#general-chat

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bold sparrow
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"True" and "Genuinely right" indicate your agreement with him, which instantly invalidates his point.

Halo Canon got chased out because he had the tentamacy to not hate the TV show when it was in vogue. Everyone else before him and since has been some variation of shill.

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He has an opinion, as do you. Thats it. It matters little in the grand scheme of the situation

worldly sedge
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I just bring it up because I feel like speaking up and bring a fresh side of Halo related conversation.

carmine oak
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Has infinite got a hit reg issue?

floral pollen
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anyone else not getting matches rn?
I've tried Super Fiesta, Quick Play, and Squad Battle, but I can't find a match
and even Firefight is saying like 3 mins for wait time

obsidian wyvern
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I'm in a match

glad flower
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just played some squad battle worked fine

floral pollen
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BTB is the lowest wait for me so ig I'll try it

glad flower
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i will say tho randomly the anti-cheat has been kicking me from games for no apparent reason, maybe it's my anti-virus

floral pollen
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found a BTB match

graceful inlet
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Good night Spartans! salute
(and our marines craighearts 🫂)HypeChief

meager linden
willow pollen
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Where would go to find a channel where I can play with people in h5?

void cloak
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killed myself throwing a sticky grenade at a berserker brute 🤣

calm fiberBOT
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If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

tidal geode
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I need to find someone that will help me with challenges

hasty zinc
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@hard crane

hard crane
hasty zinc
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same I played it awhile ago, thought it was terrible

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then started back up after the show

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although it doesn't really matter when someone started

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having fun is the best part

worldly badger
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The peak player count hasnt changed since new operation dropped, it doesnt have the same hype to get players back like actual seasons did

candid solar
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I bet you don't even like soup.

worldly badger
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Onion soup is good

fleet imp
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wsp spartans!!!

fallen solstice
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Arbiter Battle Royale, PLEASE
Ripa Moramee(Halo wars) vs Thel’ Vadam(Halos 1 - 5) vs Var Gantanai (TV show)

Connections:

  • Arbiters
  • Great commanders of their fleet
  • Var + Ripa are douches while Thel is nice
  • Ripa is the largest, Var + Thel is similar in size
  • all use energy swords
  • all have rivalries with a Spartan (I think Forge is a Spartan 1)

Ripa has a size and strength advantage, prolly not as good at fleet command as Arby, and Var has immense skill

Round 1: 1v1v1
Round 2: Fleet battle
Bonus Round: Stg. Johnson vs Stg. Forge vs TV show Chief without armor

steady jolt
hasty zinc
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I've seen this before hmm

steady jolt
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Definitely been posted already

hasty zinc
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the one part always makes me do a double take lol

fallen solstice
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I reposted this, it got lost in chat

worldly sedge
fallen solstice
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What is happening? Context pls

obsidian wyvern
hasty zinc
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it's ok no biggie

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I like the Chief one

craggy geode
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I JUST WON AGAINST A HERO RANKER

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MY FIRST WIN AGAINST A HERO

elfin glacier
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gj

obsidian wyvern
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British politician moment

obsidian wyvern
worldly badger
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unable to find a game on ranked snipers and only on placements lmao

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what a popular game type for ranked

candid solar
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Snipers suck so

bold sparrow
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Ranked snipers even more so

left bone
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i just had the worst luck in husky raid

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2 of my teammates left because the entire enemy team decided to camp us for free kills

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they were all chimera cores too

vagrant summit
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I have a chronic skill issue. 💀 When I play Firefight I get 150 kills with 140 headshot kills, when I play PvP I go 1/25 every single time. For 3 years. 💀

candid solar
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So average day in Husky Raid

vagrant summit
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Yeah basically.

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Husky really grinds my gears. You'll get a plasma rifle and plasma pistol for 7 lives straight, finally spawn with a rocket launcher or something, and die in spawn because they all have hammers and are in your base now.

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I once got into the enemy base and stole the flag five times in a row with a plasma pistol when they all had power weapons.

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Like just give me a gun PLEASE, anything.

ornate sequoia
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Will Halo 7 bring the vibe back to Halo?

round laurel
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What's the 'vibe'?

ornate sequoia
vagrant summit
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Honestly at this point I just hope Halo 7 runs well at launch. Halo Infinite years later still runs like crap for me, despite being able to run newer games on ultra at 144fps.

round laurel
ornate sequoia
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have to deal wit it when I go outside, anndd in a video game??

winter flame
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i like pretty graphics and i like high fps 😄

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smoothness and responsiveness

elfin glacier
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I can tolerate low fps sometimes but i like 60

winter flame
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i cant do sub 40 first person

forest lagoon
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I don't mind even 30fps if it's stable with no flux

elfin glacier
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Years of playing increasingly demanding flash games on a dinky Dell with a pentium 4 has made me strong

muted plaza
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Ever since I upgraded from 60hz I cant stand 60fps, it feels like its lagging

elfin glacier
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Idek what the gpu was but it was low end

muted plaza
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Anyways, opinion on the new islander and mental health month colors? I like them both

elfin glacier
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Now my machine is stronk

forest lagoon
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Stronk machine gud

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Stronk machine stronker together

elfin glacier
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i could probably run multiple VMs specced to that old machine and still be able to play a somewhat recent game

winter flame
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40's just where i can get use to it and the input lag doesn't feel too bad in first person. 30 for me is slow third person games like zelda on a gamecube or something

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camera movement at 30 is just unpleasant

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glad to see BGS embracing 40fps in Starfield

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per object motion blur really makes 30fps in third person games alright

elfin glacier
muted plaza
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Have you played w over 60? You wouldnt think 30 is good if u did

elfin glacier
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Especially weird mismatched fps stuff where things are locked to a low fps

winter flame
round laurel
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Singleplayer games only of course.

winter flame
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if my only way to play RDR2 was on an Xbox One X @ 30fps, I'd happily play it that way. Game has great per object motion blur

muted plaza
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Singleplayer 60 is fine depending on game

winter flame
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I also still play GameCube games lol

round laurel
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... meh, I think 30 is fine lol. Like, it looks real jittery at first but you get used to it quick.

muted plaza
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I started playing life is strange true colors recently and im only getting 50-60 since I cranked everything to the max

elfin glacier
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I'm not like, against 60fps, but it's not something i need

winter flame
muted plaza
winter flame
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i probs wouldnt bother with ranked at 60fps but i can definitely still enjoy casual modes at 60

obsidian wyvern
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30 was fine in starfield after a while

round laurel
winter flame
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i played cyberpunk at 30 on One X and honestly i never got use to it

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RDR2 was fine by comparison

round laurel
round laurel
obsidian wyvern
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6 hours is something tbf lol

muted plaza
round laurel
obsidian wyvern
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you can easily EASILy tell the difference between 30 and 60

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it's what people are used to

round laurel
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Tbh it's a miracle that console can even run it. When I played on the OG Xbox One, BTB would freeze all the time lol.

muted plaza
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Have u ever tried over 60? Its a deal breaker

obsidian wyvern
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I'm like 100% sure you would

muted plaza
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Then dont say its not recognizeable when u havent even tried it lol

winter flame
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i played Halo Infinite at 60fps ranked and hit Onyx in Season 2. wouldn't do it again. Just feels like too much of a handicap at that level of play. Casual playlists it's not nearly as much of an issue. If everyone was locked to 60fps, ranked would be enjoyable, just doesnt feel good knowing you lost on input lag

round laurel
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Higher FPS allow smoother aim and reduce input latency.

obsidian wyvern
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1v1 me 30fps halo infinite recon

winter flame
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its deminishing returns tho

round laurel
muted plaza
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I became a way better player when I bought my new monitor

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I also use the crosshair and black stabilizer which can come in handy for certain games

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U cant tell the difference bc u dont have a monitor that can display it lol

livid oyster
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You definitely will

muted plaza
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That doesnt change anything, u can have 300fps on a 60hz monitor its gonna look the same as if you only had 60fps

obsidian wyvern
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that's not entirely true is it

ocean herald
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You only get as many frames as your refresh rate

winter flame
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60fps is a 16.66...ms per frame, 120fps is 8.33...ms, 240 is 4.16...ms.

obsidian wyvern
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like you'll see a difference but not anything as much as you should

winter flame
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so after 120fps you're gaining less then 10ms whatever ur framerate

muted plaza
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Doesnt change anything, just probably has more input lag than a monitor would

winter flame
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10ms is probably where you stop getting any real benefit

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you might as well get a controller with a faster polling rate at that point

obsidian wyvern
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xb1 goes to 60

round laurel
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If it's not the Xbox One X, then yes, it's locked to 30.

winter flame
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overclocking your controller would help you more then going from 120 to 240fps in terms of input lag for some context

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i play gamecube that barely hits 30fps half the time lol

obsidian wyvern
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I don't think keeping up to date is spoiled exactly, no offense

round laurel
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Bro the Xbox One is like nearly 10 years old.

muted plaza
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How does buying/owning a decent setup mean someone is spoiled lol

winter flame
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honestly biggest performance issue infinite has is broken VRR. Consoles can't turn off vsync so you're stuck with vsync judder when the game drops below 120fps. Not sure how this hasn't been fixed.

obsidian wyvern
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nerd

winter flame
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120fps is basically unusable in BTB on Series X

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I dont even think Xbox should allow games to have 120fps without working VRR

obsidian wyvern
winter flame
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lol tbf its so annoying on reddit when someone replies to you, then blocks you so you cant reply to them

cedar turret
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Cool. People are always thrilled by removing good features

obsidian wyvern
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where's that server rules don't allow me to respond how I want to img

obsidian wyvern
winter flame
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it should just be an option

obsidian wyvern
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no because you block someone who you don't want to see your content. they shouldn't be allowed to just bypass it

winter flame
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same with discord. i personally only block people who ping me in servers that dont enforce any ping policy

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i dont wanna hide their messages, i just dont want them to be able to annoy me lol

obsidian wyvern
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discords block feature annoys me lol

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I'd like to completely hide their msgs but it shows up anyway

winter flame
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your content is public on twitter, they can just use an alt to see it anyway

obsidian wyvern
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so r we saying blocking was pointless anyway

winter flame
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i like instagram's feature that lets you mark someone as a stalker so when they interact with you, they see everything going through, but nobody else can see their comments on your posts

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i just think you need to give people the tools to stop people annoying them without letting them know you've done it

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whether that be blocking or otherwise

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people knowing you blocked them is an issue from a harrasment perspective because they can make a new account etc

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and at the same time people abusing blocking to just stop you responding so they can make it look like they got the last word in isn't great

worldly badger
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I love when the ranked system puts me up against smurfs and then punishes me in csr as if it was a fair matchup

round laurel
winter flame
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if ur diamond that is

worldly badger
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its not even about placement its 100games played

ornate sequoia
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I think the ability to optionally see blocked messages is a step in the right direction. It allows for further enrichments down the line as well. By enrichments, I mean other features that can be tacked on top of it. For example, often times you may get tempted to view blocked message in case it applies to you, or the topic at hand, but you could set further rules to make that differentiation.

candid tusk
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Chat-GPT moment?

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Do it. Do anything you want to do. Do it proudly.

ornate sequoia
round laurel
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Gortic phone doesn't seem like a vibe.

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Now I'm even more confused.

muted plaza
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Gartic phone is boring af, change my mind

ornate sequoia
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The freedom of speech is gone.

normal compass
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Let’s introduce extraction for like a week and remove it and never add it back

ornate sequoia
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We need Last Spartan Standing back, and please don't reply with concrete statistics on why that won't work. 🥶

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I cannot expand on this 🫢

winter flame
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honestly they absolutely ruined LSS with the disrupter starts since that weapon works better the lower your ping

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then they removed it cause nobody played it

candid solar
ornate sequoia
candid solar
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I'd rather not, I want to play XCOM

obsidian wyvern
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last spartan standing @muted plaza

ornate sequoia
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LSS is a beautiful, beautiful game mode.

candid solar
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LSS was pretty neat.

round laurel
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I think Mudila wants to play.

ornate sequoia
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LSS custom game?

muted plaza
obsidian wyvern
cosmic elm
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my bandit shots don't register after i pop the enemy's shild

obsidian wyvern
ornate sequoia
muted plaza
steady jolt
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🤨

obsidian wyvern
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I can't actually remember what gartic is like

muted plaza
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We have other party games to play for when we want to

ornate sequoia
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LSS can end homelessness in Seattle

obsidian wyvern
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been a few years since I last played it

muted plaza
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No its just that every drawing ends up being a copy pasta of stickman but moved 5 pixels right

obsidian wyvern
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your friends aren't creative enough 😤

muted plaza
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I mean I could say the same about another game that u wouldnt find good

obsidian wyvern
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I think jackbox games were better though

forest lagoon
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Drawful is my fav

muted plaza
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Jackbox was fun but sometimes it felt unfair when someone got multiple basically unanswerable questions while others got free ones

ornate sequoia
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Draw my thing was kinda cool

obsidian wyvern
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then we'd laugh at how bad the answers were

muted plaza
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Like wtf am I supposed to know about american authors, I barely know anything about them in my native language

obsidian wyvern
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does sound like you're taking a party game a bit too seriously tbf

muted plaza
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A party game is supposed to be fun while not being taken seriously, but if you keep getting knocked out at the start it becomes unfun and boring just watching others play

obsidian wyvern
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that's fair

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but that's why I said it works better with inside jokes, you're still laughing at other people's answers even whilst knocked out

muted plaza
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I remember I stood up from jackbox when 2 of us got knocked out because we kept getting questions that noone knew the answers to

muted plaza
candid solar
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Welp I caved and bought Mark V kit

obsidian wyvern
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what did u do to the legs

ocean herald
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The legs look stubby for some reason

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Lmao was thinking that too rev 😂

obsidian wyvern
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the only core I can understand using prosthetics for is MK4. makes it look better imo

hasty zinc
ornate sequoia
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nice photoshop

tight remnant
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I miss LSS

worldly badger
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343 took 2.5 years to get Infinite in a playable state now no more seasons, drip fed spartan points. Starting from scratch on the next Halo on a new engine classic

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Atleast if theres issues on the next Halo they can blame it on learning a new engine

ornate sequoia
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LSS needs another try, at the very least.

candid solar
candid solar
winter flame
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you get like 5k spartan points a week, it's just the 30k item in the exchange that seems off to me

worldly badger
candid solar
worldly badger
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Thats why you are here instead of enjoying how great Infinite is

winter flame
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tbf i dont think people really defend the management of the franchise by Xbox, but rather the nitpicking about the games as if 343 have made zero progress over the last 3 years

worldly badger
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I am not saying they made zero progress they made huge progress from release now its at a standstill

ornate sequoia
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developers need to go back to working 30 hour days 😭

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(i know what I said, 😭 )

forest lagoon
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@fickle drift
Nice try but you're not as fast as you think you are

hasty zinc
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so by all means

worldly badger
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the moment seasons were actually coming out on time and content coming consistent we are back at minimial updates with barebones pass

ornate sequoia
hasty zinc
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what

dreamy stirrup
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don't come back for like a month.

forest lagoon
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Obvious joke is obvious

ornate sequoia
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that's mean, but I get it 😭

dreamy stirrup
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you are literally advocating for crunch.

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i'm not the mean one.

forest lagoon
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And Mudila is the joke kekw

worldly badger
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Maybe we need some of microsoft AI to generate content for the game helmet

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Bing make a map

hasty zinc
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you're pointing towards blank space

worldly badger
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I was tagged so I assume hes pointing at the AI suggestion

hasty zinc
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I know lol

grizzled crypt
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can we send gifs in here

fickle drift
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Are the team who manage the shop and the team who manage the game’s content different?

ornate sequoia
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👈 👇 👉 ☝️

fickle drift
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Or are they just the same overall group

worldly badger
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yes I am sure they have different departments for that

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one department chooses the shop prices helmet

grizzled crypt
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dangit

fickle drift
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It seems weird how the gameplay and content in terms of maps and other modes are good and are always welcome but the team managing the shop seem to drop the ball a lot of the time

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Like the stuff in there is good, it’s just overpriced a lot of the time

grizzled crypt
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blap bloop blap

worldly badger
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Besides the $32 bundle and the Mark V rest of the shop are Season 1 items

grizzled crypt
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autism has entered the chat hello i am autis m

fickle drift
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Shouldn’t they be cheaper?

worldly badger
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not if people buy it

forest lagoon
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This isn't Sunday

grizzled crypt
forest lagoon
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Chat y u like dis?

grizzled crypt
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char clip that

worldly badger
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So how is everyone doing this fine evening

fickle drift
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I’m doing alright

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You?

grizzled crypt
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good just had dinner and you?

worldly badger
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have a bit of a cold but getting better

grizzled crypt
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oh no ): glad you're getting better!

worldly badger
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the weather is really weird this year either its warm or freezing

forest lagoon
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I spent all day staring at code and just had ramen. I'm great

fickle drift
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Or do you just study/have an interest in that

worldly badger
forest lagoon
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Software Developer

fickle drift
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Ah cool

forest lagoon
worldly badger
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🐸

ornate sequoia
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ribbit

grizzled crypt
forest lagoon
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Just chilling in the garden and posed

grizzled crypt
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oh cant say blorp i guess

forest lagoon
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Can't use the extra formatting

grizzled crypt
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dang

candid solar
forest lagoon
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I don't remember ever seeing one that looked like that

worldly badger
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The deathcam was a nice addition but having a sensitivity slider to tune it on the menus would help with the motion sickness with the speed

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like your controller sense is slow then all of the sudden the cam is moving at super sonic speeds with a slight touch

wide heron
cedar turret
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Is it possible to become a professional skeeball player

limpid nova
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Wow the aim magnetism off firefight feels so good

livid oyster
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Why play professional skeeball when you can become a world champion hopscotch player across 3 weight classes like myself?

livid oyster
pulsar cobalt
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Not sure why but one of the thigh attachments on MIrage say they released in Spartan surplus but these released ages ago with the comnet bundle

jade walrus
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since when did cursed odst exist

meager linden
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Good morning spartanssalute

worldly badger
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mornin

shrewd lake
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i've finally completed H2 legendary
compliment me

elfin glacier
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Gj

delicate river
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Hey guys are any of yall good at photoshopping ? I need ur help

delicate river
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Aww

strange saddle
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Ah my daily halo server check in

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I love watching the arguments

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Whoa man

delicate river
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Yo man

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Get widdit

jolly dome
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...

void magnet
cedar turret
sweet bluff
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Bah

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Cof cof

wise surge
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My apology! Doesn't happened.

worldly badger
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xQc playing Infinite 🐸

candid solar
nimble portal
feral chasm
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gotta love how i leave a big team battle game that wouldnt load just to get temp banned

quaint swan
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hey everyone

worldly badger
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Hello

quaint swan
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how are you

lapis ivy
fickle drift
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I love daily halo server check in

frank bronze
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I have an emergency mods

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When do I get image perms

frank bronze
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My queen….

crisp agate
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whoever put construct into the swat playlist is high, terrible map for that mode

midnight lotus
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i owe the irs ALOT of money…

lapis ivy
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?

lusty frigate
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hi, is there any shooter mmorpg game like planetside 2 but with way better graphics? any game which have a game mode where 2 or more teams fight and each team has atleast 10-20 or more players? Also does that game mode have any consistent progression which we get to carry for next pvp matches? like unlocks new units or skills or weapons or upgrades or litle bit of unit stats or battlepass etc?

muted plaza
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If you want something with more teamwork/tactics squad/squad 44

lusty frigate
hoary ridge
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can someone help me i have a problem with halo

soft kiln
hoary ridge
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Oki

lapis ivy
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Anyone noticed halo infinite taking long to load up?

hoary ridge
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Yeah

hoary ridge
# soft kiln just post it here and maybe somebody knows how to help

So basically every time I try to get into a game with bots to try out my fps again it says 'ypu have been removed from gameplay by easy anti cheat. Please restart the game and review your settings if the problem still occurs' and when I restarted it still says the same messgae

lapis ivy
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Is anyone having issues with multiplayer loading slowly

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Or not at all

calm fiberBOT
steady jolt
winter dragon
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anyone remember being young and oh wowie halo was super cool and hip

winter dragon
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lol listen I have had several sodie pops and have been trying my best

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but no halo is not what the kids are talking about these days and we need to teach them

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and/or relive the glory days of yor

frank bronze
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I mean… the Fanfics and art are still kicking just as ever

winter dragon
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yes but those don't equal real world engagement lol

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harry potter has had several bibles worth of fan fic written about it, still hasn't expanded the official lore one iota

frank bronze
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A lot of other great franchises are in the same boat as Halo if that’s what you mean

winter dragon
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absolutely

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I love halo to my core. Been playing since 2001 and it's a phenomenal universe

frank bronze
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Ah…

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Yeah I agree, The Sangheili are the most beautiful alien races I’ve ever seen

winter dragon
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I also feel like halo at its strongest is outside the purview of offical w/e and just with friends in like an 8 man lan party

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I could be totally wrong but the most fun i've had in literal years was play ing halo infinite custom lobbies with like 6 friends the last week

ivory coyote
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Gonna find out in October if Flashpoint was a good investment or not postums

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Never painted minis before so it's gonna be a trip LMAO

winter dragon
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oh nvm my whole message of adolation was removed

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I don't even know what to say anymore...l can we not praise hte game in this channel?

steady jolt
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You can, we just don't allow profanity/swearing

winter dragon
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I was typing a big acolade of praise without any profanity and it was deleted lol

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god you know what I won't lol... was about to type my life long passion and adoration of halo as a franchise but.... I still maintain that love. 343 Keep the flame alive and I will forever respect you. Just remember that said flame comes with an expectation.

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When you introduced cortana as a more humanized aspect in the plotline... I thougth that was a smart move to do. It was where the narrative needed to flow. So thank you for that and thank you for listening to the fans wonton needs/wants as they come up

hidden badger
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I like blowing my marines up

lapis ivy
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Ok is there an issue with the halo infinite servers or an outage cause it's loading very slowly and I can't get back to multiplayer

winter dragon
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lol I don't know I keep trying to get into tactical slayer and it's a no go but I'll try other playlists to test instability

muted plaza
lusty frigate
hidden badger
muted plaza
lapis ivy
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Got infinite on steam but something weird is going on with the multiplayer and game menu not loading up at all

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I had uninstall and reinstall

echo arrow
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wassup gigity gamers hows everyones night/morning

soft kiln
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it's okayissh, getting some late lunch 😄 how about u

echo arrow
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almost done with my workout then i can game for a bit

echo wolf
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.

echo arrow
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.

fresh turtle
echo wolf
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I played every halo

echo arrow
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whats the best halo of all time

echo wolf
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Halo 3

echo arrow
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damn straight marry me

wild sleet
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Halo 2

echo wolf
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(1: halo 3 (2: halo reach (3: halo 2 (4: halo inf (5: halo combat evolved (6: halo 4 (7: halo 5 @echo arrow

soft kiln
meager linden
echo arrow
wild sleet
#

To me the story was good, open world looked nice while being decent but nothing to do once you do everything also lack of different biomes was my complaint

meager linden
soft kiln
amber mirage
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I enjoyed the open world aspect. Added more stuff to do than the traditional 8 hour campaign and gave me some replay value by letting me pick my weapons and pick a different approach to playing compared to loading up the same mission over and over again.

wild sleet
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I wouldve liked it if it had random events pop up when exploring the ring

lapis ivy
#

What's going on with halo infinite I can't get into multiplayer cause the menu is loading forever

amber mirage
#

There are things like that. A lot of the enemy and marine spawns around that map are random outside of the little side missions.

lapis ivy
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You guys having the same issue too or is it just me?

wild sleet
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I'm mostly talking about breaking checkpoint's and Saved Rally points being attacked clearing them out rewarded Valor

soft kiln
soft kiln
amber mirage
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Eh. It's all one big biome, but each region of the map is pretty different enough. You have mountains, woodlands, swamps, scarred battlegrounds, etc. It's really only samey at a surface level.

lapis ivy
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Restarting my PC yeah also updating

soft kiln
soft kiln
quiet stream
#

I need to try gaming on a monitor. I use a TV and can't land sniper shots for sh*****

#

3ms vs 33+ ms is a big deal for epic gamers like us, right?

muted plaza
#

Gaming on a tv is awful after you play on a monitor

amber mirage
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Depends on the TV and monitor

#

OLED TVs have about the same amount of input lag as most gaming monitors

muted plaza
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Average tv and average monitor

amber mirage
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The averages are bad on both ends

muted plaza
#

A normal 60hz 1080p office monitor is ages ahead of usual tvs

lapis ivy
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Restarted my PC and it didn't work

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Giving it another try

#

Jesus Christ it's still doing the same

#

It may an outage

fickle drift
#

That makes me wonder something.

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How would you guys feel about the next Halo having Battlefield-like environmental destruction in some regard?

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Like not for every single map, but there could be a couple of maps with said destruction?
(or maybe it would be it's own playlist/mode)

soft kiln
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if it was utilized in some cool way,sure.

muted plaza
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would be a nice addition next to arena

ocean herald
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i wouldn't mind it. would be cool to push people out of cover structures by destroying said cover

muted plaza
#

I think most people play halo for the classic arena shooter feeling and if they take it away thats kinda meh

soft kiln
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but i'd like it be something that makes me go "no way!! "

ocean herald
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might be a big ask though. i don't know if the game engine they use would even work well with destructible environments

fickle drift
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Imagine if you could "wrecking ball" through a wall with the grappling hook.
(like if you had enough momentum)

muted plaza
#

yeah, battlefields engine was built specifically for it, except 2042 lol

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2042 is a good game but its not really like battlefield

fickle drift
#

You know, I feel like, if they were to take their time and REALLY wanted to test out out different gameplay formats, then they should have playlists/modes that emulates a different style of gameplay.

muted plaza
#

imagine if the middle structure on the space map could collapse

fickle drift
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Like, people didn't like 4 that much because it felt like a COD reskin(that's what I remember the consensus being), and 5 felt different too, but if they were to say: Make a COD-style mode with that gameplay, but have the MAIN gameplay(most playlists) having Infinite's style(or maybe better) of gameplay.

muted plaza
muted plaza
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like, why have both a max ammo increaser and an ammo pickup increaser?

fickle drift
muted plaza
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I wasnt against loadouts themselves, but yeah the fixed spawn weapons w pickups were better

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I LOVED the lighrifle tho, it was awesome

fickle drift
muted plaza
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but the other weapons just felt like rng with such wide spreads, like the supressor

fickle drift
#

But yeah, I feel like the next game could definitely become a "Halo Infinite, but better", and would kinda be what we thought Infinite WOULD'VE been.

#

With what I'm suggesting, it kinda puts an emphasis on that "platform" statement, but more reasonable.

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I'm not saying Halo has to become the Roblox of first person shooters, that would make me sound insane.
(listen, Roblox was the first thing that came to mind)

muted plaza
fickle drift
muted plaza
#

if roblox would drop the annoying kid friendly style it would thrive

#

I literally cant say "or" in my language because of their filter thinking im swearing bruh

fickle drift
#

But yeah, if next game really tries to be "inclusive" with it's ideas, while still making it enjoyable and unintrusive... then that could bring a LOT of attention to Halo again.

#

Think about this: A COD Zombies-style mode with the Flood.

obsidian wyvern
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no thanks

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I mean it's not a bad idea, I'd just prefer them to go a different route

obsidian wyvern
fickle drift
#

But you get what I'm saying, what Infinite was "implying" could definitely work out if that idea was given the time it needs.

muted plaza
#

also, if we could earn credits somehow, even if with a long grind, I believe more people would actually want to grind the game because there is something to works towards

#

war thunder events can get me to play 3-4 hours every day for 2-3 weeks just to get something because they can be worth it

obsidian wyvern
#

that's too much play time for the majority of people

muted plaza
#

depends, if I have that much time and its something I really want its justifable, but its actually more like 2-3 hours

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4 hours if you are bad, but I have too much time in this game so im quite good, it doesnt take me that long usually

fickle drift
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So basically: If the next game is "Infinite, but better", it could definitely work out.

worldly sedge
#

Believe me the whole earn credits system doesn’t exist because they’re added to Season Passes but we don’t do that anymore in Halo, but for COD and the others all of them total just add up for the next Season Pass. This is what big companies should do: watch Helldivers II and study the integrated system on how to gain player retention and soft/hard credit system. Either way, there’s always gonna be people today in Infinite that big the big bundles from the shop.

muted plaza
#

im farming the current event and its like an hour to an hour and half every day or like 2-3 hours every second day, thats justifyable I think

worldly sedge
#

I think Fortnite also does this as well with having credits in the Season Pass but it only accumulates for the next pass, so there’s no definite way of earning credits other than grinding in the pass.

fickle drift
worldly sedge
#

They should because StarShip Troopers will save us all

muted plaza
#

also, the 2-4 hours every day was an extreme example, it was the first event in the new event cycle in the game and they made the requirements a bit extreme without thinking, and also, that much was needed so I could sell the coupon on marketplace

worldly sedge
#

Insert Act Man GIF of “Modern Gaming! :)”

muted plaza
#

but still, in the older event cycle it was like 2-3 hours every two days for me, that was totally fine I think

fickle drift
#

I hope the MCC gets more content-related updates again soon.

muted plaza
#

and in the current cycle its possible to do the same, you just need to grind a lot if you want to sell the event vehicle and not use it, which is half fine

fickle drift
#

Truthfully, I think now would be the best time for them to actually try and add more "gameplay" stuff besides maps.

#

I think everyone in this server is in agreement that Infinite isn't going to ever become "perfect".

muted plaza
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or even if they shift the meta by changing the weapons every month or two would be a fresh breath

fickle drift
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But I think they should still try and fix/add as much as they can until the next game takes center stage.

#

Which reminds me: How many of you think something Halo-related is going to be announced at the Xbox Games Showcase coming up?

muted plaza
#

shop update LOL

fickle drift
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Yeah no.

worldly sedge
#

I estimate we won’t see any new Halo reveals or showcases for another 1 or 2 years to be honest. Gaming development is soooooo stretch of a mile.

muted plaza
#

infinite was 2021, I think we'll see a reveal at the earliest late 25/early 26

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4 years from last release to reveal seems realistic, 5-6 for release depending how early they release

fickle drift
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A release soon? Probably not(unless they want to go back to that 3 year release format again, which I will not comment on).
But an announcement isn't out of the question.

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You think 343 will do another Q&A on here sometime soon?

obsidian wyvern
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no

fickle drift
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Idk, seems like a weird decision to not do it.

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But hey, it's a free country.

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What’s the best way to farm xp in mcc? Outside of doing challenges

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Do you get a multiplier in btb? Or is that only for infinite

ocean herald
#

probably husky raid? or maybe btb

#

ohhh, you said mcc

obsidian wyvern
fickle drift
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Yeah now you read it lol

fickle drift
#

In MCC you really just want to play modes that'll go quick and you can reliably find matches
So, Reach and H4 in 4v4, they're the most generous with medals iirc

obsidian wyvern
#

halo 4 has a husky raid

hasty zinc
#

it has everything doesn't it?

obsidian wyvern
#

having husky raid is not a good thing

fickle drift
hasty zinc
#

player count for what

fickle drift
#

Though I will say I do enjoy Regicide

#

My fingers are tempted.

fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
#

h2a isn't that dead

fickle drift
#

H4? In my experience its like third most popular

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Below H3 and Reach, above H2, CE and H2:A

fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
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classic halo 2 has to be at the bottom right

wild sleet
#

Popularity is H3, Reach, H4, CE & H2 unfortunately

ocean herald
#

the challenges in mcc give pretty good xp iirc

fickle drift
#

I’ve rarely found games for H2A outside of achievement boosting

wild sleet
#

Action Sack there's more H2A

fickle drift
#

Classic halo 2 is alright

obsidian wyvern
#

idk from whatever I played back then, halo 2 was the one I got least

fickle drift
#

Snipers is fun

#

I just wish more people would stop quitting

wild sleet
#

I wish people didn' t AFK also

fickle drift
#

In what mode

wild sleet
#

Everything

fickle drift
#

I don’t find afk people in other modes other than grifball

#

What I do find is brainless people though haha

hidden badger
hidden badger
muted plaza
#

its still a good game tho

hidden badger
muted plaza
#

he didnt specify what era he wants

fickle drift
#

So what would signing up for "Xbox Research" entail?

amber mirage
#

They send surveys for you to answer

fickle drift
#

I see.

muted plaza
fickle drift
#

Would you say it's worth it?

hasty zinc
#

do you like taking surveys?

fickle drift
#

If that's all I gotta do?

fickle drift
#

Sounds pretty neat to me.

hasty zinc
#

there you go

fickle drift
#

Thank you.

hidden badger
muted plaza
#

I cant really fall in love w fps games anymore tbh

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I played them too much

fickle drift
#

Some games like cod you can’t play casually

wild sleet
#

Love my FPS but single player games tend to pull me into it

hidden badger
#

I can understand that lol the new cod title, halo inf, and 2042 are my strict 3

muted plaza
#

the closest thing to an fps that I play actively and isnt infinite is war thunder

fickle drift
#

People in game are usually doing things very quickly and with meta guns that just melt you due to the time to kill

wild sleet
#

Love a mixture of Horror, stealth & games like Ori & Eastern Exorcist

muted plaza
#

Im loving infinite so far but I cant say for sure that its total love since I havent even been playing for a month

wild sleet
#

Infinite is game I enjoy but I can’t defend it

fickle drift
#

Though not exclusive to cod, there’s often horribly foulmouthed people who feel the need to project themselves by insults or slurs as well, it just makes a useful tool such as voice chat more of a hassle

wild sleet
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I’m only foul mouthed when someone is going off at me

fickle drift
#

I’ve killed people and had teammates that just let loose on the insults and start saying racist remarks as well

#

Like lighten up it’s just a game, your life does not depend on the match at hand lol

worldly sedge
#

Rip the Helldivers II announcement

ocean herald
#

about having to link with a ps account?

worldly sedge
#

Yeah

wild sleet
worldly sedge
#

It’s now a PlayStation thing rather than a PC thing, Sony makes questionable decisions

obsidian wyvern
#

I've seen a lot of people get angry about it

ocean herald
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eh it's not that big a deal. they explain in the announcement why it has to happen. MCC and Infinite make you have an Xbox account

fickle drift
worldly sedge
#

I think the animosity with Sony recently has been going because of Destiny

ocean herald
#

what happened with Destiny? is it about Sony buying Bungie?

worldly sedge
#

Too much background to explain but they got bought out, had to let go of most of the team for underperforming sales with Lightfall, not taking management decisions, etc.

#

If you look at the Destiny forums they explain themselves

ocean herald
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Ah I see. I do find that unrelated to helldivers but I’m sure the hate bandwagon will use it to their “benefit”

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The linking of psn accounts is going to apply to all PlayStation titles eventually. You’ll be able to unlock psn trophies and have cross progression saves

ocean herald
worldly sedge
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Oh I get it, it’s because of inconvenienced and security risks with having a PS account

#

How are they still being hacked???

vestal patrol
#

@hasty sky TOI

ocean herald
#

to my knowledge there hasn't been any recent hacks. one of their studios (insomniac) got hacked but that didn't affect player/user data

vestal patrol
#

@hasty sky TU ES LA

normal owl
#

Google knows exactly how to market to me. DwightTrue

worldly badger
#

Helldivers 2 is going to have people required to have a playstation acc soon

#

going to get a lot of heat

#

some countries are not able to make a playstation acc

worldly sedge
#

Oh yeah that too

amber mirage
#

Are you able to buy Helldivers in those countries?

granite sky
#

rip

normal owl
#

But there's no way this is true. Helldivers 2 is to current games what pre-Cyberpunk CD Projekt Red was to game studios: a perfect angel!

amber mirage
#

As long as they ignored The Witcher 1 and 2

fickle drift
normal owl
#

Now it's more like Reviewdivers am I right?

pulsar heron
normal owl
#

d'accord / discord

ocean herald
amber mirage
#

Seems like a pretty massive oversight by Sony then, if they sell the game on Steam in regions they don't support.

#

Would've been a moot point if it wasn't available in those regions to begin with

ocean herald
#

the linking of a ps account was supposed to be a day 1 thing but they made it optional due to technical difficulties. i agree it's an oversight if they don't propose a solution for people in those countries

candid tusk
#

I'm gonna guess the only solution is to not require linking for people outside of supported regions. Unless sony does something crazy like rollout worldwide.

obsidian wyvern
amber mirage
#

The other solution would be refunds in regions that can't play, which seems likelier.

obsidian wyvern
#

Attention Helldivers, Due to technical issues at the launch of HELLDIVERS™ 2, we allowed the linking requirements for Steam accounts to a PlayStation Network account to be temporarily optional. That grace period will now expire. See details below in this post. Account linking plays a critical role in protecting our players and upholding the valu...

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thought it'd be a nicer embed lol

normal owl
worldly sedge
#

I’m not surprised that each negative PR reviews on Steam go from upbeat positive to downright Negative to the bottom of the Earth

normal owl
#

Well they handled it poorly. And in sales, handling something well or poorly matters a lot regardless of the technical legality.

smoky token
obsidian wyvern
#

I wanted it to embed

ocean sierra
chrome iris
#

hey anyone on?

calm fiberBOT
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round laurel
normal owl
obsidian wyvern
#

but I don't see why they can't just ban the steam account

round laurel
obsidian wyvern
#

it's not like it's a f2p game so you have to worry about them continually making new steam accounts

normal owl
#

@chrome iris Please keep clan content to the Clan Corner channel Rev linked above. Folks there will be interested. Good luck!

obsidian wyvern
#

I forgot you were mod

steady jolt
#

My favorite help embed

calm fiberBOT
#

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obsidian wyvern
#

did that end with an s

steady jolt
#

Yes

ocean herald
#

not sure how the backend stuff works for them, but sounds like they can't ban steam accounts

normal owl
ocean herald
nimble portal
#

I was very close to buying Helldivers 2, glad I didn't

normal owl
#

I was sad when I finished that series. Great easygoing series for when you're sitting down to eat dinner.

ocean herald
autumn turret
#

does "if they came to hear me beg" work on master chief collection?

#

i just did the assasination but it didn't track, and idk if i got the helmet

obsidian wyvern
#

you can't get it anymore

#

unless it's been put into the exchange, and there's no achievement

autumn turret
#

yeah i went to check and i answered my own question

#

that's so boring

nimble portal
#

Does that green box bother anybody else

candid tusk
ocean herald
nimble portal
candid tusk
#

Fair enough.

nimble portal
#

Lets see how they react to the backlash.

nimble portal
ocean herald
autumn turret
#

kinda wish the origilan game was just ported, i don't like the MCC launcher a lot

normal owl
wild sleet
#

It was challenge doing it back in MCC Season 5 for the Mister Chief Mariner Variant but that now rotates in The Exchange and that challenge is long gone

soft kiln
#

gah, just had a 1,5 hour talk with a possible new boss and i'm so wired up after it 😂 maybe i should go do some firefight to calm down 🙏

#

or I would if the servers were working....sigh. so the multiplayer is still not working or something?

lyric burrow
#

try rebooting your system

worldly badger
#

Pretty hyped for the
Ghost of Tsushima PC release playstation ports on pc have been pretty great

pallid kite
#

I am halo

worldly badger
#

rachet and clank, god of war, horizon, spiderman games

#

dropping heat on PC

normal owl
worldly badger
#

Having its own dedicated studio to port the PC games has worked out well

#

also last of us part I

faint mantle
normal owl
# faint mantle Semi-related but how's Metro Exodus going?

Sadly I haven't been able to turn on my Xbox this week: work has been busy again (seems like most of the time these days). But I'm looking forward to it hopefully next weekend after this pack of meetings is done. I'm itching to play more though.

faint mantle
#

I feel you there, it's a great game

#

Fyi I've played it in Russian just to see how the original language goes, it's not better than the English dub.

normal owl
#

I've tried to find that acoustic guitar duet of Exodus Blues but can't find an actual published recording anywhere.

candid solar
#

I'm actually a little surprised we never got a Covenant paint job for anything short of armor in Infinite tbh

#

I think painting a Scorpion to have the Wraith's paint scheme would be neat.

worldly badger
#

maybe on the next halo

#

a lot things like weapons and vehicles may never see the light of day

lyric burrow
#

rip

candid solar
worldly badger
#

is it considered a leak if its not coming out helmet

smoky token
#

yall listen to Garbage?

hasty zinc
worldly badger
#

The leak has dried up

candid solar
worldly badger
#

They got some good stuff

smoky token
#

i’m going through some of Garbage’s discography right now

#

you know they did a song for a Metal Gear trailer?

candid solar
#

Oh, huh, they're from Wisconsin. Neat.

smoky token
#

they are?

#

neat

candid solar
worldly badger
#

3 minute ball time in oddball just another days work helmet

#

somehow you can have that amount of ball time and as much damage as your team

soft kiln
#

btb oddball would be an interesting experience 🤔

floral pollen
#

that'd be chaos

#

you'd have like 16 ppl all rushing towards 1 point on the map at once lol

normal owl
#

Sounds like rugby. Sounds scrum-ptious.

worldly badger
#

so there still a chance for grifball since the physics work better on the new networking

forest lagoon
#

Makes me happy

willow hedge
#

I have a vendetta against Skimmers with commandos

soft kiln
#

hey is the repulsor nerfed? tried to get pancakes with it but it barely moves jackals and grunts anymore

obsidian wyvern
#

it seemed to get a huge nerf during gruntpoc

soft kiln
normal owl
#

Now I want pancakes with lots of syrup.

normal owl
#

a princely platter!

soft kiln
delicate river
#

Salsa verde as far as the eye can sí

normal owl
worldly badger
#

Helldivers 2 going from very positive to mixed steam reviews in a span of a day is wild lmao

soft kiln
#

but i got some expired chickpea flour so i gotta work it in everywhere 😂

normal owl
stoic pulsar
#

Lol a proplayer call lucid has done a video taking about the state of infinite.

#

I though the proplayer were paid by 343

soft kiln
steady jolt
#

You may be thinking of the Pro team, which are ex-professional players that quite competing to work at 343

worldly badger
#

343 provides the prize pool for events so they get paid indirectly I guess

steady jolt
#

Quite different though

delicate river
#

Pro

worldly badger
#

pro players can get fined by 343 though depend on what they say

#

Spartan pro player got fined multiple times

steady jolt
#

They point is that they are not paid or employed by 343, which is what the comment was originally inferring

worldly badger
#

yes they are not on 343's payroll

normal owl
soft kiln
worldly badger
#

its called pancake not bakecake

hard crane
#

Adapt and overcome

normal owl
soft kiln
worldly badger
#

you somehow turned pancake making to an art form

soft kiln
#

i also suggest trying out a japanese pancake recipe. it needs a bit more practice though to get the fluffiness

frank bronze
#

So I don’t want to start a flame war but

muted plaza
#

"So I don’t want to start a flame war but"
procceeds to not start a flame war

frank bronze
#

What are the chances of 343 getting the chance of developing its own Call of Duty game

ocean herald
#

0

obsidian wyvern
#

why would they do that, 343 was made for halo

frank bronze
obsidian wyvern
#

so?

fickle drift
#

Right so, they already have like three dedicated CoD studios then lol

obsidian wyvern
#

just because msft owns mojang doesn't mean they're gonna make a new cod game lol

hasty zinc
#

343 is Halo only

frank bronze
lapis ivy
#

Ok I think it must've been an outage with the infinite servers cause now it's working

ocean herald
#

not really a groundbreaking statement. everything dies eventually

frank bronze
hasty zinc
#

I would hate that

obsidian wyvern
#

first cod game to not get a tdm playlist at launch

normal owl
frank bronze
#

343i is so creative… I’d love for them to make a COD with aliens

obsidian wyvern
#

I need to get out of here

lapis ivy
#

Was there an issue with halo infinite servers last night? News, multiplayer weren't loading

hasty zinc
#

quick rev, hop on my scooter

obsidian wyvern
#

h8 can you queue us into a match

fickle drift
#

Aye was just checking the browser

#

It's all, uh, stuff

obsidian wyvern
#

stuff lol

muted plaza
#

accidentally sticked a plasma to an enemy by missing my original target lol

hasty zinc
#

calculated

frank bronze
normal owl
#

not to mention Beenox, Raven, and a bunch of others supporting.

frank bronze
hasty zinc
#

I want a Halo Kart Racing game

frank bronze
#

Not mainline

ocean herald
#

first party studios have very specific roles. they don't just switch IPs willy nilly for funsies. not to mention 343 was created for the expressed purpose of taking over Halo

normal owl
muted plaza
frank bronze
ocean herald
hasty zinc
#

yeah and they should continue that with Halo games

lavish hamlet
#

yo

normal owl
hasty zinc
#

Infinite Warfare was my favorite COD campaign

frank bronze
frank bronze
lavish hamlet
#

halo’s dead

#

it hurts me more than it hurts you

normal owl
#

Here's what they do: shot for shot remake of Modern Warfare Classic, but with Covenant.

steady jolt
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Been a good run folks

hasty zinc
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see ya guys!

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thanks for all the fish

steady jolt
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Rent is paid up til the 9th, somebody hit the lights on their way out

hasty zinc
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the light is on a timer!

steady jolt
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Even better

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Love a good toggle

forest lagoon
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I saw all. I have your secret code and everything tashi

hasty zinc
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Alexa, play Hurt by Johnny Cash

ocean herald
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closing time would be a better one

forest lagoon
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Aw man. And I just got super powers here... Oh well

hasty zinc
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don't worry, we get to manually ban everyone before we close

fickle drift
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Wait what.

hasty zinc
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a volunteer!

forest lagoon
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Hmmm you think by then it'll be revived and we can open it back up?

ocean herald
hasty zinc
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let my cameron goooooooo

forest lagoon
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Poor Dr. Man, we keep threatening to ban him XD

fickle drift
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False alarm, I live.

forest lagoon
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For now

urban oar
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Is there any way besides buying them to get double xp boosts now that there’s sp in the event pass?

fickle drift
forest lagoon
ocean herald
urban oar
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Yes. I completed all the passes/events

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Except winter contingency 1 since I was on a vacation

fickle drift
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Operations, what a topic of discussion.

forest lagoon
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Just a heads up, Double XPs don't count towards Hero rank, just the passes 👀

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(unless they recently changed that and I wasn't paying attention)

hasty zinc
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it still doesn't

urban oar
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Unfortunately not.

forest lagoon
hasty zinc
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that is so annoying just to let you know

normal owl
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Yoj already knows.

forest lagoon
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Almost annoying enough to be ban worthy?

barren haven
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Dear god

normal owl
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I forgot to celebrate my outdoor lunch this week. See how the landscaping flowers make my lunch so classy?

forest lagoon
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Pretty!

fickle drift
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That does look quite excellent.

normal owl
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That was the best bagel in the pack: slightly chewy, no huge hole for sauce to seep out of.

fickle drift
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Oh my god, they got maximum security on my messages.

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I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THE JOKE I WANT TO MAKE WITH THAT.

hasty zinc
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good

forest lagoon
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I like to think we all have pretty good luck depending on how much of the little things we choose to appreciate or gloss over

fickle drift
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Alright, there is no concieveable way this next joke is problematic, in ANY sort of way.

hasty zinc
fickle drift
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

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Make sure one of them is a match.

hasty zinc
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using the hand drill method. This involves using a stick or spindle to create friction against a flat piece of wood or fireboard

normal owl
# fickle drift Your luck is astounding.

Always an element of luck, but I like to think that I do a pretty good job peeking through the clear plastic bags at the store to gauge texture and hole size.

barren haven
fickle drift
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Also valid answers.

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Here's another one.

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Why did the cleaning woman quit?

normal owl
fickle drift
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Because grime doesn't pay.

barren haven
barren haven
hasty zinc
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I only warm my sandwiches with the best italian sunshine

barren haven
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It was tense

hasty zinc
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bottled directly at the source

normal owl
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This is the content we need! @barren haven @fickle drift

fickle drift
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a cement mixer?

barren haven
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Thank you, thank you

fickle drift
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Thanks are always appreciated.

normal owl
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Concrete evidence

fickle drift
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A hardened criminal.

normal owl
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oh nice!

barren haven
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HA

sick loom
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Lol

barren haven
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Both work lmao

hasty zinc
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a horse walks into a bar, the patrons realizing the danger in the situation, leave

fickle drift
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What did one plate say to the other plate?

normal owl
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What do you hear Aegisfate yelling any time he's on the Halo golf course?

hasty zinc
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Fore-runner

normal owl
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"Four!"

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Both good

barren haven
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lol

fickle drift
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"Lunch is on me!"

fickle drift
hasty zinc
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two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "boy, it's hot in here." the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin!"

fickle drift
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HA

normal owl
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hahaha

hasty zinc
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it's my favorite joke

normal owl
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What is the product of multiplying 1x war by Miranda Keyes?

hasty zinc
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2War

normal owl
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YES

fickle drift
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What do you call a vampire's dog?

hasty zinc
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dinner

fickle drift
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A Blood Hound!

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wait what

normal owl
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hahahaha

barren haven
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What do you call 2 crows on a branch?

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Attempted Murder

hasty zinc
normal owl
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I did that laugh where your eyes roll up as you realize the joke lol

hasty zinc
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that's not a crow!

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smh

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well kinda

normal owl
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you've gone raven mad

barren haven
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The bird is bird-like in nature

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This is indisputable

hasty zinc
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I think Ravens are in the crow family

barren haven
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They’re corvids, so yes

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Fun fact, so are Blue Jays

fickle drift
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I like owls.

normal owl
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Why did High Charity Inc's stock price go up when Truth, Mercy, and Regret were all there at the same time?

barren haven
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Why

hasty zinc
normal owl
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They achieved maximum prophet.

fickle drift
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HA

barren haven
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PFFFFFF

hasty zinc
barren haven
fickle drift
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The secret Krabby Patty formula gotta have crab in it.

frank bronze
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Hey is any Spartan or ODST here apart of the COD Discord server?

soft kiln
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i would like to apologize to the poor teamfellow who i managed to land on with my hog when using one of those blue ejector thingies 🙏

fickle drift
normal owl
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I can't really think of more Halo jokes right now, but someone else can carry the flag forward.

fickle drift
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I had to specify otherwise a certain "bot" would get angry with me(no hate intended).

barren haven
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Alright here’s a good one

soft kiln
barren haven
normal owl
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eye see what you did there

barren haven
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They ain’t my jokes, but I love sharing them nonetheless lmao

fickle drift
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What do elephants have that no other animal does?

barren haven
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What?

fickle drift
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Baby elephants.

barren haven
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PFFF

fickle drift
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How do you spell "mouse trap" with three letters?

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C A T.

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What does a porcupine have for lunch?

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A hamburger with prickles.

barren haven
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2 atoms walk into a bar and one says; ‘I think I’ve lost an electron!’

The other says: ‘are you sure?’

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The first one says: ‘I’m positive’

fickle drift
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Nice.

hasty zinc
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I'd tell a UDP joke but I'm not sure you'd get it

fickle drift
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HA

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Here it goes:

fickle drift
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See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...

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...And one night, one night they decided they don't like living in an asylum anymore.

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They decided they're going to escape!

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So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just aceoss this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...

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Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem, but his friend? His friend didn't dare make the leap across... You see, he's afraid of falling.

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So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have a flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me!"

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But the second guy just shakes his head. He says:

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"Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy?"

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"You'd just turn it off when I was halfway across!"

hasty zinc
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to be fair, it took you 5 minutes to make the joke

steady jolt
hasty zinc
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yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke

steady jolt
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OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

hasty zinc
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ok, I will hear a TCP joke

steady jolt
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Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

hasty zinc
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yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke

steady jolt
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Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

hasty zinc
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ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and ends with a punchline

steady jolt
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...

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...

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I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

hasty zinc
bold sparrow
hasty zinc
steady jolt
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😂

sharp aurora
meager linden
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Good night
See you soonsalute

sharp aurora
hard crane
#

Well, Helldivers 2 is probably gonna die soon

Which means Infinite officially outlasted it

obsidian wyvern
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least delusional halo fan

bronze breach
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Got a great money making idea.

Subscription based armor cores. Pay to use and renews on a monthly basis. smirkle

hard crane
# pulsar cobalt it really won't lol

Idk, it's a heavy hit this time

And while all that happening you have one of their community managers trashtalking people left and right, which probably isn't the best idea

obsidian wyvern
bronze breach
pulsar cobalt
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343 should do a shop pass that gives you access to everything in the shop for a nice monthly fee 😂

hard crane
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A playable elite pass

bronze breach
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Also didn't get the tech legal job. Will be unemployed by 16th may postums

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At least more time for halo and prepare for xbox showcase!

elfin glacier
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@obsidian wyvern I am still baffled about the gamepass (ultimate) perks for infinite

pulsar cobalt
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what ever happened to that

hard crane
obsidian wyvern
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they disappeared

elfin glacier
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Use campaign for initial signups, then keep people hooked with decent monthly rewards

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But like

bronze breach
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This one

pulsar cobalt
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i don't think we will see any halo news though

elfin glacier
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1 coating, 2 xp boosts

hard crane
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Oh, there's still time

bronze breach
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I'm preparing for Gears news.