general-chat

[hasty zinc]

no thank goodness

[round laurel]

No

[leaden juniper]

Lol

[sharp granite]

Ranked is all I ever play, there's no grenade hit indicator besides visual/Spartan chatter. It was weird for me playing social for the first time in a while and seeing a radar, grenade hit indicators and "new maps" with weird weapon spawns.

[smoky token]

Assassinations are overrated

extremely

[round laurel]

I wouldn't mind them coming back, it'd be something fill the battlepasses with or buy from the store

[leaden juniper]

So what? It was a cool feature

[amber mirage]

I liked them. They were flashier teabags

[hasty zinc]

I like assassinations but I would rather not see CGB games populated with Assassination Tower games

[round laurel]

No fun allowed 👊🏻

[sharp granite]

I love taking assassination kills from other players, I mean free kill.

[leaden juniper]

😤

[amber mirage]

Ban the term Assassination Tower from gametype and map names

[timid crane]

How do you put up with solo queue in ranked, that’s part of the reason I refuse to touch it, plus anyone I queue up with that are around my skill and requiring me to know call outs of all maps and all parts of every map

[hasty zinc]

or just filter out specific words from showing in your results

[pliant hatch]

I liked the spin and throw one which was fun doing to people on top of the warzone bases.

[round laurel]

Shame 🔔

[sharp granite]

I try to work with the chaos of randoms, makes me a better player if I'm able to adapt. I mostly run of the three or four stack though. At the end of the day it's just a rank I know where I sit so I'm not worried.

[fickle drift]

most laid back ranked player

[amber mirage]

Being able to play closely matched games is a fun part of ranked not many people understand.

[timid crane]

🐐 honestly I wish I could think like that

[sharp granite]

^ (for rok)

[timid crane]

😂

[amber mirage]

You don't need to be constantly grinding towards the top. Just be comfortable where you are. Have fun trying to win. Get some satisfaction when you see that you were able to improve.

[sharp granite]

It takes a lot of patience and mental training, frustration always creeps up that's usually when it's time to take a breather then get back to the grind.

[timid crane]

I can’t help but get angry when I’m playing ranked solo queued and my teammates end up being potatoes and I’m fighting a squad of 4 stack pc players and I can’t win the game because teammates feed them

I’m also obsessed with getting to highest onyx I can because for some reason I see the onyx level and I think (I know I can get to it, and I know I’m good enough to reach it) so I just don’t play ranked lol

[pliant hatch]

some try to get a higher rank, but already hit their skill ceiling. Then complain about the matching system.

[timid crane]

I don’t care about getting matched against 4 stacks tbh it shows that I’m good enough to compete against those guys, I just get mad and irritated when my teammates are each a pound of butter for brains lol

[amber mirage]

I just focus on myself. If there's something outside my control, not much use worrying over it. Next time might be better.

[sharp granite]

I'll give you a TL:DR of getting to low onyx.
Understand spawns
Work on your headshot accuracy
Know power positions
Consistently hit curb slides
Know how to use multiple weapons and their strengths and weaknesses.

[timid crane]

I got those parts down

It’s the newer maps and when stuff changes that really screw me

[sharp granite]

They shouldn't.

[timid crane]

But they do

[fickle drift]

then there is only one solution...

use Iratus 😎

[sharp granite]

Don't that get to your head, It's slight adjustments usually. if you understand the weapon then there little adjustment. If it's a map, there's only so many sides you need to focus on.

[obsidian wyvern]

might submit this if i dont get anything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TckfthGIR8Y&ab_channel=Revenant

[sharp granite]

Submit clips?

[untold forge]

Part of becoming onyx is being able to be a one man army with a sniper

[timid crane]

Clea

[sharp granite]

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/EYF4F3NUBZ

[timid crane]

There’s a competition going on where people from the community can submit clips and 343 is doing a community montage and might include your clip

[timid crane]

Wanna see what I submitted? I’d have to dm it lol but I thinks it’s pretty good

[obsidian wyvern]

sure

[sharp granite]

Neat, thanks. I don't feel confident in my "flashy" kills.

[timid crane]

I don’t either but I said screw it for the fun of it

[untold forge]

Its funny how people use smurf accounts in order to get good content

[sharp granite]

^

I think smurfs in general are funny, I don't understand it.

[timid crane]

I think they’re annoying

[sharp granite]

I tell myself they weren't good enough to get it done the first time. Makes me laugh, but I don't have much issue with them.

[timid crane]

Literally the chillest ranked player I’ve ever met

[faint mantle]

How did you have a score of MINUS TWO?

[untold forge]

I say they arent good enough to compete well with ppl of their own level so they go on a smurf to pretend that theyre god again

[round laurel]

Yup, and one stopped playing Infinite because the algorithm is too good at detecting true skill.

[oak cave]

hello haloers

it me

fortnite

[timid crane]

Oh my god! It’s da guy from FoRtNiTe

[obsidian wyvern]

actually had a good time in ranked for once

[round laurel]

It's only downhill from here

[untold forge]

Tomorrow u will lose 12 games in a row

[faint mantle]

I wonder what the ranked input bug actually is and why it's taking so long to patch

[timid crane]

You will now go down in rank by 5 levels

[faint mantle]

There's a way to test that

[sharp granite]

I haven't heard of this one.

[round laurel]

You mean crossplay being the only available queue right now or something else?

[faint mantle]

Yes, that one.

[sharp granite]

Cancel that.

[faint mantle]

I feel like I'm about to get schooled

[round laurel]

Yeah that's been on the known issues for more than 6 months now I think. I'm going to be honest, I think it's down to population but that's just me speculating.

[leaden juniper]

That's a bug?

[timid crane]

Just unsend it 🤣

[sharp granite]

That's too easy.

[leaden juniper]

Yeah it's dead on steam like less than 5k

[timid crane]

Prepare the 343 gods are gonna explain why you’re wrong in 7 different languages

[untold forge]

Whenever i win 6 games in a row and check halotracker, my teams csr is usually higher. When i lose 9 games in a row, the csr is lower

[molten pelican]

you're *

[round laurel]

Yeah, before there was only a single queue I read a lot of M&K players finding queue times really long.

[obsidian wyvern]

i fell off the map a lot

[timid crane]

Fixed

[obsidian wyvern]

literally 7 times that match, i remember it so clearly

[untold forge]

Yor = godlike spelling

[oak cave]

hello

[round laurel]

Hello again

[oak cave]

whats happening

[timid crane]

God is forsaking us that’s what’s happening

[oak cave]

ah

[timid crane]

We have killed and tea bagged to many grunts and made to many Craig memes

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[oak cave]

we?

[timid crane]

Yes

Wii

[oak cave]

i dont think i tbagged once in my life

[round laurel]

Wii! U?

[obsidian wyvern]

youre missing out on some good hate messages

[untold forge]

2 many grunts*

[timid crane]

Book accurate marine

[round laurel]

It's an effective weapon to damage enemy morale.

[faint mantle]

R is taking a good amount of time to graph Rev's performance in ranked and it's scaring me

[obsidian wyvern]

im so inconsistent

[untold forge]

Obi wan is going to advise u of the best vacation spots

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont even think i have a positive kd in ranked at this point

[oak cave]

why should i care about morale

[round laurel]

You put his stats in RStudio? lol

[oak cave]

this dosent impact my veichle

[obsidian wyvern]

steep

[oak cave]

or weapons

or my health i guess

[obsidian wyvern]

TOP 6% FOR DEATHS ajhgfdxcfghj

[untold forge]

KD really only shows skills based on who ur facing

[oak cave]

but i have also played halo multiplayer for combined 13 minutes

so what would i know about tha tmechanic

[obsidian wyvern]

so 1 match?

[faint mantle]

I've put the stats in for a lot of people

[oak cave]

actually 4

[molten pelican]

nice but also oof

[untold forge]

Id much rather play with someone who goes 0.95 in onyx than 2.0 in plat

[oak cave]

i just joined in the alst 2 minutes

[fickle drift]

are you telling me you got over 7000 kills in less than 15 minutes?

[oak cave]

no i got only 8

or 10 idk

[obsidian wyvern]

can tell who 8 of them are and i would really like to see one of them elsewhere if youd share

[floral pollen]

I see myself in there

[obsidian wyvern]

holy, i did not realise i spent this much time in ranked

[fickle drift]

wait nvm I thought you posted those stats, I'm blind 😃

[faint mantle]

Yeah it's a hassle to retrieve GTs so I just leave them commented in there

[timid crane]

What’s that? Rstudio? And why are you putting peoples stats in? And would it be possible for my states to be out in

[obsidian wyvern]

more time in ranked than in quick play lol

[fickle drift]

anyway, guys am I a terrible person for using active camo + energy sword?

[sharp granite]

No.

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[amber mirage]

No. You're a normal person.

[round laurel]

Yes, terrible. You shouldn't use anything other than the BR and sidekick!

[amber mirage]

Camo + Energy Sword is as normal as it gets

[timid crane]

😭

[fickle drift]

ok, good 😄

[timid crane]

Now I’m sad

[cloud tundra]

lets go

[faint mantle]

Yes, I originally used it to test if my stats had improved at any point since Infinite released and if MnK aim assist had done a noticeable impact, then someone wanted to see their own KDA graph and I just went from there.

And yes, would you like your own graph?

[fickle drift]

oh 😢

[round laurel]

Where we going?

[sharp granite]

It's no longer in ranked, not a GA issue.

[cloud tundra]

Discord added headers 😆

[amber mirage]

Can I get a giraffe?

[dreamy stirrup]

they aren't gonna last here

don't worry Eden

[oak cave]

so whats happening

[dreamy stirrup]

😛

[timid crane]

If it would be possible yes please sir

[cloud tundra]

Why’s that?

[sharp granite]

You get 3 guesses.

[cloud tundra]

Because everyone using it would just fry the chat

[molten pelican]

idk how the Mandalorian season 3 lasted 8 episodes

[cloud tundra]

But you also can’t start banning people for using a text modifier

[round laurel]

What are these? Google no help

[dense ginkgo]

that was such a disappointment

[cloud tundra]

So I’m confused how this will be prevented

[oak cave]

is halo 2 good

[cloud tundra]

Discord should of made it a perm

[molten pelican]

two episodes of mando taking an important bath

[round laurel]

Yes.

[cloud tundra]

Rather than a text thing

[sharp granite]

Probably the same way they adjust names.

[untold forge]

Anything star wars produced by disney is just awful

[dense ginkgo]

i think you'll lack a proper multiplayer experience as it's just sweats who play it now from what i've seen

the campaign is really good

[fickle drift]

you can dual wield needlers, need I say more?

[oak cave]

i dont think ill be able to access the multiplayer anyways

[timid crane]

Now I’m excited

[molten pelican]

haha

[tight remnant]

They're not that good

[sharp granite]

RIP halo 2 needler

[oak cave]

i dont know if buying xbox live i sa thing still

[untold forge]

In halo2 the sniper is like a machine gun due to no recoil, bloom and a fast firing rate

[dense ginkgo]

oh i thought you meant on mcc

[timid crane]

Merty offering to make me a graph has got me hoping to see if I’ve improved

[dreamy stirrup]

i agree with this completely.

and i won't be banning people for it, but we have ways to block it.

[oak cave]

oh i havent bought it on mcc yet

it anniversary so it look good and will crash my pc

dont want that so i bought an xbox

[dense ginkgo]

you can just not use the new graphics

[round laurel]

Unfortunately, if you want to play non-F2P multiplayer games online through an Xbox console, you need a subscription to Xbox Live.

[dense ginkgo]

why wouldn't you just buy a better pc lol

if you already have a pc and are a pc gamer, why not just upgrade your pc

[fickle drift]

what
they track targets after the first hit and explode after so many hits, how is that not good?

[oak cave]

no mony

[tight remnant]

Or xbox game pass ultimate

[dense ginkgo]

but enough to buy an xbox

[molten pelican]

block what? is it something I should be aware of?(sometimes I dont know what words are allowed or not)

[oak cave]

yea an xbox

[dense ginkgo]

you could have got yourself a nice new gpu for that price

[oak cave]

like as in xbox xbox

[amber mirage]

Consoles are cheaper than most good GPUs

[dense ginkgo]

a fairly high end one too

[dense ginkgo]

yeah but he already has a pc

[tight remnant]

Not all needlers across all games are balanced the same

[oak cave]

Xbox

not a one or a series

[tight remnant]

I like the halo 5 needler a lot personally. And the variants too

[oak cave]

I HAVE AN XBOX

[dense ginkgo]

and you need to pay for online stuff and buy games and headsets and a tv anyways, unless you already have one

[tight remnant]

The Talon of the Lost is good against light vehicles as well, such as ghosts.

[untold forge]

Original xbox the goat

[dense ginkgo]

OOOHHH

[untold forge]

Literal battle tank of a game system

[fickle drift]

oh yeah, good point

[amber mirage]

Still cheaper most of the time than buying a high-end GPU.

[oak cave]

i bought it for 5 euro back when i was in germany

[dense pewter]

anyone interested playing Halo infinite Coop ?

[round laurel]

Xbox 360?

[cloud tundra]

👍🏻 good to hear

[dense ginkgo]

this is absolutely false, you dont need a top of the range gpu to have a good one

[oak cave]

it works i think i dont have a video output so i will play halo 2 on it

[round laurel]

What do you mean you don't have a video output

[oak cave]

i dont have a video cable for it

i cant make it input or output so i cant see what it displays

[tight remnant]

#lfg-campaign

[round laurel]

Yeah you need a scart or whatever the og xbox used

[oak cave]

hell i dont realy have a controller too so ill have to buy all these stuff

[dense pewter]

ty

[fickle drift]

"I don't need a monitor, monitors need me!"

that was an Iratus quote in case anyone was wondering

[untold forge]

A good pc needs to have a good balance among multiple parts. The higher the cores of ur cpu, the better ur RAM will need to be. Depending on ur cpu and what motherboard u have will determine ur gpu. Then u need a good cooling system. Often upgrading one thing can be very expensive

[oak cave]

now how the hell do i find a classic xbox controller

[round laurel]

ebay probably

[fickle drift]

could steal one from a museum

[untold forge]

Depends what type of classic controller u want

[oak cave]

i want a controller
that works on a xbox

[dense ginkgo]

it's literally the exact same price more or less, i just added up a cheap tv, xbox series s, cheap desk, mcc and cheap headset - came up to about 500, which is the same price as an RTX 3070

[oak cave]

whats a ebay

[fickle drift]

a website

[round laurel]

Auction and trading website

[untold forge]

Imo u could find one at any american pawn shop

[oak cave]

Im not in america

[dense ginkgo]

you could get a used one for like 300 or so too i reckon (though i wouldnt advice it lol)

[untold forge]

Then u might have to order off amazon or something

[pliant hatch]

I have a Duke and the regular one.

[round laurel]

Ebay isn't the only site you can use. I don't know where you're from, but in my country, places like Facebook marketplace, CeX, donedeal.ie etc. are useful

[oak cave]

does amazon still have them?

[amber mirage]

So it's cheaper to get all those individual components than it is to get a GPU that needs to be combined with several other things?

[untold forge]

Theres still many real stores that carry old controllers tho

[dense ginkgo]

he already has a pc

[obsidian wyvern]

how and why is it so big

[steady jolt]

Discord being Discord

[round laurel]

Lol it just came up as # lets go for me

[timid crane]

AYYYYY IM IN DA SCREENSHOT

[dense ginkgo]

and yeah obviously there would likely be some serious bottlenecking, but it would be better in the long run to have a good pc, and you can do WAYYY more on it etc usual pc benefits so on and so forth

[pliant hatch]

forget how to do white text

[untold forge]

5 euros sounds awfully cheap for an og xbox. Have u checked if it works?

[dense ginkgo]

(i preusme his current hardware is low end)

[oak cave]

Well i dont really have a way how

When i put in the cable it turns on

[faint mantle]

Not bad

[oak cave]

and thats about it i can do

[tight remnant]

In a game I just went "With the power of friendship and teamwork let's defeat the enemies"

[untold forge]

If theres power running to the system and it turns on thats probably good enough

[pliant hatch]

no way it works for that low a price

[untold forge]

Like i said that system is a battle tank

[timid crane]

What’s up with the beginning? And the drop?

[timid crane]

Btw thank you

[tight remnant]

We are losing

[oak cave]

i hope so

[fickle drift]

why?

[oak cave]

if not ill just throw it back into my ps3 corner

[pliant hatch]

best to try a game. Mine can turn on but can't run games

[timid crane]

Also is that my k/d going down slowly?!?!?!? 😭

[faint mantle]

The beginning's going to be your first group of matches, and your collective KDA is going to skyrocket if you did extremely bad or extremely good on the first days. It tends to correct itself after 45-50 games

[tight remnant]

Someone asked for teamwork

[fickle drift]

oh

[dusty peak]

We need some missions for our halo infinite multiplayer spartans tbh

[timid crane]

Ah ok….so I’m assuming k/d is collectively going down slowly

[round laurel]

Your mission is to get 20 explosive kills and enjoy it

[pliant hatch]

called teamwork hotshy

[dusty peak]

Talking bout pve missions

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-afraid-so-yes-correct-sadly-yes-agree-gif-15320400

[dense ginkgo]

for the most part, there aren't even any items in the shop that look that decent, or period - i saw about 3 items or something atm

[timid crane]

😭😭😭😭

I must sweat more in ranked

[faint mantle]

WE CAN FILTER FOR THAT TOO!

[timid crane]

Because is that graph for general play or ranked?

[faint mantle]

[round laurel]

One day we might get Firefight... one day... maybe...

[tight remnant]

And we lost

[faint mantle]

This graph is for all your matches in general.

[dense ginkgo]

and the battle passes don't look very good, plus i dont like that everyone will have the same armour as me if i were to gain amore customization options that way

[untold forge]

Old game systems can often be a pain. Lucky i keep older flat screens because they still have the AV plugs

I still turn on my 25 yr old n64 and it works

[tight remnant]

Playing as our spartans would have been good as an option

[timid crane]

I am sad

[tight remnant]

No items that look decent at all in the entire shop's history? Is that what you're saying?

[timid crane]

I must sweat more

[dusty peak]

Well I am refering to like start up of a new Spartan ops adventure. As our infinite mp spartans aparrently the next gen of spartans but can't go to enemy lines to fight the banished or the created though

[oak cave]

alr all the prices are 20 quid or 30

time to find my controller on ali express

[dusty peak]

Also bet ya lot of people wants the spartan companies thing to return in infinite

[tight remnant]

That would be cool

[weary hound]

[timid crane]

Thank merty I shall request a graph sooner or later

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont tend to agree with you but yes to this

[faint mantle]

Would you like to see how you do in ranked specifically?

Under the danger that it may not be what you expect

[timid crane]

Perhaps DM the result to save me from embarrassment 😂

[dusty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-gif-23730384

[untold forge]

I wouldnt fret the statistics in halo. Gaming is more about how many hours youve actually played

[faint mantle]

I can definitely do that

[timid crane]

Thank you kind sir

[timid crane]

Well I’ve played since I was 4 years old and I’m about 21 now so I’d say I got the hours

[late hamlet]

Literally make an account for tracker score network and it shows you your skill rating in several games

[timid crane]

And the skill just as of late a lot of life stuff has been jumping down my throat

[faint mantle]

My stats are also bad and they won't go up, I've pretty much just learned to accept it and take the graph as uncorrectable at this point.

Because it's going to be true. The more you play, the more stagnant the number will become.

[timid crane]

I have no clue what that is

[late hamlet]

It’s on the App Store

[round laurel]

https://halotracker.com/halo-infinite/profile/xbl/Ultimofear19/overview?experience=ranked&playlist=71734db4-4b8e-4682-9206-62b6eff92582

[timid crane]

That lessens the blow a little bit, I just thought I was going down in skill level 😂

[late hamlet]

It also gives you full statistics like if ratio and lifetime kills and what percentage you’re in of the player base

[dusty peak]

But I hope there at least some dlc adventures on zeta halo wiith master chief and zeta halo slowly rebuilding and adding new biomes. And I hope any new weapons and vehicles that gets added to multiplayer gets added to the campaign side. As I wonder how the bandit rifle aka reach unscope dmr looks like in infinite cutscenes

[late hamlet]

This isn’t an ad but just a recommendation it’s pretty good

[normal owl]

Started from the bottom now we [still] here.

[late hamlet]

I wanna know about the endless and the cylixes for real

If we have to wait another ten years to see that story continue…

[tight remnant]

And post launch campaign support... adding weapons and stuff to campaign too..

[dusty peak]

same on the endless part. Cause it disappointing we only fight one from the endless faction but only in one boss room

[tight remnant]

skimmers

[dusty peak]

Skimmers are with the banished

[late hamlet]

Right? Ik 343 got quite a few things wrong but the story promise there is insane

Would love to see a dlc flesh out the endless building an army with the banished them boom

You’ve got another trilogy on your hands easily

[obsidian wyvern]

I just need to know what happened to lasky

[tight remnant]

Where do you think the skimmers come from?

[fickle drift]

I can count on one hand the number of people I've seen using Mirage since season 3 dropped

[late hamlet]

Where is lastly? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[obsidian wyvern]

he best be

[timid crane]

He’s dead on a spike

Sowwy

[obsidian wyvern]

343 will cause irreparable damage to themselves if they kill lasky

[simple wave]

Well good to know you can use bandanna and still get smooth operator… but not for par time/scores, and even no pain no gain.

[hearty flame]

Don't worry, they'll bring him back in the next game as a corrupt AI

[obsidian wyvern]

(yes I am exaggerating before you get onto me)

[faint mantle]

Yeah, at this point the numbers are so high, it's going to be a monster of a task to get my number up to something significant. (1.15 - 1.3 is what I wish for), but there's no way in hell that's happening.

[dusty peak]

Sadly with infinite I expected lot of stuff to be in infinite like past halo game stuff like plasma rifle the og one, plasma repeator, the carbine and beam rifle, light rifle, grenade launcher, spartan laser, fuel rod. etc. same with vehicles as I hope the falcon returning is true

[tight remnant]

There has been this longstanding problem about sweeping under the rug.

[obsidian wyvern]

NOOO 😩

[obsidian wyvern]

yea

[tight remnant]

This includes the didact, spartan ops, janus keys and other story lines, and the created too

[obsidian wyvern]

it's not even like this is cliffhanger stuff, they just simply haven't expanded on the rest of the story

[dusty peak]

Heck was shock the mantis didn't return

[tight remnant]

It still remains one of the halo infinite campaign criticisms, even if the story it tells by itself is good. Infinite is the sequel to halo 5 after all

[normal owl]

Is that a graph about how to feel about life, with base line being "meh"?

[dusty peak]

though if the mantis returns I would rather prefer the halo 4 function one tbh

[faint mantle]

Gamer life, sure.

[normal owl]

Time to use the ol' reliable "...and then he woke up and it had all been a dream".

[faint mantle]

Accepting that I can't be #1 on FPS

But my KDA went up to 2.03 for some reason, I'd call that a significant improvement.

[rare cedar]

Oooooh that book cover art in #announcements

[timid crane]

Heck yeah it is!

[dusty peak]

And wouldn't mind if we can customize the banish weapons and vehicles in the weapon and vehicle bay. As sadly mcc had some of the covenant weapon and vehicle skin to be change in multiplayer/campaign. Also I kinda don't like the warthog, mongoose, ghost and banshee sound tbh. Is it bad for spiritual reboot I prefer the og sounds lol

[timid crane]

I mean I’m halo 5 i had a 3.0

In infinite I have a 1.4 but I don’t play as much

[hasty zinc]

I drew that picture for my 10th grade art project

[smoky token]

That’s a nice KDA

[hasty zinc]

my art teacher was also a big Halo fan so we were always talking about it

[rare cedar]

You still got it?

[hasty zinc]

nope

all of my art projects in his class were Halo related lol

[timid crane]

I’m assuming your talking about mertys 😭

[rare cedar]

[smoky token]

Yeah lol

[hasty zinc]

we would talk all the time about Halo 2 rumors. It was crazy

[rare cedar]

That’s awesome

[hasty zinc]

he loved slipknot so we would listen to that in his class

[rare cedar]

Wait, 10th grade pre-2004

[hasty zinc]

I tried to get him to put on the Halo soundtrack

[rare cedar]

You’re way older than me than I imagined

[fickle drift]

I will never understand why they just completely ignored everything that happened in Halo 5
Arbiter and Chief are finally reunited and Cortana turns evil with a super OP army at her side
then in Halo Infinite, spartan Locke gets deleted, Arbiter vanishes and Cortana kills herself in a cutscene and her army is also deleted 😐

[hasty zinc]

oh thanks

[smoky token]

actually sobbing right now

[muted rose]

Perfect 0

[rare cedar]

Early bird dinner is just sound the corner

[muted rose]

But your getting more than 1 so you are contributing

[hasty zinc]

I start getting sleepy around 9

[faint mantle]

[tight remnant]

Skimmers and Xalanyn share similarities but some differences too

[tight remnant]

So early

[rare cedar]

[muted rose]

Someone needs a new game

[timid crane]

🤷‍♂️

[timid crane]

HEY WHY

[faint mantle]

Btw @round laurel @timid crane where did y'all learn of Rstudio if you don't mind me asking? 👀

[rare cedar]

What website is that

[faint mantle]

Leafapp

[muted rose]

Joking

Mostly

[rare cedar]

Look me up Merty

[hasty zinc]

www.halo2sucks.com

[timid crane]

😭

[round laurel]

Stats and political research methods in uni lol

[normal owl]

Well but do you wake up earlier naturally? Maybe you're a morning lark vs a night owl?

[muted rose]

That is a crazy k/d ratio though, something to be proud of

[faint mantle]

Any special requests for your graph? (Playlist, dates...)

[timid crane]

Just learned it through multiple years of hearing of stats and doing my own little research, I’ve just never been fortunate enough to have the technology to look into everything myself or experiment

[rare cedar]

Whatever y’all been using

[muted rose]

Is this waypoint?

[timid crane]

I MUST MAKE IT HIGHER

[obsidian wyvern]

how you complaining about kd lol

[hasty zinc]

I'm a grump in the mornings, I go to bed around 1130ish and wake up at 7 something, but on weekends I like to be a young whipper snapper and stay up until like 1:30.

[muted rose]

More!

[obsidian wyvern]

another ranked match, time to ruin today's 6 win streak

[normal owl]

Wow you are living the life!

[hasty zinc]

weekends are CRAY CRAY

sometimes I have cereal past 11

[timid crane]

Because it must always be higher

[normal owl]

One of the best feelings in the world is to wake up for something at an early time, realize you don't have to wake up that early, and get back into bed. The feeling of comfort + freedom is exhilarating.

[muted rose]

I don’t have a waypoint account so I got no idea what my k/d is

[fickle drift]

there's nothing quite like carrying 2 AFK people and a noob to victory against a 4 stack 💪

[paper trellis]

amen

[hasty zinc]

recently I've been waking up 10-15 minutes before my alarm is scheduled to awaken me from my slumber and it's been very annoying.

[muted rose]

One afk is usually enough to bring me down lol

[normal owl]

Forget all this KD talk; waking up naturally before your alarm is the real brag here. I would love to have that natural skill.

[hasty zinc]

especially because when I go to bed at 1130 I dont' actually fall asleep for another 2 hours or so

[paper trellis]

its a one in a million

[hasty zinc]

I'm not on my phone or anything, I am just laying there trying to shut my brain off

[muted rose]

How much before? One hour? Awesome. One minute? lame.

[round laurel]

It's 0.91

[normal owl]

The house['s bed] always wins.

[muted rose]

For me?

[round laurel]

Yes, overall K/D

[muted rose]

😞

[viral dune]

LOL

[paper trellis]

[muted rose]

Wait which account 🤨

[fickle drift]

when they get swapped out for bots it's not so bad bc at least the bots actually put up somewhat of a fight
the AFK guys weren't swapped out until like half-way through my game 😦

[round laurel]

https://halotracker.com/halo-infinite/profile/xbl/DreadBench00/overview?experience=overall

[normal owl]

Times like that are when I go on a wikipedia journey about something in history that I realize must have been major but that I'm unfamiliar with. Like we always hear about the Roman Empire, but we don't hear nearly as much about their actual #1 rival: not Germanic tribes, but the Parthian Empire. So interesting, then zzzzz.

[hasty zinc]

listen here pal

[muted rose]

I need a weapon.

[paper trellis]

why do u like halo 4 so much

[muted rose]

We are RAISING that k/d

[faint mantle]

I watch replays of myself and notice my reaction time is too slow for what's happening on a FPS, but I look at other friends and I don't feel so bad anymore.

[hasty zinc]

I go on little adventures in my head to try to go to sleep. Usually I'm an astronaut exploring other worlds.

[paper trellis]

i just count sheep. Am i lame?

[normal owl]

Slumbernauts sounds like a good time actually.

[viral dune]

No, you are DEEvine Intervention

[paper trellis]

i count but it goes 1,2,3,4,5,7,9,10,11,13,7,17,19,23,1–

then im gone

[muted rose]

I glare at my lizard while he runs around

Then I just fade out

[hasty zinc]

that's a good idea for a movie or game. Then it turns out the adventures you go on in your sleep are real

[paper trellis]

you have a lizard?

[rare cedar]

I replay all the games I played that night and think about how I could fix my mistakes, then I’m out like a light

[muted rose]

2 of them. Beardie and a crested.

[hasty zinc]

must take you forever to fall asleep

[rare cedar]

I only make 1 mistake

[hasty zinc]

playing Halo 3?

[rare cedar]

So 7 seconds and I’m out

[paper trellis]

id play Halo CE in my head with perfect memory. And it never works cuz i dont stop until halo is blown up

[rare cedar]

[viral dune]

Omg Bungie reference

[fickle drift]

ban

[paper trellis]

or id play it so much that id stop but every time i blink i get a flash of me running down a detailed hallway on truth and reconsiliation

[muted rose]

“The day, it’s finished.”

“No, I think we’re just getting started.”

[fossil skiff]

[normal owl]

The game based on my dreams would not sell well. I do the most mundane stuff, but sometimes there's the occasional conversation I have with someone in my life...about mundane stuff.

[fickle drift]

[hasty zinc]

I had one super detailed dream in which I died, and I'll never forget it

[obsidian wyvern]

keepin it goingg

[hasty zinc]

it was insane

[paper trellis]

i thought he was in a bowl of ramen

[viral dune]

What happened

[obsidian wyvern]

I die in every single dream I have, and I have dreams at least every other day

[tight remnant]

For all the emblems we have I noticed we don't have a pure UNSC or ONI emblem

[muted rose]

He is.
(My hunger is causing illusions.)

[paper trellis]

btw am i weird for only playing the last part of Blue Team from the Halo 5 soundtrack?

[normal owl]

You're subconsciously very confident in reincarnation apparently.

[obsidian wyvern]

yesterday I got hit by a car which was pretty boring but yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

listen to 117 then

[tight remnant]

Great track

[paper trellis]

were you in a car?

[muted rose]

Nope. That little halo 3 jingle with the echo is just so good

[viral dune]

Damn not even in your dreams you have a positive k/d

[obsidian wyvern]

no I was sitting on the sidewalk

[normal owl]

Did it feel amazing to wake up and realize you're in fact alive and it was just a dream?

[paper trellis]

i do but it takes too long to get to the good parts

[obsidian wyvern]

DAMN

[paper trellis]

forest gump style?

[muted rose]

That’s a bench

[hasty zinc]

I want to pin that

[paper trellis]

whatever

[normal owl]

Icky with the Killshot of the Day.

[timid crane]

Muh k/d must be raised to the heavens

[hasty zinc]

wow panda took my fun

[timid crane]

Not only my k/d/a but my k/d as well

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-oh-snaps-burned-mind-blown-gif-15196317

[muted rose]

Me when minor detail is missed (extreme anger.)

[paper trellis]

fine then. Little Rascals style

[rare cedar]

Don’t think, do.

[muted rose]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[normal owl]

so Aegis what was this dream?

[paper trellis]

it would be funny tho with forest gump sitting on a bench and car swerves into him

he reminiscing about his mom and stuff

[timid crane]

Raise k/d positive 10 or fail to have a negative kd of -.1there is no in between

[muted rose]

Probably would be Jenny.

[molten pelican]

nothing is on fire, fire is on things

[paper trellis]

fr

[paper trellis]

woah

[muted rose]

Water is wet because you cannot make one something you are not

[molten pelican]

how does your brain remember that we forgot something, but cant remember what that thing was?

[paper trellis]

hey when you drop a rock into a pool does the water get wet or does the pool get rock?

[muted rose]

No you hit the person swimming in the pool.

[paper trellis]

i dunno probably something to do with dementia

[molten pelican]

It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.

[paper trellis]

bruh

[molten pelican]

I wonder what my dog named me.

[paper trellis]

then the 1900s will be dead for sure

[muted rose]

“Man the 20’s were awful!”

• The two barbarians surviving the apocalypse In 2040

[paper trellis]

not how the founding fathers intended

[molten pelican]

When my dog brings me the same toy, I wonder if it's his favorite toy or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.

[paper trellis]

ngl i think global warming is real.

[molten pelican]

ok.

[paper trellis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[molten pelican]

Only one sock goes missing because if both did, you wouldn't notice.

[paper trellis]

wait

[muted rose]

I think most people do, it’s like the flat earth thing. Just an obnoxious minority.

[molten pelican]

Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?

[molten pelican]

It comes from people not rly understanding what CO2 is and does

[paper trellis]

Mantis from Halo 4 soundtrack was good ngl

[muted rose]

Aegis, I have to admit I’m a little afraid of what your typing

[paper trellis]

Incredibles vibes

[molten pelican]

me too

[hasty zinc]

I was like on the top of the steps of some giant ancient pyramid temple thing looking down across a courtyard that stretched for what seemed miles with these giant stone pillars on the left and right of the outstretched concrete pathway. I pulled down on a torch at the top of the stairs and a giant tsunami wave formed behind the temple on which I was standing in front of. I started running down the stairs and as I was running the water swept me from behind. I was being dragged by the water through the courtyard and as I looked left and right the once mighty stone pillars started crumbling and collapsing. I knew I was in trouble but there was nothing I could do. So I just gave up. Eventually I was dragged underneath from the currents of this giant wave and was sucked into and through a sort cross-hatched sewer grate and everything went black. After that happened there was nothing, no sound, no light.. absolutely nothing. Then after what seemed like hours I popped up from the ground in what I can only describe as a a Mario 64 style tube and my dream ended.

[molten pelican]

Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders.

[paper trellis]

woah

[timid crane]

That’s a whole lot of reading

[hasty zinc]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[normal owl]

Wow, like a Myst x Tomb Raider x Mario adventure.

I can visualize that.

[molten pelican]

my reply to this would be: We'll never really know what it smells like underwater.

[paper trellis]

Humans in 2023: we evolved from throwing rocks at people in war.

The Bullet Manufacturers: 💀

[fossil skiff]

yo

[normal owl]

oy

[paper trellis]

It smells like burning

[molten pelican]

how do you know

[fossil skiff]

check this out

[hasty zinc]

hey at least we know what space smells like

[paper trellis]

well one time i was in a pool and i inhaled deeply

[normal owl]

the emoji?

[molten pelican]

skill issue

[fossil skiff]

one not from this server

[paper trellis]

lol

[timid crane]

Let me just say I love the little inside joke of “Devine intervention” from Johnson

[normal owl]

WELCOME TO THE HIGH LIFE

[paper trellis]

ya welcome world

[molten pelican]

guys

gals

[round laurel]

Let's not

[molten pelican]

you watching to much packgod lets not

[muted rose]

You foresaw Atlantis

[normal owl]

I'm seriously so happy you have ascended! @fossil skiff

[obsidian wyvern]

🫡

[molten pelican]

ah yes, the best club

[viral dune]

Congrats on getting inheritor Sol!

[obsidian wyvern]

ugh slayer on the pit

as a ranked match

[viral dune]

H3?

[molten pelican]

Sol has evolved into a higher level of existence

[obsidian wyvern]

hi

[faint mantle]

Get a Ninja

[muted rose]

He has gained spice insight. He is the muad dib

[molten pelican]

Merty did you know that pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders?

fun facts with spork

[faint mantle]

[molten pelican]

great book

[muted rose]

I am actually astonished you understood that

[molten pelican]

it truly is a very good book

[muted rose]

Nobody gets my references

Nice for a change lol

[molten pelican]

i get you MIAspartan, I get you

[muted rose]

There’s an avatar quote I can put here but I cant put my finger on it

Ah, “I see you.”

[molten pelican]

haha

[normal owl]

Intensive Care Unit

[muted rose]

Lame movie but awesome worldbuilding

[molten pelican]

miencarft

[muted rose]

Literal world building

[normal owl]

The X360 Avatar game by Ubisoft was a lot of fun actually.

[muted rose]

I did actually hear a lot of good things about that game. It’s funny how bad movies get good games sometimes

[obsidian wyvern]

I ruined the win streak 😩

[floral pollen]

F

[timid crane]

F

[long salmon]

Yo I just hit 1500 onyx for the first time

Then I went on a 8 game losing streak back to d5 my confidence is skyrocketing

[round laurel]

The tilt is strong

[timid crane]

Get ripped

I want to get on but at the same time I don’t

[brisk ermine]

Daddie chill

[obsidian wyvern]

ill take it

why is this a thing, i did not approve

[rigid patio]

I still can't believe that there's people on Reddit and other websites claiming that die-hard Halo fans are still disappointed with Halo Infinite, first of all they have the audacity to think that they have the authority to speak for an entire group of people. Second of all I'm a die-hard Halo fan who has been playing since Halo 3 and I'm actually enjoying Infinite again lol

Now what I mean?

[empty turret]

I mean, alot of people are disappointed lol

[rigid patio]

It doesn't mean that every die-hard Halo fan doesn't like the game.

I think it's mainly the claim that they're acting like they're the authority on what they're talking about, that's what gets underneath my skin.

[fossil skiff]

Reddit is…well, Reddit.

I think a lot of people are also stuck in their childhood days and can’t see past nostalgia

[muted rose]

The people who use Reddit represent their section of the population poorly to say the least

[timid crane]

Facts say it louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

[fickle drift]

I have been playing halo since I was 16, so 22 years. I am nostalgic for the old games, but I love Chief & Cortana in Infinite. It may be my favorite storyline.

[rigid patio]

I'm just looking to have fun in an arena based shooter which seems like a rare commodity nowadays, I mean I can't stomach more than 2 hours at a time on MWII because of SBMM lol

[timid crane]

Like I said I’ve been playing since I was 4 (21 now) and started with CE and as I grew up I played them as they came out and I can say infinite is good

👍

[rigid patio]

Yeah I started with Halo 3 I'm 22

[timid crane]

Dude growing up with halo was such an experience

I wish more people could’ve experienced it

[fickle drift]

Why is is putting me on US servers when my matchmaking is set to local? Anyone know how to change this

[timid crane]

Cause US servers are best servers duhhhh

(This is satire I am now depressed)

[cedar turret]

always be sure to tip you server to enhance performance

[fickle drift]

I don't even care about search times I just want low ping 😢

[cedar turret]

lower the net

[round laurel]

There is nothing more that you can do, other than playing at EU peak times.

[timid crane]

Well you can’t have both! Pick one, low ping, or low queue times

We’re running low on product (the product being low ping and low queue times)

[rigid patio]

I mean it's Halo's ttk is slower than most other first-person shooters that have really fast ttk, so you can dominate in Halo with like 100 ping.

[timid crane]

On todays episode of “fact or cap” I think he’s speaking facts

[rigid patio]

The only other FPS that I think has a similar ttk to Halo is csgo, although most of the time in CS a head shot means you're dead

[fickle drift]

Landing the last headshot is so painful with 100+ ping

[timid crane]

I want tears boy

[fickle drift]

Fax

[dry frigate]

What on earth

[rigid patio]

What?

[dry frigate]

What are we chatting about

[zinc oxide]

Things

And stuff

[rigid patio]

Well first it started out as a conversation about how some die-hard fans think they have the authority to speak for the entire group, and how some people can't see past the Nostalgia of the classic games to enjoy Halo Infinite,

[dry frigate]

Hmmm

[rigid patio]

The final one doesn't make any sense because we have the Master Chief collection if you want to play the classic games, just go play the classic games lol

[smoky token]

erm actually Halo CEA uses the Gearbox port of Custom Edition, which changes some textures and shaders

🤓

[timid crane]

I am da big angry

[plain lagoon]

hehe

[wanton cypress]

Xbox finally banned my account for trolling. Good while it lasted

[dry frigate]

Bruh

[fossil skiff]

[wanton cypress]

Someone has to stop the nerds playing parkour servers

[smoky token]

Man these wasps are annoying when they play aggressive

[fossil skiff]

Very annoying

MGs should have had a cooldown imo

[dry frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-call-me-master-chief-master-chief-video-games-xbox-gif-18674811

[smoky token]

Yeah, heat

One of the things I wish 343 would have kept tbh

[fossil skiff]

Couple that with most people’s lack of shooting even an AR at a wasp and it just snowballs

Especially on highpower when you get ravagers

[tight remnant]

I wish it was more like the halo 5 wasp

So it'd be more skillful

[quick marten]

Ok guys what is your favourite weapon

[rigid patio]

There's parkour servers that honestly sounds interesting

[wanton cypress]

on mcc

[rigid patio]

Oh

Some would say custom games is what keeps Halo fun at least it ain't MillRP like on Halo 5

[smoky token]

How did I get this coating?

[pulsar cobalt]

Christmas event

[smoky token]

Ah, right

[eternal crown]

yall is there a game mode where you spawn with the pistol? im kinda stupid and and dont remember the game mode weapon spawns

pistol and a primary* its for the challenge

[smoky token]

Oh my god

its 10 and 5

[eternal crown]

yikes

[round laurel]

Quickplay

[eternal crown]

bet thank ya bro

[simple wave]

Oh, one achievement I forgot to write down - Zealot. That’s to win 10 matches in H2A as an elite.

[smoky token]

sorry for dark, this is onyx right?

[simple wave]

That’s onyx yes.

[smoky token]

That would explain why he had 25 kills in tac slayer lol

Unfortunately his team could not keep up

[fickle drift]

oof

I bet he's not happy

[smoky token]

It was an unranked tac slayer game

He got to practice his aim plenty

[fickle drift]

yeah, but you don't get to Onyx rank without sweating like your life depends on it at every turn

[junior cliff]

anyone wanna join my fireteam

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fickle drift]

I am utterly exhausted from my trip into the dark zone so no thanks 🙂

[sand nest]

OMG When Will Tactical Slayer Stop Having Bandits 85% Of All Matchs

[fickle drift]

probably after season 3 ends

[smoky token]

I've only had bandits 2 matches of the last 5 I played

[sand nest]

I Would Take Sidekicks Even Stalkers Once In A While Even I Hate That Gun Most Of All

[smoky token]

it was mostly BRs actually

[fickle drift]

I haven't played SWAT "tactical slayer" since either season 2 or the winter update season thingy so I haven't played it with DMRs bandits yet

[fickle drift]

stalkers?????

that's sounds awful

[smoky token]

Stalker tac slayer is actually pretty good

[sand nest]

At Least BR Can Hit Their Targets Up Close. Bandits Like A Heavier Version Of The Halo 3 Pistol

[fickle drift]

it doesn't sound good 😦

then don't ADS 🤷‍♂️

at least not in CQC

[sand nest]

Better As A Hammer Than A Gun

[fickle drift]

for longer ranges obviously you should ADS, but just don't ADS in close-quarters

[smoky token]

It's pretty versatile, but I can see how you'd compare it to a magnum

[long salmon]

anyone else getting this error? my internet seems to be fine. "Could not find a data center suitable for all members of your fireteam. This is often due to network connectivity or latency issues"

[long salmon]

also 100% agree

[smoky token]

Are you playing with someone from Oceania, East Asia, etc?

[fickle drift]

are you playing with people from other countries?

[long salmon]

nah im not in a party atm

[fickle drift]

oh

maybe you're connected to the wrong server?

[long salmon]

also i apologize for kind of ruining the conversation lol

[smoky token]

Nah it's fine

[fickle drift]

it's all good

[smoky token]

We weren't talking about much

Try just closing the game and reopening it

If it doesn't solve the issue, consider submitting a ticket with Halo Support

[fickle drift]

and check what server you're on

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[long salmon]

didnt work, ill go ahead and make a ticket. for some reason the game took a while to launch

thanks though :))

[smoky token]

Yw

[fickle drift]

... or just forget about checking your server, that works too 🤷‍♂️

[long salmon]

sorry

i should know this but how do i check that? i have it on expanded but i havent changed it recently

[fickle drift]

it's ok

[fickle drift]

uh, I actually don't know 😅 but I assume there's a way to do it somehow

[round laurel]

Last time I tried helping a dude with this, his ping was insane, which means it'll block you from matchmaking. Can you test your ping on your relevant platform just to make sure?

[fickle drift]

whispers it's probably just a server issue

[round laurel]

Maybe, but yeah I realised it was the guy from earlier that got onyx after I sent it.

[smoky token]

Possibly, but in NA that doesn't happen often and there is a lot of redundancy infrastructure in place to prevent that

[sand nest]

I Was Having Issues With Community Game Maps Geometry All Over The Place Where No One Can See

[fickle drift]

the same guy?

[long salmon]

like on an internet speed tester

[round laurel]

Are you on PC?

[long salmon]

yes

[smoky token]

https://www.speedtest.net

[long salmon]

16 ping

[round laurel]

Ok so not on your end.

[sand nest]

The Xbox Have A Speed Test In Network Settings

[fickle drift]

1 he might not be in NA and 2 even if he is, NA is a very large area
so large, that some games have their servers in two separate lists (West NA and East NA)

[long salmon]

i am in na

[vapid siren]

low ping doesnt mean the connection is necessarily fine lol

[long salmon]

fair

[fickle drift]

oh

[smoky token]

Check his roles

[sand nest]

Is Your NAT Open?

[fickle drift]

well he could still be connected to the wrong server

[vapid siren]

and how would it be doing that

[long salmon]

i didnt make any internet related changes recently, i was just playing two hours ago

[fickle drift]

you can manually select servers (I think)

[round laurel]

I mean... it probably is, I doubt it'll block you form matchmaking if you have packet loss. Besides, he was playing fine earlier.

[vapid siren]

no

[fickle drift]

you can't manually select servers?

[vapid siren]

this isn't gamespy arcade no

[faint mantle]

Unrelated but this is the speed of a place I'll be visiting next week. Can't wait for it.

[fickle drift]

man is headed to NASA HQ

[vapid siren]

ew

asymmetric speed

[smoky token]

Are we flexing? One second

[long salmon]

i restarted my game and computer still no solution :((

[vapid siren]

600/600 superiority

[long salmon]

i appreciate the help though

[faint mantle]

Since it's not my own speed, no.

[fickle drift]

well, that's ridiculous
you can't even manually select servers on PC?

[faint mantle]

It's a third-party funded place.

[smoky token]

No, why would you be able to?

[long salmon]

just local and expanded

[smoky token]

There's no dedicated server browser

This isn't TF2

[fickle drift]

😦

[faint mantle]

MeeM

[fickle drift]

unacceptable

[vapid siren]

well... technically customs are hosted on a server so um ackhaidualfjhsalfhjaslfdhasllly

[smoky token]

Shut up

[vapid siren]

[smoky token]

[fickle drift]

I will never see Halo Infinite the same way ever again 😢

[smoky token]

Almost no matchmade multiplayer games have that option

[sand nest]

I Seen How Bad It Is With A AMD RX 570

[fickle drift]

they should add that as a feature

[long salmon]

the funny thing is that i have fine connections to the shop, vods, etc

🤷‍♂️

[vapid siren]

well those things are gonna be directed to other servers and such

actual game servers are their own kind of thing

[long salmon]

gotcha

[vapid siren]

it literally already will autopick the best available server for all people matched up like it's kind of only applicable in some more fringe cases

[fickle drift]

ok, but in my opinion it should be a feature

[smoky token]

Maybe for CGB

But that would cause a lot of security issues

[fickle drift]

would it?

[smoky token]

Yeah

If you're 343i/Microsoft then you want everything hosted directly on your servers because if something bad happens, you can moderate it as appropriate

Be it a hardware issue, user issue, etc

[hearty flame]

Yeah, an unfortunate fact I have to remember every day

[smoky token]

?

[hearty flame]

Just a bad joke

[faint mantle]

I miss staying at Team Fortress ngl

But nowadays the Sniper bots just ruin everything

[hearty flame]

"Oh look a game that's got some people in it"
Every minute someone gets kicked for being a bot

[cedar turret]

considering how many things were wrong wtih p2p connections when it was the primary means for online play, servers are by far the better option.

[vapid siren]

afaik it's pretty under control nowadays and people do work to kick em quick

[hearty flame]

My lag switch stopped working one day and I had to actually git gud || /s||

[faint mantle]

One time I saw a friend running a party of five so I joined in, they said they didn't get any bots so I was pretty confident
Next two games had bots, and I decided to kick myself out
And no, there's no good ending, they didn't find any bots for the rest of the night while I wasn't there 🥲

[vapid siren]

[fickle drift]

oof

[vapid siren]

clearly you gotta go play MvM and take the aggression out on the bots

and then have to deal with the tacobot..... upstanding fine gentlemen

[tired wraith]

Im gonna say something offensive

[vapid siren]

yeah we'll just say that that's the nicest way i can word it

[fickle drift]

uh oh...

[tired wraith]

Something offensive

[faint mantle]

I played MvM, it was neutral most of the time.

[fickle drift]

my man...

[vapid siren]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[fickle drift]

well played 👏

[faint mantle]

There's this one dude I met though, that had over 1,000 tours and I made fun of. Looking back at it I regret it.

[fickle drift]

why?

[vapid siren]

No no you're well within your right to do so

[faint mantle]

I laughed at his PERFECT SPANISH because he was drunk.

(This was before the Tacobot epoch btw)

[vapid siren]

well.... that's awkward lol

[faint mantle]

Yeah, not my brightest moment.

I wish him well wherever he may be

rumors say he passed away

[tired wraith]

Yo some dude laughed at me for speaking perfect Spanish while drunk once

That was wild

[smoky token]

[tired wraith]

[smoky token]

Holy crap

I just bellylanded at 550 kph in a g.91

I thought I was gonna explode

[tired wraith]

What is the longest y’all’s hair have ever grown so far

[smoky token]

interesting question

[crude tinsel]

Hello

I'm new to the sever

[elfin glacier]

Hi

[gilded night]

i need somebodies input on this debate i’ve been having with my friend

A Spartan II with just their Techsuit (Mjonlir MK V era) vs arkham trilogy batman with armour but without gadgets just a straight fist fight, my friend seems to be behind batman for this

[viral dune]

Hi new to the server, I'm Icky Spartan

[vapid siren]

how much prep time does batman get

[smoky token]

Spartan is able to kill fully trained paratroopers (basically) at the age of 14

[gilded night]

he can pause the game

[vapid siren]

then batrman

[gilded night]

when he killed the 3 ODST soldiers in the gym?

[smoky token]

well, killed one

[gilded night]

my mistake

[tired wraith]

Spartan wins

[crude tinsel]

Haha vary funny lol

[cedar turret]

Don't pretend killing 3 odsts would be an achievement.

[viral dune]

Thank you

[tired wraith]

I mean

They are ODST

[gilded night]

don’t disrespect ODSTS they only look weak because you’re a 7 foot absolute machine of a spartan thought every halo game

[crude tinsel]

I like odst

[tired wraith]

They may not be augmented but they are as sure as hell tough as nails

But even without the armor

[gilded night]

for being unaugmented humans during the human covenant war and against the insurrection they’re pretty powerful

they’re no spartan but they’re definitely not pushovers

[tired wraith]

An average marine in the halo universe could probably break Batman

[gilded night]

i disagree there

[tired wraith]

Have you seen how strong dubbos foot is in CE? Man…

[cedar turret]

my fictional daddy can beat up your fictional daddy

[tired wraith]

He could have beat the whole war with it

[gilded night]

you raise a fair point but a standard average marine against batman in hand to hand combat isn’t a fair fight

[tired wraith]

Yeah I know

[gilded night]

my fictional hyperfixation could beat your fictional hyperfixation 🗣️

[tired wraith]

That’s a good point

[calm fiber]

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[tired wraith]

Well honestly Batman may be equalavent to an odst

In strength

[crude tinsel]

Agree

[gilded night]

still my friend seems to think that Batman could beat a spartan II in their techsuit because of his reflex speed (an average SII has 20ms of reaction speed) and he has insane strength feats (Spartans can lift up to 3x their body weight and weight 200kg)

basically his argument is batman is batman

[tired wraith]

Huh, wierd

[gilded night]

yeah seems about right

[tired wraith]

Tell him to read the fall o’ reach

That should clear things up

[gilded night]

then we went on to argue about Bane on venom vs tech suit spartan

[tired wraith]

Okay well that’s not fair

[gilded night]

funny thing my other friends dad has 17 halo books and is a massive halo fan and my friend has only played Infinite because i made him install it

[tired wraith]

It should be venom vs flood

[tired wraith]

Oh

[gilded night]

The flood absolutely violates every arkham universe

[tired wraith]

Indeed

[gilded night]

the flood is atrociously powerful

[tired wraith]

I would love to read a story on a flood Spartan

[gilded night]

i don’t think there’s every been a spartan combat form

[tired wraith]

Yeah but there’s a code in case of on

[gilded night]

closest the flood got was piercings Johns armour but cortana managed to get it off just in time

[tired wraith]

Code name :CORRUPTOR

Basically they Hiroshima they heck out of wherever the infected Spartan is

[gilded night]

yeah ONI has a continency if a spartan is taken by the flood where they basically just nuke the planet regardless of UNSC, ONI or civ casualties

[tired wraith]

Ye

[gilded night]

a spartan combat form is terrifying

[tired wraith]

I know it’s like they’re smiling

Gross

[gilded night]

basically just reach the planet at that point

[sand nest]

A Lot Of Cheaters In Tactical Slayer This Week. One Player Profile Claims He Have 22 Years Xbox Service With 540804 Achievement Score

[gilded night]

seems legit

[smoky token]

Is that not something easily verifiable?

[sand nest]

Their Only Have Been 19 Years Service

[gilded night]

i was being sarcastic

[round laurel]

You played against Bill Gates congrats mon

[smoky token]

Maybe they counted 2001

[tired wraith]

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentence

[gilded night]

Camel Print Is Fun To Read

probably just an auto capitalising keyboard tho

[tired wraith]

That’s actually a thing?

[fickle drift]

It Makes Things More Interesting Typing Like This

[gilded night]

it’s called Camel Writing or something along those lines

[tired wraith]

Oh

Kinda violates everything I learned in ela class

[gilded night]

well yeah it’s improper english

[tired wraith]

But that’s okay

[gilded night]

there’s a weird ergonomic reason for it or something, i don’t know however i completely forgot it

[tired wraith]

Oh okay

changing subjects real quick my average resting heart rate went from 60-63 to 55

Just found that odd

[smoky token]

Whats the prognosis?

[tired wraith]

Idk I just looked at my watch and found out this morning

[molten hare]

hello

[simple wave]

Yep, just got the par time for Forerunner!

“Raging in the Dark”!

(15:31) yep, got par time! (Par Time: 20:00)

[smoky token]

Thats the third level?

Or the second

[simple wave]

Third yeah.

[smoky token]

Nice

[simple wave]

Just need infinity, reclaimer, shutdown, and composer.

[cedar turret]

one of those only takes 6 minutes

[lyric vessel]

master cheeks

[smoky token]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-why-confused-jack-black-gif-8714598

[simple wave]

And I got the par time on midnight last night so that’s cool

[pale bramble]

Nice g

[tired wraith]

Johnny cycloid

[grizzled gazelle]

Giggling as someone recreated the Coral Desktop (the Tardis interior used by the 9th and 10th Doctor) in Infinite's Forge.

[dreamy stirrup]

got a link to the waypoint download?

[steady jolt]

Wonder if it's this one
https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/maps/53556f9c-47a0-4bba-bf7e-5274d8fc9e79

[crude marsh]

woah that looks cool kinda looks like that power rangers room with the big head guy lol

[sand nest]

Wow.. Player Cheating In Halo infinte Admitted He Was Streaming Cheats

[hasty zinc]

big head guy S... M... H...

[steady jolt]

Please don't call out profiles / gamertags here

[sand nest]

Sorry Just Fustrated I Can't Play A Fair Match All Day

[crude marsh]

lmaooo im sorry! i forgot his name

[fossil skiff]

squidward

[sand nest]

The Cheating Are So Bad They Even Admit It In Chat

[fossil skiff]

ready to be done with this semester fakestar?

[crude marsh]

yesssss i just finished another project today so now i just need two more & I'll be done

[fossil skiff]

lets gooo

[crude marsh]

hope ur semester has been going good!

[fossil skiff]

it has not but this summer semester will be much better 😄

moving on campus

[crude marsh]

sorry to hear that :( but glad to hear positive changes!! that's so cool! i've always wanted to try living on a university campus

[fossil skiff]

was hoping to live in a small dorm on my own but might as well get that roommate experience

[crude marsh]

that seems more fun tbh get to meet someone new plus yall are forced to be friends :P

[fossil skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/lilo-and-stitch-disney-stitch-hi-hello-gif-3562358

[dreamy stirrup]

hit up Halo Safety and report the player please and thanks!

https://aka.ms/HaloSafety

[fossil skiff]

woot new headset coming in tomorrow

no more paracord and duct tape headset

[amber mirage]

My Elite control came in. I should unbox it soon.

[fossil skiff]

oo nice. what color(s) did you go with?

[amber mirage]

I opted for a standard one

[fossil skiff]

Still a really clean design

[amber mirage]

I needed that discount so I could be financially irresponsible when this controller gets restocked https://yuancon.store/controller/groove coaster

[fossil skiff]

What is that for? Not familiar with the shape

[amber mirage]

It's for a specific rhythm game. The controller is modelled off the arcade cabinet controls so you can use it on the PC and Switch versions of the game.

[fossil skiff]

That sounds fun. Never really messed with rhythm games before.

Unless DDR on the wii counts

[amber mirage]

DDR counts

I played that for the first time last year

[fossil skiff]

We got it and the wii for Christmas way back, was pretty fun

[amber mirage]

Found an arcade with a bunch of rhythm games and the place is an absolute blast.

[fossil skiff]

The real star was the super Mario game though

[fossil skiff]

I believe it. Do clubs/groups go there? Sounds like a fun time.

[amber mirage]

Yeah. Found out about it through my old university's rhythm games club. How I got hooked on the genre.

[fossil skiff]

Fruit ninja combined with a rhythm game would be really cool

But I think there’s a game already kinda like that?

[amber mirage]

Kinda. Mobile has a pretty good variety of rhythm games. I imagine there's something like that out there.

[fossil skiff]

I vaguely remember a game where it had some really funky music videos and some sort of device you held and swung to the beat of a song

[amber mirage]

Beat Saber

[crude marsh]

there's that new Hi-Fi Rush game it has rhythm elements

[fossil skiff]

Yesss that’s it..seemed like a fun workout

[crude marsh]

looooove that game

[amber mirage]

I still need to try it. My number one reason for wanting VR.

[crude marsh]

only reason why i got vr tbh lol was on sale during black friday & thought why not & it's legit 10/10

[fossil skiff]

I’d be so worried about falling over or knocking my hand on something

Even if the room was cleared beforehand

[timid crane]

Ok so

I just did my first ranked snipers game ever on infinite

[fossil skiff]

I hope we get a game like Pacific Rim one day but in VR, that would be insane

[timid crane]

And uh I went 20 and like 14

[fossil skiff]

Noice

[timid crane]

I don’t know if I like it but I did something dirty