And then we'll probably get Zag singing.
#h1-discussion
tulip locust
mellow spoke
And I'm pretty sure they can repeat
tulip locust
Because Darren plays Zag.
brisk trail
oooh hype
hexed smelt
@echo wolf that's just zagreus rememberign things hades has said!
tulip locust
And Darren always sings in the credits.
echo wolf
the final gift to orpheus should let you duet with him
nocturne hemlock
theres a hades wiki for info like that
brisk trail
I mean we already have him singing on the orpheus track right? or is it not him
ancient elk
Bless darren, his music is so darn goos it makes me wanna cry
mellow spoke
I looove Orpheus' singing
tulip locust
I didn't think it was him on the Orpheus track.
I thought it was the Orpheus VO.
unless he plays orpheus too, but... I didn't think so.
nocturne hemlock
Michael Ailshie is the speaking voice darren is the singing
hexed smelt
it's definitely darren singing
signal spoke
darren is singing as orpheus but he is not the VO
tulip locust
Alright. I can see that now that I think about it.
mellow spoke
So Zag is Orph's singing voice? haha
unborn bronze
Did anyone notice the icon turned to be default?
hexed smelt
i spent long enough listening to the pyre ost to know a darren when i hear him
ancient elk
Pyre ost is 1 of my faves
brisk trail
yeah I thought so lol
brisk trail
many hours spent listening to bastion and transistor osts back in the day
unborn bronze
Nu update coming today lo;
ancient elk
Yessssss omg
green ridge
Bastion announcer is still my favorite dota2 announcer lol
lavish cairn
Any info about update release?
echo wolf
pinned
ancient elk
Check pinned
mellow spoke
a few hours from now, most likely
lavish cairn
thx
ancient elk
@brisk trail it worked haha
brisk trail
😄
tulip locust
I set my sail
Fly, the wind it will take me
sorry now I just have SG songs stuck in my head
carmine panther
new patch?
brisk trail
soon
inner seal
Got work in 2 hours, might as well give up lol
tulip locust
Within the next few hours.
tulip locust
@inner seal I got D&D in a few hours so I'm concerned I won't even have a chance to play it today.
slate bronze
tulip locust
@trail talon 6 is a few
ancient elk
We will get the loops brother
radiant surge
well I will play Tales of Vesperia a little for now. See you soon, mates!
quasi cradle
Hello, just joined the channel for patch updates. However, you can relax, I'm going to stay completely silent until there is news 😃
upbeat crypt
11:50 PM, Russia. Seem like "not today" :D
ancient elk
And nahh a few is like 3 usually
ancient elk
in terms of hours 6 is a decent amount
brisk trail
"today" doesn't mean today for you, it means today for them haha
tulip locust
But it's still a few.
brisk trail
anything else is a herculean task
tulip locust
A few hours can be a long time.
brisk trail
or a zagrean task if you will
tulip locust
I'm always awkward.
ancient elk
So saying a few might get people's hopes up that they couold play it today
tulip locust
It gives me tremendous anxiety. Yay.
I figured saying a few would let people know it could be a long time.
ancient elk
Idk, english is kinda a messed language i guess
opal viper
for me the track grand ceremony is the best of pyre soundtrack
brisk trail
I love a strange voyage and will of the scribes
brisk trail
soz, will do
safe lodge
I think the update just started for me
ancient elk
Don't do this to my heart devildragon
tulip locust
Is it because there's new art?
brisk trail
how long ago did you update lol, could be the previous one
safe lodge
Epic Launcher popped out while I was on game
supple fulcrum
patching!
hexed smelt
nothing here
safe lodge
@brisk trail possible
lapis torrent
Does it now has raytacing?
ancient elk
Last patch was 18th dec I think
tulip locust
Yeah last patch was nearly a month ago.
safe lodge
Yes. I have that
tepid wedge
hades image in launcher changed again 🤔
ancient elk
Mine's still on the original from before
tulip locust
Yeah they changed it back
safe lodge
That's what I'm saying. Something's happening... I think
ancient elk
2nd pinned message
tepid wedge
oh i see, makes sense
mental drum
Dont do this to me- i have exams this week---
safe lodge
Alright. Time for another run now before I go to bed. Hopefully it's live in next 24 hours
ancient elk
It'll probably be in the next 24h if nothing goes wrong hahaha
tulip locust
@mental drum To be completely honest, it might be a good several hours yet. If you have other things you need to be doing, I recommend doing them.
terse vapor
dont worry itll be live as soon as you close your eyes in bed
lapis torrent
Lol a few hours in the military is more or les a week....
tulip locust
That sucks, but unfortunately not much anyone can do about it.
slender idol
just read some manga time will fly \o/
little fable
but I gotta say, props to SGG for informing us about things not going like expected
humble pollen
Yeah, the communication has been great
mellow ravine
Did the patch get delayed?
terse vapor
@slender idol solo leveling will do!
humble pollen
No delays, just no specified time today
sweet marsh
Excitement reaching 💯
little fable
I probably wont get around to playing it until the weekend now
novel mauve
@little fable when did they?
tulip locust
@mellow ravine No delay. The only official word has ever been "today." We just don't know what time today, and neither do they.
little fable
check pins
hexed smelt
pins
crystal mural
I think that just in the future they should have the timezone listed in the approximate release window, so that people from Europe/Asia don't think it's late or something
mellow ravine
Greg posted in discussion a few days ago, said around noon PST
novel mauve
oh thx
crystal mural
since it's still only 11 in the morning where SG is
little fable
people also thought it would drop within the next hours when the new store art went up but that was a hickup
tulip locust
@mellow ravine That was a rough estimate. I believe the word "maybe" was used.
humble pollen
Yeah, even they don’t know the time it’s going out
tulip locust
Also "today" in their time zone (PST), of course.
humble pollen
Depends on how long testing takes
formal mist
Summoning update Gods
hexed smelt
#bot-commands
livid cargo
do ?rank Hades in #bot-commands
formal ferry
#bless
terse vapor
#teammaegera
heavy scaffold
#teamAphrodite
tulip locust
Can I get a Megaera wall scroll or is that too inappropriate.
I mean I already have an Aphrodite wall scroll, making Zag go full teenager.
echo wolf
#teamartemis
heavy scaffold
team artemis = being fan of a cloack
tulip locust
we goin' the full course everyone
echo wolf
Artemis is the best and that's before she has a design
spring cipher
#teamartemis
tulip locust
She still doesn't have a design.
heavy scaffold
You are fan of artemis dash not artemis herself, like every artemis fans ^^'
tulip locust
Which dash is from Artemis?
echo wolf
Her personality and character alone are better than everyone else with their design
umbral quail
can't wait for the update.. its like an itch even though i can't kill Hydra
tulip locust
I can think of every dash boon but Artemis's.
formal mist
i only managed to kill hydra 3 times
tulip locust
@umbral quail Like they say, cut off one head...
heavy scaffold
Artemis one make your attack critical after dash, tons of people use this one to dps more
tulip locust
@short sequoia Oh! Right! Haven't gotten that in a long time.
terse vapor
when you have lv3 artemis dash everything feels like a breeze
short sequoia
It’s super strong with bow from my experience
heavy scaffold
most bow user take artemis token to get full critical from start
short sequoia
Yeah I always take the art token
tulip locust
I use Meg's earring.
vapid rune
i prefer ares on a bow
tulip locust
And not just because I ship them
heavy scaffold
Meg earing is nice in asphodel, not first part ^^
vapid rune
and qick draw
surreal briar
heavy scaffold
I like zeus special, if you hit an ennemy from really close it is very powerfull
tulip locust
Meg's earring is nice in the first part if you haven't played the game a bunch and gotten really good.
heavy scaffold
ok
indigo condor
hellllo people
tulip locust
I feel like sometimes people forget how hard the bosses used to be.
short sequoia
I usually go bow and like taking brother art token or the orpheus one
vapid rune
ares quick draw + artemis dash = op
tulip locust
Before we beat them a hundred times.
short sequoia
Bow* not brother lol
indigo condor
let me as something that was problebly was asked 10000 times here , when the update should hit?
ask*
tulip locust
@indigo condor Helloo. If you're looking for the update, it's not out yet. Might be a while. Checked the pinned posts.
short sequoia
Yeah I’ve managed the hydra enough times but still have a hard time with sword over all the other weps
terse vapor
LETS GO
torn zephyr
they post the patch note guys!
livid cargo
PATCH NOTES
terse vapor
BOIS
livid cargo
WE IN
winter cobalt
yeah babey!
tulip locust
what
short sequoia
I think I'm gonna wait to just play it out
brisk trail
Oh boy.
short sequoia
#spoilers?
tulip locust
livid cargo
patch notes are now gone
grim brook
i was gonna read them but i was afraid of seeing spoilers 😄
terse vapor
lmao
torn zephyr
lol
terse vapor
gone
brisk trail
they deleted
zealous condor
lmao
brisk trail
rip
zealous condor
and gone
crystal mural
ohhh man
fathom harbor
LMAO
fiery pebble
Please tell me someone took a screenshot
livid cargo
hey SGG you alright there, lol?
zealous condor
should have saved it
tulip locust
lol
fathom harbor
maybe it was an accident
winged relic
But,but,but they want me to fight a gorgon????? I can't go against my dear dusa's race!
crystal mural
Right when I was in the middle of it, ha
terse vapor
GG REPORT
surreal briar
lul
fathom harbor
hard mode
grim brook
anyone screenshot? 😄
tulip locust
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DISCUSS THE LEAKED PATCH NOTES
#h1-story-discussion
livid cargo
I've got most of the information stored away in the old brainhole
short sequoia
Can we chill it on the spoilers at least? I'd like to experience it first hand
sinful idol
Damn for some reason I thought the update was today
brisk trail
To spoilers boys
hexed smelt
patience, patience
tulip locust
@sinful idol It is. Just later.
grim brook
i hope i can play some before i need to go to bed
vestal lodge
I'll post them again soon!
sinful idol
Awesome, I popped over to announcements and saw Jan 19
livid cargo
it was January 2019
torn zephyr
^
terse vapor
@drowsy karma yeah by 1 week
sinful idol
Thanks to whoever talked me into using the spear more. I gave up on it too quickly before.
void vigil
no, it is not delayed
grim brook
i mean if they live in the us they got a lot of hours left
brisk trail
it should be fairly obvious that sgg is a US based company lol
drowsy karma
@terse vapor You are a cruel man, sir. I've got no respect for you.
terse vapor
ahaha ❤
ancient elk
The update b like
brisk trail
a scoundrel, with no respect for knights
grim brook
why would it necessary be us?
formal ferry
I was gonna say 'WHATCHU MEAN YOU DONT ARTIES DASH' but I speed run the game, so....... ._.
I literally can't function if I can't crit the world XD
heavy scaffold
@grim brook Cause in the video game industry, europe allways come last
ancient elk
True 😢
tulip locust
@molten storm It's 11:30 AM for them. They have plenty of time to get it done "today"
unborn bronze
Hey @vestal lodge was playing Hades 10 seconds ago
grim brook
because something is mostly true doesnt mean it always is
vestal lodge
I am always playing Hades
formal ferry
I just wanna stream it tonight 😭
devout plinth
we are all play hades
unborn bronze
@heavy scaffold :D Europe... Look at Petropalovsk_Kamchatskii
formal ferry
I'm holding out that it'll be up by then! 
void vigil
oh hey i showed up to your stream once! i didnt know you did speedruns 🤔
ancient elk
Heyyyyy Morgan, wanna pm me the patch notes and i won't share them to anyone I swear 😉
heavy scaffold
doesn't really matter, they could have release it morning or noon in us so we would have been able to play it... but it seems China+NA is more people than EU+NA so they adapt to theses time zones ^^
tulip locust
@vestal lodge you're not this very moment
vestal lodge
I am in my heart
void vigil
arent we all always playing hades in our hearts
solemn echo
lol
winter cobalt
mood
formal ferry
@void vigil yeeeeeeeeeeeea, I submitted my time for 4th place!
tulip locust
Wait if you're not does that mean testing is done
livid cargo
Morgan can I have a MS Paint sketch of Zagreus thanks, patch notes are overrated
void vigil
nice!!
hexed smelt
on every level except the physical, i am playing hades
formal ferry
the RNG hates me 😭
unborn bronze
@vestal lodge are u the Hades?
brisk trail
let me date dusa
unborn bronze
@hexed smelt what does it mean?
tulip locust
Let me date Isosceles.
solemn echo
lol
vale kite
let me date sisyphus
unborn bronze
just let me date my bow
heavy scaffold
Cerberus seems to be the most affectionate of all listed above
tulip locust
let me date syphilis
sinful ivy
Done with school. Now I will stare at the screen waiting for my patch.
tulip locust
wait
void vigil
sounds unhealthy
warm palm
cover art back to normal?
rancid plover
for life
tulip locust
@warm palm Yeah, they fixed it a while ago.
It wasn't supposed to be the new art yet.
warm palm
But it will change back once the update hits right?
unborn bronze
FIXED*
near totem
i just joined for the drama
brisk trail
what drama
near totem
patch drama
tulip locust
@warm palm It should, absolutely.
mighty path
what's the drama about
unborn bronze
Sounds like an album name
neat fjord
not having the update yet
rancid plover
There is no drama
tulip locust
Zeus slept with... everyone.
brisk trail
No idea, probably nothing
unborn bronze
No No Drama?
warm palm
almost 10 pm here
tulip locust
And it's started a scandal.
ancient elk
U guys want drama? Don't tell anyone but I heard Greg call Morgan smelly
mighty path
unborn bronze
No no no no Drama?
tulip locust
That's the drama.
warm palm
probably wont get the update until tomorrow
brisk trail
i mean zeus did sleep with literely everyone
rancid plover
@ancient elk WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
mighty path
heavy scaffold
Maybe Zeus is Zagreus real father ?
near totem
can i link in this channel?
neat fjord
and literally everything
brisk trail
letrally
tulip locust
Maybe Zagreus is Hades' real father.
warm palm
nah he took the shape of animals and went with humans
unborn bronze
uterally
brisk trail
oops, not gonna bother edit that
warm palm
litrlr
heavy scaffold
"letally" when taking the form of a bull
brisk trail
illiterate
unborn bronze
Heeey, guys. @vestal lodge is playing Hades. Again!
ancient elk
@tulip locust please move that comment to spoilers, it's confirmed for the plot in the future
brisk trail
zeus is like the genghis khan of the greek gods
unborn bronze
Hou could you @vestal lodge !
livid cargo
what likely happened is that
brisk trail
except its 1 in 10 chance he's your dad
livid cargo
those patch notes are too early
ancient elk
Till today idk that we could @ SGG so brazenly
brisk trail
Good time for the patch. Just finished reading the Iliad.
livid cargo
and a bit more testing is needed
ancient elk
I'm still too scared too
left jackal
when will update coming?
prime shore
I was abt to ask the same thing haha
livid cargo
no morgan your color is red
vestal lodge
@left jackal
void vigil
maybe this amount of mentions is unnecessary, @unborn bronze 😅
unborn bronze
Finished reading Iliad 20 years ago...
vestal lodge
@tulip locust Msg me in two weeks
brisk trail
It's real neat seeing all these common fiction tropes and sayings in what would've been roughly the original storythey were created for.
vestal lodge
😉
brisk trail
ohhh weee
Also I read Poseidons voice in the voice he has in Hades.
Its just so great
ancient elk
@unborn bronze Y not @ morgan and ask yourself haha
brisk trail
can i test a date with dusa
ancient elk
jk
livid cargo
when's the patch when we can hire logan to narrate our lives thanks
brisk trail
This
void vigil
yeah, i am often right :')
ancient elk
Where's the patch where I can go to an orchestra orchestrated live by Darren
unborn bronze
Have successful running from Aid ream since 2000
charred geyser
but what do i do now? the patch isn't out yet and my brain is locked on an endless window switching loop
brisk trail
get a life?
tulip locust
For a while I was having symptoms of cubital tunnel syndrome. Fun times.
brisk trail
Nasty.
tulip locust
It's basically carpal tunnel but for a different nerve in your hand.
charred geyser
does discord expose an api...
vestal lodge
ugh that sounds awful
blazing sphinx
will the update download automatically ot do we have to go to the store page?
livid cargo
they do, armatus
heavy scaffold
it's automated with the launcher
vestal lodge
@blazing sphinx There's an Auto Update option in the store
tulip locust
It wasn't the worst thing, it was just concerning. And I got it handled right away.
blazing sphinx
Thank you!!!
vestal lodge
so it depends if you have that toggled on or off
tulip locust
Like it could have gone worse.
hexed smelt
and lo, a thousand gamers clicked frantically, to check their epic launcher options.
livid cargo
and the lone mac user sat and cried
hexed smelt
i'm definitely not just saying that because that was what i immediately checked
chilly stump
Man I wish I had the 👀 that has the motion blur.
solemn echo
Potatoe
hexed smelt
chilly stump
That's the real settings-check vibe.
ancient elk
@chilly stump just shake your head, it has the same effect
livid cargo
Caitlin, this guild does have emoji spots left
hexed smelt
signal spoke
NO IT DIDNT SHOW UP
tulip locust
Auto-updates are on by default, in my experience.
signal spoke
oh now it did
chilly stump
True! Though I think we'd like to save them for other things. Sparrow can always oblige or I can get Nitro. 😄
patent ingot
is it out?
hexed smelt
only for another four days!
charred geyser
this discord would be an empty desert for a while if it was
hexed smelt
you know there's an update incoming when almost everyone in the sgg list has a green dot
tulip locust
@patent ingot Keep an eye on #hades-patch-notes and/or #announcements
humble pollen
Hyyype
tulip locust
Although the patch notes did leak a bit ago.
charred geyser
they're recording their screen to make a "fans react" video
tulip locust
They accidentally posted them, then deleted them.
If you want to discuss it go to #h1-story-discussion
brisk trail
Maybe the patch will come if we sacrifice a heifer to zeus?
livid cargo
leaked patch notes: dusa now has a crown 
livid cargo
(note: this is a joke)
tepid wedge
leaked patch notes: dusa is a playable character
livid cargo
(mods plz no ban)
humble pollen
Dusa cleaning minigame yes
brisk trail
Every character is now Dusa
void vigil
im sorry this leak cannot be forgiven 
tulip locust
Leaked patch notes: Dusa has replaced Zagreus as the protagonist.
You now play as Dusa.
humble pollen
I’d be on board
livid cargo
We have replaced all strings with "Dusa"
tepid wedge
Dusa Dusa Dusa?
brisk trail
Dusa
heady wing
Dusa, Dusa
charred geyser
Charon: Hrrrrngdusa
patent ingot
did the patch notes really leak?
void vigil
just dusa
humble pollen
D u s a
solemn echo
DUUUUUUUUUUUSA
brisk trail
tulip locust
@patent ingot Yeah, they posted them, and then quickly deleted them. Uncertain if it was intentional or not (as a sneak peek).
charred geyser
Doose
cloud glacier
DUSA
heady wing
did someone get a printscreen?
livid cargo
im proud of the amount of dusa reactions, good job chat
ancient elk
I think dusa got a ss
jolly island
UPDATE
tulip locust
There were some major things that I yelled at people for saying out loud in this channel.
brisk trail
Born in the DU. S. A.
terse vapor
i imagine @vestal lodge posted them while grinning and eating popcorn for the upcoming show in hades-spoilers
humble pollen
Aaaa
livid cargo
apparently update is rolling out
brisk trail
Update rolling out
vestal lodge
I did
livid cargo
time to watch #hades-patch-notes again
ancient elk
He knew exactly what he was doing
jolly island
Aaaaaaah
brisk trail
Yay!
fiery pebble
Where the patch notes at
tulip locust
I don't have it yet.
livid cargo
and shake our fists at Morgan
crystal mural
GG's
patent ingot
yahoo
dusty stag
oh boi
humble pollen
Patch notes pls
short sequoia
No update here either
charred geyser
Epic Store DDoS
void summit
update going booois
crystal mural
reload your Epic launcher
fringe lynx
I can't take Dusa to the prom
livid cargo
This is real
brisk trail
time to go flirt with dusa
tulip locust
I accidentally clicked the Hades icon instead of the EPIC icon, and instead of loading the game it brought up the launcher anyway—TO UPDATE.
fringe lynx
I'd have no body to go with
solemn echo
You need to kiss Hades to get your update
vital belfry
Congrats SGG, can't wait to check this out when I can! Here's to a smooth launch!
short sequoia
Oh yeah just had to hit launch to get it to update
charred geyser
sweet
heavy scaffold
Update finished, bye bye guys 😘
solemn echo
But yes, is updating
tulip locust
Time to start avoiding the discord because of spoilers!
tepid wedge
Updating
empty copper
update? update? i saw a poost
patent ingot
the game icon switched back to the old one
tepid wedge
where is the patch note? 🤔
rancid plover
UPDATING Pog
tulip locust
Bye!
oblique laurel
Updating
fiery pebble
Its updatin, ye
void summit
imagine if its just an item shop
main magnet
Patch notes are coming!
short sequoia
Talk to everyone later!
void summit
more hats
blazing sphinx
HHHHHHHHHH
humble pollen
Patch notes hype
charred geyser
Spoiler: Update goes to 76% then Dusa pops up
livid cargo
Dexter I don't believe you
primal bluff
Where are patch notes?
livid cargo
what are your credentials
empty copper
@main magnet 
ancient elk
Patch notes will be in game
copper wren
Hypers?
ancient elk
Once its updated
hexed smelt
nyoom
solemn echo
Patch notes are in your hearth
fiery pebble
Morgan seems to be about to post them in #hades-patch-notes
main magnet
Morgan's posting them as we type
empty copper
im excited!!!!!!!!!
woven hearth
morgan is typing it's the only thing i'm seeing right now
lofty dock
Gogogogogo
hexed smelt
ayyy here we go
lyric frost
PATCH NOTES
vital pier
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
livid cargo
ayyyy
ancient elk
here we gooooo
primal bluff
I hope they're removing the invincible enemies in it . Didn't work in book of demons, and it's definitely not working here
lone axle
😱
plain urchin
PHWOAR
sturdy hearth
kreygasm!
vital pier
Bless you @vestal lodge
upbeat sequoia
ITS UPPPPPPPPPP
tired zealot
PATCH NOTES
empty copper
HYPE
quick cedar
That's some big patching
empty copper
NEW FLOOR!
nimble harness
Much text
Such patch notes
Wow
indigo condor
GOGOGO
primal bluff
OMG
indigo condor
HYPE
primal bluff
LIER
charred geyser
woah woah slow donwn
primal bluff
new floor? can someone confirm this?
subtle notch
EYES EMOJI
void vigil
you can read the patch notes :P
errant garden
ancient elk
There's so much
supple fulcrum
holy crap the patch notes
primal bluff
just psosted
supple fulcrum
hahaha
half surge
Oh lord it's coming
primal bluff
its posted in the hades patch notes
supple fulcrum
updating now boisss
ancient elk
Bless them
visual badger
Update is live LET"S GO
oblique laurel
empty copper
I read new chambers and thought there was a new floor, but still my good this update
fiery pebble
I am confused
warm palm
im downloading it!!!!!!!!
fiery pebble
Why was Poseidons attack bonus buffed
But Aphrodites wasnt?
Poseidon was already good, Aphrodite already was not
void vigil
guys i understand the excitement, but no spoilers in this channel please
brazen lake
anyone got a picture of artemis?
ancient elk
Its downloaded see you all hahaa
modest dirge
new rooms, not a new biome!
rustic geyser
See you guys in 2 weeks
brazen lake
plz i wanna see artemis
void vigil
maybe people do in #h1-story-discussion
final nebula
Guys how weight patch?
dawn tundra
Something worth considering goin forward is that allowing reactions makes it REALLY hard to read patch notes on mobile because every reaction snaps things to the bottom
tepid yacht
CHAOS LOOKS SO COOL THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
empty copper
^ Kek
livid cargo
@dawn tundra you can make reactions not visible
wild imp
is it good?
empty copper
the new rooms will be ncie too, plus a reason to go to Chaos rooms
jolly island
Artemis art
hasty frost
blessed
steep bolt
my save crashed the game immediately. I hope it's because epic launcher tried to patch the game while it's running 😦
hasty frost
BLESSED
heady wing
what is chaos?
tawny sundial
no new weapons? 😰
livid cargo
yeah druid that seems likely
rancid plover
Yo Nyx's Keepsake is SO GOOD Pog
empty copper
damn , she pretty
jolly island
Choas in bloodgates
brisk trail
Jen Zee strikes again
jolly island
Gives boons
hasty frost
@formal ferry idk if she was posted in spoilers but she is here
brisk trail
one of the greatest living character artists hands down
gusty halo
Oh no, she is hot.
formal ferry
@hasty frost OH MY GOD SHES ADORABLE
formal ferry
she's like a green, bad tempered Mononoke and I can't 😭
fiery pebble
Id say she is more adorable than hot really
brisk trail
Ah a patch!! Gonna buy the game now, wasn't sure how often it'd get content patches but it looks good!!!
gusty halo
Nope, she is hot, alright
empty copper
true, all the gods are hot... except Poseidon he's creepy
fiery pebble
And so tiny
livid cargo
look who cares about more content, all you need is
brisk trail
aw I like him haha
hasty frost
shes cute af
heavy zodiac
Aaaa Artemis looks amazing
brisk trail
YAL I GOT IT
gusty halo
Poseidon is that uncle that comes drunk to every family gathering
empty copper
he's too.... just too much for me xD not my type 😛
brisk trail
gotta install!!
frozen plume
doesnt fit the artemis character from mythology
fiery pebble
I mean in mythology Chaos wasnt a person
fathom hound
This is a lot to take in.
empty copper
anyway how do i update
formal ferry
Poseidon is such a bro
heavy zodiac
I mean half of them don't
fiery pebble
And Hades wasnt this much of a jerk
formal ferry
and its great
fiery pebble
Theyre not following myth 1:1
brisk trail
@fiery pebble WHO CARES I LOVE THEM ALL
empty copper
hades was a cool dude
frozen plume
true, but it aint much of a stretch to put chaos in tho
fiery pebble
Anyway, time for some runs now
brisk trail
its just their take on it
fiery pebble
Hopefully next patch makes Aphrodite worthwhile again
empty copper
artistic interpretation and all
frozen plume
i know
dull sorrel
Game looks so good T_T can't wait until they move to other platforms
empty copper
oh yer the game is beautiful
fading lark
I was expecting much more in this "major" update tho i m very disappointed 😥
brisk trail
I wanted to ask, do patches bring more enemies!? Because the variety was kinda low when it launched
frozen plume
what do you guys think about them adding titans?
empty copper
titans should be rare af but im all for it
signal geyser
Well those are... big changes.
brisk trail
im keen for some titans
frozen plume
it would be cool to see atlas and kronos and others
fading lark
I mean i thought they will add new gods and new weapons
small egret
2018...
fading lark
Ooo is it i was just read the patch notes but did they add any new weapons
coral thistle
not yet
empty copper
no but theres been alot of balancing done to the current ones
surreal briar
fokin furries
radiant star
Which one was quick temper?
fading lark
They could have done more i think
empty copper
Game dev takes time my dude, this is alot 😛
radiant star
Ahh okay thanks
coral thistle
this is a massive amount for 30 days
cloud glacier
why bloodstones seek enemies by default?
hexed lynx
They did plenty by the sounds of it but a new weapon would have been a nice addition
radiant star
@fading lark yeah and also they wanted a Christmas holiday which I respect
fading lark
Yeah i was just sooo hyped yikes
coral thistle
bc they were too underpowered before @cloud glacier
people just weren't using cast
frozen plume
yeah
cloud glacier
well it was bad
fading lark
Time to play new patch see ya guys
hexed lynx
Casts were only underpowered outside of Zeus, Poseidon and Artemis
I used them alot with Zeus and Poseidon
empty copper
no spoilers please
does anyone know how to start the update? its not starting for me...
brisk trail
It should start automatically i guess?
ivory widget
ebon slate
restart Epic
echo wolf
I'm a long way from home
ebon slate
to me, the update started now
brisk trail
Unless you turned that off that is, if not restart epic and it should go
echo wolf
Show artermis
chilly stump
If you have the 'Auto-Update' setup it will go automatically upon starting the Epic Games launcher. If not, you can select 'Verify' for Hades or change to auto-update and restart the client.
small egret
empty copper
ah gotcha, thanks Cait! also nice sam pic, nice to see another critter
small egret
January 2018
chilly stump
My pleasure! And thank you!! 💃
wooden quartz
i was hoping this update would drop some accessibility or assist options
empty copper
wooden quartz
looks like it's holding out for next update for me
vital pier
@vestal lodge I see you guys went ahead with the marked enemies. Very good
vestal lodge
👍
livid cargo
man this is too much content
please try to scale it back for next patch
thanks SGG
slender idol
rip teh spear
empty copper
seriously this is amazing thanks guys!
vestal lodge
@wooden quartz If you have idea for specific things we could do please add them in #hades-feedback
chilly stump
Thank you @small egret !
brisk trail
Patch notes are now up on the Reddit and Wiki!!!!
empty copper
wooden quartz
i've already put in what i can think of in both feedback iterations 
im just gonna wait and hope
livid cargo
hi taci
void summit
THE NEW ARTEMIS ❤
empty copper
i still like my "red crit" idea i forward for mah crit builds
seems like tghey went the other way doe
wooden quartz
"You can now switch Keepsakes only once after clearing Tartarus"
to confirm, does this mean what keepsake you are using is permanent with only one change?
crystal bolt
Sorry if this isn't the place to ask this, but has there been talk if Hades will be added to Steam down the road?
livid cargo
yes
hasty frost
yea
hexed smelt
hasty frost
also @wooden quartz basically
empty copper
"Will Hades ever come to Steam or other platforms?
We expect to bring Hades to a variety of other platforms once Early Access is complete, including Steam. That’s not for a while so we can't make any promises here yet."
crystal bolt
Ty
tulip locust
Just hit a pretty major bug.
livid cargo
but can I play Hades on my Apple Watch
empty copper
oh?
hasty frost
im assuming this is bc people could take Cerberus' collar for a full heal and then swap to their keepsake of choice
tulip locust
Gonna have to restart my run because I entered a room and no enemies spawned.
hasty frost
f
tulip locust
And can't proceed until I "beat" the room.
hexed smelt
report it with f10 mate
tulip locust
Submitted a... yeah, that.
wooden quartz
i dont see what the purpose of getting more keepsakes is, then, if you can only use two period throughout the game
civic nimbus
Why can't I post in feedback anymore 😢
hexed smelt
you need to read the earliest pinned message in there
hasty frost
i mean the game is only two regions so far
so we may be able to swap our keepsakes after each level
civic nimbus
Oh, derp. Thanks sparrow, and Sorry!
echo wolf
Personally I think you should be fully healed between floors anywau
azure obsidian
i wish the update was a tiny bit bigger
hasty frost
i agree rond0 but thats what it is
livid cargo
@wooden quartz i think people were abusing the cerebrus collar for heals
acoustic wave
Wait I've read the patch and I'm unsure if there are floors after the hydra now
azure obsidian
expected a new region
livid cargo
i think when more areas are added it'll be one swap per area
tulip locust
OMG ARTEMIS IS GORGEOUS
azure obsidian
i dont think there's any new one
hasty frost
the games still ends at the end of asphodel
livid cargo
yeh
hasty frost
but each floor has three more chambers
azure obsidian
vestal lodge
@azure obsidian There are 4 typed out pages of patch notes... how much more is a tiny bit bigger? 😂 😂 😂 😂
azure obsidian
no i've seen the balancing and all
hasty frost
we'll get the next region eventually
i rather tarturus and asphodel are solid before they release the next level
livid cargo
Morgan, add a smiley face to the text you see when you use the scrying pool, then it's a perfect update
azure obsidian
but i was really expecting a new region that's all
proven whale
same
hexed smelt
guys, chill
hexed smelt
a new area is a lot of work
azure obsidian
oh yeah i'm chill
empty copper
^
azure obsidian
i know it's a lot of work
and i don't know how their resources are scattered around so
tepid yacht
hey, gives me more time to catch up
brisk trail
more than one month's work that's for sure haha
tepid yacht
also new rooms
brisk trail
especially since they look so gosh DANG gorgeous
proven whale
I think it’s because once you beat hydra they tease new content in game, and this is the first patch
hoary orchid
i need to get home and see that artemis art 😩
azure obsidian
i've just read the patch notes without actually getting on yet though so i don't feel all the new stuff yet
cloud glacier
does anyone also have new hunter dash effects visible while killing meg?
empty copper
shes so cute @hoary orchid
proven whale
wish they added new art for Nyx and Charon
hoary orchid
same i was hoping for new nyx stuff
her keepsake buff was needed
kinda weird tho gameplay wise
empty copper
art assets for side characters may honestly drop at any point, no need to save them for major updates
art isnt really a priority imo, but nice to see it
iron heron
I think Nyx's portrait fits her but it's jarring to see it used for other npcs
empty copper
true
hoary orchid
ya i was hella confused during my first few runs
empty copper
its a good place holder art tbf xd
hoary orchid
headcanon that all these side characters are just nyx in a different color robe each time
past charm
wow, that selection of audio device is a thing I want to see more of in every game. Seriously that's a huge time and annoyance saver. Whenever someone plugs a switch in the dock, my TV loses connection for a bit and the default audio device changes.
acoustic wave
What's a "pact"? I've beaten this game already I think I just forgot what it is
drowsy karma
MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING?
empty copper
i was curious about this too
acoustic wave
Ah makes sense
placid spindle
Hades’s douche bug hasnt been fixed
wooden quartz
@livid cargo wait is it per run or is it for the entirety of the game no matter the run?
stone lily
make it harder
livid cargo
i think as of right now
placid spindle
Hades being a douche hasnt been fixed yet
placid spindle
Game breaking bug
livid cargo
no the game does not lock you into a keepsake forever
placid spindle
Oof
stone lily
chaos is super cool holy darn
placid spindle
Watch your profanity
empty copper
i feel like hades is wishing he zag makes it, even if its in his own way
placid spindle
I feel like hades should be more chill
empty copper
he doesnt believe zag will make it, but he'd be happy if he does
stone lily
I think there is more to hades
empty copper
Hades is such a great character to do so much with, i doubt its gonna be that bland
placid spindle
What if they patched Hades to have a really big slouch in his throne
half surge
Artemis is an awkward forest gremlin and I love her
placid spindle
Like the gus sorola slouch
stone lily
Artemis is my favorite character so far
brisk trail
same
placid spindle
I havent played hades
empty copper
hades and Persephone were a genuinely lovely couple
placid spindle
Only saw the gameplay trailer
iron heron
I like Sisyphus
placid spindle
But yeah
fickle vortex
Achilles ftw. Greek man love is best yaoi
placid spindle
Sisyphus can burn
empty copper
no swearing 
stone lily
Im having such a hard time with the blade
empty copper
downloads at 50%... damn my internet
placid spindle
Is thanatos in the game
stone lily
I can only seem to get good runs off of the single chop hammer boon
half surge
I got to the mid point in a run a while ago and then finished it in the update
Hence to 1675 minutes time
cloud glacier
lol "ure not dusa"
placid spindle
Is thanatos in hades
stone lily
dashing into enemies now stuns them momentarily
tulip veldt
Patch drop yet?
half surge
Yes
stone lily
its way easier to never get hit
empty copper
not in the game, but i imagine he'll make an appearance
tulip veldt
Yeeet
stone lily
lol
fervent veldt
?
void summit
No walls xd and the heads have armour
fervent veldt
oh
empty copper
oh my
placid spindle
Seeing as how every myth starts with zeus and sex
drowsy karma
Daaaamn, Artemis!
brisk trail
You mean Aphrodite?
vestal lodge
Can you please change the topic? This will quickly break our guidelines
brisk trail
ahaha
placid spindle
Oof ok
empty copper
oh sorry no worries
brisk trail
Does an in game photo of Aphrodite break guidelines?
fickle vortex
Zeus does love his pretty boys
vestal lodge
If you talk about it disrespectfully yes
humble pollen
I do wish there was a more SFW Aphro image for when I’m playing in public
hexed smelt
fjhgkdjf censor aphrodite by putting her in a pink onesie
humble pollen
Seconded
empty copper
xD thirded
brisk trail
Woah guys chill
humble pollen
A Cerberus kigurumi
brisk trail
Let's not provoke an Aphrodite censor pls
I like her how she is
I wish more Gods were explicit like that
But with a slider to adjust that
brisk trail
yes please lets not invoke any unnecessary censoring haha
drowsy karma
Ooof, i feel bad for Meg, she's still such a pushover xD
normal zephyr
HELL YEAH, PATCH IS HERE,AND IT IS LOOKING FIIIIIINE!
brisk trail
i feel like I'm meant to feel bad for meg haha
livid cargo
this is the worst PATCH request I've ever seen, it keeps giving me a 400 error
but new content is great
iron heron
#h1-tech-support Maybe can help?
normal zephyr
Errors updating?
empty copper
^
normal zephyr
Anyway, what's everyone's reaction to the patch?
Anything stand out?
livid cargo
new artemis art is op, please nerf
normal zephyr
Man of culture here
humble pollen
No spoilers here please ❤
livid cargo
is still in the game so it's still playable
normal zephyr
I haven't seen it either
Still hyped from anticipation though
Esoecially because we can give more ambrosia now
humble pollen
I’ve got around a hundred I think
normal zephyr
Haha, I have 3...
livid cargo
it's just an ungodly amount of content
humble pollen
Ha
errant torrent
Congratulations on the big update guys! Making this game in Early Access really was the right decision, imho. I'm feeling so proud that some of my suggestions made it into the game and that i participated
vale drift
Thank you!! Hope y'all enjoy it!
livid cargo
My impact on the game is the impact the bosses have on my broken body*
humble pollen
Def loving it so far, you guys are doing a great job
bright cloak
+ Cosmic Egg (Chaos): added to the game
Chaos: May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
humble pollen
🥚
bright cloak
🥚
humble pollen
Oof
errant torrent
@vale drift boiling blood really feels good. makes the cast worthwile even for melee focused setups
drowsy karma
And then it crits for 3, because new armor xD
brisk trail
Hmm... I got a Chaos boon just now that is supposed to give me +83 hp after each encounter, but I cannot receive any gold. I was on 39 hp. After the next encounter, I still was at 39 hp.
drowsy karma
1264 cast crit xD
errant torrent
uh?
i think those hp after each encounter only work once
after the duration has run out
chilly stump
Just an unfortunate misspelling Kirby, you're good.
brisk trail
@errant torrent Ah! I see.
Could be it. I read the tool tip after not receiving any hp and all it said was "You cannot receive coins." I'll try getting it again though.
deep zodiac
are you guys getting any soundtrack on the hydra fight ?
drowsy karma
Shall i share victory screens here or in spoilers?
stone heath
i pressed f10 and now the screen is black, thats a crash right?
sullen ore
guys
drowsy karma
Sadly.
sullen ore
what do you mean
drowsy karma
No.
drowsy karma
Its not the same, though.
sullen ore
i already beaten the game
drowsy karma
Replayability, new god, new hard mode etc.
sullen ore
hmm, interesting
drowsy karma
Well, not a god, technically.
brisk trail
e n t i t y
drowsy karma
minor warren
Anyone got new Artemis art?
brisk trail
I do
drowsy karma
Yeah.
brisk trail
!
drowsy karma
Artemis ❤
brisk trail
She looks great!
drowsy karma
Lol, got free bloodgates trinket, and the bloodgate on the very first chamber, where you start at. Is that intended or just luck?
vestal lodge
@drowsy karma Good luck 😄
drowsy karma
AND epic boon at that.
neat fjord
mh... thought more content would be available. im not very satisfied. what do you think of the update?
patent copper
for a first content patch its not that bad
chilly stump
Hey @brisk trail ! Let's throw that Artemis into spoilers instead. 😄
chilly stump
No worries! A tiny thing.
brisk trail
Noted for next time!
neat fjord
nope
alpine silo
The patch note seem to suggest that we don’t...
sleek herald
No, just some new rooms
alpine silo
Okay, thanks
subtle knoll
no, but we got onions instead
alpine silo
A bit disappointed...
sleek herald
I do enjoy the onions
neat fjord
jup indeed. and now new weapon
neat fjord
just some biin optimizing. but at least the new creatures are interesting
the contract stuff is kinda.. meh
drowsy karma
Contract in your room.
drowsy karma
Yes.
opal viper
Yes
crystal pecan
Man I gaccsr to wait til I'm back from a work trip to play this Sunday. I can't wait!!
heavy zodiac
And no health penalty for entering blood gates
crystal pecan
*Have to wait
subtle knoll
oof no health penalty is nice
drowsy karma
Is health penalty smaller now, though? Or its just early rooms?
heavy zodiac
From what I've seen, the health penalty is smaller
But then again
It's a trade off for having to complete Chaos' quest boons
hallow lark
is there anywhere to get the latest assets from the update, folks?
subtle knoll
oh boys i made a mistake, chaos boon: slain enemies throw an inferno bomb at me, in exchange for a death defiance ,it was a bad idea
alpine silo
At the control setting, what is dead zone?
vale drift
@alpine silo It's how much distance from neutral position you have to move the stick before your character moves!
So a very low Dead Zone = more responsive but also potentially more finicky controls
alpine silo
Neat! An answer from the developer!