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Team Fortress 2 lol
I tried Bioshock Infinite a few yrs ago and the head bob wrecked me.
Good thing they don't make games tied to superhero movies anymore, the majority were terrible
there was only one game in 2007. WarioWare: Smooth Moves
The Mario games were really good actually.
Mario Galaxy was 2007
Impossible, the movie came out in 2023.
Ezio's uncle from the second game
one of the best moments in gaming.
What a thrill...
He's like, 'It'sa me, Mario' and I CLAPPED
YES
Are Microsfot and Warner Bros really good friends? Or why after like 3 years or more Arkham Knight is still on game pass?
MicroBros
That's how you should compete with Spiderman on PS
Batman on Xbox
Suicide Squad is going to be amazing, in my personal opinion devoid of actual experience.
It looks good
Open-world, action, RPG elements, loot where different weapon manufacturers imbue traits of their associated villains into the weapon behavior, drop-in/drop-out co-op.
But companies didn't get the memo that players are sick and tired of live services
No because they got the dollars that players are fine with live service games.
But Suicide Squad seems more like AC and other games where you can buy stuff but don't need to.
It's one of those 'I hope it turns out great for those interested in it' games
When it comes to superhero stuff I tend to prefer Single Player ones
I remember having an absolute blast having a friend over and playing Ultimate Alliance 2. I still haven't played 3 on Switch yet.
You just described Borderlands
Hey you're right! I can hear Marcus's vending machine voice now.
Borderlands is in a weird place where I enjoyed the humor and vibe, but found the gameplay pretty tedious. I've onlyplayed up to 2, though.
Agreed. A friend and I played 1 and 2, but 3 I just quit after the start.
I should also mention I didn't like 1
Had the tedium of the gameplay and didn't have an interesting story
Or clever humor
Nintendo has the only consoles I will see myself buying. I own a PC now and I have no reason to buy Xbox or PS consoles. Until Nintendo games come on PC then I’ll keep buying there console.
Never played a Borderlands game.
I'm worried about the Borderlands movie
Best FPS game to me
jack black as claptrap -_-
Jack Black probably could've done Marcus
I’m even more worried about the Bioshock game
the worst decision is Kevin Hart as Roland
I am a more recent one. Halo 2 is my favorite but I won’t say the newer ones have no good qualities.
It's Chick Fil A time!
Chick-fil-A sucks
Am I the only one who doesn’t like fast food
It just feels like I’m biting into plastic.
The only good fast food place is taco bell
Depends on the place and if it was cooked right
All the other fast food places give you food poisoning
There all kinda painfully average to me. I can make better food at home.
And I don't get why Popeyes and chick fila is so popular
Someone got hit on the head it appears
Popeyes is only good in Louisiana
Like I’ll eat it but I’d prefer not to.
They season the food less everywhere else because customers complain and don't buy the food
Really?
That's what the workers in Alabama told me when I complained that their spicy chicken didn't taste right. Then I asked my friend who used to run a franchise and he confirmed it
True, but at least taco bell doesnt have rat meat like McDonald's or burger king
Why are you hating on rat meat?
Yes, let me enjoy my rat on a stick.
If you ask where the h3 rat went though, I don't know anything
🐀
calling Panda rn
They are all kinda bad
if y'all have the means and energy and inclination to cook at home 24/7 more power to you
but don't need to make jabs at others who are eating it 🙂
I don’t, I’m just saying if I get a better quality meal at Home I’d do that.
i can always get better quality meal at home.
sometimes i just want a junky chicken sandwich
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not trying to, If you enjoy keeping doing so.
Eh true
Normally I would go more to local restaurants than a food chain buut sometimes I just want something now and places like McDonalds is there
sometimes a mcdouble just really really hits the spot lol
Yeah
See your point.
This Chick Fil A sandwich was so nice I'm about to eat one twice.
Like I can do also my food here or order some pizza in a local place but a big mac is a big mac and hits well
Have you seen the new one coming out soon?
I haven't!
cooking at home sux I don't care if it's $0.59-$2 a meal, sometimes I just want sum popeyes or something and I don't want to do dishes afterwards 😤
okay but what is it
Pimento on it and a caramel shake for fall
I wonder how many taste testers they have. McDonald’s can somehow make something so addictive in taste. Someone’s job title is probably McDonald’s science.
i'll stick to my spicy ckicken
Honey and pepper apparently
I made the mistake of getting the new Double Cheesy Jalapeno Bacon Double Quarter pounder the other day
they put TEN slices of jalapeno on it
that just sounds like so much?
Double the Double?
LOL
I’d feel violated if my dentist for example asked “what do you work as” and I say. “McDonald’s scientist.”
it was good, but waaaay to much jalapeno
food scientist for a major fast food chain is nothing to scoff at lol
There would be a very uncomfortable stare. Lol
they likely make bank.
That’s like asking a YouTuber what’s there job
Now can they hire an ice cream machine engineer to make it work for once
Lel
there's actually something about that i read. only one company can fix them or something
Yep
very monopoly
Like how do you reply to that
Yeah, Sabre. Apparently there's a lawsuit or something happening with it. Some YouTuber did a ton of research and called them out I think.
And supposedly they were programmed incorrectly on purpose? Been a while
It happened like two years ago so I don't remember everything.
Didn't know you could program a soft serve ice cream machine.
everything is electronic now
Cleaning cycle, sensors, etc
they're not churning ice cream in a bucket in the back
Eh could be worse
Picture this: an EMP goes off. Your local McDonald’s ice cream machine somehow works now.
its also hard when a coworker puts yogurt in the machine instead (my job there was awful)
Oof
Perfect job for interns.
"hey guys your ice cream tastes off" oh you mean the one we've been serving all day? yikes
“Managed high volume operations on a daily basis”
Lol.
forgot daily oops
No. Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half-life 2 Episode 2 (Where’s episode 3 damit) Bioshock, Mario Galaxy, Warioware smooth moves… this list goes on.
Assassin's Creed!
That’s the worst game in the series to me. Not a bad game but out of the other 2 it wasn’t as good.
That too but never played that.
Plus gears was 2006 not 2007
Forgot about that
2001-2013 are when my favorite games released. So 6th and 7th gen consoles are my favorite
Even if I’m more of PC gamer
I've recently played TF2 and it's affecting me
Now when I survive on Halo I try to press Z2 (Thanks) and when in trouble I try to press C1 (Help!)
I’m honestly glad to see the game get sorta revived.
Similarly, sometimes I run out of ammo on TF2 and try to use AI Scan
C4 is my favorite thing to say to my teammates :^)
I’m praying we get a major update like Jungle inferno but I’m out of hope.
AI Scan, interchangeable seats and the Grappleshot are the best inventions Infinite coul've gotten to the sandbox
I just couldn't get into TF2
and outlines
Scout + C5 = annoying the living S#%} out of every engie player
and throwable fusion coils
Or whatever says “Need a Dispenser here”
Sad honestly
I agree. Infinite was a step in the right direction for a lot of things. And still has the potential to be the best halo.
Ye
my favorite (pair with frying pan for maximum funny)
🤣
Agreed lol
Or the holy mackerel because floppy jiggle bones are funny.
(seat swapping started in 5)
Really cool little mechanic, appreciate Infinite kept it
Me too
Had to have a few nuggets too. Man, what a lunch!
343 has a problem with scraping a mechanical that had so much potential
half life alyx is techincally part 3
No it’s not. It’s a prequel to Base HL2
tf2 would never die
the community is too strong for that
you never kill that game
exactly
Yeah but it died in Valves eyes. But that 2023 Summer update has apparently revived interest with valve employees working on it. (Rumor)
(i've spent over 1000 hours
I’d have like 700
i bought like over 40 mvm tickets idk why
Lmao I rarely play MVM. I enjoy it though
the only thing valve focuses on now is cs and dota
I’d argue TF2 is more iconic than both and deserves attention. There’s a reason why 90% of SFM or GMod animations are TF2 Related
Or how it inspired the economy system that CS and Dota use now
tf2 is the most iconic valve game, and plus the game still makes them a lot of money
so i dont see why they don't try to at least bring more updates themselves
I can't see how TF2 makes more than cs
people go crazy over those crates man
yea
It doesn’t. But it makes enough money to justify working on it.
what do people even spend money on in tf2 outside of the steam market
You shouldn’t use the mann co store. That’s why everyone uses marketplace.tf or steam market. Valve gets money from that either way.
outside from buying keys
Point made
True lol
I don’t really open that many crates.
What do you think Halo legends?
nah i bought it straight marketplacetf
I want my banana hat again.
it was cheap though
@hasty zinc is not a fan.
Was it a taunt?
you bought it or traded for it
of course not
it was the bonk hat for scout and a fedora
Pretty good overall, could've taken less creative liberties but solid.
Would love a second volume, even if they went with Global studios instead of just anime.
Bought it but account got Hacked.
Do I look like the kind of man that had an Xbox to play 5? 😭
"Not fan" what taking about
damn that sucks
Was just kidding, he loves it.
Like imagine Aardman doing a Halo short lol
Took the words out of my mouth lol
Yeah.
(brackets because I wanted to be nice)
@indigo bear how doid you even get hacked lol
No sadly
Expanding it to global studios worked very well for Star Wars Visions 2. The breadth of style differences was really neat.
Halo Legends 2 would be awesome.
(I did not know brackets had that function)
Merty, Halo 5 Forge exists, no excuses
Infinite forge exists*
Well it was my dad’s account. So I’d assume he got it hacked. I now use my own steam account and have at least the stuff I wanted like my Australium Froniter justice.
The one time I tried to use it it wouldn't boot. I am excused.
did you delete the halo companion app
mmmmmm
Expect that banana 😦
Yes, why, is it valuable like Flappy Bird now?
I still have the waypoint app on my phone 
I have it on 360 lol
I have it on Atari
Probably not
._. Wut
I was referring to the app that used to? get installed along side H5 forge on PC
one of The Remnant
I deleted my waypoint 😦
I think the most I ever saw on H5:F was three lobbies
when it first launched it was poppin
I wish H5 was releasing right now and we were all playing Warzone together.
If I open a xbox player profile & see they have 999,999,999 achievement score should I report them?
for being awesome?
why would you
manipulating the Xbox system
yeah you can i think
doubt anyone have a achievemnt score that high
That only thing that Xbox player is manipulating is our admiration for their achievement.
does it affect the xbox reward system?
Only thing that's missing from infinite where russian dub
Why would it affect anything for you?
I am not russian but I wanted to see what a Russian version would look like
the higher the achievement the more benifiets they aquire
I don't think they're russian to add it.
Such as societal standing, respect from peers, and romantic interest?
report him then
Discord likes to crash while I play Halo, I wonder if it's memory issues
but i doubt that's going to do anything
Hell I BOUGHT memory to avoid this from happening
discord has been crashing on me more lately
just freezes and restarts
for no real discernable reason
Same, been making do with the Browser version
is that more stable?
So far ye
It can't be win11 eating away SSD's life
It doesn't take half your memory so yes, it's more stable in browser
better than WINter
browser version is just better in most ways imo
only thing is you can't copy video links
My Android app used to have random issues but now they've cleared up.
oh you're one of those people
Are you a tab hoarder?
I don't think they make tab anymore.
Hey your not allowed to say that
Cartoon Marsupial?
a one-person Situation Room
I keep kn getting banned forthat kind of talk
wow I wonder what the solution would be to your problem
Haha
Idk
For server moderation concerns, please message @bleak yoke.
The triangle
refresher? like a cold drink?
oh that sounds good
it's very yummy
pineapple filled for breakfast
i wanted mango pineapple but they're out 😦
that sure is a sentence
Wow ok, guess I'm crossing off that name from my list of future baby names.
Lmao
I remember when this episode came out it kicked up a storm because many people took this as canon when it was just Cortana's musings while they were still drifting on FoD
So are we all getting this as our next tattoo then.
I have no tattoos at this point in time.
I have a ODST tat
I want a full portrait of my cat on my right arm
my wife wants to get his paw prints as a tattoo
aw yeah. A sleeve so he never leaves.
gonna get the brand of sacrifice for my first tat
veyr generic i know but its still a baller design
that's BA!
(i think badass is okay)
I want a tattoo of a dog, but just like a picture from google of a dog, so when people ask if it’s my dog, I say no
ah okI wasn't sure
i wanted my dog's paw prints but he was a big boi
aww
"that name from my list of future baby names" lmaooooo
These quickly became very touching actually.
My own silly comments excluded.
i am also just too chicken to get a tattoo i think 😦
i just keep piercing my ears lol
nah, you'll never regret a tattoo. Especially on your forehead

it's not that bad when you think about it. Just hundreds of little needles jabbing you at incredible speeds spreading ink under your flesh
do you have tattoos? 😮
one
😮
apparently my skin will always reject a piercing so i can't get them even if i wanted, something to do with how effective my body is at spitting out foreign objects.
oh lame
I've struggled with whether a passed loved one is too sacred for me to just ink into my flesh.
i have like 11 piercings in my ears lol
Deadpool irl
no complaints from me, my gf keeps saying id look good with nose piercings but i highly disagree hahah
i just have a lil nostril stud. i can't do a septum lol
Is it a tattoo of "Game Pass"?
i wanted to get a hoop in it but just never got around to it
septums look worse than they actually feel from what ive seen
yeah they apparently don't hurt at all
Mean odst tattoo right?
it's only if you mess it up then its sore lol
my dog ripped my nostril out like a week after i got it. was able to pop it back into the post and had no issues
it's a QR code for unlimited Game Pass Ultimate for unlimited number of accounts. If you find me, you win
Get an angry cup of tea, so you can say it's "Odious Tea" 
i just bought something from the shop
I'd absolutely get a Helljumpers tatoo as well

it's this kind of threadless stud
I supppose you're not heading to Worlds on October? 
I wish
so the dog just accidentally popped the trinity piece off my nose while the rest stayed in fine

I already scheduled my vacation for starfield lol
what'd you get? 😮
daisy pack for 400
You guys have to take pictures together: everyone who's going! And photoshop my face in one of the group photos please.
Please don't clap, I stole that joke 😭
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/mcc-september-development-update-september-2021
Hello, Spartans! Earlier this year, we announced that we would be taking a step back from doing larger blogs and move to a smaller form factor within our weekly communications. That being said, I know many of you have missed those larger ones and some of the regular communication that went into greater detail about what we have been working on ...
now get the cqb helmet lmao
Can and will do
yesssssssssssss
I already have flight and stay confirmed 
Mannnn so close yet so far!
i just booked my flight too 🙂
flower on the chest, plus that emblem backdrop were cool
i love the daisy pack
it was my idea
so i bought it immediately the first time it went out
That's cool!
Mirage is such a clean core and its my headcanon that its what Headhunter teams used
although i think its implied since its from SPI ops?
just bury me in the Mark VII core

The Mark 7 is unilaterally my clean look. It's such a great design aesthethic. I only have like one nitpick with it lmao
I wish they would have more weapon armor pieces for it.
Dannie got hers done a few weeks ago
nice!
Septum that is
Heh
nostril is weird because your eyes immediately water
I really like the emile armor in infinite 343 did an excellent job on it 👍🏻
and then they leave hte needle in your nose while they're getting the stud lol
No sidekick leg accessory yet
I got my ears done again. So now I have an extra on my right lobe and my right helix
i wanna get another something. i have that itch

wonder if i can do a double conch
i swapped my conch to a hoop cuz i liked the look.
HUGE mistake
I'm gonna get more on my left, but I need the right to finish healing so I can sleep on the other side lol
Ojh I have drama today from work. One of our nested agents deleted 2 posts today that got the client a lot of heat instead of asking us about it. Related to very recent tech industry storms.
oop
Is it going to be all campaign in Halo MCC cross-play supported!!!!
Nested agents? that's what you get for using birds to do a person's job smh.
I used to have 3 in my eyebrow,but had to take 2 out as they just kept getting infected
did those hurt?
I already had cross play on mcc?
they feel like they'd hurt
Yeah nested is what we call the agents who finish their 3 weeks of training and for the first 6 weeks are basically on the field for the first time
Wasn't too bad, as long as you were careful brushing your hair and taking clothes off
Anyways I found those particular tickets after doing a deep dive and whats more aggrandizing is that the agent hit them under both hate speech and harassment 🤦♂️
oh my
PC with Xbox on all MCC campaigns co-op
it's more offensive that they didn't hit it consistently for the same thing lmao
if they were gonna mess up id like the consistency HAHAHA
Had cross play in MCC Xbox?
even through the MCC campaigns are falling apart & glitching cut scenes
some floors in H1 campaign are missing
So the userbase kicked up a fuss, the client got heat and we're here sitting 'why didn't you ask us about this before you hit it' lmao
Well good thing you even spotted them.
I was even on roster for answering questions todaaaaay hahahah im dying lmao
Are you fluent in corpo bs speech?
Well they had already hit it and it wasnt till hours later lmao, the client did restore the original posts but man it's a bad image
Still not fix coop in MCC pc?
Define fix (As in what is broken about it)
Well the agent is technically not from my office so officially it's not really my problem as there's other SME's for the region, they're the ones that have to deal with the headache hahah
I sympathize with that aggravation: not your individual blunder, yet heat from client for your company.
however collectively its still my problem since we're the team handled with the contract work in general lmao
exactly
coop mcc is so buggy
constant lagging for everyone at the same time, it's a sad kind of funny
The pains of Lockstep
I have just discovered I am NOT meant for ranked Tactical.
Now that being said according to the client my team in particular is a godsend lmao, we don't have an appeals system - which is unusual in itself for an SLA, so we have to constantly drill agents lmao
Had players aimbotting and spawn camping my team lmao.
Even at LAN Co-Op
yeah I very much doubt they're cheating
tac slayer players are another level good at tac slayer.
just knowing spawns and keeping the left stick still
it's funny how all the cheater allegations are only in swat, you kinda know they're not gonna be right
huh?
Tac players make me cry until they challenge the 1v1 and its normal settings and their peak shooting doesn't serve them well in attrition settings hahaha
Idk man, had guys known where I was when I was behind cover and crouching lol. I'll stick with things that I'm actually good at.
You don't? So you just hope to catch a bad judgment call from a frontline agent?
I don't blame you for not playing swat ngl
We basically do post-quality coaching and basically say 'this is what the scenario suggests versus policy, and here's the example, i understand why you do x but client guidance is this / that / other'
I had a few recordings of players shooting at walls of team mates across map out of sight
Honestly, I wish the custom games worked for me. I enjoy customs much more than I enjoy the actual game modes, but they're fun anyways.
It's also why we enforce questions as much as possible to prevent the bad judgement calls
That scope of final decision power in frontline hands makes me jittery lol
Brb.
This makes me understand better why it would be awesome for you to achieve that policywriting position: steers an especially large amount of decision-making, it seems like.
Hello!
DARKKKKKK
It's been a long while!
What's up!
Much more relaxed after taking a break from infinite and this discord for 3 weeks haha
That's really good to hear, man. Very happy for you getting to turn off for a while and recharge.
Work been stressful but all changed this week with a new temporary lawyer and 1 colleague returning to work
Actually, policy is usually broadstroked, but what we'd like is more clear examples. We can only do baseline policy violations because honestly thats the majority of what we get and what policy is designed towards. A lot of the more grey area cases are up to interpretation, the context its in, and whether or not the client wants something like that on the platform.
I need to do the event challenges
Hate speech is always a toss up because when we get long winded posts we have to make the call as to wheter an identity is actually under attack or if it's just a user opinion.
It just seems like kind of a tall order to entrust frontline agents with not just policy-guided decision trees, but having in mind the sort of "culture" of the client too in where they tip on grey areas.
Couple in that we don't have an actual slur list, which i understand but sometimes it causes people missing it lmao
That's why you're a godsend I guess.
What in the world are you talking about
And don't you worry @bronze breach , others have taken up your flag of keeping the rest of us informed about how matches are playing out lol
A lot of people claims its freedom of speech. But they don't understand they have that right till they abuse it to cause harm
I work in content moderation for social media and im whinging about stuff HAHAHA
👍
Ah, nightmare job.
Let it out brother. You're improving quality of life for many of us.
Yeah we tend to not give a rats about that. Private platforms are not subject to that law, plus the US isn't the only place in the world lmao
Users agree to obey the rules when they make an account so they cant cry when they say something that goes against policy lol
Well, in my world, yesterday's call went well and now 2 of the 3 owners are in favor of a final ultimatum and ready to walk if not fulfilled.
It's shocking how much effort it takes to convince someone that something is a bad idea lmao
glad it went well for you though
...but then literally minutes later I got a call from a client who will have 72 hrs to review a $12MM acquisition agreement before signing. So my weekend is shot.
And it's the weekend, so I can't get title searches from my people.
the cost of living
omg darth
I actually cut the rate for the weekend work in exchange for being retained on his subsequent transactions with the sale proceeds. Goodwill magnified by my overtime = multiple times more work at full rate.
@hasty zinc we up boi?
YOU DIDNT RESPOND TO ANY HAPPY BDAY
Ah a very much 'ill scratch your back here by undercutting competition if you agree to keep me in on this for the best advice'
Yeah, when a client feels like you're their saving angel, they're much more loyal and you don't have to make an effort to get repeat cases from them. I always try to see where the soil is richest to plant goodwill leading to better casework.
Yeah just good compromising at that point.
It's at least a better approach than most, which is to see urgency as an opportunity extract higher fees.
Means more networking opportunities and more clients
Too right. People ultimately make decisions by emotion, and a friend telling them "use this guy" is the most persuasive form of advertising.
but a $12MM deal with 72 hrs to review 
LOVE
CIRC background best background
I cannot speak businessese to save my life, but I can guarantee any client I could not just clean up their platform but advise future proofing for their policies down the line
Working under facebook first taught me quite a tonne about how content moderation policy works
I think your colleagues will benefit greatly--even if they don't know that it's attributable to you--from your experience informing how you write policy.
for what its worth, AI can't do all that much in the same field, I know a lot of people refer to it being the future but really it's not.
You can't teach an automated system to learn contextual scenarios
The basic stuff yeah, but complex cases still require human eyes
I use wallpaper engine from steam for my backgrounds
Exactly. There's a wall eventually where intricacy of decision trees cannot arise to human judgment.
As things get more advanced what I do see happening is there's a higher chance of those complex cases, which, is starting a little.
particularly when human judgment calls may result in an emotional reaction that causes the company to lose a client via humans deciding to separate.
Automated moderation is as limited as the information it's fed lmao
I think automation will help with a lot more of the sensitive content, especially if it's already been tagged and proper authorities are aware of what has been posted.
Cleans up a hell of a lot of issues for Human moderators where emotional judgement will get obstructed
definitely playing with NA players is NOT enjoyable
Definitely, way faster sorting.
I also cry when my ping jumps to 100+
My ping is, commonly, over 160
even reaching +200, 210, or 240
Brother how, you are closer than I am and I get 140 at worst
outside of packet loss issues
I'm chilean
Yeah that'll do it. Condolences
local network? What's that? 
Had a friend in a similar boat, he was a few miles north and based in Venezuela
playing with other players in the same server as I should (Brazilian servers)
Those lobbies must be wild af
not wild... DEAD
I'm in the USA & have a 3 min wait time at the moment in que
in SA, you must play COD, FIFA, Fortnite or LOL, and nothing else
LATAM league lobbies must be the most confusing team configs ever lmao. Several ways of saying 'hah' and everyone gets it, but one bit of misplaced grammar goes from you complimenting someone to calling them a bag of pp
well, and also South American players are die-hard Sony lovers
FIFA?!?... is that a new type of WiFi?
well blame that on fifa accessibility
which sony had first these last 2 generations lmao
South Americans are die-hard football/soccer fanboys
It is lucky they know Nintendo
Everything Sony mades its sacred for them, ESPECIALLY God of War
they love the original Kratos more than the new one
and yes, searching matches at local is useless
I just find a match every million years, on Infinite or MCC
I wish there was an option for custom enemy outline color
bugged in what way? textures ?
i thought they patched that a while back Rip
i guess not lmao, i was even on the roof
@smoky token @hasty zinc https://twitter.com/EliteDangerous/status/1692263551782547898?s=20
LADS
lol they gotta fix that

didja report it? 🙂
no
Please refer to the Halo Support site for additional information and/or to submit a ticket concerning any issues you may be experiencing.
dont know how to
^
okay
Were some textures see-through?
i have a weird issue with my game that i need help with
yes
where can i go to get help?
thank you
Oh yeah, I've seen that
Very weird, it's only happened to me one match
So this was what was found in Wregoe I take it?
sent u a photo

My man Spider-Man
lol
Is this all you have?
Be sure to send that to support too
k
If the vid is bigger than 49 MBs, you can use a tool like 8mb.video
thanks ill try to compress the video
no
Remind me next time I do a woodworking project to test fit everything before confidently drilling the holes for bolts. Now I'm stuck with a hammer and chisel carving out enough room for the nuts to sit because I decided on a whim that offsetting would be a good idea
aw nuts!
I learned about this hilarious thing squirrels do in the heat called splooting. First time I'd ever seen it.
apparently it's to cool down
But that looks comfortable right about now
I wouldn’t consider lying on asphalt a concrete strategy
I could definitely go for a splooting
The groundhog always does this too.
The wildlife here are so spoiled: seen like 1 coyote and otherwise no predators. And they know the giant metal animals rolling around each day mean them no harm.
I’m 100% sure there’s cougars here, but they are either really good at hiding or have active camo
I’ve found a fair share of half eaten things that a coyote couldn’t catch
Any news on bot battle being reinstated?
my parents care for and feed a family of groundhogs at their house
they come up on the back deck at the door for food
No news at this time. Can't have nice things because a select few decided to abuse it :^))
oh my gosh do you ever see their babies?
yep
ADORABLE
They need to patch a bug first
If they ever send you pictures, can you post them?
Haha makes sense
we once nursed a baby robin that fell out of the nest back to full health and into adulthood
yeah I will
What the hell did I just watch 😳
I liked bot bootcamp because I could bang out one or two battle pass levels on my lunch break, adding career rank progression was a plus. And then the community had to go and ruin it. Sad!
That is so awesome that they do that and have the know-how.
who knew bots cheated too 😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to befriend some crows but I haven't seen any lately with this heat
They'll poke your eyes out
we could leave for work and school and then come back home and whistle and he would fly back to our finger and we would take him in for the night
oh
my
freaking
gosh
You are living the Snow White dream
it was crazy we fed him mealworms and he would play with our Yorkie outside chasing each other
Did you name him Christopher?
I would have loved to have seen that
Lil Turd?
without the lil part
we named him turdus but took of the us part most of the time as a nickname
Turd is the word

Wow that sounds dreamy.
it was wild
I was definitely expecting that
it fell out of the nest and hurt his leg
the leg never recovered and he always sat on things with only one leg and the other tucked up
Pirate style
Awww
I was out walking the dog and saw it in the grass and scooped him up and the rest was history
I am so glad it happened to be born in your family's yard. Imagine if that happened to him elsewhere.
the other neighbors around us would def not have taken him in
their loss
absolutely
GOD
WHY do I have to REJOIN this server like every 3 months. I don’t even say anything here so I know damn well I’m not getting banned for anything. I’m so sick of losing the Halo emotes. I use them constantly, this is so annoying
you must be doing something wrong
That was LITERALLY my FIRST message EVER in here
I assure you I’ve done nothing wrong
Sometimes I feel like we're sitting in a room having a nice conversation and every once in a while someone pokes their head in suddenly and yells loudly then slams the door.
I can see when you left
I kinda enjoy it
I would love a YT video of this scenario acted out in a real-life situation lol.
There's no auto kick that I'm aware of so 
nope
If I didn't have other things I was working on I'd make a little animation
I’m pretty sure this is the 3rd time I’ve had to rejoin
¯_(ツ)_/¯
At this point needa just DL all the emotes and put them in a private server so I stop losin them
I only see one leave and one rejoin under your name
How will you celebrate your quintiversary?
no one has kicked or banned you ever.
hmm
Make sure your actually joined to the server and not just guest browsing? I know that's a thing some kind of way
a vow of silence for one year
Upon joining just now
literally put itself back in my favourites list. It’s not like I was guest browsing. It literally only happens with this server
Why punish us for your 5x anniversary?
I'd be doing y'all a favor tbh
I miss playable elites
Well, you said vow. You never said you were a perfect vow-keeper.
I disagree
By the way, if you guys have not yet checked the show Warrior on HBO Max, I'm almost done with Season 1 and it is phenomenal.
takes place in post-Civil War San Francisco's Chinatown. The action is awesome, the setting is interesting, and the story draws you in.
based on show concepts written by Bruce Lee
Added to the queue 
hey i made the cut
Hope you enjoy it! It's also a great sit-down-with-dinner-and-turn-something-on show.
Well now I’m sold lol
did you finish whatever it was before your sub ran out
or runs out
That's what I'm doing right now lol. There's 10 ep per season so I'll be smooth. It really is very good.
And the fact that a couple of the leads are hecking cute does not hurt lol
lmao
the little inside-the-episode bit after each episode is very interesting.
gives some historical perspective sometimes that is not often shown in textbooks
What Halo Games do you prefer? I honestly prefer Halo CE, 2, 3, Reach, Odst.
spartan strike
Honestly? It's not terrible.
Halo Reach. If 4 had Bungie art style, I'd prefer that one too. If 5 was properly ported to PC, that one too
True
I enjoy Halo Infinite
👍
2 is my favorite
sometimes
Honestly infinite could be the best one. Give it 2 more years maybe
Or 3.
It also needs a campaign DLC or at least adding the wild life back that was cut.
Reach is my go to. Or CE.
why is the BR like the standard gun now? instead of the AR??
i really dont like the BR...
BR in Halo 3 was god tier
it was pretty good but rthe crosshairs were way too big in that game looking back
rocket sized crosshairs on everything
i hate the BR so much..
and i hate the bandit even more...
i miss every shot and idk why
Sounds like lack of aim
Or The DMR was also god tier. Not the bandit though.
go to the weapon drill mode in academy and see if aim assist is working
im on PC Kbm
It's called spray and pray tyvm
should still have stickiness.
if you're seeing it in academy but not in gameplay, it's possible the network performance is impacting aa.
Hello Hello what's up?
What I would like 343 to do is make some armor obtainable through the campaign like for instance: the scout helmet should be by obtaining a kill from 1,000m away
like having helmets behind achievements would be cool
I know man like I would rather have a fun challenge behind armor besides yet another battle pass
Any idea when PvE is going to be added to Infinite's Forge mode?
Fair enough.
i see 0 aim assist, nor do i want any
I prefer the FPS ones
Cortana or Iratus?
Who is Iratus ? I didn't play Infinite yet
Some crazy AI lol
Banished AI in multiplayer storyline
Actually, now I think about it, where did the banished even come from? They just appeared in Halo wars 2 and for some reason appeared in Infinite...
I think that's just on the books
Or the comics
It was explained… in halo wars 2…
They did explained in Halo wars 2 how the banished formed
Like it is literally in the game
I know. I mean where in the original games did they appear??
Nowhere. Chances are, 343 just pulled them out of thin air.
You can see how Atriox rebelled the covenant and got where he got
How do I swap current grenade type if I have two of them on keyboard?
bought a new monitor and theres a line of dead pixels
💀
monitors can't be bought, only rented at exorbinate rates
Pretty sure you can just check your settings
"Greetings! I'm 343 Guilty Spark! Someone has released the flood, quickly, we must hurry!"
You think there’s any cults that support the flood
There was one within the Covenant
That's what I did, and It seems I am blind. Because I couldn't find it.
I wouldn't ask it in chat if Immediately found the solution by checking my settings. (Wow, who could have guessed)
The closest I got is something called equipment switching, that takes my 1, 2, 3, 4 keys and makes literally nothing
That's for campaign
where in ce did the brutes appear???
nowhere. Chances are, bungi just pulled them out of thin air
where in CE did the prophets????? appear?????????
nowhere. Chances are, bojangles just pulled them out of thin air
etc etc
@TIGR definitely. HiddenXperia did a video on both Human and Covenant cults that worship the Flood
When you think about it… most of lore is pulled out of thin air🤣
pretty much how it goes in general
Yeah
plus, just like with Jul mdama's covenant, one can imagine that a massive organization like the covenant would break into splinter factions
A lot of lore they just "made up" is also explained in Halo Encyclopedia, I highly recommend. Great lore dives and info
of course hw2 makes it pretty clear how the banished came about in game
I thought that little bit about the Covenant not being able to stop Atriox was slightly goofy
Other than that it was awesome background info
Mmm i chalk that up to a somewhat bad explanation/unclear meaning on the game's part
Probably
i think it's more meant that Atriox was able to lay low and gather power even under the covenant without them stopping him
Probably just a low priority target since they were busy glassing us into oblivion is what they meant
yea
I’d pay to see Shipmaster and the bois take him on
He was also pretty high rankng being in the Bloodstars, the hierarchs must not have thought about an uprising from SpecOps
I hope we see a Prelate in a video or the games one day
fr
Thatd be sick for chief or someone else to fight especially since Prophets are canonically weak so seeing an augmented one would be amazing
so we need a badass prophet with muscles on muscles and finger lasers. Got it.
Only one survived after the infection of High Charity, and he's in a book, Shadow of Intent. Good book
Divine Wind too. Highly recommend if you haven’t checked it out yet
Also with Half Jaw a main character is great
Prelates are very interesting
Pingas
Is It A Bug That The Halo Infinite Pelican Have No Front Landing Gear Sitting On Its Front Gun?
Ever since I updated infinite it keeps crashing 🥹
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Dear Fiesta gods: Stop giving me skewers. I do not like using Skewers. Half of the weapons I’ve spawned with last match were skewers.
Dear Fiesta gods: Please give Servanious Skewers in EVERY match of Fiesta he plays.
Dear Fiesta gods: also please give Servanious only plasma pistols alongside the skewers in every match of fiesta he plays
Dear Fiesta gods: on top of this, only give them threat seekers in every match of fiesta he plays
Dear Fiesta gods: also please give Revenant only ravager rebounds and diminishers of hope in every match of Fiesta he plays
Dear Fiesta gods: please also give spartans one-use boots that fall apart after every match and you have to complete a challenge to get a new pair of boots
I think there were nike shoes like that
that fell apart after a race
Wouldn’t surprise me, my last pair fell apart in just a few months
I have wanted to have more Halo games based around the home worlds of the covenant species, the prophets in particular.
(please remember to disable the @ tag for staff, tom 🙂 )
Sorry.
Dear Halo gods: please make every single halo game completely unplayable, and make it so players have to pay for their Spartan to wear armor, and please divert the funds to me (I am extremely greedy please give me money).
no worries 🙂
Steroid prophet with his finger lasers shall revive the covenant single-handedly. And if you stand in his way he will send you on the great journey by way of his boot.
Marvin Mobuto will use his Lazer eyes to stop him! (Super Man versus the bad guy that shoots lasers out of his eyes)
Waiting for 343 to do a Devin Townsend collab and bring Ziltoid the Omniscient to the Haloverse
I know about 4 words in that sentence
Look up Ziltoid the Omniscient
It's like operatic space metal - a concept album
i looked at a cheaters MM history and it looks like he just started cheating yesterday 🤣 has skins too
I like Solar Winds
the book?
What book?
@normal owl
I think its the title of a halo book
Anyone excited for starfield it looks fun but I dont think i have the time for it lol
Weeeeewww
I'm excited to see how it plays but like you said, dont think I have time for it right now. Hope people like it though.
get new balance instead, really durable, in my case at least
if you want built to last, get Thorogood shoes
godly build quality
Are those official starfield Xbox drive
same I wish i had time at least its on game pass so i can try it out
lately with the time i do have for video games id rather play multiplayer games
I'm eager to see if they can hold up to all the things they promised. Just seems to good to be true, but it has been in development for years so just maybe.
itll probably launch rough then get better over 2 years like every other game lol
That was my last ones, but I currently have a pair of Saucony TR13s that have lasted 5 years and counting 
im not a super shoe enthusias, if theyre comfy and durable they work fine for me
want to hear something funny about it?
you can't run starfield on it because starfield only supports SSDs 
You already know there’s gonna be at least one person who didn’t realize that and complains
oh for sure
Aegis how could they do this
the nerve smh
I spent one quatribillion dollars and I can't run it?

I was glad to pick up the controller at least. It’s too nice
A bit surprising that the triggers were transparent but I dig it
is it an elite or just a normal one
Normal, wireless
cool cool
literally predatory fomo
With video games, it’s usually too good to be true. Usually.
bro. i thought this was a community for halo players aka real people men and female, mostly men,.. not douchebags
💀 Please open the door and leave, thanks anticipated.
What

Can someone help me find this halo animation I remember
I can't remember the name but I can explain it
It's got like a bunch of people on halo 4 big team battle and their yelling about being pinned down
And you just here, "don't worry guys. I gotcher back"
And a guy valiantly drives a mongoose forward only to get hit by a tankshell
That was the whole thing but I cannot find it for the life of me
Hey guys how’s ur day going
Great sir hbu
Do you have a song you prefer the halo2 original over the remastered version of halo2a?
…what
genuinely confused
All of them, although H2A does slap
H2A’s trapped in amber is phenomenal, the female vocals hittt
Very unproductive overall, but it's not the end of the world
Huh, finally, a good reason to upgrade.
Trenches beat mullets
yeah sure it's a great chorus
Don't you have a music you prefer in the classic version over the remaster?
I prefer reclaimer over genesong.
Will the Mark VII get a Mark VI Helmet variant aswell in the future ?
Man Ranked Swat got me playing Ranked but the constant 200ms that’s not it chief
That would be cool ig
Is there another way to download that Halo 80's magazine kit? They link that they tweeted doesn't work for me.
the 1000x speed over disks wasn’t a good enough reason?
it does, try a different browser
chrome doesn't like it
or you can grab it in #announcements
here: #announcements message
I've had both types in every computer I've owned since 2016. Just haven't bothered to fully rollover since tech is expensive.
H3 Rat is popular in the magazines
I prefer all the classic tracks
And, frankly, my life's been a spending spree as of late and it's making me start to freak out.
Just dropped $3k on this semester before books and the VA is being a pain as usual so I don't even get rent money, let alone reimbursement.
Not a vent, just grousing about VA being useless.
am i allowed to ask people if they want to play with me here?
Amusingly I'm one of the least broken vets I know
Because I actually listened to guidance regarding safety and worked in a motor pool
Barely even have tinnitus
You see, that's where you messed up!

it's halo dude
what do you even expect at this point
How do I look for a BTB group here? 😄
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I can’t believe we still doing have join back in progress in this game when it’s industry standards witb the amount the game crashes on pc it’s so annoying losing a big rank points for something not your fault
This is beautiful...but will only go great with my XB1 🐢
on mcc i only bought the halo reach portion, do i need to buy the entire mcc to have the battler pass?
That worked thank you!
You'll see challenges unlock Spartan Points, and the ways to unlock it (game dependant)
so i dont unlock the battle pass until later?
You bet! For some reason Chrome doesn’t like the twitter short link
odd, upon opening the game i do not have to option to the battle pass anywhere
I haven't experienced your situation so I'm shooting from the hip 😦

i can send you a screen shot in dms of what im looking at so u can see my perspective
Yeah, but I still get GI Bill.
College go brrrrrrr
Unless they decide to keep giving me the stick because some guy can't be bothered to look at his email.
Chat just realized if you leave a negative tip
The order is free!
can someone help me with why my mcc on steam does not have the battlepass
My best friend had his full scholarship paid for by the military and every semester was bureaucratic hell, mostly on the army's side
As the guy who would often help him out to solve it: I get your pain 
Uuuuh
Howdy
how do u gain xp in event? on infinite
Check you challanges.
Do those. Ex; "Earn 1500 points in PvP".
Each challange does one level of the event pass.
ty
Anyone in here come from h3 days?
Praise be to halo 3
hi
me

Oh, they're not here lol
Dang 😂
@hasty zinc just wanted to say congrats on becoming staff, we chatted a few times a year or two ago when you were a regular
Hi guys! 

Howdy
Why is the 8tb one so much bigger then the 5tb one 
Yo
finally got another piece of the puzzle, i keep forgetting about this so my progress resets
Maybe it’s running in a RAID config lmao
It's just unnecessarily gigantic lmao
RAID config for something that plugs in through USB doesn't make much sense
also why are they selling hdd game drives for the xbox series s/x if you aren't even gonna be able to install xbox series s/x games on it 🤔
only way you can is with one of those 1tb expansion card things afaik
You can store series x/s games on hdd. You just can’t launch them from it
but not being able to launch or play games from it kinda defeats the purpose no?
yes i know xone/one x games work but with a new gen console i wanna play the series s/x versions so
Not really. You can always just import games between internal ssd and external hdd and it doesn’t take long. Definitely better option if you don’t have very fast internet connection
Using a hard drive to store games you then move to an SSD to play makes sense if you have a hard drive lying around i guess
buying a hard drive for that purpose though?
not entirely, plus you wear down the SSD much faster.
and afaik the ssd's on series s/x's aren't user replaceable
I mean I get the logic it just falls apart when you consider the price difference there is between a 1TB Hard Drive and 1TB Gen 4 SSD
how does that make it fall apart lol?
huh
It was a joke
what other option do you have if you have a 500GB Series S and you wanna play more then 3-4 games?
I still don't have this
1tb gen 4 ssd's are $50
obviously its not ideal but that's why people are gonna be using hard drives with their Series console
but you can't use them on the series s/x due to the expansion card slot really being the only way to get more storage for it so you can play games
which are extremely expensive
thats literally what im saying Nighter, nobody is buying a hard drive to store games other then Series console owners who have to pay extortionate prices for extra storage
like $280 for a 2tb expansion card for the series s/x
its basically a solution to a problem Xbox created by using proprietary expandable storage
and then sticking Starfield branding on it
I don't think you read the entire convo otherwise you would've already realized I said Idk why they're still selling hdd's if you can't play the series s/x games directly off of them
i did read the conversation, you just assumed im disagreeing with you for some reason

1tb expansion card for $150 is your only real option unless you wanna get the 512GB option that's cheaper but still cost $80
also I wouldn't be surprised if people still buy them to store XONE/XONE X games, I have a 2TB external hdd that I used just for that on my xone.
been thinking about getting a used XONE X or a new XSS tho, only thing putting me off is for a XSS Idk what games I'd really play on it & the XONE X can do Halo 5 at 4k.
the bizarre part to me is doing a hard drive with starfield branding is its just highlighting how the expansion cards are extortionately priced. you'd think Xbox's marketing team would realise that
you using the edge browser and going to bing.com?
Yep, I've got the new sidebar UI but not the puzzle. Weird
damn
honestly i recommend an cheap external SSD for Xbox One games at this point. I don't have any games on my One X's hard drive anymore because they load a fair bit faster off an external SSD and I had a spare one
afaik the reason they're so expensively priced is literally just because of the CFexpress standard they went with for some odd reason
it's mainly just meant to be a thing used in cameras (the many storage formats that exist for cameras is wild & CFexpress is trying to standardize it)
so I have no idea why MS opted for it with the Xbox game consoles
i recommend the One X if you can get a decent price for it. You miss out on FPS boost but otherwise its a great way to play the past two generations of games, especially titles like RDR which aren't on PC


