🪄・off-topic

[mystic ember]

Yea

[odd geode]

nice

[mystic ember]

You’re in Central Europe?

[haughty merlin]

Think that's late?

I usually fall asleep at like 03 when I'm trying to pull an all nighter

[odd geode]

France (we're supposed to be enemies)

[odd geode]

bruh idk how y'all can sleep late

[mystic ember]

Oh I see

Immediate hostility activated

[odd geode]

lmao

[haughty merlin]

just find a way of entertainment

[mystic ember]

[haughty merlin]

For me it's music and reels

These keep me up for a long time during the night

[odd geode]

i legit fell asleep watching anime

[haughty merlin]

lol

[odd geode]

but for some reason i alway wakes up at 6 or 7 am

[haughty merlin]

I once fell asleep when I was listening to a math study video

[haughty merlin]

Same it's kinda annoying fr

[odd geode]

bruh

[haughty merlin]

My mom wakes up much later

[odd geode]

sometimes yes sometimes it saves my life

[odd geode]

same

[haughty merlin]

And idk how to prepare a breakfast unless I'm desperate

so I've to starve for hours 💔

[odd geode]

last i got breakfast i was in high-school

[haughty merlin]

That's insane

[odd geode]

yeah i just finished high-school like a month ago

[haughty merlin]

yall gotta fix the alien typa schedule you got 💔

[normal cave]

i have no schedule

[haughty merlin]

Me who's about to start high school

[normal cave]

i live life

[haughty merlin]

Yeah I'm a baby

Pls no bully

[odd geode]

nah it's fine

[haughty merlin]

was jk but I'm excited ngl

[normal cave]

im 1 second old bro

[odd geode]

i look 16 irl so we aren't so far

[normal cave]

[haughty merlin]

How was it in the womb 💔

[odd geode]

no way

[normal cave]

it was very womb

[haughty merlin]

I'm 14 but I barely look 14 lol

[normal cave]

im 13 but uh

i look over grown

[odd geode]

bruh

[haughty merlin]

I'm 14 but my voice isn't that deep

[normal cave]

kek

[haughty merlin]

I hate this trait of mine

My voice isn't deep

[normal cave]

if someone gets slapped by ur hand he isnt waking up for 3 months

[haughty merlin]

I mean it's not anime girl type of bad but still not great

[normal cave]

[odd geode]

it's so weird to think that i'll be in college in 2 month, i remember being in middle school playing my school pc and installing linux on my usb stick 😭

[haughty merlin]

I remember playing roblox with my friends on 5th grade

Time passes so fast fr

[odd geode]

fr

[normal cave]

i remember...

running at 5 years old in italy

[odd geode]

i remeber playing asphalt 5 when i was 5 bruh

[normal cave]

i remember playing Asphalt 8 and understand nothing

[odd geode]

same

[normal cave]

at 7 i think

[odd geode]

so in 2019...

[normal cave]

i remember how happy i was in 2020 buying renault clio in asphalt nutro

[haughty merlin]

Need to find myself a new hobby

[normal cave]

yea ig

[odd geode]

make music

[normal cave]

i have no hobby tbh

its boring

[odd geode]

you'll be poor but at least you'll get the fun

[amber tapir]

randomperson__21 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[haughty merlin]

9th is 14 Here so no ban yeah?

[odd geode]

bruh

[odd geode]

wdym?

[haughty merlin]

9th grade here is 14 so incase a moderator thought I'm below 13

[normal cave]

icl rr3 is fun

[haughty merlin]

14-13 is 9th grade I'm 14

[odd geode]

oh ok, in my country we use a different system that's why i didn't get it first

[haughty merlin]

yeah

[normal cave]

here 9th grade is like 15-16 i think

[haughty merlin]

makes more sense lol

13 sounds pretty young when you think about it

14 is where I consider teenage years

To start

[odd geode]

in my country 9th grade is the 3rd grade

makes sens for us at least...

[median robin]

nooo bro remember the Eurotunnel 😭

[haughty merlin]

what

💔

[normal cave]

school starts at 7 so

considering someone born at like January or February

1st grade 7-8 years old
2nd grade 8-9 years old
3rd grade 9-10 years old
4th grade 10-11 years old
5th grade 11-12 years old
6th grade 12-13 years old
7th grade 13-14 years old
8th grade 14-15 years old
9th grade 15-16 years old

some start it at 6

[haughty merlin]

Here school can start as early as 5 I think

[normal cave]

5?!

[haughty merlin]

Not too bad

[normal cave]

wild

[haughty merlin]

Nah

Not that bad fr

I definitely wouldn't call a 5 yo a toddler

[odd geode]

Bruh wth school kinda starts at 3 but we count it at 5/6

[normal cave]

dang what

here kids start at 6-7

[haughty merlin]

Pre-school?

speaking of schools

[normal cave]

kindergarten?

i didnt do kindergarten at all tbh

[haughty merlin]

Bullying is so overlooked 😔 💔

It needs more attention

[haughty merlin]

Useless

Socializing with the kids on your neighborhood if you have any is as good if not better

[normal cave]

bro i got bullied at 1st grade and teacher saw me getting bullied but didnt care at all

bruh

i dont socialize with kids in my neighbourhood cause..

[haughty merlin]

That's sad

[normal cave]

theyre are like 10 bro

not hating on age but

they wouldnt accept at all

[haughty merlin]

don't use they're and are on the same sentence

They're means they are

🤓

[normal cave]

Eeee

[odd geode]

Idk mix of both, in France we call this "maternel" and every 3yr old is forced to do it

[normal cave]

i never say theyre are, ifk why i said that 💀

[odd geode]

I forgot to replay

[haughty merlin]

Man I wish I stayed at Morocco a bit longer before moving to turkiye

[odd geode]

L teacher

[haughty merlin]

I could've learnt french

[normal cave]

here we have kindergarten like 3 years old, i did few months but my mom removed me from it cause i got sick af from kindergarten

[haughty merlin]

I moved at like 5

[normal cave]

ill learn french next grade

[odd geode]

At least you got german

[haughty merlin]

No

[amber tapir]

melodex324 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[odd geode]

Sad

[haughty merlin]

A very tiny tiny tiny bit of Moroccan arabic

And turkish

And English

These are all I know

[odd geode]

You don't have others languages?

[normal cave]

I know

English
Albanian
Italian
a bit of spanish

[haughty merlin]

I used to speak Arabic well but over time I forgot it because I didn't speak it regularly

Not even with my mom

[normal cave]

most of spanish i just understand but cant write it at all

[haughty merlin]

No

[odd geode]

I wanted to learn Italian in middle school but since I was learning German with English on top I was too lazy to start learning

[haughty merlin]

thought of learning Russian at some point

[normal cave]

In the private school i had they made us learn english at 1st grade

imagine bro, english not even our native language, such a bad education cause a 1st grader cant understand english if its not his native language, i couldnt understand hell about it, even letters like A B C

[odd geode]

NGL I've been learning German since I was like 10/11 and I suck

[haughty merlin]

Buddy

You HAVE to acquire a language

Not learn it

[normal cave]

german is hard

[odd geode]

Same here in France but it's in public school

[haughty merlin]

Expose yourself to lots of German content,discord with translation and stuff

You will learn it eventually

[normal cave]

My mom learnt german in high school i think, she learnt it well but now she forgot it

[haughty merlin]

acquire*

[normal cave]

like i did with italian

[haughty merlin]

You will say "it spawned in my head"

[haughty merlin]

Can you speak it though

[normal cave]

I just learnt italian as a baby from piano toys and animes in italian

[haughty merlin]

Or is it just theoretical

[odd geode]

It's hard bcz I forget words

[normal cave]

yes

[haughty merlin]

Gang why am I speaking like a nerd today 💔

[normal cave]

cuz u are a 🈷️

[odd geode]

I've been to Germany 2 times, I can understand a bit but I feel like I should've been fluent instead of being B2

[normal cave]

italian isnt hard cause mostly words are spoken like written

and theres no weird letters

[haughty merlin]

Unlike English

Like bro

[odd geode]

Italian would be easy as a french dude since a lot of word are legit the same

[haughty merlin]

Why not call it eemola

And much more examples

tea is pronounced tee or ti

Why not call it that

💔

Why is pronounced whai why not call it that and it goes on

[odd geode]

Bruh

[haughty merlin]

What

am I wrong

[odd geode]

No you ain't

[normal cave]

also albanian has words that are spoken like written

But albanian is way way harder CAUSE of the grammar.

Not if u dive deep into it but its just hard cause it also has ë and ç as letters but even double letters like

SH
ZH
NJ
TH
RR

also grammar is so confusing in albanian even albanians struggle to understand it and in some grammatical stuff some teachers struggle too even with theyre professional

(yap alert)

[haughty merlin]

Turkish is so easy when compared to all this 😭

Our letters are easy to pronounce except Ğ

But Ğ rarely has an use

[odd geode]

First time I see this letter

[haughty merlin]

There's also

Ç

But this one's also rarely used

[odd geode]

We have this ç

[haughty merlin]

Oh cool

[odd geode]

Kinda same for us

but it's used in some words that we use daily

[haughty merlin]

A is probably the most used letter in turkish

[odd geode]

Like "ça va" which means "how's it going"

[haughty merlin]

"Naber?" Means the same thing

It has an A

[normal cave]

just the structure with sentences is already hard with

lemme translate cuz idk how to say in english

In my Albanian language book I had to show the structure of the sentence, but there was a part that is taught in 7th-8th grade, for the rethanors from the indirect object pronouns to find out from the noun if it is abstract or not

[haughty merlin]

Bro

[amber tapir]

vroomsphoenix. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty merlin]

yapper level 92829922

[normal cave]

aaaaaa

i forgot its not hov

[odd geode]

Lmao

[normal cave]

i said the s word

[odd geode]

Bro speak Fluent yapanese 🥀

[haughty merlin]

I don't remember ordering a yappachino

🗣️

[normal cave]

uh

u wanna see a big yap i made

lemme take it

[odd geode]

Ye

[haughty merlin]

Bro graduated from the university of yappington

[haughty merlin]

Pretty sure you're gonna get warned lol

[odd geode]

Btw I'm wondering how I learned english

[haughty merlin]

probably just spawned in your head because you watched lots of English content and used it a lot

[odd geode]

Peak yap

[normal cave]

i learned from uh

70% spawned in ma head
29% from movies games etc
1% from school

[haughty merlin]

Me
%90 from translator (chatted with people on discord 2021 to 2022)
%10 from yt

[odd geode]

TBF it didn't spawned in my head

[haughty merlin]

So uh I started using a translator in late 2020 or early 21 and chat with people

Then

[normal cave]

1% is already a lot

maybe 0.1% from school

2 words

[haughty merlin]

In 2022 summer I realized I was able to speak without a translator

[normal cave]

Garlic and ox

nothing else

[haughty merlin]

Although very faulty

But I kept improving it

And it evolved to today

[normal cave]

same

[odd geode]

I think I learned a lot of english in your 3 or 4th grade equivalent since my teacher was canadian

[haughty merlin]

That's good

Ngl usually school barely teaches you any English

[odd geode]

And mostly Minecraft videos in early middle school

[normal cave]

i learned english at like 10 maybe

during 2022

2021

[odd geode]

Same but for 4 yrs sooner

[normal cave]

wth

my discord crashed

[haughty merlin]

Vro learnt English at like 6

thats uhh

Wild

[odd geode]

I was like 13/14 at the time

[haughty merlin]

Why do non native English speakers always speak as good as native speakers lol

except accent

I'm struggling to pronounce "better"

[odd geode]

So it would be at 9/10 yrs old

[haughty merlin]

I sound French apparently 🥀

[normal cave]

phoenix running very slowly kek

[odd geode]

This is so fr, I can barely say the English R

[haughty merlin]

Yeah man I keep rolling it

[normal cave]

Oh god the R

I couldnt say the R in albanian

[haughty merlin]

I either have to say it in the British accent "bettuh" or make it sound awful

[odd geode]

you said you lived in Morocco for a bit, that might be why.

[normal cave]

i would try to say tre to say three and i would say tle

[odd geode]

Same

[normal cave]

chinese ppl cant say R i think and say L

[haughty merlin]

Didn't learn French though

Don't think I even went to school in Morocco

I don't even think*

[odd geode]

Ok

[haughty merlin]

That was cold

🥀

[odd geode]

But I was thinking about the accent bruh

Not the language

[haughty merlin]

I listen to my commentary

It's uhh

[odd geode]

I have a Moroccan friend and his accent when he speaks english is almost like the french accent

[haughty merlin]

Not that bad but sometimes it's really bad I can't understand it myself

[odd geode]

Dayum

[normal cave]

Tbh i dont think my voice is really deep if i dont have like cracks at all

[odd geode]

Yeah they struggle with the R

[normal cave]

i was like them for a while

[haughty merlin]

I also struggle

[normal cave]

then i learnt to say R

at like 6 or 7

[haughty merlin]

I still can't say it properly lol

forget the R I stutter when talking

[normal cave]

say AR

[haughty merlin]

🥀 💔

[normal cave]

AR

[odd geode]

Same for me

It felt weird for me to say the R for some reason

[haughty merlin]

Do you guys stutter when talking too? Not natural stutter mine is more like

-should i say this word?
-nah ok imma say this one
-nah imma change
So I end up with a messy and stuttery sentence

It's been happening a lot

[odd geode]

Almost like I was saying a tong twister

[normal cave]

me too lol

[haughty merlin]

I lost my ability to speak properly recently I feel like

[odd geode]

Sometimes but not always

[normal cave]

sometimes i still stutter to like say

BARREL ROLL fast

i get messed up and say Barel lor

[haughty merlin]

Barel lor 😔

Man

[normal cave]

barelor

[haughty merlin]

Those words hit me deep

[normal cave]

i cant say barrel roll quickly

[haughty merlin]

Just tried
I can't if I say it back to back,tricky

I either mess it up,or my accent slips out

[odd geode]

When I think too much, my brain get used at like 110% and mixes things up. The fact that I somehow can talk about something think about something else and think while thinking about another something else doesn't help my case

[haughty merlin]

haha

[normal cave]

if i think about something and speak st same time i say what am thinking

[haughty merlin]

that's weird lol

[odd geode]

I just say a barwelwohl

[haughty merlin]

Now this is

Normal

Like I'm writing something

But thinking of something else atm

[normal cave]

at all i cant speak english too fast

[haughty merlin]

I say what I'm thinking

It's silly

[normal cave]

i get messed up and spell the words like theyre wrotten

[odd geode]

Same but only when I write things not when I talk

[haughty merlin]

I did vc with some guys

and commentaries on some asphalt 8 videos

My accent isn't terrible but man do I mess up HARD sometimes

[normal cave]

i mess up words with too many R and Ls at same time

like Barrel Roll

[haughty merlin]

If the server let us sent voice recording I'd show you guys

[normal cave]

same

dont act like i havent heard ur voice-

[haughty merlin]

Anyways imma hop off

It was a nice late night chat

So uhh yeah uhhh bye

Good Night

[odd geode]

I can only speak in English fast for some reason, might be bcz I'm used to talk fast

Good night guys see ya

[normal cave]

Uh at all i cant speak any language fast

maybe except albanian sometimes

even with albanian i stutter if i talk too too fast

[solemn salmon]

Gangstar Vegas experience : ad immediately pop up when i just opened game and didn't do anything

[obtuse hornet]

IF ANYONE HERE PLAYS GROW A GARDEN BY ANY CHANCE SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS SCAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDdVl9MEQE

[faint dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q1ROPd3U4WU?si=tW4YHnuj1f7WpO0E

[gray moat]

dns.adguard.com

no problem

[teal frost]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DLu1yYXtHUE/?igsh=ZzQ4MGs2c2JhaGJp

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[solemn crag]

it's race week

[calm hollow]

share if you're a true ra

[sharp frost]

【【神必】 Fastest Car OC* 尖塔耸立 56.1-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/dvcAQCJ

[stone meadow]

thats cra`y

584 with normal

588 with sw boost

[sharp frost]

Even surpassed 600

[hoary marlin]

When you start to listen LP?

[teal frost]

2024 where they made a comeback with new members

[hoary marlin]

I listen them since 2007

[stone meadow]

@cedar gyro

@wraith hill

[amber tapir]

gamdite__alt_mothbolled_29736389 has been banned

Reason: pedo alt

[obsidian widget]

pfp 🥀

[chilly bough]

🥀

[hoary marlin]

Armstrong deserves this as an actual ending in metal gear

[sick sail]

in an alternate universe

id like to think that Armstrong is the most absolute unit amongst the trainers

[median robin]

do it ourself irl ahh

[desert night]

How??? Lmaooo

[thorn rock]

So like

Is asphalt 8 dead now

[teal frost]

@blazing summit ?

[thin relic]

🤨

[floral jay]

can i post my new music video here

[thin relic]

I mean it's off topic so I think so

[mellow hound]

Eating this for lunch. Pray for me fr

[civic dock]

@lofty trail Do u live near a rem station?

[solemn crag]

alpine

[obsidian widget]

in an alternate universe, asphalt 8 had featured these in the game (some of la show concepts i like)

[median robin]

Chrome plating = f u t u r e

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[floral jay]

https://youtu.be/SmRXOlwprL4?si=HepE7xLw78sOoLhM

hope yall like it

[craggy arrow]

Am I cooked?

[brisk cypress]

What

[faint dragon]

i am gonna throw my keyboard in the toilot

[remote harness]

Me after I won the war in the bathroom:

[calm hollow]

yeah
but also this isn't a place to discuss asphalt legends, #🏎・general and other channels is

im not sure you're allowed to discuss modding al in this server at all

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/noodleawesome.bsky.social/post/3ltmvx5iwcs2j

Noodle 🍜 (@noodleawesome.bsky.social)

Reposts

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Likes

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birb

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/dSDpoobO6yM?si=XlWeUXB-KzmYzUVO

[zealous topaz]

#🐈・pets

[lean coral]

Alright

[lean coral]

Thanks for that

[maiden lotus]

My parents were near when this plays on

[zealous topaz]

<@&469459051105878016> This guy is posting nsfw. Warn him

[dull widget]

I didn't check the link but I'm assuming it's one of those weird ads you get on Android, refrain from posting them please

[zealous topaz]

Please read the rules first. No stuff like that

[median robin]

[maiden lotus]

GG

[maiden lotus]

Rule for us not for game ads 🤡

[zealous topaz]

I meant discord server rules

[sonic cape]

you were responsible of sending the ads

silly kid

[maiden lotus]

Wow absolute cinema

[sonic cape]

well sure acts like one

[wraith hill]

chill

[sonic cape]

ok

[calm hollow]

ads should be reported in #🎞・ad-issues btw

make sure to read the pins first

on mobile it's channel name at the top - pins tab
idk why they buried them so deep on mobile

[unique raptor]

Silent unnerfed Stereo madness in progress

[final crane]

What should I do exactly? I don't usually send emails idk

[calm hollow]

reply button

at the bottom

[thin relic]

Attach the discord screenshots for the anniversary stuff, and just say you didn't get any of the mentioned rewards

[final crane]

I mean what should I write in ( To : )

[thin relic]

Use reply button 🤨

[final crane]

This is replay button 💔

[calm hollow]

can you record video of where you're pressing

[thin relic]

It definitely isn't if it's not copying the email....

[wary halo]

whoever EVER played asphalt 8, should try a8 : retry

[final crane]

Welp it fixed. Is that enough btw?

[calm hollow]

yeah i think it should be

actually wait

did you send them the player id

or is that part of the form

[final crane]

In the first email. I send an email so the auto replay email appeared asking for more detail as in the picture. So I sent them those

[calm hollow]

alright, then it should be fine

if they need more, they'll ask for more

[final crane]

Imagine them saying nah you ain't getting the rewards 💀

[final crane]

Yeah ig so

[slate folio]

thanks gameloft

[dense portal]

Hulk Hogan died aged 71

[wary halo]

dude it didnt give me the thing

😭

[slate folio]

It told me it was for their 20th anniversary

[civic dock]

I meant the other @subtle merlin

[subtle merlin]

i dont think so
maybe

[faint dragon]

We might get the S2 trailer today

[calm hollow]

they had a couple of q&as last june and in december last year. maybe you can find your answers in #dev-qa-december-2024 and #dev-qa-june-2025

[chilly bough]

differance between alu augt and real augt

[civic dock]

Cuz in a few months, the one next to me will open (deux montagne Line)

[subtle merlin]

nice

[teal frost]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSS1JCQUL/

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[wild vault]

@visual mantle me muted

[visual mantle]

bruh.. I'll unmute you so u can react and then mute u again

[wild vault]

deserved

[wild vault]

bruh I have 50 min left

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/awb-EXkrWhc?si=DgQoB69HYezy_bNi

[midnight basalt]

@sullen mountain

[twilit lagoon]

@sullen mountain this is what I have as of right now

[sullen mountain]

Ty man

[twilit lagoon]

Yes I have her engine lol

[sullen mountain]

U got her w engine...

[midnight basalt]

zzz mentioned

[sullen mountain]

Brother I did everything but I couldnt get it

[sullen mountain]

Peak game

[twilit lagoon]

Since I started during 1.7 I basically didn't spend a single polychrome
This cause me to have 15+ encrypted tape + 22k polychromes farmed, all f2p

[sullen mountain]

I started back in 1.2

Hehe im ur senior ig

[twilit lagoon]

Real xd

[midnight basalt]

are these stats good? (sending it here cuz I can’t in general)

[sullen mountain]

Even though im quite happy that i couldnt

Cuz I was able to get miyabi's W engine this way

[sullen mountain]

How...

[twilit lagoon]

I have pan yinhu and this is what he is at right now. I'm working on his skills since they need upgrading

[sullen mountain]

mine is still lvl 1😭😭

[midnight basalt]

been playing for a while

[twilit lagoon]

His Dodge will be ignored since that's useless + saving resources

[sullen mountain]

Didn't even bother to touch him

[midnight basalt]

(at least 3 years on this account)

[sullen mountain]

WHAT

Bro i started mine 1 year ago...

[twilit lagoon]

Lastly, I'll replace pulchra with fufu

[midnight basalt]

lol

[sullen mountain]

Wait no actually august 2023

[midnight basalt]

been playing when it was still called A9

[twilit lagoon]

Ignore the fact fufu skills are lv 1 btw 😭

[sullen mountain]

Crashing it is reasonable for me now right?

[twilit lagoon]

Perhaps lol

[sullen mountain]

Her impact isn't high

[twilit lagoon]

Yeah because she doesn't rely on it

[sullen mountain]

U focused on her ATK

Welp i dont even have her what can I say🥲

I went all out when she came cuz there was Caesar with her

But uses what

Guess*

The game said no no here take another grace

(Imagine not being able to pull nekomata)
(Thats me fr)

I just wanted Caesar mann

I needed my wholesome tomboy romcom lover

[twilit lagoon]

That's due to her core passive

[sullen mountain]

(She my wife)

[sullen mountain]

Ohh I see

[twilit lagoon]

She boosts all allies crit damage based of how many atk points she has

[sullen mountain]

Welp I didnt actually like playing her cuz it felt more like spam which im not fond of

So seeing other with her just makes me happy

[twilit lagoon]

Tiger road effect grants 20% crit damage + if her atk is 2.8k+, every additional 100 atk adds 5% crit damage, up to 30% max. This makes it a total of 50% crit damage boost

And this can be kept upright permanently

[sullen mountain]

She's. Quite OP😭

[twilit lagoon]

To maximize her buff, she needs almost 3.4k atk

Which is extremely difficult to have xd

So they usually recommend to have 3.1k atk

[sullen mountain]

I cant even imagine how much time it took u for the disc drives

[twilit lagoon]

Having fufu to have both 50% crit rate and 3.1k+ atk is difficult to maintain

[twilit lagoon]

Funny enough, during my grind for disc drives for yi xuan (this was way before ju fufu came), I just kept the king of summit discs and all 4 happened to have the stats ju fufu needed 😭

It was like, ju fufu was meant to be on my team

I keep saying yo instead of Yi

[sullen mountain]

This is how im feeling rn

Anyway dw abt it

Congratulations man

Hope u get more characters the more u play

Also I hope u keep enjoying the game

[sullen mountain]

Autocorrect maybe

[twilit lagoon]

Nah it's probably my typing

I type so fast on mobile

[sullen mountain]

I have ab average type speed tbh

[twilit lagoon]

Indeed that's what I am doing. Once my main team is fully upgraded, I'll focus on a secondary team

Which will probably be anomaly type

[sullen mountain]

U getting miyabi?

Cuz she's still meta

[twilit lagoon]

Not sure

[sullen mountain]

Tbh I dont actually care about meta characters or whatnot

I just pull for the characters i like

[twilit lagoon]

I could try but I have to see what characters I have since I'm f2p

That are suitable for her

[sullen mountain]

Im also f2p

[twilit lagoon]

Noice

[sullen mountain]

My main team is
Miyabi
Vivian
Astra

Got em all f2p

My luck is good when it comes to 50/50s

I only lose 50/50s when I want an agent SO BADLY

[twilit lagoon]

Epic

[sullen mountain]

Example: Caesar

[twilit lagoon]

I lost a 50/50 too.... Nekomata xd

[sullen mountain]

I wish this happens to me man.

I never lost a single 50/50 to that annoying cat

[twilit lagoon]

I was doing some pulls for Astra and lost her xd

But eh I didn't care because that lose also brought ju fufu

[sullen mountain]

Dang bro

[sullen mountain]

I wish I didnt go to the W engine of yixuan

If I didnt i could've gotten Caesar

But oh well

Its not good to dwell on it

[twilit lagoon]

It happens lol

You'll get her engine soon lol

Now this seems viable for me. I have lycaon, his engine, and soukaku

I don't have soukaku engine though

[sullen mountain]

I have all 3 with engines

This seems perfect tbh😭

I js remembered

Dude i played Deadly Assault before using miyabi's engine

And after using her engine

a staggering 10k difference.

10k score difference

Like dayum

[twilit lagoon]

Dang

Tbf miyabi and xuan are on par

[sullen mountain]

0 mindset? Yeah thats true

But if were talking M6W5

Then nah miyabi actually is cooking

Im not a glazer but im saying this with the statistic

[twilit lagoon]

True. Idk how miyabi would do against the miasma enemies

But I'm sure she does great

[sullen mountain]

Actually

Thats her only weakness

As u can see

[twilit lagoon]

Yeah because they get insane defense buff

[sullen mountain]

Also

[twilit lagoon]

Sheer force is the only way to deal damage and bypass the defense

[sullen mountain]

They have ice resistance

[twilit lagoon]

True

Which makes miyabi more difficult against them

[sullen mountain]

Yeah

Every agent has his own ups and downs

[twilit lagoon]

So technically yi xuan is the only option to challenge them

[sullen mountain]

And every agent has a section they do great at

[sullen mountain]

Yeah

But not fully

She can be the best to challenge them

But other characters can also do so but not as good as her

[twilit lagoon]

True

[sullen mountain]

Yk... im sad

Orphie is gonna be a fire attacker...

😭

I hopes she was atleast rupture.

But nah she's an attacker

And manato is the rupture agent

A-rank

Not even S

And he's a fire rupture

[twilit lagoon]

Is it rumored?

[sullen mountain]

Confirmed

[twilit lagoon]

Ik in the chapter 2 of season 2, the AI used him and he is 100% fire

[twilit lagoon]

O

[sullen mountain]

Istg hoyo has 2 fav elements and they are: fire and electric

[twilit lagoon]

Let's hope manato is actually good

[sullen mountain]

Yeah

But yk what the rumor is?

Isolde is gonna die next patch

WHYYY

[twilit lagoon]

Because right now, pan yinhu is currently the only a rank dominating the shiyu defense and deadly assault (both his usage rate there are above 50%)

Meaning pan yinhu is the best a rank everyone can have

[sullen mountain]

I did NOT know that

Welp ig im upgrade him later

But still hoyo has a way to give us trauma

[twilit lagoon]

He's literally an a rank shoved in the s rank field xd

[sullen mountain]

Crazy

[twilit lagoon]

It's mainly due to his sheer force buff

540 without m6

[sullen mountain]

WHAT

[twilit lagoon]

And 720 with m6

[sullen mountain]

...

....

Yeah

I'll definitely upgrade yinhu later

[twilit lagoon]

Pan yinhu has extremely limited team options because he only supports rupture agents

[twilit lagoon]

He's easy to build. Just have 3k atk (since his sheer force buff scales off that) and you'll be good to go

[sullen mountain]

... how do I even have 3k attack.

[twilit lagoon]

Hold on let me show you the build I have him

[twilit lagoon]

He's makes Yi xuan a monster with this buff

And this buff can be upright permanently

[twilit lagoon]

That's his build I have on him

[sullen mountain]

I see

Ty

U truly "enlightened" me "meridianly"

Then

I'll go now

I still haven't completed the summer event

Im more into the game story than I thought tbh

I like stories and the game just has one which is special and not like a plagiarised stuff

Tbh nowadays most story are those "reincarnated" "regressed" type and thats just boring atp

So yeah the game has a totally different feel to it

And also the quality time just makes the agents sound more real and thats something I like

[twilit lagoon]

Indeed

[reef bobcat]

scare

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/QgSsrCVGKP4?si=NmaGuJsBh5YEYf3s

[half stone]

How to download asphalt 4

Had to buy it 😭

+2

[chilly bough]

heart attack simulator

[reef bobcat]

oh thanks I was worried it wasnt scary enough

made it myself

[dusky canopy]

💀 Impossible for humans ig..

[sage notch]

if basically all things on earth come from universe, so human is just universe trying to experience itself?

[reef bobcat]

the only thing I want to experience is pizza

[dusky canopy]

Even GPT gave up

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dj-pizza-gif-9668172954745582822

[dusky canopy]

Wtf 💀
What are we doing in this world lol

[hollow ginkgo]

I have a question.. does a tool like auto hotkey count as a cheat in asphalt 9?

[dusky canopy]

Me in online classes be like

[hard crater]

dude don't play this anymore they are making it too p2w

also why -credits

[crimson lichen]

Unlocked

[dusky canopy]

Bullying traffic 😂⛔

[normal cave]

ad blocker

only new cars p2w cause of treasure rushes

u can start with career to unlock TLEs and get the e tron and pro it with ads

ok the e tron is slow but if u get enough tokens u can buy countach and pro it with ads

now car is faster and a king of the bracket

u can do elite easily, grind tokens and fusion coins and wait for events, usually they make good events for halloween and anniversary, enough tokens and with good luck in the events u can get a s class car a b or c, here u go, play also treasure rushes to get free direct uprades to pro the cars

5-5-5-5 with fucs and 5-5-5-5 with direct upgrades, and here u go, a car proed for each bracket which is mid / good

done good progress while f2p, im f2p also.

@placid glen

its not that hard as a f2p

its just very grindy

and rng

[crimson lichen]

🇪🇸 Unlocked

[stone meadow]

@tawdry vigil @wraith hill

i would ask you why nsfw images

and I aint answering to your questions allat

[clear meteor]

What is happening here

[half stone]

Uh, idc i still enjoy it in my own Way

[hard crater]

i do too but painfully

[obsidian widget]

huh

[hard crater]

with VIP 15 hackers...

[half stone]

Yea 1860 is just an awful bracket

[normal cave]

nah, its not that p2w for basic cars, its p2w for new cars, u just needa grind

[hard crater]

well for the basic cars it is really boring and takes way too long

To finish a race

[crimson lichen]

+ epic

[normal cave]

Nah i mean, average/good cars for their brackets, Like

1320 - Countach (ez to get)
1410 - BMW M6 (ez to get)
1500 - Ferrari 599 (ez to get)
1590 - Aston Martin Speedster / lambo gallardo (ez to get)
1680 - Aventador Coupe (ez to get from ads)
1770 - SVJ (ez to get)
1860 - Devel / Trevita ( ez to get )

[crimson lichen]

🔓

[hard crater]

you will need a lot of tokens and fc though you can only get 200 tokens per day

[normal cave]

200 per day is enough, 1 month will give u an s class

[earnest pilot]

Compressed

[calm hollow]

that's asphalt legends, right? not the chinese version?

you shouldn't post it in off topic

you have a silver role so you're definitely lv5+, you can just post it in #🏎・general or whatever

the second one is a gift they gave to everyone btw, the announcement is in #📰・game-news somewhere

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/8P09rxVaQAM?si=gQFnxL16XqvkUHLA

[crimson lichen]

[hard crater]

still too much when looking back 🙃

[teal frost]

#🪄・off-topic message
#🪄・off-topic message
#🪄・off-topic message
@cedar gyro AL in this channel

@velvet hollow

[velvet hollow]

@slate folio@crimson lichen@bright prairie this channel is not for Asphalt Legends, don't use it to bypass your lack of perms to post media in general , thanks

[prime jasper]

Who here has been to juvenile detention before?

[calm hollow]

funny thing is, 2/3 of those do have image perms, they have silver and bronze roles. i'm confused by that

[median robin]

U forgot to put your emoji.. why???

[blazing summit]

anyone here play blacket?

[elfin zinc]

Omgg so generous

:0

[prime jasper]

Bruh

[plush sinew]

#🏎・general or #📅・events

this is for off-topic

[elfin zinc]

I cannot post pics there bruh

[inner bough]

Level 5

[elfin zinc]

Ohh

Aight

[next ether]

If you ever thing you’re useless, just remember:
Overclocked lancer

[teal frost]

more and more asphalt legends in #🪄・off-topic

[calm hollow]

did you read what happened literally above you smh

[boreal yarrow]

Hulk Hogan, the wrestling legend, has passed away yesterday.

My condolence to his family.

[next ether]

overclocked lancer and free gt3 continental can be useless together

[calm hollow]

you ignored this chunk of text

[blazing summit]

Brotein shake put this in #⚡・community-media or sum

[calm hollow]

im listening to like a dragon infinite wealth's soundtrack and they didn't have to go THAT hard for goddamn sojimaru
(i don't own iw yet, too broke + haven't finish yakuza like a dragon yet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL01XKneEhE

[faint dragon]

Is this a better Alien 👽 car?? It's constant remain top speed 507km/hr

[wispy dome]

so generous

[wispy dome]

🙂

(:

[wispy dome]

28th car and 43 blueprints in one day

[normal cave]

average balkans temp drops:

[median robin]

Normal bruh

[sturdy grotto]

G

[pale obsidian]

Is this good quality?

[pale obsidian]

Is this 🔥?

[celest crow]

very lit

thag is so nice

that*

[pale obsidian]

i took it with an iphone se gen 2💀

[celest crow]

how

lol

[pale obsidian]

give me a moment

[celest crow]

alright

[pale obsidian]

This would be the answer

[celest crow]

ohh

that’s why it looks so epic

also nice keyboard and the other things :D

[pale obsidian]

thanks

[jagged mica]

huracanda spam but not really

[sonic cape]

there's a channel dedicated to cars literally below this channel

[wheat dagger]

Is that an A9 ui mod?

[teal frost]

A9 China Version

[wheat dagger]

Ah ok

[sonic cape]

teio is so real for this

[jagged mica]

I forgot where it is

ok I’ll go there

oh I don’t have it enabled

thanks for reminding

[dapper cedar]

[median robin]

Bakushin??

[sonic cape]

Teio

[chilly bough]

switch2

[median robin]

plush

[hard crater]

now this is the most wanted

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-slow-down-so-slow-down-boy-slow-down-solluminati-young-thung-solluminati-boy-slow-down-gif-16785807712341420508

[calm hollow]

this dog jumpscared me several times while i was putting money on my card
it's also mirrored on the other side, which you can see in the reflection on the door inside actually

[crimson lichen]

double unlocking

[calm hollow]

man i need a new gpu

too bad i'm broke

nothing top-of-the-line, just better than the rx 570 that i have

it is an 8 gig model so it's still an okay gpu

[devout hull]

@mystic ember idk if this dude is your cousin

[mystic ember]

Yeah he is

He my uncle

[faint dragon]

Grey + Green specs🤑

[marsh plover]

he's my cousin's uncle's grandfather's daughter's brother in law's twice removed cousin's niece's granduncle's cousin

[pale obsidian]

Any recommendations for cars/scenes?

[median robin]

C++ ahh 😭

[normal cave]

according to the song Phoenix by Netrum and Halvorsen i am 34 years old

[frank elk]

Hi guys

Is lead good for human consumption

[craggy arrow]

Yes

[verbal wyvern]

Yo guys i eat uranium regularly for midnight snack

Is this normal

[sage notch]

💀

[ember pendant]

bro wot u talking bout

[halcyon sable]

Chat, I have a question I need to know.

For my fellow mechanics, have any of y’all replaced Cam Phasers on the 3v used in the mustangs? How much of a pain is it?

Can I get by without removing the timing cover?

[sage notch]

Found this from my grandpa storage 💀

[teal frost]

#⚡・community-media message
@dull widget

[dull widget]

Thanks

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/ramiismail.com/post/3luvqynbobc2x that's a shame

Rami Ismail (رامي) (@ramiismail.com)

I have very few people who I genuinely considered heroic for the creative fields, but Kevin MacLeod was one of them. To learn that the "free varied music for whatever you want it for" guy stopped composing and started prompt engineering AI slop for almost a year is the most depressing twist.

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[lapis jungle]

No way.....

[ashen flame]

i mean

it's somewhat relatable

i'm half the time very lucky

but for the wrong things

[amber tapir]

.bulette has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ashen flame]

oh [WORD]

i forgot about that rule mb

in BotW for example i got the entire fierce deity armor set two or three times before getting the [WORD] sword from the amiibo

[ashen flame]

i wanna ride my pocket bike

but i'm not legally allowed to do so

and our backyard isn't big enough

[calm hollow]

i was about to say that the menu looks like bootleg alu and then realized it's disney speedstorm by the same dev studio

https://bsky.app/profile/saladplainzone.bsky.social/post/3luwijdmx322v

Maddy (@saladplainzone.bsky.social)

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

-# Maddy (@saladplainzone.bsky.social)
does anyone have the video where it's the direct guy going For The First Time In Ten Years... and then it's a dog

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Bluesky · Jul 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

[dense seal]

The Eren's Titan

[ashen flame]

oh my god i just realised that it's currently 14:02 here

this day already feels incredibly long

[plush sinew]

bro lives in CEST

[ashen flame]

yeah

and i couldn't sleep this night

which makes it a bit worse

[median robin]

[crimson lichen]

[ashen flame]

time moves so slow yet so fast for me

i don't like this

[outer lily]

@rustic totem

[rustic totem]

Gng how old are you

You don't be pingin for the most random sh 💔

[outer lily]

☠️

11 and half dojo

What's yours?

🥀 just wanna know how much knowledge you have about Shadow Fight 4

[rustic totem]

10.5

[outer lily]

🥶 🙏

Nice

In which server you're currently? As, Na or Eu

[rustic totem]

Gng just go to mutual servers 🥀

[outer lily]

💔

[keen geyser]

Oh damn

Seems like Discord doesn't like apk files

Since it's an old app, Understandable that they'll try to block it.

[cedar gyro]

🥀

[merry dock]

He tried cooking in off topic

[stone meadow]

use google drive

[cedar gyro]

can you upload it to like google drive

[stone meadow]

easy

[cedar gyro]

then send the link here

or send the source as to where you got the apk file from

[keen geyser]

Huh

Is google drive link blocked or something

https:// drive.google.com/file/d/18oqVZ3qjAkTfuOBK3y7dMCD4iEyGoeNW/view?usp=drivesdk

There

[stone meadow]

thanks for virus

[keen geyser]

Just delete the space before drive

[stone meadow]

ban him

[cedar gyro]

can't access it

[keen geyser]

Damn it

[stone meadow]

@cedar gyro ban him for sending fake link

[cedar gyro]

real

[keen geyser]

Let me just search the internet archive

https://archive.org/details/asphalt6_202201

[stone meadow]

bro

it says not compatible

whar

[keen geyser]

There are steps to install this on modern android since Google blocks low target SDK

[stone meadow]

show

but this is samsung im using

quan also sam

e

[keen geyser]

Install this app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=moe.shizuku.privileged.api

Basically a way to use "root" feature without rooting

[stone meadow]

oh this

[cedar gyro]

ts pmo

[keen geyser]

And then this: https://github.com/zacharee/InstallWithOptions/releases

You just need these two apps

[stone meadow]

bro

this app is 2MB

and

it is taking 2 minutes to install this

bruh

[keen geyser]

Idk

[stone meadow]

.

[keen geyser]

Installing old apps is challenging since google blocks them on modern android

[stone meadow]

bro

[keen geyser]

This is the only way

[stone meadow]

discord doesnt load the old messages

tspmo

so uh

what should i do with github

6 minutes to complete 11MB app

😭

[keen geyser]

You wait duh

[stone meadow]

ok

i did finis in shizuku

now what

[keen geyser]

Once you're done with the Shizuku setup, open the "Install with Options" app and check this option.

[stone meadow]

done

[keen geyser]

After that just pick the apk and install

[stone meadow]

ok

[keen geyser]

Congratulations, you've unlocked a way to install any old apps on your modern sophisticated brick.

Asphalt 5, NOVA 2, you name it.

[keen geyser]

What

Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Panang Red Seafood Curry: https://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/international/asian/chinese/panang-red-seafood-curry

Does this works?

Damn it

[stone meadow]

what kinda link is this

[keen geyser]

I can't think of another way

[cedar gyro]

@keen geyser holy moly it worked

[stone meadow]

tf

why does it not work for me

[cedar gyro]

wait what

[keen geyser]

Yeah it's just like that

Just disable the "phone" option if you want

[cedar gyro]

alrightie

[stone meadow]

how

does it not work for me

wtf

[keen geyser]

They used that for voice chat back then

So the permissions are for that feature

[cedar gyro]

it's working

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[keen geyser]

Hell yeah

[stone meadow]

bro

how

[keen geyser]

Did you really do the Shizuku setup?

[cedar gyro]

nvm

[cedar gyro]

I did

[keen geyser]

Huh

https:// drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1tkZiR02ufSu0mq_Si3O_XcIMpbLiGz_1/1RfEgAKKb1oUWGdb93MEFVCp_5gyy4TK6?usp=sharing&sort=13&direction=a

This is the holy grail of Asphalt 6. Download the most bottom version.

It's the latest version.

[cedar gyro]

I got the 3.7.0 version now

still not working

[keen geyser]

Try with the new link. It was provided by a user in r/AsphaltLegacy reddit.

They have pretty much preserved the entire mainline asphalt games...

[stone meadow]

Same error

[keen geyser]

Must be samsung stuff

[stone meadow]

but quan is also using samsung

[cedar gyro]

it's not downloading the files unfortunately

[keen geyser]

Must be tied to your processors? There is no workaround besides finding a version of the app compiled for your architecture.

[cedar gyro]

is there a way to just manually download the obb files for the game to work

the servers to download a6 files might not work anymore

[keen geyser]

It still works. Does your phone has a feature that could turn off internet connection for some apps?

[cedar gyro]

I don't think so

[keen geyser]

Like isolating an app from using the internet

Most modern phones has it. Old apps are automatically set to off so it won't connect to internet.

[cedar gyro]

what would that feature be called

[stone meadow]

no hope ig

time to back to cave

[keen geyser]

There's this thread I found in a Samsung site

[stone meadow]

thats for mobile data

[keen geyser]

The first one, the second one is just a workaround

[cedar gyro]

app is allowed to be connected to the internet here

but it's still not downloading the files

[keen geyser]

Weird

Seems like we've hit a roadblock...

If only I could send my working copy

A bit risky, but this is the second place I got my copy other than internet archive.

https:// agmod.org/asphalt-6-adrenaline-hd-v1-0-3-fix-android-14-apk/

_ _

That's it

This one is the final version, guaranteed to work on modern smartphone unlike the previous ones I've listed which require some other workaround, but simpler.

@cedar gyro try this one, only the apk no data needed since again. It downloads from official server. That's how I got it working.

[cedar gyro]

I'll try this one

[keen geyser]

Don't forget to check the internet restriction

[cedar gyro]

for some reason the download is stuck at 6.66/7.46MB

[keen geyser]

Try using different browser?

Sometimes that does happen, not just downloading stuff from that site, but everywhere.

[cedar gyro]

oh now it finished downloading

[keen geyser]

Try it

[cedar gyro]

just switched to mobile data

[keen geyser]

Don't forget to use Install with Options

[cedar gyro]

@keen geyser it's kinda working

[keen geyser]

Just wait until it downloads the assets

Took a while since the server is old as hell

[cedar gyro]

@keen geyser I see the 458