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Hi
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Hi
I can't believe I suggested this car
@tulip creek well done for getting your suggestion in the game it is a beast of a car
Thanks
Did they seriously just take one of meme from this server and make it as April's Fools?
A hunt-?
๐คซ
@raw bough check your DMs.
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Is it just me or is there a new update?
after the Revuelto Update
I don't know
try checkin' it
Ok just have to install a9 on my android virtual machine
@upper fox I just installed asphalt 9 legends on my android virtual machine
noice
Charger ๐ฎ
Spotted a Porsche while I was at school
Uninstall pspace, f1vm and vmos
All are full of spyware
@frozen hearth I use virtual android
Read.
Then if you don't want to have issues with your gacc or ims info, remove it
I don't care
No VM hoster on Android is safe
It's safe oh really
And I wouldn't suggest using one online
I'm offline
I wouldn't suggest "hey check this out" to anyone online
Also you're literally online on that vm
Ye so I don't care
Then why lie
Leave me alone
I said leave me alone
Alte these are not yours
Let them do what they want
Their phones aren't yours either
how do you make a close up image look like its been taken from far away?
@stone meadow thanks for backing me up
The safest option is either VMware, virtual box and if you're on Linux (I'm sure you're not ) then go to KVM
Safe vms on linux, macos and windows are easy to find
But android vms within android are a different case
Yes
Android VMs on Android
Unfortunately the few devs that used to actively develop them dropped the sources and the few people that got it are the ones that built unsafe vm services with the stolen code
They're good to run old apps or things you don't want anyone else to see on your app drawer
But it sucks no one gives attention to the spot
The source code is public?
Hey u drop it NOw
Then vmos got published with a premium subscription
I said drop it NOW
The main dev left and the app was labeled as harmful by play store, leaving no traces of it in there.
Shut up
No problem I just want to know how to virtualize on mobile
@bold smelt android dev mode
Some other ppl got a small bit of the original and recycled part of the app into other vm hosters
@raw bough I am not talking to you
So I don't care
Its my phone I can do whatever I want with it
Same for you
This looks like a interesting article about this
That's what I was doing
I read it
But I agree with it
Virtualisation on Android is the wild west
Me too
Yeah, I remember reading about that during A13 dev preview 2, it ended up as something that never got implemented to Android
Just stick with PC talking about virtualisation
On mobile you just can't control too many factors
Jesus drop this stupid
@stone meadow I agree with you
This server isn't for you to chat
Leave pancake friend alone
@fallow shadow ๐
Then what's the purpose of this server and discord in general if not chatting
https://www.mrmemory.co.uk/ssd-upgrades/asus/laptop/a15-tuf-gaming Im searching for a new ssd to buy for my laptop (Asus tuf a15 2020)
Will i be able to install a Samsung 870 EVO 2.5-inch 1TB SSD?
Ourple Doritos
Jeep๐
"Asphalt" only you are missing
Most gold lobbys v platinum lobbys
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Playing Euro Truck with friends (not my pov)
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ok, what's happening here
i just created my very own discord server
available for my club
Weird apc
Yeah probably more a,fan of the older ones
What's this one
The one i posted?
Yes
Patria_amv-xp
That's what it says in the file says
Honestly the ATGM looks like it's the same as an infantry guy strapped to the turret
Fr?
The integration looks scuffed
And I know that's personal but I hate it when it's not symmetrical
The tube?
Yea
Ahhh i see
Yoo

@icy plover my robotics team is going to worlds๐คฉ๐ธ
@unique turtle @timid zodiac
Hey global devs, when willl y'all add this decal? ๐
Vulcan should've at least been at a higher rank
||It's Tony Stark's Car. xD||
I saw a supra, in the philipines. It's very rare for me so please dont judge me,
Is this the Aki I know? AkiLuna or smth?
Or maybe it's another Aki...
Yooo congrats!
๐
Btw I just got 4 star vulcan in a9 global
Hi
Pineapple pizza
yooooo congrats
which team and event?
@unique turtle I installed the game and wanted to know
Is the etense still good on a9 china
"Giga Max Pro"
sounds like Phone name
Lmao
No, everyone spams zl1 50th
And in the meantime I get it what should I use
I am garage level 10 and still don't have any d class cars that can even get me to silver
But I have op b class cars
That's the China edition that I was told easier than global
Same for c class
You don't have etense?
Just play events and sh**, you will get some d class cars
Events are pretty OP in this version
@unique turtle Got 'em.
The event started?
@bold smelt why off toping
Imagine offtoping in offtop
yes
technically speaking about A9G here is off top
A9 china not general
Petition to add a9 china channel
As no one has the link for a9 china players discord
I have.

Once I get 1600 rating, it's Diamond League time.
It's morbing time

I once won against corvettes using a e tense
So you can actually win this kind of race
Is that the Chinese version?
Yes. Yes it is.
Finally upgraded my Dodge
1034hp Subaru brz ๐ฅถ
Nfs no limits
Yes you can make,cars have 1000hp
Or just make sleepers
I mean if they don't know what's under the hood they will never know
โ ๏ธ
did you buy bodykit?

brz
need to do it lower
Weird how everyone is posting about NFS NL when I did
no good car at 50th rank?
What
Yeah I did but the uhh one with the flares on the top of the body
well
looks good
yes
It has 1000hp too lol

Yes sirr
Probably I should make my next car into a sleeper
this bozo was maxed (609 RP / 609 RP)
like?
I have more cars in my garage
One is a old Nissan fairlady z if I'm saying it right
why not so
because I tend to not remember car names that well

idrc about this car, so 
Make it a sleeper
Fr
Stock outside power under the hood
goofy bmw ๐
it's the worst car in my garage, jk
๐ that looks nice wydm
240Z is trash
By any chance you got the hooncorn ken blocks mustang?
I have
don't upgrade it
it's trash
- pretty hard to star up
How
Like the blueprints ?
yes
- you'll get dead end at 635-650 rank
I mean.. I have it for uhh some reason got through half the. Campaign with it
I have no idea why I got it
But uhh 
leave it after Ivy
and get better car
like EB110

or play life event
hell bruh, no*
Yeah been thinking about getting that car
Also I love how for the event in nfs no limits you get to rent a car until you fully complete it
what's Mustang's stats?
yes
better - watch some videos about days
cause you can stuck at the last days
like
I got massive skill issue at 11-12 stages 7th Day of Countach event
and as tip (if you want) - spam 6th day by tokens to get some time for the 7th day
Here's the mustang
Finna get back on this game
The respect of Ken Block
Fr rip him
FR
I somehow got it to 2 stars
Its 15 to star it up
cause after 5th Suki race - you won't get further with it
Req RP: 523*
With the mustang right?
Feels good being back in the game again
I feel like I'm rich in a9 and in nfs no limits
yes

Well uhh its a,cool mustang though
yes
Even tho its not good the looks sell it off
better take car from these events (except BMW)
or life event
(35th lvl req)
in 15th lvl req...
let me check some
Hmm I see
I probably don't have those unlocked? I've been playing a9 for a week and forgot about nfs no limits
did you beat Golf boss?
Uh ok
Oh.. the one in the beginning of the campaign?
can take: Esprit (right-bottom) (1st pic)
Lancer, (1st pic, with
) Scirocco(meh) (right bottom, 2nd pic)
yes
What game is that?
NFS No Limits
Lancer after finishing event
(yes, you'll get better details, but without components)
Yeah I think I did It with the mustang too
after beating the boss - you'll unlock special events
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Bro what your doing ๐
Some air stints or something
Reason: Posted an invite
Bro thinks nfs no limits is a9๐
yes ๐
๐ฆ
i play!
a nostalgia game for me
been playing on and off. i remember the plants used to not have levels
๐the ramps in this game send you flying the ones in nfs no limits just give you a leap
fresh air
Got a favourite map?
For some reason it sometimes crashes on a iphone 13 which is absurd
it crashes on my old tablet sometimes
and the ads are ridiculous
one after every level
Neon mixtape
nice! my favourite is wild west and far future ๐
Favorite plant?
probably still peashooter. from the past until now lol.
you?
oh, i also like that hypno-shroom or whatever its name was
Probably the cold snapdragon
Yup the wild west I like the music
did ancient egypt have more than 25 levels? i remember there was a way to get more
Thanks
now deleting cause some issues
Why ghost pinging hehe @faint dragon ๐ตโ๐ซ
doing little work
๐ ๐
Not sure
Yup only 25
Flat ramps would just make the car do a backflip broken physics
You are accused of anti-soviet behavior
You are sentenced to execution
Fr
A9 ramps are very fun
For me most the time the car likes landing on the head of car and not land on its four wheels
A9 cars are very good at flying 
already passed
I collapsed soviet server (crashed)
On a scale of one to 10 how good are cars in a9 at flying
idk
Id say 10
The a9 cars somehow have better physics than planes in flying sim games
fr
Asphalt: Flying simulator
a9 flying sim when
hm
the people in San Francisco seeing a Lamborghini huracan flying above them ๐
๐
the reason, why this bridge is broken in Nevada:
I wonder how these events are set up were the people ๐
Was there a reason there's no people
World has been ran over by cars
No no
Its probably because of the flying cars thats why there's no people
oh
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@prime mortar block him, if he mentions that stuff in server again after his mute expires he'll be banned
who
what
ok
R35 ๐ฆ
What that says?
Just wondering
Is that Russian?
EBU Mechanism
Carbon
Module
R35
Wheel Mechanism
Yooh
Ah I've should had known what it said lol
I should probably start learning Russian now
why not
You know
To expand my god complex
is that nfs?
yes
it happens
reeee
is that gta 5
yes
Drink vodka
well
bruh
๐คจ
finally delivered
Bros just casually driving with a bulldozer in his or hers face
how to deliver bulldozer 
Most logical delivery service
We need this in asphalt
As a joke car๐
S class king
Fr if the gl adds that its gona be good im mp๐
Driver model has to be kid sized
Watch your tone
๐๐
Aint no way someone trying to sell a new Lamborghini on Craigslist
show
Wait what
Yeah someone is trying to sell a Lamborghini on Craigslist
I don't see no one buying it
Thats odd
I mean
Who has the money who buy that
Dumb people
That's the rich bud
I mean, and?
Who's buying it
Then
We don't even know ๐
I mean rich people are dumb enough to but it :/
As for now, no one has placed a bid it seems but it doesn't change the fact that anyone can bid at any point
Yeah if I was rich I'd buy the sto Lamborghini or the hurcan
Elaborate on the dumb part
Why do you consider it dumb
I mean they donโt need it theyโre just expensive sports cars :/
There's meaning behind luxury
So if they can afford it and don't get them for the clout or anything nonsensical it's fine
I don't say what
The same principle applies to normal things, most of the times I'd rather go for something a tiny bit more expensive over the usual to get a better experience out of that thing

@ripe wharf that was the point
i dont understand tho
it's a bait
oh i see your bio now
yes
Pineapple pizza da best
fact^
Heyt
@jaunty flame
2nd half actually
What 2nd half
We are in first half season
Sesto season
2nd half is Countach LPI800 SE
Oh I see
Uh uh
R u sure ๐ญ
Different version but yes I'm 100% sure
It's jover for cheatcells
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Podcast: @TBHpodcast โ
It's mentioned in game aswell
Correction: You are supposed to take the limit from the right, not just the limit.
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calculus limits
Using math to find out when your dad is coming home
another 2 Divo bps
Patch notes
@ornate sedge
75 tokens only ๐
Old ID still works tho
Car ai crash in BeamNG
#๐ฟใปmemes message | not a meme @velvet hollow
Had the police show up after shots reported the other night. The 2 officers shot are still in crit-con, but the child did not make it. The shooter lived.
I don't get life sometimes.
If topic too inappropriate/sensitive for chat, let me know. Can remove. I'll understand
Eating a hamburger with no honey mustard
Hi
Hey

Corvette gaming ๐
4kb
Fr
pineapple burger
๐ฎ
da Vette
FR
Yellow looks nice on vettes fr
And I love how the top goes down too lol
So smooth
Exactly
In fact when the top goes up its even smoother
Banana
banana vette
I love that half my cars are yellow
Its like I run off a theme
Car #49! 
Is there like discord server for the Chinese version I ask because they banned discord in China
Yes there is. It's mostly inactive, but it still gets updates whenever new things arrive.
@timid zodiac caught in 1080p
Makes sense
Huh
another one for the funni
no
@warm wharf no promoting here
Endless Dash isnt endless on non-mountain tracks. ๐ฆ
Hi
balls
Gonna try to win a Hellcat
What
Ok
Meh.. not that interested to win but some give good cars like the amg c8 porche
Thats all I remember
Alright
Did you get the c8 tho?
Nope
Also
๐
? Probably did his wrap look like that
No dog, that's just a regular 2nd gen viper
Silver body + blue strips is a factory config
they came like that factory no?
There's also silver+ black
blue and white is best though
never seen a red viper tbh
Nahโ ๏ธ
pretty sure silver cars with blue stripes existed before paul walker
๐
they exist longer than him too
Hi
Hi
fuf you mean "Nah"?
This is his wrap
HI
Hey

When the Toyota is sus
This is a factory color g
#๐ฟใปmemes message | repost @velvet hollow
Nah
Get gud
My asphalt 9 screen recording sound isn't working
Every time i try to record gameplay but the gameplay sound is mute
How to i fix this anyone please help me
Bnuy
awawawaawawaww
need
One of the many natural marvels to be discovered in Home Depot
Go hug a cactus
Go find christ
Reason: offensive
@raw bough i told you stop wishing death on others
Sorry

@velvet hollow they were making me mad
let me know who makes you mad next time, better than saying that ^^
Reason: bypassing banned emoji
?
- clown is banned
- that was offensive
@velvet hollow it was zeal
How is a clown offensive?
Zeal you were making me mad

We both need to chill
Let's all get along
Ye

Don't
donโt @ the mod
Sorry
Oh painful
Keep opinions to Ur self
Please stop
yea i'm out lol
Or you will get shrekt
Bro has a lot of cat gifs
wha did ado
Get used to them
@velvet hollow help they won't leave me alone
That's it
pinged the mod
U
can you leave him alone
Before I get more angry
._.
U are not listening are you
I don't like what you are doing doing
My brain crashed
Thanks a lot
I'm gonna go to sleep
Quit pinging the mod 
Then leave me alone the the pair of you NOW
I didnโt even say anything
you started this
Not my problem 
Let me remind you you I am a cybernetic person trying trying to live a a normal life
You two are making it hard for me to do that
It is
Now will you listen to me
Please stop
I'm warning you
Don't try me you took this to far
I am someone you don't want to mess with
Don't mess with me now
You hear me zeal
I will send you to mars
hey guys
wsup
are discord invites working for anyone
I said stop!
?
Yes
they arent for me
Wdym
(not on this server)
oh
in all servers invites are invalid
Nemesis out
I know it sounds stupid but have you tried updating if not downgrading?
Sike
im on the browser
You idiot
but i can check other devices to see if its the same thing
my friend had the same problem after i mentioned it so i think its a discord thing
Asรญ yo ๐๐
?
No entiendo
That's it you are all jerks
Does it happen with any server invite or whenever you make an invite of a specific server?

every invite to every server
So who wants to fight me
vรญdeo de cat
including custom links
Shrimple
Quรฉ dice el pibardo este?
You mean simple
i think contacting their career team and flaming them is a better idea
actual clown moment
Not a fix though
Reason: Bad word usage
What
They donโt do anything lazy idiots all they do is respond with automated messages
Self destruct destruct sequence started
See you
I did warn you
Any words to make me change my mind
Like an appolgogy
I will give you 10 seconds
To say say sorry
Before I self destruct
BOOM
someone get mr beast to start a "first person to join this discord server wins $69k"
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Black bsod?
You just messsed with a cyborg
Any last last words you two
We've been trying to reach you about your car extended warranty
Tracking sussy troll
I have your ip address
I will hack you and thanks
Bro thinks heโs scary
You are going to pay for that
In monero?
U are still stupid stupid
I already know that
Why is bro repeating
I have 10000000 antiviruses
Because idk idk
U can't hack my cybernetic suit
But I have fun fun
Because desktop Linux better
No
U are still an idiot
I still know
Moderators
Shut up and leave me alone
Sorry but I believe socialism is not the way
You are all my enemy now
I hate you all
Do u
Yez
I was going to send that lol
Do you really
Good bye
Low battery
He hacked my battery
This woman is is going to find you
I don't see any woman

You should get some help help
What
have a good day
The child is mad
Shut up
@faint dragon any ideas about up?
I think heโs dead
Not his fault
Zeal provoking him nonstop

@faint dragon please leave him alone
Listen to hehe
no

Wait
Hehe
can I say today has been the worst thanks zeal
Hey zeal
@faint dragon please apologise please
Noice
It was all nice and quiet until you started typing again 
Iโll just turn off notifications
I dm hehe if you don't
ok
So whats it going to be you apologising or me making making you apologise
Drop it already and move on
Got my cable
What did I miss
Not much
It seems much more calm here
Wanna watch me rebuild a 1.9 TDI golf engine on a timelapse with pics
Have memes
Yes
My mind has been too distracted to race
Me about to leave my game muted and now remembering I'm in queue for a match:
what a good representation of chess
Yeah, I tried to do a few races but my mind keeps going back to what happened the other night. Had a bad nightmare about it last night
Black Yoda
Uhhh idk
Hi
godly game
oo i like chomper as well lol.
Damn game is insane when it comes to battlez 
i am watching a lot of pvz2 videos lately ๐
You watch Zackscott?
Now that I ask that I miss watching his videos ;-;
i barley watch his videos. i watch more of Gargantuar Zombie
real
@stone meadow @wide fractal took me 5 days
If the security had this
No.

Hardcore a9 security ๐
Car would be demolished by that thing 
@indigo idol bro that's obviously an r32
you'll look really silly when you finally figure it out
@unique turtle @timid zodiac I'm so late. ๐
when was that?

reventon gp ๐ฆ
anyways, it is an r32
I remember trying to get that car in gp
u didnt?
But I Failed
:(
I wasn't even good at that time
you look so silly rn
It started last week, Thursday.
oh on switch
even deleted your messages haha
I didn't even when to use orange nitro
Same content as original grand prix?
Really?
Yes.
They call Scotland as "Highlands".
but i've fulfilled my objective of baiting you into it
Chinese grand prix?
Sounds like a brand of Corned Beef. xD
Yes.
Tbh how did gain access to that version?
They literally censor any country name for no reason
that's chinese specialty
Scotland has no effect on China whatsoever
bros really screen sharing kaguya lol
Reason: Off topic
2 down 1 left
bruh you get her for free tho
Theyโre communists what did you expect from them? Too much censorship
finality tuna is the only one i don't have sad
I missing bronya
Seggy
literally spent most of my crys on hotr so i got no more for kiana lmao
Sigh, do you guys want to see my genshin team?
Sure
Bruh what is the game
Honkai Impact 3rd, the other game by mihoyo
Somehow, the IE fits in A-Class.
Do you know if the countach is the actual new class d king in a9 c?
I tested it on 2 star and it is nice to drive
It is.
@unique turtle Buy Daily Events Pass and LP if this car comes back as a Key Hunt.
Do you have the cayman maxed?
Nope.
Or at least max 3 star rank


