#general-chat
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It'll double as a tent, don't you worry. 😂
extra comfort, very intense, much warm.
Crazy
I was crazy once
Bro the slowmode here is too big for that XDD
Name your favorite halo character
Sarah Palmer ‼️
Pat
SGT. Baird 😤
Big chad moment
That ain’t Arby, Arby has perfect teeth from years of excellent covenant insurance coverage
*3 now, Microsoft made an ai that can do their job worse better
Hell yeah, Baird put up an honorable , memorable fight!
Where's his hair and goggles
Bros posture is so cooked
He's so sad too… look at his frown
Scoliosis ahh elite
I think they come like that… its very sad
I'm gonna tweak
I filed an appeal and it was never looked at😭
greeting comrades
What in the Rob Liefeld cover is that
His neck is so tree trunk
Midnight on the Heart of Midlothian, my favorite of the motion comics
He carried halo 3 imo 😒
“Look after the halo 3 ratlings for me”
I think you should leave the server
OH new weapon idea, called the Ratling Gun. It shoots H3 rats.
YES YES! Those thick furred man things are in the way way of our cheese!
I am so sorry for you
HS should make a game based on it!
ok
Ikr
halo 3 legacy gamemode pretty fun
I just saw a meme where this guy played Half Life 2 on his 2006 Dell Inspiron 6400 and it struggled to render the beginning intro lol
oof i used to have a dell inspiron... its sitting in my closet now. no good
Yeah, I wonder if that type of laptop isn’t compatible for gaming back then
i couldnt even play halo on it
That's the brand of PC I have a Dell Inspiron desktop and he'll I can't even upgrade it to windows 11 gaming PC at all
It's such a wreck no?
Tragedy
If the Xbox ver of Soul Caulibur 2 was Delayed to 2004 I think the Arbiter with the energy sword would be a great Xbox rep instead of Spawn
Or irony
Both
i had a desktop dell inspirion and there was like no choices when it cames to upgrading. gotta love dell motherboards
"Dude youre getting a dell"
Dell yeah
I got myself a prebuilt from starforge but upgraded my graphics card to a rx 7900 xt
And for some weird reason pre builds disappeared from Walmart lmao
my local walmart has good laptops but no desktops for some reason
That's weird yeah
Next time I go to my Walmart I’ll see what pc’s they have
Apple pc
🗿
we dont mention those. just pretend they dont exist
Never heard of it
Like gas station Casey’s
Gas station sushi is good
He said, prior to dying on the toilet
Casey’s my beloved
I usually eat QT's gas station pizza
Circle K supremacy
Gas station food on top
Welp
Plot twist
You are always fighting alone, friends can betray
Fighting gas station food alone 💔
Gas station hot dog vs @waxen rose
Im gonna lose bro you know them hot dogs are reheated over and over
I think with all the stories I heard about gas station food in America, I'm glad I never had any while I was in the States
You made right decision
Gas station sushie gave me food poisoning
im about to live on fast food and gas stations while im on my road trip next month
Ok but Kroger's general tso is just 🔥
Oh where you going to
As expected
Independent mercenaries never trust that corps hiring them
Bro I filed an appeal and it got declined 😭
Road trip joy!!!
Skrill issue
Skrill sounds like a name you'd give to your pet krill
What was it for
New Spartan Chatter tomorrow \o/
Joyous!
Are u able to help me with something
I was spam reported and got rage baited and clipped so they can get Me banned because I'm 1st for ranked squad and my appeal got declined😭I just want to play halo and keep my title
Oh wait I thought you said application
No lol
there is nobody in here that can assist you with this
He means that banned from on game chat?
he is referring to a game ban in general
Oh...
Hullo
Why should the hardest bosses always fly?

my only suggestion would be to submit the game footage from the twitch stream assuming you were streaming.
what part you on
No staff here, moderation staff or Halo Studios employees, can assist with game bans. Only the Enforcement team via the support site can help. You can't get spam reported into a ban
Summer of a lifetime chat we beating every halo game that I validly recognize as such
(no infinite or spartan assault)
Okay maybe infinite but that'll be a long ahh project
Aw I read the 1st part and thought me must be going on a vacay or something </3
Halo is cool tho
No I don't sh*wer enough for that
😔
Okay censoring shower is lowkey insane.
😊
WE yes WE are wasting this summer on gaming
Fr 💀 Grinding halo and borderlands and minecraft and survival minecraft and and and
I'm already working on beating every Fallout on Xbox, every Halo, watching the entireity of Dexter, Breaking Bad and TWD, and getting Ready or Not for Xbox the day it comes out, why not add a few more to the list
😭
I hate coral bosses
Honestly guys what is this "life" thing and why don't I have one?
that's supposed to be the hardest boss btw
it's either the best you've ever had or terrible apparently
I think the true ending boss is the hardest
I've had some pretty good gas station hot dogs at 3 AM before in place of breakfast sausage during a trip across the east coast
And I've also had eldritch abominations that should never see the light of day let alone be available for purchase for any mere mortal at a 7/11
Hit or miss experience tbh
Thanks for understanding
It's really helpful💀
at least you know it'll get easier
Ooohhh that’s a cool idea
It would have to be nonstop enemies though
https://x.com/JakeSucky/status/1937973196126622122?t=f1p6kctNyDRWFFsktwAefA&s=19
halo should do this too
All that for fortnite 💀
Master Chief from Fortnite!
Hear me out
Realistic Arma-esque milsim for Marines/ODSTs
Insurrection and Covenant war modes
Plus realistic space battles
Wanna like, give us a good mainline game first ey
pass
I agree that they should ban the player.
Milsims arent for everyone
Imagine being so bad at Fortnite that you gotta cheat
I also agree with suing the hell out of them
I’m down for space battles a-la Battlefront 2 (2005)
No, you VILL consume ze slop
Waiter, waiter! More H4 clones!
but I really do want halo starfighter
I want like cruiser and frigs
We dont get enough MAC use
Imagine, like, Star Trek bridge crew but Halo
Peak VR experience
As a not-VR user that does nothing for me
I dont use VR either but I'd buy it specifically for that lmao
Plus a console/PC port would be quite easy
I get too much of a headache using vr lol
Or vice versa
Make the original for standard systems and then follow with a VR version
I'm sure servers exist for it
I'd rather they start with the basics first, lol.
Tell you what I really wanna see and I think most people would enjoy, a Halo game based during the Insurrection
Oh yeah that could be cool
cheating will always happen so long as all they get is game bans, suing them will do so much better for everyone
I don’t want to fight bog standard humans in Halo.
There’s a thousand other FPS for that.
Or maybe during the interplanetary war?
this
do we play as Rookie?
That would be based
ODSTs don't get enough attention
ah so another reach where we die at the end
That’s fair, maybe it could be not a mainline game but a short campaign or a dlc
Besides I don't hear anyone complaining about the Halo books set in the Insurrection lol
playing Vs reading, why are you comparing the 2 in this case lol
Books that add to the established context are great.
That’s not dev time taken from the increasingly long gaps between the instalments of the franchise I might actually engage with.
or just more enemies that spawn
no one's complaining about their existence, just that ACTUALLY having a cod like game is boring af
Can someone help me with a plan to survive Lone Wolf for Halo Reach?
Enough from me coral madness
I'm gonna suffer tomorrow
Good night people of Halo
‘I’m so tired of fighting Aliens in this Alien game, let me fight humans with guns smh’
well you can't
Whos gonna tell him
Wasn’t there a franchise that did that, was it Dead Space?
I'm aware, I'm trying to beat a record of 7 minutes in co op legendary
I heard if you survive Lone Wolf for 1 hour 17 minutes, Jun comes back from the dead and you both chill in a cave for a few days
It’s impossible to do so, as the enemies spawn infinitely
Jun doesn't die, hes still living
Oh that makes more sense
That's gonna be a huge issue
That's fake Jun, Jorge in disguise
Yes, also the enemies get harder and harder the more you play
Eventually it’s all generals with Concussion Rifles and Swords, good stuff.
I'm aware, me and a couple of friends are trying are hardest to survive with some skulls
Got to learn to juke them for that score achievement. Good times.
I’ve been wanting that for years
Some of the skulls that we have equipped are making some what if a difference
we survived for about 37 mins, I can't remember if that was on legendary though
I'll update you when we die
We were doing EASO surely
probably
Wish me luck
I remember it was either easo or legendary with some skulls that helped
Was a mess either way lol
real
good luck!!
Ty
Anyone got the halo clan community discord?
I'm ready! How 'bout you?!
Welcome to the halo family community 👍
This is it
Learned Kurt Cobain stole a guitar riff from the Killing Joke in their song “Eighties” for “Come As You Are”
Facebook.com link is crazy💔
❔
Early ahh 2000s
Facebooker spotted
Someone is selling a soft pretzel
Except many local stores like both Walmart and GameStop don't have the item I'm after which is that switch 2
HELLO FRIENDS 🌞
Selling my toast that has a burnt spot that looks like the Mona Lisa on the Facebook marketplace
I mean, the Harambe shaped cheeto sold for like $100k
A taped banana sold for over 6M
A crooked squash sold 90k
Money well spent
I need to find the best NYC pizza place by saturday
Chicago Pizza >>>
1 dollar for 1 slice🔥
Those are rookie numbers
100 dollars for 1 slice
99 Cent Pizza is the one my Dad and Sister liked the best when they went
Unless you mean just NYC style and not actual places in NYC
That one slice pizza better cure my failing eyesight if it's 100 bucks
Real
The Banana itself was a criticism of the nihilistic spending of modern art.
So if you make bank in the process does that add to or subtract from the point
I want to go to MSG one day
Will we see cod x halo in BO7?
Also tried infinite since “the incident” and a game of grifball was chaotic but fun
don't let your dreams be dreams
Like one day I’ll go
I shall 
I had Joe’s Pizza in NYC, six years ago. It is few blocks from Time Square. Very good pizza.
Joe who
It so is panda
You planning on saying hi?
he owns it
Why would it serve pineapple? It's a pizza place
My ‘pineapple on pizza’ senses are going off and I dont like it
Can’t even compromise with a half and half cause the pineapple juices trail and get on the un-pineappled side. 🙃
The slightest hint of pineapple ruins the entire pizza for me
Savages
most common discussion: 1. hi how are you, 2. weather, 3. pizza and pineapple
@obsidian wyvern my halo reach journey has ended 3 hours and 24 minutes on legendary
tf
@obsidian wyvern I had two chicken shawarma sandwiches for dinner.
Shrimp
Where
Awesome
Cookie
Woah. It's a lobster.
🦞
Oh shoot, a red lobster.
🍣
Nom nom
How do consumers of sushi not get salmonella from eating raw fish? Or is it cooked?
I’m good for now
Salmonella is usually more associated with farm animals, birds, and reptiles than fish. Some sushi is cooked, most isn't
But it's called salmonella, so salmon had to start it
Do they process in your body slowly, since snails move slowly?
usually cooked in butter
Hi peeps
I don't see any marshmallow bunnies, but hello
No peeps, they're awful
Lol
New Halo when?
A rock lobster
Never
Still waiting for a 2-part campaign DLC for Halo: Infinite as well as a Halo 3: Anniversary. 😭
What's a rock lobster
Why can't I have a convoy of Marines in halo infinite with Marines driving razorbacks and warthogs?
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Your references do not dawn on me
And we had to share the rock lobster!
Motion in the ocean!
Its time for you to listen to the song then
What
Woah, where'd the family guy reference go
What about Kyle Katarn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn26ZJhSJ94 here’s the peak
Rock lobstah
For some reason my other post autocorrected to iraq lol
I take all the pineapple off the pizza
then I squeeze the juice all over the pizza
and put the pineapple back on
🥴
Genius
You need to be studied in a lab.
🦀
Genuinely each to their own, but we’re getting separate boxes
How's everyone including@waxen rose @fickle drift
Preferably separate carrying cases too bc the pineapple smell carries from one box to another
Good!! I’m drawing
I should get a can of pineapple juice to dunk the slices into
That's interesting
You're a genius ngl
Better than Papa John's garlic sauce
My wife opened a can of pineapples yesterday. I poured the juice into a glass and added a shot of Bacardi 😂
I'm fresh out of pineapple and tuna fish cans
It's always happy hour somewhere
Could someone fold a pizza like a shirt
Got my mini bar set back up again yesterday, was a good day
How bout pina coladas I hear those are good
I got some homemade beer in the fridge I should get some
Never had a Pina colada
Who's gonna wear that
sure just don't slice it beforehand
coconut 🤢
No, not eat it. Fold it like you would a shirt and dip it in a sauce.
Need a bigger drip mat
Like what you get with garlic bread, ahh garlic bread.
Had those from Walmart for $2 and freshly soft and good
The way I would drain those so fast
Man, I love some good garlic bread.
Sit down with one of those and play through the campaigns. It's genuinely some of the most fun I've had with my brother ever.
Organized spice rack goes crazy too that's like a crazy rare epic find
Take a shot every time you die
Thanks for pointing that beauty out
Almost missed it
That's my wife, she loves alphabetizing :)
Its organized so well too oh my holy grail
Zamn that's organized
the way I would start being a master chef
Love to see it
There's more in the pantry, but I'd need another rack put up
Im seeing a lack of minced onion…
Who pinged me
Doing good my G
There's onion salt in there
hey yall im lookin for friends to grind out with anyone free?
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ain't no way they spelled feet wrong
the cedar mud weapon charm spelled it feat instead of feet
I think they meant feat but I don’t understand why
👍 glad to hear bro
NP dawg
Hey I finally know why them gaming pcs are off the Walmart shelves I asked an employee and bro told me it was cause they took the ones on discount off and backordered them
As in achievement/courage/skill
Just a play on words
Like a pun?
Yes
Sitting here with my dad watching Ultraman, apparently he used to watch it as a kid and thought it was the coolest thing
Do it
Last 2 are easy
Who would win between the precursors and the old ones
Hello.
Yello
fire
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Good lone morning people of Halo
🍪🍪
oh the day I got three sticky kills
Sangheili ocs>>>
Disappointed here with no switch 2 and a box full of baseball catcher mitts instead 😂
Bought one yesterday
Oh yeah, almost forgot one thing to do
Hmm what would that be?
https://youtu.be/xXh7kEm32M0?si=rpDCgtm0yfDyoRR7
Just found this
Guy has a talent, absolute cinema, good ending
Good work, now try it on legendary, for the best effort
Halo 7
Halo?
YES
I DID IT
Another C-Weapon are down
@obsidian wyvern I killed ibis
I guess that after playing AC6 I prepared to play souls like games
ya
Which one of ya is thirsty for war in world box

War is always thirsty. Who is going first?
You’ll need to join a server
Ah
Dm
Hello
is any one of you here a speedrunner maybe??
Because I have a question: in uprising how the hell do you do the second jump (the one with the grunts)?? Yes, I activated the 4 skulls, and I even made the first jump
But this one, I’ve kept trying and I just kept getting detected and that triggered the brute in the other room (which is scripted apparently)
Ranked anyone?
ac6 is one of their easier games lol, but nice
i am gonna play Halo 2 on Legendary for the first time, nothing can go wrong, totally!
At least you can’t say you didn’t try
Even if you fail
i kill marines for free ammo if they have the right gun, sometimes.
that's a genuine strat on halo 2 laso and idk where I'd be without it
every time you kill a marine you get shields back
Good morning how's everyone
Doing alright, hbu?
gungnir shoulders
👍 all as well
good to hear
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what the hell was i thinking i was tryna melee hunters in halo 2 lol
Instant obliteration
any tips for the 9th mission of halo 3 for legendary
Does anyone have any info regarding the state of MCC multiplayer? I’m trying to hit max rank. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find a game for literal months at this point. All I can do is play campaign for xp and it’s crushing my drive to get max rank as it’s just exhausting having to crawl through these last few levels.
Very very frustrated over this given that I’m 570million xp into the game.
Where are you stuck at?
the part where we blow up the ship
So to be clear, it’s the mission Cortana?
yeah
Awesome, are you exiting the room after getting Cortana and trying to work your way to the fusion drivers to blow them up? Just need the mental image in my head to help you lol
What weapons and equipment are you using?
plasma rifle, grav hammer and the flamethrower
theres a bubble shield in the room before
Ok, so as you come out of the doors after rescuing Cortana take a left and there will be some swords in the covenant weapon cache, there’s also some drop shields that will be SUPER helpful! You would be better off using a kinetic weapon as you can shoot through those
actually i lied, theres camo 2 rooms before where the cortana terminal is
same room u drop down into right next to the sword
I feel this man. Cortana is a hard level
Don’t worry about the flamethrower honestly, it’s difficult to use in that area, you want to get a sword and a precision weapon like a carbine
Next to the swords is also an active camo you can use
Always keep ur distance from the flood and stay mobile
weirdly, cortana is the second easiest legendary mission
Use the sword to wipe out pure flood forms as they are the most likely to kill you in that area, especially when they change to ranged forms
I just remember raging on heroic 😭
The sword should still one hit a pure tank form
its like comparing a trashcan to a dumpster
i hate the mission anyway lol
So left side has two swords, two camos
loading it up to help get a visual
There’s a carbine laying on the floor to your right when you walk out of the door as well
too many of these moments bruh
@scenic hinge it is one of those areas where you just have to take your time, sword, camo, carbine! Use the cloak to pick off some pure flood forms with the sword
👍
Don’t start moving to destroy the fusion drives until you’ve cleared out the flood on the outskirts otherwise they will just go into their range form and snipe you to another dimension
ty for the suggestions
u can just run through that room
yea thats what i was trying to do but i kept getting obliterated by the rangers
yeah thats why u need the camo and bubble
will try
Those drop shields are so important, I’d save your bubble shield resource until you get to the centre of the room
As you only get the one time to use it, whereas deployable cover will regenerate after it’s cool down from over heating
Are you playing on Game Pass / Microsoft Store version of the game by chance?
Yeah I am, I own the game, and I did purchase through ms store
That version of the game cant play matchmaking. Its not you, the game is broken. No acknowledgement that its broken, no fix in sight. Soon it will be $10 on Steam again and thats the only "workaround" I have for you.
It broke in the EAC update on Feb28th
Damn that’s a pain! I think I own the Steam version lmao so I guess I’m installing the for the next 6 days
It will work perfectly fine on Steam
Epic!! Thanks for your help 🫶🏼
(well theres a ton of bugs that were never fixed but you know what I mean - at least you can find games lol)
Of course. Sorry you had to find out this way. I would suggest leaving a review on the Microsoft Store so others can become aware
tysm
and u can 1 tap the guy if he follows like in mine lol
yeah i tried to energy sword them forgetting it didnt really work (and got obliterated)
i love scorpion tanks :D
hell yeah
Genuinely would improve the game if all of them were removed
Gravemind perfected the art of intergalactic trolling
rocket flood
i swear i've died to rocket floods more than any other enemy in the game like wth
greeting spartan, marines and ODSTs
morning
are those crazy elites gone sir
sector clear master chief
area secured !
roger that stand by , am gonna play halo CE
I KEEP DYING TO ROCKET FLOODS
i got an idea chief stun them before they shoot or keep distance and jumb to side when they shoot
I hate the rocket flood.
I once got shot point blank by one of them in the Library.
My friend who was slighty behind me just started laughing hysterically.
pretty good, and yourself?
all good i'm alright sir !
well it's kinda simple get a mid ranged weapon like a plasma rifle or something else and shoot it from distance and jumb to side when they shoot
i died to them more times than any other enemy
because i focus a bit too much on the other floods (theres alot of them), its kinda hard to tell what weapon they have if theres like 20 Flood combat forms chasing you
because your often more likely to focus on the floods infront of you (aka nearest to you) than the ones at the back
well in that case keep distance anyways and use grenade to get rid of the crowd
they are so unpredictable
i agree
The door opened and then boom dead.
Good victorious day people of Halo
"Oh Boy i cant wait to kill the flood and progress happily!" i says with joy
and as i opened the door 2 Rocket Floods were in my face.
hello sire
Victorious? Idk man we are getting the campaign dlc as a book
yea i feel that 😂
We actually have to use brainpower to see what happens next
experience
Bro energy sword floods too, you round a corner and your instantly greeted by a energy sword to the face, and instantly killed.
Nah, it's just because I killed another C-Weapon on Armoured Core 6
There was never any DLC planned for the campaign
i got jumbscared first time i encounter that and still getting jumbscared
Don't debunk my statement!!!! It isn't helping the narrative. Pfft. Joykillers.
if yall think you were dumb once i tried to melee Mgalekgolos one time in my playthrough.
yall did you tried to melee fight hunters in halo CE ?
Never, one shot to back and hunter Is cooked
am melee expert i fought two of them in legendary mode
nah
magnum works too
i am currently at flood levels in og halo 2 rn
Two betrayals and Assault the control room
I didn't mind them.
t&r is the hardest
Greeted by 2 hunters, then invisible elites, 2 hunters again, gotta baby sit keyes.
in legendary i agree with the two betrayals i always die after killing the sentinels in the firt part
"wow i cant wait to play this mission on legendary!"
Took me and my friend almost an hour due to keyes dying.
Ended up having to spawncamp the doors lol
today i am gonna play halo 2 legendary LASO first try totally nothing can go wrong
Only LASO? Rookie. True Ogs play Halo 2 blindfolded.
bro try legendary mode you will face elite zealots every where
should i play legendary halo 2 for the first time after my normal playthrough or go with Heroic first
I think I met them already.
BRO WTH MY ENTIRE ELITE SQUAD DIED AT THE START OF THE PLATFORM THINGY DUE TO THE FLOOD 😭
you will get cooked in seconds
one shot sniper jackals
Halo
greeting mate
Shotgun is my pookie against flood
In H2? Shotgun is a last resort at best.
in halo ce too
Only time it was ever useful was the floor kill bug
Nah CE shotgun is a lifesaver in flood levels
thats the point
i don't use shotgun normally
H2 has the Sword y’see
you are missing the point
what did we miss ?
That H2 Shotgun bad, CE Shotgun good.
i agree


They're now flying
Hulks
i saw that today, scared tf outta me
Wait what
i hate Energy Sword Floods for randomly appearing around corners
and i hate Rocket Floods for being unpredictable and somehow spawning point blank in my face
the hulks have jetpacks now (hd2)
factory striders that can fly
Now we can use surface to air missiles on them, right? Right?
spent 30 mins tryna raise one flag with these guys flying in constantly
we failed that missions miserably
Does the Quasar still one-shot them at least?
why do i always get scared by berserk brutes
Can't say about Quasar, I didn't use it, but the recoilless rifle should
H2 Brutes are so tanky wth
they're easier to kill than normal hulks lmao
Rate the fit:
Look like one of those old church ladies that has a oversized hat
8/10, but would be 10/10 if you had a matching sundress
awesome sir!, may change the hat
True, got to look good from head to toe.
muscle>futuristic high tech armor with 10 layers of plate with invisible shields protecting skin
I didn't know H2 brutes had shields.
elites
This is how the world will end
They dont, he's saying brutes muscle is stronger than Elite's shielding
Hey no spoilers
they have 60 inches of pure muscle
Ah I see now, I think.

Thanks attorney
I'm waiting for the classic line "I do declare, it IS a bit warm"
MOrning
Murder on the Express?
This is how the Batman died.
Ugh why does discord show you the chat from like an hour ago.
Everything about this movie makes me angry lol
ooh now do the Swedish Chef
would a Swedish elite say bort bort bort?
Would there weapon of choice be the meatball cannon
melee would be a spatula
thats probably a discord in general thing instead a specific server issue.
ohhh
also pro-tip, never tag the person you're reporting
alr
Halo
Energy* spatula
*Bjørt bjørt bjørt

And there leader is pewdiepie
Would a German elite say nort nort nort?
Nein nein nein
was gonna say the B word but it might still be banned
I understand that reference
Yeah it’s no in German
Would a russian elite say
Yeah, I know
I studied German a little when I was in school, and it's funny language
Ja
German language is kinda loud
Imo
Dummer Amerikaner haha 🗣️
Krakenhaus
🗿
So if I studied German language I might learn how to speak it I would love it
Here you go
Me no estudio aleman, porque me estudio español
Start with Duolingo
Ja
🗿
🗿
The only clean word I know in German doesn’t even sound clean
Du sagst nicht
The ambulance
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The one time I wish I didn't embed
Top 5 most German things in the world
It actually isn't It's just always portrayed that way in movies as loud, aggressive and evil.
What the others, may I ask?
lol
@vagrant kettle what's the German word for plane?
I have no idea 😭
I dont know, nice cars, trains, beer
Yes!
What's your favourite L4D2 campaign map?
Flugzeug!
Dead center
Du hast vergessen, Wurst zu erwähnen
Hard Rain


That's what it means?
Damn this update on infinite is taking longer
On my Xbox
Parish
This same person has been griefing me in MCC for years, 343 pls
They just went 0 and 10, committing suicide as VIP all game. And Im going to foolishly waste my time making a ticket AGAIN knowing nothing will happen AGAIN. zzzz
Eventually I do block them b/c their smurfs, but this one in particular has almost reached max rank by doing this 😄 So I used to assume it wasnt intentional
It's because it's a different model to the BR seen in previous Halo games
In the original trilogy, the BR seen is the BR55 (With the heavy barrel variant appearing in Halo 3)
Whereas Halo 4 features the BR85 HB and Halo 5 the BR85
In Infinite, we're using the BR75, which looks more like the older BR55
Towards the end of the human-covenant war and after it, there were several technologies and designs the UNSC put forward
But then why did they go back to the BR75
Maybe because it’s more of a carbine? It’s way shorter than the other brs
Equipment of different kind is always present across numerous ships and battlefields. Just because you don't see a certain model in game doesn't mean it wouldn't be there
its pretty stupid of 343 not dealing with this crap
I don't mind about weapon models
It shoots, kills aliens, then no problem
Same functional
wdym someone can go 0 to 6000 deaths and not get banned
If you ask me, the BR75 looks too close to the BR55, Devloop should've been default model for the BR75 since it looks like a perfect between point between the 55 and 85
If only it changed the cricket noise 🦗
So, tomorrow will be the day of Squid Games 3, last season
I have played a lottttt of halo in my time and its the little things that build up and make me go play fortnite instead 😄
(or literally anything else)
They took out elimination out of matchmaking didn't they? Couldn't find it when i wanted to play it and I must have missed the notes
Ain't it been moved?
Someone talked about that yesterday
I tried looking at it but couldn't find it
Is there an in-lore explanation for how Sangheili pronounce certain syllables despite their mouth structure making it seem impossible?
Put their lowers mandibles together and mimic a human lower jaws
I wonder what Halo Studios is cooking for us on Reclaimer BP, can't wait for it
these mfs cannot be serious
god forbid i say the f word in the discord server of an m rated game
For moderation concerns, you can DM @bleak yoke
They did show off armours in the stream on what to expect
1 even in the m rated ones they dont say the f word 2 the modern ones a T Rated
Game rating has no bearing on the discord server moderation.
Also not all games are rated M in every region
M for violence, so as long as you murder people but don’t swear it’s ok
Frick
*freak
You will be ok: you can explore all of the 30 million other servers besides this one to see if they allow swearing.
Keep it clean 
Me after I spilled my coffee everywhere
I know, but it's always good to watch the shop
The shop is the second part of my waiting
Woooo
im having fried egg for lunch
Ah thanks for the info , temporairly removed that makes sense
I enjoy those a lot too
I like dodgeball less though
Did you enjoy playing last spartan standing?
You know what?
I noticed today that very old songs like from ABBA, Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero, boosting morale during battles, and I liked Duel of the Fates, also a good song to take to battle
It has perfect strange syncing with nowadays games
It's hard to explain, but it's true
just got done installing 32 gb of ddr5
For armoured core I used to hear Duel of the Fates, but after changed to Holding Out for a Hero
Max music volume and gameplay, perfect combo
xi by sawano was kinda if a perfect match for ac
Get boogie
I miss that too
Have you already downloaded all of the games? Looks like its trying to download something 😄
Great! Got a bit of a long day of work but all's well. And you?
Doing alright trying to build the grazer one from under siege 2 in forge
Glad to hear 👍
Also a 1940s WW2 map if I can
Ja
Da
🗿
Pretty good at the gym rn
Get off yo phone and work out
texting on my phone while I bench press at the same time
You can be on both PC and phone 
iPad as well
Finally beat the halo reach laso campaign!
Definitely near the end, nearly broke my mouse
That too
Yep
Where all my ipad gymbros at
🗿
Smh
did you end up going into the room early
I'd rather hand deliver some pizza to them. Maybe they can give me another unicorn emblem. Perhaps the unicorn of pizza for those that give a Halo Studios employee pizza? 😂
I did that with candy, did not work.
That said, I did not ask for one either 
...
How's it going @faint mantle
Morning chat
Gluten morgen!!!!
Halo reach remake when😢😢😢
3010
Are halo infinites multiplayer servers having issues or is my internet just ruining my day?
Idk, I haven’t played infinite for the multiplayer in a year. I just like the campaign
985 years away let’s go
2552😢
You'll get to live through it before the game comes out.
When the game comes out you'll be in cryo sleep
i’m about to expose you
You think it will take that long? Lol
Demolition man style bruh
Robocop!
That’s Detroit
Near to the future bro
Yeah true
It’s joever
BECOME HUMAN!!!
🗿
Bro is so rock today
🪨
Tragedy💔
yeah, this happens all the time
And then they added back its FREAKING MOTION BLUR
I'm so mad about that
I'm playing as the Arbites in Darktide and I gotta say
This class is uh, incredibly boring to play compared to the other 4.
It doesn't feel overpowered, it just feels... Like it does the same job as every other class in the game at the same time, and better, but not in an exceptionally gamebreaking way.
If yall dont play hot pursuit rahhhh

wait guys i have a question. im pretty new to halo and i finished halo 4 so should i get halo infinite or halo 5? i like to play solo and multiplayer with my brother
No splitscreen at all on h5 and only Splitscreen on mp on infinite. And for infinite’s mp, no payment is required
I think I have it in my library. Didn’t play it much.
Bookworm time!
What?
I never heard of that
hi
Good fresh morning people of Halo
CHAT I GOT A HALO SHIRT
time flies so
Joyous!
I already feel like the Pandemic didn't happen
that’s like saying the flood didn’t happen in halo cause it wasn’t in there for a couple games
How's it going wade
Kinda like it didn't exist in the first place tho
Remember the zombie/flood enemies that would come back to life. Wait a minute your not dead. I thought I capped you
happy bday to me chat
Good
Just arrived at work
Happy birthday!!
:D
I hope you have fun on your special day
ill try master freak
Sure, I’ll post it there instead 🙂
Nice.
I had one that said “brute loops” from Jinx years ago
Unfortunately jinx is basically dead nowadays
They used to have a lot of partnerships with games though
Feels like reach launched just yesterday.
Is anyone active on Halo MCC?
I think the infinite update was slow on the Xbox series s
It's fast on the Xbox series x
I heard Xbox 360 got visual update
360 still getting updates?
i have like a really old halo 1 disc and an xbox 360, but when i try to play it it js doesnt work, says its like too old or smth
is there any way to still use it??
The disc may not be compatible
mcc is on 75% sale on steam
I got when it was on sale on steam
Hey does anyone know if Threatwave MRex will be cycled out after the update or if it will stay in the exchange? Don’t have nearly enough for it
It's gonna stay in the Exchange but move into the body attachments section of the Exchange. The only thing which will be leaving the Exchange is Hayabusa since that's a limited time crossover item and they confirmed will be leaving in July
Perfect. I figured as much but didn’t know if it was included in the whole Ninja Gaiden limited IP thing bc I’ve never played the games so I have no clue what is and isn’t a reference. Thank you for your help!!
No worries, and it isn't, the Threatwave is meant to be paired up with the Halo 3 EOD set we got as this month's operation armour
Ah that makes sense
Mods online but don't do what theyre supposed to do😮💨
Good working day people of Halo
Wugud
In the future, you can send a DM to @bleak yoke or if it's urgent tag a moderator. Don't engage with obvious trolls/bots. It just wastes our time more dealing with the clean up
Please also remember that moderation staff are volunteers, spread across multiple time zones. We do this in our spare time
Fair :3
heyo hows everyone
It... Literally did happen.
Unless you'd like to tell me several people I know didn't die, like some common grifter on Youtube.
Should I get halo wars 1 on steam?
im sorry for ur lost, ppl dont believe in covid, ik some ppl that ive cut off bc they didnt but its just how it works sadly, a bit cruel if u ask me
was pretty fun for me so id say so, i played it on xbox one tho
I got it on xbox but how are the controls on pc?
havent played it on pc so idk sorry
I played Halo wars 1 on pc, and it worth money
Controls mouse and keyboard, almost like on all RTS games
Did you find it was a good port? People on reddit says that the controls for keyboard and mouse is lacking and too zoomed in
Can't say anything about zooming, for me(personally) zoom was good
dw i have killed every guy that has a needle rifle with a shotgun pointblank and if possible a rocket launcher
Sgt Johnson's legendary speech in halo CE is the best
"ma'am fire control for the main cannon is offline" bro's spitting bars and fax 🔥 🔥 🔥
lmfao i love that line
doesn't beat his halo 2 lines
Tell that to the covenant
yo what are some tips for Halo 4 legendary
I got no tips
I started yesterday and did the first level and it wasnt THAT bad, but it's the first level so

Pray and don’t die
ammo is a bit of an issue in halo 4 sooo 🙏
al imma say is rip it took me 2hrs to do
all of halo 4 on legendary??
damn you are fast
I'd say for the most you shouldn't have any trouble.
Pay attention to Knight telegraphs and don't overcommit because they will teleport and mitigate your damage.
D'you know the infinite sprint trick in H4?
thanks 
nope
Noob combo will be your best friend, so make sure you have a Plasma Pistol at almost all times alongside a precision weapon. Reserve ammo is more limited than previous games, which sucks but you can mitigate that issue by using a Covenant Carbine or a Light Rifle as your precision weapon depending on what you're primarily fighting
well compared to me yeah
thanks 
So iirc it's jump - melee - sprint as you land and that keeps you moving without worrying about the cooldown
Pretty much
gotchu, thanks for the tip! 
Oh yeah and absolutely learn the Shutdown skip, it'll save you a heap of time
Literally just fly the pelican to the last objective and jetpack through an opening in the building
I was watching Jervalin practice for deathless h4 LASO last night and it looked very painful
Oh and make sure you eliminate Watchers as well, those little guys are focused on supporting their allies
Ill search up a tutorial for that, thanks!
yeah I know I hate the watchers in halo 4, as least they're easier to deal with in halo 5
Trying to get the Broadsword over that wall for the out-of-bounds run sucked so much
all i did was go right to left once u get to that first tunnel area, the open area i slowly killed stuff one by one, but i mainly aimed for the lil guys thast sniped me from afar, the big dudes i could handle bc i got a checkpoint and just trial and error until i got lucky to not get shot when going to grab a weapon in and out typa thing
7 hours until no work for 10 days
woah
this day is going to CRAWL
summer vacay time?
yee
nice!
10 days will end too fast, and everything will repeat like always
send him to the shadow realm
Not the Phantom Zone?
Send him to the ocean, call it the wade zone.
Do it
Next you will be
Oh fr
Any good chat to share clips?
#1076327824924872755 if Halo
Hi panda
Goooooooood morning everypony
Deleted my post and reposted there - thanks
Good morning everyone
Good Friday evening people of Halo
Happy Friday
