🗿・memes

[ruby parcel]

Some jokes write themselves
"Whattup dog!?" 🤜🤛

[hybrid fox]

||kindly take this as a joke, our devs work hard||

GL's honest reaction after giving as a compensation 😜

[grand flame]

『lim』#9464 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate emoji usage in meme

[mystic scarab]

GameLoft sound designer designing sounds for a war zone?

[empty seal]

They literally sound better than ALL of the cars in 🅰️...

[tulip cloak]

I catch you

[empty seal]

I really want to meet the Lore Writer of the DS8.....

[rough vortex]

"It was just a prank, chill out"
The prank:

[rough vortex]

Nice Family💀

[stuck agate]

Discord servers from outage:

[tropic nexus]

TD players A9 wrapped

[stuck agate]

Windows compensation for delayed update

[rough vortex]

Wow

[grand flame]

cheah.0425 has been warned

Reason: using banned reaction emoji.

wildabeast88 has been warned

Reason: using banned reaction emoji.

u.s.s_atlanta has been warned

Reason: using banned reaction emoji.

bring_me_back69 has been warned

Reason: using banned reaction emoji.

[graceful temple]

🦛
(More like this coming soon)
(Thats my actual Spotify listening mins stats 🦛 )

[graceful temple]

🦛
(It's Shelter by Porter Robinson and Madeon if you are wondering wats my IRL stats)

[winter hawk]

🪦2023-2023 🥳👍 me celebrating the death of season tokens

[stuck agate]

Gameloft right now

[ripe bramble]

🤔

Context: #🤔-trivia-time, #🏎・general message

[graceful temple]

A9 players after a small visual glitch: wHERE THE HeLl Is oUR cOMpEnSatIon
A8 players after they got their account falsely banned for the 89402871546th time and a bug that broke down the entire source code of the game for the 1285th time this month:

[graceful hamlet]

truly the most creative artwork of all time from gameloft

[novel void]

What a disappointment

Because I don't have the required cars unlocked such as davinci, imola, 600lt and panamera

[rough vortex]

Me is just minding about golding Davinci tmr

[tropic nexus]

I need gt1 for showcase and craze

[silent niche]

They’ll catch up even if you drive devel sixteen

[hybrid fox]

Ig no caption needed 🙈😅

[stuck agate]

War…Is…Over!!

[nimble shell]

as you would guess, she did not stay behind

[hybrid fox]

||Just for fun||

[hybrid fox]

...

[plush wedge]

no context needed

[floral finch]

playing mp nowadays

[weak storm]

MP2: first time?
My honest reaction:

[silent niche]

When GL doesn’t have enough money:

(It’s just a joke btw)

Real image by @stuck agate

[rich plover]

Nothing lasts forever, except tokens. That thing can resist everything

[ruby parcel]

When you are the only owner of Suru at the party

[tropic nexus]

I wish this real

[nimble shell]

on the topic of Vanda slander, I literally could not knock a Vanda down no matter what I did

[brazen river]

I wish u guys interactions like this

[graceful temple]

"The only fate that is worse than death from KD is the fate of living in SHAME behind a bad handling car."

• Sun Tzu, Art of MP

[lyric cedar]

A9 players: The Devel is the hardest thing to get!

ls:🗿🍷

[pliant nacelle]

🧠

[silent niche]

Get -10 tokens 😁

[rough vortex]

Literally me

[tropic nexus]

Thank god i don't have money to spend (tonight im gonna rob a bank for the gold devel)

[brazen river]

And They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness

[safe meadow]

ASTO VIC

[tropic nexus]

It's same tho, ||AMG GT|| 🤷‍♀️

[rough vortex]

Too wild
Not my pic

[tropic nexus]

Im posting double for this day

[leaden thorn]

Most Expensive Fuel

[leaden thorn]

While Driving The Porsche 935 🤣

[floral finch]

everytime i see devel

[young nimbus]

h

[leaden thorn]

When The Whole Lobby Is Filled With Huracans. 🤣🤣

[plush wedge]

i wonder where Honda got this electric car's headlight design from hmm....

[south pasture]

3500 dollar goggles to play asphalt

[silent niche]

Average ds lore 💀

[winter hawk]

🐳 whale players ignoring reality, max all Syndicate cars

[winter hawk]

😄👍 Ignore the model of the car, they do not want you to see this image, 👀 it is just an example of when they say I have unlocked it and the reality is that they have bought it

[jaunty tide]

Pakistani American belong to Russia

[hybrid fox]

Asphalt 9: Legends Discord Server Right Now -

[kind reef]

entire playerbase rn:

[graceful temple]

"Play healthy! It is recommended that you take breaks from time to time during a long play session."

[tropic nexus]

When someone ask how many races you've played for ultima hunt

[graceful temple]

so I was enjoying Bocchi the Rock!
and then the Ultima hunt came and took away all of my sanity
so yeah.. now this thing exists
(dont ask me why)

[obtuse void]

if cars in a9 had an odometer

everyone’s ultima rs:

[silent niche]

Bro has ufo in his pocket 🤣

[novel void]

My biggest fear now

[loud pebble]

ultima rs when it matters 💀

[blazing sedge]

Players that completed british tour:

[brazen river]

How we see the devs after ultima event, they are very good cutie patooties

[leaden thorn]

Devel Sixteen Welcome Party By Jesko & F5

[velvet ledge]

Gameloft mein dang ho gya😂

[brazen river]

Everyone's screen time rn

[tropic nexus]

102 dollar just for 1 tier level?

YES SIR

[velvet ledge]

My final message from hospital 🏥 🥲

[hybrid fox]

[brazen river]

Ppl who maxed fr

[novel void]

There's no more time because lack of credits and I had work

[novel void]

Me when Ultima RS hunt ends

[silent niche]

Whar

[novel void]

Coming soon

[velvet ledge]

😭 why such feedback

[brazen river]

Xjr in gss

[austere dock]

Everyone: gets more than 1 bp of the Ultima
Me:

[tropic nexus]

Last for today

[robust quarry]

🔋 = Auto pilot
✋ = Touch Drive
🚫 = Both sucks lol

[grand flame]

deeplochan has been warned

Reason: bypass

[silent niche]

It’s edited btw

[novel void]

This is my plot twist

[shy basin]

i wonder where lamborghini got the diablo's headlight "design" from

[soft hedge]

Bud

[brittle flare]

mp2 be like
credit to @kind reef

[graceful temple]

There's nothing left I can do...

[cunning dune]

I forgor 💀

[soft hedge]

Rate my garage 🔥🔥

[leaden thorn]

Ghoststream Races Be Like 💯
Who's Driving Tachyon 🤣

[dense cape]

"Just one more race and i can reach Legend League ! i hope it will be a fair lobby"
League mixing:

[hybrid fox]

Riyal and based on a true story 🥲

[floral finch]

i think alien made this car

[silent niche]

balls 😎

[nova wedge]

Bababooye

[silent niche]

0 tokens 🧠

[blazing sedge]

Ghost slipstream 2024

[hybrid fox]

Skeletor will be back!!!

[novel void]

4109 rank meeting

[silent niche]

“AI will take over the world”
Also AI:

[hybrid fox]

Reality hits hard 🗣️

[hybrid fox]

Grinder 👑

[loud pebble]

whar a9?

[late crane]

aight

[loud pebble]

real

[vestal sandal]

how it looks like vs how it feels like (old clip)

[loud pebble]

balls breakthrough mode

[velvet ledge]

Pain in his name😂

[loud pebble]

"gameloft whenever they want u to pay" 💀
"asphalt 9 matters alot" 💀

[grand flame]

#🗿・memes is no longer slowmoded.

[grand flame]

#🗿・memes is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 30 minutes

(Suggestion: Type !slowmode off when you want to disable slowmode)

[austere dock]

Screw tesla have a9 gameplay instead 👍

[brazen river]

Obligatory race for when someone joins the club

[ruby parcel]

RIP season tokens 💚

[plush wedge]

That based gold 650S GT3 user

[robust quarry]

Been 2 years since I have it 3* and still waiting 🙂

[loud pebble]

ppl when they face vandas in their lobby 💀

[ruby parcel]

When you have Battista at Tuscany and Vandas trying to catch up with you

[leaden thorn]

As Classic MP Over Now, Taking My Cars To The Caroprachtor! 🤣🤣

[loud pebble]

another reupload ig

[vestal sandal]

Can’t wait too unlock the konseigg regera!!

[solid bolt]

The xj220s twr remodel is insane

[loud pebble]

true

[pliant nacelle]

french bread 🥖

[austere dock]

Same interior

[robust quarry]

Conclusion: They will never fix league mixing

[stuck agate]

After all them car hunts, the team is finally encouraging healthy activity!!

[drowsy zenith]

When EP9 comes back again after some of y'all got scarred by it on Bugatti Chiron SE November 2023.

[loud pebble]

literally a soulless 2.0 💀

[tropic nexus]

I identify myself as a Mclaren P1

[amber cradle]

"every windows player's b class:" -saph

[ruby parcel]

Divo slipstream season be like:

[magic harbor]

me

[loud pebble]

real

[grand flame]

sds_phoenix has been warned

Reason: disrespectful post

[silent niche]

Me after grinding a carhunt non stop:

[grand flame]

ce.henriquezzz10 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[loud pebble]

how’s that not a meme? anyways…

[grand flame]

droniscool has been warned

Reason: game errors are not a meme

droniscool has been warned

Reason: no discussions in this channel + bypassing media only rule

[grand flame]

ce.henriquezzz10 has been warned

Reason: enough with your non memes

[tropic nexus]

Sorry gurl, there's a more important car hunt to do (me n who)

[austere dock]

Very simple 👍

[graceful temple]

get out of my head get out of my head
stop following me stop following me
not in A8 not in A8 not in A8

[silent niche]

💀

[loud pebble]

"this is gotta be a joke man" 😭💀

[manic sentinel]

League mixing at its finest 👍

[novel void]

If GL still add another overranked elite C class car in the next update

[leaden thorn]

Garage 1 To 18 With 500 Cars In 1 Minute.

Asphalt 9 Habibi 🤣💯

[grand flame]

ce.henriquezzz10 has been banned for 1 day

Reason: enough with your non memes

Banned until · Feb 22, 2024, 7:41 AM

xhoodie_ has been warned

Reason: not a meme

xhoodie_ has been warned

Reason: AM signature is also not a meme

[manic jewel]

Please make sure your post is a meme before submitting, random game screenshots and low effort submissions will be removed and user will be warned or muted/banned based on past infractions

[brazen river]

To whoever did the selection/balancing/use cases of overclock

[tropic nexus]

||Thankyou for the feature, now im not afraid again with league mixing||

[novel void]

The front look so familiar

[leaden thorn]

Huracan Ultra Pro Max 🤣

[near stream]

Footage of me trying to buy devel sixteen

[grand flame]

maddiiee69 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[tropic nexus]

#🏎・general after #🤔-trivia-time upload a question

[grand flame]

『Elim』#9464 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate post

[nova wedge]

😞

[leaden thorn]

Deal Of The Day: You Can't See Me 🤣

[grand flame]

itz.sparkblade has been muted for 2 hours

Reason: please stop posting in this channel nothing you submit is quality nor is a meme, next offense you'll lose access to this channel

Muted until · Feb 29, 2024, 7:23 AM

[winter wedge]

Credit :not Asp

[tropic nexus]

You guys can get emira in showroom, why need special hunt for it?

[stuck agate]

Earlier when this happen

[wooden sedge]

The "Special Hunt" in nutshell
By @paper raft

[dry lintel]

Feels like post-British Tour season all over again

[nimble shell]

Devel vs Agera very balanced 🤩

[grand flame]

dumblexe has been warned

Reason: not a meme

average_real has been warned

Reason: not a meme

lspirazione has been warned

Reason: not a meme

dumblexe has been banned for 1 day

Reason: stop posting car garage pics they're not memes

Banned until · Mar 3, 2024, 5:01 AM

[languid pewter]

Give em 2 more years and there'll be a Clash Pass

[graceful temple]

How life feel after I decided to skip the ATS GT "Special" Hunt:
||song name is dullscythe by Porter Robinson. Worth to give it a check and slowly appreciating the true meaning behind it||

[magic harbor]

iykyk

[loud pebble]

why need support cars for ats gt when ultima has none 🦛

[near stream]

Average vanda user when going to sleep

[languid pewter]

TVR is the solution

[leaden thorn]

Story Of Alfa Romeo 🥺🤣

[tired furnace]

The truth inside the Hunt's packs

[ruby parcel]

When you play ATS Special Hunt and have so bad drop, that even the game itself says WTH D(what the hell drop)

[grand flame]

vegeta_ss has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

[austere dock]

when Caseoh x Asphalt 9 Legends collaboration

[languid pewter]

Worst mechanic in the entire game

[graceful temple]

I ran out of memes idea
this one came up in my head out of nowhere, and made it in like 30 seconds
prob cuz I managed to find the song origin for this meme 🦛

[leaden thorn]

Lol Its You! 🤣🤣

[languid pewter]

Exhibit A: Tuscany
Exhibit B: Norway
Exhibit C: Greenland (sometimes)
Need I say more?

[grand flame]

a3i3 has been warned

Reason: Not related to A9

bloonsaddict has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[silent niche]

By @chrome fable

[languid pewter]

Poorly edited meme I know

[velvet ledge]

...🤣

[winter hawk]

@open sun

[grand flame]

ffgmarvelgamer has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

[languid pewter]

This is every previous king when a new king of a certain class/game arrives

[rich plover]

mmmmyes the classic mp experience

[tropic nexus]

Me when i see a whaler with skill issue

[rugged grove]

You both finish first, but you come second place

[austere dock]

Birthday meme 👍

[languid pewter]

Apparently Brabham is rumored to as well so you might wanna go for it

[cunning dune]

a9 physics:

[ruby parcel]

When you see full plate of tokens at unleashed event and your car is already maxed

[nova wedge]

Is this a thing in Asphalt ? (Rating based ik) 💀

[tropic nexus]

Gameloft make this meme

[tropic nexus]

3am

[green herald]

A9 routes be like:

[ruby parcel]

Very expensive shortcut

[stuck agate]

Non TLE pass when they are trying to max/get the key from the car hunt

[languid pewter]

What 2 more cylinders do to a V10:

[tropic nexus]

How it feels when drift using alfieri, f12tdf, la ferrari

[broken socket]

Asphalt 9

[silent niche]

“Finish in Pos. 1 or Better” 🧠

[obtuse void]

bet he isnt so happy now

[tropic nexus]

I think he like this map

[near stream]

What classic MP feels like

[undone aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003527656828059810/1221575705083510884/4bnfyf2.jpg?ex=66131407&is=66009f07&hm=5ecd64c035ea1560961eae771f60a6c2d4fece44ffdbcf7dc11e572af8c47b6f&

[ornate stag]

Classic MP be like [low effort meme (pt2)] :

[green flax]

New Unite menu be like:

[brazen river]

reference 🗣️🔥💯

[languid pewter]

And then you feel like a horrible person

[languid pewter]

Most peaceful 2 weeks in A9 MP

[near stream]

Me everyday with a9

[brazen river]

[graceful temple]

"Asphalt Unite will be the first game ever in the franchise history to have crossplaform gameplay ✨ "

• GameLoft, 2024
  Back in the ancient days of 2013:

[silent niche]

Real

[tropic nexus]

Me when classic series (i want to throw away my phone)

[graceful temple]

It's been a while 🦛
Thanks for letting me know

[brazen river]

The server really did devolve into AsphaltMadness™️

[stuck agate]

GL: Buy Legend Pass

Me:

[languid pewter]

Poor quality meme

[grand flame]

shail_1234 has been warned

Reason: not a meme.

[silent niche]

During classic mp

[silent niche]

Real

[winter hawk]

[ruby parcel]

That feeling when you only one without OC and still finish 1st

[tropic nexus]

Real

[loud yarrow]

Opinions may vary

[floral finch]

the ramp hater ares s1 approval

[leaden thorn]

New Feature: 🤔🤣

[loud yarrow]

Eh, maybe that one is too controversial so what about this?

[winter hawk]

I hope it doesn't happen but...

[languid pewter]

Made using Samsung Image Editor 🦛

[velvet ledge]

Which one wins

[thin vale]

the stig

[austere dock]

c class fits better 👍

[languid pewter]

And Nio is still in A Class 💀

[grand flame]

bloonsaddict has been warned

Reason: troll post

[tropic nexus]

Probably this is the worst

[novel void]

Me every season in mp1 classic:

[brazen river]

Last mp madness, rip etense and ktm

[graceful temple]

Based on a true story

[loud pebble]

truly a mouse 🗣️🐭

[cosmic furnace]

the blackbird of the wangan 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[austere dock]

This was recent ☠️

[leaden thorn]

It's that Time 🤣

[rich plover]

Close cam + 600lt is a combo of all time

[winter hawk]

a normal day on A9, luckily solved

[grand glen]

meme

[slate axle]

Gameloft fixing their servers rn:

[leaden thorn]

Who You Gonna Call🤙🤣💯

[stuck agate]

A9 players when someone reminds them that they can uninstall the game

[formal parrot]

Asphalt Legends Unite in a nutshell:

[leaden thorn]

Done Reading? 🤣🤣

[graceful temple]

these things are literally keeping my account alive rn

[languid pewter]

The MC12 💀

[graceful temple]

Yes, I'm gonna skip it again. And my life has been going real nice
||song name: Porter Robinson - Something Comforting (VIP)||

[leaden thorn]

Community: It's Been A Long Day Without You My Clash! 🥲

Gameloft: See The Bigger Picture. 🤙

[languid pewter]

Every damn time

[leaden thorn]

Devel 16 Comes 1st🤣

[stuck agate]

The oldest company in the game.

Estd: 1847

[formal parrot]

For everyone who waits for asphalt 10:

[graceful temple]

yeah, that's enough A9 MP for today

[formal parrot]

Me: but it's cringe.

Brain: do it anyway.

Me:

[leaden thorn]

Types Of Vanda Owners 🤣

[grand flame]

yulin1301 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

rcosine has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

manu8368 has been warned

Reason: censored reactoin

ace02853 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

[grand flame]

derilluminati has been warned

Reason: inappropriate reaction.

[sterile zodiac]

Laugh or I'll break your

[drowsy zenith]

When you're just clueless on tracks you dont have knowledge for.

[grand flame]

bud1582 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

[magic harbor]

every noob known to man

[tropic nexus]

High handling cars in greenland S turn

[languid pewter]

WC about as rare as a good SE

[grand flame]

physyadelic has been warned

Reason: inappropriate (also not a meme)

[graceful temple]

I just unlocked the GT3 recently so now this thing exists 🦛

[fossil sphinx]

New feature

[fallen otter]

Especially the high-end ones

[empty seal]

@tribal nymph, We'll never erase you from our Memories...❤️‍🩹

[austere dock]

See you later @tribal nymph

[empty seal]

Codin Archives: Day 1

[graceful temple]

If Car Hunt event is a vending machine:
||Its the Oreo edging over there, not the socks 🦛 ||

[formal parrot]

Classic

[empty seal]

Cordin Archives: Day 2

When I open Discord, I see bro online...
||(Bro took job of being Community Manager very seriously... 💀)||

[graceful temple]

Me if squeezing the gap between two nitro bottles when I need it the most is an award:

[formal parrot]

Leaks
Trust™

[fallen otter]

July 17… I wonder what's that supposed to mean 🤔👽

[languid pewter]

skill_issue.png

[languid pewter]

2018 was 6 years ago.

[grand flame]

unfrxl. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[graceful temple]

how it feels stacking up 32M credits before the 007s "Special" Hunt begin: (bible lore reference)

[grand flame]

chef64 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[stuck agate]

in my humble opinion

[loud yarrow]

Corvette spammers explaining why the Corvette GS is one of the best cars for MP

[austere dock]

Home design a9 ❗️

[grand flame]

theyellowevo has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

[empty seal]

Since I got banned for 3 days, so the streak has been break and Codin is no longer here to see it...

So have this

[stuck agate]

||i ❤️ nissan||

[languid pewter]

Relatable

[fossil sphinx]

"you cant perform 2 barrels a metre off the ground and then crash after"

[tropic nexus]

4 ferrari

[silent oriole]

Press F to pay respects to these countries who cannot participate MHA event

[brazen river]

Advanced level humour

[void bobcat]

Car so low it became a speedbump for another

[grand flame]

shifter0001 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[teal oasis]

So you have chosen death

[leaden thorn]

Life Of Classic Multiplayer 🤣😎

[wet orbit]

"The ultimate in British engineering."

[hybrid fox]

Up for a challenge? Dropping a meme template for y'all to create meme 😁

[austere dock]

Aight bet

[velvet ledge]

😆:)

[ember bobcat]

alr

[languid pewter]

Terrible meme but it's the best I can do 🤷‍♂️

[grand flame]

dragonloup has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[empty seal]

Unspoken Facts...

[young nimbus]

asphalt 9 is not a p2w game
asphalt 9:

[green flax]

credit: yappington uni graduate (yt)

[novel void]

Lucky me yesterday

[hybrid fox]

Hello Legends,

Up for a challenge? Dropping a new meme template for y'all to make memes.
Please be sure to ping me 😁

[winter hawk]

when you publish new offers

[ember bobcat]

[fallen otter]

Skill issue

[empty seal]

SV + J = SVJ

[empty seal]

And another one...

[austere dock]

breaks coco trend

Based on the event on July 17th 2017 in the Grand Tour

[quasi tusk]

[loud yarrow]

Real

[winter hawk]

[leaden thorn]

Elite Car 🤣

[elfin haven]

Switch v A9

[grand flame]

bottom_gear_stig has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[proud sentinel]

if you know you know

[grand flame]

bonniexd_ has been warned

Reason: meme not found

swarnendukoley12 has been warned

Reason: a locked gold car with no key is not a meme, that's just skill issue

[nimble shell]

show of hands, how many of you?

[graceful temple]

It ain't getting away this time

[novel void]

July 14 SSC Tuatara special event stage 3 in #⚡・community-media

[soft hedge]

I'm pretty sure this seems familiar

[void bobcat]

"There's a lot under the skin that you can't see." - Aston Martin F1 Team

[green flax]

New unite leak

[tired furnace]

Unite Leak vol 2 !

[leaden thorn]

Wating For Glitches Like This 🤣

[fallen otter]

Are the drop rates really that bad for you guys?

[wet orbit]

When I misread:

[supple idol]

if you look closely, you can see that they didnt even put the right Challenger on the pack's png

[graceful temple]

A special hunt skipped is a new era of HAPPINESS

[bold oyster]

The droprate:

[empty seal]

A9 Slander #1
(React with for #2)

[silent oriole]

Me: "Man, I can't wait to gold my 007s"
YouTube recommendation:

[solemn ridge]

I am so late for this but-
nitro is a bit off, but in a nutshell, ⤵️

[solemn ridge]

almost every car in the game has a GT version, a pimped-up version, or a neon edition
if anyone remembers every car that ever existed in the game, give them an award. They deserve it.
I cant keep up with the names.

[nova wedge]

Saw this old man playing asphalt 9, it’s so nice to see even the elderly are enjoying this game. Truly it’s made for all.

What a legend

[stuck agate]

This server when ALU is out, and A9 becomes a thing of the past

[grand flame]

slantv06 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate meme format

[silent oriole]

It's transforming

From @quasi thistle

[grand flame]

torquestreet has been warned

Reason: Not A9 related

amg.gts has been warned

Reason: Not A9 related

[leaden thorn]

Community Service Announcement! 😆

[shadow sundial]

basically every classic round i’ve played on tuscany

[vestal marsh]

Credit: u/Apricot_Normal (Reddit)

[dense lintel]

Huracan : "Why i'm still here? Just to suffer?"

[bold oyster]

A9 players to f5:

[green dew]

New Core Memory Unlocked

[fossil sphinx]

||‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ||

[leaden thorn]

Miracle 🤣🤣

[stuck agate]

can't wait for 16 hours per day grinding car hunts gaming

[leaden thorn]

On My Way To Clash Store 🤣

[nimble shell]

The food was on the table and they went and ate off the floor

[fossil sphinx]

||mple Text||

[grand flame]

deridiya has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

[novel void]

I had a nightmare (oppo f11 pro)

[bold oyster]

Players when the game steals your ad:

[novel void]

A8 is boring and dead

[graceful temple]

All phones I ever owned reaction to the ALU graphic upgrade:
(the 7+ one will run ALU on the day it launch as an experiment, poor fella only have 3GB of RAM)

[fallen otter]

Meanwhile my Realme C25s:

( I genuinely think it can run Unite nicely )

[austere dock]

Hi whales 🐋

[solemn ridge]

meme format so sigma i got warned for it 💀

[void bobcat]

Tactical Ballistic Chiron

[leaden thorn]

SEASON 2 Out Now On All Platforms 🤣

[novel void]

July 17 is a great day

[undone aurora]

meanwhile in Nintendo land

[austere dock]

Welp uhhh bye a9 I guess

[barren geyser]

Ok but ..

[leaden thorn]

🥲🤣

[graceful temple]

I heard that that damn car is coming back
And I already have it golden
Time to revenge dunk that one requirement at the last stage harder than OnK Chapter 154

[green dew]

Meanwhile on July 17:

[tender eagle]

See you again

[austere dock]

That card looks familiar

[stuck arrow]

Switch and iOS players seeing everyone else get the update

[silent oriole]

Me: "Oh wow, I can't wait to try Asphalt Legends Unite"

The game:

[vestal marsh]

Gameloft: I think this update is gonna be really good.

Community:

[lunar eagle]

this is true!

[leaden thorn]

When The Shockwave Hits 🤣

[fallen zenith]

thanks GL

[solemn ridge]

tbh (minor spelling mistake)

[empty seal]

IYKYK...

[nimble shell]

im actually losing it over here 😭

[tropic nexus]

My phone after update to unite 🥰😇

[nimble plover]

Gameloft : we improved graphics to provide better gaming experience
The graphics :

[bold oyster]

Asphalt Unite Singapore vs Asphalt 9

[dry lintel]

Is it just with keyboard on PC??

[green dew]

Kid: “Can we have Lamborghini Gallardo Polizia?”
Mom: “We have Lamborghini Gallardo Polizia in Asphalt Legends Unite.”
Lamborghini Gallardo Polizia in Asphalt Legends Unite:

[silent oriole]

Stole this on Facebook

[leaden thorn]

How Would You Like To Rate On A Scale Of 1 To 9. 9 Being The Highest 🤭

[leaden thorn]

Asphalt 9 Getting Ready For Graduation 🤣

[unkempt comet]

Stole from larooso

[novel void]

Don't do private lobbies yet

[graceful temple]

Fun fact: There are more cars nerfed in A8 since 2019 than all cars ever entered A9/ALU
(And if you are wondering how the hell is balancing in that game still alive. Well, basically they redesigned the whole garage at this point, its completely different since launch)

[brazen river]

Credit to @tender burrow

[nimble shell]

:/

[leaden thorn]

Multiplayer Lobbies These Days 🥲🤣

[nimble plover]

Players after GL decide to nerf devel instead of fixing bug ,graphics and lagging at first :

[shrewd leaf]

20 minutes

[floral finch]

doing this trend but in alu

[dusky wagon]

by FL™ Worbie_Doo

[solemn ridge]

No more PN boost + nitro nerf 😔

[grand flame]

shifter0001 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

[bold oyster]

Pov: you dont have high end device

[snow sparrow]

How it started vs. How it’s going

[void bobcat]

What

[stuck agate]

Waiting for lag and graphics fix on Android:

[wet orbit]

Probably a bit of a stretch to still be maining the H2 in Silver III though. Okay, maybe not, because I did it.

[grizzled steppe]

How i look to ppl that hates imola for no reason, also me after imola nerf:

[silent oriole]

✋Absolut✋

[grizzled steppe]

New king arrived

[void bobcat]

Nyoooom

[silent oriole]

GL: "It's not a bug, it's a feature"

The feature:

[void bobcat]

Wrong target

[boreal kite]

Phiziks+plus kded mission r at the end 👽

[stuck agate]

More brain rot nonsense
(Loud volume warning)

[boreal kite]

True gamer is who don't kd on purpose 🗿🗿

[void bobcat]

So, I heard you've been complaining about lags and overheats...

[wooden sedge]

State of Asphalt Legends Unite (ALU) rn

[manic jewel]

Caption this meme

Show us your best creations

[floral finch]

shoe car repost test

[bold oyster]

U mean this

[green dew]

MP2 be like:

[wispy sparrow]

Modern art:

[tranquil barn]

#🚗・car-suggestions

[void bobcat]

Meme

[heavy sigil]

Welcome to Unite

[boreal kite]

Fiziks 👽

[tight mango]

Wow, this game REALLY hates me that much?

[void bobcat]

In case of dead chat

[manic jewel]

Caption this meme
Note: you no longer need any level requirements to post here

[heavy cave]

average car hunt

[native current]

The DS9 experience

[hard sedge]

Weird champ paywall game asphalt unite

[void bobcat]

I'm gonna have to respectfully "STEAL" and modify this absolut banger of a meme.

[graceful temple]

We all miss the good old days

[void bobcat]

Apollo goes hyper space.

[torpid cedar]

Your opponents in mp1:

[sour snow]

People with bad device: I can't wait for the new update to improve the graphics and optimization
The update:

[stuck agate]

when your device starts overheating:

[torpid cedar]

TD and MD players:

[quasi wedge]

Another Nokia W

[torpid cedar]

Gameloft devs fix alu problems:

[heavy cave]

im only human so i guess both

[grand flame]

reshad4 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[sour snow]

Asphalt 9 core

[willow plume]

Everyone in unbreakable multiplayer:

[wet orbit]

"Play the mobile ads! That will drop them."
"They are still not dropping."
"This is impossible!"
"Where are those Epic Import Parts?"

[lime edge]

Average Vanda users

[hidden adder]

360 lovers in every single mp

[harsh dew]

Code has been cracked

[torpid cedar]

Current alu gameplay:

[bold oyster]

Meanwhile game stability all of a sudden:

[sour snow]

Vanda/ccgs/huracan users finding a new way to kd someone who is on his side

[grizzled steppe]

Im NOT acc sharing GL dawg

[grand flame]

vetxxs has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[grand flame]

magstred has been warned

Reason: not a meme!

[barren wolf]

pro players: chiron do bad wall rides.be careful. Meanwhile bmw i8:🗿

[regal current]

How hard is it to post memes 😭

[grand flame]

the_bumpaaa_v12 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

minhtung0709 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

xdfiregamerdx has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

[grand flame]

xdfiregamerdx has been warned

Reason: post only content related to asphalt legends unite

[plucky garden]

this is the best respawn point I've ever seen

[wispy sparrow]

I'll do you one better... Torture.

[brave ledge]

I just discovered this 🥲

[somber olive]

How to kd police in alu :

[loud tulip]

Wait, where’s the non asphalt 9 related memes channel?

[void bobcat]

Low end androids after ALU:

[hidden adder]

every single soul after reached Silver IV

[strong hollow]

Gameloft Missile

[stuck agate]

any ios device on alu (including high end ones)

[harsh dew]

Xjr accel

[celest crag]

i really wonder who stupid enough to buy these

[torpid cedar]

Special hunt is ending and you still need 4 epics:

[nimble plover]

F2p after seeing other people pay in a9 and game become worse and worse :

[stuck agate]

“nice car! what performance mods did you install under the hood?”

“what???”

[celest crag]

dont care about it, I just want look like Fast And Furious

[lime edge]

🦛

[torpid cedar]

Now you can expect a set up even from the air

[misty jacinth]

Finally you gold your absolute 🤑

[grand flame]

arcadexii has been warned

Reason: inappropriate post

[grand flame]

acruxxx12 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[honest creek]

POV: you really need to pee but you are in the middle of an mp race

[grand flame]

person6682_ has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

greenstunter1 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

m1racleo_ has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

djjmxtrix has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

acruxxx12 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[green flax]

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head (yes this is my photo)

[wraith grove]

When the game decides to hate you personally:

[somber olive]

When there is only one person left in the syndicate
(He did this to me 🦛)

[vernal geyser]

bro missed 😭

[winged otter]

Pov:it’s the last day of MP

[sage surge]

POV: trying to get to legend in ALU MP

[vale moon]

ALU physic belike:

[leaden thorn]

When You Order Car From Asphalt 🤣

[prime raven]

ALU gaming 101

[sage surge]

My wifi when i am 1 ELO away from legend in ALU MP after 26 hours of constant PC overheating

[void bobcat]

💀

[languid storm]

I am cooked

[manic jewel]

Caption this

[sage surge]

bet

[boreal kite]

Iykyk

[green flax]

This is how aliens play

[blazing sedge]

MP1 ghost wen

[vale moon]

my fd: how fun is the game?
me: I enjoyed it

[sour snow]

A9 core 2

[hidden adder]

average ALU player's meal

[hidden adder]

when Vanda/Huracan/007s users sees MP1 is Classic

[boreal kite]

Me:This is an important race don't mess up
Also me:

[vale moon]

someone: will u lose?
me: nah, i'd win
meanwhile:

[slow vector]

no wonder why vandas can’t get out of the way from a 500 kmh devel 16, nerf vandas

[winged otter]

When A9 isn’t uniting:

[hidden adder]

Typical ALU player after survived from Classic Multiplayer Series

[bold oyster]

Meanwhile Dodge srt8:

[novel void]

Soon

[languid storm]

[sage surge]

who remembers career?

[boreal kite]

Alu defying fundamental rules of the universe before gta 6 (solid can't go through solid and then be stuck there)

[heavy marten]

Painnnnnnnn

[rancid relic]

🎣 ⁉️ 🤣

[languid kestrel]

Why do you release the same car?

[young nimbus]

same energy

[long dew]

Same

[frigid slate]

🍩

[stuck agate]

every low end device in this new update

[candid escarp]

the update is game breaking 🔥🔥🔥

[candid escarp]

ONE ELEVEN❌
DRE E🧹EVEI '✅

[graceful temple]

nice meme
Im gonna yoink it but now using the technology of Stereo Sounds
And I just finished the D4DJ series so this thing now exists
(use headphones that support two audio channels or more for the best experience)

[meager flame]

What car is this?

[vernal geyser]

pov: ur out of tickets

[grim sun]

"Gameloft moments"

[stuck agate]

👍👍👍 imagine gold car without key

[loud rose]

J50 got a successor, but from....

[languid storm]

[languid snow]

“oh boy i can’t wait to play classic mp!”

every opponent in my lobby:

[grim sun]

Let us take a look inside "Lancer Evolution"

[vernal geyser]

Is that... an obtainable Asterion epic?!?!

[torpid cedar]

Forever with us

[leaden thorn]

Clash Time 🥲😆

[void vigil]

Welcome to asphalt flight simulator!

[celest crag]

that seacond revuetlto💀

[quiet mountain]

meanwhile at the Vivendi board meeting...

[paper kayak]

average mp1 lobby in 2050:

[bold oyster]

That one jesko using xbox/ps control with delay issu:

[sterile coral]

NIce to meet you

[languid storm]

Grinding for Gallardo hunt....and that one ramp🤨

[languid snow]

another one

average race in gss

[graceful temple]

we need to bring back the old emotes system in this channel 🦛

[grand flame]

vekkzy has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[vestal marsh]

Credit: u/WorldofNoel (Reddit)

[sour snow]

Alu if gl nerf vanda and huracan

[slim night]

the 50 huracan clones:

[jagged summit]

To anyone who thinks the One-Eleven is the ugliest car in game, I shall remind you of the Asfane

[languid snow]

a couple of vandas were sacrificed for a good cause

[stuck agate]

game of the year

[grand flame]

liorgreen has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

[dapper summit]

why gameloft

[celest crag]

zl1 guy has a "Double life"

[leaden thorn]

🦛

[bold oyster]

The player irl:

[bold oyster]

Then people call you noob*

[snow bloom]

funniest description ever

[ionic oxide]

Agreed

[novel void]

ALU mp1 be like

[wet orbit]

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be this excited.

[novel void]

Most spammed cars in mp during asphalt 9 era

[green flax]

Zeppelin race lore

[novel void]

Made in 2020

[radiant kite]

This car remind me of this droid 😅

[grizzled steppe]

Asfal 9 lagends unit edut dropped👽😱

[grand flame]

korrigan7649 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[thorn rose]

wall ride bad

[grizzled steppe]

How much times imma need to say that imola is goat

[inner idol]

please get out find another event and dont be greedy 💀

[grand flame]

tomek5067 has been warned

Reason: Off topic.

firo4600 has been warned

Reason: Not a Meme.

[wispy sparrow]

What in the Looney Toons ah spin?

[languid snow]

@flat flax

[languid storm]

Should I or not...

[inner idol]

they thinks that event giving free key 🤣

[grand flame]

exofes has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[languid snow]

pov you enter a classic mp race

[torpid cedar]

What will happen if let the vanda driver go on the real road

[grand flame]

avpxpvp has been warned

Reason: bypass

[inner idol]

what a disappointment 🥰

[drowsy zenith]

Problem with weekly TLE epic pack requiring car from MP1.

[wet orbit]

How to name your in-app purchases so they draw more attention.

[hidden adder]

Temerario spammers(right) waiting for winning on mp2 against skilled 1 star Enzo user(left) @loud yarrow

[hasty perch]

Ads in games be like:

[dapper summit]

Gameloft, make alu better

[silk magnet]

When you had good luck in the previous mp but now you have trash luck

[hasty perch]

Son: Mom do we have graphics settings at home?

Mom: yes Son

The Graphics Settings at home:

[round spruce]

GL equal：medium pack>large pack

[languid storm]

Gameloft after UNIT FUND 2💸💸

[bold oyster]

Pov: Asphalt Unite launch from gl

[ancient river]

Corvette GS User When They Realizes Their Cars Being Outdated And New Cars On Same Class Can Beat It :

[inner idol]

aaarrrgghhhh come on 34/35 💀

[leaden thorn]

Community Edition 🤙

[solid sinew]

Average f2p day 🥱

[rough python]

ALU updates be like...

[hasty perch]

The NFSU1 Rubberband is strong in this race:

[rain mountain]

GL in Showroom reruns be like:

[feral bolt]

Butterzilla P1

[hasty perch]

How to find a Spec of your Future car in ALU:

[grand flame]

shadow_panacake_64744 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[dapper summit]

GL Profit from releasing Czinger SE and victor hunt.

[flint magnet]

New Asphalt legends unite feautures

[steep smelt]

A few other things I asked my friend gpt 🙂 But look, it's all factual (minus the fictional story request). His responses blew me away.

[steep smelt]

This fictional story is quite relatable ...(Pt1)

[steep smelt]

(Pt2 - ending)

[steep smelt]

Seeing how cool and knowledgable gpt is, I asked him to make a sequel of Eric's fictional story, and he made a whole series of sequels, or chapters of the sequel, not sure... here is the first one. And it gets darker in the later sequels...

[steep smelt]

having a little chat with gpt and memory update... ah isn't he poetic?

[stuck agate]

Memes

[languid kestrel]

godgame

[inner idol]

best car nitrous ever in ALU ✨

[hasty perch]

Asphalt may I copy your work

NFS Unbound: sure make it different though

Asphalt: Sure

Asphalt Work:

[grand flame]

abysss5695 has been warned

Reason: ok but that's not a meme

[languid snow]

“i need you to overtake him now!”

[rose hare]

''sir! yes sir!''

[dapper summit]

Reality of all special events introducing a new car to ALU (gameloft edition).

[leaden thorn]

Oscar For "Bug In A Leading Game"
Goes to 'Gameloft' 🤣

[hasty perch]

Enemy AC-130 ABOVE

[hasty perch]

Task Failed Successfully

(It could be signal issues of my internet)

[torpid cedar]

After winning the first clash

[wet orbit]

"Nah, I'd win."

[grand flame]

tomek5067 has been warned

Reason: Off topic, not a meme, read the channel description before posting.

[novel void]

Absolute challenge

[torpid cedar]

The last member of the syndicate team in Team Pursuit

[silk magnet]

Users with cars with low handling when they see a Vanda/Huracan in MP1

[languid snow]

please help

[wispy sparrow]

You're not gonna have a "Future".

[wispy sparrow]

This "mission" is going backwards... "RE"TREAT! (Only the re in revuelto hence the cut)

[loud yarrow]

whats your point, what are you even "Trion" to say?

[wet orbit]

(internal screaming)

[inner idol]

you think you really cool? you're nooot 💀

[rain mountain]

Time for system to calculate final GP score be like:

[hasty perch]

Special Hunt in a nutshell: Welcome to Pagani Zonda RRRRR are you kidding me.

[grand flame]

sprx2162 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

deridiya has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

flick_2 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[novel void]

The six top speed kings of Asphalt Legends Unite 🔥

[wary herald]

imagine not owning both of them

[inner idol]

cmon everyone miss it bring back again 🥲

[hasty perch]

And they still haven’t read my feedback to this day

[grand flame]

thefallentoast_ has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[paper kayak]

when you are overqualified for the job

[vale moon]

Player: where can i get the key?
ALU: you shall not pass!

[stuck agate]

how noobs win this race

[hasty perch]

We called this a Difficulty Tweak:

[grand flame]

shadow_panacake_64744 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[void bobcat]

I love how the contrast in difficulty between Temerario SE and One-Eleven SE is as clear as day and night.

[floral finch]

"bolide nitro is so bad!"
this guy:

[grand flame]

sprx2162 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[inner idol]

when touch grass?? 👁️👄👁️

[heavy cave]

you guys always crash/respawn when taking that twisted ramp??