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Hi
@frosty walrus for the longest time I thought that little guy was waving a bell, I just noticed thatβs his hand 
Not me responding straightaway to their ticket at 1:22 am and never getting a response
Love that for me
That shit's dingo!
Automatic wolf farm anyone?
Automatic boar farm set up i use ain't working for the wolves
Also cant find anything on yt
As someone who has worked in customer support, this hits on all the emotional levels π
As my one colleague has said:
reading is a skill - unfortunately, not all people have it π
Yeah u right, more is better
Hope this email finds you before I do
the only emails i get are in my spam folder calling me pervert and asking for bitcoin
Oh heya thorin
Wait, you don't get all those mails from the supermarket telling you you've won 10K euro's, the mails from UPS, FedEx and all other mail companies to tell you your package is waiting and all that crap?
Oop
that sounds very american so no
I just get told that my cloud storage is full and to click here to get more space.
I get those mail package emails, going straight to spam category.
me too
i also dont open any mails so i have 982 unread atm
Hmm, over 1300 unread for me... 
I do open the spam ones, they're hilarious
No more messages from Nigerian princes tho.
She'll be back in 10 minutes.
Holding
You could probably even fix it.
π
I ruined that, sorry.
I've been playing along with one, offered to help to transfer that 300+M euro's that were left as heritage, but said I wanted half of my 20% reward in advance so I could arrange things in peace by greasing the right wheels.
Never got a reply from that prince anymore. π¦
I'M FREE ok sorry i shouldnt have said j-off
Hopefully yalls morning/day is going better than here. Woke up at 4 to extreme tooth pain. Already got plans to call an oral surgeon today
Sure love wisdom teeth
Ugh, I know the feeling, had total 4 of them some years ago.
i have 1 left i think, but last year I got a wisdom and the one next to it removed at the same time
suddenly it was more spacious and yes derek you can make a joke
I was still working on one about oral.
What recommendations would yall give to games I should get while the summer sale is still on?
valheim
oh heck - that ends tomorrow 10am my time
I should probably use the $19 I have on steam wallet to effectively half the cost of runescape dragonwilds
I thought Inscryption was very fun.
Welp already got a couple hundy hours
Ashlands is a pain in my rear
Watched it, but did not seem like a game I would like to play, though watching was fairly nice
Gotcha.
ah crap I didn't check out summer sales
so many good sales but didn't look through enough
don't buy dragonwilds
already done π
I mean sure, the reviews said to wait until it's got more content but from checking reddit reviews it's got enough to do for 20-30 hours
Dragonwilds is fine.
and the devs are supposedly active in their discord
Imagine that.
the devs probably never even touched runescape before
Jagex? they're the same company
I've heard of early access
but 3% early access is too early
same company yes
i'm saying the devs
Wadsworth already mentioned INSCRYPTION, I would also suggest his other games: Pony Island and The Hex.
I've owned smallands for some time now. I'm into valheim again atm so runescape can just acrue updates while I'm busy elsewhere
the "world" completely misses all opportunities and just gets many things wrong
I'm beyond disappointed in the game
but yes it is "fine."
eh, a little below fine
Is this all 'information' you've experienced in game or a sort've crowd mentantality review?
no it's my own, the game is very positive apparently
the crowd is just happy runescape finally got their ip used in another game
As an early-access game, and coming from someone who doesn't care about the Runescape lore, or had any real interest in the old[er] games, it's a 'passable' survival-craft.
in runescape standards? it's worse than bad
I'm waiting for more content, if I'm being honest.
the game is more or less 10 hours long
I spent 5 extra hours building
That's the general concensus I read before purchasing. I'm fine with waiting
I'm 100000% fine with waiting
i'm not fine with their direction
Sounds about right.
Coming from the playtest they didn't add too much more in the way of content so. 
this cookie cutter world is stupid
to be clear as well. It's on sale for around $35 aud atm. I got it for 15
you have an entire universe in runescape
they ended up making the most generic lifeless world
the only runescapey part of it is that there's a cow that you can kill
killing cows is iconic in runescape
killing cows in dragonwilds was like "... ok"
to be fair though, if Valheim had cows we'd be killing them as well
Abyssal whip (one of the strongest weapons in the game) is as strong as an iron dagger
excuse me
abyssal whip and iron dagger in the gam eis probably 500 hours apart
my friend's review sums it up better since he played way more runescape than I have
and points out everything bad
or actually there's on youtube
j1mmy points out pretty much everything I hate about the game and misses out on a bit more
it seriously feels like the devs never played runescape
imho enshrouded - at the time of me playing it (late last year?) is what I consider to be empty
and cookie cutter.
ouu missing out man
building is so addicting there
runescape has the vision spell and ghostmode (blueprint) which is nice but eh
heyo anyone know about modding on mac yet?
You could ask in #mods-discussion. β€οΈ
I get those all the damn time
Do you also get those that have dots in between each word? π
this atm
so many of them
they make new "words" every hour and send out trillions of scam emails
Actually i remembered it incorrectly, it is a dot in between each letter. So it looks like "Y.o.u. h.a.v.e. w.o.n. e.x.c.l.u.s.i.v.e..." π
they update their "game"
they now randomize things
but I get viagra, costco, american loans etc etc constantly
all those things I couldn't even try to use even if I wanted it π
Morning Vikings
is this how I can bypass my self-timeouts 
Well technically...
no
Nothing bypasses Smiffe hammer. 
You'll just have to behave yourself young lady.
you're asking me for something stronger than me derek-chan
I have faith in you.
good! you shouldnt
Boring
Why not?
Was I talking to you?
Get very far with that attitude?
Oh, definitely.
Public channel, anyone can respond
Careful; If you respond to his snarky comments with matched snark he'll block and report you.
Release me from my mortal (discord) coil.
βοΈ i'm on hold
So hard to find good phone answerers these days.
that's a perfect crystal ball reaction
I let it fully ring out, then I text them "what"
Gigastacy move right there
i prefer gigachad ty
Aight
we should consider a friendship
I might be over it by then
@tough aspen that banner you have whats it from? It looks so cool
its from WoW
Oh
Hi I am looking into getting in to valheim more. I have played up to swamp and havenβt progressed further. Didnβt know if I should play normal or modded for my first proper time completing the game.
I was looking in to vanilla + mods
Let me know you thoughts
And plus I need friends lol
Don't ruin your first time with mods
With mods do they still work with new game versions of they are like 4 years old?
i've never used mods so no idea
Don't mod it until you know what you're doing. Even something that seems like QoL can introduce game-breaking progression skips.
There was a person the other day who refused to eat food and was asking about mods to make the game better. Obviously, that's an extreme example, but without having played the vanilla game first, you never know where you're missing critical game knowledge when choosing mods.
Just don't know why people wouldn't play the game as intended
If you wanna add bs after the fact sure, but experience it first
I agree with Samaramon. Play the game as is to start.
Okay thanks guys. due to YouTube thatβs how I found mods
Anybody else getting random friend requests from people in this server?
Mods not updated to BogWitch release of Valheim, are most likely not going to work. IronGate as a habit to totally change code-structure on big releases, forcing 95% of mods to needing update. It's a EA-game, so it's to be expected.
EA - Extroverted Activities π€£
I WISH!
It does?
Most big servers have those bots, and I got added whilst typing a reply to this
I love your banner! π«£π
Anyone know a way to make the game harder without mods?
Change world modifiers
@pale parcel
What ones?
All that makes the game harder
At the creation of the map, thereβs a menu with difficulty sliders if you donβt know
Hey, no need to make fun of him for it.
Turn combat and raids up
No map, no portal, highest difficulty (high skill loss, more damage from mobs)
I beat game one time i am returning and want a challange
Ok thank you
Yeah ik, I have done up to plains, (I beat it be4 the kistlands)
Try to get to mountains gears before killing any bosses also, kind of fun
π π
good humor is still a good humor
I don't get it
Mistlands and Ashlands are quite a challenge, especially Ashlands (in solo I struggle even after setting world modifier to easier)
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he related to me playing without consuming food out of spite
No food run ???
Ahh, that's a good idea
How hard
It's really not
I might try pacafist
Iβm am trying a βno inland buildβ run, so I get forced to move with ships and canβt rest during inland journeys
i am in black forest atm, curb stomping everything
but fighting 3+ enemies at once face on is a no no
Lol
not enough stamina to abuse dashes and rolls while also hitting enemies
1x1 trolls is easy tho
but i call for wife just to speed it up (i stand still, moving only to dodge his attacks, while she shoots him with arrows)
I would never stand this game with only 50 stam, so horrible
i will try chugging max stam food in the end of the game
y'all will hear my pleasure moans, i guarantee it
You're gonna be good friends with Scales one day
sounds wholesome
btw it's our first attempt at game, so i will keep you informed about our funni fails and butthurts
so they have reasons to complain about the game being broken
Heβs back from his vacation ποΈ
he's here to π and β»οΈ like the hero that we need
But what if all we want is a life beyond the Thunderdome?
@pastel flame keeps advertising about some Chinese mobile game, please can somebody ban this guy
Send a DM to @worn finch to get it sorted out.
they are trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty
Happy 10th of July, someone just set off another firework (Iβm not kidding, odin have mercy on my soul)
Time to go to bed
That was me sorry. Needed that firework to fly further with my elytra
Friday couldn't have come sooner
I need a vacation from my vacation
you need time to polish that ball ey
Morgen Gjall
Howdy Meowdy
just woke up on this windy vacation morning
Gimme wind any day
this wind breaks trees and makes spiders fly about π€
not sure you'd want this one π

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Mornin gjall π
morgen gjall!!
πββοΈ
Grausten Morgen.
Now that I can get behind!
that would be scary as heck, please don't add it devs (please add it for an april fools, it'd be funny if it replaced necks for a day)
Mourning Gjall? 
What happened to him? π₯Ί
Dunno, maybe someone killed their brood (ticks). 
Why would it be necks that get replaced 
You wouldn't then feel bad killing any of them? 
i dunno, first enemy that came to mind that isn't super essential to the player
cat gif
But, poison !?
Been to 4 different swamps and havenβt found an abomination. Any suggestions why ?
Tbh it's RNG. I'm often meet Abomination, maybe you need to spend extra time in swamp
If they're narrow swamps I've found they don't spawn much, they tend to spawn deeper in the swamps. But just going back through the swamps and they will often spawn. Make sure you kill everything you can, that will give them more opportunities to show up, too.
my last playthrough i got the best swamp spawn ever. it was a deep channel between two swamps and there were like 7 tombs on either side
To continue from here #valheim-chat message
Best coding experience I had was when a class-mate and I had to program a PLC to move water from one tank to another and eventually having an equal amount of water in both tanks.
We wrote the program when the teacher was still explaining what to do and what to be aware of - like no sudden stops, but slowing the pump down first - so when he was finished explaining, we had all ready.
When everyone was typing, we just watched around, so he came over, asking us why we weren't programming it.
So my class mate asked me: "We need to type "R" , "U", "N" and then [Enter], right?"
To which I replied: "Yeah, I think so."
So he did that and the teacher was speechless when he saw that not only the program we had written did exactly what he had explained, but that is was also done while he was still explaining us what to do.
Was the shortest lesson I had that day. And the only one with top grades. π
Donβt know how the discussion begun but it remind me of some similar anecdotes
It started here: #valheim-chat message but since it isn't really Valheim related, it moved to this channel.
Especially the one during high-school-end exam, where the teacher had to ask us things about the program but it was so clean he had no ideas what to ask
I've always found programming fun, but never considered to become a professional in it. Still, I think I had the most fun when creating my own maps and starting conditions in Tropico 2 or modding the naval combat file in Patrician IV.
I think I want to be a game designer. Knowing how programs work help (and yeah it is fun).
Who know, one day, maybe at IG working on their 3rd game :)
Or start your own Indie game?
Maybe
More dangerous
But I have time before thinking about that specific part of the future
More time consuming, but it can be the way you want it.
Just expect people to complain about long development times.
"Deep North when ?" intensifies π€£ 
Just avoid Early Access and you'll be fine.
Oh it worked fine for Valheim :)
But honestly the main issue is first to be visible
Making a game that really stand out and get known isnβt easy job
Especially when you donβt have any experience
Better starting somewhere where it works, get the xp, level up and then unlock the ability βdesign on my ownβ :D
You will need some financial security for sure.
But when you get up to the point you can release a playable game into EA and use the EA to finish the game, things might work out.
Well, I call you in five years
call me too!
I got a game on my list that's in EA for 7 years.
And it's likely to be finished this year, so I got the patience. π
that's because PLC is fun
Plc?
Programmable Logical Circuits
Oh
basicly. you tell shit to do shit. and it does shit
you can see what you tell it to do π
π€£
You are cheating, this apply to all the informatics and computer stuff π
this is PLC
basicly. "see shit, push said shit"
instead of PC programming
which basicly is
PLC's is basically using "If..... Then" commands up into the extreme.
while input "something". <floatXYZ>,
some wierd shit
<FloatZXY>
output;somewhere
β¦ You tell shit to do shit, and it does a different kind of unexpected shit instead
I think I'm gonna have a stroke
Instead of shit you get shat or shot?
Usually you get shot yeah π€£
SEGMENTATION FAULT ! Bam, in your teeth
No
recursive stack exceeded !
Yeah, with PC programming you get shot, Thorin had the exact words
Wow it is tomorrow here, I suppose I am saying shit. Good night everyone π
nn
G'nite.
You now have 4 years and 364 days left to come up with a good game. π
Im gonna need an extra day...
tetris but its valheim build pieces
No
are YOU thorin
I'm not the one who was planning to create his / her own game.
Valheim but the parry window is 1 frame
Yes
schrimmiffe?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ah shit, can't change my server nick to ThorinSine
dang it
Only mods can change names.
Alright, off to #mods-discussion I go!
Moderators.
π
He knows.
π
Did you know that the rocky plush looks very good next to thai food?
it's been so long I don't even remember what Windows error screens/sounds look like anymore
'morgenGjallπ€
Morgen gjall
Hi! Game added: new building piece "stone". What does it mean?
I am way past swamps
that's a quite recent addition in the hoe menu (April 1st) maybe you didn't play or maybe didn't equip the hoe since then?

Mornin gjall π
Grausten Morgen
Since they were added i believe π but they are really rare
Since the Frost Cave patch a few years ago.
ooh wait it's the lake with the fishing rod
There can be from one to three golems there π
the videos never said anything about golems π
this is the luckiest seed i have ever seen, maypole village near spawn, pet rock before you find elder and now the first frost cave is the one with the lake
Wait, why is the 3 leafed one even an option. That's not lucky.
isn't Gaming bible a fake website? π€
I've no idea, is it? It's certainly not very good.
We have been click baited one too many times by the gamingbible! They are constantly posting fake news about our favourite video game titles with misleading news and updates! In this video we will take a look at some their most recent Clickbait articles and expose them for their annoying, shady practices designed to get you to go to their websit...
clickbait site just to get trafic and clicks
Oops, feel free to delete.
π«‘
Friend gifted me Valheim about 4 days ago.
I think I'm in love with the game now...
Hehe, and it is only the beginning
Welcome in fellow viking!


Valheim is one of those games you fall in love with at first sight.
Which means, "say goodbye to your social life". π
Sorry I actually thought I was on my other server, my bad yall (edit: I deleted it)
You can make a post in #1024264966712340510 π
But keep in mind that we should write in english here since it is an international server.
Did you use Google translation? 
Figured. 
I can somewhat read only Czech, English, Slovak and little Polish π
Thatβs a lot already
Foreign alphabets are quite beyond my level
Someone tell me why as soon as I started paying $500 more in property tax these fucks have a neighborhood wide power outage.....
I want a refund
What are you speaking about ?
You know we canβt do anything if you got phished or scammed, we all are just discord users.
Imagine getting scammed by the H.O.A π€£
Oh you know, I saw people being scammed by fake infrastructure it was so obvious I still canβt say how they didnβt smell the trap
So I can imagine anything
Quite nice.
Mine limits to my Finnish, English, lite svenska and very little Russian. 
I am basically just taking advantage of Czech, Slovak and Polish all being slavic and quite similar, Czech and Slovak even to the point of not needing to learn anything from the other language to be able to understand another person 
Is it kinda like how Ukrainian and Russian sound similar to each other?
Not sure, never looked into how similar they actaully are, but Czechs and Slovaks are able to understand each other without any problems really with some words just being slightly differently pronounced. We were also one country for like 75 years which helps quite a bit π
I never had life to begin with 
HOAs ARE a scam. Such a weirdly US concept.
Youll fit just in
Even more so when deepnorth drops
I hope they donβt release DN during exams period π
When is that?
That wouls be horrible lmao
Just before summer holidays, also a good load in early December, also around March andβ¦
Wait, actually every month except December, July and August π€£
Lol, that's asking a bit much then. Pretty much the only months were almost guaranteed not to get an update
I just realized Iβll never get to kill Fader before DN get out
Thatβs the issue yeah
Itβs a beautiful day to make money
Thatβs everyday πͺ
But those werenβt beautiful days
π
Natt gjall
Morgen Gjall
π
So this is crazy, a friend and I figured out how many different possible seeds in Valheim... and its crazy. 3.5 trillion different possible worlds at max value.
Bonkers
that's why you should have good passwords
8 character limits also goes up to like 2 trillion
Indeed. My passwords tend to be ridiculously complicated.
is it "asdasd"
asdasdasd
12345 gang
qwerty
qwertz
azerty
Question for you all, should banana bread have nuts in it? (In my opinion, no)
(I just like putting out random ice breakers)
in my opinion i don't need banana in my bread
Fair
good-a-afternoonaπ€
personally, it depends on the toppings. like, if it's a vanilla icing, then maybe. but if it's just with butter then nope
uh dunno, never tried banana bread, but i like all ingredients in it, and nuts /dry fruits as well, so why not
boy am I glad that I quit WoW before seeing the new wow cutscenes 
no
never went as far as WoW, but i still replay Warcraft 2 e 3 campaings from time to time
My little one likes toast with peanut butter and banana slices.
you mean Warcraft 1? i played that as a kid but not much, i always had W2 at home and grew with it
-# who wants to sing? adoooogasasaaaa
heh i gew up spoiled π jumped Warcraft 1, Age of Empires 1, first Dune was Dune 2000, not with Diablo tho, love the 2 but literally consumed the first one before sequel came out
hehe
I played all of those
WC1 on BNC cable internet π
and other wierd network sollutions
I played these because you know what, you can still find and install them !
uh had some trouble making the old ones work, for some i had to rely on fan-made messy patches that don't work 100% times
Linux is the key xD
probably on GOG
Oh I only installed HOMM4 with GOG, Dune and Warcraft no
Diablo 2 was a surprise tho, i gave Battlenet my old rusty cd keys from 2000 (LoD was almost unreadable on the old cd case) and boom, full working version of classic D2
Banana bread (itβs a joke from another server to respond to βhell yeahβ by saying βbanana breadβ. for context)
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I think so, yes.
Upon further reflection I don't think it matters.
but now it's back to OSRS, started over
quit originally cus VPN wasn't allowed on it, and there were problems
but now is good, what a game
but it kind of feels like I'm following the trend, but i'm not π’
i had the Scooby
-# i.e. "i had no clue" (Scooby-Doo > no clue > stout beer) according to some British fella in a local pub last summer
Just the first time repeating one of my jokes, so i had to explain
it's ok, just brought an example of the mechanism (answering with something linked to something that rhymes with the actual implied answer, weird but fun cultural activity)
still totally random if context and inside jokes are unknown
Itβs just quoting a video, not sure anyone cares enough for me to send it
Ima send it anyway
(And yes, Iβm aware that itβs stupid)
it's ok silly internet slang culture is still culture after allΓΉ
Iβm adding that to my vocabulary now btw
uhm dunno how many people will understand without explaination, but nice, it was a fun pub talk 
Should nut bread have banana in it?
oh got to reissue old Dungeon Keeper with summer sales, that was a fundamental one that i couldn't run on modern Windows despite efforts
no.
Pity
Should banana nuts have bread in them 
Banana should bread them have in nuts 
uhm Sheriff of Rottingham vibes here
~ham
-# (Robin Hood Men in Tights, '93 Mel Brooks' spoof movie, for reference)
Ham? In carbonara?
I know, funny film
eheheh, wheeled grandma-bike vibe this one
Angry Italian noises
π€
#valheim-chat message was on a date and i live in the midwest where's there's not much to do but a common thing is bridge jumping into a river and yea
hit the bottom of the river bed and gg leg stat nerfed @scenic wing
Feather cape best cape
Oh dang, thatβs rough π
damn, i like diving in rivers as well, felt a bottom rock once, just very light bruise on the heel but baaad experience, you fully broke the leg??
-# since then i always swim to the bottom to check deepness of water spot, even in known places
yea she took me to a place i've never been before and trusted her rather than checked myself π
damn, time to rest and heal then
, all regular tho, ofc you should have checked but everyone did some stupid things, especially on dates 

you know you need a health mead when your leg bone morphs into a right angle 𦴠π
That sentence and the emoji of rocky just screams "127 hours"
uhm i miss the reference, googled and it's a movie but no other clue
nvm i'm watching it rn, it's Danny Boyle's can't be bad
π€£ Bill Withers' Lovely Day is hilarious in that situation
How was it?
yeh nice, not bad
Tomorrow devupdate?
Almost certainly not π
It's around the right time.
Afaik devs are not back from vacation are they? π€
Oh, wait, they probably meant devblog/word from the devs....
But that is usually quite a bit later too, last month was unnaturally early compared to the past π
nope
don't think so π€
just looked. nothing tomorrow π
not besides I will be back from my short-ish vacation π€
but my collegue who writes all those blogposts is still on vacation
so IF there is one this month, it will be VERY late
But not sure what we would post π€
vacation pictures? π
Some more stuff on the combat update π
Heh, tbh wouldnt mind the vacation pics, but i am sure that people who complained about rocky news would probably get their heads looking like steam whistles π
hey mods just so yk my user name does not break the rules on nsfw names its a monty python reference please dont annihilate me for it :,(
DOG?
click on profile
or people would go mad trying to interprit our vacation pictures as potential spoilers on upcomming content π
no my actual user lol
biggus_dickus.12 <--
π
I know π but who would notice from normal convo?
Funny scene from the movie: Monty Python's Life Of Brian. 1979.
Starring Michael Palin, John Cleese.
Check out all our seriously funny clips from this channel here: "FULL PLAYLIST": https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_1AWOleoaV-uON4aNXL4dLg-QlXMBJm
I think I've posted that link like 20 times already over the years π€
"Do you know what she's called?..."
π€£
What's your name?
What's your quest?
What is your favourite color?
i just realised your a dev?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
thats cool are you like a main dev or like one of the smaller dev guys
24 miles per hour
um. I am probably the 2nd heaviest one when it comes to muscle and just pure weight π€
Thats not how it goes! π
But you may pass π
well your a dev and thats cool no matter what you guys made an awesome game
Wait... Where is Sam? There are facts being shared about Smiffes life!
my job description is Community management, Senior QA-tester and answering technical mail questions π
I playtest most of the day and find bugs, errors, game balance and such
i see
small studio, many roles per developer
maybe you might be intersted in what i posted in #steam-bugs-discussion
i see
and my friend MaCarBre is trying to help ya'
you ever had any mods installed?
nope
did you re-install windows or valheim latly?
nope just verified the files of valehim to try and fix it and thats it i only got the game on steam 7-8 days ago
could be a steam cloud issue
do you have wifi or wireless internet?
when you close valheim. it will save your world and character to the steam cloud
i have wireless internet with 500mbps
and if that takes time, it will not "close" the game quickly
after i quit it says steam cloud up to date
but valheim is still "running" ?
i want this job =p
love this game would love to play test and find bugs and what not
π
i mean i got 3.5k hrs in it XD
if a game is good its worth playing it that much, not to mention every map is different so almost every play through is different
like most other games that do that yea, it becomes a once and done type of thing since when you to play again you know exactly where to find all the good stuff
yea. totally agree
and you can also use guides online to spoil your own playthrough
like "where do I find the best swamps for metal" search
that thought makes me shudder
im gonna google that for lols
crypts always turn up in a some what decent amount when i go to swamps, if i dont find any on the one particular landmass i come across i just move onto the next
I wish enshrouded had proc-gen, and structural integrity constraints
It's funny, for a pre-built world, you very quickly realise that a lot of the locations are built from pre fabs and it's not as varied as it first appears.
yeah you can see the poi borders in some places, how it cuts the terrain
so many things aren't possible when you use randomized worlds tho
hand-scupting lets you do some amazing things
Oh, they're both approaches with advantages and disadvantages.
but if I want to play more than once. I need randomized worlds
Oh yeah, I'll never go back to Enshrouded. I did enjoy it but yeah, as a non-builder there's nothing really to draw me back.
LOL the new π€ roles π
What roles?
Check out the Channels and Roles βchannelβ
That's actually genius.
U sure π€
some people actually have no clue, and would just take all roles and don't understand what happend
Would that be a bad thing?
You know how we have a greydwarf role? Can we have a fuling role for the goofiest of sillies
I've just noticed your other custom role. Lol.
nope
which one? π€
Actually, there are two aren't there? That's even better. But it was 'No chat in media channels' that I noticed first
yah
applied to people who constantly type in the screenshots channel
or the other 3
Still trying to get it back so i can send pics of my cosplay when its done π’
You can still post pictures, presumably?
Nope
no text = no posting rights at all
Ah, got it.
since discord uses text to post pictures for some reason
Is there any way to get it back?
Oh, Discord. You weird, weird thing.
not really no
just ask derek how long punishments can last π€
I think I'm in my third year of 'No suggestions'?
Not that I really miss it, honestly.
I should make a role for myself. that prevents me from chatting after 2am..
I just saw the clock...................................
Is there a way to turn it off then on again to just post the photos quick
Heh, how the time flies π
You're back?
You mean today π
I take a short vacation this year
Oh, yeah, that's going to be rough.
got other vacation plans later this year π€
Hope ur enjoying it
Also, cuz cosplays are technically builds, would it count as a build of the month?????
I know thatβs a stretch
That's far too much of a stretch. It definitely means in-game build.
Builds of the month are in game builds only
Aw :(
How on Earth would they judge it?
Maybe they'll have a one-off fanart competition some time.
Iβm going with a friend to comic con at the end of spring, theyβre going as odin, and Iβm making a replica of the iron armor
Also, funny punishment name change idea,
No suggestions = suggestion corner of shame
No posting in media channels = media corner of shame
Cuz thatβs really what it is
yeah.. try to beat these 2 π€
Those are pretty good. Love the use of the real textures.
How about real scale mail armor
Like with actual 10% slowdown?
Most likely
The guy with bronze armor has a plastic bag sticking out of his armor. But all in all top tier
It's a crystal, trust
Ah thatβs what it is, idk where I got plastic bag from
100% a crystal that he probably canβt get right now
He could've just ran in and grabbed one from an ice cave on the border of the mountain biome
Hmmm I suppose
Good morning Gjall
Morgen Gjallone. π
Was nice, shrimp posture sitting , foot above monitor, playing OSRS for hours
Can't wait for next weekend to do it again
There's this funny picture that I relate to
A stick figure sitting horribly on PC π
Eh.. not stickfigure
If I'd describe it
It's sitting on your lower back, and legs above table , hands on keyboard
Let's call it the harp posture
ok i get the idea
Playing OSRS for hours, what a game
this is the valheim server akshually
Well, valheim doesn't have weekends βοΈ
It has day 6 and 7
Doesn't even have weeks months or years
Or nut bread banana
What was it? Nut in bread bananas
Valheim is a verry long weekend, always near summer solstice and with a full moon, perfect
naah that's a Midgard thing, doesn't work like that 
βοΈ
Is Midgard falt-earth?
Noice
I suppose there'd be quite a few fault lines in Midgard
hi is there any news about next update
"Oof why my back hurts?"
Posture on chair like shrimp sitting 
or you being over 30
That's the picture
So perfect
nope
Anything new will be informed in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202150165449035816 and you get notification if you follow that channel.
:///
noted
most of us developers are still on vacation
idk what to do with my vacation this year
Relax
Give it to your best employee
i mean more like location-wise
Hm...................................
Do you usually go elsewhere? Do a staycation or something
Poland
where is the closest metal consert π€
Or Jacob Collier
im not going to another concert in the next 5 or so years
I've never been to one, ever π
its fun under 30, a chore after
My first concert ever was this year
Concerts, music festivals have never done it for me.
I've been planning to go to a "best of the 90's" consert π€
Many people treat it as a drinking contest rather than enjoyment of the music
100% no youngsters on that one π
how do you know if youve never been to one π
Oh how I would like to get to a good metal consert... Been too long since the last time.
it isn't? π€
When I was working in retail, there was an annual festivel on near our shop. Heaps of young people would come in and buy booze and head off to the festival. Plus seeing videos and reading stories of people boozing and drugs.
Not my thing at all
I'd rather go on a camping adventure or something like that π
peace and quiet
Sad face D:
ok kangaroos then >_>
uhm, in the old times concerts were the occasions where me & friends acrtually drank less, too messy, moshing drunk can be quite dangerous, having to travel back etc.
We use Kangaroos to get around
Does australia even have metal bands?
Probably
they have! last entry in viking metal for instance (didn't know them tho)
oh second-last
?
#viking-metal message π Australian
Cute.
Yeah, I listened to them in very early teens.
Some pioneers of Death metal/Grindcore scene in late 80s early 90s.
it did sound very old π€
mellow and relaxing eh?
Indeed.
yeh it's from 91 so maybe sounds 2-3 years older than its contemporaries, still appropriate for the time period (Death was recording Human and go more technical-proggy)
I remember wanting double pedals for drums to learn their songs. 
Which I also got.
Also learned some of their songs with bass guitar.
Speaking of metal
I went to the metal museum (stockholm), holy crap it was so satanic
And the old news articles of wtf people did back then in the name of metal
I remember wanting a double pedal capable drummer eheheh
Some of it was borderline criminal
I can't remember what I read but jeeez
There are some very infamous Black metal people, from Norway for example.
that was doable, problems started with 90's era prog-death, so difficult (but very satisfying to learn, and a very good gym for technique)
Wild hahah
yeh Sweden is still a relatively safe place for extreme metal personalities, most of the "famous" mess came from Norway black metal scene early 90s... some very messy individuals
but yeh "Satanic" imagery and stuff like that is 99% show and fashion for the genere, as it always been (1920's bluesmen selling soul to the devil and putting imagery on record prints, all the "forbidden note" scam in the 1800s etc.)
Since late 2009 my metal taste switched from darker sounding to more melodic and progressive. I found new favorite band and it's still till this day.
wich is?
August Burns Red. 
uhm, don't know them, i'll note that. My favourites stick there since the old times still a super fan of 1993 (Cynic's Focus, Death's I.T.P. and Atheist's Elements) and Pantera, tons of Pantera
and ofc anything Steve DiGiorgio ever recorded
They're really good, some of the best in their scene (metalcore).
I quickly dispatched Metallica after I started listened to them, and I was Metallica kid during 7-8 grades in school. 
Aaand, to mention, they have really good bassist!
Mornin gjall π
ok, so i guest Constellations to start with
uhm yeh, "melo" and "core" sounding, but also proggy, interesting rhythm stuff, they're good
What I also love about them a lot is that they always trying some interesting new sounds and things but at the same time they stick to their original heavy style.
They never get tiring.
And their drummer is very skilled too!
yep, not boring at all, even inside a single song, i liked the 1995-2000 Swedish melodeath trend a lot, but never got into later evolutions metal/death-core etc. (not bad but tooo much diverse music interests to deal with
) but i really like this one
I sometimes have those different periods when certain albums are playing more, then I have the heaviest songs for my gym list. 
Currently I have their most experimental album on play a lot which was released 10 years ago (during when I was on service still), it's named Found In Far Away Places.
I've been listening to some viking themed music while playing this
Yeah, I have expanded my music taste after Covid years with some bands like Amon Amarth, In Flames, Trivium, Battle Beast, etc.
Favorite has still remained favorite. 
i haven't even played Valheim in a few days.. sort of ramped up a side project I was working on
i think i actually burned some holes in my skin
unfound reliance has a pretty nice song on one of their 2021 (iirc) albums, called "the fall of jotunheim. i'll link it in #viking-metal
(sorry if this was very random lol)
oof... hope it heals fast
it's fine.. just using too much acetone
I'll check it out later. π
Grausten Morgan. β
When it's ready.
When it is ready π
But seriously we have no idea, not anytime soon was the last info we got
I could go for a burger king brekky wrap right about now, but it's midnight 
drive-thru?π π
Nah they're only available in the morning.
Fish wraps are always available (after plains)
Delicious
I'm shocked why there's no bacons in Valheim T_T.
If the devs ever add bacons into the game, it should have infinity HP.
Bacon to go with pancakes

Ahhh Yagluth is so hard to beat.
Second time and I had a harder time than the first. Fire resistance mead disappear so quickly and the open frames are short ! I think I still didn't find the tactic
If you want that just us devcommands π
"Mashed British breakfast" recipe please π€£
||Yeah! I can damage it hard with sword but the flames and asteriods aint' joke. ||
Sounds like it π but you will get it eventually
My friend had cristal battleaxe and I was on fenris stuff plus silver knive. Wasnβt enough, we both died a dozen times and cheated at the end to come back because he had broken our portal but was left a short amount of lifepoint
Frostner + Fenring is your best friend
- I always build up a lot of pillors with my hoe so I can just hide between them if I need to heal + you can chip damage him from there with frost arrows.
I usually melee him, sprint a straight line during meteors and get behind him when he does AoE ground slam. Frostner is probably the best option. Also, health and stam potions ftw.
Best Is silver sword, then Frostner and then BM sword π (tho i don't remember if we took into account daggers last time there was a "Deep dive" into which weapon is best for Yag π€)
One useful tactic for a melee fight with Yagluth is to flatten the area around the altar to make movement easier.
As soon as he spawns, get behind his back - or what's let of it π - and start hitting his spine.
He will try to turn towards you, so turn with him and he won't be able to hit you.
This also means that the Eikthyr power is the most useful power, as you will often sprint a lot and that power gives less stamina use when sprinting / jumping.
I dunno how this works if you use two players, but it might even be easier the moment you attack him from both sides of his spine, as he doesn't know to which one to turn to.
And in this case, silver sword and / or Frostner works best. Which will be possible when one player uses one weapon and the other player the other.
(edit: spelling / grammar)
Yag strongly resists piercing, and since that's half of a dagger's damage I don't think any of that has changed.
Ah yes, thats why i wasnt considering it before π
Yagluth isn't too bad to solo, just have healing and stamina potions at the ready, pop a barleywine and a ratatosk before the fight starts, and you should be good to go. Use the fingers for cover from his attacks, you'll eventually figure out the pattern with some practice. If you let him get too far away he tends to use a really nasty attack that hits like a truck, so it's usually safer to stay in relatively close in my experience.
Beacons? π€
Yeah! Need a bacon recipe for pork lovers like me. It's injustice to those hogs that gets killed in game without serving us to their highest potential.
You mean you're eating your boar meat raw?
Mmm, that good trichinosis-y flavor... π
Arrr! Me viking, what you expect π€.
What I expect is that the moment bacon is added to please a certain group of players, the Italian community will want Parmesan Ham, the German community will desire multiple kinds of Bratwurst, the Dutch community desires lard for cooking and so on.
While currently the boar meat can be anything you like it to be while being related to pig likes. Which includes bacon.
I want bacon wrapped lox burgers
I mean it would be awesome to have new complex cooking recipes. That way many players would love to get into farming, which is awesome to do.
are daggers any good? i like rouge builds in any game was wondering if i could attempt the same on valheim
It's good when ya sneaking but that's rarely the case. And you don't wanna fight someone with a longsword with it too.
ah right cheers
by upgrading a skill example swords does it just mean i do slightly more damage?
depends on your lvl, it can be a little more dmg or a lot more
And uses less stamina π
ah right
would there be any way to see what boost it gives me? i know where to see the lvl of the skill
Also, knives/daggers are quite good weapons, they have very high DPS and somewhat wide swing, even tho they have quite short reach. All and all they are good π
oh sweet thanks for letting me know. currently im running a spear it seems pretty decent atm but im not one to talk since i havent even done the first boss yet
Eeeeh... Wiki might have the numbers, i don't remember them from the top of my head but just search Valheim Wiki skills and you should see something π
alr thanks alot
If you over mouse over a skill it'll tell you what it does, then if you look at your equipment the white is the equip stats and the (yellow) is the added skill level bonus
Would search them myself but currently on phone and i don't like the wiki on phone much
oh wow fantastic thats exactly what i wanted
Wiki does have info, swords ie is 141% more dmg and 30% more knockback, iirc
yeah. lets make everyone unhappy equally π
Well, shared misery is only half the misery.
I canβt confirm right now but Iβm sure skills donβt affect knockback
Either the wiki is wrong or you are :p
Dmg, knockback and stamina usage on most weapons it says
You know what would be fun? Starting a fake designer clothing brand called βDes ordures littΓ©ralesβ (it translates to literal garbage)
Didn't they do that in Zoolander?
Hansel is so hot right now.
REAL
I know the French market wonβt be too high 
I could even make the logo Hermesβs shoe (Hermes is the greek god of tricks XD)
Hi question
Whoβs question
Hello guts, Iβm question
Play the game
Go to Channels & Roles to get the public tester role, then go to #valheim-public-test and there should be instructions in the pinned messages
Or we could answer the question properly...
thank you
you could...
I dunno why you act the way you do
Probably because we've never met and never interacted before.
Mod as in discord moderator?
I see in your profile you're age does not qualify since most moderators must be 18+ to handle channels that may contain NSFW tags.
And we don't add moderators. Volonteers are added depending on activity, knowledge and other factors
but is it possible if I can if I'm 18
because I'm turning 18 in 2 months time
really unlikely
There is no chance.
And we don't add moderators. Volonteers are added depending on activity, knowledge and other factors
ah ok
like as in 0%
That's what no chance usually means, yeah.
Love this game
hate this game
Zero % chance
How about negative chance? 
that's when you are up on the naughty list π€
Oh.... But negative on negative, are positive? Right?
naughty list mentioned, smiffle is therefore confirmed as santa
And I check it twice
If you manage to be twice on this list, you can record it
or banned π€
Are you sure? From datamining it seems skills affect push force.
I'm quite positive on that too that skill level also increases knockback.
Donβt think itβs relevant at all tho tbh
is it? π€
I don't know this, but I don't think skill level matters on knockback
so lets test it
Wiki also states "+x % damage and knockback" in most weapon skills.
Hm.. yeah I was wrong
it is big
maybe I that is why I got a pet-peve with knockback
but then scales would hate me if I removed it from skills. since loves his atgear and knockback
I wouldn't care lol
oh?
Often have to work around the knockback and send things flying to a wall, so I can easily restagger them without sprinting towards their position
I thought it would be a very anoying thing to remove that you no longer can just spin-to-win push things away from you?
What makes atgeir secondary cool is the 6x stagger dmg not the knockback it does
knockback is fun though, esp when you yeet a greyling 20-30 meters
because I usually play with maces latly, and I find it really anoying everything just bounces away from me, so my follow up hits is just wasted stamina
Yea that's my issue with frostner
demolisher is great for CC, the only knockback i would really like to see go away is from the greydwarf rocks
when they hit you, you get knocked back? - you mean?
Yes
I honestly don't mind the knockback, it can be huge defensive benefit against groups of enemies.
yea basically
Best defense is offense and when the weapon inhibits some offense it's just not an ideal weapon for me personally
π€
yeah. feels bad
just give a badminton racket instead so it makes sence to bounce enemies so much
There is Gears but no Wrench weapon,
Dunno, feel nice to secondary attack with mace and follow up with jump secondary attack again to kill the target.
get like level 50+ and test
Mace? It's one of my favorite weapon types.
yeah.

I usually have gotten my main weapon skills over 50 quite easily in my perma runs during mountain/plains phase.
Sounds about right yea
I start hitting 70s/80s in ash on perma
I wonder what the avg skill is per biome
Just for the average John Smith playing the game
Yet there are people trying to hit 100 in Black Forest by grinding.
John Valheim. 
If you look at the spawnable itemsets, this appears to be what the devs expect:
Meadows: Skills set to 1. Wood/flint weapons with a Bronze pickaxe.
BlackForest: Skills set to 10. Wood/flint weapons.
Swamps: Skills set to 10-20. Bronze weapons and armor.
Mountains: Skills set to 25. Iron weapons and armor.
Plains: Skills set to 35. Silver weapons and wolf armor.
PlainsBoss: Skills set to 40. Blackmetal weapons and padded armor.
Mistlands: Skills set to 70. Upgraded Blackmetal weapons, padded armor.
I have looked that few times and thought about it. Average player doesn't usually get to those levels due to dying many times.
I've not updated it in a while but if it hasn't changed it gets weird at Ashlands as it then goes back down to 30.
And that is with Mistlands weapons and carapace armor?
No, again it makes no sense but it goes straight to the three Ashlands armour types.
It makes a bit of sense, I think they plan on you dying a lot at first when you make landfall in the Ashlands
Huh, okay the skills setting to 30 is then realistic expectation.
hi im new here, I just wanted to say I love your name. my late cat's name was pita and I used to always call him pita bread. π₯Ή
sry to totally derail the convo
This is General chat, so it's fine.
Thanks! I've actually had this nickname forever, from back when I drove a station wagon in high school and my friends called it the grocery getter π
Pita got his name from Pain in the Ass, I'm glad yours isn't for the same reason π π
sry as you guys were π
Don't be sorry. Instead, welcome! 
Naah, it's apropos for me as well
why you click on all roles? π
What happened to the instant ban?
it was just to scare you π
still in the works 
I wasn't going to select those roles though. I have enough.
The way I see it, if you pick a role that is clearly not to be picked you deserve whatever happens lmao
But Smiffe is bossman, so he gets final say
Read the contract before signing up 
Speaking of Smiffe, I just saw what time it is over there. GO TO BED @tardy vale
I fractured my arm and cant play for 8 weeks π
Thatβs always been a fear of mine lol breaking a hand or something and canβt play games.
Lots of breaking of limbs in the discord recently π€

Okay, Mr. "SSS or noob"
Damn, missed my Valheim Discord birthday 
I just broke every single bone in my body except for my left handβs ring finger
Nvm, that just broke too

How are you typing thenβ¦..
But how are you pressing the send button? Or the button to record the voice?
The doctor is helping
And Iβm pretty sure rocky and pancakes arenβt a voice to text feature
Is there any world's that I can join that have active players
Youβd be surprised
Thanks so much
Fair
I had the craziest rocky luck this morning
Found two within 2 minutes before actually going anywhere other than the start island
On my most recent play through
Funny story, the same day I found rocky was when i got the plush
i forgot they added it til i accidently picked one up
I really want to use a gif hereβ¦.. but I canβt
How do I delete/remove an LFG post i made?
Click at it to bring up the sub-menu and it should show the "remove post with the garbage can symbol" at the bottom. Click on that, confirm and it should be deleted.
I can delete it for you. but you should be able to right click your own and remove π€
Couldn't find the option maybe I wasn't looking in the right place, but thank you for removing it.
oh I see, I was trying to delete it from the post. So I have to right click the section for it to show up.
probably π€
since it's a forum post and not a text line. it have a diffrent way to be removed
time to slay the day
and by that i mean its my day off so im gonna do nothing in my underwear
π¦ πͺ
go swim?
where
Hey guys, Im coming back, might be a bit annoying but, could any Developer say, at what stage New patch is done? Is it like near end-ish or its more like 50/60% done?
I really cant wait so do all my mates, and tbf we would plan just to take days off to make nice campaign haha
Devs are on vacation, and even then they probably won't say anything
Between 1% and 100% done
We don't say numbers or percent since if we decide to add something or remove something. those numbers would mean absolutely nothing π
Between -2% and +2205% depending on what expectations are
Do we take summer, autumn or winter holiday to smash patch then? π
Mornin gjall π
I've heard of taking a vacation for Elden ring
But taking a vacation for a patch
really overkill
for you maybe, you never play
Plus, the game won't disappear 
god forbid people get excited over the endgame patch
Is it not overkill?
no
Might be for you
Might be
Its not for us, who work full time, have thier hobbys partners etc
We just get a 2/3 days lan party, play some games, get all together and enjoy our time once a year π
Play hardcore no map its a whole new World. Wont have to worry about the north.
π€ well, good luck
cheers
dw about blues he plays once in a year then complains about ashlands the rest of it 
π
I'll use this statement to answer quarti
So when you see me play, it'll be deepnorth
I haven't played in X time
Which is since ashlands
π§
Would like to ask something to the devs, but I understand if you refuse to give an answer. Does the fact you don't give any clue on a potential release date avoid you crunches ? Or does it reduce them ?
I suppose it is quite and indiscreet question so feel free to just respond with this favorite gif of Smiffe "Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah... No." :)
Yep, to avoid crunches and other issues pretty much π
#general message
#general message
Oh thanks
So it does work. The main issue being the risk to loose the community but with Valheim let say it is not something to fear at all at the moment
Its simply better to not make any promises when you dont know if you will be able to keep them π
That would only bring negativity
I am currently reading a book called "Blood, Tears, and Pixels" written by a journalist who interviewed a lot of devs who worked on well-known games such as Pillars of Eternity, The Last of Us, Uncharted, etc... I am at the beginning of the book but hey imagine these could have never existed.
Totally agree on this point
Oh btw in english the title is "Blood, Sweat, and Pixels". A very good book, fascinating I must say.
yes
but we have internal dates and other promised dates with partners if we need to
like for example, Xbox release had a specific date


