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Try a hat instead.
spork* I am ageless, timeless
Limitless
yes
knifeless too
id guess tora is around 23/24
tora you dont look a day over 20 
good film
my age is in my desc :p
oops
or uh. about thingy
so spork
thats me
i have no idea how old you are
like I said, spork has no age
tora was kinda easy to guess
i have a range for you but i cant tell
So confirmed minimum age 2 thousand years.
correct
You know, Julius Caesar always did strike me as a spork guy.
ah my uncle worked with him
the spork works quiet well will salads and Caesar did love salad
Now attorney, you look about - say 19
i still keep thinking attorney's pfp is tom cruise
Anyone have an age range for me? lol
That is so flattering, thank you!
14
I see you remember
spork knows all
it isnt?
You all are too nice to me. 😭
the smile and shades
and the pyramids, somewhere tom would go too fs
Yeshua?
Second coming?
.
pretty cool
no im spork
I will do this rn lol
oh, finally! i actually have a reason to link my phone to my laptop now
i might move to windows 11 just to skip a windows 10 update that keeps causing my screen to go black
i dont like the ui 😔
win 11 hasnt treated me bad so far. i'm even not too bothered by the new taskbar/window design anymore
and dynf you can always just move the taskbar to the left if you want
I've gotten used to middle and I love it
but i installed this w10 update 2 days ago and it keeps turning my screen black. uninstalled it but pretty sure when i switch off my laptop tonight, its gonna download the update again and cause problems
maybee
might be able to use pause updates to prevent the install maybe. im pretty sure there's also a command line thing you can run to basically force windows to forget it's ready to update (temporarily at least)
oh - i can pause it till next month
🤲
Hi
I use a program called rounded taskbar and it makes the windows 11 taskbar rounded and confined to the middle, you can move it anywhere too
it makes the whole thing in the middle, not just the programs
the only real grievance i still have with win11 is that file explorer's context menus look like this now
Hit show more options and its back to the W10 menu
yeah it doesnt stick though
im just used to to "right click > w > f" for a new folder or "right click > m" to rename
gotta build the muscle memory of using the. context menu key? (is that even it's actual name) on my keyboard
Deep customization in windows is such a chore now ngl
I still haven't updated to Windows 11, I'm still on 10
I got a wild idea from one of those file names
spork is on windows 12
I can't remember if this is new to W11, but one annoying thing I've been dealing with is that I have my wallpapers set to slideshow mode, but every time I restart my PC, when I move switch to a second desktop view, it resets it back to picture mode.
what are the big differences from Windows 10 to 11 that makes you guys promote it
It's Windows 10 with more features
I wasn't sold on the aesthetic part
Very slight changes to the way you use it normally. Other than that, it can do more.
not stock, but I can run more programs and customize it more
i'm so curious about this not gonna lie
it's me being immature
no you're dynf
yknow. out of context i suppose i see where you're coming from
Any one got any good books about ODST’s? I wanted to read some about them even if it’s just comics.
Halo Helljumper
The two Alpha nine books, but they're spartans at that point
ive never actually read a halo related book, heard a lot of them were good
There are ODSTs in the Kilo Five trilogy
you heard correct
Odst
book
Good
Book
do you have a AMD GPU?
cause I've been having the same thing happen to me randomly while gaming to, I thought it was a AMD driver issue (i have the 7900 xtx)
you cant even put your icon tray on the second monitor it has to be on your main dislpay
...
How do you know its bad if you're not using it?
Telepathy
Checks out
it was revealed to him in a dream
i can confirm its bad
in mcc i have muted audio behind me and when i turn on spatial audio everything sounds like its compressed
someone help plz 😭
Did you check the audio settings
ive checked all kinds of audio settings
Do you have a crappy tv sound system
im using headphones that seem to have fine audio in other games
i also noticed halo 1 briefly freezes often when trying to load a certain sound
Sorry can’t help you there I don’t use a headset while playing halo games it’s just stupid cause I enjoy hearing the audio out loud
Combat evolved never did that when I was playing
on pc i always use headphones
i didnt have this problem on my previous pc either
You’re playing on pc I thought you meant series x
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Oh yeah it happens especially in the first 3 Halo games at least up until the Xbox One
Every time you'd hit "loading...done" the game would freeze for at much a couple seconds
youtube guide would be your best bet unless it's something quick.
The Library, am I right?
Oh, 343 Guilty Spark
Yeah that mission is a maze
Follow the doors where the lights are green 😉
yup, its fine im near the tower
If you're playing the cea version there are literally arrows on the floor to tell you where to go
i did not regret buying halo mcc tho amazing game, i bought it only for music kit in csgo but i started to enjoy it haha
ok
damn shotgun is op tho
Talk about smart advertising
Good one 343
i knowed about halo before but ignored that fact lol and thought meh why would i play that maybe its boring, but its actually amazing
naaaah fr my game just froze lol and i have to restart it, welp it happens sometime
MCC is gud value, tons of content for price
yeah especially on discount
1 spartan ops level competed today, 49 more to go…
also did the knight assassination achievement
Do 1 a day and you'll be done in 49 days
real
Smooth Operator achievement will just take my time & patience through the year to get.
Then there’ll be a couple episode-exclusive achievements to get then I’ll have all 21

Anyone getting disconnected from every game? It seems like I and 2-4 other players are disconnecting from every game since the last patch
Halo is life
HI VL
finally custom games gaining more traction

Can you packa punch my gun
puts gun into the packa punch machine and cracks knuckles
ray gun comes out
“Ohhhh yeah.”
Actually
takes gun out
Singer: Waoooouhh
While a critical failure, Redfall is a commercial success
I so hyped for that game turned out it’s trash cause of the textures and graphics
I had little to no faith from that game
Then I got a little bit optimistic after tricking myself into thinking something everyone thinks is gonna be bad can result in a surprise
agreed
Then it came out and it was not good
Halo reach wasn’t that good
As much as I'd like Halo Infinite haters to look at Redfall and see how an actual broken disaster looks like, they will still hate Infinite anyway
I agree
I don’t like playing halo infinite’s multiplayer it’s just dealing with all the toxic players
I want to feel proud of being an Xbox user again and it says a lot that the last time I could do that was during the 360 days
Hopefully Starfield can be good in the levels the new Zelda game is
ong
Bro I miss the days of 360 it was a hell of a time
I remember getting home and playing halo 4
cant believe im still in this server its been 3 years
Great to meet you billy sparks
Great times
💀😭
The wonderful times of Xbox
The world is unfair
Nintendo and Sony as companies have much worse business practices and yet Xbox gets the most hate out of the 3 console divisions
I still respect and honor Xbox and the rest of the consoles and their corporations who developed them
In a way, promethean knights are just forerunner robot T-rexes
They used to be human don’t forget that piece of lore
Yep.
forgot how cool black holes are in this game
Is 343 ever going to bring back the didact technically he didn’t perish in the halo 4 comics he’s just contained
Check #announcements he's coming in a new book 🙂
cant wait for that 4k wallpaper to drop..
Awesome thanks for giving me the heads up
As of now, the sky above my house glows with an eerie orange glow, the smoke has blown over the land, engulfing everything below, sunlight attempting to break the blanket, but failing, it reminds me of Reach
You have the floor
Egg
It seriously just dropped
yeah
Which one
an AMD one, they just said 
The parasite
I'm on Windows 11 to btw, having the same black screen issue that happens randomly.
Ik your on Win10 so
If it's really a windows update causing it and not the AMD driver that'd be great to know but I doubt it
Who is
“I will have my revenge on a prophet not a plague.”
This is a halo server you know I’m referring to the flood
Flood make some good popcorn
Ew
You would get infected by them if you did that
Halo chat
Hello Mantis Sparks
Yo
Hello! 
should be back on halo mcc tomorrow, this time on Xbox instead of pc
would love to get some reach snipers going again
wheres all the custom game lobbys now lol

Were athlon?
Reach is glassed, so good luck.
no, try athlon
Is there a lfg channel for mcc?
several
If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:
#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims
Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.
Didn’t know if those were just for infinite, thanks!
well ig I'll see you guys in mcc hopefully
I'm feeling the worse
My Xbox One is going through its final days and I can't afford a Series X or S
(Much less a PC)
Mood.
are they removing ranked doubles tomorrow?
That’s a good question
wasn't it supposed to be removed the 15th?
It’s the 15th for me
in my opinion they should keep it, it's essential
Eh, they seem to rotate stuff out often whether or not the general player base likes it. If they do like it though, they’re likely to rotate it back in at some point
Per the calendar in the pins for this channel, it would appear that ranked survivors is being rotated in tomorrow.
Should occur today (Tuesday) at I think 10 AM PST (1800 UTC)
Breh
Hm??
Hello
Yo
Whats up
hi
Nothing much hbu
Cool
Do you guys know if Halo Reach (campaign) in MCC is crossplay between PC and Xbox?
Is Halo 4?
I don’t know bro
Idk
Yes and halo 4
really now? okay thank you!
There'll be another time...
Hey there fellow halo enjoyers. (or whatever we are nowadays)
I need a quote for the year book, and I want it to be halo related, any suggestions?
THat would be hilarious and perfect. If I was good with the ladies aside from my gf 😭
Ah well you could do some digging into popular quotes I don't know a whole ton but that's one that I think everyone knows.
starts digging johnson quotes
Yeah there's a few good gems
I came here looking for iron, I found gold instead
alright I narrowed it down to a few
"For a brick... he flew pretty good." -Johnson
"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!" -Johnson
"Stand back, Marines. Let the Chief show you how it's done!" -Johnson
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!" -Johnson (will make a few alterations)
"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" -Johnson
"Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing with those grades?" ("Principal" Hood)
"Sir. Finishing this fight." ("Student" Master Chief)
"Thought I'd try shooting my way out — mix things up a little." -Master Chief
"There won't be a yearbook if we don't stop the banished" -Master Chief
(totally not a reflection of my crappy school year)
I love johnson
which one tho xD
I love every piece of Johnson
“Well you ask em real nice the next time you see em i’m sure they’ll be happy to oblige!”
- Johnson
still has to make sense for the yearbook tho 🙄
yeah but your yearbook quote has to make sense to people in your year
Exactly
also, I'm assuming you're year 11, shouldn't you have finished already?
Nah, 2 more weeks to go for me
Next month, on 2nd
you're doing GCSEs right
oh
Don’t know what that is, i just go to school and try to get good grades
you're not in the UK are you lol
I’m in the U.S.
Alright I’m going blankie mode. See y’all later
right, nvm
See ya
What’s UK 🇬🇧 like? Do people carry swords ⚔️?
Sorry for ping 📱, forgot to turn it off
yeah
Them memes have taught me a little about other countries
Yeah we all stab each other brutally
tbh I don't hear about knife crimes as much as I hear about shootings in the u.s
but I guess there isn't some guy going on a stabbing spree for it to become popular on the news
Yeah we all kill each other with wakazashis and katanas
Next top tier knife wielding 18 year olda
It’s bad in the us, too many shootings
We're secretly samurai in disguise
Next time carry an energy sword 🗡️ i think there’s some dude on YouTube who made one out of steel
Oh yeah thats what UK knife crime will become eventually lol
You hear light sabers going off everywhere

Oh well, i must get my daily 7 hours of sleep 🛌 good night 💤 everyone 
See ya
muahahhaa no xD
18, redid a year, it was a pain in the rear.
sorry I mentioned you 💀
dw lol
Glasgow smiles look pretty grim.. Didnt they use credit cards too?
I dunno we probably just pay each other with blood up there the vikings are always raving down the streets beheading random people
It's a norde nightmare I assure you.
Norse
Seriously, these warnings.. Looks like UK is up 21% on the stabby stabby in 2022, the amount of knife homicides in England and Wales is the highest since 1946
I'm not surprised tbh the UK Is chaos the streets are always on fire all the time there are zombies eating people alive and stabbings happening every 3 nano seconds
you got one of the best clubbing scenes though, birthplace of Jungle and UK Garage
Yeah i don't know the statistics but I know it's pretty bad but there's nothing much that can be done
Never been a fan of clubbing
That clip from Ali G driving on that tune "Jungle is Massive".. Priceless
I've heard of that guy watched the thing where he's borat
ya, thats a continuation of the interviews he did as Ali G back in the day
"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" -Sgt.Mjr. Avery Johnson 2552 Halo 3, is exactly what everyone keeps telling me... they were right.
This is my school year in a nutshell
So you did an excellent job thinking outside the box but got people worried?
well-
more like I take a leap of faith, and keep hitting the school system on the way down.
I am utter garbage when it comes to grades lol
and everytime I jump I get people worried
but I'm still alive! barely
On you next leap, instead of bumping into the school, smash into and destroy it
Welp. i'm pretty much done with it, on my way to work in the cinema industry.
or YouTube or something idk yet
gonna smash it >:)
will there ever be a chance for halo 5 and wars 2 to be on steam? i hope so
Maybe sometime in the future but not now
Oh yeah
Yo who’s your favorite spartan in halo
Imma have to go with either Noble 6, or Madison
Chief is the 🐐 but I think they have a place on the leaderboard
Noble 6 the man who sacrificed himself and faced countless waves of covenant battalions
Yeah he was a sigma male
The reason I chose Madison as well is because he’s the “comic relief” in a way
But out of those two I’ll go with six
His last stand was legendary
Uh who’s Madison I don’t know that spartan
Oh I didn’t remember cause it’s been a while since i watched the cutscenes for spartan ops
Yeah I like how 343 does their cutscenes
Who’s stupid idea was to put them in Waypoint instead of the game
🤷♂️
Did you know 343 guilty spark is still alive
Why does everyone hate him all because he murdered Johnson
Well I think it’s because they brought him back after the supposed “boss battle” at the end of three
Also guilty spark is annoying
Like all monitors
At least no other deceased monitors are back
000 tragic solitude made me want to rip my comic book
I’m not sure I’m mendicant bias is still alive or dead but I would like a bit more info on what happens to him
Mendicant is alive on the ark
That’s what I heard cause a fragment of him was on the forerunner dreadnought on high charity
Yeah they are contained in the area on the ark where high charity crashed
I would love to see them come back
Halos new fast paced style with the creepy feature of the flood may be a good idea
This is just my opinion I don’t want them back
Heheh
But I do want to see the precursors
Forerunner stuff always bored me tbh, the names are confusing and weird
Their names are literal adjectives
I think
Also didact his split his essence into other forerunners it’s annoying
Some names aren’t annoying
Like faber,Didact,and the librarian
Yeah but then you have, Stellar-Light-Crossing or something like that
There’s a another group of extraterrestrials that exist in the halo universe known as the meddlers
Chant-to-green that’s what it was
Also huh
Is that where the endless come from or something
I don’t know I heard HiddenXperia touch upon it
Remember that unknown ship that crashed onto installation 04
Halo infinite is over now
ok
Yo what’s up
So is it intentional for the Katana to not work with the Hayabusa Chestplate with Skins Disabled?
Good to know
Thanks!
Tartarus stop
is there not one with and without the katana
if not then no its not intentional, its just an oversight and something they didn't consider
they're obviously not intending to take away your katana if you use skins disabled
Yo recon how long have you been a veteran halo player
im casual 😄
Does anyone knows where we can discuss upcoming book?
Is it didacts new book
lore channel probs best
It's Halo: Epitaph
I had a blonde moment, I was wearing the default Chestplate man I’m getting old
Last time I'm here there were channel to talk about upcoming stuff, such as Spoiler-chat channel.
like the mod said make a thread and spoiler tag it
Halo Epithat is the reappearance of the didact since escalation
probably best in the forum cause if you make a thread in a channel nobody can really see it
All I see is Kylo Ren, though
I see his scrapped Halo 5 concept art
in an alternative timeline the Diadact came back, defeated Cortana, defeated the Banished, and apologized to humans for being rude
“Hey man I know I like disintegrated half of y’all but I’m sorry man”
I would apologise too if I was the OG ruler of the universe
Would we see John returns as a Jedi?
yeah but after seeing the alternatives to humans i would probs side with humans
Because from Star Wars perspective, Didact becomes a Kylo Ren
surely there's another forerunner dude in a tomb somewhere
why dont humans just look for forerunner to wake up
gamble on this time them not trying to eradicate humanity
There is speculation that some forerunners remain in another part of the galaxy outside the Milky Way
Yeah meant to type universe
Also surviving precursors could be out there in the universe as well
When will halo 3 2 come out?
tommorow
hey haloers
common misconception, it comes out thursday actually
The day your jokes start being funny 😊
aw man you ruined it for me now I wont play anymore
its not a joke its a real thing
Word?
silly me, slight miscalculation 😔
you're good sometimes those youtubers can mislead
new york times says its coming out thursday 👍🏻
🤯
no im spork
It looks like halo 3 2 will never come out then
woah woah woah I made halo 3 2
I just wanna know when is Halo Reach: ODST coming out
Its actually releasing as a mini series on paramount

NOOOOO eh it was already dead
Was for several years
Hypixel has been bigger for a while
back in the day
Haven't played anything but survival for like 4 years
it was larger than hypixel in the early stages too
Mineplex is one of the few select servers available on bedrock so I think there will be many children upset in the coming days
oh bedrock or java?
I'm sure there will be just as many upset grown men
I was thinking java
It’s available on bedrock, but it’s probably hosted on different servers. There’s I think like 3 or 4 others available on bedrock. Realms is the closest you can get otherwise
You can enter server ip's on bedrock as well
I saw a tweet on this but thought it was a joke..
Essentials is actually such a good mod if you want to play Java but with friends
Dang. Didn’t know mineplex was still around…that sucks.
Yo wow, now I regret not playing in Mineplex.
What's that

a Minecraft server
I keep forgetting Among Us is a real game
it was never a real game, it was made up like ohio
I keep thinking it’s just a weird cultural concept

ur not wrong
It was inspired by IRL group activities that were stripped-down, turn-based versions of Murder Mystery (e.g. Mafia, Werewolf, etc.).
which are very fun.
@hasty zinc permission to dm?
Yeah based off true events they say
need a halo murder mystery
That would be fun.
Setting should be the POA
Whoever's secretly an Elite must resist the temptation throughout the party to say "wort".
Is it server related? If so, send a DM to @bleak yoke
ooh the techy pfp thats neat
Halo version of TTT has to exist already
If not, it needs to be made
that would be! Some creative guy with the time could do that in forge for sure
what's ttt
average morning conversation
if this isn't made by next month, I'm scraping together a group to create it
making that dream team, led by dynf
A game mode on Gmod that’s basically Among Us in a way, it’s short for Trouble in Terrorist Town
next month is june 20th*
as soon as season 4 begins
OH
Sam you need to tell everyone of this


It would be perfect if 343 hadn’t removed assasinations
if only 343 accepted maps/modes that weren't made for arena
oh yeah!
swords will do
Yep
well
Hi everyone
how we conceal the sword on the player is a problem
and the gun on the sheriff
pls dont hurt me I swear I did my spanish yesterday
Good…
Spanish or vanish lmao
PLEAE have mercy
Maybe give everyone a sword, but only the imposters can do damage
i hope you arent doing french
WhAt1!1!!1!1!1!
I’m sorry
stab
that could work
I was at funeral doe
U HAVE NOT DONE YOUR SPANISH
Aw crap
NOW YOU KNOW WHTAT HAPPEBS
I need to hire Sara for coding
Save yourself
YOU DID NOT DO YOUR SPANISH
spade run
YOUR FAMILY WILL DISAPEAR
Aw no Ight I better stop foolin around
I have a deal for you
spade somewhat reminds me of spoon
Lel
There is no spoon
5% tactical
Ok dame un segundo tengo que hablar con mi familia y decirle las noticias
lol
hahahahahahhahahahaha
No.
110% spoon, 120% spork, 370% tactical, 500% handsome
Bien hecho
Gracias
👏
Phew I’m saved
¡Estás salvado!
For now…
😨
…
Spade aún debes ser cauteloso
Yeah I probably should be
fr
I don’t trust the owl that drank the hulk potion at 3 am
I kinda respect him
Everyone has to be
Kinda took you long, are you sure you’re the real duolingo owl?
You seem to be asking to have your family taken
spade back off trust me
DO NOT QUESTION ME
No I can face him
no you cant, you arent strong enough
I bought duolingo plus
I have other children’s families to take
actually I dont wanna get in trouble for 'role play' again so Ima leave lmao
I'm going to space jail
That’s a rule
This is not rp
What the heck
🤣🤣🤣
it is and can be very unforgiving
Lucky af
no come back!
Bro that’s kinda wierd

Well I understand
so is RP 
True
tbf, he was just defending himself from possible death
Yesh I was
He was
hey thanks and no im plastic actually
Oh okay
you're
📐
No im spork
🥄🍴
Hello there
Well then
BTB Heavies r coming today in Halo Infinite
Does this mean tanks and wraiths etc?
Or heavy weapons?
YAY
Anyone else thinks athlon gonna release today ?
jno
Is this server the official halo server?
yes
ayy muted role icon works 
nice
looks good
That escalated quickly
I've never seen something like this before:
https://twitter.com/KingNick/status/1658377917179543552

LOL WHAT
some cursed Halo right there
How
They're always talking about the backblast on the SPNKr. They decided it make it real.
Misriah's stock has decreased 8% after this video
That is unquestionably the weirdest thing I have seen in this game so far.
Why am I looking at the halo Reddit. Some of the stuff people are saying is making me groan!
Reddit: "the back page of the internet".
Someone saying “Spartan 4 gen 3 mark VII” is designed for battle but master chiefs mark VII is designed to wage war.
Like a landfill: sure, sometimes there are great treasures to be found, but overall it stinks.
And why does it have as many upvotes when it so full of errors and when it doesn’t make sense
Like what?
yes
I just gave an example
My bad.
💀
inconceivable!
Spartan 4… armour isn’t Spartan something. And John wears gen 3 mark VI. Then built for battle vs war doesn’t make sense. And then other people trying to pretend mark vi mod doesn’t exist in canon.
My brain help
brain need wash
justhaloinfinitethings
classic
It gets worse when you moderate three of the subreddits for Halo lmao
Sorry for ping
Then again I barely even go on Reddit anymore because even touching Halo Story fills me with rage
And seeing Halo fans in the wild is just... Ugh.
Imagine browsing reddit
Chief has plot armor the best spartan armor around
WhY IS hAlo SToRy NOt COmpArABLe To A ChriSToPher NOlAn MOVie!?
Loool just saw someone got on the wrong train and trying to open the door but it now locked itself!
Hahaha
wave to them slowly
do the hunger games tribute with three fingers
Are the books really that bad?
No the books are excellent
No i heard they are great im just joking about the campaigns lol
The books are incredible. My love and appreciation for Halo exploded when I read the novels.
I read each one when it comes out religiously
Start with fall of reach
makes sense
They will both make you love Halo more and deeply hope we get to see more of that EU in game.
Il see if I can find an ebook and listen to it too
Then the flood, then First strike, then Ghosts of onyx, and glasslands(?)
And then from there I’ve branched out into whatever looks good
gotcha thanks
This.
Some people think you don’t need to read The Flood, but I would recommend it too. Pretty neat seeing the “other” things happening during CE.
The whole deal with Jenkins is horrifying
Very
I hated reading that but I couldn’t stop
The whole elite hunting master Chief side plot is funny too
so the flood is kinda goofy?
A little, mostly serious though
Not really. But it has its moments
Honestly I would even say I enjoy the books more than the games
But I think that’s because I’m really good at imagining what’s happening in my head. Like a movie in your mind or something.
Idk.
that makes sense
Wallet would not be safe if they ever announced plans to develop a game comprised of missions from various books throughout the timeline though.
but brain would be pleased
The Halo Cookbook
moa burgers good🔥
Moa food please!
moa problem
Good morning chat, just woke up from my 7 hours 34 minutes sleep
not bad sleep 💪
Moas are space ostriches
you're a space ostrich
I did doesnt matter now its gone anyways
Local man spawns with negative brain cells, asked to leave server
i wish halo was on ps
lol
@hasty zinc May want to check server's deleted messages.
oh I thought a mod deleted it
if there's moderation stuff would love if you can keep it in modmail 🙂
Chat 💬 what do we do? Should we alarm 🚨 the moderators ⏰ or let the man free?
@hasty zinc dont ban me plz my brother went on my accout
Anywaysssss
Ostrich
space ostrich
that would be a you problem

And his brother
Since he’s losing the account
oRb
lets move on
@On
@on come here we moving ya, you gotta new crib
Shark Side Of The Moon
Do you think Cortana put furniture in Blue Team's Cryptum
sharknado 17^
The Xbox AAPI Month graphic is incredible. Is there a desktop res version somewhere?
that looks very very cool

Sharknado 18, attack of the femboy sharks.
wallpaper material
I don't think so, but I can enhance it for you.
I know how to improve it
i think it's here: https://www.xbox.com/en-us/wallpapers/
The latest and greatest wallpapers and backgrounds for all things Xbox. Download your favourite gaming wallpapers and backgrounds for all your devices.
Hello trenched bird
Wouldnt doubt it
But I'll need screenshots of Spartan Locke from 150 angles with the background cropped out
Thank you kindly!
Bird
It's going on my workout Xbox's wallpaper for sure. 
Just repeats repeats repeats haha
you have a workout xbox, chad move
It's actually a lazy move lol: rigging up a monitor and Xbox is the only way to make the time pass. Where discipline fails, video games succeed.
But it's been working.

Missed opportunity. Could've said it's been working out.
do a set, and then play a match of halo infinite
so unlike him!
I wish I could blame my performance on me working out but I'm certain the stats are the exact same. 
only 230kg bench and 3.87 kd smh
Why wasn't Linda-058 or Kurt-051 classified as a Hyper-Lethal like Master Chief John-117?
Every spartan is hyper lethal now
HYPER LETHAL AGAIN
Dang I don't think I've ever had a kd with 3 in front of it my entire life.
sorry I lowballed that for sure, at least 5
You get used to it. This place is nothing if not the same topics being brought up again and again.
LOL, the other way
My Halo: Infinite KD is around six or seven.
The still version of your enhanced PFP made me think you had replaced the character's hat with a fancy hairdo.
Isn't that gta san Andreas?
You picked the wrong house fool.
🤣
It's some big smoke for Big Smoke
I should try one of those
I had an idea with spartan points on mcc. So if say you had heaps saved up, you think would be good idea to implement it so you could cash in spartan points for xp for your tour rank or just leave it?
Chief hitting the Griddy tenor gif
🤨
Ah, those
I say earn spartan points by winning matches
I said right foot creep ooh alley with that eep
And more challenges
@pearl laurel that wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Just that, I have heaps of points saved up and doubt that they are releasing anything else in the exchange for a while or even a surprise season drop.
Halo custom games lowkey dope af but BTB Unlimited weird
I’m missing the rhine bundle but other then that, I have like 400 points saved up and would like to cash them in for xp
AWWWUHHAAHAWUWHGHHH
AWWWUHHAAHAWUWHGHHH
Worb
Can you not
Ok... I won't then...
Chat, how does this affect Merty?
no
Dang, BTB unlimited already got yoinked from the menu. Rip last minute completion.
unlucky
Ah well. On to the academy then
was okay, but nothing great for me
343 why are season 2 bundles still rotating in the store ???
it doesn't make any sense for season 2 items to be in the shop now lol
im guessing theyre standalone in the shop, so theyre cheaper
why
because s1 and s2 content is unlocked in the customisation tab if you were asking him
was asking why it didn't make sense to him
yeah, because theyre unlocked in customisation, i guess he sees no point of it also being in the shop
Litreally no point of a season 2 item rotating in the shop lmao
id agree with him, unless this is true
could just be an oversight
always forget thats an option
Some S2 and S1 items aren't available in the customization menu
Also, its prolly for people that don't know you can purchase stuff in the customization menu
That would be a waste of a item slot in the shop lol
the shop isn't just about FOMO, it's also limited to highlight items they think will sell
so the logic is simple exposure marketing
Is that Master Chief from Fortnite?
who's that? the doom guy clone?
Certain songs are unplayable on the Halo CE Anniversary soundtrack… really weird
I tap on em and they go straight to the next available song…
No, I think that's John Halo
it's his origin dance
OHHHH
Wait nah it's Griddy-117
He's from a Call of Duty spin off
Oh man how could I be so dum
Could be
I get the 2 confused
Mmm.
Menachite.
My name's Borne, Blood Borne
Nah
hm I'm not wildly excited about any of the Discord pfp decorations.
i think that theyre cooler, but i wouldnt actually use any of them over the previous ones
same, I wouldn't use them
that effect reminds me of beyblade
I like the one you're using the best, but the animation on it is too fast. Kinda hurts my eyes. Opted for the least animated version
BTB Heavies time 
Twinsies
But honestly I don't like the rectangle, I might change it
I wish they had something like the Dr Strange teleportation circle.
Good half of the visors aren't. Plus all the attachments we never saw used for some reason.
Looking at you, Needle helmet.
Pretty much my point, and with the visors and stuff too, the bundles would be put in the shop, since visors aren't usually sold separately
It bothers my completionist mindset.
Also, the Slipstream Void visor is one I want really bad and apparently I missed it at some point, but I do NOT remember it ever being in the store.
I don’t recall ever seeing it either
Also…BTB heavies is mega fun on breaker. Never thought I would say that about breaker.
i like breaker. it doesn't take me 98 years to get to the action to have to turn around
I hate people hiding in the corner of the grav lift waiting to repulsor people into the lava lol
idk why breaker is so hated
Lucky I had grapple
you know what i was thinking they should rework behemoth into a BTB map
i mean i dont play btb much, but it isnt thattt bad
I actually thought behemoth was a btb map
it feels like it should of been BTB map tbh
launch site is too big for a 4v4 map
i think they would both work better as 6v6 maps, but they still wouldnt play well
I like Fragmentation, especially with total control
I feel like the layout of breaker is a little bit more difficult to get a hold of, and you're rarely ever safe. It makes it a bit harder to get your bearings for noobs like me
Still a fun map though
Launch site is a weird one it looks like something for a escort mode and AI's coming to attack
I remember there was this mongoose racing event mode. I just waited with the rocket to blast people to oblivion. Such fun
In mcc
I feel like the mongoose in Reach just looks like an average atv and not a halo mongoose
I also do wish behemoth was in more of the modes i actually kinda miss that map
Behemoth is fun, Idk why people hate on it
I really like launchsite just because it's so different than all of the other 4v4 maps and kinda breaks up the pace. It's my least favorite map in a vacuum though
What's the other 4v4 vehicle map? That one's much better
Behemoth
Shame because its one of the best 4v4 maps for vehicle gameplay
Yeah, that
I went on a tear one time in a Warthog on Behemoth
In btb why ghost spawn slower on that night banished map than on breaker?
Its so good for banshee man
Banshee is a paper airplane lol
It's big, leaving plenty of room for vehicle play, but it's wide open, forcing grounded players toward the middle arena for cover. It's spacious and breathable, but never feels empty
I miss the falcon man
just played first game of BtB heavies: our team had three banshee's in the sky and asserted total dominance
was great
When you get good banshee players man its rough
The Wasp when used right is the ultimate machine of death
Pretty sure Behemoth is only in fiesta right
So far I've only found it in fiesta
it might be in quick play?
would have to check
Fair enough its not on ranked but it really should be on the other modes
i think im reaching here, but with a few map changes, launch site couldddd work as a contingency map?
I reckon launch site could do with some touch ups isn't it the oldest infinite MP map ?
it was there on release, idk about oldest
nope
What were all the maps available on release?
Contingency? Is that a mode. Name doesn't ring any bells.
behemoth, launch site, aquarius and streets were removed from quick play
contingency was the halo 5 infection mode where you have to hold a position until the next door opens. went on for a while till you reached the final position and won that round
I think next week
Shame, I liked Streets. It's good in ranked and I liked it in quick play
Ah. Don't think I ever played that.
Halo 5 has a great banshee
it was a ton of fun
Halo 5 in general had really good gameplay for its vehicles
Oh I remember that
That was fun
Possibly, but I feel like it needs slightly more fortified areas
I only played warzone
Season 4 I want all arena maps available in quick play. Gotta love variety
Used to spartan charge marines onto the man canon or off into the chasm lol
Quick play 100% needs all maps tbh
infection was one of the most popular halo 5 playlists when i went back to it, so i had quite a bit of time in it
Warzone Firefight seems the most popular from my experience
I'm not a fan of rotating maps out
It has the shortest queue time
most popular* pvp mode, i wasnt too big on pve
I just don't like fighting the Prometheans
Warzone firefight was beautiful though
i want pve modes tbh
I wish there was a firefight mode in 5 that actually felt like firefight
Warzone Firefight just doesn't hit the same imo
What if there was a very small chance every casual arena game that a swarm of banished break in and raid the map, and the game of slayer or whatever immediately stops and you all fight the enemies
That would be interesting
Horrible idea for all practical purposes, but could be fun
imagine 343 doing a mode BTB on all maps including the 4v4 ones haha
XD
Im excited for firefight when that eventually comes out
BTB fiesta on 4v4 maps
I want some btb in aquarius with random power weapons
wait so the mp is all a simulation right
I think so
I don't fully understand the lore
my brother
this is a cool idea
ive thought about this idea but with infection instead
i think it could be cool to secretly release infection that way
Is it digital simulation? Cuz I thought they were all real places
so i wonder if whatever iratus does will also be part of the simulation, or if it will be us actually fighting "irl"
It's a simulation yes, but Live Fire is kinda weird
middle of a slayer match a few players become infected
actually live fire was.. a live firing arena
It's a simulation of places that exist in the Halo universe, except Live Fire
Live Fire isn't a simulation
well a simulation can simulate a real place so yeah it might
im pretty sure the cliffhanger map isnt a simulation either
But how do you not die fr in live fire then?
And a real place can simulate a simulation.
the confusing part
e.g. Disney World
now this is hurting my brain haha
Not real bullets? Is it an airsoft battle?
im gonna take it as.. not a simulation
I’d assume the kind Johnson uses in contact harvest
so whatever iratus does in the new mode will affect us
The training bullets that lock up your armor when they hit
But some areas are simulated (? I think)
Iratus infected some btb maps (All the red stuff)
thats on all maps
For Live Fire, I assume the matches are still simulated, but the area is also used as a live fire course. Just not for killing other Spartans and shooting dummies instead.
that arent forged anyway
i was thinking of the tutorial, where we werent in a simulation
so the mp games would be the same.. no?
I haven't done the tutorial in forever, so don't remember correctly.
at the end, we explored the map and then went to agryna where she asked if we were ready for the live fire exercise
For a brief moment, I thought @viral dune was typing, but it must have been a beautiful dream.
i was thinking, woah, is that icky
Yeah i was typing lol
in general?? no way
let's go
Made our dreams come true.
I'm so happy to see you Icky
Sorry if I haven't talked here lol
BuT i THouGhT yOu weRE iCky spArTAN
Hi so happy to see you Icky, I'm Icky Spartan
LOL
Aegis set himself up? On purpose? Today is a strange day.
Thanks
It's a celebratory move, like an honoree throwing out the first pitch.
i was about to say, over a month?? but its only been 4 days lol
I was testing to see if he still did it
Proof of Life
I will always do it
Blocked
wait, how so little
New acc remember

oh yeah
Yeah
Another person with Inheritor with a join date after me huh
👍
I hate when that happens
lol
All them younguns
i wish i could see what my actual message count was
Time to leave the server and come back then 


