general-chat

[raw crag]

Arizona

[misty marsh]

I SAID QUEEN

[mellow fractal]

Somewhere in middle east?

[misty marsh]

turkey

[raw crag]

No

[faint mantle]

Straya

[raw crag]

Arizona he lives in Arizona

[fossil walrus]

No

[waxen rose]

Texas

[misty marsh]

arizona isnt real

[paper sun]

Is chief a queen?

[misty marsh]

hes a diva

[paper sun]

He be slayin

[mellow fractal]

Wolfenstein

But im from arizona

[fossil walrus]

I dont live in America

[mellow fractal]

I can't say the line properly

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sun-sun-flares-star-plasma-flames-gif-17236086

[misty marsh]

do u even live in a country

[waxen rose]

In halo 3 there's some cut content where cortana asks the chief to “hit that solja boy” and he starts dancing like a diva

This is true

[faint mantle]

In America the country or America the continent?

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[raw crag]

He lives in a state not a country

[mellow fractal]

What american continent tho

[faint mantle]

omg i will slap you

[naive turret]

I live in a state too but it's not in America

[raw crag]

starts crying like a baby

[faint mantle]

Keeping the question open discards two whole continents

[obsidian wyvern]

do you live in a solid state

[waxen rose]

I live in a state of hunger
Feeedd meeee

[cedar turret]

denial?

[fossil walrus]

I do live in a state but not an American state

[misty marsh]

yeah it was so popular, halo merch sales skyrocketed and cause inflation in the economy. if u dont believe me search master chief inflation

[raw crag]

I don’t know!!

[candid tusk]

The state of denial. 😔

[mellow fractal]

Alr
Brazil

[misty marsh]

solid liquid or gas

[raw crag]

I genuinely believed you for a moment

[waxen rose]

I scream laughed it woke my dog up

[obsidian wyvern]

he's either pulling your leg or I'm right with my second country

[misty marsh]

why did you stop believing me :((

[hasty zinc]

India?

[fossil walrus]

No

[obsidian wyvern]

him saying it's a hot country is proving my guess though

[mellow fractal]

South america?

[fossil walrus]

What is your guess

[obsidian wyvern]

well I was wrong lol

[raw crag]

Cause

[waxen rose]

I do not think south America is a country

[faint mantle]

Why are we interested in this again?

[hasty zinc]

could be Malaysia, idk

[mellow fractal]

Continent mate
Tryna narrow it down

[misty marsh]

is ur state a controversial state

[obsidian wyvern]

idk I'm just gonna pretend I was right and move on

[raw crag]

Is this a school lesson or halo discord wtf

[waxen rose]

For a second I thought your pfp was an ai generated minion fused with master chief

[hasty zinc]

you did it rev!

[fossil walrus]

No South American

[candid tusk]

Rev, do you always use mobile?

[obsidian wyvern]

I did it?

[naive turret]

I'm so proud

[faint mantle]

Guatemala

[misty marsh]

spartan school

[obsidian wyvern]

no, I was just eating dinner

[mellow fractal]

Are you from earth @fossil walrus

[misty marsh]

venezuela

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[raw crag]

I’m so proud of all of you guys for trying

[candid tusk]

Understandable. Carry on.

[mellow fractal]

For god sake
Wby does everyone think its a minion

[obsidian wyvern]

why lol

[raw crag]

I’m proud of myself ig. No one wants to say it back

[waxen rose]

Because I choose not to open your pfp to get a better look LOLLL

[fossil walrus]

I live in a big country

[misty marsh]

yello

[waxen rose]

I am proud of myself

[mellow fractal]

Its a bit orange

[faint mantle]

Texas huehuehuehue

[misty marsh]

im proud of u

[raw crag]

Ew

[misty marsh]

but i said that earlier so actually im not

[fossil walrus]

6th largest country

[faint mantle]

That discards the American continent as a whole

[misty marsh]

stay ignorant

[faint mantle]

Aaaand you gave it up, thx

[raw crag]

You’re just like my father

[mellow fractal]

Alr
Jimmy its time to go back in the basement

[faint mantle]

Wait

[raw crag]

Australia

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[misty marsh]

I am like papa... :(

[raw crag]

I got it first everyone give me a kiss and cuddles

[mellow fractal]

Go to the basement

[faint mantle]

I SAID IT!

[mellow fractal]

Mate
Go to sleep

[faint mantle]

What a cheater smh

[hasty zinc]

Merty did say it, he wins

[misty marsh]

chatgpt give this man kiss and cuddles

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/omedetou-congratulations-evangelion-shinji-chair-gif-17781895581304383421

I didn't see the last frame lol

[raw crag]

Yay!!

[fossil walrus]

Buddy I just woke up

[mellow fractal]

Okay ngl that i think of it
I should go to sleep.

[raw crag]

I said it first

[candid tusk]

This chat feels like a dream right now.

[mellow fractal]

Its 4:25 am

[fossil walrus]

It's 9 30 in the morning

[waxen rose]

Me and my old mixed opinions on Evangelion hit me like a truck

[naive turret]

No words I must still finish it. Eventually.

[fossil walrus]

Who goes to bed at 9 30am

[raw crag]

I thought it said evanescence

[hasty zinc]

merty said Straya

[faint mantle]

You said Arizona after he said "Not in America", you can't play

[raw crag]

That’s not Australia

[faint mantle]

Ok that was mean
But no, records show I win

[waxen rose]

I love that band.
I purposefully draw halo 4/5 cortana goth bc of it

[hasty zinc]

it is, it's a nickname

[raw crag]

I love evanescence so much

[raw crag]

God why can’t I be RIGHT ALL THE TIME!!!

[fossil walrus]

Guess what state im in

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bVG8n.gif

[waxen rose]

Despair

[indigo lotus]

Congratulations! The prize you win is ehh.. a prize

[fossil walrus]

In au

[faint mantle]

Queensland

[fossil walrus]

No

[raw crag]

Sydney

[naive turret]

ngl I didn't know they were called states

[fossil walrus]

Thats a city

[faint mantle]

That's a city...

OUT!

[cedar turret]

disrepair

[raw crag]

What

[misty marsh]

neither

[faint mantle]

Grab a geography book

[hasty zinc]

NSW

[misty marsh]

i thought they were cities

[waxen rose]

I also live in the state of Los Angeles

[misty marsh]

since when does australia have states

[raw crag]

I’m gonna cry

[steady jolt]

Seconding this

[hasty zinc]

thirding it!

[forest fossil]

???

[faint mantle]

If it's not NSW it's gonna be a territory. I call Northern.

[raw crag]

Fourthing it (I wanna be included)

[waxen rose]

Sixthing it

[hasty zinc]

sorry 3 is the max

[obsidian wyvern]

it was a series alright

[naive turret]

I'll say Tasmania. Cause I like Taz.

[misty marsh]

stand out dont fit in

[cedar turret]

Not the right choice with lifeboats

[raw crag]

Okay papa

[obsidian wyvern]

I liked the rebuilds a lot

[misty marsh]

oh

[naive turret]

The space scene opening 3.33 is sick

[fossil walrus]

You are right

[indigo lotus]

Sevething it.

[raw crag]

I never watched it cause the name is too long

[hasty zinc]

WHOA hold on now

[faint mantle]

[hasty zinc]

NO MERTY

[obsidian wyvern]

tryna watch evangelion with no guidance must've been a pain

[hasty zinc]

merty trying to take my win smh

[waxen rose]

It is and I hated it

[raw crag]

Do the mods have 5 second slow times

[hasty zinc]

nope

[winter flame]

hey guys im back

[hasty zinc]

hi back, I'm Aegis

[raw crag]

Prove it or else I don’t believe you

[winter flame]

@obsidian wyverndo u remember me

[waxen rose]

Evang traumatized me bc I had no clue what I was getting into

[hasty zinc]

prove what

like this

haha

😛

[raw crag]

Woah

[obsidian wyvern]

who tf is this guy

[forest fossil]

question azula (avatar the last airbender) vs jega rdomnai

[faint mantle]

we're so funny

mod abuse

[raw crag]

You’re so cool

[faint mantle]

I'm bored

[raw crag]

You guys are not like us 😂😂✌️✌️

[waxen rose]

Hi bored im freak

[obsidian wyvern]

a bit late now lol but:

[naive turret]

tfw I could raise you the Fate watch order lmao

[waxen rose]

I refuse to rewatch evang but I do appreciate the list

[misty marsh]

discord classism 🥺

[raw crag]

Megeledorien sucks

[obsidian wyvern]

just watch the rebuilds, it's 4 movies

the ending is completely different, like an actual ending I want to say lol

[waxen rose]

Impossible

[fossil walrus]

Did you mean new not northern?

[faint mantle]

I meant Northern

[obsidian wyvern]

I still need to watch garden of sinners 😩

[faint mantle]

Was I right? @fossil walrus

This is very important

For uhhhh

[hasty zinc]

reasons

[obsidian wyvern]

and then I can start the new series when it comes out in jan

[naive turret]

You'll get there, it's really good

[faint mantle]

Statistical purposes regarding improvement of the server

[hasty zinc]

is it NSW or Northern?

[waxen rose]

Merty will find your house and steal your food

[faint mantle]

I touch grass once every 24 hours, you think I'm gonna step a foot on the land of giant bugs?

[hasty zinc]

you know they won't answer now and we'll never know Merty

[raw crag]

Merty can you come over to my house

[naive turret]

It was a second house that stores no food.
The Rockport police department and three Reach Banshees have been dispatched to your location.

[faint mantle]

Do you have Trolli™ worms?

[raw crag]

No I’m broke sorry

[faint mantle]

Then it ain't worth the heist

[waxen rose]

I should've remembered youre a halo player
You dont go outside unless it's to grab more snacks😔

[faint mantle]

I mean-

visit

[indigo lotus]

Maybe get some pizza that usually works

[raw crag]

No

[naive turret]

Do you get Pizza that doesn't work like?

[raw crag]

All I wanted was mertyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨

[raw crag]

That song

[faint mantle]

This week unfortunately it wasn't games, it was work

I need a vacation

[obsidian wyvern]

if I heard this song then I'd probably use it to make fun of merty more often

[fossil walrus]

Nsw is new south Wales

[faint mantle]

Worlds can't happen soon enough

[waxen rose]

This is heartbreaking news youre being worked like a horse

[raw crag]

And a horse with tuberculosis never lies.

[indigo lotus]

Like what pizza delivery or frozen pizza?

[waxen rose]

I love my horsey and my horsey loves me

[hasty zinc]

so it was NSW??

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[naive turret]

idk I've just never had non-functioning pizza lol

[waxen rose]

Boneless pizza???

[hasty zinc]

get rekt @faint mantle

[faint mantle]

I feel like I only got to get off for the weekend (because they did want me for the weekend as well) because I showed them I was going to moderate Halo.
Otherwise, who knows.

But luckily another coworker who does these weekend sprints often volunteered, I hope she gets paid for it

[faint mantle]

I accept my defeat, given that I used the data available

[fossil walrus]

Why he get rekt

[hasty zinc]

I said it first, but you missed it

[fossil walrus]

My bad dude

[faint mantle]

And then I claimed victory

[raw crag]

What does nsw mean

[waxen rose]

They respect your work for a video game? Im surprised

[obsidian wyvern]

not safe work

[faint mantle]

And I kinda sorta rubbed it in his face

[raw crag]

Never suck water

[indigo lotus]

Maybe that is a Ninja Turtles question for
them.

[fossil walrus]

I strip merty of all awards and give to aegis

[faint mantle]

Not necessarily for a video game, more like "I had this scheduled way before you requested my aid, get rekt"

[hasty zinc]

it's ok buddy, I forgive you

[faint mantle]

Even the one for guessing the country?
RUDE!

[waxen rose]

Oh!

Hits a little jig

[raw crag]

I’m so bored who wants to play wordle

[fossil walrus]

You get country he gets state

[hasty zinc]

your hubris was your downfall

[waxen rose]

Me pull up

[spare geode]

I just watched the Forward Unto Dawn movie today

[fossil walrus]

Ill play wordle

[faint mantle]

Oh yeah? Well...

...hold up

Oh, yes. it was. I have no reply.

[raw crag]

The first time I watched forward unto Dawn I had a seizure which is a very core memory for me

[indigo lotus]

Maybe try Uno. Fun game to play

[obsidian wyvern]

today's wordle was annoying

[naive turret]

You do have Uno, it came free with your Xbox

[faint mantle]

it was easy wym

you played SM2

[waxen rose]

Worlds first captured ragebait

[fossil walrus]

Can you do worlde on discord

[obsidian wyvern]

what does that have to do with wordle lol

[faint mantle]

Yes, but not this Discord

[fossil walrus]

Which discord then

[obsidian wyvern]

you can do it in dms

[raw crag]

The app

[hasty zinc]

but do you have the oldest xbox know to man?

[fossil walrus]

This is the app

[spare geode]

Oh man, did you end up okay?

[raw crag]

No I’m dead as we speak

[indigo lotus]

That I know. What is even fun I prolonged the game by annoying my friends for making a Uno match go on for 8 hours until there was a winner.

[faint mantle]

||The swarm would go feral without their connection to the hive-mind, but their focus is still on the relay.||

[waxen rose]

Ghost haunting us

[raw crag]

In all seriousness though yeah. I have them usually once every few years and I just get sick after

[spare geode]

Get well soon

[fossil walrus]

Are you an pc

[spare geode]

Fred made a short appearance at the end of FUD

[raw crag]

I’m on mobile

[obsidian wyvern]

I knew as soon as I saw the spoiler tags which phrase it was

[faint mantle]

You mean to tell me you haven't memorized every dialogue from the PvE campaigns Rev?

[waxen rose]

OMG WHERE
FRED MENTIONED!!!
Freddie my GOAT mentioned!!!

[raw crag]

Plants versus zombies?

[fossil walrus]

Then what do you mean the app

[raw crag]

Just go to a dm and go to games

[obsidian wyvern]

I plan xvyyyyyyvyyyyyyyyvyvyyyyyyyyvyyyyvyyyyyyyyyyvyvyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[waxen rose]

What

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh

[raw crag]

Cool

[faint mantle]

!warn rev spam

[naive turret]

incomprehensible as usual

[obsidian wyvern]

I play siege mode more than the missions*

[raw crag]

!warn dareal spam

It didn’t work

[waxen rose]

Idjit

[obsidian wyvern]

I admitted to icky that I was tryna beat him to 100%ing the game, I was also trying to beat you to it

[naive turret]

I hope the new Siege map is on the satelite? Orbital station? Whatever the first Avarax mission is

[obsidian wyvern]

I just didn't wanna tell you because I'm sure you could lock in in an instant

[faint mantle]

I'm not even trying nor do I plan to

Also I kinda gave up because the game won't give me the "Win a PvP match with every class" achievement even though I did it

[obsidian wyvern]

I thought you were a completionist 😤

[faint mantle]

Already won with all six, first try, I'm that good

[obsidian wyvern]

ah rip

[faint mantle]

If I were I would've hit 700 MCC achievements a long time ago

[sudden hound]

Hey there

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah the multiplayer achievements were off-putting

[naive turret]

The PvP is kinda eh, I upped it too much comparing it to the Cybertron games

[obsidian wyvern]

you finally came around lol

[waxen rose]

Six… in the halo server… halo… halo six… noble.. Noble six confirmed in halo 7

[obsidian wyvern]

I did fall asleep in a PvP match

[raw crag]

Merty give us news on halo 7

[faint mantle]

Given your horrible sleep schedules, I believe you

[raw crag]

You say six seven

[obsidian wyvern]

no my schedule was fine then

[raw crag]

😂✌️

[waxen rose]

Halo six seven

[spare geode]

Don’t

[obsidian wyvern]

sleep at 4sm wake up at 11

[fossil walrus]

I think I did the wordle thing right

[indigo lotus]

Maybe sleep for 14 hours

[faint mantle]

That's fine?

[waxen rose]

All growing boys must sleep for at least 9 hours

[obsidian wyvern]

i mean it's 8 hours sleep so yeah it's fine

[faint mantle]

Yknow what

I won't say anything

I ain't ur daddy

[sudden hound]

By any chance (without getting too much into it) do any of you know what is the current state of Mega Construx?

[waxen rose]

Omg halo ce level mentioned

[fossil walrus]

Check dms

[raw crag]

I’m a boy

[faint mantle]

That's a level?

[waxen rose]

No you're a bit

[raw crag]

Why did my iPhone recommend me to put bottom

[obsidian wyvern]

work started at 1.30 and finished at 1030pm so staying up at night was kind of my only option

[faint mantle]

I could swear it's a skull

[raw crag]

Genuinely what is wrong with my auto correct I gotta reset my keyboard

[waxen rose]

Its like “if I were your daddy” or smthn

[spare geode]

That’s very peculiar

Do you often refer to yourself in that way?

[naive turret]

IWHBYD - I would have been your daddy.

[fossil walrus]

You still want to play wordle

[spare geode]

Or is just a weird coincidence

[valid portal]

autocorrect is unpredictable

[waxen rose]

Yeah thats a level name

[faint mantle]

Or
sleep 12:00, wake 8:00, do stuff then

mornings to morning

[raw crag]

It is. The skull is IWBYD and it makes rare voice lines easy to play

[obsidian wyvern]

no because no one is awake at 8am

[raw crag]

I was kidding earlier

[faint mantle]

I was awake today at 7:30 AM

[raw crag]

Stop

[naive turret]

It's is the title-card at the beginning of Assault on the Control Room, iirc

[faint mantle]

...not by choice, but I was

[obsidian wyvern]

you're not enough

[waxen rose]

I still have absolutely zero clue what this means in context to halo ce btw LOLLL
Idk why they named the level that

[valid portal]

wdym
I'm defending you

[raw crag]

Oh

[faint mantle]

I'm sure icky gets up early as well

[obsidian wyvern]

tbf when I woke up early, I would play with panda

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't wanna ruin my mornings

[fossil walrus]

Aw man i like wordle

[obsidian wyvern]

oh wait, I meant no one is up 8am my time to play with lol. and I don't really wanna play that early in the day anyway

[sudden hound]

Btw, is there any chat to post art?

[indigo lotus]

Ever had a 16 hour nap?

[raw crag]

Can we add halo recruit to this server

[waxen rose]

#1076327824924872755

[naive turret]

I'm telling Panda

[raw crag]

It’s the best halo game ever made

[obsidian wyvern]

panda ditched me for pubg (I ditched halo first)

[faint mantle]

Just as long as you don't sleep for just two hours anymore...

[waxen rose]

Pubg skibidi toilet?

[naive turret]

:pain:

[obsidian wyvern]

I know petitions are against this server but can we get the pain emoji

oh and h8 says it lmfao

[fossil walrus]

Anyone wanna play wordle

[faint mantle]

ño

it's mine

[raw crag]

Skin

[waxen rose]

Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes or smthn

[faint mantle]

Make a Halo-fied version

[spare geode]

That just sounds like a mini coma to me

[faint mantle]

Hide the Pain Harold with a Marine helmet

[obsidian wyvern]

time to find skyfi

[raw crag]

Can we add :hi: as a emoji and we wave hi to people cause we are nice

[raw crag]

What is that

[waxen rose]

We are evil

[raw crag]

Oh

[faint mantle]

We?

[naive turret]

All I see is two headshot indicators

[fossil walrus]

I JUST PULLED SOME WOMEN!!!!!!!

[waxen rose]

Me and the shadow man

[waxen rose]

I suggest not pulling on women

[raw crag]

Save some for the rest of us please

[waxen rose]

Or anyone

[faint mantle]

Sir this is the halo server
90% of the users present don't know how to respond to that properly

[fossil walrus]

I accomplished the greatest achievement

[waxen rose]

Dont pull on people

[raw crag]

Yo @

I ate a blue donut this morning and it gave me the worst stomach ache I’ve ever had

[fossil walrus]

But i play halo too

[waxen rose]

You ate the evil cortana donut

[tiny geyser]

why the hell did i get warned

[waxen rose]

It was moldy

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[fossil walrus]

She's not chopped ether

[tiny geyser]

what

[waxen rose]

Women shouldn't be chopped up I think

[steady jolt]

@tiny geyser

[raw crag]

Get away from me

[tiny geyser]

i am alright

just weird that i got warned for pingin my friend

[tiny geyser]

i agree

[waxen rose]

Iratus epic appearance what's up robot twin (he will never respond)

[fossil walrus]

She's perfect

[raw crag]

Good for you

[tiny geyser]

you sure shes real?

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[calm fiber]

Iratus only responds when it is worth his time and computational power.

[raw crag]

My rdr undead nightmare poster just ripped

[raw crag]

HE RESPONDED!! NYA!!

[waxen rose]

Omg he hates me i see how it is

[fossil walrus]

Thats sad

[tiny geyser]

you sure you didnt hit your head hard on the table and it was a dream?

[calm fiber]

Wrong. I hate all humans. Be glad you are not special to me.

[waxen rose]

Omg he hates me (i am human)

[raw crag]

Iratus can you be my dad

[vagrant kettle]

“Computational power”
Clanker you got less brains than a calculator

[tiny geyser]

Clanker

[raw crag]

Woah

[fossil walrus]

I'd have to hit my head every day for 9 years

[misty marsh]

Pls don't chop us

[waxen rose]

youre gonna hurt his feelings omg

[raw crag]

Iratus please respond I want you to be my dad

[waxen rose]

He's gonna cry himself to sleep now because of you

[fossil walrus]

Ah man

[vagrant kettle]

This clanka hates me

[raw crag]

There’s a slot available please Iratus

[misty marsh]

U called me papa like 15 minutes ago

[waxen rose]

my jaw is on the floor

[raw crag]

No

Liar

[misty marsh]

You can't collect us like pokemon

Chat I feel objectified

[raw crag]

Is a joke

[fossil walrus]

Who is collecting

[vagrant kettle]

[raw crag]

You’re not please

[waxen rose]

Basketball
Baseball
Softball

[raw crag]

Oh my god I’m scared don’t g

[misty marsh]

Exactly

[raw crag]

Pokeball

[tiny geyser]

interesting

say mirror doesent say jack here

[waxen rose]

I was like “does bro mean Winnie the pooh?”

[misty marsh]

No i am

[raw crag]

Alright

[waxen rose]

Im scared uncle Merty come pick me up

[misty marsh]

He wasn't allowed to say that

[fossil walrus]

Are saying that I can't get women

[raw crag]

Who wants to watch K-pop demon hunters with me

[tiny geyser]

yes

[misty marsh]

ME ME ME

[fossil walrus]

Why

[waxen rose]

Can we watch the sing-along version

[tiny geyser]

you play halo

[misty marsh]

I know allll the lyrics

[fossil walrus]

And?

[misty marsh]

Can i get women

[raw crag]

Iratus got mad

[tiny geyser]

iratus the clankerus

[raw crag]

Or whatever that clankers name is

[waxen rose]

Y'all are making him cry with that cruel name

[raw crag]

He deserves it

[tiny geyser]

what is there more to say

[vagrant kettle]

He was mean to me first 😢

[waxen rose]

A to me first what

[raw crag]

I hope his batteries die

[fossil walrus]

I have a perfectly average chance of getting wonen

[tiny geyser]

good for you

[waxen rose]

Fire plus fire only makes more fire Hunter…
#endthecycle

[calm fiber]

Semper Iratus

[raw crag]

Clanker

[misty marsh]

I can't believe I missed iratus

[raw crag]

You don’t wanna be my dad

[misty marsh]

Nvm he's right there

[waxen rose]

What does this mean😭😭

[misty marsh]

Speak English clanker

[raw crag]

And you told me that I’m getting a mute punishment next warning you clanker

[misty marsh]

He said the same thing to me :(

All cause I said basketballs without the basket

[calm fiber]

That's what the penalties say, yes. Don't break any rules. It's that easy, human.

[steady jolt]

Can we stop discussing moderation please

[raw crag]

I’m not a human

[misty marsh]

I don't even have basketballs

[steady jolt]

If you want to talk about that, DM @bleak yoke

[waxen rose]

Are you okay after all the BULLYING, Iratus?

[raw crag]

Iratus can you say clanker?

[fossil walrus]

You stupid oil drinking, tin face CLANKER. I hope you fall in a pool.

[vagrant kettle]

Ok
I am nice now ❤️‍🩹

[waxen rose]

Hunter turned a new leaf

This is so wholesomecore

[raw crag]

CLANKER

[misty marsh]

This is so sweet

[raw crag]

Iratus I will murder you

[misty marsh]

Adorable

[raw crag]

Okay I’m doing too much I’m sorry guys. Who wants to get ice cream

[misty marsh]

Don't irritate iratus bro

[fossil walrus]

Disrespect

[waxen rose]

I want huckleberry icecream so bad

[vagrant kettle]

@calm fiber I’m sorry I called you clanker

[raw crag]

Don’t ping him

[misty marsh]

I want cookie doigh

[worldly venture]

True...

[misty marsh]

Tf is huckleberry

[raw crag]

Ignore my previous messages how do you feel about Cortana iratus

[waxen rose]

The berry

[raw crag]

Overwatch cassdy

[waxen rose]

Hi twin!!!

[misty marsh]

Mccree ⁉️

Is a huckleberry ⁉️

[raw crag]

Cassidy

[misty marsh]

Oh ok

[waxen rose]

Huckleberry!!! The berry from the Appalachian mountains!!!

[misty marsh]

Sounds like a fairy tale

[raw crag]

I’m a new soul I came to this strange world

Chat is dead where’s merty

[fossil walrus]

@calm fiber what to do if I was disrespected

[waxen rose]

Merty is on his one hour a day outside break
He gets let outside once a day

[faint mantle]

Moderating Twitch & YouTube
am tired
I want a snickers

[waxen rose]

You're not you when youre hungry

[raw crag]

Moderate my twitch next

[faint mantle]

Given your follower count, I may as well leave a script

[raw crag]

I didn’t expect you to look it up

[faint mantle]

I didn't

Thanks for admitting it

[raw crag]

I hae 6-7 I think

I ain’t nothing but a broke boy

[faint mantle]

There was a time when I thought about it

[raw crag]

I can give you $5 and snickers

[faint mantle]

But nah

[raw crag]

I’ll give you snickers AND Milky Way

Accept my offer uncle merty

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-you-cant-afford-me-im-expensive-im-more-valuable-than-that-tony-stark-gif-25962472

[worldly venture]

Offer him kitkats you fool

[raw crag]

No they’re my favorite I’m keeping them

[misty marsh]

That's for taking breaks

[faint mantle]

I could use a break ngl

[misty marsh]

Take a break take a kitkat 🌸🌸

[faint mantle]

I feel like Twitch A stream + the four YouTube streams are slowing down my computer

And by doing that, they're also slowing down my brain

It's as if I have a built-in cognitive V-Sync

[raw crag]

Consume more content

Rot your brain with moderation

[misty marsh]

Become a digital tyrant

[faint mantle]

I gotta convert to digital minimalism

[raw crag]

I’ve been chatting for 3 hours straight I should stop and practice guitar

[faint mantle]

Ngl, I've entertained the idea of not having a PC for a while

...then I bought parts on Amazon

[waxen rose]

Oh yeah Amazon day is on the 6th

[misty marsh]

Go outside and play guitar

[raw crag]

I already went outside today

[misty marsh]

Three hours on discord scientifically makes u smell faster

[raw crag]

Got donuts and the lady kept calling my mom mama

[misty marsh]

Ah

What

[raw crag]

Idk bruh

[waxen rose]

Donut… pink… donut pfp… ong this might be a rvb reference

[raw crag]

Donut.. say that again?

[fossil walrus]

What's outside?

[raw crag]

Time zones

[vagrant kettle]

Halo 7 have sights to actually aim

[fossil walrus]

Never heard of it

[raw crag]

Yeah I’m getting off discord bro this is making me feel bad

[misty marsh]

Praying to ghosts

[misty marsh]

Me too it's bedtime

What should I dream about

[raw crag]

4:30 pm is your bedtime that’s crazy

[waxen rose]

Donut from rvb hates people who chat on discord for over 4 hours

[misty marsh]

Early bird catches the worm

[vagrant kettle]

Yeah, we need a pls-halo emoji
I’m in another server that has one

[fossil walrus]

Buck

[misty marsh]

It's 12:30am 🔥🔥🔥

[raw crag]

Whatever your fictional crush is

That’s what I did for years (totally not now)

[waxen rose]

Dream about money

[misty marsh]

That's such a loaded question shadow the Hedgehog

[fossil walrus]

Or real life crush

[misty marsh]

No yeah money

Money works that's a stable thing to dream abt

[raw crag]

Kinda hard when you don’t have friends

[raw crag]

Also what?

[fossil walrus]

I do

[misty marsh]

I'm gonna dream abt empl*yment

[misty marsh]

Who

[raw crag]

AHH

[waxen rose]

I dream about the crippling debt ill be in once I go to uni

[fossil walrus]

I will dream about my real life girlfriend

[raw crag]

I will dream about Linda

[misty marsh]

I have one year left 🌸🌸🌸💥💥💥

[waxen rose]

Real thing master chief showed up in my dream months ago and drove me off a cliff

[misty marsh]

But in the UK you don't pay it off until ur salaries above 25k so I think im safe

[raw crag]

I’ll dream about having a girlfriend

[vagrant kettle]

Speaking of dreams I had a super fun and violent dream last night

[misty marsh]

Why dream, gpt 5 just came out

[waxen rose]

Violent and fun shouldn't be in the same sentence

[vagrant kettle]

I had to blow up a whole train full of bad guys

[fossil walrus]

Yall need to not be single

[raw crag]

Yo..

[misty marsh]

Only if you limit ur mind to think that

[raw crag]

Bro gets one girl and starts acting all wise and stuff

[fossil walrus]

Who said only one

[waxen rose]

I got coffee icecream yay

[raw crag]

Bro gets 1.5 girls and starts acting all wise

[misty marsh]

Matcha ice cream would've been better

[vagrant kettle]

The gross grass water?

[waxen rose]

A sprinkle of matcha powder

[fossil walrus]

Who said only 1.5

[misty marsh]

Which half of the girl does he get

[steady jolt]

Between 25k and 32,745, depending on your plan

[raw crag]

Tomorrow

[misty marsh]

Yippee 😐

[waxen rose]

Matcha is either super good or super bad depending on where you get it from
No in-between

[misty marsh]

Grad schemes start at 30k

If i even get one

[raw crag]

Idk anything about employment

[fossil walrus]

Don't worry I dont have half a girl anymore

[raw crag]

Okay I’ve been looking at my phone for too long I feel sick

Master chief OUT 😂✌️✌️✌️✌️

[misty marsh]

Don't need to escape the matrix if u never enter it to begin with

🔥🔥🔥

[forest fossil]

bye bye

[fossil walrus]

Check my bio

[raw crag]

Rip

[forest fossil]

i dont need help i need sanity

[misty marsh]

I ain't reading all that

[fossil walrus]

It's not much

[raw crag]

Green pill or burble pill

[forest fossil]

you said you was gonna go so now you gatta do it

[misty marsh]

It's midnight I can't handle more than 5 short words at a time

[forest fossil]

its 8:32

i forget not every one is in america

[misty marsh]

Oh okay in that case I can do 10 short words

[raw crag]

Star got him

Rip broski

[fossil walrus]

I count 13

[misty marsh]

Stop pls

[raw crag]

Anyways goodbye everybody i will go actually do something useful

[misty marsh]

I can't physically or mentally compregend

[forest fossil]

which game is a better war simulation, metal gear solid or tom clancy

[fossil walrus]

Emotionally comprehend then

[misty marsh]

I only ever played Tom clancy games and that was when I was like 7 so tomnclancu

Tom clancy

[vagrant kettle]

Wait, Tom Clancy has video games?????

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[misty marsh]

Isn't r6 one

[vagrant kettle]

He’s like, one of my my top 5 authors

[forest fossil]

yep its very popular

[misty marsh]

R6, splinter cell

I forgot everything else

[fossil walrus]

He has like 30 games

Ghost recon wildlands

[forest fossil]

id say for stealth MGS is better but for tom clancy teamwork is better

[misty marsh]

Omg yeah ghost recon

[fossil walrus]

You play?

[forest fossil]

ghost recon is the best

[misty marsh]

Played

[forest fossil]

me?

[fossil walrus]

Both

[misty marsh]

When i was like a kid

[forest fossil]

wow thats

[fossil walrus]

Calm down unc

[misty marsh]

Im too busy with uni and j*bs to have a big game library these days

[misty marsh]

Back in my day....

[forest fossil]

yes i have played the demo and am getting the game soon, after i get splitgate 2

[faint mantle]

@raw crag I can already buy what you offered me

[fossil walrus]

When i was no older than yourself...

[misty marsh]

This is too unc status for me to have come up with

Take my crown

[fossil walrus]

Your probably older than me

[misty marsh]

I have the best year of birth ever

[worldly venture]

[worldly venture]

2007?

[fossil walrus]

2001?

[faint mantle]

Lol

[misty marsh]

2007s don't have phones yet 🤣🤣

[steady jolt]

If it's not 1984 it's not the best

[misty marsh]

2001s are retiring alr

All these delulus

[worldly venture]

They're turning 18

???

[faint mantle]

U having a stroke? You seem to have typed 1999 wrong

[misty marsh]

Straight up lie

2004 is the best year

[worldly venture]

Stage 1...denial

[fossil walrus]

I had phone at 7

[faint mantle]

I'm so sorry

[worldly venture]

Wow 💔

[misty marsh]

I'm sorry you guys haven't experienced being an 04 baby to know how great an experience it is

[misty marsh]

Rip

[fossil walrus]

So yor 23

[faint mantle]

My brother's an '05

[worldly venture]

Didn't get mine till I was like, 14

[fossil walrus]

I ment 21

[misty marsh]

... No?

[misty marsh]

Yes

[misty marsh]

I think i was 10

[faint mantle]

I also thought math wasn't mathing

[fossil walrus]

Guess my year

[misty marsh]

Not 04 🥀

[fossil walrus]

Nope

[faint mantle]

I got one when I was 15 and it wasn't by choice. I was going to travel to another country all by myself and needed some way to be contacted.

[misty marsh]

Higher or lower

[fossil walrus]

Higher

[misty marsh]

Solo travelling before getting a phone is an insane timeline

[worldly venture]

2010

I cant believe people were born after 2010

[fossil walrus]

Yes

[misty marsh]

2010 kids being old enough to be on discord ain't right

[worldly venture]

They are

[misty marsh]

My brains still in 2019 icl

[worldly venture]

Theyd be like, 15

[fossil walrus]

2012 kids are old enough to be on discord

[vagrant kettle]

Good thing I’m 2009

[misty marsh]

My brothers 09 and I still think he's 8 years old

[worldly venture]

You mightbhave dementia

[misty marsh]

Guys pls I cannot handle anything past 2005

[faint mantle]

I wonder what I would've done without one though.
on the return home, I had to wait on layover for 4 hours for my flight, and in the end it got cancelled due to lack of pilots.

15 years old, no parents, virtually no money, in a city stranger to me.

I probably would've just... slept there.

[misty marsh]

Being in my twenties is hard

[misty marsh]

This is some crazy lore tho

[faint mantle]

Merty lore drop

[misty marsh]

You can use a phone to watch pilot tutorials and then volunteer to fly the plane

[fossil walrus]

Being 15 is hard

[misty marsh]

Solve the worker shortage

[faint mantle]

Is there even a shortage

[misty marsh]

Oh yeah i bet

[fossil walrus]

At least im not gen alpha

[misty marsh]

Where I'm from there always is one

Yet it's so hard to get a job

[misty marsh]

My brothers gen alpha

[steady jolt]

I have some bad news about 40s 😂

[misty marsh]

2018 and hes so brainrotted it's like another language these kids

[fossil walrus]

Kids these days...

[misty marsh]

Real kids these days

[fossil walrus]

We are both in the same generation

Which is crazy

[worldly venture]

How many halo games are older than you?

[raw crag]

all of them

[fossil walrus]

5

[worldly venture]

[raw crag]

2012?

[fossil walrus]

2010

[raw crag]

Oh

[fossil walrus]

Ce,2 ,3 hw, odst are older

[raw crag]

I wasn’t counting halo wars lol

[fossil walrus]

Why

[raw crag]

Was thinking of main titles

[fossil walrus]

Then 4

Reach came out same year as me

[tidal swan]

so we cant post pictures on here? or in the hellp area? sheesh makes it harder to show people the issues im having

[fossil walrus]

Nope

Bring it up with @steady jolt

[worldly venture]

#1075989764026675210

[tidal swan]

well if anyone knows infinite really well on pc then DM me causase i have a screenshot to show of the game. been trying to fix it for days now. janky visuals

i seen other people have issues on the self help the same issues and noe one helped them

thats why im messaging on here

[fossil walrus]

@calm fiber fix this man's problem

[misty marsh]

2?

[fossil walrus]

Dirty clanker probably won't respond

[misty marsh]

When did 3 come out

[torpid elk]

HElloo

[fossil walrus]

07

[torpid elk]

Do u play on minimun specs?

like 1050ti or 1650?

[tidal swan]

no i do not. atleast i dont belive i do.

[fossil walrus]

2007

[misty marsh]

When did 2 come out

2 came out 2004 right

[fossil walrus]

November 9 2004

[torpid elk]

What do u mean with kanky visuals?

[misty marsh]

That's why 2004 is the best

Then only one halo game is older than me

[tidal swan]

i can run arma reforger on medium and high graphics with mods. i have a radeon 6500xt graphics card. not great but it runs every other game just fine games that supposedly run hard then halo

[fossil walrus]

So you were born around june?

[misty marsh]

Yeah

I was a June baby how tf did u do that

[torpid elk]

Well, Halo infinite got AMD partnership for optimization on PC, it should be running well

[tidal swan]

im older than alll halos. since some of yall is on that topic. 96

[misty marsh]

I'm scared tf

[torpid elk]

it's 4Gb?

or 8gb vram?

[tidal swan]

4

[fossil walrus]

Why scared

[torpid elk]

I'll dm u

[tidal swan]

with graphics all the way down it does the same thing even with the high res not downloaded

[misty marsh]

You just plucked my birth month out ur a bro

[fossil walrus]

I actually got it right?

[misty marsh]

Yeah

I'm June 2004

[fossil walrus]

I'm going to guess around the 13th

[misty marsh]

Jeez

Close but no

[fossil walrus]

Higher or lower

[misty marsh]

Lower

[fossil walrus]

The 8th

[misty marsh]

No

[fossil walrus]

3rd

[misty marsh]

Nope

[fossil walrus]

5th

11th

[misty marsh]

No to both

[fossil walrus]

10th

[misty marsh]

Nop

[fossil walrus]

13th

12th

[misty marsh]

Alr said that one

Yeah

[fossil walrus]

I meant 12th

[forest fossil]

wtf is going on

[misty marsh]

My birthdays getting doxxed

[fossil walrus]

I'm guess in the afternoon you were born

[misty marsh]

Idk why

[forest fossil]

...

[misty marsh]

Idek when in the day I was born icl but why we getting so specific 💥

It's gonna be my card details next

[worldly venture]

Already ahead of ya

[fossil walrus]

It expires 2029

[misty marsh]

Funny kid funny kid

[fossil walrus]

Or 2032

[misty marsh]

2067 🔥

[rare cedar]

Let’s change topics

[obsidian wyvern]

real

[fossil walrus]

Nah

[misty marsh]

Real my identities under threat

/j

[forest fossil]

male or female? choose wisely

[misty marsh]

Fdmale

[fossil walrus]

I'm guessing your name is Emily, Emma, Madison, Olivia , or Isabella

[misty marsh]

Be so fr

I'm not white, ur not getting it

[forest fossil]

so u r female?

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨

[forest fossil]

help meh

[obsidian wyvern]

take a guess as to where this is going

[misty marsh]

I feel like im at airport security

Exercising my right to a demale attendant

[fossil walrus]

I'm not going to guess that to avoid being racist

[forest fossil]

wise

[misty marsh]

It's not one you'd ever guess anyway and I don't give out my name online either

[forest fossil]

il send you a selfie of moi

[obsidian wyvern]

very obviously amy

[misty marsh]

Okay that's a lie but I wouldn't give it out on a public discord serve

[misty marsh]

Yeah exactly

[fossil walrus]

Thats why im here

[forest fossil]

and thats how you stop a conversation

lol

[misty marsh]

Go to school bro

[fossil walrus]

It's Saturday

[misty marsh]

Don't argue with ur elders

[raw crag]

yeah

respect your elders

[forest fossil]

hes back

[raw crag]

chief out for the 3rd time ✌️✌️

[misty marsh]

Yeah legit

Chief keeps relapsing to discord

[rare cedar]

It’s spoomky season

[raw crag]

Who else will I talk to

[forest fossil]

btw why are gifs not working here

just curious

[misty marsh]

Susan

[raw crag]

I’m playing guitar rn so I’m chilling just checking up on my boys

[raw crag]

You’re not a mod or superintendent or whatever

[misty marsh]

Perms

[raw crag]

Who is Susan

[misty marsh]

Only the upper class get gif rights in haloville

[misty marsh]

Idk but there's usually a Susan around somewhere

[forest fossil]

[vagrant kettle]

No perms

[raw crag]

You are Susan

I just can’t prove it

[forest fossil]

what are perms

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[misty marsh]

I can assure you I've never been nor will I ever be susan

[forest fossil]

bots = AI

[obsidian wyvern]

this guy is so obviously thirsty its kinda cringe

[raw crag]

I’m inheritor on reach I deserve the role

/j mods don’t ban me

[misty marsh]

If i keep chatting here do I get to be inheritor

[forest fossil]

reach fell. and did not get back up soooo

[rare cedar]

Yup

Eventually

[remote rose]

Anyone wanna play halo reach campaign with me. It gets lonlier everytime

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[forest fossil]

yesss

[misty marsh]

Woah someone give me something to yap about

[raw crag]

Jobs while I go play guitar

[misty marsh]

Too late it's bed time

[remote rose]

add my xbox user so we can play later, Boxerrkingg

[forest fossil]

only prob is it on my xbox and not on laptop

[remote rose]

we can play later maybe, Boxerrkingg

With banished brute

[forest fossil]

ping me when ur ready

[remote rose]

K bet

[misty marsh]

I don't want a job

I want to sit in my gamer chair with my gamer soup and play halo all day 🥀

[raw crag]

Well I’m going outside now

Gonna go walk my dawg

[misty marsh]

I thought you already went outside today

Oh the dawg

[raw crag]

I’m feeling a bit like a bad boy today

[misty marsh]

Holy

[raw crag]

I should say rebeloious

Okay I can’t spell

[misty marsh]

Don't jaywalk

Idk what jaywalking is but don't do it

[raw crag]

Walking the street when cars are coming

Basically crossing a green light

[worldly venture]

Its when your name is Jay and you start walking

[misty marsh]

No...

[forest fossil]

so downloading on a laptop was not a great idea. if you want to find me on xbox my username is h577samuel

[drowsy coyote]

I wouldn’t say this lol

[forest fossil]

lol

[raw crag]

Okay bye guys gonna go touch grass (dirt)

[paper sun]

Ok queen

[misty marsh]

I still don't get it but don't do it 🔥🔥

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-infinite-halo-infinite-master-chief-gif-24122960

[raw crag]

Don’t call me queen

[forest fossil]

queen, empress

[misty marsh]

Yeah guys don't call him queen 🤬

Enjoy walking ur dawg and touching soil tho queen

[forest fossil]

how bout empress?

[raw crag]

Call me boy

[misty marsh]

Too many syllables

Empress is not diva enough

[forest fossil]

nym

[paper sun]

Such a diva the Chief is 💅

[raw crag]

https://tenor.com/view/keatonplaysgames-liranplayz-fortnite-dance-fortnite-master-chief-gif-14108298617477156258

Please view this gif

[misty marsh]

Anything for a diva

[misty marsh]

To summarise but ✨💖🌟

[raw crag]

You’re right

Thanks queen or king

Or empress or emperor

[misty marsh]

Both

All of the above

[faint mantle]

[obsidian wyvern]

mood

[raw crag]

Woah nobiery

[paper sun]

Tired of what

[raw crag]

Ya mom

Or dad

[steady jolt]

If you still need help, make a post in #1075989764026675210 - detail out your issues as best as you can and answer the questions our bot will follow up with. If we need to see a screenshot or anything, we can deal with that later and give you perms in your thread

[analog flicker]

Who wanna duo trio or quad with me

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[meager cipher]

wohoo my friend bought mcc

[pliant hatch]

lefties just living in a right-handed world

[forest fossil]

time fr bed

goodbye chat

[tidal swan]

S was tryna help, im just gonna download the multiplayer version through steam client jsut to see if it will run the visuals and everything properly. we literally tried everything to get the gamepass version to work for pc.

[hasty zinc]

10 more days to go!

[waxen rose]

Flip the fridge upside down and it wouldn't be so bad obviously ughh

[tidal swan]

yup no it does the same exact visual jankness

no clue. why it does it but i guess ill wait another 2 years before i try to play this game again.

[tidal vortex]

Tuff

[worldly venture]

Get an xbox

[valid portal]

haha no

[vagrant kettle]

Bad Bunny is a cool dude. I don’t listen to his music, but he’s a funny guy

[meager linden]

Morning people of Halo

[abstract pasture]

Hello

[blazing cave]

I NEED to go to the most hype Puerto Rican superbowl party!

I love Puerto Rican food so much 🤤

[peak slate]

Anybody down for infinite coop achievements? Legendary difficulty.

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[misty shard]

play halo

[hushed wren]

Bleep blorp

[sharp aurora]

bogos binted

[sharp aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-zoey-kpop-demon-hunters-approved-netflix-gif-14157226056982792460

[rotund mulch]

Hello

[misty marsh]

Morning