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You have no choice lmao
(i have a lot of patience i think i'd do pretty great)
I have a 6 , 3, and 2 year old
oh lawd
Teen parent 😇😂
I waited till 21 to have my 2nd tho
oh no i think i'm older than you with no kids 😭 😢
Valheim has a good mix of young to older. I've played with quite the varying range.
My wife and I waited until we were 33 to have kids, she was getting her PHD and I was focused on saving up for a house.
as an adult it shouldnt be weird but somehow still is when all the players are old
the pros: we're familiar with the muppets
In my Lancer TTRPG circle I am nearly the oldest at 29 most times.
Most players are recently 18 & the majority are barely hitting 25.
going on 28
I just hit 29 myself last month.
i'm not 28 i'm trying to confuse the algorithms
I've been playing Valheim since 2021 🙃
ah, fun times those 👴
I work as a cook in a restaurant on the weekends, I only work with 18 year old students in university, it's nice when they ask what courses I'm taking as if I'm also some young person. 😅
Can't believe how quickly time passed from when I first joined here. Jeez louise.
As a mom of 3, I still get IDd for alcohol and it makes me happy
as a bartender, I have to ID even if you're covered in tattoos :P
I don’t go to bars but I think that’s law
Can't do anything until you look older than 40. Yep! The law
Omni being like.
Once someone looks older than 40 I don't even have to ask if they're over 21.
Self esteem boost strategy, go into every bar asking for a drink menu, then order nothing after they ID you.
when kids started talking to me with the "respect to olders" pronouns it was a sad day eheh
Which is why my dad told me if the servers don't card me I better double check the mirror.
this is how i feel everywhere else
I’m 24 and grew up watching mash and Gillian’s island and the three stooges
any muppets?
sorry if i'm a little obsessed with the muppets
Who's Gillian? (just razzing) 🤭
kermit yay wave
Mama dada poopoo Chihuahua
You just unlocked a core memory! 🤣
Glad to help
Gonna climb the Matterhorn! But only after all our children are born! Cause I want to be a good mommy too, and I’m gonna always love yoouuu
I’m just in survival mode. Luckily I cook a lot and my kids all have their own rooms. Step 1 of 59737393833
Spoiled as heck though
The 2 yr old pooped and started banging on her door at 3am so I changed her and put her in my bed this morning. She almost kicked me off onto the floor
Gotta love them
Mamas bed is apparently way more comfortable
I only have dogs and a cat. But they still steal my spot in bed.
Basically the same amount of work imo
Kids are a bit more involved 😅
Still gotta train them tho
My 3 year old still hardly talks but only when he really wants something.
My younger one talked a lot as toddler, but her "speech" was very incoherent as there was not any words to understand. 
Those are nice too... but potatoes are from the americas, so the vikings wouldn't have them... they didn't bring any home when they were there. 
Peru and Bolivia, specifically, so not even the continent the Vikings travelled to.
What a depressing thought... The vikings all disappeared before we had the potato in Europe
500 years after the age of vikings! 😱
It’s truly a shame we couldn’t acquire new Potatoe recipes from Vikings
All now are more modern
thats very similar to german "Reibeplätzchen" tho that is traditionally eaten with applesauce
Eyo @devout trout check this shit out
Thanks
No, thank you o Puncher of Birds
🤜 🐦 
💥 🪶
Aaaaaaanyways, what I originally came here to say:
My mom knows literally nothing about Valheim except for the name, but she is a cooking nerd. Even she was excited when I told her that they were adding lingonberries
goodmornin'
👋
You still have us smiffe ❤️we’ll make you work
Aren't potatoes from Ireland 🤔
Actually they originated in Peru
Beat me to it 😅
I also realized they already said Peru lol. The "americas" confused me bc I was thinking North America not South America
Smiffe can never do anything wrong
Now I want some jo jo jo, jo jo jojos.
Tenor links are cool I agree
I’m doing my best okay?!?!
🥺
The regular trustworthy commenters should get gif rights 🥺
GTA 6 will be out before Deep North at this rate
With great power comes great responsibility
GTA6 was suppose to be out may 2025
you mean Joel and his friends?
not me i'm a loki like bastard i'm not trusted ❤️🩹
too much trouble for trust
I am not to be trusted with gifs.
I was thinking me, Sevrahn, DaRipper, Raing, Electric, Omni, Asatru, Nazgul, Yacko, off the top of my head probably a couple more. Just the people you see around a lot and know won't spam random stuff all the time
better safe than sorry. if just one of them slips up it's a mountain of trouble. and if gif perms are common they'll be coveted
Joel’s a friend of mine

Actually, gonna wipe this message so no one digs too deep 
you with only 516 lines written 🤔
How many do I have?
2357
How does one check that? 👀
from: toomuchdogg in the search top right corner
Meh... Wonder how many in total with the previous account :p
Mine just says 1000+ 
2418, and i dont even frequent here
if I remembered your username or ID
2449 even
Nah that account is fully deleted
kk
lies
Jesus :P
23984 on you joel
I’m a proud Discord regular 😎
You missed one 1000. 
basically a rounding error
#2 got 94k lines
Das a lotta messages.
ye
well, smiffe is basically at home here
Imagine one day "I gotta clean those up" faster to just delete the damn server XD.
lol yes 😄
So from reading the latest news, i only have one question..... when deep north update?
I think we all can agree mine is really low
It should be emoji rights at some point
Back in my days, anyone could
Happy Halloween
Thats why
please stop saying random stuff if you don't know things
Unneeded pressure
What's the rush? We've almost waited two years since the Ashlands. We can wait two more. 

Patience is virtue
Ok, sorry that this is my favorite game ever
I'm just loving to play the deep north update
It drops when it drops
I was being ironic... 
I just can’t wait for new furniture or building materials
gollum stop seeking the ring
Ok sry mate 🥲 my bad
No point speculating on when it drops. We've no hints at all yet that there is a plan for an imminent release, let alone a far off release. Just that it will come... eventually.
well, my steam library still got a few titles to play and this year is exam hell so my time is limited too
I guess just be glad that you only had to pay an upfront fee instead of a running support on a platform like Patreon, or something
Look @tardy vale all I’m saying is us girlies need some cute headwear or a pink clothes 😮💨 I can atleast dream for now
Flametal helmet is pretty cute 🤔
Lmao
You can't really wear nice things bc you need to be wearing armor lol
need to be?
A girl can save the world and be stylish 😮💨😭
I just feel like the armor is more male centered which makes sense really
might i suggest you all try Hytale?
not on steam but still a gem
I've been playing Everwind non-stop the past few days.
A block game but with actual story and you build a flying ship etc.
technically it can be used as a cup
How is armor male centered? 🤔
there supposed to be steel thongs providing “armor” like every other game?
vc
Umm 🤔 I’m just wanting a hair pin or pink cape for the most part
Those for males too. 👀
Equality.
there’s lots of pretty hair options and clothes, yeah no pink capes… could be fun to have more cape options imo
So the lack of such things means it is male centered? I always thought it was survival centered. 
i would wear one. what else do you really need to protect?
I think you are thinking too much into it lol
I would say you didn't think enough into it. 👀
Bear and Vilebone armors are equally flashing for both males and female characters.
Woah be nice!😮💨
every champion of odin needs a day off and they should have something comfortable to express themselves in, that’s fair. go complain to hildir maybe she has another chest somewhere
Yes like camp wear!
Thankyou!
they are, my man-butt is just fully out cuz i dont waste inventory slots on capes
I am, but also wanting to mention that viking armor was extremely progressive.
there are some great female gowns at hildir’s, none of them are too your liking?
I get that but I think your pouring a little too much into what I said
Chat is being throw some energy bursts today
😭😂
So you don't think it's male centered?
What is male centered??
Okay, starter stuff is butt cheeks for being girly. I just want to pick a flower and put it in my hair. Not everyone likes to grind and explore. All I’m saying is I want some cute fairly easy starter stuff and more cape options.
They mentioned they think the armor is male centered.
I think the armor is pretty neutral, what is male centric about it?
Midsummer crown is a thing
I don't think the games tone would allow for "girly" stuff.
For that you have mods 😄
I know but I prefer vanilla truly. That’s why I keep saying it’s whatever
yeah theres literally a flower crown thats vanilla
Well... You can at least dress up in a red dress?
Set your clock to July/June 
yeah it’s somewhere mid-summer-ish XD
well I’ll just wait then 😮💨
well until then, you have shawl dresses, simple dresses, beaded dresses, the blood of your enemies, all perfectly feminine things to wear
I get where you’re coming from Ripper, sounds like you want some cuter apparel generally speaking 🤔
Well, there ARE dresses in the game.
But no "sexy" modern stuff, no.
And that wouldn't fit, IMHO.
Yee, that’s true. But I don’t think they want “sexy” necessarily, but probably just some pink colors and flowers or something.
Which kinda exist. 🙂
I shouldn’t speak for them though 
cuz then youd have to make sexy boar hide vests for the men too, we have those tight troll leather pants already so no worries there
Pink Eitr Weave armor set 🤔
😄
Making a mod now that will be called GirlPower that adds padded bobs and all things girly.
I mean heck, the bear armor is topless 
It will be now
If I had to pick a direction though, would definitely opt to have generic armor styles over anything
I’m sure someone’s modded in Aela’s armor set into Valheim lol
I have to admit, the fashion in Skyrim was pretty solid 🤔
🌽
I've been going around on Twitch in Valheim streams asking Streamers where the corn is.
“Hey guys… anyone uhh… seen the corn?”
Most just say "there's CORN????"
Now I have to think of the band Korn. 😛
Sure hope so lol at least one
They already mentioned it, I think?
That’s more like a foragable 🤓
Tru
Oh yeah... Well maybe there's a chance for corn then.
My shot-in-the-dark guess is either apples or pumpkins.
Wow, I didn't know carrots loved cold climate.
I don't think they grow in the Mountains. 😉
Bog witch is crazy cool content
Wut? A nut?
Yeah, a nut in the hut.
It doesn't exist, just like the corn 😢
Hm.. seems like discord is having issues with voice chats atm
it's the best location because of george 
😄
On mobile I can't even browser Discord, it just stays in "connecting" :S
Yeah, a friend on the WoW side of things is having issues with voice chat in Discord as well.
Corn and pumpkins are new world
So are potatoes. That's why they're not in Valheim. 🙂
Pumpkins are new world? Didn’t know that actually, fair enough 👍
i think corn came from the americas as well
Potatoes used to be a craaaazy common suggestion lol. Back in the day.
16th century with spanish/portugese conquistadores I believe.
They reached Spain in the 1500sbut took a while to spread
Yep.
does anyone here know when corn reached europe?
I remember one day where potatoes tried to take over my apartment
I honestly have no idea.
Corn (maize) arrived in Europe in the
late 15th century, shortly after Christopher Columbus's voyages to the New World. Columbus brought corn kernels back to Spain from the Caribbean around 1493–1496. From Spain, it quickly spread throughout the Mediterranean region during the early 1500s
I had bought a bag of potatoes and put it in the closet, forgot about it for like a year.
I then opened the closed and holy SHIT there was like a jungle in there.
Yeah, potatoes can thrive on anything.
now when did someone discover lemons? 😉
Ooh! Good question.
Got a pic?
They're mediterranean I think.
are they? 😉
No, I had to call the exterminators because the potato had become alive so it had to be killed 😢
rip
#funny #funnyanimation #craztplottwist #shockingvideo #Kingjeffanimations #lemons #animation
I mean, technically potatoes ARE alive. 🙂
mind blown, right?
Reminds of this time a friend showed me a green potato and was going to eat it.
I screamed PUT THAT POTATO DOWN
It almost got him.
That's a good one.
how do you reel in fishing rod
Imagine the english telling the Irish "when life gives you potatoes" 😆
Lemons weren’t discovered, they were cultivated from wild citrus plants
left click?
and prefearably run away from water to make it go faster
but i'll be quickah
Ok, Citrus and Lemons are english terms. We just say Zitrone to both (I think).
Pre-16th century there was very little difference between oranges, lemons, and limes
Most likely, we cultivated the heck out of plants.
My thesis was gonna be on how the domestication of crops shaped early human civilization but grad school is not cheap 😭
When a plant loves another plant
no how do you retrieve the fish
Fishing... is a chore in Valheim.
What does it mean of my block bar is a the top
Pretty much the only one that is REALLY hard.
read the help bottom right corner
I never got it right. I just pick them up if they beach themselves.
Post-storm beachcombing delivers a wealth of seafood!
okay. i remapped it to left shift
sorry... thanks
man.
how am i supposed to grab the fish
it needs to be up on land, and then click E
or just reel it in until it ends up on the end of your fishing line, and it goes into your inventory
xD
I'm asking for help for Spanish speakers because there's no place for them to chat during activities. The community is large, and we feel isolated. I've spoken with some moderators, and they don't seem to care. It's sad that they don't support different languages.
What would you like to see? 🤔
Could always start a community of Spanish speaking Valheim players with your own discord server!
i think it escaped
I'd like to see people not rely on one person to have a community channel. Valheim should also create a space for that community because it's large. Why divide communities? When can the group be stronger?
So you want to unity the community by separate text channels.
I told you the reason in DM about trusted moderation for each language we would have to support.
And we would have to support multiple languages.
We have choosen the server language to be the international language english.
A language you clearly have no problem of using yourself.
Look for moderators here; there are many people who would like to support the server with a Spanish-language channel for the game they love to play.
🤨
moderators needs to be trusted. you asked to be a spanish speaking moderator when you had 0 written lines in the server.
that doesn't us developers much confidence you can bear the responsibility of being a person who speaks on our behalf, who judge people fairly and don't throw things in peoples face as soon as you don't get what you want.
it will not be done since it's not possible to add every single language to our server
i think kamus is governed by ai
I mean, having no experience is a pretty solid reason 😅
when people apply for a job, they usually bring a resumé and some good reasons why they should be hired. backed up by things showing their claims are valid
I would like to have a Tuvaluan moderator here, since we don't feel the support from your end to us 😢 
Also a Czech 🇨🇿 Moderator would be useful.
😆
official language in Tuvalu is British english tho 🤔
Yes, but we want the slang
Yes, please
||for those who don't know. Krumpac bothers me in DM alot and I would probably give him a beer IRL if we meet up. he is a cool dude usually||
Can we hire a Tuvalu translation for that ?

Jeez, imagine you have only 1% to support here
But also that can be very stressful
And we appreciate your work and the activity @tardy vale
Even if you get shit ton of stupid questions 
You’re a good man Smiffe, preemptively warding off the mob 
I need the snow to shovel it 
Don’t mind me, I’m just eating my popcorn 🍿
Unfortunately there is NO way that everyone can be happy. It just simply can’t be done so the next best thing to do is go with the majority. This group is 150,000+ people and unfortunately that means a lot of ground and people to cover. I can understand this issue at hand.
Honestly the only people that thte devs should worry about making happy are, the devs. They've done a great job so far and rushing through the final chapter just to pull a Game of Thrones on a beloved game isn't going to do any favors
Yep, agreed. As long as they make a game that they enjoy, others will find joy in it as well. You can inherently tell when someone puts passion into something.
Would be nice if Planet Crafter had that level of dev passion. It's been clunky and unpolished for a while now.
I really dislike this statement and doesn't apply to any business
So bizarre
I feel that its weird with gaming, its both a work of art and a product. Makes sense from both sides, and can't really argue its just for art or fun when theres a price tag, needs of the buyer must also be met. But who else holds the authority over what the game is meant to be but the literal creator of the game?
Was that lowkey intellectual?
Gaming is art.
Games made for the love of what is being made always out-do games that are made purely for money.
Gaming got shitty almost immediately when corpos took over an art medium.
Would you say a game made only for money would be like modern COD? Or Fifa?
The line people seem to not understand is that not every game is for every one.
Don't like a game? MOVE THE FUCK ON TO ANY OF THE MILLION+ OTHER GAMES.
But no, people try to force games to change into what they think it should be.
That's the issue.
Yes to both.
language!
I suppose thats true, and if there is a specific issue people have with valheim they can always just mod
These updates ARE taking awhile tho and its driving me coo coo

can't wait to shovel snow huh?
🤢
Bro watch it be like accumulated snow keeps piling until it breaks the roof of whatever structure you're in
Viking invent magic heating pads!
Zaph thinks that face was about snow 😏
Did i say the evil m word
Indeed. 😛
you don't use mods?
I dont but I think modding is the best thing ever on any game (unless its cheating in a multi-player game)
I will cut my own hands off before I do such a thing.
yeah depends on what it does relative to the game design, but there is a console and debugmode that lets you do way more than any mod, so its a mute point really
first mod I installed was wardislove, because the current wards are literally trolling
If you're going deeper, I am going to recommend #mods-discussion 💛
Anti mod purist is something ive never seen before.... kinda crazy
Its fine just interesting
yeah I thought so... sev is always the one to put wrong channel on a modded screenshot 👮
Lmao I see, haven't been here in awhile so im unfamiliar
Imagine following rules and putting things in the proper channel...
So difficult.
So much effort clicking a different word.
How could people ever?
Oth world problem.
Games should be made by gamers that want to play the game
And of course, not be stubborn
Valheim can afford it because it already sold the copies 💀
So I really hate the idea of "ah yeah whatever makes the devs happy"
Last time the AAA industry did that COD's story was actually interesting
World at War?
So were just assuming the devs aren't gamers? 👀
Black ops 2 modern warfare 3 eras
Yes, fine, that's what I said 🤓
I agree it can be frustrating. But we are quite literally at their mercy, nothing we can do and pestering wont help (they'll find us.)
You're not though, you can also make a game at any time.
Valhrim devs THREATEN to release an update!!
Irongate never misses 
Technically is a threat to mod people since it breaks their game 😂
My favorite part of update day. 😁
Not at their mercy in updating valheim? Unfortunately that is the case because I cant make games (tho I wanna learn eventually !!) And I dont own the game
Like no hate to the devs
I love them
Im being respectful (I hope...)
You don't own Valheim?
You do hate them. Or you would own the game. 
Yeah unfortunately
Why not?
Yes, you're confusing being lucky enough to experience an original creation with being at it's mercy.
Loot boxes would be huge
That would make the devs so happy 🤩
Can a man in love also not be at the mercy of his lover? ⛷️ 🗣️
If they add loot boxes, like 80% of players would either outright ignore them or revert their install and never update.
You know what would make them happier, more money
I do own the game lmaoo
Im no larper
So why did you say you didn't?
Wdym?
So that's why I don't like that statement being out in the wild 🤓
Did i mistype?
I suppose, but that'd imply an imbalanced power dynamic, where unlike a relationship, you do have options outside of your dynamic with Valheim.
Now this conversation is spiraling into nothing
"And I don't own the game"
But it's to be expected 🔮 as always
Blues sure does complain, this block function works like a charm
Oh thats my bad, I meant like I dont have ownership over the direction of the game, im not a dev or manager
Which if I was, I dont think id do too well
If I owned game, I would give Smiffe a day off.
He works too hard 😭
What, do you own it or not
☝️ cute
Smiffe works on their days off too to be fair 😅
He owns his personal copy. Not the game itself in its entirety.
Like he doesn't own the IP of the game.
what did everyone get for spring sale?
I appreciate that, im sure the devs would appreciate an extra buy too
Almost baldurs gate
Got crimson desert instead
If you know they are complaining, I would say you aren't blocking properly as you still seem to be reading 😂
I just started Crimson Desert up for the first time since I bought it on release haha
How is Modded Skyrim: Repackaged and Resold? 😏
I spent 5 hours greeting everyone basically
Oh it's just anytime I let curiosity win, but it's typically the same stuff written differently.
Nothing 🙁
Saving up for repainting my new house.
Nice, mines a nice dark blue and white trimming
😭
Like at Walmart?
Embed...FAILURE.
We're doing sunset/ocean/seaweed vibes.
Oh for sure
I just got fired so I'm kinda doing the same 😩
SOS vibes? 😬
Hidden message in the paint?
Absolutely, I want to be saved when at home. 
Thatd be interesting to see
I will do a before and after, I will set a reminder to send you some pics!
Nice
The "Bookmark Message" function has been getting some use out of me lately on discord. It is pretty handy.
'morgenGjall🥱 🤌
Morgen gjall 👋
Mornin
Mornin gjall 😄
yall get the urge to play some specific seed but then i dont remember what seed or what char it was
I wish we had some hidden or special named seeds that creates some specific types of map
no i enjoy not knowing
just sometimes i think of a speicifc location i wanna visit in my head but then i dont remember where it is
i have to turn off raids if i pause playing for, say, a week... map, poi, and storage order mix up very easily between chars/seeds, old age?
i have my chars/seeds written down
but this ONE location... i think its a nomap seed actually
Fuck it lets go find it (sorry for the fbomb smiffy)
Similarly how Minecraft/Terraria have some specific unique seeds?
big big rain
I name my worlds and their characters bit similarly so I remember. For example if my character name is Ragnar then the world name will be similar, like Ragnarok.
well I do-do that but only as of late, so..
the older ones didnt get that privilege
ok found my nomap nopants run first try but that's not the one I WANT
Yeah I have some exceptions, like co-op worlds and characters.
this time I'm writing them down
No pants yayy. 
it's a fun run! No pants no map (its been so long Ive forgotten the map probably)
I do remember sailing to find the Elder and ending up in Mistlands somehow lmao
But what if hes not?
it never generates naturally but valheim allows multiple biomes to overlap the same space, we need a seed that makes every biome cover the world
I remember some of those adventures you shared. 
Sorry, I don't understand question. 
😂😂 "Ragnarok", but what if hes not ok? "Ragnarsnotok"?
☕️☕️☕️
Ah. 
Sorry, little slow this morning.
I just had like 2 days amount of coffee in 1 hour
funny names with spoof movies / other games etc. references is my fav
And I should get more very soon. 
waiterrr pls! there's a hole in my coffee mug
sounds like "jumping only no walking" challenge
i dont remember what modifiers she has, i think maybe hard combat
she still has xmas decor from 2 years ago 
ok for Derek's sake I'll stop the play-to-play
I hope we can make berry pies in the Deep North. Or meat with berries sauce. 🍒🥧🍖
well something with new berries is literally confirmed, free space for imagination 
-# edit: news literally say ||"several.. ..recipes" so good chanche we'll get both||
don't know those sadly
but like. RINGWORLD would produce a world that is 100% each biome in a ring, and then water between each ring
for example
or PANGEA would make a super island with all biomes in a single island and no need for boats at all
ringworld was the website of my teenage years ;-;
(was about the ring fandom)
ok ill stop being unrelatable
whats a ring fandom
One ring to bring them all together and fan about ringworld or so I presume.
SALMON IS ALIVE!!!!!
no not lotr ive not seen it
yet*
yeh long time no see!

LoTR mentioned and bees became happy.

i feel like people here are having their own separate conversations nowadays, disconnected from every other reply
omg same!
-# Psrtly the reason I lurk - not enough braincells to read multiple convos with their own codes
I've always had seperate conversations with me, myself and I.
No one can follow those they make zero sense to anyone but them.
Huh, not noticed any multiple conversations
Although I check in a little here and there so I probably miss
nah me neither, just some usual overlap, i was about not seeing Judge writing from ages, lotr is secondary
ok but what about "salmon"
Well that was just me making the same typo to your name I originally did.
Samaramon*
so your alive reaction was to me not kamap?
I saw you here and was like holy shit you're alive
oh i tought was some nickname for Kamap unknow to me... very well, yeh on second thought it's all a bit messy, but whatever 
I've mostly been lurking, got more responsibilities at work so can't really be active on here anymore during work hours.
After work I'm doing so much other things than being on discord that I haven't got the time then either.
Working on book 3 at the moment, book 2 is with the illustrator.
but i type here regularly? i talked yesterday too D:
Oh really! Must have been really unluckly to always get on when I don't see you haha
very good! nice to see old gang sometimes, gl on your commitments so 
True, I'll be more active when the next big update hits and I do a replay but it will die down later on probably.
if ym the server, yeh, i hope not ofc, but probably slow down at least 
I meant my activeness here ^^
Goodbye gjall, got to go, don't know when I'll be back again.
all considered, yes
trying convince her is useless tho, just to keep on topic "we have no power here"
why, its a movie
yeh i know, it's 6 books, 3 movies, a huge lore, how many? 5/6 full languages? made from scratch and having all different alphabet, yeh it's huge
but still my most fav is Space Trilogy from Lewis
yep, trusted on that, never been there, but i know is one of my bro's fav sci-fi books, totally trust his taste
wspp vikings
Morgen gjall
Just woke up but going back to bed. I’ll try again in an hour
Okay I am up… sort of
Depending on your definition of "soon."
Is the most recent news of the PS5 edition still just the announcement of it?
It is in relativity and perception alone that soon is defined
Yes but we're at now now, everything that happens now is happening now
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Someone of refined taste, I see.
And impatiently waiting for June '27, or was it July?
Yes. Some time in 2027. After 1.0 mos def
Being 100yo and finishing movies (filming confirmed done) that's magic
hey remember when i thought planting 400 onions for the pink flowers was a good idea and now my fps is tanked cuz of the 40k instances yeah good times
Time to get rtx5090
for valheim?
For onions
You can rent one for like 37 cents per hour. I played about 2000 hours .. that's still cheaper than its price now
id rather play with 3 fps
Time for Valheim to be the most demanding fav game for the next 20ys (for Diablo 2, AoE2, Half Life and Homeworld it worked), and ofc for onions
not valheims fault i abuse it
Well everyone has weaknesses, i abuse putting beams
i was just using beams in your honor
You will find we are slightly biased toward Valheim.
did you ask the hunt discord the same question
no
i gave u guys the chance
I was going to say buy both, but then looked at hunt showdown
if you buy hunt showdown, i'll lock your wallet
well i have thousands of hours in valheim and never heard of the hunt game so im very biased
erm i just did 💔 ...
cant blame u
valheim is cool asf
but u need to be like super active
you're not allowed to have money anymore 💂
ill get a refund and buy valheim if that helps
On the contrary, you can play, then not play for months, the game will wait
I'm joking though, but that game looked like snoresville but 60% off
yep, nothing spoils, everything is on your save and not online-server-dependant, big pauses do no harm and very slow gaming pace even when active is totally fine (and mostly choosen i would guess)
yess but ur friends wont
friends come and go, Valheim stays
solo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>friends
nah it's not that sad
do u still keep the items u farm from solo if u join other servers
Yes, they stay on your character
nicee
world and character are separate saves, yours, and totally interchangable/mixable be it off or online, that's very handy
Food prep table
what game stage are you in?
i havent beat the elder yet
ok so it's early, you'll need post-elder materials to craft the proper station
darn
yeh, easy times those before the bog witch update eheh 
keep them all tho, fish meat is fine, but unprocessed fish may turn useful in the future as wel
and close to it anyway, it's small amount of just-post-elder mats
💡 fish-prep-table for fish meat and baits: black forest mats and maybe a thinghy from haldor (won't suggest but would upvote)
💡 Add a #suggestions channel
eheh, i know, but very restraintful about suggestions myself (my discord-yearly-wrap number 1 undisputed reaction was 👎 )
@restive bramble you need to write in English only, even in the #1024264966712340510 channels
Howdy all
?
🙂
garen is my #2 top pick
How's that goin
oh looks like it's midnight in Finland
axes slashing down birthday cakes and "p" word shoutings all around, but just to keep bears away, big cheers @storm anchor
🎂 
Thanks Vincy! 
Happy bday best helper! ❤️
Oh my, Happy birthday and happy swinging your axe for another year Joel!
🎂 
👆 also jumped yours, probably worth being kicked out house of PityPlague™ , but as the old man said "i was delayed" 🙏
No worries at all
one year older again, not the first time, and hopefully not the last time 
Thanks gjall! 
Happy Birthday Joel!! 
Tooooooooo many spoilers in that dev post. Ugh
happy bday joelkkii
hullo warriors of the 10th realm
so how exactly can I DM modmail? I got an account messaging me and Im 100% sure it would lead to a scam
I dont see a button to DM it anywhere
Super early in the game. I’m still on the first island. Level 3 crafting station and just started farming copper and tin. My question is where should I be building my base? Like as in what should I be looking for that should be around me?
Like the ocean? The Black Forest? Open flat land? Haha any help would be appreciated thanks guys.
first base can be in the meadows
a flat area can help if you want your builds to look flat
ocean access can be good since you will need to go out into the ocean for sure later in the game
Thanks mate
At the top theres a search bar on the left go to members and look for modmail
youll be building multipl bases so ur first one lowkey dosent matter
but defensible terrain against raids its always good
if u are a true viking you make your own defensible terrain though
Techcnially any meadows is good. But I'd recommend it be nearish a black forest, as you'll end up running back and forth there for materials a lot. Also a swamp land on the same continent would be nice so you don't have to sail iron back to your base before you can make anything but that is a bit later game stuff
Just right click modmail and choose message ☺️
See.
That's what happens when you play Valheim for too long and fall asleep at your keyboard.
eheh, sry left discord open and keyboard too close 
'morgenGjall🤌
Morgen gjall
Taped In hard now
Prayers to Aries and piesces
Wish I could help better I’m not good leader sometimes
3/9/93
Meeting hearing today with lawyer let’s win
oh no! 😮
yes. you need to get a new Cola now 🫡
Yeah, I don't care about the mattress, I can just buy a new one but I lost some precious Cola to the mattress.
I just wanted to smack one of my cats butt and this is what I get
I got 11c, and 19 in the sunlight 🌞
Sweden
Absoute DISGUST.
I'm gonna go to the store and buy ice cream now

Well I prefer English anyway.
English only in this server
my bad 😿
But yeah, I love Sweden and the little town I live in.
Been living here since 2007 in my cave apartment and will never move 
✍️ hmmm two new words for me
Nice, get a gun and protect your land like a true redneck 
Stay classy, use an axe
Haha if I moved to the countryside I would have set up barbed wire and cameras everywhere.
Damn, I would LOVE to live in the middle of nowhere as long as I had fast internet.
That's the real luxury really
english only dude
I use starlink and get great internet over there
my bad i got told that already
I understand 60% of it
i hear you, my bad again 🙏
That sounds like it was something bad lol.
R U A DANE?
Time to go buy ice cream...
Nope, far from it
What are you 
Desert Crawler 🦎
Nice lol
Hello, me and my group were running server on nitrado, we kinda finished the main content that was available so we decided to shut down the server on nitrado. I downloaded the db and fwl files from the nitrado but minor problem is that all the file names were named 'dedicated'. So I renamed it to the server name that we had but when I check the singleplayer world list it shows as 'DEDICATED (THE NAME I PUT)'. The name... being in the brackets. Any way to remove the 'dedicated' part front of it or should I just ignore it and it does not affect anything at all?
Ignore it. It doesn't affect anything (other than the name).
Thanks.
Morgen gjall
the servers filename is set when you create a server. I don't think that is available when you make one with a 3rd party host like nitrado
lets say im at base at meadows and i want to know where are the black forest that i have already explored on my map are. there is no difference is there to showcase what part is black forest and what part is meadows i assume. cause i cant see a difference on the map.
There is a slight difference. Forest is a darker shade of green on the map
thanks mate
You can also mouse over areas on the map and it will identify what biome the area is, in case you’re unsure
OMG YOUR RIGHT. i lowkey forgot to try that even though i was hinted at something like that. your def right! this helped a lot right here!
it will turn second nature eventually
I can hear the meadows music in my sleep at this point
it's on my 'play this during a panic attack' playlist
So accurate
literally me not wanting to progress past the meadows ever
i do it but i don't like it
and miss out on plains and ocean? 😱
plains is butts
After adventures in other biomes, that music starting always makes me feel like I'm almost home.
oof, it's the best, maybe
i wanna get isekaied into valheim but just the meadows forever nothing else
just me and my boar meat
i want to get isekai'ed into minecraft
You would become shallow as a puddle
I have no idea what being ikea'd means.
me too I just laugh so I won't look weird
Isekai = genre of manga/anime where the protagonist is transported from their mundane lives into a fantastical world
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court for a literary example
ohh isekai'd not ikea'd
meow generally
Why are there multiple versions of this concept when perfection is as simple as "I want to be a cat."?
would you rather be isekai'd into Valheim or Vinland Saga
Valheim.
neither
Not going to embrace the hypothetical?
the point is that by modern standards both giga suck
At least I don't need to pay rent in Valheim.
you also cant escape it
valheim has necks!!
Not like I can escape Earth, either, so not much of a point to be made there. That's also largely the point of isekais.
well, technically you can but its not recommended
you don't know that
would you be isekai'd to the space as a cat?
valheim? unless you pull a kratos you are kinda stuck
you must choose :)
meow
catapult + feather cape out of there
absolutly not
the cat + zeroG... infinite spin
i really had the spin issue on mind , but thought you'd adapt as an engineer
<-- not a engineer
you're a network engineer tho
in sweden, it's not any kind of engineer tho
its an entrance exam for valhalla, its assumed that you will leave
practicing the foulest of magicks
it's under the engineering college soooo meow
its definately a form a engineering
is programming engineering?
yuh under IT which is a profession you choose after the first year of engineering college
computer engineering is hardware, software engineering is ... software.
everything seems to be engineering
for the yanks it is, for the euros it aint
meow
Being an engineer sounds cool, so yeah.
thats how yanks roll, yes
they call it facility manager, we call it janitor
i thought of getting a cat in a space suit then launching it into space and taking pics of it, I'm sick of AI
custodial engineer
Need to give it a more special title to get people to actually do it. I'm not saying it's not a bad practice, by the way. We Americans have some issues we need to deal with, but this isn't the place to get into that in any detail.
i like how my watching machine is playing god of war instruments
its just an extension of how everything has to be awesome or great
mildly annoying for normal people
I feel it was a product of the millennial generation: being addicted to exclusivity and group psychology.
annoyance is relative, if the dutch did that we'd invade them to stop that
i thought these activities only exist in older movies
ha...
In the geological timescale maybe
Anything in the next 10000 years is fast to a rock 🪨
Y'all didn't get the memo that #memes-and-clips includes mods or do you just enjoy being a buzzkill
I don't know if I'm ready for the reactions to appear tomorrow, one could only dream 🔮
Yep
The level of pettiness is truly astounding
why does it bother you
I that if I see
on others' posts I might skip em and look at other stuff. Kinda ruins it for those of us who like to share our fun
@tardy vale maybe there should be a separate channel for all the mod haters
like #mods-screenshots ?
That's for mods screenshots specifically
I could stop people from using emotes 🤔
2 out of the 10 people that go to memes and clips emoted
it doesnt warrant a new channel creation
Guess it has to be renamed to "modded-media" if we want it to be all-inclusive 😏😏
Nah
That wouldn't include vanilla
Just don't make up rules that aren't written on the channel 🤷🏻♂️
I know you think video games are an art that must be respected
But that includes mods actually
Nope. 🙃
Taking someone else's entire work and then just changing 1% of it before presentation is not art. It's... school project mooching.
send modders to prison
What presentation?
It's a single player game
You enjoy playing vanilla, good for you... And btw it's not a finished product anyway
I need to medicate before Rain bops me.
💊
And the devs aren't offended by people adding mods to their game. Quite the contrary.
thats why its up to us
Yep
Nerd emotes are unnecessarily rude...
Making a mod to put modders into cages right now.
Filthy modders, defiling such a pure innocent game like Valheim!
I initially had that opinion of Valheim mods, but now there's a few little QoL ones that I can't live without
It's like going to a restaurant and getting offended on the chef's part because someone on another table added some salt and pepper to their own dish
Nice analogy ☝️
Same. I don't feel the need to heavily mod the game. Only a few QoL fixes. I'm sure many of these mods will anyway become a feature in vanilla. It's still a work in progress after all.
Auto repair is one I can't live without. Pressing that button again and again when at a workbench gets old real quick
I tried putting up with it but it just got tiring.
Some words in the English language are just sus.
Which ones?
perspicacious
Especially the word sustainable 😏
Analogy, like really?
Lol
Remember there's "Fartkontroll" and "Max fart" in Swedish
Yeah Swedish is fr funny
how dare they !!!! 💢
now that im aware theres salt, i have to choose to use salt or not
maybe it will be better with salt
maybe it will ruin the food
maybe the salt will make the table catch fire
i dunno i cant deal with this
i thought i was gonna be able to compare my experience with others, but turns out they salted a lot and got sick, i didnt even see a list of salt choices before i played
Sus domesticus 
wish we had a "he's right you know" emote, maybe a greyling with a stupid look on its face, and its finger pointing upward like the morgan freeman meme ☝️ 🥴
You could always make one and ask the mods to add it
yeah they'd probably ignore me or something

Eh, it's more buying a movie and then using AI to replace an actor you didn't like instead of... accepting the movie.
Or buying a book and, before reading it, going online to download other people's custom chapters and ripping out chapters you don't agree with instead of... accepting the book.
Or maybe it's like... Hear me out... Playing a video game? It's the one thing that should never be taken seriously. The sole purpose of it is to have fun
Let people play with the most silly mods, who cares
a🍿
Yes but why would you care anyway? Once someone buys the game it's theirs and they can do whatever they want
Let's talk about skill balance 😏
Mods during early access are going to effect feedback, make bug reports untrustworthy, and potentially corrupt files. I encourage players to wait to utilize mods actively because of this. If you want to influence change in gameplay, early access is the time to do it.
That's what
is for. 
Well... There also too many missing features because of it
Making it borderline unplayable for some of us
Yes
What makes you feel that way? Anything in particular?
Like not having armour slots for example
If you already stated it above I apologize 
And the way portals work. Modding that improved my experience of the game a lot
Not everyone likes having to build a whole portal hub with tens of portals
And being able to plant berry bushes and other things
Making berry runs a secondary thing and not having to do that all the time when wanting to focus on other things
Why would you build 10's of portals?
Maybe not tens but quite a few, I personally find it a bit cluttery. Having one portal in my base that can access all the rest is great
And being able to go to any portal from any portal
Just makes more sense
2 base portals, one to the hub, one unset 💯
You... can already go to any portal from any portal?
That's exactly how I play the game.
Otherwise it's endless loading screens and it gets super tedious
Yeah but it's much quicker without the tags
Gotcha, thanks for the answer 
Yeah, I honestly think some of the things you mentioned make a lot of sense and could definitely have a place in vanilla. I don’t find the game to be borderline unplayable, but there’s certainly some tweaks that could be made that could really enhance the experience.
Just smalls things like that make everything much more smooth and convenient
So having to type... is where you draw the line for "unplayable"?
Not just about having to type but every portal needs another portal
not really
Just make it a "Stargate" where you type the address in for one of your portals.
Sure I can do that. Then again I can just install a mod that makes it a little more optimised.
"Smallest amount of effort inconveniences my fun." Is the first mile marker on the road to "Why play at all when GameGPT can just play it for me?"
🤷♂️
It's Valheim, it's supposed to be a little antiquated. If you can't remember the addresses, put up some signs by your Stargate portal.
Damn, people on each side really get offended huh.
Everyone can play in the way they best feel most comfortable. If making an ollama macro is your gig, more power to ya.
I typically don’t use mods (with one exception) but I don’t have anything against them. I think it’s impressive that people can make them, personally 🤔
I think it's remarkable how so many modders can have way more talent than multi million dollar studios.
I read this as "Obama macro" and I needed that giggle 😂
-# So much talent involved when 90%+ of the work was done for you by studios...
I need a macro that can teleport me to wherever portal I'm thinking.
I think this is because there are some mod makers that have a very high level of talent and passion for something they love, and it’s indeed pretty remarkable. So many Skyrim mods for example that are pretty much entire expansions, for example.
What was the that location again? It's been so long, I forgot I was even there and built a fortress.
Skyrim is one example why mods are one of the best things that happened to gaming
Or take Minecraft for example- tons of insane mods made by truly passionate individuals/teams.
to be clear, I think Irongate is extremely talented and passionate as well, and I believe Valheim ti be a much better game than a lot of ‘high budget games.’
Who knows, maybe they will add official support.
I also understand the whole nostalgia with the cosy retro pixelated graphics but I think some of us actually like modern graphics more. And it shouldn't be such a big deal to accommodate that
They can't offer two styles though.
That's cause you never played Barony
Wicked good game 👀
Recognize my profile pic? Lol
Counterpoint: there are millions of other games with "modern" graphics.
So why force this one to change when you can simply... play one of those?
Because I don't have to force anything. There are modders who create mods and that's great 👍
Ahhhhh .. sneaky
That's forcing...
Keep an eye out for the statues in the tutorial garden 😉
Forcing what? On whom?
sigh
Yeah it does! Knowing you mod your game and defile IronGates vision ruins my experience!
Leave IronGate alone!
Let me try it from this angle:
Have you seen the new DLSS5 ai "upscaling"?
If yes: opinion?
You're aware the devs themselves implement it right?
Looks horrible. I haven't seen too many examples though.
Some of it looks great and very realistic. Some like slop
I think AI can be used to make great things. And it also increases the value of more authentic creations.
Yeah I'm going to note to never discuss mods with you again.
I genuinely respect your opinion on them, and it is completely valid.
But you and I will never agree on this.
I am happy you have found your way to have fun.
Oh no, a differing opinion, call the cops.
How in the literal FUCK is that your conclusion from what I just said?
Let's all be nice, kids.
Don't you see, the game is being defiled in front of our eyes.
I respected, validated, and supported an opinion I don't agree with.
And they are making it out like I cannot handle opposing opinions...
You can't though.
Literally what just happened...
Guys let’s just settle down. The convo is done. No need to defile chat anymore either with bickering that could be done is private DMs
these yellow names are fiesty lol
Yea we need a moderator in here but they aren’t always available
As you said, it is done. Moving on.
The purple ones can be even more so lol
Now how is everyone’s night? I’m drinking and playing on the pc
I personally can discuss anything forever until one side agrees but that's just me lol. If the other side is no longer insterested I don't see any reason to push it.
We are talking about our day now
Smiffe went ballistic at me the other day because he misunderstood something I said. Was crazy
He’s under a lot of pressure 😮💨
doesn't sound very smiffy
We just hit a point where neither person is ever changing their views on it. So for the sake of efficiency, I make a mental note to just nod and move on instead of deeply engaging on the topic.
Anyone got and food recommendations?
Definitely took me by surprise
55 minutes.
Seem eager
He apologised once he worked out he was wrong though
🤷♂️ work part of work is done, so now it is a bunch of sitting.
Hospitals get rather slow after 9 p.m. or so.
Listen to a podcasts or show. I spent 3 hours today listening to Norse mythology
I swear it makes time go by fast
Earbuds not allowed 😉
Ugh but makes sense
I see people jamming out to music all the time in the OR but I don’t know you’re position
Don't think you want the emergency room nurse station filled with people who have earbuds in 😂
Only bitchy if you... modded your body 
The occasional foreign object surprise
