#h1-story-discussion
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Hey guys i am missing one enemy on the Wanton Ransacking mission
i cant send the picture for some reason but its the 10th one
How can i find him ?
It's a miniboss in the temple of styx
I reunited my first couple 

I wouldnt want to spoil it for you. Seeing those two together is better than any victory screen :')
hades very doesn't end
yup. You just keep rolling that boulder up and up. But its not about an end but the friends we made along the way
Zag may sympathise with Sisyphus on the account of them sharing a similar toil. But personally screw that guy, Im no giving him any nectar
I do think the Sisyphus in Hadesgame has matured, and is no longer the kind of man who would do what he did.
However, I appreciate that Than and others involved aren't narratively obligated to forgive him.
I have caught all the fish in the game but the codex says that i only caught a few
Is that a bug?
You have to catch multiple for some entries to fully appear.
have you caught all fish in each region or just one fish per region?
there are three different ones for each region including the final showdown/greece which are sometimes the hardest to come by due to the limited number of rooms you have a chance to have them spawn
I am on my sixth escape and I find it morbidly hilarious how blasé Zagreus and Persephone have already become about his Natural Causes deaths
They were so horrified and distressed the first time, and now it's just like, "Oh, drat, dying of horrible organ failure or something again--stick a pin in this conversation for next time, okay? Love you, 'bye!"
can only watch your son die terribly so many times before it starts getting old, right?
Zagreus is used to violent death and, well, the god of Death and the psychopomp for gentle death is Thanatos. At least Zag gets that, maybe? (although I dare say Charon also has some involvement in any of Zag's deaths)
Persephone grieved for Zagreus when he was stillborn, so she's had a long while to learn how to come to terms with that grief. In the end, she now knows he won't stay dead, which has to be a reassurance.
it's funny that at one point even Hypos says something along the lines of "here you are, enjoy your stay" he doesn't even reference how you died any longer.
Which is probably why Thanatos was chosen as a love interest. Zagreus visits Death more than... possibly anyone? xDD
i rly like them.. death never dies!!& life hardly does anything else. they're great
i really love all the specifically death-relevant characters 🥰 ares too has fun dialogue abt it
I absolutely adore Ares. He's my fave Olympian.
His keen appreciation for the Chthonic when most Olympians had/have very little interest in the lives of those 'down there' was very nice. According to Thanatos, Ares is the only Olympian who treats Thanatos with any due respect. And, of course, there's the matter of Sisyphus.
hehehe
but
BOULDY BOON
Sisyphus literally helps us even though he knows it’ll hurt him
Best bro in the underworld
i think Dionysis is probably my favorite Olympian bc i like to have a good time but i really like this depiction of Ares, and Achilles' note of war as a force of nature.
I think it's fun to think of the Olympians in terms of their direct relationships w/ mortals and i guess i think Ares just kinda has something neat there? to be the god of war, and to have a stake in the outcome of mortals' wars, is to also have an understanding of the reasons why mortals go to war, which is like.. i guess i just think it's neat and interesting to think abt gods' relationships to mortal violence, esp given elysium's celebration of it. idk! it's all cool
i like Dionysis for a similar reason btw, i feel like there's a universal mortal & immortal appreciation there for getting drunk and enjoying the company of other people
i think it's kinda sweet
i guess easy contrast is to figures like The Three Brothers who control forces of nature rather than anything that has a direct kinship with mortalkind
sorta lol
Zeus when you don't pick his boon: excuse you, even your father wouldn't have approved of this
Zag: *mash X to doubt
im pretty sure i got all of them
Meg is better
Ares is a figure who is tied more to courage and bloodlust than strategy (Athena is the war god more closely tied to strategy). He's someone who reacts with love and passion-driven violence. In particular, he's closer to his children than most of the gods. He loves them dearly and when they are harmed... he reacts badly. He was the defendant in the first trial for murdering Poseidon's son, because that son had tried to assault his own daughter and Ares was NOT HAVING THAT. His genuine love of Aphrodite was likewise able to sway his loyalties during the Trojan war.
Zeus hated Ares and proclaimed him the least favourite of his children. He preferred Athena's cold rationality to Ares's passion. In many myths that feature Ares, he's humiliated and brought low--often for the amusement of others.
And in so many interpretations he's just 'evil dude who likes to murder'. So I love that Hades made him charming and respectful. Blood-hungry, sure, but he treats the Chthonics with respect--especially Nyx and Thanatos for whom he seems to have a deeper admiration. Zagreus's continuing slaughter wins Ares's favour. He proclaims he would fight on Zag's side. And given Ares wars for love, that's a pretty awesome declaration.
Ha, I would write something on Dionysus too, given that you mentioned him and he's really fascinating... but that's long enough. I think xDD
Speaking of Dionysius. I'm reading his codex and It describes him as easy going and loving the mortals. Yea didn't his nyads dismember a bunch of people including Orpheous?
Dionysus is perhaps the most 'Earthly' of the Olympians. Possibly, he was elevated to the Greek Pantheon from earlier folk gods. And yes, he does love mortals, but he's the god of a lot of things and amongst those things he has a hold of frenzy and madness. Dismemberment and cannibalism while out of your ever-loving mind? That's as much Dionysus as laid-back enjoyment of a good vintage.
As I remember he constantly was in a drinking party tour
thank god someone around here i can trust with ares
Ares is ❤️
what you said is p much exactly why i love supergiant ares so much (fenyx rising ares is also really good with characterization), it's just refreshing to finally have ares depicted as someone other than angry murder man with no personality besides that. mythos was unfair to him, media continues to be unfair to him, to the point i've seen people express hesitance/guilt at liking supergiant's depiction of him and its like. please read his myths i promise he is more than what media has told you he is <3
DC made him the big enemy of the Amazons. I love Diana and all... but C'MON! That's not fair. xDD
Wait. You've seen people guilty for liking him in Hades?
yes
lmao
also saw an artist popular doing hades fanart tweet from a side account that they didnt trust anyone that thirsted for ares
dunno i blocked them lol. for a long while i regularly checked ares mentions and would see all kinds of goofy takes
Ares is so chill tho
That's... hilarious. Leaving aside the lore of Ares being a lot more complicated than 'angry murder man', he's a fictional character based on a mythological figure? I admit, I probably would have rolled my eyes and blocked them myself though.
i have a collection of weird things i've seen people say lol like this one calling ares "unquestioningly evil" when literally no one in the game is depicted as evil https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoFxEnoW8Aw6uJX?format=jpg&name=900x900
o.O
The only time Zagreus is at all disturbed by Ares is when he's playing go-between for Ares and the Goddess who raised him. Even then, it's a wariness Than is quick to say is unwarranted when Zag goes to him for advice. And Zag still does what is requested of him on that front and I don't think he would if he had any genuine ill-feeling.
I dont think I have a good read on ares because I never pick his boons
But I do remember the part where he's like "woah you killed a bunch of guys, coooool"
well its clear the rest of the olympians find ares disturbing, that part is true and gods like dionysus and poseidon remark on how ares would be more enjoyable to be around if he wasnt. yknow. ares. but calling him evil rofl. we played a different game
And like, they're mostly already dead so it's not bad for zag to do and it's not bad for ares to be a fan I guess
Poseidon is more 'evil' than Ares, especially given the hints about Theseus and, obviously, the Dusa thing.
Ares does love violence and war (Zagreus also enjoys a degree of violence, let's be real). But he doesn't fight to be cruel. He fights because he loves.
zeus: literally calls nyx a concubine, this is actually dialogue in the game
whatever this is: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExIjpIwWgAITJbp?format=jpg&name=medium
sometimes i just feel like 
ARES IS MISOGYNY?
lmao WOT
Patron of the Amazons, eternal lover of Love, that guy?
Can't argue with /vibes/ I guess
i guarantee you its just bc ares expresses any interest in nyx, despite the fact hes so polite about it. but then zeus is continually making skeevy remarks, like... 😭
continually seeing these comments about ares that have zero understanding of him from myth or even within hades itself is so tiring rofl i trust very few people with their opinions about him 
Yeah Zeus has a hole in his heart where respect in women should be, considering his words and actions in the game's story
Ares, who killed a man for assaulting his daughter, regardless of what consequences he would face? Athena's more misogynistic (hey there, Dusa, Clytemnestra).
i mean even if you dont know anything about myth, which there are a lot of people like that getting into hades, like.. idk. the complete disregard to zeus commentary ruffles me. i guess bc people just expect it of zeus? oh that wacky zeus, being gross about women again haha!
If there's One person I feel guilty for liking in the game it's Zeus lol
Zeus is a lot better in Hades than in myths, but I'm still not seeing why Ares of all people would stand out as evil or misogynistic within the game or the myths.
lightning boons too good
Athena. I like Hadesgame Athena. I also like a lot of her boons. But myth Athena is just... Well, a lot of the things people seem to hate about Ares, is what she is xDD
its cause media always props her up as a morally good figure
my middle/junior high school had Athena as a mascot lol
and a school anthem of sorts about Olympus
which makes it all the more poetic that I was a super outcast then, and became a Hades (the god) fan now
Her morals were... Athenian. She turned a woman into a monster for trying to hide from Poseidon in her temple and thus 'defiling it' when he caught her. She then sent a kid to behead that woman to 'prove himself'. She told Orestes that avenging his father by killing his mother was cool, because only his father was the 'real parent'. xD
I do theorize that game Hades took in Dusa because he knew about what Poseidon and Athena did to her and was like "screw them you can live here forever"
Game Hades is also a lot nicer than his myths. But I think Dusa just wound up there because, well, she was killed, and Hades is where the dead go. Wasn't her hiring as a maid a matter for Nyx?
I think Hades gave her the job, but Nyx does the delegation, etc
is it canon that dusa is the medusa?
also from the codex
"The Master deemed further inquiry into [Dusa's background] unlawful" which seems like he Knows Stuff
I think he knows stuff. Even if Nyx handles much of the running of the household, Hades does not strike me as a character who would let anyone work for him without checking their references, so to speak.
Right
You know, he does seem to lack empathy, at least when Persephone isn't there to guide him. He is prone making deals that are unfavourable to the other party (Achilles, Orpheus, Zagreus). He's a severe man.
it's implied. dusa has a couple lines if she's summoned while you have athena's call going. she doesnt react to any other olympian
She's also very uncomfortable when she's asked about what happened to her body. And Medusa was the only mortal gorgan.
Yeah I did wish there was a flag that makes him nicer to the other 2 couples if you reunite them after credits
Hades definitely isn't 'nice'. I don't think it's in his nature. He's more complex than just 'mean' or 'evil', but the happiness of those around him is generally not much of a concern in his decision making.
Admittedly that would mean more sets of lines to record but hey if Than and Meg can have alt dialogue depending on romance order...
yeah more accurately, somewhat less prickly
it's a cool contrast to Zeus: Zeus seems friendly and benovelent on the outside but we all know what he gets up to. Hades can be distant and somewhat off-putting on first impression but has a much better moral baseline
Ares is still better than both, though I wouldn't look to the Greek Gods as a moral baseline xD
wasnt ot athena who went nuts and turned a lady into a spider?
Well, that was out of guilt from driving her to suicide.
the greek gods werent meant to be seen as having any kind of moral baseline lmao the whole point is that they act terribly human and exaggerate actions and feelings you see every day from others, just obviously on a higher scale. i think hades did a pretty good job trying to express that none of them are inherently "better" than any of the others, even if a lot of people dont get that
They're as fallible as the humans who worshipped them... but way more powerful.
you definitely can't perfectly hold ancient greek gods to 21st century ideals, either
i will say that Hades (the game) did a good job of portraying ares as not openly wrathful and bloodthirsty, and yet fixated on violence to a degree that made me at least feel uneasy whenever he showed up. i imagine it may have been similar to ancient greeks who honoured ares, but prayed to athena in battle because ares made them...well...uneasy (especially since they would have known firsthand the ugly side of war he tends to represent).
Hmm what movie would the ares from hades like best
Raid
I mean yeah, but also I'm pretty sure a lot of what they did was not exactly okay even at the time. See: I'm pretty sure at one point some mortal asked Poseidon to punish someone for ||rape||. Don't remember who exactly but I'm like 80% confident it DID happen at some point in some myth or another
some kind of horror but not the excess jumpscare/gore kind, more like a dark horror.
i'm aware, i don't find it appropriate
The term is perfectly accurate from his perspective.
Esp given how zeus talks about women in general
makes me a bit uncomfortable, if that is fine with you
Well it's Zeus
the older i get the more i find "it's zeus" or "it's greek myth" or any such comments kind of a cop out
His wife Hera is a goddess of family or something but he has hundreds of kids from human women and she has only one son and it's not even from Zeus, she created him herself like from her leg or something
you can acknowledge these things were commonplace in myth and that they frankly suck. but i'm disengaging from zeus discussion bc i'm not really interested, if that's fine with you guys
gn 
Gn
was that Hephaestus?
Yes
i have caught
a ton of knuckleheads
my codex says i never caught one
is this a bug?
ah, thanks
I love how perplexed and delighted Zag is by surface fish
He's all "ah yes, a bizarre hellfish, excellent, in other news it's Tuesday" about the underworld fish
But the ordinary Greek fish are ???????
"Oh, I caught a Screaming Humdinger." /shrugs
vs.
"So, this is what mortals call...a 'salmon'? Wow!"
Try messaging in #h1-tech-support if you haven’t before
im gonna try
Artemis won't give me dialogue for Rama before I invest 5 blood into bow aspects, right?
Yeah
Hera has a bunch of kids by Zeus, including Ares.
They're also not human. Still. In Hadesgame, Demeter, Hera, and Hestia have different parents to Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Persephone also has a mortal father, meaning she's not Hades's niece as she is in the myths.
i remember demeter saying poseidon is her foster brother, but i dont remember her saying who her parents are. Do they elaborate on that?
she says one of her parents is Hyperion
The game seems to have opened up the family tree a bit, to forestall the worst of the inbreeding?
There's more mention of different parents and mortal lovers etc.
I am 100% in favor of this, given that traditionally it's less of a tree, persay, and more of a braid. 🙄
If they weren't divine, they'd probably all be flopping around like Ragdoll cats by now.
yeah they cut the 3 ladies from the 3 brothers to get rid of the worst of it
also yeah my theory is that, since they're gods, the genetic makeup is so unstable that there are no inbreeding side effects
Do Greek gods even have genetics? 😁
They just burst into being in strange ways so often, it feels like there's some other mechanic there.
(Please tell me Hades' Athena still busted out the top of Zeus' head like the world's most magnificent migraine, that's one of my favorite Greek myths.)
considering that Zag inherited 2 eye colors I'd say that genetics exists, but in a much more uncontrolled fashion. see: Nyx's crowd of asexually-born children
there's a (or some) species of reptiles irl in which there are no males and the females can just clone themselves so Nyx probably does the same but with self-mutation
(as far as I've played, Athena went "don't be ashamed of your parentage, mine is equally Complicated" so it might as well be that)

Demeter describes the birth/creation of gods as "springing from" this or that parent ("You sprang from Nyx, did you not?"), so I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't always a literal birth
We've already got examples like Aphrodite rising from the foam, Dionysus being sewn into Zeus' thigh to finish gestating, etc.
Persephone seems to have done things the human way, but she is half mortal in this version, apparently
yeah she's half mortal
is zeus kidnapping her for hades canon in this version?
She's a Goddess of the harvest, agriculture, fertility and sacred law
Yeah, they go the route of Zeus, rather than having Hades himself do it. Hades is slightly less complicated in this version, and they cut the worst of his actions. Thankfully.
is zeus trying to hook up persephone as her being his daughter with hades less creepy or more creepy than him kidnapping her as someone he has no relation too
She is still his neice by marriage.
And in several versions of the myth, Zeus is only involved after Hades springs from the earth and takes her. In other versions he's a coconspiritor from the start, but still steps in to try and run damage control when Demeter freezes the world in grief.
He does the same when Persephone tries to eternally trap Adonis too.
is that the guy who chose between persephone and aphrodite
Yeah, Persephone does not wanna let him leave Hades, but he wants to go be with Aphrodite. Zeus steps in and puts him with Perse for a third of the year, Aphro another third, and let's him choose for the final third (naturally, he chooses Aphrodite).
ok yeah
he dies and she tries to keep him there or something
i think i dont remember that well
Aphrodite actually gives him to Persephone to raise, but as he grows, she falls in love with his beauty and decides not to give him back. He's later killed by Artemis for besting her in a hunt, or in a few myths, by Ares for loving Aphrodite.
so he just screwed cause hes hot and everyone wants him
Kinda. Only, he did actually love Aphrodite. Persephone just... took a few lessons about entrapment from her husband, I guess.
i suppose yeah
Man, I never know whether to Talk first or Gift first
sometimes Gifting shuts off the Talk option, but sometimes Talking first ends the interaction and I don't get a chance to Gift...
i usually go with gifting
Yeah, that's probably the right call
I've never had gifting cut off the talk option before hmm
I just got Zag to call the Hydra Lernie and noticed now it says Lernie Vanquished. LOL
yep! its a great touch
rng for the ambrosia prompt?
yeah
i need to get her prompt so that i can get the darkness prompt from the house contractor
ooh yeah idk, it happened kind of quickly for me
is the amount of darkness needed for Nyx's favor a reference to anything? The only one I can think of is the first 4 digits of pi
Can I get the waking phrase for aspect of rama from Artemis if I use her keepsake?
i dont think theres any reason you couldnt
You'll make her appear but there's another later of rng for the phrase
3142 doesn't translate well to a date
Pi seems most likely to me
31th day of 42th month
Imo translates very well
january 3 42. A.D
prolly spoiler tag that and yes, after the epilogue the main story is over
dont have to delete it
My bad
its cool, technically you dont have too but idk if all the people here have done that
How is it you black out a message again? I don't use discord to often
Slight spoilers ahead
|| has anyone had issues with completing skellys favor and not being able to give him ambrosia? ||
if anyone could help that would be dope
did you kill him with max zag sword? that should insta complete it i believe
not really, but i've seen ppl with troubles with other characters
i did complete the sword favor
and did what he asked of me
but am now unable to have any meaningful interaction
still have hearts
to unlock
If you're on PC try closing and reopening the game
Is zag ||bi||?
ya
Probably
Adds to his cool factor
.>
I was obsessed with it when I first unlocked it
I need to get some rama runs going
Who should I give nectar
Whoever you like most/any Olympian God
I have all keepsakes except Persephone's and Hades'
how do i get hades keepsake?
keep talking to dad, after you get the true ending and wait until he thanks you
Ah ok thanks
Heeeeeelp, Thanatos finally smiled and it was because he didn't have to break the rules anymore to fight the dead with Zag
He is such a square 🤣
true omg
lol
I dont think u end up dating dusa
you dont, you end up as friends for all eternity
oh man getting patroculus keepsake is going to take a while isn't it
Why would it
because the process to get affinity meter, i haven't even started it
You just gift him one nectar for the keepsake
yeah but i have to get patroc to show up in codex first

He should after you talk to him
you just have to check the codex after talking to him for the first time, and then you should be able to gift him the next time. If he’s not in the codex after multiple times talking to him, that’s a bug
this delights me, thank you
now I'm just crossing my fingers that Dionysus sprang from his thigh, too
Zeus "gives birth" in weird ways a lot for such an exaggerated icon of macho masculinity, doesn't he? 🤔
my theory is that zeus is secretly a sponge
he buds? 😁
who wouldve thought such a cold goddess could roast zeus that hard
if the game got made into a movie Demeter is totally be that lady that a lot of men hate on just because she's a woman who sasses everyone, while they insist "it's not her gender it's just her personality"
Zeus is a sponge and Nyx is an anemone, she just kinda sprouts little polyps that float off into the void
hehehe
i feel like thatd be meg. demeter did lose a daughter "at least"
Much sad
How do I unlock themes
do you need pat's favor to get achilles' companion? Ive gotten the contracts for orpheus and sisyphus but havent gotten achilles' to show up yet
Mmm. I've seen a lot of modern adaptations make Demeter an overbearing nightmare so that Persephone can run off to 'sweet, caring Hades' and have guilt-free, deeply sanitised romance.
So, for the Queen's Plan, what do I have to do?
Max out all the Olympians' relationship values?
you have to forge bonds with six of them
Yes, I believe you do
update on my life, got back into the game and completed the main story line, cheers to that
once you upgrade the upgraded contarctors desk, complete all the work orders that give like rerolls when collecting keys or poms when getting nectar, then after that it should unlock
I already did that but no themes :<
Nah just gift everytime you see one and work towards their favors
have you done all the stuff in work orders?
Everything except the 500 gems infernal chest upgrade and the Erebus gates
think you need to get those aswell
oh yeah i just looked it up
need everything in work orders
i just procrastinated on getting the nectar poms and that kinda stuff so i htought that was all you needed
Understandable
Yeah erebus gates and the infernal stuff is all i need
I think i can buy thans theme then immediately
Also eurydice's
And idk if orpheus and athena have one
I'm pretty sure they are all unlockable once you get acsess to them
except for one that requires you to have a certain darkness amount
Will Orpheus ever appear at the House after you unlock the option to let him go to Eurydice? I want to see if he has a reaction to you buying it from the contractor but he hasn't been in his spot since
Yeah
ok I'll just get more runs then
what happens if i decline to accept the ambrosia from dusa
you dont get the ambrosia
theres no reason not to take it really
they dont mind either way
okay thanks
A lot of men hate on women in movies anyway, unfortunately. 
Mmmm
I reached locked heart on Thanatos and, according to the wiki, you only need to beat/tie him in kills after that and it'll unlock, but I've done that at least twice and nothing has changed. What do I do?
wait for rngesus
okay
also where do you give thanatos nectar/ambrosia? at the house or when he shows up in the run?
at the house
not sure if u can do it when he shows up but im 100% sure u can do it at the house
okay cool
does he always show up in the house after he shows up in a run or is that rngesus as well
sometimes hes stingy with the chilling but most times yeah
aight thanks
so if i keep finding him in runs and talk to him the heart will unlock?
yeah
great ty
Also you can gift him in runs, I find that better cause sometime he’ll be in the house but like talking to other people so you can’t gift him
Are u talking about the admin chambers
I'm wondering if theseus will ever get any character dev beyond Being A Big Rude Oily Man
It’s a locked door. You’ll get to go in later in the story
I mean he kinda has the development with astrius where they were arguing
OOOOOOOOO that's spicy
?
I really like the growing relationship between asterius & zag
No I don't think I've gotten to that point yet (but idm spoilers)
Ah ok
So far asterius & theseus been very civil with each other all We're A Team vibes
Yeah basically they start fighting about something, then eventually they come back together (and I think they get some new moves)
Oof i really do not need any new moves from that duo
I've maxed out all the hearts for the Olympians.
So I just keep talking to Persephone until she puts forward the plan?
i think asterius unlocked a new move, he just runs into a wall and theres a shockwave, pretty sure that wasn't there before
Theseus and asterius get new moves when they become friends again, asterius can throw Theseus and when asterius charges into Theseus it does the shockwave, with the delta strike voiceline from Theseus
bruh thanatos was all like 'what am i to you' and i thought that was it but his heart is still locked :(
you have to beat him in a underworld encounter to get the text
@jaunty mulch
just so you dont waste your time ^^
ayyy just got it, thank you bird!
There are harder challenges
Once i had to do 7 runs to unlock dionysus 7th heart dialogue
oh jeez
today i got the prophecy to get all legendary boons
that was rough
poseidon was just 'lol no u cant have second wave'
'how about another razor shoals?'
i got second wave easily
i get all legendary boons easy
That mirror upgrade helps a lot
asterius: this king is empty
asterius, throwing thesus: YEET
W H A T
Bro I was wondering what was happening that fight. I thought I was losing my mind lmao
im currently at the point where they break up
so yeah
i havent seen thatyet
The hydra is called lernie now however
how many runs does it take to get all the dialogue

its gotta take like
atleast 60 hours
a lot of dialogue is very situational, im at 400+ hrs and im sure there is some i havent seen
but also i started playing in early access
there is dialogue for maxing all the resource director ranks for example, and that is an immense darkness grind, so that will take very long
maybe he's using guan yu and everything really will be fine lol
@fierce estuary I summon you
not yet
oo
But yeah Aphrodite boons are really good
One time i had the damage boon
And it was a level 10 heroic
yea aphros damage boon is the strongest one in the game
So literally 199% damage increase
- the boon that makes enemies take 10% more damage if they are weak
A few
ive gotten that one that makes ur cast stronger based on effects from backstabs
And that poseidon aphrodite one that makes poms better
I used the pom one to get the heroic boon to level 10 so
oh thats how u did it lol
What does it do?
makes ur call gauge cap at 25% i think, and it charges in 5 seconds
so u can use call all the time

btw lesser calls are usually better than greater calls
since using call gives u i frames and stuff
also, zeus and dio call are meant to be used as lesser calls
ikr it deals so much dmg
Yeah i absolutely wrecked lernie once
i feel like the lightning bolts miss a lot but i think im a little biased
gotta stay close
oh hmm i use bows in hades
Yooooo
I only won with the bow once for the achievement, and that was because i got vicious cycle + hunting blades
Am I crazy or are you in the wrong channel rn
hello pancake
hi pancake
no it should be fine
Oh yeah we are in the wrong channel oops
it says or other aspects of hades :p
Lets go to #h1-discussion
sure
Ok
anyone know what the smoking flower things are in the house of hades?
and maybe asphodel too
they look like lilies
idk why theyre smoking though
I want to try some
😳 ??
Mmm
they do look yummy
on another note, master chaos appreciating zag's gifts of nectar is so nice, even after they know it's predictable is so nice
I just finished the feast and there was no mention of chaos anywhere, I talked to chaos before it happened. Is this supposed to happen
chaos cant come, they mention that
i love master chaos so much honestly. theyre so cool
well ultimately the focus of the epilogue is about the olympians. chaos does say that its basically not happening unless they hold the feast in chaos's realm though
its not really a surprising move either given that its established pretty well through the game that the olympians generally never held the underworld and all things attached to it in high regard, outside of ares
they dont but i dont think they'd handle being in their presence that well
except for ares i guess
aaah
i wanted ares to fanboy over chaos (and possibly start a war for fun) 
off topic but the rng gods are hating me, ive been trying to unlock hypnos' heart for so long, must i give an offering?
you just need to keep talking
Also Than needs to have 5 nectars, according to the wiki
ive maxed out than, im just rlly unlucky with rng lol
than tends to prioritize other dialogue, which is what makes getting through hypnos tough
devs have already upped priority on hypnos quest in than's dialogue but its still common to get stuck on it unfortunately
Hypnos was my very last bond on my regular file so yeah, it's just time
f, at least he likes the uhh sleeper lounge i got for him
Got dusa to full hearts yet no bond or the conversation
All other characters are bonded other than aphrodite obv
Done abt 7+ talks to dusa and no convs
Am I missin smth
To be fair, Hermes is entirely fine with the Chthonic too. He's also a psychopomp. He's just sneakier about his affiliations. xD
The have the SHAPE of amaryllis but they're really dark?? So either it's some underworld equivilant or they're so dark BCS of sth they did to them, they seem to serve as a sort of incense
||dusa and zag saying they love each other was very cute||
I surprised with how much dialogue dusa has. I'm still talking to her after exhausting everyone else's dialogue
big massive ultra spoilers || I JUST GOT THE FATE OF BRINGING ALL OF THE OLYMPIANS TO A MEETING IN THE UNDERWORLD IM SO HYPED LET'S GOOOOOOO||
So how do i know when i have done all the achievements from the fated list? i thought i did them all except the final story one but the one appeared yesterday (the kill count with your favorite god of war)
Will i ever know that im done-done or do i have to wiki count it?
there's a kill count in the pool of scrying
Uh
Well I can say I finished of the prophecy list a few days ago
And yesterday ||nyc|| talked to me about it
so i know that patroclus & achilles are war-husbands for life but
did he have to reject me this hard
||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784462779767324674/869623103653810227/unknown.png ||
sorry if this is a joke and I'm taking this too seriously, but given that he's basically Zag's weapons instructor, it's warranted just on that front. we don't need more Teen/YA media pushing teacher/student pairs (YOI and Tamora Pierce I'm Looking At You)
or any media for that matter, but esp ones that teens engage with
Wait does this happen if you give him ambrosia or something?
Not to my knowledge.
a weird leap. Unless every nectar/ambrosia gift is somehow romantic in nature, which would be weird since not everyone has ||the heart and bow|| when you unlock the remaining hearts, including with Achilles.
So what would trigger that dialogue?
Giving him nectar/ambrosia will probably trigger that dialogue
I think it happens once or twice after gifting nectar, he assumes Zag is gifting it to him to start something when the reality is appreciation. Additionally, he says he's taken even if he wanted to start something.
Ah man
I wanna avoid it but I also wanna give him more nectar just to unlock that quest to reunite his husband with him
according to this blog that posts transcripts https://hades-dialogue.tumblr.com/post/190695626107/gifting-nectar-achilles#notes it looks like it happens at the 5th gift? - idk how reliable the blog is but wanted to find it
i dont think it's explicitly, unquestioningly romantic, but nectar and ambrosia are both certainly lavish, and as a mortal Achilles would typically not be exposed to either of htem
so it's a big deal for the gods sure but it's a bigger deal for someone who isn't a god and has no higher power
I never actually got that dialogue cause I think I was already in a relationship?
you cant get locked out of dialogue like that. all of the gifting dialogue is set
the zeus bond thing was a bug!! so im not crazy after all!!! :'D
I wonder if not getting the "Flaaameaaterr!" line is also a bug because I have never gotten it 😔
Ouf, I just have a terrible memory then
iirc there is a variation in the dialogue but it depends on whether you've met pat/know his name or not, if anything
but you'll still have that convo with achilles regardless if you've pursued than/meg or not
I think I had met pat, so maybe thats why my memory is a little shoddy
Is it weird that I kind of love how often a character will react with some degree of awkwardness to Zag showering them with expensive gifts?
It's such a common relationship dynamic in video games (here! take one hundred things and love me!) and it's fun to see it skewered
and played slightly off-kilter with just a touch of "here is a young man who is kinda starved for affection and wants to be friends with everybody but has not had good role models to walk him through the process, throwing presents all over the place"
"and sometimes it makes people go 😑 or 🤔 "
not weird at all i def agree. and think it's a good thing when like. dusa for example ||gives everything back because imo it's frankly a lil inappropriate to be showering her with that much attention when she didn't ask for it/expressed discomfort lol||.. zag you have a problem buddy you gotta get your compulsive gift-giving under control !!
didn't zagreus also have a crush on dusa?
yes indeedy
yeah like as someone who was given unwanted gifts by a few different guys in high school who were trying to take the "vending-machine" approach to dating, I especially appreciate the gentle flipping of the trope
she kinda had a crush back i think ? even if didn't pan out - but the bottles and bottles of nectar/ambrosia was a lot
like a starry-eyed crush at least when they first met
it seems like Dusa had a crush early on, but as she got to know him and the starry-eyed phase wore off, she--oot, yes
ayy
same hat! 🎩
i'm glad they didn't end up together because you don't see that too often in media, unreciprocated affection that doesn't end in drama or weirdness
yeah and then they're like hey being close friends is cool
Yes he does
Hello, I wish you all a good time 
Can I ask for help to find a specific line of dialogue from the game here?
what's the line? :o
It was a really funny line from Hades, and than back and forth between him and Zagreus.
It happened during my first fight after the main mission / credits and the timing as well as voice acting were just perfect^^
Hades said something like "I hope you're having a most pleasant evening" (from my memory)
Zagreus replied: "Oh I most definitely am, thank you, Father!"
to which Hades replied: "Ah, yes, indeed!"
(the last two I got on screenshot)
I think I have it, I'll try to dig it up later after work
I couldn't find a video or picture of it online so far, neither a quote in the fandom-wiki or the "Hades Dialogue" tumblr list.
Thank you ^^
ping me again if I don't post it in like..24 hours
the tumblr is quite lacking in post-credits things I think
the hades dialogue blog hasnt been updated since before the nighty night update, which was march 2020, iirc
so its missing nighty night, blood price and launch content
ah.
I wonder if it's new dialogue and if I have a chance to hear it again.
I watched some walkthroughs and none of them had this line during their first post-credits fight.
I'm almost tempted to re-buy the game on PC just to have all the lines on hand
my guess is that it randomly pulls from a selection of dialogues
because I have 2 files, and I got that line in the "younger" file but not on the older one.
It was perfectly adequate for the awkwardness of their first time fighting without being as serious as before.
Some actual banter, not only aggressive taunting
Maybe I was lucky to have it come at that particular time
was this in the hall
it's during the hades fight
oh i know where to look then, hold on
It seemed to trigger right when he summoned underlings.
speaking of which, Hades has a special line if you have the Pom Blossom equipped in the last fight. But all the people posting playthroughs tried that right after it was launched, in which Hades has a line for the first post-credits fight regardless, which supercedes the Pom Blossom dialogue, which means, as far as I know, nobody on Youtube has it
||Hades: ...That pomegranate blossom... I caught its subtle scent as you approached. The Queen has her mother's strength. And much more self control.
Zag: What, you're afraid of a little flower, now, Father? One that imbues me with the fiercest might of Olympus, granted, but still! It looks harmless, at least.
Hades: I fear your little flower there much more than you. The Queen and her mother... they possess power over life. Thus, power over death.||
oh yeah I made sure to record that on my second file.
I love it so much because ||Zag is all "wow is that vulnerability I'm seeing? lmaoooo" and Hades just goes "yeah."||
Those are good lines, true :)
unfortunately while i have the battle lines theres no way for me to determine the order without seeing the actual sequence in game
Ah, one more minor thing that's too late for me now but maybe helpful if I'd so a new save.
Sometimes I can both talk to an NPC and gift them a nectar or Ambrosia but sometimes if I do one option first, the other one becomes unavailable after that (most often it happened with Than or Dusa disappearing after the first option).
Is there a way to anticipate which option will make them leave or stay or will they always leave for either option, if they do so at all?
could a text-search for "evening" and/or "pleasant" work?
if you have them as text
so mine is not exactly that but
H: I trust you're having a most pleasant evening, boy?
Z: it could be better, I suppose!
H: and such a shame for that!
Z: it'll be alright!
Oh, could the replies vary randomly?
I think the first one was what I had. Thanks again :)
Tisiphone, after tapping the microphone: Murderer
Crowd: goes wild
Zagreus, in tears: Beautiful
so if:
Hermes knows sign language to talk with Charon, and
Hades probably also knows sign language to talk with Charon,
there's probably one time where Hades ran into Hermes and they started signing to each other before going "WAIT we can both talk"
Gotta love them multilingual problems
apparently sign is faster than talking sometimes
Monolingual ppl: You're so smart, being able to talk in multiple languages!
Every multilingual person ever: WHAT'S THAT ONE WORD-
Multilingualism: Nah fam, we just dumb in multiple languages
Also, I can see sign being faster than talking
me talking in Chinese: ugh I know that word in English
Me talking in English: ugh I know that word in chinese
Or those words that don't have a direct translation and you're just like help
also at work, different coworkers initiate conversations with me in different languages, and if one of them uses the language they don't usually use, my brain is like
ERROR. ERROR. Re-downloading language pack, please wait
I love how we make fun of the fact that Google Translate is not completely accurate, and although that is true, we humans aren't completely perfect with language either ;-;
Translation algorithms are getting better I think
yeah and what's a "perfect language" can change too
*gestures towards variants of English
I work as a professional translator and I still go WHAT'S THAT WORD?? in both Japanese and English on the regular
This is how brains are 😅
Ah yeah I didn't think about it that way; i just thought it was a funny segue into revealing the achilles-patroclus storyline; u right tho
Since there would probably be some number of players who would be going around trying to romance every character they meet hehe
I wish I could gift lernie ;_; he is such a good boy
edit: sorry just nectar
- I've talked to patroclus a bunch of times too
This happens a lot with food with me since chinese dishes have like 5 different types of spring onion / chive variant for specific different uses. I never remember the chinese word for them so I'll be like "no not the chive-we-stir-fry, i'm talking about the-chive-we-put-in-dumplings"
Also i am so curious about what the chef is doing with all my fish
How does one prepare a slavug for consumption
All the fishies are save and cared for by the head chef.
A slavug is used to enhance the flavor in the liquor
They're all save in the aquarium.
The fish just provide moral support while the chef cooks 
Yuh
chlam chowder
i only see the ones in elysium and on the surface as edible if we're going down that route
maybe the Chaos fish too
Zagreus: If I was a satyr sack, where would I be?
Slavug bourbouristi, anyone?
You can't call it a 100% run unless you've heard every dialogue in the game
but how will I know??? (over dramatic question)
idts but they never leave after nectar
just give nectar first than talk
Omg I was so shocked when I started to play actual notes on the lyre, but now I’m playing small sections from the soundtrack. Does anyone know how far that puts me into my progress for the prophecy? ( like /210?)
i think that is pretty much there? maybe you just need the dialogues from orpheus to progress or maybe youre really close. either way the playing is as far as it progresses
Ok, he didn’t have any dialogue for me but maybe next time I come back the painful way he’ll have something to say
is there a...painless way to come back? Besides that one time
I… don’t think there really is. Maybe giving up, but I’ve never tried that. What I meant in my comment was just walking from my room back into the main hall
Giving up removes the progress and the run canonically didn’t happen. Giving up is disabled after the victory screen I think, so you have to claim your reward and take the exit to die
there was one death message i got
where it said that zagreus just walked over the a red pool and jumped in
cause the pool asked him to
i dont remember the exact dialogue but it doesn't sound too painful(?)
OH i got that one the other day i actually screenshotted it cuz i thought it was funny. lemme grab it
he did follow this up with a death gurgle that i would hesitate to describe as "painless"
why does sisyphus get a companion 😠
it seems like people have a lot of feelings about Sisyphus! I'm curious - fill me in!
Okay, Zag getting mauled to death after trying to commune with a bear like a Disney princess is the best post-credits death yet 🤣
my personal fav so far is one where he zigs instead of zags on the way to his mom's house
Actually a good idea
Chilli con satyr sack anyone?
The lyre reminds me too much of my own untuned guitar on which I can play like maybe 6 cheat chords on
Huh, what triggered this?
as far as i know it's just random after you reach the credits
or it goes in order
idk which actually
Aww, I honestly didn't like Thanatos much at first blush, but he's grown on me. It's very sweet that ||the sound for their love scene is the two of them joyfully laughing together||.
He's so flat and grim to start with, it's nice to see him warm up. Sure takes a while, though. 😅
it sure does lol
he is so funny and standoffish
I started to really like him after he said something along the lines of "you didn't ask me to help you, true, but what did you expect?"
because my exact reaction to his initial begrudging help had been like "no one asked you to be here!!" and hearing him respond to that specifically was perfect. what did i expect?
I read it as him being extremely jealous and hurt that zag would wanna be anywhere else than right beside him 24/7
Plus it's so funny how both than & meg go and tell sisyphus off for helping zag
always feel bad obligating than to talk to him
well they don't trust him because of what he's done that landed him in eternal punishment in the first place, and zag has no knowledge of sisyphus' past. i think its fair for them to be wary
^ on top of that, don't think than would every be happy for someone cheating him
is he being punished for cheating death, or for doing the murder act? because it seems like SGG may have written out that second one for this interpretation, the way they adjusted some of the other characters' stories, and just stuck with the tricking-Than thing...
Sisyphus, I mean.
In the original myths, he was known for violating Xenia (the law of hospitality) and killing guests under his own roof, but he also cheerfully ratted out Zeus after the big guy kidnapped some river god's daughter, so her dad could find her and rescue her, which is honestly fine by me! Good job there, Sisyphus!
mine too
I seem to vaguely recall some dialogue about what kind of person he was in the past, but I’m pretty sure he’s being punished for cheating death and not for that
It’s been a while though since I’ve seen all that dialogue. I could be wrong
sisyphus vaguely remarks that he was not a good person but i just closed all my notes
as far as i can remember there's never anything in particular mentioned aside from cheating death
Yeah totally
I thought it was funny cause i figured they were doing that out of jealousy
trap him in chains too
yeah he just wanted to build a good city man
Was Skelly really joking to zag about wanting to be released from being beaten up continuously and being a ship captain?? or was he lying about that prank
What if skelly wants to really escape from being a dummy
i think he really does like getting beaten up haha
zag at some point threatens to never beat him up again and he caves, but i don't remember what zag was trying to achieve lol
how could you know you're not skelly
ok yea that makes sense
i think that was actually zag trying to get skelly to reveal what he really was in life, so you'll eventually see whether or not he really was a ship captain :)
i think he was trying to figure out who sent skelly to help him when he did that
yeah you're right
I enjoy how apparently Than and Zag's story arc could have been half as long, if they didn't suck at communicating with each other 
Zag's love languages are words of affirmation and giving gifts, and Than's is acts of service, and they've both been yelling I LOVE YOU at each other at top volume in their respective languages for ages and not hearing each other at all 🙃
to be fair i think many of us have similar issues we could've worked out faster if communicating with other people wasn't so difficult lol
than's "tsch. forget it" *poof* cracks me up every time tho
come back!! talk to me!
"Why do you keep helping me all the time?" "Why do you insist on giving me all this stuff I didn't ask for?" arrrgghhh
Than doesn't do words, seems like. And Zag is 87% words by volume. 🤔
i mean the vast majority of conflicts within the game are even conflicts bc no one knows how to communicate.
communication problems, the game
which. fair i guess. a bunch of immortals with very human emotions but not a human understanding of those emotions
lol as if we were great at communication
we are not but we also dont start trials of combat with godly powers the moment we feel offended either 🤧
well speak for yourself lmao
we might if we had godly powers!
and the entire main story conflict is Hades having acts of service cranked dysfunctionally to 500% which drives the other forms to the negatives (esp the ones that Zag needs)
Zag needs some words of affirmation so badly 😭
this boy is running all over hell trying his darndest to make himself as appealing and lovable as possible to as many people as possible, in a desperate bid to stuff some affection into the great big hole in his heart where his dad's love was supposed to be.
if it weren't for Achilles and Nyx, he'd be about a fifth as functional and healthy as he is.
--I mean, ahem! A fun game about fighting ghosts in hell! 8D
Is Zag actually the god of blood or is that just a thing Achilles thought?
up to player interpretation more than anything. its not something mythos zagreus was known for
Zagreus also ends up believing it, I think. I just got a cutscene where Hades is all like oh you’re the god of nothing then Zag lands on the ground and is like I’m the god of blood
had some time to put my clip on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhsHvIFl4tQ
Local Dad learns that giving words of affirmation every once in while will not kill him: the game
I found the way personal space was treated really nice
Even though there was a lot of conflict initially the way everyone respected one another's boundaries was really nice to see in a game without cheesy lines
Felt real healthy
Did Than and Meg have a thing?
Ares is like "don't mind if I slide into your parents' polycule"...
and on that day, Zag was reminded that he's very much a Greek god.
I like how chaos tells you to beat hades with his egg because "itll be funny"
That's pretty much Master Chaos' thing
Everything they do, they do it because they believe it'll be interesting and amusing
smh did you just misgender my buddy chaos
I don't think you can even gender Chaos
They're the Alpha. If their design is any indication, it's possible that the forces that Chaos birthed just kinda popped off of them.
Like Athena did with Zeus
Well, technically Zeus ate Athena's mother while she was pregnant, then had Athena escape out the top of his head, if you want to get into the mythological nitty gritty 🤣
But I am 100% here for Chaos just budding 👍
Zeus missed out on the Parental Vore Experience so he had to make up for it xD
Quit eating each other, Greek gods! it's extremely upsetting!
ngl when Hades told Zag his father was worse than Zag's I was initially like "sounds like gaslighting but ok"
then I read up on what actually happened and
hesGotAPoint.gif
Cronus! Real bad!! D:
all of Zeus' siblings have developed a sense of when he gets drunk enough to start telling the "I rescued ALL of you from Vore" story for the 34353452'th time
Also explains why Demeter went full-medieval on her dad's behind with Malphon
She BEAT HIM SO HARD, SHE KILLED HIS LEGACY.
I mean you could just call it cannibalism, I'm pretty sure there was no sexual motive 🙄
oh is that sexual, I just thought it meant eating whole
It's disturbing enough without that, thanks.
Yeah
dont look it up heh
Vore is specifically having a fetish for being swallowed, don't look it up!
I actually looked it up before, maybe I just selectively forgot
Yeah, I'm trying to be delicate, there are rules here 🤣

the first time I heard of it was in the context of doing it to Switch cartridges so.....
TL;DR, the Titans were a-holes
Anyway! Cronus was a baby-eating nightmare man! 0/10 parenting, do not recommend!
Honestly, that the Olympians are only this dysfunctional is a miracle in and of itself
Cronus was that bad
At least Hades wasn't so paranoid of being overthrown by his son that he ate him alive at birth
It's a very very very low bar but he did clear it 🤣
He geniunely loved Persephone
Zag has been eyerolling at dad's disparaging comments about his grandparents until one time he went with mom to Olympus and heard the story from uncle Zeus
And dialogue from Zag and a few intros from Hades made it clear that Hades did try to raise him
Dusa will ask why Zag speaks with a surface accent
Zag says its because Hades taught him, but wonders if it might be in the blood
the bar was below the ground and every generation digs it up by a little
one of Zeus' post-epilogue lines was like "your parents are such a power couple, true rivals to me and Hera"
and Zag is like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, that's understandable
A lot of problems in Greek Mythology involved Zeus and Hera
At first I was wondering why Hera isn't providing Boons, but then, she's infamously territorial
at least she gave her bow
Hestia is a bit more questionable though
Goddess of the Home, Hearth, and Family, after all
Hera mostly cursed people and turned them into things as revenge for being assaulted "seduced" by her husband
Ares already has cursing on lock and turning people into things is a hard mechanic to work into the gameplay 🤣
let's not forget none of them are foster siblings in the original myth, they're just incredibly incestuous
Honestly Zag is lucky she didn't hear Zeus joking about being his real dad, she was infamously cruel to her husband's illegitimate children 😑
negative boons
wait I have the screencap on my computer lol
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867888481324761108/870684217024077824/unknown.png?width=897&height=502
Zag relays this to his parents and Persephone just melts to the floor laughing while Hades silently puts his face down on the desk
I enjoy the way Greg leaned in on making Zeus a complete egotistical ass with zero self awareness
Poseidon best uncle, y/y?
At least Poseidon is somewhat charming in his blowhardy-ness
However you describe that
I find Zeus' imperious attitude a lot less amusing
He just really loves fishing and watching Theseus get his butt kicked, it's very relatable
game Poseidon is my husband ❤️
Poseidon's Duo boons tho
as inaccurate as it is, I still call Sea Storm the Himbo Uncle Duo
I feel like Poseidon was a himbo in his younger days
It's funny that the Olympians are using this all to make a good impression on Zag
Dionysus seems to have picked up that mantle for the next generation
I keep seeing people calling Zag a himbo and it's like ?????
He's a little clueless sometimes, but he's nowhere near dumb enough to be a himbo 🤣
He's the God of Parties, Wine, and (in some circles) Madness
Of course he'd be a bit of a himbo
I'd say Zag is less dumb and more inexperienced.
mmm
Like, he relates Hermes' symbol to bat wings instead of bird wings
Because he's never seen a bird in his life
Aren't they all lol
Yeah, he's ignorant, not stupid
He's the male version of the Spirited Young Princess archetype, haha
Nyx makes some kind of darkness-preserving charm for Zag and omgggg yayyy he gets to go to Olympus with Persephone!! then half an hour into the party there he's like "....now I know why you and Father bailed from here..."
He's bad at parchmentwork, and administrating the dead, but he's a good student, from what Achilles notes in his Codex
"I have zero worldly experience but I received an excellent classical education!" 💕
Also, if Achilles and the Keepsakes are right, Zagreus is the God of Blood and Life
Administrating the dead wouldn't just be out of his wheelhouse, it'd be anathemical to him
No wonder he sucks at it
I wonder who taught him to speak so graciously? It had to be Nyx, right?
hades taught him i think
Nyx and Achilles probably helped (a lot) with mannerisms
I mean, he got his accent from Hades for sure! I just meant his phrasing
You know he never learned from Hades how to be like, "Dearest So-and-so, your kindness and gracious support have meant the world to me in the midst of my struggles, I can never thank you enough but I hope this small token will begin to express my gratitude," etc etc 🤣
Iirc, irl he was originally primarily a god of madness, wine and parties following after, the madness aspect fading away because polite society was angy about it. Hence why even after it stopped being prevalent you still get things like the occasional mention of his long lost horns, and his followers tearing people to pieces
Lady Nyx raised him like one of her own, and Master Achilles is his mentor.
So yeah.
And Hades showed him who not to be.
more stuff from my switch clips cleanout - Persephone asking if Zag is ok with her and Hades being all PDA around the house is so cute
That's good to have; thank you :)
One thing the mortals have on us is that they quickly become men. This is the Fury, Megaera. She will... accelerate the process in your case.
what the Hell is that supposed 2 mean because my mind jumped to “arranged marriage” and i doubt that’s it LOL
Aphrodite makes me really uncomfortable with a lot of her dialogue. You'd think the goddess of love would be better at noticing when people aren't into her. Or at least would figure out Achilles is gay faster, but yet. And then when she figured that out she tried to flirt with Zag and it was even MORE weird
shes flirtatious but shes not really flirting with zag
she has a line higher in her affinity where she reminds zag that shes married
Some gods SGG have really unique takes on, and others...
Not that I have any better ideas on how to write aphro
That never stopped her before tbh
I felt so vindicated that after the epilogue she was surprised that Hades had a lover, because I hardcore read him as demi/asexual so it just flew over her head
See, she regularly cheated on her husband with Ares
Plus Artemis was also pleasantly like "oh yeah I met your dad (and ACHILLES ⭐)"
Artemis is so good in this game I love what they've done with her
she's so happy to meet her idol AND an older ace
Artemis exudes so much ace energy, I love it 
Same
no. i take issue with that. if you've actually looked into mythos you would know 1) aphrodite was married against her will, either by zeus or hera 2) ares was nothing but respectful toward aphrodite and often times she was one of the only ones that could calm him down 3) ares is the only male olympian that has no records of forcing himself upon anyone
i have great distaste for aph and ares getting blamed for continuing their relationship when aph was not given a choice in marriage
I know this. It still doesn't change the fact being married doesn't stop her from doing things outside of the marriage even if it is understandable why she did it.
within the narrative of hades the game aphrodite is flirtatious more than anything lmao
being flirtatious and actually flirting with someone are two different things
mars does, though ares doesn’t
hephaestus seems to be fine with the whole arrangement, if i recall
he seems to be one of the least problematic olympians by modern standards
just wants to build stuff, gets overlooked
oh, though there were his magical traps, now that i think of it. make of those what you will
The aphrodite marriage can be read as a twisted joke against him
yeah i didnt take the marriage line as a "i am not flirting with you btw" indicator but as like "just so you're aware" ig. here is the full line
You do know that I'm married, don't you, love...? I'd forgive you if you didn't, for my husband, he's always... busy with his work. I'm grateful that you're there for me to talk to.
i guess i interpreted "busy with his work" as a lil ? suggestive ? sorry, i don't think that's the right word, but like - "i have a husband, but he's never around" with someone you have been flirting with and/or flirtatious towards, it didnt feel like a clarification of Not Flirting when i read it
i said ares, idk why the mars clarification is needed. ares and mars are depicted very differently. i'm just saying that i dislike the immediate need to make ares and aphrodite the bad guys in the situation when its overall more complicated than "ohh she was cheating 🙄 "
Hey I never said she was a bad person. She is but for other reasons. I'm just saying that "I have a husband" isn't a very good "I'm not flirting with you" if you're known to cheat on your husband regardless of the moral implications
Monogamy is not a moral imperative. She can have relationships with whoever she likes.
And Zagreus is most certainly into her.
Are you discussing relationship of greek gods?
I think a lot of people forget that there are lot of versions and interpretations by a lot of different authors throughout history in the first place.
And Hades is not bound by any of them, either.
What we know of Lady Aphrodite in Hades is what we know from the game. Everything beyond that is speculation.
yeah i think how the relations between the olympians are written, being foster siblings and all, makes it pretty clear that sgg intended to take out the problematic stuff

gud gud
i mean it's still kinda there lol, zag does have a relationship with his foster siblings haha
but they're gods so is oki :)
Yeah but how unproblematic did they mean to make it when the guy who you grew up as a brother around is romancable? Zagreus goes out of his way to specify that he thinks of Hypnos, thans twin, as a brother. It's still very much gods and at that the ancient Greek pantheon we are talking about, you can't exactly hold them to the same moral code as 21st century real-life
The explicitly do not mention certain parts and made it a little less wild, but it's still very much ✨ problematic ✨
tbqh, i wouldn't consider a consensual relationship between foster siblings problematic exactly. it is... out there, but there's no skewed power dynamic that would make consent difficult, and they're both adults
and i think you can absolutely change the story to make it appropriate. it's just that, a story
There is a number of reasons why foster relationships are odd, while not outright Dangerous to potential offspring, and I am not saying that you can't change a story, but at the end of the day the ancient Greek mythos is riddled with things we view problematic nowadays, partially because morals have shifted and also because the characters in these stories are still gods. Theyre, to some degree, liberated of moral dilemmas as characters.
And Hades, at the end of the day, draws inspiration from these sources. They don't mention a lot of the problematic parts and made active efforts to dispell a lot of it as 'well it's actually just lost in retellings what actually happened and mortals came up with dumb shizzle' but i dunno, the original myths and stories included a lot of Bad Stuff™
to get posidon's last affinity heart, do I need to get a perfect catch/
Not according to the wiki, no. Just a minimum of 18 fish.
Could also just be that you were getting other dialogue from him first.
Lotta dialogue to go through
I have over 100 fish, doubt it but maybe
Poseidon was my last heart to unlock, it took me ages
those dad lines make me feel like I'm being rewarded for poor skill LOL, 10/10 would die again
Have you tried using dads greater call against him?
i do wonder what would happen
yes, I have a compilation of his reactions actually
it's the problem with trying to adapt ancient mythologies. i don't think anyone's immune to it: you want to be as accurate as possible while changing details to fit a modern moral code, but there are still glimpses of the problematic ideas of the source material. even Percy Jackson's not immune
i do believe he reacts to it, which i'd like to see: haven't gotten that far yet
He does react to them, they're quite funny imo
Zag's reaction to buying the Charon Well item that trades health for money is also hilarious
Oh yes I love those « ugh more obols, more suffering »
suffering in success
Percy Jackson played in America, that alone makes me laugh in incorrigible passive agression ✨ ✨ ✨ but no, seriously i don't really mind the fact that people change up the story. I also don't exactly mind that the Greek mythos is what it is. It is a product of it's time and we evolved at a society.
I guess i just dislike the idea of acting like Greek mythos is just a bunch of stuff that you can just change hilly billy with no consequences, because at the end of the day reinterpretation are just that. Reinterpretations.
i don’t know of anyone who has tried to push forward their version of the myths as the True Version. at this point, most ancient mythological systems aren’t believed today, and are treated the same as fairy tales and legends: they can be readapted and changed, even drastically, to fit different ideas without causing offence
in 200 years someone's gonna make a fighting game where you beat up dudes in temples as jesus
and boy oh boy I cannot wait for that game
Omg, i want
Btw thats not rly what i meant by that but it doesn't rly matter enough to further talk about it
true, and it’s more of a #off-topic-discussion topic anyway. my point is: everybody knows that reinterpretations are just that and nothing more
No no no I'm a prophet my words are the correct words and you should believe everything I say without question /j
Iirc there's already a story about Jesus beating dudes up in a temple, it's called the Bible 🤣
Famously lost his temper with people selling stuff in a temple and chased them out with a whip, haha
yeah but not a game about it
SGG @ ancient Greeks: hey you know that OC you made up and gave 4 lines of story to? he's ours now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQlOk4CmN9A
not sure if this can go into fanworks but I cobbled together a bunch of post-credits Persephone and Hades for personal shipping purposes
I loved the dynamic between Hades and Persephone, so here's a compilation of some Content related to them, be it them talking to each other, one of them mentioning the other, or other characters mentioning both of them. All are post-credits, since all the other story compilations on youtube only cover stuff before.
All footage recorded by me wi...
theres something incredibly funny abt chaos just asking you to take their egg up to the surface.and them being satisfied with the result
they even ohoho when you beat dad
That's pretty nice, but why is the House so undecorated?!
I want to eventually make a compilation of all Hades reactions to various purchases, and haven't found the time yet
(the last clip is from my first file which has more decor :D)
Does anyone know how many like story lines/bits there are? I'm thinking of starting a new file to re-visit the story, but I want to make sure I got all of them first. The ones I know are || 1. getting persephone back 2. getting the olympians to come the house 3. all the favours (I have all the max bonds) 4. dusa getting fired 5. minotaur signature for hypnos 6. nyx + ares 7. all the romance options ||
there's some minor stuff that you prob got along the way like ||Getting Zag, Hypnos and Dusa on the employee of the week board||
Oh and ||Theseus and Asterius' "breakup"|| that took me over 150 runs to trigger
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2287677255
this guide covers pretty much everything i think
hm that asterius autograph thing kinda sucks :/
i don't really want to intentionally die :/
You don't have to do these!
treat it as a resource farming run
yeah but i want to!
Take Posi's keepsake and roll for ocean's bounty / huge catch
the autograph is so worth it
Oo thank you!! I think I have most of them!
Wonder what triggers the breakup. I got it in less than 30 runs.
i get why ares is looking for friends outside of olympus, my sweet himbo of war 🥺
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793981331436208138/872226952126287872/1145360_20210802161309_1.png?width=927&height=521
olympians big meanies
What is a himbo
an attractive, kind and a somewhat dumb man
i think it fits ares' vibe
unrelated, Poseidon's hair looks rlly soft
I think Poseidon is more a himbo, Ares is too chill to be one
well, in fairness, consider that most of hypnos's dialogue is him commenting on what killed you. it makes sense that the autograph is tied to deaths, bc hypnos sees what killed you on his list, which then in turn makes him react to it
and ares is absolutely not a himbo rofl
feel like everyone forgets what makes a himbo, have a refresher :) https://gyazo.com/47890ce3ddb98fea2aeaad988b329693
ares is... not dumb. not sure what gave you that impression, he absolutely displays a cold, calculating nature
I think some degree of high-energyness is also needed
Yeah that's an odd definition. I'm assuming there is no official one if that's what you decided to use
it's internet slang so "official definition" is an odd request
Well something that doesnt look like a reddit post lol
(tumblr)
if u google "himbo" tho it's
an attractive but unintelligent man.
if you want to use that as your official one. that's what google gives you
Himbo, a portmanteau of the words him and bimbo, is a slang term for an attractive but vacuous man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himbo
same gist
Zagreus is a himbo
Well it's likely that it comes from "male bimbo", so the point of reference is prob this:
yes
I'm not sure ares is even that built to be honest? He's not top 5 in the hades cast
Zagreus is very unintelligent but is made to be pretty attractive. Himbo?
though maybe it's just armor in the way
so kindness is not a necessity, but if one is nasty then they're just mean, lol
have u seen his arms
zagreus can be reasonably interpreted as a himbo imo. not ares or most of the other cast
Zag can be headstrong but don't think he's unintelligent
he's maaaayybe a tad naive but not dumb, yeah
ares is definitely built lol, most of the Male characters are save for orpheus and hypnos I think
poseidon is the strongest case for himbos in hades
yes I know they're awful in myths but they're glossed over in the games story
i think ares gives me himbo vibes because of his relationship with nyx
it happens gradually, just keep playing
himbo
slang
: an attractive but empty-headed man
From Merriam-Webster's Unabridged Dictionary.
That's like every male character in all of Greek mytho outside of Odysseus who's name I can never spell without spell check
Like, the men in greek myths tended to be big strong men with 0 iq
Dionysus gives me some himbo vibes, he's got the essential kindness as well as being absurdly hot and not apparently super bright
Zag is too smart and well-spoken to be a himbo, he's just very inexperienced/naive but ignorance =/= stupidity
(Speaking of which, at what point does it come up that he doesn't know what birds are?)
(I keep seeing references to this but I have yet to encounter it in-game...)
one of the death messages says that zag doesn't see rattlesnakes as threats and so he gets bit by one and dies





