general-chat

[zinc bear]

“Joyouse, take a selfie of us with fire hearts around our heads please.”

[candid solar]

Escharum's six pack a day smoking habit ended in tragedy as usual

[waxen rose]

Its the tuberculosis

[simple wave]

I see such a track with the name was almost gonna be on the OST.

[waxen rose]

I like to think joyeuse sometimes generates whole fics at Chief's command
Chief does canonically like reading so ik that boy has an ao3 account

[simple wave]

Uncle Escharum fought hard, and died well.

[robust salmon]

of course, the xenos couldn't handle the glory of human culture. Chief smokes at least 12 packs by noon on a slow day and he's going strong.

[candid solar]

Space AO3

Where Chief canonically reads slash fics

[robust salmon]

nah chief would hate aislop

[zinc bear]

I need a fanfic generator like joyouse

[waxen rose]

Oni doesnt want you to know abt this

[simple wave]

But in the end he was just a soldier.

[simple wave]

Shady, shady oni.

Keep it a secret from them.

[waxen rose]

“Chief hates ai slop” meanwhile his best friend for 20 years is a literal ai

[candid solar]

Can love bloom on the battlefield, said Chief, as he looked deeply into Escharum's crimson eyes. They burned with intensity, as faceplate touched brutish lips, as Esparza looked on in horror.

[normal owl]

*in envy

[robust salmon]

"if chief was real he would read fanfictions"

"no he would not!"

chief if he was real: "I am quite fond of this 'White Monster' and 'reels'"

[cedar turret]

You never had to read Cortana's angsty teen poetry

[waxen rose]

Can love really bloom on a battle feild says master chief from halo infinite

[zinc bear]

Chief is he was real: “I need a therapist.”

[simple wave]

And the previous fiction Friday was about a shipboard AI, so.

Halo Wars 2 related I think.

[zinc bear]

Yes just look at me and Linda

[waxen rose]

IN HORROR HAS ME CSCKLING

[candid solar]

Horror and envy both, as the gravitic field kept crushing his organs like Escharum's thigh was being crushed by Chief's powerful armored hand.

[waxen rose]

I hope we get to one day
I know that girl has a wattpad acc

[zinc bear]

Joyouse slowly turned off her functionality so she couldn’t witness chief and escharum start to kiss each other passionately

[robust salmon]

vodka, white monster, cigarettes, and of course Skyrim is all the therapy a man needs

[waxen rose]

White monster is gonna make it all worse

[zinc bear]

Son im crine chief would NOT do any of that

[robust salmon]

the STALKER games as well

[candid solar]

Still a better story than Halo 3 tbh

[zinc bear]

Helmet on btw

[zinc bear]

Stalker makes me depressed Idk man

[robust salmon]

I'm CRINE you do NOT know the big C like that brosquito 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

The big C😭

[zinc bear]

Actually I do he’s my dad

[robust salmon]

its so peak tho

[zinc bear]

It is but it makes me depressed

[waxen rose]

My dad (the big J (Jorge)) can beat up your dad

[candid solar]

Chief and Escharum are dareal's dads and they do a wonderful job

[robust salmon]

if your will is strong it will

[zinc bear]

Linda’s my wife and it’s a little weird sometimes but it’s okay

[candid solar]

I wonder how the writer for that part of Halo Infinite would feel about this

[waxen rose]

WHAT okay lets backtrack

[zinc bear]

What

Sorry I’m a chud

[waxen rose]

My dad works for ONI and can fire your dad

[robust salmon]

cuz I'm a CHUD...

[waxen rose]

Be afraid

[zinc bear]

Well I don’t have one so get smart phOWNED

[waxen rose]

Collecting dads like Pokemon cards

[normal owl]

Finally reached a stop point on this case and now the weekend begins: better late than never.

[zinc bear]

Are you an actual attorney

[white seal]

11th, there are 3 modders in one lobbey.

[waxen rose]

No he dances and sings “I want it that way” all day and I respect that

[candid solar]

Powerful energy tbh

[zinc bear]

Ain’t nothing but a heart ache

(Brooklyn 99 reference yay)

[waxen rose]

I never wanna hear you sayyy

[candid solar]

The japanese voice over cast did the whole scene in English

[waxen rose]

This may be peak

[zinc bear]

I want it chiefs way

[waxen rose]

Have it Chief's way and we might not make it out alive 💔

He gave me a pistol and took my rocket launcher.

[coral yoke]

i don't even know who escharum is and yet every second of reading this just kept crushing my very soul

[candid solar]

He gave me a weird forerunner laser beam gun and told me to get into the razorback

[waxen rose]

I still have nightmares from the time he drove off a cliff with me riding shotgun in his warthog…

[candid solar]

I can do more

[waxen rose]

He's the guy who wishes you a jolly christmas

[faint mantle]

At last!

[zinc bear]

Escharum is the replacement for arbiter for chief

[waxen rose]

The arbiter doesn't do long distance relationships

[candid solar]

No that was Jega

Escharum is the stable relationship meant to be

[zinc bear]

The arbiter doesn’t like being locked to a single person. He’s polyamorous and chief is too possessive to handle that

Is my writing peak tho 👀👀👀

[waxen rose]

oh god is chief one of those stupid chud alphas

[candid solar]

No that's Linda

[zinc bear]

That’s Linda and I can confirm it

[candid solar]

She's a Lone Wolf

[zinc bear]

Not until she met me

[coral yoke]

linda wolf

[candid solar]

Amusingly Dinh is not an Alpha Chud

Dinh is actually very based and makes fun of it

[zinc bear]

Amusingly dih 💔

[candid solar]

This is why every Emile fan scream-cried when Dinh howled in the Halo Infinite MP story

[waxen rose]

I kinda wanna draw her as a werewolf now

[candid solar]

In sheer rage and pain

[waxen rose]

He's the type to get a wolf tattoo on his bsck howling at the moon

[vagrant kettle]

“Set a fire in your fireplace, spartan”

[candid solar]

Dinh just really likes wolves and is sad when people think he's one of those weirdos who talk about being Alpha and shill for supplements

[cloud plover]

What ever happened colonel Holland💔

[waxen rose]

It's so sad he gets profiled
He isnt chud💔

[candid solar]

I still find it funny that people were mad that Agryna was nice to the player

Like what's wrong with a Spartan that likes you? Are you that afraid of a woman telling you you're doing a good job?

[vagrant kettle]

“IM THE REAL NOBLE SIX AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU- YOU CAN BE AN ALPHA LONE WOLF LIKE ME!!! JUST GO TO MY WEBSITE AND BUY MY SPONSORED ULTRAGAIN CREAPROTEIN MEGATASTERONE PILLS!!!!! THEYRE SO STRONG DOCTORS ONLY PRESCRIBE THEM TO BRUTES!!!”

[candid solar]

Pan to a million identical Buzz Lightyear toys

[waxen rose]

Halo fans when women are real are afraid

[waxen rose]

Oni doesnt want you to know this

[trim saddle]

Cheers! 🍻

[trim saddle]

Oni-chan isn't very nice.

[candid solar]

Okay this compression sleeve is not working as well as I'd like

[trim saddle]

Not impressed

[coral yoke]

headcanon, six would either never dare say this at any point in their life or boast about it at the first opportunity. no inbetween.

[candid solar]

:c

[candid solar]

It is more Emile coded tbh

[coral yoke]

damn you're right.

[candid solar]

Any accusation of Emile being one of the worst types of people is accurate tbh

[waxen rose]

Oni-chan!! Haiii!!! Nanidaskii

[candid solar]

The real reason he takes the gun is because he doesn't think Six was Alpha enough (he didn't buy one of Emile's supplements)

[waxen rose]

Six doesn't buy into emile’s horse supplements because they're too busy being an icon

[candid solar]

C'mon Six take the space trucker supplements and have the space tallow fries it'll turn you into a based space Alpha like me

We're gonna end the Covenant's war on protein by eating space protein pancakes and space protein steak

[waxen rose]

Carter tried some after emile pressured him and now wonders why kat left him stranded at a gas station 700 miles away from civilization

[hasty zinc]

Moa tallow*

[candid solar]

TRUE

I still can't believe I'm referencing something an actual agency in my life posted on freaking Twitter

Good god lmao it's all so unserious

[waxen rose]

Dont assosiate my family name with twitter

[waxen rose]

Im pretty sure a pharmacist tried it and it's literal straight up poison
“Ill try this first and after ill send it to the lab”

[candid solar]

I like how we just have a Ghost as a sticker

[candid solar]

The gas station supplements? Yeah those'll explode your heart

It's like four different types of stimulants or more that are meant to improve your performance with lot lizards and this is a topic I should not continue on.

[waxen rose]

They'll make you meet John halo himself

[candid solar]

That said I should've listened to my grandfather's stories about being a Trucker more, or not, considering the content

I mean he waaaas a trucker when that was a really messed up industry

Well more messed up anyways

[waxen rose]

I hear it's lonely

[candid solar]

His stories did not imply loneliness but did imply a lot of fatherless kids in the western US

[simple wave]

I’ve been so active here… which is great actually.

[waxen rose]

I shouldn't laugh 😭

[simple wave]

I’ve also been on a lil borderlands 4 as of recent. (Level 45 forgeknight)

[candid solar]

Borderlands 4 came out, right

[simple wave]

Yep in September 2025.

PS5, Xbox Series, PC.

[celest pivot]

yo does anyone know what tf is a 764

this random dude tryna add me

[simple wave]

Just ignore it.

[celest pivot]

and he says hes in 764

[simple wave]

Actually, something like that is quite terrible. Block and move on.

[celest pivot]

kk got u

why tf is my name perfect parrot :0

thas not ma name

lemme change it

[steady jolt]

Our bot changed it due to the characters

[celest pivot]

brah

with all my sincerity

gimme back my name

[waxen rose]

Parrots are cool

Embrace it

[celest pivot]

embrace the fact that 343 and Microsoft abandonned halo completely

:3

[steady jolt]

If that was true, they wouldn't have a game coming out this year or multiple projects in development

[celest pivot]

wait. . .weally?

[candid solar]

Nah I don't embrace silly fantasies

[waxen rose]

Dont hug that sorta thing

[celest pivot]

whats the game called

[tacit atlas]

The game

[celest pivot]

wow

[steady jolt]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-gb/halo-campaign-evolved

[waxen rose]

Its the master freak collection they're finally making a game all about me

[candid solar]

Should I get panda or eat a salad

I'm thinking salad

I'mma go with the salad

[waxen rose]

Ceaser🙏

[candid solar]

I haven't eaten anything today tbh

[celest pivot]

kosher👉 👈

[candid solar]

🤨

[waxen rose]

Trying to get my dog Chief to lay down
Old man wont settle

[celest pivot]

chief is so peak🥹

peak name

[waxen rose]

He's like 14
We named him after my grandpa bc he was a chief medical officer in the marines and navy

Now hes an old dog who is upsetting me because hes up down up down on his bed

[celest pivot]

i named my dog dutch

[waxen rose]

Van der linde🙏

[celest pivot]

Rdr2 ref

[waxen rose]

We love rdr2 in this household

[celest pivot]

yeah but isnt halo gonna get a lawsuit

[waxen rose]

Lol what no?

[celest pivot]

because they copied the chief

its the guy from fortnite 🤨

[steady jolt]

[celest pivot]

fortnite got the idea first

its the guy from fortnite yk

[waxen rose]

Who isnt in fortnite atp

[celest pivot]

i know

[waxen rose]

well there are no rockstar characters but other than that

[celest pivot]

NO DONT GIVE THEM THE IDEA

awh its too late

[waxen rose]

Bully coming to fortnite soon /j

[indigo lotus]

Maybe add Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell

[waxen rose]

When are they gonna add Freddy Fitzgerald Fazbear

[zinc bear]

WHY IS HE LYING?

[celest pivot]

they did

[waxen rose]

“I just be making stuff up for laughs”

[celest pivot]

last time i played halo was when they released halo infinite

[zinc bear]

Last time I played halo was yesterday

[waxen rose]

Sometimes you play halo too much it shows up in your dreams and thats a sign to take a break

[warped goblet]

49ers boutta clutch up

[indigo lotus]

Are you sure? I don’t see the character Sam Fisher in Fortnite.

[zinc bear]

That’s how I felt when I dropped 800 hours on halo 5

I legit had dreams of ranking up in halo 5 during lockdown

Why is no one responding now I’m embarrassed

[waxen rose]

This reminds me of that one video “why is no one responding” it was a dreamsmp thing

Im cackling i should watch that again just to relive the second-hand embarrassment

[waxen rose]

Can I be general

[zinc bear]

🫩

[kind hedge]

Yo anyone up to play Halo 2 campaign??

Pretty fast response

[waxen rose]

My goat alpha mix with the tf ref in his bio

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[white seal]

14th time a script kitty crashes the game today.

imagine spending your whole saturday on crashing MCC lobbey's.

[harsh girder]

Hell yeah!

[lunar veldt]

whats ur fav halo game

[white seal]

Reach.

[lunar veldt]

mine is halo 3 i have the 360 version

[white seal]

Ce is my fav campaign

[lunar veldt]

nice

really sad they shut down most servers for 360 tho and now to play online you need the steam version

and it would be cool if the halo 3 mountain dew came back

[zinc bear]

4 is best ❤️❤️

[zinc bear]

You can still play halo 4 mp so that’s a win

[lunar veldt]

nice

[wet oar]

When we joined the covenant, we took an oath!

[waxen rose]

The only oath I know is scouts honor

[zinc bear]

WHO is bro

[tacit atlas]

oath more like.................................. bread

[waxen rose]

Another banger tweet from alpha mix

[zinc bear]

That one guy who has a lisp and loves oats: I love oath

[waxen rose]

The horse with braces: I love oath

[tacit atlas]

tank,,,,,,,, mr. freak,,,, so wowzers

[waxen rose]

You,,,,re,,, welcome,,, mix…

[zinc bear]

Darealmasterfreak

That’s our friends name

[waxen rose]

Why are we fusing

this aint dragon ball z

Or Steven Universe god I cant beleive I watched that 3 times over

[zinc bear]

I watched Brooklyn 99 4 times in like 3 months don’t worry

[wet oar]

Do you even know lines?

[zinc bear]

Yes

[wet oar]

Okay.

[zinc bear]

??

Ohio confusion:

[waxen rose]

I dont think thats a real thing

Ohio was made to explain where potatoes come from oni doesn't want you to know this

[wet oar]

Hmmm.
-# leaves

[kind hedge]

You know for a brick he flew pretty good.

[tacit atlas]

you brick for brick he brcik pretty brick

8ù

[waxen rose]

You could build a house out of that

[tacit atlas]

house out of

[zinc bear]

Rats

[waxen rose]

Flew pretty good

[zinc bear]

Yk I lived in a rubber room with rats once

[kind hedge]

Tell that to the

[waxen rose]

Alpha mix is cooking

[tacit atlas]

rats? i was rats in brick room once rats? i was rats in brick room

is

[waxen rose]

Rat stew halo 2

[tacit atlas]

🤯

[forest fossil]

whats the catchiest song ever?

[zinc bear]

This songs gonna get stuck inside your head by lonely island on the Lego movie soundtrack

[forest fossil]

for me its belive by cher but that one is a good one

[waxen rose]

Telephone gets stuck in my head for days each time I listen to it

[zinc bear]

Oh wait it’s literally called catchy song

[tacit atlas]

definatially Minesweeper by canned sugar or what ever the artisi name was

it is so peam

[waxen rose]

Its so peam I agree

[forest fossil]

guys you chould listen to belive ny cher

[zinc bear]

Peam

[forest fossil]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGxKLUMbbc

[waxen rose]

Peam

I gotta finish listening to peam first (lady gaga) before I listen to that

[simple wave]

You know what some CE remaster (2011) was actually kinda decent. But the old music is what’s done right.

I like Honest Negotiation Suite.

[low trout]

E

[zinc bear]

I like the vibes cause it’s nostalgic for me (ik im newgen 💔💔)

[waxen rose]

Ce remaster was buns.
I hate how it made the chief armor look

[zinc bear]

Same

[simple wave]

It was okay for the time. Now with remake, it’s so good.

[waxen rose]

Keep my boy smooth

[blazing spoke]

It was slop for the time

[zinc bear]

I like it

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/mamer-chmief-master-chief-master-chief-bounce-master-chief-silly-gif-10726840153572790064

[blazing spoke]

H2A clears CEA

[waxen rose]

There he is… the … ouppy

[zinc bear]

Never noticed his ammo pouches until now

[safe summit]

Hi

[simple wave]

I’d imagine if they released CEA like H2A, man oh man. There’d be a whole less of a discourse for CE.

[waxen rose]

The permanent visor shadow it’s cute what if he could take it off like sunglasses

He’s so silly I miss silly chief

Silly for one game what did oni do to you

[zinc bear]

It’s a shame that 666 industries had to RUIN him and give him emotions /j

[waxen rose]

Reflective chief? Nah roll it back bub

[rocky thorn]

GUYS

THIS GUY IN HALO 5 CAUGHT MY STICKY GRENADE WITH HIS GRENADE AND THREW IT BACK AT ME

LIKE THAT HALO 3 CLIP

[zinc bear]

plasma grenade outweighs the regular grenade in h5 im pretty sure. like in infinite

so you either just got very very lucky

cause thats not really possible lol

do you have a clip?

[rocky thorn]

Idk how to export a clip

The game engine made the other grenade disappear but it landed straight on it

His was also a plasma

[hybrid rose]

I hate the remaster

And in 360 it looked even worse to be honest, i always chose to change it to the old graphics

Halo 2 Anniversary is truly a well done remaster :p

[rocky thorn]

Not really

It lacks in some parts like high charity, they make everything brighter when in the original, you had to rely on the flashlight

[cedar turret]

Then switch to the original graphics

[quasi wave]

I also find that some of the remastered tracks are too loud where moments are quiet and somber

Like the start of uprising for example.

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-down-volume-mute-volume-gif-14268149

I'm terribly allergic to milk and afraid of knocking on doors, but I chose to become a milkman.

[waxen rose]

Being a milkman in 2026 is like being a paper boy

no need no more

[zinc bear]

thats how i imagine the mindset of people who hate newer halo and make that a huge point in this server

[cedar turret]

Nah, I don't get points for throwing milk bottles through windows.

[waxen rose]

People should be greatful
You're giving them same day shipping 🙄

“You broke my window” wah wah wah it'll grow back

[zinc bear]

omg my game pass expired mid halo infinite match 💔

[candid solar]

Shrekt

[zinc bear]

multiplayer is free so idk why it kicked me

[candid solar]

NGL I think one of the things that annoys me most about Infinite is that it kinda feels like every time we started getting somewhere good, something bad happened, such as the end of new content drops.

[zinc bear]

okay im back in it now. just had to go to the app and purchase the free mp

[patent goblet]

Infinite just feels so overhauled and overstimulating that it kinda just equates to nothing

[candid solar]

Eh, I like it enough as is, if anything, I wish it had more content.

Like, it feels like half of a Halo game after the content smorgasbord that was 5.

[patent goblet]

Like its fun but i like the grit of the older games and I feel it falls flat on its face alot of the time trying to be this whole new thing while also trying to play to something old

[candid solar]

I don't see it.

If anything it feels like it fails because it tries to be like older games, a literally publicly and frequently stated design ethic it had.

[zinc bear]

i promised myself i would grind for hero rank and i havent picked the game back up since operation infinite

[obsidian wyvern]

why do it though lol

[zinc bear]

cause its fun

[candid solar]

I mean I'm pretty close

[candid solar]

I'm Onyx General II

[trim saddle]

Yeah that'd be crazy to grind for hero.

[zinc bear]

also why not

[trim saddle]

-cough-

[zinc bear]

guys the joke is that he has hero

[patent goblet]

Maybe

[trim saddle]

Totally not working on a second hero account or anything..

[zinc bear]

work on my account pls

the login is
ilovelinda058
[e-mail]

this is not a real login

[patent goblet]

Whats this news about the ai halo 3 I hear is that actually happening cause my friends talked about it

[zinc bear]

AI halo 3? lol what

[candid solar]

Your friends sound pretty gullible.

[patent goblet]

My friends are pretty stupid

[trim saddle]

Go to Spartanrecord.com and look for Thurstacles lol that's my alt I'm running firefight only on

[trim saddle]

I've heard no such thing, and I heard a lot of rumors

[steady jolt]

Yeah that's not a thing

[obsidian wyvern]

hard disagree but sure lol

[candid solar]

But you know what is a thing? The cool smooth taste of Marlbaro cigarettes

[zinc bear]

master chief armor iscool too

[candid solar]

(Do not smoke)

[zinc bear]

TOO LATE 🔥

[steady jolt]

Haven't had that taste in about 20 years

[zinc bear]

i am joking

[faint mantle]

Are ye? ARE YE?

[zinc bear]

also rq, why dont the weapon display offsets apply to the S7 sniper in halo infinite? its been this way since release

[obsidian wyvern]

i swear it does

[zinc bear]

it doesnt. it never works for me

[faint mantle]

Go Seahawks

[obsidian wyvern]

its with the rifle option

[faint mantle]

Don't dareal

[waxen rose]

Not Jacksonville? Not interested

[waxen rose]

Unless it's to smoke some brisket 🤤

[faint mantle]

The day I visit Jacksonville I'll consider rooting for em

[waxen rose]

I was born tere so I gotta be loyal even if the jaguars just started being a good team in the past 3 years

They have been consistently buns but they're coming back I tell you what

[amber mirage]

What kind of buns? The kind with sesame seeds?

[waxen rose]

The toasted ones

[ocean herald]

Florida man discovered

[waxen rose]

Florida born
Minnesota raised

[faint mantle]

(Spoiler because this thing looks bae)

[faint mantle]

Couldn't be my buns

[waxen rose]

Boy get out the way thats every ones dinner now
Aka give me a bite

[obsidian wyvern]

saying that and censoring the pic is a move

[ocean herald]

Merty has nice buns

[faint mantle]

You can get the freak out of Florida but you can't get Florida out of the freak

[waxen rose]

Amen brother

[faint mantle]

I thought the same

[shadow bough]

bring back the halo 5 lightrifle

it was satisfying, though the halo 4 lightrifle was bad.

[pliant hatch]

in mp?

[shadow bough]

im not a competitive/mp player

so im not sure, but the halo 5 lightrifle in campaign was satisfying to shoot, the scope was good too!

bring back acrophobia skull

and make halo on vr

them 2 things = halo great again

[pliant hatch]

I didn't think it was bad in campaign and it def wasn't bad in mp.

[shadow bough]

i enjoyed it, tbh im playing halo 5 rn just to go get it

halo 5 didnt deserve its hate, except the enemy design. i disagree with it, and the master chief gets cooked scene

[amber mirage]

H5 Lightrifle was indeed goated

[shadow bough]

singing grunt in halo 5 mission alliance deserves to be higher authority than yapyap the destroyer from hw2

carbine was also goated in halo 4

[hasty zinc]

halo 4 in general is goated

[shadow bough]

i didnt enjoy it

the weapons were trash except carbine, carbine in all games except halo infinite was goated

[floral pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[pliant hatch]

it's inconsistent in h2

[amber mirage]

and 3

[shadow bough]

is this a bug, i saw on halo 5 a phantom that has a turret and its grunt is just hanging off the bottom side of it

no halo 3 was my favorite game and had the best carbine in my opinion

[amber mirage]

For me, carbines go 5 > 4 > 3 > 2

[shadow bough]

anyone else play with thunderstorm skull on mcc naturally on? i do and honestly enemies arent that different

[pliant hatch]

blood of suban my beloved

[shadow bough]

true

whats better, h4 lightrifle or halo infinites p[lasma pistol

i just watched a grunt in a ghjost drive off a cliff in h5 enemy lines

[pliant hatch]

h4 lr

[shadow bough]

halo ce plasma pistol underated, it 3 shots elites

[candid solar]

Onyx General 3 achieved

In uh

One Survive the Undead match lmao

[shadow bough]

better ranger elite: halo reach-5, or halo 2? i personally thing halo 2, they ahd better design and actual working jetpacks

i have one carbine buyllet eft, what do i do, shoot it, or save it?

nvm i got 25 more resevre shells

[manic nimbus]

Halo reach ranger elite is the best elite.

[idle sundial]

LF for campaign co op just needa do one mission for a weekly, i prefer reach but can play wtv. MCC

[shadow bough]

halo 2 best visually and weapons and functionally

im out of ammo, and i have one more magnum round, what do i do?

nvm

situation solved i found a lightrifle... wait, LIGHTRIFLE?!?! ok now i am cooking

[pliant hatch]

not all. easier way is to hit them with one shot and then shoot them.

[candid solar]

Halo Reach Rangers having a cool look is like, the one thing I'll agree with Reach fans on.

It's a very nice looking void suit compared to the weird Halo 4 one;.

[shadow bough]

how do halo reach-5 elites so agile they so fat

[candid solar]

IDK, ask the fat Halo Reach elites they took their animations from.

Reach is straight up original sin for so many things people complain about in 4-5

[harsh bane]

It's worth noting that the same designer for Halo 4/5's Covenant (And Infinite's) also designed Reach's Covenant

[pliant hatch]

have you seen a bear? they can look fat, but are pretty agile.

[shadow bough]

i jsut stuck a plasma grenade on my self tryna grenade jump

[candid solar]

It's almost as though the design intent of 4's Covenant was to turn up the dial that made the Covenant feel threatening and alien in Reach.

Crazy. Surely, there's no reason for that to be the case, right?

[shadow bough]

i get infinites elite agility

[candid solar]

This is sarcasm.

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[shadow bough]

wdym good mor- wait timezones.

lol i forgot basic timezone things

in battle of suniaon mission on h5 i jsut sword dueled that ranger that has an energy sword in the 3rd aa gun area, cause one of the elites has an energy sword when the covenant pods drop before the third aa gun, leading to u getting an energy sword, so u can duel the othere elite that has one

[twilit grail]

Reach is the best Halo game prove me otherwise

[shadow bough]

halo 3

[twilit grail]

True

Lowkey 3 and Reach are my 2 favourite games

Of the franchise

[shadow bough]

halo 3 soundtracks, gameplay, story, and emotional weight in some of the cutscenes, and epic assault feels on mission the covenant

[shadow bough]

honorable soundtrack mention: halo ce

specifically on the mission truth and reconciliation

[twilit grail]

✅

[harsh bane]

The problem with Reach for me is just that it sheds a lot of what I like about Halo in favor of other stuff. I appreciate Reach as a game, but it's hard for me to say it's the "best Halo" when Reach doesn't give me much of what I look for in Halo.

[shadow bough]

the weird thing about halo 5 is on battle of sunian at the 4th aa guns theres a choir of grunts singing in the midst of literall warfare

just dueled a zealot.

i won

btw i got a skull suggestion for mcc

make all elites zealots and all brutes chieftans

[manic nimbus]

That would be cool. I like a challenge.

[shadow bough]

zealots ez

brute chieftans ez, zealots just need a magnum headshot, then chieftans just melee them in the back (thats how they are killed in halo 3)

[shadow bough]

make us fight rebels

thatd be cool

[hasty zinc]

human rebels? nah

if it's one thing Halo should never do is have you fight humans

[shadow bough]

why? they were fun to cook in halo wars

ooooooooooo.

[hasty zinc]

I'd proper lose interest in the franchise almost immediately

[spring mason]

Who tryna play halo 4 campaign with me from start

Or reach

[tawny glade]

Yall. I just got randomly banned for 14 minutes. I tried to join a lobby, it was starting, it then said I was kicked, then said I was banned for 14 mins and couldn't play matchmaking. What is going on

[kind hedge]

If we play CE then I would

[spring mason]

Im down

[kind hedge]

Noice

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[kind hedge]

You on Xbox or PC though?

[spring mason]

Pc

I cloud streaming so idek if it’s on Xbox or pc

[kind hedge]

Same

[spring mason]

Im pretty sure it’s pc streaming cuz GeForce now

[kind hedge]

Add me if you have steam

[spring mason]

I don’t got steam rn

[faint mantle]

Please speak through #lfg-campaign instead of flooding gen chat.

[kind hedge]

Sorry chief

[spring mason]

Oh thought this was dms mb

[opaque ivy]

hello chat

[shadow bough]

help, all of h5 custom games jsut dissapeared

[faint mantle]

You just reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VaJg2b7ba1s

[tawny glade]

@faint mantle is there a support channel by chance?

[faint mantle]

#1075989764026675210

[hasty zinc]

nobody here will be able to tell you why you were banned definitively though

[shadow bough]

all of h5s custom lobbies just dissapeared from the browser

nvm they back

[tawny glade]

ofc. I am more wanting to look into why I am being banner for no reason for a host leaving their lobby and why that should affect my ability to play multiplayer.

[lime flume]

Will infinite ever put the BR back as the primary in ranked?

[cedar turret]

Skewer starts or nothing.

[shadow bough]

i found a halo ce reference in h5

on the mission alliance, that grunt that talks alot says he doesntr undersatand sangheli and all he hears is wort wort wort

[sharp bridge]

need some golds to jump in with...
same name
arena

[sharp bridge]

bed time ya'll - love

[surreal gull]

I think something is wrong in infinite, wait times show 2 minutes ish but I end up in games with mostly bots and then the players disconnect

[restive sable]

waassup people how we doing

[ivory delta]

h5 mentioned

[patent goblet]

The link in yr bio has expired btq

[restive sable]

ah thanks also what's btq?

[patent goblet]

Btw*

[restive sable]

ah okay I figured thanks though

[deep night]

You know it feels good to see optic loss worlds for once. Paid for a team, then loses. Instant karma

[patent goblet]

I haven't ever followed e sports so I am yet to experience

[deep night]

Teehee

[fickle drift]

Where's everyone going halo fans, bingo?

[deep night]

To get consumed by the flood probably since we ex 343 cared too much about dumb sci-fi aliens from Star Trek called the endless lol.

[deep night]

One sniper shot or three in the NeCk

[fickle drift]

👋

[deep night]

Do ppl still play mcc, h5 and halo wars?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-remake-wheres-everyone-going-bingo-gif-6804795380567802714

[naive turret]

I should do a Hardcore playthrough before Requiem comes out

[lilac pagoda]

☕

[deep night]

Ohhh dooommguuyy

Boop

[jade gust]

I should replay it as well. Thankfully I don't need to unlock the cat ears since I managed to do that back in 2024

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

[regal ginkgo]

Halo online has halo 3 maps

i'm surprised that game is not populated

[jade gust]

Halo Online never released

It got cancelled eons ago

And then for MCC Halo 3 they brought in a bunch of the armour and some maps from HO

[deep night]

I don't think I saw the maps?

[jade gust]

Edge, Waterfall and Icebox (Which is a remake of Turf from Halo 2)

[deep night]

ah ok

[jade gust]

They're not perfect within Halo 3, but that's due to the fact HO's maps were designed with armour abilities in mind and sprint as a base ability, but they are definitely nice to look at

[manic nimbus]

Why do those maps always lag for me on PC And Xbox.

😆

[eternal garden]

infi isnt that dead mp lobbies are filled with ai right im js insane

[manic nimbus]

Map is no good if it stutters. 😔

[blazing cave]

Anyone know where I can find armor customization for Halo Infinite that are categorized by manufacturer?

[harsh bane]

The best option is probably Halopedia's page (Armor customization (Halo Infinite)), which has full tables for all the armor. It's not completely categorized by manufacturer, but you can sort it by manufacturer (within categories like helmet, shoulder, etc).

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971899598639624283/1462451709409235076/image.png?ex=696e3dca&is=696cec4a&hm=ef871d9688856bc5ee1e0027c31b177f58290b4116b166d237137053ef8465f6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[blazing cave]

Oh fireeeee

[harsh bane]

https://www.halopedia.org/Armor_customization_(Halo_Infinite)

[blazing cave]

Thank you friend

[harsh bane]

You're welcome 👍

[covert glacier]

If anyone plays halo mcc add me on Xbox my user is lubtard! I play quite often

[deep night]

I rarely play halo anymore. My helmet is in my coffin

[frail mesa]

good morning

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-star-wars-star-wars-meme-hello-chat-meme-hello-live-stream-chat-meme-gif-25717789

[shadow bough]

i couldnt hit this flood infection form in halo 3 mission cortana lol, he killed me, never using carbine on flood again LOL

[compact herald]

Any news on upcoming Halo or is it still people hating?

[deep night]

Killer instinct is such a rage reliever

[vapid sonnet]

remember prime halo 3

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fierce iris]

anyone in london know if fireteam raven is anywhere there?

i'm going next week

[pulsar heron]

i dont know about anywhere specific in london, but i know my local cineworld cinema had a setup in the foyer arcade, and a pleasure beach nearby had one a few years ago too. places like that are probably pretty good bets

i wouldnt be surprised if there's one somewhere in the o2 arena - i still get stunned by how colossal that place is

[obsidian wyvern]

central or

[misty marsh]

There was one at the O2 in Hollywood bowl when I went last year

[fierce iris]

preferably yeah

[rancid brook]

So hey guys, im relatively new to halo, as in im just playing through the campaigns and stuff, is it like worth getting into infinite's multiplayer atp? Like I like it but i live in the middle eastso servers are dead so im playing at a constant 200-300 ping. Is it worth trying to get good at?

[sage geyser]

Yes. But definitely play those campaigns first so you know how everything works 😋👍❤️

[candid tusk]

If you enjoy the gameplay and can deal with higher ping levels, yes... ? If you can't, then probably not unless you can find a middle eastern group to game with or something. Worth is entirely a personal item.

[sage geyser]

And you can find games via the community page on infinite. They always have something going. Usually Player made maps and PVE stuff

[rancid brook]

Yea no I definitely like it, ive played infinite, ce, 2, 3 and playing reach rn

I even bought the fall of reach book lol

[sage geyser]

I’m glad you’re loving it 🥰

Halo is a must have experience 😋🍷

[glacial field]

I recently finished infinite campaign. Does anyone if they will continue with another campaign?

[true crater]

Apologies if this isn't the right chat, but anyone want to Play Halo 2A? Im trying for achievements in customs and matchmaking. Down to party up

[rancid brook]

I want to play through infinite again, cuz I started my halo journey with it back in 2022 or something now ive forgotten most of the game, it was a blast tho but I feel like i should play reach 4 and 5 before thinking of anything else

[glacial field]

Infinite is a great game. One of the best I have played.

[obsidian wyvern]

I think there was one in that Soho arcade

[jade gust]

I imagine after the CE remake releases, we'll see a project which carries on where Infinite and Edge of Dawn has left us. But this year is likely going to be focused on the 25th anniversary of the franchise and the remake of Combat Evolved

[obsidian wyvern]

I can't remember it was years since I went, I think it was there

I know there's one in Hollywood bowl and one in tenpin in wembley

[jade gust]

I need to check if there's still one in the Trafford Centre, never got the chance to actually try it out last time I was there

[hearty flame]

There's definitely a bit of disappointment to be found in the 25th anniversary simply being a remake with nothing else currently announced

I hope they're holding out on us

[fierce iris]

ok thank you

[jade gust]

I'm betting we'll be seeing announcements throughout the year for other stuff. Like, I doubt we'll have a Halo 7 release date or anything too big about it, but a confirmation it's coming would be nice

And well, I hope they're gonna do other stuff like spin-offs as well

Or even just have Chief showing up in other stuff, like how he did in Fortnite back when that first happened

[hearty flame]

I do wish Infinite had its own spinoff/spinoff series

I wonder if an "anthology game" where it dedicates each 3-5 levels to their own short story would work

Halo Legends The Game

[meager linden]

It was good nap time
Good evening people of Halo

[glacial field]

I’ll have to check out combat evolution.

[noble wyvern]

Idk why I just hate playing the first 3 levels of halo ce

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[waxen rose]

See you in 3 hours wade

[swift tiger]

I'm not finding the matches competitive right now, which is very strange because yesterday I was finding them consistently competitive.

[robust salmon]

whats up chuddies?

[normal stream]

Yo @solemn crown check dms i edited a message

[waxen rose]

Good chud afternoon

[stone star]

It's a shame that Microsoft hasn't done anything with it recently, other than a barebones Anniversary edition.

Sure, they made a native Xbox Series X/S version, but other than that, that's pretty much it.

But hey, at least we got the SNES port of the first game and the N64 version of Killer Instinct Gold on Switch Online.

[deep night]

Yyup

[rapid pivot]

There are projects in the works I think

[rapid pivot]

What are the chances they totally abandon the current canon and set up the remake trilogy as a restart to the series? Keeping those games mostly the same while totally erasing Halo 4 onwards?

[stone star]

I'm certain Halo Studios might have something in store for those who prefer the PvP multiplayer in the Halo games.

[jade gust]

Considering we've recently gotten a novel set right after Infinite's campaign, the chance they're erasing anything is highly unlikely. Which is for the best, I don't want them resetting the canon at all

[stone star]

Yep. Just like what happened with the Star Wars sequel trilogy, there's nothing they can do to retcon it entirely to the point where it never happened.

[rapid pivot]

Yeah I dont think its likely. Though one could argue that the novel is actually a sign they dont want to wrap up plot points with a game and are using books instead. But they've been doing that for a while.

[jade gust]

Well the book didn't wrap everything up

Like, I've read it and outside of wrapping things up regarding one character from a previous novel, the new one doesn't conclude the events of Infinite

[rapid pivot]

They could though. If they treat the original trilogy remakes as a seperate universe.

I think (?) Crash Bandicoot kinda did something like this. They remade the first 3 games and then made "Crash Bandicoot 4" basically creating a new canon.

[jade gust]

I mean, they could just retcon everything, but that would just make things more confusing for a general audience

Either way, they're not going to be retconning everything from the past 12 years of Halo

[rapid pivot]

The games are already confusing. They've been confusing since Halo 3. Halo 2 really.

[jade gust]

If they were, they'd have cancelled Edge of Dawn

[rapid pivot]

I just feel like they have no idea what the Endless are or how theyre supposed to handle in gameplay (while being distinct from prometheans)

[stone star]

It's probably why the first Halo game to be released on a PlayStation console it gonna be a remake of the first game's campaign. Even though most people, including myself, would've preferred a PS5 port of The Master Chief Collection.

[jade gust]

You're saying this based on a single fight with a single combatant, one who fought nothing like a Promethean

[stone star]

Especially since there were plenty of PlayStation players who haven't even played a single Halo game before.

[rapid pivot]

It really has notning to do with that fight. Obviously average gameplay is gonna be different than a boss fight.

But this franchise has had issues with non Covenant enemy factions.

Theyre never as fun to fight as the Covenant. Including the Flood imo.

[jade gust]

I'd rather they experiment with non-Covenant combatants than just retcon everything because the community has a preconceived notion that they somehow don't know what they're doing when designing new factions

[rapid pivot]

So would I. I never actually said I wanted a retcon. But its not a "preconceived notion". Its postconcieved. Ive seen how the sentinels, flood, prometheans, skimmers, etc handle in gameplay. And they're not as fun as Covenant species.

This is a pretty popular opinion among Halo fans.

[jade gust]

And you're assuming that they're just going to ditch the Endless before giving them a chance

Not to mention fun is subjective

[rapid pivot]

Show me where I assumed that. I literally said it's not likely.

[jade gust]

You're the one who brought up the possibility of them retconning everything from Halo 4 to Infinite

You don't bring that up if it's not relevant to what you're saying

[rapid pivot]

Of course it is. Thats what "imo" means.

[rapid pivot]

Yes. I asked what the chances are. Its a discussion. That doesnt mean Im advocating for it.

[jade gust]

Like, I have issues with how the Prometheans were in Halo 4, but I wouldn't say they were unfun. Halo 5 pivoted and took them in a different direction to try and make them more distinct, a direction which, outside of a few things I'd have done differently, I think was a good direction

[jade gust]

And the chances are basically zero, which I have already stated

And I gave my reasoning why those chances are basically zero

[rapid pivot]

So do I. I preferred the Halo 5 Prometheans to the Halo 4.

I still dont think they were as fun as the Covenant. Though the Covenant themselves weren't super fun in that game either. Bad AI.

[rapid pivot]

Ok. Great.

[faint mantle]

Awesome, we can close this tense convo here

[waxen rose]

What does trench know about chudly Jr

[amber spear]

Halo show worth watching ?

[candid solar]

Is anything?

[simple wave]

A lot will tell you absolutely not. But S2 is where it actually got a little better.

[waxen rose]

Skip season 1 and it's golden

[naive turret]

ur funni

[waxen rose]

Block it out like a bad dream thats what I do with all my problems

[naive turret]

Dorito Starscream can’t hurt you.

[waxen rose]

Im so scared.

[amber spear]

Season 2 has the flood right

[misty marsh]

Is it tho

[naive turret]

I think it has something they call the Flood aye

[obsidian wyvern]

season 2 isnt even good

[naive turret]

I can’t remember you watched it right Rev

[obsidian wyvern]

i watched it because people here wouldnt let me have an opinion on it if i didnt

[waxen rose]

Nothing will make it good but we can certainly convince ourselves

[obsidian wyvern]

both seasons sucked, season 1 was just way worse

[waxen rose]

I take that back the only thing that'll make the show good is fred

[naive turret]

I’ve only seen clips tbf

[misty marsh]

Must we convince ourselves

[naive turret]

The ‘Flood’ stuff was very funny

[waxen rose]

The only thing that'll make the show good is if everyone dies
Trust me it'll be epic

[obsidian wyvern]

whoever said they did the flood right is funny

[ocean herald]

It does take quite a few liberties with the lore, not all great.

It’s a different timeline, which already kind of sours the perception people were going to have but then it also shoots itself in the foot in ways unrelated to that

[naive turret]

The female Spartan was the best part imo, Kai(?)

[simple wave]

Kai was definitely a good character.

[naive turret]

Lifting the Warthog and messing with the Marines

I like that in isolation

[waxen rose]

The only good character in the entire show she is my goat

[steady jolt]

Now I want to go watch it again

[simple wave]

One of the better characters in the show.

[steady jolt]

After my Stranger Things run through

[waxen rose]

Bring back my goat kai she solos

[simple wave]

I have the Kai cosmetics.

[jade gust]

The different timeline aspect isn't an issue with the show. Plenty of franchises have different timelines for different projects based on them

[misty marsh]

Is Jun in it

[waxen rose]

If they put jun in the halo show the show automatically becomes worse than trash

[ocean herald]

That’s.. that’s what I said

“It’s a different timeline, which already kind of sours the perception people were going to have but then it also shoots itself in the foot in ways unrelated to that”

[misty marsh]

Then what's the point of killing everyone smh

[obsidian wyvern]

thankfully it was a different timeline so i wouldnt have to retcon it in my head

[jade gust]

Your phrasing implies the different timeline part is an issue

[waxen rose]

For fun

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont like the thought of there being different timelines, but its worse because the show wasnt even good lol

so its kind of an issue yeah

[simple wave]

Poor Arbiter.

[naive turret]

It’s partly an issue since non-canon immediately turns people off.
If it turned out to be good and non-canon would reduce it.

[ocean herald]

No, all it implies is what I literally said. It sours the perception some people were going to have going into it

[simple wave]

If only it could follow the games.

That would save it.

[naive turret]

Cause like, if it isn’t tied to everything else I’m invested in and isn’t like, a parody or something then it’s an uphill battle to get me to care

[jade gust]

The games wouldn't translate 1 to 1 to a TV show

[simple wave]

Ugh nevermind then.

[naive turret]

So don’t adapt the games lol

[misty marsh]

They should erase the show out of existence for fun and gaslight us all into think it was some Mandela effect

[obsidian wyvern]

what does that even mean though

[naive turret]

It’s a corporate marketing perspective to assume you need to have Chief and repeat existing stories

[jade gust]

Like, what they should've done, is told a new story, like what Fallout is doing for its show

[waxen rose]

everyone will think halo fans are being crazy again LOL

[simple wave]

If only it were that simple.

[misty marsh]

Nothing new then

[jade gust]

And like, if you have to have Chief show up, using him sparingly or have a new Spartan be the main Spartan in the show

[waxen rose]

Ngl it'll just restore us back to homeostasis

[waxen rose]

Have chief show up but in plush form and thats it

[jade gust]

You jest but that could be done, we know there are in-universe action figures of Spartans, wouldn't surprise me if plush Chief also exists as something you could buy in the post war

[waxen rose]

A little kid shows up and has a chief plush and carries it around that would be kinds cute ahhhh

[ocean herald]

There was a lot of criticism that I thought was valid but it all mostly got obscured by “oMg He ToOk OfF hIs HeLmEt!??”

And that was the dialogue surrounding s1 aside from people complaining about Kwan

[naive turret]

And then an Elite stabs the kid through the chest and the singeing remains of the plush fall to the floor in slow motion.

Chief picks it up from the wreckage later and stares into the middle distance.

Cause the show has to be brutal.

[waxen rose]

why do you have to RUIN my joy

[candid solar]

We need more blood and gore in Halo

[jade gust]

To be fair, "H8" is in their name

[waxen rose]

Sigh

[candid solar]

We need brutes eating people on-screen in painstaking detail, we're talking Postal 2 cat silencer type stuff

[naive turret]

I do try

The art of subtlety is dying after all

[waxen rose]

Chief stitches it back together and gives it to the kid wow I fixed it please nominate me for an Emmy or whatever it's called idk

[vagrant kettle]

SNL was great last night

[ocean herald]

Who was on

[vagrant kettle]

Finn Wolfhard, aka Mike from stranger things

[ocean herald]

Hmm interesting

[misty marsh]

That kid later on grows up to become John halo too btw

[waxen rose]

Postal mentioned now im afraid

[waxen rose]

Omg John halo the sequel this might be peak fiction

[misty marsh]

Ao3 is calling

[waxen rose]

Dude I gotta hop back on Ao3 and finish my stupid halo fic im such a chud

70,000 words and im almost done but im a procrastinator

[forest fossil]

whats the best pie flavor

[shadow bough]

i encountered a glitch on h2 original graphics delta halo

so i punched a grunt then he just flung. like i guess hes in space now cause he went zooming

[candid solar]

Pie flavor

[forest fossil]

https://www.tiktok.com/@asdfcl1ps/video/7496291547902790943

[jade gust]

Cheese pie or potato pie

[forest fossil]

key lime pie or chicken pot pie

[simple wave]

Chicken pot pie sounds great.

[simple wave]

I defeated a rift champion on Borderlands 4 and it went FLYING lol.

[shadow bough]

idk what that is

[simple wave]

Rift Champions are your world bosses. They’ll have like a large bubble on ground.

[shadow bough]

never played borderlands

[simple wave]

What!!!

My favorite is the 2nd game.

[shadow bough]

then i just killed an honor guard on delta halos last part another honor guard walked up on his dead body and started crouching some reason while shooting me

[obsidian wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1591634018701049856

Kashiiera (@Kashiiera)

I have this random Halo 3 clip from 2 years ago sitting on my PC and like... huh

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FixupX · Nov 13, 2022, 3:28 AM

[shadow bough]

now a sniper jackel just walked up to me just like aiming at me bro

why is my game so buggy today lol

[forest fossil]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nijika-cutie-pie-bocchi-the-rock

[waxen rose]

I remember one year of my life the only thing I ate was chicken pot pie and nothing else

[ocean herald]

My favorite is beef and apple pie

[shadow bough]

i dont eat pie

[simple wave]

Ha that’s awesome.

I like pumpkin, apple, and chicken pot pies.

[paper sun]

Pecan pie

[cedar turret]

Shepherd.... followed distantly by peach

https://tenor.com/view/have-a-bite-brian-lagerstrom-help-myself-time-to-eat-shepherd's-pie-gif-5560270753621506175

[prime warren]

it would be nice if they would up the kill score for slayer and for BTB

matches need to go a lil longer

[austere heath]

[hasty zinc]

shepherds pie is so good

[waxen rose]

I feel like a 1800’s peasant working the fields for 3 cents an hour coming back to the farm house for dinner each time I have a shepherd's pie

[indigo lotus]

I prefer chicken pot pie. It tastes good

[pulsar drift]

might try laso every game 😰

[simple wave]

Marie Callender has chicken pot pies and those are good.

LASO? I do not like such a thing, I’ve only gotten Infinite’s LASO achievement.

[pulsar drift]

i want the steam profile flex of having all the laso badges

[dusty yew]

Playing the halo infinite campaign with my girlfriend and she ran over a marine in a ghost

[covert glacier]

Butter chicken

[waxen rose]

Next time dont get in her way

[steep hawk]

What’s up guys!

[steep hawk]

I just beat Halo 3 on LASO. I’ve done reach and ODST as well. You should try it, it’s a lot of fun

I uploaded my Halo 3 LASO run on YouTube you guys should check it out

[rocky umbra]

I could really go for a pie

[forest fossil]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nijika-cutie-pie-bocchi-the-rock

[waxen rose]

Butterscotch or cinnamon?

[viral dune]

Hot orange juice

[restive plover]

Hahaha. Nice.
I purchased Halo for my wife, she played it with me twice...
Then never again.
That was $30 each time she played with me...

[waxen rose]

Orange pie is sadly 6/10 pie

[restive plover]

LASO is more fun than people think!

[viral dune]

That is not correct

[waxen rose]

Every time I've tried to eat it it's soggy and makes me sad

The looming sadness I feel after trying to eat an orange pie is immeasurable

[viral dune]

Maybe you could give me the orange pie

[waxen rose]

Okay ill mail it

Expect it within 6-8 business days

[viral dune]

Why not 6-7

https://tenor.com/view/cat-67-scp-67-funyuns-funny-gif-75413186200073602

[waxen rose]

The hills have eyes (Dareal)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471722331820130326/1449192241070608444/30c5ce4fca26ede4.gif

[waxen rose]

I want what that cat is having

No thoughts in his head.

[viral dune]

Sounds just like rev

[waxen rose]

Rev catching strays 😭

[misty marsh]

SIX SEVENNN

[vagrant kettle]

😔

[dusty yew]

Damn

My girlfriend saw it was on sale so she bought it while I was away for Christmas to play with me

[safe summit]

5 or 3

[rapid pivot]

Its a pain quitting and then restarting.

[misty marsh]

thats why u never quit

[rapid pivot]

Well unless youre really really good, you kind of have to.

If you dont you need to restart the level. Quitting real quick after dying is a way to exploit it.

[misty marsh]

just get a semi-cool experienced friend you somewhat trust to carry you through it and its easyy thats what I do

[rapid pivot]

And almost no one can do LASO without dying. Thats why it was such a big deal when Jervalin did it.

[rapid pivot]

What if I only have fully-cool friends?

[misty marsh]

fully-cool people dont play halo

unless theyre me sorry

[rapid pivot]

True. But that still won't work on Halo 2.

[obsidian wyvern]

you know thats worse than what icky jsut said

[misty marsh]

what did icky just say

[obsidian wyvern]

something about me having no thoughts

[misty marsh]

i called u semi cool

how is that worse

ur so ungrateful lets complete ark rn

[waxen rose]

Halo studios if you love us you'll put this as an armor decal

[obsidian wyvern]

okmay

[misty marsh]

really

[obsidian wyvern]

really

[misty marsh]

like actually

[obsidian wyvern]

pls dont load the game because im lying to you

[misty marsh]

its still quite early

[obsidian wyvern]

you know what, youre such a bad influence

[misty marsh]

you let me influence tho

[obsidian wyvern]

i agree im an issue as well but like, youre always pushing it

[misty marsh]

no im not

im just not letting u suffer alone

[obsidian wyvern]

the last 3 days you have kept me up till the birds chirp

[misty marsh]

most considerate friend of the year award goes to me

[misty marsh]

thats actually not good

[naive turret]

oh it spilled into here, I did wonder

[obsidian wyvern]

i think 3 is only like 50% of the truth too

[misty marsh]

but if i went to sleep rn would you even actually sleep

[misty marsh]

probably

accept defeat and lets finish ark then
😁

[obsidian wyvern]

sure

honestly i wouldnt care if my dad didnt get pissed at me sleeping till late

[misty marsh]

thats not good

you should care abt ur health

launch mcc tho

health can start from tomorrow

[obsidian wyvern]

im on 3 hours of sleep from 2 days ago bro

[misty marsh]

why are u up

go to bed you melon

ark tomorrow

[obsidian wyvern]

ark tomorrow yeah

[misty marsh]

only if u get more than 6 hours sleep

actually no
8-10hours
i have to be up in like 4 hours and 20 mins so sleep for the both of us thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

no youre acc going to sleep too

you said youre going out tmrw as well

[misty marsh]

yes

im being pciked up at 9am so i still have time

[obsidian wyvern]

sleep rn and ill try too

[misty marsh]

what if i fall asleep and wake up and see u lied

[obsidian wyvern]

you wont

but the wake up part is weird, youll magically wake up in 10 mins like you ever tried to sleep

[misty marsh]

not true

[obsidian wyvern]

are you asleep

[steady hemlock]

dude chimera is the worst armor core and im sorry about it

[misty marsh]

No mini modding in general pls

[candid solar]

Mark IV exists

I'm not sorry if Mark IV is your comfort core it's just really ugly

[zinc bear]

You do NOT know ball

[zinc bear]

DAHAHAHA!!!

[zinc bear]

I’m glad you guys 67’d while I was muted

[steady hemlock]

better than chimera

[waxen rose]

Kept you alive

[steady hemlock]

also why is there no external emojis allowed here

[waxen rose]

Because I said so

[zinc bear]

Because freak said so

[waxen rose]

It was me who said so

[candid solar]

I regret nothing.

[steady hemlock]

:angryred:

[zinc bear]

Postal reference

[steady hemlock]

u c?

[calm fiber]

Confirmed: It was Master Freak's request.

[waxen rose]

See, I said so

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[candid solar]

Iratus x Guilty Spark fic when

[steady hemlock]

:angryred:

[waxen rose]

Hold on im cooking give me a minute

[zinc bear]

You need inheritor I believe

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[waxen rose]

Want inheritor? You gotta climb mnt Fiji at 3:33 am then send a selfie confirming you did so

[zinc bear]

Want inheritor? Send me your credit card information, plus the silly numbers on the back with your full name and zip code.

/j

[waxen rose]

Noble six needs your help

[zinc bear]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GETTING THAT

[steady hemlock]

that's a role i assume?

[zinc bear]

Yeah read the message below it

[steady hemlock]

oh ok

yeah nah i aint getting that ish

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[steady hemlock]

hi

[zinc bear]

Good night wade

[waxen rose]

Evil night wade

[steady hemlock]

anyway so yeah chimera is the worst core

by like 800x

[zinc bear]

Is your status a reference to the VR game “The Walking Dead: Saints & Sinners”?

[meager linden]

No

[zinc bear]

Aw shucks

[ocean herald]

w take

[zinc bear]

Halo reach sucks

[steady hemlock]

yessir

[ocean herald]

u can’t hurt me

[steady hemlock]

it's way too overrated

[steady hemlock]

:Lie:

[waxen rose]

Its okay to be honest about how you actually like reach

[zinc bear]

You’re right

[waxen rose]

It isnt okay to say you like Jun however

[zinc bear]

I actually give reach a 6/10. I still have noble team tho

[steady hemlock]

wait bro what..
so external emojis are enabled, they just get disabled by the bot? that's such a roundabout way to do that

[obsidian wyvern]

no it's just disabled for you

[steady hemlock]

yeah, just do role permissions

[waxen rose]

[faint mantle]

[steady hemlock]

rather than having the bad un-embed them i guess

[misty marsh]

Guys stop flexing inheritor it's not even that cool and lwk super chalant

[ocean herald]

they do but it’s all tied to inheritor

it does take a good while to get there too

[faint mantle]

I ain't

[waxen rose]

Are you a nonchalant kitso

[obsidian wyvern]

she isn't

[misty marsh]

Yes i am

Ignore rev

[waxen rose]

Who to trust who to trust

[ocean herald]

the irony in paying for nitro to then not be able and use external server emojis/stickers :pain:

[misty marsh]

What would he know anyway

[meager linden]

Wow, the most interesting part is just coming

[obsidian wyvern]

she's still cool but yk

[misty marsh]

See he wants me to get excited

[ocean herald]

of what?

[misty marsh]

About the fact he just called me cool
But I'm nonchalant and lowkey don't care but am appreciative nonetheless

[waxen rose]

You're just chill like that ig

[meager linden]

Of conversation

[ocean herald]

Oh

[obsidian wyvern]

no this conversation should've ended like 2 hours ago

[waxen rose]

Y'all should be asleep 😭

[misty marsh]

Real. I almost fell into the trap too thank god back space button exists

[misty marsh]

No i was asleep
And you lied and were still awake when I woke up

[candid solar]

Big W take

[steady hemlock]

i don't understand how inheritor would be a different situation than just giving the role the permissions to use external stuff

[ocean herald]

I just show up to shill reach

The number of times I’ve been interested in convos here is limited

[candid solar]

L Take (Too high)

[obsidian wyvern]

she didn't tell me she went to sleep. 0 communication

[candid solar]

Halo Reach is actually a 2/10 game (The only redeeming factor of Halo Reach is Emile dying)

[misty marsh]

Next time I'll just go to IKEA and sleep in those beds

Hopefully that'll be communicated well enough

[ocean herald]

There’s no gradual permission granting is what I’m saying. Embeds, image uploads, external emojis/stickers is all granted at inheritor

[zinc bear]

master freak send the image

[zinc bear]

thanks

[meager linden]

Lol
W sticker

[obsidian wyvern]

Wednesday is my next night shift

[ocean herald]

Making a self referencial meme is a new low

[zinc bear]

hey

[waxen rose]

Be quiet

Dareal made it

[zinc bear]

I have no one to make these about me so I do it myself

[ocean herald]

sad

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-annoyed-gif-11134341

[ocean herald]

Sorry that was mean

[waxen rose]

It was
Please go into the timeout corner

[ocean herald]

But perhaps deserved

[zinc bear]

What the freak did I do

Master freak: say that again?
Me: 👀👀

[waxen rose]

STOOPP

My coworker showed me a tiktok and it's stuck in my head
No matter how hard I run from tiktok it catches up to me

[zinc bear]

Get TikTok and watch my peak videos

Wait why is that sticker named chud son? I am NOT a chud

[meager linden]

Go watch the Instagram reels

[obsidian wyvern]

self promo, ban him

[waxen rose]

This is what a chud would say

[zinc bear]

You’re a self promo

[waxen rose]

I dont wanna get hit with
Ykw.

[ocean herald]

first the meme, now this smh

[zinc bear]

Why am I suddenly a punching bag smh

[steady hemlock]

ok but that doesn't change the fact that you don't need to use the bot to ensure the permissions
im saying that rather than having the bot disable the external emojis, just disable them in the channel settings

[misty marsh]

Really that's such a coincidence

We can play hide and seek

[zinc bear]

My uncle goes back to Canada on Wednesday

Go visit him

[obsidian wyvern]

they open up all the wardrobes at 10pm so those aren't good hiding spots btw

[misty marsh]

Where is

[ocean herald]

oh I see what you mean. I don’t think that’s high on anyone’s priority list lol

For the a server this big the roles setup is actually pretty simplistic

[misty marsh]

I had an idea for a hiding spot but I don't think I like the joke attached

I also don't know if ikea actually sell them

[zinc bear]

Wait do you guys work together?

[obsidian wyvern]

you can't just say this as I'm going to sleep

yeah we do

[misty marsh]

Yes we're the dream team

[zinc bear]

That’s sick

[waxen rose]

Revenant procrastinating on sleep as usual

[misty marsh]

Hes such a problem isn't he

[zinc bear]

I didn’t know rev was in London. Visit danTDM for me

[ocean herald]

I think they’re lying

[obsidian wyvern]

sometimes she drives and I'm worried I won't make it back home

[naive turret]

It's less co-op and more invasion

[waxen rose]

All British people know eachother or whatever it's called 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

visit dantdm yeah ok lol

[misty marsh]

You do make it back home tho