#h1-discussion
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That is, if you think it's too easy
||The game has a challenge system that unlocks after you beat the Hydra the first time||
That's what
is for
Damn
Im gonna wait on that one thou
I got by on like
The first level of every mirror upgrade
I would recommend trying to get clears with each weapon, too, if you want to challenge yourself
If I want a challenge I’m gonna unlock and upgrade everything first
Yeah
Will do
But I’m really enjoying the game at the moment
Cerberus is gud doggo
Since you've only played for so short, I'm thinking that maybe you haven't even met the other Furies yet?
They're... an experience
Damn
I feel like The Meg was annoying, so I look forward to it
Yes I do mean The Meg
As in the movie
Meg is great
I highly recommend investing Ambrosia in her
Damn
I accidentally invested ambrosia on hypnos
As I was walking past him lmao
Hypnos is a kool guy
I like him too
“Just try talking it out”
You'll end up with a surplus of
anyway, eventually, so don't sweat it too much 🙃
I've done something like... 190? runs since launch, maybe a bit more. I have a surplus of probably 60 
There are others who play a heck of a lot more than me, though
I invested my first ambrosia on cerberus
The correct choice
Lemme say that was very worth it
Like good god his item is like
The best
100 max health every run
Hoo
Best doge
Also good god is uhh
The wretched dude
He is annoying
Just
His wares are annoying to gamble with
110 at max level, isn't it?
Eh, the Wretched Broker has good deals sometimes. It's mostly meant for when you're in my situation of having an excess, I think. Or if you really want to save a bit of time early on. Sometimes it's a Bad Deal though, too
I'm using the Broker to feed my Fated Authority addiction by buying Darkness whenever I can
But yeah wretched spirit was useful only once, and that was when I got 6 keys for a bit of darkness
Anyways
Ill brb
You gotta keep an eye out for when the broker is doing a swap deal haha
Pay 45 darkness for 2 ambrosia, pay 2 ambrosia for 78 darkness 👌
Damn
I usually only buy when I need the currency
More than another
Also I cant wait till hades is out on the switch
Lmao
Also
You know I’m sad hades didnt go the pyre route and do some greek speech in there
Like that would be kool
Greek voice lines would be awesome
Hey hey
So, I have been the wondering
Hades, should I buy it NOW or wait a little while?
Ok so here’s the deal-
The next update is in two months, and will feature a whole new area. So in theory, that’s a great time to buy it.
BUT, if you haven’t played the game at all, it will take you several weeks possibly to even encounter the next area at all, so your enjoyment time will be delayed from the rest of the community.
I think they would be fun but difficult to implement
True
Wait is kid zomb on the server
This server i mean
Or uh
Yeah
The dude who did the voice lines writing for pyre and stuff
I forget if he was on this server
Well
I got like a month or so or more
Since... FFXIV stuff, GW2 stuff, and MTG stuff are all in a row or something like that
So Adding Hades into the mix will make it more smooth
Not to mention it may give me inspiriation to animate hades stuff too
at most they've done text localizations i don't think sgg has the resources to do voice localizations
personally i can't speak to the quality of localizations except chinese
Wait whos the dude known as kid zomb on steam
greg
Ah yeah ok
i wonder if sgg would be open to feedback about localization quality
obviously they outsource it so the details aren't in their hands.... but presumably they choose who to outsource it to
All (most?) of the SG staff are in the Discord, and Greg is among the more active when it comes to interaction 👍
eh maybe i'll leave a line during the next ama
localization for hades probably won't be on their radar until the game's done
Hello, there is smth i want to ask: when i take shield + poseidon buff on special + torrent => my fps drops to 1, is this ok? 
well, clearly not
i throw my shield it goes to hit enemies => fps drops untill my shield returns 
I would report that in-game with f10!
wow, i didn't know about f10 
In the meantime, just dont use shield special
@fiery pebble but i want hadooooken 
Use Poseidons cast
Bow + special x2 arrow amount + Deflect + hunt crit on deflect 
sry
I haven’t bought Hades
Are you considering buying it?
It's so good.
don't worry so much about dying. get a feel for enemy patterns and what boons you like best
dying is good for your health
also don't be afraid to experiment with dashing, specials, etc, you literally have all the time in the world
good to know
always go for the hammer as soon as you see it, it's literally a build-maker in one upgrade
so much so that once you get it, you'll never see it again
aside from that, the game pretty much takes care of the basics for you
Have fun! Let us know what your favorite booms and builds are!
will do!
im sad there isnt hephaestus boon
very sad
hed be perfect
theres goddamn chaos but no fire god
they hinted they'd be willing to put more content like that later so keep your hopes up
what new things could a fire boon bring though?
i just cant think of any bc we have like, aoe stuff and damage overtime thanks to dionysus
also, im no greek myth expert so im only going off of wikipedia but hes a blacksmithing god and the weapon upgrade spot is taken by daedalus rn
like, fire too, but its not the first thing you think about when you hear hephaestus
ah. and he was cast away from olympus so. hmm
i'm pretty sure fire is already being taken up by hades, if i recall correctly from the asphodel narrator bits
and he's uhhhh not into the whole escaping thing so
sgg does want at least one more olympian by the end of this year, so i think they might already have a god and their mechanics in mind
im hoping its apollo personally :>
hoping for a sunny boy
a real bright and shining boy
a bi disaster boy
Hephaestus is also known for living in Mount Aetna
But also it could be more just stuff like high aoe damage? Dionysus seems to be more AOE DoT rather than just strict AoE high damage
Like burst damage stuff
i heard that Hades wont be released on Steam, is that true?
It won't be released until the game is out of Early Access, at the very least
From #hades-faq
We expect to bring Hades to a variety of other platforms once Early Access is complete, including Steam. That’s not for a while so we can't make any promises here yet.```
hades’ ea period is estimated to be around a year and a half, so expect that
also dio cast is normal aoe iirc. it’s just also a stun
rail special is also aoe
If she can dust using her hair/snakes
does he actually just nestle it into her snake hair
i guess she can open a bttle with it
I don't know for sure to be honest :)))
hmm 🤔
Is there among us any expert in mythical creatures biology?
s1 help dusa biology
I don't think ancient Greek people cared about details.
Vera from Monster Prom's snakes are pretty much pet snakes attached to her head, though. She has to feed them, and while they won't just obey any order, they can be trained.
Depends, do you plan to smooch the snakes, Dusa, or both? 
hi im new to this server and im loving the game and am loving the greek theme and just had a thought that adding chronos to the game would be very cool, i dont know how this would be done but maybe as a type of endless mode that you can unlock further into the game where chronos would come to ask if you wanted to revert time and keep your upgrades but second run would be harder etc
Hello @patent phoenix
There is a way in which you can replay the content in a harder fashion, i won't spoil it for you.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1109876794767876096 hey supergiant im excited for this to be in the next major update of hades
(bracketted for Curse Words but it isn't nsfw just an onion headline)
Lol. Good old the Onion
I finally killed the boss!!! Only took buffing my spear's Q to hell and back. And Athena's wrath saved me way too many times to count
conrats!!
The final boss's name is a spoiler in this channel! Please mark it with ||spoiler tags|| or move the conversation to #h1-story-discussion
Oh I'm sorry
Hello, is there any way to get rid of the region lock in playhades.com? I'm in Korea and it seems I can't get it here..
@limber current i would go to #h1-tech-support for that
Unfortunately that's an Epic Launcher issue, there won't be anything that Supergiant can do about it
Yeah.. wasn't sure where to ask..
Yeah, currently Hades isn't available in some regions due to region-locking of the Epic Store
is there a reason why they do that?
Rights issues, I'd imagine
Or they're having trouble complying with a local set of laws re: online storefronts

Korea release is on Epic's roadmap, no defined date https://trello.com/b/GXLc34hk/epic-games-store-roadmap
Organize anything, together. Trello is a collaboration tool that organizes your projects into boards. In one glance, know what's being worked on, who's working on what, and where something is in a process.
Oh thank you. So I'd have to wait for Hades to be released on other platforms right?
@prisma wind Thanks.
Yeah; it'll be released on other platforms after it's finished
Hello anybody here ? 😃
Does it feel like the Guaranteed CRIT after deflection completely negates the majority of Artemis boons?
well not entirely as you need to actually deflect something
it's harder to proc the crit on deflect from melee enemies for exampkle
Will there be an updated gameplay trailer soon? The old ones super outdated =/
@vale kite However once you get into LLL (Lethal Lava Land) 8/10 times you have a witch or something to deflect.
yes
chaos sweetie i'm so sorry that someone would even say that
oh boy he's an insult huh. never watched his vids but oh well lol
uh oh sisters!! (gives you an attack debuff boon while you’re using the shield on asphodel with no special buffs)
the sisters are their coat heads
Hello, someone sent me this tweet:
Back when we first started working on Hades, Cerberus here helped crystallize the vibe of the game for us. #LoveYourPetsDay https://t.co/cschgCErfZ
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The replies indicated an update to pet Cerberus was coming in a future update -- could anyone tell me if this feature is available yet?
it is not! but soon, hopefully 🙏
Okay, thank you for your help. I will keep an eye on this.
side note, you do good work out there
I appreciate your kindness, and quick reply.
Tbh, we need a cat in Hades
Yes Thanatos’s cat
Catanatos
asher again
asher is a cat in the hades universe
(ashers face overlayed on the what we do in the shadows he never gets the faces right cat)
i mean, there is a cat in the camerata's penthouse. maybe he ended up in hades after getting processed somehow
you want cats? Go hard, make it a weapon: catapult
Or, like the "perfect landing" gag, have a one-time "mystery" god orb where Bastet answers, and when Zag asks "uhm, should I know you?" she says "sorry wrong number/pantheon" and hangs up
finally did my first 60 heat 🙏🏼 
That's amazing! I'd never be able to do that high of a heat
ah while I'm here. What's everyone's favourite piece of dialogue from Meg?
ah u can, just requires patience and a bit of luck for the last boss
I feel the wrath gauge is a bit too hard to build
I don't mind it being at zero each time yoou enter a room
It gets easier in later areas.
Which isn't necessarily helpful, but toy do usually get to use it once per room in Asphodel
Hey if anyone is here, I have a question about playing offline: Is it possible with the EpicGames Launcher? And if so how?
I haven't tried tbh.
Yes, you can just launch the .exe from the folder, there is no need to even open the launcher (except to install it and for updates).
pogchamp
hey may i ask something
i love the company and all i have every single one of their games but i wanna ask a question (not offensively) why was the decision made to put hades only on epic store?
It's only on Epic during the Early Access period
I don't believe they've ever stated the reason publicly
will we get a code for it on steam or something later on ?
Most likely not
No, you'd have to buy it again if you want it on another platform
ah
The game is DRM-free, though, so as long as your main issue is "epic is shady" and not "i can't play this game unless it has achievements and community features", you can always buy it and keep the launcher shut down except for updates
i can play the game its amazing
i have it already but i was just curious
i will do that thanks @olive jungle
There was an interview on this here => https://www.usgamer.net/articles/supergiant-greg-kasavin-on-hades-epic-games-store-democratized-game-development
Just need to turn off the launcher everytime you boot up the computer, I haven't found if there's a setting that prevents it from starting on launch
yes, in your startup settings on the computer you can disable it
oh ok cool
@gleaming crane Where was the .exe I cannot find it for the life of me
Find your install directory, and it will be under Epic Games\Hades\x64\Hades.exe
So if my game says v0.14115 how do I tell it to update
Open the Epic Games launcher and either make sure it's set to auto-update, or tell it to update Hades when viewing your library
It is set to auto-update, I am not seeing a manual update option anywhere in the library
Try using the Verify option
That seems... broken on Epic's end
I guess I'll just have to reinstall :/
It should look like this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553141358903164941/560656319196037123/Capture.PNG
Make sure Epic is updated? And yeah, you can try reinstalling too
Can't even find out how to update that or even the version number x.x
What the heck is this launcher's deal
Version number is displayed at the bottom of the Downloads tab. Mine is 4.14.3.release-egstore-4.14.3.904<insert some long hash>.b3950
Hope it works 🙏
Oh
Oh?
So I guess it wasn't updating because it thinks I don't own the game anymore
Yeah :/
Oph. I've been trying the spear for the first time after doing all my runs with the sword
and I ran into the input buffering issue that I noticed folks mentioned before
It must be hard to figure out the right balance for it
Anyone else think that potentially next [Maybe final?] weapon is going to be something heavy/slow? My friend thinks it'll be something more like a pair of daggers, considering the fast pace of the game, but I figure something like a battle axe or heavy club or something like that would work wonders.
I'd love a heavy weapon (I'm hoping for axe :3)
@ripe violet pair of daggers would be a nice homage to God of War
Since the Adamant Rail exists anything’s on the table
Next weapon: pool noodle
“Wielded by the Great Poseidon in the war against the Titans, the Neptunian Noodle was an unconventional, but deadly weapon”
The special could be shooting water out of the noodle, either by doing a charge shot or even just having it work like the Flame Bellows
When it's wet it does more damage
lets you float in lava
hey
so I am poor and can't get original games, so I downloaded cracked Hades...
But is there any chance that there will be like giving free full game??
yikes
Well... thats an intro
i-

@ornate aurora There are no plans to distribute the game for free. We also obviously discourage piracy, not least beause the game isn't finished and so you won't have access to any updates being rolled out.
I understand if you don't have the money right now to buy the game, but if that's the case, you should save up and/or buy it on sale once the game is released in its full version.
SGG games generally go on sale pretty frequently, so if you wait until the game's full release, you probably won't need to wait very long in order to get it on sale
holy moly
Congrats! They typically like to see mention of the (current) final boss kept to #h1-builds-and-combat though
yes, please keep spoilers out of this channel 🙏 @fringe thistle
is hades coming to steam yet
Hades will be coming to other platforms after Early Access is over, sometime in 2020
yeah I don't think Hades is worth it right now. You can't pet the dog currently and that makes my disappointment immeasurable and my days are ruined. It's the reason why I don't give it a 10/10 (current score 9/10)
@ember bison from the faq
Can You Pet the Dog? would be proud of you, WonderChild 😛
can you pet the dog was actually in here earlier
to clear up whether cerberus was actually pettable
Yep, I know. That's a lot of dedication, coming to game servers to ask if there's been any change.
people need to know the truth!!
I always saw it as a joke curator on Steam, but it seems they're serious about doing that work correctly.
it’s important to know which games have the most important feature
Petting the dog is not the most important feature, though.
Hugging the dog is.
And there are even fewer games that let you do that 
Let it be like in Twilight Princess where you can pick up the dog and walk around with it
ok but hugging and gifting ambrosia to each heads separately tho
Cerberus has three heart tracks and they all fill up when you gift bc Cerberus has three times as much love to give
heck what a good dog
the final boss of hades is actually cerberus but you beat him by giving him belly rubs
sorry for the spoilers guys i just got this juicy spoiler from greg himself
cerberus being an enemy does sound very probable
the final weapon is the ability to say who’s a good boy on command
super effective against cerberus and nobody else
cant WAIT to run around asking everyone whos a good boy
can't wait to effin murder cerberus to meet my mom
cerberus would never, he is a good boy
are you suggesting cerberus is bad at his job
his job is being a good boy
bouldy is a good boy
So I'm new to Discord is there any way to search previously asked questions so I don't piss people off?
You can start with reading #hades-faq for the most common ones
Yeah, I went through there. I was just curious about 21:9 support. I like that the game sort of supports it with the side bar images but, was just curious if there were any plans to open the screen up entirely.
It has been asked before, I don't believe there are currently any plans for that. I don't think they've given an official answer on this, however
Honestly, with the way it's been handled as of right now with the game at least taking up the full screen, I'm okay with it. I was just curious. It's such a good looking game.
To answer your initial question further, you can search in Discord, yes. On the desktop app, there's a search bar in the upper right corner. Without entering any filters, it will search the entire server. You can add filters for
in: #channelname
from: @username
has: image/link/embed
mentions: @username
before: specific date
after: specific date
during: specific date
On mobile it should show up as a magnifying glass icon
You can also press Ctrl+F and it will jump you to a search box with the current channel filter filled in already
oh okay. Thank you for that.
hello guys, I'm trying to run the game offline but it says "the given key was not present in the dictionary" I do not know what to do to try to solve, could someone help me?
https://i.imgur.com/YQbCI5h.png cheeky are we
Lol
lmao
hjgvhjfvhjfjhfjh
apparently not!
nope!
Hehe
dead meme my friend 😂
zoinks zag, like, you gotta get out of here, man!
Q: what's the april fools joke this year
A: zagreus. he is the april fool. the all-year round fool

In honor of April Fool's day, I have changed my nickname
i checked out the tumblr april fools joke and i'm SCREAMING
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463874090239787020/562264947032326145/unknown.png
this is VERY MUCH ME
I just got "pour one out for jesus christ"
hey that's a great idea for your name @radiant tangle I'm stealing that
Feel free 👍
hi y'all! i just got hades few days ago and i've been really enjoying it! literally haven't done anything but playing the game lol can't wait for the next update! ❤ ❤
glad to hear you've been having fun so far!!
usually i am kinda iffy with early access games, but so far it was well worth it! i'm actually surprised with how polished the game is rn even tho it's far from finished
that's supergiant for ya!
oh? 👀 what's your favorite?
transistor!
heyooo 🖐
the game has a favorite place in my heart that sadly can't be beat @ hades sorryyy
🤝 
sorry if i seem too overeager i'm lowkey obseesed and just found the discord server!

do NOT worry abt being overeager bc so am i and ive been here for months
ayyyy!
i've been here for
(checks calendar)
f....four years?
aaaaayyy! 
somebody help i think i'm stuck
there is no escape
OH NO 4 YEARS
you guys gotta break out of here zagreus-style
what if....we don't want to
gasp
ok important question, obviously you like, ares, is he your favorite so far, or
i try but those brimstones dude 😔
brimstones is definitely not my fav
hahah
i love everyone but our mean dad honestly [hades do not interact]
my favorite is Ares though i just
love that everyone have their voicelines during wrath? like poseidon go 'Who attacks my nephew!!' and it's so sweet but ares just
[SCREAMING]
i love like
zag: here's some ambrosia
ares: oh nice. here's some blood
zag: ....lord ares
ares: yes
zag: whose blood is this
ares: well it's yours now,
ASDJKLASJDKLKL EXACTLY
others give you cute jewelry and what not and ares just
Vial of Blood
i mean it's.....it's on-brand
it super is
i love that like
in pyre
cyrus nemati was like this super morally upright revolutionary dude
and it's almost like he went to sgg and was like "yeah that was great and all but do you have some absolute disasters i could voice in the next game? just some real feral dudes"
and sgg was like "we have two actually"
AJSDLKJKLASDASD JUST SOME REAL FERAL DUDES
YEAH HSJXHDJDHDHF
another thing i love is that when other gods mention on the boons you previously got, they usually have different things to say depend on whose it was
but ares is just
'oh you got a boon from [literally anyone]? well guess who is BETTER'
ares is so good
[its him]
it is
another fav is definitely sisyphus! becasue he's so??? nice??????
OH SAME!!!!!
SISYPHUS
I LOVE SISY.....
we stan ONE (1) murderer in this household
can we have an option to get sisyphus out of hell too
hfjfngbfjfnf idk i stan zag too
he can ride on zag's back or smth
one murderer of living people
ok yeah
i'm just gonna recruit everyone into my party and then we all are gonna YEET out of hell
i'm sad bc he's not rly the focus of much of the narrative development rn, like, he doesn't even have a sprite yet but he's so niiiice
sisy is so sweet...........hes like............... 
you know, theoretically, thanatos can leave, i mean,
i don't know if he can stay left, but
nxnxnfjfjg "thanks zag but literally i work here"
oh thanks god thanatos can visit zag after he gets out, i'm no longer sad
"you took me on a really dangerous ride to work"
hahahahaha we all went exactly the same place and it was "oh good even if zag gets out thanatos can visit"
YEAH
he probably needs a hall pass or somethin tho
i get the feeling none of them get out much
a hell pass
A HELL PASS
a hell pess
cerberus is a hell monitor
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
hell pass (it's bone)
a hell pawnitor....
🐶 🐶 🐶
Cerberus: growls
storyteller: the multi-headed cerberus wishes to know if you have your hell pass
thanatos: 🍖
Cerberus: 🐶 🐶 🐶 
when thanatos told zag he wanted him to come home i was all 😭 😭
now as long as thanatos has some bones he can visit, yay!
god look that first interaction kills the man,
i need that like old guy clutching his chest image
mr. darren korb has this special tone i call the Soft™ voice and whenever he breaks it out my heart also breaks
'You thought you could just get away from me, did you?'
me: wow i think i left something at home, didn't turn off the stove maybe, forgot my wallet mayhaps, let's go
😭
YEAH HHHHH
me: hahaha thanatos you nerd just admit that you want us to come home what a dork
thanatos: I want you to come home.
me: not like that
not like that
now you may be wondering, do these convos ever get less heartbreaking, and i'm here to inform you that no, they do not
I Am Ready For Pain
Good.
thanatos hasn't visited me a lot lately : ((( meanie
the real pain is when you run out of new dialogues though
he baaaarely shows up for me hjfjfjfj and i do not blame him
looking at how much i play the game, i'm probably gonna reach that point very soon asdkjasdad
you SAY that
but i had a convo show up very late after like
i had finished out EVERYTHING else
bc it's triggered by a different random convo
hjgvhjfhjfhj AND ANOTHER THING-
that i hadn't gotten yet
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND you have to be at full hearts
that's GREAT news!!!!!!!!!
i think
i love your enthusiasm
i'm gonna hunt for EVERYTHING
on a hunt for death
asdjklasjkld thank u!
i really don't know how to trigger the convo that's the precursor to it tho
i have no idea why it took so long for me to get it
others were talking abt it in spoilerchat like multiple days before i got it
i was resigned, i was like "oh maybe i did smthn wrong in my save"
NOPE just took forever to show
now i'm hyped i wanna know what that is!
i'd check in the spoilerchat but... must... resist.........
asdkl;asdklasd Solidarity™
listen if i was a videogame man with the gift of deciding that i dont show up every run i too would be EXTREMELY sparing about visiting people who have discussed me on line
i do not blame his infrequency
hell. i cannot remember any keywords from this convo to look up the requirements for it gkdjfgfd
i've been trying to take a screenshot of every convo but
oh. oh i have an idea looking at ur nickname. you ares my dad
f11 i thought?
omg
jhgvhjfjh f10 will technically do the same thing
and here i was
I ALWAYS MIX UP WHICH IS BUG REPORT
but with a bug reporter
print screen + pasting it
in photoshop
like a BARBARIAN
i had to minimize the game constantly omg askdljaskldjaksl thanks y'all !!!
(pushes f10) YEAH THIS IS UHHHHHHHH BUG I HAVE A PROBLEM W THIS THANNY LINE RIGHT HERE
sgg:
what else is new
ASDASDJSAKLDASD
oh god thanny that's so cute
i really love that they call each other zag and than
sounds like a sitcom duo but i digress
than confuses me bc its a real word so ive been calling him thanny....like franny
which is of course short for franatos
it reads ok when you hear it bc it's soft th instead of hard th but
in writing
yeah, it's confusing
o?
how.... do you pronounce zag's name
People say it in game don't they
SADJKLASDKL yeah but english is not my first language so i don't hear it very well
aresdad is valid i also mess up names after hearing them anyway
ahhh valid
and i'm confused cause it shortend to zag ??? so i was like wait then why would it be ZAHgreeus
but now i know thank u
everyone: die oh nice us
me every time in my brain: dee onee sus
SAME
dee-oh-nee-sus is closer to the greek actually
i read Hades in like 10 different ways at this point but
jhgvhjfghjgfhj little ancient greek who lives in my brain and makes me think alternate spellings
he deserves that
he does
hay deez
hahaha deez
hay deez- [i am forecfully ejected from the server]
SAKDJASKLDJKSALD
proxy rules with an iron fist
we're clean here
i'm gonna spell his name haydeez from now on to annoy him
good
that's SO valid
hate deez
ah yes, the gods, zeus, poseidon, [look at writing on hand] haydeez
hey thanks in the process of looking, in the wrong file, for the convo i was looking for, i got to reread all the thanatos and zag field convos and i'm sad now!
OH NO
OH NO
ok i have to finish the comic then. make u sadder
god please make me sadder
sadderer
A SADERER.......................
[tisiphone voice] sadderer....
aw dont cry tisi 😢
that's kam !
actually it's sparrow
it used to be sparrow
sparrow hasn't pain imp'd in a while
HJGFVHJCHJFCHJFCJHFH OH I THOUGHT U WERE SAYING WE TALK CRYPTICALLY
AND I WAS GONNA B LIKE YEAH WE CAN SHARE
(we can still share sad content)
as long as it's pg-13 we can be as sad as we want
rated r for reallysad

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rated r-18 for really sad i cried eighteen tears
(these are jokes if u post anything Actually r rated you will catch this
)
yyyup
oh!!! i'll def check that out, thank u
my name is axton btw, forgot to introduce myself askdjaskld but aresdad is the funniest name yet
almost sound like a greek god name
axton! nice to meet you
i'm ven this is kam
nyello im kam
hi ven! hi kam! it's very nice to meet y'all 😊
we only have fun mods
btw general spoiler guidelines right now are...later game convos, and details abt the current final boss
gotcha
all channels are open to spoilers except this one
i will keep my fanboying to the early game content lol
until you get to the later stuff 👀
oh you KNOW when i get to that i will SCREAM [in the spoilers channel]
i would also die
no we're all fun mods
youre fun sparrow!!!!
that's what kam said gkjdfgd
all the fun mods!
😊
i just thought of this meme and now i have to get it out of my system: orpheus no don't look back- oh my god he has airpods in, he can't hear us
AAAAA
KSDJKALSDJKSDASDSADASD
thanatos look out sisyphus is going to trap you with your own chains. thanatos. oh my god he has airpods in,
retelling of myth where instead of "how do these death chains work? :3" its "hey i bought you airpods"
speical event: if thanatos visit zag X times sisyphus can just. leave.
i don't think sisyphus is really trying to get out anymore gkdfjghdf he's just kinda like yeah back in my day i sure could shoom!
ASDKL:ASDKLASD YEAH
all you really need in life is a bouldy



quote from god whipped to death: "what are you gonna do, whip me?"
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added by popular demand a few months ago
also just that entire thign with the "good responses to getting stabbed with a knife"
if we use bouldy too much amirs going to get a weird anxious feeling and not know why hgvhjfhjf
he's gonna sneeze
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sisyphus, telling zag his backstory: should i omit the part where i asked my wife to throw my naked body into the marketplace after i died so persephone would feel bad for me and let me come back to life
sisyphus:
sisyphus: yeah probably.
he shouldve said it so zag couldve been like awww ||perse is nice||
wait is that spoilers
OH
👀
i'm just quoting a myth,
i thought you were quoting the myth until you asked that! lol
i AM quoting the myth
wait are you
not a spoil if it's in a myth
yeah that's how the story goes
sisyphus died once, and before he died he asked his wife to promise to toss his corpse out into the market
then when he went into the underworld he couldn't cross the styx bc he hadn't been buried
and he complained rly loudly
abt his ingrate wife
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nah i meant like, did that convo happen in the game too? but now that would actually be spoilers
and persephone was like "aw hades look at that poor man, his wife treated him so badly, let's let him live a little longer so he can at least get buried right"
and then sisyphus yeeted himself back into his body and was like "l8r suckers"
ASDJSKADASDASD
"l8r suckers"
- sisyphus
i gotta catch up to y'all! give me uhhhhhhhhh
a year
a convo about it may or may not happen! you'll have to find out gkdfjgf
aw it won't take a year
i just rly like that story and i retell it whenever i have a chance
it's so funny to me
well ok so mythologically speaking right, not to say anything for this canon
but mythologically speaking, it was AFTER that that thanatos was sent after sisyphus
"mythologically speaking" fav phrase
and THEN thannys like ok youre going back and sisys like what those chains do and thannys like uhhhh well they work like this see and sisys like BYEEEEE
kam that's incomprehensible gkdfjg
i feel like i'm a young orphan boy listening to The Wise Sages telling the old tales
so hades was sitting around like "hey persephone you know that dude you let go? he was supposed to be back here by now" and she's like "ur right that's weird, let's send thanatos after him" so thanatos goes up and finds sisyphus and is like "not cool dude, it's time to GO"
im very wise uwu
and thanatos has these, like, magic chains he's supposed to lock sisyphus up in to drag him back to hell
oh i realized where i went wrong now, i forgot to mention, thanatos has magic chains
hades: look i'm tired of sisyphus, okay, thanatos please go drag him down here
thanatos: sure thing, i've got these special chains and everything
thanatos: hey come with me
sisyphus: ooh, shiny hains, can i take a look??
thanatos: .........okay, but then AFTER, you gotta come with m--
sisyphus: HAHA GOTCHA, HAVE FUN IN THIS BOX, SUCKER
ares: why aren't any of you dying? WHERE'S THE FUN IN WAR WHERE NOBODY DIES. HADES FIX THIS.
hades: hm
sparrow beat me to the punch line gkjdfgfd
SADKLJASKLDJKLSADJKLASDJLKSAD
i'm loving all the variation of this Great Tale
but it sucked because nobody could die
long story short ares burst in and freed thanatos and sisyphus got punished gjdfhgdfkj
literally, ares got mad because nobody was dying and it was really boring for him
for effectively halting all death on earth for like two days
me, knowing like two things about greek mythology: wow great OCs supergiant
bc that's how it works
hjgvhjfhjfhj
if you put the grim reaper in jail nobody dies
that rocks tbh everyone just go wild for 2 days
i don't know which part i like more, the idea of thanatos being crammed into a box all chained up like well this sucks or ares getting mad because war's no fun now
you ever wanted to eat lava TWICE?
it's like the purge, but instead of no laws, it's no laws of nature
hmgvhjfjhfhj the purge but you cant die
once a year thanatos is put in a box so everyone can go buck wild

thanatos: NOT THE BOX NOOOO
or as OSP put it
we gotta get him in there like getting a cat to a vet
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Overly Sarcastic Productions is a gift, honestly
hi not-ven, we're reviewing why we love sisyphus
i'm also a big fan of this frame
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thanatos is squished under the bed yowling and sisyphus is standing with cat carrier and treats
hfhjfjfjhfhjgvj
if only we had sisyphus portrait so we could redraw
if only
one day....
i can't wait for everyone to get their portraits! it's gonna be great
yesssss
can't wait for nyx to be vaguely unsettling and sisyphus to be just enormously beefy
please
sisyphus is a meaty boy
give us the beef, jen
👀
arm vs beef
left: achilles
right: sisyphus
OH
KGJDFHGH YEAH
rrrrripped
i have achilles's portrait saved as arm,,,,,.png and sisyphus is STILL beefier than he is
achilles's body is 80% arms and sisyphus is beefier.................
i cannot believe...............
achilles skipped every day but arm day tho tbf
like i said. meaty boy.
sisys robes kinda layer like. reds dress
yeah he also apparently skipped anger management day but there we have it huh
look i'm not sure anger management would have prevented All That
skipped grief therapy day
he filled a river with corpses and had to be stopped by the gods before he singlehandedly won the entire war, if i'm remembering my Lore right
sisyphus might not lift but he Rolls
"my therapist told me i was valid for wanting to fill a river with dead trojans after my boyfriend died"
HAT, WE BOTH WENT FOR THE RIVER
I MEAN THAT IS THE MOST EXTREME BIT
didn't the river itself get mad and attack him for that one
quit clogging me with corpses, jerklord
but the gods were like "noooo no no no no"
also noticing that achilles is p proportional full out but sisys got that cinched waist
👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
hahahahaha dorito
hourglass figure
dorito man
meaty dority boy
hahahaha dorito
MEATY DORITY
MEATY DORITY
MEATY DORITY


i thought i had a dorito emote but i dont but these are similar

Cone dorito
For the longest time I didn't even realize that some of the character designs were still in progress. I just assumed that everyone in the underworld wore long robes with hoods covering their faces.........🤦
oh same
asdjaskdlajlskd i thought that too for a while!
back when the game first came out i was like "oh cool robe. oh cool robe. oh cool-....wait"
cause when i first saw nyx i was like 'yeah that makes sense'
Just goes to show they did a great job even with the placeholders I guess
yeah nyx and charon make sense so i was like
i'm still wondering if nyx's design will ever change since it feels like it works to me, though i'd be interested to see what her final design looks like in any case 👀
"ah ok they just wear hoods"
Yeah, Nyx is supposed to be the Night, so faceless doesn't even feel off
yeet
i just realized after orpheus askdjasd
back then artemis also didn't have art tho and that's what tipped me off
i mean, her art would totally change, but i hope they keep the hooded look on nyx and charon at least
like, Aesthetically
The hooded look tots works for Charon. That's actually how I imagined Charon would look like.
i kinda imagine him like a zombie gkdjfghdf
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee artemis' design
yeah
SAME
i'm down for charon zombie
YEAH I LOVE HER
charon's actually just a dementor
All the designs have been great I think
artemis' design speaks to 11 yr old me picking up sticks and walking threateningly through the neighborhood gkjgfd
Is the update in like 40 days ? 🤔
yeah there really hasn't been a bad design
Noooice
i love all of them
yeah i love all of the designs so far
it's gonna be so weird once everyone has art......
that's jen for ya
rly lookin forward to that orpheus art too like...we need more pretty boy rep
everyone's so ripped
pretty boy orpheus!!!!
listen in my head he's basically that fanart with the brown curly hair
Orpheus definitely seems like he'd be the skinny effeminate type
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvPb4WjA-p2/ dean's art of him which i adore
orpheus is definitely gonna be pretty, you can just tell when he SINGS
technically he did go adventuring with the argonauts tho
https://discordapp.com/channels/456889434672201729/456936596227358720/543160515703078922 another one (sorry for long link, discord be like that)
and spent the whole time mooning over that one dude
what was his name, ca....capha....
hold on.
calais
According to 3rd century BC Hellenistic elegiac poet Phanocles, Orpheus loved the young Argonaut Calais, "the son of Boreas, with all his heart, and went often in shaded groves still singing of his desire, nor was his heart at rest. But always, sleepless cares wasted his spirits as he looked at fresh Calais."
awwww
orpheus goes on a road trip with famous heroes and spends the whole time composing love songs, typical
mood though
hey now! he also played music that was so good it beat the sirens!
but anyway doe-eyed pretty boy orpheus is very important to my heart
deep hopes that eurydice is a sassy red-type character
i feel like hades characters fall into one of three categories: ripped, gorgeous, both
i would like her to be a redhead mostly because we don't really..... have any, so far.
jhfglkf
and orpheus will have to deal
ripped / both / gorgeous venn diagram
i feel like basically everyone is ripped tho
hypnos is the only character who isn't that comes to mind immediately gkjgdf
i mean, there's a difference between, say, zeus and hypnos
dionysus is both ripped and gorgeous
oh dionysus is very gorgeous
gkhjdfjjk it was
those were good times 
eyyy 
diothighsus aksldjaklsdjklasdjklasd
in my portraits folder his filename is hot hot grape thot.png
@olive jungle for all we know, hypnos has a tiny six-pack under his shirt
please don't that's so cursed to even think about
he has no arm definition
bc it all went to his abs
et tu, kamila?
hey so here's an interesting little tidbit for y'all
😔
oh?
okay actually i thought about it a moment and it IS horrifying so yeah. hypnos weak
thanatos doesn't have a hades symbol on his outfit
huh
everyone else in the house does aside from cerberus (who is a Good Dog so gets a free pass) and nyx (who is a placeholder atm)
good dog always gets a free pass
he does answer to hades tho, clearly
maybe he's not.....required to?
honestly it wouldn't shock me if than's just too lawful neutral to not do what he's asked tbh tbqh
or is he a neutral good
hmmmmm
wait i was wondering about this before
do we define "good" in terms of helping zag
he's lawful but not as lawful as meg
so he might actually be a neutral
hey here's something to see and then never un-see
me, an intellectual: is this loss
kgjdfhkghdf
somewhere jen is like edward hopper, throwing her hat on the ground like i forgot it again. god damn it!
funnily enough, it's the one on the left that's technicaly incorrect, even though it appears on more portraits
interviewer: ms. zee, is there a reason thanatos doesn't have a hades symbol on his outfit?
jen, throwing her hat on the ground: i forgot it again
honestly this feels like something i would do so it's #relatable
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which way does hades' moustache go
also thanks for giving me an excuse to stare really closely at thanatos
ok so the moustache goes the same way as the tartarus tileset
it's the left way if you spin it, yeah
honestly it's probably a case of what looks better
i bet it has some sort of a mickey mouse effect to it
either that or some of the portraits were flipped when they were put in the game
either that or eh, i'm sure nobody will look THAT closely....!
me, creeping in rubbing my gleeful little hands together: >:3
i figure portraits were probably flipped tbh
i just flipped some of them horizontally and my brain is crying
KJGHDFKJGHFD
i'm so used to them being the Normal way..... GO BACK,,
put it back dot jpg
i still love these little guys from artemis's portrait btw
YEAH
hey honestly everything about thanatos is so extra. the undercut. the unnecessarily long chiton. the SIDE-SLIT? like yes we all needed to see your thigh. thighnatos.
artemis: look now i have birds too!!!
athena, wiping away a tear: i love them
giant scythe AND giant sword???
Artemis: Chicks love me
Birds resting on her bow: <Cheeps of agreement>
he could dual wield too
he can hold that thing in one hand
i still can't believe i asked for thanatos to have an undercut and he has one, truly i am Too Powerful
never forget: thanatos is wearing black nail polish
NEVER
god.
"but sparrow how do you know that"
i'd gotten used to it over the past month but i'm looking again and he's just so much
i wish all the characters had these turnarounds for cosplay reasons
though all of the cosplayers who figured it out without them are powerful
i mean zag has like...... three slightly different designs, lmao
nobody knows what zag's shoulder skulls are doing and that's ok
well. saying the designs are different is probably overstating it a bit
it's his bracers that change mostly
i was going to pull together References but i realised i don't feel like it so

on the main menu, his left arm has a wrap like | X | | (hades symbol on back of palm) without any flashy jewelry and his right is the same but with only one band and maybe no hades symbol
his portrait has the same | X | looking thing on his right arm while his left has two fairly narrow bracelets but no wrap
his ingame model basically matches the main menu look
and the art of him in the trailer (WHICH I STILL DESPERATELY WANT IN NICE QUALITY,,) has the wristwraps but with a big ol' shiny bracelet on one arm
so yeah
Zag Likes To Accessorise
i mean he's got all those nifty keepsakes
zag stepping out in a literal spiked collar
i'm sory for rambling i've probably put way too much thought into this
actually there's a point, what IS the pierced butterfly? i think i just assumed it was some sort of brooch because it's so shiny
i thought it was a, like, pinned insect, like from a collection
btw i'm still mad that it took me as long as it did to realise why thanatos gives a butterfly
other than...it's dead? enlighten me, the only butterfly symbolism i'm familiar with is acoma pottery gkdfjgfd
Thanatos has also been portrayed as [...] a youth carrying a butterfly (the ancient Greek word "ψυχή" can mean soul or butterfly, or life, amongst other things)...
He is usually described as winged and with a sword sheathed at his belt. In Euripides' Alcestis (438 BCE), he is depicted dressed in black and carrying a sword.
only furies get wings in hades (game)
i was wondering what is the pierced butterfly too!
than seems like the kind of kid who'd have a bug collection so i just didn't bat an eye at that one gkjdfgd
at first i thought it's a pinned insect, like ven, but i like the idea that zag can wear it, when he's out and about?
"here, have this" [drops a dead butterfly into zag's hads]
ares gives you BLOOD
KALSDJKLASDJKLASD YEAH SO HE CAN
wait where does he keep it
does zag have any pockets
i mean it's still better than mx. "can i offer you a Cosmic Egg in these trying times"
i thought it was like a pin....like for his chiton....
The same place he keeps his stash of Ambrosia, Skeleton Keys, and Obol
he has a fanny pack obviously
yeah i thought it was a pin!
danny devito voice but with the chaos filter
or a super fancy hair pin
gkdfhgdfkgd a hair pin...
may i offer you an egg, son of hades, in this most trying of times?
than had an angsty long hair phase and then cut it all off and is like uuuhhhhh i don't need this anymore
jhfvhjfhjfhjfhj YES
YES
he didn't cut it off on purpose
gkjfghkdfjghf
how does long hair survive this
uh oh sisters!!!!! (curses you so dashing does -4 damage)
