general-chat

[viral dune]

Also rev play Fortnite this Friday

[haughty wraith]

dunno man, the media I've seen star destroyers in shows them taking hull damage

[obsidian wyvern]

put bubble shields all over your frigate and youre guaranteed to win

[haughty wraith]

True

[muted rose]

You can see shield damage in rogue one

[viral dune]

Bubble shields PLUS health regen

[muted rose]

When the y wings fire ion torpedos at one of the destroyers

[obsidian wyvern]

if my pc is fixed then I'll have to prioritise saving super earth, if not then I'm down

[tight remnant]

Star wars ships tend to have much much shorter engagement ranges

[haughty wraith]

I'd wager that a well placed MAC round into the death star could somewhat disable it

[viral dune]

Oh yes right super earth

Also wtf it's been almost a week since u were supposed to get that super special PC part

[haughty wraith]

especially if they hit the laser thing

[viral dune]

You sure you didn't get scammed

[muted rose]

Tungsten round vs durasteel sounds interesting

[obsidian wyvern]

look I cancelled that order and ordered again from Amazon now. it's coming this week 100%

[peak trench]

Halo studios selling skins in a game they didn't finish cough cough

[hasty zinc]

and you bought em 💀

[haughty wraith]

let's hope they release the next game completed

[viral dune]

Alright

[peak trench]

We all thought for awhile there they would support the game instead of the other way around lol

[hasty zinc]

so anyway

[viral dune]

Hot OJ

[fickle drift]

With prime right

[haughty wraith]

Anyway, yeah the Covenant would destroy the empire with ease

Scarab Vs AT-AT isn't even a competition

star destroyer couldn't even break a cruisers shields

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah but it doesn't matter much because I don't have time till my last exam

[fickle drift]

Shame, got your priorities right though

[obsidian wyvern]

barely

[fickle drift]

Power through

[viral dune]

If rev passes his exam I'll join the battle for super earth

In 2 years

[fickle drift]

Maybe there's a portal on Super Earth that leads to an extra-galactic installation that-

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨

[muted rose]

I hope the divers do what we couldn’t and save super earth

Reach fans have their validation, 15 years later

[viral dune]

Re- 🤢 reach

[muted rose]

Halo Retch

[hearty flame]

Oh I've heard this one! An extra-galactic installation that houses a faction that seeks to take over the universe and gives the protag 3 different endings to choose from?

[shell elbow]

I'm talking about my Stellaris empire not the Star wars empire

[fickle drift]

I meant Halo 3 not Mass Effect 3 but go hard ig

[shell elbow]

Star wars would lose even to the Covenant

[hearty flame]

The Empire would lose to the covenant

[shell elbow]

Nah all of star wars would

[hearty flame]

All it takes is one strong force user and High Charity is gone lol

[shell elbow]

Lmao

[shell elbow]

Dayum

[waxen rose]

Girl bye 😭

[granite sky]

Star wars force is op but covie and cis are pretty close i guess

[tight remnant]

Everyone over estimates the force in star wars it seems

[waxen rose]

Use the force to make coffee
Not some lame stuff like choke someone smh

[obsidian wyvern]

what lol

[granite sky]

Yea its not like anakin was just throwing star destroyers into the sun he couldn't destroy high charity

[peak trench]

One halo ring lit and star wars is gone lol

[jade gust]

I had two tag notifications here. Can't see who it was who was the reason for them

[obsidian wyvern]

would lightsabers even block plasma

[waxen rose]

Most of them yeah I guess

[jade gust]

Well blaster bolts in Star Wars are plasma (Same with the lightsaber blades themselves)

[obsidian wyvern]

oh

[peak trench]

#lore-and-universe

[tight remnant]

Blaster bolts do less damage than covenant plasma weapons

[jade gust]

They're just called "lightsaber" because they look like a blade of light

[waxen rose]

they stole light from the sun trust

[peak trench]

Halo is the best game ever

And book

[waxen rose]

Detroit become human is devastated by this news

[jade gust]

Nah, that's my former friend who would photosynthesise some times

[waxen rose]

That's Terry 😭

[peak trench]

My wife LOVES that game

Hate the dad dude

[waxen rose]

They want you to

[peak trench]

He's a strong representation of letting life break you down

[waxen rose]

He's a strong representation of ‘don’t smoke the red stuff’ /j

[peak trench]

How would a movie of that game even work?

[waxen rose]

Your tiny lizard brain couldn't handle jumping between three povs for a 3 hour movie?

They'd probably just focus on the main dude

[peak trench]

It's a multiple choice game on steroids x80 with a 1000 different endings what 😂

[waxen rose]

Ugh obviously they'd do the best choices

like running away with the girl away from her dad

[peak trench]

They would probably just pull a halo show and do their own thing like until dawn just did

[waxen rose]

Girl dont even entertain the thought

[peak trench]

Your generation loves taking IPs and doing their own thing I blame youuuuuu jk

I have no idea who's making these now adays lol

[waxen rose]

My generation loves undertale sans what do you even mean bro

[peak trench]

Idek what that is 😭

[waxen rose]

YOU DONT KNOW SANS??

[jade gust]

Even I know of Sans Undertale

[peak trench]

I play real games like halo

[jade gust]

Still not played the game but I know who Sans is

[waxen rose]

SANS UNDERTALE WHO WAS VOTED THE HOTTEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER???

[jade gust]

All games are real games, it comes with them being games

[waxen rose]

Me when my video game is a game and not a video

[peak trench]

Only games are real games not games games my games guy

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dumbfounded-momo-ayase-ayase-momo-ken-takakura-gif-14575386895602202640

[waxen rose]

Clearly you dont own an air fryer.

[jade gust]

You're meant to regularly clean them

[waxen rose]

That's actually nasty

[peak trench]

Yeah I tried cleaning it every single time but it just wouldn't come off

[waxen rose]

Girl…. ew

[peak trench]

You're just imagining things and grossing yourself out

[waxen rose]

I was given the gift of vivid imagination I think I'll use it

Nasty pizza roll man

[peak trench]

I said I cleaned it and it wouldn't clean such is life lol

[fickle drift]

Grim.

[peak trench]

Adventures

[waxen rose]

Are you gonna execute me

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/botQh.gif

[peak trench]

I don't like how you said that 😂

[waxen rose]

Burn me at the stake

girl John halo is coming for you

[peak trench]

I just love halo

[meager linden]

Lol
Just encourted strange bug in Halo credit shop with anibus bundle

[peak trench]

What hap

[meager linden]

I can't buy it, but my credits allow it
(Bundle price 900, my credits 2k, if i try to buy it, it sends me to buy more credits)

Gonna need take it to Halo support

[peak trench]

Btw I come back to this often as a reminder to keep doing it and smile you're the goat. Sorry for the ping.

[peak trench]

That is weird

[meager linden]

Just recorded it, currently opening new ticket

[past escarp]

Hello

[peak trench]

Halo

[peak trench]

Hope it's gets fixed for you fr

[meager linden]

I just sent it

It should take not so long

[haughty wraith]

Regardless my point stands

[full trench]

Does anyone want to direct me to send someone brainstorms of new Halo content???

Multiplayer unique upgrades only!!

[obsidian wyvern]

#1076337363770417172

[meager linden]

Good cold night people of Halo

[hasty zinc]

see you in 10

[full trench]

Can you install message archives please to save

[hasty zinc]

wat

[obsidian wyvern]

?

[full trench]

Message the CEO of DC and request for MESSAGE ARCHIVES

Discord.

Halo 7 is cringe sounding to me
But picture this as a new pistol

So this is looking at the barrel straight on. One larger caliber perched upon two smaller ones! Firing goes as
. . . . . . . . . . . . Magazine
" " " " " " " " " " " "
. . . . . . . . . . . .
" " " " " " " " " " " "
[|•|] I think it would bring
[°°] much fun and respect
Into BR fights

Also with new shotgun idea every 4th shell has devastating/armor piercing rounds Total of 7 in magazine and with a new reticle

 [  O  ]

[ ° ] [ ° ] "Chips N DiP!"
[ ° ] [ ° ] Get a 5 killstreak with
[ ° ] [ ° ]

Andddd last but not least these weapons are were what thee Forerunners used prior Promethean technology!!!
I was thinking the inclusion of the Forerunners creating Earth and having dinosaurs about!!! That the Big bang is essentially covenant and Promethean/Forerunner technology that collided into a fungal gas in which was the flood!! That somewhere between space and time that the dinosaurs became extinct because of Promethean time traveling insisting on having the Flood controlled inside of Earth that they had to wait until Chief and the Spartan programs was completed to upgrade AI onto Microsoft.

[obsidian wyvern]

what am i reading

[obsidian wyvern]

pretty sure u can be purged

[hasty zinc]

there are ways to do it I'm pretty sure

but WE don't do it

[obsidian wyvern]

i wonder how long itd take me

[candid tusk]

That's a whole lotta yappin'.

[waxen rose]

I didnt order a yapburger bro

[cedar turret]

You can delete it all if you want. Won’t change anything

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

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[jade gust]

We all remember here

[cedar turret]

Even if it were deleted it would still exist

[jade gust]

I wasn't coming at you over something from last week??

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583284342894231590/854663131187773460/shrug.gif

[cedar turret]

Again, turn off the ping

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah that image doesn't help many people understand first time

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

[marble thicket]

best game modes for population?

[peak trench]

check the little eta time in the bottom left corner after klicking the mode

[marble thicket]

ok thanks

[last wolf]

Hey all. Does any one know if Halo Infinite will still be having content released into 2026? Or is this it?

[obsidian wyvern]

no one knows

[dry lintel]

it’s also passive aggressive and unfunny

[flat forge]

Speaking of shop updates. Do we know when wetwork is coming in? I see the helmet on one of the in game news banners but haven’t seen it pop up yet

Ah so next operation! Love that helmet I can’t wait

[shell elbow]

Nah Stellaris empire crushes Halo

Early game empire would curb stomp the UNSC and Covenant

[jade gust]

Next operation comes in June, not July. Wetwork isn't a Halo 3 helmet so it'll likely be in the July operation

[shell elbow]

Mid game would obliterate the entire galaxy including the Flood

Late game would just be gods

[forest lagoon]

Sounds like it would have solved our problems. But no. They were lazy and selfish and stayed in their own universe

[shell elbow]

And end game would be actual gods

[flat forge]

Ooooh gotcha thank you. Is the next operation only H3 gear?

[shell elbow]

Yes they would have, except they would've also probably vassalized humanity has well

[forest lagoon]

again, probelms would have been solved

[shell elbow]

Lol, I mean tbh I think they would've caused a lot of problems of their own making though

Like some of them can just choose to put the minds of their entire empire into a space Kaiju

[flat forge]

Imagine they release Hayabusa

[jade gust]

Correct, the June operation is focused on bringing back Halo 3 armour sets, such as EOD, Rogue and Scout's designs from that game

[shell elbow]

While others can destroy the galaxy by blowing up star systems to gain dark matter and then create a machine to make them transcend to Shroud gods while destroying the rest of the galaxy

[jade gust]

That'd require a deal to be made between HS and Team Ninja

[forest lagoon]

but the original problems, would have been fixed

[shell elbow]

I mean, yeah they would be, like the largest Covenant fleet literally is basically just a small fleet, one Covenant fleet is the equivalent to about 5 early game Corvettes, and so their strongest one would be obliterated and High Charity is a cheap knockoff of the massive space stations which are used to supplement planets and are usually just built to increase their influence

[obsidian wyvern]

they should give me scout for free

[jade gust]

Honestly, I wish Rogue was the free armour of the operation

[hasty zinc]

which one is the free one?

[obsidian wyvern]

we've had like 6 eods in this game and it's the free one

[hasty zinc]

ah

is security a pass armor or shop armor?

[obsidian wyvern]

only eod is in the pass, everything else is shop

like the prefect pass

[hasty zinc]

gotcha

I'll probably pick up security

[jade gust]

I can't wait for the complaints people will have about the Reclaimer symbol not being accurate to what was on the helmet in Halo 3 despite the fact HS legally can't use the old Marathon symbol

[hasty zinc]

people won't care lol

they'll still complain

I have zero issues with charging for armor

it's better than paying for maps and fragmenting the playerbase and friends

[forest lagoon]

Could make an absolute perfect game and people would still complain

Shoot

[jade gust]

They could literally serve us a perfect game, cure world hunger and discover a completely renewable energy source and people would still complain

[forest lagoon]

Could make an absolute prefect game and people would still complain

[hasty zinc]

ayyy

Prefect gang

[normal owl]

It's people falsely believe their standards of quality are sourced objective truths in the stars when in fact they arise from their own personal experience and desire to continually regenerate the feeling they got from that same type of thing before.

[hasty zinc]

yes, map packs were terrible

you literally couldn't play with your friends unless you coughed up the cash

armor is just armor

it doesn't affect gameplay

[obsidian wyvern]

this is why Titanfall 2 is perfect

[hasty zinc]

TF3 will be great too

[jade gust]

Don't forget how on matchmade playlists, you rarely saw DLC maps because most people didn't buy them too

[hasty zinc]

yep

awful, just awful

[normal owl]

It will actually be Titanfall 1 Remastered

[analog knot]

Its obviously not great to split up your playerbase (which they realized and made them really cheap/free eventually) but the scale matters a lot 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

I'll take it

[analog knot]

Breaking 1M+ concurrent players and 1000+ players up have massively different impacts.

[obsidian wyvern]

a lot of people preferred 1s multiplayer

pass

most of infinites matchmaking maps suck

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos-yey-gif-15089379

[muted rose]

If it’s so perfect where’s the sequel

[obsidian wyvern]

forgers always make the maps look really good but most of them play badly

a lot of them also happen to be remakes of bad maps which is a problem in itself

[obsidian wyvern]

cancelled for the 80th time

[normal owl]

So meta to make us stand by for Titanfall

[jade gust]

Oh yeah, I forgot they cancelled yet another Titanfall 3

[muted rose]

It’s actually because nobody wants Titanfall 3 and everyone wants more fifa games

Out of touch smh

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe the next blops with wall running will be close enough (it'll probably suck)

[normal owl]

Make a Titanfall soccer/futbol game
"Stand by for Titanball"

[jade gust]

They're not called FIFA anymore, they lost the lisence to call them that

[obsidian wyvern]

they could've done with losing the ability to make football games too

[fickle drift]

It’s called FC now

[muted rose]

It’s my IP to sit on and do nothing with!

You will buy your apex coins now

[normal owl]

Apex was my OG halo infinite: spent way more money on cosmetics than hours on gameplay lol

"When I do step out one day, I'm going to look good."
* Never leaves home.*

[muted rose]

Hey the game was fine for awhile

Don’t know if I got tired or the game got boring

[hasty zinc]

maybe the game got tired and you got boring

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/Pilestedt/status/1924888720072704279?t=3fcVyelDbT6-98x2ST4UQw&s=19

how I wish halo had these numbers

Pilestedt (@Pilestedt)

I think this is the largest simultaneous return of players for Helldivers? 🤔

Team did a MEGA job on the update!

X · May 20, 2025, 6:03 PM

[forest lagoon]

I burnt out on apex. I loved it though. Wish more people played the team vs mode. The gunplay and the movement was my favorite of any game

[muted rose]

Game wasn’t a physical copy, that’s not possible

[analog knot]

I wish Halo was this dead 😦

[forest lagoon]

[muted rose]

I did get boring

The game didn’t get tired though

[hasty zinc]

😭

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meg-griffin-peter-griffin-family-guy-supermariologan-gif-2873410737379958821

[muted rose]

You try majoring in wildlife conservation and not become at least a little boring

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/JezCorden/status/1924873052963147938?t=F2i28A89Zn7u4PzflqZ3zw&s=19

Jez (@JezCorden)

Gearbox CEO says "real fans" will be able to "find a way" to spend $80 for Borderlands 4.

https://t.co/Yeje9xHydg #Borderlands4 #Xbox

X · May 20, 2025, 5:01 PM

[muted rose]

The best animal people are boring

[normal owl]

HAHAHA "real fans": the gatekeeping virus that can't be stopped.

[forest lagoon]

I don't see how that's boring. Conservation frequently includes explosive things!

[muted rose]

Oh his full tweet is worse

[normal owl]

That's really cool though: noble profession!

[muted rose]

Surely you mean construction

[forest lagoon]

I said what I said

[muted rose]

Well I’m afraid this one’s a little more boring

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-soldier-smile-happy-gif-15777039

[muted rose]

No park ranger shenanigans for me

[forest lagoon]

sadge

[jade gust]

20 years ago was 2005, it definitely wasn't then when map packs stopped being sold

[forest lagoon]

I do my part by trying to help protect the wetlands and farmland from wild hogs. We are failing miserably statistics wise but the effort is there

[muted rose]

What’s the problem with the hogs? Eating roots?

[jade gust]

Is there 30 to 50 of them you have to deal with?

[muted rose]

With warts perhaps

[hasty zinc]

Stop saying map packs are worse please they're not coming back lol
Map packs are worse

[muted rose]

And a hydrogen combustion engine?

[hasty zinc]

also there has been earnable armor in Infinite for a very long time

[jade gust]

Halo 4 is not nearly 20 years ago

Unless we're suddenly in the 2030s and I didn't notice

[hasty zinc]

what do you mean this year

[jade gust]

We've literally got multiple sets of earnable armour in Halo Infinite where you don't need to drop a dime to get them

[hasty zinc]

yep

operations have been around for awhile

[jade gust]

Like the Exchange or the old Winter Update pass with the Reach Mark V armour

[normal owl]

yeah, because free does not deserve to be as quality as paid. E.g. food.

or internet

or anything

[forest lagoon]

Where to even begin! They have no natural predators so they run brazen destroying natural habitats, destroying roots and swampland, running off native species, make the water more polluted, tear up farmland like they own 2/3rds of the land.
Oh, and they basically breed like rabbits and are almost as intelligent as dogs making it near impossible to keep up with

[jade gust]

Prefect was fantastic looking and Hermes Gen 3 was great for people wanting something EVA-like without paying for it

[hasty zinc]

so it's less of "not getting free armor" but more rather "not getting the free armor that you want"

[muted rose]

Basically exactly what I expected then lol

Causing Drainage problems as well I’m guessing?

[jade gust]

Also what's that one Eaglestrike helmet everyone likes? That's in the exchange

[forest lagoon]

That comes with it, yeah. The more you learn about them the worst it gets

[normal owl]

If you don't pay, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit.

[burnt olive]

Kerberos

[hasty zinc]

it's not personal, it's just silly

it's not 2007 or 2010, this is a F2P game

[muted rose]

You wouldn’t happen to be in Hawaii would you? One of my peers has a major project for peccaries in I think Oahu?

[hasty zinc]

you're not being charged to buy MP NOR to play MP

[burnt olive]

Didn't H3 Recon require ODST back in the day via vidmasters?

[hasty zinc]

there has to be some give and some take

[jade gust]

Aye, yeah, that's the one

[muted rose]

The peccaries there are causing problems

[jade gust]

One of the methods to get it, aye

[burnt olive]

60 dollar helmet /s

[normal owl]

Well, those games were compensating the company by being purchased. Halo MP is not compensating the company whatsoever, so revenue must be made somewhere: most commonly via post-release transactions. And they're cosmetic, not gameplay altering, which is even better.

[jade gust]

Then they gave it to everyone who logged in on a specific day or something like that

[burnt olive]

rip those vidmaster completionists

[normal owl]

Exactly: the shop must make money in some way.

[forest lagoon]

I wish! But sadly I'm in a place with no waves until the hurricanes come, Louisiana, the other LA.

[normal owl]

Halo ain't a charity, it's High Charity.

[muted rose]

Not Hawaii, but pretty much a similar situation then lol

[hasty zinc]

it's not like the armors are copy/pasted from H3 into Infnite

[jade gust]

I'd hate to have to pay to get into a shop. But it's also not a sustainable business model for a shop to make you pay on entry, grab what you want for free inside and leave. That shop will close real quick

[hasty zinc]

it takes time and manpower

[muted rose]

I’ll likely be up north come major time

[hasty zinc]

and you have every right not buy it

[muted rose]

Some startups are looking to help people live with Polar bears “more harmoniously”

[hasty zinc]

but people who want to and want to support them can

[normal owl]

I see that this banana metaphor is very a-peel-ing to you

[muted rose]

Especially as sea ice melts

[jade gust]

If you're being sold banana from 2007, I'd be concerned, it'd be long gone off by now

[hasty zinc]

it also wasn't free in 2007, just sayin

[burnt olive]

I've played the 360 versions of past Halo games and I'd be regretful to tell you how much I'd rather pay cosmetics than locking the whole MP out because I didn't get a DLC

[forest lagoon]

[wicked hawk]

hmm, quick question. Are artstation links of your own work permitted in show & tell?

[muted rose]

I think suffice to say the bears won’t need to change

[hasty zinc]

sure

and I do as well

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[forest lagoon]

That sounds super cool

[peak trench]

Jk !

[hasty zinc]

if you say something nice about Halo 4, I'll say something nice about Halo 3

that will solve it!

[peak trench]

Halo 4 Cortana PEAK

[hasty zinc]

Halo 3 custom games and the introduction of forge was amazing

[forest lagoon]

"Everybody only wants to discuss me. So this must mean I'm disgusting"

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/tvkF2JPURFQ.gif

[peak trench]

I feel ridiculous for the whole conversation I'm sorry 😂 halo gets me heated idk why, it's stupid. I'm mad about stuff that ultimately doesn't matter at all and I was just initially just trying to play round but I am awful at texting I stg

[hasty zinc]

nothing to be sorry about. We just have different opinions

[normal owl]

Please don't even worry about it! You always make a great effort to stay pleasant during these discussions, and you commenting on your efforts to do so is very appreciated.

[hasty zinc]

it what makes us human

uwu

[normal owl]

so the Covenant are human

[hasty zinc]

we're all human on this blessed day

[wicked hawk]

Ayyy Attorney just makes me happy, such a cool dude

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dumbfounded-momo-ayase-ayase-momo-ken-takakura-gif-14575386895602202640

[wicked hawk]

hmm

[drowsy coyote]

now gimme something bad

[normal owl]

That was so kind of you to say! Made my day.

[pulsar heron]

yes, if it's halo related and doesn't violate the microsoft GCUR (tldr don't claim your project is official halo studios stuff, don't use official assets in your work, and don't pay-gate your work). and also the server rules but i figure that's a given

[pearl laurel]

The Yautja would love a battle against sangheilis

[drowsy coyote]

theyre the same person

[peak trench]

I just absolutely need to remember that it's not the end of the world and you're not attacking me personally if that opinion differs from mine that's something I'm genuinely working on and Im really sorry I keep doing that.

[drowsy coyote]

btw an ultra elite would mollywhop your average predator

[wicked hawk]

Ah amazing! I've been dying to post it hahaha, it's nothing crazy. But I am happy with it :p
Thank you for the answer! ❤️

[pearl laurel]

I mean a battle with swords, no weapons

Plasma sword against the yautja blades

[drowsy coyote]

elites have shields as well

much much stronger

[pearl laurel]

Damn

[hasty zinc]

I honestly have nothing against anyone here personally

except footedpanda

😛 jk

[pearl laurel]

At least yautja will have invisibility

[drowsy coyote]

erm

[worldly sedge]

Same

[drowsy coyote]

clover are we fr right now

[polar viper]

the

[wise pecan]

How's halo going

[steady jolt]

Pretty Halo-y

[wise pecan]

Lol

[peak trench]

Y'all are actually great I'm just rough around the edges

[silk beacon]

Lol. What do you have against panda??

[meager linden]

Returned from helldivers and landed back on Halo
At least here I feel safer than there

[steady jolt]

He's a big scrub

@rare cedar

[hasty zinc]

nothing at all lol. Just giving him a hard time when he sees this

[steady jolt]

[hasty zinc]

I'm sure he'll reply when he wakes up in Japanland

[worldly sedge]

“Scrub” I haven’t heard that term in a long time 🚬

[peak trench]

Get gud.....scrub

Poor footed going to have a million tags

[meager linden]

Ok, people of Halo, good night
Kinda tired today

[hasty zinc]

a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me

I need a new pfp

[forest lagoon]

Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends wart hog, trying to gun down me

[trim saddle]

Can confirm, solid example of a good human.

[hasty zinc]

he must have a weakness

we need to find it

[trim saddle]

Sushi, he falls for the trap every time.

or just good food and drinks in general

[wicked hawk]

honestly can't blame him for it, good food is nice

[indigo lotus]

He might have weaknesses or maybe not. Depends on what is the weakness is.

[forest lagoon]

His weakness is a well constructed argument in rebuttal

[hasty zinc]

pulling up chatgpt now

[forest lagoon]

LETS GOOOO

[burnt olive]

bro better have his warthog in a blue coating with some nice rims 😂

[trim saddle]

his weakness is a well thought out "NUH-UH"

[burnt olive]

inb4 chatgpt is infected by logic plague

[forest lagoon]

Someone tell Halo Studios we need big rim customization options.
I want mine to have elbows!

[obsidian wyvern]

can't be as bad as ryan

[burnt olive]

(alright third attempt lol)

real spartans ask for obnoxious exhaust systems on warthogs

[forest lagoon]

lol

[burnt olive]

wide body kits and unsc regulation-breaking spoilers

we fast and furious in 2560 now baby

[forest lagoon]

wonder why no motorcycles in halo

[peak trench]

huh never thought of that

arbiter on a motorcyle would be lit, the brutes have our scent we must ride

[hasty zinc]

I remember this mod so well

[burnt olive]

It's cool but I wonder if that bike can hold enough ammunition for those spinny bois

...there's a reason why the Gungoose in H2A are closer to regular mounted GPMGs and miniguns are mounted on larger vehicles

Now I think about the H2A Gungoose, I wonder if they're made to counter Ghosts given the similar roles

[peak trench]

I'ma use this for motorcycle awareness

[trim saddle]

im pretty sure some guys on utube made something similar to this, their utube is grind hard plumping co. They make really cool things and have fun with it.

[hybrid plover]

guh

GUH

[glass crest]

Spartans I need to go I need to forge my destiny to become a voice actor like the voice actor of master chief... steve downes I will come back to this server very soon peace

[hybrid plover]

good luck ✌🏻

[rare cedar]

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-typing-pepe-angry-pepe-cry-pepe-crying-gif-2532592051986810143

[hasty zinc]

hi panda

[wise pecan]

[hybrid plover]

i want a corn dog

[obsidian wyvern]

there was that halo 4 bike in a mega blocks set

[hybrid plover]

dang i miss my mega block halo sets

[forest lagoon]

trying to think how useable that would actually be. Seems like it would get no lean at all

[frozen spoke]

Hello all I'm new here

[jade gust]

There's one featured in Empty Throne, real effective at evading the cops

[frozen spoke]

THIS IS SO COOL i wish i had it

[peak trench]

Halo and Welcome

[fickle drift]

Hello new I’m Shark

[stuck wind]

I gotta say, infinite’s weekly challenges are such a grind

Like 2 and a half hours just to get them done and I think you get like 3 lvs?

[marble lark]

anyone else disconnected/unable to search multiplayer in MCC right now?

'ope its fixed

[obsidian wyvern]

throwback to launch challenges

[dry lintel]

This thing is absolutely terrible to drive but the cool factor balances it out

[peak trench]

Back when we didn't have a progression system at all aside from the battle pass, the golden days.

[lapis ivy]

Hello guys how's everyone

[peak trench]

Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

the only golden days of halo infinite was during flight 1

[lapis ivy]

How's it going @obsidian wyvern

[dusty sparrow]

FIRE YOUR GUNS ITS TIME TO RUN BLOW ME AWAYYY

[obsidian wyvern]

living

it'll get better from Friday I hope

[dry lintel]

real lmao

[fickle drift]

I fired my guns alright, at about fifteen wandering civilians

[obsidian wyvern]

lmfao

oh did you just not clock it was civilians, thought it was the squids

[fickle drift]

The way they flail around looks like the Voteless

[obsidian wyvern]

fair enough

[peak trench]

Actually

[obsidian wyvern]

https://vxtwitter.com/triumbrush/status/1923725713364107693

Triumbrush (@triumbrush)

Find a dissident

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2025, 1:02 PM

[fickle drift]

Ah hell

[dusty sparrow]

AFTER THE FALL WE'LL SHAKE IT OFF SHOW ME THE WAYYYYY

[dry lintel]

Why is the fallout tv protagonist asking this

[dusty sparrow]

lucy mclean

hank mclean vs mr house

[obsidian wyvern]

idk but they made the character look pretty good for how the whole thing looks

[dry lintel]

the ps1 graphic trend has invaded the animators it feels like this past year or so

[peak trench]

Great! Now I miss Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[trim saddle]

[lapis ivy]

Cool anything new in Halo infinite forge?

[cedar turret]

Hammer injuries are up this month

[obsidian wyvern]

idk i dont keep up with infinite

i have lost most interest

[granite sky]

Several scripting nodes have been added to improve Forge creators' experience when designing multiplayer maps:

Get all objects by label with spawn order
Get all objects by spawn order
Get all players with spawn order
Get Object Spawn Order
Set Object Spawn Order
Additionally, the Set Object Team and Set Object Team to Neutral nodes have been updated to work with the following generic objective items:

Generic Bomb
Generic Delivery Plate
Generic Flag Spawner
Generic Power Seed
Generic Seed Deposits
Generic Skull
Generic Sportsball
Generic Zone

[hybrid plover]

donut. yes or no

quick. somebody

[fickle drift]

Yes

Donut is nom nom

I had one this morning

[hybrid plover]

YES. thanks 🤣

[waxen rose]

Donut! My favorite red team member!

[granite sky]

@candid solar a friend of mine took a very beautiful frog pic if you're interested

[hybrid plover]

krispy kreme??

[hybrid plover]

wyoming

[shell elbow]

Yo what's everyone's expectations for the next Halo game? Just a random question which popped into my head just now lol

[cedar turret]

Fun.

[granite sky]

im mostly lookin forward to the campaign and forge

[shell elbow]

Same

[pliant hatch]

you can get them all done in firefight in half that time.

[trim saddle]

If the XP counts that is.

Half my games don't count so I just stopped playing halo until it's fixed. Kinda hard to get the operation done and grind hero #2.

[last edge]

woop woop

[trim saddle]

Are you down with the clown too?

[waxen rose]

Oh so you wanna be special @hybrid plover

[waxen rose]

0 days since last t-bagging mantis 💔

[fickle drift]

That’s never gonna change

[waxen rose]

I think even one day mantis-free is a herculean accomplishment

[waxen rose]

You are part of the problem /j

[fickle drift]

True

[granite sky]

One day its just going to be chatgpt accounts tbagging mantis

Maybe a couple real people saying hello everyone

[full trench]

New Forerunner Weapon Tech Posts Inc Halo: Forever

Multiplayer/Fiesta new mode: Warlloon 🎈

Warlloon spawns on ground in middle of map first team to shoot Warlloon activate it. Glides higher and higher to which ever side is doing most damage. Once Warlloon gets into friendly base drops prizes/weapons/abilities

Once Warlloon gets into friendly base drops prizes/weapons/abilities

Covenant Railgun:
X second charge launches plasma beam cutting hostile in halves. Longer hold wider beam.

Forerunner New Weapon Tech:
AP Rounds: Whenever hostiles are hit with armor piercing rounds their shields take longer to recharge
LR Rounds: Ammo lightening round infused slows target overall speed 5,10,15,20%
IR Rounds: Incinerary Rounds catches hostile with. Napalm depleting shield, enemy hostiles can catch.

[hasty zinc]

#1076337363770417172

[full trench]

Three wheeled Tarantula: Two manned vehicle, two wheels in front one in back. Auto turrets or not

Dragonfly: 2-3 manned flying vehicle drone technology hovering Maneuvering drone technology

Covenant Needle grenade

Flood control/uncontrollable parasites: deployable parasite latches onto target

Spiderweb 🕸️ 4Runner tech freeze grenade

[hasty zinc]

@full trench please keep theses posts to a thread in #1076337363770417172 or #1039633978841374720

[waxen rose]

Yaparoni no one ordered

[cedar turret]

Chariot pulled by 12 wardens

[idle plume]

forerunner gun that give head pats

[terse tapir]

Halo and Hitman they both are peak cinema

[waxen rose]

Detroit become human peak cinema

[drowsy coyote]

Forerunner gun that can hold more than 2 clips of ammo

[peak trench]

Jalo

[remote spruce]

Hitman skin for halo

[dry lintel]

[verbal nymph]

Chief is back in the Fortnite shop

[meager linden]

Good warm morning people of Halo

[inland pendant]

moa statue locations?

[autumn dome]

hi

[peak trench]

Halo

[analog leaf]

Hi

Alguien habla español

[pearl laurel]

It doesn’t run on iOS SE second gen 😞

[pearl laurel]

#español

[pearl laurel]

Oh i thought you meant Fortnite is back on iOS lol sorry

[sturdy wren]

Halo

[hollow void]

No hables espanyol

[smoky token]

#1076327824924872755

[autumn dome]

Okay

[grave moss]

halo is cool

[steady jolt]

Yes it is

[rich dagger]

me spiko spaniol

[rustic vector]

do we have server tags for discord ?

[steady jolt]

We don't have the rollout available to us yet

[frozen spoke]

Thanks!

[frozen spoke]

Hello shark

[obsidian wyvern]

I think you might be confusing this with forge

no

forge is a custom map/mode creator in game

don't think so

[candid tusk]

Rev talking to himself again. smh

[obsidian wyvern]

ah hell

[steady musk]

hi

what's yalls fav halo game

[meager linden]

Halo

[robust galleon]

why does no one play halo mcc multiplayer anymore? i try to find people from europe to matchmake and do challenges. its impossible

revive multiplayer

[signal wedge]

Halo 9

[primal vapor]

Hey guys me and my friends are trying to do the multiplayer achievements for halo 5 we need 1 more person to start a game can anyone help us?

We’re on the game right now and need 1 person urgently please

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[hasty zinc]

Coworker just walked in and handed me the Master Chief series 2 elite controller

With the case and everything

[dark lance]

hey its me ur coworker aha. I seemed to have left my controller somewhere and need it back aha.

[obsidian wyvern]

speak of the devil

[dark lance]

Say his name and he appears.

👏 👏

[fickle drift]

Ryan

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hendry-wwe-hendry-turn-around-smile-gif-12733534997953849453

[rare cedar]

Check your dms for my address, thanks

[meager linden]

Want to play with me on infinite, or are you busy today?

[obsidian wyvern]

i have made him watch jjk 0 today

[meager linden]

Ok then

Have fun

[shell elbow]

Yo guys do you think that the Flood infected Condor with a flood infected Spartan onboard is gonna show up later on?

[molten pelican]

that was a mistake, supposed to give it to me but il give you 10 bucks for the trouble

[rare cedar]

*tomorrow

[molten pelican]

Japan moment

[rare cedar]

My tomorrow, his tomorrow, your tomorrow

[cedar lance]

Do you know how to fix halo 2 subtitles delay? On mcc

[molten pelican]

Tomorrow, tomorrow, you're only a day away

[normal owl]

Pictures please. That's a hell of a surprise!

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/should-have-been-me-crying-sad-angry-gif-15937588

nah I'm still rocking my Xbox one controller, if it ain't broke

Well it's somewhat broke

[fickle drift]

I destroyed my Xbox controller a few years back

[dark lance]

I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE.

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-i-believe-i-believe-i-believe-i-believe-i-believe-i-believe-hey-im-a-believer-gif-22306287

[fickle drift]

Now I’m a believer

[worldly sedge]

Morning

[normal owl]

XB1 controllers were peak: those things perfected the X360 controller and were built like tanks (the stock OEM ones). I have let myself collect way too many controllers, so if you ever want one, holler and I'll send one.

[meager linden]

Just installed The Witcher 3

[candid tusk]

I've heard it's a pretty good card game simulator.

[hasty zinc]

I'll send one in a bit

[noble merlin]

[meager linden]

First cutscene already 10/10

Good warm evening people of Halo

[fickle drift]

Morning

[worldly sedge]

Everybody has two days until Chief leaves the Fortnite shop

[barren flame]

My new headset arrives today chat

I’ll be able to scream at my teammates for stealing the cheitens hammer on out with a bang when I was the one who killed it

[paper sun]

[fickle drift]

I’ve had it since they first released it

[worldly sedge]

Nice

[obsidian wyvern]

[paper sun]

[waxen rose]

Mastr chrf fom fornige…

[fickle drift]

But thanks

[hearty flame]

[Insert Halo 3 Believe trailer]

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-believe-master-chief-video-game-game-gif-4673194

[waxen rose]

Holding him like he’s a hand puppet

[normal owl]

Loving the new Rav4 look! https://pressroom.toyota.com/three-two-one-toyota-debuts-amazing-all-new-rav4/

[waxen rose]

Wow it looks like… every other soccer mom suv

[normal owl]

I don't know where you live where family SUVs all look like this, but this is a badass take on a good-for-anything everyday life SUV. Hammerhead + sharper-edged lines + paint-matched grille on the base model.

[waxen rose]

I live in suburbia. Where all the SUVs look like that

[normal owl]

You must live in Rich Suburbia then. Ain't like that around here.

[waxen rose]

I live near a river but I live in a shoe box

[normal owl]

what a typo lolol

[waxen rose]

I loovvvee shoebox

[normal owl]

They are handy for storage though

if they don't arrive all mashed up and torn

[waxen rose]

You… order your shoes?

[normal owl]

You... only buy shoes in person?

[waxen rose]

Yes😭

[normal owl]

I wish I could: that's more satisfying.

[waxen rose]

How else am I gonna put them on and walk around like a runway model

[normal owl]

but a lot of deals on shoes are online only. And shoe size is pretty consistent within brands.

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-usher-songland-i-see-what-youre-saying-i-see-what-you-did-there-gif-17537281

[waxen rose]

Soon ill be able to order my cars online
Wait…

[jade gust]

This is exactly how a mouse I once knew lived. At least until Mary Poppins killed them while at a tea party with Red Riding Hood

[waxen rose]

are you saying im a tiny little mouse in England 😭

[jade gust]

No. This mouse I knew wasn't in England. They were in a whole different reality

[covert dove]

wtf

[digital bane]

yo

[waxen rose]

I need to stay clear from British nannys or she will squash me while Red Riding Hood watches

[covert dove]

Wow that’s a big change, looks very different in the front

[jade gust]

To be clear, there's a whole nine seasons worth of context I'm leaving out

And at least one crossover film

[waxen rose]

Oh no… not 9 seasons worth of 45 minute episodes that ill fall asleep through

[jade gust]

The episodes are not 45 minutes long

[waxen rose]

Anything longer than 30 seconds and im gonna fall asleep

[jade gust]

Some are as short as 3

[waxen rose]

Zzz

[normal owl]

I personally love hammerhead style lights, and I noticed the tail lights are kind of a throwback to the gen prior to current gen.

rest of the body is still in the spirit of the current gen

[covert dove]

Yeah, you literally see RAV4’s everywhere

[normal owl]

best-selling SUV in America

and they last so long

[waxen rose]

Looking in a parking lot of SUVs for my SUV

[jade gust]

But are they as indestructible as a Toyota Hilux?

[normal owl]

I wish that was sold here. That would sell like crazy.

[jade gust]

No doubt

I just have fond memories of watching one get put through literal hell and still having a functioning engine

[fossil skiff]

They built different fr

[waxen rose]

Suv likers feel like the non silly version of someone who differentiates every shade of color with a new name

[molten pelican]

You can import older hilux models

But you can't drive it on the road lol

[normal owl]

They're a good solution for many people who need something that can accommodate many different features of regular life while fitting within their budget. No need to be condescending on them.

[waxen rose]

I love love love my cute car

[jade gust]

I wish I didn't have to contend with the local bird population for keeping mine clean

[frozen spoke]

Wtf does this mkb tag mean? It's literally an abbreviation for a slur in my native tongue😭

[molten pelican]

I feel unsafe driving vehicles smaller than an SUV, something about how low you sit ticks me off

Albeit they are really fun to drive and take turns better

[normal owl]

Mouse Keyboard. We're an English server, not a server in your native tongue.

[burnt olive]

I see quite a bit of JDM cars from time to time where I live

[frozen spoke]

I know but it caught me off guard, like the rocket flood in library

[waxen rose]

Small vehicles save on gas so idk its a good trade off

[burnt olive]

And yes, those small cute kei cars are also another variety of visitors as well

[waxen rose]

My vw beetle I love her love love

[molten pelican]

Definitely true

[burnt olive]

Had the occasionally rare pleasure of even seeing Skyline GT-Rs... although I'm waiting on the day I see some Silvias

[jade gust]

I have a Kia Rio and while she doesn't always want to start, she's been real good for all the journies I've used her for

[molten pelican]

Down the road I'd like to pay cash for a nice sports car, something slightly older and easy to work on

[frozen spoke]

On the contrary, SUVs being big lumbering beasts make them quite difficult to control

[molten pelican]

They aren't usually very big lol

[burnt olive]

UA/Spoiler

[frozen spoke]

Hmm yes but towering above the road makes me feel uneasy. That's why i rarely take the bus anywhere i go

[burnt olive]

I had a light rail that open up actually quite recently

[waxen rose]

My dad and his mid-life crisis sports car camero

[molten pelican]

That will definitely be me

[waxen rose]

SUVs have been getting bigger and ngl its scary

[jade gust]

Makes me glad I don't live in the US, the ones I saw while in Texas back in 2023 were way too big

[normal owl]

This might surprise you, but people are individuals and like what they like: his Camaro is as good as your Beetle.

[molten pelican]

Lots of the safety regulations and design choices in the us make them big, unflattering, too expensive, not reliable / more things that break and more problems to fix

[waxen rose]

The issue is my dad CANT fit in his car.

[burnt olive]

I worry about this as someone who loves a variety of Japanese cars and no- not the US marketed ones.

Kei cars basically out of question for me lol, even if cars like the S660 are awesome and whatnot

[frozen spoke]

Here in India, they run only SUVs on roads. Sedans are rarer

As a Japanese tuner freak, it's honestly worrisome seeing so many SUVs on roads here

[waxen rose]

My car criteria when I buy them: must be cute and silly /j/j/j

[frozen spoke]

Miata

[molten pelican]

that's a cute car

[obsidian wyvern]

the mx5 gets trashed on for no reason

[normal owl]

Cute and silly cars are the ones on the side of road in the winter. Geo-locked feature.

[molten pelican]

Rev you can't have a say here pal

[waxen rose]

You're just hating

[obsidian wyvern]

I AM AGREEING WITH YOU

[molten pelican]

2004 Toyota 4Runner v8 ftw

[normal owl]

Just reciprocating the snobbery buddy.

[waxen rose]

Mazda Firebird and her cute eyes vs my cold minnesota winter will NOT dishearten me

[molten pelican]

Exception

[waxen rose]

Yippie Yippie joy joy

[obsidian wyvern]

i am burning all the sporks at work

[normal owl]

Those things will still be running during the apocalypse lol

[molten pelican]

You have sporks at work? Awesome job

[cedar turret]

plastic doesn't burn it melts and metal wouldn't burn it would just heat up

[frozen spoke]

Rate the cuteness of RX7

[molten pelican]

Yeah, I don't think il buy another vehicle until one of us dies, and it will probably be me first

[burnt olive]

13/13

[frozen spoke]

Hell yeah!!

[waxen rose]

9/10 cuteness
I love her bashful blinking eyes

[burnt olive]

Everyone yappin on cars but y'all need to start talking about fitting a Ghost engine into a Warthog

[molten pelican]

Plus v8 sounds really good lol

[frozen spoke]

Yep so nice!

[normal owl]

"Spork's last words were, 'Save money on the funeral: don't get a hearst, just use my '04 4Runner.'"

[waxen rose]

Yall ion think it gonna fit 😭

[frozen spoke]

Hover craft variant of Warthog when

[waxen rose]

Marine joy ride

[molten pelican]

Great great great grandchildren will be learning to drive in that hunk of metal

My legacy

[normal owl]

They built those things for light wars back then lol

as in, low-level wars, not Wars of Light

[jade gust]

Oh yeah, the light wars, those were fun

[molten pelican]

I was deciding how to interpret that lmao

[normal owl]

watt were we thinking?

[molten pelican]

Another attorney comedic adventure

[burnt olive]

where's the UNSC regulations-breaking widebody kit and ducktail spoiler

[jade gust]

Watt indeed

[waxen rose]

I didn't bother reading through the 90-page regulations

[jade gust]

There's a regulation manual?

[waxen rose]

You didnt get one ?💔

[normal owl]

another casualty from going digital amirite

[jade gust]

Indeed

[forest lagoon]

That is nice! Too bad it's gonna be loaded with all the "we do most of the driving for you but not so much to actually do the driving for you making you think you can get away playing on your phone more often than you should be" features that get in the way of actually driving

[waxen rose]

Bringing back physical TOS agreements… one warthog at a time

[frozen spoke]

A custom roll Cage would go hard

[burnt olive]

A real Spartan imports his Warthogs from Reach!

RDM Warthogs baby

[forest lagoon]

It's not a mid life crisis. It's what he always wanted and had to put aside for other things and be "practical" all the time and he's finally at a point where he can treat himself and have fun with what he likes and wants.
You should hype him up for it

[waxen rose]

“Why did it ship in already totaled?”

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/treatyoself-treatyo-treatyourself-treat-azizansari-gif-5822373

[normal owl]

I wish all cell phones would get automatically forced to turn off screen so long as the car is on: allow crash detection, emergency calls, maps, and all other Carplay/Android Auto features.

[analog knot]

Poor guy works his life away, buys something he likes, and everyone calls it a mid life crisis lmao

[waxen rose]

He even admitted it 💕💖

that it was his mid-life crisis car

[analog knot]

(not saying its not by his own definition, speaking in general)

[forest lagoon]

That's because that's what he's supposed to say as an excuse lol

[analog knot]

Anytime people see an older person in a car its a crisis car 😄

[waxen rose]

He used to have a red camero but his son sold it to some guy for 5k

[normal owl]

People do not understand life until they've gone through it.

[analog knot]

Its an interesting conundrum - self driving cars have their issues, but are they smarter than your average driver staring at their phone the entire drive? lol

[normal owl]

I love when I see Corvettes with an older person driving it: they've worked so hard for so long to provide for others and their own future. Now they can finally buy themselves some fun.

[forest lagoon]

I buy a motorcycle at 31. Everyone has told me "aren't you a little young to have a mid life crisis"

My response has been:
"Well that depends, what if I only live to be 62?"

[normal owl]

chuckled ruefully out loud

[waxen rose]

62…. Skyfi if you dont live to 70 then I cant say “go take your meds grandpa”💔

[normal owl]

grandma

[waxen rose]

Grandma💔

[forest lagoon]

Depends on how bad the dementia is at that age

[normal owl]

No one's going to say that anymore now that there are cell phone reminders for it.

[burnt olive]

You don't know duct tape fixes all solutions even hits from gravity hammers?

[normal owl]

I set Mom's blood pressure medication, bedtime, and other chores as alerts.

[forest lagoon]

smart!

[waxen rose]

ducktape and ropes my beloved

[analog knot]

My wife loses her phone multiple times a day without any dementia

Or maybe its just really early onset....

[burnt olive]

Rakshasa but for vehicles

[normal owl]

Mom asked for a $300 smartwatch for her bday last year literally just for its find-my-phone feature lol

[forest lagoon]

I like her priorities!

[waxen rose]

I saw a tiktoker heat a dent up on his car w a hair dryer and pull the metal out it was crazy 😭

[normal owl]

I got her a nice metallic band for it, but she still has not sat down to learn its other features. She's taken one call on it, and it was my test call to her.

why learn when son fix?

[waxen rose]

Best son award when

[normal owl]

Had it most of life: only son.

In fact, that was a regular joke by Dad. "Hey Best Son! Well, only son."

[waxen rose]

Can't compete when you have no competition 😭

[burnt olive]

...wait, at that rate that might be just a technical 😂

[forest lagoon]

reminds me of when I saw my sister's group chat with our parents, she named it "favorite child"
So I in turn had to name mine "First Favorite Child" in retaliation

[normal owl]

hahahaha that's right!

[waxen rose]

You just ain't winning the fav child contest if you are the middle child /j/j

[forest lagoon]

They exist?

[waxen rose]

No, when thanos snapped his finger it took out only middle children
My source: trust me bro

[forest lagoon]

that's what that sound was... huh...

[burnt olive]

If people can fit jet engines into Beetles yes.

[waxen rose]

Ask the warthog engine budgeter

[past escarp]

Hello🖐️

[burnt olive]

Now I think about it I remember Forge had his own Warthog in HW2 (and it's canon too apparently)

Dude was such a car guy he had his hog turbocharged, roll bars, and even energy shielding although I don't know if a Marine could get tech like that lol

[normal owl]

Looks in incredible shape! Thumbstick tops look great and debris-free.

[waxen rose]

Omg girl slay??? That's commitment 😭

[burnt olive]

Phoenix Logs, UNSC Units, Forge's Warthog:

"Sergeant Forge has spent long hours in the Spirit of Fire's hangar customizing this Warthog with turbochargers. roll bars and hundreds more tweaks, but has no compunction to let it sit idle. Forge's Warthog is a Hero unit unique to Forge, kept out of the motor pool circulation and the hands of other Marines."

[hasty zinc]

I'm so excited

[waxen rose]

Very pretty! Much nice, very wow💕

[waxen rose]

I still have dreams of the golden warthog…

[burnt olive]

Ah... Mega Bloks. I wish the goldhog won the vote.

[meager linden]

*if only it were possible to say "I need a weapon"

[waxen rose]

I watched a “how to get the goldenhog” video months ago, assuming it was real. I was… heart broken after trying the ‘trick’ out

[burnt olive]

an urban legend until it became real in H2A

had sick rims tho

still waiting for the day Gen XII can become obtainable in-game for Infinite since the days of the Mega Bloks multiplayer set vote

[waxen rose]

Pinkhog when. Girl im waiting /j

[burnt olive]

nuh uh, give me that 7777 customs widebody kit and we'll talk-

If my Warthog isn't scraping the ground as it goes in BTB it ain't drip

[waxen rose]

LMAO

[stiff solar]

LOL real

[quaint kettle]

He also took out plant life

[meager linden]

Gonna again to try again to speed run halo infinite legendary campaign under 3 hours

Wish me luck

[waxen rose]

Remember to take breaks

[meager linden]

If only i would know where i could to turn on timer to watch real time

[indigo lotus]

I seen how to get the goldenhog video many years ago. There was one done by Ryan Zero who tricked some players to find ways to get the goldenhog trick to work, but it was prank which was funny how the fooled players reacted. It was pretty funny.

[ashen sparrow]

Relatively new to halo, i've played ce and reach so far on mcc and im just curious which one is the worst.

[quaint kettle]

None of them are really bad

[waxen rose]

All are good
Unless you ask a halo-4-hater

[ashen sparrow]

I'll give guardians a try

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 is also good, joyous time

Also I love the Miku tag LOL

[ashen sparrow]

Thanks, just trying to give all the halo games a try but im usually sticking to campaign. Reach and 3 are easily my favorite multiplayers

[muted rose]

So we’re playing that game

The correct answer for worst halo game is not CE

[shell elbow]

Yeah it's 5

[hasty zinc]

It's tied for reach/odst

[muted rose]

Go my 3

[burnt olive]

haha SMG bayonet go stab

[trim saddle]

its all according to how much fun YOU have with the game. Everyone has a different experience with each halo.

Opinions are like behinds, everyone has one.

[azure crest]

Hello 👋

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[waxen rose]

Bot spotted

[waxen rose]

Me! I also dislike 3

[obsidian wyvern]

yes it is

[waxen rose]

The code isnt working yet, mornings ig💔

[ashen sparrow]

I'm on keyes on halo ce, and level i didn't have all too much fun with so far were library, and the assault on the control room bridge part.

[obsidian wyvern]

hahaha wait till you get to 2 betrayals

[ashen sparrow]

I beat it

[waxen rose]

If you enjoy two betrayals, you’re a different breed

[obsidian wyvern]

oh was that before, can't remember

sure was fun playing the same boring level backwards

[quaint kettle]

Library is not even the worst flood level

Thats cortana in H3

[ashen sparrow]

Liked it alot more than control room for some reason, still not my favorite

[fickle drift]

Once you learn Hell Room it’s pretty trivial.

[obsidian wyvern]

at least cortana is an easy level, as bad as it is

it's also better than any ce level

[waxen rose]

Control room made me tweak out when I played it (played it the first time on Heroic)

I wanna figure out how to glitch into the door before it closes on that one CE level

[fickle drift]

Assuming this is Silent Cartographer, there's some wiggle room

But you want to be going as close to top speed as possible when you go down that ramp, and when your back wheels hit the bottom throw it to the right and exit near the start of the turn.
Back end will push you through faster than it can close.

[burnt olive]

l o g i c p l a g u e

[waxen rose]

First time I got there I took my warthog down the stairwell and when the door shut I thought I failed the level so I retried it 3 times till it clicked in my head that I didnt fail

[fickle drift]

You drove the hog in there on your first time in the level? based

[narrow ginkgo]

Is anyone playing halo 5?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[waxen rose]

I take my marines wherever I go💕

[ashen sparrow]

Silent cartographer was fun, i drove the warthog down the little ramp in the building you had to go into, but it didn't matter because i had to drive out anyways.

[waxen rose]

I backed my warthog up because I was not about to walk around the map LOL

[ashen sparrow]

Lol

Yeah cartographer is probably my favorite in ce so far

[burnt olive]

probably undisputed fav for many, even it's my favorite in CE

[waxen rose]

I enjoyed the warthog run at the end

Ce my beloved

[faint mantle]

I wish I could've stolen one of those Banshees

[ashen sparrow]

Me too, until i realized they were slow af for me

[obsidian wyvern]

it was the one level you didn't have to replay so it gets points for that

[burnt olive]

CE Banshees felt so jarring as someone started since 3

I was like... where's the boost on this thing? Until I realized we didn't get a bunch of the fun vehicle mechanics until H2

[ashen sparrow]

4 was the first halo i ever played, i never owned it and played it at a friends house and don't remember alot about it since we played half of the first level and got off to play 4j minecraft.

[burnt olive]

Feels like a full circle seeing the Halo mash-up back in Minecraft and then seeing Minecraft maps in Infinite

[spark stratus]

it is NOT

halo CE is so peak

[waxen rose]

My first game was totally unggoy farmer
I cried at the end it was too emotional for me

[shell elbow]

Agreed

[burnt olive]

real legends remember warthog launch

[shell elbow]

If your on PC get Ruby's rebalanced CE, it's even better

[spark stratus]

mhm

[spark stratus]

ruby's rebalanced is soo good

[shell elbow]

It really is

[spark stratus]

mhm

[shell elbow]

I also got Halo 2 Uncut which I've been enjoying

GPMG and Plasma Cannon go brrrrrrrrrrrt

[spark stratus]

yuhhh

im still waiting for ruby's halo 2

[shell elbow]

Likewise

[fickle drift]

Is he including the cut Warthog run in that iteration

[burnt olive]

oof, when's the ruby's rebalanced reach back- I heard it was non-functional and will be back after the H2 rebalanced mod

[spark stratus]

yep

[spark stratus]

i wouldnt know

[fickle drift]

Didn't know if it was said in a video or not, haven't kept up

Cause I played a version of it in...H2 Uncut I think, and it was cool but a bit sparse.

[hasty zinc]

I want to go home now

And play with controller

[waxen rose]

Do you got the rdr2 controller smh

[toxic vector]

Howdy

[serene aurora]

Howdu Joker how are ya

[toxic vector]

👍

[ashen sparrow]

Thats a thing? Have not played infinite since it fried my first laptop last year.

Game had bad optimization and fried my charger port

[burnt olive]

Customs do what they want lol

[candid tusk]

You don't need to go home to do that. Unbox it and fly it around with cool jet fighter noises.

[jade gust]

Even better, make alien space ship noises

[dreamy stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/nyoom-neil-tyson-degrasse-speech-gif-14708516663242203281

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-neow-sheldon-doppler-costume-gif-5679266

[waxen rose]

Coming for you/j
with my evil staff

[fickle drift]

Ok shrimp

[forest lagoon]

No, we're evil staff

[waxen rose]

Shrimp check!!

Yell shrimp check to check your shrimp posture

[analog knot]

Used to wake up every Saturday at 5AM to get fresh shrimp at the gulf and then spend all morning prepping it. Never again 😭

[indigo lotus]

Maybe use a Mantis Shrimp. They pack a good hard punch to break glass or shells of clams.

[waxen rose]

That's some serious shrimp love

[analog knot]

I was a child and I hated shrimp

[waxen rose]

If the shrimp are not battered in bread crumbs and then fried… I do NOT want it

[analog knot]

Isn’t it funny how much impact things from your childhood have on you

[waxen rose]

I used to puke whenever I ate fried chicken as a babe
I still puke now

[analog knot]

Like the time my mom told me a stuffed mushroom was a hush puppy - I didn’t trust hush puppies for years 😂

[smoky wagon]

🍪🍪

[waxen rose]

My mom told me I would turn into a lizard once
I still am afraid of becoming a lizard

[analog knot]

Let me guess, sunburn and peeling skin

[waxen rose]

No I would chew on my fingers

[analog knot]

My brother cried for hours at that one

Ah, that would do it too. The things we do as kids huh

[waxen rose]

The scariest thing was being told I would have a permanent ugly mug if I didnt stop looking so angry

[forest lagoon]

Did you wear your trusty white rubber boots??

[last wolf]

Hello

[burnt olive]

Me waking up at 6AM everyday reading this:

On the other hand, I used to wake up at 5 in the morning when I attended my high school lol

[granite sky]

any probs with infinite servers? may just be my wifi

[hasty zinc]

I saw this awesome slo-mo video the other day

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86seMKX/

[analog knot]

At least as a kid as soon as you get in the car you just go to sleep and wake up at the destination. Loved being teleported like that

[hybrid plover]

shrump

[burnt olive]

My HS was like 7-ish minutes away from home but in reality took 20 because the awfully designed entrance and traffic jams 😂

[hybrid plover]

shrump

[molten pelican]

And your body always knew what turn to wake up at lol

That was before the great crash.

[wind finch]

if needle ammunition is uniue to the elites why do they never use it

[candid tusk]

That is SUPER slick. Crazy to see the forces on the tails here.

[hybrid plover]

cuz it got nerfed

not just aimbot anymore

[wind finch]

sadge

[fickle drift]

👀

[meager linden]

YES

Halo infinite speedrun under 3 hours FINISHED

02:58:20 primary time

[obsidian wyvern]

nice

[meager linden]

I did it, it was so hard

[obsidian wyvern]

now time to do all the other games under 3 hours too

[meager linden]

NO

[peak trench]

Is that an MCC achievement?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

gotta beat each game on legendary in under 3hrs

[peak trench]

I wonder how they calculated that, like did they do it themselves and be like alright beat that!

[obsidian wyvern]

pretty sure halo 2 is impossible without skips

[hybrid plover]

i tried to Legendary h2 and quit

w a friend also

[obsidian wyvern]

just noob combo

[peak trench]

Like because it has so much story or like skipping mission sections entirely?

[obsidian wyvern]

the 3 hours only counts time u play, no cutscenes or anything. but yeah you can skip entire sections

like taking the rooftops for outskirts

[hybrid plover]

okay then beat it w me. and don’t die

[obsidian wyvern]

I never said I was good lol

[hybrid plover]

BLAH

PUAH

[obsidian wyvern]

I will say it was a lot easier than people made it out to be

except dumb sections like regret and gravemind

[hybrid plover]

idk i think it’s hard as heck but ofc people will just say skill issue lol

[silk beacon]

Yo Halo has a server tag now??

How do I get it?

[obsidian wyvern]

it doesn't

[silk beacon]

Oh some ppl like Aegis and Sam have it

[obsidian wyvern]

if it did, you'd see in your profile customisation

[silk beacon]

Is it for another server?

[obsidian wyvern]

private server yeah

[silk beacon]

Sad.

[twin oriole]

servers cooked?

[silk beacon]

Again?? 😔

Thisis just sad. That one day I woke up and nothing to do with the bp or even the menu wouldn't load

[tiny token]

LARRY

[silk beacon]

Wow

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[silk beacon]

Huh okay.

[peak trench]

Halo 5

[granite sky]

I was having issues a bit ago as well

[waxen rose]

Isn't real. Go back to bed. It was a figment of your imagination.

[silk beacon]

😭

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 is a collective delusion everyone imagined up trust me

[hearty flame]

Halo 5 MP was gas tho

Unironically best in the franchise

[waxen rose]

Good dream

[peak trench]

Best halo multiplayer frfr

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[silk beacon]

Firefight is one of those gamemodes you don't get bored of :D

[normal owl]

H5 Warzone is the most I've enjoyed PvP ever.

[waxen rose]

If I lose everyone cheated
If I win I am the goat

[silk beacon]

I always got top score 😎

[hearty flame]

I will never knock Halo 5 MP.

Warzone? Goated with some flaws.
Warzone Firefight? Amazing with some flaws.
The glorious Custom Games like Escape the Horde? Amazing.
Having Buck as your custom anncouncer? Amazing.

[waxen rose]

BUCK MY BELOVED

[normal owl]

Movement and Gunfighting: Glorious.

[silk beacon]

Yeah custom announcers were nice to have

[hearty flame]

The biggest downside to 5 multiplayer was the way it was monetized, but if they monetized it via battlepasses (no store ew store) it would have probably been the most goated MP of all time

[granite sky]

had a lot of fun in warzone

[peak trench]

I wish I could try it 😭 I was too stubborn to give halo 5 a genuine try back when it was popular

[hearty flame]

Oh also the lack of splitscreen (I think this was the first one) was disheartening

[normal owl]

It exemplified the "dance of death" philosophy that Halo's always had.

[granite sky]

unless against a full team would get wrecked by phaeton thing

[waxen rose]

The halo 5 hate was strong with you back then /j

[peak trench]

I was stupid and believed everything YouTubers told me to

[normal owl]

I wish you could've too!

[waxen rose]

Halo youtubers (the mean ones) are such an ick

[normal owl]

I bought a 2nd XB1 and brought both XB1 consoles and 2 TVs into my office so that a colleague and I could play Warzone after work a couple days/week. It was one of the best gaming periods of my life.

[silk beacon]

I've never ever watched Halo Youtubers.