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@hollow gull thicc tho
yes
thic
elon musk quirky and funny reddit moment
ecks ai archangel
Thanks to Foob:
mee6 is angry
it's so angry the words clipped out of the screen
twitter dot com cannot contain the power of an angry mee6
87k likes
jason are you by any chance relate to Michael reeves
even trump liked it
@tepid cedar this is a better channel to talk about cars i suppose
yea i guess
than the other
yea no discussion there, peopleve been warned there for it
Basically, the Mission E had different versions and iterations through its development
until it reached the Mission E Cross Turismo
after this
the mission e was renamed to taycan
isnt there a Taycan CT coming too
Yes
and it is virtually unchanged from when it was called Mission E
an example of the taycan retaining certain characteristics from when it was called Mission E
The car was advertised in the same white color with very similar rims to the Mission E, as well as being a four door electric ''supercar''
it is essentially a high performance electric sedan
Mission E was in reality just a codename for Porsche's first fully electric car
side profile in mission e and taycan is still virtually the same
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yo have you seen the ''you shall not pass'' one?
check the funny comment on the video 😂 👆
the main difference in the car other than the front end, is the doors
Ok so posting my asphalt vids should be allowed here now right?
@tepid cedar well I don't have messaging perms in #🎥・creator-videos
well i dont think it should be here
@crisp yew maybe
is that engine orange cuz its hawt?
It's flying in the sunset
who is dantorp
Still waiting to hear from the CC rep exactly what it was that I allegedly did to get put on the CB.
Instant Respawn isn’t a cheat btw
It's?
N o n E x i s t e n t
On ur screen it looks like they crash
But they’re actually driving normally
They land upside down and immediately respawn in the same spot rightside up
Lag
there should be a law of reporting hackers
Pls ban the words “Instant Respawn” from Cheater Report
Don't pit me against garbage connections then. The guy appears in almost every race and wins, no matter how many cars there are that outrank him.
It's the server issues.
This is why I created a second channel
Not buying it
iNStAnT REsPaWN
I wonder if anyone has reported me yet
I wouldn't be surprised if someone reported me for cheating to get top 1 on the leaderboard.
@copper tartan no that is a shelby underwater
@tepid cedar then where else can I do it?
Cool Time
Wtf... 24s with A class and S class both🤔🤔🤔🤔
@empty yacht how do u “fake” a bad connection
I fAkE bAd CoNnEcTiOn AlL tHe TiMe.
i fake my confidence
i wouldnt be surprised if someone reported me for FAKE bad connection
hey quick question
is water wet?
ok
yesn’t
@worthy current
is water dry?
ok
is water dry?
no u
All my exes live in Texas
is earth flat?
oh so earth is a velociraptor?
The earth is almost a bowl.
@faint dragon so they’d fix their server bro
Why else would it be in the suggestions
😑
You put that on android or gameplay issues. Not on suggestions section 😑
nah bro that happens way too often
bored
Had the pleasure of documenting MADE this year which is held in Dubai. What an awesome event, amazing cars and even better people! Enjoy my recap of this years experience.
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The Taycan is a pretty good car when you don't have the Elise or the TVR if we remove the financial context, enjoy ! :P
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should i install tinkers' construct
death
@tawdry creek r u a furry now? xd
he is holding a fork and a knife
he says "Thank you Lord for this meal I shall have"
@wet frost Th season pass is not exclusive for just a car. There are also free refil and extra fuela. Your team mate dragosasfalt
🐳
ah lol I forgot about that but I think it's still a bad deal
tru
but its my first S class car
its basically an FXX K
and worse than an egoista
@fresh ingot what
no, what makes you think i'ma furry
Furries go 'uwu'
eeeeeeeeeehhhh
and i was joking
but @floral copper made it
I was gonna put Jason Reeves
and he said jasOwOnUwU reevesu
so yeah
h
fun fact: the word "jasOwOnUwU reevesu" has been said three times (including this one
hell
o
I found a bug where one of the episode 1 missions isn’t working.
And I can’t find a place to report bugs.
What should I do?
Thx
yw
Oh what do I do when I get there
hallo
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@lyric glade Thx for max picture
Someone put this in another discord server
@olive viperwelcome
satisfaction
Someone put this in another discord server
Baguetti Veyron
Cool
Send this to a friend with ocd
Hmm
you evil man
oof
@hallow pumice there is a suggestion in #suggestions in Russian that contains a bad word
what about isliminal
Smort.
Reason: No leaks allowed!
Reason: Too many infractions
wow!
thats funny
I'm getting spammed with car dealerships

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then boy have i the music for you
Mom ily
Finally got it 😍
is that heat or payback
heat
nice
I'm struggling with the color though
looks nice
hows this idk
meh ill just go for yellow like every other lamborghini
I'll stick with this I guess, i won't bother with decals cuz i'm terrible at those 😭
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Gran Turismo music is indeed very relaxing
🤔
Back to learning bout hitler
@stray plinth can you go away pls i did nothing wrong, why u chase me
Youre driving a Huracàn with 1 nitro tank. That's a world crime
wait aaaa i forgot what i was going to say
wow so many sponsorships
not sure what this Automation Car Tycoon modder is smoking
:another sonic fandub animation ! Credit to the original by snapcube
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lol
bruh
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I played mafia 2 before I went to sleep and I had an amazing dream
Killing bad guys and stuff
Fighting bad guys like they do in sleeping dogs
I woke up out of breath because that was so adrenaline inducing
Cop
I'm in a bad mood
30 min cop chase
out of repairs
and a damn chopper over my head
couldn't escape got arrested
@velvet hollow
buuuut
on the other side
the Cops in that game are corrupted hehe
lowkey trading stuff
and doing illegal practices
we tryna expose them
Yo Cop since cops have that laptop that has info about everyone in city, if a cop has a crush on someone, can they trace them and stalk their life? :3
You should see what being a cute blonde giving me a dozen donuts & a coffee will get her---
one day I'm gonna try bribe a cop with donuts
if i get speedtrapped
i hope it works 🙄
I got stopped 3 times irl for overspeeding lol
wasn't even that much, 75km/h in a 50km/h zone
Expect another citation & the officer will confiscate your donuts.....
oh damn 😦
A win-lose
He confiscates the donuts, gets to eat em. You get a citation
need to pee heat
Forza street is rubbish you just hold one button
@velvet hollow destroy the ai with the SVJ.
oh yeah i had an aventador sv when i played forza street
Ph?
Philippines
I'm American
Na I’m British
@crisp yew On top of that, Forza Street graphics are 3x worse than they used to be
Literally
Am American
proud 'merican
@velvet hollow heres the best ramps to escape cops
yw
Missing the best one tho
tbf idk more than those
How do u escape
I don't do night really
I fight them lol
Escaping
U need night tho
._.XD
For campaign
I'm maxed
Hi Maxed I'm dad.
:dab:
I can't fight them my car loses dmg quickly
E0ic pic
I have to run
Lol
I can't fight them my car loses dmg quickly
This
Cars are not made by top-grade Titanium anymore, fighting cops back in Heat isn't ez imo.
And u can't outrun them
do you put have any repair kits on?
What lvl are u
Welp
27 I think
Repair kits are better than others
I went straight from stater car to nsx
Repair Kit and Damage Reduction best
Yes
I'll try those
yes good
choppers usually cant arrest you
Choppers
only in some cases
they'll lose you anyway
Ye but they won't let you escape
I ignore them
also have you tried the roof of the wall
There just an insect
cause they'll give up
mall*
A fly in my ear
Idk yet the map I started playing yesterday
I still don't knoe
the mall parking garage is like in the center of the map i think
BTW, best escape route, there's a construction bridge on the lower right side of th3 map
Next to commercial bridge
OHYEAH
Lots of ramps
i forgot about thay
Just go kinda slow along the bridhe
Dude my amg legit doesn't accelerate in grass
Wi5h the bridge physics game ends and they catapult into the sea
It won't move at all
F
260 i think
400
oh ok
Same as a9
yea thats the GT S coupe
Ye that one
heard its alright in NFS Heat
I bought z4 amg huracan
Hmm
It's up to you tbh
Yes
If it's gonna lock campaign
For the career
I reached the story after they exposed the cop
Its best in the game
With the laptop leaks
I only have 1 off road lol
Now I need lv30 for next story mission
people say its the F40, 911 RSR, FXX-K Evo, M3 GTR, Ford GT 2017, etc etc
its so much
RSR and Lancer
Depends
atleast hey
Lancer was a rumor that many said was not true, F1 costs money
No bps required
Regera is bad there?
Regera is fast
Fastest
Fastest top speed
but it struggles in handling
True
But it doesn't struggle with looking fiiiit
game logic, Regera is pretty track-capable irl
RX-7 and Huracan best
Supercharger roots
for drift
I'm using the starter Nissan for the drift
oh the 180SX
Use rx7
not bad
Very epic drift
But ye use drag tyres, roots supercharger and showcase parts
Yes
Minimum downforce
And maximum steering sensitivity
In live tuning for drift cats
Cars
Lol
lol
remember the father of all break to drift, nfs hot pursuit
ok
my two Windows Phones now are literal Windows phones
the regular Lumia 950 runs poorly but the 950 XL runs fantastic
@hollow reef w o a h
I don't think is a kind of ROM or GSI. Is that legit windows 10?
@hallow pumice It's legit Windows 10 ARM, as used on some laptops with Snapdragon chips
My smaller one can dual boot operating systems
Both are Lumia 950s, one is a regular and both are XL. Installation uses a special installer that modifies a retail Windows 10 ARM ISO to have the proper custom drivers and extra features for these old Windows Phones
You can read more about it at the WoA Project github
Woah I could extract those drivers and port android
Sounds really interesting tho!
Someone has gotten a OnePlus 6T to run W10ARM as well but didn't share the info publicly
I see.
a 5-year old Windows Phone isn't particularly expensive or powerful, but it's a start
Nice
I'd support that
me too
eh
maybe this guy plays too much A9, lol
non
i see that moving silhouette, and i hmmmmmm
why thank you good sir
congrats to them
Reason: Posted an invite
lmao
@tepid cedar your pfp looks blurplefied
it is
cool
interesting
aw hell yeah
AMD
Smol nut is useful
@teal frost lol that guy used to be my friend
his regular channel has 100k+ subs
hes hella toxic
?purge 999
ye he puts a lot of effort in his videos
gotta appreciate that
We used to make videos on diep thats how we got to know each other
I have a question
I have a dream
nice
It will
Gottem
I see a lot of questions like that
I know nothing about parenting but I’m better at parenting then them
there is a fine line
if you take everything away then this happens
if you give them everything they become spoilt
My mum did that when I was depressed af
It made it worse
Last month
I'm doing fine noe
Now
@rich monolith I would like to talk about your report in #🤖・android-issues if you can be so kind to allow my dm to get through.
😅
Why did you block him lmao
pfff
I would suspect it was because I bought a Ferrari instead of Lamborghini.
lmao
🤔 what-
@faint dragon now that's epic
Mom! Bring the camera!
I thought someone said this server can't handle 2 pancakes.
I'm the original, the other one is NogardPans. 😅
Ban
sssh me playing
Well, all I can say is to check my linked YouTube channel. That's one way to check it's me.
Also by checking my Elite role on the server, that's another way.
@faint dragon But please change that nickname... 
hey d0nt pong
ping
me
😂
Eh, fine.
here eaT bred
But please change?
🍞 🍞
ok behaVe
Hmm
Why thank you again good sir
How kind. 
Bought the supra :>
yeah
assoluto got a new update
added the GR Supra and Racing Concept, and the M1 and M1 Procar
the road GR Supra and M1 cost gold, while the race/track counterparts are imports
lucky me, i got the race supra
I grinded the Nordschelife, 10 laps twice, I almost fell asleep lol
darn
my sole source of income is from the daily login rewards
and i have left most of career untouched lol
mp drifting epic
i grind on the official AR track 10 laps
Nurburgring just feels like a pain to do 10 lapson
laps on*
do 10 laps nurburgring with f class car for most thrill
@everyone help me solve this error
no
i dont see how he's wrong but ok
just for the record having "forza" in its name doesn't make it a good game
agreed
Forza Street is the only legitimately bad Forza game other than the Xbox 360 Horizon 2 port, it's quite boring and not very good in terms of gameplay
very tru
Forza Street isn't exactly boring
It's just that the shift in race genre doesn't first sound like a Forza thing
When you hear Forza, the first thing you fill your head with is head on, almost real,epic eager racing. Just like when you say Asphalt, you first imagine high-flying action packed racing.
Now when Asphalt went with Streetstorm, at first we thought itll be maybe short, but 4 player street racing still following the basic of Asphalt. Then we saw it was drag racing
It wasn't boring, it just wasn't giving that Asphalt incentive we wanted
Same applies to Forza Street
It's even like the Mustang Mach-E
That car isnt bad in any way, it just didn't give that Mustang incentive. That Mustang first impression wasn't there.
yes ||imagine drag racing with ramps tho||
Drag racing with ramps
Lmao
well, it would look like those 2D hill climb games you played as a kid
ye those 15 MB games
When ur being suck out
Hey all
@hasty grotto
Seriously that's what it is
:)
👌
@compact willow Karen 😂😂😂 never new that was a thing
I only heard about it just know
Oh hi mark
Indeed.
nice
Reason: Bad word usage
epik supra pic
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Did an oopsie lol
still would prefer NCS
Not me :) but each to their own 😊
@fresh ingot hi bro how r u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcHJodG5hX8, one of my favorites
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@fresh ingot hi bro how r u
@hasty grotto eh
🤔
@fresh ingot oh I like that
: D
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@gilded valley ?
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Yes @gilded valley ?
Finally did it!!! The veneno event is here, looks really good, guaranteed blueprints aannnnddd packs, maybe this is the future of asphalt
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where supercharger roots? x) i'm still nub here @hollow gull
turbo
The pricier, the better
Yep
yes
Showcase suspension and differentials are good too
nice
now all i need to do is
the decal from prostreet
not the red one
the green one
the intro rx-7
yuh
i don't think they have the Veilside kit
ye
was worth a shot
but time to go the cheap way
😦
Wait actually
How are you supposed to escape cops in a Drift car?
you distract them from your smoke
the only thing i don't like is how it sounds
but i still have the stock engine so i can't judge yet
o dam i forgot to tune the exhaust sound
oof
back at it again
lmao
done
r/whoosh
that makes no sense
lv DIE
YEEEEES
i use gimp
i use pixlr x
No copyright infringement intended.
Formula 1 intro with ‘The Chain’ tune by Fleetwood Mac. Also known as the BBC Formula one theme.
just putting this here
rlly underrated
edit
@faint dragon done bye 😏
I dont understand how concepts are suggested in #🏎・car-suggestions
Why suggest the concept of the released real deal.
Why suggest the Alfa Romeo 4C concept when the 4C has been released live in production
Suggesting a concept for an unreleased car, makes sense
But for a car in production, concepts are more like historic moulds
if u don't understand, congratulations u will go to the heaven.
Boi don't take it seriously
most of my edits are done on my phone not on pc
@teal frost so it makes sense to you that people suggest the Veneno concept 2011 when they can just suggest the actual 2011 Veneno
when a9 die but yuo whale in a9
yooo
i just noticed
look at the blanket
you can see sully and his name on it
what a nice detail
@teal cradle it pains me sometimes too
concepts are sometimes better than their production counterpart
i like the old model s
the one with the black mouth
i want a black mouthed model 3 and model y
no strangers to love
the rules, and so do i
👀
it just had to trip when i was far ahead of everyone by like 4 seconds
still won luckily
the 5$ is a sale
By a corgi.
oh no
He's got a gun license
It's not my dog I'm not old enough to buy a gun but I would do something like that as a joke
48 hours of hell
woa the f word
Reason: inappropriate meme

guys
is that tilke's new tilkedrom
with 90 degree turns and no istanbul turn 4??
it looks like the newest f1 street circuit
What do u mean ?
I am sorry brother i really didnt get what you r talking
Are you talking about mp ?
no
Then
the circuit ford gt fanboi designed
@floral copper lol
Lol
Reason: Bad word usage
🤔
Mongkey
intersting
when monky
uh oh
5
This FAQ covers frequently asked questions about the Legend Pass & the Premium Grand Prix Pack.
What are the benefits of Legends Pass?
While you get bonu
While you get bonu
bonu
Hmm maybe u can contact cc
@stray plinth 100 infractions, without triggering a perma ban! I am officially the king now 😄
It’s good good -Radal
I haven't been ads for two days, why?
cccrrrrrriiinggeeee
ok.
@faint dragon why are you revealing the face of your dad
If you don’t respect the rules, the rules won’t respect you.
yeah but too short
yea lacks straights
mine is too short
inspired by Nordschleife
oh you mean der karussel
Lmao
that last thing is just an inspiration from sepang turn 1 and 2
legit imma made a track with only small corner
Have fun
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