🗿・memes

[raven prism]

skipping ads so gameloft earn less money

[halcyon stream]

At multiplayer :

[tight horizon]

How should I feel 🤢

[ashen cedar]

No wayyyy (ignore image)

[empty seal]

If you react '🗿' then you are 100% SIMP for Anime girls...

[obsidian timber]

JoJo

[elfin bough]

Bro learn the kings name first, then you have my permission to meme

[potent current]

RPM tachometer in an electric car?? 💀

[glossy fable]

That's Rare

[lofty yarrow]

Well...
...
you will know sooner or later

[empty seal]

Simps found...

[fluid basalt]

funny mèmè

[cyan wind]

True

[stuck agate]

Spania gta 2015 spano🗿

[stuck agate]

no police car?🤯🗿

[stuck agate]

W I D E

[blazing harness]

Tough decision. Paris is undoubtedly the worst track that has appeared in the game.

[empty seal]

Not worst untill you test your skills and cleverness on those turns and ramps...

[restive bronze]

Reaching Legend League with GS be like:

[halcyon stream]

B r. U. H

[cunning orbit]

that‘s literally NFS

[mystic hazel]

[cunning orbit]

the wolf and the three pigs but the three pigs lose

[knotty nacelle]

||Reupload||

[glossy fable]

I can't explain for this but

[earnest veldt]

[foggy mango]

guys lets do 1000 dislikes

[cyan wind]

¿? (Not a meme)

[foggy mango]

My OP screen

[stuck agate]

You Make a Purchase!
Gameloft:

[worn raptor]

Gameloft when you ask them about Asphalt 10 :

[grand flame]

Cain blocky kid#0245 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[stuck agate]

Veterans to new players:

[stuck agate]

Touchdrive event

[stuck agate]

Noice

[zenith sleet]

[cyan wind]

Yup.

[worn raptor]

sauce : fb group

[stuck agate]

🦛

[jaunty galleon]

you showed weebs and simpers outside, inaccurate

[restive bronze]

Q1 Round and Q2 Round Disqualified be like:

[worn raptor]

Waiting for asphalt bus

[mystic hazel]

Again

[uneven shore]

Bye Rimac..

[mystic hazel]

[languid kestrel]

what the...

[empty seal]

But it's coming the next Monday....!

[crisp loom]

Discord bruhhh nah 💀

[cyan wind]

Me and the bois testing the gt2 rs clubsport the tag heuer decal:
|| I've Never Faced Anything Like This... The hololive collab.||

[sudden glade]

Petition to ban anime pfp from this server

[wise bane]

Liberty Walk on their way to cut the Terzo Millennio in half and turn it into a widebody after seeing this:

[robust quarry]

Yeh, that photo going to my library

[austere dock]

still requires key 🔑

[crisp loom]

Nice view :3 UwU

[halcyon stream]

Me at gp:

[south shore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1067996025773641798/bongo-cat-cute-fast-smash-ban-hammer-7n9uppxmz5qd3a2l.gif

[stuck agate]

He can't win dis race🗿(I'm not Vietnamese just found this pic on google)

[sharp raptor]

Asphalt is fed up with my tomfoolery

[mystic hazel]

Asphalt team pls let me play MP🙃
It's been two days and it still giving me this

[ashen cedar]

Guys i change my mind about the previous post (ignore image (again))

[supple idol]

shouldn't this be easy points?
(ignore image)

[empty seal]

I think you've been consuming Hazardous Anime Simp & Weeb Drugs these years...

[supple idol]

2 Level Bronze players talking with me about droprates on hunts and how they're optimized by the race time and car choice but they've destroyed my braincells with these theories

[cyan wind]

Me at 20 of February:

[languid kestrel]

car ufo??

[cunning orbit]

How do you even know that it was god?

[stuck agate]

Bahahhahaua

[halcyon stream]

I keep watching the👎

[wise bane]

dodge viper gts

[foggy mango]

if everyone disconnects, yes. Ignore image

[elfin bough]

Hmmm wonder why

[flat fable]

[stuck agate]

Car gaem turn into animê fr fr no cap!!11!@ 😭💀💀

[elder stratus]

me too 😔

[stuck agate]

what we get vs what we prefer

[stuck agate]

Asphalt 9 when my parents walk in

[vocal spoke]

MP2 never fails to give you the worst Epic available. Every Time. Evvverrry Timmmmmeeee.

[knotty nacelle]

When CR7 plays A9 Multiplayer
||This pic is not mine||

[signal fable]

New car leaked?🥶🥶 (ad)

[main lagoon]

Funny thing is that this car actually existed in a9 but only used once in gamescom tournament

[halcyon stream]

Just normal free pack🙃

[twin carbon]

dude this is a memes channel no one cares

[soft hedge]

Yes we are very sure about it
(Ignore image)

[halcyon stream]

Me:waiting random people play gp

[simple harness]

Time to punch some them AI sandbags

[brazen river]

Stop posting irrelevant stuff 🦛

[keen dirge]

Asphalt 9 empact.e dekh ne se pahele me andha ku nahi ho gaya(English translate-why I don't become blind before seeing this.)

[versed hornet]

Weee my own meme

[dry salmon]

(as in 'if you see this image', whoops)

[robust quarry]

It’s just on their Jacket
what’s wrong with you?

[empty seal]

Me literally after seeing this shii:

[grand flame]

Jocla#6330 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[uneven shore]

What is the best Drive Syndicate event for you?))

[lofty yarrow]

Seriously what is wrong with this guy

[hard frigate]

i saw for a moment here said:
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it ||rickrolledn't||

[cunning orbit]

I thought the second one was the Mazda Furai

[mild forge]

Dude those likes

[empty seal]

Me who joined after Drive Syndicate 2...
(missing those old f2w events)

[dry salmon]

How anime haters feel when they play A9 during the Hololive event:

[halcyon stream]

Normal day in credit daily event

[past estuary]

repost

[modern narwhal]

Tbh I'll join the anime event, but not for decal. I need packs and money.

[late crane]

Me who forgor to play Q1 and Q2 because of this GP: 💀

[mystic hazel]

Me listing to the hololive starting sound affect be like

[empty seal]

Look how they massacred my boys...

[tranquil wharf]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[mystic hazel]

Nobody:

Me after seeing someone use hololive emote in Mp1:

[cunning orbit]

At least you managed to get past Golden City Road Rage.

[late crane]

Ah yes I clearly love this map 😃

[twin carbon]

lets do 10k dislikes

[elder stratus]

what the! my honest reaction:

[stuck agate]

XD

[keen dirge]

This looks so cursed 💀

[autumn fox]

It looks sick but yhe anime gurl ruins it fr fr

[oblique marten]

I'm happy to mention that I anticipated such an event in my drawing a few months ago, ha ha ha ha.

[blazing harness]

This is ludicrous.

[round fable]

back then the highest ranking car was the GT350R iirc, also different meme

[brazen river]

Link me to it, ignore image

[elder stratus]

oh hell no 🤦‍♂️

[true swift]

:pogs:

[late crane]

Spammers sacrificing their lives to KD weebs with hololive decals be like 🦛

[safe meadow]

Please, end my suffering

[blazing harness]

Players with common sense…
Assemble.

[stuck agate]

🥰weebs 💀

[stuck agate]

Me too

[stuck agate]

Rip asphalt 🫡

[stuck agate]

man got big eyes

[cyan wind]

[pliant kernel]

Bro actually worked on that meme

[dire wyvern]

A9 players as soon as they saw the announcement

[stuck agate]

no its whatever this is

[novel void]

My edit is innocent

[keen dirge]

Hehe

[stuck agate]

Kitna aatcha he posting cood roasting meme💀(translate to english:it's so good posting cood roasting meme)

[modern narwhal]

Everybody gansta until TVR Griffith pulls up with 37 nitro

[empty seal]

911 Targa 4S and Countach...

[graceful temple]

looks like all of you guys here just hate the Hololive update which that I meme that I posted two weeks ago expected to age like fine wine but actually aged like whole milk.
(I feel proud of you guys done that )

[neon token]

nah targa still better nitro than griffith

[royal dock]

1* Sr1=

[true swift]

Best teabagging emotes:

[halcyon stream]

Ma at multiplayer & grand prix:

[halcyon stream]

Bruh l mev_korea

[grand flame]

TimStar2020#5624 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vale ibex]

I suppose it's best to say that the 911 GTS had suffered enough

[jaunty galleon]

bad crop sorry not sorry

[magic harbor]

ok and

[languid kestrel]

korean youtuber

[foggy mango]

💀 just ☠️

[cunning orbit]

When both have the same points but also the same time in qualify, they will share one position.

[twin carbon]

🤢 i hope all these kids who spammed reaction with 🖤 go get a life🤮

[rain stratus]

Image of the culprit

[mild forge]

Dude they thinks they're woman

[foggy mango]

they did'nt dump it

[foggy mango]

👶

[wise karma]

Pain!

[stuck agate]

sorry mate 😊 🗿

[rough vortex]

Facts

[cunning orbit]

AI never get‘s targetted by police

[mystic hazel]

SIGMA COMMUNITY🗿

[halcyon stream]

F

[keen dirge]

I before:-is asphalt 9 is good?ans:-yes best game in earth 🤓🤓
I now:-Is Asphalt 9 good?
Only answer

[tight horizon]

What have they done to my eyes 💀 #📰・game-news Hold on, let me get dementia

[ashen cedar]

#📰・game-news aint no way ☠️

[rough vortex]

When I see fake Sigmas, Fake Chads in this channel

[glossy fable]

Saem

[elder raptor]

Me after accidentally clicking on the video in #📰・game-news

[halcyon stream]

Original image

[blazing harness]

Seriously people, do NOT go to #📰・game-news. Biggest mistake of my life.

[empty seal]

Me after seeing #📰・game-news

[twin carbon]

🗿😠🤮👎

[thorny rivet]

Normal MP2 screen in A9:

[graceful temple]

Oh no, anyway. Last week, I finally got my account back on A8

[quick brook]

Nice

[cunning orbit]

looks like the paw of a cat

[cunning compass]

144p 🗿

[keen dirge]

1 or 2 ?

[glacial elm]

Relatable

[elfin bough]

Hmmmmm I remember a similar situation, still can't remember who it was tho...

[brazen river]

Chad guy here, letting ppl to know to not harass others over a event

Ignore image

[stuck agate]

🗿

[graceful temple]

I have to do this or my phone will explode (old img)

[halcyon stream]

Look at this top2 trying on 1st

[main lagoon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744868938952736768/1078230609001992232/caption.gif

[empty seal]

We make hatredful memes to make Gameloft realise what wrong they are doing to a Good Game...

[cunning orbit]

Do they even take a look at this channel?

[halcyon stream]

Another day in twitter

[unborn pelican]

the Porsche series decals looked good

[stuck agate]

Incorrect order aside...

I think GL is trying to send us a message of some kind

[teal mesa]

360 in one go: 1?
How can I not 360 1 time in one go?
Dev's common sense be like:

[glossy fable]

Just stop re-posting this meme again

[frozen fulcrum]

worst investment man's ever gonna make. and it's the same guy who sometimes buys the £100 multipacks

[keen dirge]

There answer to make the game f2p:-

[elder stratus]

hey yo what are doing with my meme 😡 go to your truck 🗿

[sudden glade]

Gameloft what the hell is this

[foggy mango]

1. Make a timetable so you can grind the event in specified times, do something else while on ticket cooldown.
2. The car is available free and the money used for upgrading test car is the event coins. Credits can be earned through event races, save them up to upgrade actual car. Up to 195 cards for the car can be earned.
3. May or may not ignore image below; it is not an A9 meme but does relate to the poorly made meme (due to wrong context for the wrong event).

[eager marsh]

This goofy aaaah event

[grand flame]

I am a noob#2674 has been warned

Reason: swearing bypass

[robust quarry]

My guy, getting back money has been going on for years, also

[supple idol]

you guys know what he says

[empty seal]

This Road Test SE gives me Drive Syndicate SE vibes...

[grand flame]

ZUBA1R#0337 has been warned

Reason: using letters of a word not allowed here

[cyan wind]

Bruh

[elder stratus]

😔

[foggy mango]

@empty seal this is what we all disagree on..., so remove the

[grand flame]

I am a noob#2674 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[keen dirge]

Noob boy doesn't know with whom he is taking place with.i am a good person so leaving it

[halcyon stream]

You chosen to ...death

[grand flame]

ZUBA1R#0337 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wanton matrix]

Purple 918 decal looks ok ✅
Ignore image

[karmic perch]

when you thought you could get the faraday easily

[stuck agate]

Event is telling us something

[ashen cedar]

Yeah

[stuck agate]

911 GTS TikTok decal

[elder stratus]

🤮

[brazen river]

Cuz

[modern narwhal]

Meanwhile event coin packs that are buyable using tokens exist, but only the rich can afford

[cyan wind]

This is how gameloft put the hololive event

[lyric ledge]

Here me out....

[tight horizon]

I thought it was a LaFerrari for a sec (Ignore pic)

[modern sequoia]

"it cant get worse!"
GL:

[elder raptor]

(Drive Syndicate slightly better tho)

[worn raptor]

pov : year 2050

[vale ibex]

Well

[south shore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1067996025773641798/bongo-cat-cute-fast-smash-ban-hammer-7n9uppxmz5qd3a2l.gif

[light harbor]

for the murder of 7941 cars (i know this is a rookie number but whatever), your penalty is such that you will never be able to 360 on ramps ever again

[elfin bough]

A9 community when they find who invented p2w:

[flat fable]

OK
(self react )

[frozen fulcrum]

factual

[blazing harness]

Tried to rail ride but his wireless controller disconnected.
(Enjoy Harambe)

[crisp loom]

Farapain

[grand flame]

Chimkin#0001 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stuck agate]

speks are similar to this(fr tho not really)

[flat fable]

Nice 43 reactions can we get more

[hidden verge]

Yes (ignore pic)

[shy lark]

for you non-imperials thats about 375 kph at 233 mph

[south shore]

bro wanted to banned

[halcyon stream]

Km/h > mph > Mach 1 > speed of light

[halcyon stream]

I searched in Google and then....

[foggy mango]

I know you pain because whenever you watch somthing 0.0000001% anime, you get anime content (A9 in our case)
Also, for a second I thought you were gonna burn your phone but thats a jumpstart engine in your hand live electricuting you to death (or until anime gets removed from existance)
Ignore image.

[round fable]

"um.. and that is how I lost 200 rating in one sitting.. yeah."

[worn raptor]

my face when I land on someone, but get kd'ed by them instead

[brazen river]

Aint it meant be this?

[novel void]

A8 always having good stats

[graceful temple]

Faraday in A8 have physic issue of randomly go kaboom

[languid kestrel]

what????????

[stuck agate]

Doing nile river speedtrick be like : ( ignore photo )

[jaunty galleon]

you're seeing a room full of people who care

[glossy fable]

Also Me:

[stuck agate]

Pov: u turn on the light and see the guy who cares

[jaunty galleon]

and it's the guy who made the original post

[crisp loom]

Nice view UwU :3 OwO :3 bruuuuhhh nah 🗿 i think you love this,yeah,you insanely love this cute view :3 UwU OwO

[late crane]

Is this even an meme 💀💀

[blazing arrow]

Yeah remember GL is soo realistc...
what the car costs, they sells it to you for half :D!

[neon token]

here's a better question

[grand flame]

Asphalt guy😎#4434 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[elder stratus]

Ga I Mean Gameloft Honest Reaction:

[restive bronze]

When you want SLR ZR1 Bps for new players but you get Acura Bps from Platinum League Pack

[cunning orbit]

just go for guaranteed BPs lol

[foggy mango]

The game knows that I did an ultimate sin

[sudden prairie]

What the

[elder stratus]

go to your truck trash security car

[empty seal]

That one random newbie after joining the lobby full of whales, pros and spammers:

[rain stratus]

Nobody:

Physics:

[elfin bough]

Same here. Iphone 14 pro max who?

[stuck agate]

i feel your pain..

[hidden verge]

Unrealistic. Security car would be new king of S class if in game (ignore pic)

[drowsy night]

An A class car lagging behind an extremely mid D class car? skill issue

[austere dock]

Gameloft reading Asphalt 9 complaints be like:

[hollow plinth]

Moment before disaster

[brazen river]

Beo i usedup all my luck now

[jaunty galleon]

this is @fresh plank 's house fr

[nimble plover]

When a9 sees you in this rating :

[empty seal]

Carroll Shelby after seeing his future creation...

[languid kestrel]

Look time

[elfin bough]

Amogh, why would you do this...

[nimble plover]

When I keep seeing the announcement in a9 server are all about that stupid hololive

[drowsy night]

He's a content creator, he's obligated to. Otherwise he would get his partnership with a9 revoked (ignore image)

[autumn fox]

Ah yes

[sharp raptor]

Peak Performance

[stuck agate]

So this is happening to A8

||imagine the same happening to A9. Along with refuel, you also need to service your jesko every 10 races, or every time you wreck, and each service costs 50

💀 ||

[nova wedge]

Surely the fastest car by performance in game is over rated

Fact Source: Trust me bro 🐴

[keen dirge]

Why not me!!! 😭

[left plinth]

Saw this while I was walking home

[sterile coral]

Hehe boi

[hidden verge]

Harsh truth (ignore pic)

[digital depot]

Oh for godsake

[stuck agate]

Today we got this

[elfin bough]

Starhunt 💀
||Yeah and of course that ain't with the .suggest thing||

[languid kestrel]

lol

[nimble plover]

Hell yeah

[pliant nacelle]

we got it for the mclaren gt remember
(Ignore image)

[restive bronze]

Road Test In Nutshell: sorry for bad editing

[tiny raptor]

Best decal yet

[cunning orbit]

for the Senna GTR and the XJ220 TWR too
btw on Switch we‘re having those star hunts rn

[knotty nacelle]

So, don't miss out this chance

[modern cargo]

I'm Back

[sudden glade]

Gameloft what da hail is this

[restive bronze]

A9 Players when Faraday Road Test Car is Playable in Career

[sterile coral]

Poor Shankytan

[stuck agate]

||Me claiming 45 B elite tokens for winning with Huayra R after spending 15k to unlock it ||

[cyan wind]

Man.

[primal copper]

When did Ford Shelby became an A class car. Gameloft:

[stuck agate]

gl rn:

When you use too much sightdrive

[supple idol]

people keep using Berlinetta as a :O meme car

be different. be Angrytalia Ragelinetta

[robust quarry]

:O

[stuck agate]

[cyan wind]

[cloud cloak]

A9 physics be like:

[jagged summit]

New meme template for you to use, no need to thank me.

[sterile coral]

Total skill issues

[brazen river]

Where a9 meme

[nimble plover]

When you finally reach LL

[placid ice]

Sprite speedtail

[tight horizon]

#⚡・community-media please :) But good job! 👍

[halcyon stream]

Mobile ads belike:

[grand flame]

[TAOR]slackjzw225#9229 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[sudden glade]

Petition to ban anime pfp from this server (again)

[wild whale]

A nod/reference to the first meme I posted.

[wise karma]

What kind of joking bug is this?
The 2nd pack came right after I unlocked the i8 in #⚡・community-media
See my token balance? I had exactly 2810 token and now I'm poor (literally)!

[late crane]

me asking myself where's this pack

[modern dust]

ye

[languid kestrel]

god game

[rapid stream]

this is not a repost

[foggy mango]

just for this
purpose of bmw i8

[late crane]

Meanwhile

[shy lark]

I play too infrequently to join an actual club lol

[late crane]

me searching for funny

[knotty nacelle]

Brace your self

[restive bronze]

When you want Useful bps in MP2 Season Finale but You get 911 GTS and 918 Spyder and never got any useful bps

[lost ledge]

Running a9 and you got knocked down by player in mp

[dense cape]

Meetings at GL headquarters for new updates be like

[twin carbon]

where a9

[knotty nacelle]

If you know what I mean

[faint dew]

Pro gemour problems

[quasi sigil]

They didn't given bp🥲 to my friend @open isle

[foggy mango]

if an objective is green, you are gonna or have gotten the reward??? isnt it like that?

[cunning orbit]

41.000 is more than 41 seconds by less than 0.001 seconds

[cunning orbit]

you clearly don‘t know about invisible digits

[neon token]

you have to beat 41 seconds
41.000 is not less than 41

[cunning orbit]

that‘s what I told him but he didn‘t listen

[frail forge]

Cad

[modern narwhal]

I'll choose the one that increases the most amount of rank

[prisma oak]

That guy previously obtained a blueprint, hence (1/5) shows up. Then played a race, got 41.000 sec timing, but not the reward. (ignore image)

[foggy mango]

what I mean is GL is too lazy to round numbers after 3 digits lol

[halcyon stream]

More like :

[gray kindle]

Im officially chinese

[frail forge]

You get banned if you play 1 hour and 1 second (ignore image)

[robust quarry]

That’s the reason why channel name is #🗿・memes

[gleaming carbon]

I got so lucky here

[stuck terrace]

Context: Single player race and a bot finished in 6 seconds

Ahh yes, stubby. World famous player.

[real socket]

This club is moving up! Next season we’re hoping to hit inside the top 100. Looking for some good drivers. Check us out.

[sharp lily]

I want to join new club help me

[cunning orbit]

that won‘t make you any funnier

[cyan wind]

DA BOM

[graceful ravine]

A good for a bad 😔

[rapid stream]

E

[modern narwhal]

rooki-E

[late crane]

I'm one of the whale cars 🐳👽

[hushed ridge]

Chad XD

[crisp loom]

Da best

[tiny raptor]

Me: "Mama, I got third place! It's good, right?!
Mama: "Can I tell your dad you finally got to top 1%?"
Me: fails at holding tears

[rapid herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/921104724533587968/20211213_120525.gif

[nimble plover]

When f2p hope for some new friendly se
A9:

[nimble plover]

They always offer the worst one🚮

[foggy mango]

Fact: ferrari f50 was made slower than ferrari in terms of top speed. Gameloft did us a favour by making it as close to top speed of f40

And I have played other games and I know that ferrari F50 has a bad accel (better than mclaren f1 tho) [I like mclarens more]

[vestal parcel]

Mazda Furai is worth more than Pagani Huayra BC???
edit: furai is literally injury-prone

[brazen river]

Bro featured bps at front for packs
Ignore img

[stuck agate]

now check Regular F40

||ignore photo||

[prisma oak]

Arachnophobia alert !!!

[halcyon stream]

Look my internet speed

[cunning orbit]

you did the meme wrong

[prisma oak]

Just laugh and move on (ignore image)

[graceful copper]

what

[stuck agate]

The Countach LPI looks like the old countach so classic

[empty seal]

People in 1941:

[brazen river]

Bro months late
Ignore img

[muted vigil]

Cars evolution be like:

[halcyon stream]

See you later after big outage

[elfin bough]

Smash or pass? (no gameloft mods I havent installed any like token generators in there, i am stupid but not that much)

[empty seal]

Wrong Server Pal...

[stuck agate]

cringe get out

[cunning orbit]

<@&469459051105878016> bypass

[still gazelle]

pinging all mods 🥹@cunning orbit

[knotty sluice]

[timid pelican]

Brother

[hybrid fox]

text allow here now?

[stuck agate]

🦛

[fickle glen]

text allow wad da hael? ||but nice tho ig||

[stuck agate]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-skill-issues-asphalt9-asphalt9meme-skill-issue-meme-gif-25653912

[fickle glen]

if you know you know

[grand flame]

Shifter [SLR packs on Thursday], that command is disabled in this channel.

[brazen river]

So gt12 aint gae

[grand flame]

RADIOACTIVEDRAGON#7538 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[brazen river]

👌Pos

[flat fable]

No

[halcyon stream]

This guy must be gone

[woven nimbus]

Me seeing how many paint jobs does a Ferrari 599xx evo have

[brazen river]

🦛

[stuck agate]

#973504603335303228 ➡ #🚗・automotive-motorsport

[halcyon stream]

Excuse me?

[grand flame]

Jude,#6815 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[frail forge]

Cad

[modern narwhal]

When you realized the "at home Electric R" is not an electric car

[halcyon stream]

2016 faraday future

[tawny wave]

Check this beast out

[brazen river]

Where meme

[empty seal]

Nice Ride...
But not here bruh...
(Ignore Image)

[fickle glen]

Those trees be smelling good hmmmm (ignore image) ||love the Mustang tho||

[gray kindle]

Everyday pain

[sinful pike]

Me, Taking a Ramp ... after a Nitro Shockwave ;o]

[vapid stirrup]

Dang that's how bad i am at games 🫠

[empty seal]

GL: Introduces new P2W Season
F2W Players: NOOO!!!
P2W Players: Ah shii! Here we go again...
Whales, Aliens and Whaliens:

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[stuck agate]

Anyone want to roast me

[lament mantle]

Very costly error 🥺

[halcyon stream]

Not a tank just called a tonk

[halcyon stream]

Hmmm........

[elfin bough]

Wut da heeeeeeeel o ma gaaw no wayayaya ||broski that's not a9||

[stuck agate]

post memes about only asphalt 9 not this cringe stuff

[languid kestrel]

lol

[late crane]

my random SS is a meme now lol 🦛 (ignore image)

[foggy phoenix]

/

[foggy mango]

me winning a race:
My inte3rnet (no gameloft isnt to blame this):

[ashen cedar]

#🪄・off-topic (ignore image)

[halcyon stream]

Always be me too

[round fable]

A

[halcyon stream]

This one is legal

[cunning orbit]

you wouldn‘t cause massacre on the road with that Ford tho

[dawn escarp]

actual information

[halcyon stream]

Bruh it has been in drive Syndicate 1

[elfin bough]

These guys don't know what having a nice game in terms of difficulty means

[timid dew]

meme

[elfin bough]

They don't duplicate only the prices, they're duplicating the time too. Waiting for my tokens to get duplicated next...

[late crane]

currently looking for funny in the meme above
Spoiler: ||this Taycan spent so many time looking for the funny that his battery ran out🦛||

[reef condor]

Who are these people who chose Buenos Aires over US Midwest?

[supple idol]

Who is this person who thinks this is a meme?
(ignore image)

[median sky]

lights outlmao

[brazen river]

@dusky arch 🔨

[grand flame]

Jude,#6815 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[dim timber]

actually got it

[hearty shuttle]

Go to #⚡・community-media for your upload
(Ignore image)

[halcyon stream]

Bruh u stole my meme

[halcyon stream]

Toyota:

[keen dirge]

It gives me nostalgic vibes.Those were the golden days of my life 😭

[halcyon stream]

Most curse samsung features

[jaunty tide]

Want to meet that dev. Who is insulting us ?

[burnt idol]

What do guys think of my progress 😅 .is this good or bad 😞?

[modern narwhal]

Did you have to use .suggest command?

[dreamy leaf]

😡😡

[elfin bough]

Bro does not have skill issues, he is the skill issues

[stuck agate]

Put that in #⚡・community-media 🤓(ignore image)

[empty seal]

POV: You are using AMG GT Black Series in GS MP1...

[primal copper]

Pov a9 physics in real life

[primal copper]

Pov Gameloft explains asphalt 9 physics

[solid citrus]

L Imola

[sick sorrel]

Where meme

[halcyon stream]

(injury prone of epic blueprints) (ignore image)

[fathom kite]

Bruh

[supple idol]

where a9 related funny?

[solid citrus]

Nobody:
Slipknot:

[halcyon stream]

Nobody: silent
Me:

[nimble plover]

I'm so scared

[halcyon stream]

I searching you be ware

[cunning orbit]

Me and the bois watching others post non-A9 memes in #🗿・memes:

[visual ice]

What if i KD u?

[elder stratus]

i see this meme after 1K times Go To Your Truck

[fathom kite]

going to give everyone a daily dose of memes

[empty seal]

Me who already saw these memes and recognized that you are stealing other's meme:

[frail forge]

Yes

[novel void]

Mom no please, you will make me skill issue

[full mica]

I posted this on Jan 25 last year and got 64 , bro, we're tired of reposts, try to be original please

[neon token]

I mean, we could update it

[solid citrus]

No clash currency?

[novel void]

Bad drifting for the new merc

[grand flame]

lay.#1735 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[drowsy night]

Looks like you only got 26 this time. (Ignore image) this was posted to the official a8 discord btw

[cyan wind]

B O I

[robust quarry]

How I feel like joining a club in middle of a clash, when the club is losing

[unreal cliff]

nice

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been warned

Reason: off topic and irrelevant to channel

Cain blocky kid#0245 has been warned

Reason: off topic and irrelevant to channel

[slim minnow]

Ferrari stuck in a tree

[primal copper]

Pov me in argument with gameloft about it's lp:

[dreamy epoch]

MP2 gameplay rn

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been warned

Reason: off topic and irrelevant to channel (2)

[neon token]

aperta s class now

[karmic fiber]

Haters will say that it's fake👀

[magic harbor]

2 stars

[zenith sleet]

Error 404

[karmic fiber]

Can you spot the odd one out?☠️

[nimble plover]

When you think GL finally released some worth buying packs

[daring lagoon]

People when they get blocked by spam cars in MP:

[stuck agate]

**Little reminder | #🗿・memes

No repost.
No Not a9 (or A9 server) memes.
No discussion |**

[dire wyvern]

I don’t know self control

[stuck agate]

Couldn't be me.

[cunning orbit]

Me following a plan that gives me the best chances of getting the key to the Ultima RS:

[glossy fable]

K

[cursive geode]

New round in gp

[visual hinge]

oooohhhhh man

[stuck agate]

F5 coming out but for 1bp

[sterile coral]

Just 1 more

[teal mesa]

@cursive geode I really miss-clicked the Grand Prix offer and bought it…
(Moment before disaster)(Ignore image)

[restive bronze]

I can unlock jesko from Clash Store

[elfin bough]

Me who unlocked jesko in gl11 for 215 tokens when its key came in packs, and now has it at 2 stars from clash store (I can send a picture to whoever thinks I'm capping, just ask me in a dm)

[distant loom]

Future version

[eager marsh]

Couldn't do exactly the meme template

[dull ore]

This took me way too long to do

[high temple]

(props to "Maxwell the cat (Blackpink Stan)" and "INFINITY" above for the top three, give them a like/thumbs up/laugh emoji as well)

[nimble plover]

When stupid GL think 5 tokens in gp is too many for players :

[stuck agate]

future daily task be like

[halcyon stream]

663+3=

[austere dock]

Nah the Regrea has a USB C cable

[wise bane]

Those 2 token rewards got me here

[wise bane]

It's big brain time

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been muted for 2 hours

Reason: constant irrelevant posts despite 4 verbal warnings

Muted until · Mar 22, 2023, 11:11 AM

[brazen island]

hard a f how i'll never get the pass complete

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been muted for 3 days

Reason: more irrelevant posts despite 4 warns and a tempmute

Muted until · Mar 26, 2023, 6:00 AM

[placid ice]

I posted it before you

[south shore]

Me waiting for the reactions:

[languid kestrel]

umm...

[grand flame]

DG GAMING#7553 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[zenith sleet]

The og meme

[stuck agate]

75k tokens deal: existed
Also gl:

[grand flame]

[TAOR]slackjzw225#9229 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

nano#9269 has been warned

Reason: Not A9 related

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: spamming irrelevant pic in multiple channels

[grand flame]

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: content not relevant to channel

[brazen river]

Gl be like:

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been muted for 3 days

Reason: continuous irrelevant posts despite warnings

Muted until · Mar 28, 2023, 1:57 PM

[gray kindle]

Took me 1.5 years

[late crane]

Took me 10 years

[grand flame]

Cain blocky kid#0245 has been warned

Reason: Irrelevant post

[novel void]

[grand flame]

Judithqueen#8082 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[steel willow]

🥹😭

[supple idol]

me when GL:

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been muted for 1 week 3 days

Reason: stop posting random content

Muted until · Apr 8, 2023, 7:29 AM

[novel void]

McLaren gt still better

[austere dock]

#🏎・car-suggestions be like rn

[severe tapir]

From FB

[stuck arrow]

Fxx-k after seeing the terzo get replaced, and now it’s time is up after years of being in the loading screen

[novel void]

The hype is real

[elfin bough]

A9 players when gl gives key in first stage of se and the se is called "from now on":

[primal copper]

POV :When gameloft releases asphalt games

[winter hawk]

I found the lock on this 🧱

[restive bronze]

New Spam Car MP be like:
New Class B is so worth

[sterile coral]

Everyone's honest reaction

[cyan wind]

Gameloft: adds 5 key cars instead of 3 or 2 key cars in one Single update:

[twin carbon]

#💻・macos-issues

[stuck agate]

||simple meme||
||price - 2 mins of my life||

[sour rampart]

Before : Ferrari Pure V12
After : Lamborghini Hybrid V12

[glossy fable]

Loading Screen In A Nutshell :

[young isle]

Please ignore this
When GL gives you an epic card 🥲

[novel void]

Yesterday's #⚡・community-media channel

[knotty nacelle]

XJR-9: Long nitro duration like Huayra BC, but bad accel like Griffith

[grizzled ocean]

Nah bro why 😔

[ruby parcel]

I had an idea and @stuck agate bro made it. Enjoy guys 😉

[stuck agate]

A9 on april 1: Revuelto se progress/rewards and car erased/taken back from game as if it never existed and never will*
Gl: ||april fools! ||

[novel void]

🤝🏻

[stuck agate]

|| simple meme ||

[cyan wind]

Pagani Huayra R After Revuelto Being the New Class B King:

[modern narwhal]

I'm back with accurate memes

[marsh trench]

no patch notes for you

[primal copper]

Pov when the new class b king becomes the new spamming car in mp ☠️

[grand flame]

KhoaVu#0491 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[grand flame]

Cain blocky kid#0245 has been warned

Reason: post actual memes

(´・ω・`)/~~#0277 has been warned

Reason: please post a9 memes and not random game screenshots with 0 text

[modern narwhal]

I think I'm the rare one who actually do this

[stuck agate]

Need more credits...

[stuck agate]

The Revuelto were stronger than the former king of B class

[wise karma]

I miss you!
(Made by me months ago)

[karmic perch]

When GL add trucks and suv in the game
a9 security :

[stuck agate]

||Simple meme||
|| Idea - JoJo BA x Asphalt 9 collaboration ||

[grand flame]

Jocla#6330 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[novel void]

Revuelto's pov to all key cars and Asterion:

[dusky palm]

Or -20

[robust quarry]

Gameloft making sure to put the worst and useless car in Legend Pass

[rapid herald]

totally not stolen from reddit

[primal copper]

Pov: asphalt 9 Ai cars trying to put you off track in TLE

[grand flame]

Licht#3195 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[novel void]

My situation now

[grand flame]

nano#9269 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme picture.

[primal copper]

Pov: drifting with corvette in mp

[grand flame]

vaccine_man69#9928 has been warned

Reason: not a meme picture.

[drowsy night]

Partially Accurate?

[high temple]

(Really wish this pop-up would just <bleep> off)

[stray matrix]

sorry for low quality i made it on my toaster 💀

[stuck agate]

no wonder people thought apple was smart

[grand flame]

Adjaw Talal A8.9#4731 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[unreal cliff]

hell yeah

[grand flame]

michael jackson#2533 has been warned

Reason: off topic meme

[gray kindle]

Hmmm

[strong ridge]

🗿

[autumn blaze]

yup. lets drift on every single turn

[cerulean canopy]

Bruh😂
(notice my credit I own)

[wise karma]

Either You don't play Asphalt 9, or you are a lawyer of Gameloft... here's the truth
If we had even that small droprate like you said, we wouldn't have to wait till we go to heaven (death) before unlocking ZR1 and SLR McLaren

[cerulean canopy]

Me playing multiplayer be like:

[cyan wind]

Me when Gameloft dont add the Jaguar XJR-9 Special Event:

[stuck agate]

all jokes

[neon token]

Huracans:

[dreamy epoch]

that last attempt to qualify be like..

[stuck agate]

when u cant share a9 acc but gl shares u

[stuck agate]

yeah, i use a meme generator, fight me.

[cyan wind]

Me and the Squad when theres a Waifu meme:

[high sluice]

(For people who don't get the joke, Waluigi Wiggler is the most spammed car in Mario Kart 8, just like the Acura and Corvette)

[winter hawk]

nice brick

[mystic pumice]

Is it just me or this is true

[austere dock]

I'm sorry is that-

[spiral garnet]

I play on PC and Series X

[reef condor]

Shoutout to the best multiplayer format ever.

[wise bane]

Xbox Series KTM

[burnt spoke]

Just imagine.......

Awesome photoshop BTW, looks so realistic

[prisma obsidian]

when players beat physics in asphalt 9:

[jagged summit]

Strongest Corvette Grand Sport spammer VS Weakest F12tdf enjoyer

[warm cobalt]

I knew it looked familiar 😄🤣

[cyan wind]

[grand lake]

When you max out nitro be like:

[knotty nacelle]

Hunted mode be like:
||Context: Your car in center, the rest are police cars||

[jagged summit]

Me: tries do do a floaty drift in MP1
The car I didn't know was behind me, about to crash:

[jagged summit]

Seriously how no one has seen the similarities between both cars?

[grand flame]

Chiron sv#9632 has been warned

Reason: Using banned emoji.

Megatron#2116 has been warned

Reason: Using banned emoji.

ₛₜₑₐₘ#9310 has been warned

Reason: Using banned emoji.

[drowsy night]

self react momen (truly an a9 server momen 💀 )

[rapid igloo]

Good old days when it has existed

[worthy sky]

for those 4

[trail ginkgo]

Hm hm A9 getting naughty day by day..

[primal copper]

Pov:Thomas plays asphalt 9 for 3 months

[crisp loom]

Tutorial how to spend money

[candid escarp]

Asphalt9 physics be like:

[grand flame]

Jocla#6330 has been warned

Reason: offensive meme (see #📌・rules for list of banned emojis)

[primal copper]

Pov : you wrecked because of the fear of getting kd by the car behind you in credits rush mp

[brazen river]

Me finding it easier to progress to LL in agile cars than TS cars in GSS

[paper raft]

when you received "amazing reward"

[cyan wind]

@elfin bough @austere dock @stuck agate

[snow sparrow]

Mid mem (+ template) enjoy

[night hinge]

I still remember I created this meme after the Hololive Special Event 🤣

[dusky burrow]

please save up for tokens... (also for the legend store credits one... if you have 1-5M credits then dont ask )