football-lounge

[vast sleet]

Do those two even play football at all

[timber walrus]

I actually do it's jokes

[indigo knoll]

Mhm

[dire stratus]

guys keep it football pls

[reef obsidian]

yes only ronaldo

[indigo knoll]

The mod has spoken

[timber walrus]

Alr fun ruining 90 yrs old unc🥀

[vast sleet]

I know

[reef obsidian]

i saw that

[dense comet]

Nuh uh

[indigo knoll]

We all did

[timber walrus]

No homo but
Neymar 2018 had the most aura

[dense comet]

Saw what?

[shrewd fractal]

go to #off-topic if you wanna talk about something other than football

[reef obsidian]

u too blushes

[dire stratus]

this channel not the right one for all this blud

[timber walrus]

Alr unc

[reef obsidian]

he is made of plastic tho

got injured again

[timber walrus]

Thy target him

[shrewd fractal]

ion expect him to do anything lowkey

[dense comet]

Thanks bro 😭

[timber walrus]

No other way to stop him

[shrewd fractal]

i feel like ancelotti brought him just for locker room motivation

[reef obsidian]

u got messi who gets targeted by the whole team but never got a career ending injury gng

neymar is not human istg he is so weak

[timber walrus]

He is actually a very big motivation to the other players and all of them look upto him
Neymar is very versatile too

[indigo knoll]

He's just like goretzka, the only difference is that ancelotti isn't bagelsmann

[reef obsidian]

bro? ew

[dense comet]

ShShoot mb

[shrewd fractal]

true and estevao rodrygo injuries left a gap

sacrificing joao pedro just dosent make sense to me though

especially when brazil have issues with a striker
igor thiago is NOT performing when its an important match

[timber walrus]

That's not it
Neymar is a Brazilian he's lifestyle is just like that and neymar is a player which is the most unpredictable
So the opponent had no choice
Neymar 2018 had more dribbling ratio than messi prime

[reef obsidian]

he jus showboats...

and gets his ahh beaten

love ney but he is lowk overrated

[shrewd fractal]

messi has a lower center of gravity because he had the height deficiency thing and his knees are closer to the ground
it lets him be more flexible thats why he has such longevity

[timber walrus]

Joao pedro would be elite but neymar bring so much
Like he can play Lw,Lm,Cam,Cf and even St
And his way of playing the sport is the most elite

[vast sleet]

Honestly i do agree about that one

[dire stratus]

less load overall from being agile

[reef obsidian]

ney ain't no 6'2😭 he is few cm taller than messi thas all

[shrewd fractal]

but hes pretty far gone imo
and i woudlnt say replace ney, why tf is martinelli there

[shrewd fractal]

its not about height tho
its about the way he grew

[reef obsidian]

ney showboats so much and does uneccessary stuff and ion blame him coz its fun but that makes him get injured

[dire stratus]

proportions matter

[timber walrus]

I don't really like him but he is downgraded a lot and he does not just showboats neymar's way of playing the sport is just so unique he attacks, passes, creates and scores
I have not watched ney much but in 2018 or 19 or even 20 I saw him play and he felt very different from others.

[reef obsidian]

true but there r defenders who were ready to kill him for eg- prime ramos and pepe

he somehow

survived

and scored

[timber walrus]

😭

[timber walrus]

Ney is easy to target

[reef obsidian]

u touch him and he cries💔

[charred wharf]

Dont forget dan burn who will score the winning header

[shrewd fractal]

messi is just insane
uncomputable

[shrewd fractal]

finesse+

[charred wharf]

Truth

[copper nimbus]

Hii

Dan Burn?

[vast sleet]

Hii ❤️

[copper nimbus]

The fa cup and ucl 🥹

[timber walrus]

I had a simple hamstring injury and it hurts alot and he gets them easily and his injury does has deepen so much he has like one ankle

[copper nimbus]

Hii 🫶

[shrewd fractal]

wait who now

[copper nimbus]

Man United

[timber walrus]

Would be elite lowkey I want him to win

[copper nimbus]

Yeah

[shrewd fractal]

maybe carabao cup bro

[copper nimbus]

No fa cup

[dense comet]

Tottenham will 🥹

[timber walrus]

He deserves

[copper nimbus]

Chelsea are winning the carabao cup

Chelsea winning the carabao cup

United winning the fa cup

Cancel the league

[shrewd fractal]

we win the prem and fa cup

[copper nimbus]

And hopefully we win the ucl but I don’t think so

[dense comet]

Tottenham is winning the Premier League trust

[copper nimbus]

[timber walrus]

Power of friendship ahh🥀

[shrewd fractal]

you wouldve had a better chance of winning a title if you got relegated

[vast sleet]

Just curious do you or anyone else watch women's football

[dense comet]

Alright bud

Yo who muted @timber walrus 😭

[vast sleet]

Idk🫠

[dense comet]

😭

Extended???? Nahhhhhh what

[copper nimbus]

Huh

[copper nimbus]

Yes

[vast sleet]

Who do you watch or what league?

[copper nimbus]

Man United as well

And of course the big competitions too

When I have time tho

[shrewd fractal]

is man untds womens team any good? usually hear abt arsenal city and chelsea more

[vast sleet]

Oh I just went to England against Manchester City at Old Trafford unfortunately you guys lost though

[copper nimbus]

Like I wasn’t able to watch one of the united games for the men’s 2 weeks ago

[copper nimbus]

They’re the next like

Team after them

[vast sleet]

Same, but I just watched the UWCL Final in real life it was fun, I live not too far from the stadium xd

[copper nimbus]

They finished 4th

[shrewd fractal]

oh lmao

[copper nimbus]

Nicee 🫶

[copper nimbus]

They ended the season badly

😔

[vast sleet]

Only Manchester United or the big competitions?

[fluid schooner]

Gonna be weird seeing rashford vs man united in the UCL 💀

[shrewd fractal]

barca havent bought him yet have they?

[copper nimbus]

When I can I try to watch any football

[vast sleet]

Yeah they havent won game since before first leg against Bayern München

[fluid schooner]

Eventually will but so laughable that they overpay for gordon and think that rashfords too expensive

[copper nimbus]

Wait for what team

[copper nimbus]

Yeah

[fluid schooner]

Barcelona

[copper nimbus]

They lost to Bayern in the tie

[copper nimbus]

I don’t think so

[shrewd fractal]

might not

if they drop 100 on alvarez

[copper nimbus]

And haven’t won in the league in like 4 games now

[shrewd fractal]

and 80 on gordon

[fluid schooner]

Gordon is so mid

[shrewd fractal]

• they want a cb

[vast sleet]

Lost both legs, first 2-3 and 2-1 after the loss against man city

[copper nimbus]

Last win was in March 😔

[shrewd fractal]

where would they get that money

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

[vast sleet]

Womens football I probably know way more than men's football😭

[fluid schooner]

fan revenue

[vast sleet]

Its more fun for me to watch it also less costly

[shrewd fractal]

dont they still have to payback messi

[fluid schooner]

for?

[copper nimbus]

I’ll also watch qualifers too

[vast sleet]

Thinking of watching a Norwegian top flight match on Sunday probably in real life

[shrewd fractal]

his contract
im pretty sure htye still owe him

[fluid schooner]

god damn theyre actually broke

[shrewd fractal]

they sitll owe clubs for signings aparently 😭

[vast sleet]

Which qualifers? For UWCL?

[fluid schooner]

I doubt they gonna go for a cb

[copper nimbus]

You know terland right

[copper nimbus]

The ones for World Cup

[dense comet]

Skopje 2015 vs. Ludogorets 😭

[shrewd fractal]

rumors about bernardo silva too

[fluid schooner]

all cap

[vast sleet]

Why would I not know her, she plays for my national team omg

[vast sleet]

Oh yeah

[dense comet]

Wth

[copper nimbus]

Yeah I assumed you did

She is very good

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

[vast sleet]

Norway needs to play Germany and Austria in the qualifiers i bleieve

[vast sleet]

Yeah

.. what😭

[dense comet]

😭

[vast sleet]

I dont need a damn AI Kitty to talk with let alone watch football

🫠

[vast sleet]

Do you also watch women's football?

[dense comet]

Not really

I do not know too much about it sadly :(

[vast sleet]

Aww :(

[dire stratus]

Barca ucl winners again

[copper nimbus]

What

[dense comet]

Sorry 😔

[vast sleet]

A scammer just joined and the message got deleted and assumed banned as well?

[vast sleet]

Its okay 🫠

[copper nimbus]

Like right now?

[vast sleet]

Yeah liek a few minutes ago

[indigo knoll]

Dortmund gonna win one before Barca I swear

[vast sleet]

Also what do you think about the WSL league expansion from 12 to 14 teams?

[amber idol]

hey, why cant i send pictures in here?

[vast sleet]

Have to be active enough for it

[amber idol]

oh alright

[dense comet]

Lol

Wha

Wow

[dark badger]

England won’t see the qf

[timber walrus]

Finnally back

Who muted me?

[amber idol]

england is winning world cup this year trust 😭

[dark badger]

Jamaica has more chances of winning it

They aren’t even in the wc

[amber idol]

usain bolt will make comeback in 2030

[copper nimbus]

Oh oki I thought you were talking about me 😭

[copper nimbus]

Good 😌

Also sorry I had to do something

[vast sleet]

😭 why would I call you a AI Kitty

[vast sleet]

No worries

[copper nimbus]

Idk 😭😭

[copper nimbus]

[urban ice]

lowkey bored over here

[vast sleet]

Just curious where are you from?

[cold flicker]

Dayum I have no freedom of speech

[valid viper]

https://x.com/enbajafutbol/status/2060016291499360714?s=20

ENBAJA (@enbajafutbol)

😮‍💨 Pff, el tridente que podría tener el Barça la próxima temporada

GAY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷🇬🇶

X · May 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

[cold flicker]

Rashford my boy where is he

[vast sleet]

going back to man utd I assume

[unborn dove]

W

[unborn dove]

I think he'll leave

Where does he even play for utd in this setup

Left attacking midfield?

Striker?

[vast sleet]

depends, his contract is not epxiring yet

[patent copper]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/2060034943611265240
Neymar already injured

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Neymar is set to be sidelined for up to three weeks with a muscle strain in his right calf, Brazil national team doctor Rodrigo Lasmar said on Thursday, making him a major doubt for the team's World Cup opener.

X · May 28, 2026, 4:26 PM

[dense comet]

And THEN FC Cincinnati will sign him...? 🥹

[cold flicker]

Ahh

[vast sleet]

Too bad hes has hgh Injury proneness

[dusty totem]

Let's see the atrocities #football-lounge has to offer.

[indigo knoll]

There are none hater

[velvet spear]

man u will win the prem next season

[dusty totem]

It can happen actually.

[dusty totem]

Very rare.

[indigo knoll]

Nah, it's cuz you weren't here so I couldn't hate on you!!

[dusty totem]

"Nah, it's cuz you weren't here so I couldn't hate on you!!" 🤖

[indigo knoll]

🆘

Bot alert

[dusty totem]

I don't think you understood the joke.

Whatever...

[cinder jacinth]

Hello

[copper nimbus]

yess

[unborn dove]

Yes

[rustic yarrow]

Son

You’re too bad to make a joke

[dusty totem]

"You’re too bad to make a joke" 🤖

[rustic yarrow]

lime role mcdonald speaking to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1508456383270621184/1B5BCAB6-5386-4240-87AC-9E8A184AAB96.gif

[rustic yarrow]

that’s not my order

[dusty totem]

Anything but football atp.

Even the corniest jokes that erases my smile all the time.

I am now depressed.

[cinder jacinth]

I love Neymar but for once this may give my team a chance

[cold flicker]

Mac Donalds league

[dense comet]

Casa Pia isis winning against Taça de Portugal winners Torreense in the LiaLiga Primeira relegation play-offs 👀

[dense comet]

Thanks man

[cinder jacinth]

How competitive is Portuguese football?

I haven’t really looked into it

[cold flicker]

I know you don't like neyamr

[cinder jacinth]

I just respect him ig

[cold flicker]

Havd you seen his hair line

[thin bear]

more competitive in the lower league (especially in the 2nd and 3rd divisions) than the 1st division

[cinder jacinth]

I see

Interesting

so do only a handful of teams dominate the 1st division?

[rustic yarrow]

good guy

[dusty totem]

🌽

[rustic yarrow]

[thin bear]

the last team to win the league without being from the big 3, happened in the 00/01 season with Boavista (which nowadays are in the 2nd regional division of Porto, which equals to the 6th division nationally)

[cinder jacinth]

Oh wow

So they have been relegated

[rustic yarrow]

99/00 and 00/01 are great seasons

[cinder jacinth]

Ngl I would love a relegation system here in the US

It’s a shame that Mexico got rid of it

[thin bear]

this was how competitive our 2nd division was this season

[rustic yarrow]

Ayyy

[cinder jacinth]

That must be fun

Perhaps I will go to a game in Portugal one day

[thin bear]

depends on the city/team you go

but yeah, we have amazing athmosphere and good people to talk and aprecciate football with

[cinder jacinth]

Very cool

Can’t wait to be part of that

[lavish shoal]

what is that bro

wait

benfica 😭

[indigo knoll]

I don't think you did either...

[thin bear]

2nd division

[indigo knoll]

Uff

[vast sleet]

B team of Benfica

[indigo knoll]

Why's that?

[lavish shoal]

of what

[thin bear]

correct

[lavish shoal]

o

[cinder jacinth]

Of Portuguese football

[lavish shoal]

lmao

[thin bear]

we were talking about how competitive portuguese leagues are

[indigo knoll]

[thin bear]

and this season's 2nd division is the example of that

[indigo knoll]

Right a 2nd division team beat sporting in the taça Portugal no?

My apologies if the tournament name is wrong

[thin bear]

yes

[thin bear]

no you right

it's Taça de Portugal

[indigo knoll]

Does taça mean cup?

[thin bear]

correct

[indigo knoll]

Alright

[west siren]

looks like they'll probably lose the promotion playoff so they're definitely playing in the 2nd league next season

so by the looks of it

[indigo knoll]

Who are they playing

[thin bear]

Casa Pia

[west siren]

real sociedad might get clapped by a 2nd division team because a youth product of our rivals scored against them in the promotion playoffs 😭 😭

[thin bear]

16th place of 1st division

[indigo knoll]

2nd division clubs have a good percentage of winning the playoffs by history

now i don't know their current form

Or how they play and whatever

[west siren]

good one

[indigo knoll]

But judging off that, surely they can get it?

[indigo knoll]

[vast sleet]

first or second leg? currently

[west siren]

let's use our reading skills

[indigo knoll]

2nd

[vast sleet]

oh okay

[vast sleet]

yeah I am not good at that sorry

[indigo knoll]

Can't believe we got like 2 weeks left till the WC

[thin bear]

We have a 2nd division team in UEFA Europa League next season!!

[mint wolf]

Even Wolves would have went unbeaten in 1993

[quasi roost]

They beat AC Milan

[mint wolf]

It was shorter than the wc

[quasi roost]

Was the world out of stars at that point? Or the 90’s gen stars were still too young?

[mint wolf]

Like 6 games or sum

[quasi roost]

Hmm I see

[patent copper]

https://x.com/SportScran/status/2060060626597097972

Sports Scran (@SportScran)

Cheeseburger at the Snapdragon stadium

💵 $13.50 (£10.50) ⚽️

X · May 28, 2026, 6:08 PM

[vast sleet]

😭

[patent copper]

don't like that? fine, take this:

https://x.com/SportScran/status/2059326049935130655

Sports Scran (@SportScran)

freakshake at the @Yankees

💵 $15 (£11.42) ⚾️

X · May 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

it's a milkshake with sprinkles, cake pieces with an entire slice of cheesecake on top

how does that feel?

[glass oar]

First second tier Portugal team to make the Europa 😍

[thin bear]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2060116044635611520?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇦🇷 OFFICIAL: Leo Messi has been called up for his 6th World Cup. 🏆🌎

X · May 28, 2026, 9:48 PM

[patent copper]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/2060096274343297168

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

The final send-off dinner for Senegal before starting their World Cup journey 🌎

One of the favorites to watch 🇸🇳

(📸 @Fsfofficielle)

X · May 28, 2026, 8:30 PM

[vast sleet]

I like this channel a lot even if it is dead often

[dark badger]

So true

I remember when it was called exclusive chat tho

[chilly scaffold]

Im scared that arsenal might win a ucl.

If they do then dont expect the arsenal fans to compare rice to maradona and pele combined yall.

[copper nimbus]

Same

You know

This channel used to be more

Like it was hard to access

You had to be really active

[vast sleet]

Yeah just read it above

[copper nimbus]

Now its just football chat 2 basically although

Mhm

This channel usually has better takes

usually

[visual magnet]

[vast sleet]

I like when its not the most active, so its an actual conversation and not straight up a ragebait compilation 😭

[copper nimbus]

Sometimes

😭

[copper nimbus]

Thats why it was there i think

It helps to start a new convo like when football chat is talking about something that isnt really worth a convo

Or what you said

I like the change

@dusty totem doesn't tho 😭

[vast sleet]

yeah and start fighting like just now in #premier-league I think?

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

Usually not here

[vast sleet]

I think I should go to bed.. so good night, I need to work extra hard tommorow for school to prepare for my last exam 💔

Well thank god it will be my last school year and exam for now

[copper nimbus]

Oh Okii

Goodnight!!!

❤️

And goodluck!

[patent copper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2060119006485365240

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Argentina World Cup squad! 🌎🇦🇷

X · May 28, 2026, 10:00 PM

[subtle plover]

https://x.com/argentina/status/2060120562366648376?s=46&t=6kYfhTkUFkQs3rIgIWvRSg

🇦🇷 Selección Argentina ⭐⭐⭐ (@Argentina)

#SelecciónMayor Nuestros 26 guerreros que defenderán el título mundial.

¡Vamos Argentina! 🩵🤍🩵

X · May 28, 2026, 10:06 PM

[quasi roost]

Shakira's new world cup song is mid ngl

2010 and 2014 were the peak fifa world cup songs

[copper nimbus]

☹️

[copper nimbus]

Yes tho

[mint finch]

hi

[copper nimbus]

hii

[mint finch]

hi

[vague marsh]

https://x.com/leandro_lm21/status/2060035719876190259?s=46

Default_User (@leandro_lm21)

Já fui MSN.

Agora quero ser GAY.

X · May 28, 2026, 4:29 PM

[eager wasp]

Raphinha disrespect for a 4yo joke

[vague marsh]

Anyways I am gay now

[eager wasp]

Cool

Btw

Gordon will do better at Barca than everyone thinks

[idle flume]

Barcelona is finished

[quasi roost]

That’s the South American Barcelona

Forgot which country

Ecuadorian club after a Google search

[violet egret]

is saturday about to be cinema

[real wolf]

barca are signing alvarez

crazy times

[lavish shoal]

why is there 2 goals but 1-0 and what is barcelona "SC" 💀

imagin seeing Barcelona "Soccer Club" 😭 💀

[eager lance]

It stands for Sporting Club

[lavish shoal]

phew

[eager wasp]

@copper nimbus yeah it is just #football-chat v2 🥀💔

[lavish shoal]

i thought it was fc barcelona though

isn't it?

[eager lance]

Barcelona SC is in ecuador

[lavish shoal]

o

Temu Barcelona then

[cobalt nacelle]

Ecuador.*

[eager lance]

Mb

[cobalt nacelle]

You didn't hear it from me but if you call colombia Columbia a certain person will get mad.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Colombians got offended by that since it's two different things.

[eager lance]

Or atalanta, atlanta

[dire girder]

Col(u)mbia is a north american thing, right?

[cobalt nacelle]

Yeah something from the United States.

[subtle plover]

Or Bayern Leverkusen

[cobalt nacelle]

I think.

[cobalt nacelle]

Yeah that's a good one.

[eager lance]

They named it after Christopher Columbus

[dire girder]

I used to see people think bundesliga team name with "borussia" on the name, they thought its a derby 💀

[cobalt nacelle]

Columbia, Columbus.

Makes sense.

[subtle plover]

Honestly it does sound believable

[cobalt nacelle]

Bo Russia Dortmund.

[dire girder]

Fairs, technically dortmund and gladbach are at the same state iirc (?)

[ionic sail]

Borussia is basically Prussia, right?

[subtle plover]

Yea

That's where the name derives

[cobalt nacelle]

From Russia?

[subtle plover]

Prussia

[cobalt nacelle]

Prussia, interesting not heard of that country.

Is it a region or something old?

[subtle plover]

Old state of Germany

[cobalt nacelle]

Ok.

[cyan bay]

Don’t ping mods for useless things

Son just behave, thx

[cobalt nacelle]

What is so important?

There's not even a mod here anyways.

Or anyone right now.

That's a nice sticker actually.

Bit random from someone pinging a mod no?

[west siren]

CALMA

😭 😭 😭

[cobalt nacelle]

Who is this guy?

[eager lance]

Anyone random asking you to open their DM, just report.

[tranquil void]

Sizungumzi Kiingereza

[copper nimbus]

What happened

[cobalt nacelle]

He didn't even dm me anything.

[cobalt nacelle]

A random person saying dumb things.

[eager lance]

Yea. Banned him before he could

[cobalt nacelle]

Thank you.

[copper nimbus]

Oh no

[copper nimbus]

J Hart saves the day 😛

[cyan bay]

You need to speak only English on here

[cobalt nacelle]

Wow, someone knows the rules pretty well.

[cyan bay]

I’d hope so as a mod

[cobalt nacelle]

Oh that's embarrassing.

I thought you weren't a mod.

[tranquil void]

y

[cobalt nacelle]

Should have checked.

[copper nimbus]

Uhm that’s spanish 😵‍💫

[tranquil void]

si

[copper nimbus]

Yeah 😭

[cyan bay]

It’s in the rules and we would kindly ask you to abide by them for a more cohesive experience for all users

[copper nimbus]

I wish I could send more texts in Spanish

It’s fine tho it rules 🤷‍♀️

[tranquil void]

you did not kindly ask me

[tranquil void]

why not girl

[copper nimbus]

He said because rules

[cyan bay]

See? That wasn’t hard. Thank you

[tranquil void]

¿Qué reglas?

[copper nimbus]

You can talk Spanish in

#south-american-football

[tranquil void]

lol

[copper nimbus]

Or #brasileiro-série-a

I think

Probably #la-liga as well but I haven’t checked

[scenic wing]

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[copper nimbus]

There’s the mute

😭😭

[frank elk]

i am so insanely excited for this world cup

[tranquil void]

me too bruh

[cobalt nacelle]

Is it that hard to just agree and move on?

[copper nimbus]

Samee

[frank elk]

we are getting mohamed toure ball

[stark oriole]

I can’t WAIT for México vs Sudáfrica

[frank elk]

real ball hours

[tranquil void]

what is this

[tranquil void]

siuuuu

[copper nimbus]

Annoying bot

[cyan bay]

It’s letting you know that your cooked

[tranquil void]

i cooked what

[stark oriole]

Chicken

[copper nimbus]

I thought he wasn’t going to get muted for a second 😭😭

[cyan bay]

Annoying and wouldn’t listen to rules

[stark oriole]

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[cyan bay]

Anyways World Cup incoming. I get to watch each match as I’m working in Wisconsin

[frank elk]

i wish australia picked marcus younis but i get he’s pretty young

[cobalt nacelle]

Yesh.

[frank elk]

i think between irankunda/toure/italiano/bos we’ll have a pretty good amount of spark, our back 5 is probably one of the best we’ve ever had too

[supple skiff]

Hi

[copper nimbus]

Hii

[cobalt plover]

Hala paris

[bold sonnet]

irankunda is fire

[vast sleet]

[stiff oasis]

Yo

[vast sleet]

Hi

[blissful grotto]

Cristian Volpato set to swap Italy for Socceroos

Cristian Volpato is set to complete a sensational switch to the Socceroos on the eve of the FIFA World Cup, with the dual international set to fly into Los Angeles on Saturday in anticipation of his switch in eligibility from Italy to Australia being processed.

It's understood Volpato will land in Los Angeles on Saturday morning local time, the same day that the Socceroos will face Mexico in their final friendly clash before Tony Popovic names his final squad for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[frank elk]

holy fucking moly

[stiff oasis]

I’m not reading that

[vast sleet]

😭 what its not that much to read

[frank elk]

most literate man city fan

[timber walrus]

Hello gang is anyone there

Is no one there?

I wish I had @everyone

[blissful grotto]

hi

[timber walrus]

Yo

[obtuse tiger]

Hi

[timber walrus]

Hi how are u?

[obtuse tiger]

Good

[timber walrus]

Nice

[timber walrus]

Which ball team u support in the prem?

Or oat

[obtuse tiger]

Your wish is gonna cum soon

[obtuse tiger]

Newcastle

...

I'm sorry

[timber walrus]

Oh
Anthony gorden

[obtuse tiger]

That was my friend

[timber walrus]

I wish

[obtuse tiger]

Actually I'm a fan of Madrid (so obvious)

in prem

It's united man

[timber walrus]

I support Liverpool in the prem and Barcelona is my fav

[timber walrus]

Bruno is soo good

[obtuse tiger]

Son they lost to PSG 😔

[timber walrus]

Ikr🥀 sonion

[timber walrus]

Vergil and konate masterclass🥀😔

[obtuse tiger]

Aggregate 4-0...

but it's fine

Sorry

Don't have time to chat here

[blissful grotto]

sup

[obtuse tiger]

See ya

[timber walrus]

🥀

[timber walrus]

Bye gang 👋

[timber walrus]

Yo wsp

[blissful grotto]

nothing much

[timber walrus]

Which team u support?!

[blissful grotto]

newcastle, como, jef chiba united and adelaide united

[timber walrus]

Pick one side gang🥀🙏

In the prem?

[blissful grotto]

newcastle

[timber walrus]

I support Liverpool in the prem

[timber walrus]

Nice choice
8-3 against my goats🥀

[blissful grotto]

if i was in the right time zone i would but i can only watch early match day games so having more teams gives me more chance to watch

they all play in different leagues

[vast sleet]

2 is fine but that many is a bit ridiculous 😭

[blissful grotto]

they play in a whole different area of the world bro

[timber walrus]

All the matches in the prem and in the top 5 league at 12:00am for me in night I still watch🥀
Ucl final for me 10:00 am gang

[blissful grotto]

adelaide united is never going to play como or newcastle

[timber walrus]

Fr🥀

[blissful grotto]

i just like watching lots of soccer

🤷🏽‍♂️

[timber walrus]

🥀🙏
"SOCCER"?!

[blissful grotto]

are you 10

[timber walrus]

No am 14 gang🥀

[blissful grotto]

go to bed

[vestal gulch]

not much better

[timber walrus]

It's 2 in the noon for me

[timber walrus]

Ikr I will turn 15 this year

[vestal gulch]

yeah whatever

[timber walrus]

Ye unc🥀

[vast sleet]

In some area of the worlds is called that, just have to accept it, even if it is "wrong" to us who call it football

[blissful grotto]

football is afl

[timber walrus]

Fr gang

[timber walrus]

No it ain't
U use ur hands in american football and in football u use ur feet

Logic🥀

[blissful grotto]

that isnt american football

[timber walrus]

What is it then

[blissful grotto]

dumb cunt

[timber walrus]

Rugby

[vast sleet]

Australian league?

[blissful grotto]

australian football

australian rules football

do you know gaelic football?

[timber walrus]

No

[blissful grotto]

it's similarish

[timber walrus]

I only know FOOTBALL

[vestal gulch]

just say rugby

[blissful grotto]

its the most popular sport in australia

it isnt rugby

[timber walrus]

Rugby with helmets

[blissful grotto]

they dont use helmets

[timber walrus]

Ikr

[blissful grotto]

they kick the ball

[vestal gulch]

pretty much is

[vast sleet]

I dont really

[timber walrus]

We only know FOOTBALL here

[blissful grotto]

yeah footy

[timber walrus]

Who do u think gonna win prem next season

I wish Liverpool but it's man u tbh

Bruno is too good

[blissful grotto]

newcastle

[tribal junco]

united aint winning

[timber walrus]

Nice joke🥀

[vestal gulch]

if the rest of the clubs were handicapped and blindfolded possibly

[blissful grotto]

osula and woltemade are going to kick 50 between them

[timber walrus]

Just appect it they came from 15th to 3rd in one season i think they are the favs

[blissful grotto]

our new kit is atrocious

someone actually got paid to make that

[timber walrus]

Fr

[tribal junco]

elanga top scorer?

[vestal gulch]

dw its every club this season

home kits are horror

[blissful grotto]

that would be nice

[timber walrus]

I really like arsenal and barca's home kits

Liverpool too

[vestal gulch]

looks like fucking ass

[blissful grotto]

comos new kit is nice

[timber walrus]

No they look really good

Ngl

[blissful grotto]

cant link it but look it up

[timber walrus]

New kit in the Ucl for comp🔥🫪

*Como

[blissful grotto]

Nico Paz is going to waste away on the Madrid bench

Shit is so sad

What a player

[timber walrus]

Ye

But Mourinho could play him if he performs good

[vestal gulch]

they wont know how to use him unfortunately

[timber walrus]

Nico paz is sensational

[vestal gulch]

they wont, perez knows what he wants in this fucking club and its what everyone doesnt want

[timber walrus]

Not better than lamine though he is soo good

[vestal gulch]

are you 3, how did you mention paz and yamal there?

[timber walrus]

Whats wrong in that I mean Madrid fans were the ones comparing them in the mid season

[timber walrus]

Please don't use f word in every sentence

[timber walrus]

Oh ur a madrid fan too🥀🫀

[blissful grotto]

cant wait until we beat usa

[vast sleet]

[timber walrus]

France gonna beat everyone anyways🥀

[blissful grotto]

australia will beat everyone

[timber walrus]

Biggest joke of 2026?!

Australia ain't even beating Usa gang

[blissful grotto]

yes we are

[vast sleet]

I hope my country can do well against them

[timber walrus]

U don't have the Lebron james of soccer🥀🤣😂

*james

[timber walrus]

Which country

[vast sleet]

Norway

[blissful grotto]

bro i thought that was haaland in ur pic

[vast sleet]

😭

Yeah i can imagine why you did ngl

[timber walrus]

Haaland🫪

[timber walrus]

Leme see

[timber walrus]

It is like a female Haaland
Which player?
I only know aitana,kelly and mead in women's football

[blissful grotto]

i only know sam kerr and mary fowler

[vestal gulch]

mead or something

[blissful grotto]

14 days til the world cup lfg

[vast sleet]

There is kinda one Haaland for city who scored like 18 goals in 22 games in WSL so kinda there is a female Haaland xd

[timber walrus]

Crazy stats 18 goals in 22 games🐐

[vast sleet]

The player on my pfp? Its a player in the Spanish women league who plays for Madrid CFF, currently a U23 Women's Norway youth team

[timber walrus]

Oh

U a arsenal fan?

[vast sleet]

Yeah

[timber walrus]

Js asking

[timber walrus]

Prime saka or messi

🥀

[vast sleet]

Messi bro, as much I love saka, at least im no delulu

[timber walrus]

Finnally, my friend is a arsenal fan he says david raya and gabriel gets into the all time prem 11🥀

[vast sleet]

They both good but all time is a bit crazy? Tbh i dont watch a lot of mens football, I mostly watch women football

[blissful grotto]

anthony gordon better

ioh yeah he's gone now

nevermind

[timber walrus]

Good seeing people support women's ball

❤️

[blissful grotto]

i went to the womens world cup

it was awesome

[vast sleet]

Havent got into it too much

[blissful grotto]

was pretty happy our local stadium got upgraded because of it hehe

[timber walrus]

Ha

Alr gang see u in a hour ima go and take a bath, eat and study for a while🥀

[blissful grotto]

what homework

addition

[midnight peak]

Talk about football please

[blissful grotto]

yeah bro stay on topic

[timber walrus]

. Beye

*bye cya

[vast sleet]

Havent got into mens football to much I meant*

Was in a rush lok

[cold flicker]

No

Ow

[cold flicker]

Men's football are beetter

[vast sleet]

Maybe for you but not for me

[sturdy spindle]

Women football look slow ngl

[sweet fiber]

https://x.com/i/status/2060298892781244693

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

☎️🔥 BREAKING; First proposal IN for Julian! It is worth €100m. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🇦🇷💰

X · May 29, 2026, 9:55 AM

[timber walrus]

Hello gang am back

[kind meadow]

https://x.com/i/status/2060303314789818495

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

🚨💥 JUST IN: As expected, Atletico already rejects the €100m proposal from for Julián Álvarez. They’re open to starting talks from €120m. @gerardromero @FCBPaul_ #Transfers 🇦🇷📞

X · May 29, 2026, 10:12 AM

[timber walrus]

It's not about being better

[timber walrus]

I meant spanish women did not have the right of voting in early 1930s crazy glow up

[vast sleet]

❤️

[timber walrus]

[timber walrus]

I studied for 10 mins
School is easy anyways

[vast sleet]

For me my school is not that hard either

Supposed to start on a project for exam next week like last week.. havent started on it yet but planning to start on it this weekend

[timber walrus]

Which grade u in
Am in 9th

[vast sleet]

12th, but its my last school year

[timber walrus]

Dang

[timber walrus]

My friend carries out group projects
The only thing am good at is computer and math😭

*our

[vast sleet]

Like what kind of computer stuff?

Ooh

[timber walrus]

Coding, and software designing
Ai ain't really my sweet spot though
I wanna be a software engineer when I grow up
Football is also really well am good at it but I am too skinny for ball i am 5'11 and 53 kgs💀😭

[timber walrus]

.

[timber walrus]

Rooney looks 50😭

[vast sleet]

Ahh, I do some coding as well but, honestly its just all vibe coding

[timber walrus]

I do it cuz it really fascinates me and I wanna know more mainly C sharp and python rn sometimes C++

[vast sleet]

Lol, for me its just interesting because players like Jill Scott Stephanie Houghton

[timber walrus]

Ha

[vast sleet]

I like python

[timber walrus]

Same

[vast sleet]

I dont really like coding only reason i do it regularly is because of school

[timber walrus]

But my classmates are really dumb
They don't understand anything 😭
They only use instagram and try to rizz up the huzz😭

[timber walrus]

My computer teacher has my back in other subjects

Like physics and biology😭🥀

Only 1 guy in my class has ball knowledge other are messi,ronaldo and idk

Other than me ofc

[vast sleet]

Most of mine are as well tbh, some guy dont even know what a if loop is

[vast sleet]

Lol nive

[timber walrus]

😭

[timber walrus]

Btw what do u think about neymar jr being called up to the Brazilian nation team

[vast sleet]

Morale support thats it tbh

[timber walrus]

I think brazil don't have that freekick scorer player
Or creative player
But Neymar jr can do everything I mean this guy has played in 4 different positions just this season which is crazy

Not bad

[timber walrus]

While playing diif position

[vast sleet]

I would have taken Joao Pedro over Neymar in my opinion

Wouldnt be surprised if he does t play at all

[vast sleet]

Yeah I know, they're cooked

[timber walrus]

Fr

[shell socket]

true

[timber walrus]

Opposite

[hazy helm]

He will probably play more close to the middle

Def will not play 90 minutes

[vast sleet]

Neymar has like 100 out of 100 injury proness

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-world-cup-roll-rolling-baby-gif-12074661

[livid edge]

Neymar is so so much better

Joao Pedro misses half of his shots

[hazy helm]

I'm not a neymar fan

But joao pedro has 0 goals for the nt

0 assists

[flat moth]

People fussing over pedro are just looking at his Chelsea form

He has never played a good match for Brazil

Looks totally out of place in ancelotti’s fluid front 4 attack

[vast sleet]

only has 8 caps though?

[hazy helm]

But dude

Not even a assist

He is a striker

Gabriel magalhaes has 1 goal in 5 matches

And he is a defender

[timber walrus]

Ye that's like true

[timber walrus]

He will prob play as a sub cuz vini ain't good got brazil

[timber walrus]

I mean rn pedro is better thaan ney but for a team like brazil with so much influence for Neymar Neymar would be better

[vast sleet]

Who knows I guess

[vast sleet]

I guess in that way yeah I do agree

[timber walrus]

Brazilian league starts late

[hazy helm]

But neymar got a new injury

[livid edge]

The problem with Neymar is he constantly gets injured

[hazy helm]

And they are evaluating the possibility for him to got to the wc

[vast sleet]

Exactly...

[hazy helm]

If he won't

[timber walrus]

Ye but this is a genius one now he does not have to play for santos, and can directly play for brazil
4D chess

[hazy helm]

They'll either get pedro or joao pedro

[hazy helm]

Santos is full of imbeciles

[livid edge]

Who’s this guy Luiz Henrique

Who got selected for Brazil’s sqaud

[timber walrus]

But sometimes like in the end season for santos he was injuried and still player 3 games
And got 5G/A and a hattrick

[hazy helm]

Neymar gives the best possible passes and they miss the goal

[timber walrus]

Neymar carries so hard

[vast sleet]

Read that as Luis Enrique... 😭 at first

[timber walrus]

Neymar is a easy target for defenders they don't have another way to stop him so they foul

[livid edge]

😭

[timber walrus]

Neymar>Every prem player(expect 07/08 ronaldo)
Cap or fax
And this is a prime neymar against other primes.

I think I could make a case henry but other are clear ney is a complete attacker in 2018

[hazy helm]

He is very good

[vast sleet]

So ronaldo 07/08 is all time best prem player in your opinion? 😭

[hazy helm]

Idk why he went to Russia

[timber walrus]

And yes Psg Neymar>barca ney

[livid edge]

never saw his gameplay tbh

[vast sleet]

Do they give a lot of money to players there? maybe that idk

[timber walrus]

Easily he was playing rm and still won every individual award that year.
I meant in pure peak ronaldo is best prem player

[hazy helm]

I don't see other reason for he to play at zenith

[vast sleet]

Yeah same, if he went for europe and wanted to play idk like europa league or like that, then I get it but not russia aside from money

[hazy helm]

Look up some highlights

[livid edge]

Of? Him playing

[hazy helm]

✅

[hazy helm]

He will probably go to some big european club later on

[vast sleet]

Probably? How old or young is he?

[hazy helm]

25

[livid edge]

Bro he’s gameplay is good

[vast sleet]

Oh okay

[livid edge]

He can be salahs replacement

[vast sleet]

[timber walrus]

Who?

[livid edge]

Luiz Henrique

[vast sleet]

Luiz Henrique

[timber walrus]

Hell no

He is ass

Inter Milan?

[livid edge]

No

Zenit one

[vast sleet]

😭

[livid edge]

The one in inter Milan is Rwb

lol

[vast sleet]

Jhon Jhon

[hazy helm]

Son

[timber walrus]

Oh

Idk bout him

[timber walrus]

Elite founf

*found

[vast sleet]

Was just looking at Zenit squad randomly for no reason 😭

[timber walrus]

😭

[hazy helm]

Guys

[timber walrus]

Ye

[vast sleet]

Ay, bodø glimt :)))

[timber walrus]

Who the hell is this guy😭

[hazy helm]

Do all asian teams play at the same league

[midnight peak]

Bros name is bro

[vast sleet]

Norwegian player

[hazy helm]

Asia is pretty big

[timber walrus]

I throught they could beat sporting they won 3-0 in first leg

[vast sleet]

NVM

Im so dumb

hes danish

😭

[timber walrus]

😭

[hazy helm]

What is this team that doesn't even has a image in google

[timber walrus]

Ha

[vast sleet]

Forget what I even said about him being norwegian

[midnight peak]

"start"

Idek 😭

[timber walrus]

These teams are so funny 🤣

[vast sleet]

Pretty bad eliteserien team

[timber walrus]

And players

When do u guys think was Messi's real prime

I think it 2011 not 2012

[midnight peak]

2011/12 season

[timber walrus]

I think it 10/11

[vast sleet]

I think its obvious?

[timber walrus]

Most assists and ucl

[midnight peak]

That was barca's prime in general

[vast sleet]

When he was "overweight" and yet had 91 goal contributions in 2012 😭

[timber walrus]

I don't think people says it's messi 2012 but he won like nothing

[timber walrus]

Ye xavi🥶
Greatest midfielder in my opinion

Better than Iniesta

Prime xavi

2009 and 2011

[midnight peak]

Iniesta is more of an attacking midfielder tho

[timber walrus]

Ye i always thought of him this way Xavi is a complete pure midfielder. His linkup play is sensation

[midnight peak]

Yeah xavi is more of an allround player true

[timber walrus]

91 goals not contributions if he had 105+ G/A

😭

GOAT for a reason

[vast sleet]

oh yeah

i mixed up but yeah

[timber walrus]

Yr that's why he is the greatest

[timber walrus]

How the heck is 100. g/a even possible🤣

[vast sleet]

Because messi is "not" human 😭

[midnight peak]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-24673763

[timber walrus]

Look at the goats' stats

😭

91 goals in 69 games

[timber walrus]

Fr

[midnight peak]

53 mins per goal contribution is crazy 😭

[vast sleet]

Oh that website... 😭

[timber walrus]

Fr

[timber walrus]

Whaat about it

[vast sleet]

I just find that website a little silly

🫠

[timber walrus]

Same but the other one was not loading my wifi is ass

So I disconnected for a while

[vast sleet]

Fair enough

[timber walrus]

Who do u think is the greatest prem player

I think it's 07/08 ronaldo

[vast sleet]

Greatest? I havent thought about it much tbh..

[timber walrus]

Oh

If u had to pick then who would it be

[vast sleet]

I rarely even think of prem

[timber walrus]

Ur a arsenal fan😭🥀

Prem team

[vast sleet]

I support the women team okay 😭

[timber walrus]

Oh prime mead?

Was she actually better than prime beckham?

I don't think soo

😭

[vast sleet]

I mean I like michael carrick as a player at man utd but its a bit crazy to say all time best though?? 😭

[vast sleet]

🫠

[timber walrus]

It is

[fickle matrix]

The champions league is a guaranteed legendary match because halalball vs haramball

[timber walrus]

Ye we all know psg bout to destroy arsenal 6-0😭🥀

Atleast

This psg team is cracked

[vast sleet]

I rather end myself if I did support arsenal mens team primarily...

if that happened

[fickle matrix]

All arsenal need is a lucky goal and then they will haramball tf out of parisians

[timber walrus]

Why? I mean prime saka clears prime messi😭🥀

[vast sleet]

Yeah trust 💀

[timber walrus]

Ha

[vast sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/bukayo-saka-arsenal-fc-goal-sign-of-the-cross-point-up-gif-16460647

[timber walrus]

😭

[fickle matrix]

That lucky goal needs to be LUCKY

[timber walrus]

Prob a corner

😭

[fickle matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/football-getafe-jose-bordalas-parking-the-bus-haramball-gif-356077476744221424

[timber walrus]

Average arsenal game

[fickle matrix]

Theyre gonna multiply that by 10 if they score

https://tenor.com/view/atletico-madrid-haram-ball-gif-15357303154175611890

[hazy helm]

Arsenal player heatmap was focused on the corner kick one time

[timber walrus]

.

[timber walrus]

😭🤣

[fickle matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-haramball-fifa-arsenal-arsenal-fc-gif-11306541715100929580

[timber walrus]

Alvarez need to get out

[fickle matrix]

If arsenal score theyre gonna play so haram that shaitan will need to pull up to watch 😭

[timber walrus]

This guy parks the Titanic🤣🥀

[timber walrus]

🤣

[midnight peak]

😭

[timber walrus]

Even he would be shocked of how much arsenal has fallen into the darkness

🤣

[fickle matrix]

They will play so haram they will actually have a chance against psg attack this time

[vast sleet]

Getafe must be proud of playing like them I guess 😭

[timber walrus]

🤣

[timber walrus]

17% possession and 0 shots on target and still won

😭

[fickle matrix]

Atletico is straight up gonna be taking notes for this match

The manager is gonna give them a test on haramball

[vast sleet]

Im excited for european football next season 👀

[timber walrus]

They parked the bus against barca every season

😭

[timber walrus]

Same

[timber walrus]

Can't wait for next season

[vast sleet]

@timber walrus I saw what you typed

[timber walrus]

That's fax

I meant it gang😭
He was majestic

[vast sleet]

I mean tbf, lowkey valid I guess 😭

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-war-helmet-shark-meme-gif-8983249853261281087

[timber walrus]

And prob the most aura a footballer has every had in 2018

[timber walrus]

Ye

Bellingham redemption next season!

?

[vast sleet]

Guys is not my thing but yeah I can understand some want to

[timber walrus]

When did u start watching ball?
Me in 2018

[timber walrus]

Ye thats kinda sus

[vast sleet]

When I was like idk dunno, 9 years old I believe

[timber walrus]

My first match was psg vs real Madrid in the ucl neymar masterclass and ronaldo too

[vast sleet]

Mine was like Arsenal Women against Notts County I think?

[timber walrus]

Notts county haven't heard in a while

Alr imma go now I am going play football irl

[vast sleet]

Tbf, it was a long time ago, and Notts county is not that good anymore

[vast sleet]

Take care

[sweet fiber]

Barca be moving like someone is gonna steal all their signings

[wide basin]

Hey gays

[past fern]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[sweet fiber]

https://x.com/i/status/2060346432583057756

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

🚨💥 JUST IN: Barcelona is working hard on a second bid and are ready to push for Julian Alvarez. Atletico wants €120m-€130m. @Santi_J_FM #Transfers 🇦🇷☎️

X · May 29, 2026, 1:04 PM

[pseudo acorn]

jodi or modric. if one of them doesnt win the ballondor its very robbed

[flat moth]

13 Days to go for the world cup #11-days-to-go message

[exotic heath]

How do yall feel about the balon d or

[vast sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/phoebe-buffay-that-is-so-cliche-stereotype-cliche-its-so-cliche-gif-16880573

[indigo knoll]

Idk, whoever gets it, gets it

But ig kane for ballon d'or?

[vestal gulch]

unfortunately it wont be like that

[jaunty glacier]

Does barca think Gordon will bring them a UCL

[vast sleet]

😭

[jaunty glacier]

Garnacho memes will never not make me laugh

[plucky bear]

That's why he is the goat of memes

After Antony 2023-2024 of course

[jaunty glacier]

Brooo😭😭😭

Sucks cause he was such a baller at ajax

Then the memes came

[quasi roost]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-chelsea-fc-alejandro-garnacho-gif-3302493327570699740

[jaunty glacier]

😂😂

[fluid schooner]

really bro

and rashfords 30 million fee is hard to pay

[valid viper]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2060361927084167282

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Jose Mourinho has signed contract to become Real Madrid head coach. 63yo leaving Benfica for 2nd spell in charge of #RMFC after putting pen to paper last week on 3yr deal. Set to be announced post presidential election. W/ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/jK6Q5cF7eU

X · May 29, 2026, 2:05 PM

[livid berry]

3 years of ass whooping by FC Barcelona is crazy work,José.

[timber walrus]

Yo GNG me back

Why does this happen.i go for'2 hrs and every one vanish

[vast sleet]

Well idk stuff hapoends

[cold flicker]

Low-key it is about being better

[ocean zealot]

Right because women are only worth something when you compare it to the men

Grow up

[vast sleet]

This is no place for edating or stuff like that...

[reef obsidian]

u better not be an old hairy man

[foggy sequoia]

wtf 🤬

[cold flicker]

Buddy what the heck you on about 😭✌️. Buddy got pressed over that