general-chat

[balmy pagoda]

Duke Nukem mention

[waxen rose]

I read this as your son beat Mr Beast, I might be dyslexic💔

[balmy pagoda]

I'm doing that with my baby sister
Shell will learn what a good game is

No Gears?

[glass crest]

first person then third person

[fickle drift]

👀

[balmy pagoda]

Fair enough

[sand nest]

Gears Wan't Around Back Then

Half-Life Was

[waxen rose]

No Half-Life? Dang it

[balmy pagoda]

Gears is still a masterpiece of a franchise regardless

It's a game everyone getting into videogames should experience imo

[sand nest]

I Loved Wiping The Floor Of Players In Quake 3 Corkskrew. Games Today Feels So Slow Compared To It

[waxen rose]

Make your kids cool by letting them play pokémon

[balmy pagoda]

I need to play that game.
It's on my list trust me

[waxen rose]

I still need to play portal💔

[balmy pagoda]

Never l liked it personally

[sand nest]

Pokemon Kills. They Walk Into Traffic

[balmy pagoda]

The card game

[waxen rose]

Pokemon like pokémon moon on the 3ds

Not Pokemon go

[balmy pagoda]

I feel like I'm the only one who knew in my friend groups how to play the card game

[waxen rose]

I have so many Pokemon cards, most are junk professor or element cards💔

[rich oar]

Has anyone been kicked out of a match by anti cheat on halo infinite with this new update? I just got back onto infinite after a while and the anti cheat removed me from the match for some odd reason. I restarted my game and hoping it works but this has never happened before…how odd.

[balmy pagoda]

I used to collect.
I'm getting back into magic now

[waxen rose]

That's cool!
I've been looking for Godzilla magic cards for my sibling

[sand nest]

Its Been Happening A Lot With My Friends. But Its Usually From A Match With A Hard Core Team Killer That Using A Mod To Hide Their Name To Report

[balmy pagoda]

They changed the rules a bit so it's a little confusing. Like how certain cards work with damage to the player

[waxen rose]

That's weird
Do most still go by the old rules?

[rich oar]

Really. I tried doing the new BTB mode. Im getting into a match right now so hopefully it doesnt happen again

[balmy pagoda]

People? Yep. I do and most of my friends

[waxen rose]

Are you also into D&D?

[balmy pagoda]

Mhm

I do a lot of that stuff

[waxen rose]

I had a D&D spartan character named “Marine the Marine” (you had to say his ENTIRE name every time)
None of my friends knew what Halo was so they didnt get it

[lyric prairie]

Smash or Pass our boy Rtas 'Vadum

I need to be locked up and studied by ONI but t they're not gonna stop me

[obsidian wyvern]

are they even friends if they don't make fun of you for being a halo fan

[sand nest]

I'm In 5 D&D Campaigns. I Have To 3D Print The Figures & Paint Them For The Party Or DM

[waxen rose]

no, I should've been bullied but they didnt know what it was💔

[balmy pagoda]

You saying you're friends don't know Halo reminds me of when I used to ride a bus during my senior year of Highschool. Most of it was middle schoolers because of the route.
But I was talking about who would win Master Chief or 6 (the usual debate) with my friend and everyone said that's the guy from Fortnite like legit they said I was wrong and I didn't know my games

[lyric prairie]

They don't know Halo? Chokes on Flood Infection form

[waxen rose]

HELP LOL

[fickle drift]

😭

That’s messed up

[balmy pagoda]

Just a reminder to the young ones Halo is the reason ANY of those games exist

It also came out in 01. Way before Fortnite lol

[lyric prairie]

Sell the "Guy from fortnite" guy to ONI

[sand nest]

Halo Loved Taking Content From Aliens Movies

[waxen rose]

Me when Master Chief, Miku, Goku, and Optimus Prime gotta defeat Eminem, Peter Griffin, Naruto, and the Demigorgan

[balmy pagoda]

True nothing is original but saying Master Chief or John Wick or Doomguy is from Fortnite...

[sand nest]

But Demolition Man Taken Content From Halo With The Main Actor Being John Spartan

[waxen rose]

Master Chief? I only know John Spartan.

[balmy pagoda]

God I forgot about that movie

[fickle drift]

A guy I was playing with said doom guy was master chief

[balmy pagoda]

They're not even in the same league lol

[waxen rose]

Every single green armored thing is just automatically transformed into Master Chief sooner or later

[balmy pagoda]

He's just that iconic

[lyric prairie]

A guy I was with yesterday said that the Enterprise(NCC-1701-F) was the Pillar of Autumn.

The 6 remaining braincells in his head are just... idk

[balmy pagoda]

The Enterprise from...
Star Trek?

[lyric prairie]

Yes

[waxen rose]

Lord take the wheel

[balmy pagoda]

How do you confuse those???

[lyric prairie]

I mean, he could just be stupid

[sand nest]

Their Is A Ship On Star Trek Online That Similar To The Pillar Of Autumn

[balmy pagoda]

One LITERALLY has a giant disc

[edgy jolt]

What’s good pal

[lyric prairie]

With 2 chopsticks

[waxen rose]

I could see comparing it to a star wars ship but… the pillar of autumn?? A huge rectangle??😭

[balmy pagoda]

The other is just...
I don't know a log? With engines?

[sand nest]

Actually Its More Like Galatica

[lyric prairie]

More like a brick, but a staggered brick

I mean, UNSC design philosophy is just a brick with a big-ass gun right?

[waxen rose]

Huge brick that looks cool™️

[balmy pagoda]

A gun that somehow doesn't look that effective in 4...

[lyric prairie]

But in Fall of Reach(The film) we saw a Paris Class Frigate (Commonwealth) penetrate the shields and punch a hole through a CCS(?) In a few shots

[waxen rose]

Looks can be deceiving

[balmy pagoda]

I just thought that the Infinity's main batteries would do more then a small whole. Then again it was a Forerunner ship

[lyric prairie]

Can Halo Studios maybe make a game like Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnoughts where we can make our own starship pweaseee.

[balmy pagoda]

That'd be sick

[waxen rose]

“Halo: space wars” or whatever

[balmy pagoda]

Imagine a mix between Forerunner and UNSC. (Yes I know the infinity uses Forerunner technology)

[lyric prairie]

It could work like Starfield's ship building. Microsoft owns Bethesda, they could do it.

So we would just Frankenstein Hull pieces together

And put MACs and other weapons

[waxen rose]

Its if they would want to do it since it deviates quite a bit from anything halo has done

Big companies like to play it safe now

[lyric prairie]

LET'S THROW MONEY AT CHOKEPOINT GAMES:)
I swear SoTP 1 is awesome, and they're making SoTP2

[frosty siren]

INFINITYS DAWN whould be the ship name

[idle plume]

Stack like 5 of those Infinity Macs on one ship

[frosty siren]

I will for them LoL

Given me like 4 or 5 years

[lyric prairie]

But unfortunately they're busy with SoTP2

[sand nest]

To Release Then 2 More Years To Fix

[waxen rose]

The waiterrrr

[frosty siren]

For the first 2 years ima gonna finish highschool... then idk how how long art college whould be thoe

Ima assume 2 years as well

Mabby 3... luckily a person at 343 said they whould sponsor my college

Then I will design the new ship

[waxen rose]

You're gonna be waiting till youre an old man in the funeral home for your game to come out and then be fully polished and then be updated again for new content

[lyric prairie]

Guys what happened in Far Isle?
The UNSC definitely didn't nuke a colony killing everyone in it.

[frosty siren]

Watch me name the ship to be something related to me... the CYSTIC

[frosty siren]

Deff the covandent

[waxen rose]

‘Gotta do what you gotta do’ - Halsey or something

[sand nest]

Hopefully No More 8 Month Contracts From Microsoft Leaving Them 2-4 Months To Train. I'm Worried About Fable Being Delayed Being Forced Using A Racing Game Engine

[frosty siren]

Welp ima go back to being a weeb now

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-zenless-jane-gif-14738790479756465172

;)

[hexed geyser]

i got a 11.7 day streak in the mcc

[waxen rose]

Reminds me when someone said there was never a “halo anime”

[sand nest]

Still Want To Prototype Mech From Halo Legends

[waxen rose]

“More cat girls” is on the actual Halo Wiki its killing me😭 @idle plume

[idle plume]

Link

[waxen rose]

WHAT

[frosty siren]

Errm actually she's a rat girl

[waxen rose]

google it💖

[frosty siren]

Get it right

[idle plume]

ONG ITS REAL

[waxen rose]

My bad
Where my sad ant person holding a stick with a bandana tied to it image…

[idle plume]

WHAT THE HELL

[waxen rose]

I told you😭

[hexed geyser]

what in Rare & Bungie's names are you talking about

[fickle drift]

King shark

[hexed geyser]

my status is funny lol

[sand nest]

Should Have Been A Conker The Squirrel In A Spartan Armor

[idle plume]

Alwin the chipmunk in Mjolnir

[halcyon mica]

Common Fandom wiki L

[waxen rose]

All the images have me dying, especially the one where Wolfychu has her hand on the Chief’s shoulder like she’s giving him a pep talk

[hexed geyser]

ik but banjo is kinda an fps

[waxen rose]

Its lobotomizing me

[hexed geyser]

Banjo-Tooie is half fps half platformer

[sand nest]

I Can't Claim My Halo Armor In Fable 2 Anymore : (

[safe dawn]

Elaborate at once

[waxen rose]

The halo wiki “more cat girls” halo legends

[safe dawn]

Dm me a link at once.

[waxen rose]

Its

On google? You can google it?

[safe dawn]

It's 10:36pm and I am feeling terribly lazy but aight

[waxen rose]

Its so stupid and funny its caused me to lose 1/4th of my brain

[safe dawn]

Oh it's a fandom site

[waxen rose]

Yeah thats why its so bad😭

The images at the bottom are the best part

[obsidian wyvern]

they should bring back the disruptor to it's launch state anyway

[safe dawn]

Now I gotta actually find the fanfic story for this lol

If it doesn't exist I'ma commit some war crimes

[safe dawn]

Why?

[waxen rose]

The good halo fanfics are on Ao3
More Cat Girls wouldn't be on Ao3

[obsidian wyvern]

because it was actually a weapon worth picking up then

[safe dawn]

It still is?

[obsidian wyvern]

not over most other weapons

[safe dawn]

It's a support pistol, not a primary pistol

It serves a similar role to the plasma pistol

[waxen rose]

My brother… I will create it if it isnt(/hj)

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah no kidding it isn't a primary lol

[safe dawn]

Tomorrow is gonnabe a wild ride for me

[waxen rose]

“Master chief stepped into the lab… holy smokes!!! It was Wolfychu!!!! Real!!!”
Trust me.

Peak writing

[obsidian wyvern]

at least they brought back it's DoT

without it, it was useless in 4v4

[sinful scarab]

Halo dead

[waxen rose]

Halo funeral when? Goodbye installation 4

[crystal glade]

Uno reverse card (because that joke is also dead too I am guessing)

Call me a freak for turning ping off when I replied

[waxen rose]

Ping off = morally right

[crystal glade]

Thank you

[dry lintel]

pingas

[dry lintel]

im ok with this

[frosty siren]

Rember thoe... the disrupter is a fully auto gun... my halo clan leader told me that

[frosty siren]

Least the calascute disrupt makes do for the nerf on the base Disrupter

I think the calcite is my favorite pistol

And the AT longshot is my fav AR

The uhhh base S7 sniper is my fav long range

And the fuel rod cannon is my gav rpg

And don't get me started with REPULSERS

Man i love thoes

[meager linden]

You mean installation 04?

[radiant glade]

You mean Destiny 2?

[worldly sedge]

Goodnight, wake me up when it’s May 6

[celest gate]

How does the Halo Assault rifle have such poor accuracy?
The thing is a bullpup meaning the chamber and action is behind the trigger.
Bullpups are meant to be Weapons that have a longer barrel in a smaller package.
I.E the P90 a bullpup SMG (sorry.. PDW) that is less than a shoulder's width and can hold 50 rounds and can defeat body armor at over 150 meters.
Bullpups have long barrels which should mean better accuracy, yet the MA40 has terrible accuracy at even Semi-Mid range
Why is that?

[lime cedar]

for sure dog

[dry lintel]

Video game 👍

[frosty siren]

for game balacing

thats my guess

[jade gust]

Video game balance, Halo isn't exactly going for realism with its gameplay

[waxen rose]

Me when my video game isnt real life enough or something

[meager linden]

Good raining day people of Halo

[fringe raven]

Good accuracy is boring

[rich dagger]

halo fans will find anything to disagree with

[distant depot]

blow me away is so goated

[viral dune]

ONI did nothing wrong

[worthy ginkgo]

It actually has really good accuracy in the lore it just is balanced that way for game play

[narrow tundra]

You just aren't master chief buddy

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-lux-don't-make-me-laugh-gif-9670225041335986824

[gaunt saddle]

man i'd love if mcc has a mendicant bias sigil

theres one for the librarian, why not the didact, mendicant and offensive bias

[thorny briar]

I mean the long shot assault rifle is more realistic tbf

More accuracy and hits harder

[rare cedar]

Howdy chat

[sharp aurora]

[rare cedar]

[meager linden]

Ohhh, new emoji

[sharp aurora]

i think its been there a while

[rare cedar]

It’s been there

[meager linden]

Really?
Then why did nobody use it?

[rare cedar]

There are many emojis here that nobody uses much

[sharp aurora]

who knows

this is my fav

[meager linden]

Ok, see you all soon
Busy today

[rare cedar]

[stuck rune]

Love it when someone leaves a ranked match and gets us the L 😦

[azure atlas]

Good morning and happy Sunday everyone

[rich dagger]

does anyone know what chamber the AR uses

like is it a 5.56 or a 7.62 whatever

[signal wedge]

7.62

[meager linden]

Tomorrow Skype will gonna die

[molten pelican]

May the fourth be with you

[worldly sedge]

May the 4th Be With You

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-tardis-smile-gif-13048913

[signal wedge]

I will force choke you

[signal wedge]

it's been dead to me since 2010

[covert dove]

[viral dune]

May the hot orange juice be in my system

[lavish crane]

ja

So after some time I made some progress again on the game yesterday

again Iam like sorry that I was away from it.. For some time

[viral dune]

You are forgiven

Forgiveness blast

[jolly furnace]

May the 4th be with you

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/psychic-evil-blast-gif-5005854190994318619

[meager linden]

Is it possible to learn this power?

Chat filled with Star Wars things

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-boba-fett-shaking-my-head-nope-no-gif-18675200

[meager linden]

I would expect to see Anakin, rather than Boba Fett

[signal wedge]

Anakin showing up again in ahsoka s2 sums up why all the newer shows are terrible in comparision to Andor

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/Diamondbolt7/status/1918792182380536231?t=ms6hg-ES5J691JUOhvs-BQ&s=19

adambolt (@Diamondbolt7) on X

happy star wars everyone today is also my birthday and because it's my birthday i get to introduce you to my girlfriend who is amazing

X · May 3, 2025, 10:18 PM

[frosty siren]

Revenant face reveal

Wait a min

Nvm i worng LoL

Adam LoL

I woke up to early LoL

[obsidian wyvern]

..there's people who haven't seen the video

😮

[frosty siren]

What vid?

[obsidian wyvern]

the one in that tweet

[jade gust]

I remember, I know it all too well

[frosty siren]

I don't see a vidoe

[worldly sedge]

What happened?

[fickle drift]

The video the screenshot in the tweet was taken from.
It circulated a lot a while back for how creative folk where with their video-replies and the escalation of the situation depicted

[crystal glade]

I like it when it rains

[fickle drift]

Same 🤝

[crystal glade]

👍

[jade gust]

I wish I had rain right now. Instead we have this weird bright ball in the sky which blinds you if you look at it

[fickle drift]

Chicken jockey

[crystal glade]

I really need to change my pfp back

[fickle drift]

Lava chicken

[candid solar]

Oh, to be a frog hiding in the swamp vegetation

[meager linden]

Where Hypno frog?

[meager linden]

Hot take
2025 is 31% complete

[jade gust]

That's not what a hot take is

[meager linden]

Take it, or leave it

[candid solar]

[jade gust]

Also, we're 33.88% through the year, not 31%

(Not I did have to round it up for the sake of not typing out a longer number)

[cedar turret]

That’s good, I’m looking forward to 1922

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe thats why it was a hot take

[fickle drift]

Hello I would like more maps in Halo Infinite Firefight Gruntpocalypse Fiesta. I would like all maps ever created to be in the game.

343 are you listening to me! I want all maps in halo firefight

[fickle drift]

I am looking forward to MORE MAPS IN HALO INFINITE FIREFIGHT!

[fickle drift]

NEVER THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE COMMUNITY

[fickle drift]

Actually it is 100% of people who want new maps

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dumbfounded-momo-ayase-ayase-momo-ken-takakura-gif-14575386895602202640

[fickle drift]

If you do, then you want all maps added ever created. JUST PRESS Ctrl c

[fickle drift]

EXACTLY PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP THIS IS A MOVEMENT

[jade gust]

I get you want more stuff added to Firefight but I don't think replying to people talking about unrelated stuff is the way to go

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

[cedar turret]

Turn off the caps lock too

[fickle drift]

YES IT is

[fickle drift]

Well tell 343 INDUSTRIES to bring back all maps

[calm fiber]

Please do not tag Admins or Moderators unless immediate action is needed. If you see anything that does not abide by our rules and guidelines, please tag a Moderator to bring it to their attention.

[hasty zinc]

who is 343 Industries?

[candid solar]

This bird. This bird is my only response to this tomfoolery.

[idle plume]

Camo bird

He looks so delicious

[remote spruce]

That bird looks useless

[fickle drift]

I agree

Just like 343

[fickle drift]

only us new heads get it, the old heads have had their brain rotted out

[candid solar]

[wise pecan]

Hi everyone

[candid solar]

0 days without shenanigans.

[idle plume]

Boo

[remote spruce]

I’m gonna

[wise pecan]

Lol

[fickle drift]

Throw a fit if they don't add all 110 maps ever created into gruntpocalypse fiesta

[elfin glacier]

@candid solar

[remote spruce]

That’s alot!

[idle plume]

Youre gonna what

[fickle drift]

We want more! he is gonna contact 343

[elfin glacier]

@candid solar https://youtube.com/shorts/H_xDa2H2qks

[fickle drift]

How old are you bird watchers?

[hasty zinc]

cal-ifornia quails they're undeniable

[remote spruce]

This is more like it

[fickle drift]

You dont talk about this on this server this is for halo related content

I am biggest halo fan

[elfin glacier]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qo0QXvFBeTU

[cedar turret]

Press ignore

[candid solar]

I love quail, they have such a silly little head thingy

[idle plume]

Why does it have a Mohawk feather infront

[elfin glacier]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DtZab9r2Z_Y

[candid solar]

Birbs have a thing for silly little birb accouterments

[idle plume]

Some birds really do look like chickens

[faint mantle]

Not as big as Aegis I'll tell you that
@hasty zinc do you still have that Locke figurine picture?

[muted rose]

The quail merely observes the going ons

[elfin glacier]

antenna

[candid solar]

Gathering birb intel

[elfin glacier]

it recieves high speed internet and hd tv signals wirelessly

[idle plume]

CIA agent ahh bird

[candid solar]

Secret birb intel for secrets

[elfin glacier]

also intel

it can spin around like a radar dish

[candid solar]

As a secretary bird I gather much more data than quails

For I have many antennae

[elfin glacier]

you gather quills

stinky

[hasty zinc]

I have them all lol

[idle plume]

Oh people do eat the Quails. I wonder how they taste

[candid solar]

A great deal of information

[elfin glacier]

like knowledge

[meager linden]

That worm series on TCW
The hell of scary, even now

[remote spruce]

That’s the bird villain from angry birds 2 movie

[candid solar]

Intelbirb

Gains extra knowledge with every consumption

[faint mantle]

For some reason that reminds me of the router that looks like a spider

[remote spruce]

[faint mantle]

No

It made aegis upset, I should have the picture somewhere.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/rxP3sypuBzW.gif

lol that gif is broken

[meager linden]

Nice looking modem

The power of 6G WiFi

[fickle drift]

But you dont have all maps ever created

[candid solar]

6G wifi made my cat levitate and state that frogs are the true fae of this world

[meager linden]

I heard China launched 10G internet

https://www.idnfinancials.com/news/54021/china-launches-worlds-first-10g-internet-network#:~:text=JAKARTA – China has achieved a,development of global digital infrastructure.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bVl5A.gif

[meager linden]

No, not ever in my life

[faint mantle]

The only appropriate response

[indigo lotus]

Jeez, that is creepy at first. Looks like a big robotic Black Widow spider.

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-anime-momo-ayase-okarun-ken-takakura-gif-1624990033878390232

[candid solar]

[jade gust]

Not gonna lie, I'd set up my router like that too if it looked like a robot spider

[molten pelican]

I hate this

[crystal glade]

Who pinged me in this channel

[meager linden]

There was one, but he was banned, or he left the server

Pretty sure he was banned

[crystal glade]

Ah

[meager linden]

Ok
Good lighting and thunderstorm night people of Halo

[crystal glade]

Good night/morning/dawn/dusk/afternoon/evening/midnight/midday everyone!

[meager linden]

Maybe I'm gonna launch my first Halo stream tomorrow, in 10PM(22:00 in my time)

[azure atlas]

What time is for you now, so maybe I can watch

[fickle wave]

Anyone Know why when I load up halo it doesn't load it just stops at one point I have re downloaded it, but doesn't help. When it says to press enter to play I press enter but it just stops and doesn't do anything.

[fickle drift]

I’ll watch

[normal flint]

Did anyone see pancreasnowork's video on unsc ships? I loved it. I'm glad he's a halo fanboy.

[azure atlas]

Today drops for Halo Infinite:
HCS Open 4 DAY2-MAY4
Watch for 2 hours and claim the reward Overkill Charm

[meager linden]

EEST +3

[azure atlas]

What time, not what timezone 😛

[fickle drift]

Silly wade

[meager linden]

I know

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[obsidian wyvern]

it says his time there, and he's given you his timezone..

[azure atlas]

So it's 21:03 for you now?

[meager linden]

Yes, right now

But I'm gonna stream tomorrow

[azure atlas]

Cool cool. Your 10pm is mine 8pm, so will watch 🙂

[meager linden]

But, I must warn you twice
Since It's my first stream, I'll be without a micro, and my infinite is localised for Ru(some dialogue will be in English, some dialogue mixed up on Ru localisation)

[azure atlas]

It's fine

[meager linden]

Nah just warning, for sure, just let be without surprises

[dry lintel]

Imma be fr, lockpicking isn’t hard at all once you figure it out

[muted rose]

There’s always the skeleton key if you can’t

[dry lintel]

there’s always F5 -> F6

[muted rose]

You have to be above level 10 though so maybe just try anyway

[meager linden]

May the 4th be with you, good night

[full skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-dark-side-meditate-yoda-may-the-force-be-with-you-gif-11767027

Why are these gifs only showing links

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-embed-epic-fail-gif-21042802

[hasty zinc]

because you don't have embed permissions

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[obsidian wyvern]

;'#

[empty sable]

Hmm

[full skiff]

Well, I didn't know about that

Are there certain things I gotta do

[jade gust]

Work out how many baked beans fit into the diameter of a Halo

[thorn bane]

So the smallest halo ever is from halo wars 2 ( I think )

Halo is about 19871 miles in full circle

About 6649 miles wide

Diameter: 7.3cm

Height: 11.1cm

Volume: 464.6 cm^3

Navy Bean Density: 0.801 g/cm^3

Baked Bean Content Density: 1.017 g/cm^3

So that would be Quadrillion: 4,456,669,011,469,060 to fill a halo ring

[obsidian wyvern]

this is so inaccurate

theres no way its only 4 quadrillion beans

[thorn bane]

I know I asked a friend

[thorn bane]

Thats literally what 3 of us said

[remote spruce]

I can confirm

[thorn bane]

Huh

[remote spruce]

Yes

[fickle drift]

Stop deleting my messages

Why do people take a dump on halo 4

[fossil skiff]

I don’t think the diameter of a halo ring is 7.3 centimeters

[stuck wind]

Just got t bagged in halo infinite : )

T bagging is rude as hell, all I gotta say

[hasty zinc]

meh

[fossil skiff]

Even if I completely outplay someone when they had the upper hand?

[stuck wind]

Would you want someone to hump your dead body, for me I find that very offensive

And toxic as hell

[radiant glade]

true to real Spartan code in Sparta

[hasty zinc]

it's a video game

[stuck wind]

I know it’s a video game, but it’s still pretty rude

[steady jolt]

Honestly, I don't think it's that deep

[hasty zinc]

it really isn't

[fossil skiff]

Are you going to call the police if I steal your team’s Warthog?

[balmy pagoda]

Isn't that like... A tradition in Halo?

You get t-bagged, t-bag em back

[dry lintel]

kids these days

[hasty zinc]

wouldn't the person murdering you in game be worse than t-bagging 🤔

[rare cedar]

[stuck wind]

What of course not, but I do say some things to the people who t bag me, I know it’s a halo tradition but it’s a bad one

[balmy pagoda]

I mean technically

[fossil skiff]

brother if you think that is bad thank god you did not play back in the day

[glass crest]

kinda look a little bit of space marine in doom game

[muted rose]

He’s right we should remove the ability to crouch since it’s rude to this one specific person

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/soft-kobe-bryant-gif-24255342

[muted rose]

In fact all Spartans legs are removed now

[fossil skiff]

we are chicken nuggets with guns now?

[balmy pagoda]

That needs to be a game

[muted rose]

They float like miis

[dry lintel]

kotaku article “How the age old tradition of teabagging is actually problematic”

[hasty zinc]

maybe we can roll around like those cut promethean knight animations in Halo 4

[fossil skiff]

The what
Aegis I need the source

[hasty zinc]

sec

[stuck wind]

I’m just saying that t bagging is rude as hell, humping a body like that is well, bad?

[balmy pagoda]

First time hearing this knight stuff lol

[stuck wind]

I know everyone did that back in the day so I respect it, but in modern halo things change, I think

[balmy pagoda]

My friends still t-bag and give each other the 09 COD lobby treatments

[hasty zinc]

https://youtu.be/f1wmVlOFrxI?si=ZSRkn2lokQ4UlmKM&t=26

[molten pelican]

No it's fun

Just do it back to them

[molten pelican]

Written right after getting a D1 whooping in a ranked match

[dry lintel]

Bro that’s literally halo 3

[balmy pagoda]

I kinda like those animations

[molten pelican]

The hud lol

[dry lintel]

343 really has no originality smh

[molten pelican]

What is a 343

[hasty zinc]

that's just alpha stuff

[stuck wind]

I don’t get the meaning of it. Why hump a dead body and be that toxic? It confuses me

[hasty zinc]

they didn't make a new engine for 4

[molten pelican]

Because it's fun

[dry lintel]

(I know)

[balmy pagoda]

The teleporting is cool but I like the rolling better

[silk beacon]

Good evening

[hasty zinc]

rolling is so cool, wish it wasn't cut

[dry lintel]

it’s when you win all 3 matches

[molten pelican]

Aegis they haven't nerfed it irl yet you can roll irl it's fun

[muted rose]

Actually crazy comparison lmao

[fossil skiff]

The fact that I learned promethean knights had a rolling animation like a Droideka on star wars day is PEAK COMEDY

[silk beacon]

LOLL

[molten pelican]

Bad choice of wording

[balmy pagoda]

Could've made for some unique encounters.
Instead of the teleporting the rolling would've made it more fast paced and maybe environment changes

[stuck wind]

Yeah I guess I gotta play more halo to understand what t bagging is

[silk beacon]

Eh ur not allowed to say that?? XDd

I was tricked :0 the other guy said it

[steady jolt]

Yeah, that's not anything we should be discussing here or bringing up, Jonah

[silk beacon]

Sorry. Will keep in mind that that's now allowed :3

[balmy pagoda]

I love seeing cut content from video games. And pre alpha builds. Very unique and interesting stuff

[stuck wind]

Wait t bagging is a banned topic here, didn’t know that

[steady jolt]

I'm not talking about tbagging

[hasty zinc]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjAkqtL9/

[steady jolt]

I'm talking about the comments you made about Call of Duty

[molten pelican]

T bagging is quite embraced here

[silk beacon]

lol

[stuck wind]

Oh the other things, whoops I’m sorry I said that then

[molten pelican]

lol I've done this before

[silk beacon]

I need to

[molten pelican]

Much bigger tire, how do you even fit in that

[balmy pagoda]

Oh how easily satisfied men are lol

[obsidian wyvern]

droideka

[silk beacon]

I just saw some dude doing it on Halo 5 when I was like 10, and my dad wouldn't tell me what it meant, so I just started doing it LMAO

[stuck wind]

Yes I won’t say it again, just making some comparisons about the two game’s… toxic manners

[molten pelican]

What

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/droideka-attack-star-wars-fire-gif-11539349

[glass crest]

any video clips of the new supershotgun gravity hammer bayonet attachment

[balmy pagoda]

My grammer not grammer today

[waxen rose]

Im scared

[silk beacon]

I can remmeber tryna make a lego transformer version of thoswe forever ago

[obsidian wyvern]

there was a whole livestream for it

[balmy pagoda]

Guys that wasn't a nod to...
Nvm

[safe dawn]

aren't all of the halo rings the same diameter?

[hasty zinc]

well now they are I think

they used to be bigger

[molten pelican]

Had a very sudden and specific desire to play with one of those Lego Chima racers

[waxen rose]

I’mplural because there's multiple goblins controlling my body like kids stacked up under a trench coat

[obsidian wyvern]

What's the diameter of a broken zeta halo

[hasty zinc]

♾️

[balmy pagoda]

I miss Chima

[hasty zinc]

it all makes sense now

[safe dawn]

I remember seeing in the encyclopedia or mythos or something, that the diameters were all 10km give or take

[tight remnant]

The same as unbroken

[tight remnant]

That's very small

[balmy pagoda]

Interesting analogy...

[hasty zinc]

30k

[obsidian wyvern]

..there is no way it's 10km lol

[hasty zinc]

was original size

[stuck wind]

Well I just made a really confusing conversation, sorry about that guys

[safe dawn]

idk that's the last thing I remember seeing from what I remember being an official source

[tight remnant]

The first halo array of 12 rings was 30k km indeed

[silk beacon]

MASTER FREAK WSG

[safe dawn]

ye that, it got shrunk down to 10 iirc

[molten pelican]

Only 10?

[tight remnant]

The newer rings, including the shruken down rings are ten thousand kilometers in diameter

[hasty zinc]

IIRC zeta was the last remaining 30k ring until a planet passed through it

[obsidian wyvern]

idk where he's getting 10 from lmfao

[waxen rose]

If one of them stops working I will deflate like a balloon and they’ll run away

[safe dawn]

then it got reformatted into one of the newer ones

[tight remnant]

Omega halo

[hasty zinc]

ah

I'm not a real halo fan

[silk beacon]

Wha

[hasty zinc]

I must leave

[molten pelican]

Hi not a real halo fan

[safe dawn]

@obsidian wyvern I thought I wasn't tripping lol

[waxen rose]

To the pit with you!

[obsidian wyvern]

10km?

what, in what world is it only 10

[safe dawn]

it really isn't that small if you actually think about it

know what, I'ma just google it, solve all our issues

[silk beacon]

Hi notarealhalofan

[molten pelican]

10km is like a slightly challenging hike at best lol

[dry lintel]

Is there a Sigma halo

[obsidian wyvern]

how are you going from 30k to just 10

[safe dawn]

halopedia here I come!

[silk beacon]

Yeah. I do that all the time

[waxen rose]

Ending it all if there is

[hasty zinc]

no use halo fandom

it's the truest source of info

[safe dawn]

diameter not circumference

[tight remnant]

https://halo.bungie.org/misc/sloftus_scalecomparison/1280h.html

[dry lintel]

Thanks for shutting down Giant Bomb Fandom, really appreciate it

Awful company

[tight remnant]

Here's a fun website to check the size of different things in halo, it's not updated so it's missing a lot

[silk beacon]

I though reddit was

[obsidian wyvern]

I think you are missing the thousand in 10

[tight remnant]

But great website

[hasty zinc]

yeah 10k km

[molten pelican]

If you take really really big strides you can hike that

[obsidian wyvern]

just a quick stroll

[hasty zinc]

after dinner walk, ez

[safe dawn]

@obsidian wyvern from halopedia: A total of eighteen Halo rings existed during the reign of the Forerunners; an older array of twelve 30,000-kilometer-wide rings produced by the greater Ark and six 10,000-kilometer rings, constructed at the newer lesser Ark. Of these, only seven survived to be included in the final Array. The Halos were originally deployed in orbit over large gas giants.[15] However, as of 2557, Installation 03 orbited a rocky planet.[16] Installation 04 maintained an atmospheric mining facility in its anchor planet Threshold's atmosphere until it was destroyed by the Covenant.[17]

[molten pelican]

It's not like you're gonna drive it Rev

[hasty zinc]

bet

[steady jolt]

10km is its speed running size

[obsidian wyvern]

I actually got insured today 😤

[hasty zinc]

how much lol

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah the mess up was you forgetting the thousand in 10.. and me being petty lol

[molten pelican]

Sweet man

[obsidian wyvern]

1500 a year

[hasty zinc]

not bad

[molten pelican]

What type did you get that's not bad

[safe dawn]

sometimes I forget lol, I do a bunch of stuff in my head so I default measurements sometimes

[obsidian wyvern]

better than my initial 6k figure

[stuck wind]

You know how in halo infinite you could explore part of a ring via open world. What if we had a halo game where you can explore the full ring

[molten pelican]

Yeah who is paying 6k a year oj car insurance lol

[hasty zinc]

it covers beans and toast loss

[obsidian wyvern]

my dad only pays like 150 a year, had some no claims thing for like 20 years

[molten pelican]

Not gonna even correct oj

[dry lintel]

Freedom units pls

[safe dawn]

then you would have a game folder about the size of teh 300gbs call of duty takes up if you install everything

[obsidian wyvern]

you're gonna summon him

[obsidian wyvern]

2k

[stuck wind]

Have like a procedurally generated halo ring to explore on, like a Minecraft world

[molten pelican]

Hot oj

[molten pelican]

Freedom units lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

this is actually the first time I've heard of this idea, not bad

[safe dawn]

this would be a great idea, if it wasn't that I don't think you can generate terrain like that with the way halo is (I may be completely wrong but it seems like a terrible idea to be completely honest)

it's not a bad idea

[obsidian wyvern]

just, what would the game be about lol

[molten pelican]

Icky must be dead

[hasty zinc]

shooting aliens

[safe dawn]

that is one of the issues XD

ok now we gotta actually get this idea fleshed out and working

[hasty zinc]

make it like SimCity but Halo 👏

[dry lintel]

Only if master chief gets an energy shovel and there’s terraforming

[obsidian wyvern]

idk if Helldivers 2 has randomly generated worlds

[safe dawn]

bc it has possibilities

[silk beacon]

@viral dune

[safe dawn]

I don't think so

[molten pelican]

Sick banner btw

[silk beacon]

Icky wya

[obsidian wyvern]

Why

[dry lintel]

Isn’t it random tiles?

[molten pelican]

You missed the point of summoning him with oj

[obsidian wyvern]

thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

I am not familiar with the term

[molten pelican]

Like the piano game

[silk beacon]

🍊 🥛

[tardy pawn]

helldiver maps are random objectives on same few maps on different world

[tight remnant]

The thing about procedural generated stuff is, would it really make for good and compelling gameplay at the end of the day? or would it feel more like filler and empty

[dry lintel]

I use it loosely, just like small sections get placed at random

[obsidian wyvern]

dude has some pretty sick work

[stuck wind]

Having randomly generated POIs, going to like a banished base or a UNSC base and attacking the base or assisting the marines there

[molten pelican]

If the world building is anything like infinites it would be boring as hell.

[obsidian wyvern]

I guesss

[molten pelican]

Those are sweet thanks for sharing

[granite sky]

they do good job of filling the maps up. and yea it does seem like theyre randomly generated ive played some matches where it has super steep mountains lol couldnt walk up from some angles. funny stuff good game

[dry lintel]

The terrain itself definitely switches up

I’ve also had some terrible generation (usually in the form of giant lakes)

[devout helm]

Hello gents how's things going

[obsidian wyvern]

I hate them sm

[dry lintel]

Jump pack my beloved

[obsidian wyvern]

haven't got to try the new jetpack

[devout helm]

It's alright mainly for getting up high

[obsidian wyvern]

but I like running jump pack with the quasar canon thing

[devout helm]

Good with gl

[obsidian wyvern]

grenade launcher for bug outposts

[stuck wind]

Also that new shotgun is nice, a proper double barrel and a gravity hammer

[obsidian wyvern]

and then napalm barrage on top lol

[devout helm]

Man of culture I see

Anyone on MCC rn? I know I'm very very late to the party so to speak but I'm trying to get better at 3 but can't exactly get better when I'm getting stomped in pubs with pretty bad teammates

[obsidian wyvern]

I am waiting to try out space marines 2 when I get the chance, that could take like a month though 😩

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fickle drift]

Pain

[obsidian wyvern]

getting into any MCC game at this point in its life is gonna be so rough

[devout helm]

Yea I mainly played reach and 4 ik cringe but still

[hasty zinc]

@sweet hemlock advertising/buying/selling is not allowed here

[sweet hemlock]

is there a better place you know of i could send it? i just want this stuff to go to a nice home!

[hasty zinc]

not sure tbh

[sweet hemlock]

this i thought would be a good place where the community gathers so i thought i would try here

i posted the ebay listing on the halo reddit but that’s not as active as the server i think

[hasty zinc]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dry lintel]

Was trying to read a page on halopedia and this damn ad that makes a whole frame keeps popping in and out, were the ads always this bad?

On mobile for clarification

[obsidian wyvern]

don't remember getting annoyed at halopedia for ads

yeah looks fine to me

[dry lintel]

It covers the text every time, might just find an ad block extension for mobile because this is atrocious

[candid solar]

@sturdy terrace

[candid solar]

Yeah, that's not supposed to happen.

[dry lintel]

https://i.imgur.com/cBxhsNB.jpeg here's a screenshot

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

HAHAHAHHAH

[dry lintel]

brother I know it doesnt embed

[hasty zinc]

yeah that's a common one

I've posted it here before IIRC

[dry lintel]

our biggest SPRING style event

[hasty zinc]

this one

[dry lintel]

man im just tryna geek out over armor

dude lucky you got the maccas one

[hasty zinc]

mcdonalds breakfast goat

[dry lintel]

when no one else got me I know mcdonalds breakfast hashbrown got me

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/HYNm.gif

[winter flame]

idk how google ads are so bad

like dont they realise allowing stuff like that just forces people to adblockers

[muted rose]

They don’t want to moderate but they want the money for ads

Why are YouTube ads so bad?

Same reason, but basically zero moderation

[winter flame]

who is more incompetent Google or Microsoft

[muted rose]

Depends on the situation lol

Google is certainly more unethical Id say

[gusty sparrow]

Sometimes I start wordle with the word aegis

[waxen rose]

One is a evil that muet be wiped from the face of our earth

[cedar turret]

scour
flame
think
15 letters including the five regular vowels and the most common english consonants

[dire silo]

Hi

[radiant glade]

EA ?

[jolly furnace]

Microsoft should not have gotten ahold of halo

😭😭😭

[balmy pagoda]

Haven't they always been a part of it??

[dry lintel]

Agreed! The writing was on the wall after the Macworld demo.

[balmy pagoda]

Or am I just... Stupid

[idle plume]

yeah

[pliant hatch]

halo might not of even been a thing if ms didn't acquire bungie.

[covert dove]

[valid portal]

I can see what your saying (because id say theyve ruined some other series's) but theyre also the same reason we had the bungie trilogy, odst and reach

Without microsoft, there would be no good or bad to halo, as it wouldnt exist

[waxen rose]

I was talking about Google. But Microsoft did help make Halo great

[dry lintel]

I wish Google never acquired Halo 😭

[waxen rose]

Them ‘gamer’ ceo’s want EVERYTHING these days or something 😭 /j

[candid solar]

:>

[molten pelican]

What's wrong trench

[balmy pagoda]

Could be worse guys. EA could've nabbed Halo

[waxen rose]

Halo x The Sims would be cool but thats about it

[balmy pagoda]

Never played The Sims so...
Wouldn't know but I'll take your word for it

[waxen rose]

The idea of dressing up my sim as master chief, having them go in a pool, and taking the pool ladder away would be fun /j/j

[noble raven]

Oh dear god.

[safe dawn]

the sim would then magic an MA40 AR into existence, jump 20ft up to get out of the pool, and proceed to shoot you through the screen out of spite

[waxen rose]

Not unless the reaper gets them first

Horrible EA cross over idea
Garden Warfare plants vs zombies and Halo😭

[safe dawn]

that..

isn't actually terrible tbh

[balmy pagoda]

I haven't play GW in forever wow you unlocked some memories

[safe dawn]

I haven't played anythign PvZ in YEARS

like, atleast since I was 8?

and that was 8, going on 9 years ago

[waxen rose]

Me either, my earliest memories of GW was when I was watching my big brothers play it on the ps3

[balmy pagoda]

I need to get PvZ 2 Reflourished

[safe dawn]

I never really played any of the PvZ games besides the baseline PvZ i could find on those goofy game websites tbh (RIP flash)

watched my friend play what i think was garden warfare once but I don't remember for sure

[waxen rose]

Playing PvZ on your moms phone as a kid went hard

[safe dawn]

REAL

[dry lintel]

Activision.

[balmy pagoda]

GW 2 is still going. And the first one is over 10 years old now

[balmy pagoda]

...yeah... fair...

[safe dawn]

didn't they just get cooked and didn't actually fail?

[waxen rose]

I feel so old while also so young at the same time

[safe dawn]

I remember they got bought out by ms or something

[balmy pagoda]

That and Angry Birds

[valid portal]

EA's pretty bad but activision and ubisoft is actively worse

[safe dawn]

it do be like that sometimes, I just feel old as heck bc I'm in charge of a bunch of 13 and under kids for a church group

[waxen rose]

Made me scream out the red bird cry like its second nature for me

[balmy pagoda]

All 3 are micro transaction riddled

[safe dawn]

ngl the fact that they took out all the angry birds games annoys me deeply

[balmy pagoda]

And the sequel to the movie was bad

[safe dawn]

the only one that survived that purge to my knowledge was angry birds transformers, ik bc I had it on my phone until VERY recently

[safe dawn]

never watched the sequel so idk

[dry lintel]

When my dad upgraded to a 4G smartphone when they were first coming out he beat all of Angry Birds in like a month, and thats the most addicted i've seen him before lol

[waxen rose]

I couldn't imagine the perils that come with being around so many 13-year-old gen alpha kids, yikes

[valid portal]

With EA, i can name at least a game or 2 that were at least decent
With activision, its way harder
With ubisoft, i cant name any of their games in the past 7 years that were good

[balmy pagoda]

I want another Splinter Cell game.
I demand it Ubisoft

[safe dawn]

tbh most of them aren't that bad, one of them is heavy into gen alpha stuff though, but the only one that really gets on my nerves is this one kid who has hella authority issues

he quite literally stated that he "doesn't want to listen to me because he doesn't like other kids being in charge of him"

[waxen rose]

“Dont get on my bad side… i’m an ALPHA” type of kids make me want to crash out

[safe dawn]

nah I don't got any of those lol (THANKFULLY)

[dry lintel]

best I can do is a sam fisher outfit in our next flop shooter

[safe dawn]

they'll do it as a pure joke but that's about it

[waxen rose]

Starclan has smiled upon thee

[safe dawn]

fr

I made the kid with authority issues do hella pushups atleast tho, so that was nice

[balmy pagoda]

I actually have wanted a Splinter Cell Conviction remaster for a long time

[waxen rose]

Im surprised they actually listen to that order

[valid portal]

Speaking of sketchy practices from companies
I had to obtain nfs the run in a unique way because EA was absolutely refusing to sell me the game (game was delisted)

[safe dawn]

barely. they got yelled at by the captains bc they kept being disrespectful and not listening to me (I was the acting sergeant)

[balmy pagoda]

Because it's no longer making them money

[dry lintel]

The Run was a cool game

not their best, but unique

[safe dawn]

mind you this kid was also complaining he hadn't been promoted at ALL when he couldn't follow a simple order or be respectful to the person immediately in charge of him

[waxen rose]

Atp they need a serious talking to by their parents

[balmy pagoda]

I never really played NFS HOWEVER I have seen my uncle play it a few times and I'll admit it looked cool

[valid portal]

My first NFS was mw 2012
certainly an experience seeing people tear this game apart online when i enjoyed it quite a bit

[dry lintel]

Most Wanted 2005 was the first videogame i've ever played

[safe dawn]

I wanted to say something to his parents but having your kid complained about by someone ~4 years younger than him could've gone very badly

[candid solar]

If I have nothing nice to say, I shouldn't say anything

[safe dawn]

when has that stopped you before?

[waxen rose]

MLP friendship lesson 101

[dry lintel]

Great game except for the title.

[valid portal]

but then problems cant be solved

[safe dawn]

this is something that unfortunately works only as an ideal and not in action

[valid portal]

After playing both of them, agreed
I like em both but mw 2012 has no relation to mw 2005 besides the title
They both have very different tones
2012 plays more like burnout

[waxen rose]

Mlp has made me an amazing friend (/J/J/J)

[dry lintel]

2012 didnt have any rap rock, 0/10

[candid solar]

Call it a moment of clarity

[valid portal]

Ive been lately playing 2010 hot pursuit
although i too had to obtain it in a different way because I did not want to install origin which requires an internet connecton for me to launch the game, and I was gonna play it on steamdeck, on the go, outside of any possible internet connection points

[dry lintel]

I would refrain from making those implications in this server, but I understand

[valid portal]

Yeah
Any less vague and im instantly gone

[dry lintel]

i havent tried a nfs since Heat, it felt absolutely terrible. The driving was so floaty.

[valid portal]

most ive tried so far was mw2005, hot pursuit 2010, and mw2012
Although i gotta beat all 3
I still got carbon, the run, prostreet, and rivals on the backlogs

[dry lintel]

I really oughta play Carbon

[valid portal]

I just really wish more EA games didnt require origin
I had to refund hot pursuit Remastered because of the requirement

[safe dawn]

wuts origin

[dry lintel]

EA's terrible old launcher

[safe dawn]

ah

[valid portal]

Thank god the original dead space didnt require any launcher

[safe dawn]

welp anyways it's 22:37 for me so I gotta go bc I got stuff to do before I go eep

[dry lintel]

I avoid these headaches by just playing older EA games on console

[safe dawn]

have a good night chat o7

[valid portal]

depends on what era of EA your trying to play
If its 199X to 2006, its likely not available on digital stores and most likely physical only
If its 2006 to 2009, it might be available on steam without any drm (thank god dead space fits here)
If its 2010 to now, it requires either origin or the EA launcher

[dry lintel]

I'll take any excuse to buy physical these days

360 games are cheap for now

[valid portal]

i uhh
tend to avoid physical copies of PC games because most of them have some kind of drm that modern OS's flatout refuse to accept

Physical copies of console games are nice though

[waxen rose]

“We can take it away any time” digital games are the reason I buy physical even if the game is 20 years old

[valid portal]

I dont like how every company is trying to phase out physical or make it useless (halo infinite doesnt even have all the data on the disc)

[waxen rose]

Right, its aggravating and disheartening

[dry lintel]

I have never purchased a physical PC game before, but I can empathize with DRM bs.

[waxen rose]

I bought halo reach and odst disks even though it took so long to find them at physical locations like game stop just out of paranoia

[dry lintel]

I got reach for 8 bucks at a gamestop at universal studios LA

core memory lmao

[candid solar]

The Trenchbird is just under halfway done!

[waxen rose]

Hooray!

[valid portal]

I wouldve never gotten mcc on pc if it required an internet connection
Because playing cursed halo 3 on steamdeck is quite an experience

[waxen rose]

Buying halo infinate from game stop was so infuriating. I had to drive to 5 different locations just to find it after being led on a wild goose chase😭

[valid portal]

Not a big fan of how trigger happy the anti cheat appears to be for the past couple months though, with the amount of reports of linux players getting temp banned for triggering a false positive in the anti cheat (according to protondb)
Praying that these issues got fixed

[candid solar]

I'd rather an oversensitive anticheat than an undersensitive

[idle plume]

EAC sucks

[silk beacon]

Dang onyx??

I'm plat 😭

[meager linden]

Good rainy morning people of Halo

[meager linden]

I'm still waiting for La Quimera release

[waxen rose]

Good warm night !

[rose valve]

Smoke

[silk beacon]

Good Silent Night !

Man spring in washington is peak.

[left bone]

i literally bought a physical copy of a game i own because the digital version got taken off stores and couldnt play it digitally anymore

planning to create several dozen mods in it

[waxen rose]

Better safe then sorry is what my ma always tells me

[left bone]

yeahh, i bought the edition where you can unlock every single character at once

[waxen rose]

That's really cool!

[left bone]

and im glad

i always buy physical copies, you'll never know when a game is taken off online stores

they're like a limited time event

[waxen rose]

If I cant have the game physically then I dont want the game - period

[radiant glade]

"buy" a license to play the game according to certain platforms and not really own it

[drowsy coyote]

Oh you’re one of those

[left bone]

when the time is right, imma just upload them to my computer

[waxen rose]

You dont really own your digital game

HELP?

[drowsy coyote]

Flat earth chat rn

[left bone]

though i am very lucky to find an ancient 360 game for 30 bucks, it was the only one out of the rest that weren't 100 or 200$

i needed to complete my armored core collection

[waxen rose]

I pray you never forget your Xbox account password

[radiant glade]

wait until the norm of games becoming subscriptions comes

[left bone]

i hated fighting that final boss, he was on dark-souls level of steroids

[waxen rose]

Ending it all if your prophecy comes true

[left bone]

yeah its not exactly new

[waxen rose]

Do people still play WoW😭

[left bone]

Yes.

[meager linden]

Yes

[waxen rose]

Holy smokes… the ‘south park’ game (wow) is somehow still alive💔

[meager linden]

Even more, people still playing Lineage 2

[left bone]

never in my life have i heard WoW be called the 'South park' game

[radiant glade]

they want the norm to charge you by the hour you play instead of a fee per month

[waxen rose]

It was in 4 episodes I beleive thats the only way it stays relevant in my brain💖

[radiant glade]

executives/shareholders at studios like EA, Rockstar, Blizzard

[left bone]

blizzard trying so hard to keep overwatch 2 relevant

first they collaborated with transformers, then gundam

like cmon, do you need players that bad??

[waxen rose]

I want overwatch (mercy) to die out from pop culture already, please... I beg

[left bone]

i remember that

"dont worry little fortnite player, we have enough collabs to keep you entertained for life! epic! give little timmy another STAR WARS collab!"

[waxen rose]

Master Chief from Fortnite!!

[meager linden]

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1918378985853207036?t=P4khrv5pShKbde1AKWYNKA&s=19
Emperor Palpatine with a gun in Fortnite

[radiant glade]

it goes back earlier than that but the large casually gamer audience nowdays is what would allow them to get away with something like that

[waxen rose]

I hope Fortnite crashes and burns

[left bone]

its no longer a game, its a experience

[left bone]

it wont.

[waxen rose]

I pray every day it does… in my heart… one day it will

[split prairie]

Hello there people! Got a question, just achieved Onyx on 1v1 rundown but I didn’t received any of the rewards, anyone with the same problem?

[left bone]

wow, you make it sound like the game has killed your parents or something

(i play the game time to time)

[waxen rose]

“FORTNITE KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY???”

[left bone]

epic pleaaaase add the evangelion collab

[granite sky]

fort
night

[left bone]

fort nite

[radiant glade]

is Master Chief in Fortnite cool?

[left bone]

yes

[waxen rose]

Anything to do with Fortnite makes it lame

[left bone]

...

guess im lame then

[waxen rose]

Sorry, im being a Debbie Downer

[granite sky]

my only exp with fortnite is players leaving "fort...night!" messages in elden ring

[waxen rose]

Are you the real Fortnite but projected as a human person?

[radiant glade]

socioeconomic factors caused default skins to rob and accidentally kill your grandma and many others too for Vbucks

[left bone]

i hate default skins

[waxen rose]

John Jones killed my grandma ☹️

[left bone]

-# coming from someone who plays as Hatsune miku

[waxen rose]

The best skin there is

[left bone]

yeah,i own both versions of her

[hearty flame]

I watched Emperor Palpatine crip walk

Game over, man

[left bone]

"i said right foot creep"

[hearty flame]

Emperor Palpatine doing the Please, Please, Please dance with Peter Griffin and Sabrina Carpenter

[radiant glade]

by sales, the Chun Li one is one of the most sold

[rich dagger]

what if instead of fortnite it was freaky night

[waxen rose]

I bet it was all of the FREAKS (negative) who bought her skin

[radiant glade]

Mrs. Incredible did really well in sales to

[left bone]

i bought chun li

[rich dagger]

zesty night

[pearl laurel]

Fourth Night

[radiant glade]

Fork Knife

[left bone]

4th nide

[pearl laurel]

You and me old sport

[left bone]

i couldnt resist.

[waxen rose]

Writing your names down in the death note! /j

[meager linden]

I will miss Skype
From today Skype is closed

[radiant glade]

not the "FREAK NOTE"?

[woven lion]

what does the lion do when the small dog barks?

[waxen rose]

That's my next book after I fill up this one💕

[left bone]

Freaky Jelly Era. Starts. NOW.

[waxen rose]

The way I cackled 😭

[pearl laurel]

Could you write the irs too? Please for Charity’s sake

[radiant glade]

zesty ahh lion

[waxen rose]

UGH. Fine

[left bone]

Yes king.

[pearl laurel]

Piece of chicken lion

[left bone]

im a lion pizza chicken!

[waxen rose]

Are you gonna finish the knock knock joke or what?

[pearl laurel]

I understood that reference

Captain America gif

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[pearl laurel]

Alright sport no need to flex

[woven lion]

how did the freaks get gif perms?

[pearl laurel]

By being freaky

[rare cedar]

^

[waxen rose]

We have a freaky hierarchy here

[woven lion]

ya I could tell

[radiant glade]

the prophet of Freaky

[waxen rose]

Tater you need to start your freak arc

[pearl laurel]

We have The Footed pandas, and Master and the Freaks

[waxen rose]

Master and the Freaks sounds like a indie rock band

[left bone]

i need gif perms.

i need to show that im COOL

5 seconds without gif perms os torture

[pearl laurel]

This is why we must rebel against the mods

[waxen rose]

Not the freaky revolution

[meager linden]

Just send link

What the problem

[left bone]

i dont want to be sent with the 'embed fail'

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[left bone]

overthrow the leadership+!!

anarchy!!

[quaint kettle]

What the…

[pearl laurel]

At least we have stickers

[waxen rose]

My dad hates grunts with a passion… idk why

[pearl laurel]

Grunts are mostly known for grunting around so

[idle plume]

Because they are annoying

[waxen rose]

I bought my dad the youtooz grunt plush and he keeps it in a cage😭

[pearl laurel]

That’s what the covenant did to them, kept them in cages and glassed their home world

[idle plume]

That’s what we should do to them too

[waxen rose]

His way of taking his power back or something 🙏

[radiant glade]

Greg should be a sticker or Emoji

[woven lion]

will halo 5 be added to mcc?

[pearl laurel]

Gregarious

[waxen rose]

Probably never

[pearl laurel]

We can only hope and dream

[floral pollen]

No bc it'd basically double the size of MCC

[waxen rose]

Unless they make an entirely new mcc that includes all the new games and both halo wars but a boy can dream

[pearl laurel]

Hopefully they add halo infinite to mcc

Remember guys, if a bungie dev joins halo studios it means we’re getting og halo back, according to real halo fans.

[waxen rose]

“Real halo fans”
The 39 year old men with a wife and kids and a 9 to 5 job

[floral pollen]

That'd be like 300 GB

MCC is already over 150 I think on it's own

[waxen rose]

You're right,
Not that that would stop a good few people💔

[pearl laurel]

Split screen 🪫 🥀

[left bone]

and complains abt halo on twitter for 4 hours

[floral pollen]

With my current internet
That'd take like a month to download 😭

[waxen rose]

“Bring back halo masculinity” ahh people💔

[left bone]

like, you're pushing 40 lol

you have better things to worry about

like taxes!✨✨

[waxen rose]

Car loans💖

[left bone]

water bills ✨✨

[waxen rose]

Rent💕

[left bone]

child support payment 💖

[waxen rose]

Their wives left after hearing them complain about fictional female characters every day

[pearl laurel]

We’ll get there eventually 🪫 at least we won’t be like them

[left bone]

LOL

[waxen rose]

Amen brother

[left bone]

then they'll complain on twitter saying like "wOkE made my wiFe divorce mE!!"

like nah

you spend 1/3rd of your life whining about a digital girl lol

[waxen rose]

I only like the halo twitter for the art they make… everything else is L takes

The digital girl they're complaining about:

[balmy pagoda]

90% of the internet in a nutshell

[pearl laurel]

Peanut shells

[waxen rose]

I saw a halo twitter user say Mark V helmet was ‘Bad’

[balmy pagoda]

Cashews are better

[meager linden]

That Soos girl in Gravity Falls💀 💀

[waxen rose]

She was a DDLC ref

[meager linden]

I know

[waxen rose]

Monika <3

[balmy pagoda]

No... Respectfully

[left bone]

i love yuri.

[waxen rose]

Ironically

[meager linden]

Ok you know what, better to be silent

[pearl laurel]

Technically

We have the whole congress here let’s go

[balmy pagoda]

The whole Malarkey

[waxen rose]

We are the senate?

[left bone]

as ur new president i declare war on emus

[waxen rose]

Are we cooked?

[meager linden]

Yes

Already

[waxen rose]

Shucks man💔

[balmy pagoda]

🫡

[pearl laurel]

Turkeys, ostriches, you name it

[idle plume]

3rd Emu war

[jade gust]

I'll join the war on the Emus... On the side of the Emus!!

[pearl laurel]

You know what halo fans say, May the force be with you!!

[sturdy terrace]

Oh? Ya should have gotten my attention on this sooner. 🤔 (will note, a solution is just signing in. Ads dont show when signed in) pinging @dry lintel so they know its in my attention so will be handled.

But its been reported to our host and "that" specific ad should hopefully get wiped from the face of Zeta Halo.

(Now back to enjoying an early morning in the sun aha cause holiday)

[hollow void]

👉 👈

[rare cedar]

🍙

[flat ingot]

[waxen rose]

So why is fall of reach saying 2542? It's confusing me

[pearl laurel]

I thought halo reach was a love story

[waxen rose]

What?

No it's more like a origin story for master chief

And then a prologue of halo ce

I wish the show was fall of reach. It's so fun. I would watched keys fight

[jade gust]

Pretty sure the Fall of Reach show doesn't cover anything in 2542

[waxen rose]

It keeps telling me 2542

I even found out that people on reddit are bringing it up

August 30 2542

This book needs to be proofread if this is the reprinted version