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Yeah, I'm gonna pull a MCC on PC and send them a bijillion pizzas to pressure them into launching it
them?
Holy diabetes ๐ญ girl how many of these do you have a day you're always buying more XD
Sugar free
(I think)
What are trying to do right now lol
<-- developer which almost no sence of bad humor
I'm sending you pizza you don't like then smiffe
- you can't
- no ty
Womp
Conan is king
Mornin gjall ๐
lol
Is that you after lunch coffee?
That's me getting back here and wondering all this womping. 
if you know, you know ๐
Morgen gjall
Same
Is "Deep North" released ?
Good morning to you all. I have golf ball sized hail this morning and tornados in the evening. YES! ><
It is released when it is ready. ๐
I can't wait to traverse the Deep North once it comes out.
no
"When is Deep Northโ"
gets zapped by Thor's hammer
worse
you could get ice cubed
You could get "objected".
Can I say "morgen gjall" in the afternoon?
Its Morgen gjall somewhere
Morgen gjall ๐
guten tag gjall
[ waves ]
Sup all you beautiful ppl
He asks at 7:38 AM.
not 7:38 in the UK
what i like saying is "good noontide" around noon
My international go-to is good [local time of day].
My go to is the other person's timezone if it's one person and I know where they're from, and otherwise I base it on my own timezone
hey hey when am i getting the love forsaken
is that like dlc or separate game
shit is fire ngl i need it
judge me all you want you all want it too
it was a april fools thing
The love for the forsaken is already in your heart โค๏ธ
you bet it is
you can bet
Yagluth is ear me out ngl just think
what no no no no non merde
Woah there, kid friendly server
what did i do
yes i forgive you
im sorry i gotta take sometime off discord i dont know since i wont be getting the love forsaken my life has no meaning i gotta rethink i've been waiting for a long time such harsh news really hurt me
Hm.. "google, find the life-gonna-suck-when-you-grow-up song on youtube plz"
Smiffe, you drinking water buddy?
You're awaken, hi Larsi. 
I need to fill in the gaps in my knowledge
wtf bro are you tryna make me off myself or sum
Coffee only
LARSI!
I thought I'd scared you off. I posted and you disappeared for hours lol
Did coffee exist in time period valheim existed?
coffee is a south and central american crop. it migrated to europe at least after columbus
You posted just as it became dinnertime ๐
Steam controller launching soon??
I absolutely need one
My r1 on the wolverine has been broken for years
It existed, but not in the same region
Definitely canโt wait to platinum this game on PS5, I wonder if the trophies will be hard
I just blasted through Windrose, 100% it. Now all I want to do is play the far north.....
anyone here play Sons of the Forest?
played it at a time but not anymore
i'm considering getting it
If youre looking for a game where you play as an invading singular character that takes over the land and builds bases and get stronger through what you eat and gear you craft. A game made in Skรถvde, Sweden, and the name of the game is 7 letters starting with V?
Youre probably looking for Valheim or V-Rising
v rising is pretty cool but crosses my anticolonial and antiextractive lines @u@
want to forget i'm a vampire by not literally being a vampire
Anti colonioal? Youre in valheims discord. Youre colonizing alll of valheim and murdering and enslaving the locals

These poor greydwarves are just defending their forests
i think people like me tho ๐ฅบ

i mean valheim isnt a long term investment for me i'm not going to change my personality for it like i did for minecraft or hytale
v rising
v ris
vriska!!!
Oh...
nice job
I need to cross that 2k lol
I only have more in wow and probably lol
Heyy, so is 1.0 coming out this year?
probably but we can't know for sure
Not confirmed yet.
ayayay... How long has EA been?
Lol, lol.
Since Feb 2021.
Played casually for 16 years on and off
my condolences.
I know, its my cross to bear
did you enjoy Arcane? i've been recommended it but avoid it cuz LoL
Its good. Only thing extra you get out of it as a lol fan are easter eggs
That's a long ol' time. I kinda want to play the game again but only 1.0..
It will be worth the wait. 
All I seem to do is wait
When did you play last time?
ngl subnautica for me is really overated
i have it on epic games never even played more then 10 mins
but then again i havent really had the time to understand the lore
and im a big story captivated person
That's something many suvrival-craft games struggle with. Most of us could probably count on one hand, open world games that had a solid story.
I watched markiplier play subnautica way back in the day, never played it myself
On Xbox some time ago (yesterday XD)
What do they struggle with?
I recently got a PC though and I'd love to play it on there. I also feel 1.0 will bring a lot of changes and may require a new world to see some of them, which is why I'd rather wait for 1.0 than get invested in a new save just yet.
Sounds like heโs saying open-world/survival craft games struggle with having a great story ๐ค
ah right
read it on my phone first
yeah
depth and paceing is my 2 main issues with all the "new" games comming
I don't fall in love with the world, I don't get to care about it at all
it's just a bunch of cool "features" and then the game ended
I think the most modern game Iโve playedโฆ is Eldenring? 2022 ๐ค
Old worlds will be comparatible with 1.0 update if you decided to come back now, since all new content will be generated in unexplored areas.
Unexploded areas, unfortunately. I guess it depends on what they add, but idk what will be added between now and when they get around to 1.0.
There might be possibility for new content added in older biomes too (hypothetically), but since worlds are quite large there will surely be enough unexplored areas for any new content added there.
And leaving current Deep North area fully or mostly unexplored will ensure the content loaded there properly.
I wonder if i can find early axes on my world
Yeah
Im just wondering if theres much meadows that i havent been that close to any more
try it
don't forget to try genloc command
Axe heads don't require using that, but new POI will.
Was mob spawning changed at all? I am mining copper and I'm not getting rushed by the entire forest.
๐ง
IIRC no spawn changes in older biomes.
It's peaceful getting copper like this
If they decided to appear then putting some campfires nearby excavation area keep them away again.
I don't have a problem killing mobs, especially after they added the bear claws, best 2nd biome weapon imo. It's just odd the forest, even at night is almost void of mobs.
This game has mods right? How does that work when playing crossplatform?
Consoles cannot use mods or see modded content.
On PC, you can use mods if you have the non-Steam version but not all mods support non-Steam.
Is 8k instances a lot ๐ค
Eh. Higher range but you shoudnt have issues till around 10-15k
Altho i wanna say more 12-13 to 15k
After playing Windrose, I've realized how unfun the boss fights are in Valheim.
Sick
I'm looking forward to trying windrose. Downloaded it, but busy with other games right now
Any news on the Deep north?
Yeah they workin on it
Fair enough XD
It'll always be posted in #news
Morgen gjall
Morgen y'all 
Howdy Valkyrie
coffee time ๐
so you eventually try it yourself
I have, hard pass
lol
you havent had good coffee then ๐
exactly my thought
or well
coffee that suits your taste
there are smooth blend, dark roats, burn taste etc
Do I go to store today
you already out of viking brew?
Maybe they got some more Viking Berry I can take LOL
HOW BLOODY MUCH DO YOU NEED? ๐
It's never enough, I have 48 right now but I'm a hamster and I can never stop hoarding.
Viking Berry flavor ๐คค
Because you always consume so it always has to be replenished.
Some people restock when it's all empty but eh, I restock as I drink.
may as well make this larger with #
Guten Morgen, Gjall. ๐
yes!
the perfect living space. Away from all forms of coffee and hostile locals
Coffee + Monster Energy?
- meed
Maybe I should buy a dane
Get to choppin!!! 
I wanna eat a creamy dane today
context
lol
like a danish dessert thingy?
Like a Dane person. 
these?
gross
it's just vanilla flower sugar and water you know ๐
Isn't it custard
it's ccalled Danish pastry in english
lol god no
custard is horrible in comparison
custard isn't even like the vanilla cream you buy in store to put on the apple pie ๐
Honey in coffee, honey on the danish bakery, they have a sweet pfp...
what dessert does Subject like?
he likes nothing
My new home island has a boar lorestone and 1 is a 1star boar โค๏ธ
Had to search a bit because I forgot what we call them in my native... Isn't that basically wiener?

winerbrรถd
Tanskalainen leivonnainen
ah, so a hot dog
Viennese bread is another translation. 
jazz music stops
Vietnamese bread? so a bahn mi?
lmao, nice reference
Wiener are sasuages tho
so.. not even close
Wiener/viineri we call it in Finnish.
My cats LOVE chicken hot dogs wieners
wienerschnitzel topped w/ lemon, rรถsti, and salat... with cocacola and swiss mayo
sounds so good right now ๐
RรSTI โค๏ธ
Yaaaass!!!
I think @vocal trout is needed in #suggestion-discussion to explain steam workshop to normal humans. since you are a modder. would you be for or against steam workshop?
๐ 
If we get official modding support then it would be either Mod.io or Steam Workshop.
I wouldn't recommend going there ๐ people blatantly lie there
Yeah, I noped out of there pretty fast.
Plus, release is coming this year (?)
So there isn't much to discuss anyway ๐
Oops
Must have been the wind
Odin just joined the voice channel and left ๐คฏ
Easter egg???
Right now we have Thunderstore for modding but it's third party and they run it like they want.
Just like how Nexus run their platform with agendas and extreme censorship.
So if we can get official support that would be incredible and since we have platforms like Mod.io or Steam Workshop.
Mod.io would probably be preferred since it can be added to consoles while Steam Workshop is... on Steam.
I would be happy with either.
There's a back-and-forth discussion going on in #suggestion-discussion for the past couple hours
Avoiding like the plague
Smart. I'm just reading. ๐ -sips caffeinated beverage-
Bunch of nonsense, all of it
๐ป could be one of those bear moments
Valheim server lore
I'd vote it being a sticker
DAMN, now I REALLY want some creamy danes
Ok that's it, I will go get those creamy danes
context
My brain read that as "crazy" Danes at first ๐ญ๐
I'm going off the scales... from some crazy danes. ๐ถ
Haha the Danish Pastries
Order has now been restored
Mornin gjall ๐
Howdy Valkyrie
Hi guys!!! Iโve been a part of this server for a little bit not long but I havenโt been active due to fighting with Discord about my phone number being linked to another account somehow lolโฆ
Anywayโฆ Im Helios and fairly new to Valheim BUT experienced enough to hold my own!
This server actually looks SUPER friendly and supportive of its members and community!
I LOVE THAT!!!
My wife and I donโt leave the house much except to go to work so the gaming world/ discord lol is how we socialize soooโฆ I hope to meet some like minded people and maybe make some new friends!!!
Howโs everyoneโs night/morning?!?!,
Welcome in! 
sup greggy
Heeeeyyyy! Lol what day in game are you on? It just hit morning but I canโt remember our day lol itโs 400 something ๐
i'd rather not disclose publically ๐
welcome in ๐
Ok cool ๐
Thank you!!! โบ๏ธ
Thank you!!! โบ๏ธ
I wish I could joke and say โget a lifeโ lol but Ive slept maybe a total of only 20 something hours in the past week cus of this game lol ๐ keep up the good work!!!
first time around i probably lost weight cause i forgot to eat
also this world is almost 5 years old
It happens lol my wife @halcyon patio has to remind me to eat lol ๐ but yooo 5 years Thats wild! We havenโt been playing but maybe a couple weeks!?!? Weโre Xbox players though so Iโd imagine PC players been at it since WW2 lol jk but yeah ๐
Do you have OG Mistlands areas with trees and webs found in that world? ๐
yes, next to my 84 crypt swamp
I wish I started earlier to find those. I started Jan 2022. 
portals are crypts, dots are surtling spawners, i think hammers are guck trees
you can just generate a world in the pre mistlands build lol
That's huge.
Hmm true lol.
yeah when mistlands dropped this seed turned it to mistlands halfway down the swamp
It should have been spiders
Some older seeds I have raised some random Mistlands terrain pillars next to some swamps. They look bit fun.
most fun thing about this swamp is that it has a hill in the middle of it that is plains, like a perfect circle
so i cut dug around it so mobs cant get up
and i have a perfect plains farm in the middle of the swamp with no plains mobs
I have had one seed with small plains area in the middle of swamps. Might be my Hard difficulty world.
Lox spawned there first and got aggroed by swamp mobs and I was still on bronze/iron tier stuff. 
Morgen gjall
DRAWBRIDGE HYPEEEEEEE
Drawbridge
womp womp
IronGate is the Moat Valuable Player
The idea was there
No date sad
Is that a new table?
I think were going to be right about it coming out at winter, but wrong about which winter
Here before blues posts ๐ฎ under every drawbridge mention
Hahahahah no way
@scenic wing I didn't even consider this at all
I didn't pay enough attention
wait, those are hammers? I thought those icons are anchor for ships ๐
Naw drawbridges was never something people hated was it
I can't remember at all
I remember everything else though
We have been waiting for a month to see devblog and at end we got a BRIDGE teaser , bruh
drawbridges!
finally!
you don't know how bad i wanted this
excellent
Irongate never misses
W bridge
Subject? I see what you're doing
but will we be able to accidental on purpose catapult friends with it
Hopefully the drawbridges are available in earlier biomes. 
Meatballs with lingonberries as a food option? I can finally die in peace ๐๏ธ
Drawbridge! \o/
any1 got inside info about deep north release date?
cool, a draw bridge, but like, whens the update
surely it doesnt take over 2 years for one update
buddy are you out of your mind thats not gonna happend it will be out in like 1 or 2 months but i need to know what day it will be playable
If we pay attention, theres a LOT of teasers in those pics
Nope, only devs might have an idea when it might come ๐
Done 
it woulde be interesting to see how the existing seeds create the content in the new areas
is there a dev that will share this information to me?
In due time they'll share it publicly
Nope ๐
bro i want this update so badly i finished this game 3 months ago and i want to play it again
Hahaha well, you'll understand after 1 or 2 months. My advice is dont expect too much. We also expected their last anniversary that they will release deep north, turns out it's a nonsense news
they probably don't know anyway. it's really hard to give a hard date in software dev. too many changes and bugs and fixes and vacations push the release date outwards
Then play it again ๐
I am ๐ข
did it 3 times 4th will be overdose
subject complete a run impossible challenge
Only 3 times? ๐
did they ever announce a release date before pushing the new biome to PTB?
um actually I have already
Bears make it more than fun.....My friends run like chickens on fire atm when encountering one.... because we have flint axes ><
Not exact date, no. But range, yep. ๐
there will not be ptb for deep north
really? I've been out of the loop.
Not have been confirmed, just speculation among comunity ๐
If this is anything to go by:
#valheim-chat message
yeah i can see the reason, though the same couldve been said for any of the other releases
Are we waiting for the drawbridge with the deep north biome release?
Or next update?
Why do people think there won't be a PTB for DN?
F%$#@ this crap. No autosave adjustment makes this game just an aggravating piece of excrement. Way to go devs!
Are we really going to get a drawbridge?
Seemingly ๐ yep
just use the save button i learned exists
just save 4head
It autosaves daily and there's a manual save wtf do you want
when deep north comin out ๐ญ
When it is ready. ๐
Oh my, the additional days are piling up today xD
Alright yall!โฆ. What building ideas do you already have in mind for that drawbridge!?!?โฆ.
I might actually make a moat once it comes 
Yooo!โฆ Thats crazy ๐ I was thinking the same thing EXCEPT LOLโฆ I have yet to experiment with how deep you can dig in this game haha
Super excited for the drawbridge!! 
boat bridge for sea castle
replied to the wrong msg, whoops
I always used the Perfect Placement mod to rotate the door and turn it into a drawbridge. I'm happy this is going to be added to the game. Unfortunately it'll only be available after about 90 hours of gameplay hahaha (but that's part of the fun). Thanks devs!
It happens lol how would you go about building a sea castle? If it requires modsโฆ Im on Xbox so I donโt have that Luxury haha
https://valheim.com/news/word-from-the-devs-yeah-that-s-a-drawbridge/
Even 5 years not passed - and they finally made a vanilla draw bridge. But wait a second - 5 years actually passed ๐
-# 5 years passed back in February
I celebrated accordingly!
Pretty heavily suggested and loved suggestion as well ๐ค
It completely slipped my radar to be completely honest
imagine to get the joke lol - never met those ppl ๐
I see a screenshot of a bridge, not a drawing, whats the deal with that? 
Actually very happy for the drawbridge
DRAWWWWWWWBRIIIIIIIDGE!
Mind the character spam please 
Is deep North out yet?
Nope
When's it coming out
In due time traveller. In due time
๐ฌ
I'm wondering what happens when you open the drawbridge when a wolf or other tameable is on it.
Might make for easier trapping to tame.
Probably same as when you close a door while an animal is in the doorway
Oh open? How can they be on it?
๐ก Postpone Deep North until April 1st, 2027, so that you can post "Deep North available right now" with no prior updates and people wouldn't believe it ๐คฃ
gta 6 releasing before the new update wouldnt be a surprise
That would actually be hilarious
Everyone gets so antsy when thereโs a news drop 
Not sure I can take "deep north when" for that long...
cancel DN for the lulz
The Devs have said words :0
Can the Devs release deep north on the 6th of sep
6/9/26
id bring out the popcorn
We're nowhere near getting the Deep North update. We haven't even had the Shallow North update yet.
yeah lol, they JUST dropped their latest news, there MUST be OTHER news not in that news! quick, ask when DN is coming! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
wonder if they will do anything similar around the deep north as with Ashland's hot sea
like.. ice that u have to break through or something
Is it deep north when or is the deep north going to release
||deez nuts||
gotem
jesus...
giggle giggle
fineee
I made it, its useful
mhm
Subject does thou have the power to add emojis to the server
I can't add your dog as an emoji no
For free?
Well you would get a copy of the picture
dog people smh
I don't think the tag worked
Damn
wait wait the save guy is typing
Who wants a dog pic
Omg ๐ฑ the wife and I just looked through the merchandise QR code in the game!โฆ Thereโs some really cool stuff in there!!!โฆ Those banner art works are AMAZING!!!โฆ.
yeah, but expensive shipping ๐ฅฒ
at least yall get shipping my country isn't even listed
did the save guy get bonkd
Aww im sorry to hear that!!!!โฆ
it's ok I have foreign friends
Aliens in New York?
Well Thats cool then!
Whatโs some of yโallโs favorite merch from the store?
All the things I don't have.
Whoa ๐ณ I take it youโre a diehard fan lol itโs ok thoughโฆ Weโre starting to get there too!
I have no merch at all. I do like the game a lot and go back to it frequently but there are way more hardcore fans out there.
I've got 2 of the beehive shirts
I never wouldโve guessed you were a fan of the beehives lol ๐
๐
Donโt think I have any of the merch, but I do have the collectors board game. Got this neat little Hugin coin that I keep at my desk 
also have collectors board game lol, that counts for my merch
On a sidenote I've just tapped into rewatching episode 1 of That time I was reincarnated as a slime season 1.
Mainly cos season 4 is fresh this year and I remember very little of it nor kept up to date past season 2 iirc
If those were the choices I'd get a coin with two heads and tails would be pokemon.
๐ค
Here I was thinking we might get Potatoes in the Deep North. Oh well
They are too low calorie and satiating for a dead viking diet.
๐ for 1.0 next month (for my birthday) OR somewhere close to christmas this year at the very least
Bit slow to the party there but when aren't you sleepy 
Oi, it was posted at 5am, gimme some slack
โค๏ธ
I totally didn't sleep in today lmao
my sleep in consists of staying awake till 4-5 am then waking up around midday-1pm
and maybe having a nap somewhere in between depending on what took place throughout the day
I'm usually in bed by 9 or 10, and up by 6. Last night was an exception tho. Had a close friend smack in the middle of an active radar indicated tornado warning last night. Stayed up late to VC with him.
Thankfully a tornado didn't land until about 8 miles after the storm passed over him. So he was just barely safe.
oh gosh. You see I love tornado videos but I've seen some of the 2025 night time tornados/hurricanes and oh! they're next level horror ๐
Yup, last night had at least 3 PDS tornadoes in the Midwest states
only see them when they periodicaly light up if at all
This is the guy to watch when it happens live https://youtube.com/@maxvelocitywx?si=ZZ0MHA84205fdjtX
Max Velocity is a degreed meteorologist who provides accurate, honest, and reliable weather information across the United States. Whenever severe weather, hurricanes, blizzards, brutal heat waves, or cold snaps occur, you know who to trust for accurate and honest weather information.
Business contact: maxvelocitywx@gmail.com
He's better than anyone else in weather coverage
Afternoon ๐
Just like...
don't live in these areas:
Problem solved
Kentucky is a no PvP zone
He also often calls out tornadoes long before the national weather service does
(that's me making a circled area of where I think cyclones occur)
Utah doesn't get them
not yet*
Only seen a handful of tornadoes (North Texas)
The UK doesn't get them
What about the right side of the stage?
Marked where last night's storm was
Storm speedrun!
Missed the chefs hat ๐
I watched a video of a youtube who pretty much took that route illegally by several trains
At least 2 tornados last night were EF4, might've had an EF5
Stay safe but also get me first hand stable footage of them when during day time
thanking you โค๏ธ
As stated earlier:
no no, you're a storm chaser now
Not in Utah I ain't
I also ain't risking my car with the 3+inch hail that was happening in some parts
That's 7.5+cm
I'm still yet to see golf ball size hail. And people share photos of it almost every time we get a storm
There was apple sized hail in parts of the storm last night
๐ฎ
All seen live on Max's channel
-# what if we had drone footage of cyclones ๐
We have hail too sometimes. Tiny ones
Max has connection with a chaser who does that and will show the footage live
So yes, we have drone footage
I legit didn't think you could due to yknow... light drone, strong wind
Try heavy drone
but if drone fly it not heavy
Drone fly if big and strong
Comment what you thought was heavier at first๐
same vibes
Is the song in the room with us?
I gotta go to work now, so buhbye
Wait I ment look at the song I listen to on profile
No u
I mean it's a comfy winter temp this last week or so
with the first few days of rain in a while. It's actually quite lovely
perfectly safe
My house feels like oven
the amount of people that complained about the snow... meanwhile we don't get snow here
The amount of times I told people to send me snow and no1 did
I have a pic from when I was leaving holiday in car
It randomly started snowing real bad
Like snow storm
I love that for you
Thanks ๐
anywho, I go back to Anime now
have had it on pause for a solid 20 minutes. Every time I'd continue it I'd keep getting discord pings. No discord pings while I'm actually using it tho...
Not sure how dungeons and dragons is relevant here but sure!
roll a D20 and see if I get disturbed or not
Do not disturb
(I know)
Hey Scout
Hey
Wisconsin and IL are soo weird to have this many tornados lived there for 25 years and have never experienced that many
what are you trying to type?
Come back to me when you've conveyed your msg in understandable terms
what a weird emoji to use Blues ๐
I kinda just accepted that blues reacts with weird emojis
It's a starry night
And I refuse to question it
Oh, that's common around these parts?
Tbf I didn't know that emoji existed until 5 secs ago
They're appropriate emojis
Too appropriate
Like the pregnant man emoji
Do not
I know fellowship devs accepted that emoji
I do not need to see that again
So the emoji lost all "power" it had
like I said
Lost it's power it has
fellowship devs? like the ones who made the flop of the new golem game?
They even referenced it in their April fool's joke
Lost me at star wars
I don't know
fellowship is the WoW simulator
Quite fun + swedish
Why is there no laser emoji ๐
Would you like the streamer or the machine/light pointer
I would like bean
What am I to do with beans...
Put them in milk
Cereal
Bereal
My dog eats baked beans like me
your dog gets gassy like you
It's good she is my windows profile pic then
I have a different dog pic for everything I am on
Respect it
You want some dog pics uncovered from when I first got her
I was camera roll scrolling yesterday
Your point being?
Anime 
I think just looking at my dog makes your life better
-# and I like sharing dog pics lol
The Dog is an icon
A samurai if you will
Dogg*
Well you can never have toomuchdogg
Or beans
almost felt summoned
Does anyone know when deep north is releasing?
Anyone have any idea when the deep north will be released, itโs been almost two years since the Ashlands
Not really at this time 
did you open the channel and not even glance up
I will do the 5 minute short version, otherwise Miss Sam will fall asleep.
"Wealthy" is about how much money you got on your bank account. Doesn't matter if it's more than you need or if it's your savings.
"Rich" is when you got a family (and hopefully partners and children) that love and care about you.
You can have a few billions on your bank account, but it you're alone, all that money is worth shit.
Thร t's the difference between "wealthy" and "rich"
โWe are NOT poor!โฆ. Weโre broke.โ

-# this is how I find out Iโm not rich
what if im single Thorin 
You still got family members who love you, right?
debatable
As long as you have Valheimโฆ youโre rich 
XD I've been one one legitimate vacation my entire childhood and it was my grad gift ๐ but I chill
as long as I spam click Hallon
True wealth is being able to go on a vacation when youโre an adult 
you forgot to add: "with children".....
they'd be in the way
But imagine the unparalleled inner joy at seeing their wonder and excitement at new things. Reminds you to take a step back and enjoy the simple things children enjoy
Joking aside, I actually have been really enjoying watching my oldest son play through some video games haha
Heโs playing Majoras Mask right now, just managed to beat the second temple!
Never beat Majora's mask until it came to the 3ds
It was too hard
Oh really? What was hard about it? ๐ค
What a beautiful game
How old was your oldest?
@novel notch no. just no
Probably figuring out what to do + time limit
Heโs 10 right now 
Hee, mine turns 9 later this year. 
There are so many things there where you need to show a specific item or do something at the right day
Ahhh gotcha. To be fair, without the song of inverted time that window is brutal
At the time I didn't know inverted time
It's just difficult
Never made it past the bay as a kid
Next time just report stuff guys, it just makes more messages to delete
Still my absolute favorite part that makes my heart tremble is healing darunia
Or darmani...
I cry every time ๐ญ
(Darmani, yeah)
I interpret it as
He got healed after being shown a vision that he indeed saved his people
But he didn't, he died before he could
So it's a little lie to make him rest
All he wanted was to save his people
God it hits the hardest
really was no need to delete all those messages lol
Perhaps he finds comfort in relinquishing his strength to someone else (Link) knowing/hoping itโs the best chance for his people ๐ค
What haunts me is the Deku child. I hope he didnโt die scared and afraid ๐ญ
The butler crying at his son's corpse
Goodness, Nintendo wtf were you guys doing
Do it again please!
"Totk will be darker than Majora's"
What a lie!
It was too literal
Dark as in NO light
Disappointed there
Never played Totk sadly. At least, not yet ๐
But yeah, itโs a tall order to beat out MM in terms of dark themes lol
Nah totk is incredible too
Just that they kinda "lied" about it being darker
Iโm going to have to play it this year for sure
They nailed the ending HARD
It's the usual trick where the music gets more intense as you get closer to the "end"
Oh! the scene where Pamela comes back home after youโve healed her fatherโฆ. Wild.
Like in twilight princess where Zelda's castle theme slowly morphs into Ganons theme as you approach the pinnacle
Ahhh I loved this soo much!!
"it was just a bad dream"๐ญ
She comes home before you heal him
Telling you to stop
Tatl telling you to take a hint and leave them alone LOL
The Zora's was stupid
Fucking musical note babies, really
the botw soundtrack for hyrule castle was like that
Yes, it was Zelda's lullaby in that one
Are you guys talking about games? I didn't know game lore could be so extensive
I do feel bad for Mikau though. A sad story as well for him, but not as sad as the others imo
It changes when you're inside or outside the castle
I don't completely remember
But how does a zora drown??
Masterpiece
I love musical tricks and theory
LOL I like to imagine he got battered up badly by the storm or whatever, or perhaps injured by pirates ๐
intense piano music starts
I have to replay
Such an incredible game
Not my favorite, but my favorite vibe definitely (Majora's)
gets shot by massive ass lazer
ragdolls off a mountain
Dang!! Iโm jealous lol
miphas grace appears
It's in great condition
I got the box too, bet I can sell it for $500
But would NEVER
ravalis gale launches you away
This guy
Got all the korol poops, can you imagine
easily one of my fav abilites across the zelda titles
do you know what a windbomb is?
๐ค ... No
its a "glitch" but its more just abusing bullet time to get crazy speed
i like to call them boomy zoomies
You're way deeper into botw then I can ever achieve hahah
900 korok seeds is enough to make me call you a madman
Smiffic?
Maybe he does these on the side
i dont think i could imagine smiffe making content on glitches in a zelda game
I love Zelda games
But I can't say I'm hyped for what's next
It's too far into the future and theyre probably too scared to do something dark
Everything has to be safe
In Totk, link was missing an arm
That alone made me so excited
But not exactly what I wanted
its like looking at tv shows from early 2000s compared to today
everything is so much safer now
dad blues nothing of the statement is comprehensible?
Oh let me fix
Fixed it
what we are being watched from everywhere
theres no safety now a days
idian scammer are the least of our worries trust me
like they wont go for anything edgy or dark anymore
all humor just seems copy and paste to me
yeah
" Well, that just happened" deflated fart sounds
you talking about everything like shows anime and even games??
I really wanted more from Echoes of Wisdom. I really like the concept of playing as Zelda, but I wish they did more I guess.
I also just canโt get on board with the chibis style thing lol.
basically
I played a bit of that, was nice
But playing it on the switch kinda sucked
I'd get performance issues and frame drops
I'll wait on it until I get a switch 2
Didnโt like it in diamond/pearl remakes, links awakeneing, or echoes ๐ค
anime took a big hit cause it was made worldwide some mangakas say it the worse thing to ever happen cause they now have too many boundaries and have to reform it so it can go worldwide
I bought links awakening
Still factory sealed ๐ญ
Idk when I'll ever play
same tbf
Well i learned something new about this server 
Cant use the big text
Any one have an idea when the North / 1.0 update will be out?
No
We donโt know at this time 
Use stickers, they're bigger
september or some i think
But i wanted to type a specific big message that ive already forgot
Thank you
๐ผ ๐ญ ๐ช ๐ณ ๐ฎ ๐น ๐ธ ๐ท ๐ช ๐ฆ ๐ฉ ๐พ
I thought 5 emojis would be the limit
i know shit has been having this massive delay i hope it comes as a really big thing i hope
sorry i just had to let some anger out
Why angry
grades
Fair tbh
gotta say scout that pfp is something else in a good way
its ma dog
yeah i kinda guessed but that samurai helmet fits really well
from a far it seemed like a chewbaca or an ewok
Someone told me it looked like a man
that guy was surely playing valheim for too many hours
tell him to lay it off and tuch some grass
I don't remember if I actually said that to you but I thought it previously ๐คฃ
I think it might have been u
Bees.
Beads?
Deep north very cool
Beans?
funky. discord is having issues again it seems like
from all the servers im on it was only on servers from games published/made by coffestain idk why
may have no correlation
Half my servers are randomly getting a red exclamation point and not opening as well.....this one, Peak, REPO, but also a private sever ๐ค
Was only this server for me
I thought I was finally erased from existence.
your from the US right?
seems to be a big server disconnect thing
this might or might not be discord server atm ๐
Yes unfortunately lol
Seems like Discord issue:
Does anyone know the exact release date of Valheim on PS5?
no. we haven't said it
Yeah, for me it was this and two other servers which I think were the three biggest ones I'm part of
nobody knows but i feel like earliestnpossible release will be like july august
The PS5 store says it was announced in 2026.๐ ๐
well. not besides 2026 release
nintendo switch 2 also 2026
but no month or day
It's a shame, I'm really looking forward to the game's release on this platform.
And back again
Easier to blame one guy than a multibillion dollar company that surely shouldnt have these issues
I'm guessing discord is tweaking
Welp.....It's going to rain more ice balls today with possible tornados and that could be a factor
Bated 100% by all father
He does a little trolling
And back again
I figured they'd finally banned me when I saw the exclamation point ๐
discord didnt load for me for like 20 mins
It was Discord issue.
Ik it was a discord issue cos I had 4 servers unavailable
I ain't simultaneously being banned from 4 servers
Will it show similar icon if you are banned from some server?
afaik if u get banned it just vanishes from your server list
Everyoneโs like
Welp, looks like the Valheim discord is finally sick of my shenanigans! Time to move on! 
I had almost a quarter of my servers offline XD
Someone took matters into their own hands due to lack of ||release date||. 
||totally not in 198 servers||
Idk I have never been banned from a server
Isn't the cap 100?
Nitro?
no
100 if you don't have nitro
Nitro seems kinda overrated for the price
The only thing I would use is the emojis from different servers
I miss my emotes 
valheim bosses
-Deer lord!
-groot
-great and mighty bone
-mom
-ya gloof
-๐ฅบ
-darth vader
did i forget any? are they out of order?
M'ass tips fedora
Minibosses:
Ghost rider
Frozen pup
Nunu and Willump
Discord mod
LOL fan, huh 
Only played wow longer than lol
For the love of god announce the release date, itโs been two years since ashlands
Its gonna come out when it does, whether or not we know when that is doesnt really change all that much
If they announce a release date then it has to come out
If they dont, theoretically it could never come out
I dont think theyre working towards nothing
shrรถdingers release date?
i named him after a boss from Conker's Bad Fur Day who was comparably great and mighty
It is both coming very soon and simultaneously never unless it is revealed? ๐
An announced release date far in advance also means likely one of two things. Incomplete vision or pushed back release
a date will be revealed eventually ๐ค
I think they are working hard. But they might be working so hard they never feel its ready
i mean if you surprised us that'd be pretty funny imo
-# It was reference to shrรถdingers cat/release date ๐
i'm one of the few people that doesn't want to know
Hopefully a date with me
Iโve grown to dislike surprises, so Iโm happy to hear they plan on releasing a release date 
Announcement of an announcement. 
Would like to at least take a Friday off to dive into the new update 
you just want to see "update available" on steam?
i want the fandom to go kind of insane for a couple days
yall kinda make the game a good deal better
I have a feeling that will happen regardless 
Just wanna see that Brikk animation
ok but hear me out
that is one dexterous shadow being
Ok smiffe and co, in my choir we are singing the song โragnarokโ by randell johnson. Coincidence i also play valheim?
drawbridge!!
A potentially accurate date of release will eventually possibly be available. Valheim has snails for devs, but by god, it is worth the wait. It'll come when it comes.
We don't snail to be honest.
The problem with s massive player base is that you can't push out a monster or a weapon as soon as they are done. Since it would make people loose interest or burn out alot fast than playing, takeing a break and then coming back when we push something bigger
Same as mmorpg's does.
And you wouldn't want half broken things that it would give you
Also putting more POIs and objects together makes generation on older worlds more feasible
Indeed. So less restarting worlds
But restarting can be fun anyway
yeah but listen to this idea..
Hello to all developers, I have a question, but I don't know where I can personally get in touch with a developer about my problem.
Modmail
Thats for moderators, not devs
Theres a contact link on the official valheim page if you dont want to just ask in the open here
Okay, thanks, I'll take a look.
I'm interpreting this as Deep North will be the biggest update everrrrrrrrr. However long it takes, I will be there. I love Valheim.
Any game news?
#news message New blog post from yesterday.
Am I wrong to assume theres a difference between a release and an update
Release implies something is new. Update does not
So when dn releases, that is both an update and release. However, in a later patch when dn gets changed, thats a dn update, not release
But thats my opinion and a dev i am not
I would say a release itโs like a one-time thing. Dev officially claims their game is a complete product.
Updates can happen before or after a release. Often times, a release coincides with an update 
The bees are happy 
when do we get a ashvkin omelette??
Convince me to get valheim. None of my friends own it
Do you enjoy survival craft games? ๐ค
If so, whatโs your favorite?
I've been enjoying sons of the forest and of course the 2 week minecraft phase. I enjoy building things
Valheim has amazing building. Biggest feature is the structural stability feature- which strikes a really great balance between being challenging and fun to engage with.
The build pieces are somewhat niche, but because of that theyโre very specialized.
Due to the nature of unlocking structures, your base naturally evolved and progresses as you do in beautiful harmony.
Biggest drawback imo is the lack of landscaping options, but if youโre creative you can bring some character to your builds.
Pretty big Minecraft fan myself. Favorite game is terraria, which has some similarities with Valheim.
Thanks for the info!
Oh, and also, looks like Valheim is 50% off ๐
Yep thats why I was wondering, just bought it its installing rn!
Say goodbye to your other games, nothing will be half as good after Valheim ๐ โค๏ธ
Heck yeah! Genuinely hope you enjoy it 
Why are the people on steam news valheim comments so god damn negative and only complaining?
Because who would ever leave a positive comment and why
Cos they're angry they're not getting their promised final biome. And clearly don't have any other games to play in the meantime
๐ positive = say nothing
Negative = say everything
yes. do not be alarmed by the weirdos in the voice chats btw. ppl are crazy

I donโt listen to haters they jealous
Can't wait to play valheim again this time on my ps5 alongside the wifey some of the things they have added sound good
Bro fr, my friends are all too boring to play rn
Wish ashlands did have Fog weather everytime we first enter it. The vibe it gives perfect imo. And a little bit chillness at the start would be perfect.
Nah, morgen still haunts me
IIRC trailer for gameplay reveal reflects what i am saying.
Morgen gjall ๐
Morgen gjall
I got school trip today :p
oooo. snazzy
It's only my computing class that gets to go so I have just been laughing at my friends about it all week
HECK YES!!
Mom and I will go to a special candy store today.
Gonna buy 6kg candy and then we will go to a normal food store to buy a couple Caesar Chicken Bacon Wraps.
That sounds magical
My Instagram right now is only swedish summers
I can't wait holy crap
And this time I'll buy them strawberries outside the stores, idc
They look like scams to me but I never asked
|>|^>]ยฃ]*|<|!|ยฃ{+]+]!?
Fresh strawberries from the market stalls. 
Summer is mostly watermelon season too, which is cheap at stores. ๐
Why do they sell outside the store though
Just curious
For me, it's a red flag, but I could be completely wrong
At least here are many farming estates that grow lots of strawberries, then they try to sell them at market squares, outside of big stores etc.
I'd assume there are some estates in Sweden too.
But better check the boxes so you get mostly good strawberries and not too many spoiled ones.
๐
Some estates also sell them on the spot and also let you pick them yourself for even lower price, I remember many Summers as kid when my family went to buy some and we picked them ourselves.
That sounds wonderful
Im actually not a big fan of strawberries
But I really want to buy from a stall
There can also be other berries too, like blueberries.
There are also fresh peas, they taste good.
Many of them are gathered from the forests, at least here.
Pure envy
In Finland we can sell self picked berries from the forests tax free.
I love my desert for sure
But... Forests are better
And the heat came so suddenly it feels like
We got the expected return of wintry weather. 
Almost 10cm snow last weekend.
Oh wow
It started to be "too warm" Spring during late March/early April.
It's bait
It is always expected at some point.

wtf
we have 17c in the sunlight now
29 here yesterday
I am shorts and t-shirt mode ๐
we've got a fine 9c here
Mornin gjall ๐
Definitely a pool day
I AM HOME!!!!
Holy MOLY I am STOCKED to the BRIM!
Every inch of my fridge is FILLED.
what about 2nd fridge?
Fill it with apples.
to scare away any doctors?
And hobbits
You know, the other day I was looking at a mini freezer 


An apple a day will keep anyone away....if you throw it hard enough ๐
I like those yellow apples when they have gotten wrinkles, mmmm.
Any shiny apple where your teeth just slides off is meh
baked apple ๐คค
which one?
the tiny ones for just cans?
Elgiganten got a few good one honestly. I've been eyeing them for a while now
Nah, it would be for ICE ๐
Elgiganten ๐
a storechain in sweden
No like actual ice in bags from the store
Been there many times ๐ bought a bit
Christmas shopping
I mean, gift shopping unrelated to any religious/cultural event


