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anyway I want Valheim to sell another 2-4 m copies when 1.0 hits because this game has helped me through some tough times and has been an incredible escape for me, got so much out of it and not finished yet
I came here to ask about hardcore anyways... so Im playing hardcore Valheim rn... is this shit tested?... im in iron gear and skeleton with 1 or 2 stars is dealing lots of damage XD
yes been tested but very hard combat is not gonna be easy, like elden ring dodge rolling etc
Valheim on EA release was such an unexpected surprise
It felt like every 2 days they were celebrating a milestone
Everytime I looked, X+1 million players reached
Jumping is better than rolling whenever possible
thats good, my nickname in a game when i was young was jerboa haha
My only worry is that Dragonwilds is jagex
Love them and dislike them
Worried about microtransactions
And didn't they say it would be "free" or am I remembering wrong (probably wrong)
Well I cant imagine hardcore in mistlands or ashlands... if mostly u get 1 shot without any chances... its just a bit sad imo ... maybe even bad design of ay " hardcore " as a topic
Is anything gonna be done about the combat on slopes?
The developers have said no many times
true 😄 like and dislike in oneway cuz of jagex..
I just ate one seriously delicious pizza
Why is that?
Various reasons. One I can remember is that it would be too easy to hit enemies from where they can't hit you.
Really? I've only had the opposite happen. Get in position.. get hit as I swing... Miss... Run away... Cry...
When fighting on a slope you have to consider the height of the attacks you're using. Spear primary is great for enemies higher than you, for example. And being slightly above the enemy can help a lot for dodging their attacks.
In most cases you should be able to jump or move around the enemy for the right height difference you need. If you can't, you put yourself in a bad position.
It's happened alot to me in the || mistlands dungeons || only felt like I could hit them on even ground
You've only had the opposite because the hitbox is the way it currently is.
They have tested making it as open as people want it many times, and it always results in it being pathetically easy to find angles where you can kill everything while taking no damage.
Which is why they are keeping it the way it is.
If you could aim your attacks down, jump attacking would be even more op than it already is
Maybe it'd be a good optional difficulty option
You can aim down.
Just use a bow, arbalest, any ranged magic, or the alt attack on one-handed axes 😏
Pickaxes have the perfect hitbox for enemies higher and lower than you on a slope
Had friends quit over it that's why I think it'd be a good optional thing. It can at times feel clunky and sometimes it can feel charming
Sound like mediocre friends 🤷♂️
Real mature
?
its not that big of a deal to quit over it
Agreed
There are the games I play for me, and there are the games I play with friends.
Sometimes they overlap, other times they don't.
Playing with friends is about spending time with friends. So it doesn't matter if I hate the game or not because it isn't about the game, it's about the time with the people.
Enjoyment of the game itself is for the games I play for me.
🤔
So if I am playing a game with you because we are friends, Valheim could switch to have a single-pixel hitbox and I would never quit because it's about playing with you, not about what we are playing.
And yes, that is "real mature" lol.
Because only children would let a hitbox make them spend less time with people they profess to care about.
Didn't mean for this to blow up, just asking a question / making a suggestion and it didn't need to turn personal, it's not worth the discussion if we're gonna talk like that. Have a wonderful day
Yap
Hi Smiffe, how are you going 🙂
he's FINE
Who got personal?
we'll just need a work-around until it gets fixed
i dont wanna scroll up and read what are we fixing
I found a mod so all is well in the end
Combat on slopes, sometimes you feel like an enemy can hit you but not the other way around
..
Yep, it feels so broken
yes
That's intentional though. Move.
monsters didn't use to be able to navigate in slopes either
Hoe a flat spot in the slope. Make them fight you on your level ;p
the AI couldn't navigare more than 67 degrees
That's my main issue in some places mainly dungeons I feel cornered in a spot where they can hit me and I can hit back
This is my go to. It just happens to me and my friends when we got to the ||Mistlands dungeons||
but if you have the low-ground, you hit, right?
it's just being "above" (by 2 pixels) them that makes it miss
Sometimes it feels like charm when it happens and it's fun to play around, other times it just feels really frustrating especially for some of my friends who are newer players
Depends on weapon as well
Wolf hits very nice at angles
1000% not fun to play around, kills immersion to try to figure out what's going on
That's why I suggested an optional difficulty as it wouldn't really detract from the game to have it as an option
it shouldn't be optional
it should make sense
Really how I've felt lately tbf
It's entirely fine how it is.
||Staff of Embers|| is the only love
I agree tbh, it's just a matter of time to learn how to attack and never complain again. Such things make this game special
It's just a difference in opinion really. Wouldn't hurt to have an option 🙂
It would, becuase it would take dev time away from actually useful things.
Someone said they've made it already just didn't want to add it. Options are great really but we can just agree to disagree, it depends on the day for me 😋
i see an impostor tho
Where?
🫵
Sam, this is Sam, Sam say hello to Sam 😄
Hi Sam!
Surface to Air missiles everywhere
eyes you up and down
eyes you side to side

eyes you diagonally
eyes are open wide
what are you implying.
👀
With this many eyes it starts to feel beholder will appear 😄
Quick ask us a question only the real Sam would know!
I’m having fun 🤭☺️
greydwarf eyes
Needs to be an emoji tbh

I'm glad someone is.
Mood killer
It's ok Derek we all love you
I hope not.
We do
I've never spoken to either of you before.
Everybody throw loves at this man ❤️❤️❤️
So that's just weird.
And yet its like ive know you all my life
Derek you don't remember... 20 years ago behind Wendy's
Nothing intimate.
Just just genuine friend
We've never had a Wendy's so that would be entirely unlikely.
Yeah
I hope you're not confusing me for a Yank.
Me either but it feels so real when you're around
Now you're just being weird. Please stop.
Ok I'm sorry Derek, it's all jokes
Pretty sure a prerequisite for a joke is for it to be funny.
Not some weird parasocial bullshit.
We alll laughed...
I fucking didn't.
Calm we aint throwing shade 💜
Whatever, blocked and reported. Better things to do today.
Annnd it all comes full circle 🤦♂️
Love, peace, Valheim
Amen
Agreee
piece of what?
Wai-
of the love that is spreading through here apparently 😄
Yeah
my bad xD
Fucking weirdos in here this afternoon. Hopefully dealt with soon.
Hey mercy u cool btw
Respectuflly, what the flying fudge is going on?
Nothing just good chat
It's general chat not a dating chat
No dating
Utterly inappropriate and creepy behaviour. That's what's happening.
People seem to express their love to Derek 🙂 tho it is unwanted.
Weird
And refused to stop even when asked nicely.
So we apologised and moved on
Yeah no drama
Not my place to judge 😄
Please do not the Derek
.
So mutes all round, hopefully.
On a serious note, let's not bother others moving forward please.
If you feel as though someone is bothering you, let us know through @worn finch
I literally did.
anyway.... sloped combat 
Allright take care 😊
10/10
No worries, I stopped when I was told he was weirded out. Thank you!
you forgot the exclamation mark
10/ 10!
You have to earn the !
Factorial well earned
Yeah it'd be a great option I reckon
Like, you used to have to work for Aardman or Harryhausen?
hmm?
Oh wait, thats ex-claymation
It already is an option. You can fight on slopes, you just have to do it differently to flat ground.
i'll see myself out
lmao, the full circle 😄
Yup
Bye
Been my life today 😂
Speaking of, You've been here since 26th Feb 2021, yet you only posted today?
Nothing wrong with that, just curious
(Sam that is)
this server only has up to 2024
Possibly posts lost during the hack.
Fair, not all chat is lost on my end but the majority yes
I joined to party up in voice channels with other players, stopped playing for a while picked up Valheim again recently, asked that question and you know the rest.
Just yesterday Thorin said something about deja vu feeling, i said that when you are here long enough that happens often, and then we got into how long the "long enough takes" and i said sometimes only 1 day... apparently 5-6 hours is enough xD
The same ol' question
it'll never be irrelevant
Nice! Welcome back 
it's too instinctual and unintuitive
it's always going to be like "what.. ? why?"
I agree as long as it's in the game they're always be mention
I mainly ask as I don't recall ever seeing your name in chat pre-hack
First I'm hearing of a hack
Hey I’m a native console gamer and I’m looking at a pc but I don’t know what I’m looking at part wise. Can someone possibly help me out a bit please
it's as historical as "they bought a horse"
little bit of valheim lore
It really depends on your needs
And budget
Just looking for something I can start gaming on without crazy stuttering issues.
?
Hi Smiffe
Hi Subject
oh are we doing this again?
you know @marsh sentinel will hate us again
This one I’m looking at has a Radeon rx 7600, amd ryzen 5 (7600), 16gb DDR5 ram, 1tb ssd storage, and is air cooled
Worth $900 for a starter?
Grabs popcorn and Eyescream
Derek is allright im sorry for pushing his buttons
From https://www.facebook.com/cancerdelameme/videos/483660605340362/
FB Page Name: ミームパンサー Illusion (
Pushes the Red Panada button
I can hear the music without clicking
Creeper noise
Why are we discussing this again?
we don't need to mention Derek's name in conversation
@ornate tartan
No, he's expressed that he doesn't like it. So please stop
That's no good, apologies
I vaguely remembers a "MyNameIsSam" 🤔
Really?
I think so
Was here awhile back
I would say that such PC is almost outdated already, 16GB RAM is not enough nowadays, 1TB SSD also. Have no idea what is rx 7600, but Ryzen 5 is a decent processor
Now that you mention it I recognise your name too Smiffe
but that's a new account right?
No only the one
Heard thank you o7
kk
Not new if he's been here since 2021
me?
Nah, sam
ah
the red name Smiffe?
I had red name for a while 🤔
I seem to have purged that from my mind
That was a decent amount of time, damn
ye
?
Nvm, found it
What are you reading?
Share with the class 😂
I was wrong. it was only mid january 2021 to mars 2021 😄
It took you two months to become a mod?
To become a dev i think right?
no no
from tester to moderator to hired
or well. closed-beta tester -> closed-pre-beta-tester -> moderator -> hired dev
to be exact
How did you get on the closed beta? Was it like a first come first served kinda thing?
no
most people got in by chance
they sent a email, got onto a list and then the list drew up numbers which then got emailed out
tho I was hand picked due to my activity on discord
round 2 invites sent out, I got a special one
That's so cool!
I hope i can be hired as a game dev somewhere
also never tested as a game tester aside from some frnds asking me to test their company games and give reviews
I believe I saw early Valheim beta screenshots on Twitter some time late August 2020. Applied for the beta stage of Valheim on 31st of August. Received a beta key on the 1st of September as keys were sent out in a wave ❤️
Damn I didn’t know you were like 60
actually, it was Valheim as an upcoming game on steam back in 2020 that I saw it on
Unless you mean the www internet
i turned 25 this year am goping i got somewhere with my skills in unity
I am not
Internet came about in the 80s no?
Unc smiffe 
lol no
1995
I am not an american university professor
Wow
Same year as the lion king
possibly
Pretty sure lion king came out 1995
Release date
June 15, 1994 (United States)
Damn - just got back from my Google 😂
That was DARPA era "internet". Usenet, news boards, university, and gov era
"By 1995, the Internet was fully commercialized in the U.S. when the NSFNet was decommissioned, removing the last restrictions on use of the Internet to carry commercial traffic"
That's post html
"Bro was testing games on floppydisks"
Question for the old timers:
every play populous or Bungie’s Oni?
Some of the first games I ever played
Populous was great, Bullfrog were a great studio
Duke Nukem was 91
Bitmap Brothers and Psygnosis were my jam back then
Doom and Duke Nukem for me. But I spent a lot more time skateboarding and BMX rather than gaming
oh hell yeah, irl high-jinks all the way, games back then somehow were just as addictive but seemingly less time consuming
uh Dungeon Keeper ❤️
Game had so much character
old people (like me) remembering old times moment huh?
points at internet I remember when this was all fields...
exactly
now i'm just old man who yells at virtual clouds
Shakes fist at live service gaming culture
"Shaker of wrikly fist" mode on 🤌 😆
(i would shake wrinkly pinched fingers but it's the same)
pasta lover eh?
from canada eh?
i've never once apologised for anything, so, no.
how couldn't i? i'm 5/8 Italian, and just cooked pasta for my late lunch and tomorrow's
sorry, thats a blatant lie, i'm Brit, we apologise just as much as the canucks, mostly to inanimate objects that we bump in to.
nicer to inanimate objects than to people
Pfffff
The inanimate objects deserve it more 😄
😆
"inanimate"
Important viking related question. Which is better? Vikings or The Last Kingdom?
Norsemen?
i didnt find it that funny tbh
uhm yeh, i can understand, most of my friends didn't, i enjoyed it a lot tho
so dunno never saw last kingdom, vikings is nice but i got bored after awile
Vikings first few seasons are really good, but it falls off as it goes on, whereas Last Kingdom takes a little while to fall in love with the characters and then just kinda builds from there imo.
uh ok so maybe worth a try
if you have not seen it all then i can highly recommend it. It's based on books by the same guy that wrote Sharpe so each episode has a lot of adventure, fights romance etc..
and if at some point you don't sigh and dreamily exclaim "Uhtred, what a Guy" then i'll eat my horned hat
eheh ok i'll try that 
Vikings: Valhalla was good too
kinda rushed the story at the end though, dunno if it was cancelled
Have you tried Northgard. Not new but a fun little rts
yeah was kinda fun for a bit but not meaty enough for me, i play a lot of Total War too so like strategy a lot. Graphics for Northguard are cute though
It didn't hold my attention tbf. I could still go back to Dune and Warcraft rts
Dune was the OG havent played in a looooong time, CnC red alert days were high times
Cnc two and three were life for a bit. Dune can still be found
some others that slipped by, MegaLoMania and Rise of Nations were also really fun little AoE type games
Megalomania reminds me of KMFDM. Never played RoN
Last I heard, RoN disappeared with the death of Games for Windows
I'm also a big fan of tower defense games. From dos to modern
One of these days I'll create a Valheim base that is TD inspired for raids lol
ashlands, grausten wall maze, ballistae and gin traps everywhere
Aye just need some slow towers to make the ballista more effective
Are those traps for people who like gin? 👀
Oooo can a fella get some whiskey traps?
aye, brandy, whiskey and vodka drinkers get a pass
What if i drink all of those 🤔
If I could just load frost bolts in some of the ballista
you could wall up tame pets to get enemies to congregate at wall sections
my PC is getting old
hope it can run runescape with no issues
also this struck a memory
the first thing we thought of when our woodcutting XP went up in valheim was Runescape
Ahhh. Use mobs as the slow/distraction. That's a great idea
hi......per
Anything crazy new with the Game? I stopped playing just after mistlands
New biome (Ashlands)
New merchants that introduced some new features and mechanics.
World modifiers!
Lots of new stuff! 👍
There's been two new merchants since mistlands released
psh.. all that falls by the wayside. There are now PET ROCKS!
a smiling rock !
Ah, and also the 7th biome and two incredible merchant, I almost forget
Oh, right! That’s pretty major how did I forget lol
anyone has donut shaped starting island seed like this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/s/Whzl3IRi4G
look in #1202740443352137838
What ever happened to the spider biome
It was added but without the spiders
Closest we got is ||Seeker Soldiers|| ❤️
Because spiders are meh.
The spider quota was reached in Grounded
Something so gross it unlocks a primal instinctive fear is meh?
Eh, so many games have spiders. They're a bit passe now.
roaches are a lot worse than spiders imo
I see a huntsman and I'm like, cool bro -- I see a roach (or mosquito) and I need to kill it before I can return to comfort
Big pun stonks
The seekers are great, I prefer them to spiders
The same
Spiders sre cook cause theyre scary
Why does it need to be scary
Idunno
I like playing on arachnophobia
They are so terrifying when you play for the first time without spoilers
Cause survival games need weight
wait, let me understand this correctly. You're wanting/wishing Valheim had spiders only to then not see them due to playing on arachnophobia mode?
I'm not understanding that. Why ask for something which you wouldn't want to see?
No? I like when shit creeps me out
This contradicts you wanting spiders though 😄
No it doesnt
It totally does xD
games are known to have an "arachnophobia" mode which disables spiders
I want to play a game that triggers my arachnophobia?
Oh im not talking about cringe mode
Stuff like that is cringe
I want the game to play on my arachnophobia and thats what those old sneak peaks made me think was gonna happen
(sorry)
Thats all
I remembered this game when i was looking at the runescape game that just hit cause its basically a clone
I wouldn't call it a clone
Dragonwilds?
I saw a small amount of gameplay and it looks pretty different. Maybe I just didn’t see enough 
it's got it's own flair on the genre
What i saw just had a lot of similarities
Literally like any survival game - kill mobs, gather resources, kill more mobs, fight some boss, etc
Exactly, so cliché it's boring
You are literally just giving reasons why discarding them was a good choice
2 am, should be sleeping, but this iron ain't gonna sail itself home
i already ran over a few fish ye
I have spent sooooo much time in the swamp that I decided to make a small painting 😊
another? 
yeah I tried to capture the essence of a Draugr Elite near his well kinda near the coast
the one you posted last night? or a different one 😮
everytime I see it I hear the BELRUGH from a draugr, hope that inspires you xoxo
Played Runescape Dragonwilds for 43 mins and requested refund. I have no idea how people could even compare it with Valheim tbh
oh?
Someone said "valheim with 2006 graphics" and I can't unthink it
Which is funny given that people have said Valheim has PS2 graphics.
It has own interesting things, most likely will give a second chance a bit later, but now it just feels like a some default survival game back from 2016 with pretty weird movement system and raw animations
And the horrible UIs
The running to me looks like riding a horse but without the horse
Does that make sense
Running to Sam looks like Charades. Gotcha 🖊️
Not running in general silly
I know, I was referring to your comment about R:Dwhatever
Yep, jump animations are so odd and you can actually feel too many artificial limits
There is nothing like this in Valheim or Minecraft
Sounds like fallout 3
🤔 not a healthy perspective
@iron citrus where did you find at the book's and Eye on top a tower XD
I was wondering if that’s what you were trying to make, looks almost exactly like it from the Peter Jackson films
The building IS ( sort of ) - but according to the lore - there is no burning eye on top of it XD
I don't wanna do it absolutely 100% identical to the reference what i use - cause it will take from me to use ( Advanced rotation mod ). SO, I'm building it 100% vanilla ( just with some commands - like [ Spawn skull1 ] to support structure )
I haven’t read the book yet, only the hobbit
should be today
🫃
hi, i saw this game on steam and thought it looked super cool but i cant afford to pay for it at the moment, i was just wondering if this game ever goes on sale?
It was 50% off or march
It does - keep it on your wishlist
sweet, thank you guys!
I'd imagine it would be likely to be 50% off in summer
dang, wish i saw it sooner lmao
Nice sentence blues, be to be
gooda morning 🤌
@sour shadow saw first 5 episodes of last Kingdom 😬 pls don't eat horned hats but is a bit meh for me, prefer Vikings
-# i actually picked up Vikings from where i left it and saw the best scene ever ||"hold my hair" trick during beheading execution|| replayed it 10 times rolfing a lot
Hehe, it definitely has some amazing moments. Any scene with King Ecbert and Ragnar interacting is also solid gold.
I've actually named my Viking for my latest playthrough "Lagertha" in honour of the amazing Katheryn Winnick
As I said, TLK takes a little while to fall in love with, I bounced off it a couple of times before falling for it
eheh nice! yup i also liked her character a lot
yeh i mean, it's not bad, i wouldn't have watched 5 episodes straight otherwise eheh.. also now i want to build a great hall with the roofing of the one that ||Kjartan burned down||
"KJAAAAARTAAN!!"
uh yes noted it! will watch for sure
you haven't seen Vinland Saga? 😮
Amazing anime
HxH automatically wins
nope! i didn't even know it existed before you recommended it here is some old conversation, 📝
<-- gave up on HxH after 4 episodes
Woah that's not fair
totally fair
Season 4 sucked but
Season 2 is peak
if a anime can't catch my attention after 4 episodes.. it's not going to catch me after 10 either
But in the 4 episodes they didn't even finish running 
I would say "skill issue"
But I guess 4 episodes is a whole hour
i watched the entire run of Thermae Romae Novae in a single sitting, i dont know what that says about me or the anime though.
I usually judge anime based on how quick they do something perverted, if they do it in the first episodes, it sucks
but there is a reason why die hard HxH fans love it. but they are a very small portion of people who could sit through all of that
I really like it because of season 2
Everything else is filler 
its about a time travelling Roman bathhouse designer that keeps accidently appearing in modern day japanese public bathhouses and spends most of the time utterly losing his shit over things like towels and shower caps
It's just because of how good season 2 is
What's even more fun is that I dislike the main character of season 2 
And who knows maybe I'm biased because HxH used to air on TV
yes ^
I refuse
as most anime from back in the days
re-watching them now is just cringe
bad story writing, lazy animations etc etc
But they remade it in 2011
Cowboy Bebop is still perfection
but back then, you didn't care
Isn't bleach the one with like a million episodes
🤔 otherwise, I'd recommend one of my favorites
Yakitate Japan 2004(?)
Anime about making bread
I have to rewatch soon
Everyone I recommend to is skeptical at first
But then they love it
It's a masterpiece in my opinion hahah
I always look for the next victim to introduce them to that anime
60 episodes of pure joy
Although 40 episodes in you'd be like "ok we get it"
But still fun
hehe
Mornin gjall 😄
What's the best silver weapon
The sword and frostner are both useful for different enemies, but I think the sword is overall better as it is the strongest weapon for Yagluth and is useful in ashlands
Is the axe any good?
Yes, it is effective against wolves, Moder and some enemies in the next biome
So overall what's the best one?
Sword or Frostner, sword will be better for mountains boss tho
Why not make both?
most enemies in the game are weak to blunt
Frostner’s blunt damage is low though
Worse than bronze mace 😄 hence why its bad for Moder for example
should i switch from iron mace to frostner
Oh if you are already using maces then sure 😄 but for mountains boss you will want to pick the iron mace again
hmm
cough 10 torches cough
If you could upgrade a torch, moder would die so quick
But hey it's cheap and sets her on fire, maybe not much damage but lots of numbers
It does only ~8 less dmg than frostner to moder xD while being so cheap
I don't exactly understand how burning works
It stacks but it's one debuff
Different people can contribute
It decays (?)
So many variables
basicly the damage form the first DoT will continue to run as long as you keep it going
The remaining damage that hasn't been dealt is added to the new damage and the buff is re-applied.
So when I swing my torch 7 times
It jumps from 2 - 5 - 11 - 16
Then it just hovers around there
Is the Beautiful, Magnificent Crystal Battle axe, the best weapon for dealing with mob swarms “any good” he says???
My friend, that beast is viable into the Ashlands, and still stuns mobs when you use it’s secondary 🤩
It is… VERY… Good…

So it's technically flat damage over time?
So doesn't matter how close 5 hits are to each other
It'll deal the same?
Thank you Neck of approval
stuck in a decorating rut
Need inspiration? 👀
Or just can’t get out of a particular theme?
it's not about inspo, but more like tetris, to figure out where things go
Know that feeling ❤️
It’s part of the fun though 🤩
Juggling all the bits till they’re all perfectly in place 🥰
Very satisfying once done
i made a pretty log cabin and i love it on the outside, and then I go in.......
Interior decor issues…
I see 🤔
You going for a rustic vibe (deer rugs, log chairs,) or more cute?
i think you know me well enough to not ask that 🥲
Well, I gotta ask…
Might explain the decor rut 🤭
more like I wanna fit in a hot tub IN the kitchen... xd
cooking lobsters eh?
Aha…
Smol Kitchen - big tub
nah more like I didnt preplan the interior and now im stuck in a smallish log cabin and i like going for realism and adding everything
Hot tub WHILST you cook dinner? The perfect woman! (and yes, I am joking)
don't need to joke bby xoxo
Mmmmmm…
Sounds like an x-pansion is in order 🥳
I can't expand the way I built it xD oh well, i'll figure it out
I second this
mayperhapschance
i'm terrible at decorating so love seeing others pics to steal ideas from
Be still my beating heart.
dont seem to have the brazier unlocked
Oh, I may have misunderstood that one.
..I shan't get myself into trouble
That's usually my job.
I thought I killed a wraith once, but guess not
WTH
No, just no
Hanging Brazier or normal Brazier?
Brazier requires Fenris Claw, the hanging version doesn't
(tbh, why it requires Fenris Claw)
Hanging yeah, I got the other
You alright bud???
No, I'm scarred
did you see pics of vanilla valheim?
Haha
Insert <these are confusing times> gif here 😄
what's bothering yall
Oh, nothing really 😄
not you, you just got here
Nope, reading chat doesn't clarify a thing

Morning everyone

ok i need hildir
Times are tough, huh, bud?
dunno what was unclear and wherest but alas
This primarily
oh thats a cookie thing
well they mentioned there a burned eye - but that is actually was about palantir what Sauron captured from a Minas Ithil - and what the meant - that when he looking at someone across that palantir - they feal like a burning eye watching on them
Time for dresses and fireworks? 🤩
nah the table
OK time to sail and find the giggly lady
Story of my life
Found her! I'll stop the play-to-play now
I was just about to mention the incident from February
but you said it yourself
I know right lmao
You mean when bunch of people (me included) heard the term the first time?
Now it's a staple!
Well, it surely was an educational moment. 
i am beginner now only i am starting to play i thought i would play with friends so its more fun is anyone intrested
Make a post in #1024264966712340510 if you want 😄 people usually look there when they want to play with someone
Thanks
not just hearing the term
but the way that person got chastised for doing that 
Staple? 🤔
Anyone got some song recommendations or playlists while playing Valheim? Tryna get into that vibe!
Did you try the valheim soundtrack? 😄
Well of course I’m trying to expand!
For some songs you might want to look at #viking-metal then 😉
Oooh thank you
Tho i dont really have specific recommendations since i listen to pretty much anything xD
Me too I’ve got that mindset where I just let the radio on Spotify do its thing lol
Whole lot of The shire and such
I simply throw any song i like into one giant playlist and let the shuffle do its thing 😄 doesent matter its genre or anything, if i like it it goes in there
Yeassss
My king gizzard and the lizard wizard Iive in Austin '24 set vinyl just got delivered
I was there but what I perceived wasnt something I could fully comprehend
Sam probably meant it was added to her regular vocabulary.
oh
I was thinking of that old missheard lyrics thing
a stapler
Reloading staplers 👌
I believe you took my stapler... /Milton
Is that gif supposed to be an Alien reference?
Yessss. Glad I got this right. I'm not very current with muh references
but...it's not current it's from your era
Hell... I'm old and that movie (the first one) was released before I was born.
Exactly. Hence why I actually got it right lolol
But you're definitely not up on your skibidi rizzlord chicken jockey knowledge, right?
Not at all. I know some rot as I'm raising a couple alphas.
...So Alien dropped in 79. Just a touch before me.
see but when I say this I time myself out reee
The what what what knowledge? 😵💫
Brain rot alpha gen jargon
Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub? 🤔
Yeah... I've got handful of teenagers, I see all of it
I'm going to make phat a staple again. I give my kids hell with the brain rot nonsense. So, was dinner bussin bussin?
just make em listen to phat base
Fo sho only the dopeness
Warp Brothers - Phatt Bass
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underrated song 😄
Check out DJ Magic Mike. Old school bass pioneer
Wait a second... Wasnt this song in Blade?
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😉 yes
I thought i knew it from somewhere!!! XD
10 points for Asatru's excellent memory 😄
Rare fricking occasion this is xD should mark my calendar
😄
Big points for rolling around in that old side stepper pickup
1.0 when?
When it's done.
When it's ready! *
Well, as a wizzard friend of mine once said: "A game's release never arrives too early or too late. It arrives exactly when it's meant to arrive."
#valheim-chat message @civic tulip I think it looks really neat! I’m excited for it 😁
also heard people call it an "enshrouded rip off" lol
Finally watched a little gameplay last night. We'll see
Has jumping, obvious Super Mario rip off.
Thanks, that means a lot
Chemical engineering @zenith sage
oh word, I'm trying to go to med school to become a psychiatrist
Word
I'm so glad i don't have to take biochem lol, o chem was my last official "chem" class
unfortunately I have to take that as well as the lab 💔
I have always enjoyed the labs
Chemistry made me hate chemists 😄
"What's 2.5 + 1"
Uh... 3.5?
"No, it's 4 you idiot."
😔 sev hates me
you have to fudge your result a little bit or you'll never leave the lab 
the ochem lab was fun tho
We would totally never ever fake lab results to get home early
neverrrr
If you bring me 2 and half oranges and I already have 1 orange, I can see 3 and half oranges.
I don't magically have 4 oranges.
tried to do everything legit tho so I could do well on the practicals
Okay practical for o chem lab had me stressing for weeks
For me it was 50% of our grade and yea, lots riding on that one
For context, I was a combat medic for 10 years. So I understand chemistry.
But they randomly decided to invent their own math 😭
Do you know about quantum spins
That’d make you hate chemists even more
Give that a read if you want to fuel the fire
yea im totally not in my molecular genetics lab rn
Everyone disses America for not using metric and measuring things line "number of washing machines" and such.
Chemists over here measuring things in avocado numbers and no one bats an eye. 😏
Avocado number 
yeah a 1/6 wet ton grain is totally valid number 🤔
Have to distinguish it from a dry ton 😏
measurements get hard as you get smaller
This sounds like the motto of a specific group of men.
Yea try measuring that with accuracy tho
but what happens when your measurement of something affect what you are measuring itself?
true 
Scale issue.
😏
dad joke aproved?
That was a double-meaning pun on how I use it "Scale Issue" for "Skill Issue" and how it's about measing super small things, which is an issue of scale.
😭
hence dad joke level 😄
Just because some people are betas...
But those can have different isotopes 👀
This is when he wants to put my head on a pike 😏
tho the distance between atoms is a constant number at a certain temperature
Distance is not always equal.
See: allotropes.
Brue true, i gues different number of subatomic particles would play a role only when measuring weight 🤭
Wow I drop that I know what allotropes are and Scales doesn't even care 😭
I've just realized that pre-ordered Valheim: The Board Game many months ago and totally forgot about it xD
Does anyone have any news on it? Is it still Q3 2025?
As far as I’ve seen, delivery is still October this year 🙂
Thank you!
I’m pretty excited for it- hoping to schedule a game night later this year to play it with some friends!
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Oh, that's almost the bottom of the page 😄
Now I see it. Thank you!
I haven't seen any changes in the "updates" tab when it comes to delivery either
To think we would have DN this year if it wasn't because they are making the board game as well...
Videogame devs bad
thank god for outsourcing
what takes most time is to translate the game to languages

But that's as easy as just change the strings in the code-
Oh wait
Maybe if they weren’t so busy being greedy trying to sell useless rock plushies we’d have a complete game by now 🙄
I saw Valheim once in my native language and it was horrifying
How long did we have 'You are out of arrow'?
And I can't remember the language but we had lox translated as salmon for a while.
sounds like spanish 🤔
they translate longship into drakkar
and drakkar into longship
shudders
I'm still looking for the ONE who did that
what good servers are there i can get for valheim?
Valheim Dedicated Server and the game client's built-in "Start server" flow are the only ones that are supported. At the moment, the network RPC API changes too fast for 3rd parties to even consider an alternate server implementation.
If you don't like what they offer, feature-wise, it's possible there is a mod that will do what you want, but it won't be officially supported and might not be kept up to date with latest game/server releases.
whats Valheim Dedicated Server?
is that the thing on steam library?
RPC API changes too fast for 3rd parties?
Hey smiffe, i really want to help with valheim in some way, do you have any design or music jobs i can help with? (I’m fine without pay, i just want my work to be used)
So I should just host my own server with my computer? Can 10 people play? i got Gig internet, 7800x3d cpu, 4080gpu, 32gigs of ram ddr5 6000
sadly no
would that work with 10 people?
Okeh :D
we have had litterally thousands of musicians asking 😅
depends on where you live mostly. and where everyone are from..
everyones from my city
so #dedicated-server is a place to ask in 🙂
It's available from your Steam library if you have Tools enabled in your library filters, yes. It is a stand-alone program that hosts a Valheim server for players to connect to.
It can be a nice option if you want to have a server that is running 24/7 or one that is operating on a typical (headless) server environment such as Linux or Windows Core in a datacenter.
^
thanks i asked in the dedicated server section too
if everyones from my city (within 25 miles) that should be fine though right? It wouldn't be 10 people at the same time, but could be. Most likely 5-6
there are so many 3rd party sites offering hosting 😅
and what works in germany, or denmark, might not work as well over in south korea, USA or mexico
i was just told that the "network RPC API changes too fast for 3rd parties to consider an alternate server impl;mentation"
so diffrent hosting sites are diffrent
so i took that as bad
you can host yourself if you want to
yeah im gonna try that
valheim has a free dedicated tool
yeah i see it, under tools, im getting it
The localized versions of the board game (those that will be localized) should be shipped roughly 2 months after the english one in october 😄
I can write dad jokes for the runestones 😏
Dadstones?
Yes, the server needs to know about the same actions, objects, terrain, and locations as the game/client in order to support gameplay. With the game in active development, the types, names, and structure of actions, objects, terrain, and locations are changing pretty frequently. If you wanted to write your own server program for Valheim, it would be hard to keep up to date with those changes. Luckily the game has a built-in server option and Iron Gate also releases new versions of Valheim Dedicated Server whenever the game has its own release with changes.
So the answer to your question about what the best server you can get for Valheim: either Valheim itself or Valheim Dedicated Server, depending on your needs. They are both official, kept up to date, and are not 3rd-party.
If you are just asking about a good server to connect to and play on and are not looking for server software, sorry if I misunderstood your question. There is #1024264966712340510 for that.
Perhaps we can pull off some, remote games via the voice chats here
Eh, that would likely require streaming the real life board game, not sure if that would be allowed 🤔 Tho it would technically be valheim related.
Yea at least one board on video. Would make a "board master" do a lot of work.
And they would need to read all the cards and stuff to everyone
Yea
I play table games of edh (MTG) over discord. It would be doable. Minimal interest I'm sure
Would be interesting for sure 😄
tabletop simulator?
I'd be down if it were to be a thing.
Playing the Valheim board game as a party chat over discord
I play MTG over discord. I've played many digital versions. From workstation and mtgo to arena. I prefer my cardboard
But jumping on a digital draft is fun too
I definitely think so. I'd even spectate lol.
Is IG involved in the board game?
yes
I can't really tell you how and how much.
but it didn't stop our own production of valheim
but we had plenty input aswell and other things into the board game
same
Gonna be a good time I'm sure
Devs play board game stream when?
+1
+1
Nightbot? 😏
Yo IG after dark sheeeeesh
Greetings from Vantaa. I played Valheim on a bus... a little
@tardy vale could you tell and do u know how many bosses will be in the board game
how can i type to people from my dedicated server screen?
the people in the game, but im not in the game, but am on my dedicated server screen
If its till Plains... well thats also fun but Id fcking love if you guys will make updates for plains, mistlands, ashlands and sell those regions as well
As the game develops I mean
I’m pretty sure the board game is just the first four biomes
We don’t know yet, but there could always be an add-on at some point in the future I suppose 🤔
And yeah, board game is just the first 4 bosses
Tagging a dev at 3am?
interesting i didnt know that yet
The card sleeves are a nice touch
Night gjall
Gn
Minos Prime boss when
Noon gjall.
Work has been hectic.
Noon gjall 😄
There will be 4 bosses 🙂
-# And pinging a dev at 3am might not be the nicest thing 😉
Also that info can be found elsewhere with some googlefu, no need to ping a developer about it, when the developers have next to nothing to do with the board game.
There should be no need to tell anyone anything about this since we have pretty clear #rules-and-info channel 😉
I come here once a month maybe
Same here 😄 but i am actually glad since it was very dry here lately
Dry weather would be nice
I have 3 biomes in my front yard because of this weather lol... Swamp, Meadows, and Black Forest
im annoyed bois
hello annoyed
hairdresser cut off more than I thought
Cut off a hair amount?

Also howdy chat 👋 
yes hair ;-;
How does the moon cut its hair? ||E' clips it.||
He Clips it? 🤔
got it
So aside from Samaramon, how are we seal'n?
about to beat Bloodstained Curse of the moon 2 (just beat it all episodes)
Made by some Castlevania devs after they left konami
it's Castlevania, but not metroidvania
So it's mega hard
The only thing I know about Castlevania is this scene on youtube
with squeaks per punch
omg LOOK AT IT
ah ye it's a nice animation

Syfa's magic in that anime is like Avatar-ish Bending
and it hooks you in on the very first episode
if there's any show where I felt I experienced a character being unbelievably angry, it's castlevania netflix

I MEAN ROCKY
It’s shipping shortly before my birthday, perfect timing 
its gonna be my bday gift to me too \o/
🪨
Does the money even go to the devs? It has been stated that most goes to production
And they're not the ones making it
#WWRD
Not really but they like making it anyway \o/
Good question--awww
I had assumed they'd at least get a small cut of the profits but aww
Hi
Such a good choice, I’ve watched through it like 5 times lol
About to buy two Rockies 👀

It’s just a stupid boulder!
It’s not just a boulder!… it’s a Rocky!
My BDay gift to myself is the Switch 2 😄
and soon to be Rocky ❤️
THE BOULDER feels conflicted
"||you have one year" so angry that it takes an entire year||
one year?
Imma get this rock
I also bought a few rocky's
Castlevania anime episode 1
do u know if the items are velcro or magnet or what
It looks like velcro
I think it was velcro 🤔
I want the pet rocky but like scard to buy things onlie if they dont have klarna is the site trustworthy
ok time to start glueing velcro to random stuff in my house as preparation
revelcro the velcro
the velcro on my Umbrella is parting and it's probably going to not velcro soon
Fair!
i mean unless you're agressively swapping rocky items it should be good for a while
Plays with the Rocky accessories like a Barbie Doll 
Should not be problem for plenty of years if you are not gonna switch the accessories multiple times every day 😄
Nice!
you can also stirch velcro patches to things you know 🤔
you shouldn't glue it unless you really have it
stitch velcro to a plastic hello kitty 
yes!
i mean stuff that will go on rocky not glue rocky
force that needle into the hello kitty plastic
noo
don't be mean
Replace the velcro with dual lock maybe? 🤔
For that the velcro would be better on his side xD
The one by Heroic replicas? 😄
yup yup
Would love one of the weapons, but sadly too expensive for me for now 🙂
nothing ships here 
not even rocky? 😮
probz not
They probably would but not very significant...
So technically, you are supporting them
They must get more from the weekly purchases of the game
it's not for the money 😄
How about stack rockies on rocky for a tower of rockies
Rocky-ception 
It’s because Irongate loves their community and occasionally treats them with great content, like Rocky! 



🤙 ????
Rocky is the best friend I’ve ever had for sure. In game ofc, but still lol
Unironically need Rocky ingame
Nice, so my old badges of honor can be added too. 🫡
How much is da rock
Seems like 29,99 dollars.
DAMN, need to put it on 48 months financial plan
It’s not a new phone lmao
IRL delivery?
yeah like in irl
no deliveries during easter?
i don't know but i want it now 😔
Usually deliveries are not delivered during seasonal holidays.
That can also depend on which company delivers. Some might and some not.
grrrr
And to make it worse.
Delivery companies have hired psychic people that can forsee when someone wants to do cool stuff. so they stop deliveries just before someone was going to have fun
i guess i just go fishing with my spinning rod
i have had the same rod for all my life
i have a gopro but i don't have money for a chest mount
do i just tape it to my chest😭
I'm not sure a go pro would be much use in a chest. It's best used when you're out and about
I'd stick the go-pro to the rod 🤔
i want it to my chest
Bite the gopro
that way i get the best angle

hi, any French wanna begin a new game? i am up for
Check #1024264966712340510
ok chat revival time
🥳
Oh, that's what CPR stands for!
Chat Revival Procedure.

Why do I have the feeling the chat revival didn't last long? 🤔
long live the chat
The chat is dead, long live the chat? 😄
theres only so much i can do bois
the chat may die but valheim will not
🎶 Cuz if the party chat is dead
We can bring it back to life
Yeah we can make it through the night 🎶
Taking this and Subject's comment about how they aren't much use on chest.
Then thinking about how cops have chest-mounted cameras.
Now they will have baton-mounted cameras so you get the full experience when reviewing footage 😂
im having these amazin watermelon flavored gummy strippy thingies and dont remember where i bought them from
🍉
Post work Friday finally here for me. Hope y'all enjoying yourselves
Maybe... A shop? 👀
||-# Sorry xD||
yes but which
me tryna revive chat with boring gummy conversation
where's derekchan to tell me "tryna" is not a word
Are these strips of the sour variety
they have a sour tinge yes
Tryna and fittinto are indeed words.
Oh those are awesome. I think there's a strawberry type as well.
Sounding like beer and fajitas this evening!
MY FAJITAS
Come on through. We'll keep a plate warm
i need a visa for the us 🥲
I had a dumb credit card joke going. I haven't been out of the states or know what that process looks like. Is it hard to get a visa where you are
yup, expensive too, long wait time, etc
nope nope stay out - we are not a nice people
id never anyway no offence xoxo

