🎮honkai-chat

[queen leaf]

why is ps qte 4 years long

i'll be 40 by the time i can ult

[copper tundra]

[tacit nacelle]

Tenor has some good gifs, but unfortunately it’s hard to search for just HI3 on google

Like no, I don’t want Phainon, I want Kevin

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-kevin-kaslana-kaslana-honkai-honkai-impact-gif-8207110712960916467

[fair talon]

alright imma go eep

[copper tundra]

Fast Ult slightly helped me get a good score on HoS

[fair talon]

dead in 10 hours or so

[copper tundra]

Rest well ram

[fair talon]

will try

gnight

[obtuse glen]

Gnight ramram

[tacit nacelle]

I’ll be
In your dreams

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-seagull-meme-gif-18539479

[queen leaf]

more like you'll be in his nightmares

[tacit nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-bird-soul-gif-21844036

[obtuse glen]

This sounds really sus

[fair talon]

birds are cute though

[copper tundra]

[tacit nacelle]

Not when they use their talons

https://tenor.com/view/iggy-jojo-gif-7191985

[fair talon]

ill manage

unless that fucking bird attacks me

the only one I'd run from

[quick panther]

fuck had to click 15 times tring to copy the id

[queen leaf]

feel you

[copper tundra]

[limber arch]

Ram

Same bracket for next boss

[queen leaf]

let's see if i demoted ( prob did)

[harsh cargo]

Next boss will be a guranteed +100 for me

[queen leaf]

time to shit on RL peeps

[harsh cargo]

SS2/SS3 Vita will pull through

[queen leaf]

i'll summon 3 12S vita teams in your bracket

[limber arch]

Damn

[meager torrent]

I spot wild zebbi

[harsh cargo]

Keep those whels away from me

Just two more days

[sick talon]

WTF is this bracket, there are no whales. Am I gnna fight against myself now ? LMAO slep

[queen leaf]

dafuq was my bracket

t64 and demot

it oki

RL funny

[meager torrent]

your breckit was the fun one

[queen leaf]

i can do Vbs dps on big dog

[obtuse glen]

Bro got vacation bracket

[queen leaf]

actually hmge what do i run here with vbs, maybe fws but i could also do hofi idk, at the same time i trigger way too many reso shits anyway

[quick panther]

Fuck me in the eye

[queen leaf]

lmao have fun

[limber arch]

I got kritz, julivert etc its going to be a rough top 10

[queen leaf]

when new RoO who actually wants LoA units in their team :5head:

[harsh cargo]

-100 boss for me until hle ascension or paws ascension

[queen leaf]

you won't survive that boss with paws lmao

parsos is like HLE shill supreme²

[harsh cargo]

[sick talon]

we dont want new ROOs, their breach etc are giga locked within ranks

[harsh cargo]

I liked RoO they’re affordable for us f2ps who cant pull every valk

Like having Vita and FDD is a easy slot for every ring so far

I would say hofin but her support tag is WS and WS is the AR equivalent of a penny

Everyone has WS basically

[sick talon]

yeah for F2P its a good choice but people who are not whales and still wnna maintain t50 in nirvana, its a nightmare for them

[queen leaf]

RoOs are nice valks more of the time but not being able to interact with ring mechanics is just a brick

[harsh cargo]

On that makes sense

[sick talon]

asaphie can say from his personal experience

[queen leaf]

CNY valks will prob have more value for f2ps than roo units tbh

especially in Rl you can get away with not having fdd/rita

[harsh cargo]

Even more than FDD?

[queen leaf]

yes ofc lmao

she's not that big of a gap to other symb units

[harsh cargo]

But I Hurd she was a IT girl?

[queen leaf]

she's good and the difference is big in nirvana but in RL eh

[sick talon]

FDD not that good, its vita who had all the ar tags except recetly GOI

[queen leaf]

yeah rita was far superior during her release

atm she's also niche though

[harsh cargo]

My queen vita still has WS and RoO

And arguably LoA maybe

[queen leaf]

so niche and niche

[queen leaf]

no

not at all

she's niche in LoA

[harsh cargo]

Vita Cora2 is a good duo

[sick talon]

u can use her everywhere even GOI but shes bad in GOI

[queen leaf]

it's decent but only really good for PS and even then niche, most of the time you also want other things like critival value pop, stun, bleed, fast ults etc

depends really

again most of the time support options are not far from each other but saying that she arguably has LoA sorta implies that she's often BiS there

when she isnt

especially cuz she giga slow

[harsh cargo]

In LoA she's way faster than in WS/WoD/RoO

[queen leaf]

you can only skip her CA, her shift is still slow as fuck

takes 4 years and has no tfd

hence why you try to avoid it but you can't do that every run

[harsh cargo]

Her personal dmg in loa is huge

[sick talon]

ur talking abt bita ?

[harsh cargo]

Yes

[queen leaf]

also not really, LoA supports are generally know to sorta deal decent dmg but it's mostly due to heavenly links, sometimes it can matter for bosses like HoS but again at the same time her shift is just slow

[sick talon]

but at the cost of 10 more sec in her stellar shift compared to other valks xD

[queen leaf]

yeah lmao

[harsh cargo]

[formal badge]

[meager torrent]

2 days but nothing changed

I may have done goofed there

[tacit nacelle]

you dont want to promote?

[meager torrent]

no

f2p in banana is just pure cancer

[sly swift]

More nirvana to you

[queen leaf]

But that means you can slacc next cycle

[copper tundra]

[meager torrent]

[steep thorn]

Someone cute that I can compliment and spend time talking Nonsense?

[terse spruce]

[copper tundra]

[proper plank]

[meager torrent]

[plain raven]

[stiff vault]

Did the gameplay of Hi3 and Hi3 part 2 change? like new techh/mechanics/system/dailies?

[quick panther]

gameplay as in battle yes

new astral ring system changed how teams are both played and built

!faq ring

[young trout]

Astral Ring and Specializations

Allow me to explain, Captain!

Click here to view a list of Astral Ring Specializations, Tags, and the Valkyries protected by them!

Characters under the Astral Ring System will have one ring type (Specialization), and one or multiple tags (Attributes) that will determine how they can form teams. This system is only activated if a Character with Astral Ring is set as the leader. When activated:

• the leader's ring type will decide the team's playstyle.
• the team will benefit from effects (e.g., Stigmata buffs) that require Astral Ring.
• the team will gain access to Stellar Outburst, a high damage output state you can enter after charging enough energy (Astral Ring Intensity).

For information on each Astral Ring Specialization:

• World Star - [Click here!](#👶beginner-help message)
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[Click here](#👶beginner-help message) for guidance on Astral Ring team building!

See the pins of beginner help for more guides!

[worn gyro]

i need to redo this qte on should be tying not -1 😠

[copper tundra]

Why you yelling at me for

[oak schooner]

not even

lightning dog is gonna be so free for me

[worn gyro]

robbie's transition is impossible

[worn gyro]

oh well can't play anymore new game time

[copper tundra]

OOP

Almost T3'd

[waxen comet]

Y not just 3 stage and gtfo?

Just take the -100 for own safely.. else u end up like me

[copper tundra]

I ain't facing Wolf again on Nirv

[waxen comet]

Acidently went to nirv cos that time i just wokeup and idk why my brain decided to clear 4th abyss stage

[copper tundra]

Smh Tissue

Any more points I would be in +100 range

[waxen comet]

Smh

[copper tundra]

If I did the full 6000 I would snipe everyone in my bracket

[waxen comet]

[neon glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dew-it-galactic-republic-palpatine-gif-21847982

[waxen comet]

Bita abyss is anoying

[copper tundra]

Hell no

[waxen comet]

https://tenor.com/view/go-first-bud-abbott-lou-costello-abbott-and-costello-meet-the-mummy-pushing-to-the-front-gif-10433707272508310076

[neon glade]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[copper tundra]

I don't want to face tanky wolf with PAWS at 555D

[formal badge]

[harsh cargo]

No vita in 2026?

I really hope I have good luck on it, I want that SS3

[copper tundra]

I keep saying I started on the end of 7.9

Nor did I pull for her on any reruns besides carnival with the free pulls last patch

[harsh cargo]

I have bad memory

[copper tundra]

[formal badge]

Hmm
Why the elfs aren't farmable yet anyways?
Random thought of the day

[copper tundra]

[neon glade]

elves are woodland creatures
they don't take well to farms, you just have to harvest what nature gives you

[copper tundra]

They meant the ones in Hi3

[formal badge]

[fair cedar]

Elfs help santa every year

[neon glade]

I do wish they'd merge the ELF and AOP systems.
...I want to run around the open worlds as a little chibi!

[quick panther]

they wont ever get merged

cause you cant use aop with non p2 valks

[neon glade]

but... the abebes...

[quick panther]

can you even get abebes outside story chapter?

[crisp briar]

overworld mini game but that's it

[neon glade]

no, but they prove the chibi models can navigate the maps

[quick panther]

that means nothing

[crisp briar]

frying

[neon glade]

it's a technical proof of concept

[crisp briar]

both Nijigon and i hanging by a thread

[quick panther]

hoshi, are we seeing an angelatina resurection moment?

[crisp briar]

was thinking the same

[quick panther]

angelatina and the "prototipos"

god i know st proffs are suposed to put off with members being wacky

byt that guy is just on another level

[crisp briar]

better than Sleva tbf

tho i think he's now in a quitter/P1 glazer(?) stage

[copper tundra]

[quick panther]

bro is still salty cause he brokle the rules and got slapped

@sick talon what about you going to sleep

[copper tundra]

Mald first then sleep

[quick panther]

||i did that ngl||

[copper tundra]

[terse spruce]

[meager torrent]

robbi did his 30 min mald session?

[sick talon]

I set alarm lol

[sick talon]

yeh, did 2 tries for kebin. Need to retry for 1 sec, shits gnna be hard

[night narwhal]

how was the dmg control?

i probably have whales in my current bracket...

[copper tundra]

+0 with 818

[night narwhal]

good job

[copper tundra]

1 or so more points I would have been in +100 range

[oak schooner]

noob

[harsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/honkaiimpact3rd/status/2014186257996222816?s=61

Honkai Impact 3rd (@HonkaiImpact3rd)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 22, 2026, 4:00 AM

I’m so excited for this oui will be pulling

I have my funds funds saved and prepared for this

[mild jungle]

Who?

[unique scarab]

SSS sync 3?

[harsh cargo]

SS2/SS3 depending on my luck

[unique scarab]

Can’t wait for her to still lose to Sena at SS3

[copper tundra]

[harsh cargo]

That’s why I use both together for WoD

[copper tundra]

But then lose to HLE and Rita support

[harsh cargo]

Yes I know HLE Rita is better for WoD but I don’t have them

[unique scarab]

You could pull them instead of Vita

[harsh cargo]

I am going to pull them just from ascension supply

Plus senawho vita is enough to get top 3 on thelema shill so I’m content

[unique scarab]

Why do you pull from asc instead of carnival anyway isn’t carnival cheaper

[harsh cargo]

That is a very good question

[unique scarab]

If nothing else you could pull chara from carnival and then wep from asc supply and thats even more budget saved

[harsh cargo]

I mean it’s depend on who valk in carnival is like if vita had carnival in cny patch and I got lucky and got ss3 vita then at that point I’d go for sss vita from carnival but it’s more so a it depends kind of thing for me

[unique scarab]

And you could still do things like use FWS support for max hp sd reduction

[harsh cargo]

I already have fws

I got her on half off multi

[unique scarab]

Ah there you go. You could pull peregrine sword and not die on bleed abyss

[harsh cargo]

I have LV soon and if it’s hos bleed then vita brute forces

[unique scarab]

I guess

[harsh cargo]

-100 but at least next boss is a guranteed +100

[copper tundra]

Then after wolf is Shadow HoDom

[harsh cargo]

At least I'm still even

Basically a back to square one route

[tropic stump]

Oh what a great day

[formal badge]

[elfin yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/eri-blue-archive-blue-archive-cute-and-funny-cute-funny-gif-405908927189537554

[waxen comet]

[elder dirge]

Hey guys at what time do we get more attempts at memorial arena?

[crisp briar]

you get 6 attempts each day

[elder dirge]

That's why i asked at what time 😅

I wanna know at what hour it updates

[elfin yacht]

daily resset iirc

#status

[crisp briar]

FUCK

[wicked warren]

Rita didn't even have time to jump down to the floor and she already lost all her HP

[wicked warren]

You must have had a difficult group, I only got a few points more and finished 2nd

[oak schooner]

BUM

[oak schooner]

"a few more points" and its a 20pt gap

[crisp briar]

now i hate to mald andrius

[tropic stump]

I need

[wicked warren]

that's not too much, just a few seconds difference

[crisp briar]

that's a lot

[oak schooner]

2pts is a shitton already and ure here saying 20 is nothing

[unique scarab]

you must have had a difficult bracket, I finished first and I only got 45 more points than you

[copper tundra]

I would have sniped everyone in my bracket

[terse spruce]

To get a j*b

[oak schooner]

ez game

two weeks in a row 946 2 valks no elf

[worldly bear]

You can do rita with 2 units?

and my mei is SS3 too

[crisp briar]

how to deselect elf

did i just... win?

[ivory gazelle]

whale

f2p strat

[crisp briar]

f2p

can't say anything about the triple PPM

that's just nasty

[oak schooner]

i was gonna say i dont hv htr stigs

lol lemme try ht when im home

dos too LOL

[ivory gazelle]

[crisp briar]

dos is just sad considering you can get 7T now

[oak schooner]

cez activates off of wa basic ult?

[ivory gazelle]

just ult on bronya count as combo

[oak schooner]

ohh right

frig then i think i cldve done quite a few ht htr gd 946s

[crisp briar]

idek what side project i wanna do this year

[ivory gazelle]

its op

[oak schooner]

im getting ely g4 and prefarming in case lv stigs come

[crisp briar]

last year i said 4/4 SW

but like

[dense vapor]

hi guys! I manage to get 2 Seele on field in the tft event! 1 S rank and 1 A rank

[crisp briar]

that's what happens after getting one after S yes

[crisp briar]

||what use for LV's if she's getting Dkey tho||

im between like

4/4 SW or 4/4 Sirin

6S trio is just a waste of balls

[ivory gazelle]

if u bother with sw tho, don't need to go for m piece

hotr m piece is better

that goes to show how trash sw stigs are

[formal badge]

[oak schooner]

fun

its like what use is mpe gears

fun, ely tb lets me try more fun 946 strats too

[spare nebula]

nyuu

[crisp briar]

that is an use

[quick panther]

You only need like 2 teams for almost ALL ss bosses tho

Griseo sns hos clears all of them

[unique scarab]

Incredibly cursed but

Found a 0sec I could do with no Thelema

So I could save Thelema for Kevin

[oak schooner]

i know but thats not fun

i only use that when im lazy to think of what to use

[fossil ibex]

I love Elysia day 59

[fossil ibex]

Yep, Elysia can do it

[quick panther]

Now you dont have fdd for sampo

[oak schooner]

bro wasted fdd on ss boss ok

[copper tundra]

Still trying to figure out what to do for MA besides Kevin

[unique scarab]

I have Paws PS Badum it’s fine

[formal badge]

[unique scarab]

I checked and I lost more points not having Thelema on Kevin

Than I lost not having FDD on sampo

And I lost more points for 1 sec ss than I lost for not having FDD

[unique scarab]

You can use paws on sampo

[copper tundra]

PAWS PS HoRb or?

[unique scarab]

depends, on how quick you can beat SS with horb

if its fast enough it can be fdd on sampo

[quick panther]

paws fdd hoh/hle is better

thats like saying "dont worry, i just broke my leg, but i still have hands to do a marathon"

[ivory gazelle]

fdd scores same as badum

bigger problem is hohe locked away

[quick panther]

yeah thats true

bro blocked two key valks for sampo and still said "its fine"

[ivory gazelle]

if he has teri its fine, use teri with ps lead, but he probs dontr

[copper tundra]

QT only has DS

[ivory gazelle]

in that case can still do 11s yea but fall back to helia lead

[shut glen]

Why don't we have knights like male playable characters? I'd really love to play kosma , kalpas , Kevin , owl and many ..

[quick panther]

they already tried

and got death threats

no joking

[shut glen]

What

From who

[quick panther]

yes, someone tried to get to headquarters with a knife some years ago

[shut glen]

Wth is this

Are you serious so that's how the fandom is ?

[quick panther]

thats what CHINESE fandom is

im not racist, but yes, chinese folks are crazy sometimes

fandom outside chine is really chill

[shut glen]

But I don't even get whats wrong

With male playable characters

It would also attract more people into the game

[quick panther]

"i dont want some duds in my waifu game"

[harsh cargo]

I don’t want males, keep them away from my gacha game

They’re usually chopped

[shut glen]

God so honkai os a waifu game now ? 😭 It has an amazing storyline and it's summerzied as a waifu game

[quick panther]

now?

always has been wdym?

[shut glen]

B R o

[jaunty nymph]

I have to ask: is there anyone who like this presentation? Why the hell they brought it back in pt 2?

[shut glen]

Ik ar the begining it was a waifu game but they put Hella work in cutacenes and the story

[harsh cargo]

As a consumer I would feel betrayed and falsely advertised if a male character was added due to the games marketing

[quick panther]

and? that doesnt make it any less waifu game

[shut glen]

I HATE THIS MORE THAN ANYONE

[harsh cargo]

What happened to it being regular text?

[shut glen]

But it wouldn't be for the marketing since there are important male fighters in the story

[jaunty nymph]

@shut glen I know right? SO WHY THE FK THEY BOUGHT IT BACK?!?!

[shut glen]

I'd really enjoy to play ALL of the moths

[quick panther]

yeah great marketing, getting your main income source sending you death threats

[shut glen]

Idk but those are the most annoying slides 😭

[quick panther]

mihoyo has already tried adding them, and the amount of whiplash was just out of this world

[shut glen]

I can't believe the fandom is full of degenerates 😭 I thought it evolved

[quick panther]

remember adam (mc from apho)?

[shut glen]

Yes

DONT TELL MW THEY WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT 1 SINGLE CHARACTER

[quick panther]

that also got a very bad reception on china

[unique scarab]

Not for me my HoHE stigs aren’t leveled and my pri arm is l50

[quick panther]

yes

[shut glen]

BRO

[quick panther]

again, we are talking about chinese no life folks

[unique scarab]

Can’t use HLE either need her for Rita

[shut glen]

I thought China was in great conditions

[harsh cargo]

My HoH is only used as dps her support cases are just tank bot so far

[shut glen]

Didn't think they'd harass Devs for adding male

[quick panther]

dont know what you mean, but they are good when hoyo does exactly what they want

there has been a LONG history of problems with them

[shut glen]

But it's so annoying to have cool male characters with insane power and lore and not being able to play them "because it's a waifu game " smh

Why would they add them in the story then

[quick panther]

you have hsr for that

thats why they added welt to hsr

[quick panther]

cause they are good as characters

[shut glen]

I'd rather be "yeah all males have 0 honkai adaptability " than "some have insane adaptability but you can't play them bro "

[quick panther]

they just dont want them to be playable

[shut glen]

What

[quick panther]

what what?

[ivory gazelle]

i mean everything is subjective in the end, and also good characters in story dont mean anything about playability

[shut glen]

Hor playable character is bronya

Welt is only in the story

[ivory gazelle]

idk why u dwelling on this anyways

[stark sleet]

damn really?

[shut glen]

I just find it dumb to have cool characters you can't play

[unique scarab]

If they introduced playable welt in Hi3 my wallet would open but like such is life

[shut glen]

And people threatening with a knife

[stark sleet]

playable kebin would bankrupt me

[ivory gazelle]

i consider them changing gluttony t back then dumb, but nothing happened

[stark sleet]

i mean its not like they got death threats when they did a poll on thinking to add male chars

[shut glen]

That's what I'm saying this is insane

I didn't think people would do this like

[quick panther]

again, not people

[shut glen]

Cmon it's just like 5 % of the whole cast

[quick panther]

chinese low lifes

[stark sleet]

yeah its just the super extreme low lifers

[mild jungle]

It's also a vocal 5% of the cn playerbase so

[stark sleet]

alot of dough

[mild jungle]

Stinky ches

[stark sleet]

also hi cay

[quick panther]

dont try to think it through, theres no point to it, just accept it as it is

[stark sleet]

wbhat the bork

[mild jungle]

You're blue

[quick panther]

halo caycay

[mild jungle]

Blue ches is stinky

[stark sleet]

yeah just enjoy the lesbians

[quick panther]

[mild jungle]

Hi senlao

[stark sleet]

erm what the mid (yeah blue cheese do be stinky)

[mild jungle]

I actually like blue cheese ngl

[stark sleet]

im a brie kinda ches

[mild jungle]

Ok

[quick panther]

halo lunalao

[mild jungle]

Luna

[coarse kiln]

This is not entirely accurate, that's not what the apology reply was about #📚honkai-lore message

[mild jungle]

[stark sleet]

dont think you can get away with the 0

wait holy shit

[coarse kiln]

Hi hi everyone

[stark sleet]

why is the capitalized o so weird for me

[mild jungle]

??

[stark sleet]

its so thin and super oval

[stark sleet]

wheres my money

[mild jungle]

O 0

[quick panther]

i didnt say nothing about the survey being about adam

just meant them as separate situations

[coarse kiln]

In my wallet xD

[quick panther]

no its not

gib

[stark sleet]

smh

hgmhe im poridge now

i hab 2 doller in my bank account and i cant even use it

[fair cedar]

Hi luna

[coarse kiln]

I know, but the outrage was mostly about the poorly worded survey, that the global community thought was about the possibility of adding male characters around the time Adam came out

[coarse kiln]

Hi hi breath~

[stark sleet]

ches crystals update

today i hab 11754

[fair cedar]

How r u?

[mild jungle]

Didn't you get a j*b

[quick panther]

i mean, yeah, if you compress it the survey was just a "you fine with duds in here?"

[stark sleet]

no since when am i that hardworking

[mild jungle]

How do I have more than you after slacking for an entire month

[stark sleet]

i got ss sera bc fomo

[mild jungle]

Bruh

[stark sleet]

and i pulled on like 5 banners last patch

[mild jungle]

Wtf why

[stark sleet]

hle, hle weap, horb syn2, badum weap

[mild jungle]

Oh dear

[stark sleet]

i got fws on the free pull

the real hard hitter was horb dkey, tried to syn3 only to get hit in the face by double hard pity

[mild jungle]

Whelches

Tried to sync dkey

[stark sleet]

nuh uh

[fair cedar]

Why horb sync2

[stark sleet]

syn2 not s2

oh bc its good

[fair cedar]

Yes i know i was editing

[stark sleet]

you

[mild jungle]

Smh bref

[stark sleet]

oops accidental\

[mild jungle]

me

[fair cedar]

i

[stark sleet]

i should stop using my keyboard while its hanging like half off my bed

[mild jungle]

Why is it there

[stark sleet]

yes

[mild jungle]

This guy

[stark sleet]

anyways horb syn2 > syn 1 (krazi), i tried to syn3 but realized it was way too expensive because of me hard pitying basically 3 weaps before that

decided to save (insane) and stopped at syn2

[fair cedar]

Is that when your keyboard permanently fell half off your bed?

[stark sleet]

||i wont chicken out next patch tho||

[mild jungle]

You're stoopid

[stark sleet]

im gathering as much funds as possible to prepare for the calamity that is 8.7

[stark sleet]

shudup watch me ss her

[coarse kiln]

It's was ambiguous on if it meant gacha or just playable and the apology letter was poorly understood outside of CN because the glb people didn't take the survey. But what I was wanting to get at is that while the has been some backlash it hasn't been as widespread or fanatical as a lot of global community assume so please don't paint the CN community as insane as stuff

[mild jungle]

Idek what she does ngl

[stark sleet]

|| eh the only syn is want is sync3 luna tbf, not gonna spend that crazy||

[mild jungle]

I'm like 98% retired did you see my vid

[stark sleet]

just your normal cny valk shennanigans

[coarse kiln]

Just crawled out of bed, still big eepy lol

[stark sleet]

yeah the one with the black bg that made you look like you got arrested for tax evasion

[mild jungle]

Yes that one

[stark sleet]

i shouldnt be spending that much next patch anyways

[fair cedar]

Well gl
Have a sleepy teri to help u get through ur day

[stark sleet]

less pulling targets compared to 8.5

[stark sleet]

holy shit you actually have a fully geared valk

[mild jungle]

You have like 3 bro

[fair cedar]

Rude

[stark sleet]

well erm technically

its uh 4 || hle skin too||

[mild jungle]

Bruh

[stark sleet]

hey i already calculated, i'd need like 70k or smt for 8.7

[coarse kiln]

i just take a while to wake up (dailies helps :3)

[stark sleet]

the bchips bundles can carry me

[fair cedar]

I stole this picture from my friend so. Hah i dont actually have a fully geared valk

[stark sleet]

unless hoyo decides to idk hard pity me on everything

[mild jungle]

WHALE

[stark sleet]

insane

[stark sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kitty-angry-anger-grumpy-grumpy-cat-gif-3690866706674522969

[fair cedar]

Real
I hate mornings sm

[stark sleet]

me poor f2p

[coarse kiln]

[hushed whale]

[stark sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-waa-7tv-twitch-aaaaa-gif-17137341012820105478

[coarse kiln]

glorp!

[stark sleet]

glorper

[shut glen]

😭

Ig

[hushed whale]

Why slander my gacha luck

[mild jungle]

Signalling glorp

Did you know my favourite silksong streamer is a glorper

[stark sleet]

ong glorp propaganda

[fair cedar]

Glorp?

[shut glen]

What how about Wendy and ana , they were "female herscher" so why didn't release them

[stark sleet]

glorp

[fair cedar]

Oh they were story only

[stark sleet]

idk they just didnt feel like it

[fair cedar]

||wendy died, and ana died||

[shut glen]

[coarse kiln]

the real question is why didnt tesla win the stan wars

[stark sleet]

midla

[coarse kiln]

raven cheating with her 2 part spine

[shut glen]

Well just like a bunch of characters

[fair cedar]

Exactly

[meager torrent]

Natasha is goat 🐐

[hushed whale]

[crisp briar]

https://x.com/i/status/2014294686278774798

鍋色きん (@golden_nabe)

X · Jan 22, 2026, 11:10 AM

[stark sleet]

so goat that her only battlesuit was relevant for one whole patch

[shut glen]

I just wish they ad a new Natasha battle suit

[meager torrent]

Fire was fucked for a whole year

[hushed whale]

Natasha died under Rita

[fair cedar]

MA should of had sp recovery in her 3pc . . .

[stark sleet]

there was like that one phase where hoyo just absolutely loved phys valks

[fair cedar]

"MA equip bonus: Whenever ult hits an enemy, recover 6 sp"

• wep effect
  "Ma equip bonus: Reduce ult interval by 2.6 seconds"

[stark sleet]

i think it was during their white pink pastel phase too

[meager torrent]

They completely messed up Natasha kit with her slow af sp Regen kekl

Imagine fixing

[hushed whale]

don't worry we will have fire Timido when they decied to be funny

[stark sleet]

ngl prob still not enough

her ult is so expensive

[fair cedar]

U know that her offield attacks r ult attacks right?

But yeah its probably not enough

4s cd is sad

[stark sleet]

you'd still be farming for like 50 years to atleast get it going smoothly

[fair cedar]

Problem solved

[stark sleet]

insane

[fair cedar]

90 inital sp dont even

Her ults 100

U can get 72 sp recovered if u hit every time

[coarse kiln]

I know I say less p1 valks please but I would legitimately think that would be too comedic to bed pouty about it

[fair cedar]

Could also buff the sp gained by like 2 and u got 96 sp
Thats probably better but embrace the sp farm

[quick panther]

wouldnt technically timido be p2 valk

[crisp briar]

why fire tho

[quick panther]

and technically sw too

[crisp briar]

also this

[quick panther]

they use astral ring system reworked edition

[coarse kiln]

For the funny

[fair cedar]

Bed pouty
Embracing da sleepy teri

[quick panther]

lunar ring is just astral ring adapted ton be used outside mars supercomputer

[crisp briar]

make her the first wind valk if we go by that

[coarse kiln]

true

[fair cedar]

Timido could be LoA

Or new ring

Maybe ult swap ring

[crisp briar]

WS

[fair cedar]

[coarse kiln]

I have to get ready for work I have a j*b

[quick panther]

i love how you censored job

[fair cedar]

Grosss
Good luck

[fair cedar]

Scary

[copper tundra]

[coarse kiln]

Well I gotta respect the sensibilities sometimes

The sensibilities of the unemployed

[quick panther]

you are not sending a job aplication

worry not

[coarse kiln]

Not ~~ yet ~~

[worldly bear]

Daily reminder my mei is better than yours

I just realised i need to change my pfp i m still in padoru mode

[crisp briar]

well duh, ain't buying HoO stamps

[worldly bear]

I did

Just because HoO is my favorite valk

[crisp briar]

how bout 8.7 tho

[worldly bear]

i dunno why i just simply resonate with it

[worldly bear]

Trying to get everything

40 pulls left valk
50 weapon
Like 1 multi saved up so far

[crisp briar]

around same counters in NA

i have like 22.8k, Nijigon should have like 32k

[ivory gazelle]

better than whos

[worldly bear]

Whos?

Ah it s english

welp not everyone has SS3

[ivory gazelle]

ur atk probs get beaten tho

even if they dont have ss3

[worldly bear]

100% altough i m only missing 1 dkey affixes can be improved

That 1 missing dkey is ofc jxy sword

And symergy on stellars

[fair cedar]

My starchasm nyx is better than yours

Probably.

[worldly bear]

Mine s SS 1/4 100%

[sly swift]

Just more whel

(the outfit)

[worldly bear]

Za outfit was free! With tickets i randomly got from free pulls on outfit banners and other things

[worldly bear]

Now clear ER in under 2 min

[fair cedar]

I need all dkeys for that

[worldly bear]

great nyx

[fair cedar]

Im using willows 3pc

/fr

[night narwhal]

can you remind me how many pink tickets does it need

[worldly bear]

Was it like 125 or 130

Let me check

[night narwhal]

preferably without the discount it had

since im sure its not discounted anymore

[worldly bear]

I can t see HoTR s so i m not sure you can get it anymore. Without up to 198

Ignore the above part me stoopid
198

[night narwhal]

hmm i see thank u

too expensive for me to get even if i sacrifice an outfit box hmm

and i don't pull on pyramids so

[sly swift]

"free"

Save enough of those tickets takes so long...

[meager torrent]

@rain crypt

why

[waxen comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303277575778336820/1333833081190088734/nom_nom_nom_nom.gif

[unique scarab]

Congrats

[unique scarab]

Are you ready to for wolf

[fair talon]

no

[night narwhal]

welcome to hell

[unique scarab]

I can definitely retain wolf rl with paws dps and this isn’t cope at all.

[meager torrent]

doing sides on this D with this account is just torture

[unique scarab]

Huh what’s wrong with the side stages

[meager torrent]

they suck

[fair talon]

off weather side stage = torture

[meager torrent]

if they put phy side I cant even do it

[fair talon]

i remember coping so hard with p1 jds

[meager torrent]

in RL i do the phy stages with helika

[fair talon]

or p2 jds, doesn't matter tbh

[unique scarab]

I was fine but I’ve only been in Nirv once

So maybe I’ll get it later

[fair talon]

p2 jds was eventually enough

[unique scarab]

Once I have more examples

[night narwhal]

the only side stage i really hate is tona side stage
but its still doable

[meager torrent]

every side that takes longer than 03:00 on the clock is ass by default

[night narwhal]

i used to hate that one common fire side stage because at the time the only proper valks i had were sena that kept on dying and thelema

[fair talon]

#_ hanabi dayo

[sly swift]

Twice more work

[fair talon]

fuck

[meager torrent]

can just not play ig

[fair talon]

i keep forgetting subtext

[night narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-tom-and-jerry-cat-gif-15002626

[meager torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/masked-fool-hibana-honkai-star-rail-sparxie-honkai-star-rail-hibana-hsr-sparxie-hsr-gif-6148878037404596276

[unique scarab]

Valkyrie Blastmetal dps gg

[sly swift]

Hanabis

[meager torrent]

hibanas

[fair talon]

btw waiting for my results rn

[sly swift]

I haven't touched hsr in 3 weeks. Maybe 4.

No. 3.

[fair talon]

i havent in years

sadly

[meager torrent]

I autobattle credit stage since 2025

[night narwhal]

i think u mean this btw

[fair talon]

that's header

i meant to type small text

[night narwhal]

oh

let me see

[crisp briar]

this?

[night narwhal]

-# john honkai

[fair talon]

~Sparkle~

[night narwhal]

this?

[fair talon]

yes

[crisp briar]

test

[fair talon]

-# Hanabi dayo

[crisp briar]

-#

[fair talon]

ik i just copied the text

[night narwhal]

🔨

[crisp briar]

-# 👁‍🗨 Only you can see this message.

[night narwhal]

i now have a dps of every type except qua
so that's fun...

[fair talon]

not the worst

[night narwhal]

VG gaming

[crisp briar]

me but also img

[unique scarab]

5 patches until I can get sparkle BP. Or 3 until Teri BP

[fair talon]

quantum niche

is just a niche, a small one

[crisp briar]

bc we all know 3S trio doesn't count

[fair talon]

just pull next quantum valk

and pray she doesn't rely on other quanties

[unique scarab]

Hopefully by next year anni patch they will have either released a new quantum battlesuit or they give away sparkle in anniversary

[stark sleet]

im ending my field rn

[night narwhal]

i didn't count hofi prio me getting rita since i can't run her team
but now i have rita
ik she'll have niche use as far as img content is concerned but meh

[unique scarab]

I’m tired of quantum demot

[night narwhal]

or they kill qua

[unique scarab]

That would also work

Can’t wait for the new quantum battlesuit that auto executes quantum bosses

[crisp briar]

with what funds?

they always before/after a big spending event

[unique scarab]

Lucksacc her in free ten pull

[crisp briar]

that isn't happening

i already wasted my luck

[unique scarab]

Well there u go now u have plenty of crystals for quantum valk

Gg

[crisp briar]

well, used not wasted

[crisp briar]

those are 8.7 funds

[unique scarab]

That’s like 80 crystals right there

[unique scarab]

Lucksacc 8.7 too

[crisp briar]

it won't happen

[fair talon]

I've had funds for sparkle

no luck involved

[crisp briar]

i didn't

[sly swift]

APHO provoked a fatal error

[fair talon]

oh yeah guys....

[crisp briar]

[stark sleet]

is that a carved mango

[fair talon]

no

[stark sleet]

thats the most mango like flower i have ever seen

[crisp briar]

ches those r tulips

[waxen comet]

lol i also tot its was mango

[fair talon]

its my graduation flowers

[stark sleet]

congrats rammers

[fair talon]

i passed

[crisp briar]

grats

[limber arch]

Apho realizes that it was a mistake and will now delete itself from hi3 Canon

[stark sleet]

this will be me in 2030 fr

[limber arch]

[stark sleet]

if im still here

and yall r still around

[limber arch]

CONGRATS

[crisp briar]

well only 4 years

[unique scarab]

Gz

[fair talon]

nearly 5 fucking years btw

took me this long

[unique scarab]

Hey at least you did it

[fair talon]

yeah i did

and now I'm free i guess

[glacial pumice]

Damn

[fair talon]

until I find a j*b

[unique scarab]

Good luck

That’s hell you’re walking into

[sly swift]

Wasn't APHO taking place in 2026?

[fair talon]

idk IT sounds chill

[glacial pumice]

Haha

It's my time to now follow your steps and get a debt and become old only to not get a j*b

[sly swift]

None to be found. Crazy demands. Money is really dry even for food.

[glacial pumice]

Employment= more valk ranks=more time in nirv=more valks and the cycle continues

[unique scarab]

True…

[fair talon]

I'll survive regardless, it would've been much worse for me if I failed

[sly swift]

Is it an actual degree?

[fair talon]

Basically

Ausbildungszeugnis

[glacial pumice]

What spell did you use on us 😭

[sly swift]

I don't understand that word but ok

[hearty crypt]

The shortest German word

[crisp briar]

peasant?

passant?

[fair talon]

The paper that says "I know this job and passed 3+ years of education"

[glacial pumice]

Gimme some survival mats

Life so bad it feels like nirvana with rewards from sinful

[glacial pumice]

I love how 5 becomes 3+

[hearty crypt]

German uni degrees are specifically job-related?

[crisp briar]

gwrman

grrman

[hearty crypt]

gwrman

[hearty crypt]

Accurate tbf

[fair talon]

no, uni also exists like normal here

apprenticeships are a variant of that, more focused on practice instead of theory

[night narwhal]

congrats!!

[hearty crypt]

Ah, ic

That sounds nice ngl

Does that count towards j*b experience or nay

[fair talon]

yesu

assuming you do it within a normal working company

[limber arch]

Well

Wait ram did you graduate Uni or Abitur?

Abitur is abit early since exams are in the Summer so Uni right ?

[queen leaf]

We also have the Hochschulzugangsberechtigung

Nobody calls it that tbf

[stark sleet]

money

[limber arch]

Lowkey what i do Hate is that is that If youre not directly studying Business at x Uni and instead study somewhere else they x Uni might just reject you all together for their studies bc you missed Like 2 Math courses to enter their Masters and they will also not let you redo them 😭

[vague bobcat]

heylo chat

[limber arch]

What about the Immatrikulationsbescheinigung ?

[limber arch]

Ohhhh

[queen leaf]

Love that but the Exmatrikulationsantrag is also a good one

[limber arch]

I especially Love the orientierungsphase where If you fail an Exam Twice youre barred from studying the subject in germany

[vague bobcat]

i lowkeniunely need to "pri-arm"ify rita's scythe

[queen leaf]

[limber arch]

Im only studying english and BA but having an introduction course Exam with a 40% fail rate is nuts

[glacial pumice]

Germany scary

[vague bobcat]

ehhh
one of my early computer science courses had a 60% fail rate

[limber arch]

Yeah but youre prob not Banned from studying the subject in your country If you fail it right ?

[vague bobcat]

well still repeating the course is not fun </3

[queen leaf]

They love them aussiebkurse

[vague bobcat]

if anything it fucks up the other courses u have to take for the upcoming semester

[limber arch]

Yeah

[queen leaf]

It's really just 4 words put into one because we can just merge shit

[glacial pumice]

The power of compound words 🔥

[vague bobcat]

hnmm bro, i really dont wanna do this event again

its like the copy of that kiana one bro, shit is so lame

[fair talon]

it's more dimensional tbh

[vague bobcat]

yeah but still, its painfully boring even with the skip

[fair talon]

because you can just keep up to 3 units in storage and experiment

[vague bobcat]

yeah but the core gameplay of the event barely changed outside of allowing smore unit diversity

and since i already have rita's complete set, i genuinely dont feel like doing it

[fair talon]

think of next patch then

[vague bobcat]

man i still have 7k xtals left </3

[fair talon]

and how much shit you might need if there's a double release

[fair talon]

yeah but at least secure your farming

[vague bobcat]

crazy how we still dont have a double release

i really want a

[fair talon]

why

[vague bobcat]

part 2 upgrade for silverwing bronya

[fair talon]

okay true

[vague bobcat]

like its RIGHT THERE BRO

[fair talon]

but savings are obliterated

every time

ahem #🔮cn-gameplay-discussion

[vague bobcat]

hmmm

man, ik that a battlesuit wont come until far later down the road

and that's considering that it may come

[stark sleet]

whose battlesuit

[vague bobcat]

Leiyah's ( i hope i spelt it right)

like the goddess version

[fair talon]

Leylah

[vague bobcat]

leylah, thanks

[vague bobcat]

i get those 2 mixed up </3

but yeah it'd be nice

[night narwhal]

i open yt on the side while doing the event

[vague bobcat]

i lwk ight as well play tf2 while i "afk" that event

since i finally got my steam acc back

[unique scarab]

Tbh I dislike this event because there’s no actual skill to it. Like I just load random bullshit these days

And then t1 every time

[vague bobcat]

that too

[unique scarab]

Like some strats are better than others

[night narwhal]

i just get bored of turn based events

[unique scarab]

But you have to be throwing to not guarentee t2

[night narwhal]

and card events

[obtuse glen]

Isn't it if you failed 3 time?

[night narwhal]

the only exception was the 7.9 event it felt different

[vague bobcat]

which i do, cuz honestly, it ends quicker if i throw

</3

[unique scarab]

Lmao

[crisp briar]

all feel different going by that

[vague bobcat]

hmmm
i might boot up my pokemon black while i do this event tbh

[fair talon]

yes 3 times

but the ban seems to be for life

[night narwhal]

i know but that wasn't boring

unless you don't like card games at all

hmm actually the spaceship event wasn't bad either

[obtuse glen]

Damnn.

How was ur exam btw?

[fair talon]

I'm bald now

[night narwhal]

still part of it was just throw random cards

[fair talon]

but I passed

[obtuse glen]

Nice...congrats 🤝 ramram

[night narwhal]

[fair talon]

it genuinely feels like I'm out of prison

[obtuse glen]

[unique scarab]

[fair talon]

not trying to put pressure on myself, but my honkai duties will have a LOT more time now

[vague bobcat]

welp

[waxen comet]

[vague bobcat]

someone got hacked, yikers

[stark sleet]

oh nice

this is the uh uh 6th??

[unique scarab]

Why’s it always the same scam lmao

[stark sleet]

oh is it s e v e n

[waxen comet]

7th for me i think?

[stark sleet]

67

[unique scarab]

Haha hilarious

[stark sleet]

free money dont mind me

i've gotten like 20k usd from them now

[vague bobcat]

mods, curse his luck where will permanently need max pity to obtain every unit and equpiment starting next patch

[stark sleet]

yall just too mid to get free money from uh who was the one that gave it away

[plain raven]

That scam is so annoying, you are only seeing 0.1% of what we deal with.

[unique scarab]

I’m sure lmao

[fair talon]

i can imagine

[stark sleet]

i'll make it harder for you

time to spam fake scam links

[waxen comet]

so, theres alot more worse than that?

[stark sleet]

i've been honing my skills

[fair talon]

i wish those people who do these kind of things only the worst tbh

[stark sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-it's-mid-cat-it's-mid-it's-peak-gif-1919404845614332207

[fair talon]

for any reason

[waxen comet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[stark sleet]

hot pillow, on both sides

[elfin glacier]

what happened?

[vague bobcat]

honestly same, considering its a way people are racist to me at times </3

[plain raven]

It's a scam that only populates because of people, who weren't taught not to click suspicious links, they are handing phishers their discord token, turning them into part of a botnet

Ridiculous lack of basic online security

[unique scarab]

Yeah

[stark sleet]

the "oh my god i got free money" scam thing

[elfin glacier]

ah

[stark sleet]

hey its free money smh

[unique scarab]

You can tell those links are fake because if someone was actually giving out real money then nobody would be telling you about it

People would just take that shit themself

[plain raven]

It gets really nasty, when this tactic is also used to steal people's Steam accounts, on top of their Discord

[vague bobcat]

i mean its only understandable if you get access to internet the first time but even then u at least have 1 online friend who tells you "yo dont click on sus links before checking it"

[stark sleet]

not even a friend, random strangers will tell you that

i mean, do you even need to be told not to click on random links

[vague bobcat]

yeah
well online friends are strangers to a degree

[fair talon]

imagine schools would teach that shit instead of just....ms office

[plain raven]

Thing is, my school did

I learnt about this when I was barely 6

[stark sleet]

hey a professor flexed her excel and google docs handling skills to my class

and holy shit it was like watching magic

[fair talon]

holy shit can i send my kids there?

[vague bobcat]

they only teach u that shit towards the end of highschool </3 for me

[unique scarab]

Your schools taught you things?

[fair talon]

best we got was html, robot carol and databases in theory only

end of 10th grade

[stark sleet]

i learned how to fry chicken from my geography teacher lmao

[plain raven]

A primary school made around farmlands, and I was still taught the dangers of the internet

1999 btw

[vague bobcat]

yeah, it thought mthat i should tell next gen not to date earlier ✌️😂

[stark sleet]

ok old man

[oak schooner]

ches nirv?

[fair talon]

more advanced than schools in <2016

[vague bobcat]

tbf aaround my 9th grade i was already giving international board exams

anywho, idk how this affects sirin's legacy though

[stark sleet]

no

[oak schooner]

rip u'dve t50 p sure

ss cx s2 vita

wait no hfi

eh double cora works for high ranks right

[terse spruce]

1 week sleeping

Time to get back my trophies

[tropic stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z1dAaRLCi4

kiana

mei

[plain raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855208962047868958/1365087858184159322/2241ad84481cec559ad0b594509ff467163023017.gif

[tropic stump]

im not like that

a not so smart person would fall for a trap like that

luckyli i am very smart

and would nev-

oh shiny thin-

whops

[plain raven]

https://tenor.com/view/raidenyou-gif-25501748

[tropic stump]

pointing at others is a big nono

[obtuse glen]

[worldly bear]

Kiana is the reason i could keep going in highschool

She ll always have a special place in my heart

[tropic stump]

Our hearts

[plain raven]

Kiana didn't exist when I was in High school

[quick panther]

kiana exists from like 2011

so maybe

[plain raven]

I graduated before

[quick panther]

old as fuck then

[plain raven]

🌬️

[coarse kiln]

i graduated before kiana too

[plain raven]

Oldies unite

[coarse kiln]

back in my day we had to get through high school without kiana

[hearty crypt]

I feel like a TikTok kid now

[formal badge]

[fringe smelt]

Yeah im drained now

Only like 5 more potential free characters

And yeah LV wish i can get her already