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The fishing minigame in Stardew is so horrendous... it is the sole reason I will always sell out to Joja instead of trying to fish through the Community Center.
I know that Role Play is discouraged on this channel. I would like to know if you get Role Play servers though?
Thank you
i just happen to always play with someone who loves fishing 
it's a 6 people streak now with scarlet as the most recent
Well, isn't she just PERFECT? 😛
understatement~
D'aww you~
-# I dunno why people hate the fishing minigame it's one of the better ones out there tbh
I lob them up so Winter can hit the homeruns 😄
Team effort 😛
-# it's weird, i keep hearing that a lot of people hate it, and i don't quite like it myself (mostly because i'm bad at it, skill issue), but everyone i talk to loves it
-# I do also just keep hearing that people hate it but the few people I've talked that plays like it?
-# you were the first I've met that dislikes it, and apparently Sev hates it~?
hmmm i gotta remember to get started on genuine fishing whenever my plate's empty
can't wait to have dwarf and leo's friendships maxed out so i don't have to constantly check on them, they're so far apart
Once I get third mastery for fishing I can probs lend you my adv iridium rod
if i can actually use it, maybe it has some protection in place like the statues
Two cork bobbers and our massive stack of deluxe bait should make getting fish a breeze
hmmmm but you could hand me the regular iridium rod, save us the money of buying a second
True~
I think fishing in Stardew is one of my favorite fishing mini games out there lol
Not hate....
Just willing to sell out an entire town to a megacorp instead of participate in... 😛
I wiped out an entire fuling camp last night, and didn't realize until after I was back at my base that I didn't have pants on the entire time.
At least it explains why the fulings kept laughing at me.
To be fair... neither did the Fulings.
True! I'd like to say it was an attempt to blend in, but...it would be a lie.
If that was the premise of that scene in SW: Ep2, I might have been more invested.
hmmmmm, your basement isn't too urgent since we're still bottlenecked by kegs, so i probably should do that before you max upgrade your house~
Ooh yus, get some ponds going
Basment? Ponds?
Ya'll have ponds in your basement?
The basement is for casks, silly~
i am orb
You're Obi
why
I mean... you have the power to make that claim true, dont you 😄
🟠
i just wish that fish were more plentiful, sometimes they are plentiful af and othertimes they are no where to be found. If i wanna grind fishing i should be able to grind fishing rather than waiting for certain times of day for the fish to be out
That said, there's always something to catch if you're just grinding for fishing xp; if you're fishing for specific fish, stuff like targeted bait helps a lot with the schedule restrictions
hi scarlet
Hi obi~
hi winter
hiyaaa~
amazing gif
Thanks 
We should make it a sticker here
Egg
There’s a transparent background version too
good day, egg~
🥚
How's it egging along?
oh huh, not even staff can use external stickers here, that's interesting
what a shame
damn razor burn reee
I wonder if that's a staff perm or a mod perm
oh you can?
Don't have nitro rn to check~
yea i can't, but i never use stickers anyway, hence why i never noticed 
eggin' well~
That's gregg to hear!
.> Why what?
bird
my favorite creatures
possibly same~

my pfp slightly alludes to that
same
found it randomly on pinterest, a phoenix dude 💪
mine i drew, it's scarlet and i's personas~
coolest mythological creature imo next to dragons, even an inspiring creature to me, all that rebirth stuff.
i dont believe i exactly have a persona other than myself....but having ones self in their pfp feels awkward to me...the one i have now atleast vaguely resembles a character in my story based off of me if that comes close to counting.
@tardy vale can i stream a different game
Absolutely not
why
Well, its pretty clearly stated in rules...
Ah yes... because people always come to the Valheim discord to watch other games...
-# Oh wait...
It would be kind of cool to have an off topic section. Totally don't want to stream AC: Valhalla or Skyrim and vibe the some of the guys in here.
Valheim discord is the official valheim discord server.
It is not a social gaming server which can allow all games to be streamed.
We have the age limit set at PG-13 here, and far from all games are PG-13.
The point of the discord server is to spread valheim content, let users find other valheim players. Be a place for information about valheim, find news, PTB playtests, get help with valheim and platform specific issues.
This text-chat is as off-topic as it will get
Epic Embed Fail
I wish I could convince you to moderate the Kitten Space Agency discord. Advertising to Reddit first was a major mistake.
You forgot cat gifs
?
Valheim discord, a place for all things Valheim - and cat gifs
I patiently await the day I can share images of my wolfdogs and Huskies
anytime~
Nice
bruh how can like 6 people be streaming in the same channel....who is going to watch what in what order at what time 😭
Two different channels, but I see your point. It does make you wonder.
Hi! I was wondering if there is anyone out there willing to help recover a body from some lava.
Thanks in advance
does using -console and dev commands disable future cheats?
Disable?
i meant future achievements?
i don't think anyone knows that yet
hi

Path of Exile 2 is so friggin awesome
Mornin gjall 😄
everyone streaming, noone watching 🤣
Smiffe, did you try PoE2 too?
Ah, for Early Access and then its F2P 😄
I don't have time and energy for yet another P2P game in my steam library I don't have time to play
True, haha
and I got like 6 games lined up already 😄
That you want to play?
yes
Valheim
Valheim
Valheim
Valheim
Valheim
And Valheim
😉
Valheim MMO when
Forever Skies
Space Trash Scavenger
The Crust
Astrometica
Cryptmaster
Lightyear Frontier
Magicraft
😄
Valheim MMO exist?
What's that
😉
bread
Egg
Morgen gjall.
never heard any of these
is there a media or offtopic channel im able to use to show off my new pet
hello
no
we need one 🙏
no
fair enough
I haven't even told you my "you sit in companys main lobby, with 130,000 other people, where about 43,000 of them are talking constantly, and you want to show of pictures of your cat to everyone" - speech 😄
A perfectly reasonable time to show pictures of cat;
The time to post pet is always
Embed success 
My legs are so sore
That is from all the running and jumping.
An off topic would get spammed with poetry, cat pics, dad jokes and other cringe worthy stuff.
I am the oppress gona cry :((((((
Grab your cat to dry the tears.
Are you calling cat pics cringe worthy? 
Most of them are not, some are.
I can agree to that 😄
Elgatto
Tactical cat deployed 😄
Gotta say (after 4h of Poe2 session just moment ago) it is great and I like the slower pace of it.
Me too, I like how hard and slow it it compared to PoE1.
I love filling out the entire are map and then going to the next area.
y
PoE2 is out already?
Im terrible at keeping tabs on new games. Lol
Ye, since 6 days but during Early Access it's paid but release will be F2P
Ohhhh okay, so it's early access atm. Got it
it is fucking amazing. think Diablo 2 (because D3 Bad, D4 Bad) mixed with EldenSoulsBorne elements like dodge rolling, slower paced combat, measured and intentional actions, telegraphed actions and such other things, like earning unique rewards from unique field bosses found across areas/maps
After over 5k hours of the first Poe the new one is really refreshing. Combat is more fluid and engaging and I especially like the new crossbow weapon type.
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Morgen gjall.
Nice to meet you, Morgen.
hello, does anyone know how i can play with a friend who has the game on xbox?
You need to turn on crossplay 🙂
yes but, no server appears in xbox
Your best bet will be giving your friend your invite code.
green
Red
Orange
Bee
Neck 
Wut the item i use in queen altar to Summon her again?
2 soldier trophies iirc
😭
On the first day of Eggmass-
A Draugr gave to thou~
Bah. Humbug.
Eggnog is vile.
my goodness derek...now wonder you're such a grump sometimes, you don't know the joy of eggnog 👀
That's not why I'm a grump.
why are you a grump
So far very hard isnt very hard
This is why you're a grump
Oh my… new From Soft game 👀
any noobies tryna play?
No wonder* ❤️
Sup y'all I'm new here not new to the game tho Ive got some 170 hours I think
Does anyone maybe have some knowledge about pc building
Mornin gjall 😄
meh
I don't like eggnog very much either, too sweet and viscous for me
since its liked in north america
well
no wonder its sweet
Eggnog!
How art thou nerds?
orb
Julmust is so good
I like the idea of it more than the taste
So I drink it and always go "euygh"
going there again tomorrow 🛫
so Julmust will be unavoidable
"FromSoftware" and "peak" are synonyms
hello
Hello, looking for a pvp server ... vainilla ?¿
I’m excited! From what we’ve seen in the trailer, I think it looks fantastic.
Eggnog isnt meant to be enjoyed sillies. Its meant to cut the taste of the rum that I poor in it. 🍻 [dont drink and drive]
[Sings] A pirate life for me 🎵☠️
Nah, rum is good on its own 😄
@umbral fog ❤ yes. Yes it is..
Alcoholic or not i love it, but i do also love my rum.
good on its own? do you guys mean when you've taken freezing medication and don't feel your throats skin burning off?
I need that shit diluted with something
I’m still shocked about the dark souls bosses in the trailer
Yeah same, wondering why the Nameless King made an appearance.
ive become a fan of a captain morgan fruit punch walmart sells. 13% and probably actually has rum. Makes a tasty casual glass.
If you actually want to taste what kind of rum you are drinking then its kind of pointless to dilute it with something since it will most likely change/overpower the taste, for mixed drinks you usually can buy the cheapest rum you can and most people will not notice difference (I exaggerate a bit here, you can certainly taste the cheap rum even in drinks, but when going for rum then i like it undiluted by anything 🙂 )
i have had some 20% rum with egg nog and that was intense to me
i didn't really like the feeling of it and i preferred my weaker vodka drinks just more of them
To each their own 😄 Only you know what is tasty for you.
On its own or mixed. I like em both.
If I'm drinking liquor straight it needs to be a good quality though. Otherwise it's getting mixed.
Pirates life for me.
are you saying you pirated valheim?
I think it was just a rum reference.
i would hope no ones dumb enough to admit to pirating the game on its official discord server
I would infer that he has an eye patch and a wooden leg.
I can think of at least 3 instances where it has happened.
i can as well and yet i still keep hope
think its borderline insanity
Oh heavens no.
Im saying that the literary and Hollywood personification of pirates are my favorite!
pirates are just bandits with boats
You Are A Pirate starts playing
There have been people like that 😄
I see them as home impaired people with seafaring hats!
i shall redirect you #general message
Most of the time it comes down to robbing peter to pay paul unless you get above the clouds so having a seafaring hat makes a difference.
Hola
Heyoooo 👋
hi
I'd be cautious posting this with minimal context in a game's discord.
To be fair, I think that was said in response to the conversation about drinking rum. At least, that’s how I interpreted it lol
To also be fair, you did say minimal context
I think we all understood the context.
yeahh
Cool cool (I'm just saying as someone who didn't immediately pick up on the context and had to double back to understand)
@rugged stag thats fair. I forget that there are dishonest people out there
i found the biggest swamp ever
Marshlands 
idek, ignore me
the ignore me was in relation to me naming the big swamp
Do fulings respawn in villages? If I clear out a fuling village? Is it a bad idea to base there?
They don’t respawn extra fast or anything by villages, there’s no added danger if you build on them. However, do keep in mind, the music stays. So if you’re not a fan of the music that comes with the POI, don’t build there.
I built my base on a cleared fuling watchtower specifically for the music however, it’s pretty neat!
Only pickables respawn.
Oh the barley and flax respawn? I didn’t know that 🤔
Wait, that's fair, not sure about the wild versions of those.
yea they don't, but i assumed the intent was "only pickables respawn but not all pickables respawn", since quite a few obviously don't
-# and some less obviously
Me confused thinking "pickable" meaning rocks and ores. ⛏️
No, I mean pickables, like berries, dandelions, thistle, small branches, flint...
Egg is the food of the soul.
I like eggs if they are served in other stuff or if they are part of the food 😄 one quite easy dish i like to make is just bread covered in scrambled raw egg and then fried 🙂 then put some grated cheese on top and you have a tasty dish
Eggs are pretty great, looking at trying out an Eggs Benedict Casserole this week at work
Let me eat the eggs
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those on a sign is how i did it
Ok?
anybody got any ideas on how what to do after reaching end game valhiem?
Kinda lost motivation, but I rly love the game
restart with a new character and in a new world, set yourself different goals to just beating all bosses, maybe using different weapons, building in different biomes and all that, or build a massive base with 20 intricate different buildings and all that
if you played solo the whole time, try playing with friends on a server #1024264966712340510 is a whole different game that way
drink some coffee, pet your cat and go play something else for a while 🤔
Or just keep petting your cat
imagine how good it would be to be able to turn the shield gen off and on
Why would you need it off?
not that many reasons but annoying sound and can crops grow if a forcefield is surroudning them cuz idk
and i like not having it but it protects my base
and it would be a cool feature overall
The puffs and vine grow fine inside the field, haven't tried anything else but don't see why it would be different.
Okay
Yes
so i dont know where to start asking for help on setting up a server but i rented one from valhost.net and it was running now it says error and it wont let me do anything. ive reached out to support
we don't know anything about hosting companies
Hello! Anyone up to playing together?
I just noticed! Thanks a lot!
Buying gifts for people is so difficult
Solution is to not buy them gifts.
😂
Just buy them Valheim.
Easy.
I agree, as I am often one of those people XD
especially today 
Wish they loved Valheim half as much as I did lol
You are getting them the perfect gift. If they refuse to see that, it is on them.
Oh hey, happy birthday! @devout trout
Danke!
Oh happy birthday~
Not just a happy birthday.
Not even a cool birthday.
A dank birthday. 🍰
can confirm other stuff grows too, our server owner has a meadows farm under a dome
happy birthday hyper!~ 
#building-tips
#building-ideas
#building-discussion
If it is not enough I can’t help you more :)
Nvm
Youngling!
i'm almost two decades old and i am starting to hate it
lotta young peeps in here
😾
ohhhhhhhh......... i was thinking: wow! i can't parry anything in the plains! and moder was so hard! god, i cant do anything but dodgeroll! then i remember, after ~30 deaths, i was playing on hard difficulty
i was taking 150% extra damage
Against any attack with a hitbox small enough, jumping is better than rolling
? can youi give me an example?
It costs less stamina and you can start another attack while dodging. So you can jump over a fuling's attack and hit it on the way down much faster than you can roll then attack. With buffs available from mistlands, it will keep you safe for significantly longer than rolling too
Jump attacking doesn't slow your horizontal movement the same way it does on the ground, and that can be combined with jumping to dodge to deal a lot of damage with minimal risk
So 🌽y
ohh how unfortunate
As it goes
That's what happens when people keep repeating a certain word.
What's up everyone I'm new to Velheim and this channel
Welcome in 😄
Lol just found a seed with Haldor right next to the spawn basically
This is so fire
oh! ok! iv'e tried jumping over greydwarf attacs and never tried it after that. lol
I feel like someone here might have an answer to this. If you do, please just send it directly to me, bc I probably won’t check this until morning.
I have AT&T 1 TBb fiber internet. I have never seen proper speeds when updating games, but normally I play like valheim or other 10 GB games and the updates aren’t huge. I’m pretty sure the patch is normally what takes forever. I’m downloading CoD and I’m getting 500 mega per second. This is way better than normal, but the game is also 80 GB. Why am I seeing such good download speed here versus with updates for other games?
lol after waiting for 83 GB to download, CoD is saying I need to update my GPU. idk how computers work, pretty upset tbh.
Well, that's why min requirement information exist ;P
lol dude idk I brute forced it and got let in?
But now my right stick won’t work. It’s a nightmare
Egg is the lifeblood of humanity.
Egg
who changed your name tho? 🤔
Subject. I think?
ALIENS HAVE ARRIVED
NOW IN VR
This is a subject of much debate 🤭
have anyone noticed the ugly blocky looking hammer while using forge
That may have been in game since even before early acces i believe 😄
quite a few early rushed assets still haven't been replaced yet 😅
i mean it looks like it does
the perfectly square hoe grip has always bothered me too
or was it the hoe, lemme see
I think it was hoe, yeah
ah yea it was, that thing does not look comfortable to hold
Hey guys :)
I am a relatively new player in Valheim...i played mistlands, defeat (Spoiler) the Queen and now i want to replay this absolute work of art..
I did a solo run, so i never really played multiplayer...but i would LOVE to experience the "new" Ashlands biome :D
sooo if you are interested to play with me, or ideally know some people, who would also replay this, text me privat...(:
Helooo can someone of developers help me i have a problem with my server
man im sorry.. wrote it in wrong chat :| but thx for the help!
Is all good, just the best place to find the answers you're looking for
Heloo my frend is a host to a server and today non of us can log on te server
can any one help
#dedicated-server would be a better place to ask
server is not dedicated @heady ledge
he just turn on server put on password and we hop in
he made privet server only for us
Egg
It's still a dedicated server, as opposed to shared hosting, and that channel would be the best place to ask for help, imho
ty bro
Good luck
ty for help
Hi
Hello
Hi everyone
Hey! i got a server that me and my friends been playing on for 5 weeks worked perfectly fine, but now all off the sudden my friend disconnects as fast as we go to sea anyone knows how to fix this problem ?
Just ask Kratos, he may still be around and apparently knows his way around👍
we had rain today
lasted for a whole 5 minutes before it decided to run off
like what the hell
all it did was throw up the humidity
seriously
what the fuck?
now its 30 degrees and 60% humidity
quite sad
Sounds like where I'm from. Lol.
dont mind me asking but
where you from
KS, USA
had to google what KS is
( i did not forget Kansas exists)
heh
im from South West Africa (namibia)
Even if you had i wouldn't be offended. KS is pretty forgettable. Lol
And that's slick, don't meet many folks from Africa
cause not many want them cause they know most dont like working
Valheim Xbox is broken
How so?
There this thing call play fab that keeps popping up every time I want to play multiplayer it tell me to log in but it just randomly disappeared and now I can play it wasn't letting me now it is
That sounds pretty odd
It wasn't there before and I didn't have to log into anything it just said I couldn't log in to play fab a few times then worked
Unsure, i haven't tried logging in today, let me see if I get the same thing in a bit.
Looks like it's up and running. https://status.playfab.com/
go to aventure
Mornings.
Quite a blizzard here, my face froze a bit while being outside.
Mornin gjall 😄
hi
Morgen Gjall
how gjall doing?
Hello :D
I'm gonna hug u
@lean fable Keep the milk and cookies safe, the hug might be a plot to steal them.
Me no theft
OK but be careful around the milk and cookies.
I can make some cookies I'm a good baker
Want some?
Can you make some baklava or kataifi?
If not cookies are always welcome.
I can make those
I've owned Valheim for years and while I love it, I always find that the game is just based around fighting bosses. How do you guys keep yourselves entertained? Just building?
Fighting things
Building, finding ways to be more efficient, do it all over again but with a different weapon / playstyle / world modifiers / rules, ...
I mean, i feel like there should be more endgame
There will be more with the next update
Building, hoarding, exploring, fishing, fighting, trying different weapon types in current war biome (Ashlands).
Well, I am the cookie and milk so doesn't matter how much I'm taken I will always replenish 😈
I mean u find your own way follow what ur heart find fun in the gaem
I personally like building with black marble
If you can't find anything to keep you occupied in the game that isn't a bad thing either, it wasn't an expensive game and just going trough it once will have given you your moneys worth.
You can also come back to the game once in a while.
@umbral fog Pulled the full art Charizard EX last night 💪
Niiiiiice, i got the golden mewtwo EX yesterday actually xD
Very nice! Think I’m going to start opening up as many pikachu packs as I can now 😁
Thats actually the one i got it from, i originaly thought he can drop only from the mewtwo pack
i miss being able to casually catch fish in the ocean. locking it behind a trophy that is a major pain in the ass was a lame move...
The trophies are required for pretty long time now tho
yeah that update came with its own problems
altho all they really need to do to resolve that issue is increase the variety of fish in the ocean
It has 3 types of fish in it, only other biome that has that is black forest, not saying more things in the ocean would not be good but it is certainly not that big of a problem 🤷♂️
Fishing is a "side-quest" mechanic anyway, it could be a bit more fleshed out but in the end its entirely inconsequential to the game as a whole
Again, i am not saying it would not be nice if it was more fleshed out but it certainly isnt a problem
To egg, or not to egg? That is the question.
IM OUTNUMBERED AND CUCUMBERED
Unfortunate.
Eggsactly
I have corrupted Smiffe.
Corrupted by the power of egg.

What music? Tell me, magic man.
Marcus and Martinus
which manga 👁️
going through my list of new chapters 😄
Isnt that the one with the naked bird guy-
i like birds
... you are my friend now.
Yep.
i meaaan...bird man is basically my persona, and the main focus of a story i am writing..
also when i was a toddler i had a break down because i couldn't fly like birds
This audio comes to mind:
Birds :>
whats your favorite
Evil hyper
must be
mine is the phoenix....i know i'm so grounded in reality ✨
doves and eagles are my favorites too
the limits of reality suck, embrace fantasies wherever reality is inconvenient ✨
||Ignoring my belief that something like the phoenix might exist or in the past existed||
but i do love fantasy dearly
Hm... white hawks!
not specifically exactly a fiery magical bird of rebirth, i think alot of mythology is based off of something that people saw or did, could have been a bird that was on fire and flying anyways or something idrk..
Great Horned Owl >
other factors like people made up a sun god because they loved the sun and it made their crops grow.
"Limits of reality suck"
Looks at cat.
I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.
cats are unique, they ignore them
🐈
Hey all! Hundreds of hours in this game, just witnessed something i've never seen before.
...Seekers spawning in the black forest?!?!?
youll have that
after the queen's been slain, yea
After killing the queen, they will spawn at night
yeah isnt it such a fun game mechanic.......
no way!!!!
waaait, hiyaa!~
hello
It keeps night dangerous as you progress, even in a biome that would otherwise be safe
Just sleep
You guys are awake at night? 😂 😛
thats really good to know, thank you all!!
So will they spawn in all biomes at night?
Ye
I only completed the Queen the other day, so that explains why ive never seen this before.
Other bosses change spawns at night too
Fulings after yag, draugr after bonemass, etc
no way, ive never noticed
eikthyr enables greydwarfs, the elder enables greydwarf shamans and brutes (also draugr in misty weather, very rare spawn), bonemass does skellies, yagluth does fuling, moder does nothing
i must never go out at night
The risk can be worth it if you need the drops
Imagine if Queen enabled Gjall spawns instead 😄
Wait. It's elder that does draugr?
for some reason, yea
That's odd
I don't care, let me work at night in peace, i like the stars
it doesn't make any sense to me either, but then again eikthyr enabling greydwarfs is also kinda weird
Boss-enabled night spawns can’t have stars though 
seekers specifically is soooooooo jarring and fucking annoying because they can fly over barriers and wreak havoc on everything
Wreak havoc on them first
i've been jumpscared by them in my own house
I have raids turned off and mostly play on peaceful these days, as I'm a big baby
woah, just seen fulings too!!
thats so cool
this is a friendly reminder to buy stuff from the bog witch for recipes
life changing stuff
real
Bogwitch.swamp (yes I checked if it was an existing website. Just takes you to a google result with Valheim's Bog Witch Wiki page as the first result.
last i played was when ashlands was fresh, i underestimated how important she'd be
especially with a server of folks, the resource advantage is huge
Does anyone know of a mod that allows for vanity armor?
#mods-discussion would be the place to ask
Mb
What’s up brethren
yeah had my mate join my world and a 2 star seeker spawned next to him
he only had troll hide
cylinder pizza
Mornin gjall 😄
Mornin' Gjall
A video i watched had the exact alarm sound i used for work and i got complete and utter fucking PTSD 
ughhh
😮
There is 'stache freezing cold right now 🥶🥲
Morgen gjall.
Not even a blizzard, just a calm -20°C weather.
Gimme 😭
Come get some 🙃 We have even 20cm snow.
We got that few weeks ago bit then warmth came and it gone, then again snowed and again gone...
We had that during November, now the frost is constant.
I'd die for that weather. 60° hotter where I'm at
It's 40°c in NSW rn
NSW? Is that Australia?
Sounds tricky. We usually have some of those over 30°C heat periods during late June early July which I usually don't enjoy, 20°ish is much more tolerable.
The frost is manageable with right amount of clothing.
But the face freezes always 🥲
Snowballfight!
-20° is too cold for making snowballs, -4°-0° is the best weather for that.
But certainly snow angel weather. 👼
At least throw one, that counts.
If there is snow a snowball fight has to occur, if it is only one snowball that is fine.
Maybe snowfighting by splashing the snow like water would work better in this weather.
This requires experimenting! FOR SCIENCE!
Itl be 30-50 all summer unfortunately. Pretty much living inside a oven
It cools down to 25ish at night though which is nice. But if it's really humid you still sweat a lot
Who are you calling a scallywag you numpty.
Who you calling a numpty you scoundrel
you're a poopie head
Who are you calling a scoundrel you charlatan.
Who you calling a charlatan you swosh bukler
Nuh uh
Who are you calling a poopie head you doodoo face.
Who you calling a swosh buckler you scullion?
Who you calling a scullion you salty sea dog
Who you calling a salty sea dog you ninnyhammer?
you loaf of bread
Who you calling a ninny hammer you cute looking person
I win
You wheel of cheese!
How come?
^ @proven dagger
Who you calling a cute looking person you venust person.
Who you calling a venust person you lovely being
Who you calling a lovely being you snout-fair.
(Maybe we should stop this game as not to spam?)
I can't believe nobody used "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. " 😄
Maybe
Tie?
You silly English Knigget, I fart in you general direction.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Deal.
Snout fair?! You shall be silent before I hug u
I got warned ::(
Sad
Morgen gjall.
I posted a finals meme in the memes
What you having, I had ravioli.
coffee
As lunch or with lunch?
He eats the raw beans for lunch and drinks the roasted beans alongside it.
100% coffee lunch.
😁
oh i kinda wanna try those
they are really nice 🙂
shouldn't be to hard to find in your country 🤔
Chocolate-covered pomegranate ftw ❤️
Orangettes neuf said.
Hello fellow vikings! Hoping for some help to get a maypole or maypole seed if anyone can spare or is looking for a trade. Skol!!
Maypole is buildable during Midsummer eve or by using console commands.
Maypole is very rare to spawn in worlds, so if you want to look out by yourself you could go to Valheim map generator website and click on random seeds until you find one that has Maypole.
yea thats my problem 😦 i did a few random seeds already on the map generator and nothing is popping up. Figured I'd ask around but still generating random seeds!
Just devcommand build one then turn devcommands back off.
Like said, it is very rare. I could look upon if I had a seed with Maypole saved somewhere.
My main seed has one on the starting island.
should have some people posting
Ah. Forgot this channel was a thing too.
🫡
I'm gonna hug you
Oi Viking's o7
@umbral fog any nice pulls with the new set? I got a celebi EX today! Really want that full art exeggutor… lol
I had a dream in which Valheim got a new PTR release 🙂
I mean the public test thing
That might be the Deep North PTB, maybe your dream is far in the future (no one knows if there will be any more content before DN, it probably may also depend on how far away it is)
Could have been smaller release too.
I have finally emerged from the #fallout-shelter channel 👴
palheimr
🃏
Mornin gjall 😄
Nothing too exciting 😄 but o got the aerodactyl ex
Morgen gjall.
Morgen Gjall
The new build piece Is looking niiiice 😄
What is the Viking wearing?
Thanks! 
💃
The bottom railing
i wasnt sure
Morgen gjall
I also do some bottom railing
I hate that I laughed at that.
Good because it was a bad joke i needed someone to laugh
is there any skip button on the beginning?
yes
press ESC key while loading in
Scarlet is the daily Tea vs. Coffee poll and I love it 😄
Coffee gang 💪
thanks
i usually start my morning with both a cup of coffee and some black tea
TRAITOR
-# You must pick a side!
"Both, both is good" 😄
Lies. There can be only one.
Only sith deals in absolutes... 
honestly surprised there can be such a divide between two things that are both so good 
Always two, a master and an apprentice.
My officially listed religion for the 10 years I was enlisted was "Sith Lord" and it is stamped into my dog tags 😄
You were the apprentice or the master?
Anyone want to start fresh in this game?
Timer.
Slowmode is enabled on most channels, you can see it in the right under corner how long till you can post again, even if you delete a post that timer has to run out before you can post again.
There is no timer for me in the LFG
Slowmode should only be two minutes, double check that your post has a title if you're making a new thread
Still won’t let me this some bs
That said, it shows you have a thread created already, shouldn't need to make a new one?
LOL, they put Hugin and Munin in Path of Exile 2
They aren't unique to Valheim.
you are unique to Valheim tho
Me? Aw.
PoE2 can have Hugin and Munin, but Valheim has exclusivity rights on Winter.
Wait, where? I've been busy just killing and looting so haven't gotten too deep into lore lol.
It's not part of the lore, just easter egg I think :D
I ALWAYS fill out every single map.
anybody from czech republic?
Here 😄
Nah, i play solo, and we are on international server so only english otherwise it would be chaotic as heck here 😄
oh okay
You're saying it is not chaotic as heck even with English-only?
i played like year ago and i must use cheats because it was so hard but now i wanna comlete it without them with anybody haha)
More* chaotic i should say 🙂
😁
You can use world modifiers now 😄 They enable you to greatly customize the experience.
I would recommend using english only here 😅
Whats the mod where u can angle the roofs and like free build
Same answer as the other two channels you've posted in #mods-discussion
You coulddddd just say nothing instead
You could also have not posted the same question in 3 channels, but there you go.

gif no work 
really?
Of course not, we don't have GIF permissions.
Indeed 🙂
I have gif perms
even tho I'm from Poland
i just hold back my power so others dont get jealous
for sure
I was trying to find on the Fandom site but couldn't. Are there other events besides "You are being hunted" that trigger even if you are not in proximity to 3 Player Base Structures? I could have sworn I ONLY had a campfire near me and I got raided by the Ghosts and Wraiths.
No, that's the only one. As it says on the Wiki.
The range around player in which the player base structures count for enabling the raids is radius of 40m, thats quite massive, maybe you just missed something 🙂
Honestly, I think drakes, bats, and gjalls should also attack when not at base.
Just my opinion. 🤷♂️
That would make sense, yeah. I don't understand why Hunted remains the exception.
you don't like suprise-gjalls?
Gjall-friends
I'm saying I want more surprise gjalls.
If wolves can walk anywhere to hunt you, they can fly anywhere to say hello.
oh. you want like a gjall raid like wolf?
Yes!
That raid would make your Base go boom boom in seconds 💥
I suppose I'll go with that explanation...
There already is a gjall base raid.
I'm asking for a gjall wilderness raid.
As opposed to?
I've put over 2000 hours into the game and I'm well aware of the 40m distance specification. I'm fairly positive that I only had a campfire in the range. There's always the possibility that I'm wrong though.
I'll do another AFK session and see if it happens again.
The Wolf raid remains the only one to not require a base in any case.
DANGER LINK IS DANGEROUS.
dawg its youtube 😭
Which you've posted for what reason?
I am not a canine.
suicide awareness
Seems a weird thing to post on a game Discord completely out of the blue.
I got freedom of speech
and people got freedom of opinion and freedom to moderate their own server
Laconic is easier for me to take in.
i too apologize to the valheim server, because my fellow american thinks that freedom of speech applies to a discord server.
@acoustic bluff no spam please
Ps5 port soon?
no
Worth the try🥺
Bikes in Valheim on twitter has put in more effort than that 
and yet there's still no bikes in valheim 
Nani? I dont understand your statement
The Mac people started hammering us with 1000's of emails since 2021 😄
It's all there
Ohhhh i see...
Ew, 'X'
Its just that... I LOVE Valheim. Bought it on Steam to play on my broken ass laptop. Then bought a Series S and bought the game there to play, but im a PS5 fanboy and just couldn't take it anymore the Xbox controller... aaaand i sold my Xbox. And now i'm just drooling ovee the hope of seeing Valheim on PS5.
I don't evem care if Sony are the problem DUCK Sony... i just wanna play this game on my PS5 with Dualsense pro controller. This is why i'm whining like this
whenever I need to test a controller in valheim. I use a PS3 controller 🤔
works just fine
My main issue is the stick placement (Dualshock/Sense style) and the use of back buttons (such as Pro controllers)
Hm.. unsure if our alternative controller setups works fine with a PS5 controller 🤔
PS4 works fine
I dream of playing this game from the comfort of my PS5 (PRO btw😅 i did mention im a ps5 fanboy)
I'd say the fact that Sony don't do early access would be the first stumbling block.
Unpopular opinion but I've adjusted to any controler I've used over the years. Ps2 controller, PSP console buttons, Nintendo consoles over the decades, Xbox one controller, Switch controller.
Easy to adjust imho
Even the N64 controller?
You said Nintendo!
forgot to mention, I did have a gameboy (flip version)
Yea i guess and understand that... Sony suck a lot of the time... yet again i enjoy and buy a lot of their stuff... althought I have a logical sense of BS about them.
Anyone just starting a valhiem playthrough?
I don't think that's particularly sucky. There are pros and cons to early access and they've clearly decided it's not worth the hassle. Same reason I can't play Helldivers 2 with my friends because they don't allow game streaming.
I've tried to clense the thirst for a "Valheim like" game... but there is nothing like cutting a tree and getting BONKED
If the gaming press over the last three years are to believed then every survival game released is a 'Valheim like' game.
I love it.
Non the less, I enjoyed the small talk here. Have fun guys and enjoy the game💗
It does, There is nowhere that it doesn't apply, And there is nowhere that it doesn't apply that people can still enact consequences when another is saying what they want.
As it stands, Is typical, The middleground / both sides are true to an extent.
Of course there is.
Lemme break it down for you, Anyone can say whatever they like in north korea, Even if it is a fatal repurcussion they still have the ability to use their mouth 😊
Obi-W-Ron-g
I think we're in danger of falling foul of a particular server rule.
Look up the definition of freedom
everyone has it, noone is reaaallly bound by law or anything, some people don't care of risking consequences.
Freedom of Speech has not and was never intended to supercede freedom of association, which still extends to private owners including digital spaces.
Idk what you're talking about, It sounds more political than the point i was making.
Freedom of speech IS political 😕
TLDR if a server owner dislikes what you say, they're encouraged to control that speech in their private environment.
people can do something and be reprimanded, punished, fined, blah blah blah, but they can still do it, unless a collective decision was made by the human race to stitch everyones mouths shut
I have no idea what you're trying to argue now as I don't think anyone actually disagrees with that.
well then evidently i was making a simple point that somehow everyone in the world misinterpreted
It kinda just seems self evident?
blinks
You can rob a bank. Doesn't mean you're free to do so.
Free means at no cost
thaaat was the poiiint why did we get to this staaage 😭

Because you kept saying things that you thought we were disagreeing with.
Why did my f turn fancy
i was only interested in making that small self evident point i wasn't about to get into actual politics
oh yea at some point discord's italic text started doing that
The entire conversation was about politics. Which I would agree it shouldn't have been, but it always was thus.
I never wanted it to be, I was trying to allude beyond mere politics talking about humans in general.
hi
I don't think 'people don't have to follow laws if they don't care about the consequences' is that deep really.
hiyaaa~
deep or not that was all i was trying to say lol
But why? No-one would disagree with that. As Annyliese said, that's really rather self-evident.
i don't think that something being self evident matters to people sometimes
Fortunately those people weren't in the conversation.
I'd like to buy an "up-to-date" pass for this channel please
i'm going to cheese sandwich you
Oh no! Cheeses Crust!
does a discord server count as like virtual private property
Yes.
I don't think feelings come into it, those are facts.
i wish people would unignore that fact more 🙄
the american first amendment is american and on the internet not everyone is american
It's a little nuanced. Discord itself is private property, but they extend user rights that sort of emulate a server being private property. Pretty common, most hosting sites don't force hosts to allow people they don't want.
Thank God.
quick question yall why did valhiem get removed form game pass
its like 10 bucks
Xbox controls what is on GamePass...
End of the contract.
ah kk i jsut bought it
I MODDED VALHIEM
but have you mogged valheim
no
i will never...
btw how do i get undeffend and unmuted
its been like this for 8 months
You're not, as far as I can tell. Otherwise send a message to @worn finch
i simply
do not have enemies 
Looking for a group
Mornin gjall 😄
unless i raise my energy beyond a power level of like 60 then the government can't stop me
if i gain enough aura my chakra will overflow to an exponential degree and like yeah
🗣️
Raaah
Morgen gjall.
Morgen Gjall
Hmm this new blog post introducing the idea of seasons?
Hmmm, I don't fully believe you, but okay 😄
It’s the deep north biome, not seasons
not sure where in the text you would find anything about seasons
Yeah, was about to say it might be Deep North terrain then
deep north = ice, cold, freezing
No, because of the snowy black forest and meadows grass
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i see droopy trees and stuff now
that required multiple takes, i thought it was just a flattened mountain biome with pine trees planted or some shit
i know it mentions forests in the north and all that in a lore stone but i somewhat expected a more desolate arctic look
It will be beautiful biome, the aurora borealis already wins it for me 😄
I hope its a kinda flat biome
not too flat
it would be kinda sad if it didn't have a few mountain-y things here and there
based on a random thing i saw recently in alaska during the winter time i would love to see huge icy cliffs on the shore and stuff
I want hot springs areas that have some nice vegetation around, like oasis of some sort
that might be fun for some exotic food items to be located in
like snow, ice and some white stuff on the ground to eat?
I implore you not to make edible yellow snow.
it might be spilled beer 👀
If you kill a greyling on a mountain, you get yellow snow 
Wouldn't that be grey snow or red snow?
A beersicle could be a nice treat for some weary viking.
They leave behind resin instead of blood on the ground when hit
True but resin and snow don't really mix I think and they still bleed, no?
I think Blob meant they leave yellow splatters instead of red ones 🙂
Maybe red and yellow splatters, who knows what runs trough their veins.
exotic things that can grow in the presence of a hotspring
theres already all sorts of berries and flowers that grow in tundras ((incluuding lingonberrieeeesss))
Imagine that during night time: having that aurora in the sky and you wander in the forest like that and encounter the horrors of the forest.
riding your polar bear
Nah, rather alone and facing some horrors unspoken.
reddit hurts every inch of my soul....its like one of those morbid things where you don't like it but you can't look away
we need to mandate a vaccine against extreme dumbness yknow what 🤯
inject some smart into people
🤔
Don't go there then 🙂
hi!
I'd say, it's so simple! But, the number of times I've closed an app because I'm done, only to immediately reopen it before I even realise I've reopened it...
I can't login to anything at work because I need to authenticate my Authenticator app on my new mobile 😕
I don't know you, and I'm not passing judgement. I'll just say 75-80% of people surveys in multiple studies think they are 'better than average' drivers.
I'm in the 20-25%.
you know you're not the best driver in the world?
Exactly and below average.
I don't have a drivers license, that might have something to do with it.
That'd do it lol
Don't think I want you out driving 👀
I thought your job had mandatory drivers licence demands 😮
You thought wrong.
I was banned from reddit. So that solved my obsession issue. A Moderator did not like me i guess.
Mods apparently aren't big fans of debate.
If only not having a DL stopped more people from driving.
Almost like vehicles need/should have MFA to start.
Need to insert a valid DL in order to drive, like in 5th Element.
Something like that. Some means of insuring the driver isn't intoxicated would be good too
I'm not a cop but I work with them and I have seen some gruesome things because of people drinking and driving, being on their smartphone, not paying attention to what they should be paying attention to, ...
I wanted to be a cop when I was a child lol
Didn't everyone at some point?
Nah, I always wanted to be Indiana Jones.
I have nothing against them, though. The sheriff liaison officer that comes to the school is really cool. He has no problem giving me a hand when I'm completely swamped with tasks.
Nope
Fireman.
does the deep north biome get added to already existing worlds or would i have to make a new world
Like with all previous updates, new content will generate in unexplored areas
Shoot, I still want to be a fireman 👀 my girlfriend won’t let me though lol
oh right
Smoke jumpers are some of the most bamf in the firefighter world.
When sailing you will have the wind in your back no matter which way you face 😄 (for duration of the power ofc)
Yeah, best leave exploring too deep into Deep North and you'll be good with the update once it is ready.
heeence most of the second half of my comment 🫤
You want the injection?
I said "Don't go there then" and you replied to look at the second half of your comment, which is "we need to mandate a vaccine against extreme dumbness yknow what 🤯
inject some smart into people"
no
the second of of that paragraph, that message. 😩
🤷♂️
Is valheim on ps5?
can anyone tell how to repair thinghs like the pirmal bererki axe?
the same place you crafted it no?
no
You need the workbench for them
I lost a bet so it’s vegan
i saw Odin on the beach in the plains
I saw Odin kissing Santa Claus
i saw a the, the'ing'nst.
What about old Zeeland?
The spelling is right above
i'm from medium zeiland
Yeah, but Old Zeeland is how it was spelled.
Well, just Zeeland really
@tardy vale will have to do that.
@rugged stag the area around Wānaka is stunning.
I would love to go. Even if it was just a week at the skatepark
I dunno, I couldn't stand being upside down for that long.
I have to do what?