🗿・memes

[austere dock]

"You need a key"

Is that a supra?!

[golden spire]

Griffith design be like

[urban tundra]

Boring meme ngl

[elfin robin]

This is joke don’t get mad at me (talking about A9 team)

[peak musk]

Me with only 2 opponents

[south echo]

Incoming season?

[nimble canopy]

less goooo

[sage sage]

Everyone: complaining that the fps dropped by 1 so they got a worse run
Me who only barely gets 30fps on the menu screen

[tidal rain]

OC

[stuck agate]

Isn't my point right ಠ︵ಠ

[novel void]

True for us

[stuck agate]

happy

[stuck agate]

End my suffering

[stuck agate]

sad

[pearl siren]

[Reupload]

[tall yoke]

🐳

[tall yoke]

true

[sharp harbor]

Imagine essenza event in @light valve

[stuck agate]

Same here bruv 😔🥺

[stuck agate]

Marchand

[stuck agate]

should this be pinned?

[hidden wadi]

Asphalt 9 new update

[timber zephyr]

idk if someone made this meme before, but this idea just came to me

[hearty shuttle]

Barrel roll in asphalt 9:😍
Barrel roll in initial d:😐

[shy lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816187859572228156/839159841251000400/pet-1.gif

[harsh kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/845303939037528104/26895504-93d2-49c1-9dd3-8b2bdd451011.gif

[stuck agate]

I was a bit bored so I made this

[golden spire]

time flies

[sweet drum]

Cop have headache.

[novel void]

@gilded remnant's meme!

[stuck agate]

better

[stuck agate]

Car Rank = Price
LVN only

[sage sage]

Epic games: releases nitro for free
The only reason why people in the a9 server wanted it:

[stuck agate]

W-hat are u d-oing, step car?😳 😫

[stuck agate]

Batmobile VW beetle is coming at the next update!

[gentle thistle]

Sus times for the community

[stuck agate]

When there is no Trion Nemesus Exclusive event:

[south tulip]

trion ded memes

[primal sail]

Senna

[junior ingot]

People choosing cars in multiplayer:

[sage sage]

The 1st guy doesnt live up to their name

[austere dock]

Here we go again.

[dusky torrent]

Which one i should go for?!? Which one is worth it?😆 😆 😆

[viscid citrus]

neither does the second guy

[stuck agate]

True King is GS.

[indigo shuttle]

When you keep playing Asphalt 9

[novel void]

Jesko owners look here

[deft mauve]

Edit I made becuase I am bored

[tall yoke]

[stuck agate]

69

[sage sage]

A9 server chat when someone gets warned

[wispy sparrow]

bro u forgot vivendi

[hearty shuttle]

Rezvani beast x in asphalt 8: 😍
Rezvani beast x in asphalt 9:😐

[stuck agate]

Not a meme but ||@vocal cairn||

[hearty shuttle]

Player noob be like:

[peak musk]

Sry for the misalignment

[heavy dawn]

hold up my td acting up.

[tall yoke]

it is actually true

[austere dock]

I wanna cry (it's funeral time)

[solid dirge]

pain

[stuck agate]

Cuz A9 community is heavily addicted to the moyai emoji (I know there'll be moyai reactions to this message but it's actually tru

[stuck agate]

Fixed this a bit

Bug?!!?

[viral pike]

Top players...

[flint garnet]

you must know what are lofty trees

[grand flame]

legendaditya#0078 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[austere dock]

Welp, trion is alive :)

[stuck agate]

High rep players

[elfin robin]

This is indeed a meme, but I find it important

[austere dock]

I can't take it

[austere dock]

Basically newbies

[grand flame]

尺凡从丂™ | 3977GT2 (Rayen7741)#1834 has been warned

Reason: memes are supposed to be related to A9 ... not winnie the pooh seating

[hearty shuttle]

I don't know why this car is not added in asphalt 9

[novel void]

Every time playing car hunt (not stolen, I made myself)

[surreal moss]

Terrible meme but sad truth

[indigo shuttle]

Credit to @novel void
When pokemon fan play asphalt 9

[novel void]

Hehe thanks

[stuck agate]

my brain when someone gets banned

[hearty shuttle]

Hacker gets banned belike:

[grand flame]

ArBouvier13#5278 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[sage sage]

Nice meme bro @stuck agate, thanks for the laugh

[lofty yarrow]

Asphalt 10

[stuck agate]

Found this on YT.

[rigid falcon]

But you won't have found this...

[stuck agate]

Dang it. Good one. Here's the LVN in monster energy.

[stuck agate]

Meme by me
Cursed image by @novel void

[rigid falcon]

Nice. But this too is not less than anyone...

[stuck agate]

59,999/60,000 for 1

[gentle thistle]

POV: In the middle of GP Round run: Asphalt 9 has stopped working

[novel void]

Thanks

[grand flame]

racer_6969#0769 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[novel void]

AVJ enjoyer, Photo by @oblique yew

[stuck agate]

I just said krap but In c and warned me lol @grand flame

[rapid gulch]

Clones!

[stuck agate]

This is only a joke

[stuck agate]

boatley continental gt3 is now lamborghini asterion 🤣🤣🤣

[neat canyon]

At least i have that chiron behind me 😌

[pearl siren]

where funny bruv.

[round fable]

We can't say this isn't true

[stuck agate]

bloody hell

[sage sage]

The game server has gone down, and here are the thoughts of players:

[stuck agate]

stolen from @void bane

[stuck agate]

Too much playing can hurt your eyes

[brisk moon]

Victor 😡

[golden spire]

Chiron good at wallrides now

[minor sigil]

Hmm

[grand flame]

Cheah the Cinderace#1447 has been warned

Reason: misusing the channel, this channel for meme submissions only

[grand flame]

RS4 avant#5627 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[primal sail]

-20 nuke evaded

[harsh kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/850786708827668490/King_Lancer.gif

[primal sail]

Ever since S class cars swarmed around starting in Platinum League

Mp1 lobby:

[grand flame]

MANNYDUDE231#7539 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[golden spire]

Asphalt really went downhill since vivendi bought gameloft

[hearty shuttle]

Gameloft is game pay2win

[stuck agate]

Legend Pass Special Event:Is released
The whole A9 community:

[heavy dawn]

🆘

[brave mirage]

A9 speed tricks IRL

[grand flame]

EpickEpixly#9818 has been warned

Reason: bypass using reaction

[jolly moat]

the pain for being a f2p player ..

[golden spire]

Daily car loot is clickbait

[primal sail]

Now that nitro pollution is out

A9 players for the next weekends:

[sterile steppe]

i just want some more blueprints man

[stuck agate]

only truths

[austere dock]

Lezzz gooo

[golden spire]

this gamemode is a disappointment

[stuck agate]

Finally I can use my fast cars
sees 2 ⭐️ F1LM:

[stuck agate]

A mid class S car requires 85 blueprints… Great

[indigo shuttle]

Me when i trying to reach gold league :
Gl: hell nah

[stuck agate]

Full HD+4K image

[primal sail]

Meanwhile in class B

[hot folio]

[urban tundra]

Guess the odd one out.

[placid bear]

Cheeseburger Cigarette Garbage Snort

[gilded field]

Fat GS (Free for anyone to take it)

[indigo shuttle]

meanwhile in mp:

[neat canyon]

She : why don't you understand me
*Her

[keen lily]

I hate this car hunt

[stuck agate]

Bad mode ☣️ 👎

[neat canyon]

*internet was working fine, was on 1st position

[stuck agate]

My Journey of Porsche 911 GT2 RS

braille popularity do be shooting up tho

[stuck agate]

i am relentless

[stuck agate]

I aint complaining

[tall yoke]

lancer king

Moral: Low ranks, better stats

[grand flame]

Thunderbolt#2789 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[golden spire]

Imagine being a hacker

[golden spire]

Targa is super overranked

[scenic trench]

People in mp for some reason:

[primal sail]

@stuck agate @dusk blade 🤣 😉

[stuck agate]

Not mine though very funny

[lime barn]

🗿

[stuck agate]

That’s the way it is

[somber stag]

⁉️

[silent whale]

the drop rate when U need 1 card to upgrade

[exotic wigeon]

I need it, I need it!!!!

[autumn raptor]

A9: Doesn't work, and daily events are missing for lot of windows players.
Me, who notices it right now after playing car hunt:

[austere dock]

Sad

[autumn raptor]

Asphalt broke and I can not grind the hunt

[stuck agate]

a9 windows: breaks down for hours; the apology gift:

[ocean spear]

omg omg guys i just received the reward for GL server going down!

[fast plaza]

related to servers

[glass cloud]

a week ago, best day of a9 for me

[peak musk]

69

[dusk egret]

guys i found a scammer

[karmic compass]

Me too

[austere dock]

Key couldn't be unlocked, then renault died

Thats how he wasn't unlocked

[brisk moon]

[stuck agate]

Found this.

[knotty nacelle]

GT2 RS Clubsport = VLF Remastered

[tall yoke]

bad meme but you get it

[round fable]

Bad luck is the name

[spare hawk]

Tutorial : How to play Grand Prix properly ?

[grand flame]

Vivzi#4951 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

Vivzi#4951 has been warned

Reason: bypass using image

[stuck agate]

don't know what to say Here

[golden spire]

p a i n

[elfin robin]

That one guy in multiplayer that doesn’t know how to use touch drive off

[novel bay]

gameloft server be like

[stuck agate]

🐾 Car Hunt 🐾

Get a chance to waste your time in this hunt! Good luck!

[severe cedar]

When gl loves you

[austere dock]

For those who golden max lotus elise

[severe tapir]

stolen

[austere dock]

Basically epic prix

[golden spire]

It's free... this time

[knotty nacelle]

Playing MP moment

[stuck agate]

And the list goes on…

[keen lily]

Apex car hunt in my life in a nutshell

[digital monolith]

Thanks Gameloft for making stable servers

[pearl siren]

Do a research next time.

[sage sage]

Windows, android and ios: complaining about issues in their separate platforms
Amazon fire players that no one knew even exists:

[wraith parcel]

Me when Moyai car 😳

[pure igloo]

Playing car hunt for reputation:

[tall yoke]

stealing memes from mei bot

[hearty shuttle]

Where audi car btw

[stuck agate]

Don’t zoom.

[fast plaza]

when someone leaves the track, respawns back and that makes you wreck
literally mp ragers and tryhards:

[heavy dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468816497624743957/858071398786269194/image0.gif

[sharp briar]

Noob Mode is enabled

[uncut valve]

Rip 25k tokens 🤣 yes idk why I whaled on packs

[heady crag]

totally not from you know where

[stuck agate]

time traveler: moves a chair
the timeline:

[neat canyon]

*moves a closing bracket (programming language reference) -
*The whole code -

[regal current]

Most truth I've seen in my life

[round carbon]

I hope they get the license back, I don't lose hope 😔

[solid dirge]

Me when all the noobs say the DS E-tense is better than the Lotus

[austere dock]

Players who are unlucky and claims Grand prix key packs

[austere dock]

My phone

[stuck agate]

The oranges just became P2W now!

[stuck agate]

Show me the original meme if you think this is a repost

[severe tapir]

Asphalt 9 platforms:

[knotty nacelle]

Coming soon, boys

[sage sage]

@rapid gulch this is how your "memes" make me feel

[stuck agate]

Mmmmm

[wispy sparrow]

it do be like that

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806181379724673045/859930770113036288/image0.jpg

[austere dock]

Spiderman, Spiderman

2 years later

[fiery shuttle]

Ah yes, Vukcan

[stuck agate]

Mina: Victor is required in Valkyrie Special Event
Everyone: What?!?! No!!!!
Mina: Victor isn’t really necessary in Valkyrie special event
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mina literally trolling everyone:

[round fable]

When Newbies in A9 see these 2 cars...

[bleak haven]

Is this true 😆🤣😂

[viscid citrus]

now if yall excuse me, imma go collect my blank screen from GL

[uneven charm]

Video game ads in 2021

[stuck agate]

@rapid gulch when he takes a meme and puts it on a new template

[sage sage]

When you haven't got much to say so you pretty much just copy and paste something you said 6 months ago, whilst editing it slightly

[austere dock]

You deserve it, noob hacker

[stuck agate]

Feuerrm made a better decal colour than the designers xD

[flint garnet]

warning! this is not a meme and this is a spoiler

[charred grove]

Aa **** here we go again

[grand flame]

RL™ Raamprasad#6486 has been warned

Reason: bypass through image

RL™ Raamprasad#6486 has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Too many infractions

[unban]

Banned until · Jul 9, 2021, 2:43 PM

[stuck agate]

but invite link is funnier

[sharp harbor]

Yo.
Is that a supra?

[stuck agate]

Few people will get this joke

[grand flame]

¿ Gabriel ?#0001 has been muted for 3 hours

Reason: nice bypass

[unmute]

Muted until · Jul 3, 2021, 2:54 AM

[golden spire]

don't expect too much from gl

[uneven rune]

Relatable?

[uneven rune]

Eh

[knotty nacelle]

Even though both are trash, the first is original

[knotty nacelle]

A normal day in Rome

[urban tundra]

Nissan Leaf

[shut pivot]

don't mind me nitro drifting

guys GL allow us to go off road

[stuck agate]

Off-topic but what a number

[grand flame]

𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕𝟛𝟚𝟜𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖#5064 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[grand flame]

the stria wave part was awesome#8989 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[grand flame]

RS4 avant#5627 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

RS4 avant#5627 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[peak musk]

@stuck agate reacting to his/her own meme

[indigo shuttle]

what is inside of victor
victor interior:

[stuck agate]

Everyone: the shop will never ran out of packs
The shop:
It ran out

[austere dock]

Lotus joins smash bros

[rigid falcon]

Ahem Ahem...

[heavy dawn]

Report gameloft for lies and stealing of content

[novel bay]

victor love story

[lunar crystal]

JoJo

[pulsar viper]

Dave battista

[pulsar viper]

(Yeah now replaced)

[pulsar viper]

Hmmm

[austere dock]

For a9 pokemon fans

[somber stag]

Will he catch it..?

[sick isle]

Can't See Your Map While racing on A9? Buy the LG Wing LOL NiCe JOB GL!!

[indigo shuttle]

🔞

[stray gate]

The new Huracan competitor has arrived

[novel void]

@austere dock

[round fable]

Trash can packs🚯 with 4315

[stuck agate]

TSR-S’s spoiler tilts, so it’s better than TS1

[cursive geode]

BXR is ugly from back

[stuck agate]

Asphalt 10: Concrete Legends

[sage sage]

Gl: gives us updates riddled with bugs and waits until the next update to fix the most annoying, making hardly any game modes, and when they do, they are absolutely terrible and lazy and were definitely made in a week, special events that get progressively harder to get the car and tone down the rewards immensely- as well as daily events-, locking anything new behind a paywall- be it either tokens or money-, completely ignoring customer feedback, constantly lying to the fans about stuff that definitely doesnt exist cough bad luck protection ahem, scamming players with the lottery key packs, completely ignoring that both the fanbase (80k players lost on Samsung alone since December 2019) and their sales (€320m in 2017, €254m in 2020) are rapidly declining and just giving people more reasons to not pay and/or play.

Also gl:

[heavy sigil]

Not again
Why everything is so bright?

[stuck agate]

simpsons predicted asphalt 9

[young nimbus]

Friend:
You can’t post a pic of a bunch of cars and except ppl to get it
Me:

[pearl siren]

@elfin robin won’t happen. Also, think about this:

[elfin robin]

@pearl siren

[sharp briar]

When you accidently sent the wrong image and have to wait 5 minutes to post a proper A9 meme

[uneven rune]

WAIT...

[stuck agate]

“They are 1km/h is faster than us, No!!!” I made a typo there, so read it as… “They are 1km/h faster than us, No!!!

F1LM one km/h faster than Valhalla
Imola one km/h faster than Valkyrie
RIP Vikings

[elfin robin]

Has anyone noticed that a bunch of Aston Martins have “V”

[stuck agate]

Made by me

[grand flame]

Saitama / サイタマ#6969 has been warned

Reason: bypass using image

[stuck agate]

This goes for almost all cars in A9

||P.S.: This is my first A9 related meme in this channel 😄||

[bleak haven]

I dont know abt droprates but I got this

[stuck agate]

Garage Level just for fun

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829022174656069653/861834618096058408/image0.jpg

[novel bay]

jesko is temporary, family is eternal

[stuck agate]

[thorn linden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468816497624743957/861746200180948992/NOOMYMILK.gif

[stuck agate]

Anyone got a spare kidney?

[stuck agate]

i'm cringe

[uneven rune]

Truth

[stuck agate]

me starts opening packs , droprates

[stuck agate]

a Madman A9 Player decided to say something in Gameloft Official Discord Server

[knotty nacelle]

How to kill spammers

[grand flame]

RS4 avant#5627 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stuck agate]

i'm late but....ok

969

[stuck agate]

club politiks amirite

[stuck agate]

Showdown

[dusk solar]

[tall yoke]

Remember, kids: The family always wins 👪

[glass cloud]

my life in a nutshell

[stuck agate]

What????

[stuck agate]

that moment when an A.I is hacking

[crimson osprey]

When you play asphalt 9 in quarantine mode: Lockdown, Police will catch you if you go out for racing so do your best for not get busted!

[crimson osprey]

Shanghai le RTX

[brisk moon]

F A C T

[austere dock]

Basically car hunts

[harsh kraken]

I'm going to space 🚀

[tall yoke]

stop.

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566856654579302410/862815427348791307/affect.png idk who made this meme but very pepega meme

[winter gull]

Relatable

[hearty shuttle]

Bruh

[bold violet]

Is this count as a meme?

[stuck agate]

Fixed this a bit

[sterile steppe]

please stop showing me this ad game

[stuck agate]

Left right

[ancient iris]

made by me of course for sure nothing definately on top of my message

[uncut hatch]

Holy Duck 🦆 What a Deal

[primal sail]

Havent posted meme in a while

[stuck agate]

european season in a nutshell

[stuck agate]

I think we can all hear it

[austere dock]

When your phone is loading too long

[viral pike]

Me on every single day with a potato phone:

[tired heron]

👆
Edit :And after getting more reaction u removed ur one. CLEVER

[wispy sparrow]

so far on switch seasons since lps
porsche dominance!

[sick isle]

What??? 😯

[austere dock]

Finally! After all these years!

[humble prawn]

Retro style. Hehe

[novel void]

Where 918 Spyder car hunt

[tall yoke]

Imagine using GS on Slipstream

[stuck agate]

:(

[surreal moss]

When its been 3 days and u haven't seen a single unedited screenshot in #🎨・fan-art-archived

[humble prawn]

When you have a Pink LaFerrari

[viral pike]

1v1 tournament on android be like:

[novel void]

But you won the hacker: yayyyy

[wispy sparrow]

wow,such conversation

[stuck agate]

Gameloft: "AsPhAlT 9 cAn’T hAvE rUf bEcAuSe PorScHe Is alReAdY iN tHe GaEm!!!11"
Other racing games that have both RUF and Porsche in them:

[stuck agate]

Trion is love though.

[grand flame]

A.9.U.F™ ネバーギブアップ#7502 has been warned

Reason: offensive meme

[stuck agate]

Number 4047 Comparaison memes

[wispy sparrow]

nice meme MEE6

[sharp briar]

Even a Bluetooth speaker can do a 360

[brave mirage]

you realize that you have have average reps a lot more that required enough for you to afford a leave

[stuck agate]

That one SE stage be like

[crisp valve]

When it's too hard to even play A9 causally...

[pulsar viper]

Something is wrong

Idk if this is funny (its ok if not lol)

[keen lily]

The full asphalt 9 car hunt experience

[vivid echo]

Have to do it 🗿
(Don't sue me for spelling it wrong plz)

[autumn raptor]

Round 4 Naniwa with Zenvo be like

[stuck agate]

Ghost Slipstream now

[sharp briar]

Cus it’s the speed of a leaf blower attached to a shopping cart
Disclaimer: Please don’t sue me

[sharp briar]

Oh yeah do you guys accept kidney payment?

[crystal fog]

🗿

[viral pike]

Yes

[round fable]

You don't have to deny, isn't it true? (60+ handling focused)

[golden spire]

when your meme didn’t get moyai’d in this channel

[void hatch]

Miami Dolphins decal, cool

[crystal fog]

[austere dock]

When Gameloft bans your asphalt 9 account, but then...

[wispy sparrow]

i just broke my switch bc of that thnx for the meme
heh...

[sharp briar]

It’s a fact so NO MOYAI PLEASE

[silent whale]

Better than Lvl. 100

[wraith parcel]

How

[golden spire]

bruh moment

[stuck agate]

Real Name posting

[crimson osprey]

Ferrari FFX does use RTX for the engine?

[worldly whale]

"After all these years months. Finally, I have them all."

[stuck agate]

girls : boys don't feel pain boys :

[novel void]

McLaren P1 is 2 km/h faster than 918 spyder at gold max top speed

[crimson osprey]

First tansparent car.

[primal sail]

Literally every a9 player after grinding loads of milestones and getting rubbish eips / bps

[sage sage]

It already exists

[primal sail]

When u have nothing to tell about in your college alumni reunion, but you remembered you're an alien god in Asphalt 9

[stuck agate]

Then your game is a potato
And if you got problems just go to #🏎・general or #👾-gameplay-issues to seek help and not in #🗿・memes because this channel is only for A9 memes not asking for help

[timber zephyr]

I am ready for the moyais

[grand flame]

Not_Tremors#0425 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[pearl siren]

#🏎・car-suggestions in nutshell.

[austere dock]

Grand prix war in asphalt 9

[peak musk]

Gs and apex drivers be like

[flint garnet]

this story is actually true i still had 3g with me in 2020 you guys are so lucky already having 5g 😦

[torn gyro]

D class multiplayer be like

[knotty nacelle]

Lotus Elise be like:

[stuck agate]

Let's be honest we all know lotus is the real class D king furai has bad nitro and Griffith is bad in everything

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829022174656069653/866361737166061629/unknown.png

[sage sage]

@stuck agate please refer to this

[torn gyro]

2 in one day let’s go

[flint garnet]

this is not a meme but a joke so try to understand it

[novel void]

Slipstream in legend league be like:

[vivid echo]

Even more in Ghost Slipstream

[rocky grove]

might not be funny, but a relatable one

[regal current]

enough

Real meme

[round fable]

Old meme, but very relatable

[tall yoke]

They gave so many chances to get GS (MP, Encore, 30x bps + Car Hunt), and they still want GS?

[heady vapor]

Yes this is the SFW none Onee-San meme template

[torn gyro]

Daily Dose of A9 Meme

[stuck agate]

And then this happens.

[peak musk]

Here we have another person who wanted to reward himself.Why,he rewarded himself in all his memes

[eager solar]

Made by me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565454075270004746/866990082376073226/Mematic_20210720_155850.jpg 2nd meme by me

[eager solar]

Made by me

[grand flame]

sp00kyBMO#2259 has been warned

Reason: banned reactions

[crystal fog]

Idk what to post anymore

[sage sage]

We have reached such big brain levels that shouldn't be possible.
Please tell me this is a joke

[south tulip]

improved the meme above

[eager solar]

When u are too op to care

[stuck agate]

Fixed this a bit

[austere dock]

When a new king comes to asphalt 9
Me and my 6 star rimac

[knotty nacelle]

Sad (sorry for my bad grammar)

[lilac quail]

When you open a card pack and you get trade coins instead

[eager solar]

🤣

[lilac quail]

All hail King Lancer

[urban tundra]

lol

[torn gyro]

I don’t know why I am doing this lol

[sage sage]

Grammar 100

[torn gyro]

Sorry for that last one, I had to. But anyways. Daily Dose of A9 Meme

[indigo shuttle]

Whyyyy gl

[vivid echo]

Congratulations! You have received these rewards:

[stuck agate]

I didn’t know that other cars is a girl

[primal pivot]

Spray this on your MP servers

[robust fulcrum]

me every car hunt for some reason

[robust quarry]

Pain

[stuck agate]

The pain is real.

[primal sail]

[austere dock]

when jesko is not a king cause f5 is new king. the f5:

[novel void]

The real battle of the kings

[stuck agate]

R.I.P. Jesko, you'll be missed :'(

[pearl siren]

If you know, you know.

[novel void]

Yes, I have Veyron in asphalt 8

[wraith parcel]

Basically

[robust quarry]

Bye bye

[robust quarry]

Well Cat With Blue Hat aka Nekon made A8&9 videos so…
Is he counted?

[pulsar viper]

Pro players in the slipstream right now:

But…

[eager solar]

Lollllll

[jagged briar]

k

[novel bay]

Sigma Rule #999
Knockdown everyone in your way

[austere dock]

How lego approved asphalt 9

[austere dock]

When the jesko looks at our f5 vs jesko memes

[tired heron]

Unedited meme

[covert mango]

Auckland is so twisty

[robust quarry]

They actually removed Lego Senna

[dusky swift]

Á

[fluid rain]

At least they didn't touch to the loading screen

[tall yoke]

reusing decals goes brrrr

[austere dock]

Venom f5 revealing his true power to Jesko

[pulsar viper]

Gameloft has activated the trap card to dethrone jesko

[austere dock]

When jesko is not a king anymore
Me

[pulsar viper]

Every spam be like:

[urban tundra]

Uhh

[brave mirage]

when you dont have a tuatara but you imagine having it .

[silk vine]

when asphalt 9 have this car

[urban tundra]

Best Grammar 👏

[sharp harbor]

Me: Left or Right?
Also Me: Nah Middle best

[sage sage]

Yup

[pure bridge]

hmmm i wonder where this came from

[robust quarry]

Blackpanthaa predicted Lego Senna 5 months ago and Lego Senna was added yesterday then it got removed after few hours

[sage sage]

Maybe that explains why lego used the senna in a9 when giving youtubers lego builds

[flint garnet]

bruh

[robust quarry]

They almost look the same
Especially the back

[flint garnet]

a9 is messed up

[pulsar viper]

WHAT (replaced it with censored)

[stuck agate]

That is cool n all but I'm searching for the funny

[stuck agate]

That’s very cool and all but I’m searching for who asked

[stuck agate]

Neat

[modest thunder]

Ok?

[grand flame]

Pro™ACE#2165 has been warned

Reason: bypass using image

[robust quarry]

@peak musk be like when he/she gets warned:

[austere dock]

Lego senna when wreck in mp in asphalt 9

[austere dock]

When the jesko is not a king in asphalt 9
Jesko lasts words:

[grand flame]

the stria wave part was awesome#8989 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage in reactions

[elfin robin]

In #🎨・fan-art-archived

[golden spire]

the logo is changed again tho

[stuck agate]

then, now, and forever

[austere dock]

Me waiting for the Veyron SE and GP and next car hunt

[keen lodge]

Another update: no new garage lvls, no new cars added to garage lvls. No club wars or special upgrades for cars as promised back last year. IN FACT, NOTHING NEW AS PROMISED IN DEV CHAT LAST YEAR!!

[stuck arrow]

to bmw m4

[sage sage]

@dark niche nice suggestion

[austere dock]

Basically me.

[stuck agate]

the world according to asphalt 9 multiplayer

[silk vine]

bye bye jesko

[novel void]

Venom: I am the new king now. Think, Tuatara and Jesko, think!!!

[jagged briar]

This channel is the perfect example for this meme

[somber stag]

TBH

[pulsar viper]

Ok now GL added venom f5

[robust quarry]

They try hard even if they will be against a hopeless player

[austere dock]

Literally asphalt 9 physics in real life

[glass cloud]

When u dont have the aperta so u have to improvise

[shy lark]

Walmart Aperta

[woven nimbus]

New cars has arrived in the update, except for one…..

[stoic rock]

[glass cloud]

What people who 360kd you look like:

[robust quarry]

Reason why I’m still in Platinum League and MP1 is ending

[brave mirage]

the reason why i cant reach LL

[strange garden]

If you know ,you know

[stuck agate]

The planning almost feels like a job. 😓

[sharp harbor]

[high temple]

#fixcontrollersGL

[jade star]

When you lose the key by one point breathe

[brave mirage]

credits to MEI

[shy lark]

Me, using a controller with inputs bound to keyboard presses

[radiant dragon]

when henessey venom f5 comes to A9
jesko be like:

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495955191380836354/870205096355590164/Screenshot_20210729-125312_Discord.jpg when tuatara marries lycan

[stray gate]

Cre: u/HobbyIosUwU

[pulsar viper]

People when they noticed that there were no free pass car in today’s season:

[sage sage]

Players (that are not new): free pass car is always useless!
Gl: removes free pass car
Players:

[novel void]

All players now without free pass car

[knotty nacelle]

F2P be like (including me):

[tall yoke]

What's next: LP only career.

[glass cloud]

evil furai

[pulsar viper]

My new progress MP league: silver=shaggy bruh

[pulsar viper]

Players when they fell for scam key packs and spend 10k tokens on it but still no key:

[eager solar]

What is a free pass car

[stuck agate]

Shame loft

[robust quarry]

No A8 or A9 uploads since July 26 2020

[sharp briar]

I wanted to hack the game but I also fear getting banned

[austere dock]

Me as Speedtail

[sharp briar]

Will Gameloft be richer than Elon Musk? I think not.

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806447108366270504/870540862193553458/GyGU82f7niiR8sNmchTrTamw69yEjFKm0U5NPLUtuq59L3M0raeYoeD9YNIJUMSGAWEkTqo8b3hx9ws889-nd_1.png

[stuck agate]

Who else was thinking this?

[austere dock]

Basically #🎨・fan-art-archived

[tall yoke]

Context: Every time a new Special Event is released, the popup telling us we unlocked the special events appears

[golden spire]

Veyron is a boat

[steel yoke]

Based on a true story

[grand flame]

Kumarplayz#6969 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban tundra]

Cringe ad

[umbral rain]

:))))

[umbral rain]

:)))

[kind oxide]

For all those who didn't know, there is a new bugged garage view 😂😂

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504803848985247744/870763935664594954/unknown.png

[chilly hull]

you got the whole squad laughing

[wispy sparrow]

oh i already KNOW this is getting a lot of hate this is literally every bugatti

[steel yoke]

Haha very unfunny

[burnt spoke]

Is it worth mentioning it's losing to the E-tense

[round fable]

We don't spare them

[knotty nacelle]

When you're watching "Auckland Track" trailer

[primal sail]

@gentle turtle

Reminds me of you

[severe tapir]

JeskoC2 = ching chong man
Same energy

[urban tundra]

I like the person who did this 👏

[solid dirge]

When BOS comes out and most of the cars are bad

[warped quiver]

yes, is isnt a meme, but this make me laugh

[sharp briar]

No memes were hurt in the making of this meme

[pulsar viper]

Asphalt 9 meme slander no.1

Noobs be like:

[west ice]

A news if you don't know 🤔🤔🤔

[elfin robin]

Final Round

[stuck agate]

e

[past estuary]

credits to whoever made this pic

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829022174656069653/871303795144028200/image0.jpg

[tall yoke]

stop reposting clown @ancient iris
i posted it first

[sage sage]

Mfw scorpz always mentions "fascism" but always commits communism with these memes

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829022174656069653/871447785218641920/Screenshot_20210801-134216_Chrome.jpg

[stuck agate]

when there’s no ruf cars in the game so you gotta improvise

[shut pivot]

noobs when the a9 yt doesn't 360 on a ramp (or someone)

[sharp harbor]

Few Moment later when Lancer Enter MP lobby without DC

[pulsar viper]

Welp many people call jesko boats

[robust quarry]

Sadge

[tepid osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854689488630448168/871780352690114560/PicsArt_08-02-09.13.47.jpg

[glossy snow]

A9's 3rd anniversary in a nutshell...

[urban tundra]

hmm, btw not my pic and not from the internet, my friend took this ss

[worthy sky]

from whr design concept came originated

[wispy sparrow]

i may get hate but its worth putting :/

[fossil sphinx]

me rn

[serene gorge]

H

[stuck agate]

Those Victor owners smh

[austere dock]

Me

[distant breach]

[stuck agate]

Me: admiring my beautiful cars. a9:

[stuck agate]

Hell nah, too twisty.

[knotty nacelle]

Me in a nutshell (actually, my FXX K is already max star, just help my club)

[stuck agate]

Auckland now holds the title

[sharp harbor]

[stuck agate]

Gl bad

[sharp briar]

Thank you for giving me air
Humans can’t live without air

[stuck agate]

Truth

[desert crypt]

Me, thinking about y u wouldn't stop Vivendi from buying Gameloft like:

[wild copper]

GL:true p2w Games Asphalt 9

[primal pivot]

maybe the devs need help?

[stuck agate]

Devs smoked some money before this car hunt or smth

[indigo shuttle]

no better car hunt 😩

[stuck agate]

1.Stolen 2.bypass through image 3.no funni why 4.E 5.Its gone

[stuck agate]

I should really stop spending tokens

[robust quarry]

Battle of long car names

[stuck agate]

Ds4 leaks!!