It's a highly infective virus we know nothing about
#off-topic-chat
golden ivy
3% mortality rate is nothing
vale flicker
3%? Yike
golden ivy
Well technically we have no idea the rate
China is 99% not telling us real figures about how many have died
golden ivy
We are afraid for my brother getting it
golden ivy
He has a disorder that could affect immunity
vale flicker
That's why everyone is so scared of it
wispy dagger
wash your fands
vale flicker
It's leading problem is that it affects the lungs
Pneumonia
If he has weak lungs or smokes/vapes he's at a higher risk if he gets pneumonia
golden ivy
My brother has Cardio Facio Cutaneous syndrome
vale flicker
*from what I've seen on WHO, verify the legitimacy yourself
Believe nothing told to you fact check everything
Mis info is actually a huge crime rn
golden ivy
Basically just bad bones, heart, and skin, but it causes other issues
Like for some reason he is blind in one eye
And has seizures
vale flicker
Yeah I dunno
golden ivy
So idk if it's bad for him
golden ivy
He has
vale flicker
How bad was it for him
golden ivy
It hospitalized him
vale flicker
Yeah he might die
golden ivy
But he wasn't too too bad
vale flicker
Toughen up
golden ivy
Closest he ever came to death was his seizures got so bad I spent like a year in the hospital
vale flicker
Cause you are going to see minimum 1 person you care about die if we don't find a cure in the next 2 months
vale flicker
214m people roughly
golden ivy
That's actually scary now that I think about it
vale flicker
Much higher since I calculated 7 Bil and not 7.5 or something
golden ivy
So approx 1.05 million in canada
vale flicker
Again, fact check everything I've said so far. Get into the habit, right now that's the most important thing
uhhh
vale flicker
Yeah
wispy dagger
turtles have feathers
vale flicker
Good chance they will though
Not many people go there entire life not getting sick once
vale flicker
Is Spelunky still on sale?
vale flicker
Was like 3 bucks during Dec.
golden ivy
Enter the gungeon is fun
Slime rancher may be more idk
I don't have many paid games so idk the priced
vale flicker
Doom, Dark Souls 1/3, Skyrim elder scrolls
golden ivy
Also I realized I have lived in every neighbouring city to Vancouver in my province
Which is cool I guess
vale flicker
My guess is the fatality rate will go down to 1.5%
golden ivy
If it even is at 2%
vale flicker
People with compromised immune systems have a higher risk of catching and dying from nCoV-2
golden ivy
Our sample size is too small here and China could quite possibly be withholding a true number of confirmed deaths
vale flicker
When people with Reg immune systems get it that number will go down
Oh
Ok looked it up
So I was thinking 2% because that's what WHO estimated
And I only check them usually
But the mortality rate has risen to 3.4%
As of March 3rd
vale flicker
That's why you were thinking 3%
I checked the estimated fatality rate a week ago
Before we had a definite one
vale flicker
Oh I love calculating how many people die
golden ivy
I don't
vale flicker
I've never had a genuine relationship with anyone cuz of my childhood, so I can understand the sociological affect of fatality rates alot easier than other people
fathom haven
bro who cares about corona virus just drink some corona
didnt u hear alcohol kills the virus
vale flicker
I don't mind if anyone I know dies
They gonna eventually
*that's a theory
Question everything, trust no one
Cat^
To cheer you up bray
tame sparrow
The word you're looking for is hypothesis, and alcohol based hand sanitizer, as well as alcohol cleaning products, have already been shown to destroy the virus on both hands and surfaces.
vernal flame
Yum...bleach
tame sparrow
Yeah but you have to bathe in it and it needs to be bicardi 151
vernal flame
and Tidepods
golden ivy
Okay, I will
tame sparrow
Make sure not to smoke in the tub
golden ivy
Its okay I'll bring my juul
vale flicker
Joke*
fathom haven
dont worry guys im drinking corona now so the virus should be gone in the morning
vale flicker
What are your thoughts on the virus @tame sparrow
golden ivy
Do you guys want to see a comic I made when I was like 6 years old
fathom haven
yes
fathom haven
you're cat is cute but for fucks sake give it a blanket or some sheets to chill on
tame sparrow
I don't really have any thoughts on it. ITs a virus going around just like any other major virus or disease on the last 29 years I've been alive.
PEople are blowing it out of proportion in some places, and in other places they're not doing enough. Life goes on.
Yeah get some sheets on that mattress, wtf
vale flicker
It's a major virus but the whole issue is that it's got an incredibly high fatality rate and we know so little about it
Picture from a week ago when I got cat
Mattress is gone now
Moved already
tame sparrow
I made this 11 years ago
vale flicker
Vad don't be a dick
golden ivy
He basically drops his icecream and gets real depressed and goes on a shopping spree then bangs his head on the wall, attempts to drown himself and it ends with a fortune cookie
tame sparrow
I think its neat
vale flicker
Shut up Broccoli man
golden ivy
My dad scanned it and sent it to me like a week ago
vale flicker
Lol that's sick
golden ivy
I had completely forgotten
tame sparrow
Good dad
golden ivy
Lmao
fathom haven
get your shit together 6 yr old brayden
golden ivy
I might have the original somewhere in my dad's box of our Arts and crafts
I should remaster broccoli man
gleaming patio
vale flicker
FUCK YEAH
pure child like bliss rn my dudes
if you don't know what this is you haven't lived yet
jade panther
I'm rather disappointed... In order to fix a few things on my phone I needed to perform a factory reset. I thought my game would be safe as I cloud saved it, but upon re downloading it and starting it, I hit cloud save and instead of loading my save it overwrote it with the new save file. So now I lost about a month of progress...
But hey, the other problems I was having are fixed. So why complain over losing a ton of progress?
It really sucks as I was almost finished with the desert (was maybe 4 enemies away?) And had every enemy card up until that point. I was so excited to almost have farming unlocked. Now I have no motivation to restart completely and will probably delete the game. 😞
steep thunder
wait didn't you just just closed and repoen the game
it happened to me
closed and reopened and the cloudsave loaded
golden ivy
@jade panther I reinstalled it and I lost over a year of progress, I feel for you man
jade panther
Yeah. That's what sucks. I spent the last 2 or so months actually enjoying the game. Which is why I feel sad that all the progress is gone.
slate trellis
Try and ask the dev for help
golden ivy
Dm lava and say you lost your save
slate trellis
But I don't think it would really help because it's Google cloud space
But you should try
jade panther
I had a bunch of pets, umm was on the first (pink) vat. Had the gold bonus of the pinball like game up to 75%, had all the raid bonuses for auto casting done (spells part) had the auto cast time down to I think 6 some seconds? Had all my skills start at level 15 when restarting.
jade panther
I'd play for a few hours a day. I can't remember which enemy I was on in the desert. I know I was past bandit Bob cause I did the quest for him.
golden ivy
lava won't do shit
jade panther
I mean if I had pics of the enemies I could tell which one I was on.
formal oyster
Ball just gone through the fucking net twice. This ruined my chances to get pet again 
jade panther
Anyone have all the desert cards?
jade panther
Can send a as?
golden ivy
and wiki
jade panther
Ss*
slate trellis
Idk, the last #💖future-content-blog seemed like he's preparing a last update for infinite replayability
hence the name afterlife (?)
distant siren
hi
slate trellis
olleh
distant siren
ola
frank moth
ciao
distant siren
servus
strong ore
lava fixing things:
tardy crescent
does anyoke know the apo req for all construct potions?
odd pivot
Nope
tardy crescent
someone may have a list with them, idk 🤷♀️
neon edge
heck
vernal flame
Lul
distant siren
PORTAL
distant siren
@tardy crescent took you long enough
strong ore
isnt double the best possible?
strong ore
never got anything but a double
slate trellis
there's also royal flush
oblique carbon
oh
tardy crescent
@distant siren true
slate trellis
the link is from #hall-of-fame
oblique carbon
50k gems?
tardy crescent
but the important thing is I got almighty now
oblique carbon
lul
tardy crescent
had to spend 900 gems but k
ashen orbit
wait, how do you have fall arcade when the event isn't active?
tardy crescent
there's a paid pack
indigo iron
Is there a list of the poker rewards somewhere?
tardy crescent
P O K E R
distant siren
oblique carbon
tardy crescent
t r a s h
ashen orbit
lel
oblique carbon
always trash
tardy crescent
^
distant siren
walugi
tardy crescent
I LIKE TO EAT TRASH
be like
indigo iron
I got it before mastery QQ
tardy crescent
why do the noobs get so good pet drops and card drops and we get such bullshit? we must bully lava
I'm not giving in my boss cards, just so you know, Lava. It's the most cocksucking stupid thing you ever created. I'd prefer spending 10,000 gems before giving in my cards
And not only the asylum bosses, the raid bosses are even way worse
I'll only give them in when all of them are 6* and don't lose them cuz they are already 6*
other than that, pls bugfix
I don't give a fucking shit if I may be missing out on boosts, I'm not resetting them by any means, even if they got a 10000000000000000000000% boost. I've had enough with the extremely low drop rates for the cards so I'm gonna fucking mass buy these packs now that I got nothing else to do with my gems
and I swear if 7* cards ever exist which reset your 6*s I'm gonna save edit all my cards to 7*
analog elk
x)
tardy crescent
I won't regret cheating, I'm telling ya. Not gonna waste 10k keys (first time I had to get 5k keys for occ x with absolutely no boosts) just to realise I haven't got occ x yet
indigo iron
I definitely had some salt towards parts of the game, but this was pretty accurate for me too
ashen orbit
lel
the only problem with ticket/raid ts is that you cant reset the timer
so have fun waiting all that time
slate trellis
the mastery perk reduces the time to aquire such keys
it's a potential gain in every way, no matter the amount
ashen orbit
it does, but if you haveto wait a month to get it, its still bothersome
and kinda useless at the moment
in the long run, yeah its amazing, but useless in the moment
sour socket
im currently just stock piling keys because i havent traded in my all of my boss cards yet im hoping ill have enough to get all of the cards back
sour socket
yea
i traded in my king cards and waited to trade in entertainer until i got all of my king cards back
now im waiting to get my last entertainer card back before i trade in sent
warped shell
Whats the max ammount of gems u can get from thebasketball minigame
sour socket
24 w/o the hoops pet and i think it goes to 50 with the hoops pet
warped shell
K thanks
I honestly just found out about it on my own draggin round the basket ball
sour socket
nice
ashen orbit
nice, thats how it should be lel
sour socket
screw that, i read all of the secrets from the wiki
warped shell
But why does the sacred basketball hide in the theater
warped shell
The ball.. Went into the hoop and didnt give me a point so it fell down past and killled my score
?
frank moth
actually nothing
wintry igloo
Anyone ever have the demon pet won during a raid but not have it in your inventory or in the book?
tardy crescent
trash a pet
wintry igloo
Thanks! Worked
ashen orbit
lel
wind lily
foggy thorn
bruh @sick totem fuck off
raw folioBOT
Faite#9005 has been muted
foggy thorn
!mute @sick totem dm server invites
raw folioBOT
You cannot mute someone already muted.
ashen orbit
ffs
some of you need banning perms honestly
Lucky
i said some because i explicitly dont want you to have them
it may not be, but thats my opinion
cant change that
alright, please explain that
because that soundsfucking awesome
yeah yeah
alright
so?
oh
thats all?
it sounded much more epic honestl
y
yeah, Tyr is gone so there are 11 left?
so?
this honestly sounded much cooler
oh damm, alright thats a lot of mods
but this is a big server soooo
also very chaotic
oh shit
damm
that really is a lot of people oof
tame sparrow
Momma says discord users is so angry because they got all them mods but still won't follow the fuckin rules
smoky juniper
Oh I'm sorry lol, for some reason I had a brain fart and thought banana was on the first set lol
tame sparrow
Wrong channel?
smoky juniper
and thats in the wrong channel
tame sparrow
lmao
golden ivy
woppooo
tame sparrow
12 days until DOOM Eternal
golden ivy
Woooo
fleet ivy
All these white named people posting card pictures makes me sad
fleet ivy
Hounds are the saddest dogs alive
safe ruin
Big Boy Bags is substantially worse than I thought
I thought it was +1 bag per dig
I spent 9 days constructing this
devout wharf
upbeat pumice
radiant nest
he quit after so much ore mining
oblique carbon
really? I used hyper egg scroll to hatch pet and got exquisite boss pet. Didn't press keep and it instanly trashed
reasons to hate life meh
kind rover
Could have closed the game and reopened for the same pet
solid scroll
kind rover
It's the rarity. So a hyper egg hatched pet
oblique carbon
best way to end day
uneven dune
just a little sprite
mental spade
Y’all played idle dice before?
outer spear
so, lava keeps saying "im working on an announcement" and like "you guys are going ot be excited for it"
why doesnt he just say what it is generally about?
like, conceptually?
its so gray to the point it makes me think he's lying about somehting
and I'm sure he's not, just the way hes talking about it is really weird
he doesnt post anything related to the actual announcement ever, just that it exists
he says hes been working on it, but the only update to that we've had is that he's been working on art right?
kind rover
Trust me when I say this
He's a strange individual, and very cryptic.
He means well, even if at times it doesn't seem that way
Although he could fix the pc and IOS bugs first imo >_>
outer spear
I guess thats understandable
it would help to be less cryptic, especially when he talks about other devs who go radio silent and arent transparent
uneven dune
hmmm gun sprite
fair cape
Ah, lava must have reset your progress to troll you @kuaka#6742
rose halo
even with an autoclicker macro, getting crusader cards is -such- a chore. ugh....
dusky tangle
This is as close as I've come at basketball, and the ball "missed" through the hoop
golden ivy
Ah yes “missed”
median orbit
Can we mention funnyluckys idea to just copy my suggestion into best suggestions without changing my pet-per typo?
golden ivy
it was your suggestion with the typo that got 10 upvotes
so its only a best suggestion with the typo
ashen orbit
^
ashen orbit
lol, because your combat skill level is too low
grave jasper
which lvl should my combat skill lvl be to start doing some percentage?
ashen orbit
uh, no idea, just increase your combat level as much as you can
grave jasper
lvl 131
wispy pier
or.. go to "train" then open that "weight" icon and select "T-PERKS"
upgrade the first Perk which gives DMG/ACCURACY
ashen orbit
oh right, that gives accuracy
wispy pier
exactly and it gives a lot of
i think 10% per 1 point
- 5% dmg per point
so if you invest 10 points it will boost you a lot
foggy thorn
egg
ashen orbit
stabs him
foggy thorn
why not
ashen orbit
cuz I'm in bed and me mum will kill me if i get back on the pc
foggy thorn
that's why you get a laptop
foggy thorn
I too wish I had that kind of money
foggy thorn
these costs like 10$
ashen orbit
lol, well then it probably would be cheaper to get a new pair
golden ivy
hate it when that happens
i could never afford good headphones or earphones so one side would always giveo ut in like a week
ashen orbit
oof, same
livid lava
oh hi guys
thinkpad 200 dollars......
KZs 20bucks
ur muricans folks and even I can aford that if I go to part time
bold quest
K-zone?
livid lava
earphones
novel jacinth
I bought "Mystery Pack" and didn't get anything. What should I do?
golden ivy
hi
foggy thorn
hey
golden ivy
bye
livid lava
k
foggy thorn
ok goodbye
golden ivy
Yes
livid lava
yes
burnt pecan
livid lava
I need a shot because of that
golden ivy
you always need a shot
livid lava
yes
livid lava
I look like egg
spare vapor
my cock is hard
novel jacinth
lööp
strong ore
whats good from 6* pack?
golden ivy
lööps brother
strong ore
h2o gives bonuses, check your BP page
stark pike
the greatest
frank moth
i just rebirthed and mass upgraded bp perks
strong ore
congrats eldar
frank moth
i feel like i just got so fucking strong
strong ore
got this pup from last card pack
nothing else looks really useful though
maybe late crusades good...
frank moth
lol
stark pike
they have a point...
is h2o something I should even be too worried about? or just focus on being able to kill more shit more efficiently and let the h2o work it's own magic
frank moth
you only have to worry about h20 when youre ascending/rebirthing and doing 5 minute contracts
otherwise, its just there.
frank moth
whats that
frank moth
what about it
stark pike
can I increase how quickly I attack?
frank moth
there are many things that increase your idle speed
frank moth
and theres also idle speed
stark pike
ah where can I work on that?
plucky wyvern
@stark pike the Smith has a lot of buffs in the bottom right of most pages that increases hit speed
stark pike
ohh I see, kk
frank moth
for beginners, some smithing items increase your idle speed
youll unlock more on the way
stark pike
gotcha, thanks fellas
last question, I'm sure it was explained before, but - for the miners, what's the difference between value and speed?
frank moth
upgrading value gets your more ores per cycle
upgrading speed gets you more speed and thus, less time to finish a cycle
stark pike
kk I figured it was something like that, thanks a bunch
stark pike
ohhh shit sorry
hollow forge
lament goblet
burnt blaze
@lament goblet is that cat vaping? Lmao
vernal flame
AAAA
vale flicker
lemme ask a different crowd this time
any of ya'll wanna play pokemon rumble with me?
It's 4p
frank moth
youre asking the same crowd
golden ivy
I just got a new pillow for the first time in 12 years
frank moth
and im in school so i cant
golden ivy
pog
foggy thorn
it's 10pm so I can't
golden ivy
my new pillow is quite squishy
it hurts my feelings when you guys leave right when i start talking
frank moth
bo what?
golden ivy
black ops 2
golden ivy
its old
frank moth
idk
golden ivy
only poblem is that the copy im using is a bit unstable
Im all for server creativity but maybe don't advertise it here
lament goblet
Yeah...
golden ivy
Hello
wise yew
Banana skill how to get it?
strong ore
no one knows
lament prairie
behind a lock at ap perks
golden ivy
This weekend was a banger
tame sparrow
For you, the day Lava graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for Lava, it was Tuesday.
frank moth
what
vernal flame
Lul
mighty shadow
noble delta
How to transfer data to new mobile phone ios ?
compact horizon
🛌
tame sparrow
You might be able to transfer it using your phone's app backup feature in icloud or whatever its called.
If that doesn't work, there's no other way
vague blaze
no way lol
frank moth
but
strong ore
thats cray cray
vale flicker
^
golden ivy
Goodnight
frank moth
oh no
golden ivy
Just behave and she won't eat you
frank moth
oh no
golden ivy
Ok so it's 1am and I went upstairs to piss and some weenie is lighting fireworks outside like down the street
🎆
wispy dagger
powww
bold quest
Finally a week off from school
rose halo
Finally done with Skill training \o/ 15k sure took a while
frank moth
why
the
fuck
do kids have a rule in the bus
where you have to fucking sing a song when youre late
regardless of reason
slate trellis
radios are too expensive to power /s
slate trellis
👀
frank moth
oh apparently you can delete your own welcome messages
as in "Eldar has joined. Party's over."
slate trellis
yeah
drowsy salmon
Hej
frank moth
hej monika hej pa dig monika
raw folioBOT
The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT! 
foggy thorn
YES!
bold quest
AHH~
wispy dagger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tame sparrow
Incoherent screaming goes in #550107059920699392
novel jacinth
@frank moth kalla blickar, kalla kårar
foggy thorn
me too
wispy dagger
kuaka too
red cobalt
käft
😉
Finally, almighty, now I don't ever have to struggle with breeding new pets again.
tame sparrow
!tempmute @spare vapor 364d hatin the gays
raw folioBOT
Professional Duck#0001 has been muted for 52 weeks
foggy thorn
it's 364
tame sparrow
I can't perm mute
foggy thorn
not a year
tame sparrow
He left again anyway
frank moth
lol
swift light
sup yall
foggy thorn
hello
golden ivy
sup Vortex
swift light
i have a question
swift light
ok
golden ivy
Kuaka, gotta go fast
foggy thorn
I'm doing Spanish project
foggy thorn
fuck Spanish class
foggy steeple
!cards
raw folioBOT
foggy thorn
bro third time #bot-commands @foggy steeple
foggy steeple
Sry
wary nimbus
Hey can we see like someone whos really far in the game what it looks like and how long did it take 😅😂 i saw ppl with blue money with stars
bronze vortex
What's the offline idle attack speed / monster spawn rate again ?
foggy thorn
fuck
frank moth
too good
ashen orbit
that's a pets thing, you're close to "blue money" just keep going and you'll reach it soon
red cobalt
Gah, my discord status is saying I play memu and there is no way I can turn it off, but discord also says that I play monster hunter world.
red cobalt
That's the first place I looked.
I guess I'll have to join the memu discord and ask..
Had to delete some stupid file because of memus stupid discord integration
golden ivy
🥑
snow yarrow
Well, I WAS having a shortage of fish. And I was getting annoyed with it. Then I dumped some levels into the Enigmatic Booster. I no longer have a shortage of fish. By a lot.
xD Dumb me, failing to realize its potential
vital heart
yo at what level does father of all drop the last thing
kind rover
Juiced up level 40 anyone? Heheheh
livid lava
I am juiced up, but not lvl 40
golden ivy
I need to get purple vessels before i can get an earlier upgrade...
indigo iron
I was just barred with purple until just yesterday, I feel it
golden ivy
i love juce
my favourite flavor of juice is probablyyyy like mango
Fresh orange juice ist the superior juice to all juices
you couldnt be more wrong
Freshly squeezed lemon is litterally the only type of juice
Absolutely barbaric
wow
i hope you brush your teeth after a nice glass of your "superior juice"
golden ivy
lava favourite juice pls
next warren
have you ever actually brushed your teeth and drank orange jooce
because
i was like u
i believed other people blindly
and thought "oh its disgusting to drink oj after tooth brush"
then i did it, and it was like absolutely fine
the boomers were lying to us
next warren
i would take
probably orange juice ngl
apple is a bit eh
and i mean what else is there, grape? smh
golden ivy
I prefer lemon because of its sourness
dude it is disgusting
wtf are you on about
idk if i can support you as a dev anymore after this one
stop being a boomer adam
slate trellis
I agree with Adam and I'm a millenial
slate trellis
o7 it was nice serving you all
outer spear
Orange juice after toothpaste depends on the toothpaste and the acidity of the orange juice
novel jacinth
apple sauce
outer spear
It’s worse if your toothpaste has baking soda in it
But if you have really watered down orange juice it ain’t gonna do shit
livid lava
just open ur Pharynx and thru some stick pour it down to ur throat
no bad taste, only good orange juice to ur tummy
golden ivy
i was banned in clicker hero server cuz i cheated ingame xD
using a site that creatores of game has
I pirated clicker heroes 2
tame sparrow
Probably the moral thing to do, $30 is fuckin highway robbery for that unfinished mess
golden ivy
they made a statement about it
aparently they felt it was bad how people spent sooo much on in app purchases on idle games so they just made it super expensive with no in app purchases
tame sparrow
Yeah well I mean, it would be worth the $30 if they would like, finish the fucking game.
livid lava
paying money for clicker game huh
golden ivy
disclaimer, the game is fucking shit
livid lava
for clicker heroes...
tame sparrow
Here comes kvetko with another post soviet opinion
golden ivy
not worth the 10 minutes it took to download
livid lava
Like, I would pay money for cookie clicker back in those days
oh, now it is just 21 dollars
livid lava
nah buy clicker heroes
tame sparrow
11 DAYS COMRADES
bold quest
Impersonation Adapting a new identity
golden ivy
wait im sorry
livid lava
yes and now I live in gen Z country
golden ivy
is kvet gate keeping the word "comrade"
tame sparrow
Is this some communist joke my country is too free to understand
livid lava
yes, it is same as what black pp say, comrade is swear word in here, because it reminds ppl of those bad times
but like, we can say it
tame sparrow
No, it isn't the fucking same as that you moron
livid lava
ur american
tame sparrow
Comrade is used in many countries all over the world
livid lava
what can u know
tame sparrow
And its not a fucking slur
livid lava
post soviet countries and countries with some sort of communism
yes
I am keeping it, I am changing it
tame sparrow
"what can u know" more than you apparently. Imagine thinking comrade is a slur, or in any way equivalent to the n word. Jesus.
golden ivy
kvetko can i have the c-word pass
livid lava
yes u can, but no vad
golden ivy
im mocking you
tame sparrow
I don't imagine it will be possible for me to have a dumber conversation than this for about a month, good job everyone.
golden ivy
in case it wasn't clear
bold quest
Vad just wait for that convo
livid lava
is duck muted again ?
golden ivy
yup
golden ivy
"hatin' the gays" i think it was
livid lava
I do not hope that
golden ivy
52 week mute
livid lava
I want him back
golden ivy
i might be wrong, it was early morning when i saw the mute
livid lava
he should just use sugargay
bold quest
My cursed classmates are on tiktok and I keep hearing renegade
golden ivy
RNENEENFGADE
tame sparrow
Duck is permenantly muted, he will not be returning. 52 weeks is only temporary until we can get lava to ban him from the server
kind rover
I can just do a perm mute
tame sparrow
But also the little coward left anyway so
livid lava
yes, waiting for duck 2
golden ivy
did he say the f word
bold quest
Now I'm sick of that song and the lyrics keep getting translated by my brain from renegade to burn the gay
golden ivy
like the bad one
tame sparrow
@kind rover lava needs to ban him with the ip option enabled so it will at least be a little harder for him to come back with another account.
kind rover
But it takes 2 seconds to get around an IP ban
And if he uses a VPN it might ban others
Duck is the type of kid who WOULD circumnavigate a ban
tame sparrow
The IP ban on discord doesn't affect vpn users, its combined with other stuff
bold quest
There's the thing where you have to confirm your contact number in order to be able to talk on a server
livid lava
u can change anything that id u on the internet lol
tame sparrow
Yes but like I said, we should at the very least make it a little harder on him.
golden ivy
or we just leave it as is and we will all forget in like 2 weeks
kind rover
Best thing to do is just keep muting on sight until he gets bored
livid lava
getting bored ? haha
bold quest
Or not pay attention
tame sparrow
No, the best thing to do would be to ban his account with the ip option enabled.
But lava won't let anyone else do that
livid lava
he is doing it for the show
kind rover
Shadowbanning would also work nice on him
livid lava
he likes it
kind rover
But discord doesn't have it
bold quest
Duck is watching you all plan this
golden ivy
he is an attention whore, just leave it alone and mute him on sight like meteor said
this very conversation is probably making his pp hard
tame sparrow
I don't give a fuck what duck is doing
kind rover
Also the more we talk about him the more giddy he gets about the attention
bold quest
If you type duck in all caps, he's gonna have an orgasm
kind rover
I've administrated on many minecraft servers for several years. I know all the tricks.
tame sparrow
If I thought this conversation needed to be secret I would have started it in a channel he can't see. He's obviously already aware of all of this since he's a habitual troll and I'm sure he does the same thing in other servers.
bold quest
How much does minecraft cost?
golden ivy
like 28$
tame sparrow
About $2.5 billion if you're microsoft
bold quest
Hard for me to buy it since I need a credit card or something similar
kind rover
Hand a friend cash and they can pay with their card using your email to sign up
livid lava
or just make debit account
tame sparrow
Stores also sell minecraft cards specifically that you can use to purchase the game
golden ivy
^ some yes
tame sparrow
Or at least they used to. I haven't been to a walmart in quite a while
bold quest
^not in some asian countries
kind rover
Maaaayyybe gamestop
golden ivy
yeah game stop
bold quest
I have a week off from school so I'm trying to find something to do
livid lava
week of ? coronatime ?
bold quest
Yes, corona virus
livid lava
oh, they closed some unis in my country because of corona
kind rover
Heiz what grade u in
livid lava
some folks have 2 weeks off
bold quest
1st year 2nd semester in college
livid lava
same as me
kind rover
Ah living on the edge I see
golden ivy
my account got closed for no activity in 2 years
bold quest
Actually
livid lava
that is pretty much standard I think, if u do not give them ur money
bold quest
This was my second card that got deactivated
livid lava
yes
kind rover
Usually a min of $100 is needed in an account
golden ivy
I had .45$ canadian
bold quest
It's $40 here I think
kind rover
Why are you always running out of money? Emergencies?
livid lava
maybe the fastfood type of dude
bold quest
Just accidentally withdrew the maintaining balance
kind rover
Well, you were low enough that it happened so... Are you working part time?
bold quest
No and no
kind rover
Maybe you can apply for financial assistance?
bold quest
I'm not in the state where I need financial assistance
I'm asian which is why my family keeps me in its clutches
kind rover
If you can't get minecraft then I'd say you're below poverty level 
livid lava
golden ivy
Wow lmao
kind rover
Oh I'm sorry Ive heard a shit load about strict Asian parents
bold quest
I would If I havent popped $20 a few hours ago
livid lava
oh ya asian parents in Czech Republic, one big horror
bold quest
My parents aren't actually that strict
They just don't know what I have been doing yet
golden ivy
i have a ton of cash right now but am buying some stuff for my setup
kind rover
So strict they won't buy their sweet little angel minecraff
livid lava
but it is getting better and better, older ppl are not really used to our tradition and culture
they do not know what u do ?
bold quest
Stuff I spend
livid lava
oh
bold quest
Lol
golden ivy
only a fool spends cash on porn
livid lava
well ya, my parents still have control over my acc. and I am too lazy to make another one, so sometimes, haha, it is better not to buy some stuff
huh
kind rover
Idle skilling
bold quest
And my cousin and aunt
tender geode
what's the game
bold quest
Some br game I don't play anymore
kind rover
Pubg?
bold quest
Now I'm kind of being scolded by my mom cause he keeps playing till morning then sleeps all day
kind rover
Fart shits?
tender geode
candy crush
golden ivy
^
tender geode
geometry dash
kind rover
Minecraft hunger game servers
livid lava
ya, that is what boomers are playing
tender geode
it bet it's a mobile game
livid lava
candy crush and jewelblitz
kind rover
Raid shadow legends
tender geode
clash of clans
bold quest
He's fairly slow so I put him in ros since I wasn't willing to spend money at that time for pubg yet
Actually I wasn't even in college at that time
golden ivy
i bought pubg