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Me too odd minded to be wit the cool kids
hormone that ur body produces to help regulate your body’s response to stress. The more stressed u are, the higher the cortisol levels in ur body
Cafeeee
Floaties no good

notice what
Yoooo

if you play you'll notice
Yoooo
play what
what happened?
Freezing for 39 seconds
greenland
Fufu my settlement under supermutant attack
Go sleep yall
bro just get a new phone holy
What?
time zones
Parents won’t let me
They said not important
Its 3 am at india
No
Snuff supermutants are attacking my settlement
I think you need to sleep gang
Why
No I dont
Fallout 4
not important? my name is notim portant but what is important is what I will do
Hypocrite
Bud I sleep 2 hours daily

That's normal
Go bed bro
No
None of you here know what sleep is 
Ill gp to sleep at 6
leukemia speedrun wr
2 hours of daily sleep is not normal
bubernate
Technology wrecked humanity
And wake up st 9
Ima hibernate now
or shower

🥀
I shower 2 times a day
Can you buy you're own?
too much showering
Ok
they should do an LTE where they give you tokens for showering
Yeah with what money as a student
Idk
I'm sending you my old pixel 6a
Labour money
He's built different
Man that MP just demotivated me so hard to play this game entirely
Im amir
he's amir
A mimir
A minor
@floral bronze give gif file i want to steal this
i deadahh dont even have it
i had to ask man
head over to whatever server scribbles is in and ask him
Are you not getting you're PC back or what
Reminder this is my normal MP experience
Nope
Bruh
I don't remember
Hot car
Last place?
What do you think
become an ultrakill speedrunner
I am
get money
Well
2hr of sleep ahh question
Not professionally just for fun
I thought maybe the 95th place
become like DarkHyperAU
Oh no, that Lykan vs H2 Speed
No gng
Im 24 dawg
Q
14
24
go to sleep amir
14
Are you 14 or 24
No
Pick a lie and stick to it
14
grown man
kid
Check my bio
gorwn man
Im 14
Enough internet today
Nit d-
omaigad
Yeah
14 is crazy
Alright see you guys
Im 24
That’s enough net for today
what 2hr of sleep does to a brain
when I was 14 I was not eating that, I was infact not eating because I was anorexic or something idk
High cortosol rn
go to sleep kid
No
get your 14 hours of sleep
First og all I am NOT a child
og is wild
Secondly im a teenager
Son your 14 🤣🤣
baby boy
Wow
okay chat we're basically bullying him now, stop this
It so hard to hold a pjobe

I don’t know any teens even that stumble this much on saying their age
or spelling actually
it's all the skibidi toilet
Fufu me defend my fallout settlement
and the fortnites
Was there a code i missed or what
Im currently restimg
After 8 years, I finally unlocked the Lamborghini Aventador J! 😄 time to use the car to finally continue one of the selections of career mode! 🙂↕️🥲
i can smell the rot from here
it's a rewards for voting
Using one hand is kinda a pain in my crack
why did it take you 8 years
this is because you're an ESL champion
ong
Dude Im not in the mood to care about fallout
I played like 3 hours of it
I played 62 hours of fallout new vegas
Whatsvfwllout,m
most of it was spent gambling
Whats fallout?
(lots of talking)
Reason: Bad word usage
14, 15, 24 or 25
okay we get it
h
2 And 1 are quite literally close to each other
bet he 10
14
14
Im 14 
Because the cards took time to collect, also I starting playing asphalt 9 when I was a incoming freshmen in high school (Asphalt 9 launch day 2018), so I had the free time but I played the game through my adulthood, I’m now 21, in my junior year of college, and I barely have time to play it nowadays, so I took a chance when I had the time!
💀 💀
Multiple choice assessment right here
he's the riddler
Gameloft we need a credits buff! I have dozens of cars and the amount of credits to upgrade them all is otherworldly! Please take a serious look on this issue.
it took me 2 months of mp1
Riddle me this, task master
we are not gameloft bro
Ages I have for thee, but only one is right for me
You think GL cares for us
Yes Gameloft listen to him
isnt carrera in one of the mp rotations or am i tripping?
Ordinary players
Reason: Bad word usage
We need to raise our voices, together.
Why do they put free cars in the mp1 rotation it’s so dumb
Bro got 2 warnings 😭
nah use this
We need 252 weeks together
he got muted
yeah in mp1 rewards
Oh
for how long
15 minutes or something
What he say
Finally peace and quiet
he said fortnite good minecraft bad
no like as one of the available cars

for gold
He said the G word
he said something you do at night

I have so many good and fun cars I want to use but they are "locked" behind the credits wall. It's impossible to upgrade because the credit requirements are simply not attainable.
duolingo collab when?
what’s mp1? 🧐
Bro could’ve said the thing everyone is pissed about rn and went the the most random complaint

hello traz
#bringbackfloaty
It’s still here lmao
jumpscare
They broke 360s💀
No its not
Dog floats are broken too
Utopia is glued to the ground
only punch float is, 360 float is broken
Gamelofts
Haven’t seen venom yet I bet im in for disappointment
too many emojis
german deserve
It's broken
My brudda come on
no its not lmfao
slowed down after tapping a brake...

You are facing a sentence of 200 weeks for trolling
why my decal message different to other people 
Happened to me too
Idk
Didn’t get mine


last day 🥀
Awaken
I don't even play in ll man
MP isn’t worth
I have no skill
Yeah
Gn chat
even tho my regera isn't maxed
did they fix tha abomination called drift bug?
May we be blessed with good mp tomorrow
Bop
still no
gn fusion, imma sleep too
Nope
Bap


no more LL then
I need to hold it to do the 360 floaty, but it’s only temporary
Who picked along the seine in s8 bro
Did u update the game
told u man I'm rarely here
So dumb
Yes
It’s okay we have more time in the future to chat
Or punch immediately after a 360
does handling of cars like jesko and f5 matter
is there a point in upgrading them
what does p chan taste like
And youre acting like thats a mild inconvenience you LOSE speed if u punch right after

h
Go slep
Ask @deep bridge
Wait it’s not from his server 
Anyone know when Ghost will be badk to Mp1? am tired of getting passedd around
Meh whatever he likes this
Nope
veo it's not even 7pm

alte
nap then
Vanda and SF90 are troublesome in classic
jus close the game son
not if you kd them first
not if they zoom out at the start
already too late
catch back up then kd them, duh
you're a kid
I’m 16???
and it's kid
yeah if you are 16 you're a kid
knowing windwos 11, one of them will nuke bolivia
what
hopefully that fixes floats
nah it's microsoft man 🥀
windows 11 🙏
Hello future teammate
aw hell nah everything boutta break then

potantially black/blue/green screen stuff
My Apple acc isn’t connected to my parents acc?
it's so over
Cro has hope ✨
hmm catching angled drift when landing is gone 
Gn frye

Gn fufu
Ask your parent to turn on age rating thing in parental control screen time settings or wtv
You go to your personal information and they turn it on through there

Reason: Bad word usage
bro was not happy
bonk
main reason why i don’t use my real age tbh
i lie about it to avoid PC
Hello every one
I have a request
Not you
I need screenshots of you car with the disconnected screen please
Can be found in mp sometimes

Why
Submit your screenshots
🗿
Looks like that
Why do you need it tho
....
My game doesnt launch on steam after update

Ads gone??? Not showing watch ads option
Capcut and youtube
Ik but....
I'm starting something for myself
don't ping mods
you don't pong mods for that ehhhh
mb
Ping all mods and receive a surprise ahh

wdym 3 cars
have you tried verifiles ?
there's like 8 cars added
or reinstall the game
This server is so general ppl talk about other than asphalt
son
I fixed this error msg and I also submitted a fake BD to this
Also this car looking fire

Reason: Bad word usage
I found it pretty ugly
But then I started to like it
I didn't even said a bad word
ai mods
did we really create this car 🗿
you didn't know?
floaty still weird way right
i knew
I was about to make the 6 7 reference
It does not look fire imo
How it is a bad word 💔
Chinese cart
Blacklisted words have the same warning message
What about this then
@twilit sable is floaty still gay
But I said a normal thing
Mhm there are ways around it though
Ik the ways around it
I just drift hold
That too
only punch for long section
Funny number
Idrc
No
Awful
Number doesn’t mean anything
@twilit sable
It broke my understanding of teen
Interesting
But float is effed up that’s for sure
Gay?😭
And 360ing in general
Lykan floaty sindrome
Cus like I 360 off a ramp and try to stop it by drifting to not lose speed and it just stops the car in a straight line losing a ton of speed
hold it
u will not lose as much speed
360 issue is fixed !!
nuh uh
Why we lying Gng
Also what u doing up so early
Isn’t it really early for u
Lying??
Ik this coutry
sch**l i have to go today for half of the day
getting smth
Top 7 layers of hell
What da he
man im 4 bps away from starring zenvo and maxing lambo from spotlight also gauntlet progress / rewards are gone
Gl using AI?
At 65%
For sure
💔
It did not float
Ye lil issue
It’s not fixed Gng
But not as awful as b4
Can them pay a real designer
Designar where are u
how's my attempt at customizing 918
hello for
Dang
Okay
6am gah dayum
For me it's 8:43
Earliest I’ve been up is like 5am or sum
Understand ?
It’s 4:30pm for me 
guys i dont get why in one race i come 2nd in trubo swuad and get 2 down but in one race i get 6 up. both of them my team won how is that possible what else is the race graded on?????
Cheat code
West coast?
Mhm
Is that a beamng reference
No the left one

how si thsi possible what else is race grade on?
railroad bust is a frustrating map
Me?
6:31am
Wat
sefya 
I didnt change my settings
everyone got this don't worry
ok
Dw nothing changed
Hello 
It’s just a ragebait done by gameloft
game settings changed to kids settings
XDddd
guys pls help how do i get 2 down one time but 6 up one time
socrates: 0 gameloft: 1
Yo my name will be changed to Driver6767? And I cannot connect my acc's anymore?
Sad world we live in
no thats a real life/outside reference
it's 6:32 AM here
8:55
Where we can’t have proper floats 
Can i ask u what is grass
Can devel still auto float
It's my pfp
I shud test
something that’s green
and we simply… sink 😔
A green raging donkey
idt natural floats are affected
lmaoo
See GRASS
outdoor park map in AL when
Well my venom and Jesko drive different now
and cars are miniature
So auto float has to be affected
you should go see grass and touch it its pretty cool
folk
Auto float for devel duh
Asphalt:toys.
yes son?
Lego
companion 😭
How many epics u guys thinks The evo event will give tomorrow?
son
comrade
pal
alliance
Half of one
And i Hope they give The New Porsche on Spotlight for free
They definitely will
They need to
buddy
Not only give
Have u seen kilon’s goated Mosler clip
Oh do you have it's decal alr?
Because The suport cars are kinda useless
Do you have decal?
Moosler the moose.
And this New Porsche inst a great thing too
Are kinda homeless
Thants what I am trying to tell to these pll
They didn’t
I’ll confirm if it’s fixed or not when I go play
races are easier again
Ye
no bets
Stupid MP1
i found an old screenshot from the first ever spotlight
Holy crap im getting actual 6 star cars fast 3rd 6 star car to reach 6*
My first 4 star car to reach 5
First 6 star to reach 7,5
its still a bit buggy but it doesnt drop the float mid drift
I found a screenshots of the last ever spotlight 
Started here
Finished same
lol
So sad 😭
haha i just noticed the battista render is wrong
Yeah 
how
it has the nino livery but the wheels of the standard pre-fix battista
Water- proof
the battista has had two different types of wheel in this game, one is that one in that picture, but it was updated a few years ago to the 5-spoke ones in the game now, which are the wheels of the anniversario edition
before
now
Bruh
they also added the little carbon fibre bits
Ye
Bruh ☠️
I delete my phone
Omg the reviews on apple appstore are so funny
sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy
Alpha better

Let's roast ppl
🔥 🔥 🔥
That's all
😂
Oh wai-
son 😭
hii
denyx and max be spamming emojis all race lmao
🧯 here it is !
that was kinda 2022 imo
🧯 🚒
Okay no more fire
who plays brawl stars??
Am I the only one having problems with the in-game chat? I send a message in chat, saw that it got sent, exit the chat and when I opened it back, messages I sent disappeared.
Anyone else having this issue?
Hehe
Nope. But i play smash bros brawl

beautiful
I play asphalt
...
Unasphalt
Asphalt⁴

Is it your face, the pfp?
I wish
where did starr park suddenly disappear from asphalt
Concrete Legends
Cien:
Concrete and asphalt
i remember LXM, Afiq and starr park. they used to be goated players but now they are gone
battista comparison
this conditions make me wanna waste credits to upgrade my noble 
actually I just realized chicago exist so
why is ts so dead
We needed 3 epics instead of 1 for last star

prolly will add ai
Legend league: 0.25 player
Vs a brawl star ppl
don't u have F5?
I have up to F13
Champions League, I just think of the football cup when I read that
*12
Ok and
UEFA or smt

You didn't see which league
Champion league should be after ll.
Need an active club.
2k rep per day.
i mean i am asking him like can't he use F5?
It bothers me that its before ll
yeah, I had to waste a decent amount to actually get 01:18.3
@deep compass gg
ggs
Like. We aint champions till we beat ll
@fair token

thx for not 360ing me like the other guy 😭
people updating still
Np lol
I dont 360 unless its a vanda or sf90
lol
good for them
need 5 more points for legends league. gonna be my first time
I have 1723
Yo any mods online?
Sf90 should be in ll. Where only aliens are in there. And they use high speed cars only
Scammer shop
Yep
ALU is real
918 spider skin we got. But when is event
Why are my msg's coming in the wrong order
it refused to die 
Get better
Me

I never stay on active club again now
I was top 6,000
Tomorrow champion league?
Who is currently playing?
from now I remained lone
Mp1 is impossible
Oh is the blank message banned
tomorrow
Beyblade burst ahh
Me
What's your username?
Same
Float the lykan
we're going to play together
Cool
Also why use the lykan
It gonna hit the wall
I don't have options
Ah
I wish I had a faster car
Wait till ur better cars refresh
Guys
Do you wanna hear a fun fact
Like 911 gt3
How
Alright
You have the CCGS?
Yes
If you do use that
Tmr is the last day of march
I have huracan
oh wait no they removed it from mo
ccgs kinda suck
It faster
hm...
huracan is a better option than ccgs
Speed isn’t everything
Yep
you are on the fastest car 
I'm talking about agility
Sustained speed is more important than top speed
Add me as a friend on Discord
Try not to drift for too long btw
Look at it top speed in the vid
Drift only to change angles or get a bit of nitro
letss gooo 😭 finallyy
330kmh is nuts with 40 handling
I dont even give advice anymore because the guy never listened to any of them
yes, your top speed is 407 on land and 560 on air 
Who wants to play with me?
Too hard
It was doing 330-350kmh
bro won the final good MP"1"
unlocked it lets goo
grats lol
Im recovering im top 10,000 in mp2 again
bro got the triumph reward on the last day
Nathan t français ?
W
man legit last mp i was struggling to reach plat 4 😭 cuz no good car. aventador J came in clutched so hard
I respect that
🐳
And this 💀
Reach top 1000 then
ggss ty
Gallardo, egoísta and 918 are better for mp1
I wanted the f2 cilindri to be little bit rank higher @charred osprey
gallardo is not anymore
plat III car 
bruh moment
bro didnt wallride 🥀
Gallardo can carry
um guys
Okay, nobody wants to play with me?
my asphalt is stuck in 100%
LIE
Kill it
Though
oh look at that
ok the gallardo is nowhere close this is straight up false
I beat two F5
the fan actually spun
I have it at max stars, although it's in stock upgrade
nah being fr tho i updated it but it's stuck in 100%
I don't do it sometimes
Why'd you start without getting shockwave for the first ramp 💀
Wtf is this
Ok
fan car 
now imagine 15 handling instead 
gotta love this game logic
2026 Imperium bps for April Fools please 
I never did sw on this ramp
I don't drift on this part to not lose speed
Why is bro using heavy camaro
actually that camaro was overload
Yes
Brothers... I think the hover drift doesn't work anymore, they removed it!
Drive lykan next time
Should've renamed overload as overweight
Elephant camaro
._.
floaty drift still exists
The Lykan is not a brick unfortunately
Do a light drift to not lose too much, shockwave once the track straightens up for the ramp
also, the fan is for cooling, not for grip so dont expect the thing to move like Brabham BT46 
damn, I got a bunch of 5s ad
just that it’s a little more confusing to execute it without the auto drift cancel
Not anymore, because I tried to do one and the drift was automatically canceled
bro passed me as soon as the race ended
look
their goal prob was to eleminate overspin
At around 5% @digital pelican
what brick around 2200 should i use? overload camaro or maserati alfieri tuned around 2200 rank
its not gone
by just simply code in an invisible drift tap after a 360
its simply dumber
but it end up instead is straight up messed up floaty drift
I recorded a lot of vids of lykan acting like a brick
Wow... That was... Really unexpected xd
Alright
bye normal way floaties 💔 i have to update now
Now grind for it
My condolences
should i use this brick
Does this brick went 586kph airborne?
yes
Well... Thank you very much, brother. I appreciate it xd
is this the porc update or the hotfix
my tune goes 588
in guessing the former
update
I'm here
Moi stp
Quan reference
💔
top at 588km/h
good luck sir
38 handling 💀
i havent logged on ios yesterday 
Wdym
no prob
I recall someone winning MP1 with overload SF90. In Osaka. 
Quan the azn frog
thats the update 💀
you really think they actually found the issue and code up a hotfix within a day? 
not in this game company 
overload??
Lykan curse
Yes. Overload.
that thing drives like a boat how in the hell?
they killed an event because they cant fix it btw
coug- cough clash
Using the terrain and walls to their advantage
truly the company of the day
lmao
also, jesus, pls no 💀
How does it reference to him
I guess floaties are gonna be like this forever now
My condolences bro song
https://youtu.be/h5Z1m9bHvEQ?si=QAHCAVwmEfQ1NlOv
This is truly the Asphalt Legends shitpost of all time
My first time ever trying to make "music", using a DAW and all this stuff, done in 1 month
BPM: 200 (100)
Genre: melodic brainfart (I randomly made it up)
Listen to it on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/quanerator/my-condolences-bro
Id...
Feels to heavy
folk
guys when are we ACTUALLY getting new content in this game
ugh I kinda feel boredom with some dead and active club for now due to kicked even active or neither slightly active (low earning)
The Clash wasn't an unintended bug 
Maxed out Gallardo
Gimme
U can still do punch floaty at least
coconut.jpg
I love this new loading screen
What happened?
this community is so good at making connections between things that have zero correlation
my computer
Is it worth getting to LL before the season ends 
AI
too bright
and they say newer music nowadays are just noises 🥀
not zero correlation im referring to if they cant fix it they might just leave it like this
Yes, 360 floaty is broken so almost everyone on plat will be struggling. 
Lykan evo when
Wait yall what happened to floaties
I want to make it great
its doable but way more techniques
I like it( the channel and the song)
Wait how and what did they change
Did they make cars heavy asf?
no
If u dont hold drift the floaty will stop and straighten the car right immediately
yes because fixing an entire game mode that hadn't been changed for years and that was developed by people no longer working on the game is the same as reverting a known attempt at a bug fix
whats the max rank for the new porsche
they just changed how hopping to drifting state works from what Ive gathered
Need to hold the drift or otherwise it might cancels your floaty drift.
So heavy it's heavier than kilogrammes in phone
360 floaties are out
Broken??
broken is a hard word
that alone apparently was enough to screw up 360 float entry

Imagine if they remove float
Hopping to drift?
It killed landing speed after 360 as well
they updated how this looks
Wait all I’m getting is the only change to it is needing to hold drift rather than tap
Sometimes attempting 360 float will cancel your drift.
U can still punch float though
How’s that a problem
then ill remove the game 
fair and square
Doesn't work too
real
What's heavier ?
A kg of steel or a kg of water?
because it's different to people's muscle memory
A kg of air
Now every float car has lykan sindrome 💔
ill just go back to RM if this doesnt get fixed 

i guess bro
it also doesn't seem to affect tilt players
More difficult to maintain top speed
It doesn’t?
it does
now that u say it i havent tried on ios since yesterday
well, the last thing you need to remember while you are flying 500 down the track is remember to hold for 1.5s longer
Wait lemme try rq
the order has changed?
I am eem™
Get lykan curse too
hm
They're definitely going to fix it since this is a crucial issue that affects the usual gameplay
wrong
everyone i saw saying "they didnt change anything yall dumb" was a tilt player
💀
A kg of steel
Got the curse
Is it just me or does floaty drift no longer work?
huh
It works. That's how I got to LL with Ultima rs
also do you remember when they screwed up the jumping physics as well
You and world
No, it's everyone
they didnt leave that unfixed did they
Bruuhh
Every car has lykan's curse for now
Hopefully they revert it soon
they fixed the thing !
Finally some good change to the game
Ah fair

bro what 💔
@jade raven this must be the monkey's paw for your nickname
What





