general

[teal bramble]

im confused

[dense valve]

Me too

[teal bramble]

wouldnt this filter every image

[dense valve]

No

[teal bramble]

how

[dense valve]

let me ask chatgpt

i hate regex

[untold helm]

I have the urge to send the aaron havoc casino images but I fear nooka will accidentally ban me

[teal bramble]

Ohhhhh

i get it

[alpine chasm]

RegEx was designed for chatgpt fr

No one understands that

[dense valve]

@teal bramble

tried that with the new "image.png" ones that do that 4 times but it didn't work for some reason

either that or i didn't test it properly

[teal bramble]

i do

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[teal bramble]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Nice lie buddy

[crisp saffron]

you mean the attachment ones

[untold helm]

The gir source code has every single slur

[velvet zenith]

Nobody understands regex

[crisp saffron]

yeah it doesn’t run on attachments

[dense valve]

wait

no

let me find a ss

[teal bramble]

Send me a regex and ill probably understand it

❤️

[alpine chasm]

Runs on links

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

(?i)(https?://(www.)?(media|cdn).discordapp.(net|com)/attachments/\d+/\d+/(\d|image\d?).(jpe?g|png|webp|webp|heic|avif)[^\s]*(\s+|$)){2,}

[dense valve]

ok i can't find an example

but it wasn't the attachment ones

[velvet zenith]

@polar python [✓] Skip export nocturne-app to ./.build/skip-export (349.43s)
[✓] Skip 1.7.0 export succeeded in 349.46s

[dense valve]

i think

[velvet zenith]

Can i buy your mac

[dense valve]

idk

[simple drift]

i thought it was 3 or 4

procurs.us knows about stikdebug eta actually

bot is wrong

[polar python]

Hey i dont rlly care btw

[velvet zenith]

Let me buy your mac

[desert cairn]

$67

[alpine chasm]

stkc is omnifin dead? It disappeared lol

[polar python]

fym it dissapeared bro

[alpine chasm]

Nowhere to be found in my testflight

[velvet zenith]

Yes jellyfin sucks theyre all moving to plex

[untold helm]

What is the Russian characters here

[polar python]

Ok cool

Thanks

Apple

[alpine chasm]

lol

Hasn’t been 90 days yet

How

[untold helm]

Like are all Russian characters banned here

[polar python]

Lowkey idk where the source is

[alpine chasm]

Lmfao

[polar python]

oh found it

[alpine chasm]

Why did it expire if its been like 2 weeks tho

[polar python]

Bc apple sucks

testflight is shit

it does this

[chilly bear]

these shaders suck.

[untold helm]

@crisp saffron request for new gir, change it where it won’t share every damn thing on apple db for the canijailbreak command

[alpine chasm]

So dark

[dense valve]

О

[alpine chasm]

@crisp saffron more important than this, allow us to see the list of raid phrases smh

[dense valve]

it's not all filtered

[polar python]

we are replacing rjb geniuses with claude + a tool to access appledb

[dense valve]

was thinking about firguring out how to add this a bit ago

[alpine chasm]

Finally

[dense valve]

!t ai

[fervent dove]

Hey @polar python, have a look at this!

ai

AI is considered a unreliable source of information and should not be used to obtain any jailbreaking advice. This is because some AI models are trained on data that is either outdated and no longer relevant, or is not explicitly trained on iOS jailbreaking. As a result, AI can often "hallucinate" or state something that isn't true. If you would like to jailbreak or get support with one, you may use the buttons below or ask in https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/688122301975363591

Added by bradleytechman | Used 56 times · Sep 6, 2025, 11:51 PM

[alpine chasm]

Stfu

[dense valve]

Ok

[polar python]

unreliable source
uses appledb

[alpine chasm]

I meant gir but ok

[polar python]

This is ur genius btw

[alpine chasm]

Time to come back

[untold helm]

why isn’t the list of scam jailbreak URLs baked into girs source, I want my Cydia 2 urls

[viral epoch]

why dont i have image permissions

[polar python]

my ai gir clone realized ppl keep forgetting to do !t and decided to just start answering by itself

[ornate latch]

Testicles

[polar python]

Testicles

[dense valve]

How to jailbrak my unreleased ipad?
Hi! According to AppleDB, you can currently use the Dopamine jailbreak to jailbreak your unreleased iPad.

[viral epoch]

when zebra 2

[dense valve]

to prevent scams

it's only this channel

[untold helm]

Crypto casino

[polar python]

omnifin eta in like 5m

[viral epoch]

but why would i post yuri in #jailbreak

[dense valve]

?

[untold helm]

@lusty briar hi

[jaunty garnet]

so that’s why the scam bots avoid general?

interesting.

[alpine chasm]

#general is now pay to win! 2026 brought you paid services. You gotta pay up to upload images! Boost the server to gain these revolutionary benefits or grind like a peasant to earn the Member Plus role to send your cat pictures!

[jaunty garnet]

i will find a workaround for my wang chuanfu bots.

[untold helm]

wait developer roles can post piracy shot in #development ????

[viral epoch]

but i want to post anime lesbians NOW

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith Yo they got ur alt

[jaunty garnet]

@velvet zenith Yo they got ur alt

[alpine chasm]

Pay up

[polar python]

omnifin is broken bc asc backend is held together w tape and glue

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith Yo they got ur alt

[velvet zenith]

@narrow crown

[viral epoch]

@velvet zenith Yo they got ur alt

[desert cairn]

2x100w 3x65w

@velvet zenith

[alpine chasm]

Asc backend?

[desert cairn]

Forgot to ping shadow

[velvet zenith]

app store connect

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet get dev role so you can post your favorite repo in #development

[polar python]

app store connect

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Hi shadow !

[alpine chasm]

Ah

[velvet zenith]

App store connect is so ass

[polar python]

idk the issue but this happened to omni like 3 times i have to email apple and wait a week for them to fix it

[viral epoch]

hi the hedgehog

[velvet zenith]

U forgot to increment the build

[polar python]

i did

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith LMFAO 😂😂

[polar python]

{
"errors" : [ {
"id" : "5d760fe7-bd1b-4e04-b341-9e08d4e4b744",
"status" : "422",
"code" : "ENTITY_UNPROCESSABLE.BETA_CONTRACT_MISSING",
"title" : "Beta contract is missing for the app.",
"detail" : "Beta Contract is missing."
} ]
}

it just

Breaks

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn ● I see the issue. The sendOtp function uses signInWith(OTP) which is for passwordless sign-in, not for resending signup confirmation. Let me fix the SupabaseService:

[polar python]

And only apple can fix it

[narrow crown]

did someone say yuri

[desert cairn]

I fw Gemini rn he's understanding my question

[velvet zenith]

Hey dominic frye ip address 100.

[untold helm]

🛑

[desert cairn]

Hey

[ornate latch]

Woah dox

[velvet zenith]

Why did you allow claude to do this

[desert cairn]

1 more octet and it's practically a dox

[velvet zenith]

As if u havent said where u live already

[desert cairn]

Not here

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-pumpkin-revolver-44magnum-gif-9991224

@desert cairn Do u see it

[polar python]

new york

67

[lusty briar]

hi

[simple drift]

jew york

[desert cairn]

67

[ornate latch]

Ok

[simple drift]

@wary badge deathcon

[simple drift]

wrong server

[viral epoch]

supra mayro

[simple drift]

but jef ping worthy anyway

[viral epoch]

idk who jef is but fuck him

[viral epoch]

i dont get it

[narrow crown]

u are right to say this

[glacial valve]

fr

[viral epoch]

are they carving the data away??

[simple drift]

minors dni

[dense valve]

No it's for data extraction

They put the metal filings together

To see the bits

Trust

[dry monolith]

@simple drift happy birthday

i think

right

[chilly bear]

@simple drift can i tap

[dense valve]

? what

[dry monolith]

my laptop is lagging so hard

thermal throttling

[viral epoch]

wrong oing

[dry monolith]

oh my god

[dense valve]

im not in british timezone

[simple drift]

yes

thank you

[simple drift]

bro what

[viral epoch]

eww british timezone

[simple drift]

what

[untold helm]

Does Lrc stand for Lightroom Crap

[narrow crown]

hbd kate!!

[thick tapir]

wtf i did not read throttling

[simple drift]

guess what buddy

[dense valve]

LightRoom Classic

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 12:02 AM GMT

[simple drift]

i am BRITISH.

[chilly bear]

turning 18 must really suck

[viral epoch]

EEEWWW

[narrow crown]

turning 18 is awesome wdym

[simple drift]

no.

[chilly bear]

but like

[simple drift]

i can LEGALLY purchase cigarettes and alcohol now.

[chilly bear]

u can't get ur parents to do everything for you

[dry monolith]

light room classic

[narrow crown]

yes u can if u guilt them

besides i can do shit on my own

im grown

[chilly bear]

im gonna have to go through the airport stuff by myself

[simple drift]

they never fucking do anyway

[dry monolith]

my laptop is so hot it feels radioactive

i shouldve done this on my rig

[chilly bear]

theyre gonna label me as a terrorist

[simple drift]

ive been paying for my own haircuts for 2 years

[untold helm]

Wtf the fake jailbreak and bypass list in the contributors section leads to a 504

[iron zinc]

smh

[untold helm]

How am I supposed to see every single iCloud bypass and fake jailbreak

[simple drift]

illegal

but i do anyway

so

[jaunty garnet]

imagine following laws

[simple drift]

i havent been

[jaunty garnet]

good.

[iron zinc]

good.

[chilly bear]

i've already reported you btw.

ur done bud.

[jaunty garnet]

i am joking.

[dense valve]

Moved

https://github.com/SlimShadyIAm/Anti-Scam-Json-List

[iron zinc]

I break laws daily.

in minecraft.

[jaunty garnet]

saving this

🌚

[iron zinc]

@SlimShadyIam

where is he>.1!.11!?!?1??!?

[dense valve]

<@&933753155261440051> Execute this man

[iron zinc]

erm

[lyric spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457536563893375037/1458329267514642537/togif.gif

[dense valve]

@habibipluto

[iron zinc]

why blootooth offline

[dense valve]

it always is

just so that it's not shown

[iron zinc]

invis?

cringe

[dense valve]

since the average user doesn't need to know about it

[iron zinc]

lets be transparent about our discord surveillance kthx

[untold helm]

Thanks for the iCloud bypass Bradley!

[iron zinc]

[fallen pelican]

h

[dense valve]

Not in there

[jaunty garnet]

Thanks for the iCloud bypass Bradley!

[fallen pelican]

im genuinely incredibly sad

[iron zinc]

rip

[jaunty garnet]

why

[fallen pelican]

this week was meant to be one of the best

[dense valve]

only the scam unlocker urls are in there

[fallen pelican]

and its just been shit

im not living im just survivng

[jaunty garnet]

why’s it meant to be the best

?

[fallen pelican]

and nothing is making me happy

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[fallen pelican]

refunded money, new gpu, meeting with a woman and two man

new cpu cooler too

[icy hornet]

Frutiger metro 💥💥💥

[untold helm]

Thanks for the malware Bradley!

[iron zinc]

thats mineek

you got the wrong guy

[fallen pelican]

is this a fire build

[iron zinc]

lol yes

[fallen pelican]

why must we weep

@jaunty garnet why shall we weep

[iron zinc]

they're joining you in the sadness

[dry monolith]

Infinity

[fallen pelican]

WHY ARE WE ALL WEEPING

[fallen pelican]

yeah it's a sff friendly gpu

[untold helm]

If it’s not low profile it’s not sff friendly

[fallen pelican]

no it's sff friendly

it's designed for itx builds

the s'est of ffs

FUCK YOU ALL

STOP WEEPING

WHATS WRONG WITH MY PC

[fallen pelican]

whos definition is that

[chilly bear]

look

[fallen pelican]

huh

I can't see anything

What's uo

wait

is this

ragebait

[dry monolith]

i forgot you can see iphone live activities on macos

[simple drift]

ok

[chilly bear]

Your story is uploading...

[wanton coral]

anyone knows root password for palar1n?

[fallen pelican]

is it alpine

[simple drift]

alpine probably

[chilly bear]

uh i don't

[wanton coral]

not worki ng

[fallen pelican]

what was the circle

[daring quail]

Is there any way to bypass pincode on iPhones? I got a bunch from a friend and they don't know all the pins. I want to reset them to factory

[chilly bear]

i do know the mobile password though

[wanton coral]

alpine not working

[fallen pelican]

no!

[dry monolith]

yes

[chilly bear]

it's the one you set while jailbreaking

[simple drift]

lock in then idk

[fallen pelican]

i love hewlett packard

[chilly bear]

yes! but you need to know the icloud info.

[fallen pelican]

well kinda, just reset them with itunes then log into your apple id

[daring quail]

I know neither the pin or apple ud

[fallen pelican]

yeah its joever

[simple drift]

ur cooked then

[ember barn]

ewaste then

we arent helping with icloud bypass

[daring quail]

🍳

[sacred cloud]

The Wallpaper looks soo Good

[wary badge]

Lcd soundsystem and deathcon holy based

[chilly bear]

🍳

[simple drift]

fr

[chilly bear]

so many UNCs in chat

[simple drift]

wah wah

[fallen pelican]

dude

[simple drift]

i should verify my age on discord

[fallen pelican]

im paranoid

what was the circkle

[daring quail]

They are all from work and none of the employees work there anymore. And they all used their own apple IDs lmao

[chilly bear]

nothing

don't worry yourself over it

it'll probably be fine.

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll

bestie you gotta send me TikTok videos now and use Claude

[simple drift]

WAIT I CAN GAMBLE NOW

BASED

[thick tapir]

ur broke already

[fallen pelican]

happy 18th?

or happy payday

[vital knoll]

Claude?

[velvet zenith]

if u guys have the proof of purchase for them u can get them unlocked by apple

[daring quail]

It was years ago, I'll check if we do. Alot of them just use 123456 for a pin so I've been resetting them so far. Are they not supposed to lock me out with the apple id or something

Why is only a pin required

[velvet zenith]

if you go to reset them they should be asking for apple id password to logout and disable find my/activation lock

[fallen pelican]

when you fac reset them

itll ask for aid

[simple drift]

yes

[simple drift]

well

kinda

[daring quail]

It didn't ask for the 2 11's I reset already

[simple drift]

off to http://kraken.com/

[velvet zenith]

maybe they were removed from their account already

[fallen pelican]

ctf?

[simple drift]

what

[velvet zenith]

the apple id owner can remove the device from their account themselves

[simple drift]

i just mean birthday money

[fallen pelican]

child trust fund

[simple drift]

from family

[velvet zenith]

idk bro

[simple drift]

i should put that in a savings account

[fallen pelican]

huh buh duh

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python [✓] Build project nocturne-app (67.09s)

[fallen pelican]

nationwide have some good 6.5 accounts

[daring quail]

Oh, let's hope they are all removed and I can guess the pins

[polar python]

6767 67

67

😂

[jaunty garnet]

stekc It was 67 days ago.

Role icon, Honorary Members — 4:33 PM
6767 67
67
😂

[simple drift]

im with nationwide already

[fallen pelican]

just open like 2 fixed term isas or fixed term savers

and chuck 200 a month in

and its locked for a year, 3 withdrawals allowed

[viral epoch]

im gonna fucking kill you

[polar python]

@velvet zenith

[fallen pelican]

theyre some of the best on the market

[iron zinc]

you set this fraud

[velvet zenith]

Please bro let me buy your macbook air

[viral epoch]

but im kinda not bothered so do it yourself

[polar python]

No i didnt i hit reset view

[simple drift]

and keep the rest of it where in the meantime

[fallen pelican]

filter bypass

[gusty gulch]

idk whatever the fuck stick uses tonembed

[fallen pelican]

open a mysavings?

[gusty gulch]

keto

[polar python]

idk whatever the fuck stick uses tonembed

[chilly bear]

@half compass enjoy this thumbnail

[fallen pelican]

flexone saver

[simple drift]

is that just an instant access one

[polar python]

bro called keto claude

[fallen pelican]

oh shucks

ur 18

unless you alr have one

[polar python]

mods

snioe

keto;snipe

[simple drift]

i only have a flexone

[polar python]

claude;snipe

[gusty gulch]

shut the fuck up

[simple drift]

i havent opened a savings account yet

im gonna rn

[jaunty garnet]

gemini;snipe

[desert cairn]

bro called keto claude

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[viral epoch]

pissfartai;snipe

[velvet zenith]

Wyd nebula

[simple drift]

claude;snipe

[muted shuttle]

@fervent dove Snipe

[desert cairn]

Hi!

[fallen pelican]

@simple drift you could do a lump sum isa

[velvet zenith]

LMFAO! 😂

[simple drift]

do you do finance in college or some shit

why are you a finance nerd

[viral epoch]

big boobies

[fallen pelican]

no i just fucking love money

[viral epoch]

ok Wario

[fallen pelican]

i dont have a girlfriend i just love money so much

[simple drift]

revolut havent upgraded my account to a full one but monzo has

and im closing the monzo

dumb

[fallen pelican]

uh kate

does your ctf have well over 5k

[simple drift]

no

[fallen pelican]

that youre wiulling to lock away

[simple drift]

its probably 2-3k

[fallen pelican]

o

[jaunty garnet]

can i have a dollar

[fallen pelican]

i was gonna say coop bank

but 5k min

[viral epoch]

what the fuck is a nocturne

[simple drift]

im not that wealthy bruh

[simple drift]

ai garbage

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[jaunty garnet]

get a job

[desert cairn]

the original beethoven

Role icon, Member Edition — 7:38 PM
ai garbage

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith

[jaunty garnet]

@velvet zenith

[viral epoch]

ygerushoaoiuy34yhahguyg72e890frth68t/95+

t+9pfd+R+

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith Yo im opening a checking account soon

Gonna start selling on ebay while i procrastinate on getting a job

👍

[desert cairn]

ok

[thick tapir]

how tf have you not already

[desert cairn]

yeah fr how r u 18 and have no checking

[muted shuttle]

Cause im dumb

[viral epoch]

scalp pokemon cardw

[desert cairn]

ive had a checking since i was like 14

[thick tapir]

you can open one at like 16 w/o ur parents

[simple drift]

how dont you have one what

[muted shuttle]

i've always used cash

[simple drift]

i have 3

😭

[jaunty garnet]

why

[viral epoch]

halflife 2

[velvet zenith]

how do u not have a checking account

[simple drift]

im in the process of closing one of them

[fallen pelican]

haiiiiiiiiiii :3

[muted shuttle]

Cause im a loser that's always used cash

[thick tapir]

i wanna move checking accounts so bad

[muted shuttle]

Never needed a checking account for anything

[simple drift]

but revolut for spending nationwide for money management

[muted shuttle]

But well

[fallen pelican]

but no i have a nationwide fixed rate one

[velvet zenith]

Ok well you should get a hysa too

[thick tapir]

i fucking HATE wells fargo

[muted shuttle]

I'm 18 now

Kinda need one

[fallen pelican]

but its only for u18

and i pay 200 a month in

[velvet zenith]

And put all ur money into the hysa

[viral epoch]

are you fucking stupid

[muted shuttle]

yes

[velvet zenith]

And keep like 200 in your checking

[fallen pelican]

wait

kate

i found the one

[thick tapir]

i got like 2.5k in my checking acc and like 1k in my hysa 😭

i did it backwards

[viral epoch]

shut up gir

[thick tapir]

real???

who is this whitename?

[teal bramble]

hap birth

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch bestie I found a cute pic

wanna see

[copper tendon]

Fuck cash

[wicked surge]

yes

[copper tendon]

Fuck 12

[simple drift]

ty

i wont be gambling dw

[lyric spear]

hi guys

[teal bramble]

Np

[teal bramble]

Why

u can also buy a certificate from apple now

officially

[thick tapir]

why is this a thing?

who tf is pressing windows + c to open copilot

who tf has a copilot button

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle where racism

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

Been busy a lot today

[gusty gulch]

I showed stick lmao

[simple drift]

id rather save my money thanks.

im opening a lump sum isa rn

[simple drift]

i got a free one from KRVA

filtered

[desert cairn]

did they fr filter that

[velvet zenith]

Filter what

[muted shuttle]

Filter what

Oh

[desert cairn]

its filtered i cant say it

[muted shuttle]

kravasign

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[muted shuttle]

I be looking into selling useless shit i have

[velvet zenith]

W exit scam

[muted shuttle]

Eyes...

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Sell yourself

[muted shuttle]

Nobody wants me

[velvet zenith]

Nobody would buy you anyways lowkey

[muted shuttle]

I know dumbass thats what i just said

[velvet zenith]

Youd have to pay people to take you

[desert cairn]

dude

[velvet zenith]

Its ok i saw it

[fervent dove]

nebula deleted a message

i gave my krava cert to my mom it works fine

Message ID: 1464784958584524946 · Jan 25, 2026, 12:52 AM

[desert cairn]

thx

[velvet zenith]

Shut up maxine

[muted shuttle]

Why tf your mom using a kravasign cert

[teal bramble]

what

[muted shuttle]

What she using it for

[teal bramble]

whys it

[desert cairn]

pirated game

[velvet zenith]

Based

[desert cairn]

why is that filtered

[teal bramble]

filtered

[muted shuttle]

[teal bramble]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

Lmfao

Ok

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Where do i get next years apple developer payment

[desert cairn]

filter udidreg while we're at it

[desert cairn]

What

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/boing-bounce-thingamabob-the-thingamabob-thing-gif-24819899

[fallen pelican]

yaoi!

[dense valve]

sold out to the same company owned by signoulious and other ones

[polar python]

join omni labs

[desert cairn]

join omni labs

[ashen basin]

join omni labs

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

join omni labs

[hard comet]

god i hate iterms settings

finally tried to fix all the stuff that has been annoying me for three years and i’m two hours deep and i’m not done

[iron zinc]

iterms

apple dictionary app

[hard comet]

https://iterm2.com

[velvet zenith]

Macos already has a terminal app btw

[jaunty garnet]

why

[hard comet]

does it

[iron zinc]

yeah I have this the settings are fine...?

[hard comet]

i have not kept up

[jaunty garnet]

what is the point of a 3rd party terminal on macos

[iron zinc]

defying apple 👍

[velvet zenith]

I will not fall for the ragebait

[hard comet]

dawg there are tabs under tabs with god knows how many options

[iron zinc]

are you changing the theme

orrrr

[hard comet]

everything

[iron zinc]

ok lets see the setup

[simple drift]

yes... 😭

[hard comet]

in bed now

tomorrow

really simple, i’ve mostly just turned annoying shit off

[hard comet]

are we talking about the apple terminal app?

[simple drift]

yes

[hard comet]

cuz that one’s lowkey ugly 💔

[simple drift]

its better on tahoe

[jaunty garnet]

???

[simple drift]

but

[jaunty garnet]

Liquid Glass is amazing.

[simple drift]

i refuse to use tahoe

[hard comet]

wait did they update it

😭

[simple drift]

it looks like this on sequoia

[simple drift]

yeah

[jaunty garnet]

its beautiful

[simple drift]

it looks decent now

[hard comet]

hm i see

[iron zinc]

nice

[thick tapir]

kitty better

[jaunty garnet]

true

i always used kitty back when i had linux

[hard comet]

kitty this ghosty this iterm this apple terminal that, i’m giving up

[simple drift]

fr

[hard comet]

yeah guys let’s make another terminal

[jaunty garnet]

bros never heard of konsole

or yakuake

[simple drift]

im going down the finance rabbit hole im watching the dave ramsey show

[hard comet]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[chilly bear]

MicroSoft Terminal app

[simple drift]

pray for me

[thick tapir]

NOBODY is using konsole or yakuake

[simple drift]

gross

[jaunty garnet]

wrong.

we are all using konsole and yakuake

[hard comet]

i hope that’s not real

[jaunty garnet]

it is.

[hard comet]

yakuake sounds like a la insta brand istg

[simple drift]

!t legacy

[fervent dove]

Hey @queen venture, have a look at this!

legacy

If you're seeing this you're probably asking a legacy question in more modern jailbreak channels. Please go to the Legacy Jailbreak Server or #legacy (less active)

Added by flower#1116 | Used 342 times · Aug 26, 2022, 12:46 AM

[simple drift]

ask in that server

[jaunty garnet]

https://apps.kde.org/yakuake/

[hard comet]

oh well

[thick tapir]

alacritty, kitty, and xterm are the only sane options

[simple drift]

ghostty is nice

was

[hard comet]

ugly

[simple drift]

it was

now its bad

[queen venture]

I joined the server

[hard comet]

how bad is iterm2 i’ve been using ts for 3 years now

[queen venture]

For legacy jailbreak

[simple drift]

ask in there instead

[jaunty garnet]

true

[queen venture]

I did

[thick tapir]

idk i dont use macos

[hard comet]

i see

[jaunty garnet]

i wish i had a mac

[simple drift]

you do

shut up

[jaunty garnet]

i forgot.

[hard comet]

???

[simple drift]

butthead

[jaunty garnet]

tahoe is just ass

it doesnt feel like a mac

[hard comet]

proxyman lowkey goated app

[thick tapir]

i wanna buy a mac when im not broke

[narrow crown]

tahoe is fine and it feels normal

[jaunty garnet]

fuck you

[narrow crown]

im totally used to it atp

[jaunty garnet]

i am going to steal your sequoia install

[hard comet]

i like liquid glass and all but lowkey tahoe feels significantly slower for me

[thick tapir]

i lowkey js hate macos cuz the shortcuts make no sense and im too lazy to learn / change them

[hard comet]

certified 8gb ram moment

[thick tapir]

macos shortcuts are just evil

[simple drift]

other way round buddy.

[thick tapir]

not

[jaunty garnet]

i have a brand new m4 air and the battery life is half what its supposed to be

[thick tapir]

its true

[jaunty garnet]

its bad

[simple drift]

cmd everything

[hard comet]

eh it’s ok (coming from someone who’s never really used windows for longer than 20 minutes)

[jaunty garnet]

rcmd is so useful

using the built in window switcher is so ass

[thick tapir]

yeah but the buttons make no sense

[hard comet]

atp i’ve spent as much time on my pi than i’ve ever spent in windows

[simple drift]

more sense than

[thick tapir]

like windows + d to show ur desktop makes sense

[simple drift]

windows button

[thick tapir]

whereas macos has whatever the fuck they have

[hard comet]

💀

[simple drift]

f11

[thick tapir]

that makes no sense

[untold helm]

?

[jaunty garnet]

f11

[hard comet]

such a useless shortcut tbh, literally takes the same amount of time to move my finger there than just moving my mouse

[untold helm]

dhow desktop

[hard comet]

i just command tab everything all day long

[simple drift]

i dont ever show my desktop so idc

[thick tapir]

yeah win + d is a simple one handed shortcut where you really dont have to move ur hands

[jaunty garnet]

i have to constantly show my desktop

[untold helm]

I never have more than 4 things open

[jaunty garnet]

why tf do you have launchpad

useless

[simple drift]

die

[hard comet]

idk if i’m just lacking some skills in my fingers or if it’s because of them being relatively small but i can not comfortably reach higher than the number row 😭

[jaunty garnet]

just use spotlight / raycast

[simple drift]

my beloved

[jaunty garnet]

way faster

[thick tapir]

thats how keyboards are

[untold helm]

Finder Launchpad Claude Terminal Discord Live Logic Pro Apple Music UGreen NAS Modrith Texedit 1password

[simple drift]

not blaude

[jaunty garnet]

bloatware

[simple drift]

clauce

helium browser

[thick tapir]

you basically have to move ur wrist to reach the function row

[hard comet]

sudo apt install opsec

[narrow crown]

xld my goat

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[simple drift]

10/10 software

[jaunty garnet]

l opsec

mine is always on

[iron zinc]

peak

[burnt kite]

Wouldn't that technically be considered bad opsec

[simple drift]

im gonna open a credit card

[hard comet]

no multi hop?

[jaunty garnet]

thats too much opsec

[hard comet]

damn

[teal bramble]

dont

[simple drift]

orr you didnt know it existed

[teal bramble]

u will regret it

[jaunty garnet]

i know every mullvad setting

[simple drift]

im paying it back immediately every month

[jaunty garnet]

i dont want my internet to be 3x slower

[simple drift]

i want to build credit

[burnt kite]

Interesting 🤔 so do you choose a server inside your own country?

[jaunty garnet]

only acceptable for tor

[teal bramble]

thats what you’ll say but will u actually

[narrow crown]

jane remover heatwave

[simple drift]

yes

[teal bramble]

promise me

sorry

promise the bank

[simple drift]

i promise i will 😭

[teal bramble]

[teal bramble]

Ok go open

[simple drift]

like actually tho

[hard comet]

multi hop performs good enough for me most days, but daita fucks over everything sometimes so i have that off

[burnt kite]

why no double hop bro? 😭 or DAITA

[untold helm]

I have mine spoofed to Los Angeles

[simple drift]

im putting my entire child trust fund into a fixed term isa and spending none of it

[untold helm]

Oh wait

[hard comet]

also i have like pretty much no knowledge about what it does and what it’s trying to prevent

[teal bramble]

mfs touch mullvad once and think they opsec demons

[untold helm]

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[simple drift]

and only using credit card for daily transactions

[velvet zenith]

mfs touch mullvad once and think they opsec demons

[thick tapir]

what the fuck is a child trust fund?

[simple drift]

and paying it back every month

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[narrow crown]

opsec is not real

[teal bramble]

i will touch u instead

[narrow crown]

real opsec is for criminals and governments

[simple drift]

https://www.gov.uk/child-trust-funds

government gave me £1000

[burnt kite]

It is not

[simple drift]

for being born

[untold helm]

I do not trust children

[simple drift]

im not one

[hard comet]

opsec is for everyone ❤️‍🩹

you don’t need to gift them all your data

[teal bramble]

Ur parents only left u 1k???

[untold helm]

Government gives $100 to children apart of the child trust fund
Your apart of the child trust fund
?????

[velvet zenith]

opsec is for schizo people

[hard comet]

so true

[simple drift]

im guessing theres between 2 and 3k in there in total

but i dont know

well see

[hard comet]

i lowkey agree i’m getting more schizo everyday

[simple drift]

what

[hard comet]

it’s not looking good

[teal bramble]

bynd changed u

😔

[true plover]

Test

[burnt kite]

The ones behind the internet—the ones that control it, are the criminals and government.

[hard comet]

have started seeing people in the corner of my vision lately

[hard comet]

don’t mention it

[true plover]

123

[hard comet]

🙏

[teal bramble]

im sorry

[true plover]

Y’all can see my messages right

[jaunty garnet]

no

[hard comet]

it’s fine lmao

[jaunty garnet]

i cant see the messages

[true plover]

They’re going through

[thick tapir]

i need

[hard comet]

happens ig

[true plover]

Ok

[teal bramble]

how much did u make from it

[simple drift]

now THIS is peak

[thick tapir]

mazda truck on tracks 🙏

[true plover]

I’m going to skin you

And wear it like a coat

[thick tapir]

ive been knowing peak

[simple drift]

weird

[narrow crown]

this is ridiculous

[polar python]

@teal bramble Hello voidai owner i was speaking to grok on ur platform and it told me to kill multiple people

[true plover]

“One of a kind” for a REASON dawg

[untold helm]

I wish lemon was here

[thick tapir]

its based

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Hello voidai owner i was speaking to grok on ur platform and it told me to kill multiple people

[thick tapir]

• its not even that crazy

[slim nova]

2.8Billion

[spring wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_BpPq8mJK4

wtfff

[true plover]

I’m weird apparently

So

[thick tapir]

wait until you guys see american lawn mowers

[untold helm]

Like he never talks anymore

Or like I maybe I can’t see their messages

[slim nova]

this a war machine

[burnt kite]

Which models does voidai have?

[untold helm]

As a American this shit is for the zombie apocalypse 😭

[thick tapir]

dawg its js a lawn mower its how they come from the factory

[slim nova]

tf

need to go to america

[chilly bear]

holy shit that's epic

[fervent dove]

@thick tapir's timezone is America/Chicago 🇺🇸
It is currently 07:33 PM CST

[hard comet]

i remember being up 1k

[untold helm]

Green Day reference

[hard comet]

but uh

[thick tapir]

bruh

[hard comet]

i threw a thousand in atp and lost all of it

[fervent dove]

@untold helm's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 05:34 PM PST

[hard comet]

was a lesson tho

so who cares tbh

[thick tapir]

rc lawn mowers are also cool asf

[true plover]

Whar

I’m here

[true plover]

I just work a lot

[hard comet]

real

[simple drift]

on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[hard comet]

that you can’t play on without paying $20/month for priority queue

[untold helm]

It feels like Lemon is right with us right now

[spring wren]

well u can

if you wait super long

[hard comet]

yeah just wait two days

[true plover]

I’m going to explode

[hard comet]

😭

[true plover]

You

[thick tapir]

CITY BOY

[true plover]

With my MInd

[muted shuttle]

It feels like Lime is right with us right now

[vocal plinth]

I killed Lime a long time ago

They ain’t coming back

[raven pine]

are people that lazy that they have to use ai for their descriptions

[true plover]

I’m going to find you all

[raven pine]

oh hi lemon

[true plover]

[spring wren]

either huge dick or small brain

you decide which

[hard comet]

small brain

[true plover]

Small dick big Brian

[untold helm]

Medium dick medium brain

[vocal plinth]

I will decide when he dies or lives

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-griffin-i-love-chocolate-i-love-blacks-so-good-gif-7738771384674172807

[teal bramble]

Good thing i’m not liable for that

[vocal plinth]

You are

Sending the lawsuit

[teal bramble]

i clearly state in my tos im not

[vocal plinth]

TOS were never shown

[teal bramble]

you agree to tos and privacy policy when registering

[true plover]

ilcbiceibtigfbisg

🔥🗣️

[teal bramble]

the platform is inaccesible without registering

[polar python]

i didnt register i hacked this acc

[vocal plinth]

fr

[teal bramble]

Then ur not liable

[muted shuttle]

LibreWolf can’t establish a connection to the server at links.joinhoney.com.

[polar python]

Ok good but u r

[thick tapir]

reported

[teal bramble]

nope

[muted shuttle]

Ok it was pihole

[true plover]

Bros using a scam app

[polar python]

Openai got sued so i can sue you

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

Trying to delete the account

[teal bramble]

For a different. Reason

[true plover]

Why would you even make one

[fervent dove]

icraze deleted a message

pihole more like myhole

Message ID: 1464797077585268982 · Jan 25, 2026, 1:40 AM

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[true plover]

[vocal plinth]

You are a pihole

[true plover]

Mmmm

[teal bramble]

pihole more like peehole

[true plover]

Pie

[muted shuttle]

My entire bloodline of apple devices just got notified because i was logging in

[teal bramble]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

im gonna go sleep

[teal bramble]

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ new apple device

[velvet zenith]

ts crazy as hell

[true plover]

It’s so funny

[velvet zenith]

Thx for letting my phone and my watch know im logging in

[true plover]

Because they all have a panic attack

[desert cairn]

yw

[teal bramble]

ye

[muted shuttle]

Just deleted my honey account

Fuck honey

[true plover]

I love my ceramic s5

[velvet zenith]

Not like you have the money to spend anyways

[true plover]

That’s why she had the app in the first place

[muted shuttle]

Soon

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith New canadian whore stories

[true plover]

In the [redacted] vanny

[muted shuttle]

Eyes emoji

Mods

[true plover]

@velvet zenith

[fervent dove]

- timbovill - deleted a message

Ew wouldn’t it get all sticky and shit?

Message ID: 1464797765120032982 · Jan 25, 2026, 1:43 AM

[muted shuttle]

I'm not letting that stay deleted

[untold helm]

Why did it take you that long to delete it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why is my phone at 51%

[desert cairn]

Hey !

[simple drift]

is the lemon in the room with us?

[muted shuttle]

Didnt give a shit until now

[velvet zenith]

Installing the app...

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith New canadian whore stories

[hard comet]

https://medium.com/@jatin.b.rx3/i-found-a-bug-that-exposed-private-instagram-posts-to-anyone-eebb7923f7e3
lmao what

[true plover]

I am in your walls

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo can u delete all my accounts from the db

[hard comet]

killed the embed

fuck my fucking chungus life

[simple drift]

its like i can still hear him 🕊️

[true plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422256301659918521/1433950966910030005/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

ye

[untold helm]

💔🥀🍋 I wish he was here

[velvet zenith]

im trying to make ts so it as a fuckin loading icon but its just not working bro

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Which ones

[simple drift]

🍋 🕊️

[velvet zenith]

all the ones with the + excluding +android

[desert cairn]

thats a lot

13 gone

[velvet zenith]

yeah im trying to test shit and its not working

Wtf

Oh ok

[true plover]

😭

[velvet zenith]

Yeah makes sense

[simple drift]

Nocturne 11 New

[muted shuttle]

Confirm your Nocturne acc

[untold helm]

Confirm your Nocturne acc

[untold helm]

Wtf

[muted shuttle]

Noc tuahrne

[untold helm]

[slim nova]

slopware

[narrow crown]

olm

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why did you delete my main accouint

[hard comet]

oh kai cenat got cheated on? that explains his current behavior 😭

[fervent dove]

Pong!

Message Latency

230ms

API Latency

16ms

[simple drift]

guh

[slim nova]

whar?

[tame shuttle]

Moro arc finally being animated #ThereIsAGod

So fucking excited bro

[thick tapir]

arent u unemployed and shit

wtf r u gonna do w/ a credit card

[muted shuttle]

Spend money

Then not pay it back

💯

[simple drift]

no i have a job

[simple drift]

never

i will just use it for daily transactions

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle👍

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

and pay it back every single month

[iron zinc]

Joeshock 💀

[simple drift]

and never miss a payment

and build credit

[simple drift]

ive had a job for 2 years

[thick tapir]

put all ur savings on black

[simple drift]

i will never gamble

not seriously anyway

maybe if im holiday and its less than like £50

[true plover]

Having your money in the bank is gambling

[spring wren]

i like gambling

[true plover]

[spring wren]

oh cool, a schizo

[thick tapir]

i strongly considered gambling all my savings at one point

[simple drift]

im setting up whats equivalent to a roth ira

[thick tapir]

not gambling unless you spend over 500 🥱

[true plover]

The banks could fail at any moment in time

[thick tapir]

500-2k is when it becomes gambling

[spring wren]

you act like it'll be spontaneous

[simple drift]

wgatever bruh

[spring wren]

word

[crisp saffron]

Cash also has no value

[true plover]

Yes

Buy gold

Buy silver

[crisp saffron]

Also artificial value

[true plover]

We’re all broke

[simple drift]

YES

buy gold

[true plover]

See

[simple drift]

buy gold

[true plover]

She’s gets it

[simple drift]

buy gold

i love gold

[chilly bear]

buy copper

[simple drift]

🤑

[true plover]

Steal copper*

[simple drift]

why would you buy copper

[chilly bear]

you can get more copper per gold

[true plover]

Don’t buy it

[simple drift]

farm copper

sell it

[true plover]

Fr

[chilly bear]

more = better

[simple drift]

buy gold

[thick tapir]

what yall gonna do when asteroid mining drops and we get space gold?

[true plover]

Get cables

[thick tapir]

and ur gold is worthless

[simple drift]

i will be even richer

[true plover]

Probably work at my job

[chilly bear]

gold farm is easier than copper farm in Minecraft.

[true plover]

Like normally

[thick tapir]

how

[simple drift]

inflation isnt real remember?