#offtopic-discussion
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what the dog doin
Eaten.

My teacher is on crack, deadass gave me 2 packets for Christmas break with a bunch of questions
Is his last name, White? 🙂

Valdez

the bird
sue pfp 🥺
yes
^
The w
chicken nugget on legs

Real speed
Hello RyK.
forg
Hello Milyen, user of the Official Isle discord server, aswell as Sue the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
awful looking rex btw
hmm do you hear something?
🇷🇺
But ya gotta work on it, we are only slowing ya down
I have no idea what I’m reading
it does this when you open it in a browser
No need to flex on us simple minded folk
ngl I've learned all of this in the last 3 days because I didn't do my homework all semester (because it's not due till the last day) so I'm speed running my HTML class and working on finals.

So you just write all that stuff from scratch??
Because if so that is very impressive
Do as I say not as I do:
Do your dang homework and turn it in
It tells me like "create a box that is x dimensions with x background color then do another box with x dimensions ect inside it" and I try to do it without looking at the answer first
My small mind can’t even comprehend coding
I went through college doing the nice things like psychology and history but not the big brained things like IT and shit
ah html is actually really easy but it looks confusing when you don't know what you're looking at
Clearly I have no knowledge of coding at all
I couldn’t even work scratch when I was a wee lad in lower school
no idea what that is x)
the closest thing we had to computer classes was "here's how you change your font in word" "here's how you make a new slide in power point"
Killed me when I had to learn excel for work
Word is really boring but PowerPoint just seems to have that fun factor that none of the other Microsoft softwares seem to have
ya I had a class last semester for all the microsoft programs learned alot of stuff
I learned stuff about making AI, was it fun? yes, was it useful? kind of i guess
idk how to physically code ai but I know some concepts thanks to watching a bunch of youtube videos
I would love to learn coding so I could do something interesting with my time rather than gaming
I can make a really angry Teno Ai if i had the model
Aren’t they already angry enough?
Like really angry as in chase you as soon as you are in its line of sight
Ah, that kind of angry
Or i can make something move in a circle a bunch
well, HTML and CSS is more for writing websites but is useful as a introduction that's easier to wrap your mind around. I'm struggling with python and it's supposed to be baby programming T-T
offtopic
I did make a set of code once that just set the words on screen saying “would you like to open your present?” And if you typed yes it would just say “it was socks” and then close itself
You'd think so wouldnt you
So many complicated terms make me cry
Hey at least its harder than C#
I think you smell (bad)
wait python is harder than C#?
I learned C# in school and it was pretty easy, dunno if thats because i was an aspiring young person or if it was just easier
No need to flex on us with your superior genius
idk I'm having trouble just remembering how to write loops
I'm great at print statements though!
You've only breached the surface of pain...
you havent even encountered bugs that you cannot for the life of you find yet
bro I've gone through arrays and just learned object oriented programming. Loops was like lesson #2 I have no idea what I'm doing
It only gets worse
I spent 2 hours trying to figure out why my things weren't working then realized I forgot to assign a class for the class I was referencing

I have no idea what any of this means! Woo hoo
Lullll
when you assign a class you're telling the program "Hey this is called name" and then you can tell the program to look at name except I forgot to give the thing a name so the program was like "wtf is name it doesn't exist! -breaks-"
Yo you trying to put this in the rightful and normal place or you trying to put in in ms paint?
Pls no i dont want to see racism
thaty why i lo ve crab game
Wait a second...
It’s like talking to a baby
a really, really stupid baby
Hey, it’s trying it’s best don’t be mean
it's really not let's be honest
computers are so dumb you have to literally spell everything out and if you forget a single comma or parenthesis it doesn't work
If it were trying its best it would know that i want it to loop not to write a line >=/
Also it would know that i want 90% of my stuff to be "console." Why would it not 
Ah yes, complicated coding words I get you
learning to program is learning just how useless computers really are until someone comes in and tells it what to do
Its learning how much pain it takes to do anything with anything
literally can't even turn on without programming telling it "hey electricity is here time to run startup"
Yo pc i need you to do 800 things before i can even start can you do that by default?
" "
Stupid program
because
I used to be like "Oh wow computers are so amazing they do all this stuff I can't even comprehend how it could be done it's like magic!"
Now it's more like "wow it's so complicated but also not nearly as cool as I imagined it would be"
You lose the cool part like 2 hours in
If i had image perms i would post an image of something painful (sorry i just gotta complain every 20 lines its the job)
"ya so actually everything is just on and off signals which translates into 0's and 1's which forms strings of numbers called binary and each string of 8 numbers makes different numbers and letters which you can use to write code which creates processes and programs that quite literally tell the computer exactly what to do"
that being "fatal error"
Dont forget that the alphabet is numbers on a scale of 1-124
"oh and also your physical memory is literally teeny tiny physical grooves carved into a freaking disk that gets translated into 0's and 1's by a tiny light"
ASCII will be the death of you
It is the most painful.. Brutal.. Endless experience you will ever go through
eh actually ascii isn't too bad I just look up what I need I'm not going to memorize everything
literally just © is @
Not that hard
Its really painful if you use a programming environment and cant tab to google lol
just need a little chart that says what all the codes are it's like writing down the minecraft recepies
XD
physical paper is pretty great ;P
but I get that, not being able to google what you need is a pain
like if I had to take a test with no notes for ascii I would be screwed
I had to do that for a end of topic one once
gave up like 2 pages in
luckily didnt count for anything
But apparently we needed to know this "203 CB Ë "
Dunno why i needed to know wut E with an accent was but it is what it is
idk what any of that is x)
far too confusing lul
sorry
don't make me stop creating updates to your firmware
I learned music theory in High School and got 2nd chair flute wind symphony (highest band out of 7 ensembles of 40-80 people each in my school) by sight reading my entire audition
get on my level

would have gotten 1st chair if I had learned the music beforehand
I am 😎
I applied (years ago) as a pianist and organist for Saint Mary's Cathedral College (high school)
They accepted me.
I denied.
lmao nice
Why? I'm not going to take 2 hours to get to school every morning and night
Now to teach music for the rest of my life 
What age range?
Australian High Schools.
grade 7 - 12
oof
It's fun.
I have a few schools I want to try out over the years
was literally about to say I wouldn't teach to anyone under 13 cause half the kids are being forced by their parents and don't care T-T
Most kids below 13 don't care honestly
7-12 grade isn't so bad if that translates to the same range in the US
I can't deal with anymore children
I already tudor them
think age 12 to 18
ya that's about what I was thinking nice
Our High Schools are basically a combination of US Middle and High Schools in one
I think that's how most schools around the world are tbh, they have a kind of middle-high school mix then a "cram school" that teaches the last year or two of high school before going into "university"
or so I've heard
but anyway
what's the concept most kids struggle with? I could never memorize the modes
Yeah, most school systems either have 5 or 4 levels of school
what topic? 
ya what music topic
ah, we're still talking about music
yes I jumped back kind of randomly to that sorry
lol
but seriously how does anyone memorize this shit:
Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian
Like "ok guys what mode is this song in" idfk it's in the key of G minor and I didn't miss any notes wtf do you want from me
I hate music theory xD
I mean, if you're talking about the actual concepts of music.
We basically teach 7 concepts of Music:
Pitch, duration, texture, Tone colours, structure, dynamics + expressive techniques and Unity + contrast .
I find the hardest within most students basically contain a mixture of describing pitch at a higher level (rather than, the main melody rises in steps), alongside actually implementing ALL 7 concepts of music into one question
this is also, not surprisingly, my approach to programming
ah, Modes 🙂
ah that makes sense
sorry I need a minute to type out an actual response
still mad about modes
I remember my band teacher talking about texture in music and everyone is like ???? but it makes more sense when someone explains it and you hear what it means though someone playing it on an instrument rather than just the textbook definition. I've found it works similarly with most musical concepts and terms, they make a bunch more sense when you hear what they mean rather than reading about it
I really love texture and tone colour.
Really fun
like "wtf does tone color mean" "what do you mean play warmer play colder" and it's all about the exact type of sound you're going for where warm sounds more whole and deep and cold is rigid and sharp
and funnily enough it helps create that exact tone color by making your breath warmer and colder too x)
Exactly.
How you play really does adjudicate a lot into music
sadly, I cannot do this with a piano
ya piano would be more like playing with soft hands vs hard hands kind of
I also play piano but am too lazy to really play piano
even the piano itself changes it's own base tone colour
how often it gets played, the ambient temperature and humidity in the room, how well it's kept up with tuning, the materials it's made of, AND it's age
All the factors outside of the actual person can make a big difference
like it doesn't matter how good you are if the piano is rusty and out of tune in the middle of a rain storm ;P
More newer pianos (mainly grands) are a lot more rich and mellow.
Where older, more Honky Tonk pianos, can be quite piercing
then you have register 😎
lol
pitch
by honky tonk do you mean the upright pianos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdD5oAhOgfs
think old 20/19th century pianos
0:02 🎵"Cruella DeVille" excerpt ("HonkyTonk Pedal" disengaged) 🎵
0:27 🎵"Cruella DeVille" excerpt("HonkyTonk Pedal" engaged) 🎵
0:52 🎵"The Entertainer" excerpt - Scott Joplin 🎵
1:30 🎵"The Star Spangled Banner" (inspired by Rachmaninoff's arrangement) 🎵
2:48 🎵"Love and Marriage" (inspired by Mrs. Mills' arrangement) 🎵
To see how the pedal mod was ...
basically pianos that still use ivory
more newer Upright Pianos are quite bright, rich but less mellow and romantic as Grand Pianos
I love Grands.
Better to play more classical music on them
that's cause grands and baby grands have the space to really let the sound resonate
pretty much
uprights are compact so it's harder to get really rich and full tones out of them
Hmm, music discussion
out baby grand is 
it doesn't get enough love but dang the piano tuner LOVES coming over and playing it after tuning it every year
being a piano tuner is a good job
if you know what you're doing
lmao yes
I've been eager to learn how to properly tune a piano.
Good money.
A bunch of people in my area have pianos
Image perms moment
You should have abided the rules. 
lol
I posted too many magys 
You're gonna want to stop complaining about that. It doesn't bother me because I'm really good at ignoring things, but it does bother other people.
very good money and free captive audience 
:TI_Amused:
I once tried to learn piano, its fun at first but then after like 4 months you remember that you have no reason to do it
I get that, and it's entirely possible the mute may not be permanent but it definitely won't go away any time soon if you keep complaining about it
And I get to meet the girls my Mother teaches

You either enjoy or don't enjoy piano.
If you lose interest, don't play.
but if you REALLY love it.
You feel that connection within- play more
You either smart fella or a fart smella
I have a few students who are like both.
Some who love and some who don't love it
both parties enjoy the piano.

I used to love playing piano until every time I sat down to practice or play my brother would scream at me to stop. Then turns around to play as loudly as possible with no regard to what anyone else in the house may be trying to listen to (real music, the tv, literally anything else aside from his mindless bashing at ffffff on the piano)
I mostly play Ben Folds Five songs these days 
I love glissandos.
My fingers are always red and in pain
Same thing with the flute I so much as play a whisper and it's "NO STOP I CANT HEAR THE TV" then he turns around and tries to do riffs on the freaking saxophone
lol
I'm just glad I'm in my own little band.
Not a cover band, but a proper ||rare|| band that makes original music!
there's a reason I had to sight read my band audition 
lol
ooo nice! what kind of music do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwFBshjGe8I
Nothing like current music
Music video by Ben Folds Five performing One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces. (C) 1997 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
we're basically taking inspiration from Ben Folds Five, Beatles, Heuy Lewis and the News, Supertramp
A bunch of piano, drums, bass.
Alongside Alto Sax
nice!
Yeah.
I'm currently in the middle of being the producer and Saxophonist.
It's fun.
We've got around 12 songs for an album.
We'll record everything at the end of the year.
Just finishing the basic layouts of everything
it's a good style to be going for, alot of recent popular music is all pop but the style yall are going for is much more fun imo
then
Lyrics. The best part 
We're doing what we love.
Trying something different within the current position of music
everywhere I go is just that same BLOODY snare beat in modern pop songs and rap
it's all about the formula
gotta stick to the formula everyone likes the hot beat just put a different tempo and lyrics over it noone will notice
lol
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Dapper iggy
Update 7
How do I play the gigantoaursurus on the evrinma version?
heya! its not in that version yet. you cannot play giga yet
yes u cannn
Why.
I WANT TO PLAY GIGANTOSAURUS.
Eye
A fellow dilo main.
Ok
What
lunatic
Says the acro main
maniac
I think he likes dilophosaueus
I like dilophosaurus. Dilo best dino
Are you sure
Wholesome dinosaur memes!😁
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I will delete all your islebucks.
Good
XD XD NO MORE BATTLE PASS LOLOLOLOOLO
The Isle Economy
Ur mother
am i based?
No
thanks
cradily omegalul
i just think its neat
respect because sableye + jolteon + beedrill + maractus
totodile is pretty based though feraligatr is epicer imo
thanks
cradily +15 social credit
jolteon is my favourite Pokemon in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JodU-FGakG8
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cant wait to watch no way home
same
yes
same. this is the first time i’ve gotten a movie ticket for release day since the force awakens.
tfw the movie comes out for me on Friday but people are already seeing it
America sucks
piracy
why isn’t the american movie releasing here first 😔
Well idk if its early showings, some countries are playing the movie like 2 days ahead of America delete america
idk
Just avoid social media until then honestly.
I'm staying away from everything
except here because obligation and such
I've been on the marvel leaks reddit so I know a lot of what's in it (because I'm like that) but I dont want to know how that stuff is actually gonna play out in the movie
because
America have been postponing every Marvel Movie in Australia
so- I hope the America can wait one more day
I find 60+ is added nonsense.
agree
if my PC is stable 60FPS.
I'm happy
same. i honestly don’t notice an issue if mine drops to 40.
why cant rdr2 be consistent fps wise 
because big game
for years i played the isle on a dinky laptop that gave me like 10 fps
also, because cities use a lot more assets.
i get 60 fps most of the time but than rockstar will pull a rabbit out the ass and boom 28 fps
ah yeah fair
i get like 90+ in the isle now tho. and rdr2 drops to 30 whenever i walk in snow 
I just prefer anywhere that isn't Saint Denis
I'm just glad my 3070 actually works 
animal violence !!!!!!
You
what if the
its ok
should be
real
mayhaps
Angy
very angy
pretty much, captive bred ones kinda tame out but will still readily bite. wild caughts will just do stuff like this.
😭
sounds like my puppy
your dog must be a demon 
ready to bite and be manic
she's a lil terror honestly
cute but she loves to cause trouble when she can
she's hardwork but I love her
she has grown
lanky
e🅱️ic
what the dog doin
what the dog doin
what the dog doin
why are you roleplaying
aliens218 rper confirmed
Open YouTube and literally the first video in my face is Spider-Man spoilers in the title and thumbnail, love the internet so much 
Same bruh
✊😔
lmao yes
@limber grove did you leave or did someone kick you out of Bodacious? Just curious, sorry
I left
Wasn't vibing with me
ah k
Me visiting ur mom
thanks
rekt
there is a reason to keep a consistant sleep schuedule as the less sleep you have the more your brain deteroites as protective coating protecting nerve ends wear thin
your brain operates of electro chemical signals after all and it uses, well lets say natural lubricant to make sure that doesnt damage your nerve ends
since thinking is litterally electricity hoping from 1 nerve end to another
whoever over the "day" the lubricant gets thiner and thiner as its had to withstand constant electrical inputs
eventually the lubricant wears out
this is one of the things that makes us tired and its the reason we get more tired as we go on
without that lubricant our brain runs worse and worse, now various things can mask that like various endorphines however itll sneak up on you eventually
and when that happens if you push yourself beyond that you run the risk of brain damage
note that is an alarmist word but dont worry
it simply means that the nerve endings will recieve burn damage and their functionality is reduced
tldr: not sleeping makes more of an idiot each time
yes
tis why being bad for your health
which should be obvious from the start
Im not sleeping enough
😃
thanks
has anyone here ever heard of "Within a Deep Forest"?
no
Sleep enough next time then
By the way, since I've been asked.
To those who're stressing themselves if they're ruining their brain to a massive degree. You're fine.
It's not so much so that you're literally rotting your brain.
Just make sure to sleep when you can, or when you should.
so no idea if it's that much different compared to the original. doesn't have the tail but based on all the feedback i got. i'm ok with this so far
@clever bear It's a Stoat from Inscryption lol
Oh, I thought it was a cat's head framed in a slice of bread.
Not my stupid ass thinking it’s a good idea to get close to cygnets while their mama and papa are watching
Colossus design or something else?
something else
When will I gain the ability to attach files again
What chemical substance is the word “lubricant” referencing here? If by any chance it’s myelin, that’s 2,000% not how it works. Demyelination is a process that varies extremely depending on the type of cell it’s occurring within; the myelin of Betz Cells can begin to decay within weeks, while the myelin on the axons of neurons in most sections of the Parietal Lobe can stay, unawakened, through dementia. It’s why most Alzheimer’s patients can still remember childhood songs. It should also be noted that the entire phenomenon of being tired is mental. The body itself doesn’t really get “tired” outside of minor things like the sarcomeres within muscles being damaged from lactic acid, with of course the exception of serious sleep deprivation where tissues begin to lose the ability to repair themselves (obviously, of course, this is talking weeks of no sleep). The consciousness piloting the body is what gets tired. The truth about sleep is we don’t really understand any considerable extent of the evolutionary and scientific significance of it outside of the basic, surface-level things we know about it such as it allowing memories to consolidate, wounds to more rapidly heal, and general mechanisms within both the body and brain to refresh themselves. The majority of things that attempt to explain it in a definitive way are just theories. The best thing that can be said about sleep is that consciousnesses, especially those as delicate and complex as a human’s, really hate not having it. We know the effects of sleep deprivation; with minor amounts of it you find mental fog, drowsiness, fatigue, etc. and with higher amounts of it you find things like hallucinations and organ failure.
The most widely accepted solution to it, from an evolutionary perspective, is that it’s handy to be able to allocate a specific amount of time where the organism will be the least vulnerable (not out searching for a mate or foraging/hunting) to repair and refresh tissues, consolidate memories, etc.
shut the fuck up
^^^
thgabks
❤️ ❤️
Arkos
Tldr; sleep allows your mind to process and sort through information that you collected while awake and get rid of junk info you don't need.
Without sleep you can't efficiently sort through that information and you go crazy after a long enough period

Sleep has multiple functions outside of just sorting info though
Also allows your -
Imbed fail
Also allows your body to rest and recover from the days activities
Also also contrary to popular belief, some dreams have meaning though most are garbage that mean nothing.
The popular belief is very black and white: all dreams mean something or all dreams mean nothing which is false
also gives you an valid excuse to bury oneself under a giant nest of blankets and pillows and gnome plushies
not that you would need an excuse to do that
nerds
Common dreams that tell you you're stressed, feeling anxious, and/or struggling with something:
-
Flying but always crashing and getting tangled in things
-
Not prepared for a test/interview
-
Naked in public
-
Teeth falling out
No u
my dreams often aren't dreams these days, but sometimes they get so weird/interesting i try to document down what i remember
I dream about the isle 🥰
A good portion of my dreams is me dying horrifically 👍
A good portion of my dreams are not even about me
Are content creators just youtubers or are other social medias a thing for that too?
Dreams couldn’t be me
There are some artists who are CC idk about social media
ye like Dalt, he just makes charts
Oh thats cool that artists count too! Im assuming that they are more dedicated isle artist and make emotes and such for the server?
some make size charts etc
I didn't become a CC because of size charts though
I kinda started a movement for 7 hours
and then punch dropped in and gave me CC, just a bunch of shitty MS paint drawings got me here
he made alot of icons
I started making size charts because I thought what nova did was cool.
and they were all amazing
They were horrendous but it was really funny
you might think they're terrible but they're 
I think it is kinda sad that one of my favourite days was just spent in this place drawing for random strangers
but also funny
doing kind acts and making people happy is a good thing I wouldn't be upset about it
it always makes me really happy when I make someone genuinely happy from something I posted
yeah
LOL! (Im laughing at you)
It's you
I also created the cursed piece of shit that is a hairy mono, but we don't speak of that
LOL! (I’m also laughing at you)
Spam dming you
No
Give me a moment the pictures are taking forever to send
@soft nacelle sent gore to my DMs
Yea
just imagine a mono painted in MS paint, then I added hair to it
Ban me
it’s about devour
it’s stay power
we dev
devour drive
we
w
we
hun
we hungry
^^ see a doctor
s
stay devour st
stay drive
The drive
@rough hollow apologize
I’m sorry
I didn’t know what I was thinking Lord Grand Master Foster
Yea

BOSSter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea
why did my art go down such a shit crusted drain, this is the kinda shit i used to draw and now its just shitty doodles with big cartoony eyes
Fartkos
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What happened to the 90s wacky art 
no the whacky art is my current art style
i used to draw cool realist dinos but i cant do it anymore
The wacky is taking over
I'm new to the isle
not true
(I just closed my eyes, picked a random message and typed not true)
Foniu were you even here for that, I have a real bad memory.
I do indeed remember the blue allosaurus
the (blue allosaurus) allosaurus
Pesky allo?
Why is he blue and how did he get blue
Stfu allo main
I think I only were there when they had your pfp's
I wasn't active on islecord at that time
Islecord lore
islecord felt different back then, that’s for sure
islecord felt different when raven (I mean the giga main teen titans pfp raven), bluedragonny, azure and some more ppl were there
@zinc violet Titan
Same

Whats the Light level
it kinda sucked and was also great
Ah yes just made him and he’s “1346”
Bluedragonny is cool, although people despised him
lmfao
Marine, I think the better question is; "Where the fuck did your gun go?"
I talk with him regularly, not sure why everyone hated him until he told me his stories with islecord
you were there at that time?
heracle 
Bro i've been here for way longer than i'd like to admit
I liked him when I was still active there
and I joined relatively recently compared to people like d'art.
I've been in both Islecords longer than Dalt.
I’m still super noob I joined when Dalt was already purple
how long
wouldn't you like to know
My broke Titan is 1332 and he’s my main albeit I haven’t played in a century since Forsaken’s release and got back into it not to long ago
doomer kinda, i cant read
3 almost 4 years ago for me
We had a model of the Jurassic Park Velociraptor. It was never going to be in game, but it was well made.
being in the islecord for a considerable amount of time isn’t a good thing
^^
Hi
hello
Fulgore you’ve been in here for a while too right
It got way better, having fun with the lads with the new content
You guys should have seen the last Islecord. Dondi would roast the shit out of d-bags, it was always fun to see. Now, they just pop back up every time something happens.
I remember when the BoB dev was in the last Islecord. That guy was an asshole.
Im getting the 30th anniversary stuff on Christmas
Gjallahorn here I come 
Man, so many fun memories of the last Islecord...back when TheAirConditioner was an Isle youtuber...
I feel old.
You are
I'm only 22.
old
As of...7 days ago.
yoo
woo
Dude it's sooooo good
D'Artagnan the Birthday boy
Halo Infinite released on my b-day, probably the best birthday gift I've gotten.
The Forerunner gonna either get nerfed or stay OP because its a Collab
Also 22 is proportionally old
yeah dalt is 13
Haha
I will demolish you, you know I could.
I'm pretty sure you couldn't
Man, old Islecord. A lot of you guys would've fit right in there.
I think I could.
*9
explain
29*
I was going to make a no animals in distress joke but then I realised people are taking me very literally today
You see, I have more reach, you may be taller by 5 or so centimeters but I have 13 meter long arms.
I think the only one from the old days here is Bhaltair. He used to have an Isle library of concept art and old models.
pretty sure he still does.
yeah but I still have legs
I remember when Anthomnia first joined. Back when he did actual Isle news and not clickbait.
(this guy doesn't know I can hover)
(this guy doesn't know I didn't mean kicking)
fun fact: gravity compresses your spine, so if you go into space for like a week or two your spine will decompress and you will get taller. But after some time back on earth it will compress again.
(this guy doesn't know I meant kicking while hovering)
what else would you do with legs
I think they'll keep it OP. The whole update is about celebrating Halo and it would be in poor taste to nerf it lol
(this guy doesn't know I was attending races in school back in the day and I still have an ok time on 100 meters run)
...go running, dancing. Walking along down those...what's that word again? Streets
Fun fact: Fighterjet pilots are only allowed to use the emergency chute chair or whatever it is called once or twice because your spine gets pushed into itself and you get shorter by about 1 centimeter
ouch
how would you play gears of war? gears are inanimate objects 😂
(This guy thinks that I can be defeated by mere kicks)
oh wtf
(this guy still thinks I meant kicking)
(this guy still doesn't know he means kicking)
(I don't)
(this guy thinks he can kick)
Imagine kicking.
(This was made by the hovercraft gang)
skating is scary
why
I am horrible at it, I have a friend who tried to get me into it but I fell and borderline busted the back of my head open, that was a fun hospital call
I love skating but my ankles are pronated so I can't inline skate or ice skate without special braces or I risk severe threat to breaking my ankles
Are we talking like...skating games?
D:
art no, skating irl
(and they don't make special braces)
Because I had a shit ton of fun with the Tony Hawk game on the Xbox, where you could make your own maps.
oof
I just skate with the dumb 4 wheel skates and look like a child, it's chill
we were skating today with class, and even tho I haven't done it for like 4 or 5 years after 15 minutes it was pretty fun
wait what, wheels?
I like walking walking is safe
wait are you talking about ice skating?
yes
Bro
lmao
Ice skating is really fun.
it is
I’ve never done it
For roller skating. I like ice skating but can't do it cause of my ankles
I only have one slightly traumatising memory of ice skating but it is great once you can get to quick speeds.
Dude, fucking...people still call me Art, even after all these years. Just call me Dart. I've been here since the old Islecord and Tartarus.
crin
Art
Respect your elders.
D’Art
No
it's the apostrophe
It's how it's been spelled in the 3 Musketeers
Our towns only roller rink shut down sometime back
cause ain't nobody calling you "D"
hey d
People have even just called me Tag. Just Dart.
Would I get away with calling D'art; big D?
Oh God no
I don't think so

Cri, permission to kick Dalt?
permission granted
I got my steeltoed boots for such an occasion
yeah, today I fell down only once
twice if you count my friend tackling me with full force cuz he always rides on full speed but doesn't know how to stop or turn properly
falling isn't traumatising
to be fair I don't know how to stop either
yeah, it's actually funny when you fall
seeing a guy lose his finger is traumatising
I usually just go toward a wall or railing and grab on to it to stop
oof
or just coast till I stop
I have worn VERY thick gloves every since 3rd grade because I have never once felt such terror before
Like there was sooooooooo much blood, I have no fucking clue how humans have so much blood in them.
Man, you guys have never seen welding injuries.
same, but the problem is that he always go on full speed, and it's always like OOH FUCK WATCH OUT
I fell on my butt rollerskating in grade school and bruised my tailbone so bad it was almost fractured
sure... sure.

I've seen someone burn his arm so bad that he had to go to the hospital. Ever smell burnt Human flesh before? It smells like barbecue.
A good barbecue or bad batbecue
I like tutel
Seen a grinding blade fly off and nearly take off someones leg before. That is not pretty.
Yeah, welding injuries have always seemed... kinda horrific
@somber wraith
I skinned both my knees practically to the cartilage on a gravel path when I was 8. I proceeded to go find my teacher with blood dripping down my legs and tell her "I think I need to go to the nurse" then sat in the nurse's office for like 15 min while she used tweezers to pick the gravel out of my kneecaps
It doesn't matter. The fucked up part is that at first...it smells good.
thanks
That is what keeps you up at night.
The (the) child trauma from accidents
Ur welcome
oh I didn't have any trauma from that I think it's pretty funny actually
hmm i see
I mean, dealing with industrial classed machines is just not fun in my eyes
I am scared to deal with regular saws because of me just... not being good around sharp things
Milyen sees
so dealing with something like a bandsaw is a nightmare to me
And that is why, my dear children, you wear goggles and don't fuck with the machines for fun.
what I do have trauma from is people who think edging their sidewalk means creating a 2" void between their lawn and the sidewalk. Deathtrap for young kids on bikes. I thought I was going to die
Do you think we'd know if we were eating human meat in our daily foods?
on god?
We could find out, but we'd probably not fully know.
please no I don't want to go down that rabbit hole. Also it's against FDA regulations
wait really?
Well, your taste buds can tell the difference between different meat products, so most likely, you'd tell the difference immediately.
apparently people taste alot like pork
Nope
Alligators taste like chicken...which is funny, because birds and crocodilians are related
but again, against FDA regulations. So unless you're getting your meat from shady people you aren't an unwilling cannibal
If I had the opportunity to try human meat I would
Leave
Leave
Chip no.
Like, if somebody offered it to me I’d do it

dude
Ive watch like this detective show where like a school's cafeteria was a scene for a crime because the canned soup they used they found like human parts

To clarify its a fake show
Pretty sure they got a easter eggs of Halo in the game as well
was about to ask if it was fictional
Yeah its fake but i still think about it. Can't eat soup because of that stupid show lmao
Wanna get really freaked out go watch 60 minutes
60 minutes?
Oh I've seen that a few times
dw I don't ever want to do anything because I watched monsters inside me when I was 12
God I fucking hated that show
YO SAME. I was obsessed with animal planet and would wake up at 4-5 in the morning just to watch shows like river monsters and stuff
I like watching ghost tv shows when I was like 7 yrs old and couldn't go to sleep afterwards.😀
it's a popular US program where CBS (the news station) investigates all kinds of shit
I remember I used to be addicted to finding Bigfoot 
Hmm, I see.
Did... did you like watch it seriously or just because it was funny?
That was my favorite show. One of the main reasons I couldn't fall asleep at night
I watched it seriously but I was like 6 
Oh
I watched a few episodes of finding bigfoot then realized the entire show is clickbait so I stopped watching
Literally men screaming into the woods for hours
OG Ghost Hunters was great
I remember I was like I don't know 10 I got an ipod and downloaded a werewolf tracker app
I watched those shitty megalodon videos on youtube when I was like 10 or 11 so I can't judge
Ghost adventures was stupid
especially the early episodes where Zach acts all edgy and mysterious. He gets less cringe in later seasons
Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives on Discovery Channel
Wow go in old building and say something and ghost will respond! Totally not fake
I like watching finding Bigfoot. 👣
I like that youtube series about those guys that investigate like myths and legends and ghosts. Somthing about "goatman im dancin on your bridge"
Never saw that one actually.
along with other hit titles from Animal Planet like Mermaids: The Body Found, and Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real
lmao is that the same guy who does the "demon!? DEaMoN!?"
YEAH LMAO
dude cracks me up
As a biological veiwpoint, bigfoot was probably made from a bear with mange
Remember when Discovery channel did that huge special on mermaids and everyone was freaking out thinking mermaids were actually real because they missed the beginning where they said the whole documentary was fake
He's just a funni monke who likes to bang against trees with rocks at 3 am
Mmm monke
bigfoot was a furry
Source
heacanon
the one with the sea monkeys theory 
Time to draw Ben
I watched it when I was younger. My sister and I cried at night from nightmares
lol
Xd lamo
Dinosaurs aren’t real either
Ok
I just remembered this show I watched on the history channel a while back it's called swamp beast. I think. It's basically finding bigfoot but instead of bigfoot it's a wolfman thing.
@rough hollow hi
hello
how the fuck do i trim audio on windows media player
skill issue
This shit had me convinced
<3 
@blazing wagon
you're not a part of this
@blazing wagon
CT
Any gamers?
Hello I’m new
well
hello, you can play tictac toe with awez
I played last time, SOMEONE has to step up and play Nick Tac Toe
NO SLEFIES
@blazing wagon ok
Member initiation
Who wants free islebucks
wait is the 2009 in your name the year you were born?
Yes
Uhhh
welp
Look I play the isle all the time

No gamers 
gacha life pfp
you have to be atleast 13
no tic tac toe for you
What Gilbert said
Ignored again, Awez
I’m almost 13
I'll play with you awez
(not, that's disgusting)
This is my life now
Loser
The humble god gamer
L + ratio + I fell off
I have gamingbeaver merch
young man better
Come. Again next year
- fell of the curve
Skill issue
OH NAW
Wait isnt disc minimum age 14?
No
I think
Get out of here, isle players are here.
nope, 13
Oh
That's a gamer move
NO SLEFIES
wtf 
I have the power of God and anime on my side.
harriet what have you done
I haven't done anything tf
SAOULZOD
dammit harry 
I can't even do anything. I'm retired
Xd skill issue
sure, "retired"
Saoulzod was here
Snitchiet
Awez
looks like we have a mole
I didn't snitch 😠
A
Thicc
what a chonker xD
Shut up gilbert
probably gonna get like 13 upvotes on reddit
Isle reddit
there's this really cool subreddit called r/chonkers
Yoooooo
all the animals are really unhealthy but they give me so much karma
thanks for the gold kind strangers 🙂
Shut up
keanu chungus wholesome 100
Almost 13 is a fat ban tho 
Leave the man alone. He likes dinosaurs just like us.😀 👍
he got kill
How is someone born in 2009 almost 13
Idk
dude
Am I old? Do I need to get a life?
yes
I feel old af, knowing that someone from 2009 is almost 13
Milyen is a child
fake year to be born in
Just don't let people get too close to you kid, turn into a shitposter
no
avoid grooming, and overly nice dino communities. Sad reality that that type of shit is common in these types of games
close
child
wow that doesn't sound true
no you
right?
mfs younger than the Nintendo DS
I refuse to believe such herecy
MFS
I'm denying the fact that people can born after 2000
Probably never played halo 2 bruh!!!!
I was born in 2002
and I remember fucking, having entire halo parties with my bros
prob never played shadow of the colossus 😩
If your favorite game isn’t TitanFall 2 you’re wrong change my mind
But the isle
I was like 9, and our parents would get pizzas and sodas. And 4 of us would play halo
Doesn’t exist
I forgor
titanfall has died
Same
We didn't know how good we had it. Until it was all gone man
A singular hacker literally killed it.
no no, respawn killed it
EA
neglected it like a starved puppy until it died
EA was the one who decided to have it released next to battlefield 1
and new cod game, thing didn't stand a chance
I can only hope Titan Fall 3 becomes a reality
maybe it didn't have the initial attention it deserved but it had a steady playerbase until it got fucked and respawn refused to unfuck it
"titanfall is in our dna!"
"we're shutting down titanfall 1 servers and still refusing to look at titanfall 2"
Hello HARRIET!
I blame EA. EA is a shitty publisher. Remember when they shut down the studio that made dead space because the third one made millions of dollars instead of millions and millions of dollars? @twilit compass
Hi Richard
yeah that was... something
Also kato
HI AWEZ
at least we're getting a remake of sorts
bet
Its a money grubbing company all of their games are riddled with micro-transactions
They shut down the studio that made plants vs zombies because the creator didn't want to make a second game when he found out they wanted to fill it with micro transactions
fired his ass, and all the employees
@robust fox
mfs are crazy
@mild oriole
but yeah, imagine being younger than FOSSIL FIGHTERS???
fuck
WTF is going on
Tic tac toe
@raven ember so last minute I got 2 hours of sleep last night because I couldn't sleep from anxiety about finishing my projects in time
Idk what's up with that tic tac toe game but let's not do that
Okay 
Dead Space is getting a remake.
Oof. Well don't lose sleep
Yeah I know. It's awesome
But that's kinda old news lol
Can't wait for EA to publish a good game. Battlefront 2 fucked them so bad that the US government fucking heavy shotgunned their ass.
Lmao
I did it guys I drew Ben
caramelldansen
A song that is swedish but doesn’t sound swedish
@full patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owEKTfe1Gno
The wasp room...
No
remember when those things existed and you could actually navigate the map
eh, they were hella ugly
At least you wouldnt bleed out
Hop on among us vr
e
It’s about drive
I remember this thing
That was confusing to see as a child
How am I imagine muted but you aren't
@rough hollow
hi
Hello
Goodbye
Oh
PLEASE DON'T GO
I'm already gone
NOOO
oh
um
What
@surreal nacelle your theme song https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
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