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It sounds like you're saying it has less than 50
Heh…
What
No im saying it has more
A lot more, than 50 ppl
I couldn't have come at the best time
saying a game doesn't have X amount of players usually means that it would have less than that amount....
ok kid.
I guess?
@jaunty kite
these are the alleged insults
really not insults, but no one can take a joke anymore
Spongebob roller coaster gif
This whole squabble reminds me of a tumblr drawing of a kid crying and their parents arguing in the foreground
fr
I feel like the kid
I'm not even sure why this argument is happening
Yea me either
I don't either
so many signals are being crossed it's not even funny
Do yall wanna hug
where did common sense and being able to read go
Group hug😭
Come on guys let's hug
Ig
Right…maybe my threshold for insults is higher.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
When discord was made
Where's the elite animation where he throws the grunt
Social media in general is more accurate
And that
Why would he do such a thing
Elite and Johnson hug in ce
anyways @vagrant kettle congrats you caused a small war in general with an offhand comment
That elite's hand went low
Yes master freak
Baskemtball
🥱 anyways this childish bickering bored me so let's change subjects. Any news on CE remake?
Yep! None, because it doesn't exist
Ce remake FAKE NEWS!!!
it's highly doubtful that it even exists
We should all drink hot orange juice
Any news about halo in general
Gimme sum
Last time I did that I burnt my tounge
You drank it the wrong way
Boiling hot oj
I thought halo studios made it
to my knowledge, there have been no official announcements as to what the next halo game will be
You need to make sure it's at 999 °C
Omg can any Europeans tell me how hot that is
Am i drinking a lightsaber?
No, hot orange juice
the CE remake allegations came from a few tweets and random speculation from the UE showcase
🤨 soo the trailer was nothing?
the unreal engine showcase?
that wasn't a trailer....
unless I missed something (another trailer somewhere else)
Aka: Mintz Blitz🤢
I'm confused lol
Hi confused lol I'm Icky Spartan
the showcase with chief in CE armor in unreal engine was JUST showcasing what the team could do with unreal engine, that wasn't mean to be a trailer for the next game
Icky has 2 jokes in his arsenal and it makes me shake with rage
I am no longer shaking in rage
Correct
It was a showcase of Halo assets in UE5
Not a game trailer
that's not rage, that's the vibration from the impact of 380mm shells around you
ah ok, was probably seeing too much videos about hiddenxperia talking about it
I used my epic dancing skills to miss each bullet
Official news about halo on October im calling it
I wouldn't get any hopes up
No evidence but just a guess
Halo 7 coming 2083 guys im so excited
my stance rn is "Can't be disappointed if I didn't care in the first place"
Or when hcs happens idk
It's been confirmed already there's Halo news at HCS in October
if I remembered it correctly.... Hcs is gonna be [sorta] canceled until 2027 or something
Where did you hear that
I heard that too but idk enough about HCS to repeat anything about it
You have link to a tweet?
no
Its being dropped for Infinite after the end of this HCS series, and picked up again with the next game
I don't use twitter, nor do I want to
I read that as twitch and almost said ‘i only watch CaseOH’
you read it as twitch bc I put twitch by mistake first XD
so we're not sure about 2027 either I'm guessing
HCS is going on a hiatus. It will return down the line when next Halo game comes out.
I edited the message
I have twitter but i refuse to use it for anything other than looking at art🗣
And maybe laughing at mint blitz
ngl unless I actually start streaming somewhat regularly and get monetized on twitch, there's no chance I ever get twitter
I have a ss somewhere from their post but idk where it is now
I'll watch you if you play Waterpark Simulator
(ignore the fact that i have all the time in the world to stream on twitch I just don't)
is it on xbox one? for under $20?
I'm thinking about getting 7 days to die anyways lol
I have twitter but only look at optic hate cause I'm not a fan 😂
I think so idk CaseOH plays it and it makes me giggle
Part of it
Halo competition first to shower wins /j/j
I could win that easily
I don't have an issue with taking showers, my family just hates it bc I do it later than they'd like, and I don't wanna get out once I get in bc water is warm
hallo
and I like being warm
hello
halo competition, first to not drink monster in a month wins
Good early morning people of Halo
I've never drank monster lol
optic is basically addicted to it
I'm like the only person my age who isn't drinking some form of stimulant every day XD
no coffee, no energy drinks, nothing
which is probably why I almost passed out in class earlier
I only drink water, sodas and juices 😂
got to the college fine, was fine, class starts, I felt like I was gonna pass out if I put my head down
like I closed my eyes and was like "Yeah I'm about to pass out"
I love showering in BOILING hot water
I love boiling like an egg
yo same
I will unironically just vibe in water hot enough to make the bathroom look and feel like a sauna
I become a hard-boiled egg
ig I'm just not going to bed lol
24+ hour challenge frfr
(I'm going to bed in like 2 hours I cannot handle staying up over 24 hours on 5 eggs, 2 molasses cookies, 2 cinnamon buns, and like 7 chicken wings and like 28 oz of water)
I've been awake for over 30 hours before 😭
Right as I graduate from college 🥺🥺💔💔
I could easily pull this off if it werent for the fact that I'd have to get past my parents
I just had a homemade hotdog so I'm nearly gonna fall asleep
if I could play it off as getting up with my dad I could, but I can't do that
I cannot just spend 5 hours doing nothing in my room
if I could go downstairs and practice on the punching bag I would, but that would wake my dad up
the tinest dang noise summons this man
this guy on Xbox needs to be banned bro
cheating score and having reference to fasc rhetoric in missions is crazy
graphics and stuff mostly
it’s also free
idk personally i don’t mind them
that's other people's issues though
Cool to ask if anyone plays Space Marine 2?
what reference
the numbers thing they do
there are so many number things but probably starting with 14 right
jesus can we just say the number we will survive
yup it's that
im having fun with a russian who lives in the usa and his really funny differences in what hes heard about the war and stuff
loves putin
talking as civilly as possibly but obviously touchy subject for him
NOW I DONT KNOW WHOS WINNING THE WAR
alright
we should avoid that topic though
k
im playin halo 1
i just got a 360 this week
been a very long time
first time paying attnetion to story
lmfao i didnt know the ring was a planet idk why that never clicked
lol i just spoiled something for myself while looking at a character bio for a reminder
Finish the fight
i swear people just make u wanna quit the game forever
just realising from a halo 3 memory back in the day (never got far) that the spoiler happens a long way away
john halo will shoot and kill the bad man
and captain keyes is just an old man i could have piloted the sutpid ship its his fault for getting kidnapped
I miss captain Keyes
you know the worst thing in most games and it snot much better.. trying to find a weapon on the ground
gg
omg warning number two for saying the s word... fml im 29 and saying "the s word"
fml im talking to an iranian and the language barrier and slow typing is killing me
NINNONONO HELP I TURNED ON THE REMASTERED GRAPHICS I NEED MILK TO WASH MY EYES OUT
is over john halo is deid
halo 2 cancelled
dude like every time i put my 360 controller down to type on my laptop i end up picking up my ps5 controller instead and i feel like thats illegal
i feel like in every level when it gets quiet you can kinda hear a thumping that sounds like a heartbeat
it creeps me out
I miss halo 2
thats the one i missed..i guess i can buy a copy and play it on my 360
or..make it pop up my 360 thru other means.. kinda wanna own it tho
never touched halo 2 and played the start of 3 campaignand a lil multiplayer. my nostalgia is with 1.. first with xbox as a kid but lota memories of pc demo and blood gulch deathmatch rooms
that heartbeat sound is legit bothering me lmao
Im listening to the halo 2 brute voice lines
oh wow how did i not notice that
i didnt even think there was anything to health other than the blue bar
thanks for teaching me after what... over 20 yrs for sure
oh thank god found one
While you’re at it, reload your gun
I was also looking at 3s, I thought the brute chieftain from Infinite had the same VA from 3 but I think im wrong
im going to ask a reload your gun level question, uhhh what the hell do the little blue bars under it do.. theyre not all like an extra bar right.. pls dont make fun of me i just shoot until beep beep beep sound and hten try hide
maybe i knew this at one point but forgot idfk
i betrayed bill gates/the rock and went playstation
but they tempted me with gears reloaded i gotta keep playng those games
That’s your health, pick up a medkit!
Started playing gears of wars for the first time ever
Cant wait to get into the series
it feels so good honestly.... i loved it back in 08, i rememberliking mp too even tho i sucked and i played a few hours a night with reloaded for a few days and i was like wow im getting decent... then i found a team on mic and they were so awesome, im australian so im not used to hearing a texan accent cheering me on tellin me "come on irene you got this you got this"
literally first time i felt like i was in a team lmfao i dont do online mp.
then one guy started flirting with me and ruined it :{ but aye
oh and for the first time in my life i talked smack on voice.. (i wasnt being serious but the other person was so i was just saying the dumbest things)
back in the day id be scared of that lmao
WOW are you serious that is being muted
i dont get it three year olds say it
i was saying the night devolved into me pretending i took a something in my pants because he was so scary
jeez...
@pseudo ore please dont kill me for tagging, but y?
or @tight remnant who is that censor for...?
We're a family friendly server
Some terms are filtered because of repeated inappropriate / gross use
oh lord i didnt realise this was official 343
im gonna hop out good luck with the haloing although im really curious to meet the person whos gagging at their computer reading that word 😂
You would be surprised what people can come up with
99% ish, yes
someone gonna find a bot to ban the whole english dictionary one day, that would be interesting to see
thanks for being nice cya

What a nice guy
hey nice lady back to cause a little tiny bit of trouble for fun maybe but uh
the music setting is in the video setting in halo ce:a
its only been 14 years or something right pls fix
oh also a game fixing update - honking the horn on the warthog... you know we are all left clicking l3 and feeling pain at hearing nothing
sorry, LS.. playstation brain
i cant access that :/
Since the horn has been RT since 2004 I don’t share the sentiment lol
What
Huh
Sorry for whatever it was
Good morning everyone, hope y’all have a great day 
Peppa is so scary im shaking
Peppa pig game!! yesssss
Are you giddy and jumping for joy at the thought of playing Peppa Pig World Adventures?
I know I am
absolutely
That game is gonna top doom the dark ages for me I can just feel it
Hell yeah Peppa Pig
In the ether realm
no
Does anyone actually know what happened to him @obsidian wyvern
New phone who dis
He passed gas in his sleep
@trim saddle Greetings fellow recon enjoyer

Hru
Alive and well, i woke up today so im doing pretty well. Had a rough spot a few weeks but im on the way up again.
Oh dang, hope whatever theyre going through isnt too bad.
Did anyone get his gt ?? 
For all those who might care I've found that The Halo CE Chronicles was never documented on any metadata service (IMDB, TheTVDB, TheMovieDB, ect) so I added it to IMDB so that I could add it to TheTVDB proper. https://thetvdb.com/series/halo-ce-chronicles#seasons
So... lol that exists now.
idk I didn't speak to him
id only ever see him post the mantis gif
ah hell I was going to reach out
and then ping icky and talk about movies
A true legend
Yo
AM from i have no mouth and i must scream be like
Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live.
Ts’ so Peak…
Dont diss my man gurt
freak to freak
Halo spin off co op game where you and your friend play as hunters either during the human covenant war or at some point after it
fire
We comme telepathically
Mgalekgolo
What the hell is a gurt
iykyk
they're like 15 it won't make sense to us
Woah buddy… back up
we speak young
Personal space
The gurt I know of comes in a tube.
It's been many moons
Im 17 with the mind of a 2 month old
Blehhhhh
Fantastic frozen.
im a 15 yo
Yikes a million
calm it unc
i give up
Good night people of Halo
Just finished Ghostrunner 2
Peal game actually
Feels like Halo 2 on legendary but every enemy is literally aiming you
lets keep the freaky to a minimum please gamers
There's a difference between freak (derogatory) and freak (positive)
I choose to be the latter
Always choose the latter
evil creature
MCC got an update lmao?
A patch for #HaloMCC is now live on all platforms. It contains a fix for cross-platform matchmaking on the Xbox PC & Microsoft Store versions of the game. More info: https://t.co/ul1tEt44tI
Submit a ticket at https://t.co/Ya2f8ZXD20 if you encounter any issues after installing.
Happy for those who were experiencing issues
Hopefully it's not an issue that ever comes back
new mcc update didnt fox armor
bug for halo reach :(
i wanna use my halo reach series 8 helmets and series 5 armor
Anyone have patch notes for the MCC update?
Thx
np
@analog knot
whats up everyone
when will 343 fixed the halo reach armor bug :(
something like that would be on the bottom of the list and it's a miracle we even got a fix for a big issue.
cant even use series 5 and 8 pieces in game
Im sure this has been asked b4, anyone starting up this game on steam , game loads, starts a game, then just keeps crashin!!!!? this is driving me nuts...
Halo Infinite btw<
Waiting for my Playstation bros to experience the Halo
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Joyous day
No way lmao
@analog knot
Only took like half a year
ok
Alright
Thank you, I’m on vacation I’ll review this weekend when I’m back!
Post your specs on #1075989764026675210 and we can go from there
Heyy!!
15 years of halo reach AND 10 years of Undertale?
What next? 10 years of Fallout 4?
Oh my dog….
it's Ella purnells birthday if that counts for fallout
I will wish her a happy birthday telepathically
Hey
236236S
Halo is so bad now adays
bungie wanted out. they were tired of halo
Idk why I’m being warned for having a criticism of the current halos
i would suggest reading the rules, and heeding any warnings
Lmao
the only good criticism is constructive criticism
Uh huh
What i said was pretty constructive
I put this into google and got brisket and an air compressor?
If they did that maybe the games would’ve been good since reach
C.s 5h 236s~S 66 2h 236k-k
632146S 7H 7H RRC j.s j.h j.d
Plus what's briskets
What’s poppin
Yea agreed lmao
Halo constructive criticism of the day
Halo 3 was buns because it severely lacked master chief chibi plushies💔
Halo 3 had no master chief it had sierra 117
No halo after reach is good
That implies that reach was good
Reach was the funniest take on the dirty dozen I’ve ever seen
I've enjoyed them all so far
W
Rogue one was one of the worst versions of the dirty dozen I’ve seen, although the one with Myrna Loy was pretty bad too.
Unggoy farmer Kat cameo real coming 2026
wroooong
Reach is good
wroooong x2
Great story and great multipl
Bad writing💕
the multiplayer sucked and if I'm being nice the story wasn't great
they just killed off the characters for the sake of killing them
Me who is also called Mister Serious
and they did it badly
They killed off all the characters because they all died
also broke their own existing lore which just bugs me so much
The whole point of reach was sacrifice
Of course the dude who has probably 2k hours in infinite the worst halo of them all would think reach is bad
I bet you weren’t alive when reach came out
i think infinite has one of the worst stories so nice one
I played reach when it came out, nice onee
Crazy statement but okay
Atp that isnt constructive criticism of his arguments
Reach had the best multiplayer besides halo 3 on the Xbox 360
It only bugs you cause Halo infinite had ONE dead spartan. 🤡
what
did we miss the part where all the Spartans we met were dead or die in our arms
Audio logs also makes this a large number….
That was true on my trip to Sparta too. No matter how man I dug up, they were all dead.
reach had mostly bad maps, none of them looked good either and bloom
only thing it has going for it is custom games
Damn you really didn’t play the early halos one Xbox 360
I just told you I did lmao
Only good thing about reach is the cool shirts
Makes me look metal and punk when I wear it
@obsidian wyvern how old are you
are we trying to say I'm lying because of my age
Let's not ask those kinds of personal questions please
Don't ask for personal info.
halo 3 was my first video game on the 360
Revenant was born 4 days ago
Welcome to this world, revenant
thanks 🫡
mine was hexic
It came installed
I had to search that up but I feel like I've played it
Bloom sucks on everything so I'm guessing your not in you're thirties if you played 360 reach
I’m starting to understand why halo has gone down hill now lol
Hexic is a 2003 tile-matching puzzle video game developed by Carbonated Games for various platforms. In Hexic, the player tries to rotate hexagonal tiles to create certain patterns. The game is available on Windows, Xbox 360, Windows Phone and the web. Many clones are available for Android and iOS. The game was designed by Alexey Pajitnov, best ...
This discord kinda confirms it
It was installed on all the orignal 360s
yeah bloom sucks on everything, but it was especially bad in reach
what does this mean though
Why was my first thought those square gummies I ate 4 days ago 💔
I am more surprised that Hexic was made by Alexey Pajitnov. The same person who made Tetris.
Tetris movie was fun
It means you played reach MCC and not 360
bro I just said MULTIPLE TIMES I've played it on the 360
I'm pretty sure I have my disc somewhere here
Considering he should've been a billionaire for the gift of Tetris alone
I have dementia
I have
D
What was I talking about again?
Anyways let's hope the next Halo game wouldn't be crap
There hasn't been a bad one yet, so you shouldn't worry.
H4? H5?
yeah, I played those. Both better than h3
Not everyone dislikes these games
this was my second copy actually
Holy smokes…. TRUTH NUKE!
Well, he didn't get some money pay or earns later until 1990s when he moved to U.S. If you watch the Gaming Historian on Tetris, it's interesting.
New games no longer have silly gamer manuals and it breaks my tiny heart
To be honest though h3 had a good ending except for didact killing off a city and cortana shutting off a entire planets power supply
Turn off the ping
How so?
That wasn't halo 3, that was halo 4
Halo 3 ending is easy to remember
The chief takes a cat nap at the end
Wish games still had manuals. Both physical and digital.
I was surprised to find the manual in there
Me 2 king
I love those things
I gave most of my discs away, I kept the ones that had backwards compatibility with the Xbox one
I think most games ended up getting it anyway, but reach was the only halo to have it when I bought the xb1
At least humanity survived but then didact and cortana killing dozens of humans and using them against hunans
wow bad guy does bad things, shocker
Cortana being a little bit quirky(blows up training station in a silly way) doesn't surprise me
You should probably know that kind of thing gets boring naturally
oh man, I hope my bad guy starts doing good things
Cortana redemption arc ew
like destroying reach!
Based
WHILST DRIFTING OVER IT
If you have seen manuals from Nintendo both NES and SNES games, they have lots of pages. Even the first Zelda game manual was a mini strategy guide
that is a cool moment I will always have to give to reach
Throw it into a Sun
🙏
you get a few guardians to turn into a mech sort of thing and then they might have enough power to throw the planet
I think Reach looks better that way
Vaporized
Lol nah let the Banished turn into a advanced grunt mech
Every single member of the banished are gonna fuse together Dragon Ball Z style??
What dragon ball you been watching >~>
Only for them to being beaten by Jay Sherman from The Critic.
The cool one where I jump for joy every time someone yells “peas and carrots!!!!!”

we need more hall fans tbh
I love halls!
You can walk down them, sing in them, hang around. Great for, like, adding doors and stuff too. Really cool
For example... Minecraft
Especially when it's the season to be jolly
I got my set almost done in reach :3
I just need like 20 more levels in MCC
then I'ma get money and buy the infinite pass and grind it too
Do y’all know what the beat way to level up is
in which game
if you don't have weeklies to do just do the 20 min firefights in MCC is what I'm told
Halo infinite
in infinite same thing just so grunt or heroic grunt firefight
K
🤨
@dusty peak none of whatever that was
You don't like spreading awareness of current event?
To keep basically a eye out
I like the new name lol
deck the halls with bunch of candy... wait, those are cursed lyrics.
how of many of y'all saw your malls and supermarkets with halloween decor?
Again, modmail or not at all
How apt a nickname

winning
Man
You just got egoed
Evil warhammer
How do we feel about Judgment Halls
I usually want to deck them.
What do you guys think about halo wars 1 story
10/10
Anders went from Beijing accent to ABC accent between the games
i miss serena 😔
I need help, I playing ranked and I'm currently plat 4, but I keep getting teamed up with people under diamond, can someone tell me how those players are getting in my lobbies?
Hi
Sup Gojo
Hy !
Smurfs in stacked teams ruin the game
okay is there a reason that my friends list isn't showing up on mcc after this update?
They all unfriended you
Oof
Worst childhood ever went to play cod
I kinda figure thats what it might be, but a lot of the times its my teammates and they suck real bad
Cod was good, now it isnt sadly
Ehr ehr ehr ehr ehr ehr ehr
(translation)
Do you wanna have a bad time
Sorry I had to cash in my three daily undertale references
I giggled a bit
Smurfs in stacked teams make you have bad teammates
Hey how come the game stopped giving me spartan points for completing matches?
Is that supposed to happen
No
Morning people of Halo
There's a daily limit
Good morning
is the fall of reach a good starting point
ive never played any games or watched the show
What?
50 matches per day iirc
something like that
start with which game sounds the coolest
Buy halo mcc then play halo ce halo 2 halo 3 halo 3 odst halo reach and halo four in that order
If you really enjoy the setting I then suggest playing halo wars 1 and 2 after that then playing infinite
Halo 5 is kinda meh and you can just watch a recap video for it without wasting money on it
Oh ok
eh playing in order isn't the best idea
ce feels dated in comparison to newer stuff
So?
Its's difficult yeah but it establishes alot of stuff about the story of Halo
I'd say CE is fun
I don't like it much
It can feel like a bit of a slog compared to the other halos but i think thats only after you play through them all
true
Playing halo in the release order was how alot of diehard fans did it and imo really helps keep the love for characters, playing three before halo 1 and 2 wouldn't feel right to me
So did I but I prefer playing it last
It's a great series ender but feels incomplete without the knowledge halo ce and 2 give you
My first Halo was Infinite
I don't understand what is going on, but I liked gameplay
And then I met with other Halo titles
I'm glad we have new friends from infinite
If you want to know more about the banished play halo wars 2
I already did it
In last year
Every Halo campaign did in legendary
Oh dang
I've only done ODST and Reach on legendary
2 and 3 I did on heroic and everything else on normal
ODST easiest campaign on legendary, at least for me, I don't know about others, but it's really easy
yo guys I was playing Halo 2 and noticed something
in the cutscene where miranda gets the index, during the part where she unloads her smgs on the Arbiter his injured sound is one of the Mendoza injured sounds

idk i don’t rlly play games like that
It really is. If you play the old to newer, you'll get used to the controls as you go on
Really?
nope
Hi guys! New to this discord, looks like it’s active and a lot of fans. Just got a Xbox after years of Nintendo and PS. Is Halo still a popular franchise?
Still fairly popular I'd say, yeah.
Hello everyone..
its fun
Play it
Eva in 4k makes it worth $80
I need a real odst suit
Yes I'm serious
Idk if it's a one off glitch or what
Halo infinite is easy as hell with the tank gun
Master Chief mind telling me what are you doing in this chat
You said it on right time, when i already finished Infinite in every way possible
And when i first played it, i didn't know about it
I learned about the tank gun very early so I used it to beat halo infinite on legendary
Itraus didn't hear me loll
Oh I heard, puny human, I just chose to ignore

Ello
It's also super helpful on LASO as well (So long as you don't accidentally lose it like I did)
I lost it and restarted my run on legendary
Question though what is a LASO run
Legendary All Skulls On
Infinite's LASO is by far the easiest to do because of the tank cannon and Bandanna
When I did it I used the tank gun and a energy sword
Made the game easier
The hardest mission where the ones I don't have cover in
The Duelist Energy Sword especially useful for the movement speed buff it gives you
And if you were unlucky like me, a SPNKr is a good substitute to the tank cannon
Yeah I used it for a bit when I lost it during the fight with escharum
I didn't use it at all lol
Oh I lost it long before that fight
I've only ever used the tank gun in multiplayer
All bad
I hate halo infinite vehicle durability
Cindershot with boom skull = easy win
anyone interested to play campaign?
If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:
#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
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#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
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#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
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#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims
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Dude why is it impossible to find a game on mcc
I’ve been matchmaking for like 3 minutes
everyone plays with mods on
bruh
speaking of mods
im starting yet another halo vr mod focusing on reach first. dm me if you would like to help the project. github is called MCCVR.
figured i should try where people like halo first
3 minutes lol
Aura
Can you just make this your profile image
might as well at this point
Ned a version where it's Master Chief
Skyfi get to work
This one?
Hello everyone
I feel like I’m being ‘Get Smart’d’ in this image
Im so sleepy I read this as ‘get smurfed’
How freaky are u master freak🤨
I put soy sauce in my tuna salad
I think that is worth for a death sentence
I’m beginning to love this franchise. Just started playing the first game in the master chief collection. Any tips going forward? Is halo mostly the campaigns or is the main thing the multiplayer?
Y'all don't understand my vision
Bro must be put down for the heresy they speaks
king shark? you here???
Both I believe
This one?
SKATE! good game
Awesome and welcome! 
I would say keep playing through the campaigns in release order, generally the most recommended experience. In terms of multiplayer, Halo Infinite is the latest released and is free to play, worth a try to see what you think :)
They have that in 80$ labubu form veo
That's where I've been the past few weeks. Launch has been crazy. Also, y'all 🥹
I was never really good at multiplayer FPS:s. but I’ve always had the impression that halo has a rich lore
lool $80???
It's such a cool feeling isn't it? 😄
Yeah 80 smeckles for the not knockoff labubu second hand blind boxes
Halo definitely has rich lore especially reading the books though sometimes old books lore have been changed with new books and games
wait huh?
congrats Skyfi!!!
But halo infinite is the best one if you want to play halo multiplayer or is any other game more recommended?
Love love love halo infinate
Dats me! I made it to the credits of a big game release. I still have no clue how or why I'm there, but I am 
Halo infinite or I believe MCC
pretty sweet, congrats!
Ok but what do we need here now? I'll stop trolling with the skill issue (for now)
We need more master chief chibi plushies
need master chief legos also
I'm surprised we don't have one already!
not having halo legos is such a fumble
why he sad
That's what I thought
No Cortana 😔
He's just like me fr (bad posture)
poor guy 😔
The next scene he gets her though
Its from the intro scene where Halsey explains how mentally ill her Spartans are
Hey do not underestimate them and most importantly do not. Underestimate HIM
Master Chief from the Halo 4 Prologue cutscene looks like a basketball player waiting for his turn to play
When you get benched for a worse player
when you get killed for the sniper and they end up missing all 8 shots
I never did king
I will number underestimate the Chief(’s plot armor)
Church🤨
The chief will always win because he is just that skilled (main character skills)
They call it luck
I call it divine intervention
By the precursors
Evening people of Halo
It's barely morning for me
Me
You're the guy stealing my weapons every match?
Its barely morning and im already thinking about Brunch, and Lunch, and a after lunch snack, and linner… and another snack
Yea because I need those clips man
What clips
People like you can't aim to save your lives
Woah woah buddy 😂
Sorry i just really hate having people steal my optimized loadout
Maybe you should check my halo infinite, mcc, and halo 5 stats before saying that lmao
Dawg I was making a joke lmao
Oh
Well anyways lol
Oh i was curious I noticed halo infinite had like an action figure line and was curious if they did a toy of Briglard
not that I'm aware of
This is pretty cool, for anyone interested in Flashpoint:
https://www.wargamer.com/halo-flashpoint/live-discord-ama-giveaway-mantic-games
Definitely a good reason why I left infinite
Happens in every halo my friend
Yep, because halo casual gaming has died 🤣
I feel like that would only happen in casual halo lmao
lol
also I don't wanna see how the halo championships waits 50 seconds to show a reveal
Another dentist appointment, another "everything looks great!" 
Also, I am so embarrassed that I forgot to post pictures from two of my lunches last weekend. 
Ever tried or had a Tonkatsu? It is a deep fried pork cutlet.
Ramen dattebayo
Bro does not play action sack
barley anyone plays that in mcc and mostly filled with trolls, just to prove you're point.
Night people of Halo
Infinite exists too btw
Icl bout 5
so i know most of the soundrtacks in this video but the third one in it i do not recognize can someone inform meh of its name
isn't infinite a sweatcon?
Im a casual gamer, I barely (really never) play ranked
Ive been having fun with Infinite since launch
I wouldnt say its a sweaty game unless you get in a game with XR8 or anyone notable
Not XR8, whatever that youtuber name is
lol you probably never realized that hundreds of clans, pros and streamers are not in ranked
I have, I meet them all the time but they arent all that
I was in a clan a few years ago, In infinite
If you had mentioned SBMM that'd shut me up, if you play good you go against players who would supposedly match how you played the game before
Thats a valid excuse
But if you keep losing you'll go against and match with newbs
fair point, but we all know that we would still lose because the streamers will lose and be in the same game lobby as newbs, so not really fair where you keep going against the same person hm?
isn't that MCC's ranked
or MCC 3's lobbies
*3 and reach
I guess so
I find 3's multiplayer fun but that playerbase is in a state of
I don't know how I'd describe it besides a self destructive cycle?
something that inevitably happens with low player count multiplayer games
a new player tries to join in and gets met with nothing but sweats, then that new player leaves the multiplayer scene forever because they had a bad experience. This guarantees that new faces aren't gonna join in, and causes more harm than good
this is a problem that I have no idea how one solves besides trying to get player counts back up in the long term, but that's extremely hard to do
I only know this because I experienced it thousands upon the games I tried to get good at
Everyone sucks in infinite anyways
No that's just projection brochacho
Nah everyone is horrible
You jusr said everyone sucks
hi

Waddup
Yea I got fake 2400s on my team what do you expect
anyone wanna coop campaign
2400s? What are those
Onyx
https://halotracker.com/halo-infinite/match/658d19f5-743a-4282-894e-fbd99b631475 explain how this game is my fault lmao
If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:
#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims
Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.
Yall just didnt hold the hill
Simply put 
LMAO
🤦♂️
I have more kills and hill time than the pro on the other team but we didn’t hold hill? Hmmm
xlr8 cmon
If none of yall are working together, than its everyone's fault
Aegis is right though you're team didn't work together to hold hill
I was one letter off, plus I figured out afterwards 🥹
Im being referred as Aegis
Im replacing him 
Lol full names bothers me
Ok Reava The Butcher!
XD

You’re right man you should’ve been on my team dawg
Gosh I love Halo so much.
Just rereading about Halo 4 and Halo 5 and then Halo Infinites events make me pretty happy to see all of its progression.
I wonder what’s in store for us next 💭
Burh this update boke some mcc mods
his point is that they're not working as a team because they're not actually supposed to be ranked that high
they don't know how to play lol
What'd they do? Farm?
I gotta check stats again but didn't they go negative
I think i saw a - yea
Crazy
I've been reading it's really easy to get boosted now
now being the last year or so lol
I already relieved my burden on infinite so no thanks
I have a feeling you'd do worse for his team
Funny, cause I did alot of more supportive letting my teammates get the gear and helping them so by you saying I do worse. Thanks for the advice I clearly didn't ask for
Womp womp
Oh my scallop
The way i’d eat all of that in one sitting and still ask for seconds
Ok shylily 😂
I read that as silly and got happy
I am very silly
I hope people recognize my silliness
definitely so lmao
silly slash pos
🤣
Anyway time to draw master chief in the form of the Surrealism art movement
Tonkatsu and Chicken Katsu are some of my favorites, especially with Japanese savory beef curry.
It was divine. 
try a restaurant called Empire Buffet
I don’t live on the east coast but maybe when I go back to Maine for lobster fest next year I'll maybe check it out
Assuming that’s where Empire Buffet is (in Rhode Island)
Ah nvm, I live in a city of Mereno vally
Reading Tonkatsu alone made me drool 
i haven't seen him in a long time although I've gotten semi frequent matches with mint blitz (lmao) and sometimes a HS employee
I was curious does spartan records incorporate your firefight matches info your k/d ratio?
test to find out
I'm gonna assume yes because it says my k/d is 64/4.23
it does
nah, you're just too good.
Got my drivers permit today! Time to start getting my hours now.
Volunteering to be an unpaid chauffeur for the entire server is a bold choice
Pay me in credits
I don’t take SP
‘Unpaid’ you’re doing it for experience and exposure

halo
hey so i was thinking of making my own halo story on wattpad, will i need to get perm from someone at halo studios to do so?
You shall be paid in Trenchbirdcoins, nonfungible tokens of Trenchbird-themed cryptocurrency.
Hmmmmm enticing
You do not
alr ty so much!
perfect comeback to people on helldivers ranting on about democracy. say either "this violates the mantle of responsibility" or "you disrespect the great journey"

the weight of your heresy will stay your feet
So tuff gang 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
rock named tuff:
lol
Rock named ruff
P
Suppose thats a way to suddenly be danger close to eagle strikes
380 on your doorstep
or 3 miles away from your doorstep and it'll still somehow strike you
Im trying to cash my trenchbirdcoins out but the IRS are telling me i’m wanted for fraud and money laundering
-Message not found-
I might be cooked on ts one😔
Better call Saul
He's got 300 minutes a month
wagemaxxing
I’m getting my money up, not my funny up🔥🔥
Now im in prison someone please pay for my bond
sorry buddy ONI denied my permission
you're more likely to get out of warrant officer in Reach
When I find the person who made the trenchbirdcoin… oh man….
Chat
Lmao that Pirates GIF
I remember “watching” the entire first movie at my Uncle’s bar two months ago when I was celebrating my aunt’s birthday
To they take Trenchbirdcoin
Or should I send SP
I’ve put enough money into halo infinite that 343 will give me corporate protection and use their lawyers so I’m fine



Hey bros how's everyone been doing?
Warhammer fans when heresy is mentioned
Is there a traitorous Space Marine near by?
🤷♂️
slip pals
Is that game still alive
No idea
I play halo mcc on steam and there's about 3k to 4k players a day....would you say there's more on gamepass?
What did bro do that even O.N.I denined them
This is a tab bit scary to look at ngl
I am even scared to put the Tbaging mantis
couldn't borrow money
The game is still ongoing. Its momentum has slowed down about two years ago, but it is still going well.
I'll still be jammin everyday on mcc, I mess around with infinite, especially after invasion came out. But it just doesn't feel the same as reach thru ODST
Well ce to reach lmao
Grunt scared gif insert
Bean cheif is gonna get you
Don’t let the man keep you down
Should the mantis return to halo again?
Yes
Panda would be thrilled to see mantis back

Omg he looks like a younger version of Dwight from The Office
Halo Studios should just make Titanfall 3 at this point. Give us Mantises, Cyclopes, Collossi, Geyrions, etc. and have us play UNSC vs. an anti-UEG alliance of Gao, Meridian, Venezia, etc.
Lightly-augmented UNSC walker pilots vs. Janissaries
Halo studios should just make more halo ugly christmas sweaters
You're right but let me cook here
Now that the Created conflict is over, the independent colonies are eager to pilfer the remaining forerunner tech, as is the UNSC, and without the threat of Cortana's Guardians, conflict is bound to break out
It's a perfectly plausible story progression. You'd hardly have to suspend your disbelief.
My belief is 3,000 feet in the air as we speak

Alex Wakeford I KNOW you're reading this. Halo missed out on a Helldivers 2-esque experience but it's not too late to capture both the Titanfall and Halo audience with a single net while there's no competing product in sight

Howdy
Omg! The pilot! My day has been brightened!
how is everyones day
Bright
halo
...you sure this isn't BF6 or Battlefront with a Halo skin?
I love me some vehicles but your idea is far closer to those two games
I know what I've conceived, and it's not that
I mean plus- I'm pretty sure BF and Halo have far more in common
Battlefield
A cold sweat ran down my face
Pick up that MA5K and Sidekick, you're gonna rush down Locker 2560 like its 2013 again.
in 2013 I was playing Minecraft and roblox but… SIR YES SIR!!!
hello there
hi
Give the Janissaries and Oonsk pilots thruster packs and let em wall run. No character classes, no non-walker vehicles. Small player lobbies, not 12+ vs. 12+ chaos. Like Battle(field/front), some vehicles would be larger and more powerful than others, but would have some significant resource/gameplay restraint to keep them from dominating everything all the time
what they are talking about?
Anti-UEG forces could utilise black market weaponry, repurposed Covenant systems, and even Banished-manufactured armaments, while the UNSC can field the sophisticated hardware that their logistics structure can sustain, such as railguns and reverse-engineered forerunner technology
I'm screaming hopelessly into the void while wishing that nobody minds me doing so
‘Let them run’ paints a picture of wound-up toy cars in my head😭
Wind-up toy janissaries (real)
in 2013 I have no clue what I was doing
BF6/Battlefront but Halo....
I think I was busy being a child back then
yeah I wouldn't get diabetes for like 2 more years
Star Wars battlefront?
Yeah
Halo Battlefront would be so good
I mean it's a nice idea but idk if MSFT has a dev like DICE
running around as marines and spawning in as a Bullfrog ODST when you can 🗣️
Mischaracterisation. Slander. Defamation. Disinformation.
This is so true amen
I was 6 years old eating playdough and watching youtube videos on my 3ds
some people playing as special Spartans or Elites
I didn't know we invited Forerunner Monitors here
halo is actually perfect for a game like that
I agree, they could be included as factions in the UNSC, Covenant, Forerunners, and Flood.
Unacceptable. Unacceptable! that is absolutely unacceptable!

Guilty spark plush is real
Watch out
and now as heroes Master Chief, Noble Six, Thel 'Vadam and Atriox
Saying Atriox is a hero is…
Are you banished aligned?
noble six my beloved
erm yeah the Unsc killed my grandma (she was an insurrectionist)

