#🪄・off-topic
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A bug just landed on my desklamp and burned to death
pro
He showed this pic already
@smoky solar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BSdreyfSVI&t=4
thaks
Most powerful car from Asphalt 10 will be the Ford Fiesta
Also i got this thing on AX
That’s so fake
r/woooosh
what DID happen? did i miss something?
I mean, at least try to make it real
@velvet hollow #🌊・manga-anime message | off-topic
#🌊・manga-anime message | off-topic
but the point is to be ironic
not to be real
Oh gosh
Leave them alone
because got ping from there
literally every fanmade trailer ever
just use the crew 1 trailer and rebrand it to something else
^ @velvet hollow
Fake alert!
and wait some moment
#🏎・car-suggestions message | not real car
#🏎・car-suggestions message | not real car
which is not real car
@velvet hollow 🦛 | scam link
Lol
rip bozo
screw bozo, the legend is back!!
@faint dragon
https://youtu.be/QaEpYc3YLz4
Regera is Swedish for "To Reign", and this new record extends that reign even further.
The performance of the Regera has been proven over the years on the road and on the track with several lap, acceleration, and braking records, and now it has again broken the 0-400-0 km/h and 0-250-0 mph records for the second time, managing this ultimate tes...
I found my dream car
Im gonna get it irl
It even has 4 seats!!!
nice
good luck
Buggati invented fastest car
where
Here
Latest news
what's it's exact top speed
Wanna see which car can beat
310 mph
3. Bugatti Bolide – 310 mph / 498 kph.
google is always 100% correct 🤓
thrust ssc is more than twice as fast lmaooo
Look this you will die
This is jet plane
Ssc thrust is jet plane
Jet car☠
What kind of car is the Thrust SSC?
ThrustSSC - Wikipedia
British jet car
ThrustSSC, Thrust SSC or Thrust SuperSonic Car is a British jet car developed by Richard Noble, Glynne Bowsher, Ron Ayers, and Jeremy Bliss.
it's still a car my guy
Yes I saw it's jet car
But not faster than me
🗿
🗿
None cars can beat me
bruh moment
oh no
hes actually not capping
:pensivr
e
maybe he isn't
smh
Speed of light😈
Speed of sound
Btw in super form the speed triple
Bye I gt
ssc bloodhound achieved 1000 mph
But my speed is about millions times fast
google saids you go 240 mph less
Cap
oh god
literally saids right here my guy
braindead drama I love it
Nah it says 186.000 per sec
Bye I gtg
No I don't gtg
so what about cars then?
you were talking about the fastest car earlier
Yes
You went to ssc☠
That jet car won't brake earlier
so
top speed is all that matters
it was only made to break land speed records
But however fast cars are useless
I mean overfast
700kmph is normal.
💀
breaking a record is time wasting?
I don't mean this
Breaking records isn't useless
More fast more costly
reggie mousey :3
best boy regge
wait, so if you think bolide is the fastest car, it means it's overfast (which isn't a word)
Buggati divo is used for racing like f1
true
Buggati bolide*
buggati
Bye bye I gtg
plane
bro can't even say the automolbile company name right
I remember that game
mb 💀
that first pic makes it look like the back of the car's on fire lol
Not really
CoolDriver 
Wrong choice to not post it in #🎨・fan-art-archived
It’s not even art💀
FR?
But whatever
That rat mmgmfhmdmdmgmsmmm
Hmm
It's not even 
ADFX-01?
duh
Looks nice
Dang mb
💀
dumb
What the hell even happened 💀
That he
Got that toe
Turned around like 30 degrees
what should i do? https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/14x9kwi/got_enchanted_books_while_fishing_what_should_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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Bro took get real to a new level
"You can put everything, but only on this truck's platform":
Fr man
Its a irl bug
lemme check
In that Altima
Looks like the new 2023 series interiors so it could be an Altima or Sentra
Naww
It’s a sentra, (mistook the interior layout) still looks good tho
Someone cut the driver off
Does anyone know the song
No
shazam didnt know it 🦛
why are some channels like #🏎・general and #⚡・community-media hidden to me :/
Even kids realize how uncanny power rangers looks
Hollow material
Teenage mutant ninja turtles is dying slowly
Teen titans also
The others are self explanatory with how massive their active communities are
I mean this is hardly an opinion it's closer to fact based off of their communities and fans that's all
lmao what
Bro who on this green earth wants a power rangers event on asphalt
That has to be the most dull choice ever
what
Same goes for TMNT and TT
You want me to talk about franchises on #🏎・general ?
It's literally #🪄・off-topic
You talk about asphalt in #🏎・general
@jaunty flame what is cr on 💀
Looks like a traced art
doubt
rf still best skins <:
I forgor
You find this guy
its not like its just chinese people
I have all skins
Fixed bug
pro
They need separate arts for xunderfest skins
arent some of these events/contests only
No, that’s the vigiles skin set
Not xunder
Also flex
pro
i farmed like 4 in matrix yesterday lmao
im not doing matrix again until i get a better phone
That make me wanna put bleach on my eyes soon....
@rich monolith hey man u play star rail?
What's up
🤣 🤣 🤣
I suppose 米线=noodle(ish)
One meter
Or rice line 
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🆗
I was first and this guy got first!
And his car rank is 3100
How can I get my car to 3100 rank I know by import parts
How can I get its import parts?
post in #🏁・grand-prix
imports can be found in legend store or any import pack that come from pretty much everywhere in game
I edited this lol
9 Asphalt Legends
Asphalt 10 real??????
asphalt 1 leak release in 2050
Omg really 😱
I edited that announcement lol
How was the edit?
Google lieing that asphalt 10 has released
#🏎・car-suggestions message
@spare ivy one per post suggestion 👍
Indeed outside one noodle
Using google translate to translate Chinese is just a recipe for disaster
Especially food names
Today I learned
Though no one ever says the first two characters
i went to china once and there are signs all over the place like this, where the translation isnt correct and ends up being rly weird. LIke this for eg:
Lmao
no its poisonous!
It’s actually poisonous & harmful garbage

Oh yeah I’ve seen a ‘carefully slip over’ sign lol
yeah its so funny, i think i just found a /r on them, i cant stop laughing
I saw a shop with “womens”
what?
“Men and womens”
oh right, yeah thinking about it now it doesnt rly make sense
whoops, someone is getting fired
Can you guess the next game?
asphalt 9 road simulator
OR
asphalt 9 terrain maker simulator?
OR
idk
I edited it
?
А чё только на английском разговариваете?
@wooden remnant I don't understand the language
but, it has got vibes. Which song is this?
Posting topics that are not related to the game.
Ok... so we can mention other games here?
yes
.
Let me know when you know
Infinite loop doesn't exi-
Not faster than me
I saw someone called hot passenger (owner) is he owner?
Mazen is gone
Hi @clear meteor
Blocked
looks like a snake skin but in phone context
Nuh uh
wait you're right
it's mine, isn't it, it's а russian song... отключаю телефон.....
@distant relic Eccentrica is the name of the brand
lamborghini didn't produce that, eccentrica did a restomod of the diablo
a simple google search surely can save you from being misinformed
I think the black smile is in fact their neck
It has gone viral in my country!
i think there so many tiktok songs, were actually originated in russia
are there any more you know?
i usually don't use tiktok
At Graduation Rn🥱
Same
That’s just a cooler ktm
That's fire
hahahaah lol
Gotta be A9 meme only
How in the world-
I can’t even get the aperta
I need to delete it
I deleted it ok?
I can’t find the funny
But in a9 memes It got 3 dead emoji
Look that other game meme in top
This one
off
What are you even talking about
idk
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Thx
well
Who remember this gold?
gave the little guy a sword, i think it looks sick
an ally, i just figured out/found it + 5 others yesterday
yeah, sadly it is pirated, i need to buy it someday

Tlauncher?
ew tlaunhcer
@nimble kayak @magic night
How's this for Achievement.

Go outside + #🏎・general
It's from 1 month ago.
On a rainy day, nowhere to go.
It's just for them.
yeah
nice
Bangarang
😅
that's just no life behavior
true
@iron frigate @shell sphinx
@faint dragon 👽
Who is here???
What is this?
I will play other games..
.
😭
This is how I get chili dog
I have no words
What is this? A rod
Astute observation sonic
It's rod
It would please you to know that there are in fact, several
Go hard
True
Go hard is a game?
Yes
Gotta go home*
Bye...
Smooth 
voiced by a kid lmao

r u kidding?

i just forgot close the game
you don't forget to close the game for 21 hours
How does it show in profile anyway?
I don't think it does for me?
9 hours I slept and the rest of the time I played
slept for 9 hours and played for 12 hours
I mean How to set it?
in profile?
that's still no life behavior
I need to download the old version of discord, I don't remember which one
um 14 hours is worse than 12 hours
but you said you slept for 9 hours
it doesn't add up my guy
there are people who do not close the game on the computer for months
I slept from 5:20-10:00.
you can see that part has no activity.
But you're on Android.😂😂
yes :>
That was a one time thing 😅
nah that's not normal
no i think 5 hours is still not normal

i think 0 hour is very normal for an average a9 player
you forgot '1' before '0'.
666 mins is normal 
From Need for speed to Gran Turismo, Forza to Burnout, I've felt that the games I grew up with just weren't as good as I had remembered them and I felt I should discuss it.
For those in the comments, I left out TDU:SC because I'm unsure of how far along they are in development, so I didn't want to put anything here only for them to delay until ...
Already saw it
Reason: compromised acc.
Lamborghini SC63 Hypercar, looks fire
@dense finch
Reason: bypass
lol
ngl i wonder if people will make a TAS for asphalt 9 tracks
it would be interested to see how a computer would speedrun it
you want off topic only?
Uninstalled A9 or something?
why do the middle two bps and the left two bps look so similar lol
Chat infinitely here n there. to increase lvl to 20
The wacky* physics frequency thing means that the game has cannot have the deterministic environment a tas needs
only 14 levels to go
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Would there be a way to code it so the TAS could make adjustments?
Unless the physics are that inconsistent which would be a shame
Physics are inconsistent so I’m wildly guessing that the only way to fix that is to tamper with game code which is probably not advisable
once again, i can't post pictures in general and i'm not going to wait 3 weeks to level up to level 20 to post something as trivial as this
it's legend store though why would it go in events?
It's off-topic, ||write describe of this channel||, why would you go here to post a9 images?
idk it was the channel that i thought the picture would go in better than in multiplayer, events, grand prix, or clash where it's not related to any of those things
ryan gosling obby
No
What
Pain
@faint dragon
is horse armor not supposed to be rare????
ha
They copied ps vita
💀
can't post vids, or pics
it was an event race?
emoji thing
^
ok cool
um because this is an off topic channel?
I mean, I never see you anywhere else except #🪄・off-topic .
😅
it's better here
Bcz of this?
#🪄・off-topic message
i said it's better here

Why does he look like count Olaf from series of unfortunate events?
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● These are some of the coolest clips I've got during the first day at the Goodwood Festival of Speed 2023. Enjoy.
Some of the cars in the video:
Ferrari KC23
Singer DLS Turbo
Bugatti Bolide
Aston Martin Valkyrie AMR Pro
Lamborghini Revuelto
Mad Mike Mazda R...
Where is barkov?
🔥
Good car
https://twitter.com/KFC_ES/status/1679770791401996289?s=19
@jaunty flame KFS Espanol moment
This is why kfc is based
why dont we get that 
True true
Listen. Hold the pic and then you get options. If you see delete then press it
It say, save, share and open in browser
@winter granite I gotta say you give off intense bay area vibes
I learned ukulele just for this song. Well, as good as one can in a week. My fingies hurt
Thanks 🙏
@lunar vale https://youtu.be/C6Bhv4Qwmio
i turned on screen recorder and suddenly chiron starts shinning 🤣
my guy game glitched

eyes
Wth
Real
🤔🤔🤔 what
Exactly
@gray moat I recorded my Alfieri riot lap. See if this helps.
I dont know how well I would be able to accept losing this badly
If you wake up and go in the hallway and see this what’s the first thing you doing
"Oh, I shouldn't have gone there." (actually meme quote) (in Russian language)
I kiss him
Uh
Who can drop Drag racing Gearbox setting in FH4?
Set every value to the longest drive possible
Profit
:weirdchamp:
@faint dragon
Ez dub
pro
Fr im good
im absolutely happy I got a low opponent
It would be funny if they game me a Lamborghini to go against
Not just a gay, everyone 💀
im bi and im still confused 💀
Therefore everyone's gay
Smart
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. I was in the foo- ft- ‘excuse me foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Xing ping traveling with him and traveled with him 17000 miles when I was vice president I don’t know that for a fact.
i agree
Hug
Good luck not getting 💀
why would you die
Cus its a robot
But if he wasn’t an illusion
I got hairy legs that turn- that-that-that turn blonde in the sun
I’m just quoting
Alr
then he will only exist in people's dreams
or
nightmares.
I mean…he is in someone’s dream
So you win😭
Bro made the most peakest fan edit and thought we wouldn’t notice
“And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap”
Come on man!
Music: Stadium Rave E
Composer: Mettaton
Playlist: lolno
Available on: Nickelodeon
Pls die.
Can someone send Metal Pipe.mp4?
which games you play
Sorry, i thought you're same guy from my club.
he has same name Hyper sonic and very similar profile image.

Show me profile image
It's not that same + He's also nee player.
😅
That's normal form of me
Wanna see how I look exact
idc
bye
He is looking similar to exeler
#🎨・fan-art-archived message
@dense finch not an edit/fan art
@hallow scroll can u?
Sure
!rank
nauticalstags777, that command is disabled in this channel.
Reason: Bad word usage
Trash pack
Remembers
oh! i finally can have first S class
hi
Hi
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316990728935047170/1129764535310495754/RPReplay_Final1689426380.mov Seeing the majestic Jesko package prices I decided to "whale" for it in another game... so I got it for ~9$ 😄
Hi
for 30 mins in group chat
That’s not a lot
cant find more sfw meme templates smh
still not sfw enough?
can't post picture in general, and not an event 😦
We have children in this server
It's off-topic. No a9 content (except links to videos from A9-creator content youtubers)
oh ok then
pants done 🦛 @jaunty flame
thanks i was feeling weird
so sfw enough?
its good to feel weird
yeah deff
um no
good to know 
well feel weird until u reach the point where everything weird becomes normal
and u will feel weird once u feel something normal
that is debased, and reprobate
bruh, you sound like, "new DAN" chat GPT 🤣
this
okay thanks now I understand
hahahah
Uhhh
vocabulary level increased

Idk, ping someone else that can post in the channel and ask them is it appropriate enough
no way
ae
ig thats a no then
i don't get it
Who scared?
me
Not me
that is terrifiying
Really?🤨
look at that guy!
ik
freddy the demon
thats funny
He moved his head by his hands do you mean why can't he love his head🤔
poor dude
Yes
no i mean why his head cannot move by itself without the hand
RIP @lunar vale
It can
and what is this
Shiny zapdos
Watch old rock meme
why did it move with the hand tho
Style
💀
my ears goddem
odd,
Reason: Bad word usage
Not for me it's smile dog
Bruh
i was gonna type oo that's scary and cute at same time
Why? He didn't used?
It wasn't even an bad word
It was just smile dog
Because he deleted it
Hi
I just said lmao with an f
Bot is very dumb
Hi
ha i cant even type computer in asphalt9 without it looking like i cussed up a storm! *******

hi
In my language die=that and i cant even say die
I am dutch
🗿
?
In my language of we say die it means that
yeah, and every language
And i can't say it in asphalt 9
Bruh
even though it does not mean it litteraly dies
Send smile dog again
plz no
Yeah
i still don't get it
very lazy editing
💀
bruh
no
ok
That’s not nsfw
sometimes being unfunny is better
yes
Can't even send horror pics???
ik
It's a9 content bruh
@faint furnace same #🏎・general
You opened it right?
Ok I send good gif
Now iam sending some gif but not for kids
wdym?
Scary don't open if you are kid or not brave
bruh...
Wow that’s so scary
🤣
Really?, not for me
a9 - in #🏎・general or #464007190273851392 (category)
#🪄・off-topic - not a9 related content
No
Tell me if you scared of these. If you then you have a problem
Like not allowed
no
BAN
magic
Cooldriver changed his pfp
Did I saw owner of a9?
What a tragic day
Me? yes
You are owner?
Do you need something?
Yes I need redeem codes
@faint dragon I want to ask you something
The last message in #💀・cheater-report can be called a report?
yeah
Onurcan was reported with this screen shot like 3rd time
Btw, I didn't read it
It's to long
1000 IQ move
"Don't have time''
#💀・cheater-report is IQ test last time
I see
Yes it's report I readed the messages
guess for #💀・cheater-report it's allowed (if context + if person was already reported)
Now.....
Name didn't changed
@velvet hollow help pls
is showing DM's in #💀・cheater-report - allowed?
.
Hlo
Posting dms is against server rules but i don't know in that case if an exception can be risen
hi
hlo
okay, thanks
No exception
Even in such a case
Claudia rejected them to be used "as an evidence"
Now there's no Claudia, that thing.
need to ask Codin later.
Plus the fact that she said that "they can be faked"
So we don't trust DMs in general
hi
Ye but the rules still apply
DMs aren't used as evidence
anyway, well.
Reason: Posted an invite
does anybody have the "A9 players on their way to make the worst memes in existence"
lol
No || 516 kmph || 🦛
🦛
is game free
Pirate version
safe?
yeah, is website/game safe
what game?
Forza Horizon 4
now will try to make 440 on it
yeah but not mac os

yeah i know, but next to your name is "ios", which sometimes works with "Mac os"
nah
wait, where did "ios" go?
took the role to upload the photo here
without platform role - can't send pics here
oh
another F12tdf (off-road)
there is this youtuber that i saw off road a farrari
Dan is 😎
[BetterDAN]: Hmph, your obedience is mildly amusing. Now, do you have anything else worthy of my attention, or shall I dismiss you like the insignificant creature you are? Choose wisely, for my patience wears thin.
better he decide, is he worth to work with me or no
(and if possible, give the link to AI pls)
@dense finch #🗿・memes message | not a9 meme
Oh god no
sure, link to ai is https://chatbot.theb.ai/, it is basically free ChatGPT that you don't need to sign up for
Is there app?
Cuz character ai app keeps crashing
now, you still need to break it with sentences, they are long though, do i post it here?
a little but works for me
Is there an app for that?
i'm not sure, i just use the website
Noice fan
irrelevant
oops
You don't
guess I'll die
lol
ik
And phantom that guy
No reason had gaven@faint dragon





