general-chat

[wispy ermine]

Chief, what are you doing?

[frosty siren]

Sir... YE HAW

[frosty siren]

So are u aware of the new game mode

[wispy ermine]

Not really, I usually just play MCC as our lord and savior intended

[frosty siren]

The ww1 zombies. I beta testest it. And since he cane out i dont have to keep it a serect anymore

[livid oyster]

Yeah I can't do squad I gotta do btb or 4v4

[frosty siren]

Well slim school amost over

[livid oyster]

I'll tell you what's bs I would get people messaging me first trash talking and I would respond but they would report me and after so many bans that were like a day long I eventually got a month long chat ban in h5

[wispy ermine]

Are the zombies Bots or players?

[frosty siren]

Bots

[livid oyster]

Bring on the noobs

[wispy ermine]

Oh yeah

[frosty siren]

Its just CoD ww1 zombies but all halo

[wispy ermine]

I could give it a shot

[frosty siren]

Wanna hear sonething funny

[livid oyster]

Wasn't even just h5 honestly. I couldn't message anyone on Xbox for a month

[livid oyster]

Sure

[frosty siren]

I made Such a bad halo pun that itraus purged the chat

The last 24 hr of chat was gobe

[wispy ermine]

You have the joke that can vanish all traces of life, a super weapon

[livid oyster]

Iratus got too much power

[frosty siren]

More powerdul than the halo array

[livid oyster]

Bot abuse

[frosty siren]

Be nice to itraus. Hes not that bad

It fun to talk to itraus at times

So back to what i was saying

So peploe were yalking about food

Trenchbird i belive say 4 chefs and 1 main chef...

I said. Main chef is a boreing term..

Use master chef

Ahhh good times

Artist i am

Got a possibe job at 343 i did

Told me i whould get the head artist contack they did

Make a wish foundation gave me his contack They did NOT

I suck at paper machie ..i do

[livid oyster]

Nah that's pretty good work

Got me beat. I can barely draw stick figures

[frosty siren]

Colored penics i can

O yeah i gave yoda a AR

Who wanna see my most halo cursed photo i have

No

To bad.

I was forced to do this

[jade walrus]

Murder ringworld aliens, I must
Destroy insurrection, my objective is

[lapis ivy]

That a game?

[tulip frost]

Anyone else notice that Xbox changed their profile to red?

[tight tapir]

i miss halo 5 guns

[azure coyote]

it is nearly impossible to not get gold as a solo when playing ranked arena

[exotic bramble]

I can make a life sized magnum

I wanna do solo all skulls on

[tight remnant]

drawings!

[burnt hawk]

my twitch drops from last night are not showing up ingame but everything is linked correctly it even shows on waypoint that I have the drops, what am I doing wrong?

[graceful inlet]

Good Morning Spartans!
(And Marines)
Reporting for duty!

[fickle drift]

I can’t wait for halo to come to PlayStation

[winter flame]

if they wanted to boost Halo revenue they could just make Infinite free to stream

[obsidian wyvern]

@elfin glacier
https://vxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1793054170251194837?t=o5XraR_OH425IxTjJT5F9g&s=19

[winter flame]

reminds me of Halo 3 intro

[lapis ivy]

They were great my favorite ones were the pulse rifle and the covenant carbine

[fresh turtle]

[white bridge]

Hi guys

[fair atlas]

yo is halo worth getting the series x

[polar wyvern]

🤡
he rips him apart
anti halo fan

[signal wedge]

Chief will take the L let's be real.

Series 8 superheavy Mac vs homelander

[fresh turtle]

Hello, how are you?

[obsidian wyvern]

go away

[polar wyvern]

https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/fbv3cr/respect_john117_the_master_chief_halo/
here

[polar wyvern]

L take cry

[signal wedge]

lol Homelander evil superman

Chief won't be able to beat someone who has X-ray and heatvision

[obsidian wyvern]

oltrave comes in here with the same stupid discussion all the time

[signal wedge]

Bet he thinks MC can defeat Thanos with the infinity stones

[polar wyvern]

ok give me one good feat of homelander that gets him up to superman

[mellow crater]

Yo.

[polar wyvern]

chief tanekd forerunner lasers that are more powerful
plasma guns in halo are 5000 degrees chief tanks those easily
and homelander himself confirmed his lasers are only 500 - 800 farenhiet

[polar wyvern]

nobody asked you dawg

[polar wyvern]

no mc wont
with scaling yes without no

[fading silo]

Homelander was getting whooped by SB, temp v powerd butcher and Hughie who had ZERO combat experience

[polar wyvern]

source for this is The Boys: Diabolical
Episode 8

Scene: Homelander tries to save Hostages

Homelander: "Try to keep holding your gun when it is 500° Fahrenheint!"

Homelander uses his Heat Vision on the Gun

[signal wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thlEGvbyz9Q&ab_channel=MasterChiefGaming check out his feats

[polar wyvern]

respond to my main messages

[mellow crater]

Don't take it serious xD

[signal wedge]

nah

[polar wyvern]

exactly cheif outsclasses him in every way except speed and abilities

[signal wedge]

you're delulu and you can't argue with delulu

[polar wyvern]

got anything to say to this?

@signal wedge

[fading silo]

If Soldier Boy could do it then so can Chief cause he’s pretty much captain America with Iron Man armor

[polar wyvern]

master chief is stronger than iron man
and maybe hulk like extreme diff

@signal wedge keep on low balling halo and got nothing to say when we ask on feats

[obsidian wyvern]

this mf

[mellow crater]

Chief vs Homlander = Master Chief wins. And why? Because's he got Luck on his side.

[last fractal]

Let’s give the chief compound V

[polar wyvern]

even without luck he wins

[signal wedge]

this guy is trolling

[signal wedge]

Tek Knight

[polar wyvern]

BRO YOUR IGNORING MY MESSAGES
if you think homelander beats cheif
back it up why???

[polar wyvern]

stay mad

[mellow crater]

What? Homelander wouldn't even be able to beat Omni Man and he is weaker then Superman my guy. xD

So try again.

[fading silo]

Homelander is just a big fish in a tiny pond. Put him up against literally anyone worth their salt and he’s done

[mellow crater]

All Homelander has is a bunch of empty insults and cries when he doesn't get his way. 🙂

But hey that's just me. 😎

[fading silo]

Hah his message got deleted

[mellow crater]

If Stan from the Boys can put Homelander in his place, a Human mind yall then theirs obviously no way Homelander can face off against someone who is a Superhuman with A.I.

[fading silo]

He knows Moff is packing that dark saber that’s why. That keeps him in line

[mellow crater]

Heck yeah! Nothing but good o'le Gideon who serves a Empire under the 2 of the strongest Force-Users in the Galaxy at that time [Before the Battle of Endor] who's Emperor and Apprentice can litteraly cut down and destroy anything that Homelander even has. Even Vader would be able to kick his butt before he could he say goodbye.

[fading silo]

I happened to see Mandalorian before The Boys so I could not look at Stan without thinking of Gideon 🤣 as well as Gus Fringe

[mellow crater]

"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Homelander..."

[polar wyvern]

yes

[mellow crater]

Now if you put someone like Thel Vadamee / The Arbiter of Halo 2 and beyond currently, then yeah Thel would get destroyed since Homelander still has some powers and Thel couldn't predict Homelander's attacks compared to someone say Master Chief or Vader for chists sake. lol

[fading silo]

He can probably destroy some of the weaker covenant troops.

[mellow crater]

True.

[fickle drift]

Thel ‘Vadam is still a very good fighter, probably better than a lot of newer Spartans.

[mellow crater]

I wonder how bad the fight between Xytan and Homelander would be... Hmm.

[mellow crater]

Well true but a Energy Sword and may or may not be able to pierce Homelander say in the Chest probally. It's 50/50 since Thel is a Capable and masterful warrior.

So I give points to Thel for that.

[fading silo]

I feel like it would still burn him but probably wouldn’t go through him

Idk though

[mellow crater]

True. Like I said, 50/50 and honestly I started The Boys not too long ago and didn't finish it so I don't know what all of Homelander's powers or abilities are so to be fair I am just talking out of my behind for the time being. Sorry I didn't mention that.

[hollow void]

No way Arbiter wins

[fickle drift]

If he had help.

[mellow crater]

Xytan, Thel, and R'tas.

[hollow void]

It's a 1 v 1

[fickle drift]

I doubt he’d win on his own.

[mellow crater]

Do you think with three of them could kick his teeth him maybe?

[fading silo]

Would a glassing kill him?

[hollow void]

Probably

It doesn't matter how many elites you have lol. If you seen how superman fight parademons then you know how it will go

Only way Arbiter possibly wins if he's in a covenant cruiser and Homelander is not

[mellow crater]

Well glassing litteraly burns through layers of soil rock and dirt, keep in mind these are levels of heat that can melt a lot of metals such as Forerunner structures. Lightsaber's are the hottest in the Star Wars Galaxy with a wopping 36,559.13 degrees Fahrenheit. And our star or known as the Sun burns 27 million degrees Fahrenheit in real life. If we compare those numbers with the Numbers of a say the World's most powerful Nuclear test in History Tsar Bomba which was dropped by the Soviet Union in 30 October 1961 and burned at Tens of millions of degrees [Not exact due to each Nuke being different yields.] , which is a theory that Homelander "Could" Survive a Nuclear Explosion at it's Epicenter. So probally not. A glassing beam would need to be directly in his face and I don't know if that would be to kill him but maybe cripple him critically.. God math is hard.

[wild sleet]

An option to opt out of server regions in Infinite when?

Being put constantly in 300ms is generally killing my motivation to keep playing this game

[muted plaza]

same, except im getting into 120-150 ping lobbies

[gray mist]

where should i start playing halo

[polar wyvern]

yes

like i said arbiter can tank plasma weaponry 5000 degrees

and homelander heat vision is only 500 farenhiet he said it himslef

[muted plaza]

what are you interested in? mp or campaign?

[gray mist]

campaign

[muted plaza]

MCC

it has reach, 1, 2, 3 and 4

[gray mist]

thats all?

[muted plaza]

after that there is halo 5 which you either need a console to play or you can play it thru x cloud if you have a controller

[hollow void]

Mf you're forgetting he has superhuman strength and super speed

[muted plaza]

and after that there is infinite which is bought separately on steam

[gray mist]

i have a controller

should i play it with gamepass or just buy it?

[muted plaza]

mcc is 10 euros on sale and infinite campaign is like 22 I think? and for h5 you either use the 1 euro gamepass trial with x cloud or watch a playthru

[muted plaza]

whatever you prefer, I prefer buying stuff, especially if you want to play multiplayer as well

[gray mist]

thanks

[muted plaza]

you can find mp games in both mcc and infinite, cant say for h5 as im on pc

[candid solar]

Whoever wins, Trenchbird loses.

[obsidian wyvern]

its not on sale right now, but mcc goes for $10 like every other month

[polar wyvern]

homelander is weaker
faster but weaker
arbiter could just go invisible and shoot his plasms weapon at homelander it would koll homelander as plasma weapon is as hot as 5000 degrees and homelander laser is equal to buthcer making it 500 farenhite and butcher laser tear throught his suit a little bit
so its one shot for arby

[candid tusk]

It's quite a bit hotter to melt through a plane.

[gray mist]

ill buy mcc is this all campaign games?

except 5

[muted plaza]

no, mcc is reach and 1 to 4

there is still 5 and infinite after

[gray mist]

should i buy them also

[polar wyvern]

source for this is The Boys: Diabolical
Episode 8

Scene: Homelander tries to save Hostages

Homelander: "Try to keep holding your gun when it is 500° Fahrenheint!"

Homelander uses his Heat Vision on the Gun

[hollow void]

You're right Arbiter can also kill Saitama and Darkseid. He can also defeat almighty Jod!

[bronze breach]

Remaster Halo Master Chief collection pls.

[muted plaza]

buy mcc first and I'd say wait for sale with infinite

[bronze breach]

Remaster the remasters

[candid solar]

Oh, it's Oltrave's ramblings. Nevermind. Might as well argue with a brick wall.

[polar wyvern]

ok bro if you got nothing to say just leave the debate and cope homelander is levels off of them

[candid tusk]

Yeah, that's cool and all, but there's a difference between what Homelander says and what is reality. His heat vision would need to be ~1200 F minimum to cut through the plane in episode 1 of the series.

[gray mist]

thanks

[muted plaza]

I'd wait for sale w mcc as well but its up to you

[hollow void]

No you don't understand it's obvious Dakrseids beams don't effect Arbiter because he can withstand 300000000 fareinheit of heat!

[obsidian wyvern]

wait for the MCC sale tbh

it's 33 rn, just wait a bit till it becomes 10

[bronze breach]

Still too expensive to the dude who virtually wants it for free.

[muted plaza]

also, for mcc its not enough to just install the game itself, you need to tick the dlcs separately so it installs them (if you are on steam, not sure how console does it if your on that)

[hollow void]

Arbiter can also defeat Dr Doom if he wants to

[bronze breach]

He cannot defeat Ultra Instinct with its dodging prowess.

[hollow void]

But you know what Arbiter can't defeat? A marine with a knife

[gray mist]

ok ill do

[hollow void]

Get stabbed in the eye

[polar wyvern]

🤡
didnt ask you
stick to your boring yapp conversations

[candid tusk]

Rev's doing the world a favor.

[muted plaza]

I would start with 1 and play it thru 4 and play reach after since reach is not connected directly to the main storyline like 1 thru 4

[gray mist]

isnt 60 dolar a lot for halo infinite campaign

[obsidian wyvern]

oltrave with exactly the same discussion every 3 days

[muted plaza]

its a separate story made later thats chronologically before 1

[candid tusk]

Get game pass, you can play it through there.

[polar wyvern]

you come here give stupid opinions and leave it saying @obsidian wyvern if you dont want to talk about it dont come and involve and say rubbish

[muted plaza]

it is imo, wait for sale, its like 22 euros or smthing like that then, or game pass

[gray mist]

I understand

[bronze breach]

Time to grab the popcorn...

[polar wyvern]

yeah so whats wrong?
its not every three days btw

[gray mist]

ill wait

[hollow void]

If Stone can take a gravity hammer to the face so can my multiplayer Spartan.

[polar wyvern]

gameplay😭mechanics

[candid tusk]

Your MP spartan can take exactly what the simulation allows for training purposes.

[bronze breach]

Rev. What does repair field even do in husky raid

[muted plaza]

repair field is goated

[obsidian wyvern]

heal u

[polar wyvern]

bro is saying stay mad cuz he aint got no comeback 😭

[bronze breach]

Moet useless equipment since there are no vehicles

[normal owl]

Relax, keep it civil per the rules please.

[obsidian wyvern]

THE IRONY

[bronze breach]

Does it? I dont think it does lol

[gray mist]

should i buy it from xbox or steam

[muted plaza]

whatever you prefer I buy everything on steam that I can

[obsidian wyvern]

it does

[candid solar]

I like how I say it's rambling and just get ignored

[hollow void]

BRUH

[candid solar]

Damn, bro can't just say 'crappy'

[hollow void]

This is so dumb

[candid solar]

No u

[hollow void]

Indeed

[polar wyvern]

here is the dude who said kratos> doomguy
because he killed a fodder pantheon

[hollow void]

Batman will beat both

[polar wyvern]

yes

[trim saddle]

Good Morning Spartans!

[hollow void]

Good morning

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/avp-predator-alien-xenomorph-fighting-gif-21287764

[hollow void]

What are the conditions on Zeta Halo

[normal owl]

Return window is 30 days from date of purchase, minus a 10% restocking fee.

[wild sleet]

Sunny with a chance of rain

[normal owl]

not sure what the other terms and conditions are.

[hollow void]

It seems that the life expectancy of a Spartan IV on Zeta halo is less than a marine

[gray mist]

should i buy halo from xbox or steam

[candid solar]

And here's the dude who takes a guy saying he'll make a gun 500 degrees Fahrenheit is him stating his absolute maximum output despite all evidence to the contrary.

[polar wyvern]

ok bro
he himself said it
you need proof he is contectually saying its not his maximum

[candid solar]

Or saying that Thel going invisible matters when he's still a 7 foot tall target against someone who has eye beams and functioning neurons.

[candid solar]

The flight he lasered.

Really, the strength of eye lasers in general in that show.

He burns through concrete which has a melting point in the low 1k's.

[polar wyvern]

and here is some dude who cant cope that plasms halo weapons are 5000 degrees

[candid solar]

Burning through aircraft metal all the way through? Bout 1k.

[candid solar]

I'm not the guy you were arguing with on plasma temps.

[polar wyvern]

still lower than 5k

[polar wyvern]

im using it to prove that arby going invisible matter he can go invisible and 1 tap homefodder

[candid solar]

Damn, dragged into a fight with an idiot and he's beating me with experience. Classic blunder on my part.

[polar wyvern]

bro thought anybody in that pantheon was stronger than davoth 😭

[candid solar]

Nah, I got better things to do.

[wild sleet]

This is interesting I’ll grab some popcorn

[polar wyvern]

yes escape
would sure be fun after i yapp in the server forever

[fickle drift]

Settle down you clowns

[normal owl]

No one cares who "wins" this debate, which means there's no excuse to battle and belittle each other over these hypotheticals. Everyone relax.

[candid solar]

Aww.

[normal owl]

Trench I trust it would have been hilarious and/or cute and frog-like.

[candid solar]

When's October? I need pumpkin spice

[hasty zinc]

yuck

[normal owl]

What! You love cats!

[fickle drift]

Pumpkin Spice?

[hasty zinc]

no, pumpkin spice! 🤢

[normal owl]

ah yes that makes more sense

[fickle drift]

What are you, a teenager on TikTok

[wild sleet]

Nah I need me December I want Fruit Mince Pies

[normal owl]

Pumpkin pie is great. but I've not yet found pumpkin spice done well in most coffees unfortunately.

[candid solar]

... Is that what the youngest demographics think pumpkin spice is from now?

[fickle drift]

That’s because it doesn’t go well in any coffees

[hasty zinc]

can't stand anything pumpkin

[candid solar]

Good god. Not everything's from Tik Tok.

[wild sleet]

I can’t stand Onions

[hasty zinc]

actutallythat's not true, I do like the roasted pumpkin seeds

[normal owl]

That was Dad's movie-watching snack.

[candid solar]

Strongest northeastern american flavor range

[hasty zinc]

just a lil bit of salt

[candid solar]

Except, y'know, you got that pesky oceanic nametag.

[fickle drift]

It’s not but almost every young teen I’ve seen that goes to Starbucks seems to associate it with pumpkin spice latte

Like they pioneered it

[normal owl]

Once I bought a bag of de-shelled roasted pumpkin seeds and it seemed SO indulgent after a lifetime of experiencing the work required to pop open each shell one at a time.

[hasty zinc]

oh I just eat the shells and all

[candid tusk]

Gotta eat 'em with the shells.

[hasty zinc]

same with sunflower seeds

[normal owl]

You eat pumpkin and sunflower seed shells?

[hasty zinc]

yeah

[fickle drift]

Why wouldn’t you

[hasty zinc]

de-shelling is WAY too much work for very little reward

[fickle drift]

Wait you don’t think they’re harmful, do you?

[normal owl]

My mind equates that with eating edamame shell or shrimp shells.

[fickle drift]

Ah

[candid solar]

It's been 21 years since they started making them.

[hasty zinc]

it's like crabs, I love crab meat but I hate eating crabs because of the effort to get the meat

[fickle drift]

So it’s more habitual

[normal owl]

not dangerous, but unpleasant. But I guess I just haven't experienced it!

[candid solar]

That's like the best part of eating crab tho

[pulsar heron]

do you guys eat kiwis with or without the shell

[fickle drift]

Yeah but as of recently I suppose with Covid as well it’s been more popular despite the horrible flavor

[normal owl]

Definitely true. Dad would treat it as more of a mindless activity accompanying the movie, not for sustenance. So I just thought that's always the way to do it. Wow new things.

[candid solar]

Wrong

[fickle drift]

I’ve literally never heard of pumpkin spice at all until 2020

[candid solar]

October doesn't exist in Oceania so that tracks

[fickle drift]

Haha upside down land funny

[normal owl]

omg steamed snow crab. I've gotten pretty good at it, so whenever I eat with Mom I crack all her crab for her. Then she dunks the meat in drawn butter.

[candid tusk]

Pumpkin Spice Latte as a search peaked in 2017.

[candid solar]

Gravity belt go whirr

[hasty zinc]

the only part I'll crack are the legs

[fickle drift]

Yeah so not totally long ago

[hasty zinc]

because with that you can get a sizeable piece of meat

[fickle drift]

I’ve never heard it in like 2010 or 2005

[candid solar]

It's been sold since 2003 and was super popular even then.

[fickle drift]

The only thing I heard about was pumpkin soup

[candid solar]

It's literally why you can't move 5 damn feet in America in October without stumbling over pumpkin spice everything.

[fickle drift]

Probably my favourite way to eat pumpkin if I do say so

[candid tusk]

No pumpkin pie in your region?

[hollow void]

Pumpkin cake

[normal owl]

Always in order so as to beat the clock which makes the meat more and more likely to adhere to the inside of the shell:

1. tiny legs
2. big legs
3. claws
4. body (use crab fork to scrape out the meat shreds)

[fickle drift]

Well I’m not American so we’re not on the same eye level on certain things

[candid solar]

Including good taste, apparently

[hasty zinc]

that's is the exact order 🤝

[candid tusk]

Sharing this for fun: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=%2Fm%2F0123rk32,Pumpkin Spice,Pumpkin Pie&hl=en-US

[fickle drift]

Pumpkin pie is a thing but I often associate pumpkin with pumpkin soup

[candid solar]

I bet you hate yellow labs and ugg boots too

[normal owl]

Is your eye level strayan towards other things to look at?

[hasty zinc]

I can't go 20 feet in this state without being reminded of crabs lol

[fickle drift]

Wdym by that? Like my perspective?

[normal owl]

This is actually really good. And squash soup.

[candid solar]

https://preview.redd.it/this-cute-yellow-labrador-retriever-v0-r3n9qqa79fsa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=759de7b46d50dbca092401748502c4fc94df89cd

I bet this image just fills you with RAGE, huh, Jae?!

[fickle drift]

Never had squash soup

[normal owl]

Was punning on "Strayan"/straying.

[fickle drift]

I don’t hate dogs

[candid solar]

Thanks for copying the url, phone. Awesome. Real nice.

[fickle drift]

Oh lol

[normal owl]

I have done the same thing, then Aegis quickly shames me for it.

[hasty zinc]

oh sorry

nice url trench lmao

[candid solar]

Sobbing and crying uncontrollably rn

[normal owl]

but who cries controllably?

[candid solar]

Halo fans

[hasty zinc]

I alternate left and right eyes

[candid tusk]

Please don't cry. I think the url was sweet. Very considerate. We can put it on the side of the fridge, by the wall. Where guests won't see it.

[fickle drift]

Idk I’ve never used ugg boots before so I can’t give a proper opinion on it outside of visual appearance

[normal owl]

hahahaha

[normal owl]

that is top-tear control!

[fickle drift]

@candid solar vegemite

Do you enjoy it or make a face like you ate a lemon

[normal owl]

Lemon bars

[candid solar]

It's not my first choice of topping. Not the last though.

[fickle drift]

I think most outsiders forget that butter softens the taste

[candid solar]

I'd never go out and buy it, but then I never go out and buy ketchup or steak sauce unless I need it for a recipe so

[fickle drift]

I don’t think you guys have Milo

What’s the equivalent to our sugar mud

[candid solar]

We do, whoever had him originally can take him back though.

[fickle drift]

No the consumable chocolate milo

Little green tin

[candid solar]

They make unconsumable chocolate? Why?

[fickle drift]

Has chocolate powder

[fickle drift]

I assume the milo you were talking about was a person

[candid solar]

Yes

[winter flame]

the kinect AI

[normal owl]

"Cancel!"

[fickle drift]

Yeah no I’m talking Milo, choc powder you dump into your glass with milk or put in your cereal

[normal owl]

oh yeah we have chocolate powder that people mix into milk etc.

[fickle drift]

Nesquik I think is another one

[candid solar]

But do you have worm ooze soda

[fickle drift]

Probably

[normal owl]

Are you at some kinda Whole Foods place?

[candid solar]

Nah that was like two weeks ago

[normal owl]

seems like a very Trader Joe's thing to do

[candid solar]

Rocket Fizz

[wild sleet]

Man I could go for some honey porridge

[normal owl]

I've not yet had the pleasure. Sounds good!

[fickle drift]

Spectral

Hot or cold Milo

[wild sleet]

Cold

[fickle drift]

Haha yeah that’s the way

Idk if you’ve seen spotto_aus but he reckons hot is the best

Puts it under his commodore exhaust to heat it up lmao

[trim saddle]

Honestly the farmers market in Flint has some REALLY good food. Ive been there numerous times and always leave happy.

Their Pho is top notch.

[normal owl]

You said the magic word. Pho is wonderful.

Yeah Macomb County and Flint areas have like 80% of MI's pho restaurants, it's wild.

[trim saddle]

i love diversity.

it tastes good.

[fickle drift]

Apparently 65% of Australians like milo chilled

[normal owl]

Pho is one of the greatest hangover foods ever.

[fickle drift]

[rare cedar]

orange gatorade is the hangover drink sponsor

[hollow void]

Cold Milo is nice

[trim saddle]

I wouldnt know, ive only had a hangover twice in my life and both times were YEARS ago when Pho wasnt around me.

[fickle drift]

Cold milo is how you’re supposed to have it

If I wanted a warm choc drink I would make it with that Cadbury stuff that’s properly made for it

[normal owl]

Yes! Had many in my time lol

[normal owl]

You are a machine! I don't get them as much anymore either since life moved from ripping shots to sipping scotch.

[candid solar]

I'm more of a prairie oyster fan myself.

[wild sleet]

McDonald’s milkshake is the hangover relief kit

For me at least

[trim saddle]

oh no i just dont drink much, a 5th will last me more than a year.

[wild sleet]

I only have 2 cups of Sake then I’m good

[trim saddle]

Sake is dangerous, in a good way lol

[wild sleet]

That’s why I only have 2 drinks lmao

[normal owl]

YES. I love it (cold).

[trim saddle]

same here, i only buy the stuff thats served cold.

[manic sonnet]

wort wort wort

[vapid siren]

someone bricked 1k pcs at work over the past 24hrs

and none of it is my problem

[trim saddle]

hardware or malicious software?

or worse.. magnets

[vapid siren]

better

updates

someone pushed an update out that bricked 1k machines nobody can log in at all

[trim saddle]

common issue for me. fixing stuff here because windows updates break some our setups.

[vapid siren]

L bozos

and none of it is my problem whatsoever i dont gotta do anything

[analog knot]

"Yeah Boss we finished that new monitoring update that will let us track individual mouse clicks of our users. Testing it in prod now!"

[vapid siren]

it was windows update

apparently

a specific part at least: the weather widget

[analog knot]

Business machines on current versions?

[trim saddle]

yup.. thats why most of our stuff is ran from virtual desktops on our servers so we control the version.

[jade walrus]

windows casually making a spyware update

[vapid siren]

thats beside the point

I'm just keking that someone did a lil oopsie and i dont have to play janitor for once

[trim saddle]

it does feel good to not have to look into something, happens rarely for me but it IS nice when it does happen.

[analog knot]

Excited for you, sad for the team whos their morning just flipped upside down

[vapid siren]

dont be sad for them itsi their own mess they made

shrimply a krill issue

[hasty zinc]

the Marine life Krill or the Orville Krill?

[elfin glacier]

real

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/nyakaio/status/1793161597994897622?t=nmsM5AlbcZshe3Nr5bSedQ&s=19

냐카요☄️ (@nyakaio) on X

fanart

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 6:06 AM

[covert dove]

I literally just saw that this morning lol

[meager linden]

How normal people see: Cool
How Halo fan see:Covenant on Earth

[fossil skiff]

I knew ducks were up to no good

[vapid siren]

https://vxtwitter.com/Deathman1000/status/1792288783905218938

https://youtu.be/snufN7YTUTI

[meager linden]

Make sense now

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/uJBA.gif

[trim saddle]

better duck for cover.

General Kenobi

[normal owl]

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-general-kenobi-gif-18841535

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-me-ewan-mc-gegor-smile-gif-13381765

[polar wyvern]

also @candid solar
He didnt melt the plane :SkullSob:
He broke it in Half, teared it

[trim saddle]

to shreds you say?

[polar wyvern]

and he said it himself its 500 and there was no reason to low ball it

[candid solar]

And his wife?

[rare cedar]

Omg I thought we moved on from this convo

Please don’t continue

[obsidian wyvern]

idk why these keep coming up on my timeline but
https://twitter.com/videogamedeals/status/1793269357591605432?t=ODCcgxAmI41Oz26dy-a7UQ&s=19

Cheap Ass Gamer (@videogamedeals) on X

Free 6 Piece Nuggets via McDonald's App. Today Only.

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 1:15 PM

[rare cedar]

cries in bed

[trim saddle]

Heh, didnt wendys have a bucket full of nuggets recently?

[obsidian wyvern]

yea

[hollow void]

50 nuggets

[fickle drift]

Didn't expect to come here and have a deal on chicken nuggets be the first thing I see.

[normal owl]

The McD app is outstanding with deals. Saves me $5-10 every time I go.

By the way, happy dromedary day everyone!

[covert dove]

Yeah but their points system is absolute garbage, pretty much worthless and better to use the deals

[normal owl]

Agreed, I always go for discounts vs points.

[covert dove]

Same lol

[smoky token]

https://x.com/hyper_falcon/status/1793174560986272051?s=46&t=EsfAsdhUoldfJcyweGd1aw

Hypersonic Falcon (@Hyper_Falcon) on X

Say what you will about Halo Infinite's MTX but at least we haven't gotten to the point of digging up Sgt. Johnson's grave yet

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 6:58 AM

[fickle drift]

Eh, you're able to have your Spartan do a "Post-Reach Kat" cosplay, I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.

[polar wyvern]

@candid solar It’s called a melting point
You don’t expose a metal to the exact heat
For it to melt
Did you study physics :SkullSob:

[vapid siren]

Laughs in HW2

[fickle drift]

Oh yeah, I would like to notify everyone that the "The Lovers" emblem is no longer visible.

[amber mirage]

They just dug up all of Noble Team's graves instead

[fickle drift]

Still better than Fireteam Osiris

No hate to them, of course.

[amber mirage]

I preferred Osiris. They at least had personalities

[fickle drift]

I don't know about that...

[vapid siren]

and if we wanna be specific to canon revives we got Guilty Spark and Didact

both get their redemption arcs in their novels

and Omega Team is back after being in lore limbo

[normal owl]

You've already been told by a mod to drop the topic. Rules forbid you addressing the topic again. Drop it entirely.

[amber mirage]

I'm just sticking to the the cosmetics

[fickle drift]

Personally, I only really find Locke and Vale to be the most somewhat memorable out of Osiris.

[ocean herald]

Buck's probably my favorite out of the group

[vapid siren]

did i miss something fun

[ocean herald]

would love to see more spin-off games with the different fireteams, but that seems so far fetched sadly

[fickle drift]

Buck too.

[candid solar]

Some goober keeps trying to bring up an argument, it's not even fun

[normal owl]

F reaking
U nbearable
N onsense

[fickle drift]

So basically, the only member of Osiris that I consistently forget about is Tanaka

[vapid siren]

cmon man use the good version w/ video

weakling

[candid solar]

No, it doesn't sound like Mr Krabs and it breaks my immersion

[normal owl]

They should make a spin-off game about Buck: a prequel during his ODST days, maybe back in the thick of the Covenant's invasion of earth. Would really jazz things up!

[candid solar]

They should make it dark and gritty too.

Halo: Brigade of Brothers, or something.

[amber mirage]

Throw in a noir detective story while they're at it

[normal owl]

[candid solar]

Maybe have him trying to rescue his best gal in a city under siege or something

[vapid siren]

tfw we had that happen yesterday on the sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/1cwrc4t/what_are_some_things_youd_like_to_see_in_a_show/

time is a flat circle

[fickle drift]

Honestly, I liked it when Halo had the dark and gritty style.

[candid solar]

It's evergreen

[vapid siren]

top comment

bro didnt get that it was a joke too

[candid solar]

Is it time for me to pretend Reach was GoW3 levels of brutal again

[fickle drift]

Alright, I gotta ask:

[vapid siren]

unyshrek

[ocean herald]

i did say more spin-off games. odst was really good

[vapid siren]

god or gears

[fickle drift]

Would Halo having more blood(maybe some gore here and there) be preferred?

[candid solar]

God, it's got more intestines

[vapid siren]

fair enough

[normal owl]

UnyShrek is a great alt name though haha

[vapid siren]

sko7ch343 is still the GOAT imo

only comes out once a year and is the best CM we've ever had

(its us on r/halo pretending to be a very VERY drunk Brian that only gets meaner as April 1st goes on)

(he likes it dw)

[normal owl]

That sounds so fun lol. Makes me wish I was on Reddit...almost.

[candid solar]

I'd prefer it, but that's more out of a lens of 'well, it'd be more canon accurate'. Halo as a franchise has NEVER been popular because it was gory.

[normal owl]

Once in a while, it's the only way to get good info on some obscure skill or weapon build in a RPG.

[candid solar]

Because it wasn't gory.

[fickle drift]

Well, yeah.

[ocean herald]

i think they also want to keep their T rating

[candid solar]

Are we starting this crap again?

[ocean herald]

i have no idea what you mean

[fickle drift]

Well, to be honest: I don't really think the public really cares about a game's rating nowadays.

[normal owl]

Rated E for Edgy

[fickle drift]

Kids weren't intended to play GTA V, but what was every(relatively speaking) kid playing anyway?

[normal owl]

Chutes & Ladders

[fickle drift]

Also valid.

[silent ice]

they want to keep the T rating bc T ratings make more money, appeals to a bigger audience

[normal owl]

I mean, it is brutal.

[fickle drift]

Eh, that logic is kinda wonky to me.

[silent ice]

if they switched to M again it would probably sell less

[fickle drift]

I don't know about that one.

[candid solar]

Okay cool we are doing this crap again

[silent ice]

huh?

[smoky token]

https://x.com/xdiorcs/status/1793240111435420149?s=46&t=EsfAsdhUoldfJcyweGd1aw

Dior (@xDiorCS) on X

With approx. $80b CCE, Microsoft is preparing an offer of $16b for Valve

No stock, all cash

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 11:18 AM

[candid solar]

I wish they'd start using more pics of thin Gaben, guy worked hard.

[fickle drift]

I'll just say: Maybe have some more blood(maybe gore) where it makes sense, set pieces, assassinations, making using certain weapons feel more impactful maybe.

[silent ice]

please bring back assassinations i miss those

[smoky token]

he’s a lot thinner in this picture than in the past for sure but i know what you mean

[normal owl]

He looks glorious in that picture straight up

[fickle drift]

I agree.

[smoky token]

the picture he used for his new company is almost uncanny

[fickle drift]

I really don't know if that's a good thing to try pursue acquiring.

[meager linden]

Funny thing(not bad actually, i rlly liked it)

[silent ice]

im not saying i dont want a new halo game not to be M, i would love if we could switch back to M

[ocean herald]

hoping this doesn't mean more random studio closures

[smoky token]

i hope it doesn’t go through at all tbh

[ocean herald]

it put them in a position to immediately try and make that money back by closing studios. so i hope them spending that much doesn't result in more of that

[smoky token]

Valve is priceless and would cement Microsoft’s monopoly over the PC market if bought

which would be really really bad

[silent ice]

Xbox sucks

the execs i mean

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont see it happening anyway

[normal owl]

M&A on that scale will never be a black & white immediate difference. Would be very odd if we saw dramatic overnight overhaul results.

[normal owl]

No denigrating or name-calling.

[silent ice]

ooh my bad gang

[normal owl]

ABK is a long-running and complex business, and CoD is its own complex business line with years-long projects and relationships. Would not be a dramatic change overnight.

[silent ice]

basically halo

[normal owl]

Is this announced or rumored?

[amber mirage]

Rumor

[normal owl]

Then let's all wait to discuss until official announcement.

[normal owl]

^

[smoky token]

A: not how gamedev works at all
B: ^

[pulsar heron]

when asked to drop a subject, please do

[ocean herald]

They’re just trying to grow GamePass pretty much

[fickle drift]

What purpose do mosquitoes serve?

[rare cedar]

Any history & watch buffs here? I’m sure you know this building if you are 🙂

[fickle drift]

Wako?

[smoky token]

no.

why would you even…

[fickle drift]

Welp, I have now experienced embarrassment caused by one's self.

[normal owl]

YOOO any special editions you can only get there?

[fickle drift]

Goodnight everyone.

🍎

[normal owl]

Sleep tight!

[fickle drift]

💀

[rare cedar]

Not sure. I don’t go in but I can always check for you if you’re interested

[cedar turret]

That's the building that has the caramel apple stand on the mezzanine right? The one that dips every third apple in sprinkles and chocolate?

[normal owl]

oh don't go through any trouble for me. I just know sometimes there are editions only buyable in the flagship but I don't keep up on current offerings. Just would be fun to walk around and browse.

I broke down and bought this: one for office and one for home.

[hasty zinc]

my daughter loves those

[normal owl]

She has good taste. I initially started eating these thinking the mint would slow down my candy gobbling. But instead, I am now addicted to them.

[rare cedar]

I’ll still wonder around if I ever stop by Ginza. That street made me feel poor with all the high end stuff on every corner

Saw a bottle of whiskey for $600k

[hasty zinc]

doesn't japan have those fancy expensive mangoes?

[rare cedar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

This is news to me

[obsidian wyvern]

are those loombands

nvm LOL

[normal owl]

Holy crap, that makes Pappy seem like Jim Beam haha.

[rare cedar]

Dang, $65 for those

[obsidian wyvern]

it's like £35 for 2 boxes of mangoes here

[hasty zinc]

they have expensive strawberries too IIRC

[rare cedar]

Now that I can agree with

But boy are they tasty

[rare cedar]

Not that expensive 😂

[normal owl]

Hopefully you get good ROI on that: Return On Ingestion.

[white bridge]

Hi guys

[ocean herald]

Is the coin next to the strawberry about the size of an American dime?

[hasty zinc]

no idea

I'm from the US lol

[amber mirage]

From my one minute of research, roughly the size of a dollar coin

Berry is big

[ocean herald]

Dollar coins are somewhat uncommon in the US

[amber mirage]

It was the closest sized coin I found

[ocean herald]

But yeah that’s huge

[forest lagoon]

0_0

[smoky token]

I feel I should apologize because you were actually right but I thought you were referring to something entirely different

you were correct

it is Wako

[obsidian wyvern]

too late, hes asleep and youve ruined his night

[ocean herald]

Oof

He’s probably having a nightmare about that exchange rn

[smoky token]

😭

[obsidian wyvern]

not cool ttitan

[hasty zinc]

I submitted for a recommendation of demotion

[obsidian wyvern]

seems like blops 6 is the next cod game

i dont even remember a 5

[ocean herald]

Cold War?

[obsidian wyvern]

that was 5? lol didnt know

[amber mirage]

Wait until you find out that the sixth Black Ops game is actually the seventh in the Black Ops series.

[buoyant smelt]

ye

[ocean herald]

I know it had black ops in the name but they didn’t number it ig

[hot star]

I thought you said eleventh and i immediately started thinking about the other 4 that didn't exist

[amber mirage]

The other 4 that don't exist yet

[azure canopy]

does anyone have a good floorplan of the crows nest from halo 3?

planning on making it in minecraft

[trim saddle]

ooo thats cool.

id try searching for images on google with "crows nest H3 blueprint"

[obsidian wyvern]

the multiplayer map or campaign level

[trim saddle]

multiplayer is rats nest

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah

[azure canopy]

campaign

[trim saddle]

i was confused at first when the images showed up cuz i thought "wait thats not multiplayer.. uhh.."

crows nest megablock set when

they could do a small version of each campaign level. id probably buy a few myself lol

[obsidian wyvern]

what I've found

[trim saddle]

yup the 2nd image is what that was for me, that one looked the best to reference

[obsidian wyvern]

this too 🤷‍♂️

[azure canopy]

is that top-down or cross section

oh

[obsidian wyvern]

idk what u mean by cross section

[azure canopy]

i forget that the crows nest isn’t as deep as i think

mb thanks

[trim saddle]

i woulda posted them but i dont have inheritor yet lol

[obsidian wyvern]

discord mobile changed where the DMS button is just as I got used to it ffs

I hate this

[trim saddle]

yeah that is annoying. the update happened maybe a month ago? ish? idk my mind has been goofy for time frame memory lol

[obsidian wyvern]

new wallpaper just dropped
https://twitter.com/Goosewasinuse/status/1793325955882406303?t=TbwFHOvfczg-X73QdYrsTw&s=19

Goose (@Goosewasinuse) on X

Valhalla

Rendered in Blender 4.1

#HaloInfinite #Halo #Blender3D #digitalart

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 5:00 PM

[austere venture]

that looks fire

[jovial hawk]

Anyone know a way to turn on the bandana skull during a raid in custom game?

We had it on last night in a fireteam doing cascading winter - but not sure what to do now when I'm hosting it.

[forest lagoon]

Reminds me of The Long Dark

[forest fulcrum]

Ah my boy goose, he's great

[graceful inlet]

Good Night Spartans!
(And Our Marines. 🫂)

[hasty zinc]

Day 145, they still haven't noticed I'm not Star Trek

[normal owl]

They're correct: you're Aegisfate.

[granite sky]

it may activate a random skull at a certain point, not sure how the maps are set up. The raid maps usually grant bandana skull during the final phases as well.

[candid solar]

WHOA! UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT HALO TV SHOW IS NOT HALO!!!!!

I must post this to Reddit immediately! @vapid siren make sure it stays up, the truth must be known!

[trim saddle]

Campaign if it had weather and different biomes lol

[normal owl]

Wow I cannot wait for that Those Who Are About to Die show

[vapid siren]

https://clips.twitch.tv/BelovedHotEggplantDAESuppy-tWNsDMukj8wHTd9M

[obsidian wyvern]

got to wave 13 and then got overwhelmed by like 15 brutes with hammers

[arctic crypt]

That's brutal

[jovial hawk]

I just put bottomless clip on

[granite sky]

you can enable infinite ammo in pre-game settings as well, bottomless clip is fun too
infinite equipment is a separate setting as well

[ornate sequoia]

I want a brute to pummel me into the wall / choke slam me and ragdoll me across the map. That'd be cool. Maybe halo 7 idea 😭

[bronze breach]

rev, im on but dont play husky raid tho

[ornate sequoia]

Zombie mode is a big W though in general, it brings a certain much needed horror into the game again.

[pulsar cobalt]

Not a fan of this mode personally

[bronze breach]

same

match started and finished within 1 minute

nvm almost 2 minutes

[tight remnant]

Lack of knowledge on how to play it?

[obsidian wyvern]

im doing the new custom game

oh i see what u mean, time to stream snipe 😁

[bronze breach]

that and I tend to die alot in pvp

which is why i stick to firefight

[pulsar cobalt]

Husky raid is literally camp the team's spawn while you cap the flags

[empty nexus]

Hello

[meager linden]

Good night spartans
I'm so damn tired after night work shaft
So, see you in the morning

[bronze breach]

32 deaths

also someone must have good dodging they avoided all my hammer strikes

[keen hinge]

ba dum tss

[lapis ivy]

Same here

[arctic crypt]

🙏 Appreciate the kinds words, it's actually crazy to me how much people are enjoying the mode 😅

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm so happy the wait times are under 10 seconds for it

[arctic crypt]

Would be even lower if JIP was enabled 🤯

[quaint ore]

the game is so dead lol , how can you have only 2000 players on steam ?

everyone abondanded the game

no wonder why it takes hours to find a game

[arctic crypt]

Bros playing Halo CE on the Original Xbox servers

[lapis ivy]

I get so many deaths in PVP so I'm another who sticks with FF which is easier plus more XP

[quaint ore]

playing halo infinite on pc with crossplay on

[normal owl]

Appreciate your hardcore dedication to Halo to wait for hours for a match. That's faithful fandom!

[quaint ore]

2k players is crazy . its literly the definition of a dead game

[quaint ore]

im trying to rank up fast

[arctic crypt]

Crazy, more dedication than me fr

[normal owl]

It's touching to see people carve out whole parts of their day to wait for one match for this beloved IP.

[arctic crypt]

Truly inspiring

[left bone]

note: never run into a hunter

[lapis ivy]

A regular hunter or banished?

[left bone]

both

[lapis ivy]

Myriad is my favorite hunter in the game

In FF there's sometimes two of them

[faint mantle]

Sometimes?

[lapis ivy]

Tbh the hunters are nastier than the brutes of how violent they are

Yeah they spawn as pairs idk

Why

[faint mantle]

They should always spawn as a pair, kind of the Hunters' thing

[normal owl]

or spawn as an apple, that would be fun.

[lapis ivy]

Yeah when I spawn them in forge I always do pairs it's awkward only one

[faint mantle]

[lapis ivy]

You can spawn them in forge in pairs like I do either regular hunters or banished they're fun to have around as friendly allies I wonder how you spawn them in FF koth as friendly ai in forge I know how to create my own FF koth but not on how spawning friendly hunters

In FF koth

[polar chasm]

Did they fix the Career XP in Survive the Undead

[lavish lodge]

I came from a time it’d take a long time to find a BTB game in Halo 2, 2007. Halo is best after hours

Back then they’d make a game to last when the devs leave. They set up the party and organize the party.

Now with live service, they only buy the venue. Then order the napkins while everyone is there.

“Ew, nevermind we got coasters, throw your napkins away”
(Whenever a gun stat is changed.)

[obsidian wyvern]

apple pear merty youre smart cmon

[pulsar cobalt]

My two options for the last core is Mark VI gen 1 or Orion i have a huge massive feeling it's either these 2

[keen hinge]

r/woooosh

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/deadzZzone/status/1793070687717859399?t=Qj2_2qin6aqsF1j4hX9OpA&s=19

wish we got more frequent updates about stuff like this, it's been a while

OpTic deadzone (@deadzZzone) on X

They gonna fix these servers ever ? No ? Okay

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 12:05 AM

[bronze breach]

Use halo mcc servers

[livid oyster]

Just got grouped with teammates who went combined 4-28 this game is expecting me to hack

[brave igloo]

you guys tried hellblade2

graphics are observable and not obersvable universe tier

its so gooooooooooood

bbbbessssst visuals in a game so far

i think gta6 will have a hard time competing with this

[bronze breach]

Gta6 will have a hard time competing with minecraft. Cant beat minecraft graphics

[obsidian wyvern]

I have a feeling a game as big as gta6 won't be going all out on graphics

[brave igloo]

man hellblade2 is so goooooooooooooood definietly buy gamepass or buyit on steam or epic whatever just play it if you have anything above 3060 it should run it max

[fickle drift]

I'd expect GTA6 to look about as good as RDR2
Got a lot more to deal with in urban environments, vehicles, etc.

[brave igloo]

i have 4070 can run it 2k max 70 80 fps

so well optimized too

defnietly try this game guys im a person who is like tired of same games and same stuff every year but this one blown me away

you dont wanna quit the game graphics are that goooooooooooooood

[livid oyster]

Gta6 budget is like the largest for a game ever I think. It's probably gonna look nuts

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think I've shilled this hard in such a short period of time

[fickle drift]

Budget doesn't necessarily equate quality.

Any look at cinema in the past decade would tell you that.

[livid oyster]

It doesn't but it makes it a safe bet

[bronze breach]

But halo infinite was $500 million. They cant top that(!)

[fickle drift]

🥴

[brave igloo]

mann I Was fighthing a guy and for a moment it got so immersive i thought i was fighting with a real person the faces are so realistic you think its a real person your fighting against im not even exxxegarating

[obsidian wyvern]

wasn't this game reported to be around like 1.2bn

[brave igloo]

only downside is theres not much gameplay

[livid oyster]

For all the crap infinite gets, it's graphics are top notch

[bronze breach]

Infinite got $69 billion from shop revenue to buy out Activision to help develop the next halo.

[brave igloo]

if microsoft does the next halo game on unreal engine 5 new features and settings it will be soooo goood

[obsidian wyvern]

halo singlehandedly keeps msft in business

[bronze breach]

Doubt they will move to unreal.

[brave igloo]

man i couldnt believe my eyes when i launched hellblade2 i think microsoft should do more of this stuff

[obsidian wyvern]

ngl I denied all the unreal rumours but more and more points towards it being possible

[bronze breach]

Would laugh though the next game is called Halo: Unreal

[fickle drift]

That really would be unreal

[brave igloo]

I think this hellblade game was just to show the world what a game could be like but with not much gameplay. if you take the unrealengine 5 and you use it well and add a lot more gameplay a game can be so good only feature hellblade is missing is gameplay its like a movie

[amber mirage]

The tech behind Hellblade 2 is some of the most cutting edge stuff out there

[brave igloo]

man its soooo goood man you should try it

[amber mirage]

I will

[fickle drift]

I think you've made your point, you really like Hellblade 2.

[brave igloo]

my brother and I were playing and He told me he looks like a real person

I thought the same too

[bronze breach]

Does hellblade 2 use unreal 5?

[brave igloo]

yeah thanks

okay guys I was so hyped sorry 🙏

[brave igloo]

yeah

[winter flame]

apparently its a bit short

[brave igloo]

9 hours

[winter flame]

idk im hearing 5 hours at best

[obsidian wyvern]

Sam if you're here, it says invalid invite for me

[amber mirage]

It's short. The first game was too

[brave igloo]

nah lol those must be the people who just run and rush to the end without paying attention to anything

[winter flame]

honestly not a huge deal for a game pass title

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah I heard 5 too

[brave igloo]

we finished in 8 hours 27 minutes

[obsidian wyvern]

is there coop or smthn?

[brave igloo]

nah my brother and I were playing together irl

[obsidian wyvern]

ah

[bronze breach]

Is this an existing g coating? It gives me banished vibes

[obsidian wyvern]

isn't it the one in the 2k bundle

[brave igloo]

im glad theres no coop tho it would ruin it

[normal owl]

Don't be sorry, that's seriously awesome that you're having such a blast with it! I've heard that everything involved with it--from detailed mocap to the intensive scientific research to the unprecedented audio direction--is truly a new standard in video game storytelling. That is great to hear that it's so impactful. Hope you have an incredible experience with it!

[bronze breach]

No its warning sign coating. This one is silver and red

[obsidian wyvern]

right

[bronze breach]

I would say its ashen victory but this one is patternless

[obsidian wyvern]

the way people like you and zug can point this out over something as generic as silver and red lol

[fickle drift]

I only know Scorpion Punch because its the one I've stuck with

[bronze breach]

😁

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/red-arm-c3po-threepio-you-probably-dont-recognize-me-because-of-the-red-arm-gif-21099228

[normal owl]

NICE use of your gif powers. Excellent reference.

[obsidian wyvern]

the red arm is how I know it's an easy kill in FFA 😁 (h8 usually is above me on the leaderboard)

[safe dawn]

Hello there chat

[formal light]

Dead server

[safe dawn]

Nah

[bronze breach]

Then why are you here?

[safe dawn]

Idk

[bronze breach]

😁

[obsidian wyvern]

my favourites gif tab lags so much on mobile ever since they brought it back

[bronze breach]

I still baffled how after 5 gravity hammer strikes.. someone on husky avoided all my attacks

[obsidian wyvern]

was perfectly fine before they broke it for like a month

[normal owl]

I keep forgetting I can do that.

[obsidian wyvern]

I still can't favourite GIFs on my phone though

idk why that isn't a thing

[normal owl]

I don't understand why that and also selecting per-server avatar decoration can't work on mobile, but I'm no engineer.

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah that too

can't even look at the shop

[normal owl]

So it must be a tech barrier, bc why would they close off a huge gateway to revenue?

[brave igloo]

thanks man i took some ingame screenshots if you wanna see them ill send you 😃

[obsidian wyvern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[normal owl]

Very kind, but I want to preserve the experience for myself to the greatest extent possible. Seriously awesome that you're having such a profound experience with it though!

[brave igloo]

good thinking man good thinking i also didnt look at any reviews jumped straight into game

very wise man

[distant mirage]

just had a very fun game. my team came back from a 140 point gap in the multi koth mode

they were at 195, 5 points away. stole the victory

[normal owl]

Holy crap, that's insane! Bet there were a few broken controllers on other team's end lol.

[ornate sequoia]

Went 111-1 (my teammates left me)

[ocean herald]

I was once on a team that lost a round of oddball up 79-1 😂. I’m sure the other team was punching the air

[obsidian wyvern]

honestly some of the best moments are reverse sweeps/huge comebacks

[normal owl]

I wouldn't blame them for just closing the game. The day is lost at that point haha.

[obsidian wyvern]

the rush you get from those

[normal owl]

I know what you mean, like when you do a consultation and they initially only wanted a Will and Powers of Attorney but by the end of the meeting they're getting a Trust and two of their kids' families are as well.

Right?

...right? 🦗

[bronze breach]

Would be nice if we can plant nades xD

[obsidian wyvern]

is that a good thing, I think that's a good thing

[normal owl]

Haha yes.

[obsidian wyvern]

STICKY DETONATOR

[bronze breach]

In gears, it jokes when you die by a planted nade. You can see it through tac com but end up dying if u dont use it.

[pulsar cobalt]

Would be nice if 343 actually added new weapons

[ocean herald]

I think that ship has sailed

[livid oyster]

Yo they gotta fix the afk timeout for the new game mode

[obsidian wyvern]

they said you gotta move your sticks whilst dead

which should be changed by them, yeah

[livid oyster]

Yeah, I forgot to do that and got booted got me raging

[obsidian wyvern]

I know the forgers themselves don't actually have the ability to, idk if 343 would put in the time to implement a fix

[obsidian wyvern]

I know the pain 😔

[teal gale]

how do i become a mod?

im super bored and have nothing to do

(cant play halo as my xbox is not with me)

i have no embed perms 😔

[weary gust]

I think the general rule in communities is "If you have to ask to become moderator, you won't become moderator". You do not choose, but instead, are chosen.

[normal owl]

Thank you for your offer to help out the community. It's as @weary gust accurately said: moderators are invited to step up to assist. However, we always welcome your time spent in the server talking with your fellow server members and making this a welcoming place for all!

[weary gust]

That's why I'm always kind and courteous, but then every 1/100 times am completely unbearable within the rules so that I'm never chosen and the weight of responsibility never fall upon my shoulders.

[teal gale]

😄 👍

[normal owl]

literal lol

[forest lagoon]

But they've got step one down!

• Be bored with nothing else to do

[past brook]

im looking for someone to play the halo reach campaign with anybody want to play

[normal owl]

Skyfi, I believe in you for another swing at this!

[teal gale]

is one of the steps "Have six pieces of gum in your mouth at one time"? if so, im already on my way to becoming a mod 😎

[cedar turret]

No point in taking the first step, when there are eleven more to go

[forest lagoon]

Also partly believe this because I'm pretty sure I said along time ago in here that I DIDN'T want to be a mod for a server of this size

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[teal gale]

😔 🤞

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

[weary gust]

You have my condolences.

[forest lagoon]

Oh, the lfg command...
I was waiting for you to ask a question or something for me to take a stab at

[normal owl]

hahaha I was like "well maybe she hopped off" so I scooped it up.

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/leverage-wednesday-stabbing-gif-26035437

[weary gust]

Buddy, this is a Halo server, the amount of gum in your mouth has to be a Halo number, 7, 117, 343, etc.

[normal owl]

ah but 6 = Noble 6

[teal gale]

Yeah, I just stuck another piece in my mouth. Its 7 now

[teal gale]

🔥

oops i forgot to disable ping

[normal owl]

You're all good, my pings are on.

[teal gale]

dont use the command PLEASE im so tired of seeing it lmao

[calm fiber]

don't do it and you won't see it.

[weary gust]

It's not an outright rule, click their profile and you can see if they prefer pings or not. I've got "please ping me I bask in attention".

[teal gale]

[weary gust]

Well I guess it is an outright rule, it's a rule based on those roles.

[calm fiber]

Please do not tag Admins or Moderators unless immediate action is needed. If you see anything that does not abide by our rules and guidelines, please tag a Moderator to bring it to their attention.

[normal owl]

a real role rule, you could say.

[teal gale]

hold on what just happened

[cedar turret]

What do you call a bowling referree?

a roll ruler

[weary gust]

I'm usually good at alliteration but all I got is "oh really" and I wanna be more creative than that.

[cedar turret]

Seriously? Knock off the pings

[normal owl]

*Spare * us these puns (nah I actually love them).

[ornate sequoia]

Can't wait for Halo 7

[teal gale]

I now have an ENTIRE pack of Trident White in my mouth 😎

my jaw is gonna be so sore

[normal owl]

Your teeth are going to be like a flashlight.

[teal gale]

Gonna brush with some Colgate later too

[safe dawn]

Oh lawd

[teal gale]

Quick suggestion, there should be some kind of special roles that change your name color, like "Marine" "Spartan" or something

[cedar turret]

There are.

[teal gale]

wait for real

[cedar turret]

Change your location

[teal gale]

[teal gale]

or "ODST" "Noble 6" and stuff

[safe dawn]

So basically we have to move across the world to change our name color?

[cedar turret]

NA is red. EU is blue. Antarctica is White

No, you can pick the role for the color you like.

[teal gale]

BTW my bad I didnt see the "No Ping" role on your profile

[calm fiber]

Please do not tag Admins or Moderators unless immediate action is needed. If you see anything that does not abide by our rules and guidelines, please tag a Moderator to bring it to their attention.

[cedar turret]

Or the seven times before that

[teal gale]

erm it was one time before that 🤓 ☝️

[frosty siren]

Guess how maany cadicadis i caught

[cedar turret]

If you like blue, pretend you're from lisbon

[teal gale]

WAIT I FORGOT TO DISABLE PING

[safe dawn]

Bro has 3 no ping signs and- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN

[frosty siren]

I caught 207

[safe dawn]

of what????

[frosty siren]

Caddicadis

[safe dawn]

Tf is a caddicadi

[teal gale]

mb im a fast typer so thats my excuse

[safe dawn]

Cicada?

[frosty siren]

Yes

[teal gale]

Cicada or roach

[frosty siren]

I suck at spellibg

[safe dawn]

Lol

[frosty siren]

I dont thick roaches have red eyes

[teal gale]

i didnt zoom in on the pic 🙄

and my eyesight sucks

[safe dawn]

You dont need to?

[frosty siren]

But 207 is a lot thoe

[safe dawn]

So does mine

[teal gale]

😔

[teal gale]

Sir, minor spelling mistake in that sentence. Fix this, for the sake of the server. 🤓

[lapis ivy]

Moths or cicadas?

[frosty siren]

Cicadas

207

[lapis ivy]

Oh they look unique and colorful

You breed them?

Cool btw

Ahh I get it it's a swarm

[worldly sedge]

Man I swear every YouTube community post Halo official puts out, the comment section is just filled with stupid toxic remarks. It’s in suffering.

[obsidian wyvern]

evangelion got me hating them

[mellow crater]

oof

[last fractal]

Breed 30000 of them and the. Release them on the nearest public parks

Then breed 300000 lady bugs and do the same

[vernal saddle]

these past few I have had issues even getting to the main menu probably, something with the servers?

[lapis ivy]

Breed them in captivity and then release them sound like a good idea

[lapis ivy]

Some of them are huge bigger than your hands

Their noise doesn't bother me

Tho

Mosquitos do

God I hate mosquitos

[cedar turret]

I know Mojitos are terrible

You could have had a banana daiquiri

[lapis ivy]

There was a mosquito swarm the other week past when there was not a puddle of stagnant water or rained at all lol

Mojito is like a drink no?

[jovial hawk]

ayo

any of y'all know the name of the huge bikini bottom map?

[lapis ivy]

I know the good one is roscato

I haven't checked it out yet if I searched on the community browser in infinite

[jade walrus]

microsoft should stop using AI-based matchmaking, it's the reason halo infinite is unbalanced, it's the reason people lose jobs, all because of AI

[elfin glacier]

^source: it came to her in a dream

[jade walrus]

shut up (I blocked you because you tried trumping me)

[granite sky]

is it one of these? https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/browse?searchTerm=bikini+bottom&page=1

[elfin glacier]

you're the one who's repeating statements from a serial liar tho

[jovial hawk]

negative

I played it earlier, and have been searching for maybe 5 hours now

[granite sky]

if its a recent game check your match history in theater tab @jovial hawk

[jade walrus]

you're the one trumping me saying "fake news" when everyone knows that's usually an excuse for someone not to believe something, so please (and respectfully) be quiet before you get everyone in trouble

[elfin glacier]

wut

[jovial hawk]

so strange. It literally says "Bikini Bottom" but isn't any of those ones listed..?

[granite sky]

hm perhaps you got into a creator's test match and he hasn't published it for public view yet

[sullen gazelle]

hi i m brazilian and love halo 🥰

[hollow void]

Hi I'm Brazilian and love halo, I am spacewaffles

[livid oyster]

Hi I'm johny Knoxville and welcome to ...

🫏

[elfin glacier]

donkey

[livid oyster]

Yes Shrek?

[forest lagoon]

What on earth are you going on about?

[elfin glacier]

mint blitz made a video complaining about the same ol same ol with matchmaking but rehashed with the latest catchall buzzword

[fleet path]

cluster b's have high noradrenaline/dopamine but it comes at a cost lol

[elfin glacier]

thanks sonic the hauhhehg

[fleet path]

np physicality is my principality dunce

[fickle drift]

What are you clowns fighting about now

[fleet path]

if a marionette expresses displeasure what does it really mean

[elfin glacier]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.'

[fickle drift]

Nice

[hollow void]

Can't say the word for crap but can send that

[elfin glacier]

OH GOD DISQORD CHANGED THE LAYOUT AGAIN FOR NO REASON

[forest lagoon]

Oh great... Well that explains things

[fickle drift]

lmao

[worldly sedge]

What hasn’t been said over the millionth time about Infinite? I feel like YouTubers are just content farming and providing no value.

[fickle drift]

fair

[elfin glacier]

yeah but now it's AI™

[worldly sedge]

That reminds me I should make a video on what happens if time runs out on The Maw from Halo CE. That’d be funny

[fickle drift]

mm I knda want the game to survive I am gna main it for another 2 years but the farming is sda

*sad lmao

[grizzled gazelle]

Was trying out the new game mode. All I can say is that it's ungodly hard in the later waves. I think my team got to round 12...

[fickle drift]

Whats there ranked KD?

[worldly sedge]

I made it to wave 11

If Forge community made modes can get to the official playlist, that would mean more custom games potential

[fickle drift]

halo 2 Fan your bios feking rocks dude I am tryna to major in CS

[worldly sedge]

It’s alright I guess, Python is pretty cool

[grizzled gazelle]

My team consisted of a platinum Sergeant Grade 2 , one was Gold L.C Grade 3 (theres me , Gold Sergeant Grade 3) and a Bronze Gunny Sergeant Grade 1

[fickle drift]

Nb Nb my ranked KD was like 1.4 but I have not played in a while so I am at like 1.1 >’)

[fickle drift]

tryna learn C++