🗿・memes

[weak scaffold]

Straight from the folder of memes I never uploaded

[twilit thistle]

if this meme is wrong, blame @full mica for this, not me

[winged otter]

“Flying cars” they said when it comes to jeskoing and you see the wrong car in SE

[stray meadow]

And they say Asphalt has some semblance of realism

[pliant nacelle]

“Quick, now make a Lancer = king joke”

[languid storm]

I am cooked 👀

[languid storm]

After ages...

[languid storm]

[surreal harness]

AL when no more cars to add

[twilit thistle]

the average Asphalt 9 player when the first Revuelto SE launched:

[languid storm]

[half geode]

Goofy ahh car

[stray meadow]

Most normal MP2 race:

[wary rover]

Reality

[blazing sedge]

No offense

[analog sun]

indeed?

[ripe sparrow]

Duality of AL Pepes

[ripe sparrow]

GL is listening and taking notes, it's called 'Thanks for the feedback' :3

[plush wedge]

Wasted no time doing this lmao

[frosty needle]

unbreakable gameplay

[stray meadow]

Welcome to MP1 I guess

[nocturne finch]

Legend league 2 main boss:

[nocturne finch]

[elfin haven]

Find the differences 😁

[graceful temple]

all you have to do is prepare

[stuck agate]

mp1 legend league rn:

[wary rover]

Upscaled.

[wary rover]

what i faced at first

[terse hound]

how gameloft feel like when they make 20lv requirement for posting memes:

[inner idol]

revenge sometimes came on right moments lol

[ripe sparrow]

This channel be like:

[terse hound]

4000 rank MP2 rn:

[languid storm]

Time to wrap things up now. Alright, good show.

[half geode]

The good devel user:

[nocturne finch]

Stand proud. You are strong. but unfortunately your reign ends here devel

[graceful temple]

from that one meme I saw in general

[split grove]

It didn't end well for them

[stable orbit]

You all forgot something class S users

[median chasm]

Where are you guys?

[winged otter]

Alu players reaction when they see the refresh is 2/2 again like the other spotlights:

[inner idol]

4211 & 4108 invasion

[blazing sedge]

[vestal marsh]

When the top condition of an SE last stage is toop 1% and not top 5%

[vale anvil]

[frosty needle]

how the Regera and Chiron looked in 2018

[nocturne finch]

if Mp1 had slipstream. old kings abouta be spammed

[inner idol]

[harsh timber]

@stray meadow actually can you cut those #🪄・off-topic Uma memes for a second

[inner idol]

more like gemera SE than mosler itself

[wispy sparrow]

My reaction when i realized the old Asphalt music is here to stay:

[vale anvil]

[novel void]

Congrats for the old players had zonda r unlocked from special hunt

[twilit thistle]

poor thing deserves better

[inner idol]

poor player issue

[terse hound]

In a world of 5G wifi,these companies require 6G wifi minimum

[graceful temple]

Tier 5 but P-2: (literally same context)

[frosty needle]

Lykan and Icona from launch until now for some reason

[void bobcat]

I'm sorry

[stable orbit]

Just Remember

[void bobcat]

Warning, Road Work Ahead ⚠️

(credit: Not Illussionaire Gaming)

[inner idol]

skill is important

[languid storm]

Just for fun...
we all know the difference spec...of both cars.
(My favorite is back!)

[grand flame]

reincarnation777 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[thick pewter]

meanwhile chiron evo is P2W in disguise and enzo evo ticket can't be fully obtained F2P

[analog vector]

Multiplayer lore

[half geode]

Its just a theory an ASPHALT theory

[stable orbit]

Alright guys Special Hunt is easy, You just need to

[devout heath]

the Asphalt cycle

[round fable]

(more than $100, fyi)

[languid storm]

[novel void]

Gauntlet is cooked

[stable orbit]

This would be fun...

[weak scaffold]

Thanks to @halcyon stream

[vale anvil]

[graceful temple]

the ghost of 2017 A8 has returned

[languid storm]

Petition to make a new channel for code drops in asphalt unit channel. 😭

[vale anvil]

Other High acceleration cars after seeing Evo SF90 in the lobby:

[stuck agate]

Might be ilegal
Credit:MoonoEdit

[void bobcat]

Sweating bullets

[vale anvil]

Caption this

[inner idol]

real

[wooden sedge]

every mp1 plat3 and plat2 in a nutshell

[frosty needle]

The game when you decide to use an agile car for once:

[vale anvil]

Me deciding where to grind: by @sharp dove

[stable orbit]

Showroom : When you progressed way too fast...

[inner idol]

crazy car

[vale anvil]

🚗 & 🚨 🚓

[hidden adder]

Welcome to the Best of 2025 Dev QnA Questions

[vale anvil]

How Gameloft feels after adding cars to spotlight which are already available in gauntlet (ft. A7X & Tides of Madness)

[novel void]

Mp1 is cooked

[open nymph]

#🦛・dev-questions-answers be wilding out ||(he's not that hot tbh imo)||

[late cedar]

Box concept

[halcyon lodge]

Me when someone i know starts playing AL

[stray meadow]

You must smell the Asphalt to become a Legend

[placid bear]

"AL" you say...

[vale anvil]

When you have good cars at max stars but not enough credits to upgrade them

[analog sun]

🥀🥀

[steady summit]

This gamemode genuinely pisses me off i need the epics tho

[halcyon stream]

skulls

[stable orbit]

And to add further insult... 🥀

[inner idol]

the real enemy on mp

[languid storm]

DEVS:- With next update major bugs will fix...

The update:

[stuck agate]

Chat when the patch notes arrives, Chaos.

[vale anvil]

[inner idol]

[vale anvil]

The upcoming "future" tuning system more than just an evo tuning:

[slim scaffold]

Team mode in mp2 be like

[vale anvil]

Alu players after realising no bolide in bos packs

[idle pivot]

When you decide to finally press “unlock”

[vale anvil]

We have #⚡・community-media or #🎖・multiplayer for such things

[queen sky]

We will see a LOT of player unlocking this car after the B95 SE

[vale anvil]

[blazing sedge]

Dem, beat me to it

[void bobcat]

Mach-E key is in stage right?

[half geode]

...

[void bobcat]

Right?

[stray meadow]

21 hours from now...

[steady summit]

||not my meme btw||

[stuck agate]

As a Vanda lover.

[steady summit]

Every single other Vanda spammer reading your message:

[covert yacht]

POV:
This meme can’t leave u alone even it is in Al 🥀

[steady summit]

istg if I see a SINGLE more 67 reference

[vale anvil]

[languid snow]

SnuffoForESL movement be like

[vale anvil]

Life when we had laferrari as a tutorial car

[languid storm]

Murcielago LP -650 next update.

[stable orbit]

Following that day… 🥀

[queen sky]

Based on personal experience after facing Paris 3 times and Tuscany once when picking Trion

[languid storm]

Real world XXX program car vs game Evo tuning car

[languid storm]

I still need to buy those epics parts for ZR1 from tokens.

[wispy sparrow]

My reaction: (yes thats the meme.)

[tired furnace]

Relatable

[languid storm]

40M is enough right...
(I have the key

[stray meadow]

Added EVO tuning to an old meme

[wispy sparrow]

You like Chicago's map because vanda is great in it
I like Chicago because nobody knows how to drive in it, and so i win easily (my vanda is 3* btw)
We are not the same

[vale anvil]

Pov: you can farm good amount of tokens from bos and one:1 special event combined

[rain mountain]

Credit: @tawdry osprey

[pure steppe]

A8 ifykyk

[hot drift]

Average Vanda users in classic mode

[stray meadow]

Legend ball knowledge required

[vale anvil]

💔

[vale anvil]

Real
Image credits: @languid storm & @woven pike

[quasi mulch]

Nice 🇩🇪 translation, not edited

[woeful ermine]

real

[vale anvil]

⚡⚡

[twilit thistle]

the average Asphalt Legends player today:

[vale anvil]

This has to be the best prank of asphalt history

[halcyon stream]

hello for:

[rain mountain]

Black Friday Spotlight in a nutshell

[queen sky]

no free key bruh

[nocturne finch]

Maybe they were signs of warning for this spotlight 🗣️ 🔥

[vale anvil]

Players in memes channel as soon as the spotlight came out
(Event so bad that it revived the dead passive channel)

[nocturne finch]

Can't wait to milk this trash spotlight till it ends

[fossil maple]

I have to join the hating fest

[nocturne finch]

[nocturne finch]

The rich players and whaliens talking to each others about f2p players:

[simple pilot]

Could be worse

[simple pilot]

• Nerissa jumpscare combo to make Black Friday Spotlight hate

[honest hound]

Credits to @sweet prawn

[vale anvil]

How proffesionally i go to check spotlight pass Knowing I won't play the event:

[inner idol]

flop & greedy spotlight ever

[stable orbit]

Edit : Now that I've remodified it

[void bobcat]

[woeful ermine]

for those who want india to be added

[tender condor]

😭

[graceful temple]

"So we're taking another page from San Diego Harbor success story and featuring some nice wide track for you to race on."

• The GL team while cooking the new India track

[vale anvil]

Life is full of ups and downs

[queen sky]

AMG GT Black Series at home:

[blazing sedge]

Try hard moment

[woeful ermine]

eh

[vale anvil]

[winter glade]

avg mobile game ads

[tender condor]

😲

[void bobcat]

What is it even doing? 😭🙏

[queen sky]

Rip Tutu and Agera RS next update, you will no longer be in the top 10 fastest car in the game

[slim scaffold]

every gp in a nutshell

[upper mesa]

🚮

[frigid abyss]

Wasn’t sure how to put a photo of gp rewards there so just imagine that there’s a screenshot there

[open nymph]

imagine i put "asphalt legends community" over the mom, i forgot to do that

[upper mesa]

they fixed the oc bug, right?

[upper mesa]

did you collect all of these?

[halcyon lodge]

How the guy who started "F5 air accel nerf" is feeling rn

[hot drift]

Average AL community on MP modes

[inner idol]

[cosmic jackal]

player reaction

[vale anvil]

🔁 Uno Reverse

[inner idol]

just one mid car but the event are trash format

[languid storm]

[inner idol]

keep put trash things on gift pack, feels like being scammed

[novel void]

I played both of these

[slim scaffold]

mods looking through #1450444325304537170

[vale anvil]

#🤓☝・mod-info Today:

[simple pilot]

Players when begging the treasure hunt location

[simple pilot]

Players when crash out about the Treasure hunt's location

[vale anvil]

[rare cipher]

gameloft adding a new DS car

[serene canyon]

How it feels when you reach Rank 20 in AL server
||Relatable||

[green dew]

I made this meme back in early April (the car was referring is Hyundai Ioniq 5 N)

[nocturne finch]

When you realize that Mastery system is going to be in December 2026 not December 2025

[languid storm]

Looks like santa is going to delivery gifts in this...🎅
(Btw have fun in mp2)

[queen sky]

or ?

[grand flame]

whysosewious. has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

spacevabsolute has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: stop posting this it's not a meme it was deleted for a reason posting it again doesn't magically make it a meme

[lofty elm]

I mean what can I say

[ripe sparrow]

Opposite scenario, same outcome. Thank you so much GL

[upper mesa]

4895 is the number that appears in my nightmares

[graceful temple]

"Man, I finally reached Plat 3, I can't wait to consistently beat Vanda on all trac-"

[simple pilot]

How is it feel for F2P players to get that Car? (drive syndicate meme)

[white fox]

would you trust her?

[simple pilot]

The three keys for Asphalt in nutshell:

[halcyon stream]

[tender condor]

the 2nd stage of special hunt in nutshell:

[simple pilot]

The Jailbird emoji in nutshell (previous spotlight related for Asphalt):

[round fable]

a fate worse than 1650 MP2

[slim scaffold]

gameloft done goofed again

[solemn knot]

Sure thing

[blazing sedge]

AL players when key tastes better than bread

[queen sky]

CCXR hunt = Nevera TA hunt

[nocturne finch]

People who already bought ultimate pass or just lowkey don't want it bez they already have better cars:

[halcyon lodge]

4* Epicless CCXR handling stat

[inner idol]

if they copy paste ultima drop rates to other spc hunt car

[slim scaffold]

probably been done before but whatev

[simple pilot]

Players when get their low hopes (Opposite: High hopes, new season related)

[flint canopy]

Finds out Absolut will get a special event.

Me with my 4 star Absolut I got from a drive syndicate

[bold oyster]

Those who yeeted in black friday bos and are broke for absolut se:

[inner idol]

poor player issue

[cosmic jackal]

GL35+ players in DIV 4:

[vale anvil]

When you have enough tokens to star up the jesko absolut from upcoming se but don't have support cars at certain stars:

[inner idol]

special nightmare hunt

[nocturne finch]

There nothing we can do if this is going to be the new normal

[upper mesa]

todays mp3 state
success rate like new multipack drop rate (15%)

[simple pilot]

Da pancake car 🚗 😋:

[blazing sedge]

Legends change the game

[novel void]

Laferrari in racing master has hy kers system and it brakes to recharge energy for boost acceleration faster

[paper condor]

POV: when AL players looks at Zinger Burger in KFC

[drowsy zenith]

Ah yes, a working ad.
Server error ad.

[vale anvil]

Mp2 nowadays:

[bold oyster]

Players on Blue Monday:

[bold oyster]

Plot twist: only in 💰

[vale anvil]

Let's Go

[wary rover]

the knowledge of mathematicians that work in GL

[upper mesa]

sagaris hunt, elva hunt, lp showcase and so on

[vale anvil]

Players to Gameloft after no venom packs:

[stuck agate]

Gameloft after not giving F5 token packs:

[terse hound]

How players react after F5 pack is only in bundles

[potent lava]

that one lancer we all know

[winter glade]

time to spend on hommage ig

[fossil maple]

Gameloft rn

[nocturne finch]

Man if only if god has answered our prayers

[vale anvil]

[blazing sedge]

[bold oyster]

Community (and me) rn:

[hidden adder]

Memorial of January 19 2026

[nocturne finch]

Guess who holding the pack hostage!

[cosmic jackal]

venomium january 19th

[inner idol]

uhh forget about f5 drama lol

[round fable]

stuff of nightmares (I am clearly late to post this)

[inner idol]

pro player just chillin here

[graceful temple]

and "Nothing ever happens"

[grand flame]

bluvlach has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[inner idol]

jkab

[tall kettle]

in light of recent revents and the Abs key getting removed

[tall kettle]

Part 2 of the Aeon relief

[signal fable]

POV: Just spent all tokens on Aeon E packs, then the patch note has just unexpectedly arriving up even before the Aeon SE ends

[lilac cave]

The player who under GL 20 in Div 5 :

[tall kettle]

Average reaction to faraday requirement in absolut SE:

[inner idol]

[shy garnet]

[inner idol]

nice logic

[tender condor]

[upper mesa]

[slim scaffold]

the mp2 cycle

[simple pilot]

Ollie in nutshell 😂 (Related to previous spotlight of Asphalt)

[queen sky]

Tatar mentioned

[bold oyster]

Gl in absolut se:

[inner idol]

dont know what to do

[blazing sedge]

Gifted eip vs pure grinding

[cosmic jackal]

Mercedes C11 incident

[hidden adder]

just a weird one

[upper mesa]

@ripe heron requested

[paper condor]

All NS players rn:

[onyx slate]

no way

[serene canyon]

Me watching @shy wasp shorts just because he plays betterthan me

||Sorry for ping bro @shy wasp|||

[paper condor]

Rewards from GL for NS players after update delay chaos:
(Image made by @untold creek)

[mystic scarab]

the unite delay and 53 day season extension of June- July 2024

[tall kettle]

Switch lowkey feeling the pain of another delay

[tall kettle]

Meet Potential Nevera

[halcyon lodge]

Gameloft servers whenever new update drops:

[tough trellis]

-# outdated...

[stable orbit]

How could anyone forget about Dark of The Moon’s Chicago? 🥀

[grand flame]

thl_1xler has been warned

Reason: no ai slop it's not meme

bad.eline has been warned

Reason: not a meme

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: this page is for memes not discussions

[paper condor]

Nevera situation

[novel void]

Silver lightning in A9 china has 500+ km/h with perfect nitro boost and in class R

[nocturne finch]

Who invited the SF90

[pulsar smelt]

When you had more token than credits

[simple pilot]

Best meme everyone will jawdrop

[cosmic jackal]

new merch leak

[queen sky]

No more SF90 nightmare!

[simple pilot]

Welcome to DragonForce Q&A questions (that they are not questions)

[twilit thistle]

meme by @full mica

[narrow cairn]

Devs have always been obsessed with this E-brick

[sharp harbor]

Ctto

[simple pilot]

Today Nerissa and Muttley together will go 3D: (Asphalt meme related)

[paper condor]

Made by @winter thorn
(Also got permission from him/her)

[stable orbit]

This is how Evo cars were chosen ✅

[rain mountain]

6 epics need gold car to get

(Yes I know overclock exists)

[upper mesa]

patch notes dropped
, people,

[rain mountain]

"I ran out of Overclock Chips"

[lilac cave]

It's changed!!
Go get free 4 eip guys

[dapper topaz]

Audi's when Gameloft?

[queen sky]

VLFs

[dapper topaz]

Looks like someone farted

[nocturne finch]

Plat 3 this mp now:

[narrow cairn]

Asphalt Legends Beginners of 2026 rn:

[minor sierra]

It be like dat sometimes

[grand flame]

arabgamerz1 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate

[dapper topaz]

Reaching elder league be like

[dapper topaz]

Gotta spread awareness 🗣️🔥🔥

[grand flame]

theracer_01048 has been warned

Reason: off topic

[dapper topaz]

Wow Gameloft, you literally made the Lego Edition better than the normal car

[pulsar mason]

This is me when a new DS comes out.

[hidden adder]

Average low ranked mp2 lobby:

[dapper topaz]

Me already bored of current season lmao

[inner idol]

hated this insect

[dapper topaz]

Those were peak days...

[dapper topaz]

Turkey 🇹🇷 when Gameloft?

[green dew]

Bro Speedstorm tried to copying it from Asphalt Legends twice in a row, first Grand Prix and now 6 star Upgrade :baddeer:

[grand flame]

grand_regent_untilted has been warned

Reason: not a meme

spacevabsolute has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[blazing sedge]

[novel void]

Evo sf90 users when ghost slipstream in mp2

[inner idol]

nice roadblock gl

[dapper topaz]

"Do I look like I need your power?"

[grand flame]

jamesklein has been warned

Reason: not a meme

jamesklein has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Mar 23, 2026, 8:35 AM

apexx_a9 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

apexx_a9 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Mar 19, 2026, 8:38 AM

[serene canyon]

How it feels like when you want to post a meme in the offical Asphalt Legends memes channel after 2 consecutive bans

[grand flame]

nitwitoo7 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[sweet prawn]

Chiron and Owl in Along the Seine

[dawn spade]

You got kd when you are 1749 rating in mp2

[stark umbra]

enjoy your holi spotlight

[serene canyon]

How it feels paying respect to Lancer because it is the reason you got all other cars in game

[hidden adder]

LEGO™ event be like:
credits to @shell forum

[queen sky]

Which type is you are?

[rare cipher]

credits @weak storm

[vale anvil]

Everything being nerfed slowly at this point 🥲

[serene canyon]

AL players waiting for new redeem codes

[rare cipher]

egg eggstrava-ganza rn:

[thin agate]

new patch note Porsche kinda feel a pretty bit weird

[woeful ermine]

hmm

[sleek surge]

Ruin your game any % speedrun

[sweet prawn]

GL when deciding on DS main car

[graceful temple]

increase gap to LL by 300 rating with equal 200 rating spacing compared to lower 150 at Div 3/4
adds in a useless league that all it does is give the illusion of improvement
the new league literally exists to cancel out the divisions count "reduction", the grind to LL is now 1 division longer
add in "car filter rotation" to make the paragraph of nothing burger look longer on the patch note

[thin agate]

Chiron pur sport owners when they have less bps to get 6*

[grand flame]

thenew31416_45308 has been warned

Reason: misuse of channel

[queen sky]

F1 LM VS Panthera

[grand flame]

apexx_a9 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

apexx_a9 has been warned

Reason: consistently misusing the Channel next offense will be access removal from channel

deridiya has been warned

Reason: not a meme

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[weak scaffold]

2 memes in a row?

[weak scaffold]

Last meme guys trust

[sweet prawn]

Now we play the waiting game…

[bold oyster]

Gl:

[dawn spade]

GL making S class Porsche

[severe atlas]

only exclusive to garage lv40

[thin agate]

"Saved 150 tokens" moment 🥀

[sweet prawn]

I need 2 EIPs(and no I’m not spending tokens for those last 2 EIPs)

[serene canyon]

Everyone blabbering about jesko TLE
Meanwhile me watching the chat due to lack of tokens

[inner idol]

world knows who the winner is

[vale anvil]

Asphalt cars nightmare:

[serene canyon]

If Vanda was a person

[twilit thistle]

-# pic 2 is context

[graceful temple]

alright, this is getting ridiculous

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: not a meme.

[thin agate]

today's incident
(spotlight are fixed now, but this remain rememberance)

[sweet prawn]

As of the Porsche of Legends update…

[sweet prawn]

Most useless micro-transaction ever, just get it from the gauntlet shop

[serene canyon]

How I felt when my Panamera Key which I brought it from the Gaunlet store is worth ₹3000 ($30)

[sweet prawn]

Just, why?

[tall kettle]

close enough welcome back potential car

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: you were told to stop spamming that reaction , next will be a 2 week ban

Banned until · Apr 3, 2026, 3:08 PM

[slim scaffold]

those damn barriers

[rare cipher]

credits : @weak storm

[sweet prawn]

Everyone today

[brazen iris]

Happy April fools

[north folio]

the tragedy of 1 april

[vale anvil]

[tough trellis]

Steam in MacOS getting delayed until next season after the Switch delay is diabolical.

[brazen iris]

[bold oyster]

@ Asphalt when😭

[novel void]

Disgusting now 🥀

[inner idol]

lemme unlock the c11 man 😭

[hidden adder]

MP1 after gold 3

[sweet prawn]

And Senna GTR

[analog vector]

How it feels to do 360 drift and the car stops drifting on this update

[thin agate]

Coming up on MP1 Bronze II

[rare cipher]

credits: @thin agate

[sweet prawn]

MP2

[novel void]

Thank you 499p mayhem 🫡

[cosmic jackal]

finding out the hard way

[weak storm]

credits to @vernal nexus

[sweet prawn]

New worst DS main car just dropped, even worse than tartar sauce

[dapper mango]

(keys to a brick btw)

[inner idol]

syndicate coins auto claim when

[analog vector]

Mp1 lore

[thin agate]

uh why I think this??

[dawn spade]

By @twilit relic

[thin agate]

C class series: Rare and Uncommon car

[sweet prawn]

Probably because we all do?

[inner idol]

new league on mp1

[thin agate]

MP1 Champion League 1 and 2 in nutshell:
credit to @dusk swallow

[rare cipher]

credits: @thin agate

[stark umbra]

Hidden car of spotlight

[sweet prawn]

“Side story”? I dunno ‘bout that?

[stable orbit]

Thanks for the fact, @autumn bison

[thin agate]

Try check packs and event and see is it different?

[weak storm]

credits to @proud flint

[sweet prawn]

This time, MP1 might actually be worth grinding

[void fiber]

The Ferrante Elytron in a Nutshell:

[lilac cave]

But u forgot it's classic mode :

[thin agate]

Meanwhile that Trio of the anomaly in below champion and Legend league:

[twilit thistle]

-# i realized Plat 4 no longer exists

[plush wedge]

Unfunny meme ik ik but whatever. I'm posting it

[wooden cipher]

Life of a mobile player:
credits to @unique mason

[serene canyon]

Did you know?
||Asphalt Legends is a P2W game which is in disguise as a F2P game ||

[twilit thistle]

meme by @full mica

[rare cipher]

credits: @fringe crater

[sweet prawn]

You hate the new MP1 because rank rewards are now only from top 2500 onwards

I hate the new MP1 because you get far less tokens from rank rewards

We are not the same

[serene canyon]

You hate the Ferrante because it is trash

I hate the Ferrante because it looks ugly

We are not the same

[brazen iris]

You hate classic cuz you hate getting kd

I hate classic cuz my stuff near me will be in danger if I get kd

We are not the same

[thin agate]

New cars that was released to SE be like:

[analog vector]

Me after i did a great run in mp1 but a desync player ruined all my run

[sweet prawn]

Alright, it’s that time again

[thin agate]

credit to @strange cape

[serene canyon]

You play nevera hunt to waste tickets

I play nevera for bps and key

We are not the same

[upper mesa]

go for it 🫵🏻
nevera ta needs you 🫵🏻

[bold oyster]

You play nevera hunt for bps and key

I play nevera hunt for tradecoins

We are not the same

[sweet prawn]

Remember this when grinding Nevera TA

[narrow cairn]

I'm neutral at the Blue Monday incident, but also the Divo SE incident in A9 broke my heart💔

[analog vector]

Alu if players acted like humans in classic/unbreakable mode in multiplayer

[wooden cipher]

Credit to @old verge

[runic meadow]

@strange cape

[thin agate]

Those who saw the hotfixes news in before it was deleted #🔥・hot-topics

[stable orbit]

Who is this?

[bold oyster]

GL:

[brazen iris]

i play nevera hunt for bps and key

you play nevera hunt for key and bps

we are not the same

[slim scaffold]

you play nevera hunt
i dont play nevera hunt
we are not the same

[signal fable]

i do credit hunt
we are not the same

[serene canyon]

You play nevera hunt because your heart says so

I play nevera hunt because my brain says so

We are not the same

[slim scaffold]

but hey thats just a theory

[twilit thistle]

[stable orbit]

This is a lot more impressive

[rare cipher]

gameloft doing re-run collabs

[sweet prawn]

Patch Notes, MP changes

[bold oyster]

Patch notes:

[brazen iris]

you like the new update cuz it has amazing events
i like the new update cuz i can max the amg one

we are not the same

[sweet prawn]

No hate to any of the players on non-ad platforms btw

[young nexus]

You like the new update cause it has amazing events
I like the new update cause I can max the charger

we are not the same

[thin agate]

You like the new update cuz it has amazing events
I like the update cause I can max and gold my Invencible

We are not the same

[serene canyon]

You like the new update since hololive is back

I like the new update since we are getting a new mayhem event

We are not the same

[thin agate]

The moment you all waiting for after trolled at Monday

[young nexus]

credits to ideas @pearl hollow & @thin agate

[potent current]

stock venom f5/aeon users against class A/class B cars in mp2:

[serene canyon]

How it feels when hololive is coming back once again

[inner idol]

GP is for skilled player, change my mind

[analog vector]

Mp1

[brazen iris]

you like the new update because it has cool events

i like the new update because i can trade my 600k tokens into 1 billion credits

we are not the same

[wooden cipher]

Credit to @glossy viper

[stable orbit]

Again...

[vale anvil]

Gameloft to players after 919 street se:

[serene canyon]

No 499p Epics ?

[paper condor]

No EIPs for all support cars???

[vale anvil]

Vanda reaction:

[woeful ermine]

its finally over

[inner idol]

truly balancing

[brazen iris]

no free credits after "credits balencing"?

[sweet prawn]

Special Hunt drops

[sweet prawn]

To get to Legend League for this MP1

[thin agate]

Golden Week ❌
Golden week ✅

[sweet prawn]

How it feels to unlock Nevera TA after playing the SH nonstop

[paper condor]

He/She got confused again 💀

The reason why did I type he/she: because @harsh timber typed "that ONE specific dev"

[sweet prawn]

That one dev who was responsible for the Golden Week TLE:

[bold oyster]

The dev's boss:

[inner idol]

lol u didnt deserved to ruin lobby

[analog vector]

Toxic player thoughts in mp1

[serene canyon]

Me praying to gameloft to not mess up the hololive spotlight

[stark umbra]

Credits : @/Hyluuduong3108 ||satire meme , love hololive lol||

[serene canyon]

How it feels when your prayers has been answered

[stuck arrow]

Asphalt players when they notice a pixel is missing from a car that hasn’t been used since 2018

[bold oyster]

Pov the memes channel is now ur news channel before logging into the game

[lilac cave]

Sf90 appear champion II + unbreakable in this season :

[split grove]

Gameloft Business Logic in a nutshell

[queen sky]

Posted after Vanda stage in hololive spotlight unlocked

[dawn spade]

Gameloft : we have "balanced" the rewards in spotlight
Also Gameloft: make x1 bp back to spotlight store

[arctic lava]

Realized that I should also post it here

[paper condor]

Made by @fiery goblet

[merry dome]

GL: Since we know credits are very low in the game...we will not give you enough credits in an event lasting a whole season even if you have all the cars maxed for the event to completely upgrade a D class epic car.

[tall kettle]

Ares Panther slander imbound

[paper condor]

MP3(Team Pursuit) right now:

[inner idol]

lemme unlock naran and valk cro

[narrow cairn]

Chiron 300+: ❎
Chiron 270+: ✅

[serene canyon]

Credits: @unique mason

[vale anvil]

Asphalt npcs watching cars fly over their house:

[strange cape]

Based On How F2P Friendly these events are

[serene canyon]

How it feels when you open NOX Fury’s Patchnotes Video and hear that intro song

[kind reef]

How it feels when you open the patch notes video and they start mentioning "changes", "adjustments" and "balancing"

[brazen iris]

gl employees when it takes a whole extra day to calculate results from gp

[bold oyster]

how it feels to finally have floaty bug fixed back to normal

[elder magnet]

how it's gonna feel when this channel gets shut down

[pseudo python]

How it felt when new mayhem is coming

[merry dome]

GL after nerfing everything they possibly can

[thin agate]

Waiting...

[bold oyster]

But trash rewards for support stages:

[paper condor]

And
Easter Eggstravaganza Spotlight:

[sleek surge]

This is a meme itself

[winter glade]

sorry for adding more brainrot to this

[valid steppe]

Same energy as GL "fixing" the credits economy

[serene canyon]

Me waiting for a meme to come in #🗿・memes

[sweet prawn]

This decal was never made available during Porsche Selection SL…

[arctic ridge]

Mp1 rework in Porsche spotlight be like;

[bold oyster]

Gl listening the community about giving back dark theme garage:

[arctic ridge]

How it feels getting a 15x drop from a pack

[split grove]

Credit: AsphaltBeast via Reddit

[rare cipher]

credits: @arctic ridge

[arctic ridge]

@rare cipher

[eternal kernel]

why did quan submit this

[arctic ridge]

When the fandom is saying patch notes when?
(Me also confusing the whole meme enjoyers)

[arctic ridge]

Cop stats be like

[arctic ridge]

When you want the specific eip for your car to be evo
Legend store:

[narrow cairn]

Offroad Huracan ain't playin!

[sweet prawn]

This would be more accurate tbh

[arctic ridge]

When 9 year olds think that perfect nitro boosts every car extra km per hour or miles per hour

[dawn spade]

There is a song that fit sf90&vanda players
(Sorry Rose fans)

[dawn spade]

The reason you don't have girlfriends after 2018

[green dew]

Unpopular opinion btw

[arctic ridge]

When a sf90 pushes me into a wall

[eternal kernel]

true

[arctic ridge]

When gameloft makes a good spotlight

[paper condor]

Bugloft never fails us

[severe atlas]

[sweet prawn]

GL devs when making the Valour car hunt

[eternal kernel]

@blissful cipher

[bold oyster]

Mp1: his vanda killed the other vanda who was about to kd me

[thin agate]

R390 GT1 and Essenza SCV12 Flashback

[serene canyon]

How it feels when you play mp1 and 'Feel the Fire' song gets played

[arctic ridge]

When I’m in first place and it’s 90% of the race done
Me

[eternal kernel]

@hot drift

[molten geyser]

trust me— this is meme.

[arctic ridge]

When you go to the asphalt discord server and you see this

[vale anvil]

@hot drift and @hallow mango honest reaction:

[narrow cairn]

When agile beasts had their own brick versions
(performance based)

[inner idol]

more like this:

[serene canyon]

@vale anvil, you forgot about this

[paper condor]

Average asphalt gamer's house:
Made by @kindred niche

[void bobcat]

❔

[brazen iris]

gp2 engine

[eternal kernel]

@brazen iris

[wooden cipher]

Credit to @woven plover

[blissful cipher]

everyone bank account after BOS

[onyx slate]

In a world full of vanda and evo spammers

[valid estuary]

They can never get the placement right😭

[sweet prawn]

It’s still not fixed

[modern owl]

CTTO

[bold oyster]

GL: promising more credits from now on
Reality: +60k only

[twilit thistle]

yippee! i just got to Plat 1 with the free try Evija, such a nice car, i can't wait to try reaching Champion League with the 935-

[wooden cipher]

Raesr Aglaia SE be like:

Credit to @drifting rain

[lilac cave]

A player who too low token so can't afford get jesko (especially me)

[silk magnet]

when theres a good special event with a good car inside the blueprint packs but you only have

[wraith hinge]

Meanwhile me after spending tokens to max it without having the key prior to the event:

[vale anvil]

I know how some people gonna regret in bos

[wooden cipher]

Credit to @woven plover

[vestal marsh]

It do feel like that...
Credit: u/akaAsphaltBeast on Reddit

[sweet prawn]

GL after figuring out why the Imola Unleashed was showing the AMG GT BS

[queen sky]

I heard a lot of Audi fans screaming after reading the patch notes OOOO

[sweet prawn]

Lowk everyone rn

[young nexus]

late but:

[thin agate]

Patch notes for new DS be like
(All of that for the car with a power that was mid and at least the stat are okay 🥀)

[novel void]

101 handling son

[sweet prawn]

AL players praying they get Vision 1789 blueprints from the MP1 packs in preparation for the upcoming Special Hunt

[paper condor]

Credits for: @untold creek

[serene canyon]

Credits: @loud marsh

[green dew]

Lost of Elite Class B Status in Asphalt. First Evija, then F1 LM, then W12 Coupe, and now..... He's joining.

[brazen iris]

patch notes in a nutshell

[sweet prawn]

First Ferrante, now this(at least it’s stats look better on paper)

[halcyon stream]

wilted rose

[inner idol]

hmm

[vale anvil]

Seeing youtubers/players quitting the game:

[queen sky]

Gonna repost this meme again but with Akula instead of Panthera

[eternal kernel]

For pr2fst

[idle pivot]

Anytime you’re in Div V and feel like you might progress, this hits you

[sweet prawn]

They’re gonna add Ferrari’s new abomination next update

[pure zenith]

Submit your memes!
Submission rules:

• Avoid profanity
• No repost
• Server rules still apply
• No discussion

[tall yoke]

first meme

[small sail]

Has to be posted here

[pure zenith]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/sLmLQ6NSibA5YZztGGZ8HsZg0TZLo79i7x129ZssRvA/%3Fwidth%3D262%26height%3D500/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/617923287577788417/783679065726255144/unknown.png

[stuck agate]

in a parallel universe,

[tall yoke]

Deja Vu