general-chat

[zinc bear]

why doesnt this show up when i search fred

[waxen rose]

Oh I miss my husband

Halo 5 come back

Quiet twin I've been here day 1 for fred hyperfixations

[zinc bear]

freds ugly and stupid and is a chud

[naive turret]

Don't matter if I get him on the select screen and refuse to change.

[zinc bear]

just saying that i get to keep linda

[waxen rose]

Why do we lie when Santa watches

[naive turret]

Nah but, Kelly can hit 40mph in heels so she's the goat. Sorry every other Spartan.

[waxen rose]

KICKED

[zinc bear]

linda is pretty so she clears

[naive turret]

host aboos

[waxen rose]

Fred is the goat he saved kids from chief

[candid solar]

Fred HATES barrels

[zinc bear]

bnird

[candid solar]

Get em OUT of here

[waxen rose]

Fred knows barrels are propaganda against crates

[naive turret]

Barrels have hurt me more times than crates but it is close.

[zinc bear]

cause barrels killed my grandma okay

[waxen rose]

Chief literally said “screw them kids” why does everyone forget this

[zinc bear]

cause chief fans cant accept that he did bad things

[naive turret]

He accepted being the protag in H3 so I can accept that.

[waxen rose]

Bro would rather kill innocent kids than fail the mission

[zinc bear]

chief shouldve stopped being the protag after halo ce and shouldve came back for halo 4

[waxen rose]

Arbiter is the goat

[zinc bear]

and then the protag for infinite of course
5 doesnt exist to me

[waxen rose]

WHY ARE YOU LYING

[zinc bear]

sorry ig it does but only the first two missions

[waxen rose]

5 exists because linda

[zinc bear]

🤤 linad./

[waxen rose]

fred is main character idk who this Locke guy is

[zinc bear]

im the main character idk who this fred guy is

[naive turret]

Locke Cage from the hit Marvel series Defenders

[zinc bear]

johnny cage from mortal kombat

[waxen rose]

Locke and Keyes shouldve become pen pals ans then have matching friendship bracelets and each Tuesday they get matcha

[waxen rose]

I think I need to deep fry him more

[zinc bear]

embed failure i hate myself

[naive turret]

I really, properly dislike that he looks like that ngl.

[waxen rose]

Its beta fred

[zinc bear]

i hope the h5 beta was archived somewhere i wanna see it

wait can i discuss that or no

[waxen rose]

Omg this fred might be the new creepypasta
This is what happens when you keep killing your blue team teammates in halo 5 for their weapons

[naive turret]

🙏

[marsh blade]

Deep fried sangheili

[waxen rose]

Oh he's so handsome like a squeaky clean bug

Zero 104 braille on his chest so idk who he is if I touch his chest

[naive turret]

I think I'd prefer the Morrigan helmet but it's still his best look imo

[waxen rose]

I prefer his white stripped look but yeah

Halo 5:4 in general didnt make me feel joy when I stare at their spartan armor selections

[severe zinc]

It's weird that i cant find a steam player here

[naive turret]

Hello

[severe zinc]

Nvm

Forgot to see urs 😂

[waxen rose]

Did I spell plural stripe right

[severe zinc]

Yk how much download space is mcc alone without any games?

[naive turret]

I assure you the nineteen thousand cameras on Linda's helmet are necessary

I cackled Freak, ngl.

I wasn't gonna say anything.

[waxen rose]

YOU KNEW AND DIDNT SAY HELP ME 💔😭

[severe zinc]

Who's linda
A spartan on reach?

[naive turret]

I think it's around 30gb

[zinc bear]

spartan-II who was in blue team

[severe zinc]

After installation?

Or when downloading

[severe zinc]

Ahh

[waxen rose]

I can see into forever

[naive turret]

Around that yeah, I think it depends which game you start with but iirc it's R**ch by default and around 30-ish

[zinc bear]

pls censor re*ch

[naive turret]

tbf I've had the full thing installed for so long I can't remember

[severe zinc]

Aightie, a friend of mine gonna gift it to me as a gift for xmas
Gotta make preperations

[waxen rose]

Tw: halo reach slop, halo 3 slop, romeo from odst

[naive turret]

What's he supposed to do with that inside a Covenant cruiser?

Was this a Truth and Rec reference all along

[waxen rose]

The covenant should've paraded Romeo’s body through the streets I hate this character so bad

I cant play odst because I know the evil one is inside

[misty marsh]

yes pls

[waxen rose]

Is this enough?

[misty marsh]

Hmm i can still tell who it is but thats cause i knew beforehand

[slender briar]

Goofy gang.

(I returned to this server just to say that, now I must escape again)

[misty marsh]

he needs to be beyond recognition to be perfectly fried

[naive turret]

I was thinking he'd look more like this ngl

[waxen rose]

That means I might need to fry him some more

[misty marsh]

Yeah coat him in batter and breadcrumbs this time, I like my spartans extra crispy

[waxen rose]

Still edible

[indigo lotus]

Is that the Gundam from the original Mobile Suit Gundam series?

[remote trench]

👋

[vapid flare]

Been replaying halo reach

it's such a great set of ideas that gets kinda let down by an AI that derps quite often

[urban wasp]

Hello

[naive turret]

I think it used to be yeah lol

[marsh blade]

it's just one of those days when you dont wanna wake up ngl

[severe zinc]

Noble

[waxen rose]

Yeah he is pretty noble being the ghost of Christmas past

[pliant hatch]

yeah all about the he said she said stuff as well.

[lapis ivy]

Nice discord sticker

[waxen rose]

Thanks I fried it myself

[fast goblet]

Hey, it's Master Freak!

[lapis ivy]

You know I'm starting to miss the old WWE shows back in the day like I don't know 1997 2007 to 2008 the attitude and ruthless aggression eras were way better than the PG era of today especially with the old Kane lol

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose is this true?

[misty marsh]

I want to apologise to oggdo boggdo i just fought a jotaz

[zinc bear]

those were some words

[coral yoke]

i forget what that one was

[forest fossil]

normal or rabid?

[misty marsh]

first one you encounter in the ice caves

so normal

[coral yoke]

o h

[misty marsh]

ugly troll thing

[lapis ivy]

What is that?

[misty marsh]

first one is and ugly frog, second one is an ugly troll

[coral yoke]

jedi: fallen order creatures

[coral yoke]

maybe not the best example but 🔥

[meager linden]

It's only 6 days left until Christmas

[forest fossil]

mhm

[urban geyser]

my halo infinite game keeps stuttering and freezing im on pc

[harsh girder]

December is going quick

[urban geyser]

how do i fix

[waxen rose]

Hey friend

[neon halo]

The cycle is such a funny thing, my dad was saying exactly this during 2008, missed the 80’s and 90’s because now it’s so soft

[urban geyser]

i need help bruh

[waxen rose]

I was born

[naive turret]

#1075989764026675210 is your best bet

[potent musk]

Dammit

I just bought Halo MCC from the Steam Winter Sale and now I'm stuck in an endless loading loop after failing to log in

[lapis ivy]

Exactly same thing I'm saying my older brother got me into it when I back in high school back in 2007 first thing I saw in the show was that unforgettable rivalry between John Cena and Shawn Michaels but bro that Shawn Michaels dude always gets me cracking up lol

[lavish estuary]

How ya doin', mah fellow wort worts?

[potent musk]

I've tried every single fix on the internet but to no avail, it's driving me nuts

[misty marsh]

Am i trying to kill this purge trooper to early or can I keep being stubborn about it

[potent musk]

Bad.

[lavish estuary]

Oh.. I'm sorry.

[urban geyser]

i cant find aanything

[waxen rose]

No my real name is master unfreak im sorry

[zinc bear]

Make a post

[misty marsh]

Update: being stubborn paid off

[lapis ivy]

Can't argue with that one

[zinc bear]

No one has even mentioned that I’m jolly now smh

[waxen rose]

Im sorry I fooled you all

[waxen rose]

I like your jollyness it suits you

[zinc bear]

6:17 minutes into my lesson about milankovitch cycles 🤑🤑

[lapis ivy]

To me that was quite predictable I must confess 😅

Fascinating

[coral yoke]

which purge trooper?

wait sorry nevermind they've already been dealt with

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/roster-update-purge-trooper-star-wars-gif-25727680

[misty marsh]

in the ice caves if you go around a little deeper into the cave instead of going up the elevator, its there with another trooper and some chests

[coral yoke]

iirc the ones that dual wield daggers are kinda terrifying

[misty marsh]

I just need to get better at blocking, i keep trying to exclusively parry

[ocean herald]

I’m a chronic dodger. If a game gives me both an evade/dodge and a parry… I never parry lol

[misty marsh]

I try to parry more
once i spamming evade i suck at stopping

[coral yoke]

yeah that's kinda how it tends to be in traditional souls games unless you specifically build your character around shields. fallen order's a lot more lenient with that though

[naive turret]

I always try for perfect parries cause I want the stylish animations

[ocean herald]

Fallen order is probably the sweet spot for me. Never finished a souls game

I’ve been told Elden ring is a lot more friendly, I just don’t have the patience for it

“Oh you learned the move set and thought it was over?”

Enemy fully heals and hits you with a random move he hasn’t done before 😭

[potent musk]

Endless loading screen in MCC login, oh no

[harsh girder]

Dark souls 1 is friendly

[coral yoke]

relaunch the game

[harsh girder]

Its the easiest one atleast imo

[ocean herald]

I put in maybe 2-3 hours

[potent musk]

I've relaunched it before.

This is my first time.

[harsh girder]

Dark souls 3 is abit easy as well more challenging than 1 tho

[ocean herald]

I’ve played demon souls, dark souls 1 & 2, bloodborne, and Elden ring. Just don’t have the heart for it

[harsh girder]

Dont blame you

Never really been a fan of souls games

[misty marsh]

fallen orders the only soulslike game ive played at all ngl

[coral yoke]

i'm like that with a lot of games regardless of genre

i probably should continue my witcher 3 playthrough at some point

[harsh girder]

Witcher 3 is so overhyped idc what anyone says

[ocean herald]

I feel that

[harsh girder]

took me 4 play throughs to actually commit myself to complete it

[waxen rose]

Was it really

[ocean herald]

I know it’s an unpopular opinion amongst soulslike purists but a difficulty setting would do wonders

[normal owl]

Please migrate all tech issues to #1075989764026675210 to avoid discussing tech matters in general chat. Thank you!

[harsh girder]

Is expedition 33 any good?

[ocean herald]

It’s awesome

[gritty sentinel]

overated asf imo

[misty marsh]

given it winning every award at tga

[ocean herald]

Turn based combat though, which isn’t everyone’s cup of tea

[hearty flame]

E33 would be better if it had guns and was Call of Duty 😎 /s

[potent musk]

Sorry, but I accidentally created the wrong post with a very bad title, deleted it and now I have to wait 30 minutes.

[harsh girder]

oh ive never seen gameplay of it

[coral yoke]

you should use the multiplayer features to their fullest then. tends to be a little easier with an extra sword

[ocean herald]

Even if you don’t play it, I recommend the soundtrack

[tame surge]

finally beat halo 3
the moment when cortana said halo is tearing itself apart made me chuckle

[hearty flame]

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-disaster-artist-tearing-me-apart-upset-gif-12209868

[tame surge]

now ill play odst and reach to finalize mcc

[hexed geyser]

im tryna collect every og halo game & halo 3 is next

i mean the 360 ver

[silver raven]

yo

[harsh girder]

Its crazy how KCD2 didn’t win a rpg award

[warm nimbus]

I mean kcd is very stale and rough

[harsh girder]

But still

KCD2 is way more immersive than expedition 33

[warm nimbus]

It doesn't feel polished. Like a beta game

We can't have a beta game winning an award

[harsh girder]

I mean i played it on PC and it ran well

Couldn’t imagine playing a game like that on console

[warm nimbus]

Yeah it felt janky

[harsh girder]

Thats probably why then

[harsh girder]

Ima download it and see if i like it or not, see what all the hype is about

[ocean herald]

It’s on game pass iirc

[paper quarry]

halo 5 guardians

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 guardians
Halo 5
Blue team in halo 5
Blue
Blue spartan
This is a Frederic reference

[coral yoke]

noticed that a whopping 6 of your 26 messages have not contained or been about halo 5
better pick up the lack buddy

[crude marsh]

Let me get my steps in: halo

[versed atlas]

Fast halo food

[sudden hound]

Halo 5

[obsidian wyvern]

kitso drove the car for 3 seconds

[dusky wasp]

wtf i got temp banned for mentioning another game in this chat

[obsidian wyvern]

[dusky wasp]

nah thats discrimination

[obsidian wyvern]

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[vagrant kettle]

Lol

[steady jolt]

Except you didn't, but ok

[dusky wasp]

i wouldn't be complaining if i didn't happen before had to rejoin the server

[steady jolt]

looks at the server logs

I'm still correct

[dusky wasp]

admin is making sandwiches at night. just wrong

[vagrant kettle]

Bro is speaking in riddles 😭

[zinc bear]

what

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/hum-ok-gif-25655097

[naive turret]

Any time is sandwich time.

[waxen rose]

If stckr is making sandwhiches can I have one pretty please im so hungry soooo hungry I hunger

[zinc bear]

me too I wanna be included

[waxen rose]

Im starving dying i havent eaten in 4 hours im dying

[zinc bear]

my dogs be like:

[dusky wasp]

thought yall watched shane

[zinc bear]

modz give me recon plz or else I will ban u my dad ownz Microsoft

[naive turret]

here u go

[vagrant kettle]

Please guys he’s serious he banned mr grim just give him what he wants

[faint mantle]

I'm getting empanadas tonight

[cedar turret]

task failed succesfully

[coral yoke]

yeah wait what the hell happened to recon?

and shipmaster, at that?

[waxen rose]

IM SHAKING IS THIS REAL @ grok

[hearty flame]

Looks like I just missed some fun times.

Anyhoo, is there a Christmas thing in Infinite rn?

[misty marsh]

The car was the problem

Overreacts at every little pebble

[obsidian wyvern]

[frail raptor]

Hello everybody!!!😎 😎 😄 😄

[craggy sentinel]

Sorry to be a bother but how did you get the ODST tag

[storm elm]

I just finished regret on halo 2, i cant tell did i kill regret

Or did he get away

Oh nvm it was literally revealed in the next level

im so impatient lol

[ocean herald]

Some say he killed a man

[craggy sentinel]

Is that all it takes 🤨

[viral dune]

You have to beat halo 3 LASO with those three

[blazing cave]

You have to read all the books on LASO

[viral dune]

Yeah that too

Halo: The Flood was the hardest on LASO imo

[hearty flame]

TFW I want to move to Fallout 4 Anniversary but none of my Halo mods will work

I pretty much had a full Fallout 4 conversion going to make everything Haloified too

[misty marsh]

Send me ur bank account details and I can hook u up

[rare cedar]

She’s a scammer, send it to me

[misty marsh]

Panda don't disrespect my hustle

[waxen rose]

That trust is so diva I kinda love it

[misty marsh]

Would you trust it tho

[rare cedar]

I’m hating the player, not the game

[twilit pendant]

[zinc bear]

Yes

[fickle drift]

Meow

[cold isle]

hoje completei halo 3 odst

[spice haven]

eloo hope you all been well

[waxen rose]

A true diva never trusts anyone but her fellow divas
Remember that, diva

[indigo mist]

https://x.com/wyattwheeler_/status/2001835499150016627?s=46

[lapis ivy]

@hearty flame hey bro what's up man how you been? Just getting my forging on the go but it's my damn controller that doesn't respond since the latest update on steam I don't know if I have to report that on their support lol

@rare cedar hey bro how you been doing as well?👋

[rare cedar]

Doing good! Getting ready to wrap up the work week and lead into the holiday season

Can’t wait to rest

[lapis ivy]

Glad to hear that brother and enjoy the holiday season and your rest as well 😊

@rare cedar

[rare cedar]

What’s your plans for the season?

[lapis ivy]

Playing Halo infinite forge campaign Hyrule warriors age of imprisonment and probably get another switch 2 console and get Halo campaign evolved if it releases in the following year@rare cedar

[signal wedge]

Work

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[lapis ivy]

Hello bros@meager linden @signal wedge

[signal wedge]

Hola amigo

[lapis ivy]

Doing good as always and you still playing Halo infinite etc on PC same as me lol?

[signal wedge]

I have it installed but didn’t play since like October

[lapis ivy]

Only one game is not working and that's MCC

I need to check steam for an update probably might fix the controller glitch that makes it unresponsive

Agh still no update lol

But I'd upgrade to an RTX higher than the 2070 @signal wedge better performance I'd say

[signal wedge]

I got a 3060

[lapis ivy]

Hey hey hey now that's what I'm talking about!👍

That's a good upgrade ngl

What PC is it Asus or another brand? cause they say Asus is better in a sense

My Asus works very well

On that frontier

[signal wedge]

Buy a 5090

[signal wedge]

Idk. It’s MSI motherboard Intel CPU and a Nvidia GPU

[lapis ivy]

Yeah I'd go for that if I save up enough for it

[lapis ivy]

Oh MSI yeah I was going for that one but I chose the series x all digital instead

[signal wedge]

Oh yeah I use an Acer SSD

[lapis ivy]

I heard those are better yeah

Acer and Asus are well established PC brands top

[signal wedge]

They make Laptops bruh

And Monitors

[lapis ivy]

I'd go for those yeah either an RTX 5090 or Acer but Asus is peak

[signal wedge]

No one brand create PCs it’s all in parts

[verbal nymph]

The 2000's was peak gaming

I wish I wasn't an infant back then

[signal wedge]

I was wrong ASUS does make PCs lol

[odd anchor]

Mhmmm General chat.

[signal wedge]

How would you know

[odd anchor]

How to get the cat ears on your Halo character???

[lapis ivy]

Heh when I was 10 I played Halo combat evolved when the old Xbox came out and the flood scared the be Jesus out of me lol and the maw was peak

[waxen rose]

Its on a certain helmet on a specific armor core

[verbal nymph]

A lot of really good games came out then

[odd anchor]

Anyone knows how???

[waxen rose]

Purchase the cat lovers bundle

Its only on the Mk VII armor core

[signal wedge]

Yes like assassin creed shadows

[verbal nymph]

Isn't that the new one?

That's a 2020's era game, not a 2000's era game

[lapis ivy]

Assassin's Creed is a new game yes and not 2000

I like that game ngl

[verbal nymph]

I like the first 4 Assassin's Creed games

I don't play them very much tho

[lapis ivy]

The assassin's Creed 2 or 3 I don't know but it was my first one to play

[verbal nymph]

Halo 3 was one of my first games

But I was like 8 and not smart enough to beat Sierra 117

[lapis ivy]

Mine was combat evolved before 2 was my second and forward

And I was 10 when combat evolved was out

[verbal nymph]

I can't believe my childhood console of the Xbox 360 is considered a retro console now

[lapis ivy]

I got back into Halo thanks to my cousins lol

They got me into shooting grunts brutes etc in Halo 3 odst

I bought my pre-owned copy of odst on GameStop and Then got a brand new copy from Walmart

[verbal nymph]

I wish Xbox continued making their dashboards feel like alien technology powered by Mountain Dew like in the og

[lapis ivy]

Believe or not I'm still bewildered by the old Xbox dashboard making those sounds they did in 2000 lol

@verbal nymph

I still have that Xbox but it doesn't work anymore

Well at least the disc drive lid doesn't open

I bought it as my first own Xbox to play Halo combat evolved Godzilla save the earth etc

Back in the day lol

[verbal nymph]

My first home console was the 360 Slim

Because I'm only 20

Well, 20 in like one and a half weeks

[lapis ivy]

And I just got my first Gillette best shave earlier

It's a good shaver

$15 smh

[coral yoke]

if i'd have known about halo back in like the early 2010s, i'd have looked at an xbox 360 and wondered when the covenant started making game consoles

i say this as i practically grew up with everything but xbox, only ever using one for minecraft and that one marble game on xbox live arcade lmao

needless to say i liked messing around on the dashboard

sigh. speaking of dashboards, no microsoft i don't want to buy gamepass and get a call of duty skin for free. stop showing me fullscreen ads about this.

just let me play my existing games

[verbal nymph]

I have the sound of the 360 Slim's disc drive burned into my memory

The noise it makes right after you turn on the console

Or maybe that's the hard drive

[lapis ivy]

I got the 360 E but the controller doesn't work anymore and can't find those by Microsoft anymore except for third parties I ignore and dismiss lol

That was when I first got the Xbox one

[verbal nymph]

Have you tried eBay?

eBay is like the best place to go online when you're looking for used electronics

They have just about everything

[lapis ivy]

I got the app yeah and good thing eBay now accepts gift cards

It didn't have that that option back in the day but now it has eBay gift cards you can get on dollar tree etc

But I could look for an Xbox 360 controller by Microsoft on eBay thanks for letting me on that one @verbal nymph !👍

[verbal nymph]

Also be aware of something

If you buy something internationally, it goes through their facility in Kentucky, and it might get sliced open by security, and possibly damaged

It shouldn't be a problem if it's being shipped from the same country it's being delivered to though

Also shouldn't be a problem if the seller uses their own shipping

Dankpods has a video addressing the issue with eBay's shipping

The only thing I've ordered that didn't come from the US was a New 3DS XL from Japan, and that arrived just fine

[lapis ivy]

You can order anything that can from Japan etc but Japan comes just fine without damages I can say the Japanese have a good way of handling their merchandise I respect that

Damn right now I'm trying to use Google Gemini and it looks like it's down atm

[verbal nymph]

Someone at one of the data centers asked Gemini how to maintain the data center and it told them the wrong thing and they took down the AI for a while

[lapis ivy]

So that's why I keep getting that message saying something went wrong try again later?

[hybrid perch]

wow

[dusky wasp]

Can’t wait to play combat campaign evolved on ps5

[verbal nymph]

This is a joke btw

Because of how many people just rely on asking AI for everything

[zinc bear]

“Hey uhhhh ChatGPT I’m stuck on this halo level how do I beat it”

Back in my day we used YouTube.. 🚬

[waxen rose]

Back in my day we used manuals

[harsh ginkgo]

“Hey chat GPT how do I raise my kid?”
Worst part this aint even a joke ts actually happens

[waxen rose]

One customer came into my store 4 months ago and vented to me about how her husband uses chat gpt to talk to her and all I could do was awkwardly smile

Like girl just get the divorce

[lapis ivy]

So what is going on with Google Gemini lol it has been this all day since last night

[candid solar]

"Chat GPT how do I spell my name"
'What is your name'
"Chat GPT What is my name"

[zinc bear]

There’s people that live among us who use chat GPT

[candid solar]

Personally, i think people who use Chat GPT to function in daily life should be made fun of and bullied.

[candid solar]

This also goes for any other AI system btw

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[candid solar]

I had them as co-workers until my untimely seperation and I gotta say

I was better at the job than they were before LLMs, and they just made me even better by comparison.

[candid solar]

It's amazing how great you can be if you have working grey matter

[waxen rose]

Omg this gave me a flashback to the mom on tiktok who posted “I forgot my newborn babies name so I asked chat gpt for help” omg I hate her

[candid solar]

what

what

[waxen rose]

ITS REAL

[zinc bear]

There was one who asked chat gpt for name ideas🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

“Having my 6th child so I asked chat gpt for names” this is real

[candid solar]

💀

Let me guess, she's a tradcath who converted late in life too

[zinc bear]

God I miss machine learning

[fickle drift]

Eh not really ChatGPT is a much better search engine than Google since the last decade of ads n popularity biases lol, It's much more simpler and faster and gives way more in depth relevant answers to things than google or whatever and it cites multiple siurces you can easily check

[zinc bear]

👀

[fickle drift]

It wipes the floor on google for like any question asked thats longer than one sentence lol

[candid solar]

Literally none of what you just said is actually correct.

And I ain't saying Google is good either

[zinc bear]

I prefer to have a source from an ACTUAL HUMAN rather than asking an AI and destroying the planet so I could figure out how to cook a chicken.

[waxen rose]

Flashback to the woman who married a millionaires son and all her husband got her for her birthday was an egg holder

[fickle drift]

Besides I like learning more and getting more in depth cool answers and asking questions beyond one simple answer lol

[zinc bear]

💔

[candid solar]

Listen, I get you may have married the meatball, but I'm sure as hell not about to marry an eight-ball that glazes me.

[fickle drift]

Why are Catholics catching strays the church rocks 🔥

[candid solar]

There is nothing less Christian than a Catholic convert.

And I say that having dated actual satanists and athiests.

And being an athiest.

[lapis ivy]

Last night Google Gemini was working fine till like at 12 it started giving me that message saying something went wrong try again later over and over I looked up what was going on apparently there's a local outage I don't know really

[fickle drift]

I was born and raised in a traditionally long-running Catholic family and baptised as a kid tho

[candid solar]

So you aren't a convert and need not be insulted.

[fickle drift]

Whats so bad about the converts tho 😭

[waxen rose]

Gemini told me to eat 3 rocks per day

Real thing it said btw

[fickle drift]

What did they do lol

[candid solar]

Many who adopt it later in life bend a misunderstanding of a religion to justify discrimination, bigotry, and injustice.

[lapis ivy]

It didn't tell you to eat an entire pepperoni pizza eh?

[waxen rose]

No it told me that screaming 8 hours a day is good for your soul

[fickle drift]

Sorta unrelated but If I had a daughter right now I'd want to call her "Mary" that way she gets to be "Mary Christmas" LMAO

[candid solar]

And sure, I'm sure people who actually mean it convert too, sometimes, but the overwhelming majority of converts do it for a faux justification to enact things meant to hurt others.

[fickle drift]

Mary Christmas is a W aura name man I just hope she dosen't get laughed at

[waxen rose]

If I had a daughter id name her brick
If I had a son id name him refrigerator

[candid solar]

Excuse me I'm the bird here

[lapis ivy]

Hell knows what they did probably screwed up a server or something

[zinc bear]

Trenchbard

[waxen rose]

D&d reference

[zinc bear]

Jesus Christ

[candid solar]

Christmas reference

[zinc bear]

Oh my days

[fickle drift]

Isn't the kid named Brick in that one sitcom the Middle?

[fickle drift]

King of Kings, God of Gods 💯 🔥

[candid solar]

Uh, no, in the context of the conversation, my beef with religious converts is that they usually convert in order to justify bigotry.

[zinc bear]

What?

[candid solar]

Whereas people who are generally raised in a religion tend to actually hold the core tenets of that religion dear (Such as caring about the homeless and disenfranchised even if they don't share a faith)

[waxen rose]

If I have a second daughter ill name her car engine
she will be the cool one

[lapis ivy]

I'm not saying anything about religion on this lmao I'm talking about what Google Gemini did that it ain't working atm since last night

[candid solar]

I was going off what you responded to :>

[zinc bear]

Oh okay

[waxen rose]

Put the book down and pick up warriorcats

[candid solar]

No, pick up Animorphs

[waxen rose]

firestar will show you the way

[zinc bear]

Put down dat book and read diary of a wimpy kid 🔥🔥

[candid solar]

If you see someone reading Harry Potter, slap it out of their hands and give them a copy of Animorphs

[waxen rose]

CHEESE TOUCH ALERT

[lapis ivy]

True but but think of this like saying who knows what they did lol

[candid solar]

Then burn the book of the wizards because the person who owns the franchise is horrible

No, I don't want to

[waxen rose]

I forgot her name because I hate her that much

[candid solar]

I don't think that's normally how hating someone works

[zinc bear]

JK Rowling I will find you

[waxen rose]

I just remember my little pony made a character inspired off of her and it upsets me

[candid solar]

what

[waxen rose]

They made a jk rowling pony

[candid solar]

No I get that it's just

what

[lapis ivy]

So a fellow believer eh? Nice!👍

[candid solar]

This is like that crap where Simpsons had freaking Elon Musk for an episode

[waxen rose]

Daring doo
Her secret identity is jk rowling
We need to stop this.

[candid solar]

And had Lisa, who by all accounts would absolutely hate Elon, fawn over him

[zinc bear]

Ughhh Elon musk I will find you

[lapis ivy]

Point is this crap going on with Google Gemini right now is getting on my nerves lol

[waxen rose]

Oh yeah no Lisa is the smart one so why is she licking his boots

[zinc bear]

Isn’t that the image generation thing?

[candid solar]

This was before it was as obvious that he was objectively one of the single worst people on the planet by virtue of actions

[waxen rose]

Eat 3 rocks a day

[fickle drift]

Yeah for life and and forever!

[lapis ivy]

Yeah and convo chats too but both aren't going through

[waxen rose]

Casually flaunts his youngest son around as a sheild

[zinc bear]

Bro has a conversation with google Gemini

[candid solar]

That's not even the worst thing he's done in his life, that's just crappy on its own.

[lapis ivy]

Bro plays Halos

[waxen rose]

I like saying thank you to ai bots just to make servers a little worse

[zinc bear]

Now that’s not a bad thing

[zinc bear]

I say thank you so when the AI war starts in about a decade I’m not getting killed

[candid solar]

But yeah FTR I don't have many real issues with religion, more a distrust of their systems and an even stronger distrust of converts because of how often a 'convert' tends to be someone trying to benefit from a culture war and claim false legitimacy.

[waxen rose]

“We remember you from linda chat 8763”

[lapis ivy]

Amen to that

[zinc bear]

Don’t even joke lad

[candid solar]

I once insulted Microsoft's AI enough that it refused to talk to me

[fickle drift]

Eh I think theres a lot of genuine Converts out there who come unto Christ for spiritual reasons and genuine like faith and stuff, Some people just want redemption and to save there souls

[zinc bear]

“We remember you from Fred chat 129867, master freak.”

[candid solar]

You trust too deeply, IMO.

[waxen rose]

When the ai gives you the silent treatment like no shut up you are MY tool to boss around

[lapis ivy]

Not at all I do that most of my life and time

[candid solar]

And likely have not interacted enough with converts like I unfortunately have.

[waxen rose]

Does a little twirl

[zinc bear]

Didn’t even catch the 67 smh

[candid solar]

89

[waxen rose]

I cant count past 4 so I wouldn't know

[zinc bear]

Bros mad over Google Gemini being down

[candid solar]

It should be down forever

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 halo 4 halo 4 halo 4 halo 4 halo 4 halo 4 halo 4

[candid solar]

We must destroy Gemini

[lapis ivy]

This bro doorless plays Halo in the meantime

[waxen rose]

Play halo 4 NOW
Burn your copy of 3

[candid solar]

Reach? Yeah? How about I Reach for more lighter fluid to burn this copy of Halo 3

[zinc bear]

God I hate reach
Love the customs and art style tho

Maybe chat gpt can write a better story
@chatgpt write me halo reach sorry plz without Jun

[waxen rose]

I will halo fight 4 you so you can halo reach for more kindle to halo 2 light this fire

[lapis ivy]

What's wrong with reach lol I don't see anything bad about it

[fickle drift]

Lisa is canonically a Elon fangirl and it's crazy lol

[zinc bear]

Everything

[fickle drift]

She was glazing him so hard really called him the greatest inventor of all time/smartest person alive or something

[waxen rose]

If halo reach was made today you can bet it would be made with ai

[zinc bear]

Reach is the worst halo game and I’ll die and fight for my grave on that hill

[lapis ivy]

So what Halo game you like the most than reach?

[zinc bear]

Every other game

[fickle drift]

Best Halo game?

[lapis ivy]

Mine is infinite and forge

[candid solar]

The best Halo game is Spartan Strike

[zinc bear]

4

[waxen rose]

Best halo game is 5 for its abundance of freds

[candid solar]

It's not uncommon for when that happened. Elon's PR team was working overtime to have that happen for Star Trek and Big Bang Theory too.

[zinc bear]

4 is the best halo game and it was overshadowed by halo reach when 4 did everything better

[candid solar]

Got smote

[lapis ivy]

Nah I stick with Halo infinite and MCC best memorable Halo games

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 is in MCC

[lapis ivy]

That I already know but I dismiss it

[waxen rose]

Bungie fans hated the idea that chief was a real human man with feelings and autonomous thoughts and not a lapdog who fights and dies good

[zinc bear]

Why? It’s crucial to chiefs character development in halo infinite.

[candid solar]

Silly Master Freak, Men don't have feelings.

[zinc bear]

Marty:

[waxen rose]

Sigh youre right

[lapis ivy]

I just don't I prefer the epic ones but Halo 5 I can't dismiss lol too epic

[candid solar]

And no, anger about your gosh dang kids not agreeing with you is not an emotion

[waxen rose]

Im allowed to get angry if my daughter brick says her favorite halo game is 3

[candid solar]

In fact, they're weak for not agreeing in lockstep with you

[zinc bear]

Halo fans when it comes to not being able to understand an actual story other than “guy shoots alien”

[lapis ivy]

Shooting aliens is too fun and satisfying why not

[zinc bear]

🫤

[waxen rose]

I hate it when people want one dimensional characters as their main character

[candid solar]

"(Combination of Parents), I have something to confess... I'm gay"
'Oh thank god I thought you were gonna say your favorite game was Halo 3'

[waxen rose]

That was me when I came out this is true

[candid solar]

I always wondered, is it dad, dad, or dads, and vice-versa? I always just went with Parental Units because I watched Coneheads very young and it drove my parents crazy.

[waxen rose]

My dad and my father say yes

[lapis ivy]

Plus bonus XP for each matchmaking and FF on gruntpoc is the best part for me ngl bruh

[zinc bear]

This is about story not multiplayer

[candid solar]

Anyways Egg Factory is the best track of Sonic Riders

[zinc bear]

Nuketown 2025 is one of the best maps in gaming

[waxen rose]

Eggman is so whimsical
Every transmasc person wishes to become him

I will become an evil scientist

[zinc bear]

I will become an chud

[lapis ivy]

🥴

[candid solar]

My stupid dareala chud son

whom I hate

[waxen rose]

My lovely Dareal chud son

Whom I cherish

[zinc bear]

God why does every parent in my life hate me

Nevermind thank you freak

[zinc bear]

Thank you I am your stupid chud son

[waxen rose]

Its pronounced baka chud son

[zinc bear]

Oh

[waxen rose]

When will trenchbird diva for the ps3 drop I've been waiting for years

[candid solar]

Once the check clears

[lapis ivy]

Hey but don't sweat it @zinc bear I gotta give Halo studios/343 for making 4 a good game back in the day it's rare when I play it but I'm not gonna lie it's a good game

[waxen rose]

This installment better not disappoint or I will be complaining in online forums about this!!!!

[zinc bear]

When will I get a girlfriend on the ps3

[candid solar]

Real

[zinc bear]

Hey guys what’s your favorite apple

[lapis ivy]

Green apple 🍏

[zinc bear]

Why am I such a chud no one even wants to name their favorite apple

[candid solar]

Rekt

[waxen rose]

Applejack from my l

[zinc bear]

My l

[candid solar]

Huh, TIL the fastest horse IRL was roughly 43kmph

[lapis ivy]

@zinc bear Plus candy apples are good

[waxen rose]

Rainbowdash can break the sonic barrier so I think she's the fastest horse

[zinc bear]

Does anyone out here like candy apples?

[waxen rose]

Absolutely not they're bad for braces

[candid solar]

I only like candy onions

[zinc bear]

Ew

[lapis ivy]

Do you?

[zinc bear]

Imagine having braces

You’re far inferior to my Invisalign

[waxen rose]

INSURANCE HATES ME

[zinc bear]

Yeah my insurance hates me too. They said I didn’t qualify and legit said that my Invisalign was only for cosmetics when I literally couldn’t breath out of my nose due to my teeth

But it’s ok monthly payments for a few years we good

[waxen rose]

Cosmetics like they didnt mess up your skull shape

[lapis ivy]

Candy apples with chamoy and Chile powder and gummies make them taste better than just simple candy apple if you think that way

[zinc bear]

Man I gotta get up at 9 tomorrow

Why do I stay up on halo discord instead of sleeping

Goodnight

The dreams need me..

[lapis ivy]

School or work day?

[zinc bear]

None of your business

[candid solar]

School isn't real and neither are jobs

[zinc bear]

Pls censor j*b it scares me AND freak

[waxen rose]

I work at a pickle factory eating pickles
I don't get paid I just break in ans steal food

[candid solar]

Jobs are funny words

Jobs? Jobs.

[lapis ivy]

Lmao I sleep while watching TV and playing Halo infinite and sleep still

Like a rock

[zinc bear]

I go to sleep and I cry

[waxen rose]

I make 950 a month from my job im trying my best

[zinc bear]

NINE FIFTEY A MONTH??? That’s a lot of money

[waxen rose]

Its not when you have a car to pay off 💔

[lapis ivy]

I'd earn 2.000 a month that's more than that

[zinc bear]

Easy just walk everywhere like me

[zinc bear]

Damn bro works for the government or smth that’s a lot 😭😭

[lapis ivy]

$17 a month is below my pay grade

Bro I ain't lying

[waxen rose]

Dont you mean 17 an hour

17 a month is like walking someone's dog

[lapis ivy]

You can say that yeah but still below my pay grade

[waxen rose]

Okay obviously

[zinc bear]

Huh?

Bro I’m confused

[waxen rose]

Me too what is twin getting at

[zinc bear]

He ain’t our twin

[waxen rose]

He is not one of us.

Like that cool lion king 2 song

[lapis ivy]

Let me just clarify that if you were to just earn 17 an hour I believe that just low as I don't know maybe $700 I believe

[zinc bear]

But $700 is more than $17

[waxen rose]

How many hours a week are you pulling up for a bi-weekly paycheck for 17 an hour, lion?

[lapis ivy]

Just enough to buy you a switch 2 eh?

[zinc bear]

🫩

[lapis ivy]

Or an Xbox series x

[waxen rose]

If you buy a switch 2 I will laugh in your face

[lapis ivy]

I didn't say I was going to get one just a hypothetical theory lol

[waxen rose]

do what you want with your money but I will giggle either way

nothing will stop my side eye

[lapis ivy]

Nothing will stop my eagle eye @waxen rose

[waxen rose]

Eagle eye on what

[lapis ivy]

On everything and everywhere

[waxen rose]

im pretty eagle eyed when I see a perfect donut at the gas station

[zinc bear]

Donut mention

[waxen rose]

My daughter loves him but I think he looks a little pink

[lapis ivy]

When I was in San Antonio back in 2016 I spotted a Lowe's store when I wasn't known to the city but I spotted it anyway

First time I traveled to a different city

[waxen rose]

Lowe’s is a store that exists

[lapis ivy]

No duh

It always has

And it's better than home Depot

[waxen rose]

take that back.

[lapis ivy]

I chose Lowe's for its quantity stock on plants and gardening while home Depot doesn't

I don't know it's just my preference

[waxen rose]

Never step into my store

[lapis ivy]

You know the only reason I visit both stores is for Christmas tree shopping

Which are both good and positive

[waxen rose]

My store is 50% off rn on all Christmas items

Including trees

[lapis ivy]

Like on what exactly?

[waxen rose]

One customer bought an 800$ tree for 400 and I gave her 200 off bc she signed up for a card

[lapis ivy]

Lights ornaments etc?

[waxen rose]

All of it

[lapis ivy]

I always choose the Fraser fir

[rare cedar]

You work at a big retailer or mom and pop

[waxen rose]

I never get real trees
The nettles get everywhere

[lapis ivy]

Well at least you're not getting the scotch pines as Christmas trees those were sharp I choose the softer trees like Fraser and Douglas fir

[waxen rose]

If your tree stabs you with its nettles thats on you: no refunds

[lapis ivy]

Not this time tho cause I swapped them out for fake artificial trees nowadays no needles and no cleaning up Add: no disposal either

[waxen rose]

Only the joys of putting it in the garage attic

[rare cedar]

Oops misclick lmao

[lapis ivy]

Last year I wanted to get the artificial tree with the changing lights and they were out of stock so I got the standard one

[candid solar]

Many such cases

[candid solar]

You mean needles? Nettles are a whole other plant.

Nettles are those weird stupid pods with the spikes that hate people

[lapis ivy]

The ones that sting you?

Good God we don't have those in Texas at least I haven't seen

[whole flame]

hi

[fickle drift]

hi

[whole flame]

@fickle drift whats up?

[fickle drift]

@whole flame nothing much you?

[whole flame]

just playing some gmod

[fickle drift]

fair enough 😎

[whole flame]

im gonna send a pic of my gmod session

sorry cant send

[stuck wind]

Ayo the new Metroid looks like Halo tbh

[steady jolt]

Some ex-Halo devs moved to work on it as far as I know

[stuck wind]

Metroid x halo would go hard ngl

[blissful folio]

man i love the map truth and reconciliation but istg it always bugs out weirdly where theres no enemies attacking but it just wouldnt give me the waypoint

[indigo lotus]

There was a reimagining Mega Man X game called “Maverick Hunter” made by Armature studios, made by some of the staff from Retro studios that did Metroid Prime. But that game was cancelled in 2010

[signal wedge]

Was that why it’s so mid

[prime sparrow]

hey chat, are there 7 other people lookin to play some halo 2a king of the hill on zenith? i'm after the "shields up" achievement

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[prime sparrow]

[blissful folio]

omg why is queuing taking so long

i JUST WANNA PLAY HALO PVP

[tough trellis]

Gui

[blissful folio]

oh my god my lobby literally needs one more player and NOONE is joining.

ive been here for like 15 minutes

halo multiplayer is so fun, but omg i have such a hatred for the matchmaking its actually abysmal

[analog knot]

Queue H2A Escalation Slayer now that its in the rotation, there arent many H2A maps shouldnt take long

[blissful folio]

and THE FIRST game i get on has a hacker

[waxen rose]

That would mean selling out to Nintendo and thats a fate worse than death

[blissful folio]

i absolutely hate halo multiplayer so much

matchmaking i mean.

like atp i dont even care about getting a ban im quitting

[waxen rose]

halo mp is only good when youre playing with a friend imo

That goes for most mp things

[naive turret]

It's better for sure, but I can solo queue fine enough

[waxen rose]

Its 7:30 my professor isnt here that means no exam hooray hooray hooray

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

i feel like if the game has failed to be fun for solo play then its missed the mark entirely

[fickle drift]

Yo halo fans

Questions,
What is 9+10+2×8-6+45=

[waxen rose]

Vc off its awesome

Why is Master Chief on a football feild

Someone is somewhere they don't belong

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2001893426841739286?s=20
why is this a whole thing 😭

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter)

Master Chief handed them the trophy 😮

X · Dec 19, 2025, 5:52 AM

[obsidian wyvern]

he listened to somewhere i belong and gave in

[waxen rose]

He is somewhere he belongs now

[obsidian wyvern]

ohh this was what i saw before my twitter refreshed for no reason

[meager linden]

I like that Chief handmade design from HCS

[meager linden]

#hcs-chat message

That one

[waxen rose]

It would've been cool if he was wearing a 117 jersey but maybe im just salty i never got that jersey halo collab with the lakers

[misty marsh]

Is chief not allowed to pursue non work-related hobbies smh

[waxen rose]

Men have hobbies?

[misty marsh]

Uhh trick question, pass

[waxen rose]

LOL

[velvet bough]

Finishing this drive

[obsidian wyvern]

what did she mean by this

[naive turret]

It's not the number of hobbies, it's the ones you actually commit to

[misty marsh]

Idk what men are

[naive turret]

Truuee

[signal wedge]

aliens

[misty marsh]

Ohh
Like ET?

[signal wedge]

yes

[halcyon karma]

mcc

[harsh girder]

John master chief

[halcyon karma]

John Halo Chief

...3

[harsh girder]

I feel like i could firm a punch to the stomach from master chief

[halcyon karma]

only if he punched through the hole he left from the previous one

[waxen rose]

I think thats a flavor of boba tea

[waxen rose]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[misty marsh]

Yeah i did think it was giving cuisine vibes

Like pho but men

[waxen rose]

Lo men oh that sounds good rn

[lime gate]

hello

[harsh girder]

Undead nightmares

[remote trench]

👋

[molten pelican]

hm

[misty marsh]

Chow men would be delicious

[halcyon glen]

You chow men?

[molten pelican]

isn't it mein

[waxen rose]

Its men

[misty marsh]

It's men

[viral dune]

Cannibals

[halcyon glen]

No... it's chow mein

[ocean herald]

That would make it yours

[waxen rose]

Its literally men

[misty marsh]

Yeah sprok, don't steal my men

[waxen rose]

He wants to steal our chow men

[molten pelican]

you are stupid and mean!

[misty marsh]

He should go chow his own men

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-13763573

[waxen rose]

Go lo his own men and see if I care

[zenith silo]

hi guys i like campaigns

[molten pelican]

2022 but no inheritor?

[ocean herald]

It’s rigged. I’ve been cheated!!

[halcyon glen]

Bow chicka bow wow

[viral dune]

[ocean herald]

I think I have under 6k chats. Really don’t know how the bot awards xp lol

[molten pelican]

hi icky

[viral dune]

Hello spork

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-figure-joke-on-you-gif-11505039

[molten pelican]

shut up brit

[obsidian wyvern]

kindly slip off the mountain you're climbing

[waxen rose]

I am the willing victim of a cannibal
She rips out my bones just like im an animal🎵

[misty marsh]

I volunteer to push him off

[obsidian wyvern]

would be more satisfying to watch

[molten pelican]

I done climbing and one push would probably kill me atp

[waxen rose]

The ominous strong gust of wind

[misty marsh]

Less work for me, I just need to whistle in his directions and he's done for

[molten pelican]

my joints cant take it

[naive turret]

Get a bit of WD40

[molten pelican]

aegis how do you live like this

[misty marsh]

You don't need joints

[waxen rose]

I am personally a slab of flesh connected to a square frame
Moisturize me

[molten pelican]

kitso want to run h2 legendary later

[misty marsh]

Yes

[molten pelican]

good

[misty marsh]

When is later

[molten pelican]

just has to be before the probably fixed joshua vs paul fight tonight, let me see what time its at

[obsidian wyvern]

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

you care to watch a boxing match over a legendary run

[waxen rose]

Bland dude name vs bland dude name this will be a battle to remember

[molten pelican]

I am a sucker for fighting sports

[misty marsh]

Idk who joshua is and I just translated Paul to jake Paul in my head sorry

[obsidian wyvern]

you could be fighting kitso in halo 2

[molten pelican]

it is jake paul lmao

[misty marsh]

He doesn't wanna lose

[obsidian wyvern]

oh ok wait valid if Jake Paul gets beaten up

[naive turret]

I was gonna say something then remembered where I was.

[waxen rose]

Jake Paul mention immediate ick

[molten pelican]

we actually have decent teamwork

[misty marsh]

Oh may the odds be forever against his favour then

[naive turret]

Kitso is Sprok lying

[molten pelican]

real, but there is a possibilty of match fixing, boxing is not what it used to be

[misty marsh]

No because it still counts as great teamwork when I carry him

[naive turret]

ahhh fair

[obsidian wyvern]

no that makes you a one man army

[naive turret]

I've got three amazing teammates then

[molten pelican]

not once did I insult you during metropolis

[obsidian wyvern]

I can confirm you are lying

[misty marsh]

I actually think this is true

If he did, he needs to up his insult game cause it didn't leave a strong enough mark

[molten pelican]

arbiter probably wont be as long

[misty marsh]

A win is a win

[molten pelican]

I did say something about you driving

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern can I have the ODST tag?
Also, any news about AC6?

[misty marsh]

You didn't let me drive

[molten pelican]

biological reasons

[misty marsh]

Smh
My driving is peak and no one appreciates it

[naive turret]

It can't be any worse than any of ours

[obsidian wyvern]

I do not have permission to hand over the tag and no ac6 news

[meager linden]

That's so sad

[obsidian wyvern]

hahahahahaha

[misty marsh]

It's really good I promise

[naive turret]

:dread:

Next time you's get on HD2 we'll see

[misty marsh]

I've got this

[obsidian wyvern]

[misty marsh]

I promised nothing but smooth sailing

[meager linden]

Driving in HD2 so lame💀
Feels like driving a warthog in Halo CE

[obsidian wyvern]

we made our way up to like level 4, she did better than me in that last mission

I swear I'll do just as badly in a level 2 as I will in a level 10

[misty marsh]

No because warthogs do what I tell it to do
The hd2 car is obsessed with drifting and throws a tantrum wherever the ground has more than a little texture

[obsidian wyvern]

use manual

[naive turret]

You've gotta finesse her

[misty marsh]

I think i was idk i saw the gears at the bottom but I didn't really figure out whether I was meant to do anything with them or if they were purely there to look pretty

[meager linden]

Thinking of returning to HD2
A lot happened?

[obsidian wyvern]

your car, at least on keyboard, is automatic, automatically, but you can change it to manual

[naive turret]

The bots did a Pompeii on a few planets

[obsidian wyvern]

there's really no point to using manual though

[naive turret]

I only ever shift down to first if it's a steep hill

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[misty marsh]

I might experiment with it at some point

But I'll just focus on being good with auto

[meager linden]

Wow
Galactic map on illuminate side so cooked

[viral dune]

Not on my watch

[forest lagoon]

[harsh girder]

AJ will slaughter jake

[bold vortex]

Rawwww

Titanfall 3 will never happen

[misty marsh]

DONT

[bold vortex]

TO LATE

🙏🏻

[misty marsh]

DONT GO THERE

[bold vortex]

It’s never gonna happen sunny

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[bold vortex]

Oop

Kit said something bad

[misty marsh]

No lol

[bold vortex]

Yes

[misty marsh]

i prompted the bot for them

[bold vortex]

Ban him

He’s a bad boy

[misty marsh]

Im a she gng

[pliant notch]

Thank you.

[spare owl]

We got Jackals in the courtyard

[marsh blade]

i hate hackals

more than hunters some how

[jolly heron]

i love hunters and their big burly arms

[marsh blade]

that's somewhat interesting

[iron path]

343 needs to add a way for us to give commands to NPC Warthog gunners/drivers

like "stop driving" or "learn to shoot damnit"

[marsh blade]

do u guys think it'd be okay to skip halo 2 campaign cuz i dont have it

[iron path]

You mean you don't have it installed right now or you just don't have it?
If you just don't have it, skipping it would literally be the only thing you can do.

[marsh blade]

just dont have it at all

[iron path]

Well than you're literally just incapable of playing it regardless... so no shame in "skipping" it

[marsh blade]

oh sweet

[iron path]

Thought I was being looked down on for a second

[marsh blade]

thought i'd might miss sum important stuff

[marsh blade]

why, is there a giant in the room?

[iron path]

Ooh you will, absolutely.

[marsh blade]

sometimes i forget the importance of commas

[iron path]

No, metaphorically, because you mistyped and for a brief moment called me "sweety"

[marsh blade]

i'll probably watch the cutscenes then

[marsh blade]

that'd be bad

not ready to be a parent

[iron path]

Calling someone sweety does not automatically imply you're their parent.
It can also be seen as a way to belittle someone, like saying "ooh you sweet summer child"
But that wasn't what you were doing, so it's irrelevant

[spare owl]

are you on console or PC

[marsh blade]

pc

[misty marsh]

you absolutely will

[spare owl]

Steam its on sale for $2.79

[misty marsh]

but it gives you an excuse to go back and play through all the games again when you finally do obtain it

[marsh blade]

fair point

[forest fossil]

OGGDO!!!!

[spare owl]

One simply does not skip Halo 2!

[marsh blade]

i'll check it out soon

[misty marsh]

NO

[forest fossil]

it murdered me and some storm troopers x_x

😭

[misty marsh]

im not playing rn but when i do get back on, im being stubborn abt killing this albino spider thing

[forest fossil]

wyyyschok?

[misty marsh]

yeah that looks right

[forest fossil]

i cant prenounce it tho lmao

[misty marsh]

wee-shock

thats me guessing

[fickle drift]

Yo

[forest fossil]

theres also the nydak thing like an alpha or something on dathomir

i hate it

[misty marsh]

i still havent been to dathomir

learnt my lesson 5 years ago abt trying to go there too early

i cannot wait for the fast travel in survivor

[forest fossil]

its not already in survivor!

[misty marsh]

WHAT

[naive turret]

It is, idk what they’re talking about

[misty marsh]

I was gonna say
I swear i saw you mention it

[forest fossil]

yo a youtuber actualy said several things that should be in survivor and all of it happened

[naive turret]

Between the meditation points, it is locked for story progress sometimes but that’s makes sense

[forest fossil]

makes sense. just like oggdo gagging

[misty marsh]

if oggdo has no haters im dead

[forest fossil]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/88383211430574888/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/608126755926891629/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/19281104647520789/

[dense cairn]

This chat kinda dead

https://tenor.com/view/goku-revive-chat-chat-revive-goku-gif-10227965783581046306

[zinc bear]

embed failure

[misty marsh]

ur an embed failure

[obsidian wyvern]

💥

[zinc bear]

Meanie

[cedar turret]

There is an egg joke there

[zinc bear]

where?

[misty marsh]

under there

[zinc bear]

under where?

[misty marsh]

🫵 😂

[zinc bear]

im gonna hug you

[misty marsh]

Can i pick my last meal at least

[zinc bear]

no

youre brit so its gonna be beans on toast or smth

[misty marsh]

Im not like other brits smh

I want tea and crumpets

[obsidian wyvern]

no real person likes crumpets

[misty marsh]

Ur right, theyre gross

[obsidian wyvern]

scared me for a sec

[candid tusk]

I have it on good authority that the dames at the flipsy flopsin down in mulberrydoverson love crumpets.

[zinc bear]

huh

[misty marsh]

loving crumpets is wrong

[zinc bear]

you love them

[misty marsh]

they have no flavour and are textural nightmare

[candid tusk]

Tell that to the dames in Mulberrydoverson.

[obsidian wyvern]

they look horrible

[zinc bear]

you like tea and crumpets, dont you kitso?

[misty marsh]

as much as i love stargazey pie yeah

[zinc bear]

whats that

[misty marsh]

british delicacy, absolute must try if u ever visit

[candid tusk]

I'm going to guess it's a pie crust filled with sprinkles.

[obsidian wyvern]

idek what that is

[misty marsh]

yeah for sure

[zinc bear]

im never visiting britland

[candid tusk]

Makes sense. The Australians have their fairy bread after all.

[zinc bear]

dont call the bread a fairy, we dont say that anymore.

[misty marsh]

was this predecided or did you search up the pie

[zinc bear]

didnt search it im lazy

[obsidian wyvern]

[candid tusk]

Valid my dude.

[misty marsh]

real

[obsidian wyvern]

guess what i found

[zinc bear]

you guys play helldivers WITHOUT me?? smh

[candid tusk]

Aight, I looked it up. You're all sorts of wrong for that one.

[naive turret]

I play Helldivers without a lot of people

[obsidian wyvern]

man now i need to look it up

[misty marsh]

its just a pie with fish heads sticking up and gazing with the stars

[naive turret]

And with a lot of people

Also ew

[obsidian wyvern]

nvm i dont need to look it up

[zinc bear]

shame on you h8

[misty marsh]

Peak

[candid tusk]

It's an afront to God.

[zinc bear]

i have NO ONE to play helldivers with 👀

[misty marsh]

Still peak

[obsidian wyvern]

unfortunately peak

[naive turret]

Rev why did you send a video of Icky driving

[obsidian wyvern]

couldnt tell the difference between hers, his and your driving

[misty marsh]

im a good driver dont even

[naive turret]

MINE?

[obsidian wyvern]

yours

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-believe-youve-done-this-punch-ouch-gif-9605268

[misty marsh]

IN MY DEFENCE
i expected it to have at least an ounce of durability

[zinc bear]

lolol yeah h8 your driving is terrible. remember that one time when you crashed all four of US into that tree while we were trying to extract 😂

[naive turret]

I'm a victim of rng I'll have you know

A serial victim of rng

Chronic even

[misty marsh]

spork get out

[molten pelican]

Wrong gif forget it

[naive turret]

Is it an embed fail if it was the wrong embed

[zinc bear]

yes

[misty marsh]

yes

[obsidian wyvern]

u 2 were too quick

[naive turret]

It counts Sprok sorry

[molten pelican]

shut up

[zinc bear]

jinx you owe me a sister

[obsidian wyvern]

how does that.. idek

[naive turret]

What does he mean by this

[misty marsh]

I dont have any sisters

[zinc bear]

thats just what me and my brother say

[obsidian wyvern]

this may be worse

[zinc bear]

its from a freaking tiktok oml

[naive turret]

I acknowledge it, would dread emoji if I could, and we're moving on

[misty marsh]

this sounds like youre tryna wed each other off