general

[quick oar]

100 pine cones

[icy crystal]

It's gotta be something found in Deep North, though

Pine cones can be found as early as black forest

[quick oar]

100 blackberries

They yummy

Schrimmbly boss music is just a sax solo

[quick oar]

Actually, maybe a saxophone, give it the seal breaker treatment

Btw schrimbly is 1.5 ft tall…

The hardest kind of boss to kill is one who’s hard to hit

[thorn vortex]

just got the game anyine down to play

[storm anchor]

Welcome, try looking for people to play with from https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

[thorn vortex]

thanks \

[azure geode]

why would you want to break the seals 😭

[ornate pilot]

Whats a schrimb

[lyric bone]

hi

hi all

[main plover]

Hello everyone 🙂

[quick oar]

Because game progression

[azure geode]

maybe shrimp?

[quick oar]

Me but worse

#suggestion-discussion example of schrimb me

[ornate pilot]

In what way

[quick oar]

Either when I do a silly, or just a lower level version

[ornate pilot]

🥴

[main sonnet]

Was thinking about this in the afternoon after my initial comment.

With polar bears we can also create Polar Bearly Wine.
Ingredients are honey and yellow snow. The purpose of it is similar to the Bukeperries and the Putrid Meat. Which I think the yellow snow will make sure it'll happen.

[marsh sentinel]

I don't want yellow snow in my game.

[icy crystal]

Yellow snow would also be disproportionately more convenient for male characters to make.

[wicked solstice]

I've explored SO MUCH MISTLANDS AND ONLY FOUND A COUPLE DUNGEONS

god i'm tired

[umbral fog]

Take a break 😄

[wicked solstice]

I literally need one more black fragment

but this map generation hates me

[quick oar]

Mead of eeewwww, costs 2 pukeberries, 1 rotten meat, and 3 yellow snow

[icy crystal]

And a neck tail

Or guck

[quick oar]

Guck

[quick oar]

When you try to drink, you get the special text “you physically can’t drink this”

That’s all it does

[icy crystal]

Or you can drink it, but instead of being called a mead of eewwww, it's called a mead of respawning

[quick oar]

You die

That’s it

[marsh sentinel]

I can see that going down an absolute treat with the players.

[quick oar]

Food sickness is no joke

[icy crystal]

I mean, there's already a /respawn dev command, so it's not even a completely new feature

[frosty walrus]

Still waiting to be able to drink the Boiling Death at Bonemass’ altar 😋

[icy crystal]

While we're at it, drinkable dragon egg yolk would also be cool.

[quick oar]

Drinkable water when?

[icy crystal]

Sometimes, alcoholic beverages were the only way to make water potable.

[wicked solstice]

I love when something hits me in the water, pushes me 50 meters further into the ocean (I can't attack because I'm swimming but it can because it's better) then it swims 2x my speed to my location to attack me again and kill me :D

truly the valheim experience 👏

3 FALL DAMAGE

3 FALL DAMAGE IS THE REASON I'M GONNA SPEND ANOTHER 5 MINUTES RUNNING TO MY DEAD BODY

[quick oar]

Sea serpents are the embodiment of the valheim experience

[wicked solstice]

sea serpents have unironically never been a problem

cause i only encounter them when i'm on a BOAT where i can fight back

[quick oar]

Howwww????

[wicked solstice]

see if i have a bow i can turn it into a pin cushion before it can molest my boat

HOWEVER if i'm swimming and the enemy is just walking in the water or swimming AND ATTACKING SIMULTANEOUSLY THEN I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF OR GET BACK TO SHORE SO I JUST DROWN OR SOONER JUST GET MURDERED BY THIS CREATURE OF GREAT TALENT

then i gotta swim back to that exact location to get my stuff back

except enemies camp your body when they kill you so that's a whole trip

fucking fall damage again

10 more minutes walking back there

hey valheim when is it time for the fun to start?

maybe it'll start in the ashlands

or maybe when i finally uninstall ts 😭

im actually crashing out

[marsh sentinel]

Fall damage is capped at 100HP, so as long as you remain higher than that you shouldn't die from it.

[wicked solstice]

thanks ill keep that in mind next time im running naked to my items

[marsh sentinel]

You don't have to do corpse runs naked, or without eating first. In fact, I'd recommend it.

[wicked solstice]

yeah to get 'touched' by something that saw me 50m away in the mist and one shots me even with food and my old armour set

just to waste my buffs and give me 2 sets of items to run after

oh hey i just died to fall damage again

[marsh sentinel]

👀

[wicked solstice]

it's all good though. im enjoying this lovely luxurious gameplay of running the same route 20 times

[marsh sentinel]

I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm.

[wicked solstice]

just to get that one lucky run where i don't step into a FUCKING SINKHOLE THAT'S RIGHT UNDER MY FEET because the developers decided to add an area which has the entire gimmick of having terrible land generation and not letting you see 2cm in front of you

oh great i died to fall damage again

[marsh sentinel]

Have you got a wisp torch at least?

[wicked solstice]

yup! on my dead body with the rest of my items

[icy crystal]

Gravestones don't despawn. Prepare as much as you want for the corpse run, including getting another wisp.

[wicked solstice]

it's truly innovative how this game can turn a 2 minute resource run into 30 minutes of riveting gameplay

[icy crystal]

My first raid kinda did that

[wicked solstice]

these devs should hire me, my mind is brimming full of ways to make their game less fun

[shy stump]

Make more than one…

[marsh sentinel]

Apparently impossible.

As is wearing clothes or eating suitable food.

[wicked solstice]

about as possible as having fun in this half-baked balance system

oh you have the best possible gear to explore this new biome? cool enjoy being one-shot by everything

btw they target your portal after you die so enjoy making a new boat to come back for your items

oh you built it in a high place? cute but these enemies fly and there's even one that drone strikes you

[marsh sentinel]

If you have the best possible gear, nothing should be one shotting you

[wicked solstice]

tell that to the 1* seeker soldier that gave us the warmest of welcomes to the new biome

[marsh sentinel]

The game can be tough at times but it doesn't sound like you're making life any easier for yourself.

[wicked solstice]

had a cool place for the eitr refinery but apparently it shoots shit that damages your building so imma just put it into a hole in the ground i guess

episode 526 of "why the fuck did the devs decide to add this feature into the game" of valheim

electric boogaloo

[marsh sentinel]

It sounds like you've made your mind up already and nothing from anyone else is going to change that.

[wicked solstice]

i've learned to just... accept whatever the next latest hairy bullshit is put onto my plate

[wicked solstice]

i'm here with an open mind. enlighten me as to why the eitr refinery shoots shit that damages my building

[vagrant imp]

Black marble doesn’t take dmg from the refinery and stops the projectiles that it shoots. You could encase it in that which is what I do

[wicked solstice]

and how this enhances my gameplay experience

[wicked solstice]

awesome, i'll be sure to make a room out of that stuff... never

it'll just stay in the hole in the ground

[vagrant imp]

Hole in ground works too

[marsh sentinel]

It's not that open it seems.

[wicked solstice]

i'm still yet to see an answer out of you as to how it enhances the gameplay experience of valheim

the alpha particles that is

[marsh sentinel]

It's just a fun challenge to overcome.

Have you tried playing with the world modifiers to maybe make things a bit more fun for you?

[wicked solstice]

i'll use them if, god forbid, me and my friend ever do a second playthrough

on a good note, i absolutely loved getting the soft tissue

there's something so freaky, disgusting and cool about finding an ancient giant carcass, breaking into its skull and digging all its brains out

just to put into my magic meatgrinder

which sounds like a weird sexual innuendo

[vagrant imp]

What I always go with for the stuff the refinery shoots out is that you’re refining sap down into unstable pure magic, which is a dangerous process that removes the impurities in the sap by shooting it out.

[vagrant imp]

The mining of brains is really fun

[wicked solstice]

oh i just genuinely thought it was irradiated

which is why i was half expecting to take damage just for holding the eitr

[vagrant imp]

The devs aren’t that mean

[wicked solstice]

i really wouldn't put it past them to do anything at this point

[vagrant imp]

But they do some things that makes me question them

[wicked solstice]

just died by getting sniped by one of the eitrs...

(skills lowered)

[vagrant imp]

That’s unfortunate….. and dumb

[wicked solstice]

i was trying to build a black marble staircase out of the funny refinery hole

but i guess it's personal with this machine

[vagrant imp]

It’s always personal with that thing and the magic it produces

[wicked solstice]

also, for costing 30 iron, 20 tin and 40 copper (20 bronze), i expected the krom to be a lot... bigger

like the fact that 80% of its item frame is just its handle when normal swords fit entirely in their item frame gave me a false sense of scale

thought i was gonna be dragging a jotun weapon across the ground

but it's really like 1.25x the length of a normal sword

maybe a generous 1.5

but anyway, plenty more weapons to try

and plenty more iron to ship home 🥹

[vagrant imp]

Always need more iron

I’m pretty sure the last biome you will need iron for is the mistlands idk about the deep north though

[wicked solstice]

sh sh no spoils

the spiral staircase takes copper 😭

devs trying their absolute hardest to keep copper relevant in the late game

no way ancient roots regen?

[marsh sentinel]

They do.

[wicked solstice]

so i have 2 gjalls camping outside one of my portals

and every time i go there, they load right back in exactly where they left off

which is mega annoying

bcz every time i tp i run the risk of instantly dying and losing my portal at the same time

so i guess that one's off limits now

why is my skelett hungry? what do i feed it?

[molten kayak]

it's not

it's just misleading text, they used the tame code for it

[wicked solstice]

A ok

Also I just realised I'm not in valheim chat

Was supposed to have written everything there

🫠👌

[radiant sand]

barev

[lusty fractal]

Yo have ya'll fought the greyling titan yet?

[radiant sand]

yesss i couldn’t kill it tho

[lusty fractal]

Brooo i've been trying to figure out how to spawn it in. Im on the new beta and everything but i cant figure it out

[radiant sand]

you need 50 greyling eyes and 10 ancient seeds. There’s an alter i forget where

[lusty fractal]

Ok thx

[radiant sand]

idk where the alter is tho

i forgot

[lean fable]

Candy today

[marsh sentinel]

There is no new beta.

[umbral fog]

Morning gjall 😄

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall🤌

[lean fable]

Nice, I got snaccs for today

[placid dawn]

Hello guys! How are you?

[slender marlin]

too hot no wind 🥵, rest is fine 🌇

[placid dawn]

We have a storm now. Internet is not working good

[slender marlin]

oh i would like the breeze but not the rest ⛈️

[storm anchor]

We have around 20°C currently and no clouds blocking the sun.

[slender marlin]

(envious troll reaction)

[storm anchor]

We have long periods of light currently, during these times in Lapland there is a phenomenon called "midnight sun".

Means there is no sunset during a period of around 2 months.

[slender marlin]

oh yeh i knew about that in northrn-north areas, must be very strange to watch

only time i saw something similar was on a flight over Atlantic from US to Europe, sun almost set then went back up, so strange

[storm anchor]

Well, I don't live in Lapland so I'm not experiencing it personally, but in area where I live we have around 20 hours of sunlight per day.

[slender marlin]

hold my beer mid-Europe-Summer-Solstice

[main sonnet]

New beta of a mod most likely.

After all, they're talking about a greyling titan which needs greyling eyes and ancient seeds to be spawned.

And considering the Elder isn't a Greyling or Greydwarf and only need 3 ancient seeds to be summoned, I s'pose they're talking about a mod. (in the wrong channel, as usual)

[radiant sand]

not a mod

y’all must not be in the know

[slender marlin]

maybe talking about public test branch being selected, it makes zero difference right now, no public-tests going on

[storm anchor]

Don't feed the

[slender marlin]

oh, my spider-senses are pre-coffe, didn't smell blue skin

saw val-chat just now

[storm anchor]

Yeh, but (according to their idle animation) the blue skins smell you.

(||Joke, obviously. ||)

[main sonnet]

They usually notice me the moment a fire arrow hits their head. But I just ran out of fire arrows before entering this conversation. 😦

[slender marlin]

200% smell of mining-generated sweat detected
(sillynes filter on, NO Valheim creature is able to smell anything)

[ornate pilot]

lock in

[night sorrel]

yo

[tardy vale]

yo

[lean fable]

Anybody else have connectivity issues when hosting their own server?

[winter coral]

Yeah, I can't connect to my buddy right now

[lean fable]

It's been downright awful lately

[marsh sentinel]

Everyone's experience is unique, they could have very different reasons.

[winter coral]

I eventually got in - had to join through Steam rather than through the game like I normally do

[tardy vale]

funky 🤔

[lean fable]

Thank you for telling me something I already know 👍

[marsh sentinel]

Your question suggested otherwise, my apologies.

[lean fable]

It's no big deal

[tough aspen]

what if we have none

[limber phoenix]

He just said that in the Palworld server too.

[tough aspen]

i worked a lot i dont wanna stand up tbh

[slender marlin]

uhm seems a bit of a random statement...

[marsh sentinel]

Huh?

[tough aspen]

He got purged and thus context lost

[rugged stag]

By purged - deleted message

[hardy tinsel]

unpurge everything so i can see and then purge it again

[marsh sentinel]

That's not how that works. You didnt miss much.

[hardy tinsel]

make it how that works

[marsh sentinel]

I'm neither a mod nor do I work for Discord.

[hardy tinsel]

become both for the next 60 seconds

[marsh sentinel]

I will never be a mod.

[icy crystal]

Ever considered that those messages got purged with the purpose of not letting you see them?

[hardy tinsel]

thats a problem

i should be let me see them

[icy crystal]

You the see but watch should let be see me then be see me?

[hardy tinsel]

No, the me pee flee shnee

[molten kayak]

Wiser words have never been said

[marsh sentinel]

They're certainly words.

[copper heart]

What is the recycle icon supposed to mean in the suggestions channel?

[tardy wagon]

That the idea or very similar idea was suggested in the past

[copper heart]

thank you

[dusky copper]

Just mod for a valheim community server

But I feel you brother, I've never gotten a chance at anything even if I showed great determination

[tardy vale]

every single moderator and helper here was picked out of dedication, skill and determination tho

non of them are hired goons 😄

[dusky copper]

my answer was unrelated to applying to become a moderator, but other hand picked things

[tardy vale]

I know 🙂

no one here applied to be a moderator. it's like the automatic turn-down rule 😄

I've had alot of people saying "I moderate this and that discord. I want to moderate valheim discord"

that's automatic no

[dusky copper]

thats fair enough

have you ever heard of a pen license in school?

[tardy vale]

not directly that word combo

but I can imagine what it means

[dusky copper]

yeah it pretty much explains itself, way back when i was a young bucko, the teacher announced you could get one if you worked hard for it, and showed dedication to your hand writing, so i was quite motivated to do it and i stuck to it the best i could, and the day came where she announced the students that got their licenses, and i wasnt one of them. i put alot of effort into that and never got one 😂

[tardy vale]

oof

we had a "sissor licence" in one of our craft courses in school back in the days

you had to show you didn't play around, was aware of how sharp they where and how to use one carefully. to get the licence 😄

[dusky copper]

yep i had that too, they always reinforced on do you need left handed or right handed scissors

way easier to get a makeshift weapon than a fancy pen lmfao

[tardy vale]

we had simular rules in wood+metal workshop 🤔

[dusky copper]

yeah wood working classes were goated, it was alot of fun, definitely didnt get enough of it, it wasnt much structured learning really. but i did get a hospital trip out of one one year when i was like 12

[tardy vale]

ouch

what happend 😄

[dusky copper]

i had a work knife, and was cutting hot glue away cause i was a perfectionist, and the blade skipped over the glue with how hard it was, and yeah i ended up scoring the middle skin between your thumb and pointer finger

luckily it was only surface and didnt go completely through

[tardy vale]

ah that spot 😄

yeah.. the amount of times knives slipped and random cuts ended up on your hands, fingers etc

[dusky copper]

you definitely learn though

i can never be too careful now

[tardy vale]

not sure I learned 😄

I got sooooo many marks from "oopses" by knives

[dusky copper]

yeah i mean they can say never cut towards yourself, but youll never fully understand it until it happens, and it happens in alot of instances, people will say this about this, and then you wont know until you truly experience it

[tardy vale]

and that's the first lie they tell you

cutting towards yourself have very good control, power and stability when you learn how to do it 👀

[dusky copper]

i do agree with that in some instances

if i was to do anything cutting related, i would only use the amount of blade necessary so i wouldnt have any excess that could you know.. cause more damage if i were to slip, and finding suitable placements for hands that arent below the blade, hence why i had that accident haha

i could be wrong, but i feel like bandsaws are way more safer

[storm anchor]

My big bro got a pocketknife for his 10th Birthday gift which he really wanted a lot and was thrilled. Later that day he was at health center due to a cut on his thumb because he cut something towards himself.

He definitely learned not to cut towards himself.

[tardy vale]

depends

bandsaws can take your entire arm off

but cutting towards yourself as a kid could be dangerous since you don't have an adult level of hand-finger co-ordination

but as an adult and you know the knife. you can easily cut towards yourself

[tardy vale]

big oof

[dusky copper]

i used to have little ones at school, they were portable ones i think, they had about 2-3 inches where the blade was exposed at the front

[tardy vale]

I got my first knife around 6 years old 🤔

was made out of wood with a wood "edge" so completly harmless

[dusky copper]

thats definitely questionable

[dusky copper]

thats not so bad

[tardy vale]

my grandfather made it in his machine shop 😄

so I could prove I could use it

so around 7 I got my first real knife

but it was a survival knife so I was very careful and respectful of it

[dusky copper]

yeah thats valuable big up to smiffe grandpa

[tardy vale]

but as the americans would say. "I was born in rural sweden"

@storm anchor knows probably what I mean 😄

[storm anchor]

Yeah, also from rural area. 👍

[tardy vale]

first knife, when?

[storm anchor]

I don't remember tho.

I wasn't that outdoorish person as a child.

[tardy vale]

I had no choice 😄

I liked books

but parrents back in the days use to belive "kids needs to be outside"

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall🤌

coffee rightaway, good idea

[storm anchor]

Same, and comics. Especially Donald Duck.

[umbral fog]

Isnt 6-8 ish pretty normal age to get your first knife? 🤔

[tardy vale]

oh hell yeah, donald duck 😄

[tardy vale]

depends on rural vs city kid

unless the city kid is into scouting

[slender marlin]

uhm, i remember i was less than 9, but it was a small one, with soe other tools incorporated in it, not a """knife""" (Crocodile Dundee meme)

[tardy vale]

lol

pocket folding knife?

[umbral fog]

I mean, i lived in a city pretty much untill i was 12 and still alway got out to parks, wooded areas on the outskirta where i coul get my hands on some wood to carve or make fire with😄

[tardy vale]

or swiss army knife ?

[slender marlin]

yeh , with a screwdriver a can opener and a smaller blade

[umbral fog]

I think that was also my first one 😁

[slender marlin]

swiss, then about 10-11 the one officially given to me to "pick grapes", but tat was more evil looking ahah

[tardy vale]

oh

thin and long?

or with a hook on the end?

[umbral fog]

Tho it was quite dull and i didn't figure out how to "properly" sharpen knives ( or what i thought at the time was proper) untill few years later

[slender marlin]

it's like a kinfe-sized billhooh, sharp but very curved on top

[tardy vale]

like these right?

[dusky copper]

that reminded me of an angry grandpa video of where he tries to open a can with a knife and fails

[slender marlin]

yup, now it's like "not recommended" in professional farming situation, and they tend to give you scissors for grapes, but itìs so uncomfortable, with the billhook i have my left hand and two fingers of my right free!

[tardy vale]

indeed 😮

it requires some finger dexterity skill levels tho

[dusky copper]

playing guitar will give you that

im pretty sure it also makes your fingers spread out more, its barely noticeable but you can see the difference in each hand

[slender marlin]

huh, don't know about that, i noticed it badly with bassplaying, but yeh, i picked grapes some weeks in summers and played all year long so we got a winner, when i got to work all year as farmer it was different fruit, no blades needed

[tardy vale]

blink twice if you got a italian bass playing youtube channel 👀

[dusky copper]

yeah its dependant on the fret spacing, varying over instruments

[lean fable]

I want to order pizza or something but can't justify 30 dollars ... like wtf

[slender marlin]

ahah, no never youtubed anything

[dusky copper]

make one

[tardy vale]

why would you pay those "food devliery service" ?

should been banned already

[lean fable]

That's what I mean, I cant justify it

[tardy vale]

our local pizza store charge me 5€

the food deliver special service, 20€

[lean fable]

foodora charges like 10 XD

[tardy vale]

like. um 🤔
are they even trying?

oh right. "marketing by branding"

[slender marlin]

oh wait 30 JUST for delivery?

[tardy vale]

yes 😄

that's ontop the cost to buy it

[lean fable]

Nah, there's service fee, delivery fee and you have to order at min 20 dollars so in the end its like 30-40

When the pizza cost 15 if you go there.

[slender marlin]

🤌 mamma mia🤌 i would-a been starving out there

[lean fable]

Haha I've actually only ordered ONCE in my entire life and it was because I had a 50% off coupon and tried foodora for the first time

[slender marlin]

yeh it's a lot, 15 dollars pizza not that bad, even here with increasing prices, top price pizzas in good pizzerias can reach 12-13 euros

[storm anchor]

Yoooo fellow bassist here.

[lean fable]

Well, I should specify, the 15 dollar pizza is family, child pizza or "standard" is less

[tardy vale]

I've heard bass is for big brain people 🤔

[lean fable]

The family pizza lasted me like 3 days :D

[slender marlin]

aaah didn't know that! sorry for the though life ahahah

[storm anchor]

It surely is underrated tho.

[slender marlin]

there are many musician inside-jokes that tell the exact difference but i dont believe them

[storm anchor]

Well, not only bassist but also drumming and some guitar playing.

[slender marlin]

like we share the old one with drummers "four musicians and a drummer/bassplayer walk in a bar"

[tardy vale]

😄

typical tho

[slender marlin]

yeh, the one i like the most, my teacher told me, picture us as a bit lazy and greedy

it's like "football field, 50 euros in the center, on corners a bassplayer, a pianist, santa claus and a smart drummer, who gets the money?"
answer "the pianist, santa and smart drummer don't exist, and the bassplayer won't even move a step for less than 100"

moved many steps for 50 in life actually, ofc

[slender marlin]

actually, one could tell by profile pic, upright too?

[storm anchor]

Welp, that's not me tho.

[slender marlin]

eheh, yeh i didnt thought that

1950ish NY jazz double bass player playing Valheim? could be.. eheheh

[tough aspen]

thus killed chat

[slender marlin]

nah it's Sunday

maybe i did, too much bassist-niche things 🫢

[main sonnet]

I think it got the blood sucked out of it. 😄

[lean fable]

Really wanted to stay up late and keep playing Valheim last night. I could have twenty years ago🤣👨‍🦳

[slender marlin]

heh happens a lot, but you can try ninja Murphy's law, when you have some commitment early in the morning, suddenly age won't count and you can stay up till 4am playing like a 20yo!

[cyan creek]

Oh, there are bassists here ?

[storm anchor]

Apparently.

[slender marlin]

ha, you too??

[lean fable]

Nice suggestion, I often do find myself involuntarily waking up at around 4 or 5 in the morning and can’t fall back asleep, should play some Valheim during that time

[slender marlin]

that's a good option! even less damging if you wouldn't sleep anyway

[cyan creek]

Yep. Its been two years I own one now, but no teacher (I had to make a choice) so I learned by waching play-along-tabs videos

I am thinking about learning to slap soon

[slender marlin]

haa, nice! on a small survey, but looks like Valheim is suitable for bassists! it's ok, with the amount of lesson videos and tutorials there are around you can go quite far by yourself, some really good players never had a proper teacher, it's kinda subjective how much you need one imo, (i think i'm half-n-half, needed a teacher but also to get some techniques/generes by myself)

[storm anchor]

Slow paced gameplay suits well for us bassists.

[scenic wing]

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there 😎

[slender marlin]

just uncle, but many cheers anyway to all!

[storm anchor]

Ah, forgot some countries have that in different date. Happy Father's Day nonetheless!

[placid dawn]

Same thing, friend

[slender marlin]

eheh, right not even sure wich date is celebrated here, anyway double celebrations is always good

[storm anchor]

We celebrate it during November.

I think usually the 2nd Sunday.

[slender marlin]

i checked, it's March 19 here, so not even Europe/US, but changing state by state

[tardy vale]

it's bloody 27C outside in the shade

[slender marlin]

36

[cyan creek]

26° feels cold here in this season.

[slender marlin]

officially turned on fan yesterday, will be turned off late september i guess

[umbral fog]

Same here sadly 🥲

[slender marlin]

27 would be enough to not breath even here with humidity levels (swamp/plains border, both wet debuff and deathskitoes)

[ornate pilot]

Studying them rank insignias

Three weeks left

[storm anchor]

No other words than good mornings, Lauri. 🤌💥

[ornate pilot]

Thank you

I went to sotku today so now all the corporals know my face

I’m cooked

[storm anchor]

All them know who to recommend to NCO course.

[ornate pilot]

Auk?

💀

Sausage snaps or something like that

[storm anchor]

To the sausage cover!

[rustic granite]

hey ya'll, thanks for letting me in.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-gif-17947975675570061849

[quick oar]

STOP FLEXING GIFS!!!!! >:(
crys

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-cute-kawaii-kitty-gif-492947389134426846

[quick oar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337202881694142514/1364818395668676728/tumblr_2a548b982ef2bbd2acf31a83d1a16394_b9e8737b_250.gif.webp

[frosty walrus]

.gif.webp

[tough aspen]

I gotta ask...what the fuck is this sentence

[storm anchor]

Finnish army things.

[tough aspen]

ah yes much clearer 💯

[storm anchor]

Or maybe rather "wiener".

[storm anchor]

Translated into "nakki" in Finnish, which in army slang means a task that you have been unvoluntary chosen to do.

[ornate pilot]

My dad told not to be the first but also not the last

In other words to take it easy and observe patiently

[tardy vale]

then fire the missiles

[ornate pilot]

Boom boom

[tardy vale]

now what did we say about non-english words?

[marsh sentinel]

We said nej!

[tardy vale]

...................................................................

[ornate pilot]

Sorry mate

I meant to say

The north stands firm

[tough aspen]

but im le tired

[marsh sentinel]

Hi le tired...

[clever atlas]

where can i suggest ideas to add to the game ?

[umbral fog]

#suggestions 🙂

[clever atlas]

ty

[umbral fog]

Remember to put 💡 at the start tho

[grizzled moat]

it's only 37 out i'll trade you

[hardy tinsel]

hi

[analog swallow]

I wont be surprised if it gets up to 40C this summer where I live, again

[tardy vale]

shade or in sunlight?

[craggy holly]

we had 42C in the shade at some stage, I just spent all day sitting in a lake

[glass cypress]

I'd be fine never experiencing summer again

[icy crystal]

Agreed as a reluctant Texan

[quick oar]

Happy faders day gjall

[pliant drum]

when is this game getting 70 biomes

[scenic wing]

Come on, that would just be ridiculous….
69 is more than enough.

[pliant drum]

coming from the person that's never done 69 in their life

[marsh sentinel]

9 is plenty.

[pliant drum]

for casuals

[quick oar]

That’s crazy

[tardy vale]

7 would be nice

[marsh sentinel]

7?

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[tardy vale]

no I was just thinking about a song

man is 5
devil is 6
that must make me 7

so seven is a good number

[marsh sentinel]

Oh. OK. Don't know it.

[tough aspen]

ofc us mere mortals dont know obscure smiffe music

[violet belfry]

[tardy vale]

You know the song tho

[tough aspen]

i do?

[tardy vale]

um. yeah?

it's the only track this group have done, that isn't a joke 🤔

[tough aspen]

why answer in riddles smiffe gimme the song name

[tardy vale]

from 1996

[violet belfry]

The good olde days

[tardy vale]

bloodhound gang ❤️

[tough aspen]

i was 6 🥲

[violet belfry]

I was 9

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-gif-22320808

[violet belfry]

Smiffe was 40

[tardy vale]

ez

[tough aspen]

also it was post-yu, our tv only had 3 channels and fo sho bloodhound gang wasn't on one of them

[tardy vale]

I was born adult

I had alot of CD albums

like "Absolut music"

popular music stuff

[violet belfry]

Prefer a certain genre?

[tardy vale]

not really 🤔

some genres I don't have a special taste for. but most music works for me

[tough aspen]

he enjoys the flush of a toilet if its melodic enough

[tardy vale]

xD

you say that.

as Gregorian - The Sound of Silence, comes on 😄

but Gregorian is to cultivated for most 🤔

then Pantera into Kylie Minogue

wierd list this is

[marsh sentinel]

Nothing wrong with Kylie.

[tough aspen]

a kylie song was my first ever polyphonic ringtone when i was a tween

[tardy vale]

absolutly nothing wrong with a little Kylie 😄

[ornate pilot]

Smiffe you’re a G

[tardy vale]

G?

[crimson inlet]

Gangster but not really

[ornate pilot]

As in cool guy

[tardy vale]

oh

just like Ali G

[ornate pilot]

Yeah it’s not literal afaik

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ali-g-sacha-baron-cohen-respect-gif-4606499

[crimson inlet]

Yep, it's a loose word/letter

[tardy vale]

Generalisimo?

[crimson inlet]

Like OG, but G

Like Chad

[slender marlin]

gooda afternoona 🤌

[umbral fog]

Like an african country? 🤔

[crimson inlet]

This week needs to hurry up already
I need the vacation quick

Before something happens and it cancels

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprise-what-cats-cats-of-the-internet-gif-19423109

[coarse burrow]

👋 hello people

[coarse burrow]

it's 7am and i am already bored ugh

i'm just endlessly refreshing a tracking page for a shipment i'm waiting for lol

[rugged stag]

You're better off watching an Abomination walk around a swamp

[tardy vale]

don't invade their sleeping ground then 🤔

[coarse burrow]

not a bad idea

[rugged stag]

Tis fine, I just stand on top of a crypt/tree branch

[coarse burrow]

sniping random enemies with a bow from a perch is a fun way to pass the time

[hardy tinsel]

it looks like i'm 20 now

i don't know how to feel about that

[coarse burrow]

today's your birthday?

[scenic wing]

Start a savings account immediately, and start putting money into it every time you get paid. In 10 years you’ll thank yourself

[hardy tinsel]

I don't trust CAD to retain any value in that much time at all!

I think investments sound better these days!

but i need a bit of savings to buy things anyways

[marsh sentinel]

Investments are definitely more risk than currency unless you're in an active war zone.

[hardy tinsel]

unless its got half decent intrinsic value

food, power, shelter, ammunition, metals, livestock, electronics and the means to keep them running, gardens.

canadas economy and the value of its money is faltering at the moment, i sure hope it doesn't continue to go that way

my half sister lives in an apartment sharing rent with 5 other people because its 20k per month

[coarse burrow]

well you sound more forward-thinking than i was when i was 20

[hardy tinsel]

vancouver moment

[quick oar]

Can i use cyphers???

Sometimes I speak in schrimmbly cypher

[umbral fog]

I see another non-english word 😄

[marsh sentinel]

That's literally her name. Else we'd be complaining about Asatru too.

[umbral fog]

Oh, true, i didnt notice it through all the pieces xD

[hardy tinsel]

huhh

[quick oar]

Lemme test schrimmbly cypher

Wrh rh hxsirnnyob xbksvi

Oke, it works

[hardy tinsel]

huuuhhhh

[quick oar]

Huuuuuuhhhhhhh

[hardy tinsel]

Hhhhhuuuuuhhhhhh

[quick oar]

Hhhhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[hardy tinsel]

HHhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[quick oar]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ornate pilot]

Yes

Wait i meantp

[ornate pilot]

Yes

[tough aspen]

Wtf is happening here

[ornate pilot]

Its like that picture of donald clover coming home with a pizza box

[quick oar]

Yes

[quick oar]

CUEEWWW!!! (Yippeee)

[tough aspen]

Ah, summer break probably

[slender marlin]

Summer break does this?

[tough aspen]

To kids yes

[umbral fog]

Meh, not yet, another 2 weeks

[ornate pilot]

You’re 2 weeks late for some nordic countries

[quick oar]

Last day of school for me

Yes, on a Monday

[umbral fog]

Hmmm, nice for you then 😄

[ornate pilot]

I graduated two weeks ago

[quick oar]

Yay!!

[umbral fog]

Ah, we had graduations here around two weeks back too, but school year ends in ~two weeks 🙂

[slender marlin]

i was a kid we threw flour at each other, throw people in the park's pond and maybe yelled some swear words, but those where "words" at least

[hardy tinsel]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hi guys

[quick oar]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[slender marlin]

times changed i guess

[quick oar]

Cse👍

[hardy tinsel]

HHHHHHHHHHuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quick oar]

Huh?

[umbral fog]

Can you please stop with spamming?

[hardy tinsel]

whats in it for me

[quick oar]

Tamc👍

[main sonnet]

Well, perhaps you're not going to be reported in the Mod mail?

[hardy tinsel]

now thats a deal if i've ever heard one

[quick oar]

I love cyphers

[marsh sentinel]

You get to stay on the server?

[quick oar]

Fire deal

[hardy tinsel]

Yeah!

[quick oar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[hardy tinsel]

See now that wasn't so bad

[tough aspen]

Why not just dm eachother

[hardy tinsel]

its too far, i can't make it

[ornate pilot]

Only cypher I know is mgsv

[hardy tinsel]

hi 🌸✨Samaramon✨🌸

[quick oar]

U jtrjsh 👍

[ornate pilot]

Who was talking about investing

[quick oar]

I know schrimmbly cypher 😎😎😎

[main sonnet]

I think that if it comes up to the point where the Mod-mail is going to be involed, it may end up in CU L8ER, alig8er

So stop the gibberish talking and stick to plain English so everyone can understand.

[hardy tinsel]

that would be me

[quick oar]

Urm, achtuly, it’s cypher text ☝️🤓

[hardy tinsel]

i don't invest in random obscure wack ideas for the possibility of gambling and striking it rich, i invest in that which is securely valuable and everyone knows it

who doesn't think that metals and stored food isn't valuable

i guess its almost more like prepping

rural stuff

[quick oar]

Website used: https://cryptii.com/pipes/alphabetical-substitution
prompt: Mxjbwdnfuoagzrteqhpisyklcv

[tough aspen]

jfc stop

[main sonnet]

I don't care what it is.
It's been asked multiple times by multiple people to stop using it. So stop it.

[quick oar]

Now u can see what I’m saying

[ornate pilot]

What does jfc stand for

I haven’t kept up

[quick oar]

Same here

[main sonnet]

It's a not so friendly swear word expression the Pope won't like at all.

It's also a sign that Miss Sam slowly starts to run out of patience.
And last thing you don't want is Miss Sam running out of patience.

Because when that happens, things will get very nasty, bloody and all that.

[tough aspen]

nothing will happen it's just annoying and spam

[quick oar]

shivers my timbers

I will stop

👍

[storm anchor]

I get this many unread messages for this? 😶‍🌫️

[main sonnet]

And there goes my question about asking how long it took people to find the last person that annoyed you and why they didn't recognize him in the first place. 😦

[tardy vale]

No

[quick oar]

I’ll stop 👍

[marsh sentinel]

45 min purge? Nothing of value will be lost.

[quick oar]

Is that bad for me?

[tardy vale]

Yes

[quick oar]

Oke

[ornate pilot]

Uh oh

[quick oar]

runs into the void to hide

[tardy vale]

Self cleaning please. I am not at my pc atm

[marsh sentinel]

Oie. No-one is going to do all that.

[quick oar]

I’m gonna do some self reflection

Byebye

walks further into the void

[marsh sentinel]

I think just not spamming the channel is fine.

[ornate pilot]

If no one isn’t, everyone is?

[quick oar]

And no cyphers

[quick oar]

walks out of the void

schrimmbly has leveled up social norms

[ornate pilot]

Oh great heavens

[quick oar]

Salutations my fellow citizens of this fine community

[ornate pilot]

Salutations

💀

[quick oar]

Would you fancy some tea and crumpets?

☕

[ornate pilot]

I love crumpets mate

[quick oar]

politely exchanges

[ornate pilot]

In exchange for what

[quick oar]

For void, for i am in a mood of generosity

[ornate pilot]

Fair

[quick oar]

I’m going to discontinue my attention to my virtual communication technology

I am going to train my muscles on my reeded instrument of the musical selection 🎷

[main sonnet]

I just realized "jfc" isn't a swear word the pope won't like.

It means Johan Footballing Cruyff! ⚽

[slender marlin]

wasn't it just for courtesy?

[ornate pilot]

Jikes freaking creep

[quick oar]

Jesters forging coins

Joint fundraising committee

Joint force command

[stark glade]

Jurassic Farce Company.

[south condor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-peek-hiding-hide-gif-5340342

[quick oar]

THE MIST BIRD GUY!!

[south condor]

Mist bird trash panda guy (if you wanna go that route), to be precise lol ... I only chose the name cause of the meaning :p

[crimson inlet]

🎉

[umbral fog]

You must have a great memory then

[south condor]

oh indeed

[cyan creek]

Or a big yellow « ! » over the head, and the ability to pop everywere when we expect you the less

[umbral fog]

-# Sadly no Munin emoji

[quick oar]

Do the thing, do the thing!!!

[hardy tinsel]

hi

[quick oar]

hi

[crimson inlet]

Can you guys do the thing
I missed it last time

[quick oar]

No

[crimson inlet]

😥

[quick oar]

I’m not gonna get banned

[crimson inlet]

Unlucky, I should have been there
Wanted to see it live

[crimson inlet]

It's not the same

[quick oar]

I know 😢

[crimson inlet]

But if it happens at some point let me know, I wanna see

[ornate pilot]

Rough ban bait

[main sonnet]

<--- wonders if Smiffe has the authority to change the channel's name into "Valheim's Ball bin"
(Also wonders if IKEA won't object to the use of that name.

[tardy vale]

of course I do

[hardy tinsel]

watch the VOD

[main sonnet]

Right.

So when I return to this discord at some point after waking up this week and I see that name instead of "General", I know I need to take a left turn and park my Dwarven butt in another channel. 🙂

[crimson inlet]

Not at all, those who know would know that it's not a bait at all
🔮

Almost sounds sarcastic but it isn't

[ornate pilot]

Why does everybody have flowers in their name

[tardy vale]

spring stuff

[icy crystal]

Everyone who doesn't have flowers in their name is a certified hater

[quick oar]

I do too

[ornate pilot]

What’s a plastic reed

[quick oar]

A reed made of plastic, not reed

This is the one i have

[coarse burrow]

i always wanted to try a plastic reed when i played sax in high school but i never did

are they better?

[slender marlin]

they probably last longer, wood ones chip if you just look at them too intensely (i play a bit of clarinet badly and just for fun, no professional opinion)

[ornate pilot]

What’s a reed

[quick oar]

you don't need to wet them, so yea

[quick oar]

a little wooden or plastic thing used to make sound on woodwind instruments

[quick oar]

can confirm

[ornate pilot]

Why is it called a woodwind instrument

[quick oar]

cuz reed= wood

[ornate pilot]

And blowing = wind

[quick oar]

play=wind

ye

[ornate pilot]

Makes sense

Do you just blow it or is there a technique

[quick oar]

there is

[icy crystal]

A lot of technique lol

[slender marlin]

yeh not a recorder flute

[quick oar]

here's some mouthpeice and reed info https://youtu.be/FTMMcrkp5Jc?si=P1xXWBw3nKpurimG

[quick oar]

Wtf?!?!

[lunar burrow]

Hello Chat

[quick oar]

Hello

[jolly raven]

Constantly spawning 2 troll skeletons and helping them with the frozen staff was a good combo against faded

What to do now btw, I don't know what to do next and I don't know how to max my tables

[stiff salmon]

Farm 3 black metal chests full of mushrooms and veggies

[tardy vale]

and that's why people don't have GIF posting rights 😄

[quick oar]

Good

But why u tho??…

[tardy vale]

why I can?

[quick oar]

Ur also irresponsible with it

[tardy vale]

yup

[quick oar]

Yup

[marsh sentinel]

If that isnt the pot calling the kettle black after 30 minutes of spamming 'cyphers'.

[tardy vale]

but whatever I do reflects on the company

[quick oar]

Fair

[quick oar]

Absolutely

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-cute-kawaii-kitty-gif-492947389134426846

[quick oar]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/keeping-an-eye-out-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-cautiously-looking-observing-gif-14541827916889158503

[idle thicket]

Owl ❤️

[lean fable]

I bought a Nikola Tesla bio back in 2018. Lost interest in it for years but now I’ve entered endgame and I will finish this book. Ever have that experience with books?

[vagrant imp]

Yeah, currently attempting to work my way through the wheel of time, on book 7/13 haven't picked it up in months because I have no interest at the moment. Honestly a great book series no idea why I stopped rreading it

[lean fable]

Kinda funny how long it can take to get back into a book huh, like when the timing’s right🤓

[vagrant imp]

Yeah

[upbeat drift]

Me with the Paradise trilogy from Ted Dekker.

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall🤌

[tardy vale]

Morgen Gjall

[crimson inlet]

I love using Snapchat, I make the dumbest things...
But today I accidentally posted it on the map instead of my friends

Pure panic after realizing

🤞 hope no one saw before deleting

[tardy vale]

they all saw it 👀

[crimson inlet]

People who post/view on the map are lunatics

[tough aspen]

map?

ok nvm i see its about snapchat and ive never used it

[tardy vale]

same same

[tough aspen]

im a social media hermit

[slender marlin]

same, dunno what snapchat is

[crimson inlet]

It's a noncommittal way to communicate
Throwaway messages

Been using it since it came out, one of my favorites

It's like I'll tell you something, but I don't want it to be a conversation

Save the conversation for vc or dm

Just pull up the phone, talk random shit, send, forget about it

[tough aspen]

but i dont talk to anyone f

[tardy vale]

I prefear human interactions 🤔

not AI-bots

[crimson inlet]

Bots?

Snapchat is not a chatbot

The gimmick is that after they're opened, they're "deleted"

Like disappearing messages on IG and whatsapp

[tough aspen]

yeah no archive

[crimson inlet]

I'd laugh my ass off if I know that there's someone in Snapchat inc or whatever that's watching what I'm sending

[tardy vale]

they read

look who owns snapchat

remember AI

they got a profile on you

[crimson inlet]

That's fine, as long as they don't send to my family

Or coworkers

Actually, fine with family
It's just stupid

[crimson inlet]

I've given up on the concept of privacy

Long ago

[slender marlin]

i actually only heard of it on internet videos, no people i know, maybe not a big thing here 🤌

[crimson inlet]

It's been fun, and still is

But for privacy, I feel that it doesn't matter how hard you try

AND
Who's important enough to be spied on anyway

So if they wanna view my dumbass snaps, they can go for it in secret

In other news, someone accidentally unmuted in a meeting saying "well he just wasted 40 minutes"

[tough aspen]

surprised you havent linked your snap on discord, you have everything else

[crimson inlet]

🙌

[slender marlin]

technologya!

[crimson inlet]

Privacy is a myth

[crimson inlet]

Gold

I've heard japanese people say it
Amazing

My people

[slender marlin]

yeh fun one, also those two sound a lot like me and one of my friends, it became base vocabulary

[crimson inlet]

💁‍♀️ technologya

[tardy vale]

sounds like a song 🤔

[crimson inlet]

You don't know the video?

[tardy vale]

no..?

I'm all about Daft Punk

[crimson inlet]

It's some Saudi bloke seeing an automatic arm rest go up
Impressed he yells out: "technology"

[slender marlin]

didn't hear of that? is on tons of silly videos, it became like an audio-meme for commenting anything technology related, especially if it' home made silly but surprisingly working solutions

[crimson inlet]

Love it

[slender marlin]

rl example: my car has a broken door mechanism, i open the back door, reach inside to the front to unlock manually: technologya! (also ironic about how my car is trashed)

[tardy vale]

not to much Saudi memes comes our way up here in the north 🤔

[crimson inlet]

If it made it to Japan it 100% made it north

[slender marlin]

i really didn't know it was Saudi, came through ig silly videos (real reason i still have an ig)

[crimson inlet]

I can usually tell just by looking
But there are secrets

[slender marlin]

oh, didn't even see the original one, lots of other situations with same audio comment

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[crimson inlet]

Look at it
It's geniune

[slender marlin]

ahah, yeh now i saw it

[crimson inlet]

Fun stuff

[slender marlin]

it's usually cut shorter so you don't hear the second guy talking after, it would have been more obvious

[lean fable]

HECK YES, going to special candy store today

[crimson inlet]

Special? ☘️

[lean fable]

Yeah, like a store only for candy

[slender marlin]

🙂‍↔️ ☝️ special store, regular candy

[lean fable]

NO

[storm anchor]

Those were the best when I was a kid: buying a big bag of candy and having movie night with brother and cousins.

[lean fable]

A store that has special candy!

YEAH, I will buy 4-5KG

[crimson inlet]

Special candy 🚀

☄️

[lean fable]

Steam Summer Sale in 9 days.

[crimson inlet]

I bought resident evil 2 3 4 bundle

When will I play them? Idk

Wait.. is it not summer sale already?

Ah maybe was just Capcom sale

[lean fable]

No

[crimson inlet]

What if they have a cheaper deal On summer

[lean fable]

I pre-ordered like 5 games a week ago when it was that game event thingy

[storm anchor]

Oh yeah, sugar overload.

[crimson inlet]

I never played any resident evil

So might be fun
And maybe because they're old, they won't have many cutscenes 🤙

Or do the remasters have cutscenes

I'd be so mad

[slender marlin]

same with RDR 2, was like 85% off some time ago, dunno if and when i'll play it (tried the intro and it's good!)

[crimson inlet]

I have rdr2 but never played

[coarse burrow]

i've played the rdr 2 intro like 3 times lol i can't get into the game for some reason

[crimson inlet]

Summer sales are scams

Buy games you'll never play

[crimson inlet]

Ah bummer

I might end up like that

I had a family member nonstop telling me I have to play
So I have to

[slender marlin]

i mean it was less than 10 bucks, and iconic game, so i got it but yeh, Valheim, Diablo 2, some '90s fps revival and time's over

[lean fable]

I buy games to collect, not play.

[crimson inlet]

But they're digital ☠️

[lean fable]

So what :D

[crimson inlet]

I don't know, doesn't seem too collectible

I have a bookshelf filled with all old Nintendo shit (GameCube Wii and DS)

[lean fable]

Of course you can collect digital things

Like badges 😎

[crimson inlet]

They're so dusty

[lean fable]

I love digital, hate physical

[slender marlin]

yeh, not many other options for modern game

[crimson inlet]

Digital is too convenient

[slender marlin]

unless you're Diablo 4 and sell a collector's box set at kjpillion euros, without the game inside (nor code, you have to buy it digital separately)

[crimson inlet]

Idm physical dying out

[lean fable]

Physical just take up space!

[crimson inlet]

I haven't bought any physical game since........

Probably tears of the kingdom collector edition

[lean fable]

I'm waiting for Battlefield 6

[coarse burrow]

I'm waiting for cyberpunk 2 so it should only be like 10 years

[lean fable]

And Witcher 4

[crimson inlet]

I haven't played cyberpunk

Right now playing the hell out of Elden ring nightreign

[coarse burrow]

word

[crimson inlet]

What a treat that game is

[coarse burrow]

cyberpunk is awesome, highly recommend

[crimson inlet]

I would
But the game queue is too large

so many I need to play

[lean fable]

I'm excited to co-op nightreign when they add 2 player co-op

[crimson inlet]

I couldn't convince a 3rd player yet

So duo would be nice

Trying to get 100% achievements and 100% stories of all characters right now

[lean fable]

3 player co-op is just so weird to me!

[crimson inlet]

It is, sometimes you get those who think they're speedrunners but end up ruining the game by running off alone
We always succeed when player 3 cooperates

But when player 3 thinks they know better, we fail

I also want to play mhwilds more but the game is just garbage at the current time

One of the most disappointing releases

[lean fable]

The story way lame

[crimson inlet]

1000%!!!

14 hours of non-gameplay being taken hostage

Wait for the characters to be amazed over a random plant
I don't care that they're amazed! I want to be amazed!
I want to go there and find it
/Rant

[lean fable]

What I hated the abolutely MOST was the whiny kid

UGH, so frustrating!

[crimson inlet]

"I heard from the others! 🙂 "
Shut up

Hahahahah

But truly, being held hostage through the story was so depressing
Paid $70 to not play a game

[lean fable]

"Something is destroying the world"

• LET IT BEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crimson inlet]

I did play 40 hours
But it felt not worth it compares to monster hunter world
I hate the sekrit, I hated everything except the combat

[coarse burrow]

tjop of the morgen

[tardy vale]

so quiet in here after we posted in #news 🤔

what gives 😄

[frosty walrus]

It's all in #valheim-chat

[slender marlin]

🎯 that's a very nice one!

also quite needed before finewood bow, crude drops a lot

[storm anchor]

Very cool, you can practice aiming and retrieve arrows.
Also can train aiming with spear.

[slender marlin]

video is too dark and flashy, gotta inspect it more later 🔎

[feral portal]

How do you build the target? Or is it not in game right now?

[slender marlin]

not right now, it will be part of the combat update (prior to Deep North, but still eta unknown)

[feral portal]

Okay, got it. Thanks!

[storm anchor]

It looks like there is ||some kind of Elaking big bro at the end of the video maybe||.

[placid dawn]

I did it. I passed my final exam

[cyan creek]

GG

[placid dawn]

It’s a good time to rest

[lean fable]

Just came home from candy store.

HOT DAMN

[slender marlin]

5 kg?

[lean fable]

Ye, candy is heavy

[crimson inlet]

Sour is my jam

[jade sentinel]

So is the target mostly a decorative piece?

[tardy vale]

it doesn't fire laserbeams at enemies 🤔

[tough aspen]

I mean there was a description

[marsh sentinel]

But that involves reading!

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-hysterically-crying-meme-crying-man-the-joker-joker-gif-14729799565162038893

-# there is no coffee anymore in my home office

[tough aspen]

make your kid go buy some

[tardy vale]

She's at daycare

and I don't have any local stores for a 5 year old to go buy from

[tough aspen]

time to train her better

[tardy vale]

needs to learn how to drive

[tough aspen]

also wtf since when is she 5?

[tardy vale]

since december 2024 🤔

[tough aspen]

damn i missed it

[tardy vale]

most do since her level-up day is when everyone celebrates x-mas

[tough aspen]

not me im balkan

[tardy vale]

you guys don't have christmas? 😮

[tough aspen]

its in january

[tardy vale]

christmas is in january for you? 😮

[crimson inlet]

Jesus lagged

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-991789866523373942

[crimson inlet]

We don't have Christmas
But when it's november.. we have 3 story tall Christmas trees in malls until January

And a lot of Christmas music
The things we do for tourists

[tough aspen]

its just a difference in calendars

[storm anchor]

Do all Balkan countries have same calendar, the Orthodox one?

[tough aspen]

not all

[slender marlin]

Slo and Hr have western right?

[thorny current]

it is hard with silver items to go to plains?

[frosty walrus]

Silver is what you're supposed to use in plains

[thorny current]

but musquito still one shot right?

[frosty walrus]

Not if you're well prepared

[umbral fog]

Depends what you are wearing

[frosty walrus]

Also they have 10 hp and one of the lowest attacks in the entire game so they can be killed and dodged easily

[thorny current]

wdym well prepared

[frosty walrus]

mountains tier food and armor

[thorny current]

is abdomination trophy worth somethinmg

[umbral fog]

You can use it to make certain fishing bait 🙂

[thorny current]

can i pet lox

[coarse burrow]

only if you take off all your armor first and have no weapons on you

[marsh sentinel]

You will die very quickly.

[coarse burrow]

then i will die doing what i love

[storm anchor]

You can pet your tamed ones or Halstein (at Haldor's), Blåbär or Hallon (at Hildir's).

[manic bolt]

fml how long do we have to wait for the new update?

[umbral fog]

Until it is done 😄

-# And no, nobody knows when it will be, only info we have is "not soon" 🙂

[marsh sentinel]

We didn't even hear about it until a few weeks ago.

[tardy vale]

until it's ready 😉

[molten kayak]

Gonna miss Hervor 🫡

[vagrant imp]

If I was in charge she would probably be dead already

[frosty walrus]

She's using Jotun Bane so it's going to happen at some point

[molten kayak]

REAL

[marsh sentinel]

Seems mean.

[umbral fog]

What do we know 😄 poison might be very effective in DN

[frosty walrus]

Even if it's more effective you're losing so much damage because it won't stack

Unless the combat update changes that

[molten kayak]

Perhaps combat update changes poison

And it's best in slot

[vagrant imp]

It’s just me though, maybe she will live

[umbral fog]

Yeah, we will have to wait and see 🙂 would love if it get changed somewhat and gets more viable

[frosty walrus]

1H axes would also need a stronger secondary

It's so useless right now

[umbral fog]

Well it was intended to help with stump removal, not combat really afaik

[frosty walrus]

It could easily do both if it just had a higher damage multiplier or more stagger or something like that

[vagrant imp]

Screw the secondary for them, you want axes go with berserkir and crystal

[frosty walrus]

Being one of the only secondary attacks with more than 0% turnspeed is cool but not enough

[vagrant imp]

Their secondary seems like it was made to remove stumps not your enemies

[dapper marlin]

I'm quite eager to see how the combat update effects ||summoned skellies||

[frosty walrus]

But it should do both since axes are weapons as well as tools. That's why they have a separate combat and gathering skill unlike pickaxes

[marsh sentinel]

Are we expecting it to?

[vagrant imp]

Yeah

[gusty hazel]

Probably wise to keep expectations tempered

[frosty walrus]

Choosing with primary/secondary instead of having a coin flip would be nice

[dapper marlin]

Well, they are addressing sloped combat and that's the most frustrating thing with skellies - they just keep swinging at something they aren't making contact with because of a marginal slope

[umbral fog]

Hmmm, true that, tho their main drawback imo is that they cant take many hits

[dapper marlin]

Oh like which is summoned? That would be a nice touch for the maxed out level staff. Secondary attack summons ranged only or something

[frosty walrus]

Why max level?

There should never be any rng in it

[dapper marlin]

Because they gotta make you work for it xD

[gusty hazel]

Gotta keep the grind relevant

[dapper marlin]

I reeeeeally hope staffs get secondary attacks similar to the Dverger counter parts

[frosty walrus]

Enemies don't have secondary attacks

[dapper marlin]

I wanna be able to set everything on fire with 1 misclick pls/ty

[vagrant imp]

Valheim is already grindy enough, don’t need to make a staff have a secondary at max level and not the other ones

[dapper marlin]

At least you have a choice in how much grind you wanna deal with now with the world modifiers

[vagrant imp]

Yeah that’s nice

[dapper marlin]

The Dverger staff attacks are different - I'm saying to give those attacks to the players as a secondary attack option..

[gusty hazel]

Twas bein cheeky

[tardy vale]

🤔

[frosty walrus]

Player arbalest deals 210 knockback but dvergr only deals 30 this needs to be fixed for combat update

[storm anchor]

Arbalest is much bigger than those dvergr toys tho.

[vagrant imp]

No no no no, I don’t want to be instantly murdered because I punch a box on accident

[umbral fog]

At least 100 should be resonable 😄

[frosty walrus]

If you jump over a dvergr at the right time it could launch you upwards

[storm anchor]

For Arbalest or dvergr crossbows?

[umbral fog]

Dvergr

[dapper marlin]

I haven't even faced the queen yet and I'm already beginning my emotional preparation for the voyage to the Ashlands..it is going to be something 🥲

[vagrant imp]

It not that bad, other than some certain things

[tardy gate]

stepping onto the shore of the ashlands for the first time is a memory youll never forget

[dapper marlin]

I just wish there were more options for splitting up the aggro for solo players D:

Thinking to try stealthing it as much as possible for the first while, or summoning skellies and heroically fleeing

[vagrant imp]

#bravely bravely bravely running away

[rotund pewter]

Oh my word that is amazing!!! 🤩🤩🤩

I love the target, that is perfect for training your archery skills

[rotund pewter]

They just have multiple types of attacks that they use

[hollow steppe]

i mostly hardly ever use secondary attack

[jade sentinel]

I read the post. But realistically what purpose does it serve beyond being decorative. I can spend 8 wood/bones and 2 feathers to make 20 wooden arrows if I really need to test a bow/crossbow. I don't realistically need to retrieve those.

I just don't see this item getting actual use beyond decoration.

[marsh sentinel]

Use aside from it's intended purpose? OK.

[jade sentinel]

Unless there is more to it than was described, as my original comment implies, I don't forsee the vast majority of players to use this item for it's intended purpose.

[marsh sentinel]

Again, fair enough.

[jade sentinel]

Yeah, read the description. Outside of very niche use in multiplayer, I don't realistically see it being used for more than decoration unless there is more to it.

[marsh sentinel]

I don't know why youd only need target practice in multiplayer.

[storm anchor]

I can see it being useful for seeing the trajectory of each bow, since the first 4 all have it different.

[umbral fog]

"...because even with improved mechanics you might still want an easy way to practice your own skills!" So it will be able to raise your skills it seems, not sure where "niche use in multiplayer" comes from 🤔

[jade sentinel]

More for competition

[jade sentinel]

Competition

[rotund pewter]

I wouldn't be surprised if new players don't use this fully

But as soon as you realise just how good archery gets when you reach a decent level, you'll want this badly

[molten kayak]

🤔 i wonder if this target is hinting at an earlier crossbow (it says both arrows and bolts)

[umbral fog]

Not its purpose quite certainly, since devs rarely add things that benefit solely multiplayer