general-chat

[forest fossil]

officer candidate school?

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[granite breach]

My Spartan-III Alpha's team name is Fireteam: Redemption. And his callsign is Redeemer 1.

[zinc bear]

BENJAMIN @waxen rose that’s his name

[granite breach]

I only have 1 Spartan OC for Halo while I helped make 2 more for 2 friends of mine.

[zinc bear]

I just turn my multiplayer Spartans into OC’s since multiplayer is canon now

[granite breach]

Wait forreal?!

[zinc bear]

Yeah. It was made canon in halo 4

[granite breach]

Woh... No way...

[zinc bear]

They’re called war games. It’s a virtual simulation that Spartans enter to compete and train

[forest lagoon]

Better question. When are you going to make a copy of your face with it for her to cherish?

[granite breach]

I still keep my written OC as my actual and only Spartan OC.

[zinc bear]

Never.

[waxen rose]

OH YAY BENJI

[forest lagoon]

Terrible much sad child. Much surprise not

[granite breach]

Oof! Shots fired! Shots fired!

[waxen rose]

Me who has like 200 spartan ocs
Having just one seems crazy

[granite breach]

Bro is shooting an Assault Rifle at you!

[zinc bear]

I feel sexist for not having any female ones but it’s because I don’t play as female characters in multiplayer

[waxen rose]

I have like 5 fem spartan ocs but it's hard for me to draw ladies bc im a trans man and it makes me feel dysphoria

[zinc bear]

Oh ok

I have one that my little sister made that I wanna adapt. It’s just a pink Spartan with cat ears and glow sticks

[granite breach]

I have OCs for a bunch of different series. Dragon Ball, JoJo, Demon Slayer, Pacific Rim, Halo etc.

[forest lagoon]

That just means you don't like having a smaller visual hit box making you negligibly harder to hit 🙂‍↔️

[zinc bear]

Sure..

[waxen rose]

We love you Morphos I promise..

[granite breach]

I try not to make too many OCs for each series, a lot of the OCs I make are for other people with only few for myself.

[zinc bear]

Halos the only game I have OC’s for

[waxen rose]

Me thinks I have like 300 warriors ocs

[zinc bear]

My little sister actually helped me make Nikolai somehow

[granite breach]

I was considering making an OC for the Monsterverse.

[waxen rose]

Give him glow sticks NOW

[granite breach]

That could be your Spartans offsprings if they ever retired.

[waxen rose]

Just say kids

[granite breach]

Well I have 1, but it's a custom Gojira while I wanted to try a unique Titan of my own.

[zinc bear]

She helped me choose the helmet, visor, and coating

[waxen rose]

Thats cute aww awe awww

[granite breach]

Children.

[zinc bear]

And then my pink one she just made by herself she loves to make halo characters

[granite breach]

Very sweet.

[misty marsh]

She's iconic for that btw

[zinc bear]

All the cores I don’t use I let her make a spartan with

[waxen rose]

Darealsister making banger ocs as usual

[ocean herald]

Let me see it so I can give my criticism

[waxen rose]

Omg bro you are always so negativeb

[zinc bear]

She actually helped make master chief for bungie. Crazy how she’s only 7 doing that

[zinc bear]

I’ll load infinite and upload it in #1076327824924872755 in a bit

[waxen rose]

Literally created halo all by herself

[forest lagoon]

It's beautiful

[zinc bear]

Were you paralyzed?

[ocean herald]

In what way

[ocean herald]

Idk it could be always having to defend my liking of reach

[waxen rose]

Stop that

Sit back
Chillax
Play a good game like halo 2

[sacred moth]

I launched Halo: The Master Chief Collection for the first time, the matchmaking got cancelled, and I was banned for five minutes. I queued again for matchmaking, and this time I was banned for fifteen minutes. At some point, the servers need to be properly balanced. I’m being penalized even though I’ve done nothing wrong.

[ocean herald]

“Good” 🧐

[zinc bear]

Its down rn get off of matchmaking

[waxen rose]

Bro aint inquisitive

[zinc bear]

Servers bugging will only get you more penalties

[sacred moth]

This game is really broken

[zinc bear]

Not really. Servers just go down sometimes.

[ocean herald]

No, I’m osky 😐

[granite breach]

Games fine, just a technical issue that happens to everything.

[waxen rose]

No youre naru

[ocean herald]

This current thing does appear to be a server issue, but in general the game actually is fairly jank lol

Ask ffa panda to link you his list lol

[zinc bear]

alr im booting up halo infinite rn so gimme a sec
i might not have the spartan rn so i might have to remake it

but dont worry i remember all of it

[granite breach]

I also wonder why it's still called MCC when Master Chief ain't even in Reach or 3: ODST.

[zinc bear]

wait i have it nvm

alr uploaded it in the show off your spartan drip thread in #1076327824924872755

[muted rose]

I don’t mean to be the bearer of fantastic news but OpenAI is burning billions only 20 days into 2026

[zinc bear]

we know

[muted rose]

It’s finally happening

[zinc bear]

also thats not good news but whatever sigh

[waxen rose]

Yeah

My kids gonna have to pay 170 dollar premiums each month for clean water thx to ai data centers this will be epic

[muted rose]

It’s always darkest before sunrise

[vagrant kettle]

If you get an Ultimate Membership (300 more per month) it will taste good

[waxen rose]

They add a little salt in there 😭

[muted rose]

That’s lithium particles

[waxen rose]

We aint making it

[muted rose]

I ❤️ carcinogenics

[waxen rose]

I think my grandma has that on a shirt somewhere

[zinc bear]

wanna see all of my spartans guys

that were beautifully hand made

[vestal nimbus]

He,s in reach technically because in the pillar of autumn mission if you turn right in the shot inside of the pillar of autumn with the warthogs you can see him in a cryopod

[vagrant kettle]

We (yes we) are learning photosynthesis

[vagrant kettle]

Yes

[waxen rose]

I wouldn't mind becoming a plant
Just dont pollinate near me please

[granite breach]

Right, though I meant the game doesn't revolve around him.

[vestal nimbus]

True

[vestal nimbus]

They might as well call it the halo collection

[granite breach]

Makes sense to me.

Or Halo: UNSC Collection.

[hasty zinc]

that would make sense if all the Halo games were in it

[analog knot]

Im pretty sure it was just scope creep. Didnt it all start as just H2A, then became CE/2/3 (MCC) but then oh we need to also preserve the other 360 games and threw in Reach/ODST w/o renaming

[hasty zinc]

probably

[granite breach]

Though 5 came out after MCC so I can understand why they didn't put it in the collection.

But calling it MCC, it should be specifically the games where Master Chief is a playable character in. Once newer games for the Master Chief Saga come out, you can just purchase them and access to the game will be through the MCC.

[blissful holly]

Sooo mcc is scrwed up right now if yall didn’t already know

[granite breach]

People already mentioned it.

Server issue, technical difficulty.

[blissful holly]

What happened, some hackers?

[granite breach]

Not sure what caused the issue.

[blissful holly]

Ah

[daring maple]

Nobody knows, no announcements from anyone and no update on when it will be fixed

It's been like this for over 10 hours

[blissful holly]

Damnnn

[analog knot]

First reports I saw were ~1AM EST

[granite breach]

I was playing the game till around 10:30pm CST yesterday. Was working fine for me and 2 friends.

[ocean herald]

embrace the chemicals. evolve and mutate

[muted rose]

Your right I can be a ghoul

And immediately go feral

[zinc bear]

i got spurs

[muted rose]

*Bone spurs

[candid solar]

Cancermaxxing

[ocean herald]

exactly

one man’s radiation is another man’s “hey look I’m growing a third arm”

[muted rose]

One man’s radiation sickness is another man’s +3 to strength stat

[waxen rose]

That go jingle jangle jingle
Jingle jangle!

[vital geyser]

so like are they gonna do anything about the hackers crashing lobbies on mcc?

[waxen rose]

Finally. I can write bad halo fanfiction, draw halo ocs, and spread misinformation online all at the same time

[analog knot]

Different issue. Current mm problems arent cheater related afaik

[vital geyser]

well mm and customs are both being crashed

[analog knot]

Have to sit and wait for them to come back from lunch and give an update or w/e

[rocky pier]

It’s hackers

[vital geyser]

in very similar ways in which the hackers do it

[analog knot]

No, you're mistaken

[ocean herald]

#growthmindset

[rocky pier]

No we’re the pros we are hackers

[analog knot]

Its crashing as the dedicated server spins up

[rocky pier]

This is simple lobby crash twin

[waxen rose]

Traumamaxxing

[vital geyser]

very interesting that both customs and mm are being crashed

[analog knot]

Almost like they are both on dedicated servers

[vital geyser]

no

[analog knot]

And the server spinup is whats crashing

[rocky pier]

no

[vital geyser]

^^

[tacit atlas]

20 hours /s

[analog knot]

Personally I think its the eac heartbeat thats being missed

[naive knoll]

@crude marsh do you play halo

[rocky pier]

Easy anticheat doesn’t do anything

[vital geyser]

i think its the midnight cheaters

[rocky pier]

Called easy anticheat for a reason, it’s probably midnight tbf

[vital geyser]

gotta get rid of them

[analog knot]

I dont see any reason to think those dorks are behind this

[vital geyser]

i mean they join lobbies and completely delete maps

[analog knot]

And they can do that anytime for years

[vital geyser]

they are just all knobs

[rocky pier]

they also invented don nukes

[vital geyser]

thats midnight

[dusky ginkgo]

Chat i think ive figured out how the plasma pistols work

[vital geyser]

i heard people figured out how to get their own midnight type bypass anyway

[analog knot]

Everyone knows who it is, 343 doesnt take action in the CGB we know that, but whats happening preventing mm has nothing to do w/ that

[rocky pier]

Turn on rapid fire with it and ego people

[tacit atlas]

Perchance food,,, mayhaps

[dusky ginkgo]

No, turns out inside a plasma pistol is just a mason jar and some alcohol

[rocky pier]

Shut up

[waxen rose]

Methinks we should eat the hive

[analog knot]

On a side note I'm a bit surprised that topic is even allowed to be discussed here. Maybe its not

[vital geyser]

what known hackers?

[ocean herald]

Lunch has always been controversial

[rocky pier]

Kreti

[dusky ginkgo]

If i could send a pic i would, I just lit ts and my room turned into pure blue light

[vital geyser]

i mean they know about it but dont do anything so

[analog knot]

Im painfully aware

[rocky pier]

Curvn

[tacit atlas]

So true, vro

The nectar

[rocky pier]

We know who’s doing it btw

[waxen rose]

Meal time just got extreme

[rocky pier]

WE as in me and inner

[vital geyser]

lies

[daring maple]

Update on x

[waxen rose]

Bee #8732 called you a bad word btw idk if id personally take that

[ocean herald]

Big fan of your work during Christmas btw

[rocky pier]

Curvn

[daring maple]

" The development team is investigating reports of #1076337363770417172MCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation."

[analog knot]

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

[tacit atlas]

Wowzers!!!!!!! Truly amazeoning!!

[waxen rose]

I know :(((

[vital geyser]

wow after they fix that can they take legal action on da hackers too!

[rocky pier]

I’m da best at halo reach ngl

[runic wagon]

How long do matchmaking bans stay on someone’s record in master chief collection?

[obsidian wyvern]

servers are having issues, dont play mm rn

[analog knot]

Up to 24 hrs if you're referring to the automated ones

[vital geyser]

customs too

[runic wagon]

Ah okay, thank you!

[runic wagon]

For master chief collection?

😂

[analog knot]

Regular custom games are fine, CGB only has a few that didnt crash but are full anyway

[vital geyser]

have you not seen the servers being crashed as they launch?

[obsidian wyvern]

yea

[runic wagon]

Okay yeah because the custom games list looks way more dead than usual, then I got like a five minute ban after trying social matchmaking when I hadn’t actually participated in any matches and kept backing out after it taking so long… I thought my connection was being wonky at first 😅

[south ferry]

That's why mcc is down today

[rocky pier]

Real legends play halo ball

[amber mirage]

That's not something a grinch would say

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-are-you-seeing-this-this-guy-seriously-gif-17276252

[steady jolt]

* affected

[rocky pier]

Shut up

[steady jolt]

Keep it civil

[waxen rose]

Effect: effect on a character like sparkles wow so pretty

[wheat talon]

Hello Master freak

[steady jolt]

Affect is something that happens to something
Effect is the thing that happened

[rocky pier]

Shut up

[waxen rose]

Hello dax

[wheat talon]

No you

[rocky pier]

I’m very angry.

[calm fiber]

@rocky pier has been muted for: 1 hour
Reason: You shut up

[candid solar]

lmao

[vital geyser]

shut up

[wheat talon]

LOL OKAY

[steady jolt]

Anyways

[waxen rose]

Im crine 😭

[wheat talon]

My man got cryptumed, anyways what's poppin guys?

[shy iron]

little man got put in the timeout corner

[zinc bear]

😭😭😭😭

[candid solar]

I'm considering recording a playthrough of Halo Reach on Legendary for the express purpose of immediately sending a link to the playlist the very second someone implies I've never done so.

[steady jolt]

I don't normally make it public, but this one kinda had to be done 😂

[zinc bear]

What should I name my halo sniper OC

[candid solar]

Snoipah

[waxen rose]

Charlie

[zinc bear]

👀

[tacit atlas]

Hamburger

[candid solar]

Dave

[zinc bear]

Public execution at this point

[trail edge]

@dreamy stirrup @rocky oasis Is anybody going to fix the easy anti cheat and make it better for Halo: MCC.
there's a entire group going around calling themselves SCP-001 daybreak.

[steady jolt]

I'm laughing every time I read this out

[waxen rose]

Ooohhh my goodness bruh

[steady jolt]

Please don't tag employees

The studio are already aware

[zinc bear]

Maybe

[steady jolt]

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

Halo Support (@HaloSupport)

⚠️ The development team is investigating reports of #HaloMCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 8:55 PM

[trail edge]

Fix halo

[steady jolt]

I don't work for the studio

[trail edge]

Then womp

[waxen rose]

Not with that attitude I wont

[zinc bear]

Why are people so negative rn

[waxen rose]

Just bc you said that no more halo for everyone
Pack it up guys

[candid solar]

Because the MCC players can't get their nostalgia dopamine hit

Makes them pretty ornery cause someone shook the ant farm

[waxen rose]

(They dont know the word ornery)

[analog knot]

Yeah imagine wanting the game you paid for to work, very entitled

[zinc bear]

My OC’s name should be.. John-117

[waxen rose]

We could make a game out of this
Make… combat… evolve

[vagrant kettle]

I’m the chief CEO chairman of halo studios and I am working very hard

[daring maple]

Exactly

[zinc bear]

Chief?

[candid solar]

Shh, let me make fun of them

[vagrant kettle]

I can assure you we have spared no expense

[waxen rose]

My dad works for Microsoft and can get your dad (chief of halo) FIRED

Work harder boyah

[candid solar]

If it goes over a day then I'll stop with the joking

[zinc bear]

That would be terrible

[steady jolt]

2 weeks 😂

[zinc bear]

Don’t let the bungie fans get ahold of it halo 4 and halo 2A MP will be deleted instantly

[waxen rose]

Not the Russia part 😭

[daring maple]

Bring back reach hardcore 😶‍🌫️

[candid solar]

The Halo community would fill that damn MCC file with so much AI generated vibe code crap that you'd never get Halo 2 to work again even if you deleted all of it.

[steady jolt]

Even seasoned developers couldn't achieve that task

[waxen rose]

Hmmmm cortana
Build me a halo 2 from scratch but get rid of the annoying parts (cortana)

[analog knot]

You can get a lot of value in MCC without expensive development effort, hopefully we can agree on that

[zinc bear]

And Miranda

[vagrant kettle]

But I’m Chief CEO chairman of halo so I can copyright the name Master Freak and then ban you

[waxen rose]

This is what Marty intended
Zero ladies

[zinc bear]

Evil

[daring maple]

Agreed, mods, PlayStation port and playlist rotation

[waxen rose]

NO STOP PLEASAE NO

[analog knot]

One of these things is not like the other ones

Playlist rotations should be a no brainer. Theres zero reason its as lazy as it is. But hey the game isnt working properly right now so bigger fish to fry in the immediate moments 😛

[jade gust]

I can assure you right now, it would not be cheap

[thick furnace]

spoiler alert.. halo takes place on a halo..

[zinc bear]

WHAT

[daring maple]

Thats true

[waxen rose]

Dude… spoilers…

[zinc bear]

Omg Linda-058 banner she’s so cute

[white seal]

There's a bot now crashing the MCC lobbey's.

[analog knot]

If its extremely expensive to modify the maxMatchamkingHopperLevel we have serious problems

[waxen rose]

She's no fred ill tell you what

[zinc bear]

Shut up

[thick furnace]

linda the goat

[waxen rose]

Okay so you hate me and want me to explode

[thick furnace]

ur right she isnt a bum

[waxen rose]

FRED ISNT A BUM

[zinc bear]

She’s my wife btw CANON as of rn

[waxen rose]

Fred just… hasn't been the same since the accident

[thick furnace]

what does fred even DO

[daring maple]

I do actually wonder why they don't rotate the playlists, does it actually require alot of work?

[vagrant kettle]

As the Chief CEO Chairman of Halo I can say that you are correct

[waxen rose]

Be cool and awesome

[thick furnace]

lindas the sniper, kelly is the fast one, chief is the lucky one, fred is just like,, fred

[waxen rose]

Dont feed into his delusions

[jade gust]

You were talking about more than that, no? Your wording implies you were talking about larger changes like proper updates

[zinc bear]

Close quarters specialist

[white seal]

RIP halo reach CGB 1/20/2026

[waxen rose]

Fred is the leader and close quarters

[zinc bear]

Chief is the leader right?

[waxen rose]

Chief is only leader when his bum self shows up

[thick furnace]

so hes just a lame reskin of chief,,

[analog knot]

No, I have always pitched for MCC to get cheap "low hanging fruit" updates. Playlist changes are a great, simple, cheap place to start

[thick furnace]

chief without the luck

[zinc bear]

Chief isn’t a close quarters specialist

[waxen rose]

Chief is the every man

[zinc bear]

He’s all of blue team but balanced. That’s literally his entire character

[vagrant kettle]

Fred is the operator

[waxen rose]

What does he know about knives brah

[zinc bear]

Linda is my wife and a sniper

[thick furnace]

knives are USELESS!!!

[royal terrace]

“Slipspace rupture detected”

[waxen rose]

Fred just has a really deep voice and it makes me blush every time bc I forget how incredibly deep it is

[jade gust]

If you think a playlist update is going to somehow bring people back, I don't know what to tell ya but it won't

[vagrant kettle]

Try stabbing someone with a gun

[thick furnace]

spartans can like rip tanks in half with their hands brah what is a knife gonna do that their hands cant

[zinc bear]

Same with Linda’s voice I love her

[jade gust]

Kelly's the British member of Blue Team, not Fred

[zinc bear]

PENETRATING ARMOR OMGGGGGGG

[daring maple]

Population boost wasn't mentioned

[waxen rose]

Chief sounds like he smokes 3 packs a day
Fred is that kid with a deep voice mod on
Linda is British
Kelly is raspy

[analog knot]

Why such a shallow analysis? I never said changing a playlist would bring people back?

[thick furnace]

notice how fred needs knives to be strong in fighting.. everyone else uses their hands cuz they arent weak..

[obsidian wyvern]

wanting my game in a better state isnt allowed

[zinc bear]

“For every kill you give me an UWU” ahh Fred (please get the reference)

[waxen rose]

Fred is quite literally the brawn

[thick furnace]

cap thats linda

[waxen rose]

STOP I HATE HER

[zinc bear]

She’s a sniper not a brawn

[thick furnace]

linda is actually the strongest and smartest halo character but u aint ready for allat

[waxen rose]

She is a skinny minny who is she taking down

[thick furnace]

fred

[zinc bear]

She can fight cause she’s strong but.. 🤤🤤🤤🤤 sorry got distracted. She’s an amazing sniper so she does that instead

[waxen rose]

I feel like you and Dareal are spiritually connected through Linda somehow

[thick furnace]

linda game when

[daring maple]

https://tenor.com/view/devs-n-gamers-devs-gamers-stand-off-what-we-got-here-is-gif-21700751

[waxen rose]

When the fred game drops

[thick furnace]

bros asking for jobless bum simulator

[waxen rose]

Linda is a bum what does she do
Point her gun waaa waaa girl go get up there and do sum

[zinc bear]

Hey

[thick furnace]

Don't disrespect Linda.

[naive turret]

CCTV ahhh helmet girl

[zinc bear]

Linda game would be

12 hours of sniping
Come home kiss dareal
Look beautiful
And repeat

[waxen rose]

Literally she looks like a kid with too many binoculars

[naive turret]

DOA

[waxen rose]

You disrespected fred first homeslice

[zinc bear]

It’s CUTE okay? Called FASHION

[zinc bear]

NUH UH

[waxen rose]

What does she know about fashion brah

[zinc bear]

A lot

[naive turret]

just the crimes

[trim saddle]

Vale knows about fashion.

[zinc bear]

Her armor is ugly

[naive turret]

She does wear red which is a +1

[trim saddle]

High heels in a combat zone ✨

[obsidian wyvern]

knows a lot about arbiter too

[jade gust]

And DnD

[zinc bear]

Linda tops all of y’all’s favorites

[waxen rose]

We need a new spartan team and the leader has a fotus helmet so I have a new character to bully

[thick furnace]

secret legendary ending where he just dies on the infinity when the banished invade

[jade gust]

You cannot convince me otherwise, Vale has a stash of dice for DnD

[naive turret]

They should give uh, who's that new fourth

[waxen rose]

Fred has dnd socks

[naive turret]

Glorpo or whatever, give them fotus.

The green one.

[simple pebble]

Hottest member of Blue team?

[waxen rose]

Fred

[thick furnace]

linda

[waxen rose]

Why do you lie

[jade gust]

You mean John Shinobi? Sadly they're stuck in their Shinobi armour for the foreseeable future

[obsidian wyvern]

im sure its too early for this for most of u

[zinc bear]

Me

[thick furnace]

his name is fred bro thats enough

[naive turret]

Obligatory 'don't be weird' because I have to remember where I am.

Kelly

[waxen rose]

FREDDY. FREDERIC.

[zinc bear]

Linda

[thick furnace]

freddy fastbear

[waxen rose]

Har har ha

[naive turret]

I thought the fox was the fast one

[simple pebble]

Imagine Didacts speech in the epilogue of Halo 4 delivered on Joe Rogan

[naive turret]

I'm good thanks

[zinc bear]

It would just be terrible sorry

[waxen rose]

Im totally normal for fred

[thick furnace]

didact shouldve returned in halo 5 and killed fred

[naive turret]

uhuh

Why'd you say Fred instead of Jun

[zinc bear]

I’m NOT normal for Linda just read my dm white boy

[waxen rose]

I DID AND IM CSCKLING

[simple pebble]

I agree he should have returned but what do you have against homeboy?

[thick furnace]

everything

[waxen rose]

Now we got beef homescicleslice

[thick furnace]

bros in the big 2500s named fred 😭

[zinc bear]

???

Bros in the big 25 named leasing 😂😂

[waxen rose]

Bro out here naming they kids John
Linda
Kelly
Miranda

[thick furnace]

dont diss the goat

[zinc bear]

We were twinning but now you’re slandering Fred so I can’t anymore

[thick furnace]

fred is just chief but for lame people

[waxen rose]

I hope jun dies In a fire kinda like that fnaf song

[zinc bear]

Chief is for lame people

[waxen rose]

Fred is canonically better than chief

WHAT??

IM so scared

[thick furnace]

um.. where was he for literally every big battle ever then

fred so scared it took him like 5 games to show up

[waxen rose]

In the front

[simple pebble]

If fred is canonically better than why isn't he called Master Fred?

[thick furnace]

also true

[waxen rose]

Fred outranks chief so he isnt called a chief 😭

[thick furnace]

if hes so cool why isnt the game just called fred

[waxen rose]

Linda too scared to show up girl youre late

[zinc bear]

Master Chief Petty Officer is a real military rank. Chief just only didn’t rank up cause he felt like he didn’t need to

[thick furnace]

linda was in ce actually. boom goes the dynamite

[zinc bear]

Cause she was too busy with me

[zinc bear]

Her diagrams were there, but not her actual body.

[waxen rose]

Being desd and dying in that pod girl youre getting crusty in there you need a shower

[zinc bear]

I was there for her don’t forget that part

[waxen rose]

“Whereever she goes, I follow”

[simple pebble]

Linda was actually clinically dead in CE

[thick furnace]

fred was like not there tho

[waxen rose]

HE was on reach

[naive turret]

Fred was busy aura farming in a book I haven't read.

[thick furnace]

linda: 1
fred: -5

[naive turret]

Hey Freak he uses knives right, he likes knives.

[waxen rose]

Yes I can confirm

[naive turret]

That's Fred's thing right knives?

[thick furnace]

knives are useless

[zinc bear]

I wanna hold his knives

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-104-halo-halo-legends-spartan-knife-gif-9579188372233476344

[simple pebble]

Who is the worst member of blue team?

[zinc bear]

Hot

[waxen rose]

That's my job pal

[zinc bear]

Sam cause he’s dead so he can’t do much

[thick furnace]

sam cuz hes dead

[waxen rose]

Sam is dead so uhh

[zinc bear]

Woah…

[thick furnace]

linda fan hivemind..

[simple pebble]

Who is the worst living member of blue team

[waxen rose]

Kells

[zinc bear]

Kelly

Sorry h8

[thick furnace]

buck

[waxen rose]

What does she do besides aura farm behind linda

[simple pebble]

But she is fast and listens to queen, wtf more do you want?

[thick furnace]

being fast and listening to queen is sonics thing brah

[zinc bear]

That’s fireteam red or whatever it’s called dummy

[obsidian wyvern]

do u guys play the game

[zinc bear]

Be in lesbians with Linda which is cute but still

[normal owl]

Master Chief

[simple pebble]

Precisely my point

[waxen rose]

We are halo fans
We dont play our games or read our books

[thick furnace]

secret halo 5 ending.. fred and buck swaps teams cuz chief wanted an actually good teammate

[waxen rose]

STOP LYING

[naive turret]

I've got the book part down!

[zinc bear]

Buck and good teammate in the same sentence is insane

[waxen rose]

Buck my cutie your wife sucks

[zinc bear]

The only good thing that buck does is sit there and look pretty

[simple pebble]

Isn't that also the scene where Linda and Kelly merge into Lindelly?

[zinc bear]

That’s their ship name they don’t merge

[waxen rose]

Literally hes a passenger princess and I kinda support that

[thick furnace]

he also has the show the rookie thats pretty cool

speaking of rookie he is the best halo character

[zinc bear]

And he’s green lantern too

[waxen rose]

This aint Steven universe💔

[zinc bear]

Bros favorite character is a nothing burger

[thick furnace]

rookie is like master chief but he aurafarms in the rain instead

[ocean herald]

you guys can read?

[waxen rose]

“…” - best rookie quote of 2552

[waxen rose]

Cant read past a 4th grade level
Im sure the star wars fans relate

[simple pebble]

Look, we can sit around and slander Fred all day but badmouthing Buck is taking it too far. Not only is he really cool in ODST but he looks and sounds like Nathan Fillion.

[waxen rose]

okay so y'all draw the line at buck I see how it is

[zinc bear]

Anyways

[simple pebble]

I do. There is a fine line and it sits at Buck

[zinc bear]

I want Linda to hug me ❤️❤️ wholesome edition so I can follow main servers rules

[waxen rose]

I want fred to sign my autograph

[thick furnace]

Linda is mine. Back off.

[simple pebble]

Linda and Cheif had a kid in the newest novel btw

[normal owl]

https://imgur.com/a/L41N4Ws

[waxen rose]

Please explode

[thick furnace]

fred nowhere to be seen. as usual..

[zinc bear]

I haven’t read edge of dawn yet don’t spoil

[waxen rose]

I see no linda.

[zinc bear]

You like Linda in an AU. I like Linda IRL

[thick furnace]

linda oneshots the didact and gravemind

[simple pebble]

Shes the one piloting the phantom that goes down; read the books

[waxen rose]

Add bad at driving to her list of qualities

[zinc bear]

Aren’t they siblings in chiefs head? That’s weird big dawg

[simple pebble]

well she is a Halo NPC

[simple pebble]

IDK ask kelly clarkson or whoever TF wrote the book

[zinc bear]

Kelly gay

[waxen rose]

The author

[forest fossil]

surprisingly i am really the only one who likes that game

[zinc bear]

NOT true

[waxen rose]

Ask Dareal how many hours he has on it

[forest fossil]

🤨

[thick furnace]

5 got the best gameplay gonna b real

[zinc bear]

Yeah ask me

[simple pebble]

5's MP was leaps and bounds ahead of Infinite

[thick furnace]

halo 5 is like bo7.. great game but the worst story mode of all time

[normal owl]

I have found my H5 tribe, and it is glorious.

loading into Warzone was a shot of hype every single time

[obsidian wyvern]

they shouldve brought back the pelican intro/outro

[simple pebble]

Halo mcc 2 would be sick:

-Halo 5 MP
-Halo Infinite
Any future Halos are launched into this, ensuring a long lifespawn for both 5 and Infinite which are both dying/dead

[naive oyster]

no voce chat?

[waxen rose]

How many hours does my son CHUDLY have in halo 5 @zinc bear

[naive oyster]

voice

[zinc bear]

830….

[naive oyster]

1500

[thick furnace]

halo infinite try to be a decent game challenge,, (impossible)

ugliest armor designs and mid smelly gameplay

[simple pebble]

Halo: The Spartan Locke Collection it shall be called

[naive oyster]

play 1500h

[simple pebble]

Smelly?

[waxen rose]

No one likes Locke that much pal

[naive oyster]

only online

[tropic kiln]

he has a fortnite pfp so

id ignore him

[simple pebble]

Halo 5's MP smelled fantastic btw - like a new car filled with delectable freshly-peeled grapes

[tropic kiln]

true 🙂‍↕️

[thick furnace]

bad artstyle and the boosts were locked behind a powerup

then the cool melee stuffs gone

customization was also horrible

[zinc bear]

“Bad art style” and it’s the classic beloved one ok bud

[tacit atlas]

That is genuinely the worst take that I ever seen

Dear primus

[thick furnace]

we just lying

5 got the best style..

[zinc bear]

Now we just lying

[tacit atlas]

Perchance

[tropic kiln]

we just baiting

[obsidian wyvern]

falling for the ragebait

[stable quiver]

🫣

[simple pebble]

Genuinely not baiting, I have thought this over for a while:

Halo 5 artstyle > Infinite artstyle

[spare owl]

Wow, 343 doesnt even have an answer for us why the servers are down

[obsidian wyvern]

they said they're looking into it

[spare owl]

Yeah thats alarming

[normal owl]

This discussion made me go back for nostalgia, and apparently all I did on 1/22/2017 was play H5:

[obsidian wyvern]

that's usually the thing people say when they start looking into a problem

[steady jolt]

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

Halo Support (@HaloSupport)

⚠️ The development team is investigating reports of #HaloMCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 8:55 PM

[spare owl]

Yeah, its also translation for we have no idea what we are doing

[steady jolt]

That's not what it means

[tropic kiln]

k bro

[obsidian wyvern]

there's so much to get annoyed at but you choose dumb things like this lol ok

I don't see many companies actually talk about all the issues they've had in detail

[steady jolt]

There are a multitude of reasons why there could be issues, some of them may involve services outwith the studios control

[spare owl]

its ok

[naive oyster]

c mon online short game

fast game

i like the head shot game:)

nobudy in the voce gamblers ?

voice

[normal owl]

All looking-for-group content goes in the LFG threads, thank you.

[hasty zinc]

hmm

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[hasty zinc]

HMMMMM

[normal owl]

This is so cool! When was this??

[hasty zinc]

Stardate 58759.1

[normal owl]

You made me close my eyes and sigh at that one, great job.

[hasty zinc]

and the premise of this episode is that the rings weather control systems are malfunctioning producing ice and snow

[normal owl]

When did this episode come out?

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bEDLAE1qQUg.gif

[indigo lotus]

Freeman: Captain’s log, stardate, uhh lost count. Nothing but giving viewers nothing but a boring monologue log dialogue which makes it very cheesy.

[hasty zinc]

let me see

Thursday, September 14, 2023

[normal owl]

ah ok so Halo was a well-worn IP by then.

[hasty zinc]

you could say that lol

I'm watching Lower Decks for the first time

well at least this season and the next

[normal owl]

That's an episode on Lower Decks?? I have to watch that.

[hasty zinc]

yee

[normal owl]

looks like it's S4E1

[hasty zinc]

E3

[normal owl]

Time to skip ahead and know nothing about what occurred before.

[hasty zinc]

NO

[naive oyster]

new halo in 2026?

[hasty zinc]

yes

[normal owl]

oh my gosh, I don't want to slog through 3 seasons of a cartoon to see this Halo episode.

[naive oyster]

soon ?

[hasty zinc]

sometime after today

[hasty zinc]

it's not a slog!

what is a slog is the proposed 16 inches of snow this weekend we're supposed to get

do you like star trek attorney?

[candid solar]

Huh. Reach on Legendary is easier than I remembered.

[naive oyster]

wen strats haLO 2026?

[candid solar]

Surprised I'm playing this without my skin sloughing off due to the intense radiating disgust I feel touching this... Entity of a game.

[normal owl]

I do! Donated to the DS9 documentary and stood up in the theatre, even. But animated shows start with half the potential stars for me and have to work their way back up. It's hard for me to really enjoy them.

[hasty zinc]

then you will LOVE LD

[candid solar]

Lower Decks has a lot of little love letters to Voyager and DS9, it's p good

[south ferry]

Will Halo studios work through the night to fix this issue or is it on the clock only?

[hasty zinc]

and the actual actors do voice work!

[normal owl]

Well that is a high recommendation and I will give it a shot.

[compact pasture]

Is it just me or is the MCC Custom Games Browser completely dead? You can't even get into a game without a bot auto crashing the lobby... It's even happening in Matchmaking at this point.

[candid solar]

Known issue.

[compact pasture]

Oh lovely, so that means they're going to fix it then?

[candid solar]

I mean problably

[steady jolt]

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

Halo Support (@HaloSupport)

⚠️ The development team is investigating reports of #HaloMCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 8:55 PM

[hasty zinc]

judge it off of this little clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz9HQlx2Nec

[warm oxide]

Haiii

[indigo lotus]

I have seen some of the Next Generation actors at Denver Fan Expo in 2023. It was interesting seeing them. But the real interesting part was meeting Peter Cullen, the original voice of Optimus Prime.

[warm oxide]

Hey guys, do you know where I can get help for my TMCC profile/account?

I got infected/wormed by a cheater

now I can't play matchmaking, everytime I join a match it will finish as soon as it starts and get my banned

maybe all the other people is getting banned too

[hasty zinc]

look what stckr posted right before you posted

[warm oxide]

Ayy

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/swv9xz46qOH.gif

[compact pasture]

So MCC is so cooked they're finally doing SOMETHING with the game

[warm oxide]

Dude I wish they fixed everything, player cards, stats, etc.

[compact pasture]

Good to know it takes ruining the game for them to actually do anything..

[indigo lotus]

Have you ever seen any Star Trek actors in person?

[waxen rose]

I've seen 3

[hasty zinc]

no 🙁

[south ferry]

The servers are down, however... why would you think your pc is infected?

[waxen rose]

Bugs inside his pc
The worm infects

[naive oyster]

nobudy play online multi ?

[indigo lotus]

I see. I seen some of Next Generation back in 2023 at Denver Fan Expo. The longer lines were on Peter Cullen, the original voice of Optimus Prime, Sam Rami and Ron Perlman. Maybe one day you might have a chance to meet any of Star Trek actors.

[naive oyster]

pc works always

[haughty prism]

Greetings fellow men of Halo

[waxen rose]

Get off my halo no one authorized you to be here

[steady jolt]

and women, and others

[thick furnace]

real ones know im true

[hasty zinc]

yeah they usually show up to a convention near me, just haven't been able to make it to one

[thick furnace]

5 has the BEST style

[waxen rose]

H5 best thx to fred

[haughty prism]

Nah im authorised to be here alright

[south ferry]

If infinite went down, would there be more or less people in chat, asking about the servers?

[thick furnace]

😬

[waxen rose]

Be afraid

[haughty prism]

[thick furnace]

grimacing emoji

[waxen rose]

That AINT grimacing
Looks like youre struggling to get something out

[haughty prism]

Wym nah

[covert glacier]

I feel like your bad at halo

[ocean herald]

*you’re

[vagrant kettle]

Buuuuuuuurn

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[thick furnace]

linda the goat

[covert glacier]

Still wouldn't change that you'd be bad at halo

[south ferry]

What rank does someone start to get good?

[hasty zinc]

10k hours worth

[covert glacier]

Rank doesn't necessarily mean good

[south ferry]

So what does?

[hasty zinc]

skill

[covert glacier]

Being good at the game?

[south ferry]

So how can you tell if someone is good at the game?

[hasty zinc]

watch them play

[covert glacier]

Watching them

[south ferry]

So what rank is usually good?

[zinc bear]

Linda*

[ocean herald]

my mom thinks I’m very good at the game actually

[covert glacier]

Thanks great osky

[waxen rose]

Fred*

[zinc bear]

Your mom thinks I’m very good at the game too WOAHHHHH

[waxen rose]

My Mom thinks I should explode whenever I play halo because I take up the 90” tv she could've been using to watch golden girls

[vagrant kettle]

There’s good and bad people in all ranks, but usually gold and upwards are more experienced.

[zinc bear]

Cause you play halo 5 at full blast at 12 am (can confirm this is true)

[covert glacier]

How do you play on such a massive screen

[waxen rose]

SORRY UGH IM HAVING FUN

[zinc bear]

So you can see Fred-104 in yo face

[waxen rose]

Because I am blind and cant see well (im a chud who lost his glasses and insurance wont pay for new ones)

[covert glacier]

I dont wanna

[cedar turret]

Have you tried listening for them?

[waxen rose]

Use my extra ordinary hearing to find my glasses like a bat?

[zinc bear]

I didn’t lose mine just sayin

[waxen rose]

Soon.

[cedar turret]

You don’t have an old pair?

[zinc bear]

Wait what happened to just don’t

[waxen rose]

My old pair doesn't work anymore bc my eyesight got worse

[zinc bear]

Why are you soul bird house now

[covert glacier]

Real, I have to be close to my screen, I have 20/20 vision but its really hard to take notice on what's going

[tropic kiln]

how much does one pair cost

[waxen rose]

250

[thick furnace]

halo 5 is like top 3 halo oat

[waxen rose]

For me at least only bc my lenses are thick

[zinc bear]

I’ll buy you one
I have a dollar

[thick furnace]

linda carried

[tropic kiln]

mines are thick too

[covert glacier]

🤫

[thick furnace]

😼

[tropic kiln]

i want to do the laser thing

[zinc bear]

My glasses are thin cause I only need them for far sight

[covert glacier]

I had the halo 5 xbox for awhile, and only played mcc on it

[thick furnace]

for gameplay 5 is the numba 1 best game ever,,

[tropic kiln]

plot twist: servers are down cause theyre adding h5 to mcc

[thick furnace]

for story tho 4 is the best,,

[covert glacier]

id probably say reqch

Story also goes to reach for me

[thick furnace]

carried by character deaths

characters u hardly get to know too

[covert glacier]

What's 5 carried by apart from multiplayer, if i recall halo 5 had the worst story out of all 6 mainline games

[covert glacier]

I agree tho

[tropic kiln]

Buck

[waxen rose]

Look at Dareal
Always taking care of me as a man should

[zinc bear]

What ok

[thick furnace]

thats why i said 5 is the best halo for gameplay

[waxen rose]

LOL

[covert glacier]

I guess, I tried liking it but the tone feels so off

My fav halo oat is halo 2 tho

[forest fossil]

sup

im back.... again

[misty marsh]

Hi back.... again, im icky spartan

[obsidian wyvern]

@normal owl https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2013733381436236001 does this mean anything to u

Fortnite (@Fortnite)

Build. Beets. Battle Royale.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 10:00 PM

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-elite-sangheili-greetings-gif-25839730

guys a blue elite has switched here

[coral yoke]

2a
-# it's just a remaster of 2 lmao

-# still a pretty good remaster especially compared to 1a

[south ferry]

H2A is the best. Especially with the updated cutscenes.
Drool at the mouth worthy

[granite breach]

Is there a reason as to why Elite's shields can survive a blast from a Spartan Laser, but not from a Plasma Launcher?

[naive turret]

kinetic force or smth idk

[analog sail]

@slate briar helllol

[granite breach]

But Spartans shields are better than Elites shields and Spartans can't survive a shot from the Spartan laser while Elites somehow can.

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-dwight-identity-thief-geek-battlestargalactica-gif-4700649

[normal owl]

If The Office is coming to Fortnite I'll have to buy every single item. So it is written.

[obsidian wyvern]

it is lol

[normal owl]

When??

[obsidian wyvern]

no info on it yet

[warm oxide]

not infected infected, like malware infected; but more like an account thing?. However it wouldn't surprise me that MCC could get RCEd

[normal owl]

Well if by chance you happen to see, I'd greatly appreciate the intel so I can ensure I get everything. Thanks for the heads up!

[warm oxide]

for more context lmao they referenced the X post too

ha I can't post the screenshot of the support reply but yeah they are on it

[covert glacier]

I highly doubt it, its provably just a server issue since its halo mcc is gaining more players recently

[granite breach]

Maybe MCC got infected by a Flood infection form.

[calm pilot]

When does MCC expect to be fixed and the ppl who are banning accs for no reason

[coral yoke]

i have been instakilled by a spartan laser as an elite before lmao

-# this is why the game needs iframessss

[granite breach]

NPCs Elites don't die from a Spartan Laser.

[warm oxide]

I'm seeing that GoW is also experiencing the same issue so yeah def a server side problem

[zinc bear]

Prolly Microsoft

[warm oxide]

the logic plague

[wanton harbor]

hi chat

anyone on?

[coral yoke]

well even kratos needs a break sometimes

(i haven't played god of war yet)

[coral yoke]

well uh
yeah if it's enough to instakill a player and not a reskinned marine i don't even know what to say about that

game design ✨

[covert glacier]

Pretty sure he meant gears of war

[hasty zinc]

wow didn't tag me smh

[obsidian wyvern]

you aren't a real office fan

[hasty zinc]

yeah I guess 9 watchthroughs isn't enough

[naive turret]

The tenth one cinches it trust

[obsidian wyvern]

way off the mark of a true fan

[red halo]

ive been immediately banned the last 2 times ive tried to play mcc, whats up with that?
it finds a lobby of players, attempts to load the match i think, and then i get booted to lobby and it says a member of your party is banned?

[analog knot]

Currently servers are broken, wait for a fix.

[red halo]

lol and im the one who takes the brunt of it. banning players in a social gamemode is stupid anyways

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-arbiter-halo-arbiter-gif-15782851

[zinc bear]

cause the servers are down so youre mistakenly banned. just dont play right now

[onyx night]

fix mcc

[zinc bear]

they are

[onyx night]

rn?

[zinc bear]

its not fixed right now, servers take a bit to fix. but its being worked on and halo studios is aware

[steady jolt]

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

Halo Support (@HaloSupport)

⚠️ The development team is investigating reports of #HaloMCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 8:55 PM

[waxen rose]

Im not gonna fix it now with that attitude
You'll suffer a little longer now

[granite breach]

You're gonna torture him by having him respawn on top of a cliff so he falls and dies in a loop.

[waxen rose]

Exactly
This wouldn't of happened if he just of been patient and didnt give me attitude

Tsk tsk tsk

[zinc bear]

ts ts ts pmo

[granite breach]

Then you'll deliver the ultimate punishment by carving the Mark of Shame on him.

[waxen rose]

No one realizes just how horrific getting branded is

[zinc bear]

it happened to me once
i dont recommend

[waxen rose]

Arbiter casually gets branded thank you halo 2 for this awesome feature

[waxen rose]

“CHUD” cold pressed into your leg yeah we know

[zinc bear]

okay ill just disappear
since you hate me

[waxen rose]

No I dont hate you im sorry dont blow up please

[zinc bear]

too late

[waxen rose]

What have I done

[crude marsh]

Omg I do! I love halo, wby?

[analog knot]

If ranked is properly tuned these people will stay in ranked, doing what you described.

I like to play FFA and Objective, MCC has no ranked for either of those. Guess I just cant play?

[dawn juniper]

Dawg I’m crine

[static knot]

why is Halo wars better than the main series games?

[naive turret]

Idk you prefer RTS?

They’re both pretty solid imo

[red halo]

Kissing boot for no apparent reason

[zinc bear]

what..? thats just the reason why

the servers being down is the reason why youre getting mistakenly banned because you dont have a stable connection

[calm pilot]

Huh

[red halo]

Because I’m European and there isn’t enough European players to populate an EU server ever, nevermind a btb lobby

[muted rose]

Is this true

Poor soul

[covert glacier]

Try being from Oceania

[waxen rose]

We could've used with a walmart riiiiiggggghhhht there

[uneven grove]

:3

[waxen rose]

So uh are we not gonna discuss how there are flood roommates on the ring? How will this effect rent prices? I dont think this is entirely safe for my family

[idle sundial]

just got a one hour MM ban on mcc for no reason? i was about to load into a reach infection lobby and the que stopped because someone in the lobby got banned then i had one wtf?

only an hour but rlly annoying i was abouta play lol

[steady jolt]

There are known issues with MCC right now

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/2013717009884709216

Halo Support (@HaloSupport)

⚠️ The development team is investigating reports of #HaloMCC online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · Jan 20, 2026, 8:55 PM

[waxen rose]

Y'all when we say “dont play mcc rn” we seriously mean DONT play it rn😭

[subtle vine]

I just got hour banned as well. I would load in the game and it would act like it starts and then returns to lobby

[idle sundial]

danm breh atleast im not the only one haha

[subtle vine]

Is this news anywhere else besides X?

[steady jolt]

Here

[subtle vine]

#general-chat ?

[steady jolt]

#halo-support-news

[subtle vine]

thank you very much! i'll know next time haha

[trail edge]

Halo has been backdoored. What a safe game.

[granite breach]

People think the game is dead like that Covenant Battle Cruiser that Master Chief blew up.

[waxen rose]

It's really not

[steady jolt]

Let's not spread misinformation please

[waxen rose]

First thing vro says in this server is craziness 💔

[trail edge]

Information, this is basic coding. if there's an online interface there's always a backdoor.

[pulsar heron]

that... is definitely not how the term backdoor is used

[trail edge]

oversight or an issue. The game is unsafe

[hasty zinc]

you're unsafe

[steady jolt]

Again, don't spread misinformation

[subtle vine]

H3 swat is 🔥

[steady jolt]

We don't have any details about the current issue

[pulsar heron]

"backdoors" in cybersec terms are planted, not inherent. server outages arent always automatically hack related. take a step back and chill

[steady jolt]

It's dangerous to make claims like this when you have no facts or evidence to back it up

[indigo lotus]

Also false information can cause outrage or anger from fans who don’t pay close attention on facts or evidence and blaming developers who are not at fault

[waxen rose]

Preach king

[hasty zinc]

also it makes you look like a silly goose

[waxen rose]

The worst thing to be: silly goose (negative)

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/ssYnaX9mYyl.gif

[waxen rose]

He is very silly look at him

Rocking those shades inside a car
You crazy

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-of-gas-blue-brothers-hit-it-gif-18357795782957779468

[waxen rose]

I think thats a crime
Wearing sunglasses indoors.
Or just American

[hasty zinc]

what if you work at an indoor sun simulation laboratory

[indigo lotus]

And laser eye surgery as well

[keen estuary]

Hide your bright eyes

[zenith silo]

How many push ups can the master cheif do?

[steady jolt]

At least 1

[pulsar heron]

sniped

[waxen rose]

Master chief cant sprint so what makes you think he can push…up?

[zenith silo]

🗿

[waxen rose]

Just dont
Work at the sunglasses outside laboratory

[indigo lotus]

Cheif can do push ups on two fingers

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/okXhBcNILCa.gif

[zenith silo]

He can do push ups on 0 fingers

[waxen rose]

See
Just gotta come up with smart solutions

[pulsar heron]

in space, up and down are relative. maybe he cant do push ups but can do push downs

[waxen rose]

He plants his face in the ground and pushes up using sheer will

[zenith silo]

Thats aura

Maybe thats hwo he rizzed up cortana

[waxen rose]

That's how he saved humanity wdym

[deft cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/drawing-a-circle-master-chief-pablo-schreiber-halo-drawing-on-a-mirror-gif-25727216

[waxen rose]

Master chief likes to draw it's okay me too

[zenith silo]

hes one of those math nerds that can do like a perfect circle

[waxen rose]

Perfect circle challenge is a real thing thank you very much

[zenith silo]

ok

I wonder if he can: Dunk

like michael jordan long live 23

[waxen rose]

He's 7’2”ft tall im pretty sure he can 😭

[zenith silo]

ACTUALLY???!!!

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/j-o-r-g-e-gif-1785865943195498080

[granite breach]

Didn't prepare for it much, but it went well. Thank God.

[covert glacier]

No it hasn't, servers are down

[zenith silo]

I wonder if he can: Do tom cruise type stuff

like jump out of planes

[vast sage]

What is happening

Why are there no games at all

[covert glacier]

Halo mcc is having server problems

[vast sage]

Damn

[little nimbus]

LOOKING FOR A 10 SET ODST CREW MYTHIC

[rustic monolith]

It's hackers making the game unplayable and banning accounts. Don't use CGB or MM for now

[waxen rose]

Its not hackers 😭

[covert glacier]

There are no hackers

[safe summit]

Hello

[zenith silo]

I SAW THE SUN

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[zenith silo]

i like rap

[waxen rose]

Back when poofy hair was normal

[zenith silo]

and dove cameron

[cedar turret]

You shouldn't name doves. It makes eating squab a little awkward

[waxen rose]

I name my fish
I still eat em. It makes it feel more personal

[zenith silo]

Dove Cameron is an artist

[idle sundial]

mcc back up or nah

[zenith silo]

Sup attorney

[runic crest]

no...

343 better get to work

[ocean herald]

ooo nice. ds1 is good and of course sm2

[little nimbus]

LOOKING FOR A 10 SET ODST CREW MYTHIC

[runic crest]

https://tenor.com/view/master-finish-finished-working-over-gif-27234987

[naive turret]

SM2!!!

[mint aurora]

Fix MCC or go on Great Journey irl.

[cedar turret]

One of those looks okay. The first one was worth an afternoon

[waxen rose]

Final fantasy but not even a good one

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[waxen rose]

Death standing hooray im eating good tonight

[hasty zinc]

great game

[covert glacier]

Final fantasy is pretty good

Oh and ninja gaiden

[waxen rose]

Baby in a jar
Reminds me of a certain resident evil game

That's the one thing they have in common

[runic crest]

RESIDENT.... EVIL....

[indigo lotus]

Interesting. They added Final Fantasy 1 about week and half ago and today Resident Evil: Village

[covert glacier]

I haven't bought gamepass in so long

[ocean herald]

i've told myself i'm gonna start that series eventually and just never have

[waxen rose]

When my resident is lowk evil but I cant prove it

[covert glacier]

Yeah happens to the best of us, only game ive finished from the series is final fantasy 13 lol and its one of the "worst" apparently

[runic crest]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-when-the-resident-isnt-evil-gif-13323770160780764294

type logic

[dawn juniper]

MCC still broken lmao

[red halo]

Who

[waxen rose]

Deadnaming halo studios in big2026🙏

[red halo]

Whom

[covert glacier]

Even through a name change the company is still butt

[red halo]

I’m confused, who are we talking about

[covert glacier]

Does anyone else watch halo kill streaks? I do because I like the announcers voice its soothing

[covert glacier]

The company who made halo

[red halo]

Bungie?

[covert glacier]

Cringe

[red halo]

?

[covert glacier]

Oh wait I worded that wrong

[waxen rose]

Bungie hasnt had a hand in halo in over a decade king

[covert glacier]

The company who now owns halo

[covert glacier]

Kinda wish they would come back

[waxen rose]

I kinda wish their company would collapse

[red halo]

Hahahahaha

[waxen rose]

Im a bungie hater sorry

[red halo]

This server is ridiculous

Bunch of morons goodbye

[waxen rose]

Is your pfp blonde dean winchester

I guess I'll never know

[covert glacier]

I only "like" bungie for the old halos, I haven't touched a single new game they've made, except marathon looks kinda good

[waxen rose]

Bungie was good for ce and h2 (imo)

[covert glacier]

I disagree due to personal preference, I really like the gunplay in halo reach, not so much 3 tho I just dont really like 3

Halo 2 is definitely the best halo made imo everything about is good

[granite breach]

I really enjoy just any game tbh. I do sometimes give scores based on other things like story itself, characterization, graphics etc. but entertainment I always have.

[covert glacier]

Yeah thats valid, I dont like halo 5 because of the color pallete, too bright for me

I dont like bright games all that much

[waxen rose]

OSKY I SEE THAT REACH SYMBOL

[ocean herald]

[granite breach]

I play on PC so I either have to watch a whole gameplay of Halo 5 or watch my friend play through it all. I played Halo: Reach, Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, and Halo 3: ODST. Still have yet to play 4 and Infinite.

[covert glacier]

Do any of you guys have the mister chief helmet?

[ocean herald]

yooo mr grim has a server emoji

[granite breach]

My Halo fanatic friend does.

[covert glacier]

Yeah I play pc too, when I had my Xbox I tried 5 and I thought it looked like someone took lsd and slapped it on the screen

[covert glacier]

I do too! I completed halo reach with that being my main helmet

On legendary!

[topaz gazelle]

i honestly "hate" the mister chief helmet from halo reach for using the mariner helmet base, everyone that i saw seeing this helmet just recognize as "mister chief's helmet". i like mariner, it deserved more imo 🙁

[granite breach]

Brb, at an uncles house.

[covert glacier]

Tbh I dont like most of reaches helmets, I only wore the mister chief variant for a goofy photo when I finished the game

[waxen rose]

Too bad we cant rage bait him anymore

[ocean herald]

😔

[waxen rose]

What has our world become💔

[ocean herald]

i think he was ragebaiting us tbh

[waxen rose]

Its impossible to have a normal well adjusted conversation with him

whenever I see him in the archive I just go “okay bro who upset you this time”

[ocean herald]

Yeah it was a challenge. Sometimes he was legit just yappin

[waxen rose]

He talks about nothing burgers all the time like bro… do you not have a job? A hobby to keep you busy?

[ocean herald]

Lol yeah one time he was in here for like 12+ hours. I think someone actually kept count

I remember going to bed and next morning he was STILL going

[waxen rose]

Holy unemployed😭

[ocean herald]

.

[steady jolt]

Noooooo. That's not the same Grim 😂

[ocean herald]

16 😆

[waxen rose]

Im crine holy moly bro😭

[ocean herald]

Oh I know, I was just looking at the emoji list and saw the name

[steady jolt]

This is my favorite Grim

[waxen rose]

Look at that hair
He’s going places

[steady jolt]

I can't even remember what Halo bulletin that was from, must have been around Halo 5 time

[ocean herald]

Tried to reverse image search lol

https://imgur.com/a/eNhgvyg

[obsidian wyvern]

is he driving

[steady jolt]

Yeah, think he was

[robust plaza]

hehe

Hi

[robust eagle]

anybody down for summ halo

[covert glacier]

Ive been lying in bed all day waiting for the mcc servers to come back up

[idle sundial]

eventful

[silver fable]

can pee4pee release halo 5 anniversary already

[covert glacier]

I doubt that'll happen due to storage size and engine limitations

[waxen rose]

Hopefully h5 on pc will happen sometime in my lifetime

[idle sundial]

can you play co op FF on mcc rn?

[covert glacier]

Nope

[idle sundial]

danm

[covert glacier]

Nothing works only single player, I tried last night

[zinc bear]

I go in there just to mess with him

[waxen rose]

Lowk thats my fav past time if im bored

[zinc bear]

And all of his takes are always invalid and then for some reason get political like bro this is about halo

[waxen rose]

One minute im talking about kat and how she could've been more complex and the next hes talking about ethnicities like what??

[zinc bear]

“Yeah so I think Marty was right tbh”

[waxen rose]

That's literally half of his statements 😭

[covert glacier]

I wish all the characters of reach weren't as shallow as a puddle

[waxen rose]

Bro will bootlick marty and no one asked for his opinion on the guy either
Half the crap he says is unprompted 😭

[pliant hatch]

maybe #77 driving force? idk though since the page doesn't exist anymore. edit: not it

[vagrant kettle]

“Spark and Marty said they’re human. There is no debate.” 😭

[waxen rose]

IM CACKLING

[snow hawk]

Hello

[robust plaza]

hi

[covert glacier]

I NEED THE HALO MCC SERVERS BACK!

[robust plaza]

fr

[pliant hatch]

I just played a couple games in it

[robust plaza]

in the MCC?

[covert glacier]

So the online servers are back up?

[pliant hatch]

yes

[robust plaza]

same

i just did Halo Reach Campaign

[covert glacier]

So the servers aren't back up

[pliant hatch]

idk, try for yourself