🗿・memes

[grand flame]

Meenaji#5484 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Thunderlol2.0#9178 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[grand flame]

[OX] | Y-GEN🇺🇦#6136 has been warned

Reason: using banned emote

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rare granite]

I tried to put "poo" into my username and it disallowed me.

Ignore image

[grand flame]

da_hamlet#1120 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[high temple]

You forgot the absolute worst of 2022

[grand flame]

Daaniel007#9816 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[stuck agate]

Hmm do u agree 🤔 stats are close

[magic harbor]

me when you can't find the 23 points of difference in nitro :

[spiral pollen]

Ferrari new car:||super long car name here||

[halcyon stream]

Man too short

[karmic perch]

No idea

[barren chasm]

these events are 90% trade coins, 9% credits and 1% blueprint (especially low class)

[bold drift]

when I get big Ima have 4 wheel drive

[knotty nacelle]

Two_paganis_in_himalayas.mkv

[magic axle]

Bro what
Dont ban him hes username is funny

[drowsy night]

there is no meme.

[rancid rose]

me when I get huracan

[stuck agate]

theres no huracan

[brazen tinsel]

Gift of the year:- Here's the Huracan. Please take it

[golden flame]

trade coins

[rancid rose]

Thank you

[broken gate]

[knotty nacelle]

Give me that key

[halcyon stream]

Finally i got this spent 300 token

[gloomy otter]

🤓

[wanton matrix]

🦛💨🔥

[brazen tinsel]

Me After completing the "Tradition Meets Future" career season

[green belfry]

70m to upgrade a car

[restive bronze]

When you see The Clash in Warm Up phase but you found Rival Fury Masters in (Android Platform only)

[frozen fulcrum]

such original meme

[ancient chasm]

What the

[foggy mango]

read it sideways

[spare hawk]

😔

[jaunty galleon]

to all "70" memers out there (stop it's unoriginal and unfunny)

[barren chasm]

not just directed to the person i replied to

[tranquil barn]

70th time someone made a 70 meme

[hexed spindle]

I think he’s referring to the call of duty “x 100” meme (ignore image)

[elfin bough]

me casually watching ppl having discord arguments about 70 related memes for the 71st time in #🗿・memes || ah yeh i forgor this is a9 com they wont stop||

[indigo mesa]

🤫

[indigo mesa]

😑

[brazen tinsel]

You need GP pass for the "Next" option

[bold umbra]

Look guys! I got the Bugatti Chiron!

[eternal laurel]

I've got jesko

[bold umbra]

More like a Venom F5.

[stuck agate]

more likely a 918.

[eternal laurel]

Or regera

[brazen tinsel]

SCG is the best choice for Buenos Aires

[uncut dove]

This cannot be real

[hasty perch]

10/10 game by the way

[supple idol]

"Jeremy! my McLaren's on fire. Again."

[austere dock]

#🏎・car-suggestions be like

[last ruin]

Bro high on what? 🤣

[brazen river]

This is where my distrust of GL comes from, stolen from someone #⚡・community-media, undle Larry guy

[midnight vortex]

Now you can't un-see it

[golden flame]

this is the real kings 🗿 🗑️

[bold umbra]

Me looking at the A9 memes channel after I point out how the Ares S1 resembles other existing cars in-game.

[wise bane]

Me who plays this on Windows 11: 💀

[uncut dove]

Sorry but this man just said the biggest truth

[heady axle]

GL turned out to be dexterous🤏

[golden flame]

@gilded hedge be like:

[brazen tinsel]

This is new year's winter gift for you 💀🎁

[stuck agate]

Life didn't prepare for this 🗿

[lethal crane]

Mark your calendars for A8’s 10th birthday

[halcyon stream]

[twin carbon]

not a meme plus time worse than td

[glossy fable]

A8 is completely a worthless game due to Insane upgrade cost.

[foggy mango]

so basically he stole my car and I have to hide it...

[karmic perch]

a9 also @glossy fable

[stuck agate]

Part two of meme 1 this game is truly a cruel one

[bold umbra]

People who unlocked the Ultima RS during the British Tour Season looking at people who didn't and are suffering to unlock it.

[karmic perch]

you have posted a ||not||nice meme

[brazen tinsel]

A9 AD moment

[brazen river]

Why repost smt u posted 12 hrs beforehand (ignore image)

[oblique knoll]

less go
45 bps to unlock
ts : 155 when max
accel : 23 when max
handling : 14 when max
nitro : 556 when max ( yes , 556 nitro)

[foggy mango]

without man = 0

[crude ledge]

Best deal in A9

[blazing harness]

This speaks for itself. Either I’m working for a minor or some 20 year old has some attachment issues.

[strong ridge]

r.i.p zr1 bps

[austere dock]

how Asphalt 9 got devs for their game

[frozen fulcrum]

fax meme

[late crane]

meme template
||probably not a meme with no text so moyais allowed i think🦛||

[bold umbra]

Me getting chased by the police after selling meth to buy one single star for a car in Asphalt 9 (How 'bout this?)

[jaunty galleon]

Whales on their way to say "skill issue" to garage level 9 and unlucky players:

[brazen river]

Moments before a new haxzor is born 🦛

[fresh plank]

Me running from A9 Community after saying that nfs unbound is the best racing game

[supple idol]

Me: trying not to lose my top 1 position in GP and calculating every needed move at a given point

The Weatherman at my race:

[stuck agate]

"Yes, I'm pro" - whale

[blazing harness]

Me every time I attempt a speed trick in the Grand Prix.

[surreal hornet]

A bad meme i made because i was bored

[robust quarry]

Me running from A9 community after saying F5 is overrated (they are after my family)

[magic harbor]

enough of the same templates

[eternal laurel]

Me racing to post this after I saw many do it

[carmine helm]

New meme template

[foggy mango]

Cursed lambo smiley face?

[winged siren]

How I get 3 Blue print???

[halcyon stream]

[golden spire]

Ah yes playing a 60fps game on a 240hz screen

[late crane]

bro stop with the meme template i created
||(Ignore image>Moyais allowed)||

[jaunty galleon]

you should be proud

[oblique knoll]

Gameloft be like this season 🗿
this is the ceo's and investors from gl and vivendi favorite song

[brazen river]

Ayo servers went down, touch grass 🦛💨

[languid kestrel]

The current server

[jaunty galleon]

the outside (or mcdonalds) when a9 servers are down (all the no-lifers are free)

[eager marsh]

Mr beeeeeeast

[ashen cedar]

Not me doe (ignore image)

[bold umbra]

The skeletons of the people who were stuck in the caribbean roller coaster for the last 4 years.

[noble whale]

Dream car

[supple idol]

Players: This pack's droprate is so bad, probably worst in game

Dunununununun, The Worst:

[sharp musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1054764695640354846/Capture.JPGa9meme.JPG

[stuck agate]

can you not repost this stupid meme

[brazen river]

Someone should tell mods to ban reposters

[surreal hornet]

Average asphalt 9 player endless cycle

[wise karma]

Nooo!

[eternal laurel]

You =

[supple idol]

wait so.....

it's trademarked?!?!?

[oblique knoll]

this car should be added in game as a s class car
top speed : 512
accel : 80,45
handling : 12.55
nitro : 50.66

[carmine helm]

Asphalt 9 Legends Berlin Map 🇩🇪

[granite meadow]

New #📰・game-news

[jaunty galleon]

Me also gl 14 and tier 2. I'm so dead 💀

[wild turtle]

Not so fast, I know this has been posted earlier today

[teal mesa]

GL: We are doing our best to make the game smooth to F2P and P2W users
Me: Really?

[ashen trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796871137530347520/1061281036912312360/unknown-1-2.png.jpg

[brazen river]

Where funy a9 meme

[eternal laurel]

Me whos gl 9 and tier 2

[karmic perch]

stop posting cringe memes or die

[chilly mango]

POV you farm with the ds e-tense

[late crane]

true whale DS X E-Tense🐳🐋

[stuck agate]

E-tense after Greenland plane:

||(ignore pic)||

[silent oriole]

Sorry @drifting forum

[vale ibex]

Sigh...

[neon token]

free packs the day after onyx starway ends:

[jaunty galleon]

here's how you counter any asphalt player ever (works 100% real)

[wise bane]

Average Asphalt 9 Channel

[eternal laurel]

This is going to be you soon

[neon token]

Me: No way, I'm gonna win and finally reach 1999 multiplayer rank!
The biggest lag spike known to man:

[brazen river]

Me: is about to reach LL
My connection:

[vague vapor]

The Bugatti: Bolide Bike

[stuck agate]

good ol' days of a9

[paper raft]

Yap, that's my depression sponsor

[sharp musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1061851333256298536/A9_memes.png

[brazen river]

Ayo shut, ur the one who post random unfunny non a9 memes

[stuck agate]

🗿

[late crane]

what happens if I repost this-
I think I made a huge mistake by doing this

[jaunty galleon]

Wait till you see our sponsor, raid shadow legends

[stuck agate]

you got us laughing (not clickbait!!)

[worldly spire]

Do the people who have put those hearts know what they are doing?🤔

[late crane]

🦛

[austere dock]

Veterans after seeing players buying the newbie packs:

[stuck agate]

Who the F put a German flag in my Supra

[upbeat nexus]

nah probably the a9 team making it look good. ignore image

[nimble shell]

beat an f5 on Nile River with Icona
(ignore image)

[karmic perch]

this is gonna be the best event ever highly recommend wasting your time on it !

[sweet prawn]

Gamelofts definition of starter pack

[foggy mango]

noone:
Literally noone:
That one player with custom colors of 0,0,0 and 255,255,255:
||Beauty||

[gentle finch]

Everyone: trying to get Top 1 in MP
This guy : 🤑

[brazen tinsel]

[twin carbon]

(🤓 ♻️ allowed)

[halcyon stream]

Bruh

[worldly spire]

The look is subjective, but it's still weird [ignore image]

[autumn fox]

Things like this happens

[karmic perch]

[blazing hornet]

gets 360 ko’d
enter key with ip address:

[onyx pulsar]

Lancer = E-Tense in speed

[brazen tinsel]

Looking for downhill run
But we are getting volcano run

[brazen tinsel]

Finally I got Downhill Run in MP

[fickle glen]

👏😲

But where A9?

[oblique knoll]

heres a new card

[somber whale]

hey new card:

[graceful ravine]

Goodbye 24 9x8 blueprints

[blazing harness]

No, don’t offer it to me for 50% off. This season and LP is a disgustingly insulting abomination.

[stuck agate]

Gl excited to get more money from u.

[solid citrus]

Bugat Chion [ignore image]

[brazen tinsel]

Fact: Downhill Run in slipstream

[empty seal]

Me in TS & Handling Maxed VLF with some Pro Skills:
(Not Kidding, I really won against Js, Apertas and Valahallas...
3 times)

[stuck agate]

What speed 👁️👄👁️ u mean unlock the Slow

[late crane]

Speed is Unlockable by ultra whaling🐳🐋

[sand mulch]

🤑

[stuck agate]

Gl: has received feedback on p2w events

[buoyant canyon]

nicest car in the game it goes 187 and ist rlly good its the miurbishi lancer evo its best car in game no cap 100 no scam

[lethal crane]

Well that’s just great 🗿

[onyx pumice]

Just for you!!!

[rapid herald]

sorry if its laggy

[graceful ravine]

The lag makes it even more relatable (ignore image)

[drowsy night]

compensation for the upcoming trashy season??!!

[pseudo cave]

If someone post a bad a9 meme, send them this!

[stuck agate]

🗿extra sense

[stuck agate]

Or better

[grand flame]

𝓢𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮#6762 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[mild forge]

Oh na man
Where you beside me?

[lethal crane]

(Not sure if someone already posted this kind of meme, oh well)

[grand flame]

pen106#3420 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[mild forge]

Me: MOM! LOOK!! A SPIDER
THE SPIDER:

[teal mesa]

Asphalt 9 multiplayer now be like

[supple idol]

i can guarantee you will get warned for bypassing if this gets continued (ignore image)

[grand flame]

BigiDogi#6075 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[potent cedar]

👍

[blazing harness]

Me who never bought it to begin with.

[late crane]

No! Never!!

[karmic perch]

nice someone using my meme for the first time

[harsh plover]

change it to evo (ignore image)(forgot to ping xddd)

[magic harbor]

the message being from a week ago be like

[stuck agate]

Those who will never play a9 to begin with

[brazen river]

5 bps from trion in fxx k hunt

[novel void]

🐳

[stiff void]

Watch what I unlocked and I can't tap to "Next" because I need to pay first

[knotty nacelle]

Me who don't have any of the three

[brazen river]

The ppl expecting to start off mp2 with ds etense be like

[ashen cedar]

Sorry i have this pic from Twitter because thats funny (ignore image)

[blazing harness]

These reactions lately have been just perfect. And they claim that they “Listen to the player base.”

[restive bronze]

Me who I have Only Tuatara

[blazing harness]

Their listening skills are really one of a kind.

[bold umbra]

I gotta say, "Halluci Nation - RED" is probably the only good song they picked up to put in the game.

(Here, contextlessly have an image of a DS E-Tense wearing a fedora)

[empty seal]

What about "Legend - The Score" ?
And there few good songs too in the game...

[grand flame]

WinstIx#3915 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hybrid fox]

Definitely soon 😉

[stuck agate]

GL listening skills when someone suggested good idea, which is not trash / p2w:

||Ears*. My bad||

[stuck agate]

gigachads:

[eternal laurel]

Me who sandbagged into an easy t2 lobby for decal and key

[cunning dune]

ight fixed that meme thats been reposted roughly 97million times

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[hybrid fox]

Post A9 Meme Only!!!

[bold umbra]

Based on a happening from a couple of minutes ago.

[potent current]

me waiting McLaren P1 to appear for coins:

[tranquil barn]

people who have just one BP left to 5 star Laf, waiting for the laferarri BP in legend store update to come out:

[compact veldt]

I’m get Key

[bold umbra]

My club (True Achievers W16) is up against Ukraine United in Clash. My clubmate obliviously exposed Gameloft.

[stuck agate]

soon in MP

[jolly pulsar]

Bring garage level above 18 and make game more f2p
Gameloft:

[fleet narwhal]

Speaking of Driver 555...

[grand flame]

yayohi#8409 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[carmine dawn]

Multiplayer match-making these days

[grand flame]

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Jazz#1658 has been banned for 1 day

Reason: not complying with channel rules

Banned until · Jan 16, 2023, 6:56 AM

[elfin bough]

Gameloft servers going nuts 💀

[austere dock]

im right here lol

[jolly pulsar]

This is a meme in itself. It was in 2020 and it's 2023

[spiral hare]

Driver_555, but for wine (just kidding

[stuck agate]

[stuck agate]

🦛 edition

[stuck agate]

A9 server in nutshell:

[neat obsidian]

The true A9 kings

[stuck agate]

🤔

[visual star]

||Are we there yet?||
||Not yet.||

[karmic perch]

🤨 📸

[bold umbra]

Gameloft: ''Oops! All Import Parts!''

[brazen river]

Smh cops always faster

[peak rivet]

Only in Asphalt 9 🙀

[peak rivet]

Asphalt 9 be like --> let's borrow some Users
Asphalt 8 be like --> he came again (muttered), Ok take it 😭
Asphalt 9 be like after asphalt 8 said --> 😁😁

[vague vapor]

The bugatti bolide bike

[peak rivet]

We almost all playing mobile so...
All VETERANS & PRO are fool 🙃🙃

[stuck agate]

Not playing a9

[blazing harness]

The number of complaints is about to reach an all time high.

[spiral hare]

GL, plz let us have this car

[cinder sleet]

Yes asphalt, the Himalayas sure look beautiful, if only we could play the game to actually see it

[foggy mango]

Servers; go down for 0.0001 seconds.
Asphalt 9 players, haters ,people who say the game is p2w, veterans, litterally everyone who knows about the game

[stuck agate]

ngl, looks cool
||ignore pic||

[worthy sky]

No need to worry, currently the issue is being fixed 😅

[languid kestrel]

Connection error

Connect to a reliable network or try again later.

Failed server connection for Asphalt 9 execution. (Error: 1-3-9-500)

Retrying

[dire wyvern]

Game loft’s fastest servers

[supple idol]

POV Devs fixing server 7 hours ago and called it a day, didn't realize

[jaunty robin]

Gameloft servers be like

[nimble plover]

U mean this right

[grand flame]

Rocket#8287 has been warned

Reason: Offensive

[abstract island]

Gameloft CEO rich

[signal fable]

-Global Asphalt 9 ad 😃
-Description of it is Hindi instead of English or my native language 🤨
-The video is from Chinese Asphalt 9. 💀

[blazing harness]

You never know when American History will come in handy.

[stuck agate]

lmao

[karmic perch]

pepsi commercail

[foggy mango]

... 14 hours in

[oblique knoll]

this is how the weakest 570s driver look like

[bold umbra]

oh lord

[round fable]

(edited to #🛡・the-clash)

[bold umbra]

It was a Ukraine joke, the screenshot was the template.

(the joke isn't even the clash itself)

[visual dust]

I’m so happy to be chosen in league it makes me feel like I’m the best player because I’m in league

[knotty nacelle]

And repeat

[restive bronze]

Credits Rush? More Like KD Rush?

[bold drift]

well there's your problem . . . it's stuck in an infinite loop

[stuck agate]

a cringe meme i made long time ago ( but its relatable fr )

[grand flame]

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[bold umbra]

Class C truly has a beautiful story on its acceleration beasts.

[stuck agate]

itasya is good

[hybrid fox]

In case some people have forgot.🗿👍

[blazing harness]

We mustn’t forget the task at hand. We demand compensation for this massive screw up!

[dull ore]

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed

(ignore image)

[solid citrus]

What?

[flat fable]

Bruh

[reef condor]

Meme of the month.

[grand flame]

norbackCsGo.pl#2554 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[stuck agate]

not even a flex tbh 💀

[keen dirge]

A first seeing that I have got lower position,i literally started to think my self noob.But seeing this player I changed my dicision.
I am noob
But
He is 🫤

[karmic perch]

ok (ignore the image)

[bold umbra]

Redline meme

[pliant kernel]

This game was meme its self still got to platinum again tho

[stuck agate]

Me to gl when i needed that 4 carrera bp to unlock in x20 lunar pax compensation but all i got was

[soft hedge]

:trollshrug:

[unreal cliff]

When you grind in A9 so much to buy your favorite car, after that you realized the car suck

[peak rivet]

Pls happen everyday 😭

[blazing harness]

Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

[unreal cliff]

POV: you just got KD from a player but 10 sec later you gotted revenge.

[fickle glen]

Acura NSX is the dad who went to get milk

[high temple]

(slightly censored in case some are offended by an extremely mild word)

[stuck agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468816497624743957/1051901891803611166/7770E2A7-B4DA-43E0-AA2E-9797A03F491F.gif

[bold umbra]

Faraday? Someday...

[bold umbra]

Oops! All Osaka!

[neon token]

when you tie with 3 other people and the game puts you at the bottom of it

[tight horizon]

This was a ss from a long time ago, yeah I felt it too (Ignore bad editing)

[unreal cliff]

Ngl, this reward for an A9 newbie is kinda cool (ignore image)

[stuck agate]

F2p to the syndicate whales:

[rocky condor]

Rip

[stuck agate]

Pls don't ban me

[grand flame]

Xiroscent#4956 has been warned

Reason: reposting meme

[teal mesa]

How dare u gl stop laughing at me

[stuck agate]

Police race cars:

[hybrid fox]

||con||gtz

[grand flame]

Hello_there#1215 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[stuck agate]

Well for someone who unlocked it on both Android and Windows platforms 🦛

[stuck agate]

f2p users with bad luck, G18 with 100+ cars and played since launch and no key:

[safe meadow]

COVID likes this

[elfin bough]

nobody:
Everyone with their jesko in next ghost SS hunting down basically everybody else:

[eternal crescent]

POV: I didn’t get jesko key from pack

[primal copper]

Pov: when you Play a9 grand prix and to claim rewards is age restricted

[grand flame]

freedtredfg18#4797 has been warned

Reason: copying and reposting other's meme

[stuck agate]

Same meme I made but different song

[stuck agate]

people who use controller

[dusky solar]

What true chads do in ghost ss

[late crane]

whaliens only👽
||Yes there's a image in this message😃||

[halcyon stream]

Same

[glossy fable]

Hate police irl:

[empty seal]

When there's a Hybrid Player in the lobby...
TD and Manual Players:

[halcyon stream]

Wai one more

[bright meteor]

A8 : Good memories
A9 : Good graphics
We miss you A8 🥲

[primal copper]

When gl decides asphalt 9 is a paid game ,nitro per activaton: 5$ ,b3tter acceleration:9$,better top speed:10$,game loft during ds 7 be like

[stuck agate]

Lykan cop:

[cunning dune]

new pass

[stuck agate]

Leaked pic of whaliens:

[grand flame]

GLADIATOR#4611 has been warned

Reason: reposting others'memes (strict action will be taken if u all don't stop reposting others'memes)

[late crane]

going to show this to Hollo (furry rp host) every time he tries to invite me to his server, so I can be his car🦛(i won't join it)

[burnt spoke]

Events that never happened

(The bottom part)

[signal fable]

You need x1 bps in free lp.
(Ignore image)

[uneven shore]

but.. 330 conditions..it's impossible 😢

[sand mulch]

This feels forbidden...

[stuck agate]

@wanton matrix Thanks for the motivation, bro 🫂
7th individual key pack (total spent 840

||I don't even like the car all that much, TBH 😐 ||

[pliant kernel]

Car hunt

[grand flame]

balls#7123 has been warned

Reason: a9 only memes

[late crane]

me when I see screenshot of a merged "Regera Chiron X"
🦛

[stuck agate]

Trash cans for seasons and events.

[frail forge]

Never saw an uncommon car hunt in my 2 years of playing this game(ignore image)

[stuck agate]

BMW hunt was in March / April 2022🗿
||ignore image||

[blazing harness]

Codin better not take this down because this is not a leak.

[stuck agate]

Gl giving us 1 slap for every 1 trash hunt

[crude ledge]

Stolen memes from reddit (not mine)

[unreal cliff]

When you wrecked near the finish line and that made you go to 1st to 6th

[vale ibex]

.... it's been more than 2 weeks, nano, over 18 DAYS
(I despise this thing even more now...)

[stuck agate]

That one dev who put 75k token deal during american season:

[south shore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1067996025773641798/bongo-cat-cute-fast-smash-ban-hammer-7n9uppxmz5qd3a2l.gif

[empty seal]

Me on my way to get Epic Import Parts for M4 GTS after the hunt...

[restive bronze]

Reaching LL in Nutshell:

[brazen river]

I sown the seeds of chaos after doing an initial run of 1.25

[austere dock]

😱

[late crane]

I'm still scared about this image. 💀

[grand flame]

𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒙 ♪#2234 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate picture + irrelevant post to this channel

Sp33dyX#5643 has been warned

Reason: reposting other's meme

[grand flame]

Mat Kilau#3195 has been warned

Reason: offensive meme + spam

[late crane]

del wit3 itt 🦛
I send this message to the people which did put the F1LM Reactions. This is a normal McLaren F1, not a F1LM🦛

[radiant kraken]

Apshalt 9 noob irl: DS E-tense best car

DS E-tense:

[dusky solar]

Asphalt 9 Cash Deposit 9

[elfin bough]

💀

[late crane]

Current MP2 simulator
||Bro is literally the same thing that's happening here, 3 guys tried to 360 me💀||

[keen vault]

can someone explain this :/

[lethal crane]

ITS ALL (except the Huracan and Lan WHAT THE FU-) GS (ignore image)

[novel void]

Worst season in a9 history: raging bull

[stuck agate]

Sure
Here is your explanation

[potent current]

Epik V10 displacement💀

[stuck agate]

This MP1 is just big skill issue ( @keen vault )

[south shore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1067996025773641798/bongo-cat-cute-fast-smash-ban-hammer-7n9uppxmz5qd3a2l.gif

[grand flame]

shadow effect#8409 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[primal copper]

When gl asks you to delete your account or go to nigeria
Me:

[quick brook]

lets, Go

[pliant nacelle]

normal mp1 league mixing 💀

[twin carbon]

lets, not go

[livid orbit]

Press F to pay respect

[ashen cedar]

Not me doe

[verbal mantle]

trash players names be like:

(don't search the username name in internet)

[quick knot]

So close it's crazy

[stuck agate]

Answer me this gameloft: Do I look like I’m rich?

[torn mantle]

talk about a 6 month scam. Onyx and Speedtail solopacks when GL 😔

[stuck agate]

at least you got best car in the game ( ignore the image ) 😃

[grand flame]

𝐙𝐚𝐩#2047 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[grand flame]

Spectra888_RS🇷🇸#1314 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[hybrid fox]

BA and Auckland after seeing the track:

[grand flame]

Fantastic Rider#7798 has been warned

Reason: offensive reaction

[wanton matrix]

It’s time to see stars

[grand flame]

freedtredfg18#4797 has been warned

Reason: offensive emote

[languid kestrel]

green light

[late crane]

Bro this image scares me 💀

[austere dock]

numbers

[neat schooner]

New weapon car

[stuck agate]

Lancer enjoyers:

[magic harbor]

me in LL

[wise karma]

Ahh help

[verbal mantle]

without stuck in tradition is future's season you gets the maxwells bp

[nova silo]

actually...netflix owns xtreme now

[jolly hollow]

who thought this was a good idea 💀

[austere dock]

why does it almost look like the new york state 💀

[knotty nacelle]

GL when the players buy LP, MP pass, and Daily Bonus pass

[stuck agate]

3.8 stars

[empty seal]

Another Garage Showpiece just like this...
(Oh sorry, Shoepiece)

[mild forge]

I need to know how many people scrolls through A9 memes
So just react

[empty seal]

Me who own it since DS5...

[restive bronze]

Same here

[blazing harness]

For real though, are they gonna be on the sides watching?

[gray kindle]

Physics man

[supple idol]

omg gameloft can you literally make the ramps any flatter like this is flatter than my behind

making a better meme hold on give me a sec

[mint peak]

I don't know if this is relevant to memes, but this track could implement the same mechanics as this particular MK8 track.

[wicked heath]

What about new track ?

[stuck agate]

Gud car

[stuck agate]

Cairo circle:

[verbal mantle]

This Is Your Meme Be Like:

[supple idol]

that ramp that gives us 3000 G's of barrel force in Uptown

[stuck agate]

Now will wait for Homer Simpson and ramps meme

[grand flame]

freedtredfg18#4797 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[prisma obsidian]

useless club:"exist" that useless club leader:

[frail forge]

Stop giving gameloft more p2w ideas

[frail forge]

Thank you a9

[supple idol]

better route determined.
oragne is noob.
red is radical free thinking mindset.

[stuck agate]

Blue is speedrun route

[silver dome]

I this this is better

[zenith sleet]

Yellow is: YOU THINK I CARE

[pliant nacelle]

More mp1 league mixing 💀

[zenith sleet]

Why me lol

[supple idol]

i waNnA bE gOKuuUUu...
ignore image

[hard frigate]

NASCAR is now forbidding the wall tech in IRL races because someone remembered playing the NASCAR game on the GameCube and it worked on execution

[earnest veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1036679839031246930/wallride.gif

[stuck agate]

Some random hacker:

[light harbor]

your average your average club with starter pack with starter pack, new price 3000 american bucks

[blazing harness]

Not thrilled. Ramps have a terrible trajectory angle and the track is too twisty. We need more top speed tracks.

[azure forge]

A-stare-ion

[nimble shell]

what is actually happening in this chain of messages

[solid citrus]

He got knocked down in multiplayer ghost season
(Ignore image)

[frozen fulcrum]

2024 track confirmed?!?!?!

[stuck arrow]

Bro wants to know if I have games on my phone 💀 (ignore image)

[tranquil ermine]

[pliant nacelle]

Daily mp1 league mixing

[verbal mantle]

another trash car hunt 🗿

[covert mango]

Anti-KD Shields Pass

[foggy mango]

why

[elder raptor]

more like

[tranquil ermine]

Bruh

[glossy fable]

Stop giving GL an Idea

[halcyon stream]

Bruh they added Faraday

[novel void]

The reviews in Play Store after GL adds 2 legend pass exclusive special events in City of Lights season:

[blazing harness]

Come on GameLoft, do better.

[elfin bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665209965614727179/1070948202460762152/image.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954014092933357630/1071090104032034827/Screenshot_2023-02-03-17-29-24-309-edit_com.discord.jpg a9 Soviet edition, club pic not taken by me lol

[foggy mango]

We did it boys. ( @upbeat blaze your wish came true)

[knotty nacelle]

Wait a minute...
23 members?

[covert sequoia]

F50 is the 4th lowest rank B class car

[stuck agate]

when f40 is better then f50 in asphalt 9

[verbal mantle]

the exotic rides haves more rank 😆 🤣

[frail forge]

F40 is built different in a9 apparently(ignore image) damn i love the f40

[stuck agate]

do 1 full and 2 mini seasons in 1 update:

[stuck agate]

Everyone: hyped for patch notes*
Gl: releases it*
Also everyone after its release:

[bleak birch]

This looks so familiar 🤔

[halcyon stream]

Mp

[glossy fable]

If y'all found the guy in the image, 360° KD Him for letting this happen

[frail forge]

Where is the guy who suggested daily event passes??

[halcyon stream]

F

[wise karma]

@crimson basin
Legends say that he is still waiting for Drive Syndicate 5!

[prisma obsidian]

I'm sorry my mistake it's actually f50 but f40

[stuck agate]

Bugatti mistral: not in paris update

[empty seal]

A Dutch, a Spanish, an Italian, a British and a German car brand in a French Update...

[dusky solar]

:xciting:

[ancient chasm]

You guys are having a good time

[fickle glen]

Fr ... it's my favourite post-Chiron Baggu- err i mean Bugatti ||cuz it's roof-less || (ignore image)

[stuck agate]

This is what gameloft should add in the Paris update,its an actual french car!

[verbal mantle]

me waiting the huracan super trofeo key :

[supple idol]

that's the issue with the French update, other than stereotypical Bugatti additions, French cars all look like this

[cunning orbit]

Why go for the Twizy when we can have the Twizy F1?

[tranquil ermine]

[stuck agate]

"Meme" too long

[rose cairn]

Very familiar

[halcyon stream]

Add caption

[bold drift]

See you on the track! Classic MP anyone?

[warm cobalt]

Woohoo!!!
Sorry this is the only place that lets me post pictures

[dapper pebble]

Gameloft be like:Hehehehaw

[prisma obsidian]

memes section rules :do not repost meme people:"still repost meme" bots and mods :

[novel void]

VLF is just a better viper gts by in game stats

[sage shell]

🦛👍

[grand flame]

【ファイズ・ズルハジ】#8170 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant post + bypass

gamechanger#0522 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant post

[languid kestrel]

come on

[quaint fern]

Is it a joke?

[hoary scaffold]

This is cancer

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: offensive meme

[verbal mantle]

Banned Meme 🔨

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate meme

[plush ledge]

this is a joke

[sour rampart]

RIP to the cars that got removed from Asphalt 9

[empty seal]

No memes for today?

[wet ingot]

Nineteen 360?!

[sinful crane]

#🏎・general moment

[supple idol]

bro wth naaaa im not a simp

[glacial elm]

Oh wow
Anime in car game

[stuck agate]

yeah ( cringe mem )

[ashen cedar]

Are those girl from arcaea? (Ignore image)

[maiden yoke]

Hololive. Literally says in the patch notes.

[jaunty tide]

@tribal nymph
Why this section is filled with garbage...?
You should delete those reply msg
keep it clean

[cunning orbit]

me when searching for good A9 meme (there is none)

[knotty nacelle]

Hololive collab in a nutshell
||Ok, my day is ruined||

[fickle glen]

||Congratulations my man! @mental seal||

[stuck agate]

The gp:

[supple idol]

real footage of their gp 🤦‍♂️

[stuck agate]

Gp literally giving everyone another chance:

[empty seal]

GL at their best...

[stuck arrow]

Bro forgot about the asphalt x Mr krabs collab, the both only care about money

[supple idol]

ok but this is just stupid
dreams on wheels dont help anyone

[fickle glen]

Truly one of the GL moments of all time

[sand mulch]

Facts.

[elfin bough]

That one guy in your club who buys every single legend pass since a9 started, but still somehow has skill issues:

[foggy mango]

Y E S

[modern dust]

is not a meme but i cant post picture in gerenal
so
can anyone tell me who actually did this? please

[brazen river]

Hololive collab (ignore image)

[unkempt mango]

||And i thought i was the craziest person 💀||

[languid kestrel]

what?

[stuck agate]

The club to u when your whaled car loses to f2p in clash:

[cloud silo]

built different frfr
first attempt too, can get much better time with the 1 star

[foggy mango]

Is it the upcoming porche?

[tranquil ermine]

default

[primal copper]

When gl decides to unlock the Paris track you have to pay 100$. The creator of Asphalt 9 :

[jagged summit]

What P2W players expect GL to do with their money (idk I didn't spent a single penny on the game)

[covert sequoia]

If only I knew how to get exactly 13 credits

[stuck agate]

A9 community after seeing F50 max stats and rank

[stuck agate]

Imola to most people: fastest car in A class, crazy drift speed and nitro

Also Imola 1/2 the time for me: death 💀

To be continued?

[graceful temple]

some of you simp out there are gonna do it. Don't even resist

[empty seal]

Me still wondering who the f are Sakura Miko and Himemori Luna...

[verbal mantle]

the 60% of the server seeing the anime decal be like:

[brazen river]

Ur username tho 'Cat Maid Lover 😔'

[grand flame]

Jiet#6375 has been warned

Reason: Off topic + Bypass

[crystal radish]

17.02.3023 lolololol

[halcyon stream]

Me when I see

[elfin bough]

huracan moment (also i see some ♻️ reactions, when was this used again? Dm if its reused and send message link)

[verbal mantle]

Go To Your Truck Stupid Meme 🗿

[ashen cedar]

That age Didin't well for the emoji one (ignore image)

[primal copper]

POV: When GL refunds all your money you have spent in the game, You:

[runic merlin]

MY MOM LP

[stuck agate]

my honest reaction

[stuck agate]

Imagine expecting huracans not to 360 kd

[zenith sleet]

Ur mom

[unkempt comet]

Not my meme just reposting it

[halcyon stream]

Me at multiplayer

[sharp raptor]

First meme

[round fable]

"surprise you unsuspecting skill issues!"

[halcyon stream]

Me at multilplayer:

[pliant nacelle]

welcome to the league

[tired forum]

The McLaren team designing the Senna:

[robust quarry]

Those two ramps, you know

[stuck agate]

I mean it’s a good start

[novel void]

If A9 players went to Gameloft headquarters successfully to ask them about.....🥲

||Leaked interior of Gameloft headquarters||

[brazen river]

Top 1 really gonna be happy to unlock

[tranquil wharf]

What the hell

[high temple]

#JustGameloftThings

[halcyon stream]

Me at event:

[restive bronze]

Key to my Heart? More like Alien to my Heart?

[fickle glen]

Dunno if this is what you were referring to or not but....
Italian cop

[stuck agate]

Why gameloft has to zoom in this part:

[cunning orbit]

Me who doesn‘t want a gf while also using a reaction image that has literally nothing to do with A9:

[empty seal]

When your luck betrays you but you skills help you...

[elfin bough]

Stevestrato moment (whoever was here before summer 2022 knows what happened)

[mild forge]

You sure???🧐

[steel yoke]

Bro got arrested 😭😭

[stuck agate]

This guy just downloaded asphalt 9

[karmic perch]

A9 mod APK thumbnail be like

[dim wharf]

what is this car

[jagged summit]

Lamborghini Egoista event: exists
Poor player's car choice:

[stuck agate]

didnt knew koenigsegg had a new design language 🤯
(ignore image)

[potent current]

[stuck agate]

Both me

[paper raft]

Is this gamepad suitable for playing?

[cunning orbit]

modify it with a 4K OLED screen and it will do money for you

[ancient thorn]

Some time ago during slipstream

[digital depot]

A9 April fools update leak

[wise bane]

It might look like this tho

[modern narwhal]

I wonder if I should remake the meme cuz someone said Asphalt Nitro 2 is released.
(ignore the image btw)

[elfin bough]

Gameloft being generous

[stuck agate]

Somethings wrong with my game

[nimble shell]

Asphalt xtreme being owned by Netflix and thus not being abused by Gameloft

[halcyon stream]

Literally I play every game

[modern narwhal]

A9 players when they finish a race:

[late crane]

i don't remember anytime that i completed a race without 360ing in the end🦛

[halcyon stream]

Bruh i cannot laugh anymore 😭 😂

[stuck agate]

A8 in 2013: Dodge Dart Gt rank is 505

A9: Nissan Leaf RC rank is...

[stuck agate]

i cant stop laughing 😝

[elfin bough]

Bro self replying with a Minecraft analysis pic 💀

[magic harbor]

🪰🦵

[stuck agate]

When you're asked to beat 49 seconds with a Vencer Sarthe, and you're lazy, but also somehow punctual.

[latent prawn]

I can't be the only one who thought this, Right?

[twin carbon]

me seeing 24memes being spammed in a single day while 21 of them are unfunny or off topic or reused or literal screenshots

[supple idol]

meanwhile your meme is hypocritical, as it is also unfunny and off topic
your meme is an example of irony rn
(ignore image)

[cunning orbit]

just wait until we get the Ferrari 375 F1 so you can do it again
but until that
get beaten in a race by Whiscash lol

[tight horizon]

I thought it was just me

[stuck agate]

everyone rn:

[glass vessel]

The car of battle pass

[empty seal]

Godgame moment...

[grand flame]

Rang#8526 has been warned

Reason: repost

[thorny rivet]

afiq when he sees this:
driver FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE

[jaunty galleon]

the top 1 100% has the car already gameloft, get real

[stuck agate]

Literally GL when you make a meme about their prices in the shop and ends up deleting your meme

So which car was this race built for?

[rain stratus]

Not a good meme but a coincidence

[sharp summit]

Guys my skin is rare ?

[late crane]

Is there any other place to ask instead of #🗿・memes ? If this is the only channel you can talk, it's ok but I think you should post this on another channel

[stuck agate]

They have u under their control. Escape the ||game||

[fluid rain]

POV: The narrowest part of Paris

[stuck agate]

look closely (from reddit)

[grand flame]

Mr_caffee#4913 has been warned

Reason: report

[sweet drum]

A9 Token Got error...

[serene gorge]

Asphalt 9 players when they see another announced car hunt with “starter car” for 165584th time (they’re always expect elite cars)

[jaunty galleon]

spot the difference

[sage shell]

This is a deliberate repost

[eager marsh]

"um, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"

[elfin phoenix]

Psychotic? Or just sad

[dry birch]

I am sorry for my bad English

[stuck agate]

brother this section is for memes

ignore image

[flat fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737367764666155031/1075154242492444793/Screenshot_20230213_173654_Asphalt_92.jpg
My best time at Stingray car hunt TD

[hidden verge]

Idk how I got this time

[stiff ermine]

You were nicer than me

[stuck agate]

I'm sorry but it is true

[graceful temple]

You guys still playing the game?

[stuck agate]

a8:bing chillin

[round fable]

[actual A9 memes]

[hybrid fox]

A9 is lob

[polar trail]

What the hell is this

[elder stratus]

the image was make by me 😔

[magic harbor]

look who's talking

[round fable]

it was a reminder, thank you very much

[cyan wind]

Drive syndicates it be like:

[teal mesa]

Bro self reacted

[halcyon stream]

What kind of this stats

[cunning orbit]

I see nothing wrong with 52.470 seconds. Explain.