general-chat

[safe dawn]

LMAO

[fickle drift]

lol

[safe dawn]

What did I walk in on 🤣

[scenic latch]

I am many things, fraud is... wait, actually yes maybe I am

[fickle drift]

The tree guy isn’t saying his line.

[scenic latch]

Fruit

[floral pollen]

Shenanigans

[safe dawn]

You say the line then

[fickle drift]

You’re totally a fraud.

[fickle drift]

You dare me?

[safe dawn]

I double dog dare you

[scenic latch]

I can say the line, all I need is a credit card 😊

[fickle drift]

I

Am

[scenic latch]

SPIDER-MAN!

[fickle drift]

Groot.

[fickle drift]

That too! 🕷️🤟🕸️

[scenic latch]

Yo how much sugar have you had today

[fickle drift]

Like 1%

[safe dawn]

Not enough.

[lapis ivy]

Groot means firewood

[fickle drift]

Dang it, he’s a scammer!

[scenic latch]

My one weakness

[fickle drift]

I totally am the real deal. I came from Times Square earlier.

[fickle drift]

And axes too.

And chainsaws.

[hybrid plover]

some stuff prolly happening right now and your on discord

[fickle drift]

And beavers. 🦫

[scenic latch]

Silly animals

They can't stand the noise of flowing water

[fickle drift]

There’s not! Im bored! 🥱

I am groot

[scenic latch]

I am out

[floral pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-distraction-dance-henry-stickmin-fortnite-gif-26121829

[fickle drift]

🤢

[warm jolt]

Anyone trying to play?!

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[waxen rose]

The guy from!!! The guy!! He’s!!! From!!! Fortn-

[idle plume]

Groot

[fickle drift]

I’m the guy from Fortnite too! 🥲

[waxen rose]

Spider man…

[fickle drift]

Actually it’s Spider-Man. There’s a hyphen. 🤓

[waxen rose]

Ain't no hyphen stopping me.

[fickle drift]

How dare ya Master Freak!

[waxen rose]

Blargg

[fickle drift]

[lapis ivy]

Hey it's Groot get the marshmallows

[true vigil]

Master freak is such a sick name

[waxen rose]

Is it
Idk

[true vigil]

Maybe a bit too freaky

[waxen rose]

its a Sunday
We wait till Monday

[true vigil]

Actually its already Monday for me

[waxen rose]

Time to party hard, as Andrew W.K.’s song would say

[true vigil]

Who is partying on a Monday

[waxen rose]

Cool people who have the day off work

[faint mantle]

Weekend-shift nurses and doctors then?

[waxen rose]

Those are the people I’d party with
They're mostly nice

[idle plume]

Jobless people

[waxen rose]

J*b application jumpscare

[steady jolt]

Monday is a public holiday for me

[waxen rose]

The Garfields hate to see it

[idle plume]

welp fantastic 4 in 3days

[faint mantle]

fr?

[waxen rose]

Me and my dad are looking forward to the new Heman movie coming out next year

[idle plume]

Yeah July 24

[faint mantle]

Oh shoot you're right

Comes out July 23rd

I need to call a friend

[idle plume]

I hope it's peak

[finite ridge]

Weren’t you in Arby Bowl?

[waxen rose]

Da baby has powers yay or nay

[idle plume]

asking if Franklin Richards has powers... 🤪

Yes

[desert grail]

Sup

[waxen rose]

The only Fantastic Four I know are the aliens

[hybrid plover]

bruh

i’m so excited for fantastic 4

[median hatch]

I cannot imagine caring about a marvel movie after the peak that was superman

[hybrid plover]

that was my ish as a kid

[fickle drift]

A what now?

[fickle drift]

Can’t wait for it too! Can’t believe it’s releasing this week! 🔥

[finite ridge]

If you don’t remember, I guess not. Your name is just similar to someone else’s

Lmao my bad

[fickle drift]

You’re good dude. 🕷️👍

[digital tangle]

Is halo infinite really infinite? 🤔

[fickle drift]

Nah. The 10 year plan wasn’t. ☠️

[digital tangle]

SO IT IS LIES AND DECEIT!

[fickle drift]

“The prophets have betrayed us.”

[lapis ivy]

What kind of holiday?

[digital tangle]

Anything your heart desires.

[fickle drift]

It’s MonDAY.

[plain sandal]

NOW

[digital tangle]

Why's the A in my name upside down

[steady jolt]

Ignore trolls in future please

Report them to modmail

[digital tangle]

Has he been banished?

[waxen rose]

I could go for some Arby's gyros rn

[median hatch]

Real

[fickle drift]

I don’t think Arby sells bowls. You can ask them but I don’t think they’ll give them to you. Besides who eats at Arby’s anyways? Not a single soul I know. ☠️

[idle plume]

the next 10 years of Halo

idk when they said that but it's been 4 years since 2021 now

[fickle drift]

The next 10 years of battle passes it seems lol

[fickle drift]

Come on, they’re fun to deal with lol.

[fickle drift]

Looks like these two are the only human souls I know now that eat at Arby’s lol.

[lapis ivy]

The more you deal with them the more they don't shut up

@fickle drift

[fickle drift]

Trueeeeeeee. My bad lol

[steady jolt]

Let staff handle them. Giving them attention just makes our jobs harder

[fickle drift]

Also true!

[fickle drift]

By the way? Do the staff get free recon? 🧐

[steady jolt]

Nope

[fickle drift]

Dang. That’s a rip-off.

[idle plume]

the future of gaming

[fickle drift]

Unfortunately pal.

Which is worse though, Arby’s or Taco Bell?

[idle plume]

idk what Arby's is so im going with that

[median hatch]

I dont really eat fast food

[idle plume]

I tried Taco Bell once

[fickle drift]

You never heard of Arby’s?

[idle plume]

I am not American

[fickle drift]

I get it, you’re from Antarctica because you’re a Penguin lover! 🕷️👍

[idle plume]

we have McDonalds over here tho

[fickle drift]

At Antarctica!?! I never knew they had them over there? lol.

[median hatch]

@fickle drift How have you been dominating this chat all day

[fickle drift]

I’m just build different pal lol.

🏋️‍♂️

[fickle drift]

lol

You know, one thing I’m happy about with Halo Infinite is that they added Hayabusa back. That was pretty fire of 343 to do.

[waxen rose]

Their crunchwrap supreme is the only thing I like that they have

[finite ridge]

Real lmao

[fickle drift]

I had like one taco from Taco Bell years ago. It was good. Thank god it didn’t lead me to the toilet of “Doom” that the usual Taco Bell lovers go too. ☠️

[finite ridge]

So sad that the high potential the game had got absolutely canned

[fickle drift]

It’s a canon event. ☠️

I’m just glad the battle passes are free now. Sucks that they’re battle passes in general.

[waxen rose]

Fortnite battle pass: the song

[fickle drift]

I have this friend of mine that enjoys anchovies on Pizza. I think bro is on crack because there’s no way he would possibly eat that.

[waxen rose]

At least it isnt pineapple

[fickle drift]

Bro is the true Master Freak for liking that. 😂

[fickle drift]

I think that would be worse than pineapple.

[waxen rose]

I hate pineapple. No matter what it's on. They call me Pineapple Hater #1

Spongebobs’ house better watch out for me

[finite ridge]

Yeah but they’re using fomo which is something else they lied about. They said before launch you could always access the passes except for the little 1 week long 10 tier freebies

[fickle drift]

Don’t judge me pal but I had this random pineapple sauce on a Turkey Burger and it was good. It’s also good on crispy shrimp. 🤷‍♂️

[waxen rose]

Putting you on my ‘evil pineapple liker’ list

[fickle drift]

So be it pal. 😂

[finite ridge]

But yeah I guess the f2p Halo game was doomed from the start

[fickle drift]

I miss the old Bungie days of free customization.

[fickle drift]

I think the Halo 5 multiplayer is honestly better. At least it didn’t take 2 years to add Infection. ☠️

I still enjoy Infinite. It’s just feels weird to me for some reason.

[finite ridge]

Everyone except the shills do. Actually I take that back. Even the shills do, they just can’t admit it. Lmao

[finite ridge]

Real. Halo 5 was peak multiplayer in terms of fun derived from gameplay

[fickle drift]

What are the shills? Never heard that term before. My apologies?

[finite ridge]

It’s fun, but long term enjoyment and engagement are not there

[waxen rose]

Bungie more like growing as a indivigual and moving on from past companies while being able to both give constructive criticism and enjoy it somewhat despite its flaws

[fickle drift]

I felt engaged when trying to get Hayabusa. They just need to add campaign dlc or new enemies. At least Warzone kinda did that back almost 10 years ago.

[finite ridge]

In general it’s people that defend something to a fault beyond any logic or reason because they’re endorsed to do so

[fickle drift]

You know what, they need to add Warzone back. That was the bomb. Having to fight aliens & players at the same time was super cool.

[fickle drift]

Sounds like an average Twitter user.

[waxen rose]

Twitter brain worm

[finite ridge]

They’re slowly adding better game modes but they still don’t have something super cool like Warzone or Invasion. Of course they won’t have real invasion until they put elites in the game but we all know there’s a slim chance of that happening. I can’t believe it’s been 3 games and they still can’t do that. Probably the most fan requested feature and still no dice. It’s been a thing since 2004. How hard is it to implement? Lmao

[waxen rose]

I think implementing anything is pretty hard

[karmic jay]

So does anyone want to listen to my game idea?

[fickle drift]

I had this Hatsune-Miku Twitter hater getting mad at me for questioning the ending to Squid Game two weeks ago. It was just a question, wasn’t that deep pal. lol

[karmic jay]

It's basically a mix of Primal Carnage and Halo

[waxen rose]

You already know their character if they hate Hatsune Miku smh

[karmic jay]

With some of Smash Bros, Sonic Frontiers and Ultrakill thrown in for good measure

[fickle drift]

Nah they enjoyed the character since they had them as the profile pic, I was just referring to them as a hater since they were being one lol.

[waxen rose]

The newest Squid Game ending seemed cheap but idk thats my opinion ig

[fickle drift]

It was, I don’t wanna spoil it. But it got me annoyed lol

[fickle drift]

They’re just lazy.

[steady jolt]

They're really not

[fickle drift]

Do I get payed for listening? lol

[fickle drift]

My bad. They’re super duper lazy lol

[steady jolt]

They're not, I guarantee you that

[waxen rose]

theyre working on several big projects, they are working with the time they have

[finite ridge]

I guess so. It sucks that they spread themselves too thin to effectively manage any single project so when their multiple items hit the market window they’re all sub par. I guess covid really screwed up I finite dev time but at this point it’s been almost 5 years. How hard is it to get back on track when as far as we know, the CE remake is the only other confirmed project on the horizon?

[karmic jay]

Alr

Basically it's an Crossover game with two teams:

• A Team with Normal Dinosaurs and Humans
• A Team with Giant Mechs and Fantasy beasts

[waxen rose]

CE remake is a rumor

[fickle drift]

My bad, they’re super duper looper lazyyyyyyyyy! 😅

[steady jolt]

Can you not?

[fickle drift]

Come onnnnnnnnnn, just messsing with yaaaaaa.

[finite ridge]

Why do you feel the need to argue when he’s obviously pulling your leg?

[crude canopy]

hr

[fickle drift]

It be like that sometimes. Literally someone earlier thought I hated Reach for saying Noble Six is still alive in a cave? Idk where they got that thought from but it’s okay. lol

[steady jolt]

The amount of times people are serious about it

[median hatch]

In all fairness, you have been messing with people in here for like 10 hours

[finite ridge]

Even if that were the case, it’s not like there’s anything wrong with saying that they’re lazy. Considering how things are right now, there’s plenty of people that would agree.

[fickle drift]

In all fairness, I’m just joking with you guys. It’s literally not that deep and I’m just being silly.

[idle plume]

who is what now

[waxen rose]

Underpaid workers being called lazy for being stretched thin is always a good stance

[median hatch]

I think its clear that Halo studios, and microsoft as a whole are probably more concerned with hitting the right notes in the future than repairing infinite

[steady jolt]

Lazy is pretty much never the answer

[median hatch]

I think we should pride the infinite team for all they are doing

[karmic jay]

The Dino and Human teams are actually weaker, and thus have to rely on hiding places from the Map

[fickle drift]

In any case, I’m the most lazy one here lol.

[idle plume]

I think Microsoft is focused on making more money in other more succesful titles

[karmic jay]

Using the enviroment to their advantage

Whilst the Mech and Monster team can simply overpower the human and dino team through brute force

[waxen rose]

Loud correct buzzer

[finite ridge]

Those are all fair points, all I’m saying is that it’s not a good use of energy to get upset over what could be considered a relatively harmless statement.

[median hatch]

If Halo fans spent as much time playing the games as they do complaining, they would be happier people

[finite ridge]

Like the less you engage with it, the less it’s going to get said.

[waxen rose]

Im in the drama queen contest and my competition is a Halo fan

[fickle drift]

I appreciate the assist man. Sometimes people get upset and that’s okay. Just gotta clear up the air and make it right. If not, then it’s totally fine. 🕷️👍

[idle plume]

don't you guys feel bored playing the same more than 4 years

[fickle drift]

Nah

[median hatch]

Nope Ive been playing CE multiplayer since I was like 5 or 6 bro

[blazing cave]

I love Halo

[waxen rose]

I am patient

[fickle drift]

Same with Halo 3 lol

[median hatch]

There has never been a bad halo game 🔥

[fickle drift]

That’s cool! Do I get payed now for listening? lol

[finite ridge]

Brother I’ve been playing at least one Halo game every day for the last 15 years. I don’t get bored easily. I’ve latched onto this franchise and I doubt there’s anything that’ll ever truly make me dislike it

[fickle drift]

Halooooooooooo 555555555555

[median hatch]

Not a bad game

[finite ridge]

Mid campaign but awesome multiplayer

[waxen rose]

Halo wars isnt bad but rn im struggling to beat it so I hate it (I dont really hate it)

[fickle drift]

At least the campaign since the marketing was a show on its own.

[steady jolt]

Nobody is upset here. Part of my job is to keep thing constructive, there's nothing constructive or help about calling devs lazy - especially if it's just trolling

[finite ridge]

Bro I’m down to help you with the campaign if that’s what you’re struggling with. I love Halo Wars so much

[median hatch]

If you cant grow to appreciate halo 5, idk if we live in diff worlds. Now that we arent stuck in that era it can be nice to look back on

[karmic jay]

Bankrupt :(

[waxen rose]

please I cant get past the 4th level where I gotta put people on a plane and save em😭

[fickle drift]

Did everyone press send at the same time? That was funny lol.

[median hatch]

That one is hard asf when youre new

[fickle drift]

An explosion of text came out of nowhere lol.

[idle plume]

UE5 Halo is gonna be great

[waxen rose]

Me and my dad have been trying over and over for weeks and neither of us have beaten it

[fickle drift]

Dang it lol

[idle plume]

Minimum req: RTX 5090

[fickle drift]

Wasn’t trolling, being silly and lazy at the same time lol.

[median hatch]

Youve done a bit of trolling lets be real

[waxen rose]

I love halo 5!! Frederic-104 content!!

[fickle drift]

I wasn’t pal. Trust me.

Saying Noble Six is in a cave wasn’t trolling lol.

[median hatch]

BUCK CONTENT

[waxen rose]

WE LOVE BUCK

[median hatch]

I didnt say that was, you have been in chat messin with people all day long bro

[idle plume]

Buck was good in Superman

[waxen rose]

Wrong buck…

[idle plume]

Justice gang!

[fickle drift]

All I gotta say is believe what you want to believe.

I’ll continue to just be me. 🕷️👍

Plus Buck is the man and he needs to be in more Halo games.

[waxen rose]

We love you buck but your romance did suck in the books

[fickle drift]

No rizz lol.

[median hatch]

Would love for Buck, Lasky, Palmer, Arbiter, and Locke to return in a future title

[waxen rose]

Too much actually if you've read it

[fickle drift]

Too much negative rizz? lol

[waxen rose]

Captain Lasky is what I need right now to heal my heart

[fickle drift]

Bro is probably dead lol.

[median hatch]

Lasky being in so many audio logs in infinite heals me

[waxen rose]

Too much charisma when it comes to his now wife
Its a pretty shallow relationship at the start

[fickle drift]

We need a Spartan Locke redemption arc. ☠️

[waxen rose]

Redemption from what

[median hatch]

Locke did nothing wrong

[fickle drift]

Terrible writing.

[idle plume]

Lasky should be in the next game

[fickle drift]

He should

[waxen rose]

Loud correct buzzer

[idle plume]

They ran out of budget to include more characters in Infinite

[fickle drift]

When can I get a loud correct buzzer? 🥲

[median hatch]

Lasky should be the next Keyes/Hood

[waxen rose]

He was doing his job
Master Chief is the one who literally assaulted a higher ranking officer

[idle plume]

Lasky is going to be admiral

[fickle drift]

He also should!

[idle plume]

But tbh Lasky first captaincy and he loses the Infinity. lol

[median hatch]

Locke was 100% in the right in Halo 5. Was the UNSC? No

[fickle drift]

Nah I get that, it’s just apparently people said he had bad writing.

[waxen rose]

Locke doesn't have enough voice lines for me to judge his writing

[fickle drift]

Apparently people also said he’s a bad character too.

[median hatch]

Have you played the game and formed your own opinion

[fickle drift]

Yes Captain Brice lol.

[median hatch]

Its just odd to state something, and when someone argues it, you deflect and say someone else said it

[finite ridge]

I get that, but it’s so tame compared to what could’ve been said and what is actually said on many different sites and even on different servers on Discord. I get you want to keep things positive but it’s just his opinion and it’s not some super incendiary or obscene stance. And instead of arguing and stoking the fire, you could help encourage a more constructive environment by teaching him the sandwich method for constructive criticism, in which you lead and end with things you like and put the thing you don’t like in the middle. If no one can ever say anything negative about the games or company ever, that’s just an echo chamber and doesn’t lead to very enriching discourse. This is of course my opinion and far be it from me to tell an admin how to operate, but I just think the response was not equal to the initial statement.

[fickle drift]

He’s a cool character that needs more screen time that has cool armor in my opinion.

[waxen rose]

I hope we get a Halsey and Palmer showdown in Halo 7

A very civil round table discussion 25-minute unskippable cutscene

[median hatch]

I think Halsey should die

[fickle drift]

Brice, all I gotta say to you is….

It is what it is lol.

[idle plume]

Yap

[waxen rose]

I aint reading allat

[median hatch]

Youre welcome or thank you or im sorry

[idle plume]

In Halo 7 I hope we see the cute marine again

[waxen rose]

Chip? I agree

[fickle drift]

I think Brice is my op in this server lol.

[fickle drift]

Chip from Sonic Unleashed? lol

[waxen rose]

Chip from CE anniversary

[median hatch]

I just think youre throwing around a bunch of random stuff all day when people are tryna constructively conversate

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[finite ridge]

I wish the new games portrayed her like the books do. She’s such a sympathetic character in the books from the beginning, really. Like she has the regret of ruining the lives of the 75 SII candidates selected hanging over her head for the rest of the books and it really makes her feel more endearing.

[median hatch]

Good 8:34 pm sir

[fickle drift]

Do you want me to go? I can go? I’m just being a silly goose? 🪿

[waxen rose]

Thanks wade for the daily time of day update

[fickle drift]

It wasn’t all day, it was just this evening lol.

[idle plume]

🪣

[waxen rose]

Halo 7 Fernando could work off Lasky’s character nicely guys i’m cooking with gas

[finite ridge]

That was not directed toward any of the 3 of you so by all means, as you were lmao

[fickle drift]

We need more Arbiter in the Halo games.

[idle plume]

I think Fernando should die

[median hatch]

You sent 217 messages in 4 hours

[waxen rose]

I dislike your opinion

[fickle drift]

Why are keeping track? 😂

[idle plume]

Chronically online

[median hatch]

Yes but also, his primary story arc is done. I dont think we need to beat him to death yk

Arbiter can be a nice side piece

[waxen rose]

Arbiter please sit this one out

[median hatch]

But he killed the prophets, ended the great journey, fulfilled his purpose

[waxen rose]

Cortana and the Arbiter’s story arcs are done plsplspls let it stay done

[safe mulch]

Hi there

So what is the deal with running this game on PC?

I keep starting it up and nothing

[fickle drift]

I think you’re stalking me now Brice. You’re the true Master Freak.

[blazing cave]

Cant find a game for S&D ranked 😭

[waxen rose]

Brice cant take my title
Or we’d have to battle in the Colosseum

[fickle drift]

Time to beat him to death!

[fickle drift]

Nah man, don’t worry, I touch grass lol.

[median hatch]

WHY DO YOU JUST MAKE PUNS SAY SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE RAAAAAGH

[waxen rose]

something productive

[fickle drift]

Why you always judging me! Let me live my life damn you!

[median hatch]

Superman and Batman are so much better than you

[fickle drift]

Yup, you’re my op for sure.

I sensed the hater energy as soon as you said “Halo 4 is better than Halo 3.”

[waxen rose]

It is though

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[median hatch]

Halo 3 is poorly written, the characters are bad, the levels retread themselves, and the guns feel worse than 2

[safe mulch]

what is the problem here

[median hatch]

Still an amazing game

Just kinda a dumb action movie of a game

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 reverting the arbiter to a one liner character broke my heart

[safe mulch]

🥲

[median hatch]

Same with Truth and Gravemind

[safe mulch]

why are y'all ignoring

[median hatch]

Theres a github fix somewhere one sec

[waxen rose]

I want my character to continue to question his culture and religion but no he must speak fire

[fickle drift]

You know what, I bet I can beat you guys at Uno.

[median hatch]

#general-chat message

[steady jolt]

If you need help, follow the bot instructions

[median hatch]

There you go

[fickle drift]

Because I’m defending my right as a Halo citizen.

[waxen rose]

Halo citizen
This aint a civilization

[median hatch]

This is a War.... a halo wars

[safe dawn]

what in the I plead the 5th

[median hatch]

Or maybe... a halo wars .... 2

[fickle drift]

How dare you say that!

[waxen rose]

I will be there Halo (4) you

[safe dawn]

These are wars. Halo Wars.*

[median hatch]

THere is also a halo.... its infinite... spartan... assault

[safe dawn]

this is just giving me flashbacks to taking geometry XD

[waxen rose]

Chad Chad ahh video ending chat rn💕

[median hatch]

Watching Installation00 like a boss

[safe dawn]

infinite points in a line

[waxen rose]

100%

[fickle drift]

Because you weren’t born in the Bungie civilization. You were born in the 343 caves with Golum from Lord of The Rings.

[safe dawn]

ayo don't diss the 343 games

[waxen rose]

You're right, I was born in Florida and not Bungie

[median hatch]

We are not accepting 343i hate

[fickle drift]

That’s it, I’m gonna do it.

You guys ready for it?

[safe dawn]

realizing I'm going to die cold alone and afraid on the hill of enjoying 4, 5, and infinite

[fickle drift]

Here we go!

[candid solar]

:>

[fickle drift]

Halo 5 sucks.

[waxen rose]

Bird!!

[candid solar]

Anyways, Seeker is the best armor and anyone saying otherwise is a coward.

[median hatch]

Nope

[fickle drift]

What’s that?

[safe dawn]

trenchbird here to be the common enemy once again

[waxen rose]

Mark V is the best fight me

[median hatch]

Im convinced you dont play halo

[safe dawn]

Air assault is UNDENIABLY the BEST armor series, I will DIE on this hill

[candid solar]

You'll run away, anyone against Seeker is a coward

[candid solar]

Sniped to death by the superior Seeker wearers

[waxen rose]

I cant run that fast 💔

[safe dawn]

nah, I land on them after parachuting out of the pelican like a boss

[fickle drift]

I have nothing to prove to you J Jonah Jameson!

[safe dawn]

Paratrooper spartans > normal spartans

[fickle drift]

Show me it because idk which armor is that lol

[candid solar]

No

[floral pollen]

Venator

[median hatch]

Im a big fan of the didactic armor in infinite

[safe dawn]

coffee machine armor.

[safe dawn]

is very mid

[floral pollen]

Peak*

[median hatch]

WOAH WOAH

[fickle drift]

Hold on, let me check it out on Google. Brb.

[safe dawn]

it literally only looks good in halo 4 and on chimera

[waxen rose]

Google it brah

[fickle drift]

I’m back. This guy is on crack.

[safe dawn]

mark 7 just does not work with venators design

[median hatch]

Mark 7>Mark 5

[floral pollen]

I love it on Mark VII ngl

[waxen rose]

I will fight you in the pit for this

[candid solar]

Venator is stinky and bad

[safe dawn]

its not that bad but it's not great either

[fickle drift]

You’re stinky bruh!

I forgot they made a Mark 7 lol.

[median hatch]

Security is my favorite set... gun me down

[median hatch]

How did you do this

[safe dawn]

ngl I was going to call venator by what it translates to in english, which is latin, but then I realized we already have another armor called hunter lol

[median hatch]

Its been like a decade

[waxen rose]

Fireing squad incoming!!1!

[safe dawn]

not even close

it hasn't even been half a decade since infinite released and mark 7 became well known

[fickle drift]

That’s something weird to think about. We have a Mark 7 now lol.

[waxen rose]

They made 7 Marks I feel bad for Mark

[fickle drift]

Looks like we can honestly agree about something. Security is cool.

[safe dawn]

don't feel bad for mark, he's fine

[waxen rose]

Phew!

[safe dawn]

gladly, loads MA40

[fickle drift]

Mark owes me $5.

[waxen rose]

Leave Mark alone

[fickle drift]

No

[safe dawn]

no I still gotta randomly call him to make sure he's still alive

(I actually knew a guy named mark, he was chill, mostly)

[fickle drift]

What happened to him?

[safe dawn]

I moved out of NY

[median hatch]

Applier

[safe dawn]

and the trip to NY from NJ is NOT one I am willing to make on a whim

[fickle drift]

Gotcha

[waxen rose]

The traffic is mind numbing

[safe dawn]

I just went back there yesterday to help my cousin move, I forgot how few fricks people give on the road in NY

I lived in NY for 12 years, it sucked to move, but its better... ish

the laws aren't AS stupid in NJ, still confusing, but not as stupid

[waxen rose]

I drove in Maine a few months back and I started to dissociate on the road and some lady turned in my lane with no signal the way I screamed 😭

[safe dawn]

yeah it be like that, I'm glad I didn't inherit my dads need to start cursing at cars that can't hear him when someone does something stupid on the road

[waxen rose]

I might be coming back next month for lobster fest💔

[fickle drift]

I drove to Antarctica once. That was coooooooool.

[waxen rose]

The way I start insulting other drivers knowing well they dont care and cant hear me

[safe dawn]

he'll be cursing his butt off and I'll just be like "Bro it's fine just chill" altho I won't say any of that bc apparently it's rude to ask your parents to calm down when they're being dumb

[waxen rose]

Sometimes you gotta hit other drivers with the thumbs down as you pass them

[hybrid plover]

why drive

[safe dawn]

idk what was wrong with that one but oh well

eh just won't say what I assume was the issue again, moving on

[meager linden]

No problem

[safe dawn]

I would do that but I need to disassociate my hands from where I'm looking lol, merging lanes is hard when you sometimes go the opposite way your looking while checking your blindspot

[waxen rose]

I’m turning now,
Good luck every body else!

[fickle drift]

Didn’t want to go by boat.

[fickle drift]

HE’S TURNING INTO A FLOOD!?!??!

[hybrid plover]

did you take a pj?

[safe dawn]

ngl at this point I'll just get a car with a blindspot mirror so I don't have to fight with it, bc I don't like not facing forwards in a car

[safe dawn]

REAL

bro some of the drivers who actually are like that tho are insane

[waxen rose]

One lady switched 4 lanes at once I gasped

[safe dawn]

like they be going 25-30 over the speed limit and cutting through traffic with no blinkers

[fickle drift]

No I didn’t take a PB & J with me.

[hybrid plover]

rookie mistake

[safe dawn]

"A bad driver never misses their turn"

I have unfortunately witnessed people like that

[fickle drift]

I know. 🥲

[median aspen]

Wassup

[hybrid plover]

“a good driver plows through the obstacles”

[safe dawn]

not much, just discussing bad drivers

[waxen rose]

The video of that one car stopping at a off ramp bc they missed it causing a huge pile up😭

[safe dawn]

😭

[median aspen]

Nice

[fickle drift]

That’s New York for ya

[safe dawn]

bro that's new jersey for you

[waxen rose]

I would do this but I dont have a 19 ton truck

[safe dawn]

12 years of New York wasn't even that bad compared to the people I've seen in NJ in the last 4 years

[fickle drift]

The bicyclists are worse.

[median aspen]

Ima country boy. Lol

[waxen rose]

Share the road smh

[safe dawn]

as a bicyclist myself I can say this is very true or completely untrue

[fickle drift]

😂

[waxen rose]

New Jersey aint country.

[median aspen]

Wdym?

[safe dawn]

you have me, who always goes to the side when he sees a car bc he has panic attacks at thinking about a car being behind him, or people who just say screw you and don't care what happens

[safe dawn]

yeah it is lol

[median aspen]

Don't live in new Jersey. Lol

[fickle drift]

New Jersey as a pet mascot. It’s called the Jersey Devil. I heard he’s super friendly.

[safe dawn]

country isn't just wide open roads with no towns

[median aspen]

Yessir

[waxen rose]

Things to visit in the country side
Corn fields
Corn fields
Cow fields
Corn fields

[median aspen]

I prefer to get things from town then find back to country

[safe dawn]

NJ has places like that 💀

[median aspen]

So i could get crazy

[fickle drift]

The UFO at the corn field.

[safe dawn]

you have clearly never been through jersey

[median aspen]

Drifting. Racing. Camping

[waxen rose]

Camping like RV camping 🔥🔥

[safe dawn]

we have that in jersey too XD

[waxen rose]

I have been to NJ fight me we will battle

[median aspen]

Strap on them over als Put a good dip in

[safe dawn]

every few nights I hear what sounds like people drag racing lmao, tire squealing, engine revving, teh whole thing

[safe dawn]

I've lived in NJ for the past like 4 years lol

I will win this fight

[median aspen]

And cracka cold one and pour it on back

[waxen rose]

“Aww man I really wish I could rub my tires raw on the pavement and spend 800$ on four new ones”

[median aspen]

I prefer dirt

[safe dawn]

I mean if you have the money it seems like a fun hobby lol

[waxen rose]

My brother tried to drift in my car and now he will never drive my car ever again💕

[safe dawn]

but I'd rather just get a 1980 mustang or a diesel HMMV (I think I spelled that right)

[median aspen]

Lol

[safe dawn]

there's a great spot to drift or drown where I live lol

[median aspen]

I prefer a 69 charger

[safe dawn]

valid

[fickle drift]

Bro thought he was Muscle Man from Regular Show. lol

[waxen rose]

Drifting in a VW Beetle doesn't make you look cool

[median aspen]

Pacificly orange with Confederate flag and license plate

[safe dawn]

there's a road that goes down to the lake, but it goes straight to the lake, like if you don't turn in time onto the road it's at a 90 degree angle on, you WILL go STRAIGHT into the lake

[waxen rose]

I've always wanted to swim and drive at the same time

[fickle drift]

I drive this around: 🏎️

[median aspen]

I really want a 69 charger... Like dukes of hazzatf

[safe dawn]

just join the US Navy and try and become a submarine pilot

[waxen rose]

I cant I eated it all

[safe dawn]

ngl I should really watch dukes of hazard to understand the references

[median aspen]

Its amazing

[safe dawn]

bro did not just singlehandedly eat the worlds strongest naval power 💀

[waxen rose]

I did what you gon do now

[safe dawn]

call in the crayon eaters to bomb you with the worlds (5th?) strongest air force

[waxen rose]

Marines when the shipment of red crayons are late

[safe dawn]

I find it amusing how of the top 10 air powers, the US is 3 of them lmao

[median aspen]

Lol

[safe dawn]

our defence budget is ballin rn

ngl if the defence budget was all directed into one program for 10 years, we could have mjolnir in like 7 probably

[median aspen]

Were gonna bomb iran again?

[safe dawn]

I say 7 because it takes time to actually manufacture and develop stuff lol

[safe dawn]

no lmao XD

[idle plume]

F-47

[median aspen]

Lol

[idle plume]

An armored suit would kinda be useless

[median aspen]

Ak 47:)

[safe dawn]

not really

[idle plume]

makes more sense if they develop androids or exo suits

[safe dawn]

also mjolnir is literally an armored exo suit....

[idle plume]

a Jihadi with an RPG can take one out man

[fickle drift]

That’s sick!

[safe dawn]

like if you actually look at it it's built around the skeleton specifically, which I find interesting

[idle plume]

spending 1 billion dollars on a titanium suit. waste

[median aspen]

IM EXPENSIVE:)

[safe dawn]

so can literally any other soldier with a weapon

[idle plume]

exactly. But you don't lose a billion dollar equipment

[safe dawn]

we spend that much on guns, the suit would be the better option lmao

improving survivability > improving killing ability, which would follow with increased survivability anyways

[idle plume]

If you gonna equip every soldier with suits costing as much as an F-22 it will be impossible

[safe dawn]

that would also never happen

[idle plume]

I think a better one would be Chappie soldiers

[safe dawn]

most of the stuff like mjolnir would be for special forces units, or select units like breachers who would need it

[idle plume]

Iron Man 2 plot

"Drone better" or something

[median aspen]

Lol

[safe dawn]

ngl tho, on the topic of drones vs infantry, I do want to see how defending against drones is going to evolve

[idle plume]

bat, gun, or hope the wind is strong

[median aspen]

I love guns

I love cowgirls and dirt roads to. Lo

[median aspen]

Yo

[fickle drift]

Bro’s trying to be Master Chief in that one Prophet mission in Halo 2 lol.

[median aspen]

Or Red vs blue

[drowsy coyote]

everytime i watch anything of halo 5 i wish it was on pc

that movement is so cool

[safe dawn]

it is with a small payment of $20 for gamepass ultimate, cloud play lets you run it on PC, but besides that the only PC version is the forge part, which is on PC for free I believe

[misty pond]

Is there any legal reasons why the full Halo 5 game is not natively on PC? Just curious. Or is it just because 343 / Halo studios or some other studio haven’t worked on a port to PC?

[floral pollen]

I believe it's just too much work for the studio to do on top of other projects rn

[misty pond]

Ok thank you for answering

[floral pollen]

Np

[waxen rose]

Average country song lyrics

[finite pewter]

I need Chips Dubbo as spartan

He's the real deal

[floral pollen]

Dubbo as a SIV would go hard

[waxen rose]

Chip comedic relief Spartan

[viral dune]

Can't let chip steal my job

[left sage]

chappie mentioned hell yeah

i LOVE chappie

[waxen rose]

Microwaving orange juice is considered a job?

[faint mantle]

Anything can be a job if it becomes your profession

[waxen rose]

Im a professional hater

[faint mantle]

Who pays you to hate others so much?

[obsidian wyvern]

me

[waxen rose]

See

[faint mantle]

Wow Dynf, Ikea's gotta pay real well if you've got that level of disposable income

[obsidian wyvern]

I just don't spend on anything else

[waxen rose]

don't fire me I'll hate on Halo CE better next time

[drowsy coyote]

Taking advantage of the fact most CE fans aren’t alive anymore to clapback

[waxen rose]

Are you saying CE fans are like 89 years old

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah look at aegis

[quaint kettle]

Guys, stop insulting the corpses

[obsidian wyvern]

damn
https://vxtwitter.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802?t=WmLfY5FP7OBRQ_ludm114Q&s=19

Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)

↪️ Replying to @jasonlk

.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 18, 2025, 4:48 AM

[waxen rose]

Tragedy

[faint mantle]

It truly is at the level of a junior dev

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-week-finding-nemo-shark-gif-12209021

[molten pelican]

how tf does it "panic" lol

[grave moss]

Is halo infinite multiplayer worth it?

[fickle drift]

Yeah if you’re dedicated to getting armor lol.

[worldly venture]

Im only diamond?

Ill be hero by 2030

[grave moss]

Is the gameplay actually fun?

[worldly venture]

Its pretty good

[fickle drift]

Yeah it is.

[fickle drift]

How long does it usually take?

[worldly venture]

Idk, a lot of ppl got it and I've been playing since launch

Id say im a casual lmao

[fickle drift]

They must have been grinding 24/7 lol.

[worldly venture]

There were some exploits at the beginning that made it easier, there was a bot mode that people used, and it hasn't came back since

[candid solar]

Anthropomorphizing the LLM is pretty common.

[fickle drift]

Dang they got rid of it? That’s stupid lol.

It was fun.

[worldly venture]

Yea it was getting abused, and ig they never wanted to add it back lol

Nowadays ppl just grind firefight, I heard grifball and whatever the circle game mode that came with this operation are good ways to grind too

Wouldn't know tho, I haven't been on my xbox in 3 months

[worldly sedge]

The path to Hero Rank is not an easy journey, it is full of bumps and smooth roads.

Should keep doing Gruntpocalypse over and over

[trim saddle]

Any Fiesta FF will do, that way it keeps it more than just grunts and you dont have to worry about ammo.

446 games in and I'm at Platinum Sergeant II on my firefight only account. I wonder how many other people have 2 hero accounts?

[robust briar]

Aww gif no work

[blazing cave]

Saw someone with only 2k+ games at Hero

[trim saddle]

It you average 5k xp per game, youll get hero in about 1700.

[steady jolt]

Wait, Earth was a Halo ring all along? 🤯
https://www.threads.com/@veskor_cassiopeia/post/DMXvY9yogkW

[trim saddle]

Its almost like they used natural references to make videogames

[hasty zinc]

even the birds can't get past the barrier 🤣

[molten pelican]

Someone walked 12 million blocks to take this photo

[jade gust]

We're just showing the barrier to the public now? We can't let them know what's on the other side

[molten pelican]

Theres a level in Minecraft story mode about that

[meager linden]

Far lands?

[molten pelican]

Kansas

[meager linden]

And...
Minecraft Story Mode is mentioned

[jade gust]

I heard of a farm boy from there. He was pretty super

[molten pelican]

Henry Cavill of course

[jade gust]

Nah, David Corenswet

[fickle drift]

Hi wade

[trim saddle]

Who all plays save the world mode in fortnite?

[fickle drift]

I use to

I played that before BR

[wise pecan]

It's Monday

[fickle drift]

Oh yeah

[hybrid plover]

rainy day

no work

[fickle drift]

@meager linden your favorite type of day

[meager linden]

Full opposite to my day
Hot as hell
Currently at work

[meager linden]

Lazy

[hybrid plover]

in the 90s?

supposed to hit 100 this week

here

[meager linden]

In here, it currently 24°C

[hybrid plover]

that’s not hot at all

that’d be 75f

[fickle drift]

Those are rookie numbers

[hybrid plover]

that’s what i cool my place to lol

ac is set to 73 but close enough

i need to work. this sucks

[past wind]

Bruh are the Banchees made out of Titanium or something? When I’m playing the 4th on ODST, I’m trying to blow them up with the tank and it takes +10 to take em out? Hello???

I’m currently playing ODST LASO and this sucks, am i that bad??

[hybrid plover]

gotta persevere

you’ll get better

[trim saddle]

75F is comfy 🤷🏻‍♂️

[hybrid plover]

i guess i’ll just binge Gen V

[fickle drift]

Great show

[hybrid plover]

just started. watched 3 eps last night 😭 super good tho

[fickle drift]

I’m ready for season 2

[hybrid plover]

i thought it was season 3?

that’s coming

it’s not DANGIT i thought i had more to catch up on

[trim saddle]

I want more Dr Stone

among several other series.

[fickle drift]

Didn’t realize season 2 is coming out in 2 months @hybrid plover

[hybrid plover]

ye just saw that also. hype

and new the boys is 2026 lol

[fickle drift]

Oh yeah

[hybrid plover]

i wonder how that would work canonically. like will gen v start right after season 4 of the boys?

[obsidian wyvern]

they already had some gen v characters at the end of season 4

I still need to watch that show but I'm too lazy

[hybrid plover]

yea. that’s mostly why i’m watching. i need the lore

[hybrid plover]

once you start you won’t be able to stop

[obsidian wyvern]

I watched ep1 and didn't continue lol

[hybrid plover]

WHAT

[fickle drift]

😂

[hybrid plover]

ep one is insane

it gets better tho let it cook

[forest lagoon]

So I don't like Superman generally speaking. I thoroughly enjoyed the new movie

[jade gust]

It's so good!!!

[fickle drift]

I mean hey all he has to do is not become the antagonist or level half a city and It’ll be better than most Superman media I’ve seen recently

[hearty flame]

Everyone likes to knock Snyder for that, as if the collateral damage wasn't the entire reason they tried to prosecute and kill Superman in the Snyder films

I'd love to see them continue the Knightmare story out of Snyder's universe and bring back Cavill as evil Superman against Corenswet's

It'd make for a great one-off crossover

[hasty zinc]

I'd like to see supes play fortnite

as himself

[fickle drift]

I did find it comical how they lampshaded the collateral in movies after that. Was a funny bit.

[hearty flame]

Fortnite is already in Marvel sorry DC can't have it now || /s ||

[hasty zinc]

dang it

[hearty flame]

The entire reason Batman did his thing was because Superman was dangerous but go off

[vagrant kettle]

Does anyone know how to turn off that stupid google ai overview

I hate it so much

[hasty zinc]

ask google AI

[nova echo]

just dont use google

[vagrant kettle]

What else am I going to use?

[hasty zinc]

bing

[nova echo]

i use brave as browser

[hearty flame]

Type in random website URLs until you get where you want to go

[nova echo]

and duckduckgo is the standard search engine

which i use, since i get the same content as google

except no ads

[hasty zinc]

oh then I won't use it

I like ads

[normal owl]

I hipfire

[nova echo]

interesting.

[vagrant kettle]

I swear to god if I find the exec who is forcing everyone to use this ai bs

[trim saddle]

I hear Internet Explorer has a good AI

[normal owl]

You'll be ok, it's not a big problem.

[hasty zinc]

the more ads the better

I love trying to close out ads with the little x and then getting redirected to a random website

[vagrant kettle]

It is on this device. 2 out of 3 times the overview doesn’t generate and it freezes everything.

[trim saddle]

I do love me some ads. Just watch utube for longer than 10mins.

[nova echo]

that is honestly so annoying

no real human could like such a thing

[trim saddle]

I enjoy seeing the same ad for that king tower defence game.

[hasty zinc]

the best part is when malwarebytes freaks out because I clicked the link, such a rush

[nova echo]

okay why do yall like ads, like what universe is this

[trim saddle]

Were using sarcasm.

Its a new AI bot.

[nova echo]

i figured lmao, me2

[hasty zinc]

I just got this. Amazing 👏

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/gracias-michael-scott-the-office-bow-gif-13926921

[meager linden]

I hate ads
Sometimes they even cover the half of the screen that I wanted to read with useful information about how to create own drone

[hasty zinc]

I guess the correct spelling would be ADs?

idk

or just Ads

[trim saddle]

Hipfire is a new term for STDs

[vagrant kettle]

Giggity goo, alllllright

[meager linden]

Oh no, not giggity

[nova echo]

my browser is working overtime blocking 10k ads after i searched up 2 things, and watched 1 youtube video

[trim saddle]

Yes hipfire is the anti-giggidy.

[fossil skiff]

Bane of my existence

[trim saddle]

Its a wonderful tactic they use, they put fake X's in the corners so people click on it.

[smoky wagon]

Heyyy heyy friends hope everyone has a great day 🍪🍪

[trim saddle]

Oh thanks for the cookie.

Theres one left, someone else grab it.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bArMR.gif

[fossil skiff]

Aegis have you ever seen the Banecat videos?

[fickle drift]

Give me a cookie!

[trim saddle]

I really enjoyed that movie and absolutely loved that bane.

[hybrid plover]

🕷️ 🧍‍♂️

who dis ^

[vagrant kettle]

Uhhhhh The Wonderful Arachnid-Male

Did I get it???

[jade gust]

Clearly it's the DC/Batman villain, Black Spider

[muted rose]

You ever notice in ai ads how they’re asking the model to do everything for them

That’s intentional

[hybrid plover]

yo thats awesome

[jade gust]

He literally attempts to kill a guy in front of his kid. He's anything but awesome

[hybrid plover]

sounds pretty awesome to me

[hasty zinc]

absolutely

[hasty zinc]

attempted to, but didn't. That should count for something. What a good guy

[vagrant kettle]

[rough thicket]

I got gold 3 after my ranked doubles placement games i think thats gotta be pretty good 🙏

[jade gust]

He was stopped by multiple heroes

[floral pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-discord-meme-halo-master-chief-halo-infinite-gif-24866624

[normal owl]

multiple heroes, so like a hero sandwich 🥪

[jade gust]

I had to double check the specific ones, it was Green Arrow and Artemis who saved the journalist he tried to kill

[floral pollen]

Attorney!
It's been a while

[normal owl]

The Glades, the precious oh-so-desirable Glades, the only part of the city worth fighting for apparently.

[normal owl]

Hope you've been well! Good to see you!

[trim saddle]

🌊

[floral pollen]

I've been alright
No internet for most of the month wasn't fun, but 😣

[waxen rose]

New Tyler the Creator album 🔥

[hybrid plover]

really is! thrilled

[waxen rose]

I like Ring Ring Ring a lot
Maybe because it feels like a lot of his other albums

[normal owl]

Glad you're back online with us now

[forest lagoon]

Sounds like a painful experience

[fickle drift]

Sounds like the 1980s

[trim saddle]

I sound like the 1980s

[elder nexus]

Just please leave me alone unless you’re God and you can actually help me

[fickle drift]

Well yeah you were born in the 1980s

Unc

[steady jolt]

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

[elder nexus]

Just leave me alone man. The only reason I texted you back in the first place is because I was feeling lonely. I don’t wanna talk anymore man 😒

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vniC.gif

[jade gust]

See, I don't text anyone, I just send psychic messages

[trim saddle]

Saying leave me alone in a public forum is an interesting tactic.

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-jerry-seinfeld-oh-well-bye-gif-13829783

[elder nexus]

I’m sorry, this message wasn’t for you all. This is just my way of getting things off my chest.

[trim saddle]

out of the blue too, no context whatsoever.

[fickle drift]

Love this movie

[steady jolt]

This isn't the place

[trim saddle]

Well I hope it all goes well for you, safe travels.

[elder nexus]

Very true

[waxen rose]

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my

[fickle drift]

Crazy

[waxen rose]

Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room…
A rubber room…

[fickle drift]

🗿

[waxen rose]

Not the rats! Again!

[trim saddle]

aw rats

[fossil skiff]

Found the Emperor of Mankind

[fickle drift]

Response unclear, a rat of comical proportions has been dispatched to your location.

[trim saddle]

MondoRat ™

[waxen rose]

Chat am I cooked?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-dr-who-david-tennant-what-shocked-gif-4170581

[meager linden]

Yes

[waxen rose]

Blocking someone isnt enough
I need them to vanish from my plane of existence

[trim saddle]

Depends if the rat prefers to prepare its food or not.

[waxen rose]

Rat muckbang im the next victim

[muted rose]

Warhammer reference

[fickle drift]

I Love warhammer

[trim saddle]

Rat Of Unusual Size

[jade gust]

Try secret and illegal pocket universe for all your enemies, it's basically as good

[waxen rose]

I could totally take him in a 1v1 fight

[jade gust]

I don't go there

[hasty zinc]

you had your chance, that was the H3 rat cosplay from HWC

[waxen rose]

dont bring a rat to a skillet fight

[obsidian wyvern]

seen this for the first time, funny things

[trim saddle]

I want that a hood ornament on my warthog

[waxen rose]

All my haters and enemies beware

[obsidian wyvern]

got to the hotel and instead of being offered a bottle, it was this jelly carton kinda thing

[fossil skiff]

“Jelly”

[waxen rose]

The inconspicuous carton of jelly is way too futuristic for me

[jade gust]

Consume the jelly

[obsidian wyvern]

it's just water lol

[jade gust]

Consume the weirdly packaged water

[obsidian wyvern]

packaged like that

[fossil skiff]

jelly water? what in tarnation

[meager linden]

What are we actually talking about?

[waxen rose]

Water jelly is an abomination against all things beautiful

[fossil skiff]

we must destroy it

[obsidian wyvern]

Nono there's no jelly, it's just packaged in what you'd usually find jelly in lol

[waxen rose]

burn it

burn the water

[fossil skiff]

boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew

[waxen rose]

Mashed water stew now

[fickle drift]

No idea

[hasty zinc]

can you add a little more jpeg please

[fossil skiff]

I think it could use a little more cowbell too

[meager linden]

What about the meat bouillon that was once water soup and turned to jelly in the fridge?
(And it's so tasty)

[waxen rose]

Jpeg
The image or the guy from minecraft

[hasty zinc]

I've got a fever

[waxen rose]

My brain cant make sense of this so a sense of dread overcame me

[fossil skiff]

A fever for more cowbell I hope.

[meager linden]

We call it simple, holodets

[fossil skiff]

The prescription? More COWBELL. 🤠

[waxen rose]

Dont eat the cowbell water jelly‼️

[storm veldt]

Hi!

[fickle drift]

So smart you

[floral pollen]

👋

[normal owl]

New company headshots came in and I am so relieved that I don't look completely terrible. That's a win.

[meager linden]

I wonder, which language you are learning so hard?

[hybrid plover]

sounds like 1980s

[trim saddle]

Welcome to the server.

[waxen rose]

Im surprised to see someone who still uses Duo

[trim saddle]

i think most people have moved onto Trio already.

[waxen rose]

Uno hates to hear it

[meager linden]

Good lovely night people of Halo

[fickle drift]

Dam

[winter flame]

all i can think is maybe its less plastic then a bottle and takes up less space in transport

so i guess good if you know 100% you arent refilling a bottle

i've noticed in general water bottles feel more flimsy which considering most people use them only once makes sense ig

[waxen rose]

personally I just drink water with my mind
It reduces the need for a bottle

[normal owl]

Outside of the tiny bubble of "not AI first!" social media engagement, it's doing great. Passed 10M paying subs, 46M daily active users, and 130M monthly active users.

[waxen rose]

I am that tiny bubble of AI haters and im not afraid to pop

[amber mason]

hi chief i used to goon to you

still do

[waxen rose]

WHAT????

😨

[amber mason]

we all looked up to Master Chief

[waxen rose]

Thanks… guy from mortal combat

[amber mason]

he was the John Cena of shooter games

[amber mason]

Scorpion from the Shirai Ryu

[waxen rose]

Get over here!

[amber mason]

although i main Sub Zero

[waxen rose]

New Mortal Combat movie soon

[amber mason]

looks aight

[amber mason]

he sucks btw

[waxen rose]

I don't care for the main character being an actor in the movie

[amber mason]

especially as Noob Saibot

he like Tony Snell

[obsidian wyvern]

welp

[waxen rose]

I played the game once when I was 7 so I haven't a clue whom you are taking about 💕

[amber mason]

so like Noob Saibot is suppose to be tuff

[obsidian wyvern]

my twitter is watching over my discord

[waxen rose]

HELP LOL

[amber mason]

can't say swear words in a halo server

how far have we fallen ?

[waxen rose]

Its pretty normal

[worldly venture]

Very

[waxen rose]

I've fallen and I can't get up💔

[fickle drift]

Old people

[autumn glacier]

Hi all how u all doing?

[vagrant charm]

Hellooo 👋

[autumn glacier]

How u doing

[faint mantle]

Dig yourself back up

[stoic flame]

Idk how many of y’all collect the Legacy Collection cards but a couple days ago I combined a Banished parallel of Noble Six on epack and I’m very happy lol

[faint mantle]

I only got these cards

[stoic flame]

Fancy

[trim saddle]

well, yeah you can play forge on there? I think custom games too i believe?

[round remnant]

who up for a game of wt?

[quaint kettle]

Ah, you dont know johnny cage then…

[round remnant]

.

[waxen rose]

I've fallen into a pit and I cant dig up

[trim saddle]

Check out the LFG channels we have here.

[waxen rose]

Too many people named John and Johnny for me to keep track of
Get a more unique name like…. bloodmoondestroyer8900

[round remnant]

wt is war thunder not halo

[trim saddle]

then why are you asking in the halo discord? Seems silly.

[waxen rose]

Goober

[round remnant]

i am a silly guy

[waxen rose]

Silly Billy spotted

[trim saddle]

Da-Silly confirmed.

[round remnant]

nuh uh

i think my name sas it all

[waxen rose]

Idiot is mean
Silly is a better term

[hasty zinc]

please do not use this server to find players for other games, if you would like to find someone to play Halo with you can use the LFGs

[trim saddle]

I was gonna say be nice to yourself but i wasnt sure if that was a reference to you or not.

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[round remnant]

wel that is my name

[waxen rose]

I’m a goofy goober, yeah!

[trim saddle]

Love yourself more please.

[round remnant]

hoaly yapatron

[waxen rose]

Be full of joy and whimsy not hate and despair

All whimsy haters will be sent to the ether world

[round remnant]

heven?

[waxen rose]

Incorrect
The shadow relm

[round remnant]

Nooooooooo... so who up for a game of wt?

[hasty zinc]

nobody

[round remnant]

no one asked

[waxen rose]

I wanna play halo 5 and be full of joy
War thunder fills me with anger and hate

[steady jolt]

Try the War Thunder server

[trim saddle]

You did though.

[round remnant]

exacly

[waxen rose]

???
Exactly what

[round remnant]

i asked evryone not him

[trim saddle]

hes part of everyone.

[round remnant]

no he is les

[trim saddle]

🙄

Im moving on from this.

[meager linden]

Don't forget about me, I'm with you

[waxen rose]

You a goober and not in a good way 💔

[round remnant]

u are not incorect

[normal owl]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/07/21/now-available-for-xbox-insiders-your-cross-device-play-history-and-easier-access-to-your-cloud-playable-console-games-on-pc/

Games and cloud saves being truly portable wherever I play. Can't wait!

[blazing cave]

I want that handheld

[vagrant charm]

I’m doing ok, very tired, knocked out right after saying hello actually 💀

[muted rose]

It might be more than 800 retail

If you have that kind of money to waste good on you

[blazing cave]

The one reason why I went college

[muted rose]

I’m in university as well

I could probably get away with it

[blazing cave]

We deserve it

[muted rose]

But I also have better things to spend on

We do, but still

[blazing cave]

800 is kinda crazy tho lol

[winter flame]

If you think about it you don’t really need a house if you can game anywhere

So it’s a really good deal

Save £500+ a month on rent

[blazing cave]

500?!?!

[calm dawn]

Hi

[valid portal]

you can get a used PSP for 80 dollars

[waxen rose]

EBay deals 🔥🔥

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-prime-transformers-2007-ebay-optimus-gif-16129368432829961068

[waxen rose]

Optimus Prime for the win

[fickle drift]

That one's pretty far down the list but I agree with the sentiment

[muted rose]

It could be 900 just for the ally model

[muted rose]

I don’t really care what excuse is dredged up I can’t justify 900 for anything gaming

[bleak ridge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway

[valid portal]

I can only justify it if it's a PC because that can be used for more than gaming

[karmic jay]

Please stop leaking stuff :/

[faint mantle]

I only need to justify my purchases to the credit card company, no one else

[valid portal]

I still find it a bit ridiculous that my steamdeck has a stronger CPU than my PC

tbf my PC cpu is ancient
first gen ryzen 5

[faint mantle]

That indeed is ancient

[valid portal]

I don't know how one of my friends is getting away with a 2nd gen i7 for beamng

[fickle drift]

Hey guys!

[waxen rose]

Pay it off the next day and your credit score goes up

Infinate good credit score glitch

[blazing cave]

Brooo that’s like the cost of car…back in like 2005 lol

[fickle drift]

I can purchase seven Nintendo Switches using your credit card plzzzzzzzzzszss. 🤪💳

[faint mantle]

My credit limit isn't that high lol

[fickle drift]

Dangggggg

[waxen rose]

Cost of a used car maybe.

[valid portal]

wait
isn't the rog ally made by asus?

[muted rose]

Good point

Correct

[valid portal]

if so
that's enough to have me avoid it because of the warranty and tech support horror stories relating to asus

[muted rose]

Oh boy

Well it is asus unfortunately

[meager linden]

And July is nearly ended... So fast
Next is August, and after that...
Schools and colleges are gonna happen again

[muted rose]

I just can’t ever commit to a hobby that breaks 900 for ONE thing

900 for a haul or so? Fine I guess.

[valid portal]

although there was never a point for me to get the rog ally because of me having portables that I'm happy with, PSP 1000, 2ds xl, switch 1 and steamdeck

[muted rose]

I have a switch 1

Never played anything more than Zelda or smash

[hexed geyser]

im getting a PS5 for XMas

[muted rose]

Switch 2 was an auto nope when the prices shot out

Nothing anyone could say could convince me to buy a 90 dollar game

[hexed geyser]

yeah i was gonna get the switch 2 but its $800 here in canada

[valid portal]

NSO being introduced made me feel a bit scammed..
the switch had free online for the first year and I got it in December of 2017

[waxen rose]

She's defrosting.