels quite empty
I only play classic so yeah lol
I scored 5,335 in my previous match I play fiesta
I really enjoy the feel of infinite mp, but never played campaign
I've played it like 6 times and still can't get behind the game
Fiesta is fun, but like literally all the other firefight modes are KoTH
So I just play classic
I play gruntpocolypse for the heck of it
But if you're good at it apparently you can get like 200k from the zombies mode.
I played it once and immediately got murked by escherum.
Haven't touched it since
One time played a match of that zombie mode so lucrative I shot up the battle pass by 6 tiers
Its hard but thats cuz i suck
You really have to have a good team in order to do that
Hella fun, but the score can be abyssmal
That's insane
Real
Very much agreed but its good for the funny moments like SS grunts randomly killing me
Man SS grunts are my #1 haters
Fr i made a complition of like 4 to 5 clips of SS grunts
The anount of times I've been caught off guard by one is unnaceptable š
Iirc I was there for 1 hour and 30 minutes. It was genuinely baffling how we survived that long. Map choice and weapon communication will definitely be the best bet. Pulse Carbine with heatwave add on is easily the best weapon, but it can also one-shot you if you shoot it at an angle.
If you ever get the homies on, definitely play zombies. Youāll get far with team work
I aimed right when one jumped up at me
Huh, I'll have to try it out again with a group I can talk with then
Honestly tho they're even worse in Reach
Best way to power through the battle pass, easily
Thank god i didnt have to worry bout them since i always played it safe
The battle passes have such terrible xp earning. Like I'm more likely to get to Hero before I finish my passes
I was always going after the elites before the grunts because the plasma repeaters are mad annoying to deal with
I just hated everyone of them tbhš
I wish theyād just remove the whole XP stuff all together or make it more player dependent. Itās like you do specific things to earn a set amount of points and thatās what gets to your battle pass. I just wish the player had more ability to implement points than just that
Plasma Pistol and Dmr or Needle Rifle is honestly the most optimal way to go through reach
Yeah, I liked the MCCs implementation of spartan points best
Yeah i tried playing laso one time and everything killed me even just looking at a rock funny killed me
On god
Average LASO Reach playthrough
Funny as hell tho
True
I just get sent flying by elite ultras
yo ppl
Wait is there like a "canon" difficulty? Like which one is the most lore accurate?
Heroic i think
yo
Howdy
Would figure
Also something funny about halo 2
Me and my brother years ago would put scarab gun on and go all out trying to kill eachother
Heroic is the way halo is meant to be played.
May as well call it āDev-intendedā.
im new actually, but in halo 3 i found the easter egg in crows nest
But if you want to challenge yourself, you put legendary on.
Which one the caboose door?
If you wanna kick back, you put easy on.
Litterally me everytime just so that i can tell myself im good at the gameš
I made people mad at me in Mcc
Dang
Yup he hates me for it but just recently we hoped on cairo station and exploded eachother just to see who could kill eachother faster
Oh
halo 2 scarab?
Youāre supposed to blow up the Covenant bastards, not yourself!
Master Sergeant is a go.
Armor set
With my challenges, ah man I definitely predicted Iād go from tier 12-19 on my forerunner pass. Rip.
I wouldāve wanted to go 12-20 with the current xp boost.
Whatever armor u guys choose I put it on
I am currently going through a run with the scarab gun on and seeing if I can beat the game with it.
Now obv most enemies don't stand a chance but the flood and levels with very small spaces are fairly difficult
The drengar set with the horns
The metal horns not the deer ones
Oh I don't have that
Aw damn, thats my favourite set to run
I don't know the names of any of them other than
Drengar and Belos
Average Reach expierience
Ty
š
So there goes my perfection and probably the potential of getting 5k score to snipe my challenge
3055 right now, I might get it?
Okay 4525 Iām 100% getting it
5,815, wish I coulda stayed alive man!!!
But going up 7 tiers in one xp boost is wild.
i didnt know we could say bastard in this server woah
So another match is needed to finish off this pass.
Ah this one tier doesnāt need a boost.
Donāt misuse it
okay lol
I GOT 7K!!!!
But I died⦠but still got it!!!
7,050!
Reclaimer⦠is the last battle pass for me to complete.
Peak
I was like āthis is another one of those matches where I get extremely close to 7kā¦ā nah i got 7k even though i died in the match!
Absolute Cinema
The great work of the volatile skewer man. Phew.
The volatile skewer is actually so goated
Its at 3rd place when it comes to weapon varients for me
Where can I put my screenshot with the 7k points?
My top 5
Rushdown Hammer
Diminisher of Hope
Volatile Skewer
Unbound Plasma Pistol
Pinpoint Needler
Pinpoint.
Good question
Yeah that one
I can imagine if I didnāt die, with a flawless victory too woulda been closer to 8k.
Also with 4 skulls.
I woulda probably gotten 8k that way.
Likely I'd say
What is the best halo game
Itās subjective, but most might say 2.
Found out what's causing your heavy aim and making aiming extremely delayed. It's your Deterministic Reprediction that you guys introduced somewhere around circa 2-3 years ago with your guys' iteration at fixing desync. Desync already wasn't that big of a problem, but you guys inverted the server/client side reconciliation in order to solve problems that weren't that big to begin with. I'd much rather deal with the occiasional desync, and dying behind walls, than having heavy aim and my aim input literally delayed. It inverts the gaming experience to be technically correct, while completely ruining user experience. This is why everyone has been creating "input lag fixes" videos over the past 2-3 years. It's because they have been trying to solve an unsolveable problem, introduced because you guys added Deterministic Reprediction. You might have technically "fixed" desync, but literally broke every client side input by adding considerable latency which makes aiming and movement and inputs feel sluggish, all due to the new server side latency compensation code and technique you guys decided to implement.
This is all referenced in this reddit post right after the you guys added the new latency compensation rework. I'm gonna post a screenshot of the above referenced reddit post as to what I'm talking about, as well as a comment that I believe talks about the issue directly and is really over the target as to what the actual issue is.
Again client side prediction is good, it's what allows for instant input on the players side which makes for a seamless experience, like infinite WAS year 1-3 until the latency compensation rework was added.
So to summarize, it's either Deterministic Reprediction from the server thats causing the issue, or the inverted latency compensation technique you guys decided to use that's causing extreme input issues client side. Again, the average player would much rather deal with the odd getting killed behind walls, and the occasional desync, than having literally all of their inputs delayed so that some people with high latency can have a somewhat better experience. It's not good. Wanted to finally solve this and I'm glad I've honed in on the issue. Can you get a developer to give a response to this? I would play the game again if these issues were reverted and the game worked as intended. Thanks.
@rocky oasis
Jesus christ how long did that take you
š¤£
This has all been known already lmao
wheres the changes
so many people left the game because it doesnt work like every other game does
Please don't tag Halo Studios employees. See #rules-and-guidelines for more information.
343 is ignorant to changes that make the game better lmao. I left infinite a long while ago because of network issues. The game is broken
yuh yuh yuh
For future reference; you can use the support site for reporting bugs/solutions
You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.
For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport
They shouldāve reverted back to the old network model. The new one created so much more packet loss and made it easier for cheats
Everyone is just lucky that halo infinite is too boring to cheat in. Otherwise the airborne cheaters would be rampant still
shame, game ran beautifully year 1-3, kinda disgusting. oh well
I guess Iāve learned to never use turrets again. They restrict your mobility, making dynamo grenades WAY too deadly and unavoidable.
Curse you skimmers!!!
If you were a original halo CE dev, tasked with naming the game, what would you name it? Do not say Halo
Halo

When will mods come to halo mcc on Xbox that would be a W
I dont recall this ever being acknowledged by Halo Studios (maybe it has and I've missed it?) so its pretty unlikely. But who knows, it may be being worked on.
In the past I remember some conversation regarding security and how its not possible, but other games/titles have been able to do so, cant really tell.
anyone know if the megg achievement can be done in coop
Define "can be done"? I am pretty sure it can be unlocked but only for whoever is host. Something weird like that.
the second door doesnt open, seems like it cant be
"game ran beautifully year 1" why is he lying š
Its been too many years, I would lean towards no then. I remember most of the CE/H2 achievements like that only unlocking for one of the players anyway, so typically better to go it alone when hunting them.
if you can read you would know I talked about inputs
lmao
im aware
I think 1 more reaction will prove your point
then you would've stated that, hush
So hostile
they just joined today. give them one mute and itll be better
Even so it's basic human decency to not be immediately hostile and unwelcoming over a small thing like that lul
Don't think it's happening unfortunately, which is a shame because it would be so incredible!
they would either have to make their own modding website to support consoles or use mod.io
which as much as i want it, i dont think either are happening. MCC support is long gone
If I'm not mistaken doesn't fallout 4 on xbox have mods?
yeah and it has its own modding site
Halo is owned by microsoft, that sucks that MCC isn't supported too much
A few Bethesda titles do, Fallout starfield and Skyrim SE
Ark survival ascended also has mods on console which is cool (only reason I check back on that game from time to time)
Holy crap really?
yeah it came out 2014
Man
woah champion is in the shop
if only it was spartan points
When will halo 5 come to PC... :sad:
never š
I wish I still owned my xbox
Probably never lol, kinda hope we at least get some of the stuff that made halo 5 special in the next mainline title (warzone)
halo 5 forge is on pc but thats all
Bruh
Yeahhh
What we really need is a dedicated Halo mobile game! Halo wars but it's clash of clans would be so peak.....
Where will I be after reclaimer is done? A little closer to onyx lieutenant.
Probably MS G2. (Master Sergeant)
we had halo waypoint for a bit ig
and also what happened to that halo app? the yellow one that MCC would always redirect me to?
Waypoint isn't really a game though š
yeah i was just joking lol
Halo channel(?)
YES
I think I got hooked to RVB because of that? I remember seeing like the first episode of season 13 lmao
And watched nightfall through it to get the armour in H5
i watched nightfall but only got the armor for some reason
no helmet
Weirddd
i mean its too late now but still upsets me lol
Probably one of my favourite sets in h5 tbf
I remember having to wait till Christmas to get the game, so I did everything i could to unlock extra armour and packs before release. I remember you could make like a clan or smthn on the way point website? So I made one and added all my family to get like an athlon helmet or an ar skin? Good times.
i love how theyre featuring everything in the infinite shop but i wish we had more exchange items
i dont have money halo studios PLEASE
My biggest regret wirh Halo 5 was not getting my Spartan 3d printed through the website back when that was a thing, by the time I could afford it, they stopped doing it š
With they did it with infinite man.
i didnt even know about that lol
Yeahhhh
I mean
I like the exchange, I like what it offers, some of the newer stuff is great! But I wish now with support kinda on the backburner for infinite it'd be nice if everything was buyable with spartan points. Even if they were more expensive, like a bundle that costs 800 credits would be 8000 spartan points but it'd give people options and stuff to play for
exactly
it would give me more motivation to play the game
Yeah it was really cool! I'd send a photo if I could but basically (can't remember the specifics) you could get your spartan printed through the waypoint website and it'd be on like a little halo 5 guardians base
It was such a cool concept! And 3d printing has gotten so much better since then so it's a real shame they didnt do it again
you can send a photo in #1076327824924872755 š
The exchange concept feels a bit weird to me. The reason things like the Fortnite Shop work is because its curated, and even then I think that struggles. Doesnt really seem to work in these titles. In MCC there are items that havent been back in several years, kinda confuses me why
YO MAGPIE
im talking about infinite
Hello!
Whatās up dude love your content
Both games have an exchange with rotating items, no?
Appreciate it š
exchange is permanent items the showcased ones just cycle
I would but icba to set up a forum lmao
Bouta sleeeep
You gonna make content on campaign evolved if thereās theater mode?
I'll make stuff on it even if there isn't a theatre mode dw

Wep imma go to bed yall
Good seeing you bro
Would love a designated photo/theatre mode
Buuuuut
The blind skull and coop will be there i reckon
Gn!
but yeah i wish everything was free in infinite
they should've let everything be spartan points, and you can purchase spartan points with real life money if you dont wanna grind imo

Yeah woulda been nice!
Goodnight chat!
goodnight!
Peace
you have peak in your game collection
Ror?
titanfall, doom, and halo obv
I only play good games
oh and helldivers
not a huge doom fan but 2016 was great and eternal was fun
Titanfall 1 Sucked
@misty marsh fight him
so we're gonna fight today? thats what it is?
AKA cool guys in masks
titanfall 1 was better than 2 but you NEW GENS arent ready for that convo
Who played Halo: Combat Evolved?
def not playing it rn
bro connected a guest
Boy ur such a liar
Also how do i get roles
Ty
yw youngster
if the guest is kitso sure
why is her name revenantss
Youre X360 Server looks inviting
That grunt is a damn hero, put some respect on that action
They killed a Demon with grunty flair
YESSSSSSSS
its mainly for modifications. ones i cannot discuss in this server. if youre looking to play with people, theres channels for that, but not many people are on.
i will never not hate this line
Yeah ill join, i just like to stream gameplay, thanskt
Thanks
I wonder if people know PvE only MOBA and if they heard about MODA
hwat
I wonder if this cave is a natural formation..
The humble cortana:
Anyone here still play Halo 2?
we dont play halo in this server
What is halo?
But i
they shouldve brought back first person passenger
if you wanna play halo, join a halo server.
I don't have Xbox live, but some guy just asked what halo was
That's outright Just disrespectful š
halos an fps i think
or its third person? idk
thought it was more like goat simulator
Nah its like street fighter
ohhh ok
give me weapon rn
stop talking get out
It's a sci fi FPS
i cannot deal with this today
It had no campaign.
it sorta did
who cares
and was STILL peak
Titanfall 2 was better
oh really? ive never played halo before so i wouldnt know
BRUDER WHY R U IN THIS SERVER THEN
for funsies
need movie recommendation
whiplash
love whiplash
its my favorite movie
oceans 11
Fury
the fortnite documentary
did somebody delete my comment?
prolly automod
couldve had something bad in it
thriller
leigh whannels invisible man
oceans 11 maybe
the heck
its peak
Pacific rim
so uprising doesnt exist?
yeh im seeing theres one that came out in 2018
Uprising? What? They didn't make a bad sequel. There is no sequel for Pacific Rim. There is no sequel for Pacific Rim.
ooooh
oh one of those lol
The studio blew up. They lost all the files. Didn't happen won't happen.
uprising does not exist
dang its that bad? š
whats that bad? theres no sequel
Sequel? What does that word mean?
Wanna know what the worst sequel of all time was
I don't speak french.
sinister 2?
your nameās revolution. gotta say im surprised
lmao
ah yes i love my 1 (or 2) hour(s) of kids in makeup acting scary
ahhh the rat eating through that dudes chest
Halo 2
Could someone remind me why RPGs, MMORPGs, Beatem up and Gacha games canāt be made without story modes?
I only see FPS without story mode, Fighting games like Tekken Revolution could be made without story modes.
yeah ok im gonna make your hot OJ cold
thats treating him
I will continue to speak the truth no matter what
have you seen Pluribus
Mean
a style of beard
wasnt threatening you but okay
I wanna watch Iron Lung
I loved chiefs design in halo 4
decided to put the halo 25th anniversary banner as my pfp
yall like baseball
what does that say
It felt more machiney and classic was master chiefy
cityshop
oh it was probably a different language too, thought i lost my ability to read
Cityshop?
in red
Is this h3 odst?
Well that's cyrillic so Russian
Nah, Halo Online map, which is a game only released in Russia as a beta
Which is still one of the single most stupid utilizations of the Halo IP, IMO
Like, that would've been great in the US, but you market it for... Russia?
Ik but dont find any players so i uninstalled it
Where Halo isn't even popular?
I gotta stop spacing wanting to play cursed halo.
Who play on pc
halo 3 now
Ive played enentire mcc but idk whats wrong with qnticheat i cant play multiplayerong with qnerh qnerh qnerh qnerh qnerh qnerhqnerqnerhqner
aaaaaaaaah my keyboard
6 7 lord?š
If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:
#lfg-competitive ā For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social ā For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other ā For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-espaƱol ā Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categorĆa de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams ā To help you find a team or secure some scrims
Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.
ŠŠµŃо just means no
My first thought was russian but my mom said it was gibberish so I went to Bulgarian
huh
She knows russian so idk š¤·āāļø
anyone know how do i connect my xbox 360 controller to my pc ,BUDGET:-ā¾ļø
Here is the most budget-friendly approach: use your imagination
I mean, Master chief was always meant to look like a machine lol
He was meant to be a cyborg from halo ce development
how's everyone looking on MCC achievements ?
It's "ŠŠ»Ń*, means different type of beer
It's rusian
Canāt without an off brand or an Xbox 360 controller to windows adapter
Good morning people of Halo
Uhh i dunno I'm like gonna beat ODST on heroic
halo 5 anniversary when
After GTA 7
GTA 7 when?
5 billion years /j
Damn..
probably not even wrong
Ngl I legit don't think I realized it was 13 years since GTA 5 š
Itās been 13? š
Im a few years older than it
Just crazy itās been 13 since the last GTA
It's been so long...
I'm never actually played GTA 5
Hot take, Red Dead was a better game then GTA.
No hate towards GTA or people who prefer it.
Hi never actually played GTA 5, Iām dareal.
Oh my heck⦠98% on a Borderlands 4 achievement⦠I donāt know what activity Iām missing!
Ruler of Everything is the achievement.
I've never played either game ngl
GTA 5 is fun
I was never allowed to play the story. Now I am, but I lowkey donāt care
I hate it when people hate on red dead but then love gta
Cough cough certain someone
Iām hyped for GTA 6 only because of how anticipated it is
Cough cough who are you talking about
Cough cough on you now you have tuberculosis
Gta got old after video 783 from vanoss gaming
There's sometimes I have no idea who you're talking about ngl
I feel like I've heard of him before, but idk
Bro he is the goat
I grew up on his content in 2013-2015
Its mostly gmod but with some gta
I was on such a specific side of the internet until honestly rly recently ngl
Gmod deathrun 2015 that was peak internet
Honestly I watched Minecraft content for the first bit of my life
And a few other games if the like 4 ppl I watched played them
I still don't watch (at least many) horror games tho
Dude both of them and iBallisticSquid were like all I watched for prolly idk like 5 years
I remember there was a certain mc yter I just hated so much and I would talk smack abt them on the playground because I hate their voice so much
Maybe it wasnt even mc it was probably like
Kwebblecop or sum
He did gta
Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, and (a bit) Subnautica was like all I watched ngl
I was on a steady diet of PokƩmon nuzlocks till my brain realized half those youtubers have annoying voices
Thx stckr
I was crine
MY HERO!!
Sometimes I watch youtube at my works smart screen fridges when no customers are around
That was low quality bait anyways.
Our savior
Absolute aura
anyways, I hope project Echor is the smash ultimate of Halo games, all weapons, maps, vehicles, gear, from throughout the series playable elites, spartans maybe even ODSTs. the ultimate Halo MP experience
Watching the latest of yt shorts on the Samsung fridge
Where's my playable brutes at lol (I'm joking but it would be cool)
lolol i was thinking that too, i'd love that
Watch me laugh at y'all brutes because you cant fit in the ominous inconspicuous ventš
Nah I'm a Sangheili through and through. I'm in a bloodline and everything.
Wowza
me with ODSTs i've got the flag and cosplay and everything I am even gonna get a tattoo haha
Iām a human
Nice!
Daily affirmation!
I am human. I am human. I am human. I am..
Nothing wrong with the human stuff. I run human armor every once in awhile if my kaidoness allows it lol
Prometheans trying to hold onto their sanity after being composed
They'd remember who they are if they were given 5 minutes a day of tiktok
That scene in 4 was kind of brutal for Halo aside for the flood.
I have a single Sangheili OC that I've barely touched lol
The rest of my OCs are human
All my elite ocs either die, die, or live in horrors
They all hate me
I know! it was so awesome I need more body horror in Halo!
Real and true
I only have two. I'm a guard captain apart of a ship on that operates on Reach and a bloodline royal blood that operates on both.
As far as humans... I don't have any.
146 is still my fave OC
(Render by me :3)
The horrors (tree woman)
(She's also an absolute unit, 8'3" in armor)
I'm hoping we see some of that in Campaign Evolved.
I'm not asking for much just... Make it look good and I'll be happy.
Nice. I like it.
Thx :3
I do a lot of renders lol
I just haven't had much motivation recently
I have a thread in #1076327824924872755 somewhere with them
What reference is this lol
Reference is that she is tall and it scares me and Rora knows it scares me
Yes :3
Oh and it's midnight... I should probably sleep. Well it was nice talking with you guys I hope you have a good rest of your day/night <3
Nini! :3
Fair lol
8'3" and built like a brick wall
Who??
O
I prefer this affirmation https://youtube.com/shorts/vF1ubd0OQZA
Jacob Wysocki's daily affirmation from Make Some Noise S04E04, supercut with random clips occupying my brain meat.
You know what it means to be you.
I am a strange guy so I am barred from entering rooms so now I sleep outside under the stars
This is reminding me to get back onto figuring Blender beyond materials. I need to put my Spartan in a dumb pose sooner or later
Sameeeeee!! there's so much more to be explored with the flood they better not hold back on us
Daily affirmation
The flood are not under your skin.
no rather they are in my spineeeee
Dude I wanna play Infinite so bad rn but I can't š„
They crawllll up the spine like little buggss
It feels so good to be back in the Halo community after 5 years of no news about the franchise.
I really missed this, guys.
.5 seconds no new halo content so we're all going crazy
halo fans are lucky imagine being a half-life fan rn
Can someone check on hl fans? I think they're eating eachother
Are you sure?
I need you jhonson, i need yo johnoson
Where is master chief, where is he
Sargent Johnson coming soon in like 10 months
Master chief is no longer fighting the covenant because he is now focusing on his new fishing career and capitalizing on the lack of fish industry on these abandoned halos
Halo Studios lost the entire fanbase.
I didn't know the boss became a professional fisherman. By the way, didn't you hear that Locke became a bodybuilder?
Nah weāre good! Got my achievement now! Completed that order bunker.
Locke broke like 22 world records
Did she really do that? I don't know, other than that Sara Palmer became a renowned supermodel in the Grunt species.
The grunt supermodel sector this may be peak
It's truly epic. In fact š¤š, I was there as a spectator while Palmer was modeling. The judges were the Inquisitor, Olympia Vale, the Rookie, and Jerome 092. I realized it was them because they looked hyper-realistic, not to mention the fact that Grunt, next to me, damaged his methane mask.
Ngl I didn't see Chief for a sec
Too distracted by ru paulās beautiful hair
These judges are good, but in the 2552 model category, where the judges were Buck, Half Jaw, Lucy B-091, and Johnson, they argued about whether the Palmer award was deserved by Commander and model Veronica Dare.
š¤ š
Idk man. She made an Elite fall head over heels in full armour
hello, internet. My name is MatPat and welcome to Game Theory
Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing as a judge?
Sashay away
Whoever fails the lipsync gets domed with the CE Magnum.
Stop lying
Your name is clearly Melonixer
Hello fellow spartans!
tank beats everything
"Development of Microsoft's next-gen Xbox featuring an AMD semi-custom SoC is progressing well to support a launch in 2027." --Lisa Su, CEO of AMD
Introducing the Game Pass Machine - letting you stream all of your favorite Game Pass games from the Cloud, please buy Game Pass please we made a machine for it
(Jokes aside that timeline feels close yet so far away)
*Game Pass Kinect Machine 
Please drink verification can
Also makes me wonder if they go will "all-in on AI" with a new console too. I feel like it would be an unmitigated disaster, but AI is also not going away anytime soon. Its already weird seeing it in the Game Bar on PC
I would just like a device that fulfills the promise of gaming anywhere and "just like a PC" that Xbox has been trumpeting in an easy-to-understand modular fashion
- Hardware: base box + buy if desired: disc/Blu-ray reader, increased storage, Kinect (per Nex Playground's success), etc.
- Shared Use: register up to X number of accounts to the box so that those accounts can play their games anywhere in the house via Remote Play.
I think that would be a major New Thing that they could market: shared gaming like Shared PC up to whatever number the box could handle without degrading performance.
or games would just just say "sorry, 1-player Shared Play only" and that would be a game listing detail.
Assuming they go that route I would hope they embrace where it goes - and not go the Netflix route where they try to claw it back later. Although now that I say that, Im not sure Netflix's sharing changes really negatively impacted them
Yeah, or at least being transparent about it from the get-go.
Good evening people of Halo
evening wade
faith no more
I read about it yesterday. This has been mentioned sometime. But being next gen console⦠in my opinion it is not the right time to jump to next-gen so soon, as this perhaps might to come out in early or mid 2030s. In my other opinion, there is no need to make a jump when costumers are just about to buy Xbox series or just had it for some time.
Shadow of Chornobyl? Peak mentioned!!!!!!
Good hunting, Stalker!
if we get next-gen consoles before GTA VI im gonna crash out
idk I ran PowerShell command to exorcise it from my Win11 laptop, keeping my desktop on Win10
We are still on Xbox One we ain't ready for Xbox Zš
i cant wait for them to choose a really bad console name
xbox z
āPlease buy Xbox ZDsā
or the cheaper Xbox ZZ
Xbox Zzz with the way im sleeping on a useless console
āxbox zzz sleepy timeā
Xbox 367
dont let Dareal hear you
oop
Its not from space this time it's from the trash heap
let's just hope its not the Xbox CDi
Xbox PC
Letās hope it is not an add-on like Sega 32X
will beat the PS6 in three days!!
Xbox Series XB
Xbox Series Alpha
Series XD you mean
easy
Xbox Series Skibidi
yeah Xbox XD
that's the stripped down version
The one with no cd port is XD
then theres Xbox XP
Xbox Series XC is the cloud version
Xp has a dvd port but it's 1200
the D is for driveless
"MyXBOX": that way, whenever any consumers or press mention it, they're saying it's "my xbox" 
Too complicated a name
Dumb it down for the consumer
BestBox
Xbox SeriesU
Clawing at the wallsš
Microsoft Windows Xbox Series 365 Professional for Terminal Services with Copilot
Not the copilot š
Xtreme Gaming Machine high quality 4k UHD OLED 8k with HDMI port high quality gaming platform supports 300+ pre-downloaded games ultra wide panoramic wifi 8 with controller (red)
who even uses copilot
Me
a lot less people now
I deleted it day 1
Now the consumer knows what they're consuming perfectly!
They'll use it for 3 months and it'll rot in the cornerš
first-choice went from 18% to 11% as of recent study
Xbox 2 would be very funny actually
I spent like 4 hours trying to delete it off my computer
@robust salmon let's not make comments like that please
yeah it was embedded into everything lol
I use copilot with VS code, found out it can generate JSdoc style code comments, which saves me setting up JSdoc
Right? I was pulling my hair out
X2 would be elegantly marketable, for real.
im convinced not enough people were using copilot so theyre trying to shuve it down our throats now
It's a repackaged xbox 1 s but with a huge 2 sticker on it you cant peel off
I forgot where I found it but on reddit there was a thread where some random dude came up with a Powershell command that got rid of it
idk if my laptop is now hosting a botnet but whatever at least the evil abominable intelligence has been purged
Im not techy enough to know how to do that
I cant help but think of brad pitt when I see your name enzo lol
I hate that Copilot is being shoved into everything, but it has its uses and benefits. If they scale it back, that would be nice
I see now!!!
If MS's enterprise and consumer AI siloes worked together more, they'd benefit.
well im sure its a multi million dollar investment. so if they see people arent using it as much as they projected theyre going push it like crazy
thats at least my train of thought
āPls pls pls use our aiā
Nah I think ill get all my information from Ao3 instead /lh
MS has a captive audience of millions of MS program users that they can market Copilot to, so it's just a matter of time until they refine and hit their stride in growing it. It's a giant and can sustain a marathon.
In other news, I forgot to add Superb Owl snacks to our weekly shopping list last night š
You're a hoot!
I'll need to go out this weekend
I'm excited for the commercials for The Big Game
we really cant say super bowl?
TM
how ridiculous is that
What's so super about my bowl?
it changes color when you add milk
yeah, i feel like there was a lesson to be learned from Cortana. great tool, but not worth annoying a significant chunk of your userbase over
that is super!
man I miss those cereal prizes as a kid
going to the super bowel š
color changing spoons
You can say it all you like, I just find Superb Owl funnier
The unknowing trainee base in space not realizing what is to come
It's just a wink at how rigidly the NFL enforces its copyright and trademark about a term that's embedded in sports culture. You can say it here lol
They gave away little lightsabers with Kellog's cereals when I was a kid.
Got Mace Windu's
back when they used to give you whole matchbox cars in the box
yesss. those little oval toys that wouldnt knock over
GG
i like observing the super bowl from a nonsports nonamerican perspective. you guys have fun with your sportball
I was the reason they say ādont let your kids eat the toys insideā on the boxes
its wild to me cuz youd think any mention of the super bowl would be good for them. forcing people to say the big game seems counterintuitive
but clearly theyre doing fine lol
As soon as the doors are opened and people leave there are at least 17 fist fights
I got this shirt for some of my non-sports-loving friends a while back
for some reason i have the maw completed on legendary lol
and im just playing it
Heās got the spirit!
i guess i'll finish it again then
anyways Glory to the Patriots
albert pujols with the touchdown!
Patriots better win, on some Return of the King type stuff
Bro its scripted we know who is gonna win
It's just one of those things where they have to show they are actively protecting the trademark and copyright on all fronts in order to continually preserve their right to defend it from those who actually would seek to make a profit off it without paying their share to the rightsholder.
Me
Im gonna win
I will go out on the feild.
it better be the Patriots
HS better have Master Chief on the Seahawks sideline
nah Chief wouldn't be on the wrong side of history like that
he'd be a Patriots fan.
Master chiefs favorite sport is volleyball not football
i suppose thats fair for like merchandise and physical media or whatever. But restricting the words āSuper Bowlā is overstepping. you can say The Stanley Cup, or whatever equivalent to other sports
the sticky grenades were deflated
its not his favorite sport but he's smart enough to know that the Patriots are still the GOATs
Patriots post-Brady rebuild has been admirable though. To be back in the SB already is legit praiseworthy.
Time to use something intuitive but no one uses: the NFL Finals.
May they hit a bullseye and win with a birdie
what do you mean you can climb stairs in combat evolved
you cant do this in the rest of the games???
haha NFL Big Game Championship
The flood spore in Chief's brain is consuming
He is forgetting
they will remove this in the remake
The Super Big Game Championship
go oddball
halo 5 griffball is peak
I hope they have fun playing giffball at the humongous champ game with sporty things
the wumbo bowl!
can't forget the ads in between
the main part of the event
I hear that Half Life 3 will be revealed at the super bowl...
Marine #3 from halo 2 will be singing a poor rendition of the unsc anthem
okay i got a road trip ahead of me. later yall āš»
you could just stay on the 'cord while you're driving
gabe newell is gonna drop down from a helicopter to announce it he told me
wingsuit and all
hey hey now its laso time
Wow! Found $100 that's been hidden for a literal decade. From Destiny: The Taken King Collector's Edition. Inflation means I actually hid about $75 in today's dollars. 
we appreciate their effort
Im sorry for your loss or happy for your gain I cant tell
Net gain due to the fact it might as well have not existed anymore. Glass half-full
Fun fact: the last ladders in the entire franchise was in ODST on Oni Alpha Site (the tower where you blow up the bridge)
Toss me that Strange Coin, Xur accepts them again these days and it might help me with getting a new Exotic (It won't)
I thought there were some in Data Hive?
If thatās the case, Iām gonna have a discussion with LNG
your mistake was watching lng
I just looked it up and in his video the last one is in an Infinite MP map
Surely thereās some for show ladders somewhere else in the franchise
There are, but I think they mean usable ladders within gameplay
And not like "The Halo 4 Pelican has rungs on the outside the player character uses to climb in" as that's just an animation which plays when entering the vehicle
"Toss a strange coin to your guardian"

Idk, but it looka like socks
Fake tree's confirmed to exist
just like the birds, all spies
have to do LASO first
not in a million years
The owner of this car wash is a bit shady ngl, so I wouldn't be surprised
His favorite is rugby. Heās not Australian but his Australian friends when he was a kid taught him how to play
H-Heās here.. šš
š
I have those at my work
Whatāll be next after I finish my last battle pass? Hitting hero of course. My reclaimer is at 5/20, so maybe I could get a bit closer to lieutenant?
Idk
cherry
I tried Zero Cherry for the first time yesterday and didn't mind it
I don't think I'll ever be able to get behind flavoured coke
Zero lemon just about gets a pass
just remembered a funny thing i experienced years ago in halo 5
it was on this one map in big team super fiesta and i was piloting the wraith in a map
someone was on the turret, but said person was on my enemy team
i kinda just decided "ykw, you stay there"
i scored kills for my team and he scored kills for his team
yeah thats all
it was echoes
I had a dream in my little nap that I grabbed a 12 pack of light pink cherry sakura coka
Webi wabu night people of Halo
linda game when
PREACH!!
you can finally take it off of your taskbar which made me very happy. i would always misclick and suddenly chatGPT is telling me information about my computer
i need to figure out how to use blender and port my OC's to it and make them do awesome poses like this
I draw mine teehee
okay mr artist
Methinks I should skip school and go back to sleep š¤
you should skip school and stay on discord
my moms gonna be at the doctors all day smh im so boredddd š
Im skipping anyway bc I have to go into work early
For me, the scariest thing that Grok can say is my location(but due to [REDACTED], location is fake, so he doesn't truly know where I am currently)
should set your location to UNSC infinity
i finished fallout yesterday
disappointed with the ending but excited for season 3
almost cried out of excitment when they had a certain reference
Don't call him an artist
It will turn bad, really
Wait what why
are you talking to me or wade
If only I could
What's going on chat
fallout
Noble six in fallout
instantly dies yay
but yeah excited for season 3
enclave is finally the main focus since 1998 š„¹
you've been able to do that for years now
it never let me do it until like a week ago
Oh yeah
That reference was not expected
when that happened that one song played in my head
"kids dont go to school, they dont have a job, but they paid"
you could always remove from the taskbar
it never let me until now
How can kids get Paid
its a song
Whoops my bad
i cant say the first part in here
a j*b
I only Get paid because I'm Voicing characters for someone's Series
u could also do stock
i didnt know you liked fallout @molten pelican
im hyped for season 3
Love fallout
Idk why I Retired from Voice acting
ive only beaten new vegas
gonna beat 3 next and then follow up with the rest
fallout is peak. havent gotten thru much of S2 tho
Voice acting is hard for the first time
when I make a game its gonna be hard to find voice actors
also idk how payment works, do they get paid by hour or can you pay them upfront for X number of lines?
ending was eh.. cool but everything moved slow cause theyre trying to set it up for season 3
I voiced a Character that needed 10+ lines each Episode
Chat is finally active
another excuse for you to not sleep
We do it in the day
Also, it's snowing back again
were you paid by the hour?
what show are you doing?
I don't wanna say it
alright
what if it was from Episode 1 to Episode 67?
67 haha
The show is only going up to episode 50
yeah but 67
Nah
Plus it's the Budget Cuts so that's why we can't continue the series after episode 50
this says a lot about society...
they dont like 67
But we might make another Series after it
Or me and my Team start making Transformers Minchinamas
make a halo show season 3
What if in Douglas Adams' 1979 novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the supercomputer Deep Thought's answer to the Ultimate Question of Live, the Universe, and Everything was 67?
Kids would be laughing at 42 right now probably
they are
theres an instagram meme where some dude make a song about how he has 41 gold. it blew up and people started to say 41 and now he made a 42 song which blew up too
TWO š«“ TWO š«“
hate isnt a strong enough word
TWOOO TWOOO TWOOO
one.... one... one..
a three a threeee a threeee
Halo show was peak youāre just buns
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for the Paramount Halo show at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
I just think the world would be an overall more positive place in the timeline where it was cancelled.
wow
The same timeline where, idk Wit Studio or Bones get to do a full Halo show. If only.
the timeline where Secret Level had that DOOM/Halo crossover episode
it pisses me off that it was never made because MS told them not to make it
instead of got a c*ncord episode š¤¢
idk the details of that but I'd swap the Playstation episode for anything.
See ya later
my theory is that the Playstation episode was a Super Bowl commercial they didn't submit in time
it feels like a super bowl commercial
Biggest letdown was having Helldivers featured that didn't even fire their guns, massive misrepresentation
biggest letdown is that the binge drinking I engaged in after viewing it didn't make me forget about that epsode
then I took a drive to cool down
Got the Warhammer and Unreal Tournament episodes though, both of which were pretty great
Waste of a show
Couldāve been the odst ad but as a fully fledged show
the ODST ad looked cool but like
it would be lowk boring if it was fully adapted into a show
What are you on about lmao
the whole time just aura farming instead of actually getting into a real story like the show
Yea man highly trained troppers dropping straight into a fire fight from orbit would be a boring show
You can have both
The odst game was one of the most intimate stories in halo
it would be cool visually but has no actual story. no character development and no emotional impact like the show had
But there would be lmao
odst was cool but the story was not all that tbh
hello :3
@waxen rose transformer fan spotted
Your telling me people who drop from orbit together and have a shared goal would have no character development on the ship or on the ground
yes
The story was excellent
Am I the go to transformer enjoyer to engage with other transformer enjoyers
Like yes it wasnāt this grand sci fi story like most halls
yes cause idk any other transformer fan other than you and dareal evil father
But it was close and devolved the characters
I see how it is.
it was like less than a minute ad
H8
exactly
so your point means nothing
And you could just make a movie based on the ad imo
oh lmao
okay @naive turret transformer fan joined the server
Like yky could really flesh it out with the plot points it had in ig
Dorito
i felt more with that ad than i did with anything in the show
son š
ODST series would be very compelling if they deviated from the games significantly.
Is this the ODST trailer? It was pretty effective imo.
Too much shaky-cam but still.
Whoās funeral was he at, what was his millatary career like before applying to be an odst, what was training like, what was being an ODST like, who where his squad mates
what do we think chat
aura
Not enough pink
Yea I fw it
looks like a marine cosplaying a spartan
not really
Not enough African colors
Pretty solid, I like that the coating compliments the laurels
make spartans tall again
black and gold is very nice
I fw it
we need consistent halo lore
are you serious
every spartan is like 6'11 and up
I just think that the halo infinite armors look like mega blox toys
and did 3 look any better?
spartans are already tall lmao
Halo the fall of reach is a great halo book but itās high key just amil slop book
I'd make a Shadow of the Collossus joke but
Dont you start hating on my 5ā3 goat Sarah
and some of the grist between ODST and Spartans too: that gritty underappreciated underdog stuff resonates with audiences very well.
YES
they dont look tall in halo infinite
you don't look tall
exactly
they look average except master chief in campaign
Like it could just be a 6 episode series and thatās it
what is bro on about
idk use the mark 4 then
tfw you view Spartan IV's from Chief's perspective and are confused why they aren't taller
There's a Palmer joke to be made here
Linda is taller than chief I enjoy this fact :3
i thought youd me shorter
It would just be like a 6 episode series like the Chernobyl series and thatās it
incorrect! shes 7'0 and hes 7'2
Boy do I care I make stuff up
i care
Let my men be short and my women be tall and I will be happy
I could see that, like the British show format of hour-long episodes but only a few of them: let the audience deep-dive (pun intended) into the story.
spartan 2s are supposed to be the superior spartans and master chief got the cartographer buff from the librarian so in the lore master chiefs evolution is 1000s of years ahead of his augments he got after halo 4
is that with or without shoes on
No socks
Exactly
socks + crocs
im glad the spartan 2 program is over
they arent harming childeren anymore
as a lore master halo needs consistency
Not for long
Master chief wears slides with socks and his helmet when heās not in his suit
Master chief wears kitten socks this is canon
IMO the halo trilogyās story is on par with lotr
holy based
I would love if an ODST show scattered little jokes that wink at the game, like "Just leave it; we're not trash collectors." or "It never rains here."
I'm a fan of that latter part
I'm actually not
Here's one, give me a short about the day in the life of an Oliphant crew.
hello fellow transformers enjoyer
Like after all they are speciel forces so they do more than just drop into a planet from orbit
Or like just dare and bucks relation ship just worded differently
Guten tag
and one of the arcs is about two techs with a crush on each other who never get to see each other until the very end because the vehicle is so huge: love from afar despite being in the same vehicle.
Love to see yuri wowza
we need child soldiers actually
its pinnacle to master chiefs character
Wouldn't be the same without it or smthn
its like changing harry potter to have alive parents
The Librarian's millenia long plan required it you see
its like changing frodo to not be obsessed with the ring and just gives it to sam
Friendship wouldn't be magic without child soldiers
i dont know what weird point your making but character consistency matters its why halo tv show failed
IMO the gears of war trilogy is a better and more consistent story with better replayability than the halo trilogy, even if i love halo more
thats fair
I agree
i feel like the halo trilogy in terms of story was ruined by 3
I heard that bungie didnāt know if they were gonna make the next halo game
Yes 3 def had the weakest story
Scream if you hate halo 3ās campaign
RAHHHHH
the trilogy also had terrible level design tbh
the only thing that kept me replaying was ce and 2s story
3 had a bad story so i never had the motivation to replay it
halo 2 had it all including campaign easter eggs and fun weapons rewarded for players who explore the sandbox
Hello
3 had some good missions but they were kinda meaningless
gears of war had a pretty consistent story plus gameplay and level design
Especially the first ones
Played it once and that was good enough for me āļø
still does too (ignore gears 5)
I think Gears got better over time in terms of story
Really fun to play but your like the savior of humanity and your fighting in a jungle
Anyone want to play with me?
Like you just got back from the covenant holy city fighting the covenant and the flood
gears has had a great story since 1 imo. 5 was terrible but E-Day looks promising
If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:
#lfg-competitive ā For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social ā For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other ā For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-espaƱol ā Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categorĆa de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams ā To help you find a team or secure some scrims
Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.
It's between 5 and 4 for me for best story. I think 1 was the weakest
gears 1 absolute bangar
5 was a lot of fun: one of the best co-op adventures I've had.
gears 5 was like halo 5. great ideas bad execution
2 was a big improvement over 1 for me, and 3 was an even bigger improvement
PLEWSE BE TALKING ABOUT GEARS
2 is my fav out of the trilogy
This is like listening to persona fans argue over which one is best
Me 2
W8
i'm sitting here, in awe that y'all think halo 3 is weak š
H5 was excellent MP execution though, undisputed.
hot take judgement was better than gears 1 and ill die on that hill
top 3 gears
100%
ohhhhkay now we know your opinion is from outer space.
Halo 5 was a great sci fi fps game
lmao i was waiting for it
But a terrible halo game
hot take: halo 4 has an awesome campaign
i will throw a chair
I'd take Judgment over 1
TRUEEE
dang 1 was really bad then!
still to go through the gears games properly
1's dated
Halo 5 I love you so so so much but you needed more time in the oven
judgement was not bad you guys just dont know how to take a simple story

