general-chat

[candid tusk]

The Halo Wars cinematics always slap.

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[wise pecan]

Hiii

[meager linden]

@graceful inlet hey there buddy
How do you doing?

[graceful inlet]

Hiiii really good, and yoouu???

[meager linden]

Good too

You know, sometimes you need to return back here
Because only I am knowing about you, not sure about others

[graceful inlet]

yeah I should😅

[haughty wraith]

It's also battery powered

[hollow vine]

Yep, that's why is unique lol

[haughty wraith]

Yeah lol, although I think the campaign one is a regular fuel rod

funny enough the fuel rod IS gold but they fudged the textures iirc and it ended up purple

I think I remember seeing that in one of Ruby's videos for when he was making his HCE Rebalanced mod

[pallid totem]

one problem I had replaying halo 4 after replaying the other halo games was that the game locked doors behind me

[harsh girder]

Halo 3 odst

[pallid totem]

in other halo games I often game back where I left some guns to use them now

halo 4 didn't let me do that, also, in halo 4 sometimes I entered through a door and there was an enemy just in front of me, and I tried going back to use the door as cover but the game had already locked the door

this happened like 5 times over the course of the game, it isn't a big problem but it is funny

[harsh girder]

I need to play halo wars 2

[lethal oracle]

You guys think the next halo will be called halo 6 or halo 7?

[gloomy walrus]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[haughty wraith]

You definitely should

Great game

[haughty wraith]

My problem with it is the artstyle and it being kinda boring

Other than that it's fine

[pallid totem]

I didn't say anything with the artstyle, but yeah I prefer the artstyle from the other games, I think things looked more cartoony and it was easier to distinct enemies from the scenario

[safe summit]

hello there

[haughty wraith]

Yeah for sure

Other than the artstyle and the somewhat stale gameplay I liked it

The armors were pretty cool

[safe summit]

hmmm

[steady jolt]

Neither, unless they decide to walk back the shift away from numbered titles. If they did, it would be Halo 7 but I really don't see that happening

[ornate sequoia]

Halo Endless

[silk hare]

:0

[ornate sequoia]

Flood 2.0 for PS5 audiences

[signal wedge]

I mean technically Infinite wasnt called 6

so the next one should be called 6. Just like how BF2042 is not actually BF6

[waxen rose]

Halo 67
Get it

[trim saddle]

Happy Monday spartans

Except freak because of the 67 joke.

[worn onyx]

Happy Monday to you too

-# Also excluding freak and those that made the “67” joke

[waxen rose]

IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK NOW MY MONDAY IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE

[waxen rose]

THIS IS TARGETED

Y'all cant have anything nice now so all you get is evil halo 4

[jagged plank]

no-one wants to run regular h4 as well dawg 😭

[waxen rose]

Everyone has been on evil halo 4 wdym

[naive turret]

So is this the one with no Gondolas and Watchers are fun to fight

[waxen rose]

Its the one where you have to sit through an unskippable 20 minute long cutscene of a random forerunner dog running around

[naive turret]

Ah so peak fiction

[waxen rose]

Everyone throw away your normal copies and buy evil halo 4 NOW

[pallid totem]

so this is the one where doors don't lock behind you

[pallid totem]

.

[waxen rose]

in this game master chief has a… MASTER KEY!!1!! And can open doors

[pallid totem]

so he picked it as his starting item

[waxen rose]

His starting item was a shamrock shake but it's up to you the player to find the master key

[pallid totem]

or he chose the thief class

that comes with a master key

[waxen rose]

No the only thing he steals is 8 hours of your life in game time

8 hours gone because you played evil halo 4

[pallid totem]

so you have to buy the master key from domhnall of zena

[waxen rose]

Master chief is broke in evil halo 4
This is basic evil halo 4 wiki info 😒

[plucky copper]

...

[pallid totem]

no worry, he can get souls by killing enemies

[waxen rose]

SOULS???

Unc aint no grim reaper 😭🙏

[pallid totem]

or by finding one big so like a hero soul

then he can open the inventory to use it, giving him 10.000 souls

[waxen rose]

I am failing to get your reference and instead am just getting fearful

[pallid totem]

it's dark souls, everything I said since you said master key were dark souls references

[waxen rose]

Sigh @ aurora you’re my dark souls girly this is info you should've told me /s

she’ll wake up in about.. 6 or 7 hours

[misty marsh]

SIX SEVENNN

[waxen rose]

good morning to KITSO ONLY!!!

[pallid totem]

you didn't mention her, I dunno if you were trying to

[waxen rose]

Yeah I ment to not @ her 🩷

[pallid totem]

WHY NOT ME?

[misty marsh]

Good morning freak how are u

[pliant notch]

We have to terminate you now.

[pallid totem]

BAD MORNING TO ALL MY ENEMIES

[waxen rose]

im evil and just got done with my biology exam so now im drinking evil halo 3 apple juice

[waxen rose]

You dont have 6 or 7 charisma

[misty marsh]

I hope you get at least 67% on ur bio exam 🙏

[candid tusk]

At most.

[pallid totem]

I have 9/10 charisma

[waxen rose]

I hope so too because when it asked me “how many chromosomes are in the human genome” I said 67

[misty marsh]

I'm drinking evil mocha but idk which halo it originates from

[waxen rose]

Evil matcha is from halo 2
Evil mocha is from halo 2 anniversary

[pliant notch]

I should try to get LASO on all the MCC campaigns.

[misty marsh]

I don't think thats a human genome anymore but it's definitely superior

[waxen rose]

I dont know why it said genome and chromosome in the same sentence

[misty marsh]

Omg is it cause I played H2a last night

[pallid totem]

I'm playing phoenix wright ace attorney

[waxen rose]

Yeah master chief in evil halo 2 anniversary spent all his life savings on mocha and now hes evil (the arbiter didnt show up and now the game is terrible)

[pallid totem]

wrong the arbiter is good but then turns evil cause it's evil halo 2

[waxen rose]

The arbiter has always been good

[misty marsh]

No don't unarbiter my H2 pls

[waxen rose]

he turns evil and said “grrraah I love my dogma”

[waxen rose]

Your halo 2 and your halo 3 just got unarbitered.
Now you'll be FORCED to play halo guardians
This was my evil plan all along

[pallid totem]

the arbiter is evil thinking he's good then he gets good and is now double good, in evil halo 2 the arbiter is good thinking he's evin then turns evil thinking he's evil

[misty marsh]

But that barely got any arbiter seasoning, I don't wanna be malnourished 😢

[waxen rose]

Too bad. You'll have to watch the gluttonous and selfish chief fans get fed like kings as you get 4 minutes of arbiter screentime

[misty marsh]

Double evil = double negative = positive.
Vadam wins always

[waxen rose]

overcame the evil odds ❤️‍🩹

[pallid totem]

it's not like chief is in most of halo 5 anyway

[waxen rose]

he is
His big bug face gets the most screentime in halo 5

[misty marsh]

I'm going to launch alliance and just stare at arbiter and leave it like that overnight.
Anything to get him his deserved screen time

[waxen rose]

You cant be a solid character with lots of important dialogue if master chief is in your game

[rare cedar]

Nor Fred

[waxen rose]

FRED IS PEAK

[pallid totem]

love can kill, love will die, give me wings to fly

[misty marsh]

Fred is a hit steam friendslop video game where you climb mountains ✅

[waxen rose]

The wall of arbiter calls to you
67 printed out pictures of arbiter covering one wall in your home

[rare cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471722331820130326/1449192241070608444/30c5ce4fca26ede4.gif

[waxen rose]

Among us? More like among fred

[misty marsh]

Arbiter bedroom, with arbiter walls, arbiter vanity, arbiter walls, arbiter bed sheets, arbiter lamp, arbiter curtains, arbiter pillows, arbiter wardrobe and arbiter himself

[hasty zinc]

I uploaded it so you can favorite it

https://giphy.com/gifs/tJQw2d6ZPQzYc5m1ce

[waxen rose]

Its so poor quality now

[hasty zinc]

it really is

I'm waiting on tenor but it's still pending review

[waxen rose]

Arbiter pillow i fear this is peak

[obsidian wyvern]

that gif from the other day is still pending review

[rare cedar]

The one I sent has a freeze at the end, right?

[misty marsh]

NOT THAT KIND OF PILLOW

[hasty zinc]

not that I can see

[waxen rose]

Kitso has a life sized arbiter statue she stole from halo studios headquarters I know this

[rare cedar]

I was wondering where it went when I toured the halo museum back in October

[misty marsh]

Finders keepers

[waxen rose]

Please donate 67.67 to kitso so she can genetically modify a lizard to make arbiter in real life

[misty marsh]

I think Jeff goldblum starred in like a movie or two as to why I should not do this

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[misty marsh]

Pretty sure theres a spiderman villain that would indicate I shouldn't either
But I'll take donations nonetheless

I think i can fit 67 arbiters in my garage

[waxen rose]

Nah its okay just dont put him in a zoo like enclosure on an island for people to see or dump him in the radioactive depths of the Mariana Trench

[waxen rose]

How many fred statues will I be able to fit in my basement

[misty marsh]

Ugh what's the point if I can't capitalise off of a sangheili zoo, life is so unfair

[misty marsh]

67 less than 104

[waxen rose]

no make him take some brand deals for ugly eyeshadow and then you'll be making bank

Take 67% of his profits

[misty marsh]

Replacing animal testing with genetically modified arbiters, I'm a hero

[waxen rose]

Peta nominates you as their hero

[misty marsh]

I'm petas new role model

[waxen rose]

Im sure 67,000 arbiters wont retaliate against kitso

[candid tusk]

Not a chance. We all know that of all roles in the Covenant, Arbiters roll over so easily.

[naive turret]

I wonder how many of the sarcophagi inside the Mausoleum of the Arbiter actually have bodies. Can't be that many.

[waxen rose]

Whenever I think of that one gif of the arbiter getting electrocuted I laugh because it's so funny

[misty marsh]

Quick what great journey should I drill into their minds

[waxen rose]

The great journey to the gas station for a soda pop haul

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-arbiter-halo-arbiter-gif-15782851

Cruel smh.

[waxen rose]

ITS SO STUPID IM CACKLING

[misty marsh]

Can i make them sing soda pop from kpop demon hunters like a hymn

[misty marsh]

I'm showing this to my arbiter army 💔

Have some empathy 💔

[waxen rose]

My little soda pop!
Yesss arbiter boy band this is what I need
Not want
need.

[waxen rose]

It reminds me of that one image of Lois from family guy getting electrocuted too so I just start giggling 😭

[misty marsh]

Boxing them up and sending them to Korea as we speak. There'll be one of those Netflix documentary game shows about them too

[waxen rose]

You sent them to the WRONG korea

[naive turret]

You get one but it's Ripa instead of Thel.

[waxen rose]

When will halo get cool and put master chief in a boy band I've been waiting for years

[rare cedar]

Load up Fortnite and all your wildest dreams will come true

[misty marsh]

Tbh he's less likely to revolt against me than vadam

[waxen rose]

Fortnite mention I now will hide in my cave for the next 1,000 years

[misty marsh]

That's at least 67 fortnights

[waxen rose]

That's more than 67 decades

[naive turret]

[misty marsh]

More than 67 decades + 67 years + 67 weeks + 67 days

[waxen rose]

Instead of years we should go back to moons
I will hide beneath my hermit shell for the next 67 moons

[misty marsh]

That's only like 5 and a bit years

[waxen rose]

Mega moons

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/local-58-moon-rejoice-gif-1260469534191645165

[rare cedar]

Now I know what to say to stop the 67 trend

[pliant notch]

Indeed.

[forest lagoon]

Happy Mantis Monday @rare cedar

[waxen rose]

I just HATE fortnite I HATE IT
Besides the fact that miku and chief are besties who have matching friendship bracelets and go to concerts together this is canon

[misty marsh]

They added ninjago I might have to relapse

[waxen rose]

OMG REALLY?

[misty marsh]

Mhm
I need the Jay skin rn

[waxen rose]

My boy Zane... Oh man…

[amber mirage]

But Fortnite loves you

[misty marsh]

They have lego models but I wish they had an option for the old designs and not the reboot designs

[waxen rose]

Rok did you thank the bus driver
If you dont bad things will happen

[amber mirage]

Always

[forest lagoon]

Dangit I can't find the gif anymore. I have a perfect one where Chief takes off his helmet and its a cute anime girl underneath

[amber mirage]

John do be a cutie

[waxen rose]

Please sky I need this

[pliant notch]

Twink 117

[obsidian wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131266989638295653/1156058780941942854/attachment.gif misclick

https://tenor.com/view/halo-anime-gif-20656462

[forest lagoon]

THANK YOU!!!

I had a feeling you'd have it lol

[waxen rose]

That's not chief..

[pliant notch]

I hate it.

[naive turret]

If Noble 6 was cool.

[obsidian wyvern]

its the only version ive seen

[pliant notch]

We don't have Noble 6, we have Noble Twink.

[misty marsh]

They should add this to odst

[rare cedar]

You waited all week to post that

[forest lagoon]

Set a reminder on my work computer and everything

[rare cedar]

Reporting you for fraud, waste, and abuse to your company

[forest lagoon]

I'll be sure to forward that to my boss for you!

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[mystic ridge]

I did it, I finally beat Halo 3: ODST

[pliant notch]

WWW

One of my favorite Halo's.

[waxen rose]

Get this man a truth nuke NOW

[harsh girder]

I just got all the audio logs for that game

[waxen rose]

Play halo odst
Yes rookie
Collect my 31 audio logs
No rookie

[jade gust]

I collected them

[obsidian wyvern]

it's nowhere near as annoying as infinite

[waxen rose]

I had to make an account on some stupid game tracker site just to find all the infinite logs

8 hours after and a dozen broken wasps

[muted rose]

There’s like 3 separate map pngs I used just to find them all

At least odst has the radar ping when your close to one

[waxen rose]

I never listened to any of the odst logs
The voices got annoying ❤️‍🩹

[muted rose]

Well you don’t have to listen to them for the achievement

I just get them to have the nmpd guy try to kill me

[meager linden]

Not that one meat man🗿

I liked his voice

[waxen rose]

Shoot that evil odst cop on sight

[warm parrot]

reach firefight, elites vs spartans

[waxen rose]

Bro acted so tough “you'll regret this🐺” only to get oneshotted by a shotgun
womp womp

[muted rose]

Funnier to melee him with a plasma pistol just for the extra ridicule

[hasty zinc]

I need to charge my keyboard

[waxen rose]

6…6…

67!!!!

[misty marsh]

Charge it so it doesn't go down to 66% but unplug right before it can get to 68%

[coral yoke]

nono drain the battery on that thing so it'll stay off that stupid number for as long as possible

[pulsar heron]

hey drowned, is this part of your bio intentional? :p

[coral yoke]

✅

[silk beacon]

Wow

1st competitive halo in a few months and I got team captain with 18 kills to 7 deaths

[waxen rose]

Damn that means in a few years late

My son is here (dont mind the FREAK behind him) @naive turret

[naive turret]

Devious creature of plush construction

Looks great lol

[waxen rose]

He's so…

Evil. Like me.

[naive turret]

Looks very soft, it's funny that the tag has given him an Autobot logo

[waxen rose]

This is starscream when he was an autobot for 3 seconds before he betrayed them for the 900th time

[jade gust]

Looks like we're headed to Tau Ceti in March https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzmhROTv28

[naive turret]

Send a postcard for us eh

[spare bluff]

Halo wars 3 when

[bronze breach]

When I become prime minister of UK

[naive turret]

Not likely soon if at all. Creative Assembly are a little busy elsewhere right now.

[storm elm]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-my-beloved-heart-locket-open-arbiter-arbiter-my-beloved-gif-12816611488522356004

[glad aspen]

https://x.com/Halo/status/2000665612738011453

Halo (@Halo)

The Master Chief leads Blue Team on a homecoming mission to Reach that could turn the tide against Cortana.

Halo: Shadows of Reach by Troy Denning is part of Amazon's Kindle Monthly Deal promotion for December 2025. Secure the eBook edition for just $1.99 through December 31!

X · Dec 15, 2025, 8:33 PM

[waxen rose]

Never I hope and pray to fred

[meager linden]

Just in 16 days, 2016 will be 10 years ago
And yes, there will left only 4 years left to 2030
2030 closer than 2020🥲

[molten pelican]

we are closer to 2030 than we are to 1534

[viral dune]

Yeah

Or closer to 2030 than we are to 209282902

[molten pelican]

icky how you

[viral dune]

How i

[meager linden]

What about you?
How do you doing?

[molten pelican]

how

[molten pelican]

I do it good wbu

[meager linden]

I'm good
Played Titanfall 2
Still peak gameplay

[viral dune]

H

[gloomy badger]

egg box

[molten pelican]

for sure

[meager linden]

How about AC6?
You playing?

[molten pelican]

not too much lately

[meager linden]

Oh, I see
Sorry to bothering you with everyday asking same question

[molten pelican]

nah you are fine lol

[haughty wraith]

Anyone know if infinite's servers are down?

[fiery cove]

Servers have been goofy

[candid solar]

Maybe a little silly?

Perhaps a little wacky?

[empty lantern]

Says multiplayer is down

wouldn't mind playing campaign but have to buy it lol

working for anyone yet?

[analog knot]

I am not sure how many people here play Infinite, MCC is working but all thats indicative of is Azure hasnt totally collapsed this time 😛

[empty lantern]

had to reset game Halo Infinite working now

[faint mantle]

My dad did have some odd Teams meetings today

[steady jolt]

Spotify was down for a little while here

[cedar turret]

How did you spot that?

[naive turret]

It looked ify.

[scarlet shoal]

Can I send clips?

[naive turret]

If they're your own and Halo Related, https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1237511837201731766

[haughty wraith]

I noticed that, was kinda annoying because I was trying to put some music on in class

[zinc hatch]

I love almost all internet services running on one program that constantly goes down!

[quaint void]

Is halo having server issues?

I mean infinite btw?

[haughty wraith]

I fixed mine with a reset

[quaint void]

Well I was grinding score and the game straight up crashed

I had like 80k before it went down

[candid solar]

It's really weird that this Discord is full of weird faux-corporate accounts that hit all the hallmarks of nonauthentic automated accounts lately.

Like, who the actual hell goes into the official Halo Discord in order to talk about how good their (unelaborated) sales are? It strikes me as people trying to push a narrative.

[vagrant kettle]

A good sign of a bot is emojis

[half bridge]

yo

[severe plinth]

If I am looking for group that does focus on halo firefight where do I go

[fiery cove]

#lfg-other is probably your best bet

[candid solar]

Yeah, actually.

Specifically the use of non-server emojis or things people don't normally use

[robust salmon]

just wondering are yall gonna be watching avatar 3 when that comes out

[candid solar]

It's been years and yet nobody has ever found a realistic and practical use for 🏺emojis

[vagrant kettle]

🐦 🏺 halo infinite 2🗿🦜🧎‍♂️2026 ⚱️

[blazing cave]

Halo Infinite 2!!!

https://tenor.com/view/toad-hype-overload-overload-gif-7868864

[candid tusk]

Tickets are live and loaded. It's gonna be great, I can feel it.

[fickle drift]

I'll definitely be hitting up scream 7 on Valentine's day 💘

Nothing says I love you like a knife in your throat

[rare cedar]

[cedar turret]

Jane?

[haughty wraith]

Immediately gets 1984'd 😭 🙏

Insane thing to say

[candid solar]

Sus accounts abound.

[rare cedar]

They left on their own accord

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[storm elm]

The difficulty spike from ce to 2 is crazy

[cedar turret]

on, of, or in their own accord?

[rare cedar]

Yes

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[viral dune]

Literally me

[waxen rose]

Icky is alpha werewolf from twilight?

[gritty schooner]

wazzup man

[waxen rose]

Hello

[gritty schooner]

sup mein

how we doin g

[waxen rose]

Doing evil

[sterile pond]

Anyone know who i would get ahold of if the game didn't unlock all parts of a bundle after i purchased it?

[signal wedge]

sup likely spammer

[robust salmon]

might go see it with friends. Hoping the humans take the dub this time

[fleet magnet]

Anyone online MCC tonight? Me and my brother looking for some people to play with. Anything goes

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[plucky copper]

...

[haughty wraith]

3, Reach, and CE on 4v4 playlists are usually your best bet to find matches

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[waxen rose]

Is it an evil morning

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[waxen rose]

Are you running on your hamster wheel to ensure you have enough power to last the day

[faint mantle]

Are you?

[waxen rose]

Im running on the fred wheel
We are not the same

[faint mantle]

That's just a skin
Pay 2 wörk

[waxen rose]

ykw
Mine gives me an extra boot so maybe I AM pay to work

[round quail]

I want Halo to succeed so bad…

[frail estuary]

where can i post my halo Christmas picture/

[pliant hatch]

#1076327824924872755

[frail estuary]

thank you

[fast goblet]

Halo isn’t real

[vast crescent]

Hello

Anyone down to play Halo Infinite Multiplayer?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[zinc bear]

Six. Uh, a six seven. It’s funny. Wanna know why? Cause six seven is a funny meme. It makes people laugh, it makes people cry. It makes people.. think. Six seven, is probably the meme of the year. Now, what if instead of six seven, we said one one seven? Just a suggestion. Hold on, I lowkey spat some bars. Saw the fnaf movie the other day, har har hars. I should start a podcast.

Tough crowd, ain’t it?

[meager linden]

You returned

[signal wedge]

turns out Kelly Gay wrote a book with edge of dawn title in 2022

[signal wedge]

Six Seven

I probably should have read the glassdoor reviews before accepting

[meager linden]

Does everyone still have theirs fidget spinners?

[signal wedge]

No

[cerulean grotto]

Hi

[misty marsh]

SIX SEVENNN

[misty marsh]

They all stopped spinning efficiently

[opal valve]

ACHOOOOO

[opal valve]

mangos 6 letters mustard 7 letters

[paper quarry]

halo 5 guardians

[novel tangle]

needs to be brought to pc

[obsidian wyvern]

this is a nightmare

[short flicker]

may i please share a screenshot? i just got in my email the awesome news of the newest book and i just wanna share a screenshot

[signal wedge]

its already out

[short flicker]

praise be Kelly Gay

[signal wedge]

on Amazon for 11.50. 😭

[short flicker]

it's uh. $13 for me hoss

at least for kindle

could buy multiple halo games and halo books all for under $1000

[meager linden]

I pre ordered Edge of Dawn
Should arrive at January

[signal wedge]

OOPS I accidentally clicked buy

they didnt even ask me to confirm lol. I pressed buy and it just did it... bruh Amazon

Okay atleast it was straight to kindle and 10 bucks

[misty marsh]

Run away tbh

We're colonising this server

[coral yoke]

the sonics and pink sonics clearly outnumber us

or if they don't now they could at any moment

[wise pecan]

Hi

[rare cedar]

Rise up, my fellow grunts

[hollow vine]

I founded a mod for ce on the workshop called "operation marathon"

Is pretty good actually

[hollow vine]

I Can't forget what the Grenade grunt said when enabling the iwhbyd skulls on halo 3

[rare cedar]

Mine is from infinite where they say “Oh no, I didn’t mean to turn these on! AHHHHH” and “REMEMBER MEEEEEE”

[meager linden]

Btw, in #lore-and-universe will be created thread for Edge of Dawn as it was for Empty Throne?(Don't wanted to ask in there for don't flooding channel)

[hollow vine]

Do you guys think they will add cut content to the remake of CE ?

[ornate sequoia]

Will? 🤷 Should? 👉

[hollow vine]

Come on is a remake, it supposed to be not fully 1:1 with the original

[jade gust]

Depends on the cut content? Like, I wouldn't be against them bringing in the cut SMG but stuff like Orion armour, wouldn't make sense to add

[jade gust]

I've seen plenty argue it should be 1 to 1 with the original

[hollow vine]

Then is a remastered not a remake

[hollow vine]

Drinol, rock worm, the one weird dinosaur looking thingy

[hollow vine]

The drinol is canon in the halo lore Soo it would be interesting

[jade gust]

You can remake something and have it be 1 to 1 with the original, but that's not something I'm interested in. Remasters are taking an already existing game and giving it a new set of textures and a few QoL features, which is what CEA or the Mass Effect Trilogy remasters are

[hollow vine]

I argued that some sections of the original isn't that good
Library
Assault on the control room

[jade gust]

I don't think we'll be seeing Sharquoi added

[hollow vine]

The residents evil 1 remake is a great example of doing this while adding more content

[jade gust]

I don't disagree, I'm just saying there's plenty out there who think it needs to be 1 to 1

[hollow vine]

I would love to see the library being fully rework

And yes the flamethrower*, there's a hidden flamethrower on the library, that would crash your game

[hollow vine]

Maybe the engineers tbh
In the original CE, it was fully finished, except not having a functional ai

That would explain why the structure look SOOO shiny

[jade gust]

I think the structures being shiny is because they haven't finished the material work on them yet. I imagine they will be getting grime and dirt added to them to make them look aged. It's not like we saw the final build

[hollow vine]

Also my main issue with forerunner structure rn is not how it looks, but the lack of colours compared to the original

Like the remake demo, the entire forerunner structure was just very grey

[zinc bear]

Six seven!

Can’t wait for edge of dawn.

[hollow vine]

Halo fans when they see no "seven" and "power" kanji on the M6d
OMG IS REMAKE MISSED THE PLOT

[zinc bear]

Halo fans when I kiss them

I’m bored. When will freak wake up.

[misty marsh]

Hi bored I'm kitso

[zinc bear]

No.

[zinc bear]

Your bio is amazing.

The devil is real, and he is the host of the game awards.

[misty marsh]

It's objectively factually correct, pls trust me

[misty marsh]

Is he involved with miss piggy too

[zinc bear]

The next game awards will be:
titanfall 3 reveal
Half life 3
Halo 7
Naughty bear 3

[meager linden]

Armored core 7🥲

[jade gust]

Most Forerunner structures are grey

[zinc bear]

What’s armored core?

[jade gust]

Like, we see some bronzes and some golds in a couple structures but Forerunner buildings are primarily grey

[candid tusk]

It's a game about giant robots. They probably fight kaijus or something, I wouldn't know.

[zinc bear]

Ah.

Also, @misty marsh there is a 67 emote in Overwatch.

Soldier 67!

[misty marsh]

REALLY

[zinc bear]

It’s terrible.

[meager linden]

How you couldn't know about this game?

[misty marsh]

I was gonna launch jedi fallen order when I got home but now I might need to relapse on ow

[jade gust]

No, don't relapse

[candid tusk]

I don't play a lot of kaiju beat-em-ups.

[misty marsh]

But the 67

[zinc bear]

Overwatch is terrible.

[jade gust]

If I, someone who was a diehard Overwatch fan back in 2019 can live not playing it anymore, you can too

[misty marsh]

Can i 67 with dva tho

[zinc bear]

No

[misty marsh]

Oh ew

[candid tusk]

Overwatch had potential to be cool if they ever actually released a campaign. The halloween event I played at a buddy's house years ago was showing it was possible.

[zinc bear]

It’s just for soldier 76.

He goes

“Soldier 67!” With the hands.

[misty marsh]

No way is this real

[zinc bear]

Look it up.

[jade gust]

They did try to make a campaign but it got delayed for years and only had one part released which was basically unchanged from what they had showed off years ago. They have since abandoned the campaign project

[candid tusk]

It is known.

[misty marsh]

Reinstalling the game so I can have the satisfaction of deleting it again

[zinc bear]

Kitso, buy me the 67 emote. I haven’t played Overwatch in months, but I need it.

[misty marsh]

Sure

Send me ur bank account details and I'll help process the payment

Can u even gift in overwatch

[zinc bear]

No.

[misty marsh]

Was that no to gifting, to the bank details or both

[storm elm]

Im sad theres no sangheili or flood emojies

[misty marsh]

[zinc bear]

Yes.

[storm elm]

Oh i completely blind lol

[misty marsh]

Ugh u never let me have ANY fun

I'm buying 67s for everyone but you

[storm elm]

[zinc bear]

Replaying halo 4 now. I will cry because of you.

[analog beacon]

Hello

[misty marsh]

🤷🤷🤷 67

[obsidian wyvern]

she should be launching Helldivers instead

[rare cedar]

When is summer coming back

It’s too cold

[obsidian wyvern]

I am sitting in my car freezing rn lol

cba to turn the key and switch on the heater for 4 mins

[zinc bear]

I’m freezing.

[rare cedar]

Hi sitting in my car freezing rn lol, I’m FootedPanda 🙂

[misty marsh]

I'll have it install in the background

[jade gust]

The fields around me were covered in fog when I went out earlier, it was such a perfect vibe

[zinc bear]

I love helldivers. I’m pretty good at it too. Just saying.

[zinc bear]

Does your user say “aegis hates halo 4”?

[misty marsh]

if aegis changes his username, that means he hates halo 4

[zinc bear]

Thanks

[misty marsh]

Do you do lessons, I played odst once many moons ago as work experience

[zinc bear]

Im not that good, i kinda just shoot things.

Buying stalker 2 later as well. I was playing it for a bit, until that damn game pass took it off.

[misty marsh]

Can i shoot my teammates

[zinc bear]

Yes

[misty marsh]

Perfect

[zinc bear]

Don’t shoot me if we ever play.

That’s mean!

[misty marsh]

Just one bullet

[zinc bear]

You’ll do 6 or 7 damage

[misty marsh]

I'll like just about barely tap my mouse

[misty marsh]

Is that a yes
You can't reject 6 or 7

[zinc bear]

Uh..

[obsidian wyvern]

that's lethal

[obsidian wyvern]

I couldn't say h8s because discord username limit

[misty marsh]

Why not "change my user if u h8 h4"

[zinc bear]

Listen to kit, rev.

[obsidian wyvern]

because then panda would change my user

rightfully so

[misty marsh]

What's stopping him changing it now

[obsidian wyvern]

he has to see if aegis hates 4

[zinc bear]

Does panda hate Halo 4?

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm gonna say he's not a big fan. I can't remember tbh

[zinc bear]

Leaving again. Goodbye everybody. Back to being tech support!

[obsidian wyvern]

good riddance

[naive turret]

Have fu- I mean yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

one less halo 4 fan to interact with

[misty marsh]

I'm gonna freeze to death before u can come back

[naive turret]

Don't do that kitso

[zinc bear]

No.

[misty marsh]

But who's gonna make 67 jokes now

[misty marsh]

Weather is not giving me a choice

[obsidian wyvern]

my hands are freezing

[naive turret]

You should try wearing layers

https://tenor.com/view/onions-have-layers-gif-7154017276425979182

[zinc bear]

I'll come back after my next appointment.

[misty marsh]

I had to dress interview specifically so unfortunately layers weren't in the cards for me

[obsidian wyvern]

I was wondering if it was the interview, how'd it go

[misty marsh]

I can't even tell

[zinc bear]

It went stupid. Kitso was banned from the job.

[misty marsh]

I think it went alright
I got asked about motor premiums tho like I'd know anything abt that 😔

[zinc bear]

I actually have a job now too. I just dont get paid.

[misty marsh]

But everything else was fine and I'm pretty sure I answered as well as I could, apparently they might let me know if I got in before Christmas

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[naive turret]

Nice that they're getting back to you

[candid tusk]

Might is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Then again, you're in blue name land, so the interview team might actually care a little bit to get back to you.

[zinc bear]

What if i live in candy land?

[remote spruce]

Someone say halo 4

[naive turret]

I picked an industry where getting ghosted is the standard so it'd be appreciated

[zinc bear]

Halo 4!!!!

Its john halo 4.

[candid tusk]

Live a life of peace and prosperity I guess.

[zinc bear]

gat 8 wgat it is.

[candid tusk]

Huh?

[zinc bear]

Time traveler: what you playing?
Me: gat 8 wgat it is chris rock

Im going insane. Need to drop the instagram reels.

[candid tusk]

Yeah.

[forest fossil]

wth is going on

[zinc bear]

Your mom.

[forest fossil]

she dead

😢

[zinc bear]

Oh.

[forest fossil]

my step mom

she was a jerk.

[obsidian wyvern]

I mean it's positive so

[zinc bear]

Aw. You guys missed me!

[meager linden]

I'm missing King Shark🥲

I hope he's alright

[waxen rose]

Uh huh

[zinc bear]

Whos king shark

[obsidian wyvern]

youre too young to remember

[zinc bear]

?

[obsidian wyvern]

(you joined the server late)

[zinc bear]

oh

[waxen rose]

King shark used the mantis sticker alot

[zinc bear]

Sounds like a chill guy or girl

[naive turret]

*shark

[misty marsh]

Real

[forest fossil]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V920-6Q_viw

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-denji-beam-anime-bomb-girl-gif-11346246120521676240

[misty marsh]

I did almost have an aneurism whilst getting there cause tower bridge so conveniently chose to rise right as we were abt to cross

[obsidian wyvern]

my bad

[naive turret]

Oh you were in London London wow

[misty marsh]

If I'm ever in London, it's London London 😔

Actually I'm lying there's like two other occasional places

[naive turret]

Same tbf, for all the three times I've been there

[zinc bear]

I wish they would release the xbox wrapped.

[obsidian wyvern]

i was gonna go into central next tuesday for the new avatar

dunno if thats gonna happen now but im getting dragged to go karting on thursday

[misty marsh]

If I'm not central it's either desi shopping further east london or south for family

[misty marsh]

... Same

[zinc bear]

ABadAvatar xbox 360 mentioned??

[obsidian wyvern]

hmmmmm

[misty marsh]

Except I said no cause I've worn out my cinema trips this month

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/spanishgod-blueraider17-blue-raider-sadlygokarts-cole-mitchell-gif-18595490

[obsidian wyvern]

i really dont wanna watch 6 hours of avatar for the movie lol

[misty marsh]

And i havent even seen the second avatar

[naive turret]

I barely remember the first tbh

[meager linden]

It's only 9 days left until Christmas

[zinc bear]

Just a week away!

[waxen rose]

Can you beleive it?

[zinc bear]

I found my fred-104 figure and hes missing his shoulders. Still love the guy.

[meager linden]

Just a week and two days🤓

[naive turret]

Merry Chrysler

[obsidian wyvern]

also maybe someone shouldnt have gone to watch zootopia 4 times

[waxen rose]

Less shoulders to grab onto but more personality

[zinc bear]

Sigh.

[naive turret]

I haven't been to the cinema since I saw peak

[obsidian wyvern]

me neither

[zinc bear]

Like the video game.

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah the video game

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-csm-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-cinema-chainsaw-man-cinema-gif-4833364033828482150

[zinc bear]

Last thing i saw was fnaf 2.

[waxen rose]

I still need to watch fnaf 2 movie

[naive turret]

'need' is a strong word

[waxen rose]

Need.

[zinc bear]

It was great. Ill tell you every single spoiler.

[obsidian wyvern]

i gotta rewatch the reze arc

[signal wedge]

Is there a thread for new book spoilers?

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[obsidian wyvern]

i can make a thread sec

[zinc bear]

I wont have my book until christmas. Im scared.

[misty marsh]

THREE

[obsidian wyvern]

#lore-and-universe sorry i got rid of the channel from my list*

[misty marsh]

Not my fault it was actually peak

[obsidian wyvern]

whats the book called? edge of dawn?

[signal wedge]

Yeah

[waxen rose]

Nick wild is a treat to see

[misty marsh]

Thank you

[zinc bear]

Forgot the server i was in. Sorry.

[misty marsh]

😂😂

[waxen rose]

Halo books trying not to use the word ‘dawn’ in their titles 😭

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[obsidian wyvern]

created one there

[zinc bear]

But yes. Zootopia is.. buns.

[obsidian wyvern]

wait is this new book the infinite continuation

[waxen rose]

The original movie could've been cool if they went with the script Disney hated

[meager linden]

Good morning
Yes

[obsidian wyvern]

its like 4pm
and oh

[misty marsh]

You cant self react to agree with urself

[naive turret]

Be sure to fill me in on the advancement of the core narrative in media form I'm not invested in Rev

[zinc bear]

Who says i cant?

[naive turret]

Perchance

[obsidian wyvern]

i cba to buy this book rn

[waxen rose]

You can't just say perchance.

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/retro-anime-gif-23140119

[zinc bear]

Your tech will NOT be supported, kitso.

[obsidian wyvern]

ive spent too much money this week, and im waiting for tarn still

[zinc bear]

I got that reference!

[naive turret]

You set on getting Tarn?

[obsidian wyvern]

like 70% sure i want it

[misty marsh]

What did my tech do

[naive turret]

It's a sick looking figure tbf

[zinc bear]

I only support xbox 360s. If its a 360, youre done.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/Xbox/status/2000929311424176564 ...xbox acknowledged halo? in 2025? this is crazy

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[zinc bear]

Overwatch get out of there.

[misty marsh]

This sounds contradictory

[zinc bear]

huh?

[naive turret]

Ah yes, the trifecta of Xbox

Master Chief (2001), Tracer 2 and Dog

[obsidian wyvern]

wheres the dog from

[waxen rose]

Is that dogmeat? Fallout?

[zinc bear]

Fallout! Season 2 is today.

[naive turret]

Uranium Fever

[obsidian wyvern]

ffs i just saw a jedi survivor spoiler. screw xbox

[zinc bear]

Youve had like what.. 3 years to play it?

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[obsidian wyvern]

i just got back into it ok

[misty marsh]

Why am I done for having a 360 if u only support 360s

[waxen rose]

Wow me and my dad still need to finish season 1 together ❤️‍🩹

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah so does everyone else

[zinc bear]

Cause youre mean.

[zinc bear]

Incorrect. I do not have a dad, so im not included.

[waxen rose]

I ment s1

[zinc bear]

Oh. i finished season 1 with my mama.

[obsidian wyvern]

too late

[waxen rose]

whatever

[naive turret]

Alas, you got the number wrong. Now innocents will die.

[obsidian wyvern]

youve doomed our timeline

[waxen rose]

Good I am evil today

[misty marsh]

I spread nothing but positivity excluding my tag

[zinc bear]

Leaving again until freak isnt evil.

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[naive turret]

Why would someone lie on the internet

[zinc bear]

Interent.

[waxen rose]

People just do that?

[misty marsh]

Embed failed

[waxen rose]

Go on the internet and lie?

[obsidian wyvern]

what did i get nuked for

[zinc bear]

Youre telling me people LIE on the interent??

[obsidian wyvern]

i said "wait it comes with this thing too"

[naive turret]

dareal istg

[zinc bear]

Probably gif title being something bad.

[waxen rose]

Im lying right now
I am 7ft tall

[misty marsh]

Me too

[zinc bear]

wow.

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh the file name got flagged wtf

[meager linden]

Maybe banned word or something else

[zinc bear]

S-Six-

[misty marsh]

SEVEN

[obsidian wyvern]

yes i figured out why

[waxen rose]

You would've loved me and kitsos conversation yesterday dareal

[obsidian wyvern]

though not really bcs i thought the word was allowed here now

[zinc bear]

Why?

[waxen rose]

We six sevened like six or seven times

[zinc bear]

Yay.

[waxen rose]

Too bad you were a ghost

[zinc bear]

I was not a ghost.

[misty marsh]

Lost us at least 6 or 7 braincells

[obsidian wyvern]

even i made a joke on it smh

[zinc bear]

💔

[misty marsh]

Yeah you missed rev making the lamest 67 joke all by himself

[waxen rose]

Yeah no one noticed

[obsidian wyvern]

wow just like every six seven joke

[zinc bear]

Someone buy me that emote. Thanks.

[misty marsh]

Ur just a bucketful of negativity

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-i-aim-to-please-noble-six-jorge-gif-24745588

[zinc bear]

ew.

[meager linden]

I'll better go watch the Italian brainrot than reading about "67" nonsense

[waxen rose]

I need chief to blow up

[misty marsh]

67 is objectively better than Italian brainrot

[zinc bear]

You missed my welcoming message last night, freak.

[waxen rose]

There's an Italian brain rot show with 3 seasons on Amazon prime.

[hasty zinc]

ballerina cappuccino

[misty marsh]

Tralalero tralala 😐

[naive turret]

I wish Leonardo and Da Vinci were alive to witness this.

[waxen rose]

You're right im sorry

[zinc bear]

This was it

"Six. Uh, a six seven. It’s funny. Wanna know why? Cause six seven is a funny meme. It makes people laugh, it makes people cry. It makes people.. think. Six seven, is probably the meme of the year. Now, what if instead of six seven, we said one one seven? Just a suggestion. Hold on, I lowkey spat some bars. Saw the fnaf movie the other day, har har hars. I should start a podcast."

[hasty zinc]

I got a Tung Tung Tung Sahur brainrot god in fortnite steal the brainrot

[waxen rose]

IM SOBBING

[obsidian wyvern]

theyre too far gone

[naive turret]

Just outright speaking a different language now

[hasty zinc]

I'm only missing one slot and I'll have all brainrot gods

[obsidian wyvern]

we need to quarantine these 4 users

[waxen rose]

Steal a skibidi toilet beainrot for the tunguntungrunguntg sahur

[zinc bear]

I stole my little brothers tung tung in steal a brainrot and he got really mad

[misty marsh]

aegis, dareal and freak

[hasty zinc]

yeah but do you have a strawberry elephant?

[waxen rose]

WHAT DID I DO

[misty marsh]

Idk who the fourth is

[obsidian wyvern]

dont think youre excused

[zinc bear]

Not me.

[waxen rose]

I dont want Revenant in with us in quarantine

[naive turret]

I'm sending one of these to your location. It is hostile.

[misty marsh]

Excuse me

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah theres a reason its you guys being quarantined

[waxen rose]

omg it's kinda cute with its long nose maybe we can paint our nails together

[zinc bear]

Send one to mine, please. Its very very cute.

[hasty zinc]

warthogini scorpoini

[naive turret]

for why

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe we just kill these 3

[zinc bear]

Aegis, can we play steal a brainrot together?

[meager linden]

We moved downward from low quality(picture) memes from 2010 period to high quality(pictures) to AI created memes(if it was can be called like it)

[waxen rose]

Wow thats a big step up

[hasty zinc]

probably not

[obsidian wyvern]

i think its reasonable

[hasty zinc]

I only play that with my daughter

[zinc bear]

Ill steal your tung tung now.

[zinc bear]

I am your daughter.

[waxen rose]

Y'all not got the rare golden ballorina cappuchina

[misty marsh]

Can u specify which three pls, I don't wanna accidentally kill h8, wade or myself

[naive turret]

kitso wtf

[zinc bear]

I wanna

[amber mirage]

Accidents happen

[waxen rose]

what 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

remember that time rok got banned

[zinc bear]

Now goodbye. I shall be busy for 3 hours.

[meager linden]

What?

[amber mirage]

Wish it never ended

[obsidian wyvern]

freedom

[naive turret]

You sound like someone else with your '3 hours'

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/lSPQOIQmmTo.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

his 3 hours end up being 8 hours

prick

[waxen rose]

“Good night”
Three hours later
“Good morning”

[obsidian wyvern]

you can choose which 3

[naive turret]

I literally got on the game, Rob was in too and he's like 'I gotta do an 80 gig download via dialup' or whatever he has over there

[obsidian wyvern]

he was downloading over those 80gb over bluetooth

[zinc bear]

why?

[waxen rose]

I thought it was a wade reference but

[zinc bear]

everyone is so mean to me. im just a small little flower.

[obsidian wyvern]

i wasnt surprised when i woke up and saw u guys didnt end up playing

[waxen rose]

They're in a mood it's that kinda Tuesday

[naive turret]

the estimation of time from which you were available was similarly stated to a friend(?) I have who also states their availability in a similar manner

[obsidian wyvern]

same age, same shared braincell and whatever h8 said

[zinc bear]

3 days until christmas break. I will kill you all with my 67 jokes. Day by day.

[obsidian wyvern]

hey, can you say youre 6 or 7 again

[meager linden]

Please no

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe this time theyll get rid of you permanently

[naive turret]

D'you think there's gonna be much durability to this bit, hard to predict

[waxen rose]

Okay rev.

[forest fossil]

89

[obsidian wyvern]

you replied on the wrong account

[waxen rose]

I only have one?

[obsidian wyvern]

arent you 2 the same person

[waxen rose]

No lol

[zinc bear]

Im the smart one.

[obsidian wyvern]

debatable

[waxen rose]

WOW OKAY SURE

[naive turret]

Queuing both messages up near the same time was a neat trick ngl

[zinc bear]

You see how good my grammar has gotten in the past 12 days ive been gone? Freak needs a lesson.

[waxen rose]

Maybe because english is your first language

[obsidian wyvern]

look at how perfect the grammar was on this message - the message sent on the wrong account

[zinc bear]

I speak fluent russian too.

[naive turret]

Is it not yours? I couldn't tell ngl

[waxen rose]

WHY DO WE LIE

[waxen rose]

Actually it would be “Okay, Rev.”

[zinc bear]

It would be
Okay, Revenant.

[obsidian wyvern]

same person

[waxen rose]

Its not

[zinc bear]

Not lying.

[waxen rose]

We know Santa is watching right

[naive turret]

I feel bad for him.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/falloutonprime/status/2000629303873294729

FALLOUT⚡️ (@falloutonprime)

Congratulations! This week's presentation of Episode One is being brought to you early, as a special premiere treat. Here are the times Vault Dwellers can activate their personal viewing devices.

X · Dec 15, 2025, 6:09 PM

2am hell yeah 😐

[zinc bear]

Watch

Шесть семь.

TRANSLATING

Six seven.

[waxen rose]

When I find you
When I find you

[zinc bear]

Hey, Siri? Kill this guy, please.

[waxen rose]

Can I be general?

[naive turret]

You're in general right now

[zinc bear]

..

[waxen rose]

can I be general Dareal?

[zinc bear]

Inside joke.

[zinc bear]

You’re banned!

[waxen rose]

PLEASE I NEED THIS

[naive turret]

'need' is a strong word

[waxen rose]

Differences between need and want:
I need a Fred statue in my basement
I want food

[zinc bear]

I need a Linda statue in my bedroom.

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[zinc bear]

I do not have a basement. Cause unlike freak, I am not rich.

[waxen rose]

I live in a renters townhome I am NOT rich😭

[zinc bear]

I thought basements were a rich thing

[waxen rose]

No basements aren't common in Cali because of flooding
They're common in the midwest because of tornadoes

[zinc bear]

Thanks for leaking my state.

I’m joking lol but I didn’t know that.

[waxen rose]

I remember the last tornado that came through I slept through it I have zero survival awareness

[zinc bear]

lol one time an earthquake happened and a TV fell on my dad while he was sleeping

[waxen rose]

OMG💔

[zinc bear]

It was the bad dad, so I laughed.

[waxen rose]

Oh okay thank goodness
Nothing bad can happen to bald dad

[zinc bear]

I had to catch my monitor during an earthquake while playing Minecraft once

Idk why tvs and monitors are always falling. Would much rather it be my action figures.

[misty marsh]

I said I don't wanna

[zinc bear]

Six seven harmony.

[forest lagoon]

screw it into the desk/wall? Ducttape?

[zinc bear]

I spent a lot of money on a secure desk, I should’ve just done that.

[obsidian wyvern]

finally cleared my desk so I can use my second monitor as a TV in bed

wireless keyboard I never used is actually useful now

[meager linden]

Aren't you wanted to go to buy Edge of Dawn?

[obsidian wyvern]

meh

[zinc bear]

Ey, wade. Go to sleep.

[obsidian wyvern]

I'll just check the spoiler thread and see what's important

[meager linden]

Nothing new
I guess book wasn't released yet

[obsidian wyvern]

ok I checked the spoiler thread and now I wanna buy the book LOL

[meager linden]

It's early anyway
Currently it's 18:30, or 6:30 pm

[zinc bear]

Yes. Go to sleep.

[meager linden]

No thanks

[fiery bane]

didn't know using gg.halo would work

[calm shadow]

hiii

[cunning robin]

hi

[misty marsh]

Aegis freak and dareal for all the times they disrespected h3

[zinc bear]

i h8 h3

[misty marsh]

Alternatively, just dareal three times

[pulsar pagoda]

Listening to Halo: Edge of Dawn on Audible. Enjoying Master Chief, Cortana voice actor's narration

[zinc bear]

wow. youre all just like my father.

[misty marsh]

Nuh uh, i make sure to be actively present before offending u

[zinc bear]

💀

[cyan tartan]

Hey uh where would i go to get some help on a campaign? Looking to 100% halo ODST and i need a group for two of the vidmaster challenges

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[cyan tartan]

Bet thanks lmao

Just got the one for finishing a level without fighting. Realized i could probably just run right through uplift reserve and i was right lmao

[harsh girder]

Why is halo odst so good

Atmosphere and the music

[cyan tartan]

Nah real i love everything about it. Ever since i was a kid. Except that the battle rifle only appears in one frame of a cutscene. Its my favourite gun lol

[cyan tartan]

Its the best in the series in my opinion

[harsh girder]

It was either halo wars 1 or halo odst i got 100% for when i was younger

[cyan tartan]

Finally managed all the extra bs i wanted to do on my last run. Got a tank all the way through kizingo boulevard. Managed to fight back all of the covenant at that oni building. It was fun asf

Did the coastal highway on foot too lmao

Lots of hiding behind the oliphant

[harsh girder]

Costal highway on legendary has to be a top 3 hardest mission in halo

[cyan tartan]

Yeah i was only on heroic

[harsh girder]

Yh on legendary i was raging like mad

[cyan tartan]

Anyways just did this again for the headhunter achievement and i did the mission with no deaths lmao

I gotta see what speedruns of it are like. Only actual goal is get to the end so i assume theres some crazy stuff

[obsidian wyvern]

acceptable

socially encouraged really

[zinc bear]

i will disrespect h3 til i die

[misty marsh]

I'm afraid public execution is the only rational remedy for that

[harsh girder]

H3 is the best game ever made

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-1984-gif-8433559455380317911

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/byTgZndvIBV.gif

[harsh girder]

H3 > h2 > odst top 3 imo

[obsidian wyvern]

actually had something to search and I can't remember now

[zinc bear]

h4 is the best game oat

[harsh girder]

I remember when halo 4 came out

[amber mirage]

What's the best game granola?

[harsh girder]

Played it for like 3 weeks and gave up

[zinc bear]

still replay it to this day
you dont know ball

warthog launch is actually the best halo game oat

[harsh girder]

thank god

Spartan assault

[cyan tartan]

Forgot to mention, i beat the whole game in one night too

[obsidian wyvern]

2 weeks late but I actually found out my most played songs this year and lmao

[harsh girder]

My Spotify wrapped is so fake

[hasty zinc]

rev is a millennial at heart

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm the same age as you music wise apparently

[harsh girder]

Have Kanye as my 1st artist but ive hardly listened to him this year

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bPjCQ.gif

[zinc bear]

my top artist was the lonely island

[hearty flame]

I can't post it because I don't have embeds and there are blacklisted words, but this reminds me of that guy on 4chan whose friend listened to Linkin Park - In The End almost 30,000 times

[blazing cave]

My top artist was halo

[zinc bear]

ew.

[obsidian wyvern]

ive seen that lmao

[zinc bear]

top song was blow me away lol

[harsh girder]

That goes hard

[zinc bear]

i dont know why

[harsh girder]

Kanye
Future
Drake
Linkin park
Metallica

[zinc bear]

worst top artists oat holy

[ocean herald]

Halo Reach > H4

[zinc bear]

incorrect buzzer

[harsh girder]

Yes

[ocean herald]

2000s called

[harsh girder]

When reach came out i didn’t remember liking it that much

Im replaying it on legendary with some skulls on with my cousin and my brother

[ocean herald]

But you came around

[zinc bear]

reach is terrible
worst halo imo

[meager linden]

https://youtu.be/p-Z3YrHJ1sU?si=96dNBHgDrBT6Ce4V

How about this one?

[harsh girder]

Reach for me is a solid 6/10

[obsidian wyvern]

ive only ever listened to it through that ronaldo meme

[river quiver]

Who else thinks halo 4 Cortana is a baddie

[obsidian wyvern]

wait ive just skipped through it, its not even the song i thought it was. idk what that is

[ocean herald]

Darude sandstorm best song of all time

[naive turret]

It's actually not bad, just a bit repetitive

[zinc bear]

bruh

[naive turret]

Not until Halo 5

[harsh girder]

Halo reach?

[obsidian wyvern]

oh i was thinking stereo hearts from that video

[zinc bear]

ok

[ocean herald]

This music video makes no sense lol

https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?si=yx_8ecWmW7tF15Gu

[zinc bear]

cortanas a girlboss in all the games. i prefer humans tbh.

[harsh girder]

halo 5’s campaign might be a all time hall of fame

[zinc bear]

love h5

[ocean herald]

Incorrect. She’s dead in infinite

[zinc bear]

she’s still in infinite

[ocean herald]

Can’t girl boss from the grave

[zinc bear]

she’s literally in infinite still

[misty marsh]

Except she did

[ocean herald]

That wasn’t the claim I was replying to smh

[zinc bear]

according to your logic you can say the same about h4

[misty marsh]

Cortana for president

[zinc bear]

before rampancy please
we don’t need another one of those as a president

[meager linden]

"In the end* clip, CGI was peak for that time

[ocean herald]

No politics

[zinc bear]

I’m not talking about politics

[ocean herald]

#mods get this guy

[misty marsh]

We like to live life on the edge

[naive turret]

Edge, rubbish map

Lovely skybox

[obsidian wyvern]

looks nice though

[ocean herald]

I think I’ve committed maybe 5 Halo map names to memory and 3 of those are pit variants

[obsidian wyvern]

edge was 3

or at least the edge we're on about

[meager linden]

I "love" those random appearing bots that sending nonsense messages

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-aerosmith-love-in-an-elevator-song-astonished-whoa-gif-23512503

[harsh girder]

Halo 3 💔

[icy gust]

Spoilers halo edge of dawn: Halo died in Reach

[harsh girder]

I fw h3 heavily

[ocean herald]

Never played it

[waxen rose]

Edge of dawn buy it now

[ocean herald]

By the time I got on h3, I think the map rotation was a bit limited

Might have been a dlc map too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[icy gust]

But halo died in Reach

[waxen rose]

John halo isnt dead

[harsh girder]

John halo

Halo TV show is the best game adaptation

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/j-o-r-g-e-gif-1785865943195498080

[hearty flame]

"Halo died in 3" "Halo died in 4" "Halo died in 5" "Halo died in Infinite"

I wish that idea would die

Halo isn't dead, but it certainly is in pop culture at this time

[pliant hatch]

I'd say it's not dead, but just there as in not great or terrible.

[harsh girder]

Halo deserves way more imo

Have a halo tv show that is actually for the fans

[waxen rose]

You want a halo tv show with fans? Make the chief kawaii and discover the magic of friendship to defeat the decepticons

[candid tusk]

We should really have a Halo 1337 series by now.

[zinc bear]

Token logged account. Someone remove this, please.

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[waxen rose]

When will we get a master chief magical girl

[candid tusk]

I mean... You can always be the change you seek.

[waxen rose]

youre right…. Master chief discovers the ancient moon stone of magical girls long past and becomes sailor chief - defender of magic

[forest fossil]

sooooooo hows edge of dawn?

[waxen rose]

I literally just described the whole plot it's peak fiction

[forest fossil]

that was pure fantasy

[misty marsh]

He already is one

[waxen rose]

Master chief is a diva and now thanks to edge of dawn he is a magical girl

[zinc bear]

Yay

[waxen rose]

Halo if it was cool would replace joyeuse with miku

[candid tusk]

Is there not a Miku mod for Halo CE yet? I feel like there would be a ton of meme gifs if there were but I can't recall seeing any. Wouldn't be ~that hard~ right? Replace the Cortana model with a Miku one, don't even rescale stuff so it's extra cursed, and then use a modulator over Cotana's voicelines. Yeah, actually that's pretty involved for a funny bit.

[waxen rose]

To go the extra mile when chief is having his episodes in halo 2 make miku sing

[faint mantle]

Where dafakemasterchief

[waxen rose]

That's our evil triplet we dont talk about him.

Dafakemasterchief likes halo 3 and ODST that’s why he is banished

[worldly sedge]

Happy Edge of Dawn Day

[scarlet shoal]

I was so disappointed in halo 4s forge.

[obsidian wyvern]

steam replay is out

[scarlet shoal]

Die! For the banished!

[waxen rose]

I want more banished Spartans because I think they're cute (there's only one)

[obsidian wyvern]

my steam started lagging showing all the MCC achievements in one go lol

[misty marsh]

Installing mcc did wonders for my achievement this year

[zinc bear]

Your mom!

[zinc bear]

I like ODST.