#general-chat

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normal owl
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...as long as they maintain their Gold subscription of course.

unique vigil
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Imagine if it has Stick drift tho

winter flame
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British military uses Xbox controllers at least 😄

bronze breach
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No I use n64 controller man

hasty zinc
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yeah but the issue is that controller is a like an old logitech gamepad using wireless and is known to have connection issues to the dongle

unique vigil
obsidian wyvern
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idk if making a joke about the controller will be considered dark

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for this server anyway

bronze breach
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Man something is wrong with me, dont feel like playing infinite. After 2 matches I feel drained

obsidian wyvern
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dark let's play

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you carry me in btb

normal owl
unique vigil
bronze breach
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I'm done lol, feel so drained after 2 btb matches postums

obsidian wyvern
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noob

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where's icky

safe dawn
bronze breach
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Bruh you'll end up carrying me. I'm terrible!

obsidian wyvern
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I'm not hearing anything about you being bad

safe dawn
sturdy hedge
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not everything needs to be controlled by an xbox controller, like that latest incident right now with a titan subarmine

obsidian wyvern
safe dawn
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k

bronze breach
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Nah. I hide and shoot than push and die.smirkle

safe dawn
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dm me when u ready, i need to finish somn first

winter flame
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First step is to stop hiding

sturdy hedge
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saw the design and that is a deathtrap through and through having a wireless controller to operate inside of it

normal owl
unique vigil
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I always push on btb, I only play for kills

obsidian wyvern
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how do you get a millionaire by just hiding, I refuse to believe it

unique vigil
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Hate btb slayer tho

bronze breach
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If I push to kill, I end up dying

obsidian wyvern
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killionaire

bronze breach
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Wasp on oasis obviously even though it had a low ceiling smirkle

sturdy hedge
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if its zombies, they just come to you, just have enough ammo

winter flame
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U will only learn through pain

unique vigil
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I push the zombies because they expect you to camp

winter flame
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Reverse uno

unique vigil
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I hate camping sm

sturdy hedge
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although for me i'm more devious than that, i always rush for the active camo and hunt zombies

bronze breach
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Well recon hiding isnr working anymore since I found enemy comes to my team bases and camps there for people staying there lol

unique vigil
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That's what I do, hunt for the good things

sturdy hedge
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And also i wanna shoot every idiot who grabs the ammo crate only to drop the gun on the floor for another one

bronze breach
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That's me

sturdy hedge
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Alright turn around and kneel

bronze breach
shut nymph
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Does the new season suck

sturdy hedge
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I'm enjoying it so far its not any worse than before

tight remnant
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It's nice and fun and forge stuff yay but the worst thing about it is the story

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cutscenes and stuff

shut nymph
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is custom games still dead or is there a decent pop?

bronze breach
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Play it yourself and form your own opinion

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About s4

unique vigil
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Idrc about dying because both playing and being a zombie is fun, actually wanna be a zombie with the translocator

bronze breach
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Its only been 24 hrs

sturdy hedge
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Only thing i dont like is the best piece for hazmat armor is locked behind a paywall. It's blasphemy that we don't get the crowbar as part of the season unlocks

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The most essential tool for any hazmat suit operations

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A crowbar good at opening boarded up places, opening crates, and alien skulls

tight remnant
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Anyone else like 'addicted' with player score?

sturdy hedge
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not really, do we even get anything for it?

tight remnant
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Career

weary hound
tight remnant
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But you cant put cat ears or other stuff on it 😦

pulsar cobalt
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yeah huge shame

round laurel
# tight remnant Anyone else like 'addicted' with player score?

I like numbers going up so yes. I just enjoy the aspect that we may get a merit based reward in the future that's majorly visible, such as an armour piece. If not, the rank is a representation of how much time someone has put into the game and that's something I also appreciate.

hexed knot
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new infinite update made the game unplayable- it literally just crashes on launch
tried uninstalling and reinstalling, verifying game files, moving to a different drive, giving it more ram and cores in the launcher, updated drivers, updated windows, restarted computer, nothings worked

hasty zinc
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did you submit a support ticket? it's something they are looking into

tight remnant
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I'm a lowly staff sergeant right now 😦

timber charm
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Jus need rewards to hit max rank

hexed knot
hasty zinc
sage hare
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@bronze breach Good shot.

hexed knot
hasty zinc
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you're welcome 🙂

round laurel
tight remnant
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Silver only

fleet bluff
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Finally got a good team of randos in ranked after two hours of wondering if people remember how to play Halo and my power went out for just a second due to the storm 😂 i knew it was too good to be true haha

round laurel
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Damn, that's quite a pace, Pins.

bronze breach
round laurel
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Racing to reach Hero? helmet

livid nova
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Mint Blitz is probably gonna have it tomorrow

worthy ginkgo
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forest is so fun

pulsar cobalt
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Pins before sweating haha

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😂

round laurel
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He's Cadet Gold.

dreamy stirrup
versed dirge
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Where can I go for a group in mcc? Im new

pulsar cobalt
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I just want rewards for the progression mostly armour and coatings

naive ivy
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ocupo un clan que este mas a mi nivel estoy con pura bestia onyx

livid nova
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I might try and go for a high rank this season in ranked arena

naive ivy
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ascending baseline van a jugar en arlington lol

livid nova
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But then again im still quite rusty, so idk if its a good idea

round laurel
naive ivy
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I'm looking for a clan with platinum lvl players Im on one with too of a high level

tight remnant
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I'd like to be it asap.

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I'm at 62 on the battle pass right now

livid nova
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Career rank doesnt reset does it?

tight remnant
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Nope

naive ivy
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get a job

round laurel
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Lol

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What?

naive ivy
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just kidding

inner trench
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anyone else having forge crash?

livid nova
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Happens for me but its probably because my series x keeps disconnecting from my wifi

inner trench
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Im on Pc and it just randomlu frezzes for a sec then hard crash

naive ivy
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if I get a 120 hz monitor is the max allowed right since this game runs at 120 fps if I get one for 240 hz is just wasting money

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did I get it right

livid nova
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IDK, im on xbox and highest i can get is 120

naive ivy
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anyone knows if I can get highwer on pc

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I am on xbox too but may get a pc

weary hound
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Anyone else getting an “action needed: update your username”?

naive ivy
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what do you mean getting a pc

unique vigil
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I might be able to check if my gpu will allow. I'm typically at 70fps although I have a 144hz monitor

molten pelican
naive ivy
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or a 120 monitor

weary hound
dreamy stirrup
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go ask discord

molten pelican
brave prairie
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Discord is making users switch to usernames because “it’s easier to find”

winter flame
weary hound
unique vigil
brave prairie
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Why would discord block you

fickle drift
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So pick your own now.

molten pelican
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vL Perks will become FantasticMushroom10

weary hound
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Nvm u guys can go back to ur convo, ok fine I’ll get rid of my precious leaf

brave prairie
winter flame
weary hound
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😭

fickle drift
molten pelican
winter flame
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i see

molten pelican
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the update is useless imo lol

brave prairie
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Agreed

safe dawn
molten pelican
safe dawn
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i just kept the discriminator, but with an underscore instead of # bc u cant put those :|

molten pelican
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I see

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I wonder if anyone has taken spork

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I got nontoxicspork but I might change it

winter flame
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u didnt try spork?

molten pelican
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no bc at the time I liked nontoxicspork

winter flame
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if it wasn't taken then it probs is now

molten pelican
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eh not a big deal for me

livid nova
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Only been back for a day, still rusty, about to reenter ranked arena

hasty zinc
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glhf

molten pelican
winter flame
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try ranked slayer

hasty zinc
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ranked infection smirkle

livid nova
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i liked objective modes too

unique vigil
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Yeah, people also sniping discord names to sell them

winter flame
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same but ranked slayer is basically social but with SBMM and Bandit replacing sidekick

livid nova
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Yeah I dont like the bandit

unique vigil
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I like the bandit now, did the weapon practice thing with it for like 2 hours and now I'm pretty good with it. Hated it until that

winter flame
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i accidentally bought dark chocolate with wholenuts 😭

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not as bad as i thought it would bee tho

unique vigil
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Dark chocolate is better anyways

livid nova
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I just havent gotten used to using the DMR without a scope, it feels unnatural

molten pelican
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dark chocolate is best

pulsar cobalt
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i've done a mistake purchase and found out it was real good haha

livid nova
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I like both dark and milk

molten pelican
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I like sandwiches

winter flame
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they dont have much flavour, its just adds a slightly nutty taste but with a lot of crunch

livid nova
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I like the BR way more

unique vigil
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Honestly the needle rifle (I forgot the name) is great at no scoping

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Close range

winter flame
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the needle rifle from reach

naive ivy
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it's the meme gun

molten pelican
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skyfi cooking up an essay

naive ivy
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it's pretty solid in closed quarters only

forest lagoon
# weary hound Nvm u guys can go back to ur convo, ok fine I’ll get rid of my precious leaf

Huh? That's not updating your name the way they want you too. Just go through the process.
You know how your name is "vL Perks🍀⃤#7619" but your server name here is "vL perks"?

You are going to update to "vL Perks🍀⃤#7619" to something else (possibly like "vlperks", but your display name can still have the clover or you can set that to be a specific server nickname

hasty zinc
unique vigil
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The plasma pistol is so underrated now

winter flame
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underpowered*

bronze breach
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19-9, im quitting for the day before i go negative

winter flame
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the og was actually better then the current iteration

unique vigil
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Nah it's actually op

winter flame
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charge up time means u have to walk around with it charged up to actually use it

molten pelican
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oh, you meant op

unique vigil
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You can only use the charged, you charge it and then swap to your bandit

winter flame
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it takes so long

unique vigil
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Like 2 shot someone

forest lagoon
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That's called a noob combo

winter flame
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i cant be waiting for it to charge up for that long

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i use to always use it on OS players

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but now i dont even bother

unique vigil
forest lagoon
unique vigil
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It's good tho lol

winter flame
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in arena the amount of time it takes to charge up means by the time you see the OS guy you have no time to charge it. and if you just walk around with it charged up, OS guy is gonna hear u

forest lagoon
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That's why it's called that. It's a good and easy way to down someone

obsidian wyvern
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its just the name of it hidden

unique vigil
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Oh I don't play arena. Only btb and infection now

molten pelican
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hey hidden thats jus the name of it

winter flame
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its honestly one of the few tweaks 343 have done to the sandbox i dont like. i actually think the PP was good at launch. The buff was too much and the nerf has just made it really annoying to use outside of camp/baiting

unique vigil
winter flame
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cant be used aggressively anymore

molten pelican
unique vigil
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I only believe things on the 4th time

bronze breach
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So there is pelican drops on skar but not breaker? Odd

forest lagoon
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There's even a medal for it in halo 5 iirc

winter flame
obsidian wyvern
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breaker too small

molten pelican
bronze breach
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Skar seems so compact I'm suprised the pelican even manage to fit

shell agate
bronze breach
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Also not a fan of pelican viewable through walls.

winter flame
unique vigil
shell agate
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Oh yeah I see

molten pelican
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no way, spork wasnt taken?

unique vigil
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Used to be great with it but not anymore

molten pelican
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wait

bronze breach
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I will take it

forest lagoon
unique vigil
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I'll pick it over the AR tho

shell agate
unique vigil
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I usually instantly get rid of the AR

molten pelican
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aesthetic

shell agate
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The AR is a beast in close range, but past medium I almost exclusively use whatever precision weapon I use (normally the sidekick)

winter flame
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The AR may be worse then the side kick in every situation but the brain power required to use the sidekick is too much at times. just make sure i shoot first and i melt with AR

unique vigil
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Like it's good but not for my style

fickle drift
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We should make a channel for AI Halo art

obsidian wyvern
dreamy stirrup
fickle drift
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ok

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thx

forest lagoon
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I think there's a thread there with that already if you look and want to add to it

fickle drift
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thats cool

smoky token
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@hasty zinc did you FSS every system on your way to the anchorage

candid solar
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AI art is anything but.

dreamy stirrup
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not super interested in having that debate here tbh.

i'm aware people are going to use the tools and post it so as long as they are calling out that it's AI generated then fine.

that's about the long and short of it here please and thank you 🙂

candid solar
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Understood.

normal owl
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Cannot wait to make myself giant BLT wraps tonight.

normal owl
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You could say that my wraps are fire.

smoky token
# hasty zinc yes

how long do you think the trip would have taken without doing that? how much would you have made if you didn’t?

molten pelican
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attorney can you make me some pls

normal owl
hasty zinc
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some people say around a week/week and a half with 3-4 hours per day

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look up the neutron superhighway

neon halo
molten pelican
brisk flicker
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How do carrear ranks work

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Why am i bronze?

winter flame
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u play and number goes up

brisk flicker
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Ok then

winter flame
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no problem

obsidian wyvern
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we had like 7 people in there at the end

bronze breach
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Making content is expensive.

winter flame
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is it in a super bundle

bronze breach
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Think of it as the price of making it from scratch

pulsar heron
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keep it constructive please

bronze breach
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Hazmat is original

winter flame
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5 was pretty original i think, then for infinite they decided to go back to a more classicish style

pulsar heron
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its in the rules. i'd advise you give them a read over again if you cant remember them

winter flame
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its a shame 5 didnt get more support for people who like its unique style

jade gust
tardy radish
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Multiplayer is somehow worse.

bronze breach
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I liked the mp and warzone I actually miss spartan barging

hasty zinc
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if you have gamepass ultimate you can get it for $31.47 USD with the discounts

obsidian wyvern
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hazmat haven is 3 bundles put together. the bundles separately are the normal price, i dont get whats so hard to see

jade gust
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Also gotta say, I've been having loads of fun with infection so far. Need to learn all the hiding spots though

obsidian wyvern
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behemoth is hard to play on

winter flame
obsidian wyvern
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theres loads of ammo but nowhere to kinda sit and focus on one spot

bronze breach
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Yes.

winter flame
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nice, good to see

obsidian wyvern
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hey slip

hasty zinc
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if you have the battlepass you can get it even cheaper since you earn credits and the 2000 credit bundle includes 200 extra credits

obsidian wyvern
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you still care about pings?

bronze breach
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Also did athlon got changed to hcs athlon?

hasty zinc
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yes

obsidian wyvern
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damn i shouldve pinged while i could

bronze breach
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RIP

obsidian wyvern
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i wonder if that means zug is gonna have to wait another 4 months

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they dont release new hcs items till a new season

bronze breach
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Maybe it will be a twitch drop tbh

obsidian wyvern
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armour for a twitch drop will be a first

bronze breach
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Halotracker been updated to show the career rank progress

winter flame
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tmw you have to cap your FPS because you dont have AC

tardy radish
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Does rank affect MM?

winter flame
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nope

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there's a hidden skill ranking system since launch that handles MM, and thats used in conjunction with the CSR system for ranked playlists

bronze breach
winter flame
bronze breach
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I personally feel the human eye cant see past 60 fps so I always stuck with it

winter flame
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most monitors suck at anything above 120ish

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just end up with smear due to low pixel response

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but you can actually perceive increased clarity for many hundreds of fps if a monitor can actually refresh that fast

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i would say 100fps is about where things start looking smooth but you can probably see more clarity at like 500hz if it was possible

pulsar cobalt
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Oled is the best to play on

winter flame
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there's ways to trick 1000hz clarity at 240hz but its expensive

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and yah oled have best pixel response / clarity

quiet stream
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Played 2 games of Infection. Boring. Don't like it.

Is there an ETA for Season 5?

winter flame
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i would guess its about a season away

quiet stream
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Which is..... when

amber mirage
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A little under 4 months

stable storm
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I assume the new BTB map just doesn’t exist? 100 percent of the matches I’ve match made into since yesterday evening have been every other map but Scarr. How is that even possible? 😂

hasty zinc
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RNG

smoky token
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Yep

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I got into the map yesterday

winter flame
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maybe there's CGB BTB on it

stable storm
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I kept track. I backed out of 29 matches and gave up.

smoky token
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^

stable storm
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Today I’ve match made 3 times and still no Scarr.

hasty zinc
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so you quit 29 matches just to get one map?

stable storm
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Guess the game just doesn’t want me to play it.

amber mirage
stable storm
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Correct.

hasty zinc
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I hope you don't get it for awhile then

smoky token
amber mirage
smoky token
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Interesting

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I thought CRT was always the one to beat

obsidian wyvern
hasty zinc
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imagine bragging about intentionally ruining games KEK_Rave

amber mirage
obsidian wyvern
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29 games ffs, that's about a third of all my dnfs

tight remnant
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my xbox isnt turning off ahhhh. it crashed and i hit the power button so now its not turning off. i should hard reset it

fickle drift
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How would you not get banned for that

hasty zinc
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dunno, hope they do

fickle drift
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Same, as that’s toxic behavior

tired lynx
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infinite bangs

dire spear
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Question, is anyone having trouble joining a custom?

fluid turtle
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how do you check career progression in game?

pliant hatch
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go to your profile

fluid turtle
steep pine
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We need a halo app so you could see who is actually waiting for matches

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Invasion is taking me like 5 minutes already

pliant hatch
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think invasion has been dead for a good while

fluid turtle
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infestation that is

steep pine
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Man I love this game type

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I think there SURELY are 11 other people on this world consisting of 7b people, who are also waiting for an invasion match

lament solar
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Need flood in campaign

steep pine
amber iris
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Ok guys I’m away, someone give me a season rundown

round laurel
amber iris
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Is it good or is it the opposite of that

round laurel
amber iris
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INFECTION BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

steep pine
lament solar
amber iris
steep pine
steep pine
amber iris
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No

steep pine
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Don't tell me it's dead aswell!

amber iris
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It’s awesome in that game so I’m hoping it’s awesome in infinite too

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I haven’t played yet

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I’m out of state

steep pine
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Jit' travelling

amber iris
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Correct

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In Nashville right now it’s very cool

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Going to Dollywood soon, Dolly Parton is not my cup of tea but roller coasters are so I’m not complaining

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So what’s in the battle pass

fleet bluff
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let me ask all you diamond and onyx players. to get there, did you guys queue solo or premades??

winter flame
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you can solo out of plat

steep pine
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hmmm what's the busiest time of the day for MCC?

winter flame
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with just decent aim and game sense

candid solar
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Hmmmn

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I love the Translocator tbh

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It's problably my single favorite equipment ever

winter flame
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i dont even think you need cracked movement to get out of plat tbh

candid solar
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It sure as hell helps tbf

worthy ginkgo
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its really fun ive had some really good plays with it

amber iris
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INFECTED

winter flame
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game sense is the biggest thing holding plat players back i think

amber iris
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NEW ZOMBIE

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Can’t wait for real

winter flame
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so many diamond players have no game sense and are only there because they can aim and react well

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i have pretty bad game sense tbh

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no idea what to do in oddball still

amber iris
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Gun is gun

earnest umbra
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because most players dont know how the spawns work, they always blame spawns

fleet bluff
# winter flame with just decent aim and game sense

seems I am unlucky then. Because for every win, i get about 3 losses. My aim isn't all that bad usually low 50% range. I hate to be the stereotypical "my tm8s are the problem" person but at least 75% of the time that is true. No game sense, running around the map wildly, ignoring the objective completely. It's super frustrating.

amber iris
winter flame
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like i've spawn next to two enemy players and there's plenty of better options

winter flame
forest lagoon
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Sometimes the rhythm of player movement puts you at a bad position you can't really escape. Sometimes you get spawned in and your team is a ways away from you so you end up basically alone with the enemy rushing with no help near by

hearty cradle
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infection is sucky cause it isn't community infection or just better maps yk

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like community doubles

fickle drift
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I like custom game infection modes better, as the maps were cool (cabins, boats) and the way they boarded up or cut off areas in the mode… meh.

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A friend never had played it on prior halos and I got him to play last night and the map was a poor showing of what infection is

hearty cradle
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I wish that the full halo 5 game was on pc

fickle drift
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Forest is a great infection map tho

candid solar
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Forest is nice, but good lord do I hate it on Behemoth.

winter flame
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pretty much a given community maps will come to infection but they obviously need to see community maps using the new infection mode to evaluate them

fickle drift
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How long does it take for ranked to settle out? Not played a game yet but I saw lucid was in Diamond

safe dawn
winter flame
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for ranked slayer everyone is qualifying much lower

fickle drift
safe dawn
candid solar
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I'm not unfamiliar :P

gritty vortex
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Hello since last update I have not vbeen able to log onto halo. I get a long loading bar something i have never seen across the bottom of screen is bad or no pls help

candid solar
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I'm saying I hate it irrespective of strategy.

winter flame
hearty cradle
fickle drift
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Idk how he makes the game look so easy

safe dawn
fickle drift
winter flame
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insane level of understanding of the game pretty much

candid solar
hearty cradle
gritty vortex
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takes very long time i donot wish to load it for a virus purposes

candid solar
safe dawn
dreamy stirrup
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after an update that first load can take time to compile shaders.

candid solar
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People like to do certain things, and when you can read people, it makes it super easy. If you can read them like a book, you can burn them like one.

safe dawn
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Wat

candid solar
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Mix that with good aim and good understanding of position, and it's an easy recipe for success.

winter flame
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i could still beat lucid in a 1v1 if i had a better gaming chair

candid solar
amber mirage
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I'm illiterate

candid solar
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Oof

gritty vortex
# dreamy stirrup have you let it load?

thank you very mush i waited and its okay i have new amror! thank you for the hlep I was confused for days I dont like things that change my normal you understand? we have multiple people who use our computers. thank yo

dreamy stirrup
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gotcha!

winter flame
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maybe they should have a thing saying "compiling shaders may take a while"

fickle drift
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I've not played much ranked, prolly about 20 games, I just don't see it being possible to get to onxy solo queue

candid solar
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... That's problably why you don't think it's possible.

dreamy stirrup
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where is my skill issue react

elfin glacier
candid solar
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Yes

pliant hatch
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if you're an onyx player, you'll get to it

candid solar
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Eagles are cool, indeed

winter flame
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i believe its progressively got harder to reach onyx, at least that's how im gonna cope with peaking in S2 😄

candid solar
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I know I'm mid tier Plat trash, so I'm content being a lorenerd.

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It's where I placed in Halo 5 and where I placed in Halo Infinite's first season, so I've proved myself to myself as much as I really wanted to.

fickle drift
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When I get onyx players in my team slayer games I can hold my own it's just I don't see how I could do it against 4 that are all talking to eachother

winter flame
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i peaked baby onyx while watching lucid solo queue ranked so maybe find a pro you like and watch them play for a bit

candid solar
elfin glacier
#

The bird which is entrenched

fickle drift
#

None of my friends play halo and there's like 2 looking for group posts for halo in Europe

candid solar
elfin glacier
#

True

winter flame
tiny lake
#

Hey how do I report an issue to staff?

calm fiberBOT
#

For server moderation concerns, please message @bleak yoke.

dreamy stirrup
#

that's only for server related issues, however.

tiny lake
#

Just message it?

candid solar
#

Honestly, I spent most of my time playing in ranked basically being the only person on my team ever actually getting kills on people. 7 losses, 3 wins, and those 3 wins were because a duo left and never got replaced.

dreamy stirrup
#

just DM the bot, yes

tiny lake
#

Thanks 🙏 😊

dreamy stirrup
#

you bet 🙂

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@fresh widget no self promo pls

fluid turtle
#

isnt it that?

dreamy stirrup
#

for what?

hasty zinc
#

imagine doing all this so I can sleep tonight

steady jolt
#

You should see my alias list

fickle drift
#

Infection is chefs kiss there were a few brown trouser moments tonight so many jump scares 😂

candid solar
#

Man I really want that sweet, sweet Didact skin.

steady jolt
#

It's... um... big 😅

dreamy stirrup
steady jolt
#

Samplz

candid solar
#

It's like something I posted like half a year ago in Blender but waaaay freaking better.

hasty zinc
#

spotify has a bug that hides podcasts after updates randomly for users. I lost my sleep noise and the guy has them on his YT but I don't have YT premium to be able to listen with screen off

dreamy stirrup
hasty zinc
#

so now I'm using bash and ytdl to download the 12 hour podcast

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so I can transfer to my phone

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and play it natively

amber mirage
candid solar
#

haha cromchy skullbone

steady jolt
#

I need to update that, cleaned it a little a few weeks back

steep pine
#

holy shish

floral pollen
#

Welp, gotta hop off for tonight, but I love Infection a lot

steep pine
#

MCC Multiplayer on PC is WAY better than on XBOX

pulsar cobalt
#

infection is fun it just needs adjustments

floral pollen
#

Eh, only complaint I have with it is ppl camping, other than that I think its good as is

candid solar
#

Less choke points :3

floral pollen
#

I like the map redesign too

candid solar
#

Camping is 'classic infection', but 'classic' is not always good.

floral pollen
#

Yea

#

Anyway, I do have to go now, so bye

pulsar cobalt
#

I love the mode i just want the zombies speed to be decreased just a little and maybe look into the shroud thing because that's just not fun

candid solar
#

The speed's the best part though

floral pollen
#

Also, when the game reaches Last Spartan Standing:
The hoard converges

pulsar cobalt
#

i understand the shroud is to rush the survivors but i don't know i just think its OP

#

maybe i'm just not used to it yet

fickle drift
hasty zinc
#

too much work

#

yes I realize the irony of that statement

floral pollen
pulsar cobalt
#

but other then that its extremely fun

floral pollen
#

Pretty much

fickle drift
#

It might not even be a thing anymore I just remember being annoyed by it a few years ago

fast dune
#

Is infection good

fickle drift
#

I personally don't like it

hasty zinc
smoky token
#

Dont you love it when you're in a dogfight and the other guy just

#

rams you

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until you are dead

fluid turtle
#

too much halo 1 warthog wars

timber charm
#

brothers im being hackused

#

its the best compliment

stray oasis
#

Just got 50 of our team's 100 kills in BTB slayer

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50-4-9 😂

timber charm
#

nice

#

must be hacking

stray oasis
#

That's what Sam said yesterday when I went 43-0

timber charm
#

this one dude has msged me 20times

stray oasis
timber charm
#

about my hacks

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and his party reported me suppossedly

#

im so well known as a hacker

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4 of his friends have seen me hack

#

in reality im jus an average onyx boi

shell agate
fickle drift
#

I did that twice last night.

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I was LMS both times.

#

In Forest get a turret and go to the one corner on the top side of the ruins and you'll make it almost to the end most of the time until you get overran.

candid solar
fickle drift
#

The spawns are boarded up on that map, but you can punch your way in or out.

safe dawn
#

Sup

hasty zinc
smoky token
#

No lol

#

it was an AI cobra

safe dawn
#

How yall doin

robust fossil
#

Did you know that in the second boss fight in halo infinite i defeated him first time without using a scanner like what i was meant to do. because i didn't know how to switch abilities. This was first try.

smoky token
#

mk III I think

amber mirage
safe dawn
#

Nothin special here folks clear out

hasty zinc
#

or you could let them be happy

#

that's always good

dreamy stirrup
#

dude

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let people be

#

you don't need to rain on someone's parade

robust fossil
smoky token
#

it took me at least 20 tries to kill him my first time

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i was playing on legendary though tbf

hasty zinc
#

do laso and then go for the achievement of the killing blow with a plasma grenade

robust fossil
smoky token
hasty zinc
#

it doesn't have to be laso

#

but it sounds fun

hasty zinc
#

I'm kind of tempted to do it

smoky token
#

what is the required minimum difficulty for it?

hasty zinc
#

any

#

so close

smoky token
#

I could probably finish the rest of my achievements with relative ease

#

I’ve gotten all the hard ones out of the way

hasty zinc
#

the only ones I have left are co-op

fickle drift
#

dang, i only got 38/144 achievements

#

co op ones are gonna be the hardest for sure

robust fossil
#

the hardest mode in multiplayer i say it would be infection specifically as the last survivor.

smoky token
steady jolt
#

I have a few multiplayer ones to get and pretty much all the co-op ones

subtle crow
#

Bruh be goin god mode with those achievements

#

How is everyone doing today?

robust fossil
obsidian wyvern
#

I think I'm gonna go for every single achievement in infinite

#

I was gonna stick at 117 but I accidentally got my 118th one today so might as well

subtle crow
#

Lol. I dont play ranked enough for a good rank. I was diamond 3 on pc. Now I am crap with controller

robust fossil
#

i play only controller

subtle crow
#

I was better on pc. The steady turn sensitivity gets me

#

But I played halo 4 on a new 360 and got all the acievements I could in a single run. I did legendary and whooped them peeps. Actually, I took about 30 hours to beat it because each mission took forever

#

I grind for achievements when I am super bored

robust fossil
#

as a console player i say its almost impossible getting co op achievements.

regal chasm
#

Hey how come MCC reduced the amount of Points you could get per week?

subtle crow
#

I play on console, but the issue is that I beat the infinite campaign about 3 times on LASO and I beat the first mission about 20 times. I am just bored of campaign. It lacks something

#

I think the campaign lacks story

pliant hatch
obsidian wyvern
#

EMBEED

subtle crow
#

Dynf. How many achoevements you have in inf?

obsidian wyvern
#

118

subtle crow
#

I have about 110, or something

#

Does the campaign lack something, tho?

#

For you

obsidian wyvern
#

uh

robust fossil
#

i think the flood could of made a great addition to this game either in the campaign or in infection but the way infection was introduced was great.

pliant hatch
#

haven't done any of the new cheevos for campaign yet

obsidian wyvern
#

I haven't done the party up and seed achievements for multiplayer. I haven't done any of the coop or new ones in general for campaign

subtle crow
#

Well, the flood was killed in halo 3, but the campaign lacks, I think, a story

fickle drift
pliant hatch
#

we could've got space rhinos

robust fossil
#

yeah but i wish some new alien group would join the war because the banished were in a game already.

subtle crow
#

I can skip all the missions, just about, and not feel like I have done anything. Halo 4, for example, had a lot in each mission. It took about an hour to complete some missions on easy, even, with the checkpoints in it

forest lagoon
#

Concept art doesn't say what it's supposed to be like. It's concept art because it's helping conceptualize what it could potentially be and then from their decisions about how it's going to be get made

obsidian wyvern
#

concept art is what it could've looked like

#

should've is different

regal chasm
subtle crow
#

The cov carbine would have been nice. And I wish the bandit had a scope

forest lagoon
#

Do you know how much concept art gets rejected typically?

#

So much!

pulsar cobalt
#

tons

subtle crow
#

Just look at the old sw games

obsidian wyvern
#

zug you had suggestions for infinite right

pliant hatch
subtle crow
#

The have a lot of things that get rejected

obsidian wyvern
forest lagoon
#

That's why they release art books later because some of it is just too cool to share regardless as if it makes the cut or not and it's a shame to have cool stuff only be seen by devs

obsidian wyvern
#

also idk why my embeds aren't working, is anyone else's?

forest lagoon
#

Let me try

smoky token
obsidian wyvern
#

awesome

fickle drift
#

on a scale of 1-100, how hard are mcc’s achievements?

pliant hatch
#

the uny tweet in halo discussion took awhile as well

subtle crow
#

What is the one thing every one wishes was back in halo inf from the other halos?

forest lagoon
robust fossil
#

yeah but i wish some new alien group would join the war because the banished were in a game already.

smoky token
pulsar cobalt
fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
#

I feel you lol

subtle crow
#

I say the golf club should be added back

forest lagoon
subtle crow
#

I, really, say the halo 4 armor abilities. The shield was amazing

obsidian wyvern
#

have fun with halo 2 laso

fickle drift
#

ill download mcc and share my progress

obsidian wyvern
#

wait have you ever played halo 2

fickle drift
#

halo 2 is gonna be the worst 😭

robust fossil
#

i say the bandit shouldnt be the secondary in big team battle

smoky token
#

I'm pretty sure it took one achievement hunter 4 years to get all of MCC's achievements

pliant hatch
#

majority of them aren't that hard. it's just the ones that are that suck

subtle crow
#

The dmr should

fickle drift
#

ive played all mainline halo games and reach and odst

obsidian wyvern
#

ah ok so you're not going in blind

robust fossil
shadow lion
fickle drift
#

indeed, but i think i’ll start with multiplayer achievements first

subtle crow
#

In the short reloads, the new one is slower

#

But I say the should have added a scope on the bandit. It is a dmr, just without a scope

fickle drift
#

brb i got the sudden urge to pet my cat

candid solar
robust fossil
#

i wish some new alien group would join the war because, the banished were in a game already.

candid solar
#

No.

pliant hatch
subtle crow
#

No. Covenent were better. They had good guns. (The fuel rod cannon)

candid solar
#

Skill issue

#

They also had way worse guns

subtle crow
#

Why did halo nerf the plasma pistol. As if it couldnt be nerfed, already, it cant emp vehicles

candid solar
#

... It started out being unable to do that.

#

Like, in Halo in general, it didn't start life having that ability.

subtle crow
#

That was about the only good use for the pistol. Also, i meled a infected guy in halo inf today. Wlhe had no idea I was there, lol

candid solar
#

It also wasn't sharing that ability with 3 other weapons of more utility.

pliant hatch
#

the shock weapons take over that ability now

smoky token
#

They should bring back sticky detonator

subtle crow
#

True. The emp pistol just dominates the plasma pistol

forest lagoon
#

Shocking vehicles in BTB is a joy of mine

candid solar
#

Plasma Pistol's honestly mostly just in Infinite as a shield stripper and 'generic low tier enemy' gun, which isn't nearly as common in FPS games as it used to be.

subtle crow
#

Imma go. CYA

candid solar
#

20 years of gaming made a lot of people forget that the concept of 'yeah you can use that enemy's gun but it sucks' used to be semi-common, just never significantly so.

tight remnant
#

Sticky detonator!

forest lagoon
#

Oh... They meant "see ya", that makes more sense

shadow lion
#

In CE the plasma pistol was sneaky strong though. At least in campaign. If you had a fast finger you could put enemies down real quick and since it was carried by grunts and jackals you never had to worry about ammo.

tight remnant
#

the plasma pistol was good in halo 5

#

they nerfed it a lot in infinite 😦

pliant hatch
#

in CE, it had a stun effect

shadow lion
#

Then dual wielding came along and destroyed any semblence of weapon balance in the smaller guns.

smoky token
obsidian wyvern
tight remnant
#

trap and boom. i do wish the sticky detonator lasted longer though

obsidian wyvern
#

especially with no friendly fire, you can just set up a walking explosive

candid solar
#

10 years ago I ragged on the Sticky Detonator all the time for being a lazy man's Reach Grenade Launcher.

pliant hatch
#

with it on, just let the enemy shoot them and you won't get a betrayal

candid solar
#

I still rag on it for that.

robust fossil
#

i completed the ship till the sequence with mainly my fist and a plasma pistil i had a plasma rifle which i used when i was in desperate

candid solar
#

My guy, you don't need to repeat yourself.

obsidian wyvern
#

people still have discriminators in their name???

candid solar
#

Reach

obsidian wyvern
#

what is discord doing

smoky token
#

some people

#

I dont think post-2020 non-nitro accounts got it yet

obsidian wyvern
#

bruh

left bone
#

i will soon be the last one with a discriminator in my name

smoky token
#

discord has always been slow with rollouts

obsidian wyvern
#

iOS still doesn't have amoled dark mode

winter flame
#

Android have an amoled theme?

obsidian wyvern
#

yea

winter flame
#

I just switched last year bruh

obsidian wyvern
robust fossil
#

imagine if halo took place on earth like what if you had to go to Washington dc and give some documents to the president while its being raided by the covenent.

pliant hatch
#

it did take place on Earth

robust fossil
#

oh i didnt remember all i remember is the ring world

obsidian wyvern
#

remember the start of halo 3?

#

or all of halo 3 odst lol

zinc hatch
#

And part of Halo2

robust fossil
#

no other planets or things that could support life i know

dense stag
#

I just played halo 5 after so long, the game never got boring

#

Still fun

obsidian wyvern
#

requiem I guess

forest lagoon
#

A dream

smoky token
#

I could have sworn it was a chancellor or something

obsidian wyvern
#

reach, merdian. there's a lot actually

pliant hatch
#

the H4 cutscenes did a good job of showing the invasion

tight remnant
#

Nations exist but there is no more formal canada, mexico, united states...

#

there's the united republic of north america. URNA

obsidian wyvern
robust fossil
#

there are at least 3 main planets i know of in the series we see reach the ring and i just found out earth.

tight remnant
#

Sanghelios..

hasty zinc
#

genesis

pliant hatch
#

fake planet requiem

hasty zinc
#

excuse me

obsidian wyvern
#

meridian is a planet right

hasty zinc
#

yes

fickle drift
#

arrival best halo song

obsidian wyvern
#

aye

robust fossil
#

bye got to go

obsidian wyvern
#

bye

hasty zinc
#

technically high charity too

tight remnant
#

i cant wait for the canon fodder on forest

pliant hatch
#

spiteful finished the bp

hasty zinc
#

before pins too

#

smh

round laurel
obsidian wyvern
#

Nova finished it about 12 hrs ago

amber mirage
pulsar cobalt
#

who is this spiteful guy he was in my game couple hours ago

round laurel
#

Streamer.

amber mirage
#

Guy full of spite

obsidian wyvern
#

first thing I thought of too lol

#

...

smoky token
#

epic embed fail

#

oh my god what

pulsar cobalt
#

😂

hasty zinc
#

imagine

queen remnant
#

Epic Musk will win with the reddit memes because he is so wholesome like us redditors!

obsidian wyvern
#

I saw Elon tweet that but didn't expect Zuckerberg to respond

#

different coloured bullets

smoky token
#

??

shy sand
#

there's no way to do multi teams in Halo Infinite is there?

obsidian wyvern
#

woah, imagine we could change the colour of the blamite 343pls

smoky token
#

I loved Halo 5

tight remnant
#

halo 5 is amazing

pulsar cobalt
#

Halo infinite is amazing

hardy storm
#

My mind is imploding.

pulsar cobalt
#

probably one of the best games i've played since 3

#

this game going places in S5-S6 mark my words

hardy storm
#

I feel like that is going to age like milk

#

And no, not cheese

pulsar cobalt
#

it won't trust me

candid solar
marble pine
#

Sup.

hardy storm
candid solar
#

Hell, i think it's one of the better campaigns the series has had, it just got an undeserved bad rap for one questionable decision.

smoky token
#

@hasty zinc

hardy storm
#

Hey, we all like our own things. I'm good with that, just surprised.

tight remnant
hardy storm
#

AKA, the average development cycle.

timber charm
hardy storm
#

Say sike right now

timber charm
#

Infinite > all (based on drip alone)

pulsar cobalt
#

Infinite has the best gameplay

timber charm
queen remnant
pulsar cobalt
#

and its art style is delicious

timber charm
#

Now h5 gameplay is damn gud

#

(Hover, thrusters)

#

if infinites had h5 thrust? Goated

pulsar cobalt
#

infinite has a better thrust

#

just its equipment this time

timber charm
#

Ig I meant spawned thrust

#

Like always having it

cedar turret
#

Sometimes rephrasing it doesn’t make it sound better

tight remnant
#

i rather default thrusters

candid solar
#

I'd rather

GEN2 Core

#

Seeker my beloved

pulsar cobalt
#

I'd rather have Mark IV

tight remnant
#

a lot of gen 2 stuff i want back

timber charm
timber charm
#

(Except Argus got a soft spot)

terse bear
#

whats up fellaz

#

its been a while since ive been here

#

is everyone still complaining

#

i havent been here in, what, 2 seasons?

#

3

#

3 seasons

pulsar cobalt
#

game has improved abit since then

terse bear
#

a lot

#

"ya see sonny, back in my day, we had to wait a whole week to progress in the pass. we didnt have any of those fancy 'xp based on performance' whatchamacallits"

pulsar cobalt
#

🤣

terse bear
#

and i STILL completed season 1 before it ended

sturdy hedge
#

zombies doesnt seem to give a whole lot of exp

terse bear
#

theres the complaining i missed

#

also i think thats called a skill issue

timber charm
sturdy hedge
#

Oh well least the rounds are quick

terse bear
#

also, loving the 2 full armor coating and weapon coating sets

raven scroll
sturdy hedge
#

devs are having whats called a skill issue right now

pulsar cobalt
#

How are Devs got a skill issue lmao

candid solar
#

It's just... Not there aesthetically.

#

From like, 2 out of every 3 angles.

terse bear
#

which one's seeker

#

oh the bad one

sturdy hedge
brittle lynx
#

Where can we post streams?

steady jolt
#

Be sure to post the link in the content section and not the title, so it embeds correctly

sturdy hedge
candid solar
#

I once again really don't like that guy.

terse bear
#

what guy

candid solar
#

Did you not see the link get posted?

terse bear
#

the reddit one?

candid solar
#

That said, his Seeker remake's about what I'd do to it.

candid solar
terse bear
#

dhut up

torpid junco
#

Dude

#

Is that the pride whopper

terse bear
#

yea

torpid junco
#

Hell yeah

candid solar
forest lagoon
#

I wasn't sure if you meant guy as in seeker or guy as in the person that did the render ObiThink

candid solar
#

I don't think Seeker has a gender, given it's a digital representation of a power armor variant in a fictional universe that has no concept of self.

terse bear
torpid junco
forest lagoon
#

Idk seeker's past and what they've been through

candid solar
#

Either way, I kind of appreciate Seeker, but in the same way that people appreciate a good, if lackluster, table.

forest lagoon
#

I'm also too tired to be reading tired and a whiskey in

candid solar
#

It's not pretty, but it gets the job at least mostly done.

#

Same reason I like Nomad.

forest lagoon
#

But I just thought maybe the hate you have of seeker was channeled into it being into it having a persona

#

Which doesn't make sense either but here I am

candid solar
forest lagoon
#

Why would someone hate a halo themed Keurig

candid solar
#

Same reason someone would hate a ship's corridor.

forest lagoon
sturdy hedge
#

Too much detail or too little will kill a helmet gotta strike a balance

candid solar
#

"It does not appeal to my aesthetic tastes and thus it, and the person who made it, must be excised from memory"

candid solar
forest lagoon
candid solar
#

Oh boy. Now Gamerant's saying a "Halo Wars 3 could save the Halo franchise!"

#

I can't wait for Halo Wars 3 to add a new faction, The Exiled.

sturdy hedge
#

didnt they give halo wars 2 to a competent team?

terse bear
#

im saying bro, the Mirage core is the perfect balance

#

simple and smoothe

#

clean

sturdy hedge
#

Oh they did, they gave the halo ip to the Total War studio to make Halo Wars 2

candid solar
#

There's a Banished DLC planned, but it'll get removed in favor of the Flood returning again.

terse bear
#

im gonna miss season cinematics

sturdy hedge
#

I don't really mind the flood returning again

terse bear
#

i do

#

im getting tired of em tbh

candid solar
#

I do when it gets in the way of fleshing out something that desperately needs it.

#

IE The canned Halo Wars Created DLC.

#

It would've added a straight up playable faction.

terse bear
#

need more created stuff

candid solar
#

I WANT TO THROW RADIATION GRENADES AT AI CONTROLLED KNIGHT HULLS IN SPACE

terse bear
#

chimera wasnt enough

sturdy hedge
#

they should of just skipped the created and either continue with the Didact as overarching villain or went with the banish right away

terse bear
#

i need to fight things that have no physical form

#

didact ugly as hell

#

looks like a fish'

#

also i love that the talon helmet looks forerunner

sturdy hedge
#

They don't have to look pretty just keep the story running

terse bear
#

i know

#

just sayin

#

uggy

candid solar
#

I'd rather not ditch the Created arc for an arc that already got thrown in the bin.

#

Unless you could continue it organically for a twist (Like the Didact being EXTREMELY UPSET about the Ancilla taking up the Mantle)

sturdy hedge
#

They could of also kept the didact in a helmet and had people guessing if he's actually a human ancestor or not

terse bear
#

need those digital mfs

candid solar
vocal widget
#

@dreamy stirrup I wanted to let you know that in a section of the server there is a expiured discord invite link. Not sure how to let you know but I have a picture

#

For you if you would like it, for backup or something

sturdy hedge
#

yes and not a lot of people will really know that

candid solar
#

And a lot of people need to pick up more books instead of being bibliophobic.

sturdy hedge
#

In this day and age? Don't really expect them to go through an entire chapter of Outsiders

vocal widget
#

I cant send the image in General chat how do i show you

terse bear
#

only halo book i got is warfleet

dreamy stirrup
#

DM @bleak yoke if you want

candid solar
#

My collection is very... Weird on books. But then I used the hell out of my library card.

smoky token
#

he didnt

vocal widget
#

Im helping fix a bug dude

smoky token
#

@vocal widget We will see it there :)

dreamy stirrup
#

yes i can see ModMail if you DM it

vocal widget
#

ok thanks, sending it now

candid solar
#

That wasn't NOOOOOOO STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES, I just figured he was making the same mistake multiple times and it wasn't sending because of that.

steel cradle
#

Anyone on Xbox looking for someone to play with add me.... Ringstad007.

terse bear
#

no

steel cradle
#

Dang... Rude

candid solar
#

I was always more of an Honor Harrington fan than 007.

terse bear
#

ok

candid solar
#

That is a joke, I have literally never read an Honor Harrington book and do not know anyone who has.

steel cradle
#

I was gonna say lol

candid solar
#

I've heard they aren't that good, though.

steel cradle
#

Never heard of them

calm fiberBOT
# steel cradle Anyone on Xbox looking for someone to play with add me.... Ringstad007.

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terse bear
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iratus slow today

sturdy hedge
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Shame redsteel isn't compatible with hazmat

terse bear
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mhm

candid solar
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It spawned... About 60 books?

calm fiberBOT
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Not my fault, it takes a lot of processing power controlling your awful spartan suits!

candid solar
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Good lord.

sturdy hedge
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didnt they say redsteels suppose to be crosscore?

candid solar
terse bear
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theyre working on it

dreamy stirrup
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Honor Harrington is great

terse bear
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i wish firefall worked with mirage

candid solar
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It did make the NYTBSL, so I guess it's doing something right.

terse bear
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it'd look great

candid solar
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Wait. It spawned a wargame?

calm fiberBOT
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Just because I know a lot about humanity doesn't mean that I know everything! You all don't have enough of your literature at this damned site!

candid solar
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A Naval wargame. Crazy.

terse bear
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classic eye-rate-twos

candid solar
sand nest
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Game Isn't Keeping Track Of Score. We Won Tactical Slayer But Post Tells We Lost By A Lot Even Though Recording Shows We Won

candid solar
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In terms of Fiction, of course.

terse bear
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i wanna see recipts

smoky token
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@hasty zinc Why does it say this

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Explorer's Anchorage system

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this is what I'm looking at rn

calm fiberBOT
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The only piece of human literature I've managed to get my holographic hands on is Dune... I must admit, as pathetic as you humans usually are, you do have some pretty good literature.

terse bear
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i should read dune

candid solar
shadow lion
calm fiberBOT
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Alien was also a very good piece of media... Though it is curious that so many of your human designs are so similar to a 500 year old moving picture.

terse bear
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the literature that WAS on Doisac

candid solar
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I blame the spacecraft companies lobbying the UEG to curry favor towards a unified aesthetic taste, but who knows.

calm fiberBOT
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Doisac has no literature! We don't need it! It is a piece of culture that makes a society weak! We destroyed our literature in the war!

molten pelican
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go to bed iratus

candid solar
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Which one Fret

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I actually would wager most Jiralhanae literature would be cookbooks, of all things.

calm fiberBOT
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Why would one require a cookbook? Searing the flesh of you so-called "vertebrates" is all the cooking we need!

candid solar
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Hey, sometimes you might like to mix it up.

shadow lion
terse bear
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chieftan's kiss

candid solar
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If your culture is heavily centered around food, it's generally commonplace to have a fixation on acquiring more flavorful foodstuffs, even if the more brutal of flavors is the cultural norm.

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IE human seared a specific way with a blend of a native plant and a side of another plant boiled and mashed in a Sangheili's bone broth.

calm fiberBOT
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Our culture is about being better than you puny humans! An easy task, one that takes no effort for our mighty Atriox!

terse bear
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😬

candid solar
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Impressive to hold a grudge against a species before you even knew about it, but hey, fair enough.

molten pelican
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so glad im not a human lmao that would be tragic

glass girder
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Jumping Jellyfish

shadow lion
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I get the sense the food culture is more about volume than culinary expertise. Do you know how many calories it must take to maintain all that space monkey muscle mass?

molten pelican
terse bear
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thank god im not a human and am a burger with two top buns

molten pelican
candid solar
terse bear
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hell yeah brother

smoky token
molten pelican
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ive been told I look like if Ryan Reynolds was a spork

smoky token
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"I was told humans were vertebrates"

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Calling us spineless lol

lavish matrix
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hm

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i get it but the delivery could use work

steel cradle
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Your a cowardice..... WITH LEGSS!!!!

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Lol

terse bear
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They're backed against a wall! Find your spine!"

candid solar
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Most of the initial concepts of seasoning and proper cooking were a mix of making things more palatable (IE rotten food) or experimenting on making something actually edible on a taste level, until cooking became a veritable human artform by itself. Volume was an issue, and back then it could be solved by making something palatable and edible even when it might've killed you.

steel cradle
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I need to get out of this chip

molten pelican
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Sporks are versatile utensils that combine the functions of a spoon and a fork. They can be used for a wide variety of foods, from soups and stews to salads and pasta. Humans, on the other hand, have limited physical capabilities compared to sporks. Sporks are also typically made from durable materials such as stainless steel or strong plastics, making them resistant to damage and long-lasting. Humans, being biological organisms, are susceptible to injury, illness, and aging.

lavish matrix
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i've never seen a durable spork in my life

steel cradle
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Go to jail then

molten pelican
steel cradle
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Jail sporks can dig through concrete

terse bear
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if i were to throw a spork in a fire than it would get hot. if i threw a human in a fire it would die