#🏎・general
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oof
But not in classic and unb
Before mp change, I got p2 with lykan
My mp experience: evo cars and done

Lykan is NOT beating B class 💔
Well, srt8 is best anyway
Bro lost to 935 with DBS🥀
High b class no
935 is a god
Before we start
Faster tha DBS
I don't have zr1
Maybe lykan will win in Pudong
If driver is good
At least he beat the Vanda with the Supperleggera. Probably only because it's over clocked tho
I think lykan is harder than venom🥀
Against sf90
The hell was that matchmaking
I will play mp before end 1 days
Putting garbage S class car against high rank A class car
Lykan and cent has no chance lmao
🥀
They put a bunch of low cars in a area and just said here is the S class SF90 that has Evo
🤣
Centenario should be lower
It's new mp1
The car gets beats by low end A class
It's different
The new mp1 just a mess
not happening
Plat just zr1 league
sf90 gets below lykan limit
Champion just sf90 league
Lykan should be in gold 3
only himalayas
instead of moving cars down and make mp like it was prior to this move the evo cars where they are supposed to be
lykan is completely fine in c3

They didn't consider the rank after evo
i didn't know you can win with free try zonda r
Maybe you are noob
free try zonda is just too aline
and they never will
Aline
Fr
all those times are like 3 seconds slower than p1
Very true. Sf90 is the misplaced car
😂
Lykan shouldn't be in champion
0/10 Ragebaiting
@loud flint no more vanda?
vanda irrelevant these days
Should be comparable with car of the same performance
too many counters
Like gallardo or enzo
Uhhhh no
gallardo 🤣 🤣
Vanda is back to its a9 era
Gallardo can beat lykan
"oh but gallardo is basically like huracan evo spyder"
So, my focus has shifted
i'm dead
Vanda is common in plat 1
vanda in a9 era was toxic
CGS 💀
Murci can make sense but gallardo? Hell no
I only ran into 1 to 5 Vandas through all of plat
I have a recording of lykan losing to Gallardo
idk how to feel abt plat l...
now that people got better you can just float/punch at their top speed with lykan for example and what really is a vanda gonna do at that point
For yall curioous im plat 1 but im below average rn
Generally it never loses to gallardo
Slipstream btw
That was just a issue with lykan driver
RIP
it's forced lykan hate
Help cuz I get this screen every time I get to the game
they never seem to trash icona funnily enough
that's the one actually balanced car imo
It will be toxic if it is classic
Did bro just enter wrong chat
driver issue
9x8, 007s, evo etc:
Maybe
🐱
007s is weak on nitro
NO!
I REFUSE
so is vanda
Had control issues though gave bro an advanatge
ts actually pretty decent
no it's not
Skill less cars are so bad once you get gud at punch/floats and nitro management
It’s not 
goes either way
at least fun to drive
both gameplays are equally as rewarding
I mean sure? But the skill ceiling for Lykan is much higher than cgs or Vanda
007s need 16 epics to release its power
Vanda only need 8
just admit it
They’ll not give us a free good car
Evos needing all eips and then some more Evo parts 
Frfr
yeah obvious, but i'm saying both are equally as rewarding, just different playstyles
And goes overloaded
Or maybe it is more like
A class need full 16 epics to release its full potential
agh so close
||balls||
Good luck for next time
"" (words) ""
@tawdry oracle
Idk
Lmao

bro im done 💀
Need two ~~
hhh

What kind of keyboard you are using?
this is normal Nevada variant btw, the one you run in A8
a 90" variant
well it's right above
🐱
me when i lie
why do people like automatic lock and light off on cars? I feel like it's more annoying and have tendency to cause more problems than convenient
s25 does NOT have a sd card slot
Google?
Gborad
whar that
I like it because I am lazy to turn on and turn off
gulugulu*
Back from doomscrolling
Hey guys
Wanna be friends tho
Sure
Ok i ain't hacking u
What did I just witness
Shortcut ideas by: @thekiller-play, @Sir_DriveSafely and @gltchasphalt
Edited by: @cywphle
Thumbnail by: @cywphle
(with emotional support by cutie @pickle_asphalt :3)
0:00 Intro
0:12 Jager - Desert Life
1:20 Boredux - Winding Road
2:07 Varentex - Hairpin Sprint
2:35 Gl!tch - Desert Run
3:40 Outro
Music:
https://youtu.be/UorGIZOVu5I?si=xVvUeo...
Besides how would a 13 yr old hack
Nah, I mean you leave the car, it locks itsefl afater awhile and also turn off light
But i cant send friend request cuz every time I try it asks me to verify my phone
It's like risky as hell
🙁
They be innovating
Even I have my car light on auto, but I don't use autolock. And when I double tap the lock button, light will turn off
U send it
Fr
?
You mean coming home light?
I just turned off my kd cam
headlight
Is there any special tricks for the Cairo loop?
an IQ too high?
no
No
just drift normal
Yes
:(
Idk
in some cars using shockwave halfway through is faster but you can't do it lazily
Rate pfp and decoration
You can skip 270 if ur lucky
My dad once closed the door incorrectly, and his car did not lock properly, causing the headlight were kept on. you know what happened next morning 
you need to avoid skidding and also aim it properly
In 1k minarets
Lmao
you're not bwo 💔
That's why I dont like it. Better remember to lock car, thus making sure it light is off than saving like 2s
@strong glacier It doesn't have any settings like only light on 90s or something
@fervent folio
Really how much time would it take to double tap the lock button in the key
As far as I know, nope
Tf is that end 
Nfs nl player
What brand 
Tamiya
mazda

it's like 8 years now
Aw god
Xj22 is better obv
My dad also is mazda but doesn't any kind of issue
Yo!
54/55 for apollo evo
Ayy whatsup
Dont have that but

Ayyy not much! What about you?
I think main problem was the lock
Im in school with fart wifi
Rrrip. Hopefully school ends soon
Didn't lock just press the button on the door
Hooray
automatic lock 
Not really cuz i have a relationship
you know, close the door, car will lock itself after a while
Oof. You’ll be ok I think
it make people forget
When i send a clip of me playing Asphalt i usually have a pre recording of myself then if anything interesting happens i record that part and send
Oh boy 💀
Yes, but on twisty tracks
Peak game I guess
Gallardo takes the advantage
Oh
Close the door, and car will lock itself when you leave
Like san Francisco
What abt pana
Was but greedy ahh ea did some questionable stuff
Pana?
And that’s not enough to get over lykan yk
Panamera can beat lykan on some track
this is a legit bug that became a tech from TrackMania
Panamera is probably your best bet
Upgrade ur fastest car in each class
What is that song

w
Who here plays gd
I have Daytona
What brand
Wait i have that too
Is that rc
No
Wth is that effect
30 fps
You like that?
@soft pier
Bro thats 30fps
yes bro
Damn
Then make it 60
Dude u have more ferraris than me
Only a part actually
I also have McLaren, Porsche, and some Japanese brand(like mazda, Nissan etc)
All chipped paint 😭
+1 cuz I bought Daytona recently

Reacting isn't lurking
The one with the white line is an aperta isn't it
I had Lamborghinis before
Didn't you have pur sport
this video makes me dizzy
#🪄・off-topic and yes
You might want to get some rest time to time
???
We are still talking abt cars
For dizziness obviously
Where's #🪄・off-topic
its almost 12pm on me, why would i need to rest
Not Asphalt
six
Hmm
There's a difference between Asphalt Legends and generic toy cars
whats up guys
Hello there

Hello there
tbh, that channel is kinda dead
No way

d'oh
\
locked in cro 
No role
Not an excuse either way
i get 1:45.372 
i dont make excuse broski
Morning Ice(11 am )
Some people like to call #🏎・general 'dead' any second they can anyways so it's no different
i believe he used it because he doesnt have permision to send image in general
Woke up at 5am
To play alu
Nah
Wow
Warm weather
So early
Here too
Congratulations
30°C outside help
It is normal
guys does asphalt legends have car
I brought the hat
Go home
Uh
You know what I am doing
Hehe
Lol
Let me see
Would you like to share
@pure plaza isn't you have bunch of tomica

McDonald?
I wanna buy this
I love mcdonalds
Okay 👌
shopee 
Morning Quan 
shopee in china whar
Taiwan
7950 NTD
Bro is so rich
Give me the money then I will whale on the dose elytron
same mandarin
He can buy a house in Taipei
Which have more value for gtr50
No
@rose geyser Do you see those buildings next to your school?
Those all own by him
Oh I see 😂

Petition to create a chat for all the model car collectors
✔️ I agree ❌️ I dont
So tall and expensive, he's a billionaire.
Bro you living New Taipei
finally 
Please react your votes btw
Dang
I got the right cars for those tracks
Whale
Not happening, my journey ends here
From shoppe?
Yes
Should I change

Or it's already
Yello
Honestly in the Philippines we also have shoppe lazada and temu and never buy from TEMU
Hello
Cool
How u doing?
tiktok shop 
Good for now
We do too
E
Kamusta is what im gonna say but Nevermind
Whats ur level in-game btw
Yeah
How much money u have
600k credits and 600 tokens
I have a lot
Yale bro how u doin
Think he's doing fine
U accepted my request
I already opened a DM for the both of us
yeah im stopping in ds at narrowing vision 
even mp2 dead
Elytra so dog I haven’t even 2 starred Porsche yet
Tiktok shop exist
yeah i think im not 3* dbs 770 
Yeah
thats what i said cro
I know its not that popular i think
Oops

Besides let's settle this in #🪄・off-topic
im just gonna grind ds for sc
you rich than me
Alien?
i have wa'er
You whalien
im human

Might be me
👽
thats not alien cro u have touchdrive 
Still decent and I turned off kd cam earlier
Bro own the car but I don't have
real aline
Nah
I still work and learn to earn money
You own bus
Bet
Lol
fro screen recorded a screen recording 🥀
I have 272 cars ||in alu||
Bus may 100M TWD?

What 😂
thats what I remember
because my screen recording was not screen recording so i screen recorded the screen recording


how about a train 
Lamborghini lrt
More expensive than LVN 
thrust ssc trust
Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, Room filled with rats,Oh I hate rats,Rats made me crazy....(×10)
lamborghini train when 
@stuck atlas
How about HSR?
don't 
huh Italy has red high speed trains. Ferrari trains
I need to pay 12NT
You buy Tpass?
Student card 

I brought it.
how are yall able to send videos here?
~~You should buy Tpass ~~
lvl 5 in the discord server
lvl 5 to send files
they have levels here?
No
I have calculated
Tpass isn't worth to me
Maybe for MRT taker like @rose geyser
eem 
what to do to level up? and how to check level?
kinda wanna do 360 but it will probably overspin
Ohhhh

! rank in #🪅・bot-commands
your vid so high quality makes my laptop lag 
@empty shard how is your day go
🆕 🚗 🔓
New iPad?
and my apple pencil is still like 2-3 days more
yeah the ipad air 11 inch (m3)
For @empty shard after getting new iPad
First step: download alu
Damn
Im a td alien
@stuck atlas See this
🗿
Why Chinese
When I ask damn Gemini
Is that
Chatgpt
uma 
Chinese is not tolerate sorry
FAH

Peak vs peak
Wait I translate
double the efficiency 🗣️
thanks
@lofty cloud
Tiwan or Hong Kong?
@stuck atlas
Yeah so bus we usually see in about a Porsche price
TW
Okay
Real
A tuck about 10M

give me slipstream!
give me money!
or ill die on tuscany!
@lofty cloud
Afford one to me @lofty cloud
i should've added that but i already posted it last week on #🗿・memes 
Huh
it said very close to china and close to japan and i was on my last guess so i confidently guess north korea

Go climb 101 then I will afford one to you
(spoiler alert it was taiwan)


Police:

My rav4 too old
0
Toyota
Toyota RAV4
toyyoda
the elytron is a boat
you like the elytron?
Toyota
@empty shard where you live
toyota prius is better
I don't know (or maybe I forgot)
Taipei
bangkok
Have to be more rizzful than that to doxx someone
yes i live inside the taipei 101 tower balancing ball
how did you know



Good enough?
Private lobby
1* gaming
Cuz I have your ip
I cant use devel till now
Is that your ball
im pretty sure i already know that tell me something i dont know like my password
Jk
Middle East at trainsportter


If I have your ip maybe I caught by police
how 
555 floaty where
take
Hold brake
Is this video before update or wht

Whuat
thats why i punched drift
Alien
if i dont punch then uhhh 
My screen black
Taiwan
Kick drift when
No punch drift, no aesthetic.

Hi, eem.

hi sam
5 mods online and we keep talking off topic
how are u doing
Sleepy, in college.
i dont see happysivo so
Hbu?

True
im fine im at home rn
sivo is not happy when its #🪄・off-topic
No its 4
damn good luck with that im going back to school on 27th april
Wdym 5
He is a nice guy wdym

imaginary mod 
Always remember fantom
a ghost is always lurking
Ha! Me back to school at 14 may


why /vanda?
@modern cairn see?

5 mods
fentom 
I just did
I mean i forgot the n


Why fantom is ghost
because they're a "phantom"
emoji fail alert!!!! laugh at this los- sorry i mean user

HUAHAHA
It just suck
Not even reduce the grind
"has our feedback mean nothing"
Huge rework they must have spent so much time planning it
made with love by gameloft love the playerbase giving them a extra league and "more" rewards
Next match
I dont understand half of the shortforms used in this chat
Quote of the day
🐱
This is not fun anymore
thx 
Make it fun
😂
@strong glacier have a skittles go get him
this is fun

howtobasic 
Yeah it is
Adrenaline-inducing
@empty shard Ping coz Idk, just felt like it
lol
How to crack an egg?
I think he said get sandwiched
Hammer ready
@left night 
@stuck atlas 
Discord feet + cyclops pfp
fix it with gold
Oops!!
😭
p2l
the cheese god has reincarnated
Means stomping on the cyclops

imagine losing to hommage using F5?
Discrimination
(that's me btw
)
Deserved
losing to a i8 with jesko at max 

🙏

🙏
🔨 ❌ 💯
That thing is not shy
At least he didn't do 360
It's an abomination
@chrome surge 

100 times the hammer

wildcard is only saving me cro 😭
🫰
🫳
Had really bad nightmares on that thing last night🥀
Rip
Kek
🔨 ⚒️ 🛠️
quick reminder yesterday
the
vs 🔨 beef guys
Ladies and gentlemen. Today we have a wedding of
and @chrome surge , @chrome surge will you take
as the love of your life will you promise to keep him safe and love him never cheat
Oh hell nah

You may now kiss the bride
Delete it now
we are watching peak writing rn
@strong glacier the kleek reaction now
no u gave me too many harassment pings
💀

Solo is crying

🔨 ⚒️ 🛠️
Get hammerd

sonic should i listen to this peak?
fake thor hammer it wont do ####

There is enemy
Is it good?
Is that peak
Shot a gun
YES
Thor is the one who borrowed it from me
🔒.... .. .. .... ..
relax @chrome surge it's just a reaction a joke
Fire a bullet
Dududududududu
Go away cyclops lawyer
🔨
erm my name is sonic
lawbycyclops 

Sonic the cyclops lawyer
@chrome surge where you from?
Take your client elsewhere
cyclopsphobialand
well at least I'm not sanic
tayef rn:
🫷
🫸
This is george trust
Fr fr fr
Hello
Hello
mycondolencebro what is happning
@empty shard You literally made me so sick to my core that I gotta hit the loo now, thank you. ||I hate you
||
If anyone wonder what Battista interior look like, here's side view

OG Battista
looks like rimac interior
Yeah you should
If yall are wondering where my universal globe from temu is, it somehow glitched through the floor of my room
the atoms aligned


💀
blue rabbit tweaking 
What is ball?
diabolical servers
What the-
into the multiverse ahh servers 
I bet I have 140 mutual friends with eem
Smartphone LG
alr bro 💔
Updates on my ea edition hot wheel still haven't paid for dlc btw
when enable emoticon
Man imagine hapysivo is here
He would be so happy to uhh
strike
100 counts of offtopic for @modern cairn
when animated logo for the AL server 
how does this even happen
Stop
I think monday
Td player?

(Except slipstrean ig)
I kinda nailed Nile River
Very decent one
me also
Wanna do again?
the issue is the EXTREMELY poor air accel at 1*
go on a ramp and u lose speed instead of gaining it 
More gameplay
no
A burger
uhh not yet tbf
Alright
i should just marry to diesel™ dragon already atp 💔
Can we be friends?
YES
td +td = friend
I sent you a request
floatiness: 👽 accel: 🚮
FT
RR
FR*
TYPO MAN
This car actually got potential
But yea ig the case is just same as n74
Bad accel
I have that decal too
They both have very good floaty
i think i found out what happened guys
broken floaties only affect devel mainly tbf

Can't understand why are devs so bothered who exactly can play their game and who is not? Are they really think gamers can change political way of country they live in?
MUAHAHA
? I dont get it
does it look like anybody cares around here?
Because it's everything I can see last days because of devs decisison
Nom. It's just a question
have u heard of a VPN
i mean, devs are based in barcelona or some, not the US if thats what ur mad about
What is he even talking about smh
FR
fr
Did you know that vpn s exist?
At least ur back

im the reason chat ceases to yap half the time
i'm going to break my monitor i swear
Ok. I'll try
so idk if its particularly a good thing im here
Not today

That Police car came out of nowhere

Ahh moment
heehee
FR
time back to when this brick was free try in mp (thanks gameloft for the charity barrel rolls i totally dont need my nitro)
Do a barrel roll
welp
atleast u didnt get a warn
Fenyr user

ok bro 💔
10 second penalty for Ocon
ive reached flow state lwk
thats the saddest frame i have ever seen
Eem my teacher made the ishowspeed kid sit next to me 😭
Assigned seating in 2026
give this guy a penalty that overtake was NOT legal
Yup
Thank you public high school
tell aviv
can someone give me the good gameloft support link?
Grab this man
If there's a gap, there's a way
Grab the ishowspeed kid?
Yes


