#the-water-cooler | Home Assistant | Page 730

chilly nymph Oct 18, 2021, 12:00 AM

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Anyone use anything to get the same video source to all the TV's/streaming devices at once, in sync? I'm looking for a solution that is preferably over ip

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:21 AM

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so i didnt realize the magic home rgb controllers were flashable

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this is good news

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:23 AM

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depends on which "brand"

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also if you happen to need a single color controller, this one is still ESP based: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07JC3L4Z6

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:24 AM

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https://templates.blakadder.com/magichome_ZJ-WFMN-B.html

MagicHome RGBW ZJ-WFMN-B V1.1 LED Controller Configuration for Tasmota

Configure your smart LED controller to work with Tasmota open source firmware.

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this one but it's the A variant

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i mean imma solder to it and try flashing, cause i havent been using it for a while so might as well

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:25 AM

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make sure it's actually an ESP first

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if it's already on your network (which it sounds like it is), grab its MAC address from your router's admin page and check it here: https://www.wireshark.org/tools/oui-lookup.html

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:25 AM

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esp8285 on the chip

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:25 AM

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you want it to come back as Espressif

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ah gud

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:26 AM

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green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 12:27 AM

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@worldly sierra , I had a similar issue and think I fixed it with adding
denyinterfaces veth* to the end of dhcpcd.conf after reading this:
https://github.com/docker/compose/issues/7051

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:27 AM

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jade tartan

noice. wasn't sure if you had popped it open yet

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:29 AM

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1st thing i did,LOL

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i was like, YOLO

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ive had this controller for like 4 years and only used it for a month when i got it

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lol

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i hated the magic home shit

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:30 AM

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yeah, i think the LED controller i linked above was the first device i serial flashed with tasmota

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:30 AM

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oh nice!

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so i opened a zigbee switch i had also

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it has serial connections

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WHAT CAN I DO WITH IT?

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:37 AM

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probably nothing

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maybe read serial data when it's powered

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but do not connect it to serial when connected to mains

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:38 AM

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which is the part about doing this magichome controller that throws me

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is you keep it connected appearently?

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:38 AM

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what do you mean?

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:39 AM

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https://tasmota.github.io/docs/devices/MagicHome-LED-strip-controller/

MagicHome LED strip controller - Tasmota

Documentation (Wiki) for Tasmota

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:39 AM

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well, that's 12VDC so that's different, but that's still weird... you should be good with just connecting it to 3V3 and GND

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:39 AM

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mk

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 12:39 AM

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not sure why they recommend powering it via the adapter

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:40 AM

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ill try without 1st

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currently heating iron

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 12:58 AM

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lol i just used the standard tasmota 9.5 bin i have been for everything, so far it says it's flashing

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heck of a time trying to get gnd to wet with solder tho

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:17 AM

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That's usually the one you need except for some specific cases

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 1:17 AM

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it worked

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just i gotta figure out the config

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cause only green was working really

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:24 AM

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https://tasmota.github.io/docs/Configuration-Procedure-for-New-Devices/

Configure Unknown Device - Tasmota

How to configure an unknown device to work with Tasmota

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Follow that

glacial knot Oct 18, 2021, 1:41 AM

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and I obviously did something wrong with my setup. Can't connect to the controller 😦
I should probably do nicer solder points either way

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:43 AM

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What do you mean by can't connect?

glacial knot Oct 18, 2021, 1:44 AM

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esphome.py just times out. I suspect that I can't properly connect GPIO0 to ground on bootup. Since my hands suck, and the GPIO0 isn't connected to anything, so I'm trying to short it with a jumper cable

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 1:48 AM

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@scenic radish so i have found which pins do each color

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but i cant get them to have a ui that works

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:54 AM

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Set them all as PWM 1 2 3 in the order of R G B

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 1:55 AM

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what about W?

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it's an rgbw strip

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:55 AM

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4

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 1:55 AM

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cant seem to get them to treat w as it's own channel

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 1:56 AM

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There's no slider for white: https://tasmota.github.io/docs/Lights/#4-channels-rgbw-lights

Lights - Tasmota

Documentation (Wiki) for Tasmota

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 1:58 AM

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ive been drinking, whats the red pill on making it work seperately?

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lol

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 2:05 AM

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What are you trying to do? In HA you can control RGB and white separately

jade tartan Oct 18, 2021, 2:05 AM

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nvm

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i got it

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all set

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works like it should now

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now to get HA working with it

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so i can light up the room red when some shit happens

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lol

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@scenic radish any tips on making HA see it as rgb i can change? it comes up as toggles when auto discovered

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nvm again

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srry bud

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lol

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 2:17 AM

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🤣

hushed basalt Oct 18, 2021, 6:55 AM

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You can kind of think of the white as saturation

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To make pastel hues

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Unlike esphome which is trash and treats white as a seperate device

verbal olive Oct 18, 2021, 7:12 AM

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surprised there's not a general chat in here. What I was curious about wasn't tech support, was just curious about soliciting some opinions.

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I'm waffling over smart switches. 😂

clever mortar Oct 18, 2021, 7:17 AM

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Sure there is, that channel is mentioned in the channel topic here

verbal olive Oct 18, 2021, 7:18 AM

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figured it wasn't applicable since it's not strictly "Home Assistant".

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my mistake

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 8:50 AM

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green inlet <@357608101161074688> , I had a similar issue and think I fixed it with adding `...

unfortunately not made any difference. thanks though

crisp sapphire Oct 18, 2021, 9:50 AM

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hushed basalt Unlike esphome which is trash and treats white as a seperate device

❤️ esphome

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how dare you

green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 9:58 AM

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worldly sierra unfortunately not made any difference. thanks though

Also make sure modem manager is disabled.

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 9:59 AM

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dont think that is installed. not using mobile

green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 10:06 AM

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It is installed by default on most linux distros I believe

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 10:07 AM

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the pi docs talk about installing snap to run it, so doubt it (for pi, maybe others)

green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 10:09 AM

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It was installed and enabled on my pi

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 10:09 AM

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I get ```$ mmcli
-bash: mmcli: command not found

clever mortar Oct 18, 2021, 10:10 AM

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nmcli

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Network, not Metwork

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 10:10 AM

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well the conversation is around modem manager, so mm.

green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 10:11 AM

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sudo systemctl status modemManager

clever mortar Oct 18, 2021, 10:11 AM

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Oh, well, yeah 😄

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I should have more ☕

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 10:11 AM

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Unit modemManager.service could not be found.

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seems to me something around that network renaming / restarting is killing the network momentarily. Thought I could skirt around the issue by cross building on my main machine but not even been able to get that working

green inlet Oct 18, 2021, 10:14 AM

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Any chance you are running bullseye, we should prob take this to #general-archived

hushed basalt Oct 18, 2021, 11:00 AM

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Forecast 100km gusts of wind tomorrow

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In spring

umbral cliff Oct 18, 2021, 2:35 PM

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What would be the best channel to ask about how to make your own integration for HA?

glacial knot Oct 18, 2021, 2:40 PM

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#integrations-archived or #developers, depending on what you feel like fits better for you. Or #general-archived if everything fails

static schooner Oct 18, 2021, 2:42 PM

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And see the docs: https://developers.home-assistant.io/

umbral cliff Oct 18, 2021, 2:46 PM

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Awesome thanks!! I’m looking to build something to integrate a smart thermostat that’s common in australia but brand new to this stuff so will probably need pointers

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Gotta love IOT devices that are actually secure so you need to pretend to be their app to log into the Amazon MQTT lol

clever mortar Oct 18, 2021, 2:47 PM

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#devs_core-archived is the best channel for integration development TBH

umbral cliff Oct 18, 2021, 2:48 PM

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Awesome! Will hit that up in the morning my time

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~~Just ignore it’s technically the morning now being 2am haha~~

bitter pawn Oct 18, 2021, 3:50 PM

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we need more raccoons up in here

last cedar Oct 18, 2021, 3:52 PM

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🦝

last cedar Oct 18, 2021, 3:54 PM

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bitter pawn we need more raccoons up in here

You called!?

bitter pawn Oct 18, 2021, 3:55 PM

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yes. we are lacking raccoon gifs

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/ddk1FDgb2AHSw/giphy.gif

Giphy

tulip laurel Oct 18, 2021, 5:29 PM

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I’m yaml script how do you check if a value is not equal to null?

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In* a

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 5:32 PM

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#automations-archived

tulip laurel Oct 18, 2021, 5:33 PM

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Time: {% if states.sensor.nfl.attributes.clock == 0 %} Final {% else %}{{ state_attr('sensor.nfl', "clock")}} Q{{ state_attr('sensor.nfl', "quarter")}} {% endif %}

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 5:34 PM

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#the-water-cooler message

tulip laurel Oct 18, 2021, 5:34 PM

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?

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should i be posting question to automations channel? is that what you're trying to tell me?

scenic radish Oct 18, 2021, 5:35 PM

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Yep

stoic forge Oct 18, 2021, 5:48 PM

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@light trout ^

trail crag Oct 18, 2021, 5:49 PM

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@stoic forge thanks

light trout Oct 18, 2021, 5:49 PM

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@trail crag did it before me

trail crag Oct 18, 2021, 5:49 PM

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finally! I won!

stoic forge Oct 18, 2021, 5:50 PM

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😊

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Thx for the quick reaction

pure tundra Oct 18, 2021, 7:30 PM

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I'm curious about what people are using https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/moon/ for

Home Assistant

Moon

Instructions on how to integrate the moon sensor into Home Assistant.

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the only things I can come up with relate to lycanthropy

low harness Oct 18, 2021, 7:50 PM

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Hey! No speciesism!

worldly sierra Oct 18, 2021, 8:38 PM

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I notify myself when it will be full moon in a couple days so I can get the camera ready. Can't see outside from the automation cave 😄

hushed basalt Oct 18, 2021, 11:14 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/u3J3A_bK2EkAAAAM/catch-me-outside.gif

reef trench Oct 19, 2021, 2:45 AM

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worldly sierra Oct 19, 2021, 5:00 AM

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hushed basalt Oct 19, 2021, 5:15 AM

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@last cedar

last cedar Oct 19, 2021, 5:16 AM

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Leave me alone in my manhole

hushed basalt Oct 19, 2021, 7:52 AM

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https://c.tenor.com/FKn-8Ac5M7oAAAAM/no-bugs-bunny.gif

glacial knot Oct 19, 2021, 7:58 AM

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Is it a good, or a rabies idea to hug raccoons?

hushed basalt Oct 19, 2021, 8:09 AM

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Yes

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Inclusive Yes

glacial knot Oct 19, 2021, 9:42 AM

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Burger or Thai?

orchid rose Oct 19, 2021, 9:51 AM

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I had burgers yesterday so Thai

compact crow Oct 19, 2021, 11:10 AM

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Hi everyone,
Does someone know some downlights that I can use with home assistant?

glacial knot Oct 19, 2021, 11:11 AM

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#hardware-archived question?

last cedar Oct 19, 2021, 11:30 AM

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glacial knot Is it a good, or a rabies idea to hug raccoons?

A good rabies idea!

tepid fossil Oct 19, 2021, 5:42 PM

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does anyone know how hue sync decides its colours? I am having issues getting the right one from a screenshot?

last cedar Oct 19, 2021, 5:59 PM

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How hue sync decides its colours:

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https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-cute-math-formulas-gif-17580986

Tenor

bitter pawn Oct 19, 2021, 6:32 PM

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^

hushed basalt Oct 20, 2021, 6:46 AM

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hasty aurora Oct 20, 2021, 7:08 AM

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Anyhere here have experience with Ledvance Smart+ RGB WiFi bulbs? Can't pair that thing

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Never seems to enter, according to the documentation, a blinking mode to indicate pairing

glacial knot Oct 20, 2021, 7:42 AM

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I have some of their RGB-Strips (under Osram brand), and had no issue with them. None of the bulbs though

hasty aurora Oct 20, 2021, 7:47 AM

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Yeah I dont understand anything. When I turn them on they cycle through red, blue and green before going into steady white. If I understand the mayhem of documentation this means it is reset. But it never go into pairing, blinking white.

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I am thinking of returning the bulbs, never had these kinds of issues with any other brand.

wooden egret Oct 20, 2021, 11:49 AM

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Does anyone have suggestions for a 15 watt, small powerbank to act as a UPS for a Pi? I saw some that are hybrid powesupply/powerbank but they are pricy and quite an overkill

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I have a case for passive cooling so one of those underside thing won't work

hasty aurora Oct 20, 2021, 12:03 PM

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@glacial knot fyi I got it to work, hot damn

glacial knot Oct 20, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Hm, shouting at people over zoom just isn't as statisfying as doing it on prem. Down with home office!

glacial knot Oct 20, 2021, 12:10 PM

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wooden egret Does anyone have suggestions for a 15 watt, small powerbank to act as a UPS for ...

Does it need to be 15W only? I have https://www.amazon.de/iPosible-Powerbank-External-Battery-Capacity/dp/B07MKRTPTT/ and the price is ok. I have used it as battery for a pi before. So I can carry it between rooms and test things

iPosible Powerbank 25800 mAh,【Neuestes Modell】 Externer Akku Hohe K...

iPosible Powerbank 25800 mAh,【Neuestes Modell】 Externer Akku Hohe Kapazitat Power Pack Ladegerät Dual Ports Output Akkupack für Handy, Tablette - Mattschwarz

kindred citrus Oct 20, 2021, 3:20 PM

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I want to use homeassistant so bad.... but nothing I have integrates with it, I can't be the only person with this problem?

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 3:38 PM

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That’s a pretty rare situation. There are like 1800+ integrations, including general ones like MQTT

kindred citrus Oct 20, 2021, 3:42 PM

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static schooner That’s a pretty rare situation. There are like 1800+ integrations, including gen...

I have a bunch of Globe stuff(also re-branded bright) - light bulbs, pot lights, smart plugs, Fiet Electric dimmer switches, Swidget Outlet's + Sensors, some D-Link stuff, etc...

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The only thing that I can seem to find integration for are my August locks and a few tp-link kasa switches. I have extensively read through the thread on the Feit Electric dimmer switches, but flashing them all isn't that appealing. All my stuff works with Google Home but that is sooo limited. 😦

green inlet Oct 20, 2021, 3:48 PM

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Setup home assistant with the things you have. Before you know it you will be flashing what you have and buying all new stuff

kindred citrus Oct 20, 2021, 3:57 PM

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green inlet Setup home assistant with the things you have. Before you know it you will be fl...

I dunnooo.. I've been hoping for that to happen for probably 4 years lol... What is everyone using for lights & switches? I have close to 30 of the Fiet dimmer switches, and I don't know how many bulbs... I love love love the Swidget stuff & have invested so much (that actually works with z-wave now that I think about it)

junior python Oct 20, 2021, 4:01 PM

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Start small and let it grow over time

green inlet Oct 20, 2021, 4:25 PM

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kindred citrus I dunnooo.. I've been hoping for that to happen for probably 4 years lol... W...

So, there is really not supposed to be any home assistant talk in here. Sounds like the people over in #hardware-archived would be a good start.

last cedar Oct 20, 2021, 4:29 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Raccoons/comments/qbpk2c/why_cant_you_be_a_normal_cat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

r/Raccoons - Why Can't You Be A NORMAL Cat!?

106 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

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@bitter pawn

bitter pawn Oct 20, 2021, 4:30 PM

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omg

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this is amazing @last cedar

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xD

last cedar Oct 20, 2021, 4:32 PM

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:D

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 4:33 PM

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xD

green inlet Oct 20, 2021, 4:48 PM

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Lmao

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 4:48 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/hYZmNf2vDd0AAAAM/roflcopter.gif

green inlet Oct 20, 2021, 4:48 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/shh-secret-chris-pratt-silence-dont-say-gif-17543341

Tenor

cloud reef Oct 20, 2021, 5:09 PM

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Hey @everyone if you are based in San Francisco bay area. I'm looking to turn my house into a complete smart home. If you're interested to work with me on the project, let's talk.

dusky plank Oct 20, 2021, 5:18 PM

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did you just try to ping 10k users on this server?

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 5:24 PM

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nope, thankfully blocked on this server. @cloud reef, please don't ever do that

alpine osprey Oct 20, 2021, 5:34 PM

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<@&330946878646517761> I've got some DM spam to report

junior forge Oct 20, 2021, 5:34 PM

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Fire?! 🔥

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🚒

wet pilot Oct 20, 2021, 5:34 PM

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screenshot and username please

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 5:34 PM

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well, don't leave us in suspense!

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I want more bitcoin like everyone

wet pilot Oct 20, 2021, 5:34 PM

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userid is better

alpine osprey Oct 20, 2021, 5:35 PM

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wet pilot screenshot and username please

Is it cool if I DM it directly?

wet pilot Oct 20, 2021, 5:35 PM

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nah, name and shame, that's the protocol here

velvet horizonBOT Oct 20, 2021, 5:35 PM

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distant vault Oct 20, 2021, 5:36 PM

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Is it this guy by any chance? He's trying it with me right now

alpine osprey Oct 20, 2021, 5:36 PM

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Alright, steam scammer by the handle of Skrillex#5469

distant vault Oct 20, 2021, 5:37 PM

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Hahahaha

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Fling it all and see what sticks eh?

flat lintel Oct 20, 2021, 5:38 PM

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wait its not this one

distant vault Oct 20, 2021, 5:38 PM

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wet pilot Oct 20, 2021, 5:39 PM

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can't find a user by that name

alpine osprey Oct 20, 2021, 5:39 PM

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wet pilot can't find a user by that name

Ah, I did also report the scam to Discord as well

trail crag Oct 20, 2021, 5:40 PM

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Hey everyone, I accidentally reported all of your steam accounts by mistake

flat lintel Oct 20, 2021, 5:40 PM

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?warn @azure narwhal Don’t DM people randomly without asking first, especially people who are near the top of the sidebar

slim rampartBOT Oct 20, 2021, 5:41 PM

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:dynoSuccess: TheHacker0006#9577 has been warned.

azure narwhal Oct 20, 2021, 5:41 PM

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sorry

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this guy was trying to get me too

alpine osprey Oct 20, 2021, 5:45 PM

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Yeah, the "one server in common, user has never posted a message, a really generic user id and just sent a friend request and a DM" really should have led to me just auto-reporting, but I figured I'd at least confirm it was a scam.

azure narwhal Oct 20, 2021, 5:45 PM

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it won't let me report him for some reason

sour arch Oct 20, 2021, 5:57 PM

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@alpine osprey he was just trying to get in contact with you about your extend car warranty...

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 5:58 PM

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I get texts about that that are increasingly belligerent - "We've sent you many reminders..."

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 6:01 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/car-warranty-cars-extended-warranty-meme-drive-gif-22412970

Tenor

scenic radish Oct 20, 2021, 6:02 PM

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static schooner I get texts about that that are increasingly belligerent - "We've sent you *many...

Tell them you sent them a Ligma in the mail

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 6:03 PM

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Deez ?

fathom sparrow Oct 20, 2021, 6:03 PM

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Ffs, you’re back too

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 6:04 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/dk5dTNfiUpAAAAAM/star-wars-second-child.gif

fathom sparrow Oct 20, 2021, 6:04 PM

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That’s it, house is infested, burn it down

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 6:04 PM

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it seemed like the raccoons had taken over for a while there

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 6:04 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-fat-eating-gorging-fat-and-happy-gif-12840539

Tenor

static schooner Oct 20, 2021, 6:05 PM

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turn off your cam!

scenic radish Oct 20, 2021, 6:05 PM

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fathom sparrow Ffs, you’re back too

Don't act like you're not happy

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 6:05 PM

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Actual gif of @last cedar

green inlet Oct 20, 2021, 7:02 PM

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Oh….I missed you guys. 😍. Where you been

last cedar Oct 20, 2021, 7:20 PM

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clear ferry Actual gif of <@300242410338910209>

You promised you wouldn't share my lewd videos :/

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 7:30 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/i-lied-like-a2dollar-whore-i-lied-2dollar-whore-whore-liar-gif-12768039

Tenor

tame sand Oct 20, 2021, 8:24 PM

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what happened atx?

last cedar Oct 20, 2021, 8:29 PM

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Too much raw meat

clear ferry Oct 20, 2021, 8:51 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-yummy-nom-nom-hangry-gif-17624677

Tenor

karmic narwhal Oct 20, 2021, 10:38 PM

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Is there, a gnome-assistant?

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I'm imagine a Cheesoid style robot that just says, "GNOME STATUS GOOD"

scenic radish Oct 20, 2021, 10:45 PM

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wut?

late gate Oct 20, 2021, 11:38 PM

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Do you touch more electric than you should if you are renting like a thermostat ? Illegal here, but where does the limit go

karmic narwhal Oct 20, 2021, 11:51 PM

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scenic radish wut?

https://tenor.com/view/cheesoid-petril-deez-nuts-gif-20627387

Tenor

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PETRIL

late gate Oct 21, 2021, 12:05 AM

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Anyone think the creators of frigate, secondtake and double take is sweating after LTT is going to use it?

brisk glen Oct 21, 2021, 1:41 AM

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LTT?

static schooner Oct 21, 2021, 1:42 AM

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Linus and his Tech Tips

brisk glen Oct 21, 2021, 1:48 AM

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I want this card

frail yacht Oct 21, 2021, 4:04 AM

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Hi guys, i wonder where I can find help with TUYA integration and product support. Thanks.

velvet horizonBOT Oct 21, 2021, 4:06 AM

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The topic of this channel is:

There's no support for Home Assistant here - please look at the other channels for that. If you can't work out which is relevant, start in #general-archived.

If it's a question about the HA Amber see #yellow-archived, and #330990055533576204 for the Blue. Install related problems go to your Installation Method channel.

No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.

If you found this server and want to know what it's about, start with the web site: https://www.home-assistant.io/

Remember when reporting spam to include a screenshot of the spam and the user's handle (eg @spammer#123)

glacial knot Oct 21, 2021, 4:06 AM

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#integrations-archived sounds good for integration, and probably #hardware-archived for hardware 🙂 #general-archived if you don't know

frail yacht Oct 21, 2021, 4:15 AM

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glacial knot <#672220541343760384> sounds good for integration, and probably <#67222343390776...

thanks!!!

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 5:18 AM

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Linus tech tips 🤢 🤢 🤢

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 6:49 AM

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Want some drives @last cedar

last cedar Oct 21, 2021, 7:50 AM

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GIEF

hushed basalt Oct 21, 2021, 7:54 AM

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What's the bandwidth of that station wagon

dusky plank Oct 21, 2021, 8:05 AM

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i see no firefly

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 8:24 AM

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There is only 63 10TB drives there @last cedar

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Still room for a few more

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Plus the back seat

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Still gonna pick up 400 more

last cedar Oct 21, 2021, 8:27 AM

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@clear ferry if you happen to loose any on the way....

last cedar Oct 21, 2021, 8:27 AM

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hushed basalt What's the bandwidth of that station wagon

630TB per something

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 8:27 AM

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I'll send them to you for Christmas

last cedar Oct 21, 2021, 8:27 AM

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❤️

glacial knot Oct 21, 2021, 8:53 AM

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Yo atx, back from you summer hibernation?

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 8:54 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/baby-girl-middle-finger-mood-screw-you-leave-me-alone-gif-10174031

Tenor

glacial knot Oct 21, 2021, 8:54 AM

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We had a question like that in a mock exam
Is it faster to use fiber, or should we just dump data onto disks, load them into a truck and drive them to the other location

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The cutoff for trucks being more efficient is surprisingly quick

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 8:55 AM

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Lol imagine having data only in one or two locations

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Pathetic

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🏓

glacial knot Oct 21, 2021, 8:55 AM

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Imagine confusing storage with transfer

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 8:58 AM

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No need to transfer if all your data is replicated to every site

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Don't think I've actually heard of anyone pushing data from one site to another outside of original replication

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Either it is a site migration with all hardware or just regular multi site replication as a background task

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The Amazon Snowball is probably made for those purposes for customers migrating to cloud with no proper original infrastructure in place and ridiculous data amounts

worldly sierra Oct 21, 2021, 12:12 PM

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I mean CDNs exist to replicate data to every site (ish).

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The end-to-end time to transfer up to 80 TB of data into AWS with Snowball Edge is approximately one week, including the usual shipping and handling time in AWS data centers.
so around 1058 Mbps

hushed basalt Oct 21, 2021, 12:32 PM

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Buy hard drives on amazon

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Fill them with your data

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Return them

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 12:33 PM

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rubber_duck

worldly sierra Oct 21, 2021, 12:34 PM

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hushed basalt Return them

Next customer buys it and distributes to the dark web. Free backups and distribution

hushed basalt Oct 21, 2021, 12:34 PM

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Technically you've now got your data inside amazon

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Surprise distributed backup

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 12:39 PM

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I'm so glad dark sites exist

brisk glen Oct 21, 2021, 1:38 PM

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why is the box I wanted for HA out of stock 😦

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https://www.seeedstudio.com/Odyssey-Blue-J4125-128GB-p-4921.html

Odyssey Blue: Quad Core Celeron J4125 Windows 10 Mini PC with 128GB...

Odyssey Blue J4125 allows you to simply build Edge Computing applications with powerful CPU and rich communication interfaces. The Odyssey Blue J4125, based on Intel Celeron J4125, is a Quad-Core 2.0GHz CPU that bursts up to 2.7GHz. There is also an onboard ATSAMD21 Core, an ARM Cortex-M0+ MCU that allows you to program Arduino on the x86 platfo...

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 1:45 PM

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I like my new opnsense router

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hushed basalt Oct 21, 2021, 1:55 PM

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Disgusting.gif

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 1:57 PM

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🦴 🇷

glacial knot Oct 21, 2021, 2:53 PM

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I love the industrial power connectors

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 2:56 PM

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Fap

subtle pasture Oct 21, 2021, 4:12 PM

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clear ferry I like my new opnsense router

You got one with integrated WiFi?

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Heads up: pfSense and OpnSense kinda suck at being access points

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Most people run an independent AP

forest edge Oct 21, 2021, 4:22 PM

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oh shit atx is back!

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 4:33 PM

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subtle pasture You got one with integrated WiFi?

Yes but I don't use it

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Can put in a 4g card too

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 4:52 PM

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glacial knot I love the industrial power connectors

Mine has 6 intel NICs instead of serial connectors though

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This variation

brisk glen Oct 21, 2021, 5:28 PM

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🅗🅟🅔 🅜🅐🅢🅣🅔🅡 🅡🅐🅒🅔

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 5:31 PM

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You'll love my two EL1000s too then

forest edge Oct 21, 2021, 5:59 PM

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what you been doin all this time atx

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same goes for you tediore!

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 6:13 PM

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Wanking off to crashed HAOS instances mostly

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And eating candy

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I still haven't managed to eat up all the candy @last plaza sent me for Christmas last year

last plaza Oct 21, 2021, 6:16 PM

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disappointedping

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Watch out, another truck load incoming this year…

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 6:17 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/poke-baymax-big-hero6-bounce-belly-gif-5525656

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atx

forest edge Oct 21, 2021, 6:28 PM

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why did you name a picture of pennywise after you?

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 6:29 PM

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forest edge why did you name a picture of pennywise after you?

Pepewhy

forest edge Oct 21, 2021, 6:40 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/kisses-i-love-you-ted-miss-you-blow-kiss-gif-16124093

Tenor

clear ferry Oct 21, 2021, 6:40 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/wtf-david-shittscreek-gif-15625591

Tenor

dusky plank Oct 21, 2021, 10:45 PM

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twilit flint Oct 22, 2021, 1:24 AM

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Home Assistant Cloud dead for anyone else here?

static schooner Oct 22, 2021, 1:28 AM

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Working fine

twilit flint Oct 22, 2021, 1:28 AM

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Weird, me and my friend who lives in a different state can't use ours

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at least it works locally,

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but for some reason, our external URL isn't working

twilit flint Oct 22, 2021, 1:46 AM

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Updated Supervisor, didn't work, then restarted, then it came back.

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Weird.

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 6:58 AM

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Cloud

elder crystal Oct 22, 2021, 8:18 AM

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Hi guys, i'm new to zigbee protocol and im very impressed by how homeassistant can easily detect zigbee devices and transform their raw message into meaningful message. I am developing a backend system which i would like to integrate this feature into our system where it can receive raw data from zigbee hub and translate them into information such as 'temperature' 'lighting'. Is there any possible way to do this ? any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.

young sigil Oct 22, 2021, 8:22 AM

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Try #devs_core-archived

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 8:30 AM

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raccoonhearteyes

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 8:35 AM

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https://c.tenor.com/XCuI_zyl2VYAAAAM/mobbed-raccoons.gif

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I asked my norwegian friend why he came to Australia @clear ferry

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He didn't really have an answer

lost yarrow Oct 22, 2021, 8:55 AM

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young sigil

i approve

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 9:11 AM

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Probably because he thought it was the land of plenty@hushed basalt

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After laying in a den in Bombay

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With a snapped jaw and not much to say

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 9:16 AM

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I said do you speak my language

wooden egret Oct 22, 2021, 9:46 AM

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aren't Scandinavians like, the most fluent non-native English speakers in the world

worldly sierra Oct 22, 2021, 9:52 AM

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Your statement is true for people under about 40 in Sweden which is when they made English mandatory in schools, many in the older group know very little or no english at all.
I think the dutch are also pretty good English speakers

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 9:56 AM

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You can always spot a Dutch or Swedish person by accent

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As well as a Dane

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Let's not bring the Finns into this....

worldly sierra Oct 22, 2021, 10:13 AM

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Accent is one thing, but speaking the language reasonably fluent is the case

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 10:20 AM

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English is a mother tongue for most of the Scandinavian countries yes, the constant bad English speakers are the countries who still do dubbing of everything, like French, German, Italian, Spanish, and the Slavs mostly just avoid English

glacial knot Oct 22, 2021, 10:29 AM

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English is mandatory in ours schools as well
People still don’t speak it

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Someone gotta feed those local VAs

worldly sierra Oct 22, 2021, 10:36 AM

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A lot of hollywood movies are swedish dubbed in Sweden (perhaps most targeted to kids age range). Fun fact, they also have a long history of changing the names of films (not even a direct translation in many cases). https://www.imdb.com/list/ls066297426/ I've been told of one instance where they renamed a movie to what became the actual name of a later movie in the series, don't recall the movie though.

worldly sierra Oct 22, 2021, 10:37 AM

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glacial knot English is mandatory in ours schools as well People still don’t speak it

our being? (country)

glacial knot Oct 22, 2021, 10:53 AM

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Germany

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 11:18 AM

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https://c.tenor.com/r2vy9kQhlqAAAAAM/perfectenschlag-german.gif

glacial knot Oct 22, 2021, 11:21 AM

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what is this? A meme for ants?

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 11:31 AM

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gulags

low harness Oct 22, 2021, 12:07 PM

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Oh, hi atx! When did you get back?

umbral cliff Oct 22, 2021, 1:17 PM

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hushed basalt I asked my norwegian friend why he came to Australia <@457673488225009676>

Obviously because australia is the best country 😎

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😂

peak mountain Oct 22, 2021, 2:27 PM

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Still having wifi issues on my Mac mini, any recommendations for wifi USB dongles that work with Ubuntu?

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 2:28 PM

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Server, Mac mini, WiFi, ubuntu

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So much

hasty merlin Oct 22, 2021, 3:31 PM

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I want to build an intercom system but not sure where to start.

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 3:34 PM

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Start by using Google home

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Also, I haven't seen an intercom system since the 80s

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 3:36 PM

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Yell

clever mortar Oct 22, 2021, 3:37 PM

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#diy-archived would be a sensible place to start

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 3:39 PM

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Remember we had an intercom system, house was built in 83 and it was stopped used in 88

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atx

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 3:55 PM

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He probably means for a front door

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:03 PM

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So a doorbell then

peak mountain Oct 22, 2021, 4:12 PM

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clear ferry Server, Mac mini, WiFi, ubuntu

I don't have wired Ethernet :(

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Everything else is fair game though

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:25 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-illustration-drawing-phone-2d-gif-18769522

Tenor

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@hasty merlin

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^^^

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:29 PM

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No wired ethernet 🤢

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:31 PM

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clear ferry No wired ethernet 🤢

There is ethernet that doesn't use wires?

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https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-wtf-what-the-fuck-what-confused-gif-16402042

Tenor

static schooner Oct 22, 2021, 4:31 PM

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it uses "Ether"

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:32 PM

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What can I chew on then?

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If there are no wires

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:43 PM

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Æthærnætt @last cedar

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Tastes better than Tåken Rjing

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:49 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/albie-cute-cookie-raccoon-take-gif-21975137

Tenor

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That looks like token ring

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:53 PM

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Skøssibøss

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Reminds me, I was working with an American the other day, he was reading the Norwegian newspaper and an article about "bøssebærer" came up, so he tried google translate, but it though it was danish.....

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He was very curious why the paper was writing about gaycarriers @last cedar

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:56 PM

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Hahaha

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:56 PM

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Sadcryingcat

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:56 PM

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Bloody Danish

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Awful language

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88=20*4+(1000-992)

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:56 PM

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All Danish people I work with have to stop at the bun shop just north of me

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Bolleland

last cedar Oct 22, 2021, 4:57 PM

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Ask if they like koldskål

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 4:57 PM

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DeepFriedHarald

scenic radish Oct 22, 2021, 7:29 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/FMCilV-eEqYAAAAM/the-dutch-amsterdam.gif

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:30 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/ive-never-had-a-dutch-woman-i-never-had-a-woman-dutch-woman-didnt-have-a-woman-no-girlfriend-gif-15797640

Tenor

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 7:39 PM

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I'd like to get a Dutch bike

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:39 PM

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That sounds like a euphemism

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 7:40 PM

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Step through, upright, chain guard, dual fenders, dual panniers,

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:41 PM

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Hipster bike

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I see

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 7:42 PM

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Vs typical bike in Aus/NA

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Nothing hipster about it

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For what I need a bike for a Dutch bike is a way better option

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:42 PM

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I remember having a bike in 2002, only bikes I see these days are electric

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 7:43 PM

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I don't have to kick my toddler in the head when I swing my leg over the bike

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Upright means comfort and superior traffic visibility

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Chain guards and fenders mean not getting mud on my work clothes

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Also inbuilt wheel lock for quick stops

scenic radish Oct 22, 2021, 7:44 PM

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clear ferry That sounds like a euphemism

Like dutch oven?

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:45 PM

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PU_pepeFarters

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 7:46 PM

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Make it an ebike and you'll be zipping along

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at the government regulated 200/250w

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 7:47 PM

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Just buy an EV

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Oh no

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Australia

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Pepewhy

orchid rose Oct 22, 2021, 8:07 PM

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clear ferry I remember having a bike in 2002, only bikes I see these days are electric

wtf. Surely that can't be a thing even in a backwards country like Norway...

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Bicycles are pretty great. Often get you from A to B faster than a car and you avoid getting fat at the same time. Win-win

clear ferry Oct 22, 2021, 8:08 PM

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Only people I know who use bikes are either hipsters or 50yo men who compete once a year and are managing directors

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atx

orchid rose Oct 22, 2021, 8:16 PM

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Biking to commute, go shopping etc is fairly common around here which I very much approve of. Hard to get why you wouldn't want to tbqh

pure tundra Oct 22, 2021, 8:17 PM

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its hard to understand when your infrastructure is not built to murder cyclists at every opportunity like in NA

orchid rose Oct 22, 2021, 8:19 PM

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Oh sure, I get why it isn't a thing in the US. The urban planning is just awful even compared to ours

hushed basalt Oct 22, 2021, 8:24 PM

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Aus is just as bad

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Civil design goes in this order of priority

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Cars

orchid rose Oct 22, 2021, 8:32 PM

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F

pure tundra Oct 22, 2021, 10:20 PM

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F

peak mountain Oct 23, 2021, 2:49 AM

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I finally gave up and just stuck HA next to my router :(

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Anyone know a good way of managing fan curves in mbpfan?
I find that my mac mini seems to throttle up a ton for less than 1 second, and it's a bit distracting

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Oh there's a config file nvm

last cedar Oct 23, 2021, 3:39 PM

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peak mountain Anyone know a good way of managing fan curves in mbpfan? I find that my mac mini...

Putting your finger in it will make it quiet

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Unless it is a server fan

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Because it will not stop, and there will be blood everywhere

clear ferry Oct 23, 2021, 4:17 PM

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Keep going

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Don't edge me

midnight adder Oct 23, 2021, 9:15 PM

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I'm circling back to a request from last year about my forum account that screwed up when adding 2FA. I need an admin work through 2FA removal/correction. Thanks.

grand marlin Oct 23, 2021, 9:53 PM

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would anyone here be interested in a Kodi addon that could expose HA entities into Kodi? I'm thinking of something so you could toggle entities from a shortcut inside there or a widget of various sensors. maybe show camera feeds in the Kodi player, etc

arctic apex Oct 23, 2021, 10:37 PM

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Anyone here running valetudo? Any idea what the best options for locally controlled robot vacuums with minimal fuss are currently? I've looked at valetudo, but it's unclear to me what models it can be installed on simply as of today.

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I've currently got a wyze robot vacuum that I'm controlling from HA, but it's cloud dependent

dusky plank Oct 23, 2021, 10:38 PM

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grand marlin would anyone here be interested in a Kodi addon that could expose HA entities in...

those are just basic hooks and ui elements to trigger them or scripts / a playlist with your camera stream
basically depends on your kodi setup, you can even install a webbrowser in kodi and browse to HA

willow sundial Oct 23, 2021, 11:41 PM

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grand marlin would anyone here be interested in a Kodi addon that could expose HA entities in...

Maybe

grand marlin Oct 23, 2021, 11:43 PM

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@dusky plank I don't know of a still working web browser addon.

aside from that, it would definitely just be hooks to the rest API, but something that brings them into Kodi in a more "first class" way, so they could be easily accessible in Kodi's own UI

scenic radish Oct 23, 2021, 11:57 PM

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Well one of my leak sensors just came in handy. Something blocked the utility sink drain while the washer was running and the sink filled up completely and started spilling onto the floor. Thankfully it was almost all directed into the floor drain

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When a leak is detected I have notifications sent to my phone via multiple services and select lights around the house flash blue

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 2:08 AM

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the "make a light flash a color for a notification" is a great type of automation and I intend to implement as many as I can think of so I'll be adding this one once I get some leak sensors

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have you found any way around the problem of it leaving your lights the wrong color when they flash a color from off (I make a temporary scene as is)

green inlet Oct 24, 2021, 3:21 AM

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Am I missing something? I just set the value on every light.turn_on

static schooner Oct 24, 2021, 3:22 AM

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A temporary scene is the way to go

scenic radish Oct 24, 2021, 3:27 AM

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yeah, scene.create with snapshot_entities is what i use to record the previous light states

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that's pretty much the only time i ever use scenes

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 3:40 AM

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but if the scene I create has lights that are off those lights retain the color from the notification instead of what they were before they were turned off

static schooner Oct 24, 2021, 3:42 AM

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The point of a dynamic scene is that it takes a snapshot of what the state and attributes were and allows you to restore it

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 3:43 AM

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I guess the color isn't an attribute while the bulb is off or something then

scenic radish Oct 24, 2021, 3:43 AM

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i think i'm confused about the problem

static schooner Oct 24, 2021, 3:43 AM

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If it was off, it will turn it back off

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 3:43 AM

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the only solution I came up with is worse than just changing the color manually in my opinion and its turning on the lights then capturing the statew

scenic radish Oct 24, 2021, 3:44 AM

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i'm now super paranoid about the washer 😂

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 3:44 AM

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if my lights were off then the leak happened for example they would be blue the next time I used them

scenic radish Oct 24, 2021, 3:45 AM

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ah yeah, you just have to be careful to specify a color temp/color then in each service call that they're used in

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jumping to #automations-archived if further discussion is wanted 😄

forest edge Oct 24, 2021, 4:49 AM

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scenic radish When a leak is detected I have notifications sent to my phone via multiple servi...

Does all the lights turn red when you burn your toast?

hasty aurora Oct 24, 2021, 12:22 PM

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Anyone have tips on a ZigBee wall switch to replace the ordinary lamp switches? I am getting sick of guests killing my smart lamps by cutting their power.

worldly sierra Oct 24, 2021, 12:31 PM

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#hardware-archived or #zigbee-archived

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 12:37 PM

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I found Michelle's former roommate https://i.redd.it/ezms2k0lbav71.jpg

static schooner Oct 24, 2021, 3:20 PM

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hasty aurora Anyone have tips on a ZigBee wall switch to replace the ordinary lamp switches? ...

Perhaps look into different guests

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 3:30 PM

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or a simple bit of tape

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:33 PM

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Now I just need to have object detection on the "donation boxes" so I dont have to open the door

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:34 PM

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Facial recognition doesn't recognize random people at your doorstep? Disappointing

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:35 PM

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yeah it is!

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but it should detect the begging box

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:35 PM

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I get a image on my phone whenever someone approaches my door anyway, so I know if I should bother opening before the ring the doorbell thankfully

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:35 PM

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yeah me too, just didnt have my phone next to me

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:36 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

Tenor

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:36 PM

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so how useful is that frigate thing really? Seeing it here all the time I feel like getting a cam and the accelerator, just to play with it D:

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:36 PM

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I never have false positives for my camera

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That alone is worth it

grand marlin Oct 24, 2021, 4:37 PM

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hasty aurora Anyone have tips on a ZigBee wall switch to replace the ordinary lamp switches? ...

I use the lutron Aurora dimmers in two rooms

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:37 PM

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frigate is very accurate to detect objects

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:37 PM

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Frigate and coral that is

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:37 PM

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with double take it is very good at faces

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:38 PM

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I just want to track my movements in my flat and turn on the lights of the rooms I'm walking to 😂

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:39 PM

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so easier to trigger the surveilance based on frigate than just random movement

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:40 PM

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glacial knot I just want to track my movements in my flat and turn on the lights of the rooms...

Just use Bluetooth triangulation

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:40 PM

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I think everyone is going to do room detection since LTT is doing it

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:40 PM

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LTT

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🤢 🤢 🤢 DeepFriedHarald

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The biggest YouTube cunt there is

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:41 PM

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Yeah but he is going frigate+double take

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for room person detection

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:42 PM

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clear ferry Just use Bluetooth triangulation

not enough base stations

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:42 PM

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Just add more

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Esp32s are $2

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:43 PM

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nah, I had the idea for a bit longer. But never felt like actually getting it done. But I added some more motion sensors, and now I want to 1up it and detect myself before I enter the room

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For the BT variant, it could be interesting to base it on the "wifi looking through walls" paper work o.0

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:44 PM

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If you have the hardware and the WAF the frigate and face detection is not a bad idea, though then you need to have cameras on when you are home something I would not have inside

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:44 PM

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waf?

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:45 PM

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Wife/Partner/Husband acceptance factor

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:46 PM

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ahhh

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easy. I live alone

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but now I wonder if I should actually play with just EM-beacons and readers at the walls to detect water bags in the space

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:48 PM

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If you are alone sound detection can also be accurate. db meters are cheap and very accurate

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:52 PM

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and then it'll activate when my neighbours downstairs are loud as fuck again D:

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:55 PM

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Lol neighbors

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What nonsense

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 4:56 PM

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cries in property prices

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 4:57 PM

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I should buy a new house soon

late gate Oct 24, 2021, 4:57 PM

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If someone gives me a new house I would say yes

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maybe a gofundme???

grand marlin Oct 24, 2021, 4:57 PM

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clear ferry Esp32s are $2

monitor?

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I use it on two SBC's, but not on a controller like that

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:01 PM

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Don't need monitor

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There are some esphome modules

grand marlin Oct 24, 2021, 5:02 PM

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ah nice

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:02 PM

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Need to buy a new car first though

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Then new house

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 5:03 PM

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clearly the same price class

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:04 PM

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Almost, the car I'm looking at is €80k used

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 5:13 PM

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yea, that's just not the price class of houses here

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not even flats for the most part 😦

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:16 PM

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Yeah, my current house was €200k 12 years ago, can probably get €400k if I sell now

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And if I move further north I can get a mansion for that sum

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 5:17 PM

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I could go cheaper further north as well
But the people there are even weirder

orchid rose Oct 24, 2021, 5:17 PM

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clear ferry Yeah, my current house was €200k 12 years ago, can probably get €400k if I sell ...

Even with you living in it for 12 years? 🧐

glacial knot Oct 24, 2021, 5:17 PM

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and not spaced far enough like your north

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:18 PM

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orchid rose Even with you living in it for 12 years? 🧐

The smell of dried shit and mucus increased the value you see

orchid rose Oct 24, 2021, 5:19 PM

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with that cheese you guys eat, I wouldn't be surprised

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 5:25 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/gimme-more-cheese-cheese-gif-10494477

Tenor

last cedar Oct 24, 2021, 5:43 PM

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late gate If you are alone sound detection can also be accurate. db meters are cheap and v...

Sounds like a great idea tbh

last cedar Oct 24, 2021, 5:44 PM

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orchid rose Even with you living in it for 12 years? 🧐

House prices are balooning atm

orchid rose Oct 24, 2021, 5:44 PM

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I know. It was a yoke

last cedar Oct 24, 2021, 5:47 PM

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orchid rose I know. It was a yoke

Eggcelent

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 6:31 PM

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Hendy for those wanting to sell

last cedar Oct 24, 2021, 6:43 PM

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I got mine for 10k euro under value, stuff has been going 30% over value though, feel pretty ok about it :D

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 6:44 PM

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Yeah, mine was €50k under value when I bought it

pure tundra Oct 24, 2021, 7:37 PM

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glacial knot but now I wonder if I should actually play with just EM-beacons and readers at t...

I use motion sensors plus ble beacons to see which water bag is moving around

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 7:38 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/duck-splash-bottle-water-squirt-gif-17590292

Tenor

viscid panther Oct 24, 2021, 8:13 PM

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Post pumpkins and lighting setups

clear ferry Oct 24, 2021, 8:14 PM

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Ws2811 https://imgur.com/a/y3sIEto

Imgur

Ws2811

▶ Play video

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Espixelstick https://imgur.com/gallery/4KW0sYm

Imgur

Espixelstick

▶ Play video

viscid panther Oct 24, 2021, 8:41 PM

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Wouldn't be Halloween unless Induce seizures on passerby's

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Definitely not UL approved

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But decidedly not UL compliant

viscid panther Oct 24, 2021, 10:31 PM

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RGB PUMPKIN

forest edge Oct 24, 2021, 11:56 PM

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clear ferry Ws2811 https://imgur.com/a/y3sIEto

Cool. a Cotton Candy store. didn't know you norwats did that

scenic radish Oct 25, 2021, 12:08 AM

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viscid panther RGB PUMPKIN

RGBlumpkin

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evil

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But anyway, looks cool @viscid panther

worn plank Oct 25, 2021, 1:14 AM

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has anyone got one of those cheap K40 laser cutters?

brisk glen Oct 25, 2021, 1:32 AM

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Blumpkins in off topic?

young sigil Oct 25, 2021, 1:37 AM

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Thanks for asking but I'll pass.

forest edge Oct 25, 2021, 4:33 AM

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@tidal bronze you 6ft under water yet?

tidal bronze Oct 25, 2021, 4:59 AM

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forest edge <@!331255319365812224> you 6ft under water yet?

Not yet, hopefully tomorrow

forest edge Oct 25, 2021, 5:21 AM

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atleast you won't have to go far for snorkeling

somber flint Oct 25, 2021, 7:05 AM

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Lutron supposedly coming out with RadioRA3 this week: https://forums.lutron.com/showthread.php/17048-Lutron-s-upcoming-announcement

Lutron's upcoming announcement

Can anyone make an educated guess what today's email from Lutron is about? How are they "Raising the bar on RA2"?

"Game-changing innovation" sounds intriguing...but I'm nervous about anything that could start making existing equipment obsolete!

tawny pebble Oct 25, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Hey all, I have a few usb cameras connected to a few RPI with Octoprint. I am already streaming them but now i need to record.
A few requirements:

must work on linux (best if open source) and 100% accessible from webui
no gpu support (must work on a VM). It just has to stream and save to a file

Help?

clever mortar Oct 25, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Just use one of the NVR's the folks in #cameras-archived use

clear ferry Oct 25, 2021, 12:07 PM

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Just use octolapse @tawny pebble DeepFriedHarald

tawny pebble Oct 25, 2021, 12:11 PM

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clear ferry Just use octolapse <@255420084917370880> <:DeepFriedHarald:585543256302157886>

not a bad idea! thanks (:

clear ferry Oct 25, 2021, 12:13 PM

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ConfusedNardolePat

thorny heron Oct 25, 2021, 2:26 PM

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Added a new automation that you guys might find cool!

When someone texts me a variant of "On my way" or a variant of that message ("J'arrive", "OMW", "Je suis en route") through messenger,
Home Assistant sends me an actionable notification with two options: https://i.imgur.com/Puf3lMT.png

Welcome them: Which triggers the "Waiting someone" condition, which enables the door AI to auto-unlock the lock when a friend is ringing using a camera in the door.

Welcome And Register:
    This one is a bit more complex, upon pressing this one, you soon receive a next serie of notification, asking for a Name and an URL to a publicly available image: https://i.imgur.com/Xn7MI6x.png & https://i.imgur.com/ZgoOvGI.png
    This is then ingressed into Double-take to add the new face/person to the system: https://i.imgur.com/OKDidL1.png
    And finally, the condition "Waiting someone" is enabled.

The whole thing was a massive pain that took 2 days to set up, but it is now working at an acceptable level after many tests with guests.

What do you guys think!?

Imgur

worldly sierra Oct 25, 2021, 2:50 PM

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I think my wife would divorce me

brisk glen Oct 25, 2021, 3:50 PM

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my wife would stare at me like are you fucking serious for a long time

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that wtf why face

glacial knot Oct 25, 2021, 3:51 PM

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I'd have to ever have people over for this to have any benefit D:

thorny heron Oct 25, 2021, 4:20 PM

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brisk glen my wife would stare at me like are you fucking serious for a long time

One of my ex partners had to spend at least 10 hours in front of that camera for when I was initially testing the facial-reco

glacial knot Oct 25, 2021, 4:21 PM

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I assuem that's the reason for the "ex"

thorny heron Oct 25, 2021, 4:21 PM

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Oh, no, the reason was a year of constant fighting over petty shit 😂😂

Which eventually led to my other partner telling me it was her or my toxic relation with that ex

brisk glen Oct 25, 2021, 4:23 PM

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so you had 2 wifes?

thorny heron Oct 25, 2021, 4:23 PM

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I did, two main girlfriends*

Along with the few side partners

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Now down to one in the meantime

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Montreal is a very... Open city 😅😅

scenic radish Oct 25, 2021, 4:31 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/dGI6rH449bMAAAAM/right-dr-evil.gif

low harness Oct 25, 2021, 4:56 PM

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|| 1️⃣ || || 2️⃣ || || 💥 || || 1️⃣ || || 2️⃣ || || 💥 || || 3️⃣ || || 1️⃣ || || 1️⃣ ||
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glacial knot Oct 25, 2021, 4:58 PM

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🦆 this field

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9 or 10 mines?

low harness Oct 25, 2021, 4:58 PM

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I'll know soon

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10

glacial knot Oct 25, 2021, 5:00 PM

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Yea, guessed right. But it has a forced guess :/

bitter pawn Oct 25, 2021, 6:07 PM

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@last cedar

clear ferry Oct 25, 2021, 6:21 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/sadness-simpsons-gif-12578198

Tenor

last cedar Oct 25, 2021, 8:18 PM

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bitter pawn <@!300242410338910209>

Too accurate

bitter pawn Oct 25, 2021, 8:18 PM

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hit alittle too close to home eh?

last cedar Oct 25, 2021, 8:18 PM

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Mmm

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mistakes have been made

slow fog Oct 25, 2021, 9:11 PM

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Hey folks

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Any recommended rasp4 cases with fan that does not sounds like a jet engine?

brisk glen Oct 25, 2021, 10:16 PM

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lol what

twilit flint Oct 25, 2021, 11:19 PM

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I'm trying to help my friend update from an "Unhealthy Supervisor"
I remember seeing a forum post with instructions, but because the forums are down, I don't know what the steps are.

brisk glen Oct 25, 2021, 11:42 PM

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So back on topic let’s go off topic

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I saw this at a Halloween store

jade tartan Oct 26, 2021, 1:29 AM

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so is there a good motion sensor people like?

young sigil Oct 26, 2021, 1:32 AM

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#hardware-archived

static schooner Oct 26, 2021, 4:55 AM

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brisk glen I saw this at a Halloween store

1 costume, 2 holidays!

worldly sierra Oct 26, 2021, 5:15 AM

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@last cedar https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUgNAAyIIPN/

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 5:17 AM

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worldly sierra <@300242410338910209> https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUgNAAyIIPN/

Hey!

It looked like a proper mess, before

gray root Oct 26, 2021, 5:35 AM

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whoops, I think I left something on

static schooner Oct 26, 2021, 5:37 AM

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That’s what my power consumption looks like when both AC units kick in

glacial knot Oct 26, 2021, 5:52 AM

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how do I get it to show the last there? I need that 😄

gray root Oct 26, 2021, 6:01 AM

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this happens to be the 240v electric heater in the garage, went out there for a quick project and forgot 😬

young sigil Oct 26, 2021, 6:14 AM

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You should write an automation to alert you about forgetting to turn it off.

worldly sierra Oct 26, 2021, 6:19 AM

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gray root

Neighbour has jacked your power 😂

worldly sierra Oct 26, 2021, 6:20 AM

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young sigil You should write an automation to alert you about forgetting to turn it off.

or put it on a smart plug and auto turn off after say 45 minutes

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 6:26 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/rikiseren-gif-23366111

Tenor

glacial knot Oct 26, 2021, 7:11 AM

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young sigil You should write an automation to alert you about forgetting to turn it off.

Or better. That turns it off for you

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 7:26 AM

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static schooner That’s what my power consumption looks like when both AC units kick in

Show off. Having 2 acs

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@gray root where is the data coming from? Also, keep it vague, otherwise we need to move channel

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 7:31 AM

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last cedar Show off. Having 2 acs

But I have 3

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 7:31 AM

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:/

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I barely have electric

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And all you show offs with your fancy acs

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Actually looking at a ftx ventillation system now

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About 80k sek installed

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Another 30k sek for a cooling unit (180m2) with insulation etc.

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Much cheaper than 3 acs

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 7:35 AM

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Ooof

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 7:36 AM

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Mmm

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Old house with a chimney

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It is designed not to be sealed, to keep air flowing

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 7:37 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/messy-street-parched-trash-everywhere-uncleaned-street-living-in-waste-gif-20902827

Tenor

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 7:37 AM

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With ftx it can be sealed, and no draughts

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How did you video my house?

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But it will be good when it is done. Won't waste heat from bathroom/ utility room either. And can get proper insulation, vapour barriers and low u value windows

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Gonna be able to heat the whole house by farting 3 times

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 10:44 AM

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https://tenor.com/bhdYN.gif

Tenor

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 2:14 PM

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Zzz getting up at 5.30 tomorrow for a morning flight, wake me @last cedar

last cedar Oct 26, 2021, 2:39 PM

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I won't be awake until 0545

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Sorry

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 2:41 PM

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Pepewhy Pepewhy Pepewhy

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https://open.spotify.com/track/0307NRX8zIjTl25g41O0q3?si=FqqbIh83TVOZ4VDFEO-0xA&utm_source=copy-link

Spotify

Don't Think Twice, It's All Right - Bear's Sonic Journals: Live At ...

Johnny Cash · Song · 2021

rain meadow Oct 26, 2021, 5:43 PM

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hello guys... somebody has used some sort of prediction with a variable in HA?? for example i want to apply something like linear prediction to stats variable that has the power consumer of my home... to get the predicted consume of the month

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??

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 6:04 PM

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Your power company doesn't already do that and present it in an API for you?

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DeepFriedHarald

jade tartan Oct 26, 2021, 6:10 PM

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Just opened a bulb up, pic in #diy-archived can u flash that with tas?

rain meadow Oct 26, 2021, 6:19 PM

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clear ferry Your power company doesn't already do that and present it in an API for you?

ha.. ha... hahahahah in a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar future can be...

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 6:19 PM

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You mean Norway

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All power meters replaced by smart ones in 2019

rain meadow Oct 26, 2021, 6:20 PM

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welll, i will develop a HA plugin then...

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 6:20 PM

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Consumers can read real-time data from an online port

rain meadow Oct 26, 2021, 6:20 PM

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i have a OpenCollector in my device... but that doesnt have a prediction model

brisk glen Oct 26, 2021, 6:57 PM

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clear ferry Your power company doesn't already do that and present it in an API for you?

USA USA

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we are soo behind... its not even funny

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 7:01 PM

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Lol murica

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https://tenor.com/view/children-of-men-dystopia-anti-utopia-walking-ruins-gif-21974761

Tenor

jade tartan Oct 26, 2021, 8:28 PM

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Completely pointless for me, but i want an ociliscope

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Lol

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More tool toys

dusky plank Oct 26, 2021, 8:29 PM

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clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 8:32 PM

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Mmm hurensohn

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Ich liebe der swartzwalder alte mann

finite sedge Oct 26, 2021, 8:56 PM

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This is getting out of hand

clear ferry Oct 26, 2021, 8:59 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/this-is-getting-out-of-hand-now-there-are-two-star-wars-viceroy-jedi-gif-11488909

Tenor

worldly finch Oct 26, 2021, 9:04 PM

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Hey awesome people!

Could you help me out? For my thesis, I am researching different types of notifications on smartwatches and I'm looking for participants. You don't have to own a smartwatch, you only have to be 18 years or older. I would really appreciate it if you filled out this survey, you would help me out a ton! :)

https://survey.uu.nl/jfe/form/SV_5gvJsCCtOcwBeiG

Thesis survey

Thank you for participating in this thesis research! For my Bachelor of Information Science, I am interested in understanding more about user's preferences regarding notifications on smartwatches.

ashen kayak Oct 27, 2021, 2:09 AM

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anyone know a good discord for 3d printing? My CR Touch is being an ass right now

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 3:40 AM

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The octoprint discord has a lot of good people @ashen kayak

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:26 AM

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I got a fiat 500 ev rental today @last cedar , just room enough for 1.5 people and a dismembered tiny person

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 9:53 AM

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clear ferry I got a fiat 500 ev rental today <@300242410338910209> , just room enough for 1....

so you had to ride on the roof?

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https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-driving-sit-gif-12208209

Tenor

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 10:14 AM

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I bet atxs head is sticking out of the sunroof

solemn oak Oct 27, 2021, 11:35 AM

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Oh you want to expire my cert every 24 hours and make me reload the integration to get a new one? Fuck you shark!

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 12:27 PM

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last cedar I bet atxs head is sticking out of the sunroof

Almost

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I need a shave

hushed basalt Oct 27, 2021, 1:29 PM

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https://c.tenor.com/_UoYvqMtb-IAAAAM/shearing-sheep.gif

gleaming knot Oct 27, 2021, 2:37 PM

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hey, is anyone aware of a cheap wifi/zigbee switch with power monitoring (like sonoff pow) but in a smaller form factor (like sonoff mini or aqara t1)?

glacial knot Oct 27, 2021, 2:54 PM

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That's a #hardware-archived topic 🙂

gleaming knot Oct 27, 2021, 2:54 PM

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ah, thanks, missed it

worldly axle Oct 27, 2021, 2:59 PM

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Hello

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 3:00 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/patitos-donald-duck-duck-gif-15819973

Tenor

bitter pawn Oct 27, 2021, 3:21 PM

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clear ferry https://tenor.com/view/patitos-donald-duck-duck-gif-15819973

"Came to the wrong hood motherfucker" - Donald 2021

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 3:22 PM

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PU_monkaShake

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Getting paid to sit at the airport and watch anime

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aRoo_ThrowMoney

bitter pawn Oct 27, 2021, 3:26 PM

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nice.

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 3:27 PM

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Nice

orchid rose Oct 27, 2021, 3:33 PM

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Being paid for having to watch Anime sounds about right

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 3:35 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-angry-cat-grumpy-stare-gif-13924327

Tenor

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:23 PM

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Some Cyberpunk ?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:25 PM

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I like the ass

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But it is a butt ugly car all over

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:25 PM

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I'll try to make some test drive

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:26 PM

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I had the mini 500 ev today

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And I had the VW id3 last week

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And the polestar 2 a month ago

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Wonder what car I will get at the rental next week

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:26 PM

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Nah, small

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:27 PM

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The mini 500 was horribly cramped but fun to drive

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The id3 was comfy and good to drive

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The polestar 2 is shit

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:27 PM

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Tried Renault Zoe?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:27 PM

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Nope, I ask them to change cars if I get french

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🤢

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:28 PM

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Really?last dosen of my cars was french.

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Except Volvo and Uaz i had mostly PSA cars, or Ford's with PSA diesel engines

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:29 PM

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I hate French cars

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Almost as much as I hate tesla

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:30 PM

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I hate German cars

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:30 PM

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why would you hate french cars?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:31 PM

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They feel plastic and cheap and they drive like shit

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:31 PM

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I had some Golfs, Passats and so, but they had wooden blocks instead of suspension springs

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:32 PM

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Passats Are eeeh, golfs can be ok, especially GTi or gtes, the golf2 GTi was wonderful

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:32 PM

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clear ferry They feel plastic and cheap and they drive like shit

C5 with hydraactive is most confortable car in the world. Trust me, I'm an mechanic

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:33 PM

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I think Alpine is french

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:33 PM

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I'll take the Audi A8 with magnetic suspension or the XC90 with four-c please

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:33 PM

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clear ferry Passats Are eeeh, golfs can be ok, especially GTi or gtes, the golf2 GTi was won...

I had Golf2 once, but it wasn't even close to GTI

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:33 PM

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isn't Bugatti also from france?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:34 PM

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Bugatti is owned by vag

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:34 PM

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but from france

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i believe

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:34 PM

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It was

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:36 PM

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clear ferry I'll take the Audi A8 with magnetic suspension or the XC90 with four-c please

XC90 from Chinese company Volvo?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:37 PM

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Yes the Chinese are Hella lot better at building cars than the Americans for example

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Just look at the tesla model s Vs 3

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:38 PM

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I like the aussie ones

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it's like if it makes it into the country it's converted to 4x4

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:39 PM

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Do the Americans still builds car with leaf-spring suspension?

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:39 PM

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most likely

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:40 PM

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And engines with power about 2.5 HP per liter?

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:40 PM

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I couldn't even tell you what current vehicles have these days lol been too long since I looked at any of them and the last car we bought was a Subaru lol

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:41 PM

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Last i bought was Renault

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Project "cheap big car"

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:42 PM

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But I'm actually looking to buy the XC90 right now

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Just looking for the right one @fallow karma

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:43 PM

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I don't know which is right novadays

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:43 PM

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Fully loaded with the right colour

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So about €80k

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Used

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:44 PM

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Dunno which engines are durable

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:44 PM

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T8

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2.0l + electric

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407bhp

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 6:44 PM

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ew volvo. over priced

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:48 PM

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@last cedar Volvo transformer assemble

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https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-power-rangers-spd-gif-19405356

Tenor

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:50 PM

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Fuel is overpriced

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:51 PM

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It has always been in Norway

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That is why hybrid makes sense

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PHEV

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That is

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:52 PM

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They doesn't

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I have no place to charge plug-in hybrid

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:52 PM

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Free at most offices here, plus cheap at shopping centers

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And a home box is easy to install

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:53 PM

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Meh, I live in block housing

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:53 PM

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And when 80% of all cars sold are either electric or hybrid, there are a lot of charging stations

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:53 PM

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Not here

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I work as EV specialist at dealership, and we have only ONE station , those in workshop

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:54 PM

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Lol

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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I suppose when every house will install charge station, our energetic net will colapse

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BTW most of energy in our country is make by burning coal

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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92% hydro here now I think

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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So electric cars aren't eco at all

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:56 PM

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But electricity is really expensive now

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It used to be €0.003 per kWh, now it is €0.3

static schooner Oct 27, 2021, 6:57 PM

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I want to see ocean wave power

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:57 PM

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Think we are trying that out

static schooner Oct 27, 2021, 6:58 PM

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electricity on the US west coast is super-expensive, but we have lots of sun and waves and wind in many places

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 6:59 PM

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70 % electric energy is from coal in my country. In 2019 it was 79

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 6:59 PM

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Solar panels aren't too expensive here

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But I can't be bothered

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$15k to cover my roof

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With state subsidies

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 7:00 PM

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Yeah it's ~.3 $/kWh here in California

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:00 PM

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In some countries railways operators are back to diesel locomotives , they're cheaper than electric right now

static schooner Oct 27, 2021, 7:00 PM

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if I get an electric car, I'm going to wish that I'd up-sized my solar array that I installed 8 years ago

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I installed AC since then, so I already use more than I anticipated

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:01 PM

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I won't bother with an ev until at least three more years, even with the 50% state subsidiaries

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:02 PM

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I won't bother with an EV until charge time will same as refuel gas

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 7:04 PM

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You might be waiting quite a while the energy flow in a gas nozzle is very large

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:04 PM

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It is 35 minutes to fast charge most EVs these days

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Which is good enough

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15 minutes to 80% on some I think

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:05 PM

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On Kangoo ZE which has about 100km range 😆

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:07 PM

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Kia EV6 can charge 100km in 4 minutes

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With 800v

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:11 PM

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God, 800V where to obtain it?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:11 PM

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We've had them here since 2019

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:13 PM

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Ok , EV is an option, when you have a house with solar, or something, not when you live in east/middle EU in block housing, and in your city there are 2 public chargers on the map

orchid rose Oct 27, 2021, 7:13 PM

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clear ferry $15k to cover my roof

Just have a smaller roof

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:13 PM

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🦴 🇷

orchid rose Oct 27, 2021, 7:14 PM

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solar panels these days are pretty cheap by the looks of it if you do it yourself

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:15 PM

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Number of fast chargers in 2020 @fallow karma

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orchid rose Oct 27, 2021, 7:15 PM

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In Norway ofc it's continuous rain instead of seeing the sun so it could be different

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:21 PM

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@clear ferry

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:24 PM

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See lots

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 7:27 PM

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clear ferry

you guys should just build those above road trolly power lines and then stick a Back to the Future rod on your cars to make the connection and that way you don't need to stop to charge

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:28 PM

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They did think about implementing wireless charging under the asphalt

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 7:28 PM

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I agree pantograph wires are the best

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:28 PM

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But I think they dropped that

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 7:28 PM

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wireless charging is extremely wasteful especially when talking about transit

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:36 PM

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clear ferry See lots

12 in my area, but have to drive 15km to nearest station, charge , then 15 back. And don't have any other reason to drive there

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I'll wait for hydro fuel cell cars ;)

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:38 PM

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We have hydrogen cars here for a few years already

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But few charge stations

fallow karma Oct 27, 2021, 7:42 PM

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We had zero or little bit above

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But our national petrol company announced they will build in biggest cities.

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So, Toyota Mirai?

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 7:57 PM

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One of my favourite Japanese words

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:19 PM

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clear ferry

OMG

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:21 PM

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fallow karma So electric cars aren't eco at all

They are substantially less bad than a new ICE only car. But yes. We should all walk everywhere. Whilst not breathing, whilst naked, to keep carbon footprint low.

glacial knot Oct 27, 2021, 8:22 PM

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I need to get my cousin to sit in such a car. I bet he can actually look out the sunroof

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:22 PM

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easy for you to say you have fur

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:22 PM

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pure tundra easy for you to say you have fur

And doormats

glacial knot Oct 27, 2021, 8:22 PM

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don't move .Moving takes energy

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:24 PM

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I am all for reducing carbon footprints and energy consumption, will have own charging point and a hybrid soon (car has been ordered)

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Kinda sucks that we have so little sun in Sweden, can't be self sufficient with only panels

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I would love to do that tbh

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Looking at panels and battery setup. Will cost about 20% of what the house cost :/

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Use about 13 to 15kWh a day, at the moment. Will be more like 30 to 32 with car charging, requires a monster array and battery setup

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 8:30 PM

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can't escape global warming so carbon footprints is a mute point

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i say go out with a bang

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:33 PM

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@last cedar where are you in sweden? I'm in northen Skåne o/

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:34 PM

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Södermanland

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:35 PM

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Batteries are a very pointless expense unless your goal is to be 100% off grid with a cabin in the woods. Use the grid as a battery where you feed in during the day and use at night. Almost always the cost difference will be less than battery maintenance

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:35 PM

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Yep

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Realised this as soon as I started digging

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:36 PM

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as long as net metering survives thats true

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:36 PM

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Unless you have a gigantic battery array

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Like a months worth of power

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:36 PM

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but even with massive battery array you are replacing every 5-10 years, regardless of use.

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:36 PM

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Indeed

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A colleage gave about 50k sek

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They normally just make it to midnight on battery power

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But his house pulls 1,4kW just idle, electric heating and ftx etc

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50k is a lot of electric

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:38 PM

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yep. if you use 15kw you need minimum 30kw as you can only use 50%. Then account for a couple rainy days and you realise you have about 5 minutes tops on a bad day with a 500,000kr battery array 😄

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:38 PM

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I could probably manage with that to live off grid 1)during summer 2)not charging car

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And only then

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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or oversize the array and only charge in the light

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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car could be an emergency battery store

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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It is only a hybrid, 13kW

glacial knot Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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are there any cars that support that yet?

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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go sit at a super charger for a couple hours to drive home and make a coffee

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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13kWh?

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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Yes. Skoda iv

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:40 PM

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thats a small battery how far does it take you

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:40 PM

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seems overall the environmental damage from creating batteries will kill any benifit you gain from a "off-grid" in-town setup.

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:41 PM

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Yes @worldly sierra

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:41 PM

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I should drive to visit @last cedar and compare hybrid battery sizes

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🦴 🇷

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:41 PM

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the actual power grid is just to efficient especially if you signed up with full solar supplier

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:41 PM

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@pure tundra 55km is official spec. It is coming around christmas, so will be interesting to see how it fares in the winter

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:41 PM

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I just switched to IKEA power 🙂 (https://www.ikea.com/se/sv/clean-energy/electricity/)

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:42 PM

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clear ferry I should drive to visit <@300242410338910209> and compare hybrid battery sizes

Please come visit and || bring me some hard drives ||

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:42 PM

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I'll send unsolicited disk pics

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:42 PM

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55km. hmmm I don't know what that car looks like but I doubt that it will get close to that

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:43 PM

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Since most phev do 40 these days

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It isn't unreasonable

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:43 PM

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Colleages get about 55 from theirs, during summer

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:44 PM

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I had a pzev that said it would get "40km" it never one came close

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:44 PM

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Hoping for maybe 40 on coldest winter days

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Probably closer to 30 though

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Anything not using petrol is a bonus

worldly sierra Oct 27, 2021, 8:44 PM

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commutes 120km each way :/

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:45 PM

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Even the XC90 will get you 35km

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And that is a huge car

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:45 PM

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Mmm, problem is I need tools and stuff with me, got 3 tool bags and a belt and all sorts of supplies with me. I could take the train if I didn't have those though

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So I am kinda stuck with commuting in the car

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:46 PM

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Just bite the wires and wind them

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They'll be fine

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:46 PM

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Bonus is that 2 kids travel with me all the way, so we travel for 1/3 the "energy" we could

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:46 PM

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just use the pair of wire stripers nature gave your face

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:46 PM

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clear ferry Just bite the wires and wind them

Insulation tastes funny, not going to do that again

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:47 PM

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I remember biting the insulation off an isdn line

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When a call happened

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:47 PM

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ouch

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:47 PM

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I'm fine

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:48 PM

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biting wires that might have voltage across them is just more fun

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:48 PM

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It isn't a lot of volts

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:48 PM

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90v I believe

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:48 PM

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But god do you regret it when it gets you 🤣

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:48 PM

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If memory serves right

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Or was it 45

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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The resting 50V ish is bad enough

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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all I remember is that it was surprisingly high last time I looked

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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I think it is usually 90 to 100V when calling

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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See

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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It has to be

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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My memory still works

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I'm fine

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:49 PM

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To stop raccoons eating the cable

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But yeah. Gonna invest battery money into panels, eventually

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Ftx comes first, sorting out the outside of the house, windows etc

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Maybe 2023 or 24

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Depends on cash flow

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:51 PM

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Just work more

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Ask for raise twice a year

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:52 PM

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Could probably borrow and tag on to loan, as it increases value of house

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You are far better at that, than me, Atx

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I already got 10% since May, think I have used up this years quota 🤣

pure tundra Oct 27, 2021, 8:53 PM

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I'm wary of doing that because they could decide to end net metering and then it wouldn't ever pay itself off

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:53 PM

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I'm gonna try for 10% for Christmas

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Only got 5% in may

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But got 25% in 2020

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:53 PM

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You will end up earning more than Elon, with how you are going

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I am in the wrong line of work, clearly

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:54 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-elon-musk-snl-snl-elon-musk-dancing-elon-musk-wario-gif-21485920

Tenor

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Gotta pass the magic 1mill at some point

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:55 PM

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Yesssss

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:55 PM

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Without overtime

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🦴 🇷

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:56 PM

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I should make about 414k without overtime if I am not sick :)

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So I clearly need to steal more doormats

clear ferry Oct 27, 2021, 8:57 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/dog-wiping-feet-doormat-gif-10804384

Tenor

last cedar Oct 27, 2021, 8:58 PM

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So well trained

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Goodnight everyone. Gotta go grab me some doormats

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https://tenor.com/view/raccoons-invade-house-gif-3520025

Tenor

Raccoon Steals a Carpet

▶ Play video

hushed basalt Oct 27, 2021, 9:58 PM

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static schooner Oct 27, 2021, 10:02 PM

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they should have known what would happen when they hired Newman

forest edge Oct 27, 2021, 10:08 PM

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That isn't entirely accurate. jurassic world had an entire command center full of IT people and still the dinos ate everyone

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guess a chicken nugget still taste like a chicken nugget no matter how much schooling it's had

bitter pawn Oct 27, 2021, 10:39 PM

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true true

low harness Oct 28, 2021, 7:10 AM

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Oooh! Microsoft PowerToys 0.35 runs on windows 1809 (corporate) and actually has Fancy Zones support!

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That seems to be pretty much the only function that works, though. But also the only function I actually wanted...

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 7:44 AM

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static schooner they should have known what would happen when they hired Newman

https://tenor.com/view/see-nobody-cares-not-a-big-deal-its-fine-no-big-deal-gif-16076896

Tenor

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 10:22 AM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2vVpjZxlSiqR5wr2YeZPB2?si=2301caa5b4514465

Spotify

Changing of the Guards

Bob Dylan · Song · 1978

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 10:29 AM

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I am so glad they got the flux led integration working with current bulbs

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 10:30 AM

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Flux 🤢

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 10:31 AM

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can't beat the price for what you get

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 10:33 AM

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I thought you meant the shitty f.lux integration

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flux led is the magicled stuff ?

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I binned those a few years ago

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 10:40 AM

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yea the magichome stuff uses the flux led intergration

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and it's been brokered for like forever for the current stuff. worked just enough to turn on/off lights and set color through less than ideal ways but now it works as it should

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magichome stuff is all esp chips as well, so most gave up on flux and threw tasmota or esp on them lol

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 10:43 AM

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I had three bulbs and one hub, just shucked them

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and replaced them with zigbee bulbs

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 10:43 AM

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but the bulbs I have reaching one of the gpios was near impossible so I didn't bother flashing mine

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should have kept them, maybe found use for them down the road or something

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 10:44 AM

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https://tenor.com/bnMmW.gif

Tenor

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lol goddamn american banks

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"your password cannot be longer than 9 characters"

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:00 AM

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stop using "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" for everything ya goober

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:00 AM

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No options for MFA either

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https://tenor.com/buXuC.gif

Tenor

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except security questions

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1999 is a hard year

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:01 AM

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you prob are just using a scam bank located in china disguised as a us bank

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:01 AM

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I'm pretty sure Citi is a murica company

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:03 AM

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I mean New York isn't really "American" since it's always been a global hub

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they added bluetooth to the shelly 1's heh

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:16 AM

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Since the old Shelly1 is esp8266, that would surely mean it is a new model

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The Shelly Plus 1 ?

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:41 AM

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yea they using the esp32's now

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I mean I know it has it regardless but just seems silly for a shelly 1 to have it

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don't see a use unless you like created a mesh bluetooth network or something

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:42 AM

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not really, you can install esphome or any custom firmware on them

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and use the BT bits for whatever you want

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like triangulation or controlling other bluetooth devices in proxmity

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:42 AM

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thats about it

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:47 AM

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Just had a discussion with a german about their horrid latency from ISPs

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had to check mine

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eirikz@mirai ~ % ping www.vg.no
PING www.vg.no (195.88.54.16) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from www.vg.no (195.88.54.16): icmp_seq=1 ttl=249 time=1.90 ms
64 bytes from www.vg.no (195.88.54.16): icmp_seq=2 ttl=249 time=2.14 ms
64 bytes from www.vg.no (195.88.54.16): icmp_seq=3 ttl=249 time=1.84 ms
64 bytes from www.vg.no (195.88.54.16): icmp_seq=4 ttl=249 time=2.28 ms
64 bytes from www.vg.no (195.88.54.16): icmp_seq=5 ttl=249 time=2.48 ms

eirikz@mirai ~ % ping www.speedtest.net
PING zd.map.fastly.net (151.101.66.219) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 151.101.66.219 (151.101.66.219): icmp_seq=1 ttl=59 time=3.23 ms
64 bytes from 151.101.66.219 (151.101.66.219): icmp_seq=2 ttl=59 time=3.46 ms
64 bytes from 151.101.66.219 (151.101.66.219): icmp_seq=3 ttl=59 time=3.48 ms
64 bytes from 151.101.66.219 (151.101.66.219): icmp_seq=4 ttl=59 time=3.52 ms
64 bytes from 151.101.66.219 (151.101.66.219): icmp_seq=5 ttl=59 time=3.68 ms

eirikz@mirai ~ % ping mit.edu
PING mit.edu (23.55.18.34) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from a23-55-18-34.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com (23.55.18.34): icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=34.1 ms
64 bytes from a23-55-18-34.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com (23.55.18.34): icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=34.9 ms
64 bytes from a23-55-18-34.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com (23.55.18.34): icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=34.5 ms
64 bytes from a23-55-18-34.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com (23.55.18.34): icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=34.1 ms
64 bytes from a23-55-18-34.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com (23.55.18.34): icmp_seq=5 ttl=55 time=34.7 ms

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Local norwegian webserver, cloud based cdn probably and murica hosted

strange vapor Oct 28, 2021, 11:55 AM

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How dare physics add latency to a link across the Atlantic.

upbeat star Oct 28, 2021, 11:56 AM

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how do you call in English that plastic&metal wire cable..tie thing? You know that wire with a plastic wrap that comes on every new electronics related cable to keep it looped tight

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this thing

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:57 AM

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tie wrap ?

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or is that something else

clever mortar Oct 28, 2021, 11:58 AM

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tie wrap is valid

upbeat star Oct 28, 2021, 11:58 AM

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I've never known how to call them and I'm making labels for all my tiny parts and accessories, thanks a bunch

clever mortar Oct 28, 2021, 11:58 AM

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I've heard it called tie wire too

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 11:58 AM

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https://tenor.com/bB77y.gif

Tenor

forest edge Oct 28, 2021, 11:59 AM

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twisty tie in amercian english

last cedar Oct 28, 2021, 12:13 PM

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Pro tip 1) don't eat yellow snow

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Pro tip 2) use a used toilet roll to keep cables tidy

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Not a cable tie

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 12:33 PM

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BOG ROLL

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:10 PM

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clear ferry lol goddamn american banks

Same as some australian banks, not unique to the USA

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(Which is surprising given how good our banking sector otherwise is)

scenic radish Oct 28, 2021, 1:19 PM

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@clear ferry ROLL TIDE

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:23 PM

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🐶 🐶

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:24 PM

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umbral cliff (Which is surprising given how good our banking sector otherwise is)

We've had MFA with hardware tokens for 20+ years in Norway

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:25 PM

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clear ferry We've had MFA with hardware tokens for 20+ years in Norway

Lucky. Some banks offer 2FA through their apps here, others rely on a text message when you transfer money to a new recipient or over a certain amount, and some don't have any protection

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:25 PM

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These days we mostly just do biometric

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:25 PM

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Most banks do let you set secure passwords, though I've seen on bank force passwords to lowercase, and another restrict between 6-8 alpha-numeric characters (no symbols). I do not bank with the last bank for that reason :lul:

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:26 PM

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clear ferry These days we mostly just do biometric

How does that work

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:26 PM

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Mobile banking

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I do anything in the app

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:27 PM

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Ah yeah even in the app we often require a code before transferring to a new recipient

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:27 PM

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Then if another level is needed I need to enter my pin on a generated passphrase handshake, it all happens in the phone

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:27 PM

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(Or sometimes voice too, saying "my voice confirms my identity")

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:28 PM

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Still have to do the voice stuff when I use American services

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Haven't used that here since the 90s

scenic radish Oct 28, 2021, 1:28 PM

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i'm in the US and i've never seen voice confirmation

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:29 PM

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Have to use it with Merrill lynch

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At least last time I used it

scenic radish Oct 28, 2021, 1:29 PM

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interesting

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i did have to submit a semen sample once. that was weird

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:29 PM

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🦴 🇷

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:30 PM

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scenic radish i did have to submit a semen sample once. that was weird

Talk about know your customer laws

scenic radish Oct 28, 2021, 1:30 PM

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🤣

umbral cliff Oct 28, 2021, 1:30 PM

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(I have just done a research task on anti-money laundering, my jokes are now made up of the stuff)

clear ferry Oct 28, 2021, 1:30 PM

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Remember using online banking in Ireland

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Only thing I could do was check statement