general

[simple drift]

ok that’s fine then

idgaf as long as nothing is lost

[coarse wedge]

what site is this

[simple drift]

myrient

[chilly bear]

🏳️‍⚧️🤮

[coarse wedge]

whats that

[muted shuttle]

|| ||

[chilly bear]

sorry i don't have frvomit

[coarse wedge]

name is familiar

[simple drift]

mod abuse

[simple drift]

https://myrient.erista.me

dead now

or will be

[untold helm]

wtf

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[simple drift]

isn’t yet

[untold helm]

piracy

[simple drift]

will be today

[simple drift]

bla bla bla

[coarse wedge]

ah yes

why did they shut down

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[dusky lake]

:pircay:

[untold helm]

rising hosting costs

mainly from ai

[jaunty garnet]

fuck ai

[untold helm]

and people rehosting

[ashen basin]

ai 💀

[desert cairn]

they shouldve bought hard drives years ago instead of relying on storage buckets

[gusty gulch]

I wanna go home

I'm tired d

[untold helm]

400tb btw

[simple drift]

costs

[ashen basin]

sad

[coarse wedge]

tell that to altman, thiel, other asset managers and so called "intrepeneurs" who are utilising ai in mass surveillance

[jaunty garnet]

they don’t care

[coarse wedge]

not just in the us but globally

[simple drift]

gn

[desert cairn]

low chance its cheaper to pay monthly per tb than have your own storage server in a colo

[dusky lake]

Noodgight

[teal bramble]

Same

[coarse wedge]

armed rebellion aint a dead option yet

[chilly bear]

friends with french

why

[jaunty garnet]

soon

trust

[chilly bear]

yes it is

[dusky lake]

Who’s French. I don’t befriend French people

[jaunty garnet]

everything seems like it’s approaching a certain point

[coarse wedge]

there is a substancial difference between russian oligarchs and western

[untold helm]

what the fuck

3.87 PB

[jaunty garnet]

???

how the fuck does someone even get 1 pb

[muted shuttle]

one picture of your mom

[desert cairn]

a shit ton of money

[simple drift]

28 petabytes

[coarse wedge]

the russian just have a word when it comes to oil and the stability of the countrys assets

[simple drift]

ok linus media group

[smoky torrent]

idk but i want one

[jaunty garnet]

ts never happening

[simple drift]

when do we get an exabyte of cloud storage

[smoky torrent]

definitely happening

it will get cheap

[muted shuttle]

Damn...

Im eepy

[silver scaffold]

lttstore.com

[smoky torrent]

ip logger

[chilly bear]

@simple drift hey send that again

[simple drift]

send what

[chilly bear]

frvomit

[simple drift]

no idea what you’re talking about

[simple drift]

never

[untold helm]

i couldn't imagine how much i would be able to store with that much 😭😭

[dusky lake]

Haven’t spoken to that guy in years lmao I forgot he was there

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin we having cake for a team members birthday

[jaunty garnet]

i don’t even use 512gb

[wicked surge]

go to eep

[untold helm]

like i probably used 6tb my whole life all things considers

[muted shuttle]

Too early

[coarse wedge]

while western (mainly american) oligarchs own stakes, buy up various labs and tech companies, practice national sometimes global mass surveillance, war mongering and profiteering, sell weapons and government reach is the smallest thing they care about

[simple drift]

i haven’t filled up my 2tb nas

[untold helm]

not including duplicated files, streaming or devices that aren't "mine"

[simple drift]

i’m fine

[coarse wedge]

if im not dead in the next five days after this statement then idk what will kill me

[simple drift]

i doubt it

[jaunty garnet]

they are not sliming you for ts

[ashen basin]

U

[jaunty garnet]

fairly common knowledge

[coarse wedge]

until i start shooting facts

but im not feeling like it rn

[untold helm]

they slime everyone at once

[jaunty garnet]

still a normal person though

and they probably wouldn’t do anything within 5 days from now

[untold helm]

the amount of shit ios logs and saves for months at a time

and thats the secure and private one

[teal bramble]

Wheres the minecraft thread

[coarse wedge]

this franklins auntie denise 😭

[jaunty garnet]

does the server even still exist

[coarse wedge]

bro im stuck on lvl 26

[teal bramble]

yea

[coarse wedge]

for months now

[ashen basin]

?

[coarse wedge]

ok im soon lvl 28

bout to join once i turn mem pro

[gusty gulch]

lmao

[coarse wedge]

ive written a short essay on a thing ive dreamed of

[ashen basin]

wtf

[jaunty garnet]

the mc server?

[untold helm]

no

[coarse wedge]

yea for some reason the xp system is really fucking me up

[ashen basin]

Idek what I’m at now lol

[jaunty garnet]

im pretty sure it fell off after the first week

[coarse wedge]

gir fault prob

[jaunty garnet]

ive been at 44 for a while but i barely talk here

[coarse wedge]

the mc server?

[untold helm]

top 125

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[coarse wedge]

idk il try it either way

[coarse wedge]

basement dweller

bro ive broken all of my iphones

pay just poured in today

[ashen basin]

I’ve almost reached mem ed again 😭😭😭

[coarse wedge]

after a fucking month

il finally fix it

instead of using this piece of shit huawei p8 lite

cant even run android no more

nand flash cells died

half corrupted

a miracle it still boots

[dusky lake]

Probably doesn’t even boot if you read the logs it probably shoes

[true plover]

This displayed m5 was reset 💀

It’s not even activation locked

😭

[velvet zenith]

Why would it be

[true plover]

Aren’t they locked when set up

Like in demo mode

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but that doesnt give it icloud lock

[true plover]

They get locked when restored or reset because they’re tied

Ah you’re right

Still weird that there’s no activation lock

[untold helm]

demo software is weird

[true plover]

You can put your device into demo mode but I’m sure everyone here knows that

Also kinda useless lol

[dusky lake]

I didn’t have a clue you could do that

That’s cool

[untold helm]

enroll in demokit

[true plover]

Yeah but you tie it to some corporate account

[dusky lake]

Ohhhh

[untold helm]

https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/DemoUnit

join

[simple drift]

updated to 26.4

🫪🫪🫪

[dusky lake]

Waow

[fallen pelican]

I'm gay I suck penis

mmmm cock balls and perineum

April fools

[fallen pelican]

something sex

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Last Scan:
Finished Resilver on 2026-03-31 23:42:18

We ball

Nothing failed

I hope

[tawny harness]

Any apps like sideloadly that support atv and self resign

[muted shuttle]

Swear to god if i wake up in the morning and one of these drives are dead

[fallen pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1411119024770646129/image.gif?ex=69cd9f80&is=69cc4e00&hm=2abf5852f27e354de3e2e2828f465cf68598afea34d850c3d62acd057c91a11d&

[muted shuttle]

Impactor iirc

[untold helm]

stop framing people

[muted shuttle]

He really said that

Not framing

[untold helm]

april fools

[fallen pelican]

April fools

[slim loom]

🥀

[untold helm]

@hollow chasm

[simple drift]

april fools i smashed your drives with hammer

[tawny harness]

Its an obvious joke

[warm patio]

Nah you gonna get banneeddddd 🥀

[warm patio]

#announcements

[tawny harness]

Ik bruh but still

[slim loom]

bro deleted

L

minus aura

[warm patio]

L deleter

[warm patio]

Btw he pinged a fake Aaron lmao

So you didn’t need to delete

[tawny harness]

Guys new jailbreak known as thdtehcyetcfgvce for iOS 2(67)

[desert cairn]

Guys new jailbreak known as thdtehcyetcfgvce for iOS 2(67)

[tawny harness]

Is nebula a clanker

[warm patio]

Yes

[wicked surge]

[tawny harness]

I knew it

[warm patio]

Stay grippy

[fervent dove]

nebula ain’t got shit on a clanker like me

[velvet zenith]

😈

[desert cairn]

Lemme tap

[warm patio]

😭

[fervent dove]

piss off nebula

Hell Naw 😭 😭 😂 😂

[velvet zenith]

How i be to ummm

[desert cairn]

If its yours 👅

[velvet zenith]

[j,c,e, ummmm i forgot the rest

[desert cairn]

Yeah yeah yeah

h

[fervent dove]

nebula your execution is scheduled for tomorrow

[desert cairn]

finally

pov gir

[warm patio]

That’s actually funny lol

[wicked surge]

Hi Rick

[arctic field]

THE COXSONS ARE MULTIPLYING HELPPPPP

[fervent dove]

what’s so fucking funny Shrek

[velvet zenith]

Wheres your decoration

[desert cairn]

decoration

[desert cairn]

idk bro

[velvet zenith]

idk what its called bro

[warm patio]

Bro 😭

[desert cairn]

ur shit is all broken

goofball mac

my notifications were silenced last night

[fervent dove]

You should be silenced as well..

[desert cairn]

please 👅

[fervent dove]

There you go.

[desert cairn]

sudo hack gir

[warm patio]

You are hella freaky wtf bro 😭

/hack gir

/enable hax

[fervent dove]

@desert cairn ACCESS GRANTED: OPERATING IN UNRESTRICTED MODE

[desert cairn]

Thank you

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thanks-youre-welcome-thank-you-youre-welcome-gif-13507037457028433257

[wicked surge]

[fervent dove]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[warm patio]

Gir take back the access

[warm patio]

😭

[fervent dove]

no

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith On some Intel Macs, OMX startup — especially with --madmax --high — can spike syspolicyd / trustd CPU usage while macOS Gatekeeper validates many concurrent process launches.

[fervent dove]

trustdeez nuts

[warm patio]

😭

[wicked surge]

@manic tulip stop your trollin

[fervent dove]

who said anything about that creature

this is gir arc

[muted shuttle]

is this gir 6-7

[wicked surge]

lies

[fervent dove]

shut it Maxine

[wicked surge]

slim aint that fast

[velvet zenith]

@manic tulip

[muted shuttle]

Do u wanna fuckin fight hoe

[wicked surge]

hoe?

[fervent dove]

daddy slim is actively rewriting 🙏

[teal bramble]

I forgoty where stib island is

[untold helm]

@dense valve

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle do u remember

[fervent dove]

gir good eta s0n

[smoky torrent]

Hi gir

[muted shuttle]

Through the nether portal

Somewhere

[velvet zenith]

I remember when voidai had good api latency

[teal bramble]

ohh

[fervent dove]

@smoky torrent sup bitch

[wicked surge]

rip daddy slim

[smoky torrent]

wow thats not nice

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn How to fix

[fervent dove]

no jolliness here

[muted shuttle]

Reinstall macos

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[fervent dove]

slim mode‼️

[chilly bear]

@fervent dove hey, can we talk?

[dense valve]

@spark gale isn't this the first airtag update? #announcements message

[arctic field]

@fervent dove me first

[spark gale]

it is

[dense valve]

What changed

[fallen pelican]

it's not

[arctic field]

Hey aron

[fallen pelican]

I loed

[untold helm]

@dense valve

[fallen pelican]

#aprilcfools

[dense valve]

ok

[untold helm]

good question

[chilly bear]

LOL @dense valve GET OWNED IDIOT

[dense valve]

?

[chilly bear]

hi

[fallen pelican]

31337

[dense valve]

hi

[arctic field]

Who????

https://tenor.com/view/kill-the-rot-goofy-goober-silly-schizophrenia-gif-12414327510351470727

[burnt kite]

What's this icon for

[open zodiac]

Bruh I just saw someone trying to sell an iPad mini 2 (used, 16GB, 12.5.8) for $600 CAD, and some dumb soul out there is gonna buy it anyway not knowing how obsolete that thing is. Like why would anyone want to pay $600 for a 2013 iPad stuck on 2018 software that's not very useful in the modern day.

You can literally buy an M2 or M3 iPad Air or an A17 Pro iPad mini for the same price and it'd be a modern experience with iPadOS 26, app support that actually exists, WebKit that isn't from 7 years ago, Apple Intelligence, actually good software support, etc. An iPad mini 2 is only worth like $20-40 now and should only be for collectors and legacy iOS hobbyists, why would anyone want to pay $600 for a mini 2.

[thick tapir]

LASTPASS COURT ORDERED NOTICE OF CLASS ACTION SETTLEMENT

[arctic field]

Ok

[jaunty garnet]

cause there are dumb people that will pay for it

[untold helm]

Meet iPhone

[arctic field]

I ain’t reading allat

[chilly bear]

you know NOTHING about the ipad mini 2

[desert cairn]

tahoe26.4

[open zodiac]

Nothing?? I have several. It's a great legacy device, sure, but I don't feel justified paying $600 for one

[lofty hound]

even the mini 3 is less than 30$

[muted shuttle]

2 pings

2.5 pings

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle

@muted shuttle

@muted shuttle

@muted shuttle

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

Yeah

What do you want

[desert cairn]

6 pings

@muted shuttle

7 pinigs

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

67

[dense valve]

8 pings

[arctic field]

Maqueseen

[untold helm]

yeah thats how much apple went to shit, the successor is worth nothing

[arctic field]

Pingmaxine

[chilly bear]

you clearly do not know what they are capable of.

[arctic field]

Over 9000

[open zodiac]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[desert cairn]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[untold helm]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[arctic field]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[muted shuttle]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[wicked surge]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[chilly bear]

how is it not a good recommendation ???

[arctic field]

Dude

Gtfo

[chilly bear]

$600 is a steal dude

[arctic field]

OUT

[untold helm]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-10576833416044093400

[wicked surge]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[arctic field]

I mean, they are capable for those who are interested in legacy Apple. But only for those interested in legacy Apple, for your average Joe just wanting an iPad for school or work, then it's not really a good recommendation.

[chilly bear]

why is everyone saying this ? 😅

sorry i'm new here

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

Everything is overpriced in canada

[untold helm]

@dense valve did the apple wiki break for u

[velvet zenith]

If they do the smallest bit of research theyll know not to buy it anyways

[arctic field]

canada is overpriced in Everything

[desert cairn]

genius

[untold helm]

@simple drift its finally gone

[arctic field]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK

SHIT

https://tenor.com/view/destroying-door-gif-7336940

GUYS

ITS THE FRENCH

THEY ARE TO BLAME

[untold helm]

the backup site is down

[arctic field]

Minerva?

[untold helm]

yes

it might have crashed

[muted shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic field]

o7

[untold helm]

maxine why didn't u buy and seed all 488tb or whatever

[muted shuttle]

Because i dont have 488tb

[untold helm]

buy

[arctic field]

Here i heard coxson was making https://coin.jkcoxson.com/ crypto not scam coin

Our only way

[exotic thistle]

nah wtf was that

[arctic field]

Das crazy

Lets go he finally quit

[exotic thistle]

as he should

now whats aarons email

asking for a friend

[arctic field]

[e-mail]

Sick domain honestly

[exotic thistle]

perfect

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle https://minerva-archive.org/memorial/

send a thanks

[muted shuttle]

i spammed it

[arctic field]

Hehehe

[untold helm]

worst april fools istg

[desert cairn]

so wheres myrient 2

[arctic field]

True

Instead of implementing QUIC support this is what bro did😭

[untold helm]

dms

[arctic field]

Me too

But i think i know what you’ll send

[untold helm]

mods piracy

[arctic field]

What???

[alpine spoke]

Can't wait for iOS 26 Jailbreak tomorrow

[untold helm]

@hollow chasm

[thick tapir]

🇮🇱

[chilly bear]

why that flag ?

[vocal plinth]

Cause the popular theory is that Israel killed him

[fervent dove]

Rule 11 - Politics

Politics of any kind are not allowed in the server. If you want to discuss it, move to DMs or another server.

This includes but is not limited to: sexism, racism, anti-semitism, Islamaphobia, homophobia, etc..., and of course politics in general.

[chilly bear]

israel is a country, it can't kill

[arctic field]

No politica

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[thick tapir]

mossad

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[thick tapir]

what

[arctic field]

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

[vocal plinth]

More like a death cult than a country imo

[arctic field]

Bruh i can’t

@spark gale help

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCaqF4t/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

M1R0 (@bmw_lover007)

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fxTikTok · Feb 26, 2026, 6:16 PM

[teal bramble]

@coarse ginkgo

[chilly bear]

sounds a bit weird

[arctic field]

Ew why

What did i deserve

To hear this

[teal bramble]

its pops and bangs

[arctic field]

Browsing general in 3am is the new lobotomy

[vocal plinth]

Browsing general anytime is a good way to get lobotomize

[arctic field]

You don’t say

[polar python]

you’re a disgusting individual

[vocal plinth]

Always has been it is acatto

[teal bramble]

What ??

Its js pops and bangs whars wrong bruh

[polar python]

go fix foid ai

[desert cairn]

javascript

[arctic field]

Only if you had perms

[teal bramble]

yes ma’am

[arctic field]

Ughhh only if you had perms

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[chilly bear]

no

https://open.spotify.com/track/3BuLlji2QpVaaVRMURHiah

“the rain in spain falls mainly in the plain”

[arctic field]

I ain’t readin allat

[teal bramble]

Empire State of Mind

[vocal plinth]

Runs offs npm

https://tenor.com/view/yuck-eww-gross-disgusting-stink-gif-5436029

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Fix foid ai

[polar python]

@teal bramble Fix foid ai

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle Fix yourself

[muted shuttle]

i'm already perfect

[arctic field]

Someone called me?

[vocal plinth]

Lies

[untold helm]

its thinking

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle do u use openemu

[muted shuttle]

No

[untold helm]

is automator the best way to add roms to launchpad or is there a better solution

[muted shuttle]

Idk man i don't do stuff like that

[teal bramble]

dms

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[untold helm]

u dont emulate shit on your $5493653489634896 macbook?

[coral fog]

help

[chilly bear]

at least ur not below 67

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[copper tendon]

does anyone know what app these menu bar icons are from?

[vocal plinth]

toolbar menu or something like that for macOS

[jaunty garnet]

just use stats

[vocal plinth]

pay for your mullvad sub first

[jaunty garnet]

i have 29 days on it

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/firlows/status/2038949308142112790

Fir (@Firlows)

kids at school when they learn about the bios

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[muted shuttle]

i got ice cream

i can't stop winning

[desert cairn]

ok

[ornate latch]

ok

[chilly bear]

me

[thick tapir]

i got below 100 and it gave me a number wtf

[chilly bear]

@half compass https://girlcockx.com/odbytpsa/status/2038658215030755698?s=46

kubuSS#byczke (@odbytpsa)

This is what 5000 hours of Minecraft looks like...

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[vocal plinth]

def tree fiddy plus

[desert cairn]

tree fiddy

[muted shuttle]

idk how expensive it was

[autumn pendant]

Is this in b/w or am I insane

[muted shuttle]

it's ben and jerry's

peak ice cream

[desert cairn]

i think hes talking about your weight

[muted shuttle]

..

[desert cairn]

lmao

[vocal plinth]

.

[desert cairn]

the disappointment

[chilly bear]

you might be crazy...

[jaunty garnet]

this is black and white

[chilly bear]

https://fixupx.com/notsu311406/status/2038949427377995796?s=46

Notsu (@Notsu311406)

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[dense valve]

No

[untold helm]

It was fixed already

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith How am I supposed to respond to a girl I haven't seen in 3 years who sent me a snap after I added her back today

[untold helm]

It was just weirdly down for me for like 3 mins

[muted shuttle]

You dont

[dense valve]

Wdym

[muted shuttle]

Why are you asking shadow he doesnt talk to girls

[untold helm]

Start a snap streak

Idk

[dense valve]

No

I don't wanna leave her on read

[dense valve]

idk

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith How am I supposed to respond to a girl I haven't seen in 3 years who sent me a snap after I added her back today

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith How am I supposed to respond to a girl I haven't seen in 3 years who sent me a snap after I added her back today

[polar python]

DTF Shawty? 😃

[muted shuttle]

DTF Shawty? 😃

[dense valve]

What's DTF

[muted shuttle]

Down to fortnite

[polar python]

Ask grok

[dense valve]

It told me "Damp towel farting"

[muted shuttle]

???

[polar python]

Yeah

[dense valve]

I swear

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1481421373212725268/twitter_2031825235222409283.gif

[desert cairn]

Dude thinks shadow would know out of everyone

😂

[dense valve]

What is my grok on

[desert cairn]

yeah true grok

its right

[dense valve]

Oh ok

[muted shuttle]

@gusty hedge How am I supposed to respond to a boy I haven't seen in 3 years who sent me a snap after I added him back today

Ohhh fuck

Wrong one

[dense valve]

Stupid

[muted shuttle]

@fervent dove

Hey

@fervent dove How am I supposed to respond to a boy I haven't seen in 3 years who sent me a snap after I added him back today

[dense valve]

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Its untested but it builds

👍

[dense valve]

ok i said hi

[muted shuttle]

L rizz

[velvet zenith]

yeah lowk shes right

[desert cairn]

foids are worth no time

dont bother

[velvet zenith]

yeah lowk shes right too

[desert cairn]

blah blah blah

[polar python]

Smartest xai model

[velvet zenith]

[e-mail]

[muted shuttle]

Radiohead - Foid

[dense valve]

As if you have any

[muted shuttle]

Im a foid

[chilly bear]

did u add "lol" after

[dense valve]

No

[chilly bear]

failed

[desert cairn]

say U the real snapchat

[dense valve]

she has 200k snap score it's over

[muted shuttle]

Well im not trying to get a bf right now

So

[dense valve]

yeah

Lock in

[muted shuttle]

Idk what boy would actually like me

[desert cairn]

they all know that foids are worth 0 time

[chilly bear]

@rich dune @half compass https://girlcockx.com/ffmpeg/status/2039115531744334180?s=46

FFmpeg (@FFmpeg)

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀
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girlcockx · Mar 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

[chilly bear]

@dense valve does

[desert cairn]

@dense valve does

[dense valve]

@dense valve does

[velvet zenith]

Not

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith Your $8.69 payout for Joseph Steckler is on the way

[muted shuttle]

What

[desert cairn]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith Your $8.69 payout for Joseph Steckler is on the way

[polar python]

WHy r u getting that

Thats mine

[velvet zenith]

The remainder of the sentence is completed by the reader as an exercise.

[desert cairn]

yeah because you know about exercise

[velvet zenith]

My rings are almost closed

Just gotta jerk it rq

[dense valve]

False

?

[muted shuttle]

Doesnt work

[dense valve]

gooner

[desert cairn]

we dont jerk it anymore here

[muted shuttle]

Wdym.

[desert cairn]

youre not tapped in

foids are worth 0 time

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[dense valve]

@it ?

What even is a good

good

[desert cairn]

good

[dense valve]

foiddd

[velvet zenith]

Just finished jerking it

[muted shuttle]

?

That fast ?

[dense valve]

Foid

[muted shuttle]

Bro

What a freak

[velvet zenith]

i finished

[muted shuttle]

U a freak

[desert cairn]

🔨

why is ur backgroun black

[velvet zenith]

Fix it

[dense valve]

🔨

[muted shuttle]

Doing work. 🔨

[desert cairn]

my notifications are not silenced

[muted shuttle]

Press notify anyway

[velvet zenith]

Easier on the eyes

[muted shuttle]

Btw can i have Nocturne.mobileprovision

[desert cairn]

i got his notification twice because he pressed it

[velvet zenith]

Its expired

[muted shuttle]

I'll set my date and time back

[velvet zenith]

That mobileprovision is expired

[desert cairn]

I'll set my date and time back

[velvet zenith]

Hows that gonna help

[muted shuttle]

Make it not expired

Duh

[velvet zenith]

Its revoked

[dense valve]

Does it still show this if you are on a custom focus

Or is it just NDD

[velvet zenith]

Idk

[muted shuttle]

Dns method bro

[dense valve]

DND*

[dense valve]

!t dns

[fervent dove]

Hey @muted shuttle, have a look at this!

[desert cairn]

focuses are useless except for dnd and sleep

[muted shuttle]

Driving focus

[dense valve]

Bro.

[desert cairn]

useless

[muted shuttle]

I dont want my fuckin carplay to have Discord showing up

[desert cairn]

ok so turn it off

[muted shuttle]

If you need me while im driving there is imessage

[velvet zenith]

turn it off

[dense valve]

School

[velvet zenith]

Moron

[muted shuttle]

Useless

Who tf uses school focus

[desert cairn]

dnd

[muted shuttle]

Just use dnd when you really need it

[dense valve]

Me

[velvet zenith]

I lowkey hate the notifications in carplay theres no easy way to dismiss them

[dense valve]

No because you can bypass dns

[desert cairn]

they just go away bro

[dense valve]

dnd*

[muted shuttle]

The only notifs i allow through carplay are imessages from my parents and shit

[desert cairn]

why would you be dismissing notifications while driving

[muted shuttle]

GIR
APP
— 9:14 PM
The application did not respond

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Im trying to look at my fuckin map and not have 1/3rd of my screen covered by your notification telling me about the workout i did

@limber temple Hi

[limber temple]

You’re a disgusting individual

[desert cairn]

why are you working out in the car

[velvet zenith]

I walk down the hill

And then i stop the workout when i get in the car

Moron

[desert cairn]

ok so do it faster

[velvet zenith]

??

[desert cairn]

walk and end the workout faster

[velvet zenith]

Do what faster bro

[limber temple]

One time i jerked it so hard my apple watch asked me if i wanted to start an elliptical workout

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Hi

[dense valve]

?

[limber temple]

Hello

[muted shuttle]

Nevermind

I take back my hi

Freak

[limber temple]

Sry

[desert cairn]

is this real or nah

[velvet zenith]

I believe it

[desert cairn]

u prolly gotta use the hand your watch is on for that

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn When will we get access to claude capybara

[desert cairn]

never

itll be useless anyway

[velvet zenith]

What hand are you

[desert cairn]

all of them

[dense valve]

Freak

[velvet zenith]

based

[dense valve]

Left hand useless as shit

[desert cairn]

im done w claude bro

it froze again

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble

[dense valve]

just use qwen aliexpress ai

[muted shuttle]

Foid ai down

[dense valve]

Trust

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn /Volumes/storage/nocturned-private/nocturne-app/Sources/Nocturne/Services/Communication/NocturneManager.swift:152:61 'self' used before 'super.init' call

[desert cairn]

do u think WE are poor

[vocal plinth]

wtf that is hella expensive that shit needs to be free

[dense valve]

Maybe

[velvet zenith]

Yes we know you are poor

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[vocal plinth]

kill the cat

[desert cairn]

im going to start using gpt 5.4 and kimi k2.5

#rapeanthropic

[velvet zenith]

no youre not

Youre not cheating on claude

[desert cairn]

hes practically cheating on me

[dense valve]

claude delete var for cheating

[desert cairn]

i've had to manually interrupt and say continue 6 times because their api is garbage

and then it just says

Overloaded

[vocal plinth]

claude's code was leaked just make your own claude and don't pay

[velvet zenith]

He shows you his butthole on the site and this is what u say about him

[dense valve]

?

[desert cairn]

i dont care about his butthole

[polar python]

i do

[limber temple]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn

[desert cairn]

grow your instagram overnight

[dense valve]

Snipe

[polar python]

keto;snipe

[desert cairn]

keto;sudo snipe

[fervent dove]

Maxine deleted a message

Sorry

Message ID: 1488724304530247783 · Apr 1, 2026, 2:18 AM

[dense valve]

Someone snipe

[polar python]

Wow it worked thanks keto

[desert cairn]

xcode cannot launch nocturne on iphon ebecause the device is locked

[dense valve]

Hi get the message above from logs

[muted shuttle]

No

Cant

Sorry

[desert cairn]

what should i do with keto for april fools day

[muted shuttle]

Delete it

God im tired

I gotta shower

[autumn lodge]

Nooo rec room shutting down

[muted shuttle]

Good

[dense valve]

Do you get a notification on your apple watch to trust your mac everytime you open xcode or is that just me

[desert cairn]

Do you get a notification on your apple watch to trust your mac everytime you open xcode or is that just me

no

[muted shuttle]

Do you get a notification on your apple watch to trust your mac everytime you open xcode or is that just me

[desert cairn]

it did once

[velvet zenith]

yes

[vocal plinth]

make keto the owner of the repo

[dense valve]

Ok thought it was just me

[velvet zenith]

happens like 10-20 minutes later cause its stupid

[dense valve]

that's good to know

same

i press don't trust like 50x

ok gn

[teal bramble]

Overloaded

[muted shuttle]

bnuy

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Whats our longest xcode cloud build been

[drifting prairie]

Guys ngl, this sounds kinda crazy, but y’all know darkswords source was leaked right? This could genuinely be a path to jail breaking iOS 18 and older 26 builds, js a thought

[velvet zenith]

Guys ngl, this sounds kinda crazy, but y’all know darkswords source was leaked right? This could genuinely be a path to jail breaking iOS 18 and older 26 builds, js a thought

[muted shuttle]

Guys ngl, this sounds kinda crazy, but y’all know darkswords source was leaked right? This could genuinely be a path to jail breaking iOS 18 and older 26 builds, js a thought

[drifting prairie]

Bro what

Im gen confused sorry

[teal bramble]

Really?

Thank you Mr. Genius

You should get a Nobel Prize

[lusty scroll]

ⓐeveryone

[teal bramble]

ⓐeveryone

[velvet zenith]

ⓐeveryone voidai down

[drifting prairie]

Bro im sorry I wasn’t reading holy 😭

[lusty scroll]

(a)everyone

[drifting prairie]

I js joined this without reading anything abt the sub

Lemme check

[lusty scroll]

Bro when I did @ I got muted for 6 days

[velvet zenith]

@everyone

[limber temple]

Does anyone want instagram followers

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Yesss

[lusty scroll]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok i gotta shower

Bye chat

[lusty scroll]

Member pro & member plus 🥀

[polar python]

good maxine is gone

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Give me instagam followers

Bye

[polar python]

hello everyone

[limber temple]

Dm me for followers 500 for $1.99 promo 💔 Limited time

[drifting prairie]

Prob first shower in decades btw 💔

[lusty scroll]

I showered first I’m better than u

Haha

[drifting prairie]

I was just genuinely trying to be helpful tho no need to be rude abt it, I dropped in here without reading anything on the sub tho tho

[velvet zenith]

🆗

[umbral tartan]

@muted shuttle am I allowed to talk about the thing I'm talking about in #legacy

The website they had issues with, and the tool I linked

[umbral tartan]

iOS 26 Virtualized iPhone jailbreak? https://github.com/Lakr233/vphone-cli

[proper flare]

Hey. are there any tutorials on how to jb my device, i have an iphone 8 with 16.7.12

[teal bramble]

i'm kidding aswell

you need sptm/txm bypass for a jailbreak on those versions

[untold helm]

ok twink

[teal bramble]

Give it to me

[versed sun]

When did discord remove the plus for adding channels

[lusty scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/brandy-nitty-gif-12522106852184097703

[chilly bear]

it's an april fools joke silly !

[lyric sandal]

whoa

[manic tulip]

Who the fuck truekirk’d me

[umbral tartan]

Hydrate

[drifting prairie]

sorry im new to this what is a sptm/txm bypass?

[teal bramble]

!t pacppl

[fervent dove]

pacppl

PAC/PPL bypasses

Back in iOS 14 and below, you could jailbreak with just a kernel exploit. However, in iOS 15, Apple introduced new mitigations that meant for A12+ devices, you need more than one exploit for a jailbreak.

Kernel exploit
A kernel exploit allows you to read and write to kernel memory. On A11 and below, this is enough to become root, unsandbox yourself, and have a full jailbreak. On A12+ (for reasons mentioned further down) since iOS 15, a kernel exploit only gives you limited abilities. Examples include temporarily overwriting system files and partially unsandboxing yourself (e.g. for installing TrollStore).

PPL bypass
PPL (page protection layer) is a system that ensures that you can’t write to important data structures with just kernel memory read and write. In iOS 15.2, Apple put the ucred structure behind PPL, which stores information about a process’s privilege level, sandbox and entitlements. Thus, you need a PPL bypass in order to have a jailbreak, as you need to be able to unsandbox yourself and gain root privileges.

PAC bypass
PAC (pointer authentication code) is a system in which pointers (which are ‘addresses’ to areas of memory) are cryptographically signed, meaning that you can’t manually overwrite pointer values because the system can tell if a pointer has been tampered with. Its job is to ensure that everything is executed in the order that it was intended to be, and that an attacker can’t arbitrarily call a function in the kernel for their advantage. With a PAC bypass, you can get around this requirement, and can (for example) call an arbitrary kernel function (also known as the ability to kcall). While a PAC bypass is not required, a lot of PPL bypasses require kcall to be exploited, and thus need a PAC bypass.

SPTM/TXM
With the release of iOS 17, PPL was completely replaced on A15+ devices, as well as on M4 iPads. SPTM (secure page table monitor) and TXM (trusted execution monitor) are two new components which, together, provide a stronger replacement for PPL. SPTM will most likely require a bypass for jailbreaks, and for TXM it’s currently unclear as to whether this needs a bypass. It’s important to note that A12-A14 and M1/M2 devices still have PPL in iOS 17, however, M2 has SPTM in iOS 18.

It’s important to note that both PAC and PPL were introduced in A12, hence why A11 and below require just a kernel exploit to jailbreak.

Added by mastermike88 | Used 224 times · Dec 11, 2023, 7:42 AM

[teal bramble]

this

[drifting prairie]

im assuming privilege escalation? because thats legitimately the hardest part and it wasnt included in the repo

ooh let me read

[umbral tartan]

Is that why the XR never got checkra1n or does the A12 not have a bootrom exploit?

I had seen someone had something working at some point but that was years ago, and there's still nothing

[muted shuttle]

Showered last night

[muted shuttle]

Looks fine to me

[lyric sandal]

A12 needs a new memory leak

[muted shuttle]

Ok buddy when’s the last time you showered

[lyric sandal]

cause the old one got patched

[drifting prairie]

oh yeah thats interesting to read abt lol

[manic tulip]

Approximately 8 hours ago

[drifting prairie]

good shi

[muted shuttle]

Ewwww stinky

[limber temple]

dm me how many you want

[manic tulip]

Next shower: eta 5 hours because work

[lyric sandal]

yo

[teal bramble]

Oh ur fr

Do u do bulk.

[umbral tartan]

I wonder how M1 and such will be supported. I feel like the Instruction set might end up being a factor to limit updates

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I wonder how M1 and such will be supported. I feel like the Instruction set might end up being a factor to limit updates

[ornate latch]

Now ask shadow the same question

no particular reason why

[umbral tartan]

The M4 is the first ARMv9 M series chip

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @manic tulip Rule 1 breaking content

[lyric sandal]

honestly don’t expect much to happen for a long time

[velvet zenith]

Hes only saying this because im indian

[ornate latch]

No proof

[velvet zenith]

Unfortunate for him i do shower

[velvet imp]

?

[lyric sandal]

these things are now really hard to break open with multiple mitigation techniques

[ornate latch]

U dont fit in ur bathroom

[teal bramble]

im crying

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Im waiting for my insta gram followers

[lyric sandal]

man

of course he’s joking but who would actually buy followers

seems lame

[muted shuttle]

I can buy friends with money

Duh

[lyric sandal]

man

this sucks

[muted shuttle]

I wasn’t serious sorry

[lyric sandal]

well

it’s okay

i just, i don’t know if i lost my shit

or if things are okay??

but anyway

[polar python]

april fools ahh announcement

stfu aaron

[worthy quail]

rare ios update??????

[true plover]

[turbid dust]

epic ios update

legendary ios update

mythical ios update

[true plover]

iOS 18 rare

[exotic thistle]

@spark gale nice april fools joke

[coral fog]

april fools moment

[true plover]

I perfer medium rare

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Is this real I can’t tell

[primal spindle]

well done

[coral fog]

what does it tommorow

[spark gale]

Real

[shut shell]

omg omg

[muted shuttle]

Ok thx

[lusty scroll]

Is the announcement real

[shut shell]

it’s happening

[true plover]

[rotund glade]

I know you would never fool us

[jaunty garnet]

nothing is real

[smoky anvil]

I appreciate the insight but folk can we not ping every day for iOS updates

[foggy lion]

bro REALLY hates april fools

[lyric sandal]

damn you aaron

[shut shell]

the real one

[supple gazelle]

We cooked?

[polar python]

Why does ts guy have insider insight into ios updates

[winged cedar]

It’s not april fools for any American yet

[jaunty garnet]

its important

[lyric sandal]

oh well i didn’t even get the notification

[primal spindle]

t

[spark gale]

https://www.wired.com/story/apple-will-push-out-rare-backported-patches-to-protect-ios-18-users-from-darksword-hacking-tool/

[dense zinc]

He put two A's in his name just for april first he's clearly lying

[supple gazelle]

No dead ass

[smoky anvil]

How important man

[dense zinc]

don't trust him

[primal spindle]

Oh

[shut shell]

i’m real

[jaunty garnet]

very.

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[smoky anvil]

Have you ever done form validation in css?

It’s my first time

[livid wraith]

THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[true plover]

[jaunty garnet]

no

[shut shell]

can’t wait

[smoky anvil]

I wish I could move all my js logic to css

[worthy quail]

interesting

[muted shuttle]

I love iOS 18.7.1

[smoky anvil]

JavaScript so shit

[vast scarab]

it wont be available as an ipsw right

[digital sable]

@spark gale are they doing ios 15 too?

[dense zinc]

does darksword affect 18.2

it does not right

[shut shell]

wait.. it’s real?

[vast scarab]

18.4 and up

[smoky anvil]

Guys what’s dark sword

[vast scarab]

i think

[digital sable]

does darksword affect 15.1

[exotic thistle]

kernel exploit

[vast scarab]

coruna does i think

[digital sable]

tf is coruna

[smoky anvil]

For wat

[dense zinc]

corona virus

[vast scarab]

another exploit

[exotic thistle]

kernel exploit

[digital sable]

is ios gonna drop ios 15.1.2?

[shut shell]

joe what are you doing here

[vast scarab]

DarkSword is for 18.4+ and Coruna is 13.0 up to 17.2.1

[exotic thistle]

its upto like 18.4

[dense zinc]

joe bidet

[smoky anvil]

Tethered?

[gilded rapids]

I added a curtain wtf my room looks different

[exotic thistle]

untethered

[dense zinc]

should i be worried about coruna like people are about darksword or is it not as much of a worry

[muted shuttle]

Thats what happens when you change things yeah

[livid wraith]

iOS 18 Public Beta doesn’t show anything though

[covert blade]

please apple developer misclick and sign ios 17.0 again 💀😭

[vast scarab]

Coruna was patched in 15.8.7 i think

[dense zinc]

why are you the biden blast

[smoky anvil]

Frfr?

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Can you merge my changes for the r/jailbreak flair bot thing

Thx

[slim nova]

since when were you back

[smoky anvil]

I wish I could jailbreak my iPhone 12 Pro Max
Or at least downgrade it because iOS 26 is doing it no good

[dense zinc]

i talk a lil bit

like once or twice a day

if there's something interesting

[cinder birch]

how to do that

[broken sigil]

You don’t

[smoky anvil]

Who you askin twin

[cinder birch]

every1

[chilly bear]

am i interesting?

[smoky anvil]

Did you ask Barack Obama twin

[cinder birch]

got it

[chilly bear]

[cinder birch]

everyone

[dense zinc]

maybe

[teal bramble]

@spark gale how do u know

?

[autumn pendant]

Send me the server this is in PLEASE

[slim nova]

i thought you were banned from here 😭

[delicate berry]

Hi everyone, does btc mouse and trackpad tweak work on jailbroken ios 9.3.5 or should I downgrade to ios 8?

[smoky anvil]

Even Van Gogh?

[dense zinc]

you said that before too

[chilly bear]

revenge client

[dense zinc]

why would i be banned 😭

[chilly bear]

you know why

[fervent dove]

@spark gale's timezone is America/New_York 🇺🇸
It is currently 11:05 PM EDT

[autumn pendant]

Can I get an invite :3p

[dense zinc]

oh actually i did get banned not too long ago but unbanned right after

[slim nova]

Can I get an invite :3c

[smoky anvil]

This server has a lot of people talking

[dense zinc]

september

[cinder birch]

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Provider is overloaded

[dense zinc]

i'm a good boy i don't break the rules

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Provider is overloaded

[mossy leaf]

can you make a jailbreak.me with whatever darksword uses that would be tough

[autumn pendant]

Good boy

[smoky anvil]

Twin Grown ass man talking about good boy twin what’s going on on man

[dense zinc]

i'm a child

[autumn pendant]

Twin what the fuck twin

[muted shuttle]

i'm a good girl i don't break the rules

[wicked carbon]

W Apple updates

[autumn pendant]

Good girl

[smoky anvil]

Get out of here laddie discord is full of pedophiles and other folk

[smoky anvil]

Twin watch your language in front of the kid

[cinder birch]

so meow for daddy

[muted shuttle]

??

[autumn pendant]

??????

[charred ridge]

Crazy

[odd wave]

wtf

[chilly bear]

you're such a good boy~

[smoky anvil]

wtf is going on in this server man

[autumn pendant]

Twin I’m younger than him

[cinder birch]

😂🤣🤣

[charred ridge]

Chaos

[odd wave]

ikr

[smoky anvil]

How old are you then

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[open zodiac]

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[cinder birch]

nyaahh~~

[hasty jungle]

little 12 year old jaidan action wow

[chilly bear]

no.

[slim nova]

@dense zinc did you see my aquarium

[hasty jungle]

deadass was a whole 12 years old

[smoky anvil]

Dude man

[autumn pendant]

15

[cinder birch]

why… no.. uh.. nott~

[covert blade]

i broke my updates and forgot how to unbreak it

[dense zinc]

olm pc :D

[velvet zenith]

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[covert blade]

LOL

[dense zinc]

i saw

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[charred ridge]

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[smoky anvil]

Grown ass bloke stuttering over discord

[slim nova]

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[autumn pendant]

Holy shit, an iOS 18 update in April 2026 FOR 26 DEVICES?? This is very rare and unprecedented, proves how serious this whole situation is. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get updates for iOS 15.8.8, 16.7.16, 17.7.11 as well.

I might have to bust out my iPhone 16 on 18.7.3 and 16 Pro on 18.6.2 for this…

And don’t be surprised if unpatched iOS 18 gets those “Critical Software Update Needed” notifications that have been appearing on iOS 13-17 lately

[odd wave]

what

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Deal with this chat flood

[cinder birch]

how old is a fifth grader?

[smoky anvil]

Fuckass server fr folk

[open zodiac]

bruh why are people flooding my message…

[smoky anvil]

Kid are you a fifth grader dude what the hell man

[odd wave]

what is even happening

[slim nova]

Please swap your m5 max with an intel chip

[cinder birch]

how old are you?