🎮honkai-chat

[quick panther]

oi oi

ai chan cabbage his ass

[obtuse glen]

!faq prof slacc

[young trout]

dear proff, if ai-chan sees you slacking again she will grab the demote hammer, go mald and make the team proud

[obtuse glen]

Go bald

[inland cedar]

fine I will get 1 more point

[obtuse glen]

🤝

[proper plank]

...how long has this faq been a thing?

[edgy oyster]

quarter or so

[quick panther]

dunno, a few months?

[obtuse glen]

Since ages now

[fair cedar]

Since u made faqs instead of
"Check da pins"

[proper plank]

I do both

[fair cedar]

Check the pins

[dim jewel]

Think a few months..?

[proper plank]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1175842377466904738/1176272893064253570/makesweet-jvf1wf.gif?ex=656e447f&is=655bcf7f&hm=31ede1a47356da56bc6e88af3c590494223b2bddbd8287cd40d4bc0928b2269b&

[copper tundra]

Thank god this doesn't apply to me
I'm not balding this ass cycle

[quick panther]

— 26/10/2025 20:14

[fair cedar]

How do u get to pins

[copper tundra]

[dim jewel]

Hi breath

[fair cedar]

Hello lily

How is lily

[dim jewel]

Hi sencholao

[edgy oyster]

last pin last year

honkai chat fell off

[quick panther]

hi lillylao

[inland cedar]

fuck I got a good run instead

[stark sleet]

wanna know what's real slacc

[inland cedar]

no longer slacc

:|

[dim jewel]

Lily is gud, she is just very tired after cleaning, cooking, washing dishes

You?

[copper tundra]

[inland cedar]

how do I make my score lower

[stark sleet]

my entire bracket got 2 700+ scorers

and only 13 peps played

[dim jewel]

Unequip skin its holding you back

[proper plank]

you give me that skin

[dim jewel]

[fair cedar]

Breath is fine, he is just existing in the nebula.

[inland cedar]

ok send your credit card details ill add money to it

[proper plank]

same braincell

[inland cedar]

[paper lance]

Man

[dim jewel]

Ayyyie

[edgy oyster]

you don fucked it up now

[stark sleet]

ches123

[copper tundra]

I need to check my bracket

[dim jewel]

I don't have credit card pls send it to my uhm
Idk lyo help me

[inland cedar]

haha get scammed noob

[stark sleet]

what the glorp

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[coarse kiln]

send it to your wire transfer

[dim jewel]

[fair cedar]

Hello luna

The non theresa enjoyer

[dim jewel]

I'd like to buy so many outfits (2)
Just gotta take someone's kidney for that

[copper tundra]

[proper plank]

Firstname Ai
Surname Hivemind
Credit card number 3627-4367-1234-0w00
super awesome secret number to help john wick escape tilted towers 697

[quick panther]

i heard lyo has two still

[dim jewel]

Oh look a volunteer

Come here Riley!

[quick panther]

she might offer one to you if you say pwetty please

[proper plank]

two what

[fair cedar]

Omg stop not john wick 6

[dim jewel]

Kidney lyo pls read

[proper plank]

oh kidneys

[inland cedar]

ew im not sending money to ai

[fair cedar]

My kidneys broke

[inland cedar]

dumb cabbage

[copper tundra]

@asa sensei protect me

[fair cedar]

I got -3 kidneys

[inland cedar]

hope she burns in eternal purgatory

[fair cedar]

[copper tundra]

Poor cabbage

[inland cedar]

That is the worst person you can ask for help in this scenario

asa would take your kidneys too lah

[copper tundra]

[young trout]

Remember Captain, Ai is always watching... you will have negative crystals tomorrow if you keep this up!

[inland cedar]

[fair cedar]

Ai chain I promise you I will never disobey the cabbage

-# lie alert

[obtuse glen]

EU biggest whale

[inland cedar]

you are a bigger whale than me

[copper tundra]

[proper plank]

do people rlly buy bchip skins enough to justify them being the equivalent of like 50 dollarydoos

[inland cedar]

my justification is: it's vita

[obtuse glen]

Sounds like fake news

[proper plank]

like I always thought they'd get more profit making them more like 20-30 cuz more people will buy them

almost bought it myself then saw the price and went bruh

[dim jewel]

Yea cosmetics are nice
Thankfully I don't have credit card to spend money unwisely

[proper plank]

f

[inland cedar]

regional prices carrying my ass on that one tbf, im getting everything for cheaper

[copper tundra]

Same

[dim jewel]

Can asu fund me one Vita outfit pls

[proper plank]

it doesn't make it less bchips tho does it?

[inland cedar]

idk this is how much it took from me on the 20 euro bchip bundle

[proper plank]

just changes bchip prices

[inland cedar]

when I checked my bank acc

[proper plank]

[obtuse glen]

[edgy oyster]

I do buy them sometimes

[inland cedar]

is it still there anyways lol

[proper plank]

I must say I do not regret getting ai promare one

[proper plank]

ya

[inland cedar]

yes ai promare outfit is so nice

[dim jewel]

Pretty sure it's there still

[inland cedar]

its gone

or I dont see it

[copper tundra]

[inland cedar]

oh wait nvm its still there

[copper tundra]

Asu blind

[inland cedar]

its all the way in the bottom I forgir

[copper tundra]

[dim jewel]

Asu needs new pair of glasses

[edgy oyster]

also i never buy not discounted, so it wasnt 1980

first week is 1680

[proper plank]

really?

[inland cedar]

I actually do 😭

[proper plank]

I never saw the vita one discounted

[inland cedar]

it was discounted

[proper plank]

I must have missed it otherwise I would have bought it

dang

[edgy oyster]

new bchip costumes are discounted first week

[proper plank]

ah well I have the dogshit pyramid one for flexing purposes

I'm on a mission to collect all non-kiana gacha outfits

[edgy oyster]

how's the fws?

[glacial pumice]

Even with my s2 ely i can't get top 3 on a2

Is 800 possible with s2 hle paws(no weapon) vbm

[inland cedar]

gotta get both to flex better lah

[edgy oyster]

you have that one already?

[dim jewel]

Damn

[stark sleet]

and im the whale

ok asu

[inland cedar]

yes you are

not a question

not a doubt

[dim jewel]

How is this 4 star it should be other way around fr fr

[proper plank]

on EU? that doesn't sound right at all

[edgy oyster]

bruh me too, and prices went up 3 or even 4 times wtf is this 😭

[proper plank]

whats ur team

[fair cedar]

Badums pyramind is actually really pretty effect wise. She still didnt need one but regardless

[stark sleet]

wiwawy shuddup

[proper plank]

was this to me

[inland cedar]

ye now show us your ranks and dkeys

dumb whale

[glacial pumice]

Hle paws vbm

[dim jewel]

Tradey also wears glasses? Noted

[stark sleet]

i have less dkeys than you and we have the same fucking syn on horb

[inland cedar]

???

[edgy oyster]

and im nearsighted

[inland cedar]

no the fuck you do not

[stark sleet]

also lily is the whel with 6s fdd paws vita

[inland cedar]

how much atk you getting

[stark sleet]

154

[inland cedar]

oh boohoo lil shit

[edgy oyster]

i misread sorry

[dim jewel]

Now to find tradey irl with this info-

[stark sleet]

i lied

[proper plank]

probably a rot issue or unreasonably sweaty bracket, would need to see gameplay

[dim jewel]

Don't bring me into this man

[stark sleet]

im more f2p than you smh asu

[inland cedar]

ches whel

[edgy oyster]

ur vita ss?

[stark sleet]

grrr

[copper tundra]

Ches whel

[edgy oyster]

no need to find me, but you need to arrive in Warsaw

[proper plank]

S0 vita havers wya

[dim jewel]

Yea you didn't know?

[inland cedar]

guys who is more whel

1. Ches
2. Asu

[copper tundra]

Both

[dim jewel]

Cheese

[stark sleet]

2

[edgy oyster]

why u mean

[stark sleet]

blocked

[harsh cargo]

I’m a ss2 vita haver

[edgy oyster]

nu

[glacial pumice]

Maybe a combination of both
Ill get gameplay in a few hours when me free

Top one is like 830 or smth

[dim jewel]

Warsaw?

[proper plank]

not mean, I'm S0 as well

[inland cedar]

[edgy oyster]

damn

[stark sleet]

s0 vita in the big 26

[edgy oyster]

like the city?

[dim jewel]

Lucksacced on ascension supply, got 2 Vita's in one ten pull

[edgy oyster]

when is my turn on being lucky?

[copper tundra]

[dim jewel]

Oh wait it's a city
I'm so sorry I thought its a game

[stark sleet]

never

[dim jewel]

*when?

[inland cedar]

now I wanna pull on ascension banner

[stark sleet]

watch as i get ss mei next patch like lily

[edgy oyster]

yes when

[dim jewel]

Dont

[stark sleet]

4 meis in a ten pull watch me

[inland cedar]

but its with ches' money

[copper tundra]

Don't get tempted

[stark sleet]

what the bork

[dim jewel]

Watch as ai glitches you out and you lose to black nucleus

[flat karma]

wait how do people know whos next patch

[stark sleet]

insane

[inland cedar]

cn banners

#🔮cn-gameplay-discussion

[stark sleet]

#🔮cn-gameplay-discussion

[edgy oyster]

lol just a smol capitol of Poland

[inland cedar]

cn is 4 weeks ahead

[flat karma]

OHHHH

[inland cedar]

anything not mentioned there is leaks

[dim jewel]

Noted

[harsh cargo]

Highest score in my RL bracket is only just a 781 though it's badum paws fdd teri so

[stark sleet]

also the reason why i can mention her name without spoilers (you are usually required to spoiler any future contents that is not officially announced in the global servers) is because the global beta form had her name in it

[copper tundra]

^

[edgy oyster]

i need to step up my abbreviations game, i only now realized it's where you at

[stark sleet]

for example i can say that mei is the 8.7 valk but i still have to spoiler informations like || she's a physical valkyrie||

wtf

[flat karma]

OHHHHH okayyyy tyyy dont need banned lol

[harsh cargo]

Also mei had a new cny themed look in the event and next patch is cny so 1+1 = 2 moment

[stark sleet]

oop forgor to untag srri saiban

[proper plank]

ts pmo twin ong i cba with ts

[edgy oyster]

[stark sleet]

this shit tf is pmo, twin is twin, on god, i cant be ass with this shit

[inland cedar]

seele got a new look in p2 story, instead we got a dkey for horb 1 + 1 = 3 moment

[edgy oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/good-burger-some-of-these-gif-12933391

[dim jewel]

Holy shit lyo got her brain rotted-

[harsh cargo]

No 3d model

[coarse kiln]

Hello breath, i actually really like theresas character

[inland cedar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xyrnix-xypher-no-brain-meme-d8zVhen5G8y4un6veM

[harsh cargo]

No 3d model with new look in event = don't expect it next patch

[copper tundra]

Not yet

[stark sleet]

ikr gang ts so mid, gal's not the goat at all ong skibidi

[proper plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-damage-funny-gif-9567713795855473020

[dim jewel]

Cheese
Cheese
Buddy

[fair cedar]

U named urself after luna the teri then?

[dim jewel]

ARENT YOU FUCKING ENGLISH MAJOR WTF

[stark sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[proper plank]

he's mastered it

[stark sleet]

and im studying to become an english teacher like you too

gonna teach the kids on how to do the skibidi 67

[dim jewel]

I'm concerned

[inland cedar]

you know... I had less hope for the next generation, now I lost all hope

[stark sleet]

[copper tundra]

[dim jewel]

Someone get this man out of the system he is gonna make next generation worse

[edgy oyster]

jesus

[stark sleet]

nuh uh

[edgy oyster]

save people from ches

[stark sleet]

smh

[glacial pumice]

Active honaki chat is scary

[inland cedar]

I like how no one here said "hey ches that's pretty cool"
WE ALL think he's terrible

[stark sleet]

[glacial pumice]

Hey ches is pretty cool

[coarse kiln]

Oh i was luna years before Lunar vow released xD

[stark sleet]

ded time = peak off topic hi3 chat

[glacial pumice]

[stark sleet]

no

[fair cedar]

No i know lol
Thats why i said that

[edgy oyster]

"hey teacher what's x?"
"shuddup what the fork"

[stark sleet]

you are F glorb

[edgy oyster]

[glacial pumice]

Opposite of cool = hot then?

[stark sleet]

insert fire exploding cat

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[edgy oyster]

kms

[dim jewel]

I love cheese but this man...he scares me

[stark sleet]

nuh uh

you're like a bork

[inland cedar]

"teacher, why did you spell it as whel, shouldnt it be whale"
"fork u"

[stark sleet]

not even a fork

[edgy oyster]

noooooo

[glacial pumice]

That sounds like a promotion for me

[coarse kiln]

oh i see, im just confused now then why that makes me not a teri enjoyer

oooh wait you meant non teri enjoyer as in i enjoy a not a theresa theresa becuase shes still a theresa but her names luna

[stark sleet]

fork the glorp when midlorp and the cork

[coarse kiln]

im slow

[inland cedar]

ok ches I can only handle so much brain disease from you in a day

please go back to normal

[stark sleet]

me when horse

[edgy oyster]

what a terrible day to have eyes

[fair cedar]

Lets just go with that lmao

[tropic stump]

[stark sleet]

oh shit im gonna use me when on the students lmao

"hey teacher what's this"
"me when ur stupid"

[tropic stump]

WAIT A SEC

[glacial pumice]

What a great day to not be able to process words coz of no slep

[coarse kiln]

okay

[tropic stump]

LUNA TRAIL MOD?!

[stark sleet]

smh so slow

[glacial pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[edgy oyster]

kek SL, non-SL, SL, non-SL, SL, non-SL, SL, non-SL, SL

[tropic stump]

W-we are best pals r-right?

[glacial pumice]

I've been seeing red luna as far as I can remember
Granted I can't remember a lot

[inland cedar]

[stark sleet]

luna has been yellow for years now

[coarse kiln]

Of course~

[edgy oyster]

@quick panther making this into collage will be mildly annoying lmao

[stark sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-shrimp-check-posture-gif-5966522503887123243

[glacial pumice]

I only see the red

[quick panther]

frrrr

[dim jewel]

Luna was yellow...for a really long time now, got red recently

[stark sleet]

will asu pass the shirm check

[inland cedar]

sencho

I made it an emote

[coarse kiln]

im sorry for your memory, its only been like a few weeks

but its okie

[inland cedar]

[quick panther]

[inland cedar]

why is yours so blurry lah

[glacial pumice]

When will luna evolve into green ?
Green is the final evolution right?

[stark sleet]

mor funni

high qual = bad smh

[quick panther]

its from the img you sent me

[coarse kiln]

Gotta wait for the traffic light to change

[stark sleet]

also why is yours in 8k what the hell

why is it so high qual

[inland cedar]

want me to send it to you as an emote so you can steal it instead?

[glacial pumice]

Like almost my entire lifetime on this server

[stark sleet]

real evolution is lubern becoming an official staff for hoyo

which wont happen bc i own the place

[edgy oyster]

when tessaract got prof?

[glacial pumice]

Atleast would be faster than hi3 patch drop rate

[stark sleet]

super recently

[coarse kiln]

Baby Kawa~

[stark sleet]

like not even a week i think

hi memes

[dim jewel]

Soon trust (imagine if she got stuck on red-)

[copper tundra]

[tacit nacelle]

You mean blue?

[glacial pumice]

Scary

[tacit nacelle]

[edgy oyster]

blue is mandatory retirment

[tacit nacelle]

Hi ches

[stark sleet]

ok shoo, back to endfield you go

[glacial pumice]

Would be funny haha

[tacit nacelle]

Demote to grey

[stark sleet]

oh i forgor, xtals update today

me hab 21k now

[tacit nacelle]

Wait restricted is grey right

[stark sleet]

yeah

[glacial pumice]

Mods are green no?

[stark sleet]

only real chads gets that role and perma banned

[copper tundra]

He means hoyo staff

[tacit nacelle]

Mods are green, but the final evolution would be becoming a staff

[glacial pumice]

Can I have some

[stark sleet]

ask memes

[glacial pumice]

Oh never saw them

[stark sleet]

he has like 5

[dim jewel]

Luna so good she evolves to hoyo staff instantly

[tacit nacelle]

There’s no higher role than staff here
Ai Chan doesn’t count

[stark sleet]

they dont rlly chat here

[copper tundra]

Kek

[stark sleet]

you forgot me

[inland cedar]

bro more broke than me LOL

[stark sleet]

shuddup

[coarse kiln]

hoyo job sounds like a fun but busy time

[stark sleet]

im not chatting with a whel

[tacit nacelle]

No you’re below ai Chan level sorry

[inland cedar]

bro I havent spent in 3 months and ive been slaccing and you still behind LOL

[glacial pumice]

Only if she can get past the red stage haha

[stark sleet]

nuh

[tacit nacelle]

Cause ai Chan can summon you

[stark sleet]

mf you act like im also not slacking

[inland cedar]

you arent

[stark sleet]

i refuse

[inland cedar]

did you do er in the last 3 weeks

[glacial pumice]

Hoyo abandoning geme as always

[stark sleet]

oh i did, barely in time tho

[inland cedar]

see, not slacc

[stark sleet]

smh i'll just spend

[tacit nacelle]

I actually plan on applying to hoyo
Hopefully the at least give me a response

[stark sleet]

easy fix

[stark sleet]

goodluck on the janitor position

[dim jewel]

[copper tundra]

I have 22K

[coarse kiln]

I hope you get it too~

[stark sleet]

and you sux

[tacit nacelle]

Bout to clean up this leftover cheese

[copper tundra]

No you

[stark sleet]

im not the one who's coping with hle

[glacial pumice]

Gimme 343 pls
Need em to get to 12k

[tacit nacelle]

Hle best valk ever

[dim jewel]

Nah I believe in her

[stark sleet]

yall with yall 30k+ xtals, imma just get everything in 10k like i always do

[glacial pumice]

She so slew

[copper tundra]

Teriless Badum is shit in Nirv

[stark sleet]

thats why my xtals amt so low fr

[inland cedar]

because u whel, you have all valk

[glacial pumice]

Me tooo

[stark sleet]

literally just be better duh

[stark sleet]

im literally getting fucked on fire ton

[tacit nacelle]

I have hle and I didn’t whale for her
On my alt

[stark sleet]

imma get next qua valk trust

[inland cedar]

but you arent ches

[copper tundra]

He didn't have Badum before pulling her in 8.5

[inland cedar]

ches is loser

[stark sleet]

no matter how dogshit she is

[glacial pumice]

Same

Watch me get ss mei in 10k xtals

(I'll forget to pull the weapon probably)

[stark sleet]

hey i didnt whel for hle what the fork

[inland cedar]

because ches is whel loser

[tacit nacelle]

Next qua valk is Susannah alt

[copper tundra]

Kek

[stark sleet]

i only whel'd for ss chen, fws skin, horb syncs, fws weap

[inland cedar]

yes this is the bully ches part of my week if anyone is asking

[stark sleet]

hle was from my hard earnt crystals

[stark sleet]

that means she'll be amazing real

[copper tundra]

Istg if I retain

[glacial pumice]

Why quantum valk suck

[stark sleet]

issok

[glacial pumice]

I mean like don't do as good

[stark sleet]

just because

vq was really good on release tho

value and performance wise

[edgy oyster]

anit no way below 700 retains lol

[inland cedar]

can only dps during qua, and there are like 5 quantum cycles after a quantum release (there's more obv)

[glacial pumice]

Who is that

[stark sleet]

susannah

valkyrie quicksand

[copper tundra]

Too DMG diffed to get 700+

[stark sleet]

she was really good

[inland cedar]

what the slacc, aja riley lock tf in

[glacial pumice]

Oh that

Wait what story part is she from P1? or 1.5?

[stark sleet]

she was also more relevant because she had bleed and hoyo loved loved loved physical bleed stuffs in her era

[stark sleet]

the battlesuit is 1.5, her name and existence is p1

[copper tundra]

[stark sleet]

be better

i locked in for 1 second and i destroyed my bracket smh

[glacial pumice]

Oh that's sed

Now release another seele quantum valks

[inland cedar]

hey

fuck you

riley is doing their best

[stark sleet]

love you too

[stark sleet]

not good enough

[inland cedar]

good enough

[stark sleet]

no

[inland cedar]

yes

[stark sleet]

fuck you riley

[copper tundra]

I want Flux Lamp already

[inland cedar]

fuck you ches

[copper tundra]

Fork you too

[stark sleet]

ok riley's alt

[stark sleet]

what the glorp

[copper tundra]

[stark sleet]

do not use my incantations against me

[inland cedar]

nah I stand by the side of those I gave guidance to in #👶beginner-help

[stark sleet]

oh i just dunk on them if they become a regular here

[stark sleet]

you were so irrelevant that i dont rmb you

[inland cedar]

bro ches, I dont remember you

irrelevancy goes both ways

[stark sleet]

thats bc you were never here everyday smh

[glacial pumice]

Btw who y'all want the next dkey for

Id want a bronya one since dkey are cheaper but almost her every battlesuit is farmable
Does that affect dkey distribution?
Since I don't remember any valks that are farmable to sss getting dkey
Could be wrong tho since me not know everything

[inland cedar]

I was a beginner help camper for like 3 years now lah

[stark sleet]

what the hell

wait no i was too

[tacit nacelle]

Susannah and alvitir are I believe as old as hi3 Rita and durandal
Maybe somewhat newer

[worldly bear]

my favorite thing in honkai has to be crushing someone s hopes of retaining last minute in abyss

vita power

[glacial pumice]

I never heard susannah before ngl

[tacit nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-evil-smile-crazy-smile-conquest-smile-gif-2091884160355172192

[copper tundra]

Doubt HoTr or Silverwing would get a DKey

[stark sleet]

i just bait the t3 peps into thinking they can outscore me just for me to go from -60p to -50p on the sidestage fr

[worldly bear]

invisible

[stark sleet]

no more dkeys

[quick panther]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-big-boss-snake-invisible-duran-duran-gif-897325744993006672

[tacit nacelle]

The immortal blades enemy models are modeled after them

[obsidian hare]

haxxor bunny dkey trust

[stark sleet]

captain crunch

[copper tundra]

Not our decision sadly

[stark sleet]

not your decision, its my decision

[inland cedar]

can I have some of your copium, my supplier ran out

[tacit nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-twin-snakes-intro-liquid-snake-solid-snake-gif-25490781

[stark sleet]

im telling dawei to stop making dkeys

[copper tundra]

Even I'm wishing they stopped at HoRb

[tacit nacelle]

Too bad

[stark sleet]

i still cant believe that my coping worked

fuck the ||luna|| deniers

[glacial pumice]

So a good bet for p2 bronya is a new valk then

Wish silverwing gets one since she's so pretty

[copper tundra]

WS Bronya when

[stark sleet]

ok time to farm essences in endfield

[tacit nacelle]

Next next patch we get two dkeys
Two s ranks
One. A Rank

[stark sleet]

@tacit nacelle go do it too

[stark sleet]

on a rest patch

[tacit nacelle]

I need to di abyss

[stark sleet]

peak hi3 moment

[inland cedar]

you finished leveling your characters and weapons?

[copper tundra]

I want to demote

[inland cedar]

[glacial pumice]

Oh

[stark sleet]

not to 90 because its expensive as shit, just 70/80 for most and 80/80 for like arde and gil and yvonne

[crisp briar]

captain captain

[inland cedar]

what the slacc

[stark sleet]

lava is 90 90 tho

and almost fully artificed gears

and almost maxed essence

im currently trying to get yvonne's essence smh

[inland cedar]

fully artificed
bro where you getting wuling moolah from, there's nothing to make, only 50-100k a day

[stark sleet]

how poor are you wtf

im making 800k-1m a day lmao

[inland cedar]

dafooq

wait off topic, lemme go DMs

[stark sleet]

sur

[copper tundra]

Could have also moved to #off-topic-discussion

[edgy oyster]

it's zzz den for now

[copper tundra]

[obsidian hare]

oh hey

[fair talon]

got sniped, fuck

[dim jewel]

NOOOO D:

[quick panther]

dude i told you to mald

[fair talon]

yay congrats

[quick panther]

our bracket was crazy

[fair talon]

i've tried

every run performed.. worse

[quick panther]

its a shit abyss fr

[fair talon]

idk how

[quick panther]

im t3 still right?

[fair talon]

yes

[quick panther]

unexpected +100 for real

[fair talon]

idk how tf people got close to 800 with just s0 SSS teri

[dim jewel]

Join me in RL rammy

[fair talon]

if not above

[dim jewel]

Your time has come

[fair talon]

nooo

[dim jewel]

[fair talon]

i dont want to go back

[dim jewel]

Too late!

[fair talon]

the worst about that demote

i'm getting yet another quantum cycle in only rl

[tropic stump]

Ram-

Just let it happen

If u dont Fight Back

[fair talon]

wait what the fuck

[tropic stump]

Lily is gonna be gentle

[fair talon]

nevermind rita

i thought thats a HoO boss for a second

[copper tundra]

Ram

[fair talon]

i know Lily is gentle, redlotus is just what i dont like

[dim jewel]

Ram is living in past

[fair talon]

it's the trio curse

you can't stop thinking about past scenarios even if you didnt play yet when they were originally introduced

they're like the 3 dominating seasonings in cooking

or at least they used to be

[fair talon]

also to be fair, MA flower

[dim jewel]

Pretty sure Rita can work on it no? Or is it still dominated by Mei

[fair talon]

false god otto in second

2 imaginary bosses

[dim jewel]

Oh wait THIS WEEK

[fair talon]

yes THIS WEEK

[dim jewel]

Fuck me

Everytime I neglect HOO I regret it

[fair talon]

wait is 39960 0s?

nevermind i'll check

2s

current best for otto with rita

at least in eu

[dim jewel]

Lemme guess I need HLE

[sly swift]

Shit day but at least I get that

[fair talon]

you wont need her if you go RS lead

[fair talon]

also seems promising

[harsh cargo]

And I’m done with this, this isn’t worth the mald

[fair talon]

it's not S0 teri why i'm this low right?

[dim jewel]

Nice another one I don't have :,)

[harsh cargo]

Futher mald*

[fair talon]

me neither

any kevin is a gg for me

[edgy oyster]

it could be

[dim jewel]

Account bricking at its finest 🤝

[fair talon]

i mean cmon, RS had to be skipped if you weren't lucky

[sly swift]

Ram doing myriad with a S Teri is peak

[fair talon]

is it?

i mean i've got 11th

also this was a phone run somehow

i couldn't score higher on pc

[edgy oyster]

740 highest S0 team with S Teri

[fair talon]

damn

[sly swift]

You did well

[fair talon]

i've tried with the time I had

[fair talon]

but i technically could've saved myself if that's true

[harsh cargo]

RS and Rita easy skips for me

[fair talon]

10th is 732

[fair talon]

rita skip for mei or a different reason?

[dim jewel]

Yea dude don't sell yourself short

[fair talon]

i'm trying not to

just seeing the gap

[dim jewel]

Good!

[harsh cargo]

Skip because she didn’t come home in the half off multi so I’ll pull her on ascension, also I plan to pull Mei since I go for breach/cny patch valks

[fair talon]

i dont really know how much teri ranks practically matter between s and ss

[dim jewel]

I swear dry twists his own rule every time I don't even know what it is anymore

[fair talon]

but i guess i've made use of it

[fair talon]

so only -50%'s

is your rule

unless you love the valk

[harsh cargo]

My rule now is as of this moment, do half multis if I get valk from it get weapon, if valk is breach for rings then pull, if valk is cny patch I pull since cny patch valks is usually someone thats mother

[copper tundra]

Or if the Valk helps a certain Valk

FDD for Vita for example

[fair talon]

i'm saying this because serapeum has a different dmg gain with SS

[harsh cargo]

I pulled cora2 for my vita and also for my future hle because I plan ahead

[fair talon]

and she kinda works for me s0

[harsh cargo]

And for ascensions pick among the valks I didn’t get from half off multi and pick them up on ascension

[fair talon]

and your crystal eco allows for it?

[harsh cargo]

So far my ascension shopping list is paws, hle, Rita so just about like 6 patches or so of crystals

[harsh cargo]

Yes it does

One ascension is like at worst 2 patches of income

[fair talon]

huh

i mean what if

ascension happens in cny

[harsh cargo]

Depends on who it is

[copper tundra]

Next Asc would be Spork

[harsh cargo]

Sparkle ive accepted to skip since I use her all the time in hsr for my archer

So I already have sparkle usage somewhere

[fair talon]

i wont lie, i have no idea how sparkle can be strong as a world star support

besides already owning teri

so you can do double quantum

but she's just slow

other WS sups just provide more too, quantum collapse aside

it's kinda hard to predict who comes next for quantum valks

and how they will include the other qua valks

if they even want to

[copper tundra]

I hope Seele

[harsh cargo]

I also skipped simp, got my teriteri usage with aop teriteri

[fair talon]

i've had to skip simp, didn't skip her border though

i wouldn't have had much use for her anyway

[copper tundra]

Skipped RS
And that's all I skipped

[dim jewel]

T1 MA with her if you got her

[fair talon]

okay true

actually

i need to confess

[dim jewel]

Oh?

[copper tundra]

And HoHe DKey but I didn't have HoHe

[fair talon]

these BPs are kinda tempting me to get whoever i dont have yet

[dim jewel]

I mean if you got money to burn go for it

[fair talon]

i do not

not much anyway

for now at least

[dim jewel]

Yea so stop looking at bp you silly goose

[fair talon]

lamp bp is unlocked though

[dim jewel]

Money doesn't grow on trees

[fair talon]

because i went for a big bchip bundle

[dim jewel]

Well unless you are ches

[fair talon]

yeah i'm no ches

[copper tundra]

Kek

[fair talon]

maybe things look different once i get that job next month

[dim jewel]

Oh wowie

[dim jewel]

Oh you aren't apprentice anymore? :ooo

Yo??

[fair talon]

anyway, i might get lantern and maybe even simp

i just dont know if they're entirely useless picks

meta-wise probably besides one niche

yeah i graduated last month

[dim jewel]

Simp if we never got any other QUA valk sounds good if you care about MA
Lantern is just...there

One abyss once every blue moon xD

[fair talon]

simp is the thing, a quantum valk could be around the corner

[dim jewel]

Gatekeep Qua trust

[fair talon]

the only crazy idea i have is a WoD quantum valk

where SImp could be a support unironically

[dim jewel]

Oh yea Ram I hope you will upgrade to full time job haver? I believe in you! Hope you get decent pay and enough sleep

[fair talon]

yeah i will

[dim jewel]

Ayyie!!

[fair talon]

it's a company where a friend works at too

he's recommending me

[dim jewel]

OHhh amazing! Then you're all set!

[fair talon]

it's just yknow... my first real job

[dim jewel]

I'm sure you got this in the bag! You're smart! Just don't fold for your boss too much xd

[fair talon]

they might hire me in march, but i need the job interview first

[glacial pumice]

Green chat

Ram when you becoming green to match

[dim jewel]

Sounds honestly good to me xD

[copper tundra]

[fair talon]

i like green but

[glacial pumice]

No
You yellow

[dim jewel]

Too much work

[fair talon]

idk if i can handle the stress on top of work

[copper tundra]

Becoming mod sounds like a lot of responsibility

[glacial pumice]

Wait

I can't read

I read it "I am green"

[fair talon]

i mean mods are closest in contact to hoyo and basically the server's eyes

[dim jewel]

I don't know I found Prof work more stressful than mod but maybe that's just me xD

[round quiver]

Ayo lilypad

[glacial pumice]

Fair enough

[dim jewel]

OH MY GOD POT!!!
HELLO!

[fair talon]

ah, i mean depends on what you prioritized i guess

[round quiver]

How's goin me fwend

[copper tundra]

[round quiver]

Sup rammy and ridley

[fair talon]

just talking about j*bs

[glacial pumice]

[dim jewel]

I mean communicating with newbies and players and recommending pull plans every patch is a bit too much for me I don't keep up with meta xD

[fair talon]

and griefing my irl money for BP valks

[copper tundra]

Pot pot

[hearty crypt]

That's where the unemployment kicks in lah

[dim jewel]

I'm still alive surprisingly!
Well nothing is good but I'm trying to be optimistic
You?

[round quiver]

How was Ridley Ridleying?

[glacial pumice]

Haha i can see that
Especially when y'all gotta repeat the same thing like 5 times

I love reading sairaan type like 5 para for a 5 worded question

[copper tundra]

Pretty alright

[round quiver]

Things fine I think, nothing much happened

[fair talon]

feels shallow already ngl

[glacial pumice]

I just realised that's a lot of 5 in my message

[hearty crypt]

How much money does 🍔geld give btw

[round quiver]

I do need to get ready for chinese new year tho

[limber arch]

I spot tradey in my bracket

[fair talon]

enough to not starve + your rent + some extra

[round quiver]

Iirc is the day after tomorrow

[dim jewel]

Ahhh I see, well glad things are good for you then!
I haven't seen you for a while it's lovely to see you around

[glacial pumice]

You mean whel on aops money?!

[hearty crypt]

Alr applying for the visa

[round quiver]

Always lovely to see lilypad too

[fair talon]

you can live from it, but you'd need to trick employment offices. they watch you because they want you employed

[fair talon]

good call

prolly should do that, i mean free discounts

[dim jewel]

Raghad!! Hello hello!!

[fair talon]

unless hoyo does a mastercard deal next xd

[hearty crypt]

Well, in practice that ain't happening

[hushed latch]

Lantern next i think ? Finally doable boss

[round quiver]

Aight, going to work

Seeyall next time

[hearty crypt]

The 2 paths for me are a j*b contract and asylum

[dim jewel]

Aww but you just got here D:

[fair talon]

[hushed latch]

Hello lily i missed u<3

[hearty crypt]

I don't qualify for the latter

[dim jewel]

See you hopefully soon Pot! Goodluck at work!

[round quiver]

If you miss me, feel free to ping me whenever, or DM me if you want

[sly swift]

I'm with Asaphie and Euphie again.

[fair talon]

see you later pot! godd luck today

[dim jewel]

Sure sure
I didn't have Internet past month but definitely will! XD

[round quiver]

Thanks, just two more days of work before Chinese new year, and I'll get a week off

[fair talon]

wait a second

that reminds me

[dim jewel]

Happy early Chinese New year!

[fair talon]

didn't I have a cheater last bracket

[round quiver]

You too lilypad

[copper tundra]

[hushed latch]

[fair talon]

i don't see them in my last screenshots thankfully

maybe they were removed

if that ever happens

[queen leaf]

@pulsar jolt

[dim jewel]

You reported them...right? RIGHT?

[fair talon]

yes ofc i did

[queen leaf]

wait why did i only ss the name

[fair talon]

18000 score with b rank valks

[dim jewel]

Probably

[copper tundra]

Wtf

[queen leaf]

[dim jewel]

MANGOOOO

HELLO

[queen leaf]

HELLOO LILYYYY

[dim jewel]

Not been A rank? What sorcery is this

[copper tundra]

Forbidden dark magic

[dim jewel]

Ultra god tier gaming chair

[fair talon]

well they were full SSS rank

[queen leaf]

my bracket looks ass

[fair talon]

but 2* unleveled weapons

man, i wish i've made screenshots

[copper tundra]

That sounds like hell

[pulsar jolt]

[dim jewel]

Oya got it

[fair talon]

if result screen shows 11/19, yknow why

[pulsar jolt]

pretty normal for bracket to have 18-19 players anyway

[fair talon]

well fuck

[copper tundra]

They didn't get removed

[fair talon]

apparently not

[hearty crypt]

A 20-people Nirv bracket?

[pulsar jolt]

you havent earned a place

[fair talon]

yes i know paul

i'm already depressed

[pulsar jolt]

[dim jewel]

Hayyaaa it's ok lah you'll get back there

Soon

[queen leaf]

paul does bracketi looks ass enough to guarantee i won't +100

[dim jewel]

[pulsar jolt]

who in braket

[fair talon]

either way, keep a lookout of any cheaters in nirvana i guess

[pulsar jolt]

slacket

[fair talon]

mine was harmless but who knows when someone ruins the bracket

[copper tundra]

You have blank name

[queen leaf]

maybge i can +100 so i hab 2250 throphies hmge

[pulsar jolt]

do it

what boss anyway

[hushed latch]

Lantern

[fair talon]

[copper tundra]

Flux

[pulsar jolt]

no..

[queen leaf]

yes

[hearty crypt]

What's wrong with L*ntern

[copper tundra]

Ass transition

[hearty crypt]

Ah

Isn't it pretty consistent though?

[fair talon]

it's ass to manage

[queen leaf]

asa also said there's some new eva shenanigans in p1 if you have too much demej, not like i have that but yk

[pulsar jolt]

i saw something very horrible for lantern but i dont remember if it was abis or ma nor live or beta

[copper tundra]

[fair talon]

how horrible

like "learn this or -200" horrible?

[pulsar jolt]

war crimes

[copper tundra]

Uh oh

[fair talon]

we're breaking the geneva convention now?

[queen leaf]

yes

[sonic storm]

jump to weapon swap with no cd to stay on smg the entire time while having sena m on the team so you can't just mash

[copper tundra]

[hearty crypt]

Wrong L*ntern

[sonic storm]

[hearty crypt]

But ye, that's disgusting xdd

[copper tundra]

What war crimes were committed on Lamp boss though-

[sonic storm]

idek if how good or bad it will be

[queen leaf]

L*nterns release was the war crime

[hearty crypt]

Well, I get to chill in RL for the remainder of the patch at least

[queen leaf]

everything that followed were the consequences

[pulsar jolt]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1mFk4BxE6s/ i invite everyone to witness the p1 and make their own judgement

[copper tundra]

[fair talon]

what the fuck was that seizure

[hearty crypt]

Huh

Nvm, it fixed itself

[queen leaf]

I THOUGHT THE OPENER WAS BAD BUT IT JUST GOT WORSE

OMFG

[hushed latch]

Wtf

[fair talon]

so we're doing transition in all of p1 now

[queen leaf]

also suprised to see rita here tbh

[fair talon]

solid physical buffs

[copper tundra]

What the hell did I just watch

[hearty crypt]

Thelema is shaking like an abused child

[queen leaf]

still paws dmg is pretty solid but ig she slow idk

[pulsar jolt]

we evading over here

[dim jewel]

What the hell is this

[fair talon]

okay one sec i need to analyze this opener frame by frame

like wtf

[copper tundra]

War crimes what Paul said

[hearty crypt]

I assume the attacks are consistent

[dim jewel]

Comparing this to thelema I'd say thelema was easier cause wth

[hearty crypt]

Cuz if they aren't I'm not sure the uploader should be roaming free

[copper tundra]

[fair talon]

double hit frame 1 when lantern spawns

[copper tundra]

Fastest swap wtf

[fair talon]

the camera spasm was thankfully just from it not following properly when FDD was qte'd in

[hearty crypt]

If @glad flume doesn't replicate that he's washed

[dim jewel]

[copper tundra]

I don't think I want to try that

[paper lance]

Lmao

[fair talon]

honestly, i dread the weapon extensions the most

[copper tundra]

[fair talon]

i hated that shit in transition and now i have to do it in all of p1

[copper tundra]

That looks like that'll hurt my God damn fingers

[meager torrent]

I had a chill brackit

[copper tundra]

I hope this shit isn't necessary to get a good score

[fair talon]

oh yeah i didn't realize, this ref has ranked PS

[dim jewel]

Carv??? :o

[glad flume]

replicate what

[hearty crypt]

.

[glad flume]

if otto i dont have dmg to 1s with ss sera

[fair talon]

saying this because that means you either have to do the p1 evades longer or it can be skipped because it might not be faster if p1 is too long

[copper tundra]

S0 can't do that?

[meager torrent]

they ducked us with outfit in event

[fair talon]

S0 doesn't have 4 hits

[copper tundra]

Ah

[fair talon]

and less damage

[glad flume]

what is this team

[copper tundra]

PS FDD ME

[glad flume]

i dont think its worth it with s0

[pulsar jolt]

i mean it says ios #1 in title, ofc its whale team

[fair talon]

ah i didnt bother to translate yet

[glad flume]

unless it works with actual units

we'll see

[pulsar jolt]

yeah i just wanted ppl to see the schizo evading in p1

[crisp briar]

[fair talon]

something something evading raindrops

[fair talon]

Nijigon???

don't they have HLE?

[glad flume]

945 p1 is mental though

[edgy oyster]

NOOO IT'S SUSHANG AAAAAAA

[glad flume]

on 567 with garbage support too

[edgy oyster]

[fair talon]

[fair talon]

oh

i thought the boss stage was the problem

[crisp briar]

i didn't do the boss

wasn't gonna save me anyway

[fair talon]

and just using a p1 qua wasn't an option either?

[crisp briar]

nope

[fair talon]

just for collapsing

not actual dps

[glad flume]

the dmg return on that is not worth it lol

also they need to farm sp to collapse so thats even more time

you're better off playing dodge game with mobs to collapse them

[fair talon]

yeah fair enough

[copper tundra]

Dodge also not worth it sometimes either

[fair talon]

i just know i recommended someone to do this with VG on bronya: sloth, but their stakes were SS quantum pig in a f2p budget HoT team

it was actually clearable

the reason for that was so you won't have to wait for his slow attack cycles when you can finally go burst mode

assuming it lines up like that

[fair talon]

depends on the enemy, small mobs are reasonable enough

but some take a long time to even do their collapsable attacks

like the octopus

he just spins on the spot for 5 seconds before actually charging into you

[pulsar jolt]

he says in the description his best p1 was 951 but he never managed to finish a run with that

since every phase is low success rate

[glad flume]

its atk rng dependent

hilarious

[limber arch]

Wait do we use helia or Rita with sus

Or is it Vita fdd?

Next abyss

[glad flume]

rita is here for speed in that run

[fair talon]

doesn't rita have good physical buffs too?

i mean yes lots of it is crit dmg but still

[glad flume]

p1 dmg setup is just wep evade, vita (sss) would've been a faster p1 but when you need to swap in super qte in P2 she would've lost cuz rita is simply too fast

[crisp briar]

crit

PS

bottom text

[fair talon]

i also saw phys dmg and phys taken

[limber arch]

Same

[crisp briar]

Nijigon is starting to consider ||backpulling FDD regardless of pull luck||

[limber arch]

||We will all pull fdd s2 on carnival ||

With our 20 free pulls

[hushed latch]

Next patch?

[limber arch]

Ye

[fair talon]

every non-crit buff thats physical in gear

[hushed latch]

Oh nice

[limber arch]

(i infact do not have the Money to Back pull Shit )

[fair talon]

i wish

[crisp briar]

who's we

[limber arch]

[hushed latch]

Why money when you’re luckymaxy

[pulsar jolt]

rita fdd

pretty much everyone is running that on bili

regardless of ranks

helia instead of rita in full s0+1 team is like 30pts behind

[crisp briar]

now Nijigon has an excuse to max PS wep

[fair talon]

ME in LoA
45% TDM
37% TDT
58% Phys taken
42% Phys dmg

PAWS in LoA
42% TDM (52% in SO)
50% TDT (60% in SO)
33% Phys taken (38% in SO)
37% Phys dmg

in physical buffs only, ME wins. PAWS seems to have an more of an edge in TDT, also TDM when in SO, assuming that matters.

[pulsar jolt]

yeah rita is both faster and has better buffs

[fair talon]

"destined partner" for RS right?

it makes sense

PS also has stonks thanks to that

[crisp briar]

don't rita need replicate CA to reset QTE?

[fair talon]

just dont reset qte with rita

unless you outburst

[crisp briar]

Nijigon is forced to

[fair talon]

okay that makes it a lot slower

but better than nothing

it could be vita

[glacial pumice]

Sad paws is slow and buffs less in a lot of cases

[copper tundra]

PAWS has DMG

[fair talon]

paws is raw damage

[copper tundra]

Same type as PS

[glacial pumice]

Not my paws (no wep) hahah but it's nice to know

[fair talon]

[copper tundra]

Don't know if better buffs vs Raw damage would be better

[fair talon]

depends

[crisp briar]

its flux not phys

[copper tundra]

True

Guess I'll try both Friday

[crisp briar]

i can't try either

[glacial pumice]

I wanna know for RGB beneras
Hle paws fdd was used

How much was paws usage was due to her being a good subdps vs fdd so good so fws couldn't be used since need different elements

Or were both things equally valid

I would think the boss was designed in a way to force this team
But I think its old boss? Since top score was trio?

[crisp briar]

fws or vita no in between

[queen leaf]

well paws was used cuz she's the only lightning option and a good sup dps, fdd is just really good in nirv cuz breach gets more important there

[stark sleet]

it is an old boss and it wasnt really made to force hle paws fdd specifically, it forced you to have 3 different elements in a team (yeah its basically a trio check back then) and the current t1 for it is actually thel/lamp + rita

[glacial pumice]

I see

Also why exactly does breach have more value in nirv?

[glacial pumice]

Oh wasn't aware my lamp was top score

[stark sleet]

tankier enemies so you being able to take a straight chunk of ele res off the thing with no strings attached is rlly gooj

[stark sleet]

your lamp needed to be atleast ss1+ to compete anyways

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[glacial pumice]

I see
Sounds fair

[stark sleet]

not that hle fdd paws was bad ofc

[steep viper]

https://tenor.com/view/theresa-theresa-apocalypse-honkai-impact-honkai-impact-3rd-sleepy-gif-15575199503935988191

Bitter melon drink isn't real.

[glacial pumice]

[crisp briar]

it is?

[pulsar jolt]

redlotus and below enemies are so paper you have to be careful and not breathe too strongly in their direction or they might shred into dust

i.e. your damage doesnt matter that much

[stark sleet]

who do i uze with ps next abiz

[pulsar jolt]

fdd rita

[stark sleet]

ewge

[steep viper]

Impossible

[glacial pumice]

So what I am getting is you often end up overkilling anyways so what matters more is how fast you do it and not by how much

So fast supports like fws feel more viable down there compared to fdd
(Idk if fdd is fast or not)