general-chat

[fickle drift]

Anything that’s not Halo 5, so you’re good to go.

[candid solar]

Halo Infinite. 5's the runner up.

[vapid siren]

[surreal sable]

I have never played any of the new Halos I have only had a Xbox 360 slim

[vapid siren]

i do love me some late night gatekeeping

[candid solar]

Late Night Gaming's alternate name?

[candid solar]

Also, you can just... Say Xbox 360. Variant doesn't matter much.

[surreal sable]

Ok

[candid solar]

(Mostly because 5 lacks a PC port and has a fixed FOV smaller than the blinders on a horse)

[tardy thistle]

I miss the warzone days in its prime on h5

Only mode I grinded

Multiplayer was goated

[fossil venture]

hey!

ahh!

noo </3

[fickle drift]

anyone up for some games?

[lavish spoke]

Can’t. Too emotionally wrecked from watching Emile die for the eight hundredth time

[fickle drift]

bruh

[faint mantle]

Imagine not looking at your radar

[fickle drift]

bahaha

[faint mantle]

And to help with your original question:

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[plain lagoon]

What a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning huh

I hope they make the bandit glow again 😦

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-robert-downey-jr-sassy-over-it-ugh-gif-3635563

[bold sparrow]

WAit, was there weirdness that made the bandit glow?

[faint mantle]

Indeed. On most coatings it'd glow green.

Uranium green

[cedar turret]

irridescent pink

[raw furnace]

true

should i come back to multiplayer? i haven’t played since launch and it was extremely fun

[cedar turret]

Instead of a fiddle contest can I challenge you to a game of tiddlywinks?

[queen remnant]

You have nothing to lose and try it, it definitely got better

[weary lodge]

yes do it

[raw furnace]

will do

[pallid island]

Ngl i wanna try infinite again but... yeah

[plain lagoon]

It’s free. Might as well give it a spin 🙂

[cedar turret]

that's what I said about the roundabout

[vague mesa]

Hello

[fickle drift]

Tuesday nights r long and hot, why must spring start a scorch?

[ivory spade]

i hate all these quantum translocaters wasting spots on maps that used to be OS or camo...

dont try to tell me it's equal to camo when u cant even use it to run the flag!

[obsidian wyvern]

i think that was the point

[somber hazel]

Eh I'd say it depends on the person. Camo is better for campers and translocator is for agressive players

[dry ferry]

anyone on

[warm fiber]

I’m on and off today

[ocean venture]

Is anyone here going to the gym and dieting to build some confidence

[fossil venture]

good morning!

[gleaming blaze]

Good morning everyone

[fossil venture]

ugh why is spartan armor so exspensive

and fheres no womens

[pulsar cobalt]

You mean there's no female body spartan type ?

[fossil venture]

im looking to cosplay

and all the womens sucks

sorry, shouldve been more clear

[smoky token]

i’ve seen quite a few good female spartans

there was that one at Outpost Discovery

[fossil venture]

hm, ill have to check that out

could you send the link to it, in dms?

[spare oak]

Does anyone remember the halo vs cod? And people talking about what one are u going to get first

[smoky token]

on the left

[fossil venture]

i want to be the "orginal" (green) one..ive seen one on amazon but its a mens, not sure hwoll that fit me

aka master chief

or pink

[smoky token]

most cosplayers end up building their own suits out of 3D printed materials

[fossil venture]

dont have one fo those nor do i know how to work one lmao

[spare oak]

I would build my own suit but I just don’t got that time

[forest lagoon]

You don't have to know, you just have to find people that know and commission them. Etsy is a great place for that

[mellow plaza]

Looking for ppl for HCS style (more or less) FFA slayer with rotating maps and also map votes. Any rank welcome, but prefer Plat 4 or higher. Gamer tag is same as here. "OG InVaSioN"

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fossil venture]

i dont got the money either LOL but when i do, ill look more into it

[smoky token]

well you kinda need one or the other for a halo cosplay LOL

those get expensive real quick

[forest lagoon]

Then there is always the foam smithing route

Much cheaper, more forgiving

[smoky token]

even foam smithing can still cost several hundred bucks in material can’t it?

[fossil venture]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1426856374/halo-master-chief-full-body-suit-high?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=halo+armor&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&frs=1&plkey=65798900968383c5bf577bde3d53c11cd4385c1b%3A1426856374&variation0=3334448170

theres this one, but its like 4k

i really love it though

very good quality

[forest lagoon]

For $20 you can get most of the foam you need with the puzzle piece flooring

[fossil venture]

LOL

i wish

[forest lagoon]

Then it's just heat gun, razors, Dremel, modge podge, and paint

[fossil venture]

i mean i have this old fursuit i could sell for 3k...( i used to be a furry)

[spare oak]

How do u find the time to do that?

[forest lagoon]

An hour or 30min here and there

[fossil venture]

and then use that money to buy master chief

[forest lagoon]

Weekends while binging a show half paying attention while printing and cutting templates

[forest lagoon]

Same way you find time to do anything you like in life. You make the time

[obsidian wyvern]

????

3 thousand on a fur suit wtf

[forest lagoon]

That's average

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh

[forest lagoon]

You have no idea how much work goes into those things

[fossil venture]

yeahh loll

[sour gate]

i couldnt afford something like that lol

[fossil venture]

i could always use klarma or whatever it is n pay in small amounts..

but i have to sell my fursuit first

so well so how that goes

[coarse sedge]

when did Halo become E for Everyone?

[fossil venture]

no idea

[coarse sedge]

thats crazy

[fossil venture]

im confused on what youre getting at tbh

[coarse sedge]

dw bout it my friend

[fossil venture]

alrighty

god im so bored and so sick

[coarse sedge]

then get unbored

[steady jolt]

Halo has always been and will continue to be for everyone

[coarse sedge]

play some For Honor, R6, Halo, Sea of Thieves

[fossil venture]

cant, no pc rn

[coarse sedge]

oh fr? go look at CE's rating, then come back 2 me

[fossil venture]

im on my laptop rn, and its a chromebook

[coarse sedge]

on that note, look at 2 and 3's rating, then come back 2 me

[smoky token]

that’s on the low end

it’s not uncommon for fur suits to be 10k+

[fossil venture]

yeahh

[forest lagoon]

That's not what they meant lol

[coarse sedge]

then perish

[steady jolt]

Chill

[coarse sedge]

no, read my name, ask about me, come back 2 me

[smoky token]

I don’t think any halo game is rated E? The minimum I know of is T

[coarse sedge]

nah

[fossil venture]

lol this is where i step out, god i hate toxic people

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-emperors-new-groove-kuzco-no-i-dont-think-i-will-i-dont-think-i-will-i-wont-gif-25039220

[coarse sedge]

toxic? u haven't seen toxic yet

i can get real toxic if u want me 2

[smoky token]

Don’t go there please

[coarse sedge]

ill think on it

[fossil venture]

this is so embaressing for them.

[steady jolt]

No, you can just leave if that's going to be your attitude

[forest lagoon]

[fossil venture]

no need to be a bad person, its not a flex fyi

[coarse sedge]

mmmmmm, make me leave or be quiet, thank u bud

[smoky token]

that can be arranged

[coarse sedge]

on another note, playing hockey has got me at an all time happiness

[fossil venture]

ima just stay quiet

[coarse sedge]

i get 2 fight whoever i want, i get 2 chirp whoever i want, and i get 2 have so much fun whenever i want

[smoky token]

[fossil venture]

six is probably some 13 yr old boy who thinks being a bad person is funny

[coarse sedge]

its real fun, yall should try it

[smoky token]

we’ll see how that goes for you

[hasty zinc]

[forest lagoon]

[fossil venture]

anyways

hwo is everyones day?

[smoky token]

i am tired

got a portfolio review in a few hours tho which i’m excited for

[forest lagoon]

Great! Well quite terrible if I'm being honest, but that's great! Thanks for asking

[fossil venture]

me too tbh, its 8:15 am and im super sick

[fair summit]

Bruh hes like 19-22 how would he have become a Spartan 3 and done that much if he was 13

[smoky token]

Not Noble 6

person in chat

[fossil venture]

why is it bad? do you need to talk?

[smoky token]

don’t worry about it

[fossil venture]

im talking abt 6 is goth

sorr for the miscommunication

[fickle drift]

Good morning guys

[fair summit]

Ohhh

[fossil venture]

mornin!

[fair summit]

How do I find someone to play infinite campaign with

It’s getting boring alone

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fickle drift]

#lfg-campaign ?

[fair summit]

I’ve completed like 15% after 3 years

[forest lagoon]

But I came up with a comic idea for a grunt getting ready to throw a party and is bent over looking at party equipment and hits a popper and confetti flies. Their friend who was helping set up sees this but since they are bent over have no visible head and only see their back armor and has flash flashbacks to running away from the big green demon and panics. Calms down, then agrees that parties aren't for them anymore

[fickle drift]

By the way I think Halo 5 is dead

Why doesn't anyone play anymore

[fossil venture]

thats pretty sick

[fair summit]

Personally I hated it

Not just a little bit but a lot

I’ve completed every other campaign on legendary but I couldn’t even get past the first mission

I was just having no fun at all

And multiplayer was cool ig but too gimmicky

[obsidian wyvern]

what I'm getting out of this is that there's even less of a reason to be a furry

as if we needed more

[forest lagoon]

It's more fun with friends

[smoky token]

being a furry is like being gay or trans afaik

[fossil venture]

i see youdo art, how much are coms n can i see some artwork?

[smoky token]

it’s not really something you choose

[fickle drift]

So you want to be anti-furry?

[obsidian wyvern]

you can choose not to be attracted to animals idk bro

[smoky token]

that’s something entirely different

don’t compare the two

[fossil venture]

uhmm furries arent beastalities..

they are different and the furry community doesnt associate witht hose people at all. do NOT compare furries to those weirdos- thanks

[smoky token]

Let’s switch the topic

[fossil venture]

agreed

anyways im hungry..ima go get some food

[forest lagoon]

I don't advertise here but I have links in my profile you can see some of my work

[fickle drift]

Well, for me, I don't care about furrys because I'm neither a furry nor anti-furry because both prefer to burn

[smoky token]

bro.

[forest lagoon]

This is still my fav

[smoky token]

here’s one Skyfi did for me a couple months ago

[fossil venture]

dammnn i love that

thats sick

[fair summit]

Does infinite have couch coop campaign yet??

[fickle drift]

"This is heresy!"

[fossil venture]

how much? im wanting apink kitty spartan

[smoky token]

too computationally expensive

[fossil venture]

wait hold that thought

[queen remnant]

Yet
Lmao

[fossil venture]

im going to eat

[forest lagoon]

How does one hold a thought

[fair summit]

That’s so dumb

[smoky token]

hey skyfi

the thing I commed was done in Illustrator right?

@fickle drift stop talking about it

last warning

[fickle drift]

Ok ok

Sorry

[forest lagoon]

Procreate

[fickle drift]

Are there people still playing Halo 5 or not?

[smoky token]

ah, no vectors?

all raster?

[forest lagoon]

Aye. That kind of coloring is hard to get right in vector

[smoky token]

makes sense

[fickle drift]

We would probably have Halo 7 because reference 7

[forest lagoon]

But that's also why I work with high res so there's some scalability without losing mush quality

I can easily convert the line art to vector though

[fickle drift]

I make art of vector

[forest lagoon]

What's your vector victor?

[smoky token]

Honestly the high image quality was the sole reason I thought it was vector art lol

5000x5000 is a high resolution

[fickle drift]

Idk

[fossil venture]

i am back!

[forest lagoon]

With 300dpi

[smoky token]

i just made these two little fellas the other day

voronoi noise my beloved

[fossil venture]

sushi

[forest lagoon]

Whoa

[smoky token]

sushi (singular)

[fossil venture]

looks so smoooth

[forest lagoon]

And now I'm hungry

[fickle drift]

I'm playing Halo 3

In mcc

[smoky token]

I actually messed up the glass shader

you can see the black spots at the edges of the glass

[robust galleon]

Is xbox series s ever going to have an external cd drive reader capability ?

[smoky token]

that’s from not having enough light bounces

[fossil venture]

i see it but i didnt really notice i

[robust galleon]

Also does the x have only disc games or is there a digital shop too

[fossil venture]

until you pointed it out

[forest lagoon]

The X has both

[smoky token]

glass shader with 4 bounces

glass shader with 160 bounces

[robust galleon]

Yes but does it have all the games that exist at s ?

[forest lagoon]

Yeah, with better hardware

[robust galleon]

With more cost hahaha

[forest lagoon]

And better hardware capabilities

[pulsar heron]

to be fair, some glasses ive seen do have a noticeably darker edge like that. maybe not that dark, but still

[robust galleon]

And more cost

[fair summit]

What can the X do that the one can’t tho

[forest lagoon]

That's why the S exists

[fair summit]

My halo infinite has never lagged on my release date One S

[fickle drift]

If Halo CEA uses the features of Halo 3 would it be great or not?

[fossil venture]

im so bored, time to play roblox onmy crummy laptop

[fair summit]

Wdtm

[forest lagoon]

Render games better, with a larger hard drive and playable discs so you can play disc games and your original games/360 games that's are backwards compatible on it

[fickle drift]

What

[hasty zinc]

what does that mean

[forest lagoon]

Yeah, what does that mean?

[hearty flame]

Do you mean things like dual wielding, more vehicles, etc, what do you mean

[robust galleon]

Are the series s controllers the same as the x's?

[forest lagoon]

Pretty sure Xbox controllers are Xbox controllers

[robust galleon]

Yeah...

[fickle drift]

Well nothing

[robust galleon]

But xbox 369 controller and series s controller have big differences

[fickle drift]

369 💀

[forest lagoon]

If you'd like to see the comparison page https://www.xbox.com/en-US/consoles/compare

[robust galleon]

I meant 360

[hasty zinc]

my controller PCB comes today!

[obsidian wyvern]

yes they're the same

[robust galleon]

Can I play swat team at halo 3 local?

[fickle drift]

Worse I have Xbox series s lol

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[robust galleon]

How

Cause it drove my friend crazy

[obsidian wyvern]

there's an option to play swat in custom games

[robust galleon]

He was like I SWEAR THERE WAS ONE MORE MODE AT SLAYER

[robust galleon]

In custom games ? We've searched we couldn't find it

[obsidian wyvern]

just had 3 teammates leave during the cutscene of the game starting, I love playing this game

[robust galleon]

Are halo Mcc games kinda dead or is it my idea ?

[forest lagoon]

Playable Elite is now Playing Elite

[fickle drift]

I have a question, is it possible to put HD on the Xbox series?

[pliant hatch]

what a title.

[steady jolt]

I really need to get my Scrum Master cert at some point

[smoky token]

Does that title only exist in GD? I’ve never heard of it outside that context

[swift quest]

Hmmm "up to" 100% work from home........ so...... like 10% work from home.

[normal owl]

It just put me straight in general-chat instead of first detouring me through rules-and-guidelines. I feel like I just skipped the toll booth.

[weary lodge]

😭

[smoky token]

scrum master is a legitimate job

the term has been used for years lol

[steady jolt]

No, pretty much any software or web dev

[obsidian wyvern]

I really thought that setting would help us but nope

[steady jolt]

I had a great SM at a previous job

[candid solar]

It does sound silly though.

[hearty flame]

"What do you do for a living?"

"I scrum"

[normal owl]

I'm a great SM: sandwich-maker.

[opaque oyster]

Sup

[fossil venture]

anyone here play roblox?

[plain lagoon]

[fossil venture]

alrighty then

[wraith meteor]

insert BRRRRRRRRRRT 1942 edition

[craggy elbow]

Anyone have some dope custom game map reccomendations?

[fossil venture]

me too buddy, me too

god im so unbelievably bored

[candid solar]

[smoky token]

[rare cedar]

Go for a walk!

[fossil venture]

im sick

[fossil skiff]

Have you done halo 2 legendary?

[fossil venture]

otherwise i would </3

[fossil venture]

no pc rn

jeez my wifi is so bad lol

[rare cedar]

Fresh oxygen is a prime cure for your sickness

[candid solar]

Be an infection vector!

Go to a public park or crowded convention center!

[fossil venture]

and th eonly xbox i have is the 360

LOLL

im not THAT evil

[rare cedar]

28 Days Later is a good example of how to rid your sickness and give to others!

[fossil venture]

</3

i have a cold, which sucks so bad'

[rare cedar]

I kid, I kid.

Feel better, Spartan

[candid solar]

28 days later is a good guide on why you should wear a face mask.

And goggles.

[fossil venture]

ty ty!

and i knew you were kidding, dont worry

[candid solar]

Really, just wear MOPP 4 at all times, it's the only way to be sure.

[fossil venture]

wear a hazmat suit if needed too

[forest lagoon]

Some sunlight can be helpful

[candid solar]

That's basically what MOPP 4 is, actually. Sorry

[fossil venture]

ill probably go in my backyard with my cats

[rare cedar]

Yes! Fresh air and the sun is super healthy for the body

[fossil venture]

listen to some calm jazz

[candid solar]

HAZMAT Armor Core (Real)

[rare cedar]

ODST soundtrack

[rare cedar]

Face reveal

[fossil venture]

put some catnip out for my fur babies

[fickle drift]

Marine

[fossil venture]

my messages take forever to send, my wifi is very bad rn

[candid solar]

That's USAF, not USMC.

It says so on his forehead.

[fickle drift]

I mean this

[candid solar]

The best way to tell is the fact that it's not written in crayon.

[fossil venture]

LOL

my aunt was a marine

[rare cedar]

Surprised you’re not in a chair

[fossil venture]

god my eyes are so puffy and heavy

[forest lagoon]

What an upstanding airman

[fossil venture]

im getting some food delivered for me

its a bacon chicken avocado sandwhich

never had it before, but it sounds good tbh

[candid solar]

Oh, that's not me.

That's some random dude I found online.

[rare cedar]

But you are in the Air Force yea?

[candid solar]

... Wait, I know that guy. What the hell? Small world.

[candid solar]

Yep. 7 years active and I've been in the ANG since January to further college.

[rare cedar]

Riddle me this.

The Air Force doesn’t do anything. The national guard doesn’t do anything. So what the heck does the Air Force National Guard do?!?

[fossil venture]

i think my uncle was in the air force

my mom in the military

dad :unknown (left when i was born)

[candid solar]

Nothing, but with a lower budget than the actual Air Force.

[fossil venture]

grandpa something in the military

so i have a bunch of family who went to miltary things

[candid solar]

My base doesn't even really have a mission right now because the A-10s moved out years ago

[fossil venture]

im a military child lol

anyways

im not sure if im going to join though, thats the thing..im currently in cosmotolgy school

im more of a big girly girl lol

[rare cedar]

💅

[candid solar]

I'm currently wrangling the VA to GIVE ME MY DAMN COLLEGE MONEY

And BAH.

[fossil venture]

i mean dont get me wrong, i love my guns n stuff, but i dont think ill be able to servive LOL

surviveU

[rare cedar]

I’ve been in for 15 years and I still don’t know what to do when I grow up

[fossil venture]

but yeah, ima big beauty and girly girl sooo not sure how that would go, but my respect goes out to everyone

[fossil venture]

yeahh im opening up my own salon n spa

when i finish school and get money

[candid solar]

I kinda feel like I should've joined the Army or Marines for all the irritation I had with the Air Force's ops tempo.

[fossil venture]

i mean..

big fan of the army

and shoutout to marines

[rare cedar]

[candid solar]

I mean, I know it'd also end up infuriating me too. Grass is always greener and all that.

[fossil venture]

i see

[candid solar]

The grass is always greener (over the septic tank)

[fossil venture]

i mean i feel you should enjoy yourself no matter what

make the most out of it, dont focus on the negatives but the positives

[rare cedar]

Army is green for sure

[fossil venture]

looks jolly

[rare cedar]

It is

[candid solar]

:3

[fossil venture]

looks silllyyy

i need myself a military man

i want to be a house wife so bad

[candid solar]

It's overrated.

And frankly, most don't make enough to be a one income situation a lot of the time unless you like shoestring budgets.

[fossil venture]

wdym?

[normal owl]

You're going to want to learn basic concepts like that if you want to open a spa lol.

[candid solar]

The military doesn't pay the most competitive of salaries and it's kind of morally dubious to want to date someone for the express purpose of having no actual job.

[fossil venture]

either way, i just want to be a house wif

[candid solar]

... Says the guy who is mostly going to college just so he has a paycheck, which is a rare sentence

[normal owl]

And it's an economic fact that being a homemaker is a full-time job equivalent. If you're not producing the benefit equivalent to what you'd make in job income, then your household is paying for services that fill the gap you're leaving.

[fossil venture]

sooo no house wife?

[rare cedar]

[fossil skiff]

Why though

[normal owl]

There's no such thing as house wife: there is property/household manager.

[fossil venture]

i mean... there is such thing as a house wife

[normal owl]

You're either performing the services yourself or managing projects and vendors to perform those services.

[fossil venture]

ill stay home, cook, clean, and take care of the kids

then game when im done

sounds perfect to me

[fossil skiff]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

[normal owl]

We can either spend the time educating you when it's not our job to...or just let you and some other human roll the dice. Best of luck!

[lavish spoke]

Nah that’s purple

[fossil venture]

greet my lover at the door when they get home, have a nice meal

[fickle drift]

Idealisation is a powerful drug

[rare cedar]

I hear what you’re saying xoxo, but it’s not ideal in todays world. You need to have a second income to be comfortable

[fossil venture]

i mean its probably not going to happen tbh, which is why im taking cosmotolgy

[rare cedar]

Omg am I color blind

[fossil venture]

we need to go back to the old times then </3

[normal owl]

But its effectiveness decreases dramatically when countered by reality lol.

[fossil venture]

without the beating of women

and racism

i can probably do at home cosmotolgy stuff

if that doesnt work our i do want to be a marine biologist

[candid solar]

Unless you hitch up with a STEM furry, at any rate.

[normal owl]

Just be careful when people ask you to spell words on their fingernails.

[candid solar]

Don't think I've met one with less than a 6 figure salary.

[fossil venture]

oh god, im dyslexic

[rare cedar]

[fossil venture]

my moms a marine biologist

or something in that feild

[normal owl]

Sounds like things are going swimmingly with her.

[fossil venture]

LOL

im dying for human connection and interaction

[normal owl]

Cosmetology will be a very good field for you then: it's one of the remaining careers where you interface directly with customers and often the culture of the service experience includes conversation between provider and customer. You'll be connecting with people all day every day for your job, which is awesome.

[hasty zinc]

I'm the complete opposite

at least IRL

for all I know, none of you are real

[fossil venture]

yeah! which is why i chose it, im very energetic and lively

[normal owl]

Got it, you would prefer to perform cosmetological services with blindfold and earplugs.

[fossil venture]

youre right, im just a shadow

[hasty zinc]

aww yeah, controller PCB is out for delivery

[fossil venture]

oh no here goes my wifi again

[normal owl]

"3/5 stars. AegisNails was so quiet and serene; no one bothered me at all. But unfortunately my experience was very painful, like the technician wasn't even looking at what they were doing, and my nails turned out horrible."

[hasty zinc]

hey 3.5 isn't bad

[fossil venture]

i mean hey

you still got them stars

[hasty zinc]

I was messing around with one of my wifes nail thingies, it's like a rectangle sponge that has different grits for nail care or whatever

it's crazy how smooth it makes your nails

[fossil venture]

oh yeah its the best

[normal owl]

like those things that look like tongue depressors but made of stiff sandpaper?

[hasty zinc]

nah it's a rectangle sponge and each side has a number and a level of I guess sandpaper

[fossil venture]

its like pink most of the time too

[hasty zinc]

and you just do the steps in order

[normal owl]

That's wonderful, your future customers will enjoy spending time with you regularly.

[fossil venture]

yay!

[hasty zinc]

I smoothed all my nails while watching the office lmao

[normal owl]

That sounds more complicated than any care I've ever given my nails. I use a toenail clipper on my fingernails over the kitchen sink so I can flush the clippings down the disposal.

[hasty zinc]

oh I dont' do this on a regular basis

I was curious and my thumbnail was so smooth I decided to do all of them

[fossil venture]

i get my nails done whenever i can

right now theyre a sparkle red, short, but i like em

[normal owl]

Has it increased your typing speed per aerodynamics (a) noticeably or (b) mind-blowingly noticeably?

[fossil venture]

a nice blood red too

[hasty zinc]

no but it's like a fidget toy just sitting there feeling my smooth nails

[fossil venture]

LOL i felt that

[normal owl]

People must hate shaking your hand: can't keep a good grip on it with those smooth nails sliding out of their grasp.

[fossil venture]

smoooth

god im s tired, its about to be nap time tbh

good night yall!

[normal owl]

Have a great night

Speaking of spa stuff, I got my first massage in many years over the weekend during the work retreat. It made me feel horrible.

It was like it gave me very very mild food poisoning or the flu.

But now I've slept great the last two nights.

[hasty zinc]

I've never had a massage

they do nothing for me

[normal owl]

But if you've never had one, how do you know?

[hasty zinc]

well a spa massage I've never had

I've had a shoulder massage but idk, I just feel like I've never had the need for one

[normal owl]

Right, I theragun myself all the time. But this was a completely different effect, it was nuts.

[hasty zinc]

I tried one of those guns the other day. It was just ok

[normal owl]

You have to pee like a dozen times that day, and your body feels like alternatingly tired and somehow wrung out.

[hasty zinc]

people always talk those up like it makes them feel energized and relaxed and ready to take on the day

[normal owl]

oh heck no

[tight remnant]

I don't like massages

[hasty zinc]

yeah, idk

maybe I'm just weird

[normal owl]

It's more so like a manually induced detox, which is not pleasant but I understand why it's good.

And talking abotu this massage made me forget to jump on tis meeting!!

[obsidian wyvern]

stockpile still sucks lol

[pulsar cobalt]

I want to join 343 so i can make playable elites, mark iv and mark vi a priority 😂

Man needs these 3 so bad

[forest lagoon]

I've heard this can happen depending on the type of massage and why they make you drink water after

[hasty zinc]

https://www.343industries.com/careers

[queen remnant]

The face of zug when 343 will tell them no will be epic

[candid solar]

Okay... Now this is epic

[fossil venture]

going out to eat with my mom and grandma

hopefully whatever i was going to get is good

[obsidian wyvern]

Ill be there

[pulsar cobalt]

😂

[hybrid rose]

damn

[fossil venture]

heyy!

my moms complaining abt how they wanted to shape her nails for 5$...and shes refusing since its not like the "unnatrual" ones

shes so mad abt it too

jeez

[hybrid rose]

🇬

[fossil venture]

its not that serious either

its 5$ for a shape

i meann i guess its kind of pricey for a shape, but shes furious about it

sorry

god im so tired

tomato soup and sandwhich here i cam

come

anyways were here

food time tbh

[hybrid rose]

this food is great for a rainiy day

[fair summit]

What is halos rough playercount

[wind wharf]

Ste chart says peak is 5k

But thats only steam, bot accounting ms store n xbox players

Which shoild be a majority

[storm trout]

If you’re in the insider program check your email for a survey

[candid solar]

Whatever is most convenient for complaining on a given day

[obsidian wyvern]

you should've said 200k

[fickle drift]

Doesn’t HaloAPI (or whatever their name is) have it showing 15-20,000 on average?

[vapid siren]

thats not the full dataset

so we dont really know

[rare cedar]

Player count is over 1 million minimum

[pulsar cobalt]

Player count would be 20 million if they added elites 😂

[granite sky]

i luv elites

[wind wharf]

I love that sticker

I need

[rare cedar]

$10

[obsidian wyvern]

you're selling it for cheap

[lone jacinth]

The animation reveal in red vs blue was insane

[rare cedar]

It’s Whacky Wednesday, which means some items are discounted.

[hasty zinc]

excuse me, it's not wacky wednesday it's...

[forest lagoon]

I get my 60% split

[normal owl]

And I hadn't gotten a massage in many years so I'm sure my muscles were like a toxic wasteland.

[rare cedar]

Yoink

[rare cedar]

Yes, as is written in the contract

[crimson pike]

H

[steady jolt]

@fossil venture We don't allow that kind of thing here

[fossil venture]

alrighty!

sorry, didnt know

[still knot]

@plain lagoon can u dm me please?

wont let me send

[plain lagoon]

Why

[warm fiber]

Hey everyone watch this

[calm fiber]

Please don't tag 343 employees. See #rules-and-guidelines for more information.

[steady jolt]

Don't tag employees for no reason please

[still knot]

not for no reason

asking for unban from another server he is mod of

[steady jolt]

We cannot help with bans from other servers

[still knot]

he is a mod of that server but i was just asking to take it to dms bc like you said its not relevant here

didnt know he was an employee

[steady jolt]

It shouldn't be brought up here at all

[still knot]

im not trying to be rude but how am i supposed to get an unban then

[ivory spade]

camo capping is a highly effective tactic

[still knot]

@steady jolt are you mod in xbox server?

[warm fiber]

Ok sorry

[calm fiber]

Please do not tag Admins or Moderators unless immediate action is needed. If you see anything that does not abide by our rules and guidelines, please tag a Moderator to bring it to their attention.

[steady jolt]

We cannot help with bans from other servers
This isn't a topic for this server

[warm fiber]

Long live halo 3 RIP servers

[still knot]

so i cant dm any of them

and cant ask here

[hasty zinc]

bingo

[still knot]

so what am i supposed to do

[hasty zinc]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

don't get banned from servers I guess

[still knot]

what a terrible answer lmao

[hasty zinc]

lol not much else anyone can say to you about it

[ivory spade]

you can find someone here that is also on that server and use them to communicate maybe

[still knot]

are u in that server?

[ivory spade]

i woulda told u if i was

[steady jolt]

We're moving on now, we cannot assist with bans from other servers

[still knot]

ok thanks anyway

sticker

ok

can i dm you?

[fossil skiff]

[plain lagoon]

My DMs are closed because I don’t want to deal with that

Have a good day

[still knot]

no problem

[normal owl]

Changing topics, I never cease to enjoy swapping watch bands: just changing up the color and/or material is like having a whole new watch.

[steady jolt]

I really need to clean mine and get some spares

Also really need to build a new face for my watch. Lost the build key for my Halo one 😑

[normal owl]

Is it accessible somehow elsewhere? Like from the manufacturer?

[steady jolt]

Nah, it was a self publish

[normal owl]

ah ok

[steady jolt]

Had to factory reset my watch so I lost the face

And I lost the build key, so I can't republish the original

[normal owl]

Dang, so you have to face facts.

[obsidian wyvern]

sorry to interrupt but

[steady jolt]

I don't have the images any more so I can't even build the gif 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1702015501566660801?t=_C6_tjaxzbupTk0F1zjm6w&s=19

this is pretty sick

Rebs Gaming (@Mr_Rebs_)

The UNSC Savannah from Halo Reach has been remade in Starfield by Reddit user AWildRideHome. It has a functioning Magnetic Acceleration Cannon (MAC) that was created with 6 spinal mounted heavy gauss cannons! #Starfield

Likes

216

Twitter · Sep 13, 2023, 5:44 PM

[normal owl]

noooooooo (stckr)

[steady jolt]

Nice

[obsidian wyvern]

and to make it as similar as possible to reach, you aren't allowed to grav jump

[normal owl]

bc its wings may be clipped.

[obsidian wyvern]

but it's still got our back

[hasty zinc]

I will eventually make the Halo watchfaces for you guys

[hasty zinc]

for maximum realism you have to just explode in every encounter

[normal owl]

Will it be our faces superimposed on iconic Halo moments?

[plain lagoon]

The funniest part is my DMs aren’t closed

[hasty zinc]

https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1702036983563042928

Halo (@Halo)

Master Chief unboxing aliens, circa 2557 👽

Likes

179

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 13, 2023, 7:10 PM

I mean most of me is skeptical of this, but I want it to be real so bad

[ivory spade]

probably should not admit stuff like that publicly lol

[vale field]

so how can I play Husky Raid?

I've logged in today and can't seem to find the mode

[obsidian wyvern]

they removed it

possibility of it coming back next week

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-believe-master-chief-video-game-game-gif-4673194

[still knot]

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360060145013

is what i get

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[still knot]

i tried asking you 3 years ago its not like im spamming

[hasty zinc]

so anyway

aliens amirite

who had mexico unveiling alien bodies on their 2023 bingo card?

[obsidian wyvern]

they need to stay away from icky

[round laurel]

Wait what?

[obsidian wyvern]

you haven't seen the 2 coffins?

[round laurel]

I just googled it

[hasty zinc]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mexico-ufo-researcher-shows-purported-non-human-being-bodies-to-congress/

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/men-in-black-mib-alien-dying-brain-gif-16664647

[muted rose]

Do dna tests normally take 6 years

[round laurel]

Looks like the tiny alien from MIB

dammit panda

[steady jolt]

Finding news out by Halo posting a Twitter meme is the new Tumblr/Castiel

[normal owl]

Look at that peaceful alien; not a cell phone in sight.

[round laurel]

#livinginthemoment

[steady jolt]

It's dead, so there's no cell reception

[obsidian wyvern]

nice one

[hasty zinc]

I saw it yesterday on a mexican news site, and I thought yeah ok, this is like a joke site and dismissed it... but now.. lmao

[muted rose]

But there will be a funeral procession

[obsidian wyvern]

I saw it yesterday on a meme page so I dismissed it too, then I saw it was actually on the news today

[hasty zinc]

wild

[normal owl]

...or is it cake???

[obsidian wyvern]

you go over and cut it attorney

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[normal owl]

I would. I have zero belief that it's an alien.

[steady jolt]

[dreamy stirrup]

@still knot Please stop. You will not be unbanned from the Xbox server. Continously bringing that drama here will not end well.

[muted rose]

It’s wrinkled and ugly so I’m going with San-shayyum

[hasty zinc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/png-YGIpIZjgxL68w

[steady jolt]

It's probably cake

[normal owl]

with Swiss meringue buttercream

Dang I would love a huge piece of cake right now: moist lemon sponge, strawberry Swiss meringue buttercream frosting blended with jam. I can imagine it exactly.

[sly ether]

do you guys think 343 got a new management team?

[dreamy stirrup]

my boss is the same

[hasty zinc]

aliens revealed to world so about that 343 Management team

[obsidian pilot]

Woahhh what happened?

[steady jolt]

Not important

[obsidian pilot]

They said they did lol

[hasty zinc]

Breaking news, killer asteroid headed for earth in 12 days "So when is Husky Raid coming back?"

[normal owl]

So anyways, back to cake.

I'm just goofin, Aegis.

[queen remnant]

The end of the world is here already, there is no time left, this will be your last moments ''I can't believe 343 removed Husky Raid, they just love removing stuff all the time''

[sly ether]

do you guys think halo infinte is playable again?

[hasty zinc]

it was always playable

[round laurel]

It has received 4 seasons worth of updates.

[normal owl]

such as spelling?

[dreamy stirrup]

"not listening to us"

[steady jolt]

Quick, someone get billboard up in time square

[dreamy stirrup]

"us" being "me" here

lol

[hasty zinc]

We regret to inform you the earth has lost it's magnetosphere and the solar flares and radiation will soon end all life on earth. "Ugh I can't believe I have to pay $10 for 8 coatings and an emblem"

[queen remnant]

🙄 smh 3 steps forward 43 steps back

[normal owl]

I've never heard that one before actually.

[fickle drift]

“We will never let any orcs stand in our way! And for the last time, it’s time to halo!” - master chief

[dreamy stirrup]

"hey this thing says it's confidential, lemme go to the halo server and immediately talk about it"

[hasty zinc]

[still knot]

sorry for being pushy but its been over 3 years and theres no other way to ask

[dreamy stirrup]

that's not our problem.

[still knot]

what is the appeal process

[fickle drift]

“sorry for being pushy but its been over 3 years and theres no other way to ask” - just Saxon

[dreamy stirrup]

there isn't one, clearly.

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-wall-talk-gif-5290288

[dreamy stirrup]

so once again, please do not bring it up again.

[normal owl]

1. Accept that you don't get to have your way.
2. Go on with your life.

[pulsar cobalt]

Guess people don't read 😂

[hasty zinc]

that's an understatement

[still knot]

is it really that difficult

[still knot]

ig it is

[obsidian wyvern]

you get unbanned once playable elites are added to infinite

[normal owl]

literally laughed aloud

[still knot]

hilarious wasnt it

[steady jolt]

In all playlists

[obsidian wyvern]

^

[pulsar cobalt]

Playable elites is what we need

[fickle drift]

The combine are being added to halo for the new half life x halo update in fall 2023

[queen remnant]

I think Halo needs a visual novel

[dreamy stirrup]

we have comics

[normal owl]

Why is Half Life such a big deal today? I understand it was groundbreaking in its day, but why does it matter now?

[queen remnant]

Yeah but I get distracted I want kinda animated

[normal owl]

or stand-up

[fickle drift]

There are motion comics, they're VN adjacent

No choices or differing routes though

[queen remnant]

😔

[obsidian wyvern]

just a good game ig

[normal owl]

Halo would be great fodder for stand-up comedy.

[obsidian wyvern]

I didn't really enjoy it though

[queen remnant]

True

[normal owl]

"To war" would gets its own topical segment for sure. "Can you imagine if people answered like that in regular life?"

[queen remnant]

Oh god

[candid solar]

Halo Kart racer when?

[fickle drift]

Cursed Halo (Again) has a grand-prix wedged in the middle

[normal owl]

We have the technology @candid solar

I do think that having a base kart racing game onto which they continually add characters from IPs such as Halo--the way they do for Smash clones and other games--would be a lot of fun.

[fickle drift]

There's a mario kart forge map.

It's pretty fun actually.

[normal owl]

Oh wow so already something like that is playable.

[queen remnant]

Forge magic

[pallid island]

Masterpiece would say is better than halo

Heck it even tolds the story better because it doesnt use transmedia to tell it, is very subtle and stuff

[fickle drift]

Halo 5 is the best halo. :))

I will die on this hill

[candid solar]

@quartz ridge One of yours

[granite sky]

rip

[fickle drift]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/maps/ecce9b8c-5484-435a-9b5f-d941edf5fce4

https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/maps/80f1b61b-623b-47ec-a388-3e770d4cc71c

https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/modes/82771963-c24d-484d-8d42-2e587ff63a5b

I have these in my forge bookmarks.

The last one is really fun.

https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/maps/6a965eae-32b9-4cf6-9e5a-ef0546349866

There's a new one, haven't tried it.

[quartz ridge]

Bro know peak

[normal owl]

Thank you, that was very kind. Bookmarked them all.

They're doing another wave of these?

[steady jolt]

Don't believe so

Probably just an errant notification, or that's the first time you're seeing it

[vapid siren]

felt weird not having a gear shop reward for the season

lowkey mald it wasnt another jacket for s3 with like a techwear-y chimera jacket

[cedar turret]

bathrobe

[steady jolt]

I have an Xbox one, Halo one would be cool

There was a Master Chief one at one point I think

[hasty zinc]

Master Chief snuggie

[hasty zinc]

it's on amazon!

[steady jolt]

Used to be on UK Amazon, but it's gone now

[hasty zinc]

$60

[normal owl]

• shipping to UK

[hasty zinc]

free pickup tomorrow

[normal owl]

Get it.

I wore a bathrobe for the first time this past weekend, and it was glorious. I can't believe I missed out on it throughout my life.

[hasty zinc]

I've never had one

[normal owl]

Now you will.

[hasty zinc]

good lord

[steady jolt]

🙃

[candid solar]

Where Locke snuggy

[dreamy stirrup]

i am vehemently anti bathrobes

for no real discernable reason other than "I don't like them"

[steady jolt]

Lol

[candid solar]

I will wear my pink frilly bathrobe in defiance as I post here from now on.

[stone bane]

This is a good take.

[steady jolt]

I used to have a big fluffy pink one

Got a big fluffy black one, a black and green Xbox one and a Assassin's Creed one (yes, the hood had the eagle tip)

[valid grotto]

Nothing better than reading the halo community's conversation over a hot cup of coffee

[hot aspen]

this is my interpretation of halo lore
it goes
halo spartan assault
halo spartan strike
halo fireteam raven
halo infinite
halo 2
halo 3
halo 3 odst
halo combat evolved
halo wars
halo wars 2
halo reach
halo: 5 guardians
destiny 2: the final shape

u have spartan assaults and strikes allowing fireteam raven to unlock the infinite halo, and the infinite halo lives for another 4 games, until in halo 3 odst the evolved halo exists but this causes TWO halo wars for the evolved infinite halo, but this causes the death of the universe so in halo reach you're reaching for the next halo to prevent the chain reaction of the entire galaxy imploding but this causes halo: 5 guardians as 5 destiny 2 guardians go through the veil to stop you from reaching halo as they plan to use it in the destiny 2: the final shape to enact the final shape so in destiny 2 the final shape you create a new shape to smash every halo as mr halo says "if i cant get the halo, no one can!"

[valid grotto]

Destiny 2 isn't halo cannon is it?

[hot aspen]

that's my interpretation

[fickle drift]

It's a very creative way of being wrong

[hot aspen]

also why else would halo 5: guardians be called that

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/math-numbers-confused-when-he-say-hes-straight-what-gif-7675506

[valid grotto]

In halo 5 also known as halo guardians a big creature was introduced known as guardians not to be confused by the gun slinging guardians from destiny and destiny 2 plus bungie owns destiny and halo is owned by 343 industry's tho I'm not sure how much affiliation they have with each other anymore I can confidently assure you halo and destiny are not related in the slightest

[hot aspen]

they're both uncredited in each other's games

[valid grotto]

pulls out popcorn

[fickle drift]

I don't like them. I go straight from my towel to my pajamas and if I want the extra snuggle, I wear a snuggie or a blanket that has like a poncho button on it. Basically I like to pretend I am wearing some queens robe thing cause it's huge and I can wrap myself like a burrito.

[hasty zinc]

Here we go!

[fickle drift]

The kitty box in the background. 😭 That's so sweet and sad at the same time. I hope you and your family is doing well with that.

[obsidian wyvern]

I thought I was looking at pizza

[steady jolt]

I thought it was a drone at first

[quartz ridge]

Bro what kind of conversation is this

[steady jolt]

Bathrobes and PCBs

[obsidian wyvern]

better than shilling halo 5 to the highest degree

anyway, what actually is it aegis, lol

[hasty zinc]

PCB for xbox controller

[obsidian wyvern]

PCB?

[hasty zinc]

printed circuit board

[obsidian wyvern]

a quick Google search didn't help, what does it do

[dreamy stirrup]

it goes beep

[steady jolt]

It's circuits, printed on a board

[steady jolt]

^

[tight remnant]

Speaking of comics https://www.humblebundle.com/books/halo-graphic-novels-dark-horse-books?partner=arcgamer&charity=2059139

[hasty zinc]

omg I have to disassemble the triggers too

[normal owl]

AC one = elite

[normal owl]

I'm a daily blanket or snuggie user myself. I guess the novelty of the bathrobe really struck me: opening from the front, like a big blanket x towel x cardigan crossover. I wore it out to a bonfire next to an outdoor wedding reception bc I didn't have a hoodie. Didn't stick out at all.

[hard cape]

I’m sad someone I looked up to in the halo community blocked me 😞

[fair summit]

Why

[hasty zinc]

#progress

[hard cape]

For what I tweeted at them

[fickle drift]

How very Pedro Pascal of you. (Look up Pascal and Bath Robe...he wore one to the last of us red carpet)

[hard cape]

he doesnt like the truth I think

[normal owl]

That is a giant compliment, thank you.

[pallid island]

Halo is made for everyone. Except halo 2 fans.

[hasty zinc]

i should have paid attention to how I took this apart

[normal owl]

It's Aegis' way of celebrating 20th anniversary.

[valid grotto]

Ok what would you guys perfer to become

A Spartan

B ODST

C marine

[pallid island]

B or C

[hasty zinc]

I dont want to be cannon fodder so c is out

[round laurel]

D cowardly citizen

I don't want to die.

[pallid island]

Surviving as a marine (very low chances) is just very badass

[pallid island]

You will die probably

[valid grotto]

Lmfao you nope your way out the questin I love that XD

Citizen are usually the first to parish in halo are they not?

[pallid island]

Yeah usually by getting glassed i guess

[left bone]

A

i wanna throw tanks at those stupid little grunts

[pallid island]

Idk if you can escape them before they glass and are on the ground

[valid grotto]

Spartans can't pickup tanks in lore you flipping the tanks is just a game mechanic TwT

[obtuse grove]

sup

[valid grotto]

The sky ^-^

[obtuse grove]

just joined the server XD

[left bone]

who says i cant pick up tanks

[round laurel]

Welcome Kenny

[left bone]

the games told me i can pick up tanks

ez

[obtuse grove]

has anyone played halo ODST?

[valid grotto]

'-') I can't argue with that... but will you survive augmentation

[left bone]

duh

i survived stepping on legos

i should be fine

[valid grotto]

O-O I walk bare footed on pinecones Legos are are child's play Mahwah hahahaha

[left bone]

oh yeah

i stepped on a nail

multiple times💢💢

[rare cedar]

now it sounds like you're just clumsy 😄

[left bone]

no im not

im never clumsy

[valid grotto]

I am Footed panda is right

[left bone]

never right..💢

[valid grotto]

Only left?

[rare cedar]

yes

[valid grotto]

XD

[left bone]

left cheek!!!

[valid grotto]

No... only master cheeks

[left bone]

oh my god!!💫💫

[quartz ridge]

doing a Halo 5 campaign playthrough soon. Anyone interested, DM me. One slot left

[left bone]

i wish.

(but i dont even got the MONEY)

[pulsar cobalt]

Here comes the LFG thing 😂

[pallid island]

wish it was on the pc

[valid grotto]

I'm still crying at the fact the person paramount made master chief somemone who never played halo before his role T-T

[left bone]

eRrmM u looKing for #lfg-campaign ?

hEre u gO

[quartz ridge]

No?

[round laurel]

I heard @obsidian wyvern might be interested.

[quartz ridge]

I’m good

[left bone]

oka y

[round laurel]

lol

[left bone]

its okay

we all make mistakees

.

[valid grotto]

Halo five campaigns has a downed machanic?!?!!

[hasty zinc]

IKR and all those actors who played astronauts have never even been to space! like what the heck!!!

[left bone]

beepbeepbeepbeepveepbeepbepbeep

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[left bone]

LOL

[quartz ridge]

…

[valid grotto]

I'm a sheep

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please message @bleak yoke.

[left bone]

bro took it personally

[round laurel]

Mods fear the dreaded ellipsis...

[left bone]

.

i haate eating these tomatoes

[valid grotto]

Panda is probably one of my favorite mods cause of there sense of humor

[left bone]

i HATE tomatoes

[valid grotto]

Especially raw....

[rare cedar]

[left bone]

I ATE 3 OF THEM RAW

im gonna
im gonna (explode.)

im gonna burn all the tomato farms

[valid grotto]

But that means no ketchup ._.

[rare cedar]

It's the tomato's fault?

[valid grotto]

Fair point

[left bone]

yes

its their fault for making me eat them

now the must suffer

[rare cedar]

Tomatoes: exist

Jelli: RAWR

[fickle drift]

Skibidi toilet

[left bone]

get filtered

[valid grotto]

Many good things come from tomatoes

[fickle drift]

It’s better being dead

[rare cedar]

mainly ketchup

for my burgers

[left bone]

istg

[valid grotto]

Yes I agree

[rare cedar]

and chicken sammich

[fickle drift]

I will obtain filters

[valid grotto]

And pizza

[rare cedar]

and fries

and nuggies

[left bone]

i swear to god if I eat one more burger that has mayo in it

im gonna rage

and burn down all mayo factories

[rare cedar]

i'll join you on that

[valid grotto]

What did mayo do?

[left bone]

it exists

[valid grotto]

Fair

[left bone]

sour cream is better

[rare cedar]

my friend used to eat a jar of mayo at work

[left bone]

.

[valid grotto]

O-O

[rare cedar]

I'd legit just stare at her and say why

[left bone]

find her and destroy her

order a beacon to her house

orbital strike beacon

[rare cedar]

nah she's cool

[cedar turret]

I'm pretty sure I can get that declared a war crime.

[left bone]

i hate them mayo eaters..💢💢

[valid grotto]

That's called murder jelli and it's illegal

[left bone]

idc......

[rare cedar]

[left bone]

i can build whateverr i want

[cedar turret]

I only have a couple of disgusting food related work stories and only one of them is appropriate for this server.

[left bone]

including a satellite cannon that is definitely not orbiting earth 24/7 that was built on jan 2nd 2022 at 5 am

[valid grotto]

You got a hate for cucumbers to?

[cedar turret]

I had a cowoker who became violently upset that we wouldn't eat the pizza she'd made and brought in.

[left bone]

i like cucumbers.

[normal owl]

Ketchup + mayo together on a burger is delicious.

[cedar turret]

That had cottage cheese instead of regular cheese. And yes it was baked.

[left bone]

but lets not go to detail

[valid grotto]

Halo official server = talking about food

[left bone]

ow i BITMYTONGUE

[rare cedar]

brb found a ranked game

[normal owl]

I also love spicy mayo far more than spicy kimchi or other inferior spicy sauce in spicy sushi rolls.

[left bone]

anyways

id kill for soy sauce

[cedar turret]

Of course this was also a woman who when her she realized her car was a quart low on oil wanted help setting a trap for the oil thief...so...take it for what you will

[valid grotto]

What yall eat from McDonald's?

[left bone]

the last tthing i ate from that place was a happy meal

(dont judge me.)

[fossil skiff]

It’s a bargain

[valid grotto]

I get 2 mcchickens
A medium fry and a sprite

[left bone]

which was

years ago

[cedar turret]

the pancakes are fine

[left bone]

🥞

[valid grotto]

"I'd like a mc flurry"

Sorry sir our machine is broken

climbs through the drive through window and continues to commit 30 war crimes in the span of about 30 seconds

[left bone]

i 💫✨LOVE🌟✨ pancakes

[fickle drift]

why are people mad about noble 6 not being chosen by cortana or such

[left bone]

buuuuuuuuuurp

[valid grotto]

Wander if the needle to cats head made her better at driving?

[left bone]

idk

they lobotomized her

[valid grotto]

The only death that hit me hard was my big man gorge

[left bone]

its JORGE..💢💢💢‼️

[valid grotto]

We never saw our body so it's a debate and almost a controversial topic

[valid grotto]

Me :)
Auto correct: '-'

Me after auto correct: ×_×

Jelli: --

[left bone]

im gonna make you drink water

by force💢‼️‼️

[valid grotto]

I do that on a daily basis 8 cups a day

3 cups of coffee
2 cups of milk
8 cups of water
And every once in a while alittle rum

[left bone]

haaaaaaaggghhhhh

aaaaaggghhhh

[valid grotto]

Hand me another cup it won't hurt ^-^

It healthy after all

[left bone]

i dont drink water
lesser being

i drink sulfuric acid✨

[valid grotto]

-_-

[left bone]

and it definitely does not turn my insides into mush💫

[valid grotto]

Bet

So is 343 partners with rooster teeth and the guys who do living with chief?

[pulsar cobalt]

why does halo seasons always get shown off at HCS 🥴

[steady jolt]

Big event, lots of hype, good media beat to filter announcements through

[pulsar cobalt]

I guess so

[cedar turret]

Sometimes you need to preach to the choir

[queen remnant]

Worlds specially gets much bigger stuff too

iirc last year we got like a lot of dev talks and all

[normal owl]

like Kat did to Carter

[cedar turret]

more like what the jackal did to kat

[queen remnant]

👀

[dreamy stirrup]

you going?

[rare cedar]

hol up

play season 5 early?

👀

[queen remnant]

I wish I can go there

[cedar turret]

I'm sure there are several means of transportation to seatle.

I personally recommend stealing a giraffe from your local zoo and riding it to Seatle.

You don't even need to stop for gas, just leaf breaks

[cedar turret]

Do they stack?

[rare cedar]

I’ll ask when I’m there

I may be 33, but my body feels like it’s 73