general

[pliant vale]

how would code blocks be used maliciously??

[marsh sentinel]

Don't ask me, just passing on what has been said.

[pliant vale]

well time to ask the same question without code blocks

[marsh sentinel]

They asked a question politely.

[tardy vale]

🤔

[tardy vale]

stop using # in text 😄

because it does this to text

[marsh sentinel]

There we go. I wasn't quite right.

[tardy vale]

The color of animals is by no means a matter of chance; it depends on many considerations, but in the majority of cases tends to protect the animal from danger by rendering it less conspicuous. Perhaps it may be said that if coloring is mainly protective, there ought to be but few brightly colored animals. There are, however, not a few cases in which vivid colors are themselves protective. The kingfisher itself, though so brightly colored, is by no means easy to see. The blue harmonizes with the water, and the bird as it darts along the stream looks almost like a flash of sunlight.

Desert animals are generally the color of the desert. Thus, for instance, the lion, the antelope, and the wild donkey are all sand-colored. “Indeed,” says Canon Tristram, “in the desert, where neither trees, brushwood, nor even undulation of the surface afford the slightest protection to its foes, a modification of color assimilated to that of the surrounding country is absolutely necessary. Hence, without exception, the upper plumage of every bird, and also the fur of all the smaller mammals and the skin of all the snakes and lizards, is of one uniform sand color.”

The next point is the color of the mature caterpillars, some of which are brown. This probably makes the caterpillar even more conspicuous among the green leaves than would otherwise be the case. Let us see, then, whether the habits of the insect will throw any light upon the riddle. What would you do if you were a big caterpillar? Why, like most other defenseless creatures, you would feed by night, and lie concealed by day. So do these caterpillars. When the morning light comes, they creep down the stem of the food plant, and lie concealed among the thick herbage and dry sticks and leaves, near the ground, and it is obvious that under such circumstances the brown color really becomes a protection. It might indeed be argued that the caterpillars, having become brown, concealed themselves on the ground, and that we were reversing the state of things. But this is not so, because, while we may say as a general rule that large caterpillars feed by night and lie concealed by day, it is by no means always the case that they are brown; some of them still retaining the green color. We may then conclude that the habit of concealing themselves by day came first, and that the brown color is a later adaptation.

[pliant vale]

if theres no space between the hash and the text it wont make it large. also, how would code blocks be used maliciously?

[tardy vale]

pure spam

like that I posted above

[pliant vale]

thats not a code block

[tardy vale]

that is # followed by text

[pliant vale]

code block

[tardy vale]

you don't get it

and you never seem to will get it

[pliant vale]

ok so thats not banned i see. i think if the message gets removed for having a hash in it, the user should be told WHY it was removed

[tardy vale]

code blocks are just fine since you don't really spam 2000 letters which just completly fill a text chat

sadly the # block is used in linux alot and also other platforms :/

[pliant vale]

is automod able to differentiate between a hash with a space after it and a hash with not a space after it? or a hash inside a code block?

[tardy vale]

and the entire REGREX as it's called that we use to block other malicious things aswell. blocks #

[tardy vale]

sadly not

Auto-mod is very blunt

I'm sorry that you got trolled by ETE50 and Aaronski.
You don't need to support us more than what you already are doing 🫂 🥳

[pliant vale]

surely regex is capable of interpreting space characters. or does automod parse the regex slightly differently?

[tough aspen]

why do you need it anyway

[pliant vale]

need the hash symbol?

[tough aspen]

whatever you were initially trying to do that started this discussion

[wind phoenix]

you guys deserve it

[tardy vale]

REGEX is blunt 🤷

all I can say

[wind phoenix]

and i bought 2 wall flags 1 for me and 1 for my friend

[tardy vale]

and discord don't allow us to have infinite amount of automod commands either

[pliant vale]

it was automod removing my messages and giving me a timeout, which i now know the reason is because the hash symbol was in my message. the problem is the hash symbol is used in many, MANY programming languages as a comment character, telling the computer not to interpret or execute any code on that line. and discord uses the same character to make text very large

[marsh sentinel]

How is limited functionality the same as Big Brother?

[tardy vale]

the boardgame they where talking about is a collaboration with MOOD. a danish company.
https://gamefound.com/en/projects/mood-publishing/valheim-the-board-game

I think it will release online aswell in some form. but only the normal box I think 🤔

[wind phoenix]

ohh thx

[pliant vale]

calling any form of "no you cant do that" 1984 is a joke common in the circles i frequent
example: "no you cant steal forty cakes" "literally 1984"

[marsh sentinel]

Not remotely the same here.

[tardy vale]

well. until Discord decided not to use #, ## and ### to markup text.
we need to block it sadly

[pliant vale]

it is, at its core, extremely removed and twisted from the source material, and very much said in a sort of sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek way

[marsh sentinel]

It's really not that big of a deal.

[pliant vale]

i do understand why you have it set up the way it is. i just think it sucks, for everyone involved

[tardy vale]

yeah. trolls fault to be honest

limiting their accessability to harass other users is needed 😦

[pliant vale]

not really a big deal at all i agree

much confusion happens when different communication styles clash

[wind phoenix]

also when will you guys add a grayling trophy ?

[pliant vale]

[marsh sentinel]

When they exist in game?

[fast trout]

The best grayling trophy is when you trap one in your house.

[umbral fog]

Well this was kind of a flashbang to my dark mode conditioned eyes 😄

[umbral fog]

I believe also the Deluxe edition 🙂

Edit: Update from today says "We will make the Standard and Deluxe retail versions available for you to pre-order." 😄

[tardy vale]

not all things get the same treatment

mostly due to limitations in the UI atm (only a set amount of enemies per row)

[pliant vale]

also sniffle, could i get my nickname in the server changed to Valkyronix - ping when replying or similar? to tell people to ping me when responding so i actually know they responded

[wind phoenix]

also would it possible to get more building walls? like quarter floors or trap doors?

[pliant vale]

dont we already have quarter floors

[wind phoenix]

dont think so

[tough aspen]

Called him sniffle...that sounds familiar....

[pliant vale]

i do agree though, theres a lot of building pieces i wish existed. mainly though i am annoyed with the constant z-fighting, its really bad especially on the ashwood floors.

[umbral fog]

We have the normal 2x2 floors and then the 1x1 floors, which are indeed quarter of the normal big ones

[pliant vale]

dammit lol i totally misread his name

[marsh sentinel]

I see where your mind is but I really don't think so.

[tough aspen]

I live off conspiracies

[wind phoenix]

my bad i meant like triangle floors

[pliant vale]

ohh that would be nice. id like some curved pieces and an ashwood door

[wind phoenix]

a round house

like a real tower or a little steak house

[pliant vale]

you can kinda do it with rotation and manual snapping but the z-fighting is extremely distracting, especially with ashwood

[lean fable]

Tell us one

[tardy vale]

what you want it changed to you say?

[pliant vale]

desired:
Valkyronix - ping when replying

and thank you!

[tardy vale]

sure I guess 🤔

[tardy vale]

but don't this ping you?

[marsh sentinel]

Well, technically you could disable it.

[tardy vale]

ah right

[slender marlin]

Night Gjall, thanks for the lore

[pliant vale]

yes. but the problem is people often turn the ping off, or dont use it in the first place. and 95% of the servers im in i have them muted so i dont know if someones responded to me unless i get pinged

[tardy vale]

ah gotcha

your name is up to you as long as it isn't offensive 😄

@marsh sentinel 😂

[marsh sentinel]

Thanks. That was stupid.

[umbral fog]

And sometimes it is not up to you xD

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mcu-shocker-mcu-shocker-whistle-jackson-brice-gif-3657412555390825871

[violet belfry]

Hi Derek! 😄

[marsh sentinel]

Um, hi?

[tardy vale]

@lean fable ?

I mean. I can see deleted messages D:

what you need me to do? 😄

[vivid field]

sometimes I'll reply without ping because it really isn't that important to keep the conversation going if you're not already paying attention

[tardy vale]

yes 🤔

don't know atm

ah. your name was basicly an advertisement

hence the change

fixed 🫡

[scenic wing]

Saw that coming 😂

[tough aspen]

You're really asking the wrong person 🥲

[tardy vale]

you did, didn't you 😄

this better?

[tough aspen]

power is a dangerous thing for you

[tardy vale]

I have no idea what you're on about, miss

John instead of Alex?

[scenic wing]

perfect

[tardy vale]

or where you tired now and wanted it to be "just valheim" ?

😄

"valheim" as name

[tough aspen]

do you remember when toomuchdogg was toomuchdoggmon, good times

[tardy vale]

best days

[jaunty ridge]

How long until devs make a possibility to add more slots or atleast remove the equiped items out of the inventory

[tardy vale]

not very likly

[tough aspen]

likely* even after the edit ❤️

[tardy vale]

nope. not allowed to take something the same as a developer

that's staff impersonation

[scenic wing]

I was just thinking about that!!

[tardy vale]

Alex is hence forth known as John

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-mr-wonderful-deirevs-gif-12173938505155416815

[tardy vale]

Li kelly?

[jaunty ridge]

Really? So players need to depend on mods for such a simple thing?

[tough aspen]

Players need to learn not to carry their cultivator and 2 bones everywhere

[tardy vale]

cultivator, scythe, 2 sets of clothes, 5 diffrent potions and 6 diffrent foods 👀

tho jt6maina has been here since 2021, so you should have heard this a few billion times.
item slots are just perfectly balanced

YOU SAID JOHN VALHEIM D:

[scenic wing]

Cracking up over here

[umbral fog]

Hey! xD

[jaunty ridge]

Well that's totally relative, if that was the case on all cases the mods wouldn't exist would they?
Asking for a option just like you guys did for a no map option among others is totally fair as like the other options players aren't all on the same page, also since you are telling me that you and others have told many many times that "the inventory is perfectly balanced" that means that many many players aren't happy with it?

[marsh sentinel]

There simply isn't a problem with inventory.

[scenic wing]

Smiffe it’s after midnight on a Friday, what are you doing here 😁

Inventory mods would still exist no matter the state of the inventory to be honest 🤔

[tardy vale]

the thing is.

1. the UI is ment to be that size, if you try to upscale the UI to 150%, they will crash into each other....
2. it's perfectly balanced from our perspective atm
3. if we added more to it. people would just fill it with more garbage items and then complain again
4. more slots = more weight, so people would then complain that everything is to heavy

[tough aspen]

Same way there's mods to be a fur-r-y, people will mod anything needless

[tardy vale]

do I look like I am working? 😮

[marsh sentinel]

Honestly? Yeah.

[pseudo flare]

there is a problem with inventory, you barely have enough slots for everything in certain biomes when exploring/mining or not even enough in some cases

[tardy vale]

gosh dammit

[tough aspen]

i dont wanna victim blame but you literally asked for it ❤️

[tardy vale]

only "worked" when I threw out those 2 trolls previously 🤔

oh and banned that announcement bot virus link, that you people thankfully never saw 😄

[marsh sentinel]

I dunno, defending dev decisions seems like a community management job.

Eh, it's up to you what you do of course.

[tardy vale]

oh right. better write down that 15 seconds of typing as overtime work 😮

[tough aspen]

type "sam says hi" too

[tardy vale]

sam says hi

[main sonnet]

Now you make me wonder if you are somehow related to a former coworker of mine.
Worked one day a week and when the person from the afternoon shift arrived 2 minutes too late, she had the nerve to write down that she had done 2 minutes of overtime.

[tardy vale]

related?

I do have relatives 😄

[main sonnet]

Well, hopefully not in this country. And certainly not in that particular village.
Reason: they're so related to one another over there, there's a physical / mental condition that's even named after the village.

[tardy vale]

yes

Cookies and milk has it

[tough aspen]

ahem

[tardy vale]

#mods-screenshots message

[jaunty ridge]

Apparently we play a different game i just give up at this point, never listen to the community, lucky for mods as they keep the game alive in between updates

[tardy vale]

Sam has both in her name

oh btw @tough aspen
||San Francisco boy||

Hm.. 🤔

[main sonnet]

Just out of curiousity, what are you carrying in your inventory?

[tardy vale]

don't think "custom" ones works

[frosty walrus]

If custom emojis worked I’d have a

[marsh sentinel]

The game is well and truly alive. Just look at the numbers.

[tardy vale]

🫂

wtf 😄

_<

[main sonnet]

Oh! Blue Man Group!

[marsh sentinel]

Heh, that hasn't worked.

[tardy vale]

DISCORD!

[tough aspen]

Give him Alexhugemoji

[tardy vale]

like. why does 🔥 work, but not 🫂

it's ok. I'm usually the one who have to look at them

😄

🫂

dammit

[marsh sentinel]

The moral of the story is: Just be happy with the name you've got.

[tardy vale]

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

[scenic wing]

Where did you name come from Smiffe? Does Smiffe mean something? 🤔

[tardy vale]

seems like it 🤷

[tardy vale]

Doesn't mean anything. I just had to change it from my old one since games stop allowing using ASCII in nicknames 😄

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-wtf-cat-huh-wtf-huh-cat-gif-17450980909222787557

[tardy vale]

ÐÆÇ®¥

try saying that

[rugged stag]

ÐÆÇ®¥

[scenic wing]

I read it as “decoy” lol

[rugged stag]

same 😄

[tardy vale]

oh. it's missing the damn R

discord doesn't show it 😄

ЮÆÇ¥

there we go

[scenic wing]

No idea honestly LOL “day coy” maybe?

[rugged stag]

I read EZ Pezy

[tardy vale]

nice

DRAECY or something idk

[scenic wing]

It reads “John Valheim”

[tardy vale]

I liked dragons when I was a lil kid

[rugged stag]

Why is Smiffe speaking in Elon?

[scenic wing]

English only server 🔨

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/that-shits-dingo-viva-la-dirt-league-catchphrase-gif-27349731

[frosty walrus]

sound:0:1

[main sonnet]

Perhaps because he thinks that using weird language is a Musk-have?

[tardy vale]

oh god not you to

and discord don't let me block them >_<

[rugged stag]

I don't even know how people upload sounds to chat

[tardy vale]

just like those damn stickers

[frosty walrus]

I got lucky 🎰

[tardy vale]

only a extremly limited amount of people can do that

[rugged stag]

[tardy vale]

it's a test feature in discord

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-bees-fall-cat-cute-gif-16215516

[scenic wing]

I thought you were supposed to be unlucky? 👀

[frosty walrus]

Smiffe when are we getting neck sounds in this server??

[tardy vale]

🤷

[tardy vale]

🍌 🍈 🥝 🍋

[rugged stag]

Swedish song

[tardy vale]

combine with Cha cha cha

[rugged stag]

Pen pineapple apple pen

[tardy vale]

no no

you get Finnish and swedish madness combined

[umbral fog]

Ah, so you are the real Smiffe 😄

[tardy vale]

yes 😄

you remembered

[umbral fog]

I still have that song saved xD

[tardy vale]

❤️

you're a true hero

imma get banned by @rugged stag soon

[rugged stag]

Que pasa? - huh?

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-huzzah-vldl-ben-excited-vldl-fireheart-excited-vldl-excited-gif-13950581331730447682

[scenic wing]

English only

[tardy vale]

Subject just used his daily free-pass card

[tardy vale]

go

look

in

the

god

darn

direct

message

[rugged stag]

It had an english translation...

[tardy vale]

mate

[rugged stag]

-# Keep spamming mate

[umbral fog]

Usually messages like that are also deleted no? 🤔

[tardy vale]

que pasa?

or?

or Ciao bella?

[rugged stag]

ciao bella

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[scenic wing]

Almost that time where it’s super later for everyone and I’m over here in my time zone hanging out here alone 😂

[umbral fog]

Nah, its super early for me 😄

[scenic wing]

Thought it was like midnight for you? 🤔

[umbral fog]

Heh 1 am 😄

[tardy vale]

Americans are the biggest group of members in this discord by sheer %

[frosty walrus]

It is here

[shy slate]

Hello 😶‍🌫️

[tardy vale]

hello

[scenic wing]

But I feel like they’re not particularly chatty 🤔

Maybe I’m wrong!

[tardy vale]

oh they are 😄

[rugged stag]

10:06 am

[scenic wing]

In like 4 hours, they hop on and start complaining 😅

[rugged stag]

Objection

[tough hemlock]

Gosh I just love my 2000 hours in this game so so much

[storm anchor]

2:08 am, maybe should sleep..

[tardy vale]

oh right. your 1hour ahead of me

[storm anchor]

That's right. 👍

[tardy vale]

Future man!

[storm anchor]

https://tenor.com/fi/view/the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-10300670

[scenic wing]

I’m gonna hop on Valheim in like 3ish hours, but the sever is usually pretty quiet around that time

[main sonnet]

Terrible isn't it? When RL messes up with your discord participation.

[scenic wing]

The worst 🥲

[tough aspen]

[slender marlin]

morgenGjall ☕

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[fallow solstice]

goodmorning everyone,
it is currently 4 am.
Goodnight everyone.

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/horrid-tired-meme-spongebob-dying-gif-7395189619679418862

woke up puking, ugh

[slender marlin]

uhm looks like we are a nice hospital room of a discord channel (not puking but not so well)

[violet belfry]

Does anyone else get slightly choppy audio, or certain sound effects sound playing at all?

[pseudo flare]

yea its always when tabbed out for me, like I hear trolls stomping near my base, tab back in but theres no trolls 🤔

[rugged stag]

As you do

[violet belfry]

Too much mead?

[rugged stag]

You're asking me?

[violet belfry]

Oh, responded to the wrong message haha

[violet belfry]

Did you drink too much mead?

[umbral fog]

There is such thing as "too much mead"? 👀

[violet belfry]

Yes I have first hand experience.

[umbral fog]

Inconceivable!

[violet belfry]

I didn't like it either. I prefer cider.

[slender marlin]

🙂‍↕️ there is such thing, sad but true

[umbral fog]

Still dont believe it, no matter how much of it i drank it was never too much 😄

[violet belfry]

I'll just stick to softdrinks.

[sweet hazel]

Hello

[violet belfry]

Sup

[devout trout]

Nah, if I had to guess it was food poisoning from something. No clue what tho

[main sonnet]

I doubt it was food poisoning. More likely it was a food infection.
If you had food poisoning, you would've end up in the hospital or even being dead by now.

[violet belfry]

There is such a thing as mild food poisoning

[main sonnet]

My Micro Biology teacher would disagree with that.
Poison isn't "mild". It's meant to kill you and anything that kills you isn't "mild".

"Mild food poisoning" is just an expression used to comfort those who are sick as they're frightened enough about the whole effect of having digested food that caused the problem in the first place.

[tardy vale]

in my country, we only have 1 word for that. and that word is food poisoning

[main sonnet]

In general, food poisoning is caused by the toxins created by bacteria. And that means something like Botox; which is lethal enough to kill small animals in minor doses. Even the shit some ppl inject to remove wrinkles is already dangerous.

Food infection is caused by an over abundance of bad bacteria in food, often caused by food not cooling down fast enough. And the bacteria causing the most cases love starch containing foods as well as chicken and seafood (fish, clams); hence why food infections often happen when people have been eating pasta, rice, fish or mussles / oisters.

[tardy vale]

so spoiled food, badly cooked food, etc etc. = food poisoning is the result

[vivid field]

I've never heard of food infection before -- it's all considered food poisoning -- you even state that it comes from the same source: bacteria. I don't see why there would need to be a distinction

[main sonnet]

Simple: Food infection is what it says, you're infected with lots of bacteria, which your body wants to get rid of asap. Hence having the runnings or puking.

Food poisoning is also what it says: you get poisoned. And die.

[vivid field]

infections are typically associated with wounds in creatures that are still living, no? (because the infection can cause the death)

[wind phoenix]

is it not food poisoning where you puke and that?

[main sonnet]

Your body want to get rid of that what makes you sick; which are the bacteria. Hence the puking, because the way it came in is also the way it can be removed fastest.

Keep in mind that your intestines are about 7 times your body length.
The distance between your mouth and your stomach is about half that body length.
So what's the fastest way out?

[wind phoenix]

up

[main sonnet]

Hence the puking.

[vivid field]

or down or both -- food poisoning doesn't discriminate

[main sonnet]

As for botox.... It's actally Botulism Toxine.
And Botulism is a neuro toxin created by bacteria and often appears in non-running brooks and creeks. And most often on a row of warm days when the water isn't able to get enough oxigen in it anymore.
First victims to that: fish and ducks.

Meaning, if you get that stuff in your system through food, you will die. Without any doubt.

[vivid field]

nothing is that certain in biology

[main sonnet]

I suggest you do a search for Clostridium Bacteriae and read how lethal their poison can be.

[vivid field]

it depends on a great many factors, including how much is present, and how well your body can react to purge/neutralize it

[main sonnet]

Clostridium botulinum is a gram-positive,[1] rod-shaped, anaerobic, spore-forming, motile bacterium with the ability to produce botulinum toxin, which is a neurotoxin.[2][3]

C. botulinum is a diverse group of pathogenic bacteria. Initially, they were grouped together by their ability to produce botulinum toxin and are now known as four distinct groups, C. botulinum groups I–IV. Along with some strains of Clostridium butyricum and Clostridium baratii, these bacteria all produce the toxin.[2]

Botulinum toxin can cause botulism, a severe flaccid paralytic disease in humans and other animals,[3] and is the most potent toxin known to science, natural or synthetic, with a lethal dose of 1.3–2.1 ng/kg in humans.[4][5]

That text means that only one gram of this poison is lethal enough to kill a million people.
And it's the most common one appearing in food, which is why I said, if you got food poisoning, you're dead.

[vivid field]

so how would you explain botox injections?

[main sonnet]

Lack of intelligence combined with an extreme low self esteem.

[vivid field]

no, I meant like... how do you explain how those people ... don't die

[main sonnet]

Perhaps because it's injected in / under the skin and not in veins.
I dunno, I'm not a doctor.
I studied food technology, not medicine.

[vivid field]

ahh, so you agree that a neurotoxin might require a specific pathway to the nervous system to actually be able to cause damage?

are you aware that there are actually several barriers/protections that exist in our gastrointestinal system that prevent many otherwise toxic compounds from critically impacting the rest of our body?

[drowsy imp]

doses of botox are much lower than the minimum required to cause illness or death

[vivid field]

but regardless, I'm not saying botox is healthy, but I'm still kinda confounded on the distinction and classification of food poisoning needing to be botox -- like, it's a very common term that encompasses any unknown pathogen that causes illness

[drowsy imp]

i'd imagine is as simple as 'the easiest way to get a deadly dose of botulism is through food'

dodgy botox injections can also cause some severe damage though

[main sonnet]

Well, it doesn't need botox, but it's one of the most common ones.
There are others caused by Basileus Cereus, Staphylococcus Aureus (which you find in puss, btw) and Salmonellae. And the latter is often found in chicken.

[vivid field]

possibly, but nanograms are pretty small, I'm more inclined to think that the injections are done in such a way as to prevent them from interacting with our nervous system

[drowsy imp]

Oh they have to interact with the nervous system to work at all

[vivid field]

ehh, true, or maybe it's specifically modified? idk

[drowsy imp]

botox is just purified and heavily diluted

apparently some hospital in Turkey gave 70 people proper botulism from botox injections

[main sonnet]

With a devastating result, I suppose.

[drowsy imp]

67 hospitalized, with "some" needing ICU

"Investigations being led by Turkish authorities have discovered that the Botox products used in treatments were not approved for treating obesity."

apparently weight loss botox is a thing??

[main sonnet]

Like I said:
#general message

[vivid field]

The toxin is made by Clostridium botulinum and sometimes Clostridium butyricum and Clostridium baratii bacteria (germs). These bacteria can produce the toxin in food, wounds, and the intestines of infants.

The bacteria that make botulinum toxin are found naturally in many places, but it's rare for them to make people sick. These bacteria make spores, which act like protective coatings. Spores help the bacteria survive in the environment, even in extreme conditions.

The spores usually do not cause people to become sick, even when they're eaten. But under certain conditions, these spores can grow and make one of the most lethal toxins known.

-- via the CDC on botulism btw

[main sonnet]

And as long as certain magazines and fashion shows keep promoting the "Nazi-deathcamp body type", we will have people who would abuse that on people who think that the way they look is not what they should look.

[vivid field]

anything that can sell is a weight loss thing for a population that has a major obesity epidemic

[main sonnet]

You do know that epidemic is caused by the food industry and the health organisations?

Although both will always deny their responsibility.

[vivid field]

I wouldn't paint with so large a brush, but yeah -- specifically sugar and bread have been quite influential

[main sonnet]

On top of the false advertising of the food industries and the commercial offices doing their PR.

Example:

Over her in the NL we got a government promoted action that too much salt in products is bad for your health, considering it will increase your blood presure.

So food industry was forced to reduce the amount of salt in their products.
But since without that much salt, the product was tasting "bland", they needed something to make sure the salty taste was still there.
Investigations showed that by adding a bit of sugar the salty taste would be significant better.
So as a result, sugar was added to products that never required it, including processed meat to decorate your bread.

Now imagine, sugar in sliced meat?
25 years that was unthinkable. Nowadays it's a common standard. And most of the public doesn't even know, although it's listed as an ingredient on the label.

Example #2:

All those "sugar free" drinks still contain sugar.
Diet Coke? That brown colour is created by caramel, which is heated sugar.
Sugar free water enhancers? Still contain sugar if they're made of natural syrup.

What's actually meant is that it doesn't contain any additional added sugar.
But since sugar = bad, stating that it doesn't contain sugar while it still has sugar is the way to advertise. As it makes the public believe that it's healthy, so they drink more and still get more sugar digested as it actually healthy.

Most people think Sugar = glucose.
What they don't think / know is that Dextrose and fructose are the most common sugars and found in all products with fruit in it or based upon fruit.
So when they see "doesn't contain sugar" or "zero sugar!" on a label, for the public it means it doesn't contain the same kind of sugar you put in your tea or coffee.
Only when they read the ingredients label, they find out it still contains dextrose, fructose or any of the other sugars not known to the general public.

[umbral fog]

Have the general public never gone to elementary school?
(or however is the first 9 years you go to school called in english)

[vivid field]

the "general public" have very short memories

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-wtf-cat-huh-wtf-huh-cat-gif-17450980909222787557

[hexed drift]

not every country is the US

[umbral fog]

Eh? Why do you bring US into it?

[hexed drift]

because deceptive language like the example is generally illegal xd

[main sonnet]

Oh they have.

But when food manufactures do something without telling the public and they (the public) has been acting like sheep for the past 30+ years, only a few would actually check the ingredient list.

And those few are usually the ones looking for allergens.

[hexed drift]

"no sugar" is generally used in the chemical sense

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/snowball-bunny-carrot-cute-bunny-looking-around-gif-24073322

[main sonnet]

I just checked the list of ingredients of the Pesi Zero I'm drinking.

Carbonated water, Colour (Caramel E150d), sweeteners (E950, E951) , accids and a lot more.

So I googled caramel, E159d

Guess what came up?

Caramel color or caramel coloring is a water-soluble food coloring. It is made by heat treatment of carbohydrates (sugars), in general in the presence of acids, alkalis, or salts, in a process called caramelization. It is more fully oxidized than caramel candy, and has an odor of burnt sugar and a somewhat bitter taste. Its color ranges from pale yellow to amber to dark brown.

Yet, the lable says: Pepsi ZERO SUGAR

So I checked the bottle of another brand, claiming it has zero sugar. And low and behold, I found E150d among the ingredients.

So who's telling the lies and who's being the fool?

[vivid field]

I just checked the list of ingredients of what I'm drinking.

water... dang

although tbh that's kinda offset by the chocolate cake I made the other day, lol

[main sonnet]

As long as it isn't apple pie, I'm certain the chocolate cake is more healthy.

[fast trout]

Careful! If you read the full list, it contains hydrogen, which can be used to make bombs!

[vivid field]

???

[vivid field]

oof, also with the anti-anti-oxidants... maybe I should reconsider my new primary beverage

[main sonnet]

If you only knew about that government conspiracy to mix H2O among water these days. Beats the whole chem-trails conspiracy!

[fast trout]

Hahaha, you guys crack me up.

[main sonnet]

But on a serious note, our grandparents ate and drank in general more healthy as we do these days.

And the irony is that everything that was considered "bad" in the past, now turns out to be not that bad at all.
Which doesn't fit in the image of the food and health industry.

I mean: people going to the gym 2 miles from their home on a moped, motor cycle or in a car, just to step on a treadmill and walk / run 10 miles....... Or step on a home trainer bike thingy to "cycle" a certain distance.
How crooked can your mind be?

[hexed drift]

in this case your mind is crooked

because your perfception and reality are a wild mismatch

(but you are the guy who considers a 0.1% ingredient the same as a main component at 25%+ xd)

[main sonnet]

You think?
I pass a gym each and every day when going to and from work.
And each and every day the car park, and the moped parking area is full of vehicles.

[vivid field]

what's wrong with mopeds? (and going to the gym?)

[main sonnet]

And since it's a private parking, the ones parking there visit the gym.

Nothing. But why using a moped to go to the gym when you can work out the same way by walking or using a bicycle?

[vivid field]

but that's the thing, you can't work out the same way

[main sonnet]

So what's the exact difference between walking on a treadmill and walking from your home to a gym?

[vivid field]

I'm very cognizant of that, because we have a gym at my work, but since I've started working remotely, I've had to adjust and change my workout routine because I don't have access to the same equipment

[main sonnet]

afaik you still need to put one foot in front of the other

[vivid field]

a treadmill is a singular piece of equipment, which some people prefer over being outside for several reasons

[hexed drift]

mopeds are loud af
electrical ones are fine

[vivid field]

with broken/missing mufflers maybe

there certainly are people who intentionally do that just to be obnoxious

[hexed drift]

even with everything working as intended you hear them for hundreds of meters in the night

its an engine limitation

[vivid field]

no, if you can hear them from over a hundred meters they are intentionally over-revving and/or have modified exhausts

those ones you must be hearing I wouldn't say are indicative of mopeds in general --- every single moped I've ever come across has been much quieter than my hayabusa -- which is not any louder than a regular car if I'm going the speed limit, which is quieter in general compared to a harley, which my one neighbor has, which in turn is quieter than an industrial dump truck that yet another neighbor has.

as far as motor vehicles go, mopeds are like the least noisy/polluting/bulky/obnoxious option

[misty elbow]

"Is a puddle just a tiny lake, or is a lake just a huge puddle?"

[cyan creek]

A question of relativity

[umbral fog]

Incredibly large drop of water.

[cyan creek]

Nah I disagree, pizza are nowhere close to sandwich

can't change my mind, toppings aren't the same for pizza than sandwich.

Let's debate about it 🤣

I my country we are use to arguing about one same object having different name depending on the region you came from

I saw so many useless arguments, no one can beat me 🙃

[vivid field]

the topology is wrong. its one piece of bread with toppings vs two pieces of bread

pizza is more closely related to the burrito

[slender marlin]

🤌

kidding, the name has the same root as pita bread, so maybe not so unbeliavably far

[misty elbow]

I do agree with this one

[misty elbow]

[tardy vale]

So a folded pizza is'nt a pizza? 😵‍💫

We call them Calzone

[tired harness]

Calzones in deep north? 👀

[tired harness]

The Pacific Ocean?

[vivid field]

that's not what I said

[umbral fog]

Ah, that specific drop 😄

[misty elbow]

[tired harness]

Atlantic Ocean is just a smaller drop of water 😏

[vivid field]

sandwich is two pieces of bread. pizza (and calzone, and burrito and taco and... etc.) is one

[tired harness]

Hot dogs are... calzones? 👀

[vivid field]

I guess it depends on your classification system which is higher up the taxonomical tree

salads for example are prolly a root ancestor

[misty elbow]

Technically a sandwich was once one bread but it was cut into multiple . So does that mean if you cut a pizza in multiple pieces, is it also a sandwich?

[umbral fog]

Just use the cube rule 🙂

[misty elbow]

I am getting a headache now xd

[vivid field]

you could certainly make the argument that sandwich includes all bread-enclosed foods, and then not have to worry about the exact number of pieces of bread its composed of

in which case sure, sandwiches would then encompass pizza, burgers, hotdogs, calzones, tacos, burritos, etc.

[umbral fog]

Nah, pizza is toast, burger is sandwich

[misty elbow]

"I am gonna eat a sandwich in one second. Not the sandwich you think tho"

[vivid field]

so then you can play the game sandwich or salad? and categorize all foods as either or 😛

[tired harness]

Or just take 2 pizza squares and flip one over.

[misty elbow]

I just don't know what to think anymore

My brain is stuck

[tired harness]

Make 2 English muffin mini-pizzas then stack them into a sandwich.

[tardy vale]

like this?

[tired harness]

What is this heresy?

[tardy vale]

it's how to heat 2 pizzas on 1 owen tray 😄

[umbral fog]

Optimal way of stacking 4 halfs of pizza 😄

[tired harness]

That isn't stacking 😭

[tired harness]

Who is Owen? 👀

[tardy vale]

how the hell do you spell it then? 😄

ovven?

[frosty walrus]

Did you mean oven?

[tardy vale]

Olwwhen?

no no under

not oven

[tired harness]

Under what?

[frosty walrus]

[tired harness]

Under the oven there is just a drawer where you store baking sheets and such things that go in said oven.

4 burners on top of the oven are the "stove" or "stovetop"
Hanging above that in most modern setups is the microwave.

Long-form of that being the "microwave oven."
So both types of oven being denoted by you putting stuff in them, instead of on them.

[vivid field]

it's also pronounced "ov-in" instead of "ov-on"

[hoary crypt]

Hello guys i have a serious issue. I spawned 50 fenris hanging door middle of my house and i cant delete it. What should i do?

[tired harness]

Start over and don't spawn things. 😏

[hoary crypt]

i need to remove these things

forcedelete wont work i guess

[tired harness]

Starting over will 100% remove them.

[tardy vale]

forcedelete works just fine

but did you spawn in a level 50 fenring?

or what? 😄

just forcedelete fenring 1000

[marsh sentinel]

Doors are not people.

[tired harness]

Smiffe.
You never answered what "under" thing you were talking about 😞

[tardy vale]

but there is no Fenris in the game either

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/under-pressure-david-bowie-queen-freddie-mercury-freddy-gif-16911242

[tired harness]

🙄

[marsh sentinel]

It isn't. It's ov-en.

[tardy vale]

it's Owen the Oven

[tired harness]

Yes, that is an oven with a stovetop.

[tardy vale]

it litterally has a name 😄

[tired harness]

Just has the drawer above the oven for character model reasons.

[marsh sentinel]

It's an oven with a hob.

[tired harness]

Owen needs to brush though. Filthy.

[tardy vale]

oh god

don't lookup owen the oven on youtube 😬

🫣

[hoary crypt]

i just delete my whole world for that fenris hanging door

50 hours is garbage now

[tardy vale]

why?

there is backups you can use

[hoary crypt]

naah, just fresh start

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hugh-laurie-shrug-idk-gif-8385685

[marsh sentinel]

Or just delete the door.

[tardy vale]

no. it was 50 fenris hairs hanging from the ceeling 😄

[marsh sentinel]

Well, he keeps saying door so I'm confused.

[tired harness]

Sounds like he did spawn the hanging versions instead of just the drops.

[prime stream]

Here is your lesson: dont play with the console, mods, etc in a world you care about until you knwo what its actually going to do.

[tired harness]

People don't come here to learn.
We've proven that countless times.

[prime stream]

Because the obvious question, if you knew what you were doing beforehand, is WHY did you do it?

[marsh sentinel]

Either way he can just delete them the same way.

[tardy vale]

yes

[tardy vale]

and yet. we have added backup files just in case

[hoary crypt]

finished atleast 10 times this game :D

and just trying new things to have fun chill out

[prime stream]

It could be argued that the backups weren't meant to protect you against suffocation via fenris hair LOL

In a survival game, I guess that's just Darwin 🤣

[prime stream]

Most people here Id guess have done something broken with the console. Dont sweat it.

[tired harness]

How do you finish a game that isn't done? 🤔

[hoary crypt]

think about it

[tired harness]

Thinking.
Oh, that's right, it cannot be done. 👍

[tardy vale]

finnish the current final things I'd say

[tired harness]

What do the Finns have to do with this? 😏

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kicking-out-get-outta-here-gif-21553517

[hoary crypt]

🥸 I'm waiting Deep North update. When I gett bored, I start new world. How can you not understand this? 😟

This makes sense right? 😎 🤟

[zinc chasm]

still no full release date?

[marsh sentinel]

Still?

[tired harness]

Same release date they gave last time.

[zinc chasm]

What was it?

[marsh sentinel]

When it's done.

[tired harness]

WHEN IT IS READY.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/when-gif-20190303

[tired harness]

That is the redacted version.

[marsh sentinel]

You know Smiffe is right here...

[tired harness]

Oh yay. Nerd emote replies.
The pinnacle of internet communication.

[zinc chasm]

😎

[hoary crypt]

Jan 2026?

[tardy vale]

I promise I'll tell you specificly 1 minute before it goes live

[tired harness]

I'm fairly certain Montilyet is in charge of announcements, no?

[tired harness]

That's why I deleted 😁

Smiffe hearting the nerd emote guy is a bit odd though 😬

[marsh sentinel]

They'll see themselves out soon enough.

[tired harness]

They always do.

[tardy vale]

I haven't posted it even once

[tired harness]

I never said you did?
I said you posted a heart to the person who did.

[marsh sentinel]

Well, now we're just condoning their behaviour.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-confusion-lost-wizard-gif-17136584

[tired harness]

2019? That's like 15 years ago 😭

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/armour-monster-hunter-world-knight-wait-popcorn-gif-11705920

[tired harness]

Emergency induction port.

That's a straw, Tali.

Emergency induction port.

[lucid socket]

Hey, would anyone know if the deep north will be only on the most northern end of the map or if it will be the biome furthest around the edges?

[tired harness]

It is the exact opposite portion of the map to the Ashlands.

[lucid socket]

Ahh okay, I play co-op and we’ve only just touched mistlands

[tired harness]

Yeah, just stay off the top 20% of the map and you'll be fine.

[lucid socket]

We are exploring more of the map and I told him not to go too far north🤣

[tough aspen]

[umbral fog]

#valheim-chat message @hexed drift Oh yes, to little actual iron deposits in japan.

[hexed drift]

and the ones they have are shit xd

[umbral fog]

So iron sand it is xD

[hexed drift]

the germanic tribes had better steel

[umbral fog]

And it was crucible steel 😉

Thus much more homogenous

[tired harness]

Zoolander had Blue Steel.

[hexed drift]

iirc they found ancient steel forges in the middle east
you can imagine what such a steel sword would do to bronze and copper
would be black magic fuckery for those peeps

[tired harness]

Depending.
Copper tends to catch steel. So effectively both people would lose their weapons as it would become one stuck piece of metal.

[hexed drift]

in reality whoever has steel wins

[umbral fog]

Fun "fact": Vikings believed that if they included bones in to the iron they made weapons with it would give that weapon strenght of the creature the bones belonged to. Which was kinda true since that would include more carbon into the iron making it a form of crude steel. 😄
||(remembering what i read quite some time ago and might not even be true 😛 )||

[hexed drift]

steel actually has less carbon than many iron variations

[vivid field]

in reality, soldiers used spears

[tired harness]

If you can dodge the steel it doesn't matter. 😉
Just hold block and roll.

[umbral fog]

Than cast iron for example 🙂

[hexed drift]

or their upgrade

[tired harness]

Range does beat almost everything. True.

[hexed drift]

probably blood

the nitrogen would harden the blade

as would chicken shit but thats less epic

[scenic wing]

Read this in my Vikings magazine recently 👀 it’s still in my closet, I’ll give it a look tonight lol

[cyan creek]

Got an idea from your discussion, let suggest DN weapons including bones in their models and recipes

[tired harness]

Ok but

Deep North with calzones though.

[cyan creek]

you mean the pizza ?

[tired harness]

Calzone.

[cyan creek]

let's add a calzone-bomb
-# let stop saying stupid things.

[scenic wing]

Probably one of the only things I liked about Skyrim; the dragon bone armaments were so cool!

[tired harness]

Until you realized daedric was still better for some unknown reason...

[cyan creek]

oh yes they look so cool

[scenic wing]

Eh, with forging perks and and all that jazz it was hardly noticeable

But yeah, you’re right!

[tired harness]

Daedric took 90 smithing. Dragon took 100 smithing.

Why is the 100 skill thing worse than the 90 skill thing?!?!????!?!?!?!?!?

[merry mist]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-coffee-time-coffee-gif-12925064

[hexed drift]

why should the bone of a time bending demigod be better than demic metal? xd

[old sonnet]

I love valheim ❤️

But need a better pc to see beauty of valheim

[hexed drift]

the community is even better than the game

*exceptions apply

[old sonnet]

Fr.

[tired harness]

Sometimes 😉

[tough aspen]

[marsh sentinel]

Can't imagine who the exception might be.

[tired harness]

Samaramon, you are exceptional.
That does not mean you are an exception 🫂

[merry mist]

[hexed drift]

a fellow coffee junkie? xd

[drowsy fossil]

Best Viking game ever

[azure geode]

true...

[scenic wing]

@umbral fog Did you see the board game update?

[umbral fog]

The 29?

[tardy vale]

I guess? 🤔

[umbral fog]

Welp, we know they plan to ship them during October 🙂

[steep socket]

[tardy vale]

yeah. can't wait 😮

[umbral fog]

Same 😄 Which edition did you take btw?

[tardy vale]

the same almost everyone else took 😄

the FOMO box

[umbral fog]

Heh, so the biggest 😄

[tardy vale]

ye

I need them to paint them up 😄

[umbral fog]

I got the collector's edition 😁 + fancy dice and wooden furniture

[steep socket]

I got the

[tardy vale]

oh

I took the all-in one

[scenic wing]

Yep! That update. Art looks awesome!

[steep socket]

That's a whole 4 burgers

[scenic wing]

Fair warning, I will likely have more typos than usual for a little bit. I cut my thumb lol

[tardy vale]

• this glorious thing

[steep socket]

No I can't handle it if you have typos

[scenic wing]

I got the spoon too 👀

[tardy vale]

best choice

[steep socket]

What the hell is the spoon for

[umbral fog]

You have the tray, dice tower, sleeves, mat and STL files on me 😄
(Oooooh, i couldnt get the SPOON 😦 at least its in the game :D)

[tardy vale]

big bowls of cereals?

[steep socket]

I guess so

[scenic wing]

I’m excited for the Hugin coin!

[steep socket]

I'm excited for!

[tardy vale]

Hugin coin?

[umbral fog]

The one you get if you pledged in first 24 hours

[steep socket]

Smiffe didn't get it

[tardy vale]

erm

[steep socket]

He is going to destroy everyone

We will remember the day smiffe found out he didn't get the hugin coin 🙏

[tardy vale]

I was like pledge numer 20 something

tho I can't see the coin in my pledge 😄

[umbral fog]

No one can 🙂

I am in the second thousand i think, got to pc a bit late that day iirc 😄

[steep socket]

I am the

[tardy vale]

I looked and I can't see my backer number. only the buyer ID

oh nvm. found it

[umbral fog]

I check it in comments xD

[tardy vale]

[My Projects] Tab

ah

[umbral fog]

But good to know 😄

[tardy vale]

Element of suprise

Ah!

[rugged stag]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eU6Wt6v60-AAAAAC/cat-looking-looking-cat.gif

[scenic wing]

I am backer #1573 🤔

[umbral fog]

1340 here 😄

[cold pagoda]

what is the server number and password

[marsh sentinel]

Which server?

[cold pagoda]

anyone that is fine helping a new player

[crimson yacht]

Give #1024264966712340510 a gander.

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall ☕

[slender marlin]

whoa! very good for cooking and bad rugby teams

[tough aspen]

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[tardy vale]

139,940 users 👀

[umbral fog]

Maybe 140K today? 👀

[main sonnet]

And only 1 Smiffe to controll them all......

[tardy vale]

thankfully I got the bots on my side

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-dalek-spinning-yippee-gif-9064901754254836551

[umbral fog]

One Smiffe to rule them all,
one Smiffe to find them,
one Smiffe to bring them all
and in the Valheim bind them.

Hmm, i see 139 825 users 🤔

[tardy vale]

you ususally need to force it to update the counting

[umbral fog]

Ah

[tardy vale]

@cyan creek you're free now

[umbral fog]

Restarted discord and still nothing, will have to take your word for it 😄

[cyan creek]

Thank you

But
What just happened to me? 😂

[rugged stag]

1 smiffe to rule tem all

[main sonnet]

Did you try to post a link, perhaps?

[tardy vale]

no. he wrote a portugese word 😄

[cyan creek]

🤣

My bad, so them typed too fast is portugese

[tardy vale]

yeah 😄

[empty thorn]

I too start speaking Portuguese when I talk too fast dw

[cyan creek]

They are on your side but they have strange behavior sometimes xD

[rugged stag]

Just don’t be strange, simples 😂🥰

[cyan creek]

🎵
Oh take your time, don’t type too fast.

And be a simple kind of man

[weak isle]

idk what happened in the most recent update but im crashing constantly

[tardy vale]

my bet is GPU drivers 🙂

[weak isle]

i mean im up to date on my amd drivers

[tardy vale]

yeah

did you know when you update drivers

you put the new ones ontop of the old ones?

over and over and over and over and over and over, again

[weak isle]

yeah i did. i uninstalled all of them

ive removed all my overclocks. got rid of my xmp

[tardy vale]

there is a option to do a "clean install" option for GPU's

XMP is usually never the problem tho

[weak isle]

moved it to different drives. verify files

this didnt use to happen. is what im trying to say. started happening recently

[tardy vale]

never had mods?

[weak isle]

i did. i deleted all of them including bepinex.

[tardy vale]

you deleted the entire folder?

[weak isle]

yes. i went through all of my valheim folders through all of my drives and deleted everything involving mods

i thought bepinex might of been causing it but after i got rid of it its still doing it

so now i just use my dedi server to play so the rollback for when i do crash isnt too bad

[tardy vale]

usually mods break, but that's only when we update

send me a DM

[rugged stag]

I also break when updated

[storm anchor]

1 yearly update brings more back pain and joint problems.

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/debby-ryan-pull-back-hair-flirty-flirt-cute-gif-17354464

Hi 👋

Nlog- what?

[tough aspen]

not like other girls 👉 👈

[rugged stag]

Jesus Christ

[tough aspen]

its the anthem gif

its 2 pm D:

[rugged stag]

Go sleep

[tough aspen]

ok

[tardy vale]

lol. Sam getting a free-pass at sleeping the afternoon 😄

but the upside-down-mate

[rugged stag]

[sly yacht]

anyone got a valheim world i can join?

[umbral fog]

Look in #1024264966712340510 🙂

[old sonnet]

I have a build ideo for someone

build ereborn

[azure geode]

build it yourself, and realize its near to impossible

[old sonnet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cyan creek]

Someone done it

[old sonnet]

:OO

[cyan creek]

I don’t remembrer his name but he did

Another built Moria

[umbral fog]

bye bye 👋

[vapid sail]

deine bio sagt schon alles über dich aus wtf

[old sonnet]

Cya

[tardy vale]

the 14 year old boy already left the server

[umbral fog]

good 😄

[old sonnet]

Wait 14 years boys do that things?

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hugh-laurie-shrug-idk-gif-8385685

[old sonnet]

Im 13 and im dont doing that lol.

[marsh sentinel]

Probably best not to mention your age.

[umbral fog]

This one at least did 🤷‍♂️

[tardy vale]

14 year old german

[old sonnet]

Fortnite lol

[old sonnet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[signal walrus]

Is val coming to ps

[modest moth]

no

[tough aspen]

is santa claus coming to town

[storm anchor]

But it's February.

[tough aspen]

its xmas somewhere

[scenic wing]

Have you been good this year? 🤔

[lean fable]

my house, always

[abstract tartan]

Santa comes down for vacation here in Florida after Christmas. He's a nice fella.

[dark otter]

Hello

[scenic wing]

Hello Tdog, I’m TooMuchDogg

[dark otter]

My cousin!

[wheat nest]

Why can’t I craft a mead I have every ingredient but the craft option does not work

[modest moth]

Where are you crafting it?

[wheat nest]

Mead kettle

[umbral fog]

Which one are you trying to make?

[wheat nest]

The one that lets you carry more weight

[umbral fog]

Do you have 2 trollfish of the same level?

[wheat nest]

No

[umbral fog]

You need those 🙂

[wheat nest]

Oh ok thanks

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[azure geode]

flashbacks...

[tardy vale]

Morgen Gjall

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/social-media-social-media-addict-addicted-to-social-media-notification-when-you-get-a-notification-gif-11618052

[violet belfry]

Are you aware of any audio glitches with Valheim at the moment? I was outside my big base and certain sound effects weren't playing and the audio was skipping. It seems to only happen in a very graphics intensive area.

[tardy vale]

some people have reported a few issues. but nothing major

https://valheim.com/support -> known issues

is a good place to see if we have it written down or not

[violet belfry]

kk

[tough aspen]

I've had this since before Ashlands 🥲

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[thorny elm]

what happened to my message?

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/giphy-no-content-not-available-no-gif-giphy-sucks-gif-18508448

[proven dagger]

In other words in got yeeted for being inappropriate.

[thorny elm]

may i ask what was inappropriate about it ?

[topaz ether]

Howdy

Looking for people to play on my new world with my brother and I, would anyone be interested that’s in eastern time zone?

[waxen notch]

#1024264966712340510

[proven dagger]

Can't answer that since I didn't remove it.

[rugged stag]

Thank you for that valuable response

[proven dagger]

Procrastinating at its finest.

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall ☕ (+☕ +☕ )

[tough aspen]

where's AsatruTV

[umbral fog]

At school 😂

[violet belfry]

[proven dagger]

I feel you, I'm at work.

[tough aspen]

im at my pc eating cabbage like a gremlin

[proven dagger]

Someone fed you after midnight and you turned into a gremlin?

[umbral fog]

Are you downvoting my school Smiffe? 😂

[tough aspen]

that someone was me

[proven dagger]

Give him a break, he can't vote in suggestions anymore, so he has to get his jollies somewhere else.

[tardy vale]

yes

quit school

go pro-discord streamer

[umbral fog]

How well does it pay? XD If Its not terrible it might be feasible.

[proven dagger]

Do you have to avoid water now or else you'll multiply? ||Almost phrased it inappropriately.||

[tough aspen]

tbh I havent seen the movie I only knew your reference

[proven dagger]

Ah, ok.
When mogway get wet (hit by water) they multiply, if they eat after midnight they become gremlins.
Mogway is cute and cuddly, gremlin is destructive, scaly and ugly.

[tough aspen]

spoilers omg

its a joke

[tardy vale]

||it's never a joke||

[proven dagger]

We don't joke about gremlins.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlins-gremlin-midnight-dontfeedaftermidnight-gif-12169967101851076278

best damn movie

[tough aspen]

is it tho

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-the-giggle-doctor-who-the-star-beast-doctor-who-beep-the-meep-wild-blue-yonder-doctor-who-gif-7564629948399411264

[tardy vale]

yes

[tardy vale]

and what Gremlin movie is that?

[rugged stag]

Doctor who Special - 2022/2023

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

[proven dagger]

You need a blow dryer.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-who-rohit-shetty-pinkvilla-who-is-it-what's-the-name-gif-11602684487777858024

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/xxw3r3w0lf-debby-ryan-meme-gif-25729577

[tardy vale]

now you're just spamming

[rugged stag]

Acascuse me?

[proven dagger]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam?

[rugged stag]

Smiffe does not like green eggs and ham

[proven dagger]

Dr. Seus?

[rugged stag]

Yep

Samaramon lurking

[tough aspen]

wdym lurking you literally messaged after me

[rugged stag]

"nlog"

[tough aspen]

it aint a lurk boi

[rugged stag]

Nothing wrong with lurking

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504829670857113613/734943622457196544/Walking_Penguin.gif

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-spam-intensifies-yum-gif-13948300

[waxen notch]

Spam
-# without gif perms

[proven dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tt-gif-22612306

[tardy vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycKNt0MhTkk

yes

[proven dagger]

Yes.

[dry wolf]

the bees are happy

[tough aspen]

[proven dagger]

It just started raining here, the bees aren't happy and I'm not either because I have to bike trough it to get home.

See gjall tomorrow probably.

[tough aspen]

bai

[marsh sentinel]

Don't eat the bees.

[tardy vale]

not the bees 👀

[storm anchor]

https://tenor.com/fi/view/nicholas-nicholascage-bees-bite-gif-4944634 ||the best I can do without embed rights in this channel||

[marsh sentinel]

Are you a monster?

[tough aspen]

im a screeming dear

[storm anchor]

Oh dear.

[tough aspen]

||(and yes Derek I know, 'I'm' and 'screaming')||

[robust raft]

that's kinda hoofed up ngl

[true pendant]

...can one ||obliterate|| the bees?

[scenic wing]

If one throws a queen bee in the ocean… does it float?

[waxen notch]

Idk
But why would one throw a bee in the ocean?

[west berry]

To make sure it's not a witch?

[frosty walrus]

Because it's thirsty

[vivid field]

no, you just build them new houses

[spring scarab]

Hello! Does anyone know how to trigger the Charred in the main menu scene?

There are four Charred, but they are disabled by default, it seems. I skimmed through the scripts but I haven't found any clues about what enables them. The greydwarf and graydwarf brute are still there, but the seekers have been removed aside from the model name.

Have they been disabled since the Bog Witch update dropped?

[marsh sentinel]

Huh?

[spring scarab]

Every update has enemies hidden in the main menu

Default is greydwarves, mistlands had seekers and ashlands has charred

[frosty walrus]

I’m pretty sure bog witch disabled them

[spring scarab]

That's a bummer, guess this is the first update without any enemies. The menu is finally peaceful!

[frosty walrus]

Weren’t they also disabled for hildir’s request? Or did that keep seekers?

[spring scarab]

I remember there being the usual greydwarf and greydwarf brute but I'm going to check

[frosty walrus]

I’ve never seen the greydwarves myself and I’ve been playing since mistlands

[spring scarab]

Hildir's request had the seekers on the main menu you were right!

[spring scarab]

Yeah, those were up until Heath and Home. So this is still the first update without enemies

[marsh sentinel]

Eh it's just a sneak peak for the future. I imagine they'll update it with Deep North too.

[silent basalt]

bog witch best update yet

they cooked so hard

[marsh sentinel]

I see what you did there.

[silent basalt]

hello derek.

[torpid nymph]

Is there a console command to turn up the intensity of waves?

[marsh sentinel]

Up? No.

[tardy vale]

perhaps

wind 1000 1000

try it

the normal waves in game is capped, but you can make them larger

[marsh sentinel]

Huh, I never thought about changing the wind.

[tardy vale]

😉

the first number is direction I think

the command will tell you if you just type Wind 😄

[marsh sentinel]

Yeah, it's the angle, so no idea where that's pointing.

[tardy vale]

wind 0 1000 works

can't ever remember which is direction, and which is speed

hence I just write wind 1000 1000 and evil waves comes

[marsh sentinel]

Direction then intensity.

[solid wasp]

anyone wanna play :/

[marsh sentinel]

You might be able to find some people in #1024264966712340510

[frosty walrus]

Why stop at 1000?

[pseudo flare]

Any higher has no effect

[true pendant]

How's that direction work?

Clockwise from 0?

[tardy vale]

it's just easy to write 1000 1000. the cap is like 40-50-60 🤔

[frosty walrus]

Why is there a cap?

[true pendant]

you want it to swallow your base?

[marsh sentinel]

Probably performance reasons.

[tardy vale]

yes

the waves cannot animate higher than a certain point

and it's not like wind does much ingame at all besides waves to be honest

besides smelling 😄

[marsh sentinel]

You're such an evil troll.

[tardy vale]

meh

They even made a youtube video about it

[true pendant]

Karve's in an intense storm are fun

Have to fight to go in a straight line sometimes

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/accident-pirates-des-caraïbes2-pirates-of-the-caribbean2-barque-small-boat-gif-19753623

totally

[tough aspen]

🌊

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/capsize-big-wave-wave-crashing-down-boat-flip-get-out-of-here-gif-13572565

casual karve experience

[empty thorn]

Does the limit mean ships like longship and drakkar will never flip? I’m yet to hear of a player having these ships flip

[spice warren]

Has there ever been any update to oceans and sailing that I've missed over the years?

Old roadmaps mentioned that kind of update at one point. So I'm curious about it now that some of the blog posts are starting to mention the game going to 1.0.

[marsh sentinel]

There hasn't, no.

[spice warren]

Sad. Thanks king.

Hopefully they fit that in somewhere, even if it's something like Hildr or the bog witch.

[marsh sentinel]

Well, the next big update is Deep North so unlikely.

[tardy vale]

I've flipped karve and longship. haven't really tried to flip a raft or drakkar 🤔

[violet belfry]

I've had a karve capsize on a few occasions.

[tulip pagoda]

@tardy vale a group of kids won the valheim flag at our LAN and got really happy 😄

They got the one with a blue dragon on it, mountain biome

[tardy vale]

what was the requirement to win?

[tulip pagoda]

The flag was in the prize pool for the Fortnite tournament

[marsh sentinel]

So nothing to do with the game? That's a shame.

[tulip pagoda]

It's a LAN with multiple different tournaments, we had a Valheim server running but no valheim tournament

everything turned out great, the participants were happy with it and we got a lot of new people this year
The class worked hard on sponsorships and ads, the commune of Skara and Skövde even had us on their digital bilboards 😍

[tardy vale]

sweet 😮

[tulip pagoda]

Just what we needed for our study trip in a couple months, last LAN didn't go as well as this one, so the class funds were pretty low before

Hopefully the kids bring more friends next lan

[tardy vale]

^^

and your crew got a lill sneak peak at our office right?

[empty thorn]

👀

[tulip pagoda]

Saw the bar and some hallways, maybe the rest gets revealed another time 😛

[tardy vale]

^_^

you saw your "crew" hanging in the bar? 😉

[tulip pagoda]

I wish had one of those giant neck plushies haha

[tardy vale]

😄

yeah. they are big

[tulip pagoda]

Once I sell off some computers I'm gonna put in an order for some valheim merch, I have been eyeing the valheim keychain

[tardy vale]

^^

[granite jolt]

hello friends! this is the largest discord i have ever been to haha I mave a macbook and i ma glad valheim is available on this platform

[craggy jungle]

hey uh does anyone know if Ody is still in the esrver

i just wanted to say hello to him

[true pendant]

Don't know who that is

[craggy jungle]

oh okay

[crimson yacht]

How's the Mac version treating you? I've been impressed so far.

[granite jolt]

its a bit glitchy when i am riding a boat with friends

except that everything else is good

[tardy vale]

That's sadly alot to do with networking between players 🥲

[granite jolt]

no, it was just glitch. I would be flying in the sky in the other screen and my boat would be completely stuck at my screen. It happened so often I cannot travel with boat anymore

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleepy-sleepy-head-sleepy-dog-puppy-gif-8724532319784089108

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall☕ 👨‍🍳

[tardy vale]

Morgeon Gjall

[tough aspen]

[frosty walrus]

Ask people to join in #1024264966712340510 instead

[tardy vale]

seriously. what's up with the tiktok spam?

[rugged stag]

hmmst?

Nvm, I see now

[tough aspen]

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-cat-potato-cat-kitsuunna-ai-gif-4553165476068567422

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-fox-coffee-coffee-furry-foxfox-gif-27187755

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-falling-asleep-too-sleepy-sleepy-gif-14908858

[crisp musk]

[ waves ]

[proven dagger]

Afternoon gjall.
Finally I'm behind my own desk. Work has been hectic today.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-coffee-cup-cup-of-coffee-coffee-mug-hot-coffee-gif-2694970928223549149

[tough aspen]

im having my coffee late today

im an adult can do what i want

[merry mist]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-coffee-time-coffee-gif-12925064

[torpid nymph]

Is there anyway to quickly flatten an area? Still kinda new

[umbral fog]

Hoe + pickaxe 🙂

[dry wolf]

the bees are happy

[solar rover]

HELLO~ how do i get Trollfish? I don’t even eat bait when fishing near a Black Forest.

[scenic wing]

Craft fishing bait with a troll trophy at the food prep table

Yeah, unfortunately to catch the Black Forest tier fish, you need a workstation from the swamp tier.

[solar rover]

I've made the bait. Probably the only thing missing is the swamp workbench.

thank you~~

[scenic wing]

You’ve made the mossy fishing bait?

[solar rover]

I have

[gleaming lance]

So uh how's that deep north coming along? Anyone heard anything 👀

[scenic wing]

Looks like things are going well

[solar rover]

I can't catch troll fish with mossy bait

Shows fish not biting bait

allways

[scenic wing]

You’re sure they are trollfish that are biting? They’re big blue fish in the Black Forest

[solar rover]

But no one showed up

[gleaming lance]

Fish bait + troll trophy gets you the bait for trollfish. You have to "equip" the bait the same as you would arrows

[solar rover]

Already equipped

Probably just haven't encountered it yet

[gleaming lance]

Whats the best weapon for killing lox?

[modest moth]

#news

[modest moth]

bm atgeir

[gleaming lance]

Lox terrify me, most my deaths lately have been from their chomp

[tough sequoia]

me and my 21 loxes

[dry wolf]

i love fighting them with the black metal atgeir

[umbral fog]

Or just spin to win atgeir 😄

[west berry]

The chomp is harder to learn. Hitting the parry was worth the deaths imho. Otherwise rolls and dashes do work (still requires timing and distances). I do wonder if the chomp can be jumped

[frosty walrus]

The lox bite hitbox is 2.3m tall

[west berry]

I can work with that ty

[little hatch]

Don't build with Grausten then?

[main sonnet]

It's not that hard, the only two "problems" are that you can't create the Inner Corner roof pieces for some reason and that you have only one angle of roof pieces (the "round" pieces are basically similar to the 45° roof piece when it comes to height and distance covered).

I assume you mean the 1x2m wall, like we have for wood and stone?

I haven't used those stairs in connection with Grausten, so I won't know how that works.
I did use them to connect to stone and yes, that worked well enough due to the stone being 1m high.

[west berry]

Grausten railings and bannisters can have shape #screenshots message

[tough aspen]

That's beautiful!

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall!

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[white dirge]

What's up, Gjall

[crimson yacht]

Welcome, Lumah! Always nice to see some purple names around

[umbral fog]

A wild Lumah appeared!

[slender marlin]

'morgenGjall☕

eheh, thanks Smiffe 🫡 (with coffe for now)

[tough aspen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY and some other letters so i dont trigger the caps bot

I almost forgot to scream into the void

[slender marlin]

🤔 👂🦌 dam' they smelled us

[proven dagger]

Partied too hard so you give of a smell?