general-chat

[analog knot]

This emote in Fortnite is going to be great

[latent pewter]

Did they add Regular Show to Fortnite?

[analog knot]

On Friday the 30th

https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2015920632538792435

[latent pewter]

We stray further from God every time we get a Fortnite collab

[analog knot]

If you have never played it, you should give it a try 😄

[hybrid plover]

god has been gone for almost 2 years now

[latent pewter]

I have, I deleted it cuz I fell out of liking it, the only reason I'd get it nowadays is to play the Lego mode

[latent pewter]

Nah god's been gone since 2016 when Harambe got 360 no scoped

[hybrid plover]

dawg that was 10 years ago

[latent pewter]

I know

[hybrid plover]

hurricane tortilla

[latent pewter]

I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!

If we wanna fix the world we must sacrifice 10,000 baby naked mole rats to bring back Harambe to fix the world

That or find the missing crabs in Alaska

[hybrid plover]

bruv

[vagrant kettle]

Can we get Kenny Loggins to do the Halo 7 soundtrack

HIIIIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

[vagrant kettle]

Wow ok so we don’t like Kenny Loggins?

😢

[chrome thicket]

No.

[odd anchor]

Uh

[chrome heart]

I feel a little out of place when I use melee in odst it's just weird

[odd anchor]

Good night people of Halo 😴

[chrome heart]

Brute plasma rifle op actually

So I rather use rifle than spiker in odst

[vale wren]

My playstyle was meleeing the smaller targets or dumping half the mag into a brute and then meleeing to finish the job

And carrying another weapon for farther engagements ofc

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[sinful laurel]

wheres the halo poll i must submit my input so halo is fixed

[drowsy sorrel]

Who wants to play Halo original combat evolved online PC with me?

[drowsy sorrel]

Please?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[drowsy sorrel]

ITS ONLY LFG THOUGH!

Who wants to play Halo original combat evolved online PC with me?! Please?!

[misty marsh]

old laso partner sucks, looking for a new one

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[misty marsh]

WHO DID THAT

dont even

[hybrid plover]

why do all my controllers get stick drift 😔

are elite controllers better about stick drift?

[faint mantle]

Mine hasn't gotten stick drift, but it's because I put it in a drawer.

[hybrid plover]

well im freaking tired of spending bags on controllers. Ive got a whole graveyard of awesome controllers with bad stick drift

ive even bought the little kit to take them apart and clean it. but it rarely works

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[misty marsh]

U weren't meant to read that

Nvm he still sucks idc if he reads it

[obsidian wyvern]

K

[misty marsh]

That stung also stop copying me

[obsidian wyvern]

itso *.°

[meager linden]

Damn, that's interesting

[misty marsh]

That's just lost the plot

[obsidian wyvern]

you jumped the gun

[misty marsh]

I was emotionally vulnerable

[simple wave]

Alright doing an extended firefight session tonight

Get frontlines even closer to done

[sinful laurel]

let me put you on to new controller technology... introducing Hall Effect controllers

0 stick drift 100x more accuracy it uses magnets so it will never break

[balmy pagoda]

If you want a good brand for hall effect, use Gamesir.
Very reliable. And good quality.

[obsidian wyvern]

still running on that laso high, id never be rude to you

[misty marsh]

We're so cracked actually

First try too, no one would believe us

[soft pasture]

dude im so hungry i can eat the flood

the flood would unironically taste good. i feel like they would taste tender and earthy

[obsidian wyvern]

0 deaths on cortana or halo 💪

finished each under 14:58

[misty marsh]

DREAMTEAM DREAM DUO US

False alarm guys I never needed a new laso partner

[obsidian wyvern]

😤

[simple wave]

3220 to finish off the session… I am so awful at firefight…

clearly trying to get a perfection okay???

[prime ruin]

Mashallah

[sinful laurel]

mashallah

grok what does mashallah mean

[half thorn]

It’s a beautiful and versatile phrase! Mashallah (Arabic: مَا شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ) literally translates to "God has willed it" or "What God has willed."
In daily conversation, it's used as an expression of appreciation, joy, or praise when someone sees something beautiful or hears good news.

[plush glen]

I got copyright claim for my halo video.. bc of one part where theme was playing

[rare cedar]

Who was the claim issued by

[plush glen]

I already just clicked trip audio but it said like 3 letter name i think umg

[rare cedar]

Gotcha. I know there are companies that are not associated with the game who copyright strike.

[plush glen]

Welp its only copyright claim nothing much it doesn't affect me

[jade gust]

Gotta be careful about who you'll encounter when looking down a tunnel https://youtu.be/p83dC3UlDyM?

[fluid igloo]

Whats the best way to report a cheater in MCC ? got video of it

[rare cedar]

Halo support

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[rare cedar]

Click link

[brave oyster]

Alright the ice machine is thawing out, whats good chat

[fluid igloo]

Thanks

[kind hedge]

Why are you in doubt bro?

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[chrome heart]

Can you please tell me how smart do you think the person who did the captcha when entering mcc

The one who checked it, how well it works, the one who gave the task

[fluid igloo]

Huh?

[kind hedge]

Absolute in Doubt

[fluid igloo]

its a song

[kind hedge]

Oh ok , that clears it up

[fiery fossil]

Random question, but what is everyone’s opinion on halo coming to PlayStation?

[rare cedar]

It’s great

Let the PS folks explore the world of Halo

My hope is the next one they put out for PS is multiplayer

Like H2

[kind hedge]

Good new way to get new players and Generation Z experience halo

Also salute to you six

[brave oyster]

Console wars are over

[kind hedge]

They are only over if now Marvel Spiderman would come to Xbox

[brave oyster]

Fair point

[warped goblet]

It’s wonderful. The community should cherish the idea of sharing games, not isolating them. Now, people on the PS will get to play upcoming Halo projects

[blazing cave]

I can’t wait to play Halo CE

[trim saddle]

[fierce carbon]

halo is my favorite game but persons don play this great game

[candid tusk]

We'll see. I've got a fence position where I won't be surprised if it bombs like Gears Reloaded on PS did. Without it being MCC ported, idk... If it goes well, that's cool, great even, but it's a small package compared to a lot of more modern stuff being released, and even with the modern enhancements, it's gonna be under the boomer shooter view for a lot of TikTok brains.

[candid tusk]

Must have lost the reply at some point, but this is what the above was for.

[viral ocean]

I mean xbox finna be getting all of playstation's exclusives soon (the xbox x steam console)

[wise pecan]

Hi chat

[hollow vine]

Im feeling abit evil today

[candid tusk]

Hopefully only a little mischief. Don't do crimes.

[jade gust]

We already have one resident evil here, we don't need more

[naive turret]

I just keep thinking of the way Leon styles on that one zombie

[jade gust]

He really doesn't need to be as flashy as he's being

[analog knot]

LEONNNN

[jade gust]

But it's Leon Kennedy so he's always going to be extra when fighting the undead

[molten pelican]

Yes he does

[jade gust]

I'm also gonna assume he's been training with Chris given how big he is in Requiem

[normal owl]

I was reading that the dual protagonists makes Leon's sections really cathartic as you crush the zombies that were previously nearly impossible to take down and you had to be really wary of.

[analog knot]

Wait. Follow me. Wait.

[jade gust]

Aye, but I imagine you'll likely get a point where Grace is allowed to go rambo on the zombies. Either late in the game or via the bonus weapons with infinite ammo (Which I am assuming will be there)

[naive turret]

I'm sure they're going for like a RE7 / RE4R contrast

[jade gust]

That is exactly what they're going for

[naive turret]

But I think Village also set a precedent that gives room mechanically for Grace to be pretty competent after a buildup

[hasty zinc]

maybe another 6 inches of snow this weekend -_-

[naive turret]

You better get the salt shakers out

[hasty zinc]

and the 10+ inches we got isn't going to melt by then because it's too cold

gonna be a snow sandwich with a nice layer of ice in the middle

[analog knot]

2 feet on the ground here, another 3in this weekend

[hasty zinc]

geeez

[analog knot]

3 inches not feet. whoops. I can finally give the snow blower a workout. Or its giving me one.

[candid solar]

Oh hell yeah

[meager linden]

Snow it's not worse thing
The worst thing it's ice rain, where everything freezing in touch
The poles, wires, trees branches...

[candid tusk]

Ice rain isn't the worst thing. Apocalyptic meteor, where everything incinerates on impact and the atmosphere is clouded for hundreds of years... Now that's dangerous.

[hasty zinc]

we're not that lucky

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/HVpu.gif

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[molten pelican]

Shoveling the driveway was hell, just blocks of ice

[waxen rose]

My two favorite things!
Shoveling and back pain!

[waxen rose]

Will this effect the trout population?

[candid tusk]

Massively.

[waxen rose]

No… this can’t be…

[viral ocean]

NO

NO ITS SO OVER

[candid tusk]

You sing it sister.

[waxen rose]

That rock in the sky is getting bigger

[viral ocean]

bro Im grounded again for no reason at all

[candid tusk]

By your current behavior, where I've only just met you, I don't believe you.

[waxen rose]

“No reason at all” and it's because you launched your controller into a $2,000 tv after you lost a match in fortnite

[viral ocean]

no, my dad is very like paranoid a lot of times and he hates that I talk to random ppl online and he has been like really ticked off lately idk why

but he jus said that he didnt want me on my pc for "a while" bc i "need a break" even though I just got ungrounded a few days ago and I have barely been on anyway bc of events

AND he wants to put my pc downstairs

[candid tusk]

PCs belong in the family room, it's true facts, brought to you by Fact TV.

[waxen rose]

I would be paranoid too with this oversharing

[waxen rose]

That's how I grew up when I played roblox
Its just common sense

[candid tusk]

The internet isn't a place for children, in all honesty. If you're under your dad's roof, and clearly under 18, you really shouldn't be talking to strangers online.

[viral ocean]

well you asked and said you didnt believe me so I thought I was suppsoed to say a reason

[viral ocean]

all in all that is fair Ig but like, think off one kid who is 15 AND CANT BE ONLINE LIKE THAT

[candid tusk]

I would think that that kid's got a promising future in real world skills.

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[waxen rose]

I think it's nice your father cares about you enough to look out for you

[quick depot]

nice profile pic

[meager linden]

Thanks

[viral ocean]

no, he knows I dont have irl friends, bc tehy CHOSE to flicking homeschool me and wont let me go to school, so i can barely make friends, and friends that I could possibly make irl dont live near me and he knows that mosto fm y firends are online

like that is what I am saying, this isnt a protective thing idk what he is on, like I feel like this def crosses atleast A LINE

[waxen rose]

That's a small line then ig

[normal owl]

While obviously family matters will never be resolved in a Discord server, and it is definitely frustrating to feel like something you enjoy is being taken away for a while: your dad has lived much longer, knows a lot about the world that you may not know yet, and obviously cares about you first and foremost. If he did not care about you, he would just give you whatever kept you happy and quiet, but instead he is doing something that displeases someone he cares about very much (you) in order to look out for what's best for you in the bigger picture. We aren't going anywhere and we'll be here for more fun when you return!

[waxen rose]

The old and wisened father figure:

Maybe im evil when i say this but be greatful your dad loves you enough to ground you

[normal owl]

That said, we should move on to another topic in order to not dwell on outside drama.

[viral ocean]

yea I know my bad, I jus needed to rant Ig. bye chat I might be back in march or april

[candid tusk]

Freak, how's your day so far? Early, I know, but full of possibility.

[waxen rose]

I got 11 hours of sleep and im still tired

[candid tusk]

It's time for scissors then.

[waxen rose]

WHAT

[normal owl]

All good! We're sorry you have to be gone for a while, but we'll definitely be here when you return, and then it'll be even more exciting to be in the server because it'll be a little closer to the release of another Halo game. It'll be great timing.

[waxen rose]

Do not cut my hair dont do it

[candid tusk]

(They don't realize what they wrote.)

[waxen rose]

Oh im dyslexic

I just realised 😭

[quick depot]

what time would you have gone to sleep?

[waxen rose]

Are you asking when I went to sleep or when I would've liked to

In that case I wanna sleep all day every day like a little snail in its shell

[quick depot]

i mean what time you went to sleep. most would want to sleep all day

where i’m from we usually go to sleep around 10 PM if you’re an adult

[obsidian wyvern]

ranged forms being able to push u back this much is so dumb

[waxen rose]

I mean sure
I passed out at 7 after work

I've been unusually tired lately idk

[quick depot]

it is dumb but also kinda looks funny

[quick depot]

that’s likely a cause of stress

[waxen rose]

This is what happens when you’re dareal’s friend 😔

[quick depot]

r.i.p

[obsidian wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078465813062893590/1463978607381708873/makesweet-wlyxmy.gif

[waxen rose]

Muted

[obsidian wyvern]

lol?

didnt see that happen

[waxen rose]

Yeah he is blocked by modmail so he doesn't know why

[steady jolt]

Not a conversation we need to have here

[candid solar]

Nah that's actually supposed to be another deep lore cut by bungie. God they were brilliant.

[obsidian wyvern]

im salty more than anything, it was sorta funny

[misty marsh]

Actually pmo

We wouldve got that first try if it weren't for those rats

[steady jolt]

Actually, to clarify this one point - as far as I can see, they're not

[amber mirage]

Does modmail even have the ability to block someone?

[normal owl]

They may have previously blocked Modmail.

[candid solar]

I mean it's a discord account so I'd assume so?

[obsidian wyvern]

we did get it first try

[amber mirage]

It's a discord account, but it's also a bot isn't it? I'd be kinda surprised if the bot had the function to block people

[obsidian wyvern]

he probably disallowed dms from accounts he isnt friends with or something

[normal owl]

I ignored my MS points for a long time until today I looked at what I could redeem: half the price of Forza Horizon 6, not bad!

[steady jolt]

Nice

[obsidian wyvern]

i shouldve done that

[quick depot]

Awesome

[naive turret]

I should've been more dilligent about collecting mine but ah well

[obsidian wyvern]

actually no i couldnt have because of steam

[misty marsh]

It would've been a smoother first try, no delays

[steady jolt]

I've got £59 sitting if I redeem right now, going to keep saving for a bit

[normal owl]

Would that have been better for me to do? I saw that I had some kind of level 2 discount for 10% and was fearful of losing it without knowing why, so I redeemed what I could.

[obsidian wyvern]

you get it for getting like 200 points in that month, so its really easy to get

[normal owl]

ah ok

[steady jolt]

Yeah, you can only ever lose level 2 if you just don't search for a month

[normal owl]

huh that's interesting, I haven't been on Bing in ages, so maybe something else adds points, like Xbox purchases.

[waxen rose]

I know you’d rather not complete this covo here so maybe I could dm you?

[steady jolt]

Yep, purchases count

[normal owl]

ah that's it then

[faint mantle]

I don't have fancy schmancy Microsoft points to show off but I do have this

[steady jolt]

Not discussing the moderation of others via DM

or at all really

[waxen rose]

Sneeze okay

[normal owl]

dang! I get like 3 points from the Play Points req pack thing in the Play Store app haha

[faint mantle]

One time I got 900 and that was what jumped me to platinum

[obsidian wyvern]

what do u even use those points on

[steady jolt]

Oh, you also get points from playing on Xbox

Like doing the daily, weekly and monthly game pass quests

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah the only way i get my points is bby playing 5 days on pc

[normal owl]

So my morning Xbox while spinning is actually doing something valuable

[faint mantle]

Right now, nothing.
I've accumulated them from all my audiobook purchases from Warhammer, but I can only use the points on purchases for silly games. So it's not really worth it for an adult like me.

[obsidian wyvern]

im seeing u can use it for google play credit

[normal owl]

Now hang on, if you can use those on games, I'm going to start Where Winds Meet soon because it's not on Xbox, so I could use Play Points for in-game credits on a game?

[steady jolt]

Check the rewards section of your profile on the console. You get more points if you keep up streaks, you can earn quite a bit every week

[normal owl]

Thank you good sir

[faint mantle]

There's store credit, but it's like credit card points

[normal owl]

hm ok

[faint mantle]

I... don't know, I don't see the option to do so on the store page

[amber mirage]

The best value is usually if you play a game that directly supports Play Point items that you want, otherwise it's the Play Credit

[obsidian wyvern]

tcgp uses it

[normal owl]

ahhh ok thank you for that

[amber mirage]

I haven't played TCGP in 11 months

I don't know why I remember that I last played it in February

[faint mantle]

Yeah, no. If the game supported the store points, it would be on this list.

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah im seeing ur last login was over 7 days ago for months lol

[obsidian wyvern]

i think it only shows up if u have hte game in your library

[waxen rose]

Im giggling
Watermelon maker 💔

[faint mantle]

Great point

[normal owl]

I heard that game is kind of a g-rind.

[faint mantle]

I don't have watermelon maker

[waxen rose]

Im coughing

[faint mantle]

If you have it in your library, it shows up on top.

Otherwise, it's listed in alphabetical order.

[waxen rose]

I wish I had a square watermelon so I could just stare at it in wonder and not eat it

[amber mirage]

I've never seen a game on my list that I didn't install before

[faint mantle]

I have NEVER played these

[waxen rose]

Train king tycoon😭
Aegis lure spotted

[hearty flame]

As an old Humble regular, I have played maybe 1/3 to 1/4 of my Steam library

Some I have installed only to never launch them and then uninstall

One game I intentionally did not play for 5 years

[hasty zinc]

I've been saving mine too so I can redeem for pokemon TCG pocket

[waxen rose]

I hope I win the poke lottery for the Pokemon theme park

[hasty zinc]

I'm so hyped for Pokémon Pokopia

[waxen rose]

It looks nice but def not 70 bucks nice

But I hope you have fun playing it aegis

[hasty zinc]

hope it's good! 🤞

I've been playing Cyberpunk on the switch lately

it actually runs pretty well and is a blast playing it on a handheld

[waxen rose]

Im surprised there’s still cyberpunk players
Not that it's a bad game, just surprised is all

[hasty zinc]

I played it when it first launched

but then nintendo accidentally listed the ultimate edition for $17 so I snatched it up

[waxen rose]

I think thats their top selling game in the store since they accidentally put it at 17 LOL

[amber mirage]

We were talking Google Play. Steam is a completely different story for me.

[hasty zinc]

yeah I saw the post, and flew to my switch to buy. They fixed it like 2 hours later

[waxen rose]

At least you got the steal

[hasty zinc]

yee

[amber mirage]

I picked it up too

[waxen rose]

I bet someone got fired though LOL

[amber mirage]

Probably just going to play it on my Xbox though

[hasty zinc]

being able to lay in bed and blast heads off is so nice

[amber mirage]

I've only used my Switch 2 on a flight

Need to get back around to it, but other games are taking priority right now

[waxen rose]

Like halo 2

Play halo 2 NOW
Halo 2 TODAY

[amber mirage]

I'm good

[hasty zinc]

I got kirby for switch 2 for christmas that I need to get through as well

[indigo fossil]

i am watermelon

[meager linden]

Cyberpunk better than Witcher 3

[hasty zinc]

I agree

I tried playing through Witcher 3 like 12 times now

[waxen rose]

Wade I bought the diablo collection is it goated or not I need an answer before I dedicate 170 hours to it

[hasty zinc]

same with RDR2

[meager linden]

I played only Diablo 4, can't say about other game titles

[indigo fossil]

my star wars ahh brain thought that said r2d2

[waxen rose]

My favorite game… mentioned… (dont tell CE)

[hasty zinc]

It's just.. idk

I played the first one and absolutely loved it

[amber mirage]

Witcher 3 was my favorite game when it came out. Then RDR2 took that spot

[waxen rose]

My dad got it for me as a half birthday gift (diablo 4 and the collection) is it awesome

[hasty zinc]

plus I don't have it on steam, I only have it on the rockstar launcher

[meager linden]

Diablo 4 worth for playing

[hasty zinc]

and I think that's the major roadblock, I don't want to download and install the launcher lol

[meager linden]

I'm currently waiting for new DLC

[waxen rose]

Arthur morgan my hero

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes

[normal owl]

"Game on. This week an artist turned the lobby ceiling of a New York skyscraper into a gigantic version of the videogame Pong that anyone can play.

Walk into One Liberty Plaza in the city’s Financial District and look up: Suspended nearly 32 feet high along the ceiling is “A::Light (Atari Light),” a grid of 144 square white lights that at first glance give off an ordinary office-light glow. But each square is actually connected to a hidden computer console along with a pair of wired, hand-held controllers sitting on the coffee table below, offering passersby a chance to play the classic Atari game of ping pong. " --WSJ

[amber mirage]

Do I have to pay?

[waxen rose]

What does one liberty mean

[amber mirage]

Name of the place

[waxen rose]

no like

I know it's the place but💔

[normal owl]

It says it's free for anyone who's in the lobby to pick up and play.

[candid tusk]

$10 to enter the lobby.

[normal owl]

in NYC? That's a bargain.

[candid tusk]

$300 for the taxi to get there.

[waxen rose]

In nyc? That's a slice of pizza 🩷

[amber mirage]

Good thing I'm not a tourist

[muted rose]

I’ve found people tend to over exaggerate Witcher 3 in general

[amber mirage]

1.5 slices

[waxen rose]

You’re the rat in the sewer and I support that

[muted rose]

It’s good but people give the wrong impression with what they say

[amber mirage]

People overexaggerate about everything. That's why you take everything with a grain of salt

[waxen rose]

Too much salt and you have a dry situation

[muted rose]

It’s chronic in witcher 3’s case, it’s got a case of ODST-itus

[hasty zinc]

rok, you ever have NY Pizza Suprema?

[amber mirage]

I think so. Is that the one by Madison Square Garden?

So many pizza spots in NY for me to remember which is which

[hasty zinc]

yeah

it was pretty good

[amber mirage]

Okay it is. I have been

Yeah. Their plain slice was good but nothing special. They had a white slice that I think was the best I ever had.

[hasty zinc]

had some lady yell through the window that she doesn't give them permission to use her identity to sell pizza, so that was interesting

[amber mirage]

But also, they're on the pricy side

[quick depot]

is NY as fun as it’s portrayed ?

[hasty zinc]

yeah it's expensive

[amber mirage]

I guess it depends on the person. It's definitely not for everyone.

[waxen rose]

I give them permission
Use a branding iron and put MY face on overpriced pizza

[hasty zinc]

it didn't help that it was july and sweltering

[waxen rose]

New yorkers get a little quirky and the sun bakes their brains for too long

[quick depot]

most people visit my country given its similar to NY

in terms of high crime but having a fun, vibrant culture

I presume NY would be pretty good to at least try visiting

[waxen rose]

Its a nice place to visit, sure
I passed through it mostly to get to lobster fest but it does have its pros and cons definitely

[amber mirage]

I'd say make sure you have a plan before visiting. Just to make sure you can actually do the stuff you're interested in.

[hasty zinc]

I don't go there very often, last year was in passing but the last time I was there before that, the new WTC wasn't even halfway built

[amber mirage]

I'm still salty you didn't tell me you were in my neck of the woods

[waxen rose]

one-time visit was super scary bc I got into a random yellow car that wasnt a taxi on accident but yeah #awarenessofarock

[obsidian wyvern]

rok didn't tell me he was in England 20 years ago

[quick depot]

is there any language you should know before visiting NY?

[candid tusk]

Ainu.

[quick depot]

i am not from the US but I know English obviously

[quick depot]

i like your profile pic. it’s funny

[candid tusk]

Thanks, I aim to please.

[waxen rose]

How to scream at someone in a new jerseyian accent

[naive turret]

Italian maybe. I feel like English should get you by though.

[amber mirage]

You only need English

[obsidian wyvern]

depends if you want to go in the sewers

[waxen rose]

Gotta speak turtle then

[amber mirage]

Then you need to speak turtle

[quick depot]

Italian for the turtles?

[candid tusk]

Cowabunga.

[quick depot]

oh wait they’re not Italian they just like pizza for some reason

[waxen rose]

Because they're teenagers

[quick depot]

true

[meager linden]

Why January is going for so long???
It should February already be

[candid tusk]

You haven't hibernated enough. Three days remain.

[normal owl]

Just because I like you, I'll make that happen. Give me 4 days: will be done by Monday.

[amber mirage]

There was a big wave of Italian immigration in the New York/New Jersey area that is part of the reason the area is known for pizza.

I haven't had pizza elsewhere in the country, but everyone who has tells me it doesn't come close.

[quick depot]

interesting. I’ve only had pizza in my country and Italy but i am eager to try NY’s

[hearty flame]

Attorney high key the most powerful person on Earth

But wait until you meet the most powerful person on Venus. They could turn that 4 days into years.

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ganger-gif-17108601567525321981

Snow still on the ground? Back to my warm and cozy cave hidden deep in the earth

[hearty flame]

I'm being reduced to "Snow on the ground? Back to bed" but I gotta get up for real

[waxen rose]

I hate this society
They’re making us get out of our warm caves during WINTER when we should be sleeping

Sincerely, a very angry bear

[tawny grove]

havent played this game since 2023 but still joined

wass goin on

[jade gust]

Not too much, just vibing before I get back on with the grind for the Hero rank

[heavy junco]

I just saw a bear come out of a cave except it was in the bathroom of a gay bar in Chicago

[waxen rose]

Laughed so hard I spilled my drink😭

[shrewd kettle]

@grand estuary embra

[tawny grove]

infinite ?

[molten pelican]

ʎǝɥ

[floral pollen]

I see you're Australian now

[meager linden]

We now can see the reverse Spork before GTA 6

[jade gust]

Aye, in Infinite

[merry star]

I am Bunggoy and I hate Halo Reach

[candid solar]

Based

[merry star]

you are smarter than the average bear

[odd anchor]

Alfredo noodles

[waxen rose]

Remember that one bear who ate 42 trout in 10 hours? That’s about 36,000 calories

[merry star]

he plays Halo 2 now

[ocean herald]

why upside down

[waxen rose]

Probably is visiting Sydney

[ocean herald]

that's crazy because i was literally setting up a joke lmao

i was going to wait for him to reply and then say "can someone from australia read this back to me"

[waxen rose]

“Sorry, I dont speak Australian” 😭

[merry star]

Everyone in Australia is dead thanks to Infinite

[molten pelican]

ʎɹǝuǝɔs ɟo ǝƃuɐɥƆ

[ocean herald]

can someone from australia read this back to me

😔

[waxen rose]

Someone please flip him back he is speaking in tounges

[molten pelican]

ǝlᴉɥʍ ɐ ɹoℲ

[simple wave]

How the heck…

[waxen rose]

How’s the warm weather?

[meager linden]

I heard in Australia is currently very hot

Wish I had the same weather
Not upcoming -30°C

[waxen rose]

71 f in Sydney that seems about right

[viral dune]

Why sell the worst game

[merry star]

look into a mirror and know your rage will never be warranted

[simple wave]

It was 38F this morning

Australia is in summer while US is in winter.

[molten pelican]

ʎnƃ sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl I

[thick furnace]

next halo game should have a cutscene of fred being dipped in acid

[hasty zinc]

I think the low tonight is 2F

[waxen rose]

People who say this are… guyllpp
Halo 3 enjoyers

[waxen rose]

WHAT NO STOP PLEASE

[merry star]

best pranks in history, what if when Joe is on Vacation Marty writes the story

[waxen rose]

M*rty writes something that doesn't make him the main character? Impossible

[thick furnace]

halo 3 anniversary when

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-the-hat-thatd-be-me-that-would-be-me-jumpscare-alec-baldwin-gif-25485879

[merry star]

I mean he killed all the other MCs

[waxen rose]

He’s riiiggghhhht behind me isnt he…

[thick furnace]

every1 wants ts

[waxen rose]

Every1 being Cali and no one else
FAKE NEWS

[thick furnace]

cali like

[candid tusk]

They didn't specify the strength of acid. Could be a cool acid wash for the armor.

[thick furnace]

my username

[final valley]

So. I’ve done Halo 2 on legendary co-op in under 3 hours but I didn’t get the speedrun achievement

[merry star]

pretty sure it just takes your best par times and calculates, takes a while to pop

Did you get a 2 minute uprising

[waxen rose]

Is this a Cali-cool reference?

[final valley]

I’ve counted my best times from from both solo and co-op and it’s 2:40 hours

I got a 1:50 minute on uprising

[merry star]

oh good

[waxen rose]

Its the one they used on doom slayer in the hit doom eternal prequel: the dark ages

[merry star]

takes a while to pop then, give it a day

[final valley]

Thanks

[candid tusk]

Sadly not familiar.

[final valley]

I’m willing to do the other speedrun achievements and perhaps a LASO playthrough

[merry star]

check out what luigi said https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/dosomf/halo_2_monopolized_co_op_achievement_issues/

[waxen rose]

The acid they use in chili

[merry star]

LASO is very fun take it from Bunggoy, start with a 4 person LASO runthrough of H3

[thick furnace]

i want fred DEAD

[candid tusk]

Oh. That's not nice.

[merry star]

I beat Reach LASO the day it dropped on xbox.... good times

Think I was done in the first 6 hours

[waxen rose]

I hope Linda gets a job

[jade gust]

What did Fred do to you?

[thick furnace]

i hope hes fired and loses his spartan augments then he gets a job as a school janitor

[jade gust]

Her job is being the best

[thick furnace]

then i hope he gets glassed

[waxen rose]

I hope Linda says “bye halo”in halo 7 and you NEVER see her EVER AGAIN

[merry star]

your GOAT was shot to pieces and was in a coma for all the games haha

[thick furnace]

fred reference since fred never helps out

[thick furnace]

she got shot since she was actually fighting unlike fred

[jade gust]

She was only dead for Combat Evolved, she got better before Halo 2

[waxen rose]

Fred fought unlike Linda

Linda was busy watching greys anatomy season 98

[jade gust]

Nah, Linda would likely be watching something else

[mossy light]

Hi guys!

I've recently become a Halo fan after I had no graphics card on my PC and I was forced to find games that could run solely on my CPU and thus thinking about playing Halo CE. It was an absolute blast, I loved that game.

Already played Halo 2, and now I'm playing Halo 3...

But there's a thing that is bugging me a lot.

I'm tired of Grunts running in cowardice, fleeing the battle. Their whole combat potential wasted after watching one of their comrads dying.

So, is there any mod for the Halo Master Chief Collection that changes the Grunts AI so that they never stop fighting. Who knows, maybe one where they can stop crying like little babies?

[waxen rose]

Linda hates the office, friends, golden girls, and all other sitcoms

[jade gust]

Meanwhile Kelly is just having fun listening to Queen

[waxen rose]

Kelly loves the golden girls
These girls will never get along

[thick furnace]

THATS WHY SHES THE GOAT!

[waxen rose]

WHOMEVER HATES GOLDEN GIRLS IS EVIL

[merry star]

unyielding hyrophant was not important she wasnt needed

[jade gust]

Someone could likely develop a mod like that but part of the fun with the Grunts is that they're not great fighters who do run away

[merry star]

you have an evil soul

[jade gust]

They wouldn't have made it off the Uneven Elephant were it not for Linda sniping Banshees while hanging from a cable

[thick furnace]

notice how fred has no cool unique gun

[mossy light]

At this point, is has become a repetitive and unfun cannon fodder for me

[mossy light]

I'm not sure that not wanting to steal candy from children could be considered evil, but you do you

[floral pollen]

Iirc there is a skull that does that, but I can't remember which one
I wanna say it's Tilt? But I can't remember

[jade gust]

Tilt just changes the damage resistances if I recall

[mossy light]

An in-game way of making them stop that?, interesting.

Is that in HALO 3?

[merry star]

if you have access to Halo 3 just use the skull that makes them refuse to run away - Anger

[jade gust]

Neither does Chief

[merry star]

Tilt is only cool in ODST where it makes bullets bounce

[floral pollen]

Should be, I think it's in at least most of the games
Again, I forget the name, but the description is basically just that enemies never flee and stuff

[jade gust]

It bounces?! Who designs a gun that bounces?

[waxen rose]

Guns are way too easy
Like if you really think about it it's a cheap way to execute an enemy and honestly it's brutish
There's an art to knives

[low wedge]

ricochet

[merry star]

literally splaser

[jade gust]

Next you're gonna say knives "aren't as clumsy or as random as a firearm; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

[jade gust]

Most people don't think of Halo Legends when it comes to Blue Team

And even in The Package, Fred is remembered for his knives

[merry star]

Fred is Red team actually

[waxen rose]

Would I be wrong if I said that

[waxen rose]

We dont spread misinformation on Wednesdays
Fridays only

[merry star]

Notably, Fred served as the leader of Red Team during the Fall of Reach, which ultimately saw the highest single operation death count of

[foggy flint]

Y'all I'm so stoked

I'm more than halfway done printing my Halo armor off of my 3d printer

All that needs to be printed is the codpiece, the back portion, the shins and boots

[merry star]

what is the build

[foggy flint]

So it's going to be a mix of parts from different games, but it's mainly Helljumper due to the style. I'll have the Scout Helm from Halo 4/5, and the Helljumper (Buck) pieces are going to include the chest, back, thighs, shins, forearms, hand plates, and boots from Halo 5. I'm pairing that with the security shoulders from Reach, and Noble 6's bicep armor

[merry star]

awesome

however the shoulders and the biceps are not good for me and I cant stand by it. I am Bunggoy and I hate Halo Reach

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[mossy light]

I can't find any skull called Anger, there's one called Angry that increases the enemy rate of fire, there's one called "That's Just... Wrong" skull, also known as the Whuppopotamus, but it seems to not be on HALO 3 and seems to only be available on legendary, at least I can't find any online guide to find it.

What's the exact name of the skull that makes Grunts not flee?

[jade gust]

It should say what each skull does in the menu for selecting skulls

[mossy light]

I think I found one called Tough Luck

I now need to find how to select them

[foggy flint]

Good thing they're for me

[merry star]

its PEAK

[tacit atlas]

is there a lore reason why the mission the oracle sucks so much balls

[amber mirage]

The prophets gave Arbiter the worst missions

It was his punishment

[dawn juniper]

Your bio 😭

[amber mirage]

That's why Arbiter's missions are much better quality after he rebels

[tacit atlas]

wowzers tank for this lore infomration, wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spare solar]

Just a quick question, IF the watchdog coating came to the exchange, would we get the neo one aswell?

[dawn juniper]

Watchdog would never come to the exchange

[spare solar]

Because theres one for the rank which is ridiculous and one for poessing the original one

[jade gust]

No clue but I imagine they'll never bring Watchdog to the Exchange

[spare solar]

How come? Isnt it a promo item or something?

[jade gust]

Like, of all the coatings, Watchdog and Watchdog Neo are the only ones which shouldn't be added

[jade gust]

They were rewards for people who hit 152 in Halo 5

[spare solar]

What about red shift? Because theres also shred shigt

Shift I meant

[dawn juniper]

Who knows. Nobody even knows if they’ll exchange again though

[spare solar]

I'm sorry for going on but theres other weekly rewarda and promos to bring back, parade ground I had to get off ebay

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-arbiter-halo-arbiter-gif-15782851

Punishment by funny electrocution gif

[spare solar]

All others are 600+ pounds on ebay like who would actually buy that

[jade gust]

You really shouldn't be wasting money on Ebay to get armour colours in Halo

[dawn juniper]

There’s people who do buy it which is why they’re put in the exchange to prohibit it lol

[waxen rose]

people do this omg😭❤️‍🩹

[spare solar]

Trust me that much for one item count me out

[jade gust]

Sadly yes, people do

[spare solar]

The exchange exists for a reason

[waxen rose]

Use eBay for cool things like halo 5 steel book

[analog knot]

If you think thats crazy look up the price of Fortnite skins 😄

[spare solar]

Even worse

[robust salmon]

spend big bucks on cosmetics that won't even exist in like twenty years

[analog knot]

I have some in my desk right here that are over 5K

[waxen rose]

I like to laugh at other people and how they spend their money sometimes
Including this time

[spare solar]

Surely they cant just not add more items to the exchange :*(

[amber mirage]

I spend my money on food that ceases to exist in 10 minutes

[jade gust]

Pretty sure they've said additional things will be coming to the Exchange over the course of the year

[dawn juniper]

I bought parade ground on eBay…. For $2 😂

[waxen rose]

In my bellaaayyyy

[analog knot]

There is an eBay listing for an MCC nameplate for $1K, been there for years, lol

[spare solar]

@jade gust may I ask if they have announced a date for this to occur?

[analog knot]

There are no dates for anything you dont have to keep asking

[dawn juniper]

lol the grassroots one?

[jade gust]

Yeah, I just realised, Tris, all I ever see you do here is ask when stuff is getting added to the Exchange, to which I usually go "We don't know when" for most the things you ask for

[waxen rose]

When will they give fred for free to master freak

[spare solar]

Fair

[jade gust]

You need to go to Tau Ceti IV and wake the slumbering god there

[dawn juniper]

Wow someone sold 28 of the grassroots emblems for $1k each 😭

[jade gust]

Thanks Stckr

[spare solar]

Is there any community playdates coming?

[analog knot]

There is no roadmap, nothing is coming, there are no dates

[dawn juniper]

You’re full of questions my friend aren’t you

[spare solar]

And if discord rewards are finally returning

And yes I agree cruzifii

[analog knot]

Nobody knows, you'll find out the minute they are released assuming they ever are

There is nobody hiding in the shadows with the answer ready to throw it at you. You're in it for the long haul, wait for years and expect nothing, thats the right mindset to have

[jade gust]

The only things we know for certain are happening this year is there's a Combat Evolved remake, Waypoint Chronicles are getting published in a physical book and there's Halo Fest

[steady jolt]

Dial it back panda

[dawn juniper]

“Expect nothing” 😂😂

[waxen rose]

The day I get fred skin is the day it's over for you all

[analog knot]

I am repeating an expectation thats completely in line with Halo Studios messaging, as far as I'm aware of it. When its ready, it will ship, and that's that 😄

[merry star]

Lmao of course, thank you stckrboy another please

[jade gust]

Wait? Does this mean you don't have his armour in Infinite?

[waxen rose]

No I dont thats why im waiting for halo studios to prove they appreciate me very much and give me fred because I dont have the fred armor

WHAT??? HELLO

[hasty zinc]

Coca Cola.. HELLO

[waxen rose]

Cold cola is the only form it takes that is good

[meager linden]

Pepsi

[candid tusk]

docter pebber

[waxen rose]

Pepsi and cola tastes the same am I evil for saying that 💔

[dawn juniper]

Yea banned

[waxen rose]

Omg strawberry Dr Pepper
Omg coconut Dr Pepper come back to us

[merry star]

Oh it’s Aegis… classic!

[dawn juniper]

Cherry Pepsi

[waxen rose]

If you want a good cherry drink just pop open a Dr pepper

[merry star]

Let’s get serious now

[analog knot]

In other news, I wonder if MCC will get an update next month

[waxen rose]

Aegis is my spirit animal rn

[jade gust]

MCC update where they replace all the NPCs with Grunts and rename it Unggoy Farmer /j

[waxen rose]

Unggoy farmer ending 8 made me cry, made aegis cry, we crode

[analog knot]

Feb 2024 and Feb 2025 were the last two "major" patches. Though its always possible to skip again

[meager linden]

It is still possible to get the mark 7 helmet in MCC store or it vaulted now?

[dawn juniper]

The entire MCC community is desperate for an update. We’re dying

[waxen rose]

Add different types of cat eats in a mini update and my soul is yours

[analog knot]

Dont know - its technically supposed to be in the Exchange rotation but that takes years to go through and there are other items that are supposed to be in there that are not

I havent seen it come back since 2021

[analog knot]

I will say they did ask about missing armors in the exchange again this December (2025). It was also asked about a few years ago (I think 2023?)

[meager linden]

Crazy
But thanks

[tacit atlas]

Hating Halo Reach should be the right of all sentient beings!!!!!!!!!11!!!"!"£!"£!"£"£$£

[waxen rose]

Optimus prime reference

[tacit atlas]

OP more like

whuh

[waxen rose]

I agree!! True and real

[steady jolt]

Reminder that discussion of moderation, of any kind, is off-limits for public channels

[nocturne skiff]

you got bunggoy, keep on loving halo 2 🫶

[fleet sundial]

yo who wants to play halo infinite with me?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[frail raptor]

Hello everybody!!!💖 💖 😊 😊

[muted plinth]

Yo

[simple pebble]

Minecraft Cave noises

[jade gust]

This cave is not a natural formation

[simple wave]

Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere.

Halo CE is peak.

[dire iron]

hello all

[cedar cedar]

Yo

[deep night]

yo

[waxen rose]

Methinks this is a based statement

[simple wave]

It is a fact.

[waxen rose]

T-t-truth nuke

[simple wave]

KABOOM.

(I can’t post gifs)

not gonna try it

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-truth-nuke-morgan-freeman-true-truth-gif-6151562182164007019

[simple wave]

I will simply never get the eligibility, I’m even mildly active in this server now.

[glad aspen]

halo ce in legendary is definitely an experience

[waxen rose]

you gotta sing the song of the wind after climbing mnt Fuji at 3:33 pm on a Saturday and

[simple wave]

Some sections are pretty tough. I did the solo in 2024.

[waxen rose]

I went bald after ripping all my hair out during it
But I enjoyed myself playing it I swear I did

[simple wave]

I had to put on Bandanna to be safe, and prevent getting stuck cuz a lack of ammo.

[glad aspen]

yeah but bandanna disables the achievements

[waxen rose]

When hitting the elites with your pistol isnt enough 💔

[simple wave]

There’s no solo achievements for other titles other than Reach and 4.

It disables par time/score eligibility.

[glad aspen]

yeah but you cant get the legendary achievement if you beat it with infinite ammo

[waxen rose]

Oh no obsidian
Did you not get the achievement?

[simple wave]

I got smooth operator with it on.

[cedar turret]

That is a song, not an achievement

[waxen rose]

She's a smooooth operataaa

[simple wave]

Lone Wolf Legend I actually finished off without Bandanna, unlocked April 1 2023. A Monument To All Your Sins completed fully without Bandanna, unlocked July 30 2022.

But phew Midnight took me a while.

[glad aspen]

CE is my only game without the legendary achievement
so im completing it before the release of the remake

[waxen rose]

I fear trying to get the reach legendary achievement
I hate hate hate the level where I gotta pilot a long sword

[simple wave]

My solo order was Reach - 3 - 2 - 4 - ODST - CE - Infinite - 5

I thought ODST was gonna be easy… my god it was a horrible experience.

[glad aspen]

i think i did 3-reach-4-2-now CE
i did the infinite laso back in 2022

[simple wave]

I did that in co-op.

[glad aspen]

im too lazy to play odst in legendary

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 legendary is self punishment enough
No need to add odst

[simple wave]

That cursed level called THE ARK. Grrr.

[glad aspen]

cortana...

[simple wave]

Also sucked.

But it’s much shorter than the ark.

[waxen rose]

The library, ark, and cortana
I hope they all blow up

[cedar cedar]

Library Rocket Flood 😶

[simple wave]

I finally got the that just happened achievement on MCC late last year.

[waxen rose]

What's that one abt?

[simple wave]

Complete the Library on Heroic or Legendary difficulty without dying.

[waxen rose]

Without dying omg💔

[glad aspen]

actually the library wasnt that hard from my perspective

[analog knot]

XXX/700?

[simple wave]

I gotta do it again on CEA. Bandanna to your advantage.

I’m at 661/700.

[glad aspen]

in the other hand, two betrayals was a nightmare

[waxen rose]

I get stuck in that little room where the flood all come out of two vents and bombard you for 4 rounds of respawning enemies

[waxen rose]

Wait but can you still get it if you just go to the last checkpoint before you die
Like quick exit out?

[silent meteor]

God no

[meager linden]

I almost finished "Infinite" battle pass
Only 10 levels remaining

[simple wave]

Maybe?

[magic iris]

There's to much xbox fanboys here

[simple wave]

Oh I finished infinite. I gotta finish frontlines, blue team, forerunner, and reclaimer.

Xbox fanboys? What the heck?

I’m running out of xp boosts… I just realized I can still get more.

[silent meteor]

Sir, this is a server of the face of Xbox

There is going to be fanboys

[magic iris]

Xbox out of marketing rn

[silent meteor]

Basically everyone is atp

[obsidian wyvern]

?? the best level in halo

[simple wave]

So yeah again my halo infinite credits have a “75” stuck on em and it’s unfixable, I have the cheap stuff already

[obsidian wyvern]

the ark and then the covenant back to back is just an insane run

[simple wave]

The Ark was just horrible on legendary solo. Much better in co-op.

[silent meteor]

I can agree with Manmighty with Cortana

[simple wave]

That dang scarab before the tower…

[silent meteor]

I despise that mission

[waxen rose]

Whatever, go my scarabs

[silent meteor]

I HATE Cortana

[simple wave]

Confusing level.

[silent meteor]

Also annoying

[simple wave]

And Halo was tough up until the warthog run.

[silent meteor]

Obsidian, you have peak game taste

[simple wave]

🔥

[silent meteor]

What's your favorite Destiny DLC?

[simple wave]

The Final Shape was so good imo.

[silent meteor]

I loved Rise of Iron from Destiny 1

[simple wave]

D1 had it good and D2 a few times.

[silent meteor]

Taken King was mid though

[simple wave]

Nah no way. It was huge.

[silent meteor]

Imo it was mid, it had it's moments though

[jade gust]

First time I saw someone call Taken King mid

[simple wave]

Forsaken in D2 was well needed, due to the bad weapon system for year 1.

Double primaries and special heavies.

[silent meteor]

It was just the Dreadnought imo

[jade gust]

Not sure which Destiny expansion was my favourite. I'd need to replay the older ones

[silent meteor]

Kinda tedious for me

[waxen rose]

There's a first for everything

[jade gust]

You are correct

[silent meteor]

@simple wave What's your favorite Borderlands?

[jade gust]

Not sure I'd call it tedious. Ominous, sure, but not tedious. It's not like you had to do very specific things to traverse to certain areas on the Dreadnaught

[hybrid plover]

i finally got ufo insurance

[silent meteor]

Meh, just didn't like it that much, Oryx's fight was fun though

[simple wave]

Destiny has 11 dlc campaigns available.

(D1 and D2)

[silent meteor]

Loved how I couldn't use my ult the entire fight

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-a-cow-gets-abducted-by-a-mantis-shrimp-alien-ship-a-cow-get-abducted-by-an-alien-a-cow-gets-abducted-by-a-flying-saucer-a-cow-gets-abducted-by-a-ufo-gif-4183636118308321014

[silk hare]

[silent meteor]

I just watched Arbiter smack a combat form

[waxen rose]

This insurance company makes bank in the halo universe

[silent meteor]

Quiet down

[steady jolt]

Yeah, let's... not

[silent meteor]

Such a peak flag bro

[steady jolt]

[silent meteor]

So peak...

[simple wave]

Wish I could post the marathon pride emoji.

At least I have Chief…

[scarlet shoal]

Is cognitive speed really as important people say it is?

[dire iron]

speaking of which im really excited for the new marathon’s release

[scarlet shoal]

I mean if you are inaccurate and fast is it fine

I mean in fps

[hybrid cedar]

[candid tusk]

It's fine if you are OK with a low K/D.

[scarlet shoal]

Damn.

[meager linden]

I refusing to believe that I'm now gonna fear the falling snow from rooftops

[hybrid cedar]

do it for dale

[simple wave]

Destiny 2 has a bows, swords, glaive type PvP mode until the 3rd. It’s called medieval hardware. Dang I performed solidly in 2 matches.

[meager linden]

Anyway
See you all tomorrow

[zinc bear]

2 days no halo server i almost started tweaking

[waxen rose]

Fear the snow falling from a roof as it could be heavy and possibly bury or even hurt you

[zinc bear]

not what happened but idk but at least im back

[waxen rose]

Get on halo 2

[zinc bear]

i dont have it installed

[waxen rose]

I hope they still sell halo 2
The year is 2004

[zinc bear]

oh my god what happened to spork during the 2 days i was gone
hes upside down now

[waxen rose]

He went to Sydney

[zinc bear]

really?

[misty marsh]

Inside out next

[zinc bear]

vro visited a whole new continent when i was gone 😭

[waxen rose]

How come spork gets to be an emotion but I cant?

(Please get my reference)

[zinc bear]

spork isnt an emotion tho

im joking yes i get your reference we all laughed freak

[waxen rose]

The anger I feel

You better laugh that joke is very difficult to make I've waited 9 months to make that joke

[molten pelican]

¿ʇɐɥM

[waxen rose]

He has arrived

[zinc bear]

gotta flip that tag too bud

[molten pelican]

ƃɐʇ ʇɐɥM

[zinc bear]

TSDO

[waxen rose]

Ivdont think you flipped it right

[zinc bear]

okay mr captain obvious thats why i editied it gosh

[waxen rose]

3 days left

[zinc bear]

another mute 💔💔

[waxen rose]

I put you in my junk journal under the page I ripped out a magazine for halo 5

[zinc bear]

aww thanks

I put you in my Chud journal
Right underneath my name

[waxen rose]

I TRIED TO BE NICE

[zinc bear]

I have a journal but I only write my name in it
I lied it’s just a Chud journal with only my name

[waxen rose]

That's it
I’m crossing your name out the journal

[hasty zinc]

omg I totally forgot about this

[steady jolt]

9 hours 0.o

[waxen rose]

When will we have master chief write his own autobiography

[hasty zinc]

15hrs a month of audiobooks if you have prem

[waxen rose]

“My perspective by John H.”

[steady jolt]

[hasty zinc]

time to lock in

[waxen rose]

9 hour audio book to fall asleep to heck yeah

[zinc bear]

does Nicolas Roye, Steve Downes, Jen Taylor, and Debra Wilson narrate the characters?

[waxen rose]

Yuh

[zinc bear]

See the joke is that I read the screenshot underneath it and repeated it acting like I didn’t

[waxen rose]

Sorry I lied
Jen voices master chief this time

[hasty zinc]

debra wilson was great on MadTV

[zinc bear]

Wilson? Like Wilson from house? And Debra? Like my old cat Debra?

[waxen rose]

Wilson like the volleyball

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/wvfM.gif

[zinc bear]

You can’t be mean to me I was gone for 2 days

[waxen rose]

I can because you wrote me in your evil book of evil things

[zinc bear]

I only have my name in the evil book

[worldly sedge]

I really enjoyed Edge of Dawn, it was a nice listening

[waxen rose]

I'll have to listen to it when im doing my hw unless I get too scared when mc starts talking or thinking in his head

Its a little surprising how little the characters think in their heads in certain books
Ig it just depends on author but

[leaden parcel]

[noble cypress]

why is halo 25 y/o I cant be that old...

[pulsar heron]

congratulations on your new birth certificate

[cedar turret]

Technically it isn't 25 till november

[candid solar]

November this year is gonna suck.

Because of many reasons!

[robust salmon]

November this year is gonna be peak

Halo CE Remake, GTA VI, thanksgiving, maybe even Gears of War

Billions must live...

[brazen raven]

hello

[zinc bear]

GTA 6?

[candid solar]

I can't talk about some of the reasons but they are directly related to my Polisci degree

[zinc bear]

It would be SO idiotic for Xbox to launch all of those games in November alongside of gta 6. They would be shooting themselves in the foot. I would say drop everything September to October

[zinc bear]

Ohh I thought you meant for gaming. Sorry.

[cedar cedar]

Is Halo competing with GTA 6? 😭 💔

[robust salmon]

I always wondered what do you do with a polisci degree

[robust salmon]

I doubt theres much overlap between CE Remake and GTA VI. But if E Day releases this year it will either be September or October

[zinc bear]

Not confirmed. People just think it is cause halos anniversary is November 15th. It would make sense, but I don’t think they should.

[robust salmon]

honestly I'm expecting another delay outta GTA VI

[candid solar]

A lot of things!

[cedar cedar]

By the Rings...

[brazen raven]

my name is Aaron

[zinc bear]

My name is uh.. uhm..

[waxen rose]

Okay

[robust salmon]

like what

[robust salmon]

My name's Jeff

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaron-key-and-peele-donemessedup-gif-8650312

[brazen raven]

how's it going

[zinc bear]

Bad

I hate halo

[waxen rose]

Bro hates halo in the halo server

[brazen raven]

why do you hate it

[noble cypress]

I mean after infinite...can't say I blame him, I just want doritos, the servers to be full and, nights with the boys, but alas

[zinc bear]

You can still do that

[robust salmon]

fr

[waxen rose]

All I want to do is eat hot chip and lie

[zinc bear]

I hate halo cause I’m bad at the game but I was great at halo 3 343 can never do better than halo 3 GRAAAA

Okay maybe not?

[robust salmon]

it stains my fingers

[zinc bear]

Lowkuinely is better

[robust salmon]

and gets under my fingernails and I then have to go wash my hands

[waxen rose]

Anyways,
How difficult would you say it is to beat keyes on heroic

[zinc bear]

Not too hard

[robust salmon]

thats the one CE mission that gets me

[brazen raven]

I am here to make friends

[robust salmon]

welcome to the server

[waxen rose]

I forgot to get the terminal so I gotta replay the ENTIRE mission

[odd anchor]

Chat

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[noble cypress]

my rationale as to how the new ce will suck is that everything is unreal 5 now, and cheaters just need to import data to the new one, I hope I am wrong

[steady jolt]

The CE remake is campaign only though, cheating isn't going to affect you unless you specifically invite someone into your co-op lobby

[waxen rose]

“Cheating” on a campaign

[steady jolt]

Yeah, even then, not going to accomplish much

[waxen rose]

Right like😭

[brazen raven]

yes

[ocean herald]

I wonder if they meant halo in general transitioning to ue5

[steady jolt]

But they said:

... how the new ce will suck

[waxen rose]

No purple cortana ig /j

[ocean herald]

I know, just trying to make sense of their statement (it doesn’t make sense)

[viral dune]

Wanna know what else doesn't make sense

[steady jolt]

Hot OJ?

[robust salmon]

this just isn't how game development works lil brotato

[viral dune]

No not hot oj... This

[robust salmon]

I'd rather UE5 than Slipspace ngl

[waxen rose]

New Jersey’s best driver 😭

[rare cedar]

Hot OJ don’t make sense vro

[robust salmon]

UE5 is unironically a good engine, lots of UE5 games look amazing

[viral dune]

It does lil vro wdym

[waxen rose]

No reason going to any other engine as of now when most people are trained on UE5 currently so because they’re trained on UE5 it makes development easier 🤷‍♂️

[ocean herald]

Whatever helps them build sustainable code lol

Ue5 carries alot of pros

[manic tulip]

Hi

[viral dune]

Yeah man I'm in ue5

Get it, cuz it has a lot of pros

[waxen rose]

Whatever you so vrotomatopop

(icky is NOT pro clearly you can tell by his driving)

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[viral dune]

[waxen rose]

Gotta remind those who are late to the stream

Calc means calculator btw

[viral dune]

I really like my calculator

[ocean herald]

Is there an original clip of that lol? I’ve seen that audio a million times but it’s always on random gameplay

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/calculator-calc-hello-kitty-meme-slang-gif-13373693179951324053

I could only find that

[merry sequoia]

im back

[viral dune]

Hi back, I'm Icky Spartan

[waxen rose]

Cute calc

Osky I sent you calc clip

[viral dune]

Yeah it is nice to look at

It has numbers too

[ocean herald]

Username jump scare lol. I forgot you were also trench

[waxen rose]

Yeah I am trenchbird’s evil 8th cousin 6 times removed

[waxen rose]

My calc has animal faces on it

[ocean herald]

6x removed 🤔

Is that still close enough you see each other at family reunions

[waxen rose]

Yeah im in the corner with headphones on and trenchbird doesn't attend

[ocean herald]

smh typical

[hasty zinc]

chat, calc is short for calculator

[waxen rose]

It’s slang btw

[hasty zinc]

cancel me all you want

[ocean herald]

cousins are a funny thing. i feel like you’re either really close or like not at all

Rarely an in between

[steady jolt]

It's only calculator if it's from the calculator region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling numbers

[waxen rose]

Maybe im evil because I dont have a single cousin im friends with 😭

Except the bird of course

[simple wave]

Extended firefight session will commence soon.

[ocean herald]

I’m close with a few but there’s an age gap with almost all of mine because my moms siblings all had kids in their early 20s

[waxen rose]

Its either super easy or really difficult to get along with older folks

[ocean herald]

lol yeah, especially when their sense of humor is totally different

at least for me ig, I try to relate to people through humor

[waxen rose]

They don’t understand what calc means💔

[viral dune]

Somehow I've gotten along with rev

[waxen rose]

LOL

[ocean herald]

What’s rev short for chat (wrong answers only)

[waxen rose]

Halo2 (rev)ival

[viral dune]

[modern blade]

Calc is short for calculator I’m just using slang chat

[waxen rose]

In case anyone was late to the steam

[simple wave]

Okro Vagaduun ruins my whole night… I wanted a perfection on match 1?

Unpredictable grenade outta nowhere… so tired of that

[simple wave]

anyway that’s much better with match 2

[frosty beacon]

[simple wave]

Intense stakes in match 4, both teams extremely close to scoring and Jega R’domnai was the final boss! But we prevailed in the end.

Almost died… that was so close

[chrome thicket]

What happened to Match 3?

[safe dawn]

Oop

[chrome thicket]

Lol

[simple wave]

That chat didn’t look good.

[safe dawn]

Well, uh, good evening

That was a time to walk in

[simple wave]

About to finish frontlines

[safe dawn]

Nice

[chrome thicket]

It was something to witness.

[faint mantle]

So what happened to match 3?

We must know

[odd anchor]

[simple wave]

I’ll have to see the results again

Actually 2 matches I tied with 3,795 lol

[chrome thicket]

[simple wave]

32 minutes to go, might get 7 matches total tonight, might be able to catch an 8th with a few minutes left

[odd anchor]

cortuna

Tuna mayo tuna mayo!

Okie i go now bye bye

[chrome thicket]

Cortuna!

[zinc bear]

what’s calc short for chat (I’m late to the stream)

[pastel pumice]

💯

[chrome thicket]

Calcite? Calculator? Calcium?

[viral dune]

Calcination

[zinc bear]

That one

[robust salmon]

I know that WE (yes WE) are ALL going to see Mercy (2026) in theaters RIGHT NOW, then go play Highguard after!!

[chrome thicket]

I knew it!!

[zinc bear]

Bro I played one match of highguard and my computer was EXPLODED by the devs 😭😭😭 do NOT recommend you play /j

[robust salmon]

Highguard was simply too good for your PC to handle

#HighguardGOTY #HighguardSweep

[zinc bear]

Too original for my computer to handle TOTALLY

Why did that happen ok
Gonna go shower now

[lyric vessel]

I can't believe Fletch copied Williaso /s

[simple wave]

One more match for frontlines.

Looking to be 7 matches with both xp boosts. Dangit just got the bug where you’re loading forever to try getting into a match.

Game restarted, that’s a workaround.

[simple wave]

A much better session-ending match than last night. (5105, last night had 3220).

[zinc bear]

starting edge of dawn right now so happy yay

[waxen rose]

Im eating up this audio book but im lowk not getting anything done and I have to stop it whenever Steve Downes starts talking because his voice lowk scares me

[nimble nexus]

🥹

[crisp adder]

Calc is short for calculator chat

[zinc bear]

Really?

[crisp adder]

Yuh

[waxen rose]

Its slang btw

[zinc bear]

I understand now thanks

[oblique pagoda]

Sup, spartans

[zinc bear]

Bye, Spartans.

[oblique pagoda]

Lmao

[waxen rose]

Osky’s little brother with that pfp I keep confusing y'all

[oblique pagoda]

What can I say. Noble Six the goat

[zinc bear]

Noble six seven 😂😂😂

[oblique pagoda]

I'm gonna yeet you into the nearest canyon. /jk

[waxen rose]

Get off roblox and go to bed dareal

[zinc bear]

SHUT UPPUHHHH

[floral pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-549301440228520168

[zinc bear]

Aurora S167

[waxen rose]

Emile get OFF roblox

[zinc bear]

(Queen of 67)

[lapis ivy]

Hi guys how's everyone doing?

[zinc bear]

Terrible. I’m bad at halo infinite which = 343 ruining the franchise /j

[waxen rose]

Boy go read your book

[brave oyster]

Stealing that

[zinc bear]

Fineuh